April 2, 2025 • 45 mins
Our landmark 100th episode takes a hilarious and eye-opening journey through the strangest beauty treatments from around the world! With special guest hilarious comedian Johnny Skourtis bringing it, we dive into beauty practices that sound more like dares than spa treatments.
From South Korean snail slime facials to Japanese bird poop treatments, Chinese fire facials that literally set your face ablaze we explore beauty's bizarre underbelly with equal parts fascination and horror. The conversation takes particularly interesting turns when we debate which treatments we'd personally be willing to try.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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I am Nikki Davis Jr.
What are we about to say?
You let your mouth start moving.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
No, I just want to give a beat.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I just wanted to make sure I didn't like just start
talking and then make it awkwardfor editing.
No, you're fine, but now youare, oh god, boom all right boom
.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We've been watching the office for like 17 years, a
long time, yeah how are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
good, you look cute, johnny.
Uh, oh, sorry, our guest who?
You don't know this, I knowevery guest on here.
It could be anybody, thoughexactly.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We always tell them we're not going to say your name
, we don't say the guest nameeven though it's printed out,
even though it's printed out.
Yeah, we encourage the audienceto read yeah, that's a really
good way.
Anybody can hear stuff, youknow but seeing it and reading
it, that's a completelydifferent thing we can get them
to believe it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, yeah, by the way.
Speaking of which, uh, pleasesubscribe, like and subscribe.
It's for free, just do it.
You don't have to even watch itstarving to death.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We have no the subscription.
Every day I have subscriptionpains because, like I haven't
had a subscription, I haven'teaten a subscription in a long
time.
So the more people subscribe,the less hungry we'll be yeah
yeah, so subscribe it.
You don't have to like it, butjust like it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, just do this with it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
That's a good sales pitch.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, you like that.
Yeah, what do this with it?
Yeah, or what you said.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Subscribe and do this and then go.
It's free Because you don't,you know yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, how are you?
Oh well, thanks for asking.
I'm doing well.
I feel pretty good.
I didn't have to do very muchtoday, so it's a good day.
That's nice.
Yeah, that's very nice.
I was just chilled before wegot here.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You had one of those days where you had plans and
then, when the day comes, you'relike ugh, because Because
everybody does that At leastthat's what I do, I know Make
plans and you're like, with thebest intentions.
Then the day comes and you'relike man you know, that kind of
thing.
But you had your plans canceledon you before.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, I had a 10 o'clock client.
This is yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That's such an awesome feeling that when you're
about to be like I don't knowif I can, and then somebody else
is like, hey, I can't come in,and you're like, oh, are you
serious?
I was looking forward to it somuch.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I was looking forward to getting up early and being
in pain.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
So then you had a late morning, so it's fine I did
.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It was very late.
Well, do you know what episodeit is today?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's a very special episode it's 100.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Episode 100.
Yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I've never done 100 of anything at all.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, nothing.
No, not women.
Oh, that was a long pause.
No, that's okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, but I don't know the number.
Why would anybody keep track ofnumbers?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
People do all the time.
That's like a thing.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Those people I mean.
If you keep track of numbers,then that's your own thing.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You don't know your number, really.
No, I don't.
Oh, that's so sexy, that'sreally sexy that you don't even
know.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, I don't count how many glass of water I've had
.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's not quite the same, but yeah Well.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I guess yeah.
How much is left in the world?
Is there more water or sex leftin the world?
I think it's sex, Is it yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I was just thinking that the other day.
I feel like there isn't reallya water shortage.
They're just telling us this.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They're probably making it in a back room or
something and they're just likebut they don't want to tell
anybody about it.
And then they'll start chargingpeople for it.
Some airlines charge you forwater.
You're like, no, can I go tothe bathroom and give me a cup.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Like no, I'm sorry, you have to buy a bottle you
have to go to the bathroom andget the bathroom water out of an
airplane.
Yeah, I'm not even sure what isif that is water that comes out
?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
it's probably not.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's probably some polymer it's just, yeah, it's
probably like a plastic, polymerbubbles and polymer yeah,
bubbles and polymer that soundslike the the new food pyramid
yeah, yes
Speaker 2 (04:05):
okay well, I'm gonna allow you oh shit if you don't
mind yeah, I don't mind what isit to bring in uh, to introduce
who we have coming today.
Oh, okay, I will absolutelyintroduce today's guest.
Today's guest is someone I meton the side of the road 10
minutes ago.
Oh wait, look over there.
Uh.
Today's guest is somebody I'veknown for, uh, a long time and
(04:25):
it's felt like it's only been aweekend, because I love this guy
so much.
He's so funny, he's a fantasticactor, he's a hilarious
comedian, he's a great writer,he knows how to wear cowboy
boots like nobody's business,wow, yeah, and also this hat
that I have right here is from aboxing match he took us to, I
don't know, like 12 years ago,something like that for Oscar De
(04:48):
La Hoya, and so this hat hasbeen through the wash seven
times and it looks like it'sbrand new.
Yeah.
And it was for free.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You got off track a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I didn't get off.
Oh, I saw the hat.
Yeah, I thought I was going tointroduce the hat.
I'm sorry.
Okay, all right.
So today's guest is a very,very good friend of mine, the
hilarious and fantastic JohnnySkordas.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Johnny Skordas, johnny Skordas Yay.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Whoa, how'd you do that?
Dude?
Hi, how you doing, how youdoing.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I'm doing okay much.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, thank you guys for havingme.
Yeah, man, thanks for beinghere to have you.
This is cool, yeah, but well,this was fun.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, all right, see you later.
Yeah, you have such a greatface.
You really do.
You have a fabulous face really.
Uh, I appreciate you sayingthat.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know that I feel the same way, uh well, I
think we all kind of feel likethat about ourselves.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I don't know.
There's just a lot of jaw face.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I love that movie, jaw face.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I don't know I look at like some of my relatives, I
was like I look like that guyreally okay.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I felt like that too.
My family was kind of like ahokay, you know, like, look at
everybody because everybody'sgot a face that it's just a room
full of eyebrows.
I'm sure it's the of like ah,okay, you know, like, look at
everybody, because everybody'sgot a face that they all have.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
There's just, it's just a room full of eyebrows.
Yeah, I'm sure it's the samewith yours.
Yeah, no, it really is.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's just all eyebrows, yeah eyebrows, and
everyone worked directly underthe sun for 50 years.
Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But you really do thank you yeah and you don't
even have like bad dark circlesor anything like that.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Really, yeah, I've been worried about that a lot
lately, it looks good justsitting there under blue lights
looking for jobs and stuff,staring at the computer at like
three in the morning yeah yeah Ithink it's genetic more than
anything else.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Unless like a poor diet, and alcohol have something
to do with it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Do you like follow like you're from where's your
family from?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
My dad is Greek and my mom is from Nicaragua.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So I think that's where I get this tropical thing
going.
Mediterranean as Sandro.
Yeah, what's that?
Stas e facce, stas e razza,yeah yeah, yeah, one face, one
race.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I saw a movie with Kevin Costner and Woody
Harrelson when they played thosetwo police Highwayman I think
Something like that On Netflix.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh, I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Well, it was Kevin Costner.
The whole time he was doing agravelly voice, you know, kevin
right and he had a handkerchiefwith him and he kept just doing
this.
Every two seconds he was doingthis and I was like I know what
that's like.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
He was just kind of dabbing his mouth and sweat and
then after a while I think itbecame something like an
affectation, the character, justI was going to say they left it
in there.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's so weird he just kept doing it.
It's part of his thing.
Every time they cut to him,he's like yeah.
He refuses air conditioning.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Profusely sweating also helps with the.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
With the skin.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, detoxifying and everything.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Absolutely Human sauna.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Medium pores and this and that it just runs down my
face and I just blend it inthere and it ends up being all
right but no, now I try to takecare of my skin.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Well, you hit your girlfriend there's a lot of
epidermal stuff yeah yes, Ialways appreciate uh, this is um
.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I have not used these , so I'm super excited they're
from.
These are from sephora.
It's a purifying and clarifyingone, moisturizing and glowing
and skin perfecting and radiant.
Oh, I'm interested in that withblueberry extract.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Are you kidding me?
That sounds good.
Do you ever use these, johnny?
I have as like jokes, yeah.
You know, like she'll come homeand I'll just have one on my
face.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Like hey, surprise, that's like $70.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It's a surprise on you, but you know from time to
time I do do stuff for my skins.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
What is this one?
Cryo rubber.
And it looks like he's holdinglike a pen in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It gets like hard, like rubber kind of deal.
Oh, okay, I guess you peel itoff.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't know.
Oh, that looks fun.
Oh, definitely it's this.
This is collagen in it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Thank you for bringing these I don't know,
like if they're natural orwhatever, if that's like a thing
that you do or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But it is.
But you know what?
I don't care, I'm gonna usethem anyway.
You know, hell, yeah, hell yeah.
Well, um, today, I don't knowif you're what's today's show
about?
Oh, what a great question,Sandra.
What?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
is today's show about it is.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I'm going to talk about five of the world's
weirdest beauty tricks.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Now what would you say is like a weird.
What would you classify asweird?
Something unconventional orsomething that is banned in
certain states?
Is it something you know?
By that states I mean also meanlike you know states like you
know Russian states, like anykind of states the.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Soviets.
Yeah, I would say weird to memeans something that seems like
it might be kind of disgusting,okay.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I understand, all right, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Now I'm wondering if Sovietsjust put their face in the snow.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh right, Just to close their pores.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, that's probably why.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
It makes sense, it makes sense, especially if
you're blasted drunk Not thatI've again growing up.
Every movie I saw wheresomebody who was Russian in it
or somebody from the SovietUnion.
They were completely hammeredand I think you know that's what
Hollywood kind of did.
But I think that smashing yourface into a snowbank it's got to
(10:34):
be refreshing and sobering youknow exactly, it's very sober,
especially, you know, if you'reliving in russia so five weird
things, was that huh?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
what did you?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
say, wait, what like what?
What else would you considerlike one of a what's a weird
thing that you do, that you guysdo?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
oh well, that's a good question.
What is a weird thing that I door you do you?
Don't do that many weird things, do you?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I don't know, you just turned red, are you okay?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
no, did you.
