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SPEAKER_00 (01:18):
One day, a little
boy named Atticus was sitting at
home.
He was looking at all of histoys and wondering what games he
could play.
He picked up one of his teddiesand he was pretending that it
was having a tea party, but thatdidn't quite seem to work as
well as he was hoping.
As he was sitting and talking,he could hear a noise outside.
Bom free bum free bum freep.
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What was that?
thought Atticus.
He went over to the window andlooked, and there, standing in
his front yard, was a wizardholding a wand.
He looked very silly, but he wassinging to himself and doing
very strange things.
He was standing right next toAtticus's mum's car.
Bum free bum free bum free pshAs he waved his wand, the car
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exploded into a puff of smoke.
And when the smoke disappeared,there was no car anymore.
Instead, there was an elephant.
What is going on?
thought Atticus.
He raced outside to go see whatwas happening.
When he opened the door, thewizard turned.
Oh, Bomfrey, he said.
Uh, my name's not Bomfrey, saidAtticus.
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My name's Atticus.
No, I am Bomfrey, said Bomfrey.
Bