Skincare Simplicity: What Kids and Teens Actually Need

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What does your kid actually need? This episode talks about your kids skincare starting from a baby, all the way to childhood, into the preteen years, then we tackle the emerging challenges of hormonal skin changes and early breakouts.  Guest comedian Dave Neal shares his personal experiences with his 10-month-old son, highlighting the learning curve all parents face when making health decisions for their children

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Welcome back to Sex, Drugs andSkincare.
I am your host, nikki Davis Jr,and I am a stand-up.
Oh, you're getting ready for it, mm-hmm.
Stand-up esthetician, licensedcomedian.

(00:22):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Good, yeah, well, yeah, I'm glad that was nice.
Yeah, every week.
I like to make sure that yousay it, not in a specific way,
just that you say it.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's like oh okay, thank you.
I don't know why I'm alwaysexpecting a different reaction
from you.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I don't know why either, but I think that's good.
I like how you said and I'myour host like I said, and I'm
your host.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's nice, I like your host.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, I am your host and this is my, your co-host, my
, your co-host, my, your mind,your mind, your co-host yeah,
this is uh sandro yocolano everyweek you introduce me and I'm
relieved why I'm like yes, okay,good, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, it's like you know, like when somebody's like
hey could you like you deliversomething, I'm relieved.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Why?
So?
I'm like, yes, okay, good, I'mhere, I'm at the right place.
Yeah, it's like you know, likewhen somebody's like, hey, could
you like you deliver somethingto somebody's place, and they
give you the code and you'relike, am I at the right address?
And then I'm like, oh, am I atthe right address?
And then it does.
I think about that afterwardsam I still at the right address.
So as long as I'm here and youknow my name, we're good to go.

(01:26):
Yeah, we're good to go.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I've seen.
I've seen your credentials haveyou.
It's disgusting.
I had to open his mouth and sawyour credentials, my
credentials.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
He's so stupid.
I today's topic.
I just want to throw it outthere first, in case you're
wondering what the topic is fortoday.
Uh, we'll say it now.
We're going to continue to talk, uh, and then we're going to
bring out our fabulous guests.
Um, but our topic today isskincare for kids and for teens.

(01:57):
What is actually necessary?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I get this question a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
How do I I, how do I stop my kid from talking about a
stupid face?
That's the question.
People usually say right,that's not what they say, but oh
, what do people typically?
Ask no and like, while they'regetting work done on themselves.
They'll be like by the way, isthere anything I can do for my
child's oily skin?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
yeah, they'll be like my, my, my son, like when katie
came in, uh that's right.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Her kid's like 11.
She said that.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Atticus got her.
He was getting his firstbreakout.
And what did I recommend?
And I had to think about it fora second.
I mean, I know what I wouldrecommend if it were somebody I
knew.
But then I was like well, maybeI should do some more research,
since I don't generally work onhypotheticals yeah yeah, I
generally don't work onhypothetical people, yeah do you

(02:49):
ever just go.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Sometimes you're like you want to tell somebody and
be like, well, you could do this.
Be like I would just start withwater, just start with just
water, just put some water on it, and then, when you get to know
it, you'll be like, oh, alsodry the water.
You know, like, as you start tolearn what to do, you, you
relay information because youdon't want to.
You're liable for this kind ofstuff.
That's absolutely the truth.
Yeah, I got to be careful.
Rub your face on steel beltedradio tires and then, if it

(03:13):
doesn't work, all the peoplespend all this money on tires
and they're rubbing their faceson them.
It doesn't do anything and thenyou're held liable.
You know Cost liable.
You know uh-huh cost money toinstall tires.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
So anyways, these are all just examples of what you
were saying.
Oh yeah, absolutely, those wereso relevant too.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I really like that you know what they say, open
your mouth and say whatever saywhat's there?
Well, you look really nice.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I wanted to tell you thank you very much, yeah
sandra's got his positive energyshirt on is, uh, his brody
stevens, and it just happens toblend in with his pajama pants
and the rest of the decor here.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, I thought about I was wearing this shirt
earlier and I started laughing,because sometimes I'll forget
that I'm wearing it and I'll bein a bad mood and then, like
I'll just be like people aroundme or wherever I'm like, oh,
thanks for cutting me off, youknow.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
And I'll have this shirt on positive energy it's
like yeah, it's like oh man, Ican't do that maybe it's one of
those things where, like whenyou put the word on the outside
of a glass of water, it willhelp to change the insides.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh, that's right yeah , it's written over here, you
are water.
We're 80 water, something likethat I used to watch bruce lee
movies.
Huh, bruce lee.
Yeah, he says drink water.
That was his thing.
He does be like the water youdrink.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, he didn't.
No, he said be like water.
Oh, be like water, right, allright, okay, right, yeah, we are
water.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Be water, be water, be water he was talking about
specifically.
I think, like you know, if youwant to be cool, yeah, no
resistance, no resistance, wetall the time.
Come back later on some othertime.
Hard to find in California,hard to find in California,

(04:49):
totally needed in the desert andit comes out of your pores Bee
water, bee water.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do everything they should have a brand called Bee
Water.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, they should.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
And they can make a cute like a little green label
and put a bee on it.
I think now we're talking aboutideas.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
This is really where we start to cook sorry, I just
had some coke.
Are you drinking soda again?
That's what you are.
I'm like I got a Mountain Dew.
It's so funny.
Whenever I see an adultdrinking Mountain Dew,
something's up.
What are you addicted?
to what city in Arkansas are youfrom?
What?
What city in arkansas are youfrom?
Yeah, what city in arkansas?
Why do you have to give so muchmoney to your dentist?

(05:29):
Uh, and what are you addictedto?
Yeah, well, mountain dew,mountain dew, and something else
too, because, like, mountaindew is just I.
I think I'd rather have a beerat 9 am than a mountain dew.
It's like, like, the mountaindew is like that's too early,
that's too.
I used to drink those.
I would have the diet ones,though I would do the same thing
.
I'd have diet Mountain Dew andthen I would have trail mix and

(05:50):
I was like man I'm losing weight.
I'm like, yeah, of course I'mnot eating enough calories.
Yeah, and it's just terriblefor my body.
It's a diet, diet, adrenalinerush.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, it is diet adrenaline.
Yeah yeah, mountain Dew's notgood for you?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I don't think so, and we're not sponsored by Mountain
Dew, so no, everything from thebeginning of us talking, except
for hi, I'm Nicky Davis Jr, isgoing to be bleeped out.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I feel bad because our guest actually hasn't quite
arrived yet and usually he'ssitting on the couch admiring us
for our woody banter and forhow well we work together?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
absolutely so, but the crazy thing is that we're
gonna do this and then, um, whenhe gets here, we're gonna have
to say his name again.
Yeah, to introduce him yeah, sobehind the scenes, stuff that
people don't get to know itcould be anybody we.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
What if we just did these intros?
We're just waiting for somebodyto show up.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
we have no idea who's coming.
We didn't book anyone, are you?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
playing with my fingers.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I'm just touching your hand because I don't know,
I have fidgets.
I need to fidget with something.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'll give you something.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Your fingers.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
You're disgusting, I know.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I can't believe you and my credentials, yeah.
So why do kids ask youquestions about their face?
Kids?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
don't ask me questions.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Kids parents do okay, because the kids don't ask
questions.
They don't know what they'redoing and their bodies are
changing and and you knowthere's also there's certain
things you don't want to put onyounger skin right right you
know, so we'll get into a lot ofthat stuff I totally get it.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Um, I think it's about time we bring out the
guests okay, yeah, I think sobecause I feel like, um, and you
know, uh, it might be goodtiming yeah, I think the guest
just walked in um hey guest yeah, yeah okay, yeah, you can bring
him out.
He's looking at us now througha fishbowl, come on in.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, you just missed our witty banter our, our guest
.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Uh, our guest today is dave neal, a very talented
comedian and person who wrotedown credits for I don't
remember what he yeah that's howincredible he is.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
He doesn't need credits um you're actually going
to switch in a second this isso amazing yeah, you're going to
be over here on the evenfancier uh blankets.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I was listening to the room next door and it was
like a couple guys talking.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I was like that's not it I was like looking through
them I was like looking throughthe mail thing oh my god and
then I was like, oh, there'sanother door it's always fun, by
the way, to say mail slot,because it's like what is this
west hollywood?
Just obviously you know there'sa lot of male slots in this
town.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, because people you know they like to have their
post office inside the house.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
The post office man, this is not getting any.
This is not getting any butter,any funnier okay so um our uh,
our next guest uh, becauseyou're the guest of this episode
.
Oh, that's right, okay, um wait, you know the, I know the guest
.
You know the.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I've been on his podcast.
You still have your podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I've.
I've got a new one that youhaven't been on.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh, well, tell it to just well, oh, you can put this
stuff in the dryer now, babe, Iwas letting the the dryer's done
.
Yeah the hour.
I just let me turn mine off too.
Okay, cool, um so uh, I don'treally know what to say about

