March 19, 2025 • 49 mins
Sexual activity might be the missing ingredient in your skincare routine. This eye-opening discussion with comedian Kelly Blackheart explores the scientific connection between sexual wellness and skin health—uncovering benefits that even the most expensive serums can't deliver.
Your skin reflects what's happening internally, and research shows that regular sexual activity significantly impacts how your skin looks and feels. From increasing circulation that delivers oxygen to skin cells, to releasing hormones that maintain elasticity and combat stress, the benefits are substantial. Studies suggest that sexually active individuals can appear up to seven years younger than their actual age.
We break down the science behind how sex hormones like estrogen boost collagen production and hydration, while oxytocin (the "love hormone") reduces muscle tension that contributes to wrinkles. That post-sex glow isn't just your imagination—it's measurable increased blood flow and reduced cortisol levels that directly combat skin inflammation and breakouts.
For those not currently partnered, there's good news: solo sexual activity provides similar benefits. The hormonal responses, stress reduction, and improved sleep quality that follow orgasm all contribute to overnight skin repair processes that help maintain a youthful appearance.
Kelly shares her candid perspective on relationships, casual sex, and how prioritizing personal pleasure affects overall wellbeing. Her humor brings lightness to the conversation while highlighting important connections between sexual health, stress management, and physical appearance.
Ready to revitalize your skin through sexual wellness? Listen now to discover how mindful pleasure might be the most enjoyable addition to your skincare routine. Follow Kelly Blackheart on social media and check out her podcast "Locked and Probably Loaded" with DJ Qualls for more of her hilarious insights.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Hey, welcome back to sex, drugsand skincare.
I am the host, One of the twohosts.
That's good, that's nice, Ilike how confident you are.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm the host.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I've never said it like that before, though that's
good.
That's good.
A stand-up esthetician Is thatright?
No, yeah, a stand-upesthetician, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
God, A stand-up esthetician licensed comedian.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Mm-hmm, you know what they say.
You're supposed to stumble overyour own joke every time.
You say it Every time, andthat's when everything is just
whatever.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, that's my favorite album.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, whatever, who cares?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No hysteria.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, with me.
As usual, is my boyfriendco-host not in this order.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Sherpa set decorator I was your set decorator.
I was your set decorator first.
Yeah, and that's where we met.
I was, I was decorating sets,and then that's where we met and
we like fell.
And then we came to sherpa wefell, we fell when I didn't love
, we just fell you just fell, weboth just fell over.
He caught me um, and then uh,then we, then we started dating.
After, uh, you realized I coulddecorate your sets and drive me
around.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I could drive you around, yeah I don't feel old at
all when my boyfriend's, likeyou, want me to take you to work
I, I have.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I like driving the car, I like being the driver in
life, the passenger.
Being a passenger.
Life makes me nauseous, um, butuh, yeah, so I like driving you
around, so it feels like youknow, so I'm not gonna get hurt.
Well, maybe I don't know ifthat, but also like I gotta take
care of it.
I'll just take you, you know,and it's you own the car, so you
have equity.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But I drive you around.
He loves to take care of oldladies, I swear.
And then it's getting more andmore offensive.
It's a kink.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, it is a kink, Speaking of which I have to fix.
I have to after this, I have togo to your apartment manager's
place and fix her printer.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
true, though right are you?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
going over there I do have to do it.
Jesus, are you gonna decorateher set?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
no, no no, no, she wishes she does.
She keeps the heat on too muchwith him well, I do favors for
it.
I know it's all about, whatevershe likes your look too well,
yeah, because I'm like 50 yearsyounger than she is.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Excuse me, um well, uh, let's just keep it rolling.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay yeah, by the way , that cough.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, that was smooth as pie.
I almost said I was going tosay you did it better in
rehearsal.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, but yeah, I'm ready to keep it rolling.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We have a repeat guest who's very, very funny and
she kept turning us down.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And finally she said yes, no.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm excited to bring her up.
So do you want to talk aboutwhat the show's about today and
then bring the guest out?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, yeah, that's a good call, all right.
So today the topic is we'regoing to break down the science
of how sex, or lack of it, willaffect your skin.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And that's the topic.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Sex and lack of it will affect your skin
interesting and that's the topic.
Okay, okay, sex in the skin.
Sex in the skin, yeah notmasturbation in the skin.
Well, maybe, okay, good, yeah,because that was a very, I think
, with masturbation.
Was that a?
Was that a children's book?
I think it was a movie.
Was a movie, right?
Yeah, no, you're thinking of ariver runs through it, which is
about I mean, that's just thewhole perverse thing.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh, my god, it's about water sports, but go ahead
marco um so um polo oh my god,all right, I'm sorry all right,
uh, this guest is, uh, she'slike sondra was saying she's
been here before, she has apodcast.
It's very, she's so funny andshe has a very funny podcast
with um DJ qualls, which I'msure you know who that is.
(03:47):
Uh, it's called locked andprobably loaded and we're going
to bring you over here before Istart clapping.
So, uh, come on out.
Kelly Blackheart.
Yay, thanks so much for coming,thanks for having me again.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I had so much fun last time so I was stoked when
you asked me to come back.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh, I was like, yeah, it was an easy choice to give
you a ringy ding.
Thanks, yeah, how you beendoing.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Great.
I just got back from Europe.
I was in Sweden and Norway.
One of my best guy friends.
He does an international tripevery year for his birthday and
so every year he's been like hey, do you want to come with me on
this one?
I'm like I can't afford it.
We're going to entertainment, Ican't afford it.
(04:31):
Uh, and this year he's like,well, what if I got your flights
?
And I was like maybe, but likeI have a dog and that's $700.
And then like food and all thatstuff.
And so I was talking to DJabout it on the way to shoot our
podcast one day and he's likeI'll just pay for the rest.
And I was like am I getting atrip paid for by two guys that I
don't have sex with this?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
is literally the pinnacle of my fucking life.
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
So yeah, I got bankrolled by my sugar daddies.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Did you have a great time?
Yeah, and what's great, like soTeddy Swims, the singer he was.
I was like happened to belooking up concerts that were
happening out there.
I'm like maybe there'll besomething there.
And he was doing a show inStockholm when we were there and
I knew that DJ had like met himbefore he had his phone number
and so I jokingly was like, hey,you want to ask, teddy, if we
can get tickets to the concert.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
He's like OK, I'll one in Oslo and I'm like yeah,
it was very, very cool they were.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
They were.
I got three tattoos.
You know I got um if you'relistening and not watching.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We're going to describe what she's got.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
The first one I have to explain before I show you,
because we were at one of themuseums in Stockholm and I saw
this picture of this guy that hewas wearing, like these little,
he had the skinniest legs,little white tights and then
just the biggest jacket I'veever seen in my life and I
laughed really hard.
I bought a mint case at thegift shop it made me laugh so
hard and I had a tattooappointment.
Like an hour later I went backto the hotel room on procreate.
(05:55):
I did an outline of this guy'sbody and I was like I need to
get that oh my god so it'sgustav vasta which was one of
their kings.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I love it.
Oh my god, it's awesome, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Gustav Vasta, which was one of the kings.
I love it.
Oh my God, that's awesome.
It's almost like a line drawing.
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And then underneath it it's in Swedish it's someone
who isn't me, which is what swimstands for.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And then this one I got in Norway and it's in
Norwegian.
It says a traditional Norwegiansaying that's what it's meant,
perfect.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Are you Norwegian?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, perfect, are you norwegian?
No, okay, even better.
Yeah, I'm a european mutt on mymom's side of the family.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
My dad's side's fully polish, but okay, yeah, but I
don't know, that's not a goodname for a comedy special fully
polish yeah, so that's prettycool trip you got when you go
there and you're like.
You get inspired to, like, wantto remember it and keep it on
your body for, like, your entirelife.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I get a tattoo everywhere I travel for the most
part because I treat my bodylike a human scrapbook and and I
don't take anything veryseriously Like I have another
tattoo that says reallymeaningful song lyrics, because
I am worried about gettinganything permanently on my body
because I'm like if I get a songlyric of this artist or
whatever, and then they're afucking rapist I was just like I
(07:08):
don't want that, so now thiscould be any song lyric ever
this is not a serial pedophilessong list, right, yeah, exactly
I actually like I very brieflylooked up gustav vasa and I was
like, was he like the worst, or?
and I looked at her and I waslike, eh, he was fine.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
He wasn't.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, as long as he wasn't the worst you're like,
yeah, but I love the outline,alright cool.
I didn't need muchjustification, I was like it
makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So that's all you need.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean toCosby still makes me laugh, I'm
sorry.
I don't know why, I know that,but, oh my God, that would be
amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Speaking of Cosby, today's episode is about sex.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It is actually?
Do you notice that after youhave and this is very personal
but do you notice that after agood night of sex, that you look
a little more glowy or dewy?
I don't have sex anymore.
Okay, perfect.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I haven't had sex since 2019 because it's never
good, it's never good and I findmen to be very annoying now.
And it used to be that I thoughtthat I wanted to be in a
relationship or I was open to it, and now I'm like every single
relationship I've been in mylife has gotten inextricably
worse.
I'm just like I'm not, I'm nothaving fun.
(08:27):
I become like a more insecureperson because I'm not get.
I'm like just with these peoplethat are emotionally
unavailable, and I used to be avery big casual sex person.
Um, and then I realized I'm notdoing this for me, like.
I, I convinced myself, I'm likeoh yeah, I like this but I'm
like it was never good for me,like I convinced myself.
I'm like, oh yeah, I like this,but I'm like it was never good
(08:48):
for me and I'm like, if I haveto shave my legs one more time
to not come, we're going to haveproblems, so, so yeah, I just
gave it up.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I don't think girls can have casual sex, Honestly.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I thought you were going to say orgasms.
I'm like that's what they allthink and that's why they don't
try.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's what I thought , just kidding.
What's his show about Joking.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I don't believe in women orgasm.
I don't think it exists.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, you think it's fake Like the moon landing.
I do think Neil Armstrongdefinitely had sex with a woman,
I was going to say he had anorgasm on the moon.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Well, that's why I've always had such an issue with
porn, because I'm like why arethey making those noises?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I know that it's not that enjoyable.
I've had really really goodmassages in my life and the most
I've eked out it's like maybe Iwas gonna say, maybe they
actually just use the audio fromsomebody getting a massage and
they dump it over on the deeptissue.
Oh my god, it's neverreflective of it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's always like the guy goes down on her and 10
seconds later she's like no ittakes 45 minutes.
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And then if I think of something, else I'm like
start over from the top.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Everybody back to one .
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That is amazing.
It's so true I want that to bethe name I got him.
Comedy special now Everybodyback to one.
That's hilarious, all right, solet's talk a little bit about
sex today.
So obviously, sex is going todo things like it's going to
boost your circulation, sothat's going to oxygenate your
skin, oxygenate your skinoxygenate.
I'm sorry, it was hard to saythat.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It is hard Oxygenate.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Oxygenate.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oxygenate.
Yeah, I knew it.
I can't Nate, remember Nate.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, oxygenate, yeah , all right.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oxygenate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
This was.
That was from Healthline.
Okay, ooh, yeah.
So I'm citing sources.
Now Shout out to Healthline.
Thank you for sponsoring theepisode.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So during, during sex , your heart rate is going to,
your heart rate is going toincrease.
So obviously it's going todeliver more oxygen to your
cells and I think we alreadykind of said that it's
comparable to like probablyworking out.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Something I also quit in 2019.
I found I was not having funand I was not coming.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And you were shaking your legs for no reason.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I don't do anything if I'm not coming anymore.
I like that you have to say Idon't do anything if I'm not
coming anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I like that you have to say if you're not coming,
you're going and you want tostay Fuck.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Well, now she's going .
Hey, Confucius.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You know, it's Confucius.
Absolutely, I don't know what Ijust said.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right.
It also stress reduction.
Obviously, when you are havingsex and maybe you're coming um,
you're gonna have yeah, lessbreakouts because of the stress.
I can't talk today, that thisis the earliest stress, stress
reduction, stress say it stressit's too easy to say you're
(11:39):
gonna, you're gonna.
