The Skincare Saboteurs You've Been Ignoring

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
do I feel really welcome.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Good, you know who I am.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
You're Nikki Davis.
Nikki Davis Junior.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Junior.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
You're a stand-up esthetician and a licensed
comedian.
Yep, you're a stand-upesthetician and a licensed
comedian.
Yep, you let your license lapsebecause you didn't continue
your CE, which is a continuingeducation credits that people
that are in the cosmetologyfield after they're done with
schooling.
They have to continue education, which means that they're up to

(00:40):
date on the current notions ofstuff, Like back in the day when
people used to use utensils orwhatever.
When the customer would leave,they would spit on them and then
wash them clean, but now youhave to put them in an autoclave
and you have to clean them.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I was going to say an enclave.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
You put them in an enclave, you put them in a Buick
enclave and put the heat upreally, really high and then it
kills everything in there.
But other than that, I have noidea what's what you're about.
What makes you tick?
I don't know anything about you.
I just know that I'm here, uh,because I signed a contract okay
, well, welcome to episode 103.

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Thank you, alex alex learned how to clap recently.
He's just just doing a good jobum, what was I gonna say?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
say, oh, this is my, as usual, my co-host, boyfriend
Sherpa set decorator.
Yep and wearer of cool chainsthat I'm going to borrow later.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Sandro Yocolano.
Hey, that's my name, yay.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Thanks, alex.
You're doing good with theclapping man.
I know I'm doing great.
It's nice.
So, yeah, you're doing goodwith the clapping.
I know I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
It's doing great, it's nice.
So, yeah, I guess it's clappingtoo.
See, alex, you're startingstuff.
This is what we call fillingtime everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, you're doing a great time.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Thank you very much.
I mean a great job.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
So we're trying to shorten the episodes a little
bit to make them a little bitmore palatable.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Thanks for stopping you next week at medichamber all
right, that was the funny bonuswe are guests.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, yes, slip that plug in there this is the most
distinct, efficient episode.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
People are like oh god, I'm on my drive to work,
what's your commute?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
three minutes the retention's so good yeah,
exactly that's 120 oh my god,that more than was there.
Yeah, yeah, um, today we'regoing to talk about what the
hell's going on with my skin.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Why is my?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
skin freaking out, and it's not what you think.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh, interesting, and you're saying that something
might be happening and you'relike, oh, it's got to be the
weather, it's got to be this,it's got to be whatever.
But you really don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah.
It could be something a little,not so deep that you just
hadn't even considered.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
All right.
So what you're saying is Like,it's not always products, it
could be other things.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
You know, what I mean .
What's that?
Like dirt?
It could be like dirt.
Can I talk right now?
Yes, you can and you may.
Yes, they're not holding eyecontact with me and I feel I
wasn't sure if I could talk.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, eye contact, but we didn't want you to feel
welcome.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh good, very, that means.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
So today we're going to talk about bacteria beards,
biotin, stress snacks and evenyour gut, okay, um, just to give
it a little summary, my gut,specifically, your.
Everything that you have onthis podcast is a
passive-aggressive dig at methat you want because I hate
your guts I know you hate myguts Like that one episode.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Outside and in.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh, absolutely.
Oh yeah, You're like the biomeis.
I can't think of the word.
Oh my God, that's what you said.
You said my biome was likebiodome, which I thought was
terrible because Pauly Shore isin it.
All right, so no.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I'm kidding, I love Stephen Baldwin Come on See he's
doing it.
He's clapping again.
All right, so let's see, solet's bring out the guest.
What do you think?
Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
All right.
So I've known this guy.
I feel like it's been like 13years or something like that.
I know I used to speed you upand your girlfriend at the time.
I would put you at the front ofthe For the mic.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
For the mic, because I was like these guys mean
business.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
And I'll let the other people wait.
A lot of business.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, but yeah, what would you like to say about this
guest?
He's just super funny.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
He's got a very very- .

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Then tell me one of my jokes.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
One time he said something funny that's it.
That's the thing.
The joke's the moment.
But I have no idea what yourjokes are.
But he's a very funny comedianThanks, buddy.
And he's got a very good senseof humor.
He's very quick.
See, he could have fucking saidsomething like that.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I'm sorry, it was so fast, you didn't even hear it he
had no idea what was going on.
I actually said it.
You didn't hear it.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's the callbacks.
You don't even really, oh mygod, that's right.
I do remember that flash.
Uh, yeah, um, he's got a very,very big online uh, following.
He's a fantastic, uh, uh, realcreator.
No, he's.
He makes movies.
He's a very, very funnycomedian.
He knows timing.
He's a great writer, um, and Imentioned comedian yeah he's a
great actor.
Um, I think you know his name.
Yeah, yeah maddie chimbor.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yay, what a nice day.
Thanks for having me what anice day.
It is nice, it was actually alittle chilly when I got out of
my car, but outside of that wasjust nice yeah yeah, let's talk
about my skin let's talk aboutyour skin.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I know like get right into it.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I think that's great a lot of I do a lot of uh
self-care yeah, tell me about it.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I have have some Kiehl's.
Okay, you know the Kiehl'sproducts.
Yeah, they get them in for thatKiehl's.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, my mom, actually in my I don't know why
she got in my stocking forChristmas.
She gave me this vitamin Cchemical Like an enzyme peel or
something.
Yeah, what's the one where it'srough, where you rub
exfoliating?
Yeah yeah, she got me that andthen I looked I noticed one of
the warnings was you shouldn'tgo in the sun, so no, I don't
know why she gave me that.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, you do it at night oh, but, but the next day
you have to avoid the sun well,I mean it's if you do it in the
morning and then you go out inthe sun.
It's going to be a lot worsethan if you do it.
At night.
Your skin cells are turned over.
You get more of a dead layer onyour skin.
Don't wash your face and thengo out in the sun you know what
I'm saying, she gets it.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, I like all that stuff.
I have j crew products.
I like my.
I was raised by a single mom,so I I'm pretty familiar with
that whole world.
I really like it.
I like smells too.
I'm like a cologne guy that'sperfect sometimes I put it on if
I'm just, I just want to.
I want to smell good me.
I don't even do it for otherpeople, it's like I want to
smell myself.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, so I can't smell you at the moment.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
smell him I can't smell him, but I know that for
me, I smell this room, this room.
The room smells, the room has acertain smell.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
This room smells like if you going off the charts
anyways yeah smell speed, yeah,um, all right, nobody got my
joke, except for you, I knowlike room tone, yeah, like sound
speed or whatever they say yeah, we're getting room, stink
everybody room stink yeah I likethe aromatherapy is huge,
that's a big part like I like Ilike smoking weed, but I think