(09:08):
you.
He's super funny.
You're not on camera yet, sothis is just your voice that
they're hearing.
Currently, I like your sneakers.
He's wearing cute um turquoise,turquoise, new balance, really
really, yeah, really, yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I go with that illustrator coach.
I look nice with that.
Yeah, yeah we've.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I exactly.
I put the blend, didn't I?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
yeah, you put the blanket here specifically.
You're like he's gonna havecool shoes on I said.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I said the colors will probably look good with him
.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't know why, but over there and it is gonna look
real nice I think so, if you'relistening and not watching.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Make sure you tune in and uh on the youtube channel.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's a great way to get people to tune in right.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Just all visuals, the whole episode you won't know
what I'm saying, look at thisguy's nose I gotta see it, we've
all been there we're like allright, I'm going to youtube.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
What are they talking about?

Speaker 3 (09:47):
yeah, I swore off watching things, but today I'm
going to do it.
I'm going to turn on thetelevision.
Um, sometimes people I likewatch youtube videos and I'll,
and I'll turn the brightness allthe way down, just so I'd be.
I can be a purist, you knowlike I'll pretend, like it's
just like an old radio show.
And someone's like and when younow you're going to want to
open up the you know, they giveyou specific directions because
you have to look at stuff.
I don't do it, I just listen andI just hope for the best.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Well, speaking of listening and hoping for the
best we're going to bring outour guest now.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's a great segue.
That is the best.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I am the master, the mistress of segways um, and not
just one, because I never mindroad one here segue sorry, I did
have a hit off of um the vape,and boy are my airplanes, yeah,
um.
So yeah, coming to the couchright now.
We're so excited to have him.
He's just in town for like whata few days I'm out tonight and

(10:41):
you're out tonight he's out on ared eye, so we were so lucky to
have you pleasure to be hereall right, well, let's introduce
him right now.
Uh, I'm gonna say your name andthen you're gonna switch.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
But great, dave neal yes, hi, I'm so happy to be here
I'm so happy you got here I'vedone these like other non-comedy
podcasts and like just to bewith comics is like coming, as
it feels like I'm at home whatkind of non-comedy podcast
culture, stuff, but you know,just like things that are just I
don't know yeah sometimes youcare about, sometimes you don't

(11:10):
like what's something you didn'tcare about?
I don't know like meganmarkle's new show oh my god,
yeah, not in a bad way.
My wife loved it.
Anything that my wife loves,yeah, I love.
She loves harry potter.
I now know what I can do if sheneeds something.
You know Harry Potter oh rightright, right, oh honey they have
Harry Potter Yay, like I lovewhen I so.
She likes the new Meghan Markleshow Great yeah.

(11:30):
She loves period piece showslike the ones that I can't stand
Awesome, when I'm out at a showthat's your like, go for it, oh
yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
That's the best like.
When I'm out, I go somewhere,I'm like it's nice to know that
my girlfriend is home watchingterrible awful television that I
?
I would just vomit 14 years oflove is yeah, yeah, she likes it
, it's just you know, it's justmindless stuff that you kind of
you know you can kind of playwith your head you know I'm good
at entertaining myself yeah,I'd rather, rather than thinking
you're at home, just you know,eating popcorn, watching

(12:01):
forensic files, you know's athat's.
that's a bit much.
The popcorn, the popcorn.
Yeah, you don't want to havecarbs when you're watching
murder shows.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
You know what's funny Cause like, so we moved out of
here.
But when we lived here my wifewould call me, while she's stuck
in traffic.
And I'm like now you're makingme be stuck in traffic you can't
avoid the guy you see when youget home.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Go call someone else, yeah yeah, yeah, oh, wow, the
traffic's bad Like yeah yeah,but now she hasn't.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
so we had a baby in May.
We moved to Nashville 14 monthsago.
When we got there, she hasn'tput gas in her car yet since
we've been there no way.
That's how little she.
She just like, she's at home,she's chilling, she's happy,
she's watching the baby.
And then her car.
And then every two months wetry to start it and it's dead.
We charge it and then, whoknows, maybe the gas tank's

(12:45):
rotting.
But it's just like such adifferent lifestyle from the la
rat race where you're constantlyjust jumping in your car and
going somewhere.
Yeah, yeah now she's just athome loving it oh, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, to be happy at home.
Oh, no please what are youinterrupting?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
me for jesus christ.
Unbelievable.
So, anyways, where was I?
Uh, skincare has been a hugepart of my life and uh I can't.
Well, you know what you takeover, nikki.
I feel like I'm always talking.
You go ahead I like that.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
He's like behind you, yeah that's right, he hasn't
been behind me.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
There's a hierarchy here, yeah anyways, um, so this
is only your first baby, right?
Yeah, okay, because it feelslike she was pregnant for like
two years it goes by, it's sofast, and it's 10 years ago yeah
, every day is an eternity witha baby oh my god and I mean not
in a bad way, like they get you.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
They get you with the hormones.
You know, like she gets doesthe oxytocin through
breastfeeding and I do itthrough play.
So he just comes to me, helooks at me and you can just
look at and he's 10 months old.
But he's like yeah, we're gonna, yeah, and then I just start
throwing in and he just knowsand then I.
So I have my like studio.
It's about the same size in myhouse, my like podcast studio
and it's got two doors that openup but they're on like magnets

(13:54):
so they make this very distinctlike noise when I open up.
So every time I open up he justlike pops up like a prairie dog
.
But if I leave and I'm not doneyet, he doesn't get it and I'm
like now almost he's like thatthat's so cute.
I mean you shouldn't have, youshould not have a baby to be
happy like we were happy before.
Some people like oh, it changesyou, you don't.
It should not be like the maincourse.

(14:15):
It's like you know what I mean.
Like you got to continue livingyour life and all of that.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
But boy is it like a different level of joy also
don't make it, don it, don'tmake the main course, don't eat
the baby.
Yeah, no, you're going to haveit.
You want to have a side of baby.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
A boobie.
A baby isn't a moose boosh, butit is a moose boosh.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
He bites like he bit my nose.
He did.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
And he's got one and a half teeth and they are the
sharp gum line, so you don'tknow what's there, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
And then he just uh comes in oh my god yeah and then
like my wife will be like youknow.
You know all of a suddenbreastfeeding, then it just
screams oh my god, yeah, chillout man.
Yeah, that's awful yeah, it'ssomething, but it's like insane.
Like it's insane.
You know, if she, if I I saythis all the time and it's.

(15:03):
I don't know if people knowthis, but if he's like
malnourished in a certain way,his saliva communicates to her
through the nipple toredistribute new formula and
then she makes a version that'sbetter.
If someone coughs near her,she'll then produce some of like
the antibiotic antibodiesneeded for him.
It's like and I'm like what?