Are you embarrassed if?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
you're listening and not watching.
Sandra might be having asomething yeah, I, I um.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, what happened was I?
I'm wearing plastic.
This is a made completelythanks amazon, this is yeah,
this is made completely of likepolymers and yeah and polyesters
, just there, just there is nopolyester worm, it's just a guy
in a lab making a bunch of shityeah, but I don't think I do
(11:30):
anything kind of like superweird, I don't know do.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know if you do anything super weird.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I don't think so I mean, you know I massage inside
the mouth, so some people that'sweird.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I think that's weird.
Okay, no, like, how do you dothat?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I take gloves and get consent and then put my hands
in.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Oh to other people.
Yes, I mean I can do myself too.
But I mean that's what I do fora living is I do facial massage
.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
You stand-up esthetician?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
yes so many.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
That's the best reaction ever yeah, hyphens,
yeah, I don't know if I dosomething stupid or weird.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Uh, I don't know if I , if you leave me I mean leave
me alone long enough I'm gonnafind something weird or do
something that I definitelywould be like.
Oh man, people saw how I atethis burger.
Or people saw how I rarelyreally wash my silverware after
I use it, or the dishes.
If it's just me and Nikki.
(12:37):
Sometimes soap makes anentrance, we just give it a
little massage.
Yeah, just a little massage.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
The other day he goes oh, this spoon has a nice glaze
on it.
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I guess I'm really deliberate with my stuff.
I will notice a hair heregrowing out and be like that son
of a bitch hair.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
And you pluck it yourself.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, I have to, I do .
I get my eyebrows threadedbecause you know, wow, what is
that like?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
That's a weird thing.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It's an interesting reaction from the people who
work there when I walk in,Because they're like is the
chair going to support thisman's weight as he spreads
himself out on it?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Do you ever walk in there and go nice threads, Just
in case they don't know?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
No, if I don't't, it gets out of control.
So yeah, I guess that could belike a weird, like a thing
that's considered.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I mean I used to get mine uh waxed and I felt like
that was kind of weird too, butthreading is very interesting
who?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
who waxed your eyebrows?
When I was living in uh,florida did you know someone
that was, oh, my mom, my mom andthen, uh, you know,
ex-girlfriend with you know waxwas she an esthetician?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
no, okay did someone tell you like you should try
this out um or were you like?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
maybe I should.
I think I kind of did it myself.
I was kind of like no, I wantto like, let me just uh so you
know, get rid of some of thehairs or whatever, um, and then
they just stopped growing backyeah, that's like after they
kept pull pull, they get stuck.
Yeah, you can't keep doing that, so, but uh, yeah, I guess it's
kind of weird, I don't know wegot four of the best eyebrows in
hollywood right here in thisroom.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I think so yeah I mean mine are just kind of like
you know they're whateverthey're.
Alex, those are perfectlyshaped well, but they're not
dark, those are like jealousyLike I'm upset.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I'm upset, like how I was saying about you can wear
whatever the hell you want andyou look amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Always.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It looks like you put like 10,000 hours of thought
into this before you came herewearing this.
But I don't know if that's thecase, but whenever you're
wearing it it's like thismotherfucker has like so much
style.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He has good style.
It just comes natural andyou're the first boyfriend slash
.
Whatever Sherpa that I haveever had that has had style.
Not had to ask me 50 times whatshoes to wear, or I had to go
out and buy their clothes.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah Well, I like to limit it by just having usually
one of everything.
And I don't mean like one ofeverything.
I mean like I have one pair ofshoes that I really wear and
another pair of shoes that I useto kick around stuff and
whatever Right, so it makes iteasy to put on shoes.
When you only have one pairthat you really wear put them
right in.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You match the things around it.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, you know what the hell I'm a complex being All
right.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Well, let's talk about some other complex things.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Okay, this one's from South Korea.
I just I had investigated thesetoday, so because I keep
wanting to put, I put in likemore and more like weird, weird,
weird, and then it just throwsback things like cupping and
like I already know about that.
Yeah, this one is snail, slimefacials.
South.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Korea and Japan.
Okay, snail slime.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So what is?
They take snail mucin and theyapply it to the skin, which is
also something they do in Italy,mm-hmm, my cousin picked a
leech up and put it on her face.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Remember?
Or was that a snail, a slug ora snail?
It was a snail.
Yeah, it was a snail.
Yep, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And, yeah, it's hydrating and it's anti-aging,
apparently, and some of thetreatments with these things
actually involve live snailscrawling on your face.
Yeah, wow, would you letsomebody do that to you?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
No, I have a thing about snails.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What is the thing?
Fuck me.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I don't know.
Like when I was a kid, mycousin was a jerk and we had
these neighbors and we lived inthese apartments in North
Hollywood and he didn't likethem.
So we took a bunch of snailsthat he grabbed, you know at
night, threw them in their carto like, upset them and uh, I
remember waking up the nextmorning and seeing just snails
(16:39):
everywhere all over thisfreaking car and never did it
cross my mind I need to put myface in those snails.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So like you know, get a good glow going.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
So yeah, I associate them with like bleh.
And being a dumb kid, you knowI would make like potions or
whatever to try to kill snailsall the time.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Really.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
This is a very deep issue with you.
You're making potions to kill aspecific part of the wild.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, I was just a dumb little kid.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No, that's very smart actually, what did you use?
What ingredients?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Oh, you know, it started with salt.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Okay, and then you know oh, I'm going to put palm
olive on this motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Wow, see what happens .
Speaker 3 (17:21):
And then I just turn it into different potions, Just
to see you know whatever.
Like in a Frisbee upside down.
I would take the snails andthrow them in there and have
like a snail friggin.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, genocide, genocide.
I was going to say genocideSnailside.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But yeah, I don't know.
Snail side, oh my god.
But uh well, this, thisexplains so much.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, no, it does.
It really does.
Um, all right, what's your?
Oh, yeah, what's a childhoodlike?
What was this association withsnails?
Yeah, did you think snails?
Yeah, that's the first question.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah all right.
So this one's weird, it's fromjapan bird poop facials, it's
known as the geisha facial, thegeisha face, geisha facial.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Okay, like the, you know, like the geisha.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
And they use powdered nightingale droppings oh my God
.
Wow yeah, they contain a lot ofnatural enzymes and exfoliate
and brighten the skin up.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
That's hysterical, Can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
like the guy who, like has his like geisha wife,
wife, and it's just like youknow you need the bird shit on
your face.
She's not even a geisha.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
No, you know her name's janice she just like sits
there and works in like a dataentry firm.
Yeah, not tonight, janice wait.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So I just picture, like so they take it and they
take the bird poop and theysmear it on the face or whatever
.
Maybe they tried differentbirds yeah, right, yeah, why
just?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
when did they settle on a nightingale?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
yeah, I don't know, I think maybe somebody would be
rich enough to like be able toafford where, like they pay
enough, so they go inside a roomlike a sanctuary and they just
sit there and the bird and thelive bird just completely shit
on him.
And there's just crackerseverywhere, so they have plenty
of fuel.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You know, someone's going to get off on that.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, and someone's like, ooh, I have the last
condor on Earth.
I need him to shit on my face.
You know, and it's all in the,because people are vain.
It's vanity.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
How do you get a condor?
I got a seagull.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, you're the guy next to him.
You don't have the guillotinemember.
A pelican ship must be just youknow.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
You just have to have 40,000 hummingbirds come by.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
A little hummingbird just getting, that'd be cute,
though Like 40,000 hummingbirdsI'd be like, oh, a bunch of
grains of rice-sized poop justpelting you in the face.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I'd do it.
Yeah, what the hell.
You only live once you havebird shit on your face.
It's good luck.
It's a good luck situation.
Yeah, it is a lot of luck.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I had that happen to me on two different I think it
was.
I can't remember, because yourmemory starts to get weird as
you get older.
You remember things that didn'thappen, or in a different way,
but you remember things thatdidn't happen or in a different
way, but I know that I've beenshit on at least twice on my
head before Once on a field tripwith a bunch of kids, so that
was cool.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Everybody was super cool.
Were you a student or achaperone?
I was a student.
I was scouting for boyfriendsWith bird shit on you.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, with bird shit, and then I forget what happened
the other time.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Did you ever think like maybe I should wait?
You know, rub this into my face.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Never, never, did I ever think that I only wanted to
just hide, just hide.
Where does a girl?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
with a poop on her face.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Go what is it pee and poop?
Do birds they?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
do it two for one right.
I think maybe they do it all atonce they got places to be.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I wonder if a bird shits and then all of a sudden
say whoa that was?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
and then it just takes off like even higher in
the air, but for birdseverything is black and white
and everything's.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, oh my god, yeah because they're poo.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Get it because poo okay uh.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
The next one is from china a fire facial and a really
good facial or like it's like,yeah, it's fire, it's a
treatment called who lao and, ifI'm saying that right, who leo,
who lao?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
it involves, uh, placing alcohol, alcohol, soaked
cloth on your face and then youset that puppy on fire, for it
says a brief moment.
What is that I mean?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I guess, as long as you could take it, I need to put
on there an exact brief momentno more no less science so that?
So that means, because, likethe alcohol, the, it'll just
burn the alcohol first, beforeit burns any of the I think it's
called skin graft oh right,that's what you're gonna need
afterwards.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, I know like this guy like leaves you alone
for like 10 seconds it's gettinga little warm in here.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
This is 14 moments.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
This is a really weird uh, skin care trick.
What is skin graft?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
oh okay I don't think I.
Oh, this is.
This is interesting.
Oh, you got the next one,you're ready.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
He's already ready.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I this is a okay, bull sperm hair mask finally
yeah okay, right, yeah I waswaiting for you guys to get to
Speaker 3 (22:07):
this one yeah talking about my, my cowboy boots and
everything.
Can I do this one?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
well, you have to go to england apparently to do it,
but um.
It's a high-end salon treatmentthat um uses bull semen.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Obviously they mix it with a protein rich, not the
cock semen, what not?
The cock semen obviously theymix it with a protein rich.
Not the cuck semen.
What not the cuck semen?
The bull semen?
No, the bull semen.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Okay, yeah, not the cuck hold oh, what's the cuck
hold as opposed to the bull?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
the cuck, the cuck hold is the, the one that's like
hey, gentlemen, come in hereand help yourself to my wife
right, and then there's the bull.