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even the smell of the weeditself, even if I don't smoke it
, I just like.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I like the smell of weed too.
That's why we even if I don'tsmoke it, I just like the-.
I like the smell of weed too.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
That's what we were saying earlier.
I don't I used to smoke incollege.
I think New England weed in2005 was just like nothing and
then it got crazier and then nowmy anxiety can't handle it.
But now when I smell we werewalking on the street and I
smelled weed and I was like Istill like that smell a lot.
Yeah, it's nice, it's really.

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I don't.
It's, it's more nostalgic.
It doesn't remind me of thescary times I was like oh, it
reminds me of when it was fun.
But then I'm like I have to.
I I mean, if I smoked, I toldpeople if I smoked weed I would
just drive to the hospital likeI mean, I literally just try to
get there before it hit me andadmit myself immediately one
time I was smoking, sorry, onemore story, I was smoking weed
sorry, we're all done.
One of my last stories one of mylast times I smoked, somebody

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had a vape pen and I don't smokea lot and I and I like hit it.
And as I exhaled, the otherperson was like, oh no, and that
is the most terrifying thingbecause you're like, it hasn't
hit me yet, but I know in hiseyes it was too much, which is
way too much for me.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
And then we were at like the big plume we were at a
denny's in san jose and it hitme it was yeah, so dude that's
just like because I missed themovie crank no, the guy would
basically something had to getshot up with something and if he
doesn't I forgot, he doesn'tkeep his heart rate at a certain
oh, yeah, whatever he'll die,or something like that.
So he knows it's coming, he'strying to stop it off.

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So like, if you're having thatfeeling where you're like, dude,
what's going to happen to me?
that's terrifying especiallyweed, because like 93, 95, like
thc, it's just like just itfucks you yeah it's too strong
man, it's too much.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's why I don't like it well, especially with
the vape too, you don't evenknow how much you're getting.
I'm like I'm not gettinganything and then a huge.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's what it was, yeah I'm used to feeling burning
yes because back in 2005 you'reinhaling embers and then now
they're like it's just novocaine.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You don't feel anything and you're but what you
have to do is you have to smokepast that and then smoke
through it now I just I don'thave any if it doesn't affect
you, you don't have any lungs,uh well, no, I have.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I don't like the vapes, though as much as the
regular I don't know, the vapesare not actually hurt to me more
here so, nikki, can I ask you aquestion?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
yes, what are like some weird skin triggers, that's
so funny that you would askyeah, why when?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
I'm peeling the shit off my face, I'm tripping.
What are some skin remediesthat I can do?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
well, first of all, something you may not have
thought about dirty pillowcasescan mess up your skin I can only
imagine you know, because yougot oil, you got bacteria, your
hair products that are on there,your vitamin c stuff that you
may, oh no, actually you took itoff because you rinsed it off
sweat because I bathe becauseyou bathe but pollen.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I mean there are nights though.
It's funny you brought that upbecause they're saying you
should, if you're have likeallergy problems, shower before
bed because now all that shit isin your bed.
Yeah, and that's my problem islike I've like I'll get watery
eyes and they're like it'sprobably from your pillowcase.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I hadn't even thought about that.
That's really Think about it,whatever's going on in our eyes,
I'm like our hair.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
you shake and fucking green pollen falls out.
That's so funny.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
There'll be days, like literally, where I'll feel
something and there'll be like aleaf and I'm like how long has
this been in here, did you have?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
seeds in your hair.
Yeah right, with his hair youcan think there's going to be a
tree in there you have a tomatoplant, yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, and those are irritants on the eyes, the
tomato leaves.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, okay, so the remedy to that?
I use a silk pillowcase.
I don't know if you've heard ofthese.
Mandy does, my girlfriend doesyeah.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
And it's a little creepy looking.
I don't know if I like it.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Do I know?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Mandy, mandy Martino, she was on here.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh, of course, yes, oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
I didn't know you did .
I'm not a silk pillowcase.
Guy feels nice, though yeah, itlooks very, you know very,
aladdin look doesn't it seemlike rich?
But uh, but I mean I wash.
I try to wash our sheets atleast once a week in general for
the overall thing yeah, butyeah, I gotta yeah, that's smart

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the silk.
Why is the silk?
Does it not?
Like absorb the shit.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Well, I think more, to put it lightly, it's more
like yeah, exactly, instead ofsmushing on your face like this,
on like a regular, it sort ofslips.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
It has a little more slip and glide, oh nice.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
And yeah, maybe there is a certain.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
maybe the silk is just like more breathable yeah,
for your skin I think it is, andit's because, yeah, it doesn't
doesn't get like super hot,right, yeah, and it stays cool
at night.
It stays cool.
That's why that is nice ourpillows.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's like Sanford and Son pillows, and then my silk
pillow on top of it yeah, wehave a lot of pillows themed
from like 70s black comediesnice but yeah red fox.
Yeah, that's the one that.
Yeah, just like the rubber oneunderneath the sheet.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah silk is weird.
I had an ex-girlfriend whichhad silk sheets.
It just it feels good, but itis like an interesting feeling
because we're so used to justpoor cotton yeah, when you can
afford the silk like this is toonice for me it's too nice, too
slippery too slippery.
Yeah, yeah, I slipped out ofthe bed satin sheets the same.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I don't like those, but those aren't breathable.
Those are synthetic, rightsatin's uh synthetic right yeah
with their satin.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
There's eggshell, there's what like semi-gloss
yeah, matte finish matte finishsheets you like.
Okay, I'm done riffing okay,that's a new improv.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
By the way I'm done, it's called riff till I'm out of
breath.
I like that game Okay.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
We'll have to do that in another episode.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Riff on one breath All right.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
So the next thing you may or may not have thought of
your phone.
Your phone touches everything,and everything that you've
touched is on your hands, andthen you're just going to put it
right up to your face.
I love that you're looking atmy notes, I know.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I got to my notes.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I know I gotta oh that's gross, sorry, no, no, no,
it's okay.
Um, so you, yeah, perfect,eyeline, it does your phones.
I mean, my hands are gross.
I was getting sick a lot andthen I was like god, my phone
must be gross, because I feellike I would touch shit, then
touch my phone, then put on myface and then notes are the
gross thing with phone too, noteven when your camera has is
dirty, and then everything lookslike hazy and shit.
But then think about, likethat's not even counting the
side that's touching your faceall the time.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh exactly, that's not supposed to be touching
anything it's like this justgrinding it into.
What do you use I?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
mean I like I feel weird because I don't want to
ruin my phone with bleachalcohol, just regular alcohol.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
You can wipe it down.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Every day you can have a little alcohol swabs or
something like that, because,yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't wipe
my phone, my pillowcases and myphone I definitely don't clean
the amount of times.
You should probably clean them,you know no.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I don't know the last time I cleaned my phone.
I don't think I have in areally long time, which is
ironic because you wash yourhands and then you touch a dirty
phone.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Oh, oh, my God, I know, or your clean hands.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Clean the phone.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
And then your hands are filthy.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
And then it trades off and then I don't know If you
time it all right you can washyour hands and then clean
everything else with that singlewash.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I like that.
There's like a residualcleansing.
That's very efficient, and thenyou wash your hands again and
you're done.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah you have to wrap it.
Yeah, yeah, I'm full circle.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
The other option is that you could.
To remedy that is just use yourspeakerphone.
I don't even put the phone upto my ear anymore.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, I speakerphone it .

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Sometimes I speakerphone it without even
putting it on speakerphone.
I'll just hear it well enough.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Oh right, yeah, which is kind of you're like, yeah,
it's good hearing.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Where were we?
I was on a.
You got to be careful with thespeakerphone thing.
Yeah, don't just do it anywhere.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Not in public.
Yeah, I mean not in like aclosed space.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
My phone's dirty though they're like yeah, well,
you're allowed and you're, butmy phone's dirty, yeah, yeah.
I don't want to get sick.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Make my fucking skin gross, my pores are going to get
clogged

Speaker 1 (14:40):
if I put it to my face, but you're going to get.
You know, you got bacteria.
Plus friction equals breakouts,especially on your cheek.
Yeah, speaking of cheeks, Okay,dirty cheeks Speaking of dirty
cheeks, sandra, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Have you washed other parts of yours other than your
hands?
Today?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
I've shaved my butt cheeks recently.
You did no.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I would have noticed that.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, you would have noticed that.
Yeah, you would have noticed,since we sleep head to foot.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I inspect him weekly.
Yeah, yeah, strip down, I'mgonna check you um, yeah, so
your partner's beard.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I don't know if, when you guys started first dating,
did you ever notice on mandy'sface that she?
Might have started breaking outfrom like all the heavy necking
.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
You know I never she will get red, but I don't shave
down far enough where it's likelike just stubble, but it does.
Yeah, the red she'll get, likethe make out.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, I don't like it when you have the stubble
either.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, I try not to have stubble, but it's either
this or like it's, either shavedcompletely or the beard.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
When was the last time you shaved completely?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
A few days ago oh you've actually razor shaved
your face.
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
No, just the beard.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Just the beard trimmer?
I haven't.
Your face wasn't smooth.
No, A couple of years ago maybe.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
When I did the headshots, I think I got a razor
.
This company sent me a razor.
I'm like I don't think I'veever shaved my face.
You ever think it'll look good.
And then you do it and you'relike ew, ew, that's my fucking
face.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I'll take the bacteria beard if.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
I look good, that's where you got to give and take
Where's being dirty worth it.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
It's on my face.
You can get a beard facial, agear facial.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, get a beard facial.
Yeah, a gear facial.
No, beard facial, oh, beardfacial, I don't think you
remember that one.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
It was a brian supine or whatever no, I missed that
one.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, okay um.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
So yeah, obviously you're gonna, um, you're gonna
transfer other irritatingproducts as well like your
partner, yeah so how do?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
you cleanse that?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
how do you, yeah, how do you cleanse an irritating
partner?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
you gotta exfoliate them from your life.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yes, this is my ex foliant right yeah dude

