March 5, 2025 • 49 mins
Are you tired of waking up with dark circles? Eye bags and puffiness can be more than just a skincare nuisance; they can affect how you feel each day. Join us as we explore effective, rapid solutions to these common concerns in this engaging episode. With humor and candid discussions, we delve into the importance of addressing not only the symptoms but also the underlying causes of eye puffiness.
In this episode, we cover a range of topics, including cold therapy techniques using everyday items such as ice rollers and spoons, allowing you to incorporate soothing methods into your routine. Our hosts share their favorite makeup tricks, highlighting how to effectively conceal dark circles with peach-toned correctors. We also dive into the role that hydration, salt intake, and nutrition play in reducing eye bags, reminding listeners that skincare doesn't just happen on the surface.. Subscribe for weekly episodes and join our community as we navigate skincare with humor and heart!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Hey, welcome back to Sex, drugsand Skincare.
I am the host, nikki Davis Jr,licensed comedian, stand-up
esthetician doing skincare for25 years bringing the skincare
(00:23):
and the comedy.
I'm not bringing comedy tips,just skincare tips.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Skin tip cares yeah, skin tips, yeah, skin tips.
We have a briefcase full ofrandom pieces of skin tips from
people and now we're going toapply lotion to them and see if
we can rejuvenate them.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I wanted to make a joke about a moil, but I
couldn't come up with anythingfast enough.
Rub some moil on it, I don'tknow.
Isn't that the guy who cuts thething off the penis?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, the guy that yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, like a high moilage, high moilage.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
A joke isn't getting high, moilage.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, I'm saying the guy that's been doing it for a
long, long time.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh right.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, he's a high moilage moil.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I feel good Now that you mentioned it.
I don't know Now if I reallyreally get into it do I feel
good what's?
That compared to, and what'sthe point of any question?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I feel great, I'm going to ask you some questions
actually and then you're goingto maybe ask me some back, and
the reason why I'm working withyou specifically and only today
is because are we able to zoomin on his eyes?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
No, yes, I mean, do we have the technology?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Do we have the technology?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't know that's okay.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You look like you've.
Okay.
Have you had some salt thisweekend?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I've had some salt.
This weekend I've had some salt.
I I've had some salt.
I've had a lot of water, okay,but maybe more salt.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, well, today's topic is under-eye SOS rapid
fixes for when you need to lookalive.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Right, so these are quick fixes All right.
Nice, okay so.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I look dead right now .
No, you look a little sleepy.
I look sleepy A little bit Well, yeah Well, I mean right now.
No, you look a little sleepy, Ilook sleepy a little bit well,
yeah well, I mean I did smoke alittle that's true weed, but you
didn't smoke it under your eyes.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
No, I didn't.
Yeah, that only covers the fromthe from the bottom oh, you're
right, you're right, yeah, okay,so tell me sorry, I had hair in
my mouth.
I gave myself a haircut, by theway.
Did you do you like it?
I did like it.
Alex says yes, thank you yeahkatie made mention she's did.
Were you listening?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
she's like oh, I love how sometimes you rock the
ponytail and sometimes you don'toh, yeah, yeah yeah, I like it,
I like yeah, your hair growsreally fast and then you cut it
off and then, like a day later,it's growing back again.
I give it to locks for lust, Ithey make merkins out of it nice
, that's great because great youlike their locks for the most.
Because they make pubic wigs.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I like that you like it so much, it made me laugh at
my own joke, and sweat a littlebit too.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, the other day I delivered something to somebody
.
I delivered a package tosomebody.
His name was A and last namewas Melican.
A Melican, yes, I just said I'ma Melican.
I kept a malican.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
yes I just think I'm a malican.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I kept saying that all day long to yourself yeah,
I'm a malican, I love it.
Yeah, well, you know, sometimesyou gotta make yourself laugh.
So, speaking of yeah, um, whatcan I do about these uh
carry-ons that I have under myeyes?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
you do have a like it seems to be kind of a chronic
issue with you.
I noticed that with you, sugarand salt tend to be your enemies
, and also lack of sleep.
Honestly, sonar, you haven'tbeen getting enough sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I haven't been sleeping, uh, that much lately
and um a couple of decades now,but it's getting worse.
Well, these fixes are quick, um, and it's, it's, yeah, it's
getting worse.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, these fixes are quick and it's yeah, it's not
all right.
Well, it's not something likesleeping every night I'm not
going to tell you.
I mean, obviously, if you'resleeping and you don't have
allergies and you're not eatinga shit ton of sugar and all the
other things that cause eye bags.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'm eating a sugar ton of shit which is just it's
not.
It's good for my gut.
I think it's good for your gut,yeah, but the thing is that
like I don't sleep that as well,or whatever you know.
But kind of having this stuff,like because I wake up sometimes
and it's almost like theallergies, I think, also add to
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it Because I do, my nose willsniff, my nose will sniffle, my
nose will sniffle and then I'llhave to sniff it, to re-sniffle
it yeah, you know um these areall normal things, but then what
if you have like an auditionthat day, like you suddenly get
called in for something or andthen like your eyes are puffed
out?
yeah, I mean I don't know whatto do.
What should I do at that point?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
well, we'll talk about that.
That's why we're here today.
A second, are you?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
just saying that.
So I won't leave Because you'renot going to get up, right now
and get out of here.
But you intrigued me by sayinghold on if you sit around for a
second.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, keep the car running, though I'll be done in
a few.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, well, the car's always running.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay, the car's just always going All right.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
So I think that was a fun anecdotal opening I think
that was good nice, I like thatanecdotals yeah, anecdotals.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
All right, I'm talking kind of fast, maybe I
should slow it down a little bit, but I just feel like, with,
with, you, you read thatdifferently.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I'm talking kind of fast, I think you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Just you read that a little too fast I have notes now
, okay, I bring notes, uh, and Iread them, so occasionally,
yeah, I copy and paste them fromsomewhere and then I look over.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But I don't understand why you're putting
small talk in there.
You're also putting like I'llbring notes, occasionally I'll
bring them in.
It's like really weird thatyou're scripting the entire
thing.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I want to make time for small talk.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That's a good name for a podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I want to make time.
Oh my God, that is good for apodcast.
I want to make time, oh my god.
Time for small talk.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Make time for small, time for small talk, yeah all
right, let's trademark it andthen never do anything with it.
It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It sounds like a cocaine somebody else, yes uh, I
want to start so manybusinesses the next time I do
cocaine, which will be never,but cocaine probably, would
probably give you some, somegood some good eye bags.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Eye bags right now.
You wouldn't want to putcocaine on them because that
would numb them, right?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That would numb them.
But you know what, maybe, maybeI'm not going to rule it out.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I think that you could have just said anything
there and been like, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Cocaine Should I not put?
No well, let's try it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I mean put the cocaine a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah Well, the reason why I said that is because
there there's things withcaffeine in them and so, okay,
it is a stimulant and so I thinkit helps to get things moving.
But, um, let's first addresswhich we kind of already did uh,
why we get under eye circlesand the bags underneath?
So, um, there's genetics,obviously.
So yours I don't know if yoursis genetic, it might be my dad
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had eye bags.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Okay then it's probably genetic, maybe older in
life, but yeah, I think he had.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah I think it's common for italian men to have a
little bit of eye baggage.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Remember adriano's episode oh, yeah, about the dark
circles, yeah, and he sleepsand works out and eats.
Well, but he sleeps out andworks, works in.
He sleeps out and works in yeah, he's a guy.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So the alcohol obviously Not sleeping.
We said Just natural aging.
The skin under your skin isvery thin.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
The skin under your skin.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Did I say that?
Yeah, the skin under your eyes,wow, that's very telling the
skin under your skin.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It was also another nickname.
That was another name for thepodcast we threw around.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The skin under the skin.
The name with that was anothername for the podcast.
We threw around the skin underyour skin.
It goes.
This goes back to moils.
I was gonna say moils.
Did we say moils?
That's what it's for.
Okay, god, we're talking sofast.
People would think we weredoing.
Are we talking fast, alex?
Do you think we're talking fast?
Yeah, he says he's a millionmiles a minute, so right but
we're keeping up with your speedI don't think you're talking
fast.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Okay, yeah, good energy, good energy okay um.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So as we get older, the thin skins we lose the
subcutaneous fat layer under theskin and also the dermis gets
thinner so I like, I can see,like my cheekbones yeah more,
and more okay yeah, uh, becauseyou lose that sub.
You lose it all over your body,the subcutaneous fat layer, but
it shows up a lot in your face,especially under the eyes, and
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so then you're able to see moreof the blood vessels, which is
causing the darkness underneathyour skin.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Right, so that's just a natural part of aging for
some people and there's no wayto lighten those.
The color of those bloodvessels.
Is there Not the blood vessels?
Can I blood vessels?
Is there not the blood vessels?
And different color bloodtherapy?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
yeah, let's just get colored blood yeah, I mean
that'd be kind of cool.
That makes sense, yeah, um, butthere are serums like vitamin k
, serums that people claim touse to lighten up the circles,
sometimes vitamin c.
I think we'll get around tothat, but, um, yeah, so, but
chances are you, you got it fromyour parents, yeah, you know
yeah so what can we do?
So let's say you wake up in thein the morning, or for you the
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mid-afternoon.
Yeah, it's still morning.
Yeah, it's still.
It's.
For you it's morning.
Yeah, it's whatever you make itto be yeah, which, by the way,
when you sleep too long, Inotice that I get really bad
dark circles under my eyes.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, yeah also before I get a migraine.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
When I sleep too long , you get bad yeah, yeah,
because I'm pacing outside thebedroom waiting for you to wake
up.
Oh man, I'm sorry.
No, that's okay we also.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We should mention the toilet is in the bed, is in the
bedroom as well.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
That's why she has to pace and I'm sleeping.
She can't shit and you keep thedoor locked.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Keep the door locked.
She can't poop in there oh, mygoodness.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Okay.
So one of the first things youcan do is cold therapy, and
there's a couple of differentways I mean probably a few
different ways that you can dothat.
Um, we had a podcast with tanyaestrada and we did the ice
rollers that's right.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's like the bay city rollers.
It's like a dance group, exceptfor they're on ice they're on
ice, yeah basically rollers,weren't they on skates?
I don't know, they just were aband I have no idea maybe they
were just rollers I think maybethere was like that group of
people that were dancing huh,never mind, okay, that's a good
improv.
By the way, yeah, huh, that'smy favorite one so far.
(10:00):
I know I like it wow, um.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So what happens when you put the cold on your eyes?
Is it constricts the bloodvessels okay and it brings down
the puffiness.
Um, just like you would dopretty much for any kind of
swelling that you have in yourbody, you want to shrink the
blood vessels down and theinflammation there's going to be
inflammation around your eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Does it make a difference what kind of, what
size spoon I use?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
well, we didn't say spoons yet, but oh my.
God, I know you were reading mynotes ahead of me.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well.
I kind of knew where you weregoing with this.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
If you're just listening and not watching.
You heard it already Does itmake a difference with the size
of the spoon.
You know what they say it's notthe size of the spoon, it's the
Never say.
It's not the size of the spoon,it's the Never mind.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
It's ice cream.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's the size of the ice cream, it's the motion of
the lotion under your eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Okay, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
So the spoons?
That's another good improv,that's true.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
And throw in a good point, ohyeah.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's a good point.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a goodone.
As far as the size of the spoon, I'm I don't know maybe no
bigger than a teaspoon, or maybelike a smallish tablespoon.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You don't want to go ladle.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No, you can't do that you have to have two of them.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Ladles in your eyes.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I mean you cover that's a lot of surface area
holes in your eyes.