I'm gonna say that now stress,okay, hold on, hold on Stress
reduction Nice, okay, that'sreally good.
Okay, good, thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We'll just use that in post, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Thanks.
That was a study published inPubMed that found that stress
directly affected the skinconditions like acne and eczema
too.
Because eczema, do you have anyeczema or anything like that?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I don't have any like bumps.
I don't have any rashes or likecause.
I initially thought it wasbites or anything Like I was
like does my dog have fleas?
What's going on?
And it doesn't.
It's not every day, it's notconsistent and it'll sometimes
be my legs, sometimes it's myback, my arms my scalp, whatever
I don't, I never, you never seeit, I never have any like
raised bumps or anything likethat.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's just.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I don't know if it's psychosomatic or what but I
don't enjoy it.
It's probably like histaminesin your body.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, it could be liver disease or that that's.
That's what my Google searchfound so I'm so glad you guys
tuned in today Cause becausethis is the last time we're
probably going to see Kelly fora while.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
God willing.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
She kept itching, she just kept itching herself to
death.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It was weird Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So orgasms and intimacy reduce cortisol.
Do you know about cortisol?
I do.
We've been talking a lot.
That seems to be a big buzzwordlately.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, I think I've been binging on cortisol.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think you have been on a big cortisol binge.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I've on cortisol.
I think.
I think you have been on a bigcortisol binge, cortisol binge
lately, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
But, um, okay, so orgasms and it's a stress
hormone basically, and uh, itcan trigger your breakouts and
inflammation, um, it also canmake you fatter and it weakens
the skin barrier, um, and it'sgoing to lead to dry, dryness
and irritation.
So I'm wondering, maybe, ifyou're having like, are you
having excessive stress in yourlife right now?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
um, I wouldn't say that the world is stressful at
all right now.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Everything's so carefree and totally fine.
No, I think, cortisol has beenan issue.
High cortisol has been an issueof mine for years, so yeah,
Okay, I do like the caffeine alot the coffee yeah all day long
.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well, it's a very, very diluted amount of cold brew
coffee.
So I'm very health consciousbut it is, it is throughout the
entire day that I'm just likemicro sipping this stuff, which
is, you know, causing theanxiety to go up a bit and the
cortisol to flare yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So yeah, well, we'll.
We'll tone it down a little bit, we'll figure it out, okay I'm
just gonna switch out your brownwater for another brown water
well, but but what if I justorgasm?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
right?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
after I drink the coffee, then I'm like whoa, and
now we're doing science.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, I like that yeah, oh, a cup of coffee, a cup
off me, see, and then that's agood motto we could do how are
you this good this early in theday?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I had weed in between no, that's true, I know, and I
did not uh see, I, I quit weedfor seven months.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I just like around my birthday.
I just didn't have any like.
I didn't have money toresponsibly buy more weed
especially for my toleranceresponsibly part.
Well, it's just like oh because?
it's just because my tolerancewas so high that it was to the
point where every time I gotweed it was $200 or like $150
worth, and I was like I'm justnot gonna buy any more weed
until I get to the point that I,like, absolutely have a craving
(14:56):
that I can't satisfy.
And I lasted seven months.
And then, a few weeks ago, Iwas like everything was really
shitty and I got bad news and Iwas like I'm going to get weed
and I started smoking again forlike a week and I realized that
my body actually hurts way morewhen I'm smoking weed.
Um, I have, like I have a ton ofinflammation, I've got bad
joint.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I have.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.
What is that?
Um, it's I actually don't knowhow to even explain it.
I think it's like a.
It's basically where your, yourjoint, you're hyperflexible,
you, your joints are really bad.
Um, like they do these littletests, like if you can do this
with your, your thumb, and I canlike bend everything, like it's
, it's nuts, so like I havechronic pain, but I've been
(15:40):
feeling a lot better recentlyand I didn't ever pair the two
together, and so when I startedsmoking again, I was like, oh no
, my knees hurt again.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Like this is not good .
I was like.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I love weed.
Why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Did it just like, like amplifies, like the pain
that's there?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, I think cause, like so many people use weed as
a painkiller.
Um, for, for me, when I smoke,I can feel like every single
nerve ending.
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I think it makes sex better sometimes.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, that's why it's serviceable.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I was about to say good, I'm not going to lie to
these people.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
She almost said good, I know if I was fine if I have
a headache like, like orwhatever anything it definitely
I'll feel the throbbing.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yes, for sure.
I'm like when I'm high.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So I Do you notice, like just like when you got high
you were like you felt the highand then you started to feel
like, yeah, and just likewalking my dog.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I've always had kind of knee problems, but over the
last probably about a year, myknees have gotten better and
better and better and so I don'thave any pain when I'm walking
and all that stuff.
And then now all of a suddenI'm walking my dog and I'm like,
oh, the fucking knee pain'sback.
And the only thing that changedis I started smoking weed again
and I was like, why would?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
you do this?
Have you tried eating it to seeif it's any different?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, I don't mind edibles, but there's something
about smoking that's just soenjoyable and like also being
able to temper the high and likeand being like.
Oh, I'll take a couple of puffspuffs here before I eat
something, and then you can geta little bit more high, whereas
edibles it's like just jump in.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I mean I definitely brought edibles to.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Europe and I.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I got pretty high there, but Did they sell a lot
of edibles?
No, I brought them.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I bring drugs everywhere I travel.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
We do too.
We sneak it into differentsituations the thing is that
it's food they can't tell youany differently.
You know and we brought in abrownie.
That was before they startedregulating like how much, how
many, how much tc they wereputting in it.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
And there was what like how many this one was like
it was a thousand milligrambrownie and I remember like I
put it in like the fridge andlike the guy that came in.
We got there early so the guywas cleaning and I put stuff in
the fridge and he thought it wasthe other people's stuff and so
he threw it away.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Oh my god, a thousand milligrams.
Yeah, we were worried about him.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I thought, I was like , oh my god, this guy eats it.
This he's gonna make.
What did you do?
It's like I don't know.
I ate this stuff from thispeople's place and then the cops
will show up and these corruptitalian idiots show up.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Are you naked?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
he's holding a duster but he like threw away.
He ended up throwing it awaywhere he wasn't supposed to and
so I'm like oh my god, that's it.
So I found the ziploc that wasopen and I just like all right,
so I just took it.
Nothing, if it was a regularbrownie it would have just left
it there didn't somebody yell atyou afterwards for putting the
trash there?
Yeah, this lady was like youcan't leave it there.
I'm like oh no, we didn't, butI didn't in italian in italian.
(18:32):
Yeah, but she was filipino oh,she was, yeah, italy's just
fascinating anywhere.
That's just not the us.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, that's true all right, so, um, so, what was I
going to go to now?
Estrogen and collagen boostskin hydration and elasticity,
and oxytocin, which we know isthe love hormone, which is
probably a reason why most girlscan't have casual sexual
relationships, because we getattached.
I don't know about you, but itdoesn't take much for me.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, I prefer oxycodone.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
See, that's nice.
I get attached to that veryquickly.
Makes me sleep, that's good, um, but that oxytocin reduces
muscle tension, so does oxycona,and uh prevents stress-related
wrinkles.
Um, and testosterone and oilregulation, uh, or, let's see
sex, but oh, this okay, sothat's we're talking about.
So the sex is going to increaseyour testosterone, okay, okay,
(19:26):
um, and it's going to which is,in turn, going to regulate the
oil in your face.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Oh, okay.
So that's at the end and it'llbasically like that's why, like,
if you're like working out orfeeling blushed or flushed or
whatever, like it just kind ofmakes your face like red, yeah,
and they always make fun of likethe kid who's always got like a
ton of acne and knowing that,like he's a virgin, it's going
to like clear it up and now thatkind of makes sense.
Oh my god, yeah interestingbecause he hasn't been doing
(19:51):
that.
Yeah, I had a bunch of backacne you did as a kid.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
You guys got to take this show to middle school.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Let's be like you guys need to start fucking.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's your problem.
They're like me, you're tryingthat what do you think?
Yeah, so okay.
So the parents saw.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
and then we have to talk to their parents.
The parents are cock blockingtheir kids From having clear
skin.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, so apparently, according to WebMD, the states
that reduce cortisol levels Idon't like the way they worded
this reduce cortisol levelspost-orgasm contribute to acne
reduction.
So you could just say thatpost-orgasm you're gonna have
reduced cortisol.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, I don't like post-orgasm.
Post Malone was my favoritePost-org.
Yeah, I don't like post-orgasm.
Post Malone was my favoritePost-orgasm was I don't know.
He came and went.
Nice babe.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, so you're going to have less stress.
You're going to have fewerbreakouts.
Sex-induced sweating might helpclear your pores.
You're a big sweater babe.
Yeah, I am, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I'm still poor.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I mean yeah, you're a big sweater babe, yeah, I am.
Yeah, yeah, I'm still poor.
I mean, yeah, so always close,it says, but always cleanse
post-sex well, maybe whatever.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Like nothing's less sexual than the word cleanse,
like he's cleansed.
Or post-sex yeah, post-sex,just yeah.
I don't know what the hell thatmeans just throw me a paper
plate, and what?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
are you doing with a paper plate?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Just fanning yourself , just drying out the sweat.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
He always makes a joke.
It's like you know, becausethere's just you know, there's
remnants left over you know, andhe's like can I get you like a?
You know?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Oh, sometimes I'll be like to clean up with A roll of
aluminum foil.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, I was like roll of aluminum foil Sex leftovers.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yes, yeah, sex leftovers.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I like the remnants Like it's carpet, like that
movie with DiCaprio in it, theremnant, yeah, the remnant, the
remnant.
I didn't even see it.
I don't like him.
Okay, sorry if you're out there, I like you a lot, it's okay,
we don't need to like him, thankyou I think he's going to be
coming down.
Um telegraph discovered that drdavid's okay, so I don't need
(21:55):
to like keep going through allof these.
Um dr david is.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
We've heard dr david all fucking morning long.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I'm just tired of his shit well, apparently he found
in a sex study that regular sexactivity can make you look up to
seven years younger right dueto the increased uh circulation
and the collagen production arethese like studies that like
they've like taken people andthey're like to have sex
(22:22):
regularly?
Then you come back and theylook at their face and they
probably have you fill out likea survey or something afterwards
, like the kinsey reports.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Okay, you know he's probably one of the doctors from
porn where it's like hey youknow, you could look seven years
younger if you have sex and itturns out I am a sex doctor.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
He just happens to have like a stethoscope on a
porn set.
Yeah, exactly, he's like nurse.
Come in here, okay.
So let's talk about psychiatry,something called Frontiers in
Psychiatry, discuss how hormonalchanges impact your mental and
physical well-being.
And without sex, you're goingto experience dullness and
(23:03):
increased stress, apparently, oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Disagree, stress way down.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
yeah, we don't have to agree on any of these points,
by the way um.
So yeah, you're gonna, but youare gonna get um, it says.
While by factors like diet andsleep also play a role, a drop
in oxytocin and estrogen cancontribute to that?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
what about that seinfeld episode where george
stopped having sex and he gotsmarter?
Did he get smarter when hestopped having sex oh
interesting, but if I used.
But this thing says if you stophaving sex, you get dull.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't recall the episode.
Was that a choice that he made?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
It was a choice he made because his girlfriend at
the time had mono and shecouldn't have sex.
So he decided and all of asudden he started learning.
He realized that he learnedthat he knew how to speak
Portuguese.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
For real.
Yeah, I don't remember this.
Yeah, it was a great episode.
I would guess if that was areal thing it would just be like
constantly thinking about sexmakes your brain kind of dumb.
It's like, oh, sex, sex.
But when you when you take itout of the equation.
You can like actually thinkabout other things that makes
sense.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
To me, that makes way more sense.
Yes, the, the um, the effort,or, like the, the work, to go
into something that you'rethinking about doing constantly.
So that would make sense thatif you're having it, if it's
something you want to do, thatwill actually reduce your stress
.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I don't think that's what she's saying, though I
think she's saying if you thinkabout it too much, it makes you
stupid.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, I think it turns into caveman brain.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah yeah, is that what you were saying too?