The bull is the one that's likehey, I'm not a cow, I'm a bull,
and he has sex with the woman.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I love how Eric I mean Alex is like going in like
this, nodding his head.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Like yeah, that's it, Nikki, yeah, and then obviously
that's how we get to the bull'ssperm hair masks.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh my God, who goes out and gets this bull sperm?
Alex wants to do it.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Producer Alex says he's volunteering Podcast
producers.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
everybody knows they like bullsburg.
That's true, they call it BS.
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Seriously, though, there's got to be a pen full of
bull.
How do you think the plantfeels about this?
The what, the plant that theymix it with?
That's a really good point.
Oh my God, that's right.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, a protein-rich plant whatever that is, I love
the sun.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
This is sun, this is nice.
I like chlorophyll and you knowall this photosynthesis the
bull's just walking by.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's a bull coffee.
It's a oh my god it is it's abull bullseye, yeah, oh my god,
that's so good.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Oh, my god what so now I could this is something
I've seen.
Now I know things like kind ofcatch on after a while, like now
the thing is beef tallow right.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Beef tallow.
People are putting the fat ofthe beef on their face and it's
supposed to help with putting.
It shows that science showsthat if you put beef tallow on
your face, it adds beef tallowto your face, beef fat to your
face.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
But now they have.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I saw a Shake and Shake.
I saw a sign that says theyhave beef tallow fries so now
the new thing is like they'regoing to be cooking with it now.
Yeah, so is the bull semen hairmask.
Is that something that's beentaken off?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
you think this is just them getting us getting
back at us for, like, eatingsteaks and shit.
You know, oh, in england it'slike oh, you're gonna like, chop
me up, turn me into a deliciousbeef wellington, not today.
My friend, maybe.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Maybe these are like the Chick-fil-A cows that are
advocating for the Bulls.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh right, oh my God, yes, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Chick-fil-A cows who can't spell English?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
well, oh, it's in their hair.
Yeah, it's in the hair.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh, either way I mean some's going to get on your
face.
Yeah, in my experience, peopledon't want it in their hair.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yes, that's a good.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
You were talking about your numbers earlier.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Exactly, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have a luxurious
head of hair.
He does, you both do.
Actually, you both havebeautiful your hair looks a
little too shiny, whoa See.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I've been spending a little too shiny.
Whoa See, I'm going to spend alittle too much time at the farm
myself, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I think you're petting this.
You know, I got nothing.
I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Would you ever do it?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
The bull semen facial yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No, it's not a facial , it's a hair, the hair thing.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, I would do it, because I mean, like you know,
whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's a good point.
Yeah, Because I think they usebeef tallow.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
They use beef tallow as well.
Yeah, beef semen, beef semen,yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I think I would do it .
I mean, you know, if somebodygives me for free, I don't think
I would pay a good amount ofmoney for something that someone
.
How do they get this semen?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That's what I'm asking.
How do they get the sperm?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
A lot of happy bulls, just like chill, relaxed bulls
Just taking naps yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
And then, like some of them, don't get picked,
they're like this is bullshit,you know.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
And they're like oh no, that's the next treatment,
that's the next facial.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Bullshit facial.
It's going to be the next one.
I'm sure it's coming.
I'm sure it's coming.
Get it, it is coming.
This is some good improv.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah Well, we don't have too many things to talk
about, so you can improv as muchas you want.
I wanted to make a short listtoday, bull sperm hair masks.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, Do you have anything else?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
you want to add about the bull sperm.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't know what is this supposed to do.
This probably seems happy.
It says it strengthens and addsshine to hair.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Protein makes your hair stronger, but if you do too
much protein then it actuallywill make it.
I think kind of crispy.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yeah, but protein makes it good, and there's
protein in cum yes, I know, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't mean to say that soloud.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
We're putting things together.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
How can you make a point if you don't say the point
?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I get what you're saying.
No, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Well, you connect the dots, that's really, sometimes
you have to spell it out forpeople that's what we're doing
here we're helping everybody outoh my god yeah, all right, I
don't know how many we have, butnumber five uh is beer baths
not as disgusting.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
this is a nice way to finish off the day after your,
after your bull semen hair mask.
Um, some spas, I guess in theCzech Republic are offering beer
body facial baths.
Okay, full body beer, that's ahard one to say.
Full body beer baths.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Oh wow, Full body beer baths.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Full body beer baths Full body
Speaker 3 (27:26):
beer baths.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Tonight is your night , bro.
One more time.
Yeah, tonight is your night,you're gonna dance with a bro,
do a full body beer battle witha bro.
Full body beer battle with abro, oh my God.
So what is it supposed to do?
It's supposed to.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
It claims the yeast in the hops.
Oh, okay, I'm really not evensure what hops are, but it helps
to soften your skin andincrease your circulation.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Okay, it helps to soften your skin and increase
your circulation.
Okay, well, I know it's doing.
You know, beer does make mefeel warmer.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, okay, doesn't every alcohol though kind of or
no, yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
No, you're right about that.
Soften the skin?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, I just picture somebody going in there and
they're like, okay, now justrelax.
And when I come back, well, letme know how it goes.
And she comes in like 10minutes later and he's like oh,
the water, all the beer drainedout he's just drinking all the
beer as he's in it.
If I was to do that, that'd beterrible for me.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I would never get a you know a body beer bath.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I would be just drinking it you know, I imagine,
so you can't make a mistake.
You know in the czech republic.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Someone's?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I spilled all this beer.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Whatever you do, sloppy jump inside oh my skin is
very soft now.
This is amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, they pull the big beer bath and he's like, oh,
my wife can't know that I'mdrinking again, jump in.
And then you can at that point?
Now see, I don't know anythingabout baths or how they work.
But as an engineer, not that Iam one one, but like I was
thinking, if you're in therewith the beer, you could
slightly pull your butt open alittle bit and maybe get some
like a beer enema oh, I likethat.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, a beer enema boofing yeah boofing
Speaker 3 (29:00):
boofing boofing full body beer bath.
Come to the Czech Republic,where we have boofing full body
beer baths Anytime.
You just call my cousin, hecalls his cousin.
We get you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
He had a lot of families in a beer bath.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
It was probably like the Czech soccer team after they
made it really far in the World.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Cup.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
They went home to their wives or their girlfriends
, like your skin is so soft,Maybe it's the beer, oh yeah.
And then they were like, oh why.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Maybe it's the beer, oh yeah, yeah.
And then they're like, oh, whydon't we just bathe in it?
You know?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Don't they dump on those things?
Don't they dump things of beeror champagne?
Or Gatorade or something onpeople Beer showers and
champagne.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Beer showers and champagne, and then on the field
, uh, because it's a christianamerica, they have to throw a
gatorade on them why they have.
Well, they usually get the, youknow, they get the the cooler
uh, and they have the gatorinside there and they pour on
the coast like congratulations,you know but why is that the
christian side?
I can't, because you can't havebeer on the sidelines oh got it
(30:06):
people kids would justconservative people.
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry I'm sorry, right conservative people I
actually okay, okay conservativepeople who don't want to see
beer and alcohol on thesidelines.
I mean just I get it just giveyour kids ak-47.
That's fine, um, keep the beerout of them, but yeah yeah, yeah
, all right, and that's a now,that's a weird uh trick right
(30:28):
there too, which one beer bathbeer bath I see what you meant
by weird.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Now I would do that one, would you do that one?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I I think I have just sometimes, you know, I have
like a long night.
Next thing I know I'm in theshower.
I have like a couple of middlelights in there.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You know I come out and you know, feeling
rejuvenated I just remembered inthe 70s we used to rinse our
hair with beer and then therebecame a beer shampoo and for a
while I was taking natural lightinto the bathroom and actually
rinsing my hair with the beerand I don't remember what it's
supposed to do.
I guess it's supposed to softenyour hair.
(31:04):
Maybe it takes off like thehard water or something the
minerals.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I can't believe that you just remembered that.
I literally just rememberedthat.
Just, it's one of those thingswhere I'd be like, oh yeah, I
did pour beer on my hair in theshower for a while wait.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
How old were you when this started happening?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
probably I was like 26 or 27 and I had a boyfriend
who was just always drinkingnatural lights and he just left
him in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
He would just left him in the shower.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
He was gross.
He would leave food, like icecream bowls, next to the bed and
you know it was so he was neversurprised to have a little can
of half full natural light inthere.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Thinking on the go.
I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
What's that Thinking on the go?
He's multitasking.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I don't have time to get debilitatingly drunk right
now.
I need to shower.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, I got to shower .
But why the natural light?
That was kind of his faves.
That's pretty much it.
They were gonna talk aboutcupping, not they.
When I looked up like, becauseI don't know about a lot of
these things, I wanted to makesure that we did something today
that I didn't know aboutCupping have you heard of
cupping?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I have Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
So yeah, it's not that weird right, it's become
more mainstream.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, no, I see a lot of people in sports do it.
You see them like they havethose weird like the red dots or
whatever.
Oh, right, and I guess whatit's supposed to do is like it
just sucks blood up towardswhatever is ailing you instead
of like massaging it out andthis and that, yeah, yeah.
I did it a couple of times.
(32:34):
I got into a car accident andthey recommended me doing that
and it helped, but then I hadlike these freaking you know
welts all over my body.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I think they look cool like an alien kind of thing
.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
I have a lot of body Like we need more cups.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
My grandmother did that to me.
They got like big gulps andjust start doing that.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh my god, it's plastic you can use plastic but
I hear it helps.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
You know, I've done that, I've done acupuncture as
well I love acupuncture I likedit way better than cupping.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
You know, because, like you know me being morbidly
obese they would start usingthat pump to keep sucking it and
then be like we're out of spacein the cup.
Like I said, we need a biggercup.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
You need a bigger cup .
Speaker 3 (33:25):
And they started using pots and pans on me.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
You went pots and pansing.
Yeah, you'll go pansing saucepanning yeah, what?
So my grandma did this thingwhere, like it was like a um,
she had this piece of cloth andshe like tied it around like a
nickel or whatever and made likea little you know thing at the
top and then dipped it into likemaybe it was like kerosene or
lighter fluid, I don't know whatthe hell it was and she'd like
(33:50):
that put that on my back andthen put a cup over that.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Wait, there was a nickel in there.