(15:24):
And I'm like googling it andit's like yeah, and I tell this
and other people like huh andlike yeah, it's crazy, that is
crazy.
Yeah, so it can.
You know a little deficient inthis and it just changes it the
nighttime breast milk.
So like if you, if you'resaving breast milk, you gotta
like write what time of day itis, because god forbid you give
some night, some morning, breastmilk to him.
At night it's like an espressoshot because it's a different

(15:44):
batter.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I wouldn't have even thought of that.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
But it's the I mean.
And again, easy on me, becauseit's not my body who's getting
like yapped on all day.
Yeah, but you know she'sbreastfed this whole time, so
we've only fed him a bottle likeseveral times.
So there's no like cleaning,it's actually the, the tit feed.
Yeah, whip the tit, yeah, and Iand I understand, like some
people, it doesn't happen thatway, but you're like it's like,

(16:09):
it's like if you, it's liketrying to start an old car for
the first time, because, likeit's like day one is he, is the
milk going to come?
Yeah, you don't know Right.
And then it's that colostrum,which they call like liquid gold
, which is like all likepharmaceuticals.
Did you take a hit?
No, no, I've tried it.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
But like what they don't tell you is again.
Apologies, but I'm learningthis Like they don't.
I just assumed breast milk allcomes out at one, like your pee.
Yeah, it's like multiple, it'slike a-.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh, like a sprayer.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
So if he cries, she might just start start leaking
yeah off of his tears.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
I wonder if, like, maybe there was a time when,
like that was like evolutionary,where there was a time when
women had multiple babies andthey would just like squirt the
breast milk in differentdirections in the baby's mouths
because they could feed them allat the same time.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I was watching like like walking I was watching like
walking dead back in the dayand there was like a baby that
was stranded and one lady thatthe older lady gave the baby her
boob and ended up breastfeedingit.
I was like no, and I googled itand you're you're, if you've
already breastfed before, you'reway more likely to be able to
breastfeed any other baby.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Oh wow if you haven't breastfed, it still could
happen, sending you signals.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's crazy, that's even if you're a zombie I guess
I don't know, it's like, it'slike that's that communal life
we were supposed to be a part of, where you could like oh, you
lose someone in the right.
And then I hear, and then it'scrazy, you're pretty.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Just all these like signals give off.
You like like we watch.
You know we watch the officefrom time to time.
You know, with millions oftimes when he's like, you know,
if they hear a woman, hears ababy cry, then like, yeah, that
makes sense, that like theystart to produce milk because
the kid could be hungry andthat's why they say that cats
make that noise because itreplicates the baby crying yeah,
oh, wow.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well, that makes a lot of stupid cats right.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I know they don't know what the hell they're doing
.
They're just like all rightthat worked for them.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I'll do it.
Yeah, yeah, it's wild and it'slike I don't have those tools.
I got to like step up my gameLike the first few months.
You're useless.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I'm just feeding her harvesting this fire, and he and
that's so.
Your job is just to try toprovide and keep everything
going.
Keep the poop flowing.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, yeah well that actually brings us to.
Were you saying somethinginterrupting?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
me again.
No, no, I like where you'regoing with this that also brings
us to today's topic.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Uh, because of, uh, the stuff that you're feeding
now, dave, the stuff you'refeeding your baby, now you could
be, you could be fucking her up, man.
You've been messing I'm justkidding, you've been messing up
her life, dude, no, um.
So, nikki, quick question foryou.
Yeah, skincare for kids andteens what's?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
actually necessary I don't know, and I I picked this
topic because you were comingtoday my son's very pale, so we
use a bronzer just to.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, dude you gotta we.
We haven't brought him outsidemuch.
Yeah, because it was so hot inTennessee when he was born and
they can't be above 90 degreesweather.
So it was like so hot that wehaven't.
We just, you know you don'twanna, you gotta slather them in
sunblock.
But, now they do like the fullsafari.
You know, hat in the pool withlike the shirt.

(19:06):
Oh good, yeah, yeah because Imean it's hard enough but
imagine like you don't recognizetill it's too late.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's one thing if you get sunburn, a kid a baby.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, you're not sleeping that night or several,
oh my god.
No, no, that's awful and youlearn.
You learn like early on.
He's like crying one night andwe don't know what it is, and
he's you can feel like he'sgassy or whatever and you're
like you gotta fart, you gottaget this fart out, yeah, and
it's big deal.
And then he farts and you'rehigh-fiving because now you're
going to go back to bed.
It's like a big.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's like he has these little moments that you're
just like.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
We've never done this before, we've contextualized
like this experience, but nowwe're in it, wow, and we're kind
of like old or for like parents, and all of Nashville's younger
people are age, have theirteens, are already out of the
house because it's like you know, they're all you know, these
old christian babies yeah, 18 orwhatever and so we're just like
old some guy even like like Iwas talking to some guys from

(19:59):
like party, some like super bowlparty, and he's like, yeah,
like parents, your he parented.
He said parents, your age,referring to me because he was
like a parent and he's 25, and Iwas like, oh, fuck you like.
He like was like, yeah, yourgeneration.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Oh my god, I didn't realize I was that that hurt
yeah, yeah that's the humiditydude, the east coast humidity,
and you gotta be careful people.
They're stupid, I mean notstupid, you're just.
You're smarter than them, daveyou can you say, I'll just nod?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
yeah, you know what it is it's like when you live in
a creative town.
It sounds like so, likecondescending, but every single
person you meet has a pilot ideahas a thing has an act has a
side act Ride share driver.
But there it's like.
My local neighborhood has afour-way stop sign.

(20:49):
That's super bad traffic at 445to 515.
And it bums me out to thinkthat everyone's just moving at
the same time and then maybethey're all taking their lunch
at the same time and it's likegood God.
So you get to, you talk to somepeople and it's like and then
everything's just like I can'tget ahold of the bank after four
, and so everything's justmailing it in and I'm like, are
we waiting till we?

(21:09):
Are we just waiting till we die, or?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
are we going to go like?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
do something.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Maybe you should move back.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Considering yeah, maybe I mean we moved there
because we could buy a home,yeah, and we were going to have
a baby and we lived in thisduplex in East LA.
You came to my old studio, right, but this was like a and I was
like I can't have a baby crying,like just that feeling of like
gotta be quiet because there'sright.
I was like we need a place.
And then we looked at nashvilleand it's like you can get five

(21:35):
times the size and all thesethings.
It's near the airport and I dida gig there, I did like zany's
and I was like, oh, there's acool scene there.
So like I'm pretty much gettingas much stand-up stage time as
before.
A little bit of a differentcrowd, just a little bit
different, but it's been a goodexperience that's great.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Now, yeah, it's nice.
I've heard nice things about it.
I don't know if I want to livethere, but yeah but it's also no
state income tax so like youget these theo vons that are
living there, like like ballingout yeah, man saving hundreds of
thousands a year yeah, I had noidea.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
His first name is uh the.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Von something.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
No, I don't think it is actually.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I think it's Bill.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Nikki, what are we talking?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
about today.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
We're talking about skincare for kids and Dave did
address some of the stuff aboutbaby stuff that sounded weird.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Dave addressed some of our baby stuff, but breast
milk is good for the skin too isit if it goes bad like?
If it goes bad, like you canonly have it in the fridge for
24 hours, or if you freeze itand you can still throw if he's
got like a little eczema, youcan throw it in the bath you can
literally rub it on.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
That's amazing.
Yeah, I mean or your skin toolike there's just some laying
around, it's just crow's feet oh, I love that because I have a
little rash on my shoulder youshould have brought him.
Yeah, that would have been nicewell, um, people often ask like
, when do kids actually need tostart using skin care?
Um, so we'll start by agegroups, so we're going to run
through our little.

(23:05):
Uh, okay, our content here.
Uh, babies and toddlers, zeroto five um, do they need
skincare?
Not really.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
It's just sunblock.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
It's just sunblock and I put a little extra thing.
Most people overuse productswith babies and I wanted to do
because people say, yeah, usesunblock.
The chemical sunblock for me iskind of an issue, especially
when you have a brand new baby.
Their skin takes in everything.
So I wanted to put somealternatives to you know, just

(23:35):
like putting like you know,copper tone, love it, or you
know whatever.
So like using like wide brimhats is great, which you had
mentioned.
That he, he what's his name?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
August.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
August.
Oh, I love that it's when weprocreated Was that?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
If you want to do the math, it's the month we
procreated.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh oh yeah, Real original stuff.
You're procreation.
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
We carbon dated it back to August, july 7th.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Carbon dated it, I did the math, my mom did the
math.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
She was like is that what I said, mom, stop.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, also.
Also lightweight clothing isreally good with like a UPF
rated clothing.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
You've probably seen those?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Have you seen those before?