Speaker 1 (16:50):
we're almost done with the podcast, don't worry 38
more seconds, all right, so, uh, let's see here wait, so that
was like separate pillowcasesyeah basically like who's
sleeping on the same pillowcase?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
that's what I'm saying.
Like I was just thinking likeyou get like one king pillow.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
And then you're both like all right, it's like a
bench yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Who's this bench pillow?
I don't even like being in thesame bed, much as on the same
pillow.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
All right, so stress and facial tension.
Those are actually twodifferent things.
But, clenching your jaw andfurrowing your brow is going to
make you look like you have morewrinkles and it's going to
maybe make a little more jollyand it can impact your lymphatic
drainage because it's tight.
No, yeah, you don't have thatit's like you're trying.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Do you have do?
You have botox no, I don't okayno, botox I do want to get.
I have bags under my eyes and Iwas like are you tired?
I'm like it's just my face it'shereditary, it's just
hereditary.
Yeah, I was looking up blissblepharous or something.
Yeah, yeah, I was like that's alot.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
I can show you some exercises and then um and like,
just massage moves that willhelp.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
it's not going to take, it's just the skin is too
thin here, like my doctor waslike oh, you have shiners from
allergies.
I'm like, all right, which I dohave allergies, but it never
makes that go away.
And then I'm like, no, it'sjust my like.
If you saw me as a kid, I hadthese eyes.
I just look like tired all thetime.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
You have hereditarily , like the bags, and then like
kind of like yeah, they're um,yours are fine, they'll be like
but sometimes like this thingwill feel like it goes down to
here, like this like I don'tknow, I'm not sure, Like if
that's just no sleep or he'sable to go on camera and not
show some of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
He's just got one of those faces that like doesn't
pick up on so many flaws.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
That's the hardest thing when film my videos.
Sometimes I'm like I'm notgonna like change lighting to
make myself look better.
But there's sometimes like mykitchen table if I don't wear a
hat it looks just horrendous.
Which is funny, because somepeople I'm doing videos like I'm
30 something.
They're like this guy's fucking50.
They're not even like, they'renot even focusing on the video,
they're like your eyes aredisgusting the comments are
always the best.
They're brutal and when I wassingle and I started doing silly
videos, I was like I'm justdisgusting in these because my

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dating app success is going toshit.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
But anyways, I was like yeah, the blood.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
The blood sort of plastic, you know.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
But you can get filler though yeah, which I
don't want to be puttingchemicals in my eyes.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, you got to be careful with filler around your
eyes because it's it doesn't goaway necessarily yeah, it's kind
of weird how it just like itdissolves, but it's just in your
fucking face, yeah, and youknow, and around your eyes your
skin's thin, like you weresaying, and so you can see it.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I mean, there are people who I've worked on who've
had like a little worm lineunderneath their eyes, sorry, my
eyes.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Um yeah, that's gross you're an allergic person.
You know I have a clogged tearduct on this side and allergies,
so like it's a whole mess.
We're getting too internal ofthe eyes right now, but this eye
will like water I don't knowwhere, but anyways.
I'll be on stage my eyes justwatering.
It's like he's crying.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
This is crazy.
People are like you're doinggreat God he has such range.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Look, People are like you're doing great.
God, he has such range.
Look at him.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
He's an act crying actor yeah, he's laughing and
crying, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
So also stress cortisol.
Oh, we know that it increasesthe inflammation of your body,
which goes into your gut as well, which we'll get into later.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
The cortisol is bad, right, yes, Cortisol is not bad.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's just that when it comes around too much in the
wrong times, yeah, okay, yeah,you know cortisol if you, if
you're waking up in the middleof the night and you're up, you
might have a huge cortisol,cortisol like spike in the
middle of the night.
Yeah, figure that out.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
You know, I always hear that I do.
It's funny like I read aboutstress.
I'm like I do everything tocombat stress and all that shit
still happens.
So I'm like I don't know whatthe fuck to do.
You're like, okay, what I love.
These like generic you shouldwork out.
Or you know, meditate like I doeverything.
And I'm still up at 3am justfucking beaming like wide awake.
I got chorus.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I am cortisol, cortisol, all right, we're
cortisol my name's cur assaultum, so yeah, oh wait, I lost my
note here.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Hold on that sounds like a a really short uh
sunscreen.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Kurt assault boom done, boom done, not roasted not
roasted, still has more breath.
Yeah, he's out of breath um, soyeah, so it's gonna.
Oh, so what can you do about it?
Um, obviously you can try thethings that you spoke of, which
don't necessarily always work.
But as far as clenching yourjaw and stuff like that you can
use.
I do something called bucklemassage where I go inside the

(21:22):
mouth and I massage the jaw yougo in your mouth.
I go into your mouth.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh, you do this to people.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Oh, wow, that's my money job.
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, so I do skin care, and facial massage is my
main thing.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
She'll actually go in there and like yeah, loosen it
up, it does help.
Do it to him right now.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, I mean you've said that it's helped your
headaches.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
It's helped my headaches, tension headaches.
I don't know where her fingershave been.
She's not going to do it now.
She's like Doritos as she'sdoing it.
What it would you like?
She just have a cool ranch andthen that's.
That's.
That's a good idea yeah so yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
So buckle massage gua sha is good.
It also helps to just um justincrease the circulation.
I'm sure mandy has a milliongua sha, so it's a little like
you know, jade, maybe, oh, therollers, and you put them in the
freezer.
Well yeah, you can use theroller or you can use the um,
there's like a flat little,they're in different shapes and
then you just sort of drag themalong your face oh yeah I have