I mean you cover that's a lotof surface area.
Yeah, that's true actually.
So you get your eyebrows inthere as well.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, your cheeks, cheeks, okay but generally,
people probably use teaspoonsthat they keep in the fridge or
in their freezer.
Be careful, though, when youhave the ice rollers if you keep
your jade rollers in thefreezer.
Well, jade rollers not so much,but anything that's metal um
that you're putting into thefreezer.
When you put it on your skin,you got to make sure that it
it's got enough condensation onthe outside, or you've got
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something on your skin so itdoesn't stick oh, right, because
you could yeah, like the um,like the scene in uh, a
christmas story oh, when he'sput, he's got that spoon down
his throat no, when he's got histongue against the pole, oh
that's.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
That is what you said .
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, I remember that that was like a scene, that was
such a scene.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
God.
So let's see Caffeine infusedproducts are another one.
So use things that havecaffeine.
They help to reduce thepuffiness by also constricting
blood vessels.
I didn't know that Well.
That's why it helps.
Caffeine helps with headachesas well.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
So it constricts the blood vessels, I guess.
So maybe you're not feeling thethrobbing so much in your head.
It always confused me, though,because I thought if you open
the blood vessels the bloodwould go through more freely.
But maybe you just have like aswelling in your head.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Maybe that's what it is, just to bring down any kind
of inflammation, maybe.
Yeah, um, yeah, I don't know.
I I'm trying to think of likeI've also had too much caffeine.
I had a headache, so yeah, it'sexcellent.
Yeah, if you go too far with it, yeah it will also give you a
headache.
Yeah, but um if you getmigraines, injecting it directly
into my veins too which?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
the caffeine, the Caffeine, the caffeine, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You don't do that, he's almost not kidding, though.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
He drives around with something probably bigger than
this, filled with coffee extract.
You put a little bit of waterin there.
Yeah, it's a concentration.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And I, just you know, I microdose coffee all day long
, cold brew, just a little bithere and there we got to get you
some crest white strips to puton between the coffee sippings
we do have to get me some ofthose they don't look bad, but
like eventually, when you sipsomething like it's, it erodes
your teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But that's another that's another skincare.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
that's another skincare, I think thing the
eroding of your teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, the teeth that are in your skin.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
So there's, like you know, there's expensive creams.
Is there expensive creams?
You know it's funny, there areexpensive creams.
Not that we're sponsored by anyof these companies.
But there's something fromPeter Thomas Roth.
He does a lot of really goodserums and it's called 24-at
Hydra Gel Eye Patches.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And it's like 75 bucks and what is that supposed
to?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
do.
The hydrogel is very cooling.
I'm assuming that the gold thatthey put in there maybe some
gold flakes, I don't really know.
But I've heard of people doinglike gold facials, like where
they put gold like a gold maskon your skin.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
What is that supposed to do?
Is that supposed to like, tonedown any kind of redness?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I don't know actually , Because I've never done it.
It's not kind of the skincarethat I normally would do.
Yeah, this seems like a veryhigh-end thing.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
What else can we do with this gold?
I don't know, I have so much ofit.
Put it on a face mask.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I heard Steve Martin did those.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Really.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Mm-hmm, he's very much into his skin.
I would love to have him on thepodcast, steve Martin.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, I don't know.
No, ugh, I don't think, I don'tthink I would let him do it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I met him.
Did I tell you when I met himone time?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I met him at a party that was it was an after party
for Adam Shankman was thedirector Adam Shankman?
I think that's his name.
It was for the movie that hedid with Queen Latifah and they
have all I think they have abunch of kids or something.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
This is the greatest movie, but so it was after party
I thought that won the AcademyAward.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
For what?
For what?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
For a movie you've never really heard of.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Go ahead.
I'm sorry you were saying aboutQueen Latifah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh well they were.
The after party was at theChateau Marmont which, by the
way, miss Elliott came in andshe is so cute and tiny and they
disappeared off into thebedroom a few times.
So they might have, may or maynot have been doing, you know,
illicit.
I don't want to say oh, maybedrugs, I don't know, I don't
(15:52):
think they were getting it onback there.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
No one, no one's.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
They're not allowed to have drugs at the chateau
yeah, that's what the firstthing they say, um, but anyway,
so, yeah, so I walk through andum the party.
Oh, by the way, I just want tomake this is a super off the
topic thing, but queen Latifah,unbeknownst to me, I'm standing
over here, I'm looking over here, walks into the room and I
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didn't know it, but the wholeentire room, the energy
completely changed and I waslike what is going on on?
And I turn around and I seethis gorgeous woman wearing a
white suit and a white hat andshe made her way through the
room.
I swear to god, it was like oneof those moments where, like,
she was just, I don't know she,just her presence was just.
(16:38):
So I don't know what's the wordI'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I want to say magnanimous, but I'm not really
sure what that means yeah, isthat good?
Yeah, I think yeah well alexgave me a thumbs up, which,
because it sounds good, yeah, Imean she's like I could
definitely be like, oh, you know, people that kind of walk in
you're like, oh hey, oh, my god.
So, and so is here.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
But it wasn't like that.
It was like you weren't evenpaying attention and the room
could.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
The room just felt different oh wow interesting
maybe everyone owed her moneyand they're all she's walked in.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
They're all like and then we're quiet.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It's very possible, yeah, I mean, she seems like a
very uh, you know um, she's aqueen she's gorgeous by the way
she's unbelievably beautiful.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
She's beautiful skin, but anyway.
So I made my way out to thebalcony and the directors out
there, adam and I don't know whoelse is sitting around there
they have like I think they'relike a little fire or something
up there, and I see Steve Martinand I'm like all right, I got
to get in on this.
So I walk over um and uh, Ijust was like oh, hey, you know
(17:44):
hey.
And then, um, adam was like oh,hey, oh, by the way, oh, this
is uh, steve, steve, this is myesthetician.
That was, that was myintroduction.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I didn't get a name.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Nice I just got his esthetician, that's not nice.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Well, you know these Hollywood people, sometimes they
don't care about you and it'snot.
It's not there, it's part oflike just the job.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, you have to be kind of a.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Kind of a just like.
This is my esthetician, youknow Right, because he's very
busy.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
He's very busy, so what?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
does Steve Martin say ?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh, hello, esthetician or something like
that, and then didn't ask myname afterwards.
Steve Martin felt very muchlike he didn't want to be
disturbed.
I get the feeling like he'skind of like over it with people
, just like coming at him allthe time.
Gotcha, yeah, yeah, yeah he'snot the kind of person you would
walk up to and want to approachnecessarily he likes his
privacy.
He's done meeting people.
He's done.
(18:37):
He's met them all meetingpeople.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
He's done me he's met them all I've met enough people
in my life, I don't want tomeet anymore.
And someone's like do you wantto meet?
No, no, I'm good yeah, whensomebody waves, so many goes.
I'm sorry, I'm not meetingpeople anymore I'm not doing
meets anymore I'm not, I quit.
I quit waving to people theythink I meet them.
I can't have any more meetings,but that's wild, yeah anyway.
So queen latifah is an asshole,I heard?
No, I'm just kidding oh, anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
So um, an cheaper option?
Uh would be.
There's something called theinky list caffeine eye cream,
which is about ten dollars, Ibelieve okay I think that's the
one right.
Yeah, um, and that is.
It's just a gel.
I guess that you would just puton your eyes underneath and
then it just kind of shrinks itdown you could probably even put
(19:24):
it in the refrigerator, andthat would be good too.
Anytime you have eye products,you can always pretty much put
them in the fridge.
Um, okay, so we've tried cold.
Um, what about we can do?
Makeup, makeup magic.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay.
What does that in turn?
What does that require me to do?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You're probably not going to be able to pull off the
makeup look unless you're oncamera.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But if you have dark circles or purple underneath
your eyes or underneath yourskin, usually you need to cover
it with a peach first.
You can't just put theconcealer right on top the light
concealer, because it doesn'twork a nectarine, just just a
nectarine by itself, yeahbecause the peach has fuzz.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't want that fuzz on me okay, it's softer,
though what's that?
It's softer.
Oh, that's true, I forgot aboutit yeah okay, I'll put the fuzz
.
Okay, okay, that was easy.
So, okay, good, yeah, thanks um?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
What was I saying?
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Peaches.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, peaches, there's something called Canned
peaches.
Oh my God.
There's something called LAGirl Pro Concealer, orange
Corrector, and that's.
It's like five bucks.
You can also get there's one.
Hold on, I brought one.
This is something I've usedbefore when I've had a bruise
and let's see, did I put it?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
in here.
If it's your car keys, then no.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
No, I don't think I thought I put it in here.
Anyways, it's something you canbuy at Target.
They have a couple differentlines.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
By the way, I don't know why you don't start putting
something called I don't thinkI put it in here inside your bag
, because every time you open itI don't think I put it in here.
What's in there?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I don't know Everything I didn't need.
Everything you looked for isnever in there, so wait, so
you're looking for a concealer.
I was looking for the littleconcealer.
I thought I brought it just toshow it.
It's concealed.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Man, we should just end this podcast right now.
Let's go get some pizza, we'llbe right back, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Here's another one, though, that I use.
This is a full coverage.
This is NYX, you can get thisat Target, and so, then, what I
would do is put the peach first.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, so it's not such a like it blends the colors
together.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, and then you would put you got to be careful
with the under eye because youdon't want to go too dry, right?
So you'd want something that'sgoing to stay kind of moist.
This one's a little bit drying,um, but if you can get
something that's a little morecreamy, I don't know how far I
would go with the powdering,though, with that if you had a
bruise on your face or something, then you would powder it,
(21:53):
maybe put another little layerand then put another little
layer of powder.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Um, just if you're looking to conceal something
yeah, but then the powder, whatthat comes off uh, the powder on
your eyes it gets crinkly andit makes your eyes look drier.
You know you're gonna suck outall the moisture, which is not
something we want you don't wantdrier eyes, no, no um, let's
see diy remedies, okay, well, wetalked about spoons right,
(22:22):
that's a diy unless you'regetting professionally done,
professional spooning on yourface, you know oh, that sounds
nice, like really good, you justlay in bed yeah, and they have
like a like, a whole, likeassortment, like of the spoons.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, they go.
Oh yeah, that soundshmm, but ifyou don't have that situation,
in your house.
Yeah, right, what do you do?
You use tea bags.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Are we going to make a tea bagging joke?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
No, they don't have to.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
You want to.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I don't want to.
That's such a stupid thing,okay.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It's a dumb thing it's a serious thing.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Why would you ever like?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
you don't do that it's such a stupid image though
yeah, by putting your balls onsomeone else.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Why?
It doesn't make any sense.
It's not a power move.
Unless they're cold, it's not apower move at all, your balls
are out.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, you're very vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You're an idiot, yeah yeah, don't have your balls out
unless you plan to use them.
That's what they say.
That's what they say.
But um, tea, though teas.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I want to get back to tea okay, let's get back to tea
bags should have never gotroped into testicles I don't
even know how to address that,but, um, the tea has, um
something in it that that is areally good antioxidant.
I'm trying to think of the nameof it.
Again caffeine, so you want touse a black tea or a green tea.
You can use an herbal tea.
(23:48):
Just the fact that you'reputting something cold and wet
on your eyes and letting it sitthere for 15 minutes or so,
that's going to bring it downtoo.