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh yeah, we get them at Costco, the little like
jumper suits they have.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
And you're fair too.
You should probably invest insome of that, and Talia.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Tasha, tasha.
Oh my God, I knew it Tasha,shut up she's like weird Her
skin.
She is like, oh she, peoplethink she spray tans.
She could literally be in thesun for two minutes and be like
exotically tan yeah, she's justone of those people.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, I didn't want.
I'm glad she didn't comekidding um seeking shade.
Uh, it seems kind of obvious,but that's a great skincare
routine, my mom kept me.
My mom would not let me go inthe sun, and play with the other
koreans have the umbrellas theyuse.
Yeah, if my mom had known aboutthat, she would have done that,

(24:54):
but instead she put me in thecorner where no sun was, and
then I would have to put thewhite sunblock on my face.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
But I'm glad now it never comes out right that
sunblock is so thick yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
It's just like yeah, Zinc deet is in uh, right, I
mean geez.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Well, now you get one like facebook post that tells
you like sunblock actuallycauses cancer, like what do I
know?
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I know, but there are some carcinogens in you know,
they're known carcinogens insome of these sunblocks.
That's why I don't recommendthem and let I will use some of
them that block out the a-rays.
Uh, if I know I'm gonna be outlike all day, if we're in, like
rome, and I decide I don't wantto wear a hat, but, like for
every day, I'll just wear a hat.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Well, so, like Tom Brady says, he just drinks a lot
of water and everyone made funof him for that.
And I'm like what is, what do Iknow?
Maybe a lot of water hydratesyour cells and it doesn't bounce
, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Well, it probably helps to protect your skin he
literally says he does that toprotect his skin.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
It's just drink a lot of water.
Well, I'm sure there's more toit than that, but yeah, but yeah
.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I mean he's also has kind of like superior genes.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, like your wife.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, you guys are married, right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I think we are.
We got married in Mexico andhonestly, we don't for a million
dollars, we don't matters.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
We're not going to talk about sex or babies or
procreation If you're notmarried if you, if you're not
married.
We waited, we waited until wegot married.
Literally.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
So mineral sunscreen is a big.
I'm a big fan of that.
Zinc oxide and titanium dioxidebased sunblocks are really good
, but the non-nano Okay, sothat's a new thing.
There was like nano technologyfor a while and everybody was
using nano, nano, nano.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Now we're no nano.
Yeah, now we're no nano becausenano goes.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I think it like penetrates your skin and you
don't want it.
Gosh, you're just right, I knowit's so much.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
And sunblock is so expensive.
Now I get it at.
Tj Maxx and I'm like this isprobably expired because they
sell like the, you know,irregular, everything.
But if you go to like a CVS andtry to get a thing of sunblock,
the orange stuff, it's notgoing to be under $14.99.
Like what?
Yeah, so I'm using it like likeI'll probably get skin cancer

(27:05):
because I'm being cheap with it.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Just get a shirt.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
And then, like someone has to borrow it, you're
like what do?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
you do.
You get half a bottle, $5.
You get half a bottle or maybea third of bottle.
Squeeze it into a, into a spraybottle with some water and then
just put it on yourself,Stretch it out Like over a
couple, like a couple of years.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I don't think it'll make it.
How many guys have been withafraid to ask someone to put
someone?
I'd rather burn to death thanfeel a little bit of sensation
from your hands or be seenfeeling a sensation from your
hands.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Um, that's like your joke about the lower.
Uh, I'll never forget that yeah, the lower back, lower back.
Yeah, it's like tell them I waslike um, geez, how does it go?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
I was like it's about how, like, women are better at
taking group photos and like I,um, I'm bad at group.
I put my hand on the smallestguy's back and it was like a gay
friend and he goes, don't be afag.
I was like man, yeah, we don'tknow how to hold, like how to
hold.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, it's not, it's awkward.
So, yeah it is you lookuncomfortable right now, man
yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I'm thinking about hugging guys, men, so it's fine
I missed the check-in for thesouthwest flight.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
You got to check in 24 hours before and I missed it
by a lot.
I mean, this morning I was like, ah, shit, so I'm gonna be
sitting middle next to like myflight here was next to this
samoan dude, and I've alreadysaid this to someone else the
moment like, if you ever like onthe subway in new york, the
moment you just like, get overit and just melt into the other
person yep, it's not just.
Most of the time.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Everybody else is probably doing that, but we're
from California and we like ourspace.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
You need it, but it's like the people that are afraid
of that need that more thananybody.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Like melt into somebody.
Oh man, yeah Some of them arenice people.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
They're very warm and physically and also, like you
know, emotionally, great skinGreat skin, physically and also
like you know, emotionally greatskin, great skin yeah,
absolutely.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Um, so natural oils is another one.
Then I I was using this for awhile.
Remember I was using raspberryseed oil yeah and that's really
good for protecting from.
It's a um full spectrum sunscreen sunblock.
I don't know exactly how longyou can be in the sun sun, but
when the spf, usually itcorresponds to the amount of
time that you're allowed to bein the sun, which applies to the

(29:13):
B rays, which most people don'tknow.
So if you're, just because yourSPF is 100 doesn't mean you
should be out in the sun longer,because you're still being
exposed to the rays that are notjust they're not burning you,
but they're getting through theUVA rays are coming at you.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
It buys you some.
It's buying you some time time.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
It's buying you some time to not get blisters on the
surface, but you are aging yourskin underneath.
Oh, because the a-rays canpenetrate your skin and change
your whole dna, like of yourskin, like the skin cells and
everything you know a.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I don't know any of these are coconut oil.
Is an spf4 is that right?
yes, I knew it was some I had.
I did this as a joke.
I don't make any beautyroutines, like whatever, but I
do put on my own oils and I was.
I made a tiktok or instagramvideo where I used castor oil,
coconut oil, and I used likesome, like masculine, it was
like sandalwood, but it likesmelled nice.

(30:01):
I was like put that in there,yeah, and I did a few things.
I made a quick video.
I was like this is what I do.
Oh, the other thing I had ishyaluronic acid.
Oh, wow.
So I had that from our dog, whohas since passed he was like 14
, but we had hyaluronic acid forhim because it's good for their
joints.
It's the same stuff so you canbuy vet grade hyaluronic acid,
which is super expensive.
When you buy the human version,it's like not expensive for the
.
And I put it all together and Iwas like that's what I use.

(30:22):
This video took off, got like 8million views and it was at the
time when Instagram was payinga bonus, so I made like 1500
bucks kind of messing around Allthese dermatologists was, like
this guy's, out of his mind.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
But then other people were like actually it's a
pretty good mix.
It is Because I kind of justlike squirted it all into it.
And I still use it.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I use rosehip seed oil.
That's a really good one.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, it's a good answer.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Rosehip seed is stain your stuff, like if you put it
at night.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
It's like you got to go like kind of light with it
because it will like die likenot permanently, but it'll like
cut, discolor your littleorangey, yeah, but it's like
really good stuff, a lot of themtoo.
You have to make sure that youuse like another oil with it,
some of like the more I guess Idon't say volatile yeah, like a
jojoba oil or something likethat.
Okay, yeah, that was the baselike a vitamin e the castor oil
and the vitamin e, though, islocking in the hyaluronic acid,
and because most people they puton the hyaluronic acid and then

(31:17):
they're like, oh, my skin'sdried out.
It's yeah, because it's pulledout the moisture instead of you
got to lock it on, so what youdid was perfect.
And castor oil, yeah, it'ssuper thick.
I'll use it on my hair.
I use it on my hair.
It's great for your hair.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
It's I have.
I mixed that in with likecoconut, like thinner, like
vitamin e stuff, because it isreally thick, but it's used.
You know, stretch marks, um, uh, in a bunch of bunch of other
things like cramps and stufflike that.
It's just like, yeah, and it'scheap and it's so you sell you
all this crate.
I had this one podcast sponsor.
That was like 200 a bottle forthis stuff and I was like I'm
using it because they gave it tome, but I'm like god damn this

(31:48):
no, no, it was like a mix ofoils, oh, okay.
Right, but and I'm like usingit because it's whatever, but
yeah, you could that whole batchof things I did was like the
equivalent to like five bucksfor a tube.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
When it was all said and done per tube.
Because I'd like so much,because a giant jug of castor
oil is like 10 bucks.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, I know I love it.
Castor oil is amazing.
I mean, it's so viscous thoughif I put it in my hair, it'll be
in there for the next two yearstotally, yeah, I gotta need
like, you need like dishwashingdetergent, yeah, like yeah, the
kind that they scrub the theducks for, like the um, what's
the uh?
Cameron diaz and the jizz inher hair.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
What is that stuff called theit's blue right?