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one actually this met thisproduct they sent me.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
It's like a metal disc and there's like a handle
and I leave it in the fridge andthen I do it on my face oh okay
, yeah it's, yeah it's prettyneat, so I did that.
Under it's for like swellingand shit.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Is that the same thing?
Oh right, right, right, I meanit's similar.
But yeah, I like that.
Or are you talking?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
what is the thing that?
What's on hers or the oneyou're talking about?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, they can be made out of metal.
They can also.
Good for your eyes, by the wayis to have always have something
in the freezer spoons?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
yeah, but make sure you get a little bit of
something on there, otherwiseyou're gonna end up like that
kid on uh christmas story.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, no, what happened?
Well, he ended up having uh.
He went to the porn later onand then he died.
Oh, he's not my real life.
Oh, he got his tongue.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
That's what it was.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, wasn't that guy a comedian.
I thought I met him at the hahaand he was doing stand-up for a
little while.
The red-haired kid right.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I think so.
Is that who we're talking about?
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
no, it was the other.
I don't know.
I don't remember which kid gottheir tongue stuck to the
flagpole.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I know your talk.
You're basically saying, justso it doesn't get stuck.
That's like Dumb and Dumberwith the flagpole.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
That yeah, he, uh.
What is he?
What is he?
The ski lift?
He puts his tongue on the poleoh look frost.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, I don't remember that.
You know I do that.
And then it's.
They always say all like thecirculation.
It looks like exactly the same,so I don't know.
I think I'm at the point I needsurgery you don't need surgery,
it's just, it's your look it'smy, it's my aged.
Look, I think I'll look good atlike 60.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
You're going to grow into it.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, I think I'm like that's like what it said.
I'm like, all right, I didn'tget the 20s, I'm basically done
with the 30s.
I think my late 40s I'm goingto look pretty fucking good.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
What are you like in your late?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
38.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
You're 38?
Your hands?
You have the hands of like a 22year old.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
That's never been outside, yeah, why.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I don't know, your skin just looks like baby hands.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Dude.
My skin here is smooth.
It's creepy how smooth likesome parts are.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
It's slimy yeah.
No but your hands reallyseriously like your hands look
very like, don't his hands lookreally?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
young.
Yeah, they look very young yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I mean to be good.
That's going to be huge.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
That's going to be magazine worthy, Cool voice and
then you can do voiceovers andthen also hand inserts hand
models handovers, handovers.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
I meant Nickelodeon doing hand inserts when I'm 60.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, you can't call them hand inserts at Nickelodeon
anymore.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Like my hands in mitts.
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
He fingered me with the meat.
Okay, it's enough.
No, you're good, you're good.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Continue to riff between I had wrong riffs.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
I did the Mickey Mouse riff with the big gloves
and Nickelodeon.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Riff dyslexia, you're doing it backwards.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Rifflexia.
I like it.
That's what it was, yeah it wasa rifflex.
So some people think thatbiotin is really good for your
skin and I'm not saying it's not, but taking certain vitamins
like that can throw your systemoff and trigger acne.
So you kind of just got to becareful.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Really, I used to take biotin.
You did.
Did you take it for your?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
hair.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah, I just took it a long time ago and then I don't
know what it did, but I think Iwas doing it more for my hair.
I think yeah yeah, I wasn'teven bawling, I was.
It just seemed like a goodthing to take, and then, yeah, I
don't know.
That's interesting about yourhormones, though yeah, um or
acne.
I never had acne, knock on wood.
I was gonna ask you that and Iforgot to ask you, so you didn't

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have acne.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I can tell you don't have any acne scar or anything
like that.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah, I never I'll get zits, I think, but the but
it's like never, like anythingcrazy I really didn't either,
and I don't think you really dideither.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, you know, yeah I mean, I had like like
breakouts and big pimples fromlike just eating garbage.
But like one-offs are yeah fine, yeah yeah yeah, I still.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
It's kind of weird when I still get them.
I'm like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
oh yeah, what age does it stop?
It doesn't, it doesn't stop.
You see your grandma with a bigzit.
You're like pop your goddamnzit.
Too many Cheez-Its again.
Nana pop your zit so, basically, the takeaway from all that is
that not every beauty supplementis good for every single person
so just you know, keep track ofwhat you're doing so which ones

(26:27):
do you recommend then?
Well, oh, you mean like beautysupplements yeah oh, I didn't
even think about that.
Um definitely want to takevitamin C.
It's great for your skin frominternally, yeah, but also
putting it externally, like yousaid, you were doing it with
your scrub I haven't done thescrub yet.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
The exfoliant it's on a.
It's there's like a teardropperwith it oh, okay, so there's.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
No, it's not a serum, it's a scrub it's like a
chemical exfoliant.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Oh okay, that's what it is, yeah it's not a scrub,
it's not like, but the wordexfoliant reminded me when I had
scrubs, but I couldn't find theword.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, because vitamin C can make you more sensitive
to the sun, but it also, havingenough of it in your body and on
your skin, can actually protectyour skin in some ways to
neutralize the free radicals.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
You know what I want to do.
I want to do it on half my facefor like a month to see if it
even does anything, I like that,and then I can be like, because
sometimes you do that shit andyou're like do I even look
different right now?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
yeah, I know.
It's kind of interesting though, because if it does happen, it
happens gradually, and so youwouldn't even you never know you
could sleep with one side ofyour face on a silk pillow, the
other side yeah, there you go ona muslin one side one side's
old me the other side's new yeah, silk and exfoliants, pillow,
and then now my left half of myface matches my young hands and