But with the combination of theI think it's polyphenols Maybe
that's going to bring it downtoo, but with the combination of
the.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I think it's polyphenols, Maybe that's the
antioxidant.
It has theophylline in it,which I know is supposed to be
good for your breathing.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Theophylline.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh, green tea has it.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I think tea has it.
I'm not sure what specific teaI think, just in general.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
So maybe it allows your skin to breathe, I don't
know.
So maybe it allows your skin tobreathe.
I don't know, I'm not sure ifthat's the thing you're talking
about, but they say thatdrinking green tea is good for
people who are concerned aboutgetting lung cancer.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So it supposedly helps with free radicals?
What about people?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
who aren't concerned with it, people who drink it and
they're not concerned with it.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah well, they're going to be pissed off.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I like the free radicals.
Yeah, yeah, it's good.
Band eyelash is coming uh ohshit, hold on, I'm gonna put it
right there oh yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, should I just take them out.
Let's see, is it okay?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
yeah, you're good now .
Can you see me now?
Okay, there you go, okay goodis it there?
Yeah, I think he's wearingprescription eyelashes, so
they're, uh, their transition.
When she goes outside to, theyget darker.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Is it on there again?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, it's on there again.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I don't have any problem talking about the fact
that I use fake eyelashes, fakehair.
No, they're real eyelashes.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
We have a friend who works over at the morgue and we
get real eyelashes, some peoplehave organ donors that donate
their eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, yeah, it's okay , we can talk about it.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
All right, we can talk about it.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right, we'll talk about it later, anyway, so yeah
, so if it wasn't going to stickon, I would just take them off
and be like whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You look great Shut up.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Well, okay, I want to mention, though take a look at
my eyes, don't take a look atthe eyelashes.
I'm this is not part of thefive things, because this is
something that's going to buildup over time.
My under eyes look pretty clearthough, right?
Yeah, I mean for somebody who'syou know my age, right.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, they look clear .
Speaker 1 (25:49):
So normally I would put like a little bit in here
you don't want to go crazy withconcealer all the way across,
you usually just kind of want toput it in this little trough
area and then maybe like alittle bit up here, little
trough area, and then maybe likea little bit up here, um, but
drinking.
I've been drinking lemon waterwith honey every morning before
I do anything else, on an emptystomach and sometimes at night,
(26:13):
and I think it's been for maybetwo or three months and I've
noticed that my eye, my eye bagsor my eye circles have really
lessened because I wasstruggling really to try to keep
them covered up because, Ihaven't been sleeping that well.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, but you've been sleeping better now than before
, right, better now than like ayear ago.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
But I notice also when I get migraines, my dark
circles get really dark.
I can tell if I'm going to geta migraine sometimes just by
looking at my eyes.
I don't know what happens?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
yeah, I don't know what happens interesting, maybe
it's just like kind of yeah,sometimes I look at my face and
I can tell that I'm not feelingsome type of way some type of
way, you know, very vague.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Um well, specifically so that's something you would
want to do every day and ittastes good.
I use I put honey in there andthe liver is detoxed partially
by lemon.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh really.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
And so the liver is also connected to your eyes,
Like when you get jaundice it'sin your eyes and that's your
liver.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh wow, Isn't that interesting.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, I didn't know that Chinese medicine links your
eyes to your liver.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay, I wonder if Michael Jordan has liver issues,
because his eyes were veryyellow.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh, interesting.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
In that episode of the Last Dance when he was on
some dancing show he was doing.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Dancing with the Stars?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, and you saw his eyes.
No, he was on Dancing with theStars.
It was about him playingbasketball the last year with
the bulls, uh-huh, and it'scalled the last dance, sorry
sports but he doesn't dance atall in it, so he doesn't dance,
yeah, yeah, that'd bedisappointed too yeah, but he
might have liver issues he could, he could do it.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Who knows what those, those athletes, put in their
bodies?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
you know, yeah, bodies, you know, yeah, I mean
you know public eye, who knowshow people everybody's got lives
.
I heard.
Anyways, I like the public eye,the public eye.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
That's a good name for some makeup.
Another thing you can do ispotato slices.
They're known to lighten thearea under your skin.
Oh really.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Mm-hmm, interesting.
Is that for real?
Or does somebody just have abunch of potatoes and they're
like, hey, listen, you knowpotato slices like get rid of
these potatoes.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I know I need these potatoes gone.
Yeah, we're gonna have to bleepyour f word out.
Don't say the f word.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
People are gonna know what I said.
I know what.
How do you um?
How do you do that like?
You just put like little thinslices yeah, you just yeah,
exactly.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You don't want to put a thick slice on there.
A thin slice will cover itnicely.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It's not like a side of beef.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, tater tots is what Alex said.
That's all it is.
Oh my God, give me some frenchfries.
Yeah, what do you call thoseSteak fries?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, some steak fries.
Oh good, that's good coverage.
Yeah, really good coverage.
Absolutely, yeah, animal style,animal style, the potatoes.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
and then put them right under your eye.
That sounds delicious.
Actually it does, really.
I'm hungry, all right and thenthe fifth thing.
Uh, because we do always dothings in fives for you that's
right is elevation and hydration.
So if you're sleeping, it'sbetter to sleep kind of, at
least for me.
Anyways, lately I I have tosleep slightly elevated, so that
if, I if I ate?
(29:25):
Yeah, standing up if I ateanything before afternoon yeah,
I'm gonna get heartburn.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, it's better to have like a reflex.
Yeah, uh, my issue is I alwaysI have to.
For some reason I can't stay onmy back yeah you know, my mom
has always said stay on yourback, you'll make a lot of money
.
No, um, your mom said that.
I don't know why she said that,but but I keep rolling to my
side to go to sleep.
I've noticed that and uh, yeah,that also helps, like the my
face and the fluids yeah, andyou're giving like smushy face
(29:55):
to yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, I've trained my hands to hold my face so that
it doesn't get smushed.
Have you noticed that?
I've noticed when you'resleeping.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
At times you're sleeping and you do this.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I'm pulling my head off of the mattress.
Off the mattress, I'm like howare you doing?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
that, but your biceps look great.
Really jacked.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It's worth it.
So, yes, you're going to getless fluid buildup if you're
doing that and also beinghydrated, drinking enough water.
Staying hydrated is going tohelp you plump up the skin and
it's going to reduce the darkcircles, because you're going to
flush out.
You're just flushing out yourbody, so it can only help you.
(30:40):
And then I wanted to add tothat flushing.
Let's see what was I going withthat?
Plenty of water.
Oh crap, I forget.
Okay, I'll come back to it,alright.
So what's the improv?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
that's a good improv.
I'll come back to it oh man,that one just builds suspense.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I'll come back to it by the way, it's what I do for a
living.
That's why I forgot my otherliving.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, improv yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
No, that's my third living.
It makes a little on the othertwo.
I have to have a third.
It's a living.
It's a living.
Now, what was I going to sayExactly?
Oh no, it's massage.
Okay, massage the area you cando lymphatic drainage, which is
we've done before on the showwhich is very lightly.
Yeah, oh God, you're good yeah.
(31:27):
I remember Thanks, yeah, or youcan do it like with the gua sha
you make sure that it's verywell oiled, flat, almost
completely flat all the wayacross, and then you go down
here.
You want to, you know, becausechances are, if you're having a
lot of puffiness it's becauseyour lymph is stagnant.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Right, so you can even like work down here, in
case some of it comes down here,but ideally you want it to come
out and then down thesechannels and then they kind of
go into here, you know, gettingon like the trampoline and like
just doing that and like justletting that come out.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Would that be the same thing, or do you still have
to do the finger?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't know how fast it works on the trampoline, but
I think over time trampoliningwill definitely help with eye
circles.
Okay, yeah, it helps with somuch.
We don't even realize becausethe trampoline, our body,
doesn't have a, a lymph pump.
You know, we are the pump.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Oh, okay, I got you, so we walk.
Our movement is what keeps,that's why, yeah, that's why I
have to keep moving.
Or else they say if you, you,if you don't move it, you lose
it.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That's right.
Or they say move it or lose it.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh yeah, move it or lose it.
Right, was that about?
What was that about?
It's?
If you don't use it, you loseit.
If you don't use it, you loseit.
Yeah, I think if oh, it'stowing, it's about towing.
If you don't move it, you loseit.
They'll tow your car.
Oh, okay, yep, I knew it wasabout something.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Well, that was so worth it.
Yeah, that was my no, I've beenthinking about that all day.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I want to get to the bottom of that.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I hate you, so yeah, so that's the sixth thing is
massage.
There other things.
Those are the very quick fixes.
Massage over time helps with itas well, but doing you can do
some light massage around yourorbital bone, here you know.
And it also helps to releaseacupressure points, which is
really relaxing and good for you.
Chances are.
(33:17):
If you have dark circles, youprobably have also adrenal
issues, like you'reoverstimulated your adrenals,
which is very common.
Too much copy, not enough sleepyou know, what?
Basically how everybody lives.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Okay, um, what if I work in like a coal mine and
like I don't get any sleepwhatsoever and the next day I
have like a very, I have a big,I have a big audition, because
you know I'm a coal?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
miner, but I also sometimes audition for
commercials, right you?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
know I'm a coal miner .
That happens so often.
But I also sometimes auditionfor commercials.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
You know, get outside my comfort zone.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I really so badly.
I wish I had put like black onthese so you could like look
through them and then pull itaway and have like a little
black under your eyes.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
We should do that to somebody someday.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, nice prank yeah , yeah, or just put it on there,
in case somebody ever does it,yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Linoche, and they're like oh.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I know, yeah, I didn't put them on my eyes, Okay
.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
So yeah, gua sha.
We talked about a jade roller.
You can keep a gua sha in thefridge also.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I like the cooling fridge.
I used to keep eye drops in thefridge.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Eye drops are lovely.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Very.
The fridge eye drops are lovelyand that's another way to just
sort of cool your eyes down atleast if nothing else what, if
you like, use eye drops thatconstrict the redness?
Would that actually do anythingfor your eyes?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I don't know that it would get in your skin, because
you have that cavern where youreyes are.
I don't know that it's gonna.
You have to get, I don't know,I think you have to put
something on the outsidetopically for it to go in this
way okay.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, so I can't just inject visine into my eyes.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I go right over here that is something I would like
to see.
I wouldn't like to see that youwon't see it, because you'll be
injecting your eyes wow, it'slike the movie inception.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I never saw it boom roasted, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
So, um, there's tons of retinol creams you can get
that are very expensive.
Some are not so expensive, someare more expensive.
Those are, you know.
People say that they help withdark circles.
I don't know if I've beenconsistent enough with my
retinol to know if it's actuallyworks for that, but vitamin C
(35:24):
is a good skin brightener aswell.
Okay, yeah, did you havesomething you wanted to
interject?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I was just going to say, like these your notes here.
It's uh one of the jokes thatthat um, this, this thing
suggested was uh.
So Sandra could ask playfullyso if I get fillers, will my eye
bags look like tiny plumped upmarshmallows?
I mean that's a great, that Imean that's funny is it?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
no, but but it's, it's.
I can't I can't.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
It's like, uh, it's like watching star trek, when
commander data was trying tolike, trying to teach him,
trying to teach him, uh, comedy,and then in the scene I
remember they had joe piscopotrying to teach him comedy for
real, yeah, and I was just like,well, there's your first
problem, but secondly, he's anandroid, he's not going to get
comedy.
So this thing yeah, it doesn'tquite get your sense of humor.
(36:13):
No.
Or mine for that matter.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, we'll see what it can do, okay.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
All right.