Yeah, but I'm saying like, ifthat's all you're doing is
thinking about, then absolutelyyeah, but if you're having sex,
that is like okay, that's likewhere it's, like it could
release, like the tension orwhatever right but, yeah, that
makes sense that, yeah, youwould definitely be dull if
that's all you're thinking about, is that I just want commies
yeah, tesla, commies.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's amazing, you better drive a tesla, all right,
so this is a question you askedme on the way here.
Um, what about?
What's your problem?
One of many um problems in thatquestion.
But uh, what about solo play?
Yes, what about uh taking careof yourself taking care of
yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Does that count as yourself?
Does that count as sex?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, Well, it counts as the orgasms and you're going
to benefit it even without apartner.
So, kelly, I'm thinking,benefit without a partner.
If you're not going to do itwith a partner, you could still.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Sometimes I'm too lazy to even do that.
I probably masturbate twice amonth.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Twice a month.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That's pretty good though yeah, that's on average.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I think it's good, but I have 100% success rate.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Take that, men.
We got so many good clips inthis episode, yeah.
So Healthline also says thatself-pleasure can give you the
same oxytocin boosting andstress reducing efforts as
partnered sex.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Partnered sex.
Partnered sex Wow, you get inan LLC with somebody.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I was thinking more like square dancing, but yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Take your partner round and round.
That's if you're swingers.
That's also part of swingdancing.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, no, I know, no, no swing.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
No, I know.
No, no, I'm wrong.
No, I know, but I'm wrong, no,I know but I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So, yeah, I feel like I'm talking so fast.
When you're here, I talk reallyfast because you are so quick.
You're so fast.
Yeah, you're so quick.
It's probably the.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
ADHD.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Oh well, that's a good thing, it works for you.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I picked up my nephews from school yesterday
and I listened to podcasts onlike 1.8 times speed, and so
every time I pick them up fromschool.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I listen to trivia for kids with them because I
want them to be smart.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
And my nephew was going she talks so fast and I'm
like, oh God, I forgot we wereon 1.8.
So I turned it on one and I waslike, oh my God, I'm going to
fall asleep.
Like this is so like evenlistening to my own podcast at
one time speed.
I'm like are we high Like?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
why are we talking so slowly, even when you listen to
yourself later?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, so I listen to everything on close to double
speed, just because if thingsare moving too slowly along, my
brain will just trail off,You'll have time to go.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Okay, so I have to keep it like actively engaged
the entire time.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I like that.
Yeah, it's like maximizing yourtime, like.
That's like efficient, likemanipulating.
It's like no, give it to mefaster.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
yeah, that's pretty cool, I'm really hoping we don't
get to the point that you canwatch tv shows on 2x, because I
will do it and I know that I'llbe worse for it.
You know, it's like I don'tthink it's a good thing that I'm
constantly doing all of thisstuff but it's the only way I
can stay engaged but you're not.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
You're gonna skip all the emotions that they're
trying to like bleed you out.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
You do see a lot of people online going like what do
we need this scene for?
I'm like it's like the entirepoint all right.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
So solo play can can provide similar hormonal
benefits reduce cortisol right,we just talked about that
increased blood flow.
Relaxation a relaxation, um,and it also helps your sleep
post-orgasm.
I think it helps, even with notpost-orgasm, just helps your
sleep.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
But yeah, but it contributes to overnight skin
repair because your cells aregoing to turn over a lot faster.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Skin cell turnover.
Skin cell turnover.
What about it?
No, I'm just Okay.
Are you killing time before I?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
get to the next topic .
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, I've seen you already said that Oops, oops,
look at my nose that Oops, oops.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Look at my nose, it says oops, I was using a voice
to text.
Oh God, we're already at theend here.
Okay, cool, so as far as sexgoes, do you have anything else
you want to talk about?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Oh, my God, we went through it.
I mean, it probably didn't helpthat I was like fuck sex.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's a thing we don't want to seem biased here.
We have to present both sidesof the argument.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
So it makes sense.
Yeah, we get a lot of hatecomments for this.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh my God, If we get any comments, we're so thrilled.
Please say things that willhate us.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I currently have a comment that I made on somebody
else's tiktok that has goneviral and I'm like make it stop
because every time I look attiktok it's like 99 plus
notifications.
I'm like maybe one of my videosis doing well, they're like no,
that comment that you made.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I'm excited that happens to me.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, it has like 150 000 likes.
I'm like why can't you turn offthe fucking notifications?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
oh, you can't turn off on a comment.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
No what was the comment.
It was a clip of this young guy, dean, who does a lot of like
political commentary, and so hegot a call in from this guy who
was a veteran, who was like aformer Trump supporter, and he's
like here's where I you know, Iactually have now changed my
mind, but in the beginningDean's got headphones on, he's
got the microphone and he's likeso did you vote for Trump?
(29:31):
And the guy's like I did, andhe goes awesome, awesome,
awesome, why'd you do that?
And so it was just like he'slike typing notes and I was like
he looks like he's doingcustomer service for America.
Like it wasn't even a goodcomment, it wasn't even in my
top 10, you got some newfollowers from your comment.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
No, yeah, like five.
Yeah, five, that's fine.
Hey again, five new followers.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
It's like I get so excited I got five new followers
last week and I was just like Ican't believe anybody ever
stops to listen to anything Ihave to say.
Even now I'm like what are youguys getting paid?
I know, I courtlandy episodewhere pat noswell plays a guy
(30:17):
that's like a top commenter, yes, where he's like, oh my god,
did you write that comment.
He's like, yeah, that was me,it was like.
It was like, when he said that,I was like, yeah, that's sort
of like people out there likedude, were you the comment?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
oh my god, that's so awesome he's just like sitting
in a room by himself.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, he's like are you gonna go to comment fun yeah
, probably signing autographsyeah, I mean they should.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
They should start monetizing, like that's the
thing.
It's like social media ispropped up by people who are
good in the comments, like thereare some videos where I'm like
ah, that was fine, but you openthe comments and the comments
are so hilarious and you're justwatching like let's let's start
rewarding the comment sectionwell, they say, in order to get
engage, more engagement, you'resupposed to engage with things
(30:52):
that are like your thing.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I mean, I'm telling you, but you know way more about
all of this than I do.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
honestly, yeah, I mean I definitely do try to
engage as much as possible.
It's like it's one of thosethings where I know there are so
many people who treat theirlikes like they're fucking
dollar bills and they're like,oh, this person has to earn my
like, whereas I'm very liberalwith it.
I'm like, if this, if this is afriend of mine, or if this is a
topic that I like, it's like,I'm just gonna like it.
(31:23):
I'm encouraging.
Yeah, you know that that typeof stuff on my algorithm, yeah,
it's positive.
Yeah, at this point, myalgorithm knows me better than
anybody, like when, when peopleI know send me videos, I'm like
what are you doing?
You?
Do not know me better than myalgorithm, if I like the video
you sent me.
I've already seen it, and ifyou're sending it to me because
you like it, go fuck yourself.
You didn't think about me atall in this transaction.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I get so pissed when people send me videos.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
It's so passive, aggressive, yeah, it's like
people send me videos and it'slike it's one thing if you send
me like an explanation,explanation like oh, I'm sending
you this because blah, blah,blah, whatever.
But if you send me a video thatI can't immediately recognize,
that is tailored for me in someway shape or form, I'm like what
?
So I don't even watch videoswhen people send them to me
anymore so people have lost theprivilege.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, you're just like you.
You don't even know me at all.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Like you have, like the thing you were like I'm so
entirely on the internet way toomuch, that I'm like do you
think I have time for a secondalgorithm?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
oh, my god, from your dm no, yeah, I'm already busy
with mine.
So is that how it's working Ifyou open up DMs and you click on
the?
I mean, I know I was.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I didn't even know they were connected.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Well, I'm saying I don't know, I don't know that
that affects my algorithm, butI'm just like, if you like it,
just repost it into your feedthen I'll see it but.
I don't know why we're now likeI.
I used to respond when peoplewould send me things I'd either
like, like the don't respond,and I'm like.
So now you've sent me 45 videosin a row that I have not
responded to once.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm just wondering what the end game is here that I
don't understand when people dothat because it's like they
mean well, and then after awhile it's like oh no, this is
too much, this is like psycho.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Are you a little bit talking about me?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
though Not at all.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, it's different literally probably 45 videos
that I've sent you yeah, but Igo back and I watch them and I
know that you don't like youknow, I know I feel bad because
I just I think of him and I'mlike oh, this, I think he would
like this.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I do the same thing with you.
I'm talking about people thatlike will like follow you
because they like you, orwhatever and then they just
start sending stuff and it'slike well, you don't even know
them.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, like I get a lot of those.
Yeah, like the first five.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'm like okay, or ha ha, ha, you know, and then yeah
you can't keep up with it.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I get sent like 40 or 50 videos a week and and half
of them are from people I'venever met or even had a single
conversation with in the dms.
I'm like what are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
you've you have a lot of people that like talk to you
like too much too much.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, like I mean I think you've posted some stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
It's like pretty crazy.
Some of the guys have said somethings to you, yeah that's it
that never happens to me ever.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
You got to be a little bit sluttier online I
know, I guess, so I just showedjust the top of the nip and then
they, they really that's whatthat means top of the nip to you
.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I knew it top of the nip.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
That sounds wrong actually yeah I don't want to
say that again.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
All right, I'm getting that tattooed on me.
Yes, top of the nip.
Yes, put it.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I don't want to say that again.
All right, I'm getting thattattooed on me top of the nip.
Yes, put it.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I don't know, like going to ireland top of the nip
to yeah old gaelic you mentionedit earlier.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I do have a tattoo from there and it's really
quando aroma, which means whenin rome.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh yeah, okay, that's right, I was gonna say what
smells.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Oh you said aroma, oh yeah, aroma, yeah, no I get it
now.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I've got quando, when you're in r?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Oh yeah yeah, quando in Roma Aroma?
Yeah, no, I get it now, I'vegot quando.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
When you're in Rome.
Okay, there's a saying Thankyou.
What?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
When in Rome there's a saying when in Rome.
Do you know that?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
saying yeah, you ever heard of that?
Yeah, have we met At the Eiffel?
This joke didn't work.
It probably didn't help that I,I, I helped.
I probably should have stayedout of it.
You guys, I'm going to go tothe bathroom.
You guys could keep.
(34:50):
Can you keep this going forlike another 10?
Are you really going to thebathroom?
No, no, no, thought she wasgoing for cummies.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I know my skin.
This podcast is stressing meout.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm like a little pe it um.
All right.
So what did we learn today?
I'm doing like recaps now in mymy podcast.
So we learned today that sexhas scientifically proven that
your skin, uh, will benefit fromit.
You're going to get bettercirculation okay, lower stress
I'm saying this so slow andincrease collagen you're aware
of your voice now, so that's Iam well, I think I'd talk really
(35:23):
fast, not enough, probably fastenough for you.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
But yeah, I'm I'll put it on.
I'm fine in like a human tohuman interaction, but when it's
a video and and it's like Ihave my tv, my big screen, on so
I can watch my little screenwith something in the background
, it's just like my brain needs8 000 things happening at once
and if somebody isn't getting tothe point fast enough, then I'm
like, oh, I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I picture you like at home with like all the screens
on Evil scientist.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
I'm going full Wally soon.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Getting everything delivered.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I don't even want to have to think 10 years from now.
I want somebody else to do itfor me.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I think we're on our way, yeah, to do it for me.
I think we're on our way.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, I think we're definitely on our way, I'll
source your thinking yeah, justinstall an AI.
Yeah, kill the planet.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
with every thought, You're like what am I going to
have for lunch today?
It's like global warming isfucking me.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yeah, there's just nothing but just jet fuel
everywhere to cover.
You're like Like what's thesquare root?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
of a hundred.
You know you could Google somany people talk about what they
use AI for, and I think AI is avaluable tool and there are
definitely uses for it, but theamount of people that I see that
are doing the most basic shit.