Why.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Is this like old world stuff?
Yeah, old world stuff, yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
And then you'd put it , and then she'd put a cup, and
then, you know, by putting a cupover it, it would like this
yeah, you would like, and you'dhave like a you know, depending
on what kind of cup you'd use,maybe like little rings on your
back, oh, and it was supposed tolike, I guess, help with back
pain or like muscles, stuff likethat.
(34:20):
But I think it was also one ofthose mentalities where they
were like do this and then it'llhelp with all of your stuff
right like windex exactly likewindex yeah it's not windex me
being half greek, it's rubbingalcohol oh, now it's rubbing
alcohol.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, I don't know who puts windex on their
children it was in mama mia,remember it was a mom.
Yeah, it was in the big fatgreek wedding also oh man, you
know what?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
that's what it was.
It was that.
I'm sorry.
You're right, it's rubbingalcohol.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
My grandpa used to do the same thing yeah with the,
the flame and whatever when Iwas sick.
Uh on me yeah, yeah justfreaking, rub rubbing alcohol
and then like light some shit onfire.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
I was like a little kid.
I was like, is this guy tryingto kill me?
Like what's going on?
Am I going?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
to be the next Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
You know this guy gets out of control my
grandmother used to do thisthing where, like she would like
take her finger, like this andput it on your stomach.
Here she is on my throat.
Did she go like this?
(35:18):
I never knew what she waslooking for, she would just do
it.
By her doing that, sometimes Ifelt like my stomach was feeling
better.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
It actually stimulates your immune system to
tap right here and other placeson your chest.
I definitely would move some ofthe stuff in your upper, maybe
because I was a very gassy kidso I probably had a lot to do.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Maybe she was like no , of course, the things don't
change.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Do you think, like all these are like old world,
old country?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I think they're new because and I just remembered
one more that we're going toactually I'm not going to reveal
the name of the company that'sgoing to come it's a very
high-end skincare company.
They use salmon sperm.
Oh, mm-hmm.
Yeah, alex, yeah, are youexcited about that one?
Yeah, I hope they bring samples.
(36:08):
That's all I can say.
I'm just happy, thank you forlaughing.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
It's disgusting as it was coming out of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I was like oh God, here it comes.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, Well, think about the work that they have to
do to try and get that stuffswimming upstream and all that.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Oh my god, how do you get it?
Either be in a like a jacuzziand make it go one way, and then
try and go the other way.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
They're doing that for product.
Oh wow, because then?
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
is this farm raised semen?
That's a really good point,because I mean, I mean, whatever
it is.
I'm curious to take a fewspoonfuls to see what it really
does.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
You know yeah is this skin or or hair?
It's for skin, this one's forskin.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah, was the bull semen for hair.
Oh, that's right, it was okay,yeah, so maybe it's just semen.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
In general, people have been trying to sell that uh
, that notion to me for a longtime, for years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, mostof the male species, I think
they all try to sell us.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Oh yeah, sperm on the skin.
I'm sorry that you've.
I'm sorry that your grandmotherpassed away.
This will help you you know,and yeah sometimes it does.
Helps me tremendously get overthem, feeling lost.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yes, oh, my God, I hate you, oh no, oh no, you're
fine.
No, I know I am fine.
Um so, let's go over, let'sjust do a little quick recap so
we'll go.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
So the five, if you're just hold on one second.
Yeah, oh, the top 10 fiveweirdest health beauty tricks
from around the world.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
The top 10, five okay , yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Snail slime facials snail slime facials uh, I'd do
it, yeah, okay, oh yeah, let'sdo that.
That's a good game.
Yes, okay, so you would do it.
Would you do it?
I would do a snail slime, I'ddo it.
Yeah, oh yeah, let's do that.
That's a good game.
Yes, okay so you would do it,would you do it?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I would do a snail slime facial.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
I would do it too.
I'm not doing snail semen.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
No, no, no no, no oh my God, do they have semen?
I'm sure they do.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
They probably have semen salt.
We don't want it anymore.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
They don't have high blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
And they just go no, and they shrivel up.
Oh, that's so sad.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
All right, bird poop facials from Japan.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Would you do that one ?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I've been pooped on by birds, I think so.
Yeah, I think it depends on thebird Nightingales, I don't know
.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
What does a nightingale even look like?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Isn't it a smaller, cute bird?
I think they're like swallowsoh my God, are they swallows,
swallows they joked rightthemselves.
Swallows.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Face into the camera.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Swallows.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Okay, next.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Why did we not hit that earlier?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Fire facials from China.
Would you let somebody lightyour face on fire for
rejuvenation?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
I don't know that I would.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I feel like if I was in China, I would let somebody
do it.
I don't think they're going todo something that would hurt
them, because they know what'sgoing on, and so, yeah, I would
let them do it.
I think I would.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
You don't think that the Chinese, who are making all
of the plastic stuff that'sbeing sent to us on Amazon, care
about our faces?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Bubbles and polymer.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Oh yeah, bubbles and polymer.
Well, no, I think the one isdead, but I think that, like
doing his treatment somebodythat specializes.
I'm saying like you go tosomebody and they're like they
take pride, People take pride intheir craft.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
And even right there it says you know for a brief
moment what if you get like areally shitty specialist?
I know, you know, he just oops,he forgot, he gets a text.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
He's like oh, yeah, yeah, a brief moment to him is
getting a text when it's clearlythat's not brief, it's.
It's too much, too much, toolong.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah yeah, All that guy's like.
That's actually kind of funny.
That's the oh World's worstesthetician in China.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah, I didn't set the timer.
Do I look?
Good, you look.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Fire Bull sperm hair mask.
Would you do it?
Speaker 3 (40:01):
I think I have.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Wait, did you go cow tipping?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
trying to get up like ah this rope is weird, it's
getting harder.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, why is it only on my hair?
Oh wait, this is luxurious.
This feels so full of proteinand enzymes you know
automatically that it's full ofenzymes absolutely, when you,
when you, when you get a goodsperm, you know it's quality
enzymes.
Yeah, this is a very, this is avery weird, uh, facial episode
(40:39):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I'm happy with my choice today I'm saying it's
good.
Last one on the list.
Obviously, I think I know theanswer, but would you do a beer
bath?
No, no, for real.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
No, I would 100%.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Okay, I was going to say, oh, yeah, yeah, I think I
would, depending on the beer,that sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
You know, I want to do like a really like a stout
beer, just because I think it'dbe funnier when I get out of the
shower.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
You know, I'm just like it's all foam yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
It's warm.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Wait, you don't want to have a beer shower or a beer
bath.
That's different.
This is the beer bath.
So, depending on what part ofthe world you have the beer bath
, here you probably have a coldbeer bath.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Everybody's obsessed with cold and cold beer because
we know american beer needs tobe freezing cold.
That's why they make it cold.
Yes, you know the tub turnsblue.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, yeah, you know it's ready it tells you it sucks
the beer's blue.
It's ready to ready it sucksnow um.
And then in germany you haveobviously like room temp uh beer
, bath room temp beer, yeah,exactly yeah and and um, uh,
what's the other?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
place iceland iceland , uh, maybe, uh, belgium belgium
I've been to belgium and andsampled many, many, many beers
what is that belgian beer that Ilike it comes with like the
weird top?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
things uh stole, uh, I mean there's so many.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I mean, I used to Like, we used to just go down
and, like always, just get a newone Every time there's cherry
beer and that's why I love it,grosch Okay yeah, that's.
Is that Belgian?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
I think Okay, dave Grosch.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Dave Grosch.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
He was a little watered down these days.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, oh, dave Grosch , I mean not Daveave girls,
girls the beer.
I love their bottle becauseit's got the little reusable top
on the top.
Yes, that's why you know allright, and then you would do a
beer bath as well yeah, I woulddo a beer bath not enema though
well, no, you know what?
I would.
You would do a beer enema if itmade my face, look, you know
brighter.
(42:41):
Yeah, increase the circulationin your butt.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, absolutely yeah , I need a butt facial.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Okay, butt facials.
Sorry, I have to sing thesethings.
No, please Sing it.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
You're not going to remember unless you sing it.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Everybody has their own way Butt facials.
See, there you go, butt facials.
Oh, I think I, yeah, I would doit, you got to the end of that
song.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay, alright, right.
Well, guys, I think we'vepretty much covered it and, uh,
we're gonna do the sperm salmonand I would.
I will even.
It does sound disgusting.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
You said it like it was like a like, like what
you're gonna have for dinner,I'm gonna do the sperm salmon
and uh and then I'll do a bullsemen facial and uh, what do you
have?
What kind of iced teas do?
Speaker 1 (43:23):
you have.
Yeah, oh my god, okay cool verycool.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Where can people find you on social media?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
oh, johnny scortis at johnny scortis on all the
things.
I'm old enough to actuallyactually have my name there, so
that's pretty cool that's prettycool.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
We'll have your name on the thing so people can read
it and they can find you.
Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Thank you so much for being here.
I love your glasses too.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Want to try them on.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
I mean, I have a wide head.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
It's okay, they kind of bend oh.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah they were yeah, yeah you actually
could.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
You could pull off a red glass I look like fatty
jesse rafael.
I'm gonna kill you, I lovewordplay.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Dude, you look like when you're wearing those.
I could see you in back to thefuture.
Like in, like the.
Like the 55 scene or whatever.
Oh my god like that, oh man,yeah, yeah, that's a good look
like the uptide dad.
Look the uptide dad look, orsomebody like in, like the 70s
in nasa just going you know likethis, and then god damn it and
he's just in charge of thejanitors, but, but, but, but.
(44:38):
Because he didn't do his job, ittrickled down and then, you
know, the Apollo got lost withall these trash cans you see,
you put them in space oh, my god, alright, I love you.
Thank you for being here again.
Thank you, I love you guys, soexcited that you came thank you
guys and we'll have you back ifyou'll come back sometime.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Hell yeah, I'm gonna try one of those things okay,
good yeah, with the cum and I'lltry it.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I filled the bathtub.
No, no, no, it's the beer.