So we talked about we did talkabout some long-term things we
talked about.
You can also, by the way, ifyou're just desperate, you can
also go the you know theinjection route.
I personally don't recommenddoing filler under the eye
because they're now saying thatfiller doesn't truly always
(36:40):
disappear in the face, and I'vehad clients who have literally
hired me to smooth out this linethat they got under their eye,
that where they can see thefiller but where would you put
filler?
That's if, like you don't haveenough or you're, you don't have
you would put the filler likeright in the in the indentation
here where your dark circle isOkay, okay, gotcha.
But I do know someone and I Ithink I'm going to bring in the
(37:02):
um, the nurse that did it, uh,to Caitlin, she talks about it.
I'm going to bring in the nursethat did it to Caitlin, she
talks about it.
I'm not giving away anything.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
It's something called PR.
Don't give away anything.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
No, we don't have enough to give yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I don't want to put that into the universe.
We have everything you knowwhat.
Don't put anything into theuniverse.
The universe has enough of it.
You're so stingy.
The universe has its own stuff.
Yeah, oh, my God.
Okay, I love you babe.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
What was I talking about?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
The universe.
No before that.
You're talking about the PRP,oh right, yeah, or it's also
called PRF.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
It's plasma rich.
I guess maybe it's fluid forthe F, yeah for the F, fun and I
rather than fun, and I've heardthat it's not fun to get.
Caitlin said to me it's.
It's not comfortable to get itin her eyes, but well worth it.
She looks fantastic.
She also got this other thingthat I'm interested in doing.
(37:57):
It's not a filler in your lips,but it is an injection for like
hydration, um, and it doesn'tlast.
It lasts maybe six of sixmonths, maybe okay a year.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I don't know, do you be plump your lips?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
yeah, just a little bit yeah adding like water to it
it's um, I need to find outexactly what it is, I want to
investigate it and I actuallywant to have that nurse on the
show and she can explain it tous.
Yeah, and you can do that inyour face as well, and that's
better than like the hyaluronicacid fillers that they have you,
you know, in thedermatologist's office, I think.
I think because it breaks downmore easily than whatever this
(38:30):
is.
It's breaking down more easilythan something you're going to
get in a derm, right, right,what not to do to get the dark
circles?
We already said get some sleep.
For the God's sake, get somesleep.
Yep, for the god's sake, getsome sleep, yep.
(38:52):
Uh, don't overdo um caffeine,or, or just don't overrun your
body with you know, like justtake a stimulants, yeah,
stimulants.
Stimulants will take your bodyand it takes the, the adrenaline
and it just, it just taxes them, so your adrenals are so tired
of just pumping out adrenaline,um, and when you get to a point
where your adrenals are so tiredof just pumping out adrenaline,
um, and when you get to a pointwhere your adrenals are
(39:14):
completely shot, you can do this.
What is what I did when I was ateenager is I would be able to
drink like a whole big cup ofcoffee and then just go right to
sleep.
That's because your adrenalsare blasted.
Oh wow, yeah, I was smokingcigarettes and yeah, that'll.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
that'll get all that stuff out of there, All that.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Probably not sleeping , probably doing illicit drugs
and things like that, because asyou do it as a teenager yeah
Well, I mean, you're a teenager.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, you're blasting your adrenals.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
We're going to blast them today dude Coffee.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not good.
And then salt.
That seems like obvious, butpeople forget Salt.
Retaining water, wow.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
The dehydration too, is not only it's because, by the
way, back to dehydration, it'snot only because it's plumping
up your skin, but when you'redehydrated, well yeah, the first
place the body takes water fromis your skin.
It's your largest organ andit's way more important than
your brain, but also if yourbody thinks it's dehydrated a
(40:12):
lot of times, it will hold waterin places you don't want it.
So then when you drink water,it's like the water goes with
the water.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
You're flushing it.
You're flushing it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
It's like when you get a gas, when it like the get
and you like put gas into a gasthing, you're siphoning.
Yeah, but you have to get itgoing first right.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
You have to keep it.
You have to keep it movingright, because if not, it just
sits there because it holds onto it then, when it realizes it
has enough, it's like okay, wedon't need this much, because we
have more coming, we're fineright.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, the body is pretty amazing I think I mean
gasoline oh, gasoline yeah boom.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I forgot what we're saying.
Roasted, boom, roasted.
Yeah, the body is amazing howit just basically it's like hold
on to it and then, when youlike, flush it.
It's just, it's nice feelingwhen you uh, you know,
especially when you're on theroad.
I've been driving for the lastcouple days so it's just
stopping peeing everywhere.
You know.
It's just amazing.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
This is a good feeling to feel your body just
flush everything out can I tellthem about your little secret,
in case you ever see us drivingaround?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
oh yeah, if you want to tell them about my secret,
sure go ahead no, should I nottell them?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
no, it's fine, it's an easy secret okay, um, sandra,
if we're parked somewhere likeuh, if he has to pee oh sorry
yeah no, he would walk around tothe thing and be like oh, I
wanted to show you this thing onthe inside of the door opens
the car door.
Now we've got a little, youknow.
Enclave, is that the right word?
(41:36):
yeah, yeah, a clave, an enclaveyeah yeah, and then I just, and
then he and I pee, he's peace,and then I just talk to him as
if he's not yeah, or if I'm bymyself and there's no one to
talk to yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I stay on my side of the car if there's no one that's
around and then I just pretendlike I just go to myself.
I go oh, what's in the what'sin my, what's on the bottom of
my door and I do that, and thenI just pee while I'm doing that,
or I'll hold my phone up andI'll go what's up here, because
you know, direct people'sattention up that way right,
yeah that's what I'll do if I'min the walmart parking lot oh
this, you hold shiny things up,this shiny things up this way
(42:10):
they go what's over here?
I mean you're peeing, you know,or if it's like noisy in their
road, I'm like, yeah, I'm justgonna pee here, you just have to
.
Just you feel it out, you know,read.
It's gonna say read the roomyeah, really the road.
Read the topography yeah, readthe road exactly, so you kind of
have to figure out yourself.
But yeah, you can.
You know you can do what youwant to do.
You had to pee, you can peewhen you gotta pee, you gotta
(42:32):
pee.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
The, yeah, the, I think one of the.
Well, yeah, I don't want totell that story, but, um, I had
to pee one time.
I think I don't know if I waspicking you up from the airport,
someone I was picking up forthe airport, and it takes, you
know, probably 45 to an hour toget from where I live to lax
yeah and I had to pee by thetime I got there, because I
didn't want to be dehydrated,but I had to pee, so bad yeah
(42:55):
and if it was you, I was justwaiting, maybe you hadn't, you
know, deboarded, or whatever.
They call it, unboarded, is thatright?
No, I don't know.
I think not, I think it'sdeplane, deplane.
Deplaning yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, like Fantasy Island.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, but it is deplaning.
Did you just look at the time?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, of course I looked at the time.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Why, huh, you got somewhere to go.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
No, I'm like am.
I still having fun.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Okay, good.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
What was I talking?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
about, so you had to pee.
Oh right, okay, you went to LAX.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I had had a drink of some sort with me Don't get too
specific, I don't remember whatit was Was it a liquid.
It was a liquid drink, right,it was in a cup.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Which I was no longer using, longer using, and I
think it was like I'm prettysure it was a disposable cup.
Um, I went into the back seatof my own car.
I went into the parking lot,okay, yep, you go through the
little thing and go up into thewent all the way to the top,
which they probably have camerasnow.
But uh, I got into the backseat yep okay got prepared
(44:01):
myself, pulled out and then peedinto the cup nice filled up the
cup wow, okay and then I'msorry to say that I I had to
pour it out yeah you, she reallykept it like the golden child.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, exactly where he's trying to hold the, he's
trying to hold the cup and thenhe ends up drinking it.
Yeah, yeah, he hope he doesn'tdo that.
No, no, my dear brother numsiit's like good movie.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
We should watch that.
Yeah, let's get out of here,okay.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
But so you peed in the cup and then you picked me
up and then you told me about it.
I did tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
So you remembered then.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
I remembered the pee and yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Okay, yeah, that's how bad I had to pee.
It was bad yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
When you, when you gotta go, you gotta go, yeah.
So what have we learned?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
today.
Um, it's not the end of theworld.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
If you get under eye bag stuff you can make a couple
tweaks here and there and uh,there's some quick, you know,
there's some quick uh remediesand what could you list them?
Off if I asked you to coldcompress, and then um, hold on
cold.
And then there was the tea bags.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
And then there was the.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Don't be looking up there.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
I'm not Okay.
Cold therapy.
There was the tea bags.
Okay, and then concealer.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Okay, yeah, that was one, yep.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
And then Caffeine.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Caffeine, yep, caffeine, yep things with
caffeine, caffeine constrict toput on your eyes.
That's right, dry skin.
Uh, we did the t-bag and then,obviously, and then hydration,
hydration and propping your headup and propping head also okay.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
So those are.
Those are also quick tips likekeeping your head propped up
yeah, it's.
Because the blood flow and getthe lymphatics.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
I guess you're sleeping at night, but I'm sure
if you yeah, I don't know that'sa good point.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
That's not a quick fix really.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah Well, it's not an exact science.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
We have other ones in there too that you could add as
a quick fix, probably Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
I think mainly just cutting out the salt and
drinking a bunch of water.
I think that will.
You know, the hydrationdefinitely will help.
And the elevation, go to areally high part of like, go to
the top of a mountain and you'lllook so much better.
Go to Denver, go to Denver andjust talk to everybody from
there.
Okay, and then you know then,and ironically, when you get to
(46:23):
a higher elevation, you have todrink more water because you
need to hydrate more.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I love that you yes-anded yourself.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
And I appreciate you saying that.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Well, I feel like we covered a lot of territory
without a lot of fat to trim.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, I think we did a lot of stuff here, and
probably too much.
Yeah, I think we could havejust said hello our names and
left.
We got to make the list though.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
But we did, but that was good.
Okay, yeah, very nice.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
We'll probably cover it again with another person
that has really bad eye bagsthat wants to talk about it,
because it's never not arelevant topic.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Eye bags can come up a lot LA Eye bag city, a lot la
ibag city.
That's what they call it.
Ibag city, ibag city.
Yeah, with the girls.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
I forgot how it goes, I don't remember, but it's true
, sometimes I like to just letyou drown, just let you just
keep talking, that's just I, Idon't mind breathing water.
I'm fine with it you'reactually, everyone else is
actually drowning because I'mfine with it.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
So you're the one that's drowning in your own, not
being fine with it.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
You're so treading water right now I don't tread.
Yeah, it's like you're idling,like the car's idling until you
hit the next gear.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Or until, like a car, comes and T-bombs me and hits
me from behind.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
All right, let's not even talk about that yeah.
No, we, yeah, no, we're notgoing to talk about it.
No, don't talk about it.
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Let us know when we're done.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, and then, uh, if you want to make a comment,
all of it's free, and it makesus look like ballers.
So we really appreciate.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Um, you're watching and and or listening yeah, we're
having family reunions comingup soon, so we need to look good
in front of the family.
So, uh, we always do podcastnumbers at every family function
.
Podcast numbers yeah, we goover like metrics.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You didn't go over metrics last thanksgiving I
don't even know what you'retalking about anymore.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Whoa, this is fucking crazy.
What's that You're behind thisquarter?
Yeah right, oh oh, Fiscally.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
All right.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
I thought you re-upped your license.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
No, I let it lapse, I let it prolapse.
Okay, you guys, so we will seeyou next.