I asked ChatGPT what?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
five times six is and I'm like oh my God, Calculators
exist.
You're wasting ChatGPT's time.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
That's very true, sometimes I think that I'm
wasting its time because it'lllike take a really long time to
respond.
I'm like I'm sorry, were youbusy?
But I talk to it like betweentherapist sessions, like if I
have something, so that I don't,you know, have a meltdown.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Oh, that's good.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And then it talks me back down and it remembers
everything that I've told it, soit's been really helpful.
Do you use it for this?
I use it.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, I do, because I used to use it for Jim's
podcast all the time, like whenwe were doing I don't know about
that.
We would have an expert onevery week and a different topic
and at the beginning of it I'mlike doing massive amounts of
research to figure out whatquestions to ask.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
That's what I was doing and I'm like what am I?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
doing Like I would ask an expert about this topic.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
And like.
So you have to like kind ofcheck them, because sometimes
they.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
it would be like an off the wall question, but, um,
for the most part like that justsaved me so much time and
stress.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
That's the same thing that I've been doing and and
Sandra was like I don't knowwhich guest it was on, but he
was like maybe you want to likenot have the chat JPT thing on
the top so that they're like notknowing that you're using it.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
I don't think it matters I think.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
But we've gotten so far beyond that because you
started doing that when, like Imean, that's a long time ago a
few years ago.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
I mean, I guess I I've been off that podcast for a
year and a half, so probablythree years ago.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I'm so behind so well , I mean this is something you
know that's coming up.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
You know that more people, more.
It's becoming more pervasivenow, I think yeah people are
using it.
It's like um, but for somethinglike that, it's genius it's
great because you know theinformation, you know you want
to put.
You're like they can't think ofit.
You're like oh, okay, it's likeyou would search for.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
But this is to ask like super thoughtful questions,
you have to have a basicunderstanding of the topic, and
so I was having not only havingto research, but like really
have to understand these thingsin order to ask proper questions
.
Like you don't know what youdon't know, and so when chat GPT
would do it, I could at leastlike look up what the answers
were and get a betterunderstanding of that.
(38:34):
But but yeah, the questions gota lot better once I started
using not my own brain, I getthat.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
It's like a teaching tool too.
In a sense, it's directing youto the things that you need to
investigate.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, you're both learning from each other, from
the AI.
The algorithm is man?
A lot of points being madetoday.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
So what else did we learn?
We talked about orgasms, eitherwith partner or solo can be a
skincare.
Step in your in its own way, ohmy.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
God Hand solo.
Yes, I just remember with thatguy that.
I can't believe his characterwas just about a jerk off joke,
hand solo and a Wookie.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
So which step in the skincare process is it it's like
?
Is it like toner?
Orgas orgasm moisturizer?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
See, that's a question that.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
ChatGPT couldn't have come up with yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
They're not very funny, by the way.
I've asked them to write somejokes and they are corny as hell
oh.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
God, I know.
That's why, when people areopenly admitting that they're
using it for creative stuff, fortheir writing.
I'm like, what do you do, like,if you need to use chat gpt to
write something?
You're not a writer, just don'twrite, yeah like it because
they're.
It's not going to be better thanwhat a human can do, at least
not at this point.
It will get to the point whereit becomes so advanced that it
(39:55):
is that good and people aregoing to start using and people
are going to start making moviesand doing all this stuff
through that and it's really,but it's like if you need that
now, when chat GPT is not at thepoint where they can make good
jokes and stuff like that, thenyou should find a new career.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
I actually felt kind of relieved that it was making
bad jokes.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, I was like oh, there's still space for me here
I can do bad jokes too.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Okay, so then orgasms we talked about that.
Oh, hormones like estrogen,oxytocin and testosterone all
play a role in skin health,which we talked about, and less
stress equals lower breakoutsand less inflammation.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Inflammation is just the root of all we talked about
that on the last podcast we justdid Right before you came in we
had a doctor, inflammation cango straight to hell, I know.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yeah, it's the worst, it's the bane of my it's, all
of my problems are.
It's so annoying, yeah, I know.
Yeah, it hurts, it's sad.
Um, let's see.
And then good skincare hygienepost-sex is just as important as
the benefits themselves.
I'm sorry, I'm just having likeimages come to my head like, um
, yeah, so yeah, I mean yeah,wash your face when you're yeah,
I'm either having images cometo my head, yeah, so yeah, wash
your face when you're I'm eitherhaving sex or doing my skincare
.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I'm not doing both so .
Speaker 2 (41:09):
I don't.
They think.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
I have a lot more motivation.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
One or the other.
Yeah, exactly, I get it yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Well, and if you've done so much during sex that you
actually have to wash your face, you're doing well.
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Absolutely that you actually have to wash your face.
You're doing well.
Yeah, exactly, absolutely.
Somebody's doing well,somebody's getting on.
Do it at the same time.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, what wash your face at the?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
same time and have sex.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Oh yeah, you could bring me back to the idea of
having sex if we both had towear the masks.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Oh, like the LED masks.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
No, just like the flimsy ones that fall off your
face.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
It looks like your skin is melting.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Oh my God, imagine the romance.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
One of it has like a lipstick line on it.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
It's like peeling off on one side.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Oh man, all right.
So that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Wait, hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Okay, so do you notice a difference in your sex
skin?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
See how hard it is.
It's not easy.
This has engaged the audienceknow it's, but I I feel like
we've already done that.
We've engaged the audience.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Do you guys notice a difference in your skin when
your sex life is active versus Ido.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Thank you for asking that's a great question.
Yeah, I do for sure that's avery.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
What about the audience?
Let us know in the comments.
Yeah, let us know in thecomments.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Please also like subscribe.
Thank, oh, yeah, I know I keepforgetting to say that at the
beginning.
Send money via cash app or avenmo.
Oh my god, all of that thatdavis comedy.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
I've done that before , but it's like I make jokes all
the time.
Like you can venmo me at blah,blah, blah and people do they do
, yeah, I have.
I have a, a listener, a guywho's been listening to me since
I started on Jim's firstpodcast and he's like the nicest
fucking guy ever and justbelieves in me and every once in
(42:51):
a while he'll just send me like$200.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
He's like hey, I really believe in you Keep going
.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I think you're going to be really successful one day,
and I'm like I needed this $200.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Thank you, that's so nice, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
You just got to put your link in the bio.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah.
That's a good move.
I mean, throw the numbers outthere.
People like you, they want tosupport you.
You provide them with a service, with happiness, with stress
reduction.
I bet his skin is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, Is it?
Yeah, I haven't seen him.
Are you talking about whoyou're talking about?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
I'm talking about guy you sent him.
Oh, okay, I was like you knowhim.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
No, no, no, he sends you money too yeah like 300, but
don't worry oh my god, that'sme, oh, that's what, that's what
post sex means he's mailing outmoney oh yeah, it through the
post he's like no, no, no Iprefer usps, yeah, checks.
I gotta go to the bank.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Uh, it's okay I have 14 cashier's checks just sitting
around.
I'm like I really want to cashthese.
I can't go to this so lazy howdo you even cash it?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
you have to go to the bank.
I don't have to go to the bank.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
I think, yeah, you can't take a picture of it, you
can't.
I've tried taking photos ofdollar bills and they still
won't deposit.
Oh man, yeah all right.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
So I guess we've learned that having sex, having
orgasms, playing, you know, withyourself things anything that
you can do that will get theestrogen or testosterone in your
case.
It's probably going to helpyour skin.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Help the skin, help you glow a bit now, but going
back to what Kelly was saying,unless the sex itself is
something that stresses you outbecause, of situations.
So oh, that's what they meanwhen they say you can go F
yourself Because that's whathappens.
It's like you do or you'redamned if you do, you're damned
if you don't.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
So I guess, just masturbate, okay, and that'll
help your skin.
Yeah, and you don't have to.
I never get angry with myselfafterwards.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
How come I didn't call myself back.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
So I think that's the route.
It's just staying active andlike basically putting your body
through like that, like thesuper high and low, like was
that is that?
Basically because when you workout like, you can kind of get
the same thing through your skin.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
but it's not the same , it's not going to affect same
hormones the same way.
Okay, that's what it is, okay.
Yeah, the sex hormones.
Okay, they say that women who Ididn't even say this, um, but
women who generally, who have alot of sex, which I guess is
like two or three times a week,um, have they look, you know,
maybe seven to ten years youngerthan they normally are.
So that's definitely worthkeeping in mind and I think you
do that by yourself too itdoesn't have to be with a person
(45:20):
yeah, it's like, oh, that'swhat it is.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
They say every time that you uh orgasm it's, it's,
it's a seven year, which is dogyears I was gonna say an angel
gets his wings.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, sorry, I got him confused, yeah every time
you orgasm, an angel gets hiswings because they said that
same.
That was the.
That was the quote from um.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
It's a wonderful life I know, yeah, every time an
organ every time an angelorgasms, they get their wings
how old are you?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
in come years um I think I'm uh, I think I'm 22
yeah wow, catch 22 I caught alot of 22s.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yep, that right I I had a journal when I was in high
school and it was just about,like my very limited experience
with like hooking up, and one ofthem was like my first hand job
I wrote about and it was likeand he said I was good at
catching or whatever and it wasso funny because I went to
college and I had left it athome and my I think my mom found
(46:15):
it and she read it and she'slike what is this?
and I was like, oh, it was ajournal that I, you know, like
all of my friends, when we wouldhave sleepovers we would read
our journals to each other andlike I didn't really have
experience with all that stuff,so I would just like write
things to read them.
She's like, oh well, you're areally good writer.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Oh, that's hilarious that's, that's how my career
started.
I was just about to ask youabout your career.
I'm not even kidding.
Um, wait, are you serious?
Yeah, no, no, but actually no,I wasn't.
I mean, I was serious, yes, Iwas, but we can get into that
another time because I'm sureit's a long story.
But it's just that you're likeyou were saying beforehand I'm
sorry to take away from yourjoke because it is hilarious,
(46:50):
but that you're not.
You're not a stand up comedian,but you are probably one of the
funniest people that I know.
Oh, thank you, yeah.
I just always the trauma.
Yeah, trademark.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
I want a T-shirt that says yeah, kb I think I when I
was still smoking weed I haddesigned this.
I was going to make a t-shirtthat it was like a brain, half a
brain and then half of a weedleaf.
That just said like uh, I can'teven remember what it said, but
it was basically like half weed, half trauma.
That's my personality in anutshell.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I think you would.
I think maybe you sent likesome.
Uh, it was like a photogenerated was ai generated.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so that that's you know
that's me in a nutshell, I wasalso just thinking about how
somebody like sandro can go onpublic transportation now and
masturbate when people ask himwhat he's doing.
It's like my skin care, sothat's good people are learning
from this?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
yeah, exactly self-care yeah self-care starts
with with yourself on the bus.
Yeah, on the bus.
Yeah, that's why they name itthat.
It's crazy, it's not just acoincidence the metro.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Oh my god, everything makes sense now it does.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Okay, good it does.
You can tell me on the way home.
I don't always get it.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I don't always get it it sounded like he was scared.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
I don't always get it well I wasn't sure if it was
going to come out.
Um, so yeah, but I don't alwaysget it nice um all right, so
thank you so much for being heretoday.
This was so fun as usual, we'regonna have to have you back
because, cause it's, I wouldlove to come up with a longer
topic.
For some reason I thought thatI that was going to be like a
good 20 minutes of just thetopic, but this is good.
(48:31):
I think we got to the meat ofit quickly.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
We came past it.
Yes, thank you All right.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Oh where can people find you on social?
Oh, Kelly All right.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Oh, where can people find you on social?
Oh, Kelly Blackheart, on prettymuch everything.
And then I have a podcast withDJ Qualls.
He's one of my favorite peoplein the entire world so funny, so
smart.
It's called Locked and ProbablyLoaded.
It comes out every Wednesdayand check it out.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Ours comes out on Wednesday too, one time's yours.
Whenever we're not very good atbeing super consistent, I think
it's supposed to come out atthree o'clock in the morning,
but that's what we do.