Oh, you got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Alright, well this is gonna be out Wednesday 3am next
week okay yeah, so you guys,we'll see you next week and
thanks, bye thank you for the100 podcast, guys.
Oh 100 podcast.
Did we say it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Beginning of the day.
You are listening to, watching, hearing, smelling,
tasting and feeling sex drugsand skincare.
Like and subscribe.
Hey, welcome back to sex drugsand skincare.
I am Nikki Davis Jr.
What are we about to say?
You let your mouth start moving.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
No, I just want to give a beat.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I just wanted to make sure I didn't like just start
talking and then make it awkwardfor editing.
No, you're fine, but now youare, oh god, boom all right boom
.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We've been watching the office for like 17 years, a
long time, yeah how are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
good, you look cute, johnny.
Uh, oh, sorry, our guest who?
You don't know this, I knowevery guest on here.
It could be anybody, thoughexactly.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We always tell them we're not going to say your name
, we don't say the guest nameeven though it's printed out,
even though it's printed out.
Yeah, we encourage the audienceto read yeah, that's a really
good way.
Anybody can hear stuff, youknow but seeing it and reading
it, that's a completelydifferent thing we can get them
to believe it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, yeah, by the way.
Speaking of which, uh, pleasesubscribe, like and subscribe.
It's for free, just do it.
You don't have to even watch itstarving to death.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We have no the subscription.
Every day I have subscriptionpains because, like I haven't
had a subscription, I haven'teaten a subscription in a long
time.
So the more people subscribe,the less hungry we'll be yeah
yeah, so subscribe it.
You don't have to like it, butjust like it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, just do this with it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
That's a good sales pitch.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, you like that.
Yeah, what do this with it?
Yeah, or what you said.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Subscribe and do this and then go.
It's free Because you don't,you know yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, how are you?
Oh well, thanks for asking.
I'm doing well.
I feel pretty good.
I didn't have to do very muchtoday, so it's a good day.
That's nice.
Yeah, that's very nice.
I was just chilled before wegot here.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You had one of those days where you had plans and
then, when the day comes, you'relike ugh, because Because
everybody does that At leastthat's what I do, I know Make
plans and you're like, with thebest intentions.
Then the day comes and you'relike man you know, that kind of
thing.
But you had your plans canceledon you before.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, I had a 10 o'clock client.
This is yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That's such an awesome feeling that when you're
about to be like I don't knowif I can, and then somebody else
is like, hey, I can't come in,and you're like, oh, are you
serious?
I was looking forward to it somuch.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I was looking forward to getting up early and being
in pain.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
So then you had a late morning, so it's fine I did
.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It was very late.
Well, do you know what episodeit is today?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's a very special episode it's 100.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Episode 100.
Yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I've never done 100 of anything at all.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, nothing.
No, not women.
Oh, that was a long pause.
No, that's okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, but I don't know the number.
Why would anybody keep track ofnumbers?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
People do all the time.
That's like a thing.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Those people I mean.
If you keep track of numbers,then that's your own thing.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You don't know your number, really.
No, I don't.
Oh, that's so sexy, that'sreally sexy that you don't even
know.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, I don't count how many glass of water I've had
.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's not quite the same, but yeah Well.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I guess yeah.
How much is left in the world?
Is there more water or sex leftin the world?
I think it's sex, Is it yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I was just thinking that the other day.
I feel like there isn't reallya water shortage.
They're just telling us this.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They're probably making it in a back room or
something and they're just likebut they don't want to tell
anybody about it.
And then they'll start chargingpeople for it.
Some airlines charge you forwater.
You're like, no, can I go tothe bathroom and give me a cup.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Like no, I'm sorry, you have to buy a bottle you
have to go to the bathroom andget the bathroom water out of an
airplane.
Yeah, I'm not even sure what isif that is water that comes out
?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
it's probably not.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's probably some polymer it's just, yeah, it's
probably like a plastic, polymerbubbles and polymer yeah,
bubbles and polymer that soundslike the the new food pyramid
yeah, yes
Speaker 2 (04:05):
okay well, I'm gonna allow you oh shit if you don't
mind yeah, I don't mind what isit to bring in uh, to introduce
who we have coming today.
Oh, okay, I will absolutelyintroduce today's guest.
Today's guest is someone I meton the side of the road 10
minutes ago.
Oh wait, look over there.
Uh.
Today's guest is somebody I'veknown for, uh, a long time and
(04:25):
it's felt like it's only been aweekend, because I love this guy
so much.
He's so funny, he's a fantasticactor, he's a hilarious
comedian, he's a great writer,he knows how to wear cowboy
boots like nobody's business,wow, yeah, and also this hat
that I have right here is from aboxing match he took us to, I
don't know, like 12 years ago,something like that for Oscar De
(04:48):
La Hoya, and so this hat hasbeen through the wash seven
times and it looks like it'sbrand new.
Yeah.
And it was for free.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You got off track a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I didn't get off.
Oh, I saw the hat.
Yeah, I thought I was going tointroduce the hat.
I'm sorry.
Okay, all right.
So today's guest is a very,very good friend of mine, the
hilarious and fantastic JohnnySkordas.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Johnny Skordas, johnny Skordas Yay.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Whoa, how'd you do that?
Dude?
Hi, how you doing, how youdoing.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I'm doing okay much.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, thank you guys for havingme.
Yeah, man, thanks for beinghere to have you.
This is cool, yeah, but well,this was fun.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, all right, see you later.
Yeah, you have such a greatface.
You really do.
You have a fabulous face really.
Uh, I appreciate you sayingthat.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know that I feel the same way, uh well, I
think we all kind of feel likethat about ourselves.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I don't know.
There's just a lot of jaw face.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I love that movie, jaw face.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I don't know I look at like some of my relatives, I
was like I look like that guyreally okay.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I felt like that too.
My family was kind of like ahokay, you know, like, look at
everybody because everybody'sgot a face that it's just a room
full of eyebrows.
I'm sure it's the of like ah,okay, you know, like, look at
everybody, because everybody'sgot a face that they all have.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
There's just, it's just a room full of eyebrows.
Yeah, I'm sure it's the samewith yours.
Yeah, no, it really is.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's just all eyebrows, yeah eyebrows, and
everyone worked directly underthe sun for 50 years.
Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But you really do thank you yeah and you don't
even have like bad dark circlesor anything like that.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Really, yeah, I've been worried about that a lot
lately, it looks good justsitting there under blue lights
looking for jobs and stuff,staring at the computer at like
three in the morning yeah yeah Ithink it's genetic more than
anything else.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Unless like a poor diet, and alcohol have something
to do with it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Do you like follow like you're from where's your
family from?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
My dad is Greek and my mom is from Nicaragua.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So I think that's where I get this tropical thing
going.
Mediterranean as Sandro.
Yeah, what's that?
Stas e facce, stas e razza,yeah yeah, yeah, one face, one
race.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I saw a movie with Kevin Costner and Woody
Harrelson when they played thosetwo police Highwayman I think
Something like that On Netflix.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh, I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Well, it was Kevin Costner.
The whole time he was doing agravelly voice, you know, kevin
right and he had a handkerchiefwith him and he kept just doing
this.
Every two seconds he was doingthis and I was like I know what
that's like.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
He was just kind of dabbing his mouth and sweat and
then after a while I think itbecame something like an
affectation, the character, justI was going to say they left it
in there.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's so weird he just kept doing it.
It's part of his thing.
Every time they cut to him,he's like yeah.
He refuses air conditioning.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Profusely sweating also helps with the.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
With the skin.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, detoxifying and everything.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Absolutely Human sauna.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Medium pores and this and that it just runs down my
face and I just blend it inthere and it ends up being all
right but no, now I try to takecare of my skin.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Well, you hit your girlfriend there's a lot of
epidermal stuff yeah yes, Ialways appreciate uh, this is um
.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I have not used these , so I'm super excited they're
from.
These are from sephora.
It's a purifying and clarifyingone, moisturizing and glowing
and skin perfecting and radiant.
Oh, I'm interested in that withblueberry extract.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Are you kidding me?
That sounds good.
Do you ever use these, johnny?
I have as like jokes, yeah.
You know, like she'll come homeand I'll just have one on my
face.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Like hey, surprise, that's like $70.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It's a surprise on you, but you know from time to
time I do do stuff for my skins.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
What is this one?
Cryo rubber.
And it looks like he's holdinglike a pen in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It gets like hard, like rubber kind of deal.
Oh, okay, I guess you peel itoff.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't know.
Oh, that looks fun.
Oh, definitely it's this.
This is collagen in it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Thank you for bringing these I don't know,
like if they're natural orwhatever, if that's like a thing
that you do or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But it is.
But you know what?
I don't care, I'm gonna usethem anyway.
You know, hell, yeah, hell yeah.
Well, um, today, I don't knowif you're what's today's show
about?
Oh, what a great question,Sandra.
What?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
is today's show about it is.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I'm going to talk about five of the world's
weirdest beauty tricks.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Now what would you say is like a weird.
What would you classify asweird?
Something unconventional orsomething that is banned in
certain states?
Is it something you know?
By that states I mean also meanlike you know states like you
know Russian states, like anykind of states the.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Soviets.
Yeah, I would say weird to memeans something that seems like
it might be kind of disgusting,okay.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I understand, all right, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Now I'm wondering if Sovietsjust put their face in the snow.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh right, Just to close their pores.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, that's probably why.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
It makes sense, it makes sense, especially if
you're blasted drunk Not thatI've again growing up.
Every movie I saw wheresomebody who was Russian in it
or somebody from the SovietUnion.
They were completely hammeredand I think you know that's what
Hollywood kind of did.
But I think that smashing yourface into a snowbank it's got to
(10:34):
be refreshing and sobering youknow exactly, it's very sober,
especially, you know, if you'reliving in russia so five weird
things, was that huh?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
what did you?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
say, wait, what like what?
What else would you considerlike one of a what's a weird
thing that you do, that you guysdo?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
oh well, that's a good question.
What is a weird thing that I door you do you?
Don't do that many weird things, do you?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I don't know, you just turned red, are you okay?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
no, did you.
Are you embarrassed if?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
you're listening and not watching.
Sandra might be having asomething yeah, I, I um.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, what happened was I?
I'm wearing plastic.