Thanks, I like to not leaveroom for laughter because it's
probably not going to be there.
It's like when you know yourcloser sucks and you just like
throw it out there and then youget off the stage.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
You're just like all right guys, I got to get going,
all right, my next joke.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
You stare at your watch for a while.
You're like no-transcript.
You are listening to, watching, hearing, smelling,
tasting and feeling sex, drugsand skincare.
Like and subscribe.
Hey, welcome back to Sex, drugsand Skincare.
I am the host, nikki Davis Jr,licensed comedian, stand-up
esthetician doing skincare for25 years bringing the skincare
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and the comedy.
I'm not bringing comedy tips,just skincare tips.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Skin tip cares yeah, skin tips, yeah, skin tips.
We have a briefcase full ofrandom pieces of skin tips from
people and now we're going toapply lotion to them and see if
we can rejuvenate them.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I wanted to make a joke about a moil, but I
couldn't come up with anythingfast enough.
Rub some moil on it, I don'tknow.
Isn't that the guy who cuts thething off the penis?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, the guy that yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, like a high moilage, high moilage.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
A joke isn't getting high, moilage.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, I'm saying the guy that's been doing it for a
long, long time.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh right.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, he's a high moilage moil.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I feel good Now that you mentioned it.
I don't know Now if I reallyreally get into it do I feel
good what's?
That compared to, and what'sthe point of any question?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I feel great, I'm going to ask you some questions
actually and then you're goingto maybe ask me some back, and
the reason why I'm working withyou specifically and only today
is because are we able to zoomin on his eyes?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
No, yes, I mean, do we have the technology?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Do we have the technology?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't know that's okay.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You look like you've.
Okay.
Have you had some salt thisweekend?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I've had some salt.
This weekend I've had some salt.
I I've had some salt.
I've had a lot of water, okay,but maybe more salt.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, well, today's topic is under-eye SOS rapid
fixes for when you need to lookalive.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Right, so these are quick fixes All right.
Nice, okay so.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I look dead right now .
No, you look a little sleepy.
I look sleepy A little bit Well, yeah Well, I mean right now.
No, you look a little sleepy, Ilook sleepy a little bit well,
yeah well, I mean I did smoke alittle that's true weed, but you
didn't smoke it under your eyes.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
No, I didn't.
Yeah, that only covers the fromthe from the bottom oh, you're
right, you're right, yeah, okay,so tell me sorry, I had hair in
my mouth.
I gave myself a haircut, by theway.
Did you do you like it?
I did like it.
Alex says yes, thank you yeahkatie made mention she's did.
Were you listening?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
she's like oh, I love how sometimes you rock the
ponytail and sometimes you don'toh, yeah, yeah yeah, I like it,
I like yeah, your hair growsreally fast and then you cut it
off and then, like a day later,it's growing back again.
I give it to locks for lust, Ithey make merkins out of it nice
, that's great because great youlike their locks for the most.
Because they make pubic wigs.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I like that you like it so much, it made me laugh at
my own joke, and sweat a littlebit too.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, the other day I delivered something to somebody
.
I delivered a package tosomebody.
His name was A and last namewas Melican.
A Melican, yes, I just said I'ma Melican.
I kept a malican.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
yes I just think I'm a malican.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I kept saying that all day long to yourself yeah,
I'm a malican, I love it.
Yeah, well, you know, sometimesyou gotta make yourself laugh.
So, speaking of yeah, um, whatcan I do about these uh
carry-ons that I have under myeyes?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
you do have a like it seems to be kind of a chronic
issue with you.
I noticed that with you, sugarand salt tend to be your enemies
, and also lack of sleep.
Honestly, sonar, you haven'tbeen getting enough sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I haven't been sleeping, uh, that much lately
and um a couple of decades now,but it's getting worse.
Well, these fixes are quick, um, and it's, it's, yeah, it's
getting worse.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, these fixes are quick and it's yeah, it's not
all right.
Well, it's not something likesleeping every night I'm not
going to tell you.
I mean, obviously, if you'resleeping and you don't have
allergies and you're not eatinga shit ton of sugar and all the
other things that cause eye bags.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'm eating a sugar ton of shit which is just it's
not.
It's good for my gut.
I think it's good for your gut,yeah, but the thing is that
like I don't sleep that as well,or whatever you know.
But kind of having this stuff,like because I wake up sometimes
and it's almost like theallergies, I think, also add to
(04:20):
it Because I do, my nose willsniff, my nose will sniffle, my
nose will sniffle and then I'llhave to sniff it, to re-sniffle
it yeah, you know um these areall normal things, but then what
if you have like an auditionthat day, like you suddenly get
called in for something or andthen like your eyes are puffed
out?
yeah, I mean I don't know whatto do.
What should I do at that point?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
well, we'll talk about that.
That's why we're here today.
A second, are you?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
just saying that.
So I won't leave Because you'renot going to get up, right now
and get out of here.
But you intrigued me by sayinghold on if you sit around for a
second.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, keep the car running, though I'll be done in
a few.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, well, the car's always running.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay, the car's just always going All right.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
So I think that was a fun anecdotal opening I think
that was good nice, I like thatanecdotals yeah, anecdotals.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
All right, I'm talking kind of fast, maybe I
should slow it down a little bit, but I just feel like, with,
with, you, you read thatdifferently.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I'm talking kind of fast, I think you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Just you read that a little too fast I have notes now
, okay, I bring notes, uh, and Iread them, so occasionally,
yeah, I copy and paste them fromsomewhere and then I look over.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But I don't understand why you're putting
small talk in there.
You're also putting like I'llbring notes, occasionally I'll
bring them in.
It's like really weird thatyou're scripting the entire
thing.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I want to make time for small talk.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That's a good name for a podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I want to make time.
Oh my God, that is good for apodcast.
I want to make time, oh my god.
Time for small talk.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Make time for small, time for small talk, yeah all
right, let's trademark it andthen never do anything with it.
It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It sounds like a cocaine somebody else, yes uh, I
want to start so manybusinesses the next time I do
cocaine, which will be never,but cocaine probably, would
probably give you some, somegood some good eye bags.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Eye bags right now.
You wouldn't want to putcocaine on them because that
would numb them, right?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That would numb them.
But you know what, maybe, maybeI'm not going to rule it out.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I think that you could have just said anything
there and been like, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Cocaine Should I not put?
No well, let's try it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I mean put the cocaine a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah Well, the reason why I said that is because
there there's things withcaffeine in them and so, okay,
it is a stimulant and so I thinkit helps to get things moving.
But, um, let's first addresswhich we kind of already did uh,
why we get under eye circlesand the bags underneath?
So, um, there's genetics,obviously.
So yours I don't know if yoursis genetic, it might be my dad
(06:44):
had eye bags.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Okay then it's probably genetic, maybe older in
life, but yeah, I think he had.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah I think it's common for italian men to have a
little bit of eye baggage.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Remember adriano's episode oh, yeah, about the dark
circles, yeah, and he sleepsand works out and eats.
Well, but he sleeps out andworks, works in.
He sleeps out and works in yeah, he's a guy.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So the alcohol obviously Not sleeping.
We said Just natural aging.
The skin under your skin isvery thin.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
The skin under your skin.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Did I say that?
Yeah, the skin under your eyes,wow, that's very telling the
skin under your skin.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It was also another nickname.
That was another name for thepodcast we threw around.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The skin under the skin.
The name with that was anothername for the podcast.
We threw around the skin underyour skin.
It goes.
This goes back to moils.
I was gonna say moils.
Did we say moils?
That's what it's for.
Okay, god, we're talking sofast.
People would think we weredoing.
Are we talking fast, alex?
Do you think we're talking fast?
Yeah, he says he's a millionmiles a minute, so right but
we're keeping up with your speedI don't think you're talking
fast.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Okay, yeah, good energy, good energy okay um.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So as we get older, the thin skins we lose the
subcutaneous fat layer under theskin and also the dermis gets
thinner so I like, I can see,like my cheekbones yeah more,
and more okay yeah, uh, becauseyou lose that sub.
You lose it all over your body,the subcutaneous fat layer, but
it shows up a lot in your face,especially under the eyes, and
(08:08):
so then you're able to see moreof the blood vessels, which is
causing the darkness underneathyour skin.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Right, so that's just a natural part of aging for
some people and there's no wayto lighten those.
The color of those bloodvessels.
Is there Not the blood vessels?
Can I blood vessels?
Is there not the blood vessels?
And different color bloodtherapy?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
yeah, let's just get colored blood yeah, I mean
that'd be kind of cool.
That makes sense, yeah, um, butthere are serums like vitamin k
, serums that people claim touse to lighten up the circles,
sometimes vitamin c.
I think we'll get around tothat, but, um, yeah, so, but
chances are you, you got it fromyour parents, yeah, you know
yeah so what can we do?
So let's say you wake up in thein the morning, or for you the
(08:50):
mid-afternoon.
Yeah, it's still morning.
Yeah, it's still.
It's.
For you it's morning.
Yeah, it's whatever you make itto be yeah, which, by the way,
when you sleep too long, Inotice that I get really bad
dark circles under my eyes.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, yeah also before I get a migraine.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
When I sleep too long , you get bad yeah, yeah,
because I'm pacing outside thebedroom waiting for you to wake
up.
Oh man, I'm sorry.
No, that's okay we also.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We should mention the toilet is in the bed, is in the
bedroom as well.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
That's why she has to pace and I'm sleeping.
She can't shit and you keep thedoor locked.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Keep the door locked.
She can't poop in there oh, mygoodness.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Okay.
So one of the first things youcan do is cold therapy, and
there's a couple of differentways I mean probably a few
different ways that you can dothat.
Um, we had a podcast with tanyaestrada and we did the ice
rollers that's right.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's like the bay city rollers.
It's like a dance group, exceptfor they're on ice they're on
ice, yeah basically rollers,weren't they on skates?
I don't know, they just were aband I have no idea maybe they
were just rollers I think maybethere was like that group of
people that were dancing huh,never mind, okay, that's a good
improv.
By the way, yeah, huh, that'smy favorite one so far.
(10:00):
I know I like it wow, um.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So what happens when you put the cold on your eyes?
Is it constricts the bloodvessels okay and it brings down
the puffiness.
Um, just like you would dopretty much for any kind of
swelling that you have in yourbody, you want to shrink the
blood vessels down and theinflammation there's going to be
inflammation around your eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Does it make a difference what kind of, what
size spoon I use?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
well, we didn't say spoons yet, but oh my.
God, I know you were reading mynotes ahead of me.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well.
I kind of knew where you weregoing with this.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
If you're just listening and not watching.
You heard it already Does itmake a difference with the size
of the spoon.
You know what they say it's notthe size of the spoon, it's the
Never say.
It's not the size of the spoon,it's the Never mind.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
It's ice cream.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's the size of the ice cream, it's the motion of
the lotion under your eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Okay, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
So the spoons?
That's another good improv,that's true.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
And throw in a good point, ohyeah.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's a good point.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a goodone.
As far as the size of the spoon, I'm I don't know maybe no
bigger than a teaspoon, or maybelike a smallish tablespoon.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You don't want to go ladle.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No, you can't do that you have to have two of them.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Ladles in your eyes.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I mean you cover that's a lot of surface area
holes in your eyes.
I mean you cover that's a lotof surface area.
Yeah, that's true actually.
So you get your eyebrows inthere as well.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, your cheeks, cheeks, okay but generally,
people probably use teaspoonsthat they keep in the fridge or
in their freezer.