That's what we do.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
We do it for we research People say that a lot
of Tokyo businessmen when theythey fly to New York they like
to get a podcast early All right.
Well watch, Kelly's first,we're huge in.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Tokyo Very Awesome, awesome.
We are huge in Tokyo, yeah, Imean.
I'm 6'2", they're like what thefuck is that?
I'm masturbating.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
I'm like I'm doing my skincare Anyway.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Make yourself taller?
Okay, all right.
Well, thank you so much forbeing here.
We just love you so much andwe'll see you next time.
Yeah, bye, I want to clap atthe end Of.
I went like this that wasfucking awesome.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
We landed the plane.
He's like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
That's it, perfect, I'm.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Kelu Blackheart.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yes, you're Kelu.
You are listening to, watching, hearing, smelling,
tasting and feeling sex, drugsand skincare.
Like and subscribe.
Hey, welcome back to sex, drugsand skincare.
I am the host, One of the twohosts.
That's good, that's nice, Ilike how confident you are.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm the host.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I've never said it like that before, though that's
good.
That's good.
A stand-up esthetician Is thatright?
No, yeah, a stand-upesthetician, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
God, A stand-up esthetician licensed comedian.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Mm-hmm, you know what they say.
You're supposed to stumble overyour own joke every time.
You say it Every time, andthat's when everything is just
whatever.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, that's my favorite album.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, whatever, who cares?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No hysteria.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, with me.
As usual, is my boyfriendco-host not in this order.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Sherpa set decorator I was your set decorator.
I was your set decorator first.
Yeah, and that's where we met.
I was, I was decorating sets,and then that's where we met and
we like fell.
And then we came to sherpa wefell, we fell when I didn't love
, we just fell you just fell, weboth just fell over.
He caught me um, and then uh,then we, then we started dating.
After, uh, you realized I coulddecorate your sets and drive me
around.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I could drive you around, yeah I don't feel old at
all when my boyfriend's, likeyou, want me to take you to work
I, I have.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I like driving the car, I like being the driver in
life, the passenger.
Being a passenger.
Life makes me nauseous, um, butuh, yeah, so I like driving you
around, so it feels like youknow, so I'm not gonna get hurt.
Well, maybe I don't know ifthat, but also like I gotta take
care of it.
I'll just take you, you know,and it's you own the car, so you
have equity.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But I drive you around.
He loves to take care of oldladies, I swear.
And then it's getting more andmore offensive.
It's a kink.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, it is a kink, Speaking of which I have to fix.
I have to after this, I have togo to your apartment manager's
place and fix her printer.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
true, though right are you?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
going over there I do have to do it.
Jesus, are you gonna decorateher set?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
no, no no, no, she wishes she does.
She keeps the heat on too muchwith him well, I do favors for
it.
I know it's all about, whatevershe likes your look too well,
yeah, because I'm like 50 yearsyounger than she is.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Excuse me, um well, uh, let's just keep it rolling.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay yeah, by the way , that cough.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, that was smooth as pie.
I almost said I was going tosay you did it better in
rehearsal.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, but yeah, I'm ready to keep it rolling.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We have a repeat guest who's very, very funny and
she kept turning us down.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And finally she said yes, no.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm excited to bring her up.
So do you want to talk aboutwhat the show's about today and
then bring the guest out?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, yeah, that's a good call, all right.
So today the topic is we'regoing to break down the science
of how sex, or lack of it, willaffect your skin.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And that's the topic.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Sex and lack of it will affect your skin
interesting and that's the topic.
Okay, okay, sex in the skin.
Sex in the skin, yeah notmasturbation in the skin.
Well, maybe, okay, good, yeah,because that was a very, I think
, with masturbation.
Was that a?
Was that a children's book?
I think it was a movie.
Was a movie, right?
Yeah, no, you're thinking of ariver runs through it, which is
about I mean, that's just thewhole perverse thing.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh, my god, it's about water sports, but go ahead
marco um so um polo oh my god,all right, I'm sorry all right,
uh, this guest is, uh, she'slike sondra was saying she's
been here before, she has apodcast.
It's very, she's so funny andshe has a very funny podcast
with um DJ qualls, which I'msure you know who that is.
(03:47):
Uh, it's called locked andprobably loaded and we're going
to bring you over here before Istart clapping.
So, uh, come on out.
Kelly Blackheart.
Yay, thanks so much for coming,thanks for having me again.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I had so much fun last time so I was stoked when
you asked me to come back.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh, I was like, yeah, it was an easy choice to give
you a ringy ding.
Thanks, yeah, how you beendoing.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Great.
I just got back from Europe.
I was in Sweden and Norway.
One of my best guy friends.
He does an international tripevery year for his birthday and
so every year he's been like hey, do you want to come with me on
this one?
I'm like I can't afford it.
We're going to entertainment, Ican't afford it.
(04:31):
Uh, and this year he's like,well, what if I got your flights
?
And I was like maybe, but likeI have a dog and that's $700.
And then like food and all thatstuff.
And so I was talking to DJabout it on the way to shoot our
podcast one day and he's likeI'll just pay for the rest.
And I was like am I getting atrip paid for by two guys that I
don't have sex with this?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
is literally the pinnacle of my fucking life.
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
So yeah, I got bankrolled by my sugar daddies.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Did you have a great time?
Yeah, and what's great, like soTeddy Swims, the singer he was.
I was like happened to belooking up concerts that were
happening out there.
I'm like maybe there'll besomething there.
And he was doing a show inStockholm when we were there and
I knew that DJ had like met himbefore he had his phone number
and so I jokingly was like, hey,you want to ask, teddy, if we
can get tickets to the concert.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
He's like OK, I'll one in Oslo and I'm like yeah,
it was very, very cool they were.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
They were.
I got three tattoos.
You know I got um if you'relistening and not watching.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We're going to describe what she's got.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
The first one I have to explain before I show you,
because we were at one of themuseums in Stockholm and I saw
this picture of this guy that hewas wearing, like these little,
he had the skinniest legs,little white tights and then
just the biggest jacket I'veever seen in my life and I
laughed really hard.
I bought a mint case at thegift shop it made me laugh so
hard and I had a tattooappointment.
Like an hour later I went backto the hotel room on procreate.
(05:55):
I did an outline of this guy'sbody and I was like I need to
get that oh my god so it'sgustav vasta which was one of
their kings.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I love it.
Oh my god, it's awesome, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Gustav Vasta, which was one of the kings.
I love it.
Oh my God, that's awesome.
It's almost like a line drawing.
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And then underneath it it's in Swedish it's someone
who isn't me, which is what swimstands for.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And then this one I got in Norway and it's in
Norwegian.
It says a traditional Norwegiansaying that's what it's meant,
perfect.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Are you Norwegian?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, perfect, are you norwegian?
No, okay, even better.
Yeah, I'm a european mutt on mymom's side of the family.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
My dad's side's fully polish, but okay, yeah, but I
don't know, that's not a goodname for a comedy special fully
polish yeah, so that's prettycool trip you got when you go
there and you're like.
You get inspired to, like, wantto remember it and keep it on
your body for, like, your entirelife.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I get a tattoo everywhere I travel for the most
part because I treat my bodylike a human scrapbook and and I
don't take anything veryseriously Like I have another
tattoo that says reallymeaningful song lyrics, because
I am worried about gettinganything permanently on my body
because I'm like if I get a songlyric of this artist or
whatever, and then they're afucking rapist I was just like I
(07:08):
don't want that, so now thiscould be any song lyric ever
this is not a serial pedophilessong list, right, yeah, exactly
I actually like I very brieflylooked up gustav vasa and I was
like, was he like the worst, or?
and I looked at her and I waslike, eh, he was fine.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
He wasn't.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, as long as he wasn't the worst you're like,
yeah, but I love the outline,alright cool.
I didn't need muchjustification, I was like it
makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So that's all you need.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean toCosby still makes me laugh, I'm
sorry.
I don't know why, I know that,but, oh my God, that would be
amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Speaking of Cosby, today's episode is about sex.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It is actually?
Do you notice that after youhave and this is very personal
but do you notice that after agood night of sex, that you look
a little more glowy or dewy?
I don't have sex anymore.
Okay, perfect.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I haven't had sex since 2019 because it's never
good, it's never good and I findmen to be very annoying now.
And it used to be that I thoughtthat I wanted to be in a
relationship or I was open to it, and now I'm like every single
relationship I've been in mylife has gotten inextricably
worse.
I'm just like I'm not, I'm nothaving fun.
(08:27):
I become like a more insecureperson because I'm not get.
I'm like just with these peoplethat are emotionally
unavailable, and I used to be avery big casual sex person.
Um, and then I realized I'm notdoing this for me, like.
I, I convinced myself, I'm likeoh yeah, I like this but I'm
like it was never good for me,like I convinced myself.
I'm like, oh yeah, I like this,but I'm like it was never good
(08:48):
for me and I'm like, if I haveto shave my legs one more time
to not come, we're going to haveproblems, so, so yeah, I just
gave it up.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I don't think girls can have casual sex, Honestly.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I thought you were going to say orgasms.
I'm like that's what they allthink and that's why they don't
try.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's what I thought , just kidding.
What's his show about Joking.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I don't believe in women orgasm.
I don't think it exists.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, you think it's fake Like the moon landing.
I do think Neil Armstrongdefinitely had sex with a woman,
I was going to say he had anorgasm on the moon.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Well, that's why I've always had such an issue with
porn, because I'm like why arethey making those noises?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I know that it's not that enjoyable.
I've had really really goodmassages in my life and the most
I've eked out it's like maybe Iwas gonna say, maybe they
actually just use the audio fromsomebody getting a massage and
they dump it over on the deeptissue.
Oh my god, it's neverreflective of it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's always like the guy goes down on her and 10
seconds later she's like no ittakes 45 minutes.
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And then if I think of something, else I'm like
start over from the top.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Everybody back to one .
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That is amazing.
It's so true I want that to bethe name I got him.
Comedy special now Everybodyback to one.
That's hilarious, all right, solet's talk a little bit about
sex today.
So obviously, sex is going todo things like it's going to
boost your circulation, sothat's going to oxygenate your
skin, oxygenate your skinoxygenate.
I'm sorry, it was hard to saythat.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It is hard Oxygenate.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Oxygenate.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oxygenate.
Yeah, I knew it.
I can't Nate, remember Nate.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, oxygenate, yeah , all right.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oxygenate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
This was.
That was from Healthline.
Okay, ooh, yeah.
So I'm citing sources.
Now Shout out to Healthline.
Thank you for sponsoring theepisode.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So during, during sex , your heart rate is going to,
your heart rate is going toincrease.
So obviously it's going todeliver more oxygen to your
cells and I think we alreadykind of said that it's
comparable to like probablyworking out.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Something I also quit in 2019.
I found I was not having funand I was not coming.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And you were shaking your legs for no reason.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I don't do anything if I'm not coming anymore.
I like that you have to say Idon't do anything if I'm not
coming anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I like that you have to say if you're not coming,
you're going and you want tostay Fuck.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Well, now she's going .
Hey, Confucius.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You know, it's Confucius.
Absolutely, I don't know what Ijust said.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right.
It also stress reduction.
Obviously, when you are havingsex and maybe you're coming um,
you're gonna have yeah, lessbreakouts because of the stress.
I can't talk today, that thisis the earliest stress, stress
reduction, stress say it stressit's too easy to say you're
(11:39):
gonna, you're gonna.
I'm gonna say that now stress,okay, hold on, hold on Stress
reduction Nice, okay, that'sreally good.
Okay, good, thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We'll just use that in post, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Thanks.
That was a study published inPubMed that found that stress
directly affected the skinconditions like acne and eczema
too.
Because eczema, do you have anyeczema or anything like that?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I don't have any like bumps.
I don't have any rashes or likecause.
I initially thought it wasbites or anything Like I was
like does my dog have fleas?
What's going on?
And it doesn't.
It's not every day, it's notconsistent and it'll sometimes
be my legs, sometimes it's myback, my arms my scalp, whatever
I don't, I never, you never seeit, I never have any like
raised bumps or anything likethat.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's just.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I don't know if it's psychosomatic or what but I
don't enjoy it.