This is a made completelythanks amazon, this is yeah,
this is made completely of likepolymers and yeah and polyesters
, just there, just there is nopolyester worm, it's just a guy
in a lab making a bunch of shityeah, but I don't think I do
(11:30):
anything kind of like superweird, I don't know do.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know if you do anything super weird.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I don't think so I mean, you know I massage inside
the mouth, so some people that'sweird.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I think that's weird.
Okay, no, like, how do you dothat?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I take gloves and get consent and then put my hands
in.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Oh to other people.
Yes, I mean I can do myself too.
But I mean that's what I do fora living is I do facial massage
.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
You stand-up esthetician?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
yes so many.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
That's the best reaction ever yeah, hyphens,
yeah, I don't know if I dosomething stupid or weird.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Uh, I don't know if I , if you leave me I mean leave
me alone long enough I'm gonnafind something weird or do
something that I definitelywould be like.
Oh man, people saw how I atethis burger.
Or people saw how I rarelyreally wash my silverware after
I use it, or the dishes.
If it's just me and Nikki.
(12:37):
Sometimes soap makes anentrance, we just give it a
little massage.
Yeah, just a little massage.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
The other day he goes oh, this spoon has a nice glaze
on it.
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I guess I'm really deliberate with my stuff.
I will notice a hair heregrowing out and be like that son
of a bitch hair.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
And you pluck it yourself.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, I have to, I do .
I get my eyebrows threadedbecause you know, wow, what is
that like?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
That's a weird thing.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It's an interesting reaction from the people who
work there when I walk in,Because they're like is the
chair going to support thisman's weight as he spreads
himself out on it?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Do you ever walk in there and go nice threads, Just
in case they don't know?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
No, if I don't't, it gets out of control.
So yeah, I guess that could belike a weird, like a thing
that's considered.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I mean I used to get mine uh waxed and I felt like
that was kind of weird too, butthreading is very interesting
who?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
who waxed your eyebrows?
When I was living in uh,florida did you know someone
that was, oh, my mom, my mom andthen, uh, you know,
ex-girlfriend with you know waxwas she an esthetician?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
no, okay did someone tell you like you should try
this out um or were you like?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
maybe I should.
I think I kind of did it myself.
I was kind of like no, I wantto like, let me just uh so you
know, get rid of some of thehairs or whatever, um, and then
they just stopped growing backyeah, that's like after they
kept pull pull, they get stuck.
Yeah, you can't keep doing that, so, but uh, yeah, I guess it's
kind of weird, I don't know wegot four of the best eyebrows in
hollywood right here in thisroom.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I think so yeah I mean mine are just kind of like
you know they're whateverthey're.
Alex, those are perfectlyshaped well, but they're not
dark, those are like jealousyLike I'm upset.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I'm upset, like how I was saying about you can wear
whatever the hell you want andyou look amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Always.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It looks like you put like 10,000 hours of thought
into this before you came herewearing this.
But I don't know if that's thecase, but whenever you're
wearing it it's like thismotherfucker has like so much
style.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He has good style.
It just comes natural andyou're the first boyfriend slash
.
Whatever Sherpa that I haveever had that has had style.
Not had to ask me 50 times whatshoes to wear, or I had to go
out and buy their clothes.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah Well, I like to limit it by just having usually
one of everything.
And I don't mean like one ofeverything.
I mean like I have one pair ofshoes that I really wear and
another pair of shoes that I useto kick around stuff and
whatever Right, so it makes iteasy to put on shoes.
When you only have one pairthat you really wear put them
right in.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You match the things around it.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, you know what the hell I'm a complex being All
right.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Well, let's talk about some other complex things.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Okay, this one's from South Korea.
I just I had investigated thesetoday, so because I keep
wanting to put, I put in likemore and more like weird, weird,
weird, and then it just throwsback things like cupping and
like I already know about that.
Yeah, this one is snail, slimefacials.
South.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Korea and Japan.
Okay, snail slime.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So what is?
They take snail mucin and theyapply it to the skin, which is
also something they do in Italy,mm-hmm, my cousin picked a
leech up and put it on her face.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Remember?
Or was that a snail, a slug ora snail?
It was a snail.
Yeah, it was a snail.
Yep, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And, yeah, it's hydrating and it's anti-aging,
apparently, and some of thetreatments with these things
actually involve live snailscrawling on your face.
Yeah, wow, would you letsomebody do that to you?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
No, I have a thing about snails.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What is the thing?
Fuck me.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I don't know.
Like when I was a kid, mycousin was a jerk and we had
these neighbors and we lived inthese apartments in North
Hollywood and he didn't likethem.
So we took a bunch of snailsthat he grabbed, you know at
night, threw them in their carto like, upset them and uh, I
remember waking up the nextmorning and seeing just snails
(16:39):
everywhere all over thisfreaking car and never did it
cross my mind I need to put myface in those snails.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So like you know, get a good glow going.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
So yeah, I associate them with like bleh.
And being a dumb kid, you knowI would make like potions or
whatever to try to kill snailsall the time.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Really.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
This is a very deep issue with you.
You're making potions to kill aspecific part of the wild.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, I was just a dumb little kid.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No, that's very smart actually, what did you use?
What ingredients?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Oh, you know, it started with salt.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Okay, and then you know oh, I'm going to put palm
olive on this motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Wow, see what happens .
Speaker 3 (17:21):
And then I just turn it into different potions, Just
to see you know whatever.
Like in a Frisbee upside down.
I would take the snails andthrow them in there and have
like a snail friggin.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, genocide, genocide.
I was going to say genocideSnailside.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But yeah, I don't know.
Snail side, oh my god.
But uh well, this, thisexplains so much.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, no, it does.
It really does.
Um, all right, what's your?
Oh, yeah, what's a childhoodlike?
What was this association withsnails?
Yeah, did you think snails?
Yeah, that's the first question.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah all right.
So this one's weird, it's fromjapan bird poop facials, it's
known as the geisha facial, thegeisha face, geisha facial.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Okay, like the, you know, like the geisha.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
And they use powdered nightingale droppings oh my God
.
Wow yeah, they contain a lot ofnatural enzymes and exfoliate
and brighten the skin up.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
That's hysterical, Can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
like the guy who, like has his like geisha wife,
wife, and it's just like youknow you need the bird shit on
your face.
She's not even a geisha.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
No, you know her name's janice she just like sits
there and works in like a dataentry firm.
Yeah, not tonight, janice wait.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So I just picture, like so they take it and they
take the bird poop and theysmear it on the face or whatever
.
Maybe they tried differentbirds yeah, right, yeah, why
just?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
when did they settle on a nightingale?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
yeah, I don't know, I think maybe somebody would be
rich enough to like be able toafford where, like they pay
enough, so they go inside a roomlike a sanctuary and they just
sit there and the bird and thelive bird just completely shit
on him.
And there's just crackerseverywhere, so they have plenty
of fuel.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You know, someone's going to get off on that.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, and someone's like, ooh, I have the last
condor on Earth.
I need him to shit on my face.
You know, and it's all in the,because people are vain.
It's vanity.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
How do you get a condor?
I got a seagull.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, you're the guy next to him.
You don't have the guillotinemember.
A pelican ship must be just youknow.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
You just have to have 40,000 hummingbirds come by.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
A little hummingbird just getting, that'd be cute,
though Like 40,000 hummingbirdsI'd be like, oh, a bunch of
grains of rice-sized poop justpelting you in the face.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I'd do it.
Yeah, what the hell.
You only live once you havebird shit on your face.
It's good luck.
It's a good luck situation.
Yeah, it is a lot of luck.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I had that happen to me on two different I think it
was.
I can't remember, because yourmemory starts to get weird as
you get older.
You remember things that didn'thappen, or in a different way,
but you remember things thatdidn't happen or in a different
way, but I know that I've beenshit on at least twice on my
head before Once on a field tripwith a bunch of kids, so that
was cool.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Everybody was super cool.
Were you a student or achaperone?
I was a student.
I was scouting for boyfriendsWith bird shit on you.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, with bird shit, and then I forget what happened
the other time.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Did you ever think like maybe I should wait?
You know, rub this into my face.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Never, never, did I ever think that I only wanted to
just hide, just hide.
Where does a girl?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
with a poop on her face.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Go what is it pee and poop?
Do birds they?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
do it two for one right.
I think maybe they do it all atonce they got places to be.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I wonder if a bird shits and then all of a sudden
say whoa that was?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
and then it just takes off like even higher in
the air, but for birdseverything is black and white
and everything's.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, oh my god, yeah because they're poo.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Get it because poo okay uh.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
The next one is from china a fire facial and a really
good facial or like it's like,yeah, it's fire, it's a
treatment called who lao and, ifI'm saying that right, who leo,
who lao?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
it involves, uh, placing alcohol, alcohol, soaked
cloth on your face and then youset that puppy on fire, for it
says a brief moment.
What is that I mean?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I guess, as long as you could take it, I need to put
on there an exact brief momentno more no less science so that?
So that means, because, likethe alcohol, the, it'll just
burn the alcohol first, beforeit burns any of the I think it's
called skin graft oh right,that's what you're gonna need
afterwards.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, I know like this guy like leaves you alone
for like 10 seconds it's gettinga little warm in here.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
This is 14 moments.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
This is a really weird uh, skin care trick.
What is skin graft?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
oh okay I don't think I.
Oh, this is.
This is interesting.
Oh, you got the next one,you're ready.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
He's already ready.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I this is a okay, bull sperm hair mask finally
yeah okay, right, yeah I waswaiting for you guys to get to
Speaker 3 (22:07):
this one yeah talking about my, my cowboy boots and
everything.
Can I do this one?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
well, you have to go to england apparently to do it,
but um.
It's a high-end salon treatmentthat um uses bull semen.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Obviously they mix it with a protein rich, not the
cock semen, what not?
The cock semen obviously theymix it with a protein rich.
Not the cuck semen.
What not the cuck semen?
The bull semen?
No, the bull semen.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Okay, yeah, not the cuck hold oh, what's the cuck
hold as opposed to the bull?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
the cuck, the cuck hold is the, the one that's like
hey, gentlemen, come in hereand help yourself to my wife
right, and then there's the bull.