(32:27):
No, oh no, that was hair gel,you're thinking of.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, anyways, uh, yeah, I was thinking of the um
dawn.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Oh, yeah, yeah, anyways.
Yeah, I was thinking of theDawn, is it?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, that's the dish soap.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
That's the dish soap that you have to use to get the
castor oil out of my hair.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Well, you use it if like a duck has oil on its back.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, that's what you use it for.
Use the clean animals.
It's like 1920s or 30s, andthen they would just send you
home.
I'm not kidding.
You'd wake up like stuck toyour pillow and they were like
yeah, you got to use Dawn to getthis stuff out.
It's like that it is, but itlooks good.
That's like that, mad Men.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, it's shiny and yeah, it looks nice.
It's probably kind of good foryour scalp.
You might've broken out too ifyou leave it on too long.
Yeah, all right.
What else we got?
Um, so carrot seed oil isreally good.
It's these.
They say it's not a replacementfor sunscreen, but an extra
layer of protection.
I, if you're just going to beout for a few minutes, I think
that's fine.
If you're going to be out allday, I wouldn't subject a baby

(33:24):
to putting a lot of that's justme a lot of heavy duty, chemical
sunscreens on them.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
But what if people want to put heavy duty chemical
sunscreens on babies?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
You said, that's just you.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
You know, but other people might like putting
chemicals on babies.
I'm sure a lot of people do.
It counteracts the autism.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, I like to say it's, they battle each other,
that's right, the vaccines andthe, and the chemicals and the
oxides and the carcinogens.
Yeah, we had the nanotechnology.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
We had the nano technology.
They battle at the skin level.
It's a fine line.
It's a delicate dance really.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Okay.
So then there's also diet thatyou know.
Foods that you eat can actuallyhelp you be more resistant to
the sun.
Drinking green tea is one ofthose things Wow, they didn't
even put that on here.
Tomatoes, watermelon Watermelonis also really good for
hydrating your skin, leafygreens, um and it helps your
skin to recover from some of thesun exposure that you've had.
So that's for kids.

(34:18):
So if you can get them to eatthat, I'm sure you're doing good
.
Uh, young kids, six to ten.
So this is coming up for youlater that and that's the pro.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
That's the problem age, because they start running
off.
They're like squirming out ofthe thing, that's like when
they're starting to get strong.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
You can't pin them down as easily.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
That's why the spray exists because they're like
running away Nasty, expensivestuff.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
You see people willy-nilly spraying.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
It's like geez humble brag.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
So yeah, so just, you don't need a lot Gentle
cleanser this is pretty muchwhat I say for most Gentle
cleanser.
If their skin is dry, if theyhave, I guess, if they have
eczema, there's other things youcan do, but you always want to
put a little barrier ofsomething, depending on what
kind of eczema it is, becausesome of the fungal infections
with eczema can actually eatsome of the oils and makes it

(35:09):
worse.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Isn't that what coconut, like candida, like
yeast?
No, it's the malassezia yeast.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I think I'm saying that right.
Wow, and it's a common one thatwe already have on our bodies.
But if you have an autoimmune,I've had reactions to that with
my like.
I don't think I have anautoimmune disease, but just as
I've gotten older I've realizedthat like it's triggered by
stress, and then your stress,your body starts to attack
itself.

(35:36):
Like your immune system goeshey, what's that?
That thing that's been on thereforever and now it starts
attacking it.
And then, you know, I get likea rash or whatever.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Isn't that so wild?
Like Western medicine is allthings we put from the outside
in to fix us when these are allissues that come from the inside
out, it's always, but theycan't make any money off of the
inside out fixes yeah, theywon't deal with the gut.
The gut is like no we'll slapsome stuff on it to wait, but
like we don't want to cure you,have you ever been into a
dermatologist's office?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
yeah, that's the I.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Literally I'm spending all this money on
insurance and I finally got amole checked out and they're
like, yeah, come back in twoyears.
I'm like it's throbbing.
But I come from like the familywhere everyone gets their moles
removed at some point.
I'm like why don't we just dothis preventatively, if they're
all precancerous?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
why don't we just they wouldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Nah, she was like they're fine.
And they say like just wait andfeel it out.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I'm like all right, okay, come yeah come back or
yeah, and if you did havesomething they probably wouldn't
be like.
Well, what's your diet like?
What's this like?
What they would be like?
Here's a steroid cream for youto put on yeah, and they do like
some uv.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
They'll they like get in there.
You know they they look at itall.
But I'm like, yeah, it justfeels like for that price I
could have gotten a massage orsomething.
You know.
You spend all this money like Ithink I would have been better
just going to a yoga class yeah,probably that's my health
insurance plan.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
It's just less pissed off doctors can't, uh, they
can't bill your insurancecompany to, like a meditation
prescription, go meditate and,just, you know, be a little more
calm.
That's crazy.
I'll bill you insurance 300,that's our.
That's our doctor um.
So I said that's our doctor, ohyeah, so moisturizer if it's
needed.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
um, where are we again?
Five, six to 10 years old,daily sun protection.
Again, they are outdoors quitea bit.
So I again, my personal opinion, is to put them in something
that's got like a UPF in theirclothes.
But you know, just maybe on themore natural side there are
some natural sunblocks that theyare.

(37:32):
They're mineral, they're notnano and they're not.
Yeah, they're kind of expensive, but your kids are smaller so
you probably use less of it.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Surface area.
Yeah Right, there you go.
Yeah, they got the rolls, youdon't have to put it in the
rolls.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, just go in the folds.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
But he does have like .
It's like a.
It's like those 1920s men'sbathing suits that are all the
way like babies are adorablebecause they do wear like full
body suits like they figured itout.
Let's just put them in theoutfit and not have to but you
know what the thing is is.
I mean, this is kind of sad,but they make a lot of boys
bathing suits blue, but if ababy's drowning, that's not the

(38:08):
color you want no, so my wife islike she's reading about this.
She's like we got to get him ayellow suit.
They only make girls yellowsuits, so he's got like a yellow
and it doesn't matter.
But but then he already waslike looking kind of cute and
girly.
So everyone at the like at thepool we went to he's like oh,
she's so cute as a boy we'rewearing yellow to protect his
life yeah, make yellow a normalgender neutral color did.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Do you hear that?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Come on, yeah, it's a market there for you, or orange
.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
It's a joy for kids to look stylish, or not get lost
in the ocean.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Kids are way more stylish when they arrive
Floating around blending in.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
It's just another extension of how men never speak
about their feelings.
They always just go with no,that's just how my father did it
.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
And they just continue.
The baby blue man yeah, it's soweird.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
My dad did say that a lot all right.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
So sun protection for young kids, um was basically
what we just said mineralsunblock.
When you can protectiveclothing, um, this is saying
they should wear sunglasses.
Would you give your baby somesunglasses?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
yeah, I mean they're.
It's annoying.
You gotta like trick them withsomething while you put them on.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
It's like a cat.
Same thing with our dogs.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah, exactly, you gotta like give them a treat and
then, oh, I guess it soundsdifferent.
Yeah, they're adorable withsunglasses on.
Oh my God.
But yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know whatthat's doing to the eyes, like,
is it good?
I guess it's good, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
They don't make nice kids' glasses.
It's not like it's polarized,that's true, yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
But they are cute.
They are cute in sunglasses,yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Just me, boy wearing yellow with his giant, just like
such an old secretary, likefrom old Hollywood, yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, so you want to do, want to protect their little
young eyes because, uh, youknow you can damage your, your,
the sun will damage your ifyou're.
You know, especially kids arealways looking up into the sun.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, eclipse.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
When Trump did that and everyone made fun of him.
I'm like I feel like we've allbeen like yeah, I mean we all.
I never even thought about that.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
All right.
So preteens we got 10 to 13years old.
So this is usually when themoms start hitting me up Like
what do I do for my kids whenthey're a preteen and they start
getting, you know, oily skin?
They're getting breakouts,sweat related stuff.
It usually will show up likearound the hairline, and so a

(40:30):
lot of it's hormonal too.
If they're breaking out at thatage, especially with the boys,
well, on both of them, um, soyou want to do another gentle
cleanser, nothing harsh, um, anda lightweight moisturizer if
they needed sun protection, blah, blah, blah um.
But I think what I would say,oh, because then they talk about
hormonal, um, yeah, let's justhow cruel is acne when you're a

