Romantic Riddles

Join the alluring tones of the Sexy Voice Guy as he dives deep into the quirky, everyday mysteries that separate men from women. From the age-old Toilet Seat Tango to the baffling battles of the Remote Control Rumble, we'll uncover those humorous habits that have both charmed and confounded lovers through the ages. 

While we humorously generalize these everyday conundrums, remember that individuality rules the roost. But, for comedic charm, let's pretend everyone *does* fit neatly into these categories. 

Laugh at the Closet Conundrums, nod in agreement with the Silent Treatment Scenarios, and reminisce about those late-night Phone Phobias in bed. These romantic riddles may never be fully solved, but they sure make life a whole lot more interesting.

It's a light-hearted look at love, laughter, and life's little enigmas. So, buckle up, and let's unravel these riddles, one laugh at a time. Remember, even in mystery, it's always... *nice, baby.* 🖤🎧🌹

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Welcome to another episode ofsexy voice guide talking about
life's mundane interactions withthe ones you love. Today's topic
is romantic riddles, it'ssolving the mystery of the
things that make men and womendifferent. And it's a riddle
that will never be solved. Thatdoesn't mean that we won't talk
about it. And the differencesbetween men and women, they've

(00:21):
puzzled and perplexed and kindof amused us and everyone in
life forever. I will give you aquick disclaimer, while we're
going to dive into thesegeneralizations for the comedic
effect, it's essential tounderstand that not everyone
fits nearly into thesecategories, and individual
variations abound. And thatbeing said, everybody does fit

(00:42):
into these categories justaccepted. So let's go through
some kind of the first idea isthese daily dilemmas, you know,
the toilet seat Tango was one ofthem. Now, I'm one who actually
will sit and go to the bathroom.
Yeah, I know that sexy to see aman sitting but the truth, is it
just more comfortable. And wehave a heated toilet seat, which
is nice. But this is an age olddebate. Do you leave it up? Or
down? Who's responsible? Andwhose act? Is it to keep it the

(01:03):
other way? Like, you know, is itreally for me to put it back
down? But do I have to lift itif I can just aim? Well, tough
calls, but this is a dailything, the toilet seat tango,
maybe in your home, this is aproblem. Men, my advice to you
is just put the damn thing downor sit down.
Let's go to the next thing. Theremote control, the remote

(01:24):
control rumble in particular,and why men have the urge to
feel like they have to just holdthe remote the whole time or
change the show a bunch. Manywomen don't do this these kinds
of subtle and they nest and theywatch right? Men tend to just
want to hold her moment seewhat's next. And that's kind of
an attention deficit disorder orboredom. Or they just like to
play with a long, you know,cylinder object. That's kind of

(01:47):
firm thing of what you will andthat. The last thing is this
kind of closet conundrum. Let'sput it honest, my wife's closet
super neat, super clean, minecould use some work. And the
idea that maybe in my closet, Ihave tons of things to wear the
Navy and her college andeverything she has a lot to
wear. But the truth of thematter is the closet conduct
conundrum is really the problemthat she keeps it cleaner than

(02:10):
mine. And it is a source offighting, keep it clean, the
best you can.
Okay, so here's somecommunication problems that are
in the world too, when it comesto this kind of riddles that we
have to figure out in life. It'sthe silent treatments and
scenario, or maybe even silenttreatment syndrome. Decoding,
what you did, and why you're introuble for it as a man is a

(02:35):
skill set I have not yetdeveloped. Sometimes you get the
silent treatment. And three dayslater, when you have discussion
with louder volume, you find outwhat you did. And you're kind of
like I had no idea. And that'sthe whole point is that you have
no idea and you should havesilent treatment syndrome or
scenario, if you will, issomething that men really
struggle with no women, you canhelp here by not waiting three

(02:56):
days or just saying hey, onceagain, I told you X and we'll be
apologetic, typically maybe alittle defensiveness, but just
don't wait three days is thepoint. Okay, shopping lists, and
this kind of idea of selectivehearing. So when you go to the
grocery store, and we gotogether, everything's good, we
get what we need, it's fine. Yougo females to the grocery store,

(03:17):
and you get what we need for thefamily much appreciated. I know
it's a lot of work and tasks. Idon't say a word if you miss
something, if I go, which I doadmit is not very often, and I
missed something to get thewrong brand. Could you not kill
me for it, or knife me or throwa banana me? It's It's doesn't
seem fair. First of all, I'm notgoing as often, which is a

(03:37):
fight. Second, I'm not as goodat it, maybe. And third, it's
just food, we'll eat it. Solet's get over. Now, the last
piece is kind of, it'sinteresting. It's when you're in
bed and you want to go to bedand it's kind of like this late
night phone phobia right where Iwant to sleep. But you know,

(03:57):
you're on your phone, and it'ssuper bright. And please turn it
off while you're watching TV orvice versa. Maybe I'm watching a
show that I want to watch likeyou know, some Star Wars based
or something with violence in itlike a shoot 'em up movie and
you want to go to bed. Let'sjust make sure that it's equal,
that when the other person wantsto go to bed, we both agree that
we're going to turn it off, oryou're going to put on
headphones or we're not going tocomplain about it. So I think

(04:19):
these are these are reallypieces of information that
happen in most people's lives.
Not just mine, right? I think Iwant to leave you this idea that
the romantic riddles can be funnow they often lead in fights
and they also become stories youtell your friends of why you're
having troubles with your spouseor things they do that annoy
you. But if you could just takea little light hearted a little

(04:39):
more fun with it and make fun ofyourself with your spouse and or
with your loved one. The I thinkyou'll come out of it a lot
better and a lot happier for itto this has been romantic
riddles. I'm sexy boys guy. AndI want you to know it's nice
baby.