The bull is the one that's likehey, I'm not a cow, I'm a bull,
and he has sex with the woman.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I love how Eric I mean Alex is like going in like
this, nodding his head.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Like yeah, that's it, Nikki, yeah, and then obviously
that's how we get to the bull'ssperm hair masks.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh my God, who goes out and gets this bull sperm?
Alex wants to do it.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Producer Alex says he's volunteering Podcast
producers.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
everybody knows they like bullsburg.
That's true, they call it BS.
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Seriously, though, there's got to be a pen full of
bull.
How do you think the plantfeels about this?
The what, the plant that theymix it with?
That's a really good point.
Oh my God, that's right.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, a protein-rich plant whatever that is, I love
the sun.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
This is sun, this is nice.
I like chlorophyll and you knowall this photosynthesis the
bull's just walking by.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's a bull coffee.
It's a oh my god it is it's abull bullseye, yeah, oh my god,
that's so good.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Oh, my god what so now I could this is something
I've seen.
Now I know things like kind ofcatch on after a while, like now
the thing is beef tallow right.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Beef tallow.
People are putting the fat ofthe beef on their face and it's
supposed to help with putting.
It shows that science showsthat if you put beef tallow on
your face, it adds beef tallowto your face, beef fat to your
face.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
But now they have.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I saw a Shake and Shake.
I saw a sign that says theyhave beef tallow fries so now
the new thing is like they'regoing to be cooking with it now.
Yeah, so is the bull semen hairmask.
Is that something that's beentaken off?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
you think this is just them getting us getting
back at us for, like, eatingsteaks and shit.
You know, oh, in england it'slike oh, you're gonna like, chop
me up, turn me into a deliciousbeef wellington, not today.
My friend, maybe.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Maybe these are like the Chick-fil-A cows that are
advocating for the Bulls.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh right, oh my God, yes, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Chick-fil-A cows who can't spell English?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
well, oh, it's in their hair.
Yeah, it's in the hair.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh, either way I mean some's going to get on your
face.
Yeah, in my experience, peopledon't want it in their hair.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yes, that's a good.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
You were talking about your numbers earlier.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Exactly, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have a luxurious
head of hair.
He does, you both do.
Actually, you both havebeautiful your hair looks a
little too shiny, whoa See.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I've been spending a little too shiny.
Whoa See, I'm going to spend alittle too much time at the farm
myself, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I think you're petting this.
You know, I got nothing.
I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Would you ever do it?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
The bull semen facial yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No, it's not a facial , it's a hair, the hair thing.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, I would do it, because I mean, like you know,
whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's a good point.
Yeah, Because I think they usebeef tallow.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
They use beef tallow as well.
Yeah, beef semen, beef semen,yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I think I would do it .
I mean, you know, if somebodygives me for free, I don't think
I would pay a good amount ofmoney for something that someone
.
How do they get this semen?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That's what I'm asking.
How do they get the sperm?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
A lot of happy bulls, just like chill, relaxed bulls
Just taking naps yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
And then, like some of them, don't get picked,
they're like this is bullshit,you know.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
And they're like oh no, that's the next treatment,
that's the next facial.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Bullshit facial.
It's going to be the next one.
I'm sure it's coming.
I'm sure it's coming.
Get it, it is coming.
This is some good improv.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah Well, we don't have too many things to talk
about, so you can improv as muchas you want.
I wanted to make a short listtoday, bull sperm hair masks.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, Do you have anything else?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
you want to add about the bull sperm.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't know what is this supposed to do.
This probably seems happy.
It says it strengthens and addsshine to hair.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Protein makes your hair stronger, but if you do too
much protein then it actuallywill make it.
I think kind of crispy.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yeah, but protein makes it good, and there's
protein in cum yes, I know, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't mean to say that soloud.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
We're putting things together.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
How can you make a point if you don't say the point
?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I get what you're saying.
No, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Well, you connect the dots, that's really, sometimes
you have to spell it out forpeople that's what we're doing
here we're helping everybody outoh my god yeah, all right, I
don't know how many we have, butnumber five uh is beer baths
not as disgusting.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
this is a nice way to finish off the day after your,
after your bull semen hair mask.
Um, some spas, I guess in theCzech Republic are offering beer
body facial baths.
Okay, full body beer, that's ahard one to say.
Full body beer baths.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Oh wow, Full body beer baths.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Full body beer baths Full body
Speaker 3 (27:26):
beer baths.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Tonight is your night , bro.
One more time.
Yeah, tonight is your night,you're gonna dance with a bro,
do a full body beer battle witha bro.
Full body beer battle with abro, oh my God.
So what is it supposed to do?
It's supposed to.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
It claims the yeast in the hops.
Oh, okay, I'm really not evensure what hops are, but it helps
to soften your skin andincrease your circulation.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Okay, it helps to soften your skin and increase
your circulation.
Okay, well, I know it's doing.
You know, beer does make mefeel warmer.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, okay, doesn't every alcohol though kind of or
no, yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
No, you're right about that.
Soften the skin?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, I just picture somebody going in there and
they're like, okay, now justrelax.
And when I come back, well, letme know how it goes.
And she comes in like 10minutes later and he's like oh,
the water, all the beer drainedout he's just drinking all the
beer as he's in it.
If I was to do that, that'd beterrible for me.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I would never get a you know a body beer bath.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I would be just drinking it you know, I imagine,
so you can't make a mistake.
You know in the czech republic.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Someone's?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I spilled all this beer.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Whatever you do, sloppy jump inside oh my skin is
very soft now.
This is amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, they pull the big beer bath and he's like, oh,
my wife can't know that I'mdrinking again, jump in.
And then you can at that point?
Now see, I don't know anythingabout baths or how they work.
But as an engineer, not that Iam one one, but like I was
thinking, if you're in therewith the beer, you could
slightly pull your butt open alittle bit and maybe get some
like a beer enema oh, I likethat.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, a beer enema boofing yeah boofing
Speaker 3 (29:00):
boofing boofing full body beer bath.
Come to the Czech Republic,where we have boofing full body
beer baths Anytime.
You just call my cousin, hecalls his cousin.
We get you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
He had a lot of families in a beer bath.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
It was probably like the Czech soccer team after they
made it really far in the World.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Cup.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
They went home to their wives or their girlfriends
, like your skin is so soft,Maybe it's the beer, oh yeah.
And then they were like, oh why.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Maybe it's the beer, oh yeah, yeah.
And then they're like, oh, whydon't we just bathe in it?
You know?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Don't they dump on those things?
Don't they dump things of beeror champagne?
Or Gatorade or something onpeople Beer showers and
champagne.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Beer showers and champagne, and then on the field
, uh, because it's a christianamerica, they have to throw a
gatorade on them why they have.
Well, they usually get the, youknow, they get the the cooler
uh, and they have the gatorinside there and they pour on
the coast like congratulations,you know but why is that the
christian side?
I can't, because you can't havebeer on the sidelines oh got it
(30:06):
people kids would justconservative people.
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry I'm sorry, right conservative people I
actually okay, okay conservativepeople who don't want to see
beer and alcohol on thesidelines.
I mean just I get it just giveyour kids ak-47.
That's fine, um, keep the beerout of them, but yeah yeah, yeah
, all right, and that's a now,that's a weird uh trick right
(30:28):
there too, which one beer bathbeer bath I see what you meant
by weird.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Now I would do that one, would you do that one?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I I think I have just sometimes, you know, I have
like a long night.
Next thing I know I'm in theshower.
I have like a couple of middlelights in there.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You know I come out and you know, feeling
rejuvenated I just remembered inthe 70s we used to rinse our
hair with beer and then therebecame a beer shampoo and for a
while I was taking natural lightinto the bathroom and actually
rinsing my hair with the beerand I don't remember what it's
supposed to do.
I guess it's supposed to softenyour hair.
(31:04):
Maybe it takes off like thehard water or something the
minerals.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I can't believe that you just remembered that.
I literally just rememberedthat.
Just, it's one of those thingswhere I'd be like, oh yeah, I
did pour beer on my hair in theshower for a while wait.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
How old were you when this started happening?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
probably I was like 26 or 27 and I had a boyfriend
who was just always drinkingnatural lights and he just left
him in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
He would just left him in the shower.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
He was gross.
He would leave food, like icecream bowls, next to the bed and
you know it was so he was neversurprised to have a little can
of half full natural light inthere.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Thinking on the go.
I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
What's that Thinking on the go?
He's multitasking.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I don't have time to get debilitatingly drunk right
now.
I need to shower.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, I got to shower .
But why the natural light?
That was kind of his faves.
That's pretty much it.
They were gonna talk aboutcupping, not they.
When I looked up like, becauseI don't know about a lot of
these things, I wanted to makesure that we did something today
that I didn't know aboutCupping have you heard of
cupping?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I have Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
So yeah, it's not that weird right, it's become
more mainstream.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, no, I see a lot of people in sports do it.
You see them like they havethose weird like the red dots or
whatever.
Oh, right, and I guess whatit's supposed to do is like it
just sucks blood up towardswhatever is ailing you instead
of like massaging it out andthis and that, yeah, yeah.
I did it a couple of times.
(32:34):
I got into a car accident andthey recommended me doing that
and it helped, but then I hadlike these freaking you know
welts all over my body.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I think they look cool like an alien kind of thing
.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
I have a lot of body Like we need more cups.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
My grandmother did that to me.
They got like big gulps andjust start doing that.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh my god, it's plastic you can use plastic but
I hear it helps.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
You know, I've done that, I've done acupuncture as
well I love acupuncture I likedit way better than cupping.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
You know, because, like you know me being morbidly
obese they would start usingthat pump to keep sucking it and
then be like we're out of spacein the cup.
Like I said, we need a biggercup.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
You need a bigger cup .
Speaker 3 (33:25):
And they started using pots and pans on me.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
You went pots and pansing.
Yeah, you'll go pansing saucepanning yeah, what?
So my grandma did this thingwhere, like it was like a um,
she had this piece of cloth andshe like tied it around like a
nickel or whatever and made likea little you know thing at the
top and then dipped it into likemaybe it was like kerosene or
lighter fluid, I don't know whatthe hell it was and she'd like
(33:50):
that put that on my back andthen put a cup over that.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Wait, there was a nickel in there.
Why.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Is this like old world stuff?