(40:52):
teen is if it's not hard enough.
I didn't get it.
Did you get it out?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yeah, and I found out I was chugging like pints of
milk cause everything was likemilk's good for you and I was
like I love milk, I was drinkingmilk just nonstop.
And then I'm like a virgin, youknow chubby milk zits.
And then I'm like oh, I don'tneed that.
And then it clears up.
No, it might have been hormonaltoo.
But like well, there's hormonesin the milk too.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
The milk's terrible for you, it's so bad and it's so
bad for your skin.
I usually with that one of thefirst things I tell people and
when they have like little,those little um, hard and milly
under the skin, like I'm like,do you, are you a dairy person?
And they're like, yeah, I waslike, well, cut the dairy and
see what happens.
She just doesn't do it to me.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
But I think, yeah, if you have that issue, cut it all
out and then see what you cando.
But milk, heavy cream I drinknow, but the money?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
that's our version.
I was every celebrity that tookcrypto money they all took that
crypto money and then it wentsideways like it was all right.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, they got the milk blood on their hands milk
blood I like what were theydoing to us?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
yeah, big milk, you know they're making milk.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
They're making really big milk that might be the most
successful campaign of all timeprobably, and it was his most
disgusting ads.
They didn't even right.
They just put some like pasteon them.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh, that's so gross, got milk, so suggestive.
And there I am just a virginand everyone's like, oh, he's so
brave, he's still a virgin.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
I'm like this ain't a choice.
I got acne and chugging milk.
Oh my God, that was my skincareroutine.
Yeah, exactly, you didn't getto go outside.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
So I would say when people, when the kids are
breaking out, that's usuallywhen the, like I said, when
they're bringing something withlike a gentle lower dose like
salicylic acid or benzoylperoxide, like you know, they
would probably recommend you'rekind of in the same age range as
actually you guys are probablyclose to the age, but do you
have like clearasil and stufflike that?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Okay, yeah, actually you guys are probably close to
the age, but did you have likeclear seal and stuff like that?
Yeah, okay, yeah, it's got thatlittle salicylic acid.
You're saying, yeah, I thinkbenzo, yeah, and it helps to
like dry it from the inside outand you just want to put just
like a little bit on pit people.
People have a tendency to likeput is witch hazel the same
which hazel is is slightlydrying and it's toning and it
like causes like it to sort ofclose up um, but it's, it's good
.
Yeah, it's a good way to todegrease.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
So do you become a skin expert through time?
Because the longer you're alive, the more it's proven you got
great skin right?
Yeah, cause if you're like 20,some Latino 20 year old can't be
like hey, this is what I do.
It's like you're Puerto Rican.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I see it all the time .

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah, there's 20 year olds giving advice when you're
on the the, the back end I'm 57.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I know it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Oh, so you were talking about me no, no, I'm
saying yeah you personally, I'msaying it's impressive that you
can like spend all this trialand error and just know what
works and like figure it out Ilike feeling confident in that.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
It makes me feel good , yeah, when you see those like
things with those things withKylie Jenner or whatever, like
their billboards with theirskincare and you're like yeah,
but you're also super youngYou're 12.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Some 17-year-old being like here's my skincare
routine.
It's like all right, come at meafter three kids.
Talk to me when you've seensome things, yeah like the sun.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, like not the dermatologist, not the plastic
surgeon, all right.
So over exfoliation is bad forkids, it's bad for everybody
really.
It will dry out your skin.
So I recommend with kids, ifthey're having breakouts, to
exfoliate with something gentle,like a scrubby kind of thing,
very light, not the apricotscrub that we grew up with.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I still use that you do on your with yeah, I still
use that.
You do On your face yeah, I gohard on it.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
They used to say that it would have like that little
Everyone told me, because it'sgot like crushed walnut shells.
Yeah, and they're like this isterrible for you and I'm like
I've done it for 20 years.
Well, your skin looks fine, butmaybe men have different skin
than women.
They do have different skin Forsure, like men are kind of just
like you know, just rub, youknow yeah, well, your skin looks
good.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Well, thank you, yeah , 75 years old.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Oh my god I would never have known 40 in two
months are you really?
Yeah, and I'm like let's justhold on, you're doing great.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Hold on to the hair yeah, I'd rather take good hair
than good skin hell yeah becauseyou can like good hair can
cover a multitude of mistakeswhy do you think I made a
shitload of terrible decisionsin my life?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
You can tell when you're five o'clock.
Shadow.
You have nice hair like yourshadow stick.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
He has amazing hair.
You can't find a scalp and youdo too.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yeah, it's there.
I mean it's holding on.
You know it's like either youlose it I think for the most
time like early twenties itstarts could lose it for other
reasons.
But now they got these hairreplacement things.
They're just sending these guysto hungary, right?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
what is it?
Oh yeah, is that surgery?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I think it's a yeah or turkey, one of those
countries they have like apackage.
Johnny mitchell did it.
You know, johnny mitchell, hedid.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah, oh my god and others right, yeah, they yeah
producer mark has got his mouthagape yeah, you go there.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
They put you in like a five-star hotel and the whole
flight on the way back is guys,you know, they take the hair
from like the back of your head.
Put it up here implant it.
And then they, and then itgrows back.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
But it looks weird because it always grows in like
a weird direction.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Not as weird as a shiny ass.
You know empty hair.
Yeah, and they do that andthat's why, like every, like
Elon Musk and even Steve Carell-I love Steve Carell musk and
even steve carell.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I love steve carell.
He was balding episode seasonone.
I mean he must have because Iknow they fill it in sometimes
because the only other option istaking like anti like pills
that get rid of your bonersright there's like no in between
.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Isn't that crazy?
It's not even a side effect.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
It's proven theory.
If you can't get an erection,your hair will grow.
That's how like the body works.
It's like when your othersenses kick in.
So if I took a pill, then itgot in a boner my hair would
grow.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
It's not even a side effect that is funny I was like
which one of us is gonna callyou again.
This is good improv this isyeah, we like to teach bad men.
Don't talk about these things.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
No, no, but you go on one of those flights.
If there was a, a LAX, I don'tknow if it's Hungary, wherever
it is, it's Hungary or Turkey,it's one of those.
You see the flight and you'llsee the scars coming back, and
then they have to do it.
And then, just like tattoos,they put like a plastic, you
know, it's all you know.
And they come back like that ofwomen have the they'll put
their nose thing on when theyget their nose done or whatever.

(47:06):
It's the probably the mostharmless.
I mean, I don't know thespecifics, but it's like five
grand and you go do it and theyjust do it cheap there five
grand is cheap.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I'm just throwing numbers out.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
But like they just do it and it's like, just like a
lady who might get breastimplants is going to get a
bigger tip, you're going to walkinto the thing and and be
treated a different way.
That, absolutely that's justthe way people work.
Tall people have a betterchance of becoming a CEO.
It's true, because people are.
That's how we see.
And then that's like somefertility thing.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, no, good hair is.
Is David Spade, I think, hadsomething maybe.
I think he was using a wig.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Oh, was he yeah, or extensions or something?
Did he get a scalp?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
transplant.
I don't know.
I don't know Something I feellike he talked about it.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
maybe Was it a head transplant.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
So I don't want to like call him out on something
if that's not true.
No, I'm not going to call himout on that.
If anyone wants to use my promocode, dude, it's like you gotta
just own it, like yeah whatever, that's so fun.
Well, he was kind of blonde,right yeah, but he was like
starting to go, like you cantell, but blondes usually go go.
Uh, yeah, blondes usually gobald and sometimes the hair is