Be careful, though, when youhave the ice rollers if you keep
your jade rollers in thefreezer.
Well, jade rollers not so much,but anything that's metal um
that you're putting into thefreezer.
When you put it on your skin,you got to make sure that it
it's got enough condensation onthe outside, or you've got
(11:50):
something on your skin so itdoesn't stick oh, right, because
you could yeah, like the um,like the scene in uh, a
christmas story oh, when he'sput, he's got that spoon down
his throat no, when he's got histongue against the pole, oh
that's.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
That is what you said .
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, I remember that that was like a scene, that was
such a scene.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
God.
So let's see Caffeine infusedproducts are another one.
So use things that havecaffeine.
They help to reduce thepuffiness by also constricting
blood vessels.
I didn't know that Well.
That's why it helps.
Caffeine helps with headachesas well.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
So it constricts the blood vessels, I guess.
So maybe you're not feeling thethrobbing so much in your head.
It always confused me, though,because I thought if you open
the blood vessels the bloodwould go through more freely.
But maybe you just have like aswelling in your head.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Maybe that's what it is, just to bring down any kind
of inflammation, maybe.
Yeah, um, yeah, I don't know.
I I'm trying to think of likeI've also had too much caffeine.
I had a headache, so yeah, it'sexcellent.
Yeah, if you go too far with it, yeah it will also give you a
headache.
Yeah, but um if you getmigraines, injecting it directly
into my veins too which?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
the caffeine, the Caffeine, the caffeine, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You don't do that, he's almost not kidding, though.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
He drives around with something probably bigger than
this, filled with coffee extract.
You put a little bit of waterin there.
Yeah, it's a concentration.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And I, just you know, I microdose coffee all day long
, cold brew, just a little bithere and there we got to get you
some crest white strips to puton between the coffee sippings
we do have to get me some ofthose they don't look bad, but
like eventually, when you sipsomething like it's, it erodes
your teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But that's another that's another skincare.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
that's another skincare, I think thing the
eroding of your teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, the teeth that are in your skin.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
So there's, like you know, there's expensive creams.
Is there expensive creams?
You know it's funny, there areexpensive creams.
Not that we're sponsored by anyof these companies.
But there's something fromPeter Thomas Roth.
He does a lot of really goodserums and it's called 24-at
Hydra Gel Eye Patches.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And it's like 75 bucks and what is that supposed
to?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
do.
The hydrogel is very cooling.
I'm assuming that the gold thatthey put in there maybe some
gold flakes, I don't really know.
But I've heard of people doinglike gold facials, like where
they put gold like a gold maskon your skin.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
What is that supposed to do?
Is that supposed to like, tonedown any kind of redness?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I don't know actually , Because I've never done it.
It's not kind of the skincarethat I normally would do.
Yeah, this seems like a veryhigh-end thing.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
What else can we do with this gold?
I don't know, I have so much ofit.
Put it on a face mask.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I heard Steve Martin did those.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Really.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Mm-hmm, he's very much into his skin.
I would love to have him on thepodcast, steve Martin.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, I don't know.
No, ugh, I don't think, I don'tthink I would let him do it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I met him.
Did I tell you when I met himone time?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I met him at a party that was it was an after party
for Adam Shankman was thedirector Adam Shankman?
I think that's his name.
It was for the movie that hedid with Queen Latifah and they
have all I think they have abunch of kids or something.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
This is the greatest movie, but so it was after party
I thought that won the AcademyAward.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
For what?
For what?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
For a movie you've never really heard of.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Go ahead.
I'm sorry you were saying aboutQueen Latifah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh well they were.
The after party was at theChateau Marmont which, by the
way, miss Elliott came in andshe is so cute and tiny and they
disappeared off into thebedroom a few times.
So they might have, may or maynot have been doing, you know,
illicit.
I don't want to say oh, maybedrugs, I don't know, I don't
(15:52):
think they were getting it onback there.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
No one, no one's.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
They're not allowed to have drugs at the chateau
yeah, that's what the firstthing they say, um, but anyway,
so, yeah, so I walk through andum the party.
Oh, by the way, I just want tomake this is a super off the
topic thing, but queen Latifah,unbeknownst to me, I'm standing
over here, I'm looking over here, walks into the room and I
(16:16):
didn't know it, but the wholeentire room, the energy
completely changed and I waslike what is going on on?
And I turn around and I seethis gorgeous woman wearing a
white suit and a white hat andshe made her way through the
room.
I swear to god, it was like oneof those moments where, like,
she was just, I don't know she,just her presence was just.
(16:38):
So I don't know what's the wordI'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I want to say magnanimous, but I'm not really
sure what that means yeah, isthat good?
Yeah, I think yeah well alexgave me a thumbs up, which,
because it sounds good, yeah, Imean she's like I could
definitely be like, oh, you know, people that kind of walk in
you're like, oh hey, oh, my god.
So, and so is here.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
But it wasn't like that.
It was like you weren't evenpaying attention and the room
could.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
The room just felt different oh wow interesting
maybe everyone owed her moneyand they're all she's walked in.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
They're all like and then we're quiet.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It's very possible, yeah, I mean, she seems like a
very uh, you know um, she's aqueen she's gorgeous by the way
she's unbelievably beautiful.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
She's beautiful skin, but anyway.
So I made my way out to thebalcony and the directors out
there, adam and I don't know whoelse is sitting around there
they have like I think they'relike a little fire or something
up there, and I see Steve Martinand I'm like all right, I got
to get in on this.
So I walk over um and uh, Ijust was like oh, hey, you know
(17:44):
hey.
And then, um, adam was like oh,hey, oh, by the way, oh, this
is uh, steve, steve, this is myesthetician.
That was, that was myintroduction.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I didn't get a name.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Nice I just got his esthetician, that's not nice.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Well, you know these Hollywood people, sometimes they
don't care about you and it'snot.
It's not there, it's part oflike just the job.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, you have to be kind of a.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Kind of a just like.
This is my esthetician, youknow Right, because he's very
busy.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
He's very busy, so what?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
does Steve Martin say ?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh, hello, esthetician or something like
that, and then didn't ask myname afterwards.
Steve Martin felt very muchlike he didn't want to be
disturbed.
I get the feeling like he'skind of like over it with people
, just like coming at him allthe time.
Gotcha, yeah, yeah, yeah he'snot the kind of person you would
walk up to and want to approachnecessarily he likes his
privacy.
He's done meeting people.
He's done.
(18:37):
He's met them all meetingpeople.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
He's done me he's met them all I've met enough people
in my life, I don't want tomeet anymore.
And someone's like do you wantto meet?
No, no, I'm good yeah, whensomebody waves, so many goes.
I'm sorry, I'm not meetingpeople anymore I'm not doing
meets anymore I'm not, I quit.
I quit waving to people theythink I meet them.
I can't have any more meetings,but that's wild, yeah anyway.
So queen latifah is an asshole,I heard?
No, I'm just kidding oh, anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
So um, an cheaper option?
Uh would be.
There's something called theinky list caffeine eye cream,
which is about ten dollars, Ibelieve okay I think that's the
one right.
Yeah, um, and that is.
It's just a gel.
I guess that you would just puton your eyes underneath and
then it just kind of shrinks itdown you could probably even put
(19:24):
it in the refrigerator, andthat would be good too.
Anytime you have eye products,you can always pretty much put
them in the fridge.
Um, okay, so we've tried cold.
Um, what about we can do?
Makeup, makeup magic.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay.
What does that in turn?
What does that require me to do?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You're probably not going to be able to pull off the
makeup look unless you're oncamera.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But if you have dark circles or purple underneath
your eyes or underneath yourskin, usually you need to cover
it with a peach first.
You can't just put theconcealer right on top the light
concealer, because it doesn'twork a nectarine, just just a
nectarine by itself, yeahbecause the peach has fuzz.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't want that fuzz on me okay, it's softer,
though what's that?
It's softer.
Oh, that's true, I forgot aboutit yeah okay, I'll put the fuzz
.
Okay, okay, that was easy.
So, okay, good, yeah, thanks um?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
What was I saying?
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Peaches.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, peaches, there's something called Canned
peaches.
Oh my God.
There's something called LAGirl Pro Concealer, orange
Corrector, and that's.
It's like five bucks.
You can also get there's one.
Hold on, I brought one.
This is something I've usedbefore when I've had a bruise
and let's see, did I put it?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
in here.
If it's your car keys, then no.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
No, I don't think I thought I put it in here.
Anyways, it's something you canbuy at Target.
They have a couple differentlines.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
By the way, I don't know why you don't start putting
something called I don't thinkI put it in here inside your bag
, because every time you open itI don't think I put it in here.
What's in there?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I don't know Everything I didn't need.
Everything you looked for isnever in there, so wait, so
you're looking for a concealer.
I was looking for the littleconcealer.
I thought I brought it just toshow it.
It's concealed.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Man, we should just end this podcast right now.
Let's go get some pizza, we'llbe right back, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Here's another one, though, that I use.
This is a full coverage.
This is NYX, you can get thisat Target, and so, then, what I
would do is put the peach first.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, so it's not such a like it blends the colors
together.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, and then you would put you got to be careful
with the under eye because youdon't want to go too dry, right?
So you'd want something that'sgoing to stay kind of moist.
This one's a little bit drying,um, but if you can get
something that's a little morecreamy, I don't know how far I
would go with the powdering,though, with that if you had a
bruise on your face or something, then you would powder it,
(21:53):
maybe put another little layerand then put another little
layer of powder.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Um, just if you're looking to conceal something
yeah, but then the powder, whatthat comes off uh, the powder on
your eyes it gets crinkly andit makes your eyes look drier.
You know you're gonna suck outall the moisture, which is not
something we want you don't wantdrier eyes, no, no um, let's
see diy remedies, okay, well, wetalked about spoons right,
(22:22):
that's a diy unless you'regetting professionally done,
professional spooning on yourface, you know oh, that sounds
nice, like really good, you justlay in bed yeah, and they have
like a like, a whole, likeassortment, like of the spoons.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, they go.
Oh yeah, that soundshmm, but ifyou don't have that situation,
in your house.
Yeah, right, what do you do?
You use tea bags.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Are we going to make a tea bagging joke?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
No, they don't have to.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
You want to.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I don't want to.
That's such a stupid thing,okay.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It's a dumb thing it's a serious thing.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Why would you ever like?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
you don't do that it's such a stupid image though
yeah, by putting your balls onsomeone else.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Why?
It doesn't make any sense.
It's not a power move.
Unless they're cold, it's not apower move at all, your balls
are out.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, you're very vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You're an idiot, yeah yeah, don't have your balls out
unless you plan to use them.
That's what they say.
That's what they say.
But um, tea, though teas.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I want to get back to tea okay, let's get back to tea
bags should have never gotroped into testicles I don't
even know how to address that,but, um, the tea has, um
something in it that that is areally good antioxidant.
I'm trying to think of the nameof it.
Again caffeine, so you want touse a black tea or a green tea.
You can use an herbal tea.
(23:48):
Just the fact that you'reputting something cold and wet
on your eyes and letting it sitthere for 15 minutes or so,
that's going to bring it downtoo.
But with the combination of theI think it's polyphenols Maybe
that's going to bring it downtoo, but with the combination of
the.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I think it's polyphenols, Maybe that's the
antioxidant.
It has theophylline in it,which I know is supposed to be
good for your breathing.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Theophylline.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh, green tea has it.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I think tea has it.
I'm not sure what specific teaI think, just in general.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
So maybe it allows your skin to breathe, I don't
know.