It's probably like histaminesin your body.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, it could be liver disease or that that's.
That's what my Google searchfound so I'm so glad you guys
tuned in today Cause becausethis is the last time we're
probably going to see Kelly fora while.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
God willing.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
She kept itching, she just kept itching herself to
death.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It was weird Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So orgasms and intimacy reduce cortisol.
Do you know about cortisol?
I do.
We've been talking a lot.
That seems to be a big buzzwordlately.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, I think I've been binging on cortisol.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think you have been on a big cortisol binge.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I've on cortisol.
I think.
I think you have been on a bigcortisol binge, cortisol binge
lately, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
But, um, okay, so orgasms and it's a stress
hormone basically, and uh, itcan trigger your breakouts and
inflammation, um, it also canmake you fatter and it weakens
the skin barrier, um, and it'sgoing to lead to dry, dryness
and irritation.
So I'm wondering, maybe, ifyou're having like, are you
having excessive stress in yourlife right now?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
um, I wouldn't say that the world is stressful at
all right now.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Everything's so carefree and totally fine.
No, I think, cortisol has beenan issue.
High cortisol has been an issueof mine for years, so yeah,
Okay, I do like the caffeine alot the coffee yeah all day long
.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well, it's a very, very diluted amount of cold brew
coffee.
So I'm very health consciousbut it is, it is throughout the
entire day that I'm just likemicro sipping this stuff, which
is, you know, causing theanxiety to go up a bit and the
cortisol to flare yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So yeah, well, we'll.
We'll tone it down a little bit, we'll figure it out, okay I'm
just gonna switch out your brownwater for another brown water
well, but but what if I justorgasm?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
right?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
after I drink the coffee, then I'm like whoa, and
now we're doing science.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, I like that yeah, oh, a cup of coffee, a cup
off me, see, and then that's agood motto we could do how are
you this good this early in theday?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I had weed in between no, that's true, I know, and I
did not uh see, I, I quit weedfor seven months.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I just like around my birthday.
I just didn't have any like.
I didn't have money toresponsibly buy more weed
especially for my toleranceresponsibly part.
Well, it's just like oh because?
it's just because my tolerancewas so high that it was to the
point where every time I gotweed it was $200 or like $150
worth, and I was like I'm justnot gonna buy any more weed
until I get to the point that I,like, absolutely have a craving
(14:56):
that I can't satisfy.
And I lasted seven months.
And then, a few weeks ago, Iwas like everything was really
shitty and I got bad news and Iwas like I'm going to get weed
and I started smoking again forlike a week and I realized that
my body actually hurts way morewhen I'm smoking weed.
Um, I have, like I have a ton ofinflammation, I've got bad
joint.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I have.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.
What is that?
Um, it's I actually don't knowhow to even explain it.
I think it's like a.
It's basically where your, yourjoint, you're hyperflexible,
you, your joints are really bad.
Um, like they do these littletests, like if you can do this
with your, your thumb, and I canlike bend everything, like it's
, it's nuts, so like I havechronic pain, but I've been
(15:40):
feeling a lot better recentlyand I didn't ever pair the two
together, and so when I startedsmoking again, I was like, oh no
, my knees hurt again.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Like this is not good .
I was like.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I love weed.
Why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Did it just like, like amplifies, like the pain
that's there?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, I think cause, like so many people use weed as
a painkiller.
Um, for, for me, when I smoke,I can feel like every single
nerve ending.
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I think it makes sex better sometimes.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, that's why it's serviceable.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I was about to say good, I'm not going to lie to
these people.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
She almost said good, I know if I was fine if I have
a headache like, like orwhatever anything it definitely
I'll feel the throbbing.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yes, for sure.
I'm like when I'm high.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So I Do you notice, like just like when you got high
you were like you felt the highand then you started to feel
like, yeah, and just likewalking my dog.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I've always had kind of knee problems, but over the
last probably about a year, myknees have gotten better and
better and better and so I don'thave any pain when I'm walking
and all that stuff.
And then now all of a suddenI'm walking my dog and I'm like,
oh, the fucking knee pain'sback.
And the only thing that changedis I started smoking weed again
and I was like, why would?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
you do this?
Have you tried eating it to seeif it's any different?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, I don't mind edibles, but there's something
about smoking that's just soenjoyable and like also being
able to temper the high and likeand being like.
Oh, I'll take a couple of puffspuffs here before I eat
something, and then you can geta little bit more high, whereas
edibles it's like just jump in.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I mean I definitely brought edibles to.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Europe and I.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I got pretty high there, but Did they sell a lot
of edibles?
No, I brought them.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I bring drugs everywhere I travel.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
We do too.
We sneak it into differentsituations the thing is that
it's food they can't tell youany differently.
You know and we brought in abrownie.
That was before they startedregulating like how much, how
many, how much tc they wereputting in it.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
And there was what like how many this one was like
it was a thousand milligrambrownie and I remember like I
put it in like the fridge andlike the guy that came in.
We got there early so the guywas cleaning and I put stuff in
the fridge and he thought it wasthe other people's stuff and so
he threw it away.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Oh my god, a thousand milligrams.
Yeah, we were worried about him.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I thought, I was like , oh my god, this guy eats it.
This he's gonna make.
What did you do?
It's like I don't know.
I ate this stuff from thispeople's place and then the cops
will show up and these corruptitalian idiots show up.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Are you naked?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
he's holding a duster but he like threw away.
He ended up throwing it awaywhere he wasn't supposed to and
so I'm like oh my god, that's it.
So I found the ziploc that wasopen and I just like all right,
so I just took it.
Nothing, if it was a regularbrownie it would have just left
it there didn't somebody yell atyou afterwards for putting the
trash there?
Yeah, this lady was like youcan't leave it there.
I'm like oh no, we didn't, butI didn't in italian in italian.
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Yeah, but she was filipino oh,she was, yeah, italy's just
fascinating anywhere.
That's just not the us.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, that's true all right, so, um, so, what was I
going to go to now?
Estrogen and collagen boostskin hydration and elasticity,
and oxytocin, which we know isthe love hormone, which is
probably a reason why most girlscan't have casual sexual
relationships, because we getattached.
I don't know about you, but itdoesn't take much for me.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, I prefer oxycodone.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
See, that's nice.
I get attached to that veryquickly.
Makes me sleep, that's good, um, but that oxytocin reduces
muscle tension, so does oxycona,and uh prevents stress-related
wrinkles.
Um, and testosterone and oilregulation, uh, or, let's see
sex, but oh, this okay, sothat's we're talking about.
So the sex is going to increaseyour testosterone, okay, okay,
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um, and it's going to which is,in turn, going to regulate the
oil in your face.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Oh, okay.
So that's at the end and it'llbasically like that's why, like,
if you're like working out orfeeling blushed or flushed or
whatever, like it just kind ofmakes your face like red, yeah,
and they always make fun of likethe kid who's always got like a
ton of acne and knowing that,like he's a virgin, it's going
to like clear it up and now thatkind of makes sense.
Oh my god, yeah interestingbecause he hasn't been doing
(19:51):
that.
Yeah, I had a bunch of backacne you did as a kid.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
You guys got to take this show to middle school.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Let's be like you guys need to start fucking.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's your problem.
They're like me, you're tryingthat what do you think?
Yeah, so okay.
So the parents saw.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
and then we have to talk to their parents.
The parents are cock blockingtheir kids From having clear
skin.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, so apparently, according to WebMD, the states
that reduce cortisol levels Idon't like the way they worded
this reduce cortisol levelspost-orgasm contribute to acne
reduction.
So you could just say thatpost-orgasm you're gonna have
reduced cortisol.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, I don't like post-orgasm.
Post Malone was my favoritePost-org.
Yeah, I don't like post-orgasm.
Post Malone was my favoritePost-orgasm was I don't know.
He came and went.
Nice babe.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, so you're going to have less stress.
You're going to have fewerbreakouts.
Sex-induced sweating might helpclear your pores.
You're a big sweater babe.
Yeah, I am, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I'm still poor.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I mean yeah, you're a big sweater babe, yeah, I am.
Yeah, yeah, I'm still poor.
I mean, yeah, so always close,it says, but always cleanse
post-sex well, maybe whatever.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Like nothing's less sexual than the word cleanse,
like he's cleansed.
Or post-sex yeah, post-sex,just yeah.
I don't know what the hell thatmeans just throw me a paper
plate, and what?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
are you doing with a paper plate?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Just fanning yourself , just drying out the sweat.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
He always makes a joke.
It's like you know, becausethere's just you know, there's
remnants left over you know, andhe's like can I get you like a?
You know?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Oh, sometimes I'll be like to clean up with A roll of
aluminum foil.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, I was like roll of aluminum foil Sex leftovers.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yes, yeah, sex leftovers.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I like the remnants Like it's carpet, like that
movie with DiCaprio in it, theremnant, yeah, the remnant, the
remnant.
I didn't even see it.
I don't like him.
Okay, sorry if you're out there, I like you a lot, it's okay,
we don't need to like him, thankyou I think he's going to be
coming down.
Um telegraph discovered that drdavid's okay, so I don't need
(21:55):
to like keep going through allof these.
Um dr david is.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
We've heard dr david all fucking morning long.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I'm just tired of his shit well, apparently he found
in a sex study that regular sexactivity can make you look up to
seven years younger right dueto the increased uh circulation
and the collagen production arethese like studies that like
they've like taken people andthey're like to have sex
(22:22):
regularly?
Then you come back and theylook at their face and they
probably have you fill out likea survey or something afterwards
, like the kinsey reports.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Okay, you know he's probably one of the doctors from
porn where it's like hey youknow, you could look seven years
younger if you have sex and itturns out I am a sex doctor.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
He just happens to have like a stethoscope on a
porn set.
Yeah, exactly, he's like nurse.
Come in here, okay.
So let's talk about psychiatry,something called Frontiers in
Psychiatry, discuss how hormonalchanges impact your mental and
physical well-being.
And without sex, you're goingto experience dullness and
(23:03):
increased stress, apparently, oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Disagree, stress way down.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
yeah, we don't have to agree on any of these points,
by the way um.
So yeah, you're gonna, but youare gonna get um, it says.
While by factors like diet andsleep also play a role, a drop
in oxytocin and estrogen cancontribute to that?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
what about that seinfeld episode where george
stopped having sex and he gotsmarter?
Did he get smarter when hestopped having sex oh
interesting, but if I used.
But this thing says if you stophaving sex, you get dull.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't recall the episode.
Was that a choice that he made?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
It was a choice he made because his girlfriend at
the time had mono and shecouldn't have sex.
So he decided and all of asudden he started learning.
He realized that he learnedthat he knew how to speak
Portuguese.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
For real.
Yeah, I don't remember this.
Yeah, it was a great episode.
I would guess if that was areal thing it would just be like
constantly thinking about sexmakes your brain kind of dumb.
It's like, oh, sex, sex.
But when you when you take itout of the equation.
You can like actually thinkabout other things that makes
sense.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
To me, that makes way more sense.
Yes, the, the um, the effort,or, like the, the work, to go
into something that you'rethinking about doing constantly.
So that would make sense thatif you're having it, if it's
something you want to do, thatwill actually reduce your stress
.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I don't think that's what she's saying, though I
think she's saying if you thinkabout it too much, it makes you
stupid.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, I think it turns into caveman brain.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah yeah, is that what you were saying too?
Yeah, but I'm saying like, ifthat's all you're doing is
thinking about, then absolutelyyeah, but if you're having sex,
that is like okay, that's likewhere it's, like it could
release, like the tension orwhatever right but, yeah, that
makes sense that, yeah, youwould definitely be dull if
that's all you're thinking about, is that I just want commies
yeah, tesla, commies.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's amazing, you better drive a tesla, all right,
so this is a question you askedme on the way here.
Um, what about?
What's your problem?
One of many um problems in thatquestion.
But uh, what about solo play?
Yes, what about uh taking careof yourself taking care of
yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Does that count as yourself?