(48:15):
thinner, so like yeah you cansee through it a little quicker,
oh, yeah, totally, you can seethrough it.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, go spend the money.
I would do it.
If I was a dude, I wouldtotally do it.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
In fact it's it's actually a good insurance plan
to know like, hey, if this stuff, if we do lose it, we'll just
go and get it done.
Yeah, I'm the same way withtestosterone.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Do you take testosterone?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
No, but I want to get my blood tested, like this year
, so I can see where it's at andthen just try to replace it to
the normal level.
I don't want to be like, but myfear with that is do you then
start taking it and then shitstarts to go weird in other
places?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
right.
See, that's what we weretalking about with.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Uh, sandra was saying like um, you don't, you know,
you can lose hair if you taketoo much of that too right every
one of my friends growing uplike in, like my college buddies
, that like this, my one buddyhe had like hairy, everything
was hairy, but he's bald on topand I'm like it was just like he
.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Almost I feel like he overproduced and then it didn't
stay I think, and I never hadhair, but I got a full head of
hair.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Oh yeah, I don't have like chest hair, like I'm not a
hairy guy.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Maybe this is just like anecdotal, but I think it's
like a different testosterone,like dht or if I'm not making
that, making that up somethinglike that.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
There's dhea, but it looks like burt kreischer like
that whole community starteddoing it because they're like,
yeah, they're at that age whereit's like, yeah, you're gonna.
Just all the benefits are justimproved energy level.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
He's just taking you to your younger age right if you
don't overdo it if you don'toverdo it, you know, so like
finding out what that number isdid it affect his belly at all.
I don't know I mean it'ssupposed to like help you jack.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
That is he what he's a very strong oh, I've not seen
him benching like 350 he'sinsane, he's a good a
spokesperson for it that's justlike a dude who's like past his
prime.
He like shoots the ass and thenhe's like ready to go.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Dude, get your teeth but he's got a lot of visceral
fat.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
You know that's a bad thing does he still yeah okay
oh, he drinks a ton and all thatlike yeah, because all that
goes here.
But he's also probably a badexample of like because it works
for him like he can.
He's still kind of like anenergy energetically he's like a
beast.
Yeah, this whole trip I hadzero alcohol, like I don't even
drink anymore yeah because it'sjust because I can't get up like

(50:15):
I'm busy, I'm diet cokes andcoffees you know.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
So it's like, not like a thing, it's just like I
gotta work.
Yeah, you didn't, he wasmentioning but uh, earlier,
you've done 11 podcasts sinceyou got here yeah, so I do two a
day my own, and then I did fiveother people's podcasts.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Oh my, god like.
I went, you know, right off theplane, huntington beach to
burbank to marina.
It was just like not a goodschedule, wow.
But I came to do juicy scoop,which is really big in my niche
they're like 20 times my sizeand certainly, and sure enough,
the morning after I did it mysister texted me like dude,
everyone's telling me you're onthis show, so it's just like
it's good.
You know, like it's good tolike.
I was like it's worth coming to, yeah.

(50:50):
And then once I booked that, Iwas like I think you saw that I
was in town and absolutely Ididn't even know you.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
You told me because I had asked you to be on the show
a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah, and you and I was like I'm not in town and I
hate to zoom in because it'sjust if you don't have to, yeah,
it's way better and then I hadno plan to be here till like
three days before my flight andI was like I booked a last
minute flight and just booked afew things and we get the the
last is the best best for last.
Yeah, for sure last all right.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
What do we have to go through before we're done with
this thing?
All right makeup and skincare,how to prevent breakouts, um,
when to see a doctor?
I don't know.
I don't know that we need totalk about that.
Like, yeah, if they, if youwent to see a dermatologist, I
guess, when you have severe acne, then there's, there's more

(51:36):
like, um, what's the word?
Like just more serioustreatments, but like, yeah,
accutane.
Unfortunately it is reallyreally hard on kids emotionally
too.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Like yeah, like Google that plus depression,
yeah, and suicide and suicide,exactly, and like, and then you
cannot be in the sun hell.
No, it's like bad liver bad,just get out.
But it also works wonders.
It does so like what's worsedepression, taking that and then
enjoying life, or having achronic acne through your
pivotal teen years I would takeit for like six months.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
if I had to have taken it maybe and then if I
didn't, if I made it to the end,then I would stop, hopefully.
I mean, it shrinks your, youknow, it dries everything out,
so it has to affect your glandstoo.
So that's gonna affect you,know, your.
Even your pituitary gland, I'massuming, is you know?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
know, they're all glands, sebaceous glands are all
glands, well made up of glandsand what's so sad when you're
like that age, when you're 16,you know, you know the kid
that's got the issue and then Imean, in the end it's like kids
are brutal and maybe they're I'msure they're nicer now no, no,
I don't think my tiktok videosare like people with chronic
acne and then they're like allright, we're gonna take this.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I'm like subscribing because I want to see how you do
.
Yeah, I want to see progress.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Oh, that's cool and it's like yeah, but it's like
well, wow, you know that at thatlevel it's like that's crazy I
had.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Yeah, I remember in high school there were there was
a boy and he was so sweet andnice and like he you could tell
he was.
He was handsome underneath buthe literally had pimples on top
of his pimples.
But I bet you he turned out tobe like really successful in
life.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yeah, but he probably doesn't make eye contact with
anybody, maybe not.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Yeah, it's bad.
I know it's really hard.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
I was that way.
I had like crooked teeth.
My upper, my bottom teeth arestill crooked, but I don't care.
But my upper teeth I care.
They like grew too fast.
And in college was like whenInvisalign came out and I took
it and came back a differentperson.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Wow, I really did.
I wasn't smiling.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
You'll see people like kind of like not smile.
It's just like that translatesto another level.
So like it's not vain to takecare of yourself.
Hell no.
To like want to be, like, towant to smile and have white
teeth, and you know, it's likethat's that's a good thing,
that's like that's going toimprove your, all the doors that
open for you in life.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Absolutely.
To an extent it shows you careabout yourself.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Everything can go too far, right, well, yeah.
You start to you are in LosAngeles, so yeah, which is also
another tragedy to think thatyou just one little thing to fix
something and then that thingand the next thing, you know,
you're just like yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
It's easy to get myopic about like, oh, look at
that, I just a little bit ofthis a little bit of that.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Myopic's a great word , yeah, because you're up close,
you're not looking at the bigpicture, you're only seeing the
one thing You're trying to likefix a Monet, each little thing,
and then you come back and it'slike ugh.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah, it doesn't all work together.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Now it looks like a Picasso.
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
All right, so let's see if we wrap it up here.
I'm just pretty much covered it, so the recap is just keep it
simple.
Basically, um, age appropriate,don't fall for the hype.
I guess, um, you want to makesure that it's, it's a healthy
way to to, you know, don't?
You know, don't, what is nothealthy?

(54:38):
Uh, don't get, let your kid getsuper sunburned, I guess I
don't know yeah, that's a goodpoint, the nose that nose will
get it yeah, you know yeah I, mywhole, my, you know, playing
baseball.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
You're just sitting in the outfield here up white
and then just burn, yeah, burn,because I'm from new england,
right, and you just have thatlike march, just the sun hits
you and you know for four monthsof that and you, yeah, or like
the farmer's tan on one, youknow when you're or not, farmer,
the trucker tan when you'redriving, which is less now
because we have air conditioning.
But yeah, I feel like that was athing.

(55:10):
Oh, that's, yeah, no airconditioning.
I used to drive work and I'mdriving this uh, golf carts in
santa monica and the my, yeah,my left side would get a roasted
oh my god, roasted like nice.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
I mean, yeah, because they're open air cars and
you're just like stuck intraffic driving tourists around,
just boiling by the way, do youknow that you can get sun rays
through your windshield and yourwindows in your car?
That's crazy.
Yeah, like the, not the burningones, but the ones that will
age you the fastest.
So we always get.
I always get.
Even if I'm leasing a car whichI'm not, but I was before I