(27:38):
the other half they're like.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
from one angle he looks 60, the other angle he
looks like a 12 year old.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Why'd you get two sets of headshots?
Yeah, you'll see.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I'm a pedophile case in one human.
I look 6 and 90.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
You can play both characters.
That's fucking hilarious.
All right, so this brings us toour next one over exfoliating.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I'm so over exfoliating.
Yeah, I'm over that, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
You're exfoliating, I'm over.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Even doing like too many scrubs, too much
exfoliating, like with thevitamin.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
C.
It can irritate your skin Makessense and it damages the
barrier of your skin too, soyeah, the barrier of your skin
too.
So yeah, you're right, you'relike sandpapering it constantly.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
It makes sense plus, you guys shave, although you
were saying that you don'treally talk.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
You don't really shave I just use the beard
trimmer all the way down.
Yeah, when I had my exfoliant.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
You know that.
What's that one, that apricotone you always see at the store.
Yeah, let's say knives wheneverI would shave lower, I would
take advantage.
No, not like like, shave likeif my buzzer, then I would take
advantage to get the exfoliantand get in there to get all the
shit out.
Okay, does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
no, what tell me again so?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
like when my beard would get thicker.
You know washing your face,I'll just wash it with my normal
face wash.
But then if I shaved with likea one on my face and the hair
was like less, that's when Iwould take use my exfoliant to
try to penetrate right that skinthat wasn't probably getting it
as much, so that's really good.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
That's very thoughtful.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Thank you.
You care about your skin, I do.
It's an investment.
I care about my skin, I try.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
So yeah, so just go ahead and don't exfoliate
especially.
I don't think you need toexfoliate more than two times a
week.
I don't see why even threetimes that would be.
It seems like too much.
It's just too stripping foryour skin.
Yeah, I would never do that.
Um, food and hormones.
We were talking about hormones,but, um, a big one that I see
with my clients is dairy, and ifsomeone's breaking out a ton

(29:24):
and they've got like thoselittle white heads underneath
the skin, one of the firstthings I'll ask them especially
if it's like in certain areas oftheir faces are you having a?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
lot of ice cream with milk exactly.
Are you eating ice cream?
They're like no.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Their fingers have bits on them Like sprinkles.
So yeah, so whey protein cantrigger acne as well, but sugar
for sure can mess up your skin.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
And it also ages your skin a lot.
I never I mean I've taken wheyprotein forever.
I've never been a person,though, where food triggers
breakouts.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, same.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Like really only mine was like sports related, where
it's like you know where yousweat more and shit like that,
which you can't really do much.
But I've been knock on wood.
I've never had the the icecream pimple face or anything
like that which is good, yeah,it's interesting, though,
because I feel bad for peoplewho do get that oh yeah, and
there are a lot of people.

(30:20):
I think mandy she's like, oh,I've been eating shitty.
And she can tell.
I think people who are skinsensitive they can see.
Like that, they can see.
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Well, the sugar will actually like break down the
collagen in your skin and it'sjust like something called
glycation and so like the matrixin your skin kind of just gets
all like weird and then it justlooks older and doesn't have the
same flexibility, the samecollagen and elastin and stuff
like that.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I take collagen too.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
You do.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
It's the naked one.
You know the naked brand.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
I take that it's weird.
It's bovine.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, we were doing that for a while.
Now we're veganing, so nowwe're doing like pea protein.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yeah, oh, I've been doing.
I actually have pea protein aswell that I take.
Actually, the only protein Ihave is not, it's the naked pea
protein, and then I have theorgane vegan one.
Okay, yeah, that's funny, Ibrought that up.
Um, yeah, the the collagen.
So the collagen does that work,though?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
for your skin.
Yeah, I don't know honestly.
It's just like another powderthat I take and I'm just like I
was having it for protein, justto add extra protein right right
the older you get, the more yousay you know you're supposed to
have like what, like a gram ofprotein for every pound or
something.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's kind of a lot it is really kind of a lot I mean
I track my macros and everythingand even eating like 180,
that's a lot of protein in oneday.
Yeah, like you have to activelyevery meal, just be eating a
lot of it.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, bodybuilders sometimes will wake up in the
middle of the night and eatprotein.
Yeah, it's disgusting, so thatthere's nothing breaking down.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I had a trainer once and he told years and years ago
he's like, yeah, if you have youknow, just wake up.
Or before, before bed, I waslike eating.
I was like half asleep eatingfucking ground turkey and rice
and I'm like what am I doingthis for?
You know, you're like the fuckbut well, everybody battles
addiction differently yeah,that's simple.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'm just really man.
I eat protein in the middle ofthe night.
It's like I think you have aproblem?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
No, not at all.
Yeah, you gave up cocaine.
I just like turkey, I just likechicken breast, but I would do
that.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
It would be nothing.
We used to try to get.
Two grams Do nothing but tunacans, eggs, basically anything
that you could quantify theamount of protein in, right, you
know, and just have that allday long and Zac Efron brought
that up on a show once with likeyou got in really good shape,
what'd you do?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
and he's talking about eating.
Well, and he said it gets tothe point where it's like
chicken breast and the healthier, healthier food is.
It's hard to eat like fast, youknow, otherwise I'll sit there
for like 20 minutes just eatingchicken because it's so dry.
But anyways, on the show he waslike he put the chicken in the
rice in a blender and would justdrink it oh god disgusting, but
I'm like, I kind of like get itthough I was like it's so like