Does that count as sex?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, Well, it counts as the orgasms and you're going
to benefit it even without apartner.
So, kelly, I'm thinking,benefit without a partner.
If you're not going to do itwith a partner, you could still.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Sometimes I'm too lazy to even do that.
I probably masturbate twice amonth.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Twice a month.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That's pretty good though yeah, that's on average.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I think it's good, but I have 100% success rate.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Take that, men.
We got so many good clips inthis episode, yeah.
So Healthline also says thatself-pleasure can give you the
same oxytocin boosting andstress reducing efforts as
partnered sex.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Partnered sex.
Partnered sex Wow, you get inan LLC with somebody.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I was thinking more like square dancing, but yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Take your partner round and round.
That's if you're swingers.
That's also part of swingdancing.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, no, I know, no, no swing.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
No, I know.
No, no, I'm wrong.
No, I know, but I'm wrong, no,I know but I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So, yeah, I feel like I'm talking so fast.
When you're here, I talk reallyfast because you are so quick.
You're so fast.
Yeah, you're so quick.
It's probably the.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
ADHD.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Oh well, that's a good thing, it works for you.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I picked up my nephews from school yesterday
and I listened to podcasts onlike 1.8 times speed, and so
every time I pick them up fromschool.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I listen to trivia for kids with them because I
want them to be smart.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
And my nephew was going she talks so fast and I'm
like, oh God, I forgot we wereon 1.8.
So I turned it on one and I waslike, oh my God, I'm going to
fall asleep.
Like this is so like evenlistening to my own podcast at
one time speed.
I'm like are we high Like?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
why are we talking so slowly, even when you listen to
yourself later?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, so I listen to everything on close to double
speed, just because if thingsare moving too slowly along, my
brain will just trail off,You'll have time to go.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Okay, so I have to keep it like actively engaged
the entire time.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I like that.
Yeah, it's like maximizing yourtime, like.
That's like efficient, likemanipulating.
It's like no, give it to mefaster.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
yeah, that's pretty cool, I'm really hoping we don't
get to the point that you canwatch tv shows on 2x, because I
will do it and I know that I'llbe worse for it.
You know, it's like I don'tthink it's a good thing that I'm
constantly doing all of thisstuff but it's the only way I
can stay engaged but you're not.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
You're gonna skip all the emotions that they're
trying to like bleed you out.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
You do see a lot of people online going like what do
we need this scene for?
I'm like it's like the entirepoint all right.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
So solo play can can provide similar hormonal
benefits reduce cortisol right,we just talked about that
increased blood flow.
Relaxation a relaxation, um,and it also helps your sleep
post-orgasm.
I think it helps, even with notpost-orgasm, just helps your
sleep.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
But yeah, but it contributes to overnight skin
repair because your cells aregoing to turn over a lot faster.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Skin cell turnover.
Skin cell turnover.
What about it?
No, I'm just Okay.
Are you killing time before I?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
get to the next topic .
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, I've seen you already said that Oops, oops,
look at my nose that Oops, oops.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Look at my nose, it says oops, I was using a voice
to text.
Oh God, we're already at theend here.
Okay, cool, so as far as sexgoes, do you have anything else
you want to talk about?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Oh, my God, we went through it.
I mean, it probably didn't helpthat I was like fuck sex.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's a thing we don't want to seem biased here.
We have to present both sidesof the argument.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
So it makes sense.
Yeah, we get a lot of hatecomments for this.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh my God, If we get any comments, we're so thrilled.
Please say things that willhate us.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I currently have a comment that I made on somebody
else's tiktok that has goneviral and I'm like make it stop
because every time I look attiktok it's like 99 plus
notifications.
I'm like maybe one of my videosis doing well, they're like no,
that comment that you made.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I'm excited that happens to me.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, it has like 150 000 likes.
I'm like why can't you turn offthe fucking notifications?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
oh, you can't turn off on a comment.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
No what was the comment.
It was a clip of this young guy, dean, who does a lot of like
political commentary, and so hegot a call in from this guy who
was a veteran, who was like aformer Trump supporter, and he's
like here's where I you know, Iactually have now changed my
mind, but in the beginningDean's got headphones on, he's
got the microphone and he's likeso did you vote for Trump?
(29:31):
And the guy's like I did, andhe goes awesome, awesome,
awesome, why'd you do that?
And so it was just like he'slike typing notes and I was like
he looks like he's doingcustomer service for America.
Like it wasn't even a goodcomment, it wasn't even in my
top 10, you got some newfollowers from your comment.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
No, yeah, like five.
Yeah, five, that's fine.
Hey again, five new followers.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
It's like I get so excited I got five new followers
last week and I was just like Ican't believe anybody ever
stops to listen to anything Ihave to say.
Even now I'm like what are youguys getting paid?
I know, I courtlandy episodewhere pat noswell plays a guy
(30:17):
that's like a top commenter, yes, where he's like, oh my god,
did you write that comment.
He's like, yeah, that was me,it was like.
It was like, when he said that,I was like, yeah, that's sort
of like people out there likedude, were you the comment?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
oh my god, that's so awesome he's just like sitting
in a room by himself.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, he's like are you gonna go to comment fun yeah
, probably signing autographsyeah, I mean they should.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
They should start monetizing, like that's the
thing.
It's like social media ispropped up by people who are
good in the comments, like thereare some videos where I'm like
ah, that was fine, but you openthe comments and the comments
are so hilarious and you're justwatching like let's let's start
rewarding the comment sectionwell, they say, in order to get
engage, more engagement, you'resupposed to engage with things
(30:52):
that are like your thing.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I mean, I'm telling you, but you know way more about
all of this than I do.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
honestly, yeah, I mean I definitely do try to
engage as much as possible.
It's like it's one of thosethings where I know there are so
many people who treat theirlikes like they're fucking
dollar bills and they're like,oh, this person has to earn my
like, whereas I'm very liberalwith it.
I'm like, if this, if this is afriend of mine, or if this is a
topic that I like, it's like,I'm just gonna like it.
(31:23):
I'm encouraging.
Yeah, you know that that typeof stuff on my algorithm, yeah,
it's positive.
Yeah, at this point, myalgorithm knows me better than
anybody, like when, when peopleI know send me videos, I'm like
what are you doing?
You?
Do not know me better than myalgorithm, if I like the video
you sent me.
I've already seen it, and ifyou're sending it to me because
you like it, go fuck yourself.
You didn't think about me atall in this transaction.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I get so pissed when people send me videos.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
It's so passive, aggressive, yeah, it's like
people send me videos and it'slike it's one thing if you send
me like an explanation,explanation like oh, I'm sending
you this because blah, blah,blah, whatever.
But if you send me a video thatI can't immediately recognize,
that is tailored for me in someway shape or form, I'm like what
?
So I don't even watch videoswhen people send them to me
anymore so people have lost theprivilege.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, you're just like you.
You don't even know me at all.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Like you have, like the thing you were like I'm so
entirely on the internet way toomuch, that I'm like do you
think I have time for a secondalgorithm?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
oh, my god, from your dm no, yeah, I'm already busy
with mine.
So is that how it's working Ifyou open up DMs and you click on
the?
I mean, I know I was.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I didn't even know they were connected.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Well, I'm saying I don't know, I don't know that
that affects my algorithm, butI'm just like, if you like it,
just repost it into your feedthen I'll see it but.
I don't know why we're now likeI.
I used to respond when peoplewould send me things I'd either
like, like the don't respond,and I'm like.
So now you've sent me 45 videosin a row that I have not
responded to once.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm just wondering what the end game is here that I
don't understand when people dothat because it's like they
mean well, and then after awhile it's like oh no, this is
too much, this is like psycho.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Are you a little bit talking about me?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
though Not at all.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, it's different literally probably 45 videos
that I've sent you yeah, but Igo back and I watch them and I
know that you don't like youknow, I know I feel bad because
I just I think of him and I'mlike oh, this, I think he would
like this.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I do the same thing with you.
I'm talking about people thatlike will like follow you
because they like you, orwhatever and then they just
start sending stuff and it'slike well, you don't even know
them.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, like I get a lot of those.
Yeah, like the first five.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'm like okay, or ha ha, ha, you know, and then yeah
you can't keep up with it.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I get sent like 40 or 50 videos a week and and half
of them are from people I'venever met or even had a single
conversation with in the dms.
I'm like what are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
you've you have a lot of people that like talk to you
like too much too much.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, like I mean I think you've posted some stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
It's like pretty crazy.
Some of the guys have said somethings to you, yeah that's it
that never happens to me ever.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
You got to be a little bit sluttier online I
know, I guess, so I just showedjust the top of the nip and then
they, they really that's whatthat means top of the nip to you
.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I knew it top of the nip.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
That sounds wrong actually yeah I don't want to
say that again.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
All right, I'm getting that tattooed on me.
Yes, top of the nip.
Yes, put it.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I don't want to say that again.
All right, I'm getting thattattooed on me top of the nip.
Yes, put it.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I don't know, like going to ireland top of the nip
to yeah old gaelic you mentionedit earlier.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I do have a tattoo from there and it's really
quando aroma, which means whenin rome.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh yeah, okay, that's right, I was gonna say what
smells.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Oh you said aroma, oh yeah, aroma, yeah, no I get it
now.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I've got quando, when you're in r?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Oh yeah yeah, quando in Roma Aroma?
Yeah, no, I get it now, I'vegot quando.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
When you're in Rome.
Okay, there's a saying Thankyou.
What?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
When in Rome there's a saying when in Rome.
Do you know that?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
saying yeah, you ever heard of that?
Yeah, have we met At the Eiffel?
This joke didn't work.
It probably didn't help that I,I, I helped.
I probably should have stayedout of it.
You guys, I'm going to go tothe bathroom.
You guys could keep.
(34:50):
Can you keep this going forlike another 10?
Are you really going to thebathroom?
No, no, no, thought she wasgoing for cummies.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I know my skin.
This podcast is stressing meout.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm like a little pe it um.
All right.
So what did we learn today?
I'm doing like recaps now in mymy podcast.
So we learned today that sexhas scientifically proven that
your skin, uh, will benefit fromit.
You're going to get bettercirculation okay, lower stress
I'm saying this so slow andincrease collagen you're aware
of your voice now, so that's Iam well, I think I'd talk really
(35:23):
fast, not enough, probably fastenough for you.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
But yeah, I'm I'll put it on.
I'm fine in like a human tohuman interaction, but when it's
a video and and it's like Ihave my tv, my big screen, on so
I can watch my little screenwith something in the background
, it's just like my brain needs8 000 things happening at once
and if somebody isn't getting tothe point fast enough, then I'm
like, oh, I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I picture you like at home with like all the screens
on Evil scientist.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
I'm going full Wally soon.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Getting everything delivered.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I don't even want to have to think 10 years from now.
I want somebody else to do itfor me.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I think we're on our way, yeah, to do it for me.
I think we're on our way.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, I think we're definitely on our way, I'll
source your thinking yeah, justinstall an AI.
Yeah, kill the planet.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
with every thought, You're like what am I going to
have for lunch today?
It's like global warming isfucking me.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yeah, there's just nothing but just jet fuel
everywhere to cover.
You're like Like what's thesquare root?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
of a hundred.
You know you could Google somany people talk about what they
use AI for, and I think AI is avaluable tool and there are
definitely uses for it, but theamount of people that I see that
are doing the most basic shit.
I asked ChatGPT what?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
five times six is and I'm like oh my God, Calculators
exist.
You're wasting ChatGPT's time.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
That's very true, sometimes I think that I'm
wasting its time because it'lllike take a really long time to
respond.
I'm like I'm sorry, were youbusy?
But I talk to it like betweentherapist sessions, like if I
have something, so that I don't,you know, have a meltdown.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Oh, that's good.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And then it talks me back down and it remembers
everything that I've told it, soit's been really helpful.
Do you use it for this?
I use it.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, I do, because I used to use it for Jim's
podcast all the time, like whenwe were doing I don't know about
that.
