Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Thomas Helfrich (00:00):
Welcome to
another sizzling episode of sexy
voice Guy. Today I'm going todive in deep, real deep into the
seductive depths of driving.
That's right. Seductivedirections steering desire, this
alluring episode we'll dive intothe captivating world of women,
giving men driving directions,even when their GPS app is
(00:23):
already opened with fullinternet connection, and you're
on your way with the fastestroute, marked. Sit back, relax,
get your sightsee driving headon, or backseat driving. You
know you do it and listen to thedifferent scenarios of what we
can enjoy on this sexy voice guyjourney. The first scenario is
(00:45):
the suggestive shortcut. Sheknows a faster way Oh, yes. And
she's not afraid to share it.
Listen as you breath asleepguides you to take the
unexpected turn leading you to adetour of desire on this
exhilarating route to yourdestination. Here's another the
sensuous scenic route. Ignorethe GPS. You will be enticed to
(01:10):
take the path less traveled witha sultry whisper. She temps to
explore winding roads and hiddenVISTAs making the journey far
more exciting than thedestination. Here's one of my
favorites. The alluringalternative GPS be damned. She's
got a more enticing option. Andyou'll feel the heat rising as
(01:30):
she persuasively argues for herpreferred route, leaving you
questioning whether you shouldtrust technology or succumb to
her siren call the steamy stopsign. Oh yeah, she has an
uncanny ability to turn even themost mundane road features into
a sensual experience. Watch outfor the smoldering sparks as she
instructs you to pause at thestop sign, leaving you
(01:54):
breathless with anticipation ofwhere to go. The passionate
parking job. She's got your backliterally. Listen to her
seductive voice as she guidesyou into the tightest of spots,
turning parallel parking into anexercise of titillating
teamwork, the red hotroundabout. Prepare for a
(02:14):
whirlwind of desire as shenavigates you through the
drizzling dance of theroundabout. With a sultry purr.
She'll have you interest as youcircle and merge taking every
exit at any opportunity at anytime for her adventure. The
bewitching backseat driver, shemay not be behind the wheel, but
she's certainly in control feelthe passion flourish, she issues
(02:37):
sultry commands for the backseattransforming an ordinary drive
into a thrilling expedition oferotic exploration. Just
consider that, even when she'sthe copilot. Even the sultriness
of GPS voices can get a littleenvious. Her central navigation
skills make Google Maps blushwith desire and she's the reason
Waze has been longing for asteamy night in Siri and Google
(03:01):
Assistant both yearn for thepleasure of her guiding whispers
and the GPS could seduce 1000hearts. But she'd still trust
her app sultry embrace, she canmake any app feel like it's on a
passionate journey to unchartedterritory. And with her in the
car. The GPS becomes justanother lover vying for her
attention. When she takes thewheel. Even the sexiest GPS
(03:25):
voice can't resist the allure ofher navigational prowess. To the
women of our lives. I say thankyou. Thank you so much for the
exploration we get to find withyou the sultry steamy positions
we find ourselves in as wenavigate the unknown charted
territories of the GPS world. Iwould never have not known I
(03:45):
didn't know where I was goingunless I was told I was not
knowing. And so since I don'tknow what I don't know, I thank
you for telling me what I don'tknow. And without you we would
not only get there on time andto get there, maybe have your
smiles. We would have forgottenthe steamy moments along the way
that define us. The undefine usthat recreate us stay sexy
(04:08):
everybody. Drive safely. It'snice baby