Show Us Your TDs

Welcome, mourners, as Melky and Goobie don their finest black suits to hold a gridiron graveside service for the fallen teams of 2024. These squads have fumbled their hopes, punted their potential, and are six feet under the playoff line. Let’s honor their fourth-and-long journey to irrelevance. Rest in punt, fallen teams! ✝️⚰️🏈

Special guest Eastgate drops his 100% guaranteed betting wisdom, and it’s so sure-fire that Vegas might want to tune in. His strategy? Bet on both teams, double down, and if all else fails, blame the refs. Melky & Goobie suggest putting your faith in the underdogs, favorites, and the coin toss. With Eastgate’s guidance, you'll either cash in or at least have some extra pocket change for next week’s therapy session.🏈💸😂

Melky and Goobie huddle up to tackle the juiciest trade rumors as the NFL trade deadline approaches. They "pass" judgment on the players circling the rumor mill, from running backs who need to rush out of town to quarterbacks looking for a handoff to a better team. By the end, they both agree that the NFL rumor mill is just as wild as any Hail Mary, leaving you waiting to see who'll be the next on the move.🏈 🧳🙏

Postman Goobie is on a special delivery run, shipping out fantasy football busts—no return address required! From Najee "Return to Sender" Harris to Kyle "Lost in Transit" Pitts, Goobie’s making sure these underperformers never find their way back to your lineup. With a bag full of fumbles and missed points, he’s not taking any receiver complaints. 📬📨📦

The squad lit up the fantasy scoreboard, leaving defenses more lost than Belichick’s hairline in the wind. Points piled up faster than Swifties buying concert tickets after Travis Kelce’s last touchdown. The guys welcome special guest Charles, who came in with the hottest take since Randy Moss went to the Pats: "Which is the greatest dynasty, Patriots or Chiefs?" It's the million dollar you'll want to debate about!  🏈🎯

Goobie's in the house! Your Cheeto oracle returns to help Melky separate the real from the fake. After week 4, there's still a few undefeated teams, but which ones are for real, and which ones are pretending harder than a bad Tinder profile? Who's ready to crumble like a cheap cookie? Get your popcorn ready and find out! 🍪🏈

Your beloved toilet destroyer Goobie is out, but fear not—special guest Matt Miller steps in and more than fills the gap! Matt breaks down which defenses are about to go from sleepers to season-savers. Don't miss this defensive deep dive—it might just help you win your league! 🏈🔥🏆

Melky and Goobie bring the heat with Eagles super fan Bah Walker, who's mouth won’t stop flapping about Philly's big win. The guys tackled fantasy busts, rushed through waiver wire tips, and intercepted some hot takes. Bah was flyin’ high, but don’t worry – we kept him grounded, unlike Jalen Hurts' deep balls! 🦅🏈🎯

It's Week 1 baby! Time to dust off your jerseys, stretch those fantasy muscles, and dive headfirst into the pigskin pandemonium! Melky & Goobie are back on the gridiron, dodging bad trades like they're blitzes and praying their star players don’t pull a hammy. So, whether you're celebrating a TD or cursing a fumble, buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride.🏈💥

Hold onto your helmets! In this uproarious week 15, Melky & Goobie unravel the wild race for those elusive wildcard spots. Who’s in and who’s out? You’ll have to tune in to find out. This race is like watching teams try to catch a greased pig in cleats!

It’s week 14 and the last regular season game before the playoffs. The guys wanna know why the NFC South is a shit show! They dive deep and chalk up many reason to why this division is a toilet bowl. The list is longer than Brendan Fraser’s daily grocery bill. You know what we’re talking about. 😏🎧

Melky & Goobie huddle up to dissect all the mvp candidates so far. The race has been intense this season. The main question you want to know is Goobie’s win streak. Is he still perfect? Find out in week 13. Don’t miss out on this audible delight! 🏈🎧