(32:52):
brown rice and chicken withoutlike a shit ton of like sauce or
whatever sriracha I'll sitthere for like an hour eating it
my body's like I'm not gonnasell sell the baby, whatever.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I'm not even gonna help Literally, I'm giving you
nothing.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I want you to choke on this.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
All right.
The last one on here is guthealth, and we were talking
about that.
So if you've got a gutimbalance and that seems to be
more and more on people's minds.
It's like the gut we weretalking about the biome earlier.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I don't know if that was on camera or have enough
like of the right bacteria inyour system, especially in your
gut a it's going to affect theway that you feel, because you
make uh, what do you make?
Serotonin, yeah, which we onlyjust know tonin, tonin, sarah
and tonin adding it at the end.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I want to make sure you know tonin.
Tonin, I knew the word.
Yeah, I still want you to thinkI don't know the word.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
No, that's good, okay , cool yeah, I have a probiotic,
you do.
I get anxiety and I looked upthe whole thing about your gut
health.
It didn't really do anything.
Okay, I don't have like gutissue anxiety, I think.
I just have like kind ofgeneral anxiety.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yeah, it's not like out of nowhere.
I'm just freaking out and mystomach hurt, although there's
been times where I was realanxious and my stomach did hurt
after.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
So I think it was from right away.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, yeah, I don't do the probiotic, but that's.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Well, if you have problems, it's a good thing to
do.
You can also, you know, havefiber in your diet.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Fermented foods are really good and obviously
drinking lots of water.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
So, yeah, all right.
So now we have a game thatwe're going to play, all right.
So we're going to test and seewhat you've actually learned
today.
It's called yes or Total BS.
Got seven questions, let's seeif you were actually paying
attention.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
What's your guess?
Yeah, four to eight.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yes, All right?
Yes, or Total BS.
All right.
Your boyfriend's beard actslike a natural exfoliator.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
It's basically a free facial.
Uh, well, that's bs.
Yeah, that's bullshit.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, that's a stupid bs um, yeah, obviously it's
going to cause you irritation.
Bacteria and beer burn allright.
So if number two, if yourskincare routine is perfect, it
doesn't really matter what youeat that's bs.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
No, come on.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Come on, dude okay, I'm gonna say for some people it
might be true, yeah well, ifyour skincare routine is perfect
, doesn't matter what you eat.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yeah, I mean let's, let's exclude the diet.
The dairy, the dairy's itpeople yeah, the dzps unless
they wanted.
Their skincare routine issomehow better.
It's so good that those wouldbe eliminated fast, but I think
I'll still call bs okay, yeah,yeah, you're right, it's total
bs I don't think humans eatingdairy is good for cows I think

(35:35):
you have a really good point.
Well, they need to deal with it.
Then stop making such gooddairy, all right the b.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I know children, their kids food is delicious.
Yeah, all right.
The tighter your skin feelsafter children.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Their kids food is delicious, yeah, all right.
The tighter your skin feelsafter cleansing or exfoliating
well, you already saw the answerbut the cleaner it is I didn't
see it.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I'm gonna say yes total bs the tighter your skin
feels after cleansing orfoliating.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
That just means probably is dry yeah, you
stripped your skin, yeah, youtook the barrier, is saying no
thanks.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
And if you hear too much it strips my skin a lot of
a lot of things.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Is that a bad thing, though?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
it's not great when you're like when you clean, and
it just feels a little tighterwell, if you yeah, you, I mean
you can feel like if yournatural oils are completely
stripped uh and your skin feelssuper tight oh, I just kind of
like that feeling yeah, I knowit's like.
I think that's a dude thing.
You know, wash your face withIrish spring.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah, exactly that's funny yeah it's funny.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
What's that?
Isn't it great?
It's great to cut with a knife.
That's my favorite thing.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
That's the best.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
ASMR video.
That's what you should end withASMR skincare.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh, I like that.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
There you skincare.
Oh, I like that.
There you go, that's reallygood.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
It's your clips, it's just you squeezing whole
bottles of shampoo, yeah I couldcome up with a bunch of stuff.
Okay, so let's see number fourstress breakouts only happen
when you're feeling damn it.
They put, I put the thing toyeah, you gotta when you're
feeling overwhelmed stressbreakouts only happen when
you're feeling overwhelmed.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Uh well, no, I'm gonna say bs okay, yeah, stress
hormones are sneaky.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Even if you feel chill, your cortisol could be
really high right, right.
So you can feel fine, but yourcortisol is doing its own thing
absolutely how the fuck is thatyour body just is trying to
regulate you as best it can, andyour brain is probably trying
to convince you that you'refeeling just great.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Oh.
So your body, your brain, yourbrain trying to say like, oh,
we're fine, even though you're,but like that's a good time
where you're like, okay, if I'mlike going to listen to my body,
you releasing cortisol.
What the hell is that doing forme?
Like what you know?
Is that like cause, if yourbrain feels good and your
cortisol is high, how do youappropriately react to lower the

(37:49):
cortisol if your brain doesn'tthink you need to lower it?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Do you act?
Do you?
My instinct would be just tomove movement your body.
No, no, well, like that too, ifyou want to set up a like a
moving or like a moving truck orsomething like that, but I mean
like getting up and just movingaround, walking, exercise,
expelling energy, I think can belike a good way to regulate
that.
The cortisol.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, I mean.
But you see, what I'm saying islike how do you know when it's
high?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Well, your face would be freaking out.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
You'd be bloated you're not sleeping properly,
but your mind, you might thinkyou're fine.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
That's me.
I'm like oh, I'm great.
You know, I had therapy twicethis week.
I feel fantastic.
Meanwhile, I'm not sleeping.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Diarrhea.
I feel so good I'm smilingSpray farting, sharting
Everything Puking, activelypuking, telling people that I
don't gamble, yet I stillwillingly just my pants Go ahead
.
It's okay, I don't like this.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh shit, hold on, let's go back.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
She says do you follow Maddie Chamberlain?
All right, let's go to numberfive.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
What's that?
Oh, do you follow MaddieChamberlain All right.
No Gut health can affect yourskin even if your digestion
feels fine?
And the answer is wait.
So the question is true orfalse?
Gut health can affect your skineven if your digestion feels
okay.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yes, I'm gonna say yes.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Gut health can affect your skin, even if your it's a
tricky way to word it Digestionfeels okay.
I mean I Like if nothing feelsoff, if nothing, if I'd say no,
but it seems like yeah, you werewrong?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yes, that's.
The thing is that you don'thave to be bloated or gassy for
your gut to be quietlytriggering breakouts.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Quietly triggering or inflammation.
That's me in a comedy crowd,quietly triggering, hold on.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
All right.
Last question you can exfoliatedaily, as long as it's gentle
and natural.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Swap exfoliate for masturbate, as long as it's
gentle and natural.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
It's probably more exfoliating if you think yeah
yeah, um no, you can't I wouldsay not I'm gonna say total, yes
, yeah, total yes I'm gonna haveto come up with the whole other
sound for that now uh no, totalbs.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Even gentle exfoliants are going to strip
that barrier that we weretalking about and you're I want
a cross-section of skin tounderstand what you're talking
about.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
When you could, you see barrier.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
So it goes your dermis, your epidermis, and then
oil natural oils right yeah,pretty much basically got it,
yeah, so yeah, oil yeah, yeah, Ihave a, I don't know I went to
school for architecture.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
So I think in sections to like when you cut
through a wall.
You have to have the parts.
So that's like you know mecoming in here and exfoliating,
and then I'm ripping all thepaint off and then I do it again
and more of the drywall and Isay no I'm fucking bleeding and
yeah, but then you like leave itfor like three or four days you
come back.
There's more paint, the paint'smore drywall.