Yeah, old world stuff, yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
And then you'd put it , and then she'd put a cup, and
then, you know, by putting a cupover it, it would like this
yeah, you would like, and you'dhave like a you know, depending
on what kind of cup you'd use,maybe like little rings on your
back, oh, and it was supposed tolike, I guess, help with back
pain or like muscles, stuff likethat.
(34:20):
But I think it was also one ofthose mentalities where they
were like do this and then it'llhelp with all of your stuff
right like windex exactly likewindex yeah it's not windex me
being half greek, it's rubbingalcohol oh, now it's rubbing
alcohol.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, I don't know who puts windex on their
children it was in mama mia,remember it was a mom.
Yeah, it was in the big fatgreek wedding also oh man, you
know what?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
that's what it was.
It was that.
I'm sorry.
You're right, it's rubbingalcohol.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
My grandpa used to do the same thing yeah with the,
the flame and whatever when Iwas sick.
Uh on me yeah, yeah justfreaking, rub rubbing alcohol
and then like light some shit onfire.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
I was like a little kid.
I was like, is this guy tryingto kill me?
Like what's going on?
Am I going?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
to be the next Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
You know this guy gets out of control my
grandmother used to do thisthing where, like she would like
take her finger, like this andput it on your stomach.
Here she is on my throat.
Did she go like this?
(35:18):
I never knew what she waslooking for, she would just do
it.
By her doing that, sometimes Ifelt like my stomach was feeling
better.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
It actually stimulates your immune system to
tap right here and other placeson your chest.
I definitely would move some ofthe stuff in your upper, maybe
because I was a very gassy kidso I probably had a lot to do.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Maybe she was like no , of course, the things don't
change.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Do you think, like all these are like old world,
old country?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I think they're new because and I just remembered
one more that we're going toactually I'm not going to reveal
the name of the company that'sgoing to come it's a very
high-end skincare company.
They use salmon sperm.
Oh, mm-hmm.
Yeah, alex, yeah, are youexcited about that one?
Yeah, I hope they bring samples.
(36:08):
That's all I can say.
I'm just happy, thank you forlaughing.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
It's disgusting as it was coming out of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I was like oh God, here it comes.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, Well, think about the work that they have to
do to try and get that stuffswimming upstream and all that.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Oh my god, how do you get it?
Either be in a like a jacuzziand make it go one way, and then
try and go the other way.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
They're doing that for product.
Oh wow, because then?
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
is this farm raised semen?
That's a really good point,because I mean, I mean, whatever
it is.
I'm curious to take a fewspoonfuls to see what it really
does.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
You know yeah is this skin or or hair?
It's for skin, this one's forskin.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah, was the bull semen for hair.
Oh, that's right, it was okay,yeah, so maybe it's just semen.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
In general, people have been trying to sell that uh
, that notion to me for a longtime, for years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, mostof the male species, I think
they all try to sell us.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Oh yeah, sperm on the skin.
I'm sorry that you've.
I'm sorry that your grandmotherpassed away.
This will help you you know,and yeah sometimes it does.
Helps me tremendously get overthem, feeling lost.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yes, oh, my God, I hate you, oh no, oh no, you're
fine.
No, I know I am fine.
Um so, let's go over, let'sjust do a little quick recap so
we'll go.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
So the five, if you're just hold on one second.
Yeah, oh, the top 10 fiveweirdest health beauty tricks
from around the world.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
The top 10, five okay , yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Snail slime facials snail slime facials uh, I'd do
it, yeah, okay, oh yeah, let'sdo that.
That's a good game.
Yes, okay, so you would do it.
Would you do it?
I would do a snail slime, I'ddo it.
Yeah, oh yeah, let's do that.
That's a good game.
Yes, okay so you would do it,would you do it?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I would do a snail slime facial.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
I would do it too.
I'm not doing snail semen.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
No, no, no no, no oh my God, do they have semen?
I'm sure they do.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
They probably have semen salt.
We don't want it anymore.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
They don't have high blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
And they just go no, and they shrivel up.
Oh, that's so sad.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
All right, bird poop facials from Japan.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Would you do that one ?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I've been pooped on by birds, I think so.
Yeah, I think it depends on thebird Nightingales, I don't know
.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
What does a nightingale even look like?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Isn't it a smaller, cute bird?
I think they're like swallowsoh my God, are they swallows,
swallows they joked rightthemselves.
Swallows.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Face into the camera.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Swallows.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Okay, next.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Why did we not hit that earlier?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Fire facials from China.
Would you let somebody lightyour face on fire for
rejuvenation?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
I don't know that I would.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I feel like if I was in China, I would let somebody
do it.
I don't think they're going todo something that would hurt
them, because they know what'sgoing on, and so, yeah, I would
let them do it.
I think I would.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
You don't think that the Chinese, who are making all
of the plastic stuff that'sbeing sent to us on Amazon, care
about our faces?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Bubbles and polymer.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Oh yeah, bubbles and polymer.
Well, no, I think the one isdead, but I think that, like
doing his treatment somebodythat specializes.
I'm saying like you go tosomebody and they're like they
take pride, People take pride intheir craft.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
And even right there it says you know for a brief
moment what if you get like areally shitty specialist?
I know, you know, he just oops,he forgot, he gets a text.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
He's like oh, yeah, yeah, a brief moment to him is
getting a text when it's clearlythat's not brief, it's.
It's too much, too much, toolong.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah yeah, All that guy's like.
That's actually kind of funny.
That's the oh World's worstesthetician in China.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah, I didn't set the timer.
Do I look?
Good, you look.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Fire Bull sperm hair mask.
Would you do it?
Speaker 3 (40:01):
I think I have.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Wait, did you go cow tipping?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
trying to get up like ah this rope is weird, it's
getting harder.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, why is it only on my hair?
Oh wait, this is luxurious.
This feels so full of proteinand enzymes you know
automatically that it's full ofenzymes absolutely, when you,
when you, when you get a goodsperm, you know it's quality
enzymes.
Yeah, this is a very, this is avery weird, uh, facial episode
(40:39):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I'm happy with my choice today I'm saying it's
good.
Last one on the list.
Obviously, I think I know theanswer, but would you do a beer
bath?
No, no, for real.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
No, I would 100%.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Okay, I was going to say, oh, yeah, yeah, I think I
would, depending on the beer,that sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
You know, I want to do like a really like a stout
beer, just because I think it'dbe funnier when I get out of the
shower.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
You know, I'm just like it's all foam yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
It's warm.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Wait, you don't want to have a beer shower or a beer
bath.
That's different.
This is the beer bath.
So, depending on what part ofthe world you have the beer bath
, here you probably have a coldbeer bath.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Everybody's obsessed with cold and cold beer because
we know american beer needs tobe freezing cold.
That's why they make it cold.
Yes, you know the tub turnsblue.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, yeah, you know it's ready it tells you it sucks
the beer's blue.
It's ready to ready it sucksnow um.
And then in germany you haveobviously like room temp uh beer
, bath room temp beer, yeah,exactly yeah and and um, uh,
what's the other?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
place iceland iceland , uh, maybe, uh, belgium belgium
I've been to belgium and andsampled many, many, many beers
what is that belgian beer that Ilike it comes with like the
weird top?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
things uh stole, uh, I mean there's so many.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I mean, I used to Like, we used to just go down
and, like always, just get a newone Every time there's cherry
beer and that's why I love it,grosch Okay yeah, that's.
Is that Belgian?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
I think Okay, dave Grosch.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Dave Grosch.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
He was a little watered down these days.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, oh, dave Grosch , I mean not Daveave girls,
girls the beer.
I love their bottle becauseit's got the little reusable top
on the top.
Yes, that's why you know allright, and then you would do a
beer bath as well yeah, I woulddo a beer bath not enema though
well, no, you know what?
I would.
You would do a beer enema if itmade my face, look, you know
brighter.
(42:41):
Yeah, increase the circulationin your butt.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, absolutely yeah , I need a butt facial.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Okay, butt facials.
Sorry, I have to sing thesethings.
No, please Sing it.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
You're not going to remember unless you sing it.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Everybody has their own way Butt facials.
See, there you go, butt facials.
Oh, I think I, yeah, I would doit, you got to the end of that
song.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay, alright, right.
Well, guys, I think we'vepretty much covered it and, uh,
we're gonna do the sperm salmonand I would.
I will even.
It does sound disgusting.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
You said it like it was like a like, like what
you're gonna have for dinner,I'm gonna do the sperm salmon
and uh and then I'll do a bullsemen facial and uh, what do you
have?
What kind of iced teas do?
Speaker 1 (43:23):
you have.
Yeah, oh my god, okay cool verycool.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Where can people find you on social media?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
oh, johnny scortis at johnny scortis on all the
things.
I'm old enough to actuallyactually have my name there, so
that's pretty cool that's prettycool.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
We'll have your name on the thing so people can read
it and they can find you.
Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Thank you so much for being here.
I love your glasses too.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Want to try them on.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
I mean, I have a wide head.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
It's okay, they kind of bend oh.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah they were yeah, yeah you actually
could.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
You could pull off a red glass I look like fatty
jesse rafael.
I'm gonna kill you, I lovewordplay.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Dude, you look like when you're wearing those.
I could see you in back to thefuture.
Like in, like the.
Like the 55 scene or whatever.
Oh my god like that, oh man,yeah, yeah, that's a good look
like the uptide dad.
Look the uptide dad look, orsomebody like in, like the 70s
in nasa just going you know likethis, and then god damn it and
he's just in charge of thejanitors, but, but, but, but.
(44:38):
Because he didn't do his job, ittrickled down and then, you
know, the Apollo got lost withall these trash cans you see,
you put them in space oh, my god, alright, I love you.
Thank you for being here again.
Thank you, I love you guys, soexcited that you came thank you
guys and we'll have you back ifyou'll come back sometime.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Hell yeah, I'm gonna try one of those things okay,
good yeah, with the cum and I'lltry it.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I filled the bathtub.
No, no, no, it's the beer.
Oh, you got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Alright, well this is gonna be out Wednesday 3am next
week okay yeah, so you guys,we'll see you next week and
thanks, bye thank you for the100 podcast, guys.
Oh 100 podcast.
Did we say it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Beginning of the day.
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