(55:40):
always get all the windowstinted with the, and even in the
front I get like a clear UVprotector.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
I got a dark tint, but I don't know.
I'll have to check.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
It probably has a good UV protection on there.
But yeah, definitely check itout, especially if you're
putting the baby in the backseat.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Yeah, we got the sticky things that-.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Like the UV, those are great.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
They have cars now.
I think it's so cool.
They just have like little likeshades that are built into the
car doors.
Yeah, yeah, that's like yeahwhen you're like the nice town
cars have those right and likethe suburbans and stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah, dude, I don't have one but these new minivans
are insane.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Like they've got like the.
They'll like have a screen foryour eta for the kid in like a
cartoon.
It'll be like they're in 13minutes.
It'll like show you a gamifiedwhen you're gonna get to know.
They don't have to ask I wasgonna say.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
That's literally the type of thing that's like you
know what get this, get this,get the, whatever the you know
pacific, whatever it's calledthat's perfect yeah, because it
used to be like you'd get.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
You'd get someone on cup holders now it's like yeah
all right, these brats, I'mgonna spend the 75 grand to get
this and it looks, and it's thisand it's a minivan, but, what
you know, the door is open thatway where, when you have a kid,
you're like I'm no longerdinging up the car next to me.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Oh, my God, oh yeah.
No, it's a full entertainmentcenter too inside there, I'm
sure.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
We're doing like no screens for our kid.
So, unfortunately, thatwouldn't help much, but I do
think there's a differencebetween seeing a TV that tells
you when you're going to getthere versus interaction Like no
, no, kids should allow a screenin their hands.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Okay, gotcha yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
That's crack cocaine.
Oh yeah, and I'm not shamingpeople, it's just horrible and
that's what they're finding out.
That's the suck-a-lock versionof do not do that.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I'm sure it triggers dopamine issues.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
It sucks it out of them.
Yeah, and serotonin, yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
You just need to have puppets.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Puppets, puppet, literally puppets.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
they make, they make boards a board with latches on
it, so a kid can like dickaround in the car.
Oh, that's, I was just makingthat up.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
No, it's true I love that do dads, do dads just in
new things, because you getdopamine from new things.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
You got to cycle things in and out that's a new,
but not too much all at oncewhat.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
You can't have.
Too much shit for a baby.
It stresses them out three toysI'll get you a new one next
week and you cycle it in andthen you know, because they you
know they get bored but alsolike overstimulated it's.
It sounds like a lot, but it'slike that's how it was in the in
the old days.
Right, you know what?
I got a.
He's got a wooden xylophone.
He loves this thing.
It's a.
It's a llama, that's got axylophone and some things.
And then, sadly, you see theand you know of course, of

(58:04):
course, yeah, of course, thekid's going to shut up with an
iPad in front of him.
You're also sucking out hishappiness.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
You can't replace it fast enough.
You can't.
I know it's so sad.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
And people get triggered because they're
addicted too.
But if you're an adult we cantalk about it.
A child doesn't know any better.
You wouldn't put a stack ofbrownies in front of them all
day.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
No, then they'd be, craving sugar for the rest of
their life it's, it's wild andhe'll like come after.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
We don't let him touch our phone and we try not
to be on our phone near him butlike, come on, you know you're
still gonna right, yeah things.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
But yeah, anyway, that's side tangent no, I mean,
I think that's that's veryrelevant.
Yeah, I mean.
And also the blue light fromthe screen alone.
Is that it's not good for theirlittle skin?
Yeah, it's not.
It's not good sugar it's allsugar it is Same.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Well, I think we covered pretty much all of it.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Keep kids in a cave.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Don't let them come out.
Do you do this?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
every episode, or am I like?
Was this tailored for me, or isthis just your?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Well, I just picked this particular topic for you.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Oh, nice yeah.
Oh, that's sweet.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
This is what Episode 99?
.
Almost got to 100, I know ifyou had been here next week.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
How good.
Congrats on that.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Most podcasts quit after seven episodes.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
That's what our producer was saying, something
like that, yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
No I 99 is a huge success.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
I don't even care what happens honestly with this,
I just love doing it so muchMost podcasts should quit before
seven episodes.
Yeah, that's probably true too.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
I've done some that never even aired.
They never made it to myepisode.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Oh man, that sucks, but no, that's good for you guys
.
Yeah, we have a good time andI'm an esthetician for over 25
years, so it works out.
Yeah, yeah, well, thanks forhanging out with us today.
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Yeah, this was a nice dessert to my little trip here.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Oh, that's a nice way to put it.
I like that place.
I love that place too.
It's so much fun.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Always have a good set.
Maybe I'm, you know, I onlylike if I have a good set.
Oh, the wings are great here.
You work on their, you worktheir attention.
You get the first row and thenyou try to heckle shut the guy
at the back and you pull them in.
But like, it's always a funlittle spot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
It is fun.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I if it's not getting like a reception like the
beginning, wherever.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I just know that I keep doing it and it's always
fun.
Yeah, it always ends up.
People end up breaking you, endup like kind of cutting loose
and they give you enough time toto get to that point.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Yeah, totally, you're not doing like a five minute
set, we're like oh, I can't getyou back, I know, oh, yeah, yeah
, they're fun.
People that hang out in elsegundo are pretty cool I'll
drive anywhere to get a decentcrowd I know right yeah
airplanes and el segundo andcomedy is good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
By the way, they pay you in these like flight bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
I've got a stack of them at home in nashville.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Oh really, I never used them.
I'll use them next time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
He's talking about the coupons they pay us with
yeah, they pay you in theselittle flight buck coupons.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
I know now we're vegan, so we can't eat anything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I know and I'm always like, yeah, I'm always like I'm
not trying to eat at 10 pm, butI'm like one of these days I'm
gonna be driving by the airportand I'm gonna cash, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, throw down a fat inflation.
It's worth nothing.
I'm like, all right, but likeI'm always like you can't tip in
that you have to tip in realcash.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Yeah, you gotta tip your money yeah, I'll take all
your chicken tenders.
Let me just leave town.
Uh, I wanted to.
Can I ask dave you please?
Do okay I've been wanting toask you all day where can people
find you on social media?

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
uh, d neal's is my instagram d-n-e-a-l-z, or just
search dave neal.
And then my podcast, rush hourtwice a day.
It's just a morning commute andafternoon compute.
Uh, commute podcast I love thatso 20, 25 minutes, all of pop
culture, political, you know,put it all into one and, um,
yeah, they do that.
I just do that kind of non-stop.
It's kind of a new.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Started that a few years ago but it's been kind of
a different style so just mekind of ranting on the news
dave's good at talking, so youshould definitely subscribe to
his podcast right after you pushsubscribe online, and then you
can.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Well, my wife, loves it because she's an introvert
right, so, like I can, I justburn it all off and she's like,
and then I'm not bothering herlike did you hear about the
wombat girl?

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
you know, but then like on the walk, I'll give her
like the good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I'm like, yeah, no, that story wasn't good, but this
one yeah and I just, you know,I just look at tiktok and then
I'll just like, if I see aninteresting clip, I just I like
share it and talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
So isn't technology amazing?
Yeah yeah, I'm so happy it'shere me too I think, it'll stick
around for a bit it's not a badwell we met.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
We met like so long ago.
Podcasting wasn't really athing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Maybe it was like a niche thing, but it wasn't like
yeah like you wouldn't give it acredit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
I remember when the first time someone used a
podcast as a credit and I waslike, okay, yeah what and now I
can draw more than someone who'sdone Conan five times, because
that just doesn't matter.
No, that's true.
This is a better, higherbandwidth of like connectability
to somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I like to just say it so that people will tune into
it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
For no other reason, not to brag about it, but just
so like people know the name ofmy podcast.
Yeah, what'd you say?
Just find us.
Just find us, please.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
We need this.
This is a great niche to be.
You're a comedy adjacent.
You're a comic who talks aboutsomething else, which is like
what I always tell people to doFind something you love talking
about.
You're gonna need to love itand be an expert at it and then
bring all that stuff you learnedin comedy and be interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
I resisted it for a very long time because I was
just like I didn't want to beknown for skincare now look at
you now look at me.
I'm still known.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I knew you looked young, but I didn't know that
that was.
You were esthetician.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I didn't know you had this background yeah, I know, I
probably didn't even mention itlast time I talked to you now
you you're.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
You had like bits about being older than you
looked, okay you know right,which is always great it's great
when you can like say your ageand you get an applause I'm like
I I'm 39.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
You're like, what do you?
Want Like when I'm 49, you'regonna be like maybe Nevermind,
all right, well, um, it was sogreat to see you and, uh, enjoy
your, your red eye, black, yourred eye back today, thank you,
oh man, I don't, I don't envyyou.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Middle seat, that middle seat love.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Oh my God, that's right, all right, nice and
toasty between those samoans geta little uh alprazolam in your
system and you think you'll beokay we'll do all right, well,
we'll see you guys next week.
This will probably be out, uh,I think next wednesday amazing,
and congrats in advance onnumber 100.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Thank you so much.
I know yeah who's our guest.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I can't even remember oh I know it is okay.
Um, all right, we'll see.
Should we say it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
No, it doesn't matter .

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
It doesn't matter Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Now you guys will find out.
Tune in to find out.
Yeah, tune in to find out Allright, we'll see you guys next
week.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Bye.