(40:41):
Yeah, it's back there you.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
There you go.
You can return anything to HomeDepot if you have the receipt.
Is what we're trying to tellyou.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
That's true, I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Even things that you didn't buy there.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, all right.
Well, that was the quiz I digit.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I feel good about that.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah, I feel I can get these points off my license.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, yeah, your insurance should come down, yeah
exactly.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, I dig it man well, we first of all thank you
for being on the cast yeah,thank you for having me where
people can find you where peoplecan find you on Instagram at
Maddie Chimber we'll have yourname written down.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah, just like my videos, watch them, share them,
because apparently that's allthe algorithm wants.
That's it.
Yeah, tour dates.
They're in the bio somewhere, Idon't know.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
He's got tour dates in the bio.
Check out his stuff.
He's super funny.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, I'm going to do a shower video or a skincare
video now.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I hope skincare video .

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Now I hope that you do, based off all this, tag me
in it, please, you have morefollowers.
Exfoliate with my writer, akabeautician.
You should do just analogiesfor all skincare.
This thing, the, theconstruction that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, this is like exfoliating too much, and then
you're fucking sanding a wall.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I dig that one.
Yeah, what would be the?
Uh, what would be the t-squareof the of the skincare world?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I don't even know what that means like the guasha
or like like something thatyou'd use so much.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yes, that's all.
Much of my architecture is thet-square.
Yeah see, I wouldn't um, what'ssomething that's used
constantly, that uh that can'tbe overused?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
yeah, yeah, yeah, is there something that well, I
guess seen some washes maybe?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
okay, I would assume that uh, the t-square is like
the uh.
Basically, it's just like theunit of like the instrument is
used to like, make like rightangles like the guru part.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Yeah, yeah.
So if I got soap and shampoo Imix that where do?
I put it what's a, what's thattrendy skin thing that you don't
like?
Oh um like shit, that's likethis is gonna do wonders.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
And then you're like I'm still on the fence about the
beef tallow, would it?
That's a big thing that peopleare using now is beef tallow.
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
I'm not like on their face?
Yeah, on their face, oh wow Ihave some, I'm trying it.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I'm finding out that, uh, someone's building a
building next door.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Um, they're doing noise arc 2.0 next door it's a
reboot.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, there's three animals per species what's
another one that I don't like?
Um, that's a good question.
I wish that I had prepared morefor that but the beef tallow is
.
That is one of the current onesthat people are all talking
about the masks.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Masks are great.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
I see girls doing all that crap yeah, like the korean
, cheap masks and stuff likethat yeah, I think those are
good.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
I bought a peel mask where you put it.
Put it on it's orange and thenyou let it dry and then you peel
it off and what's that supposedto leave behind something?
Or take off the stuff out ofyour pores uh, you know, I think
it's supposed to be pores, butI don't know yeah, but that one
felt like it was speaking of thetightness that felt tight after
maybe I was peeling off toomuch maybe it took a little bit

(43:50):
of too much oil with it.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah, and then biori is the other one that I'm not
crazy about.
Everybody you know.
You remember biori pore stripswherever, and oh yeah it's
really just taking the very,very surface of your pore and
then like showing the little bit, because the pore goes down.
Like that you can't just likethe blackheads yeah, you can't
just rip it out and then, like,the whole blackhead comes out
right you know you have to getin someone in there and

(44:11):
underneath it and push it isn'tevery pore a follicle, or yeah,
so that's, that's why like it.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
It follows the it follows the tail yeah pig's tail
?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
yes, yeah, pig's tail .
And the last thing I I did andI saw people do ice they put
their face in ice water I seethe benefit of doing it um just
novelty no, it does have apurpose because it's tightening
um and, like the it, it makeseverything sort of constrict,
which is going to move the blimpin your face for, for puffiness

(44:43):
.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
But the lymph.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
If you also have capillary issues, if you tend to
break capillaries easily oryour skin is sensitive, that
really extreme cold's not great.
Any extreme temperatures aren'treally great on your skin for
the most part.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Well, I guess what?
Well, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Again.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I thank you so much for coming today.
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
It's always fun to have friends on to riff with us,
and we make them show up, sothat's cool.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
We should all go wash our face on camera, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
All right.
Well, this will be out probablytomorrow, because I don't have
one in the can.
Oh nice.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Hit me up for mouth massages.
Perfect, we'll do.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Doritos mouth massage .
Okay, yes.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
You should do flavored mouth massages.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
That'd be funny.
That's actually a really funnyidea.
Do you like chocolate orvanilla?
You just dunk your fingers insyrup.
Thanks for having me mypleasure, yeah, so I will see
you guys next week.
Bye.