We would have an expert onevery week and a different topic
and at the beginning of it I'mlike doing massive amounts of
research to figure out whatquestions to ask.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
That's what I was doing and I'm like what am I?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
doing Like I would ask an expert about this topic.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
And like.
So you have to like kind ofcheck them, because sometimes
they.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
it would be like an off the wall question, but, um,
for the most part like that justsaved me so much time and
stress.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
That's the same thing that I've been doing and and
Sandra was like I don't knowwhich guest it was on, but he
was like maybe you want to likenot have the chat JPT thing on
the top so that they're like notknowing that you're using it.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
I don't think it matters I think.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
But we've gotten so far beyond that because you
started doing that when, like Imean, that's a long time ago a
few years ago.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
I mean, I guess I I've been off that podcast for a
year and a half, so probablythree years ago.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I'm so behind so well , I mean this is something you
know that's coming up.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
You know that more people, more.
It's becoming more pervasivenow, I think yeah people are
using it.
It's like um, but for somethinglike that, it's genius it's
great because you know theinformation, you know you want
to put.
You're like they can't think ofit.
You're like oh, okay, it's likeyou would search for.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
But this is to ask like super thoughtful questions,
you have to have a basicunderstanding of the topic, and
so I was having not only havingto research, but like really
have to understand these thingsin order to ask proper questions
.
Like you don't know what youdon't know, and so when chat GPT
would do it, I could at leastlike look up what the answers
were and get a betterunderstanding of that.
(38:34):
But but yeah, the questions gota lot better once I started
using not my own brain, I getthat.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
It's like a teaching tool too.
In a sense, it's directing youto the things that you need to
investigate.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, you're both learning from each other, from
the AI.
The algorithm is man?
A lot of points being madetoday.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
So what else did we learn?
We talked about orgasms, eitherwith partner or solo can be a
skincare.
Step in your in its own way, ohmy.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
God Hand solo.
Yes, I just remember with thatguy that.
I can't believe his characterwas just about a jerk off joke,
hand solo and a Wookie.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
So which step in the skincare process is it it's like
?
Is it like toner?
Orgas orgasm moisturizer?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
See, that's a question that.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
ChatGPT couldn't have come up with yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
They're not very funny, by the way.
I've asked them to write somejokes and they are corny as hell
oh.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
God, I know.
That's why, when people areopenly admitting that they're
using it for creative stuff, fortheir writing.
I'm like, what do you do, like,if you need to use chat gpt to
write something?
You're not a writer, just don'twrite, yeah like it because
they're.
It's not going to be better thanwhat a human can do, at least
not at this point.
It will get to the point whereit becomes so advanced that it
(39:55):
is that good and people aregoing to start using and people
are going to start making moviesand doing all this stuff
through that and it's really,but it's like if you need that
now, when chat GPT is not at thepoint where they can make good
jokes and stuff like that, thenyou should find a new career.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
I actually felt kind of relieved that it was making
bad jokes.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, I was like oh, there's still space for me here
I can do bad jokes too.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Okay, so then orgasms we talked about that.
Oh, hormones like estrogen,oxytocin and testosterone all
play a role in skin health,which we talked about, and less
stress equals lower breakoutsand less inflammation.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Inflammation is just the root of all we talked about
that on the last podcast we justdid Right before you came in we
had a doctor, inflammation cango straight to hell, I know.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yeah, it's the worst, it's the bane of my it's, all
of my problems are.
It's so annoying, yeah, I know.
Yeah, it hurts, it's sad.
Um, let's see.
And then good skincare hygienepost-sex is just as important as
the benefits themselves.
I'm sorry, I'm just having likeimages come to my head like, um
, yeah, so yeah, I mean yeah,wash your face when you're yeah,
I'm either having images cometo my head, yeah, so yeah, wash
your face when you're I'm eitherhaving sex or doing my skincare
.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I'm not doing both so .
Speaker 2 (41:09):
I don't.
They think.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
I have a lot more motivation.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
One or the other.
Yeah, exactly, I get it yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Well, and if you've done so much during sex that you
actually have to wash your face, you're doing well.
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Absolutely that you actually have to wash your face.
You're doing well.
Yeah, exactly, absolutely.
Somebody's doing well,somebody's getting on.
Do it at the same time.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, what wash your face at the?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
same time and have sex.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Oh yeah, you could bring me back to the idea of
having sex if we both had towear the masks.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Oh, like the LED masks.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
No, just like the flimsy ones that fall off your
face.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
It looks like your skin is melting.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Oh my God, imagine the romance.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
One of it has like a lipstick line on it.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
It's like peeling off on one side.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Oh man, all right.
So that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Wait, hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Okay, so do you notice a difference in your sex
skin?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
See how hard it is.
It's not easy.
This has engaged the audienceknow it's, but I I feel like
we've already done that.
We've engaged the audience.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Do you guys notice a difference in your skin when
your sex life is active versus Ido.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Thank you for asking that's a great question.
Yeah, I do for sure that's avery.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
What about the audience?
Let us know in the comments.
Yeah, let us know in thecomments.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Please also like subscribe.
Thank, oh, yeah, I know I keepforgetting to say that at the
beginning.
Send money via cash app or avenmo.
Oh my god, all of that thatdavis comedy.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
I've done that before , but it's like I make jokes all
the time.
Like you can venmo me at blah,blah, blah and people do they do
, yeah, I have.
I have a, a listener, a guywho's been listening to me since
I started on Jim's firstpodcast and he's like the nicest
fucking guy ever and justbelieves in me and every once in
(42:51):
a while he'll just send me like$200.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
He's like hey, I really believe in you Keep going
.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I think you're going to be really successful one day,
and I'm like I needed this $200.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Thank you, that's so nice, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
You just got to put your link in the bio.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah.
That's a good move.
I mean, throw the numbers outthere.
People like you, they want tosupport you.
You provide them with a service, with happiness, with stress
reduction.
I bet his skin is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, Is it?
Yeah, I haven't seen him.
Are you talking about whoyou're talking about?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
I'm talking about guy you sent him.
Oh, okay, I was like you knowhim.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
No, no, no, he sends you money too yeah like 300, but
don't worry oh my god, that'sme, oh, that's what, that's what
post sex means he's mailing outmoney oh yeah, it through the
post he's like no, no, no Iprefer usps, yeah, checks.
I gotta go to the bank.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Uh, it's okay I have 14 cashier's checks just sitting
around.
I'm like I really want to cashthese.
I can't go to this so lazy howdo you even cash it?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
you have to go to the bank.
I don't have to go to the bank.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
I think, yeah, you can't take a picture of it, you
can't.
I've tried taking photos ofdollar bills and they still
won't deposit.
Oh man, yeah all right.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
So I guess we've learned that having sex, having
orgasms, playing, you know, withyourself things anything that
you can do that will get theestrogen or testosterone in your
case.
It's probably going to helpyour skin.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Help the skin, help you glow a bit now, but going
back to what Kelly was saying,unless the sex itself is
something that stresses you outbecause, of situations.
So oh, that's what they meanwhen they say you can go F
yourself Because that's whathappens.
It's like you do or you'redamned if you do, you're damned
if you don't.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
So I guess, just masturbate, okay, and that'll
help your skin.
Yeah, and you don't have to.
I never get angry with myselfafterwards.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
How come I didn't call myself back.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
So I think that's the route.
It's just staying active andlike basically putting your body
through like that, like thesuper high and low, like was
that is that?
Basically because when you workout like, you can kind of get
the same thing through your skin.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
but it's not the same , it's not going to affect same
hormones the same way.
Okay, that's what it is, okay.
Yeah, the sex hormones.
Okay, they say that women who Ididn't even say this, um, but
women who generally, who have alot of sex, which I guess is
like two or three times a week,um, have they look, you know,
maybe seven to ten years youngerthan they normally are.
So that's definitely worthkeeping in mind and I think you
do that by yourself too itdoesn't have to be with a person
(45:20):
yeah, it's like, oh, that'swhat it is.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
They say every time that you uh orgasm it's, it's,
it's a seven year, which is dogyears I was gonna say an angel
gets his wings.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, sorry, I got him confused, yeah every time
you orgasm, an angel gets hiswings because they said that
same.
That was the.
That was the quote from um.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
It's a wonderful life I know, yeah, every time an
organ every time an angelorgasms, they get their wings
how old are you?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
in come years um I think I'm uh, I think I'm 22
yeah wow, catch 22 I caught alot of 22s.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yep, that right I I had a journal when I was in high
school and it was just about,like my very limited experience
with like hooking up, and one ofthem was like my first hand job
I wrote about and it was likeand he said I was good at
catching or whatever and it wasso funny because I went to
college and I had left it athome and my I think my mom found
(46:15):
it and she read it and she'slike what is this?
and I was like, oh, it was ajournal that I, you know, like
all of my friends, when we wouldhave sleepovers we would read
our journals to each other andlike I didn't really have
experience with all that stuff,so I would just like write
things to read them.
She's like, oh well, you're areally good writer.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Oh, that's hilarious that's, that's how my career
started.
I was just about to ask youabout your career.
I'm not even kidding.
Um, wait, are you serious?
Yeah, no, no, but actually no,I wasn't.
I mean, I was serious, yes, Iwas, but we can get into that
another time because I'm sureit's a long story.
But it's just that you're likeyou were saying beforehand I'm
sorry to take away from yourjoke because it is hilarious,
(46:50):
but that you're not.
You're not a stand up comedian,but you are probably one of the
funniest people that I know.
Oh, thank you, yeah.
I just always the trauma.
Yeah, trademark.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
I want a T-shirt that says yeah, kb I think I when I
was still smoking weed I haddesigned this.
I was going to make a t-shirtthat it was like a brain, half a
brain and then half of a weedleaf.
That just said like uh, I can'teven remember what it said, but
it was basically like half weed, half trauma.
That's my personality in anutshell.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I think you would.
I think maybe you sent likesome.
Uh, it was like a photogenerated was ai generated.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so that that's you know
that's me in a nutshell, I wasalso just thinking about how
somebody like sandro can go onpublic transportation now and
masturbate when people ask himwhat he's doing.
It's like my skin care, sothat's good people are learning
from this?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
yeah, exactly self-care yeah self-care starts
with with yourself on the bus.
Yeah, on the bus.
Yeah, that's why they name itthat.
It's crazy, it's not just acoincidence the metro.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Oh my god, everything makes sense now it does.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Okay, good it does.
You can tell me on the way home.
I don't always get it.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I don't always get it it sounded like he was scared.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
I don't always get it well I wasn't sure if it was
going to come out.
Um, so yeah, but I don't alwaysget it nice um all right, so
thank you so much for being heretoday.
This was so fun as usual, we'regonna have to have you back
because, cause it's, I wouldlove to come up with a longer
topic.
For some reason I thought thatI that was going to be like a
good 20 minutes of just thetopic, but this is good.
(48:31):
I think we got to the meat ofit quickly.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
We came past it.
Yes, thank you All right.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Oh where can people find you on social?
Oh, Kelly All right.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Oh, where can people find you on social?
Oh, Kelly Blackheart, on prettymuch everything.
And then I have a podcast withDJ Qualls.
He's one of my favorite peoplein the entire world so funny, so
smart.
It's called Locked and ProbablyLoaded.
It comes out every Wednesdayand check it out.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Ours comes out on Wednesday too, one time's yours.
Whenever we're not very good atbeing super consistent, I think
it's supposed to come out atthree o'clock in the morning,
but that's what we do.
That's what we do.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
We do it for we research People say that a lot
of Tokyo businessmen when theythey fly to New York they like
to get a podcast early All right.
Well watch, Kelly's first,we're huge in.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Tokyo Very Awesome, awesome.
We are huge in Tokyo, yeah, Imean.
I'm 6'2", they're like what thefuck is that?
I'm masturbating.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
I'm like I'm doing my skincare Anyway.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Make yourself taller?
Okay, all right.
Well, thank you so much forbeing here.
We just love you so much andwe'll see you next time.
Yeah, bye, I want to clap atthe end Of.
I went like this that wasfucking awesome.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
We landed the plane.
He's like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
That's it, perfect, I'm.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Kelu Blackheart.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yes, you're Kelu.
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