So maybe it allows your skin tobreathe.
I don't know, I'm not sure ifthat's the thing you're talking
about, but they say thatdrinking green tea is good for
people who are concerned aboutgetting lung cancer.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So it supposedly helps with free radicals?
What about people?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
who aren't concerned with it, people who drink it and
they're not concerned with it.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah well, they're going to be pissed off.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I like the free radicals.
Yeah, yeah, it's good.
Band eyelash is coming uh ohshit, hold on, I'm gonna put it
right there oh yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, should I just take them out.
Let's see, is it okay?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
yeah, you're good now .
Can you see me now?
Okay, there you go, okay goodis it there?
Yeah, I think he's wearingprescription eyelashes, so
they're, uh, their transition.
When she goes outside to, theyget darker.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Is it on there again?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, it's on there again.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I don't have any problem talking about the fact
that I use fake eyelashes, fakehair.
No, they're real eyelashes.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
We have a friend who works over at the morgue and we
get real eyelashes, some peoplehave organ donors that donate
their eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, yeah, it's okay , we can talk about it.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
All right, we can talk about it.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right, we'll talk about it later, anyway, so yeah
, so if it wasn't going to stickon, I would just take them off
and be like whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You look great Shut up.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Well, okay, I want to mention, though take a look at
my eyes, don't take a look atthe eyelashes.
I'm this is not part of thefive things, because this is
something that's going to buildup over time.
My under eyes look pretty clearthough, right?
Yeah, I mean for somebody who'syou know my age, right.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, they look clear .
Speaker 1 (25:49):
So normally I would put like a little bit in here
you don't want to go crazy withconcealer all the way across,
you usually just kind of want toput it in this little trough
area and then maybe like alittle bit up here, little
trough area, and then maybe likea little bit up here, um, but
drinking.
I've been drinking lemon waterwith honey every morning before
I do anything else, on an emptystomach and sometimes at night,
(26:13):
and I think it's been for maybetwo or three months and I've
noticed that my eye, my eye bagsor my eye circles have really
lessened because I wasstruggling really to try to keep
them covered up because, Ihaven't been sleeping that well.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, but you've been sleeping better now than before
, right, better now than like ayear ago.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
But I notice also when I get migraines, my dark
circles get really dark.
I can tell if I'm going to geta migraine sometimes just by
looking at my eyes.
I don't know what happens?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
yeah, I don't know what happens interesting, maybe
it's just like kind of yeah,sometimes I look at my face and
I can tell that I'm not feelingsome type of way some type of
way, you know, very vague.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Um well, specifically so that's something you would
want to do every day and ittastes good.
I use I put honey in there andthe liver is detoxed partially
by lemon.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh really.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
And so the liver is also connected to your eyes,
Like when you get jaundice it'sin your eyes and that's your
liver.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh wow, Isn't that interesting.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, I didn't know that Chinese medicine links your
eyes to your liver.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay, I wonder if Michael Jordan has liver issues,
because his eyes were veryyellow.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh, interesting.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
In that episode of the Last Dance when he was on
some dancing show he was doing.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Dancing with the Stars?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, and you saw his eyes.
No, he was on Dancing with theStars.
It was about him playingbasketball the last year with
the bulls, uh-huh, and it'scalled the last dance, sorry
sports but he doesn't dance atall in it, so he doesn't dance,
yeah, yeah, that'd bedisappointed too yeah, but he
might have liver issues he could, he could do it.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Who knows what those, those athletes, put in their
bodies?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
you know, yeah, bodies, you know, yeah, I mean
you know public eye, who knowshow people everybody's got lives
.
I heard.
Anyways, I like the public eye,the public eye.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
That's a good name for some makeup.
Another thing you can do ispotato slices.
They're known to lighten thearea under your skin.
Oh really.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Mm-hmm, interesting.
Is that for real?
Or does somebody just have abunch of potatoes and they're
like, hey, listen, you knowpotato slices like get rid of
these potatoes.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I know I need these potatoes gone.
Yeah, we're gonna have to bleepyour f word out.
Don't say the f word.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
People are gonna know what I said.
I know what.
How do you um?
How do you do that like?
You just put like little thinslices yeah, you just yeah,
exactly.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You don't want to put a thick slice on there.
A thin slice will cover itnicely.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It's not like a side of beef.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, tater tots is what Alex said.
That's all it is.
Oh my God, give me some frenchfries.
Yeah, what do you call thoseSteak fries?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, some steak fries.
Oh good, that's good coverage.
Yeah, really good coverage.
Absolutely, yeah, animal style,animal style, the potatoes.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
and then put them right under your eye.
That sounds delicious.
Actually it does, really.
I'm hungry, all right and thenthe fifth thing.
Uh, because we do always dothings in fives for you that's
right is elevation and hydration.
So if you're sleeping, it'sbetter to sleep kind of, at
least for me.
Anyways, lately I I have tosleep slightly elevated, so that
if, I if I ate?
(29:25):
Yeah, standing up if I ateanything before afternoon yeah,
I'm gonna get heartburn.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, it's better to have like a reflex.
Yeah, uh, my issue is I alwaysI have to.
For some reason I can't stay onmy back yeah you know, my mom
has always said stay on yourback, you'll make a lot of money
.
No, um, your mom said that.
I don't know why she said that,but but I keep rolling to my
side to go to sleep.
I've noticed that and uh, yeah,that also helps, like the my
face and the fluids yeah, andyou're giving like smushy face
(29:55):
to yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, I've trained my hands to hold my face so that
it doesn't get smushed.
Have you noticed that?
I've noticed when you'resleeping.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
At times you're sleeping and you do this.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I'm pulling my head off of the mattress.
Off the mattress, I'm like howare you doing?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
that, but your biceps look great.
Really jacked.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It's worth it.
So, yes, you're going to getless fluid buildup if you're
doing that and also beinghydrated, drinking enough water.
Staying hydrated is going tohelp you plump up the skin and
it's going to reduce the darkcircles, because you're going to
flush out.
You're just flushing out yourbody, so it can only help you.
(30:40):
And then I wanted to add tothat flushing.
Let's see what was I going withthat?
Plenty of water.
Oh crap, I forget.
Okay, I'll come back to it,alright.
So what's the improv?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
that's a good improv.
I'll come back to it oh man,that one just builds suspense.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I'll come back to it by the way, it's what I do for a
living.
That's why I forgot my otherliving.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, improv yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
No, that's my third living.
It makes a little on the othertwo.
I have to have a third.
It's a living.
It's a living.
Now, what was I going to sayExactly?
Oh no, it's massage.
Okay, massage the area you cando lymphatic drainage, which is
we've done before on the showwhich is very lightly.
Yeah, oh God, you're good yeah.
(31:27):
I remember Thanks, yeah, or youcan do it like with the gua sha
you make sure that it's verywell oiled, flat, almost
completely flat all the wayacross, and then you go down
here.
You want to, you know, becausechances are, if you're having a
lot of puffiness it's becauseyour lymph is stagnant.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Right, so you can even like work down here, in
case some of it comes down here,but ideally you want it to come
out and then down thesechannels and then they kind of
go into here, you know, gettingon like the trampoline and like
just doing that and like justletting that come out.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Would that be the same thing, or do you still have
to do the finger?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't know how fast it works on the trampoline, but
I think over time trampoliningwill definitely help with eye
circles.
Okay, yeah, it helps with somuch.
We don't even realize becausethe trampoline, our body,
doesn't have a, a lymph pump.
You know, we are the pump.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Oh, okay, I got you, so we walk.
Our movement is what keeps,that's why, yeah, that's why I
have to keep moving.
Or else they say if you, you,if you don't move it, you lose
it.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That's right.
Or they say move it or lose it.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh yeah, move it or lose it.
Right, was that about?
What was that about?
It's?
If you don't use it, you loseit.
If you don't use it, you loseit.
Yeah, I think if oh, it'stowing, it's about towing.
If you don't move it, you loseit.
They'll tow your car.
Oh, okay, yep, I knew it wasabout something.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Well, that was so worth it.
Yeah, that was my no, I've beenthinking about that all day.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I want to get to the bottom of that.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I hate you, so yeah, so that's the sixth thing is
massage.
There other things.
Those are the very quick fixes.
Massage over time helps with itas well, but doing you can do
some light massage around yourorbital bone, here you know.
And it also helps to releaseacupressure points, which is
really relaxing and good for you.
Chances are.
(33:17):
If you have dark circles, youprobably have also adrenal
issues, like you'reoverstimulated your adrenals,
which is very common.
Too much copy, not enough sleepyou know, what?
Basically how everybody lives.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Okay, um, what if I work in like a coal mine and
like I don't get any sleepwhatsoever and the next day I
have like a very, I have a big,I have a big audition, because
you know I'm a coal?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
miner, but I also sometimes audition for
commercials, right you?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
know I'm a coal miner .
That happens so often.
But I also sometimes auditionfor commercials.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
You know, get outside my comfort zone.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I really so badly.
I wish I had put like black onthese so you could like look
through them and then pull itaway and have like a little
black under your eyes.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
We should do that to somebody someday.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, nice prank yeah , yeah, or just put it on there,
in case somebody ever does it,yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Linoche, and they're like oh.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I know, yeah, I didn't put them on my eyes, Okay
.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
So yeah, gua sha.
We talked about a jade roller.
You can keep a gua sha in thefridge also.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I like the cooling fridge.
I used to keep eye drops in thefridge.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Eye drops are lovely.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Very.
The fridge eye drops are lovelyand that's another way to just
sort of cool your eyes down atleast if nothing else what, if
you like, use eye drops thatconstrict the redness?
Would that actually do anythingfor your eyes?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I don't know that it would get in your skin, because
you have that cavern where youreyes are.
I don't know that it's gonna.
You have to get, I don't know,I think you have to put
something on the outsidetopically for it to go in this
way okay.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, so I can't just inject visine into my eyes.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I go right over here that is something I would like
to see.
I wouldn't like to see that youwon't see it, because you'll be
injecting your eyes wow, it'slike the movie inception.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I never saw it boom roasted, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
So, um, there's tons of retinol creams you can get
that are very expensive.
Some are not so expensive, someare more expensive.
Those are, you know.
People say that they help withdark circles.
I don't know if I've beenconsistent enough with my
retinol to know if it's actuallyworks for that, but vitamin C
(35:24):
is a good skin brightener aswell.
Okay, yeah, did you havesomething you wanted to
interject?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I was just going to say, like these your notes here.
It's uh one of the jokes thatthat um, this, this thing
suggested was uh.
So Sandra could ask playfullyso if I get fillers, will my eye
bags look like tiny plumped upmarshmallows?
I mean that's a great, that Imean that's funny is it?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
no, but but it's, it's.
I can't I can't.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
It's like, uh, it's like watching star trek, when
commander data was trying tolike, trying to teach him,
trying to teach him, uh, comedy,and then in the scene I
remember they had joe piscopotrying to teach him comedy for
real, yeah, and I was just like,well, there's your first
problem, but secondly, he's anandroid, he's not going to get
comedy.
So this thing yeah, it doesn'tquite get your sense of humor.
(36:13):
No.
Or mine for that matter.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, we'll see what it can do, okay.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
All right.
So we talked about we did talkabout some long-term things we
talked about.
You can also, by the way, ifyou're just desperate, you can
also go the you know theinjection route.
I personally don't recommenddoing filler under the eye
because they're now saying thatfiller doesn't truly always
(36:40):
disappear in the face, and I'vehad clients who have literally
hired me to smooth out this linethat they got under their eye,
that where they can see thefiller but where would you put
filler?
That's if, like you don't haveenough or you're, you don't have
you would put the filler likeright in the in the indentation
here where your dark circle isOkay, okay, gotcha.
But I do know someone and I Ithink I'm going to bring in the
(37:02):
um, the nurse that did it, uh,to Caitlin, she talks about it.
I'm going to bring in the nursethat did it to Caitlin, she
talks about it.
I'm not giving away anything.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
It's something called PR.
Don't give away anything.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
No, we don't have enough to give yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I don't want to put that into the universe.
We have everything you knowwhat.
Don't put anything into theuniverse.
The universe has enough of it.
You're so stingy.
The universe has its own stuff.
Yeah, oh, my God.
Okay, I love you babe.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
What was I talking about?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
The universe.
No before that.
You're talking about the PRP,oh right, yeah, or it's also
called PRF.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
It's plasma rich.
I guess maybe it's fluid forthe F, yeah for the F, fun and I
rather than fun, and I've heardthat it's not fun to get.
Caitlin said to me it's.
It's not comfortable to get itin her eyes, but well worth it.
She looks fantastic.
She also got this other thingthat I'm interested in doing.
(37:57):
It's not a filler in your lips,but it is an injection for like
hydration, um, and it doesn'tlast.
It lasts maybe six of sixmonths, maybe okay a year.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I don't know, do you be plump your lips?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
yeah, just a little bit yeah adding like water to it
it's um, I need to find outexactly what it is, I want to
investigate it and I actuallywant to have that nurse on the
show and she can explain it tous.
Yeah, and you can do that inyour face as well, and that's
better than like the hyaluronicacid fillers that they have you,
you know, in thedermatologist's office, I think.
I think because it breaks downmore easily than whatever this
(38:30):
is.
It's breaking down more easilythan something you're going to
get in a derm, right, right,what not to do to get the dark
circles?
We already said get some sleep.
For the God's sake, get somesleep.
Yep, for the god's sake, getsome sleep, yep.
(38:52):
Uh, don't overdo um caffeine,or, or just don't overrun your
body with you know, like justtake a stimulants, yeah,
stimulants.
Stimulants will take your bodyand it takes the, the adrenaline
and it just, it just taxes them, so your adrenals are so tired
of just pumping out adrenaline,um, and when you get to a point
where your adrenals are so tiredof just pumping out adrenaline,
um, and when you get to a pointwhere your adrenals are
(39:14):
completely shot, you can do this.
What is what I did when I was ateenager is I would be able to
drink like a whole big cup ofcoffee and then just go right to
sleep.
That's because your adrenalsare blasted.
Oh wow, yeah, I was smokingcigarettes and yeah, that'll.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
that'll get all that stuff out of there, All that.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Probably not sleeping , probably doing illicit drugs
and things like that, because asyou do it as a teenager yeah
Well, I mean, you're a teenager.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, you're blasting your adrenals.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
We're going to blast them today dude Coffee.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not good.
And then salt.
That seems like obvious, butpeople forget Salt.
Retaining water, wow.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
The dehydration too, is not only it's because, by the
way, back to dehydration, it'snot only because it's plumping
up your skin, but when you'redehydrated, well yeah, the first
place the body takes water fromis your skin.
It's your largest organ andit's way more important than
your brain, but also if yourbody thinks it's dehydrated a
(40:12):
lot of times, it will hold waterin places you don't want it.
So then when you drink water,it's like the water goes with
the water.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
You're flushing it.
You're flushing it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
It's like when you get a gas, when it like the get
and you like put gas into a gasthing, you're siphoning.
Yeah, but you have to get itgoing first right.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
You have to keep it.
You have to keep it movingright, because if not, it just
sits there because it holds onto it then, when it realizes it
has enough, it's like okay, wedon't need this much, because we
have more coming, we're fineright.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, the body is pretty amazing I think I mean
gasoline oh, gasoline yeah boom.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I forgot what we're saying.
Roasted, boom, roasted.
Yeah, the body is amazing howit just basically it's like hold
on to it and then, when youlike, flush it.
It's just, it's nice feelingwhen you uh, you know,
especially when you're on theroad.
I've been driving for the lastcouple days so it's just
stopping peeing everywhere.
You know.
It's just amazing.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
This is a good feeling to feel your body just
flush everything out can I tellthem about your little secret,
in case you ever see us drivingaround?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
oh yeah, if you want to tell them about my secret,
sure go ahead no, should I nottell them?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
no, it's fine, it's an easy secret okay, um, sandra,
if we're parked somewhere likeuh, if he has to pee oh sorry
yeah no, he would walk around tothe thing and be like oh, I
wanted to show you this thing onthe inside of the door opens
the car door.
Now we've got a little, youknow.
Enclave, is that the right word?
(41:36):
yeah, yeah, a clave, an enclaveyeah yeah, and then I just, and
then he and I pee, he's peace,and then I just talk to him as
if he's not yeah, or if I'm bymyself and there's no one to
talk to yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I stay on my side of the car if there's no one that's
around and then I just pretendlike I just go to myself.
I go oh, what's in the what'sin my, what's on the bottom of
my door and I do that, and thenI just pee while I'm doing that,
or I'll hold my phone up andI'll go what's up here, because
you know, direct people'sattention up that way right,
yeah that's what I'll do if I'min the walmart parking lot oh
this, you hold shiny things up,this shiny things up this way
(42:10):
they go what's over here?
I mean you're peeing, you know,or if it's like noisy in their
road, I'm like, yeah, I'm justgonna pee here, you just have to
.
Just you feel it out, you know,read.
It's gonna say read the roomyeah, really the road.
Read the topography yeah, readthe road exactly, so you kind of
have to figure out yourself.
But yeah, you can.
You know you can do what youwant to do.
You had to pee, you can peewhen you gotta pee, you gotta
(42:32):
pee.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
The, yeah, the, I think one of the.
Well, yeah, I don't want totell that story, but, um, I had
to pee one time.
I think I don't know if I waspicking you up from the airport,
someone I was picking up forthe airport, and it takes, you
know, probably 45 to an hour toget from where I live to lax
yeah and I had to pee by thetime I got there, because I
didn't want to be dehydrated,but I had to pee, so bad yeah
(42:55):
and if it was you, I was justwaiting, maybe you hadn't, you
know, deboarded, or whatever.
They call it, unboarded, is thatright?
No, I don't know.
I think not, I think it'sdeplane, deplane.
Deplaning yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, like Fantasy Island.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, but it is deplaning.
Did you just look at the time?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, of course I looked at the time.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Why, huh, you got somewhere to go.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
No, I'm like am.
I still having fun.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Okay, good.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
What was I talking?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
about, so you had to pee.
Oh right, okay, you went to LAX.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I had had a drink of some sort with me Don't get too
specific, I don't remember whatit was Was it a liquid.
It was a liquid drink, right,it was in a cup.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Which I was no longer using, longer using, and I
think it was like I'm prettysure it was a disposable cup.
Um, I went into the back seatof my own car.
I went into the parking lot,okay, yep, you go through the
little thing and go up into thewent all the way to the top,
which they probably have camerasnow.
But uh, I got into the backseat yep okay got prepared
(44:01):
myself, pulled out and then peedinto the cup nice filled up the
cup wow, okay and then I'msorry to say that I I had to
pour it out yeah you, she reallykept it like the golden child.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, exactly where he's trying to hold the, he's
trying to hold the cup and thenhe ends up drinking it.
Yeah, yeah, he hope he doesn'tdo that.
No, no, my dear brother numsiit's like good movie.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
We should watch that.
Yeah, let's get out of here,okay.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
But so you peed in the cup and then you picked me
up and then you told me about it.
I did tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
So you remembered then.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
I remembered the pee and yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Okay, yeah, that's how bad I had to pee.
It was bad yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
When you, when you gotta go, you gotta go, yeah.
So what have we learned?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
today.
Um, it's not the end of theworld.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
If you get under eye bag stuff you can make a couple
tweaks here and there and uh,there's some quick, you know,
there's some quick uh remediesand what could you list them?
Off if I asked you to coldcompress, and then um, hold on
cold.
And then there was the tea bags.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
And then there was the.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Don't be looking up there.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
I'm not Okay.
Cold therapy.
There was the tea bags.
Okay, and then concealer.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Okay, yeah, that was one, yep.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
And then Caffeine.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Caffeine, yep, caffeine, yep things with
caffeine, caffeine constrict toput on your eyes.
That's right, dry skin.
Uh, we did the t-bag and then,obviously, and then hydration,
hydration and propping your headup and propping head also okay.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
So those are.
Those are also quick tips likekeeping your head propped up
yeah, it's.
Because the blood flow and getthe lymphatics.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
I guess you're sleeping at night, but I'm sure
if you yeah, I don't know that'sa good point.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
That's not a quick fix really.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah Well, it's not an exact science.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
We have other ones in there too that you could add as
a quick fix, probably Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
I think mainly just cutting out the salt and
drinking a bunch of water.
I think that will.
You know, the hydrationdefinitely will help.
And the elevation, go to areally high part of like, go to
the top of a mountain and you'lllook so much better.
Go to Denver, go to Denver andjust talk to everybody from
there.
Okay, and then you know then,and ironically, when you get to
(46:23):
a higher elevation, you have todrink more water because you
need to hydrate more.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I love that you yes-anded yourself.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
And I appreciate you saying that.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Well, I feel like we covered a lot of territory
without a lot of fat to trim.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, I think we did a lot of stuff here, and
probably too much.
Yeah, I think we could havejust said hello our names and
left.
We got to make the list though.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
But we did, but that was good.
Okay, yeah, very nice.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
We'll probably cover it again with another person
that has really bad eye bagsthat wants to talk about it,
because it's never not arelevant topic.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Eye bags can come up a lot LA Eye bag city, a lot la
ibag city.
That's what they call it.
Ibag city, ibag city.
Yeah, with the girls.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
I forgot how it goes, I don't remember, but it's true
, sometimes I like to just letyou drown, just let you just
keep talking, that's just I, Idon't mind breathing water.
I'm fine with it you'reactually, everyone else is
actually drowning because I'mfine with it.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
So you're the one that's drowning in your own, not
being fine with it.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
You're so treading water right now I don't tread.
Yeah, it's like you're idling,like the car's idling until you
hit the next gear.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Or until, like a car, comes and T-bombs me and hits
me from behind.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
All right, let's not even talk about that yeah.
No, we, yeah, no, we're notgoing to talk about it.
No, don't talk about it.
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Speaker 2 (47:55):
Let us know when we're done.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, and then, uh, if you want to make a comment,
all of it's free, and it makesus look like ballers.
So we really appreciate.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Um, you're watching and and or listening yeah, we're
having family reunions comingup soon, so we need to look good
in front of the family.
So, uh, we always do podcastnumbers at every family function
.
Podcast numbers yeah, we goover like metrics.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You didn't go over metrics last thanksgiving I
don't even know what you'retalking about anymore.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Whoa, this is fucking crazy.
What's that You're behind thisquarter?
Yeah right, oh oh, Fiscally.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
All right.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
I thought you re-upped your license.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
No, I let it lapse, I let it prolapse.
Okay, you guys, so we will seeyou next.
Thanks, I like to not leaveroom for laughter because it's
probably not going to be there.
It's like when you know yourcloser sucks and you just like
throw it out there and then youget off the stage.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
You're just like all right guys, I got to get going,
all right, my next joke.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
You stare at your watch for a while.
You're like no-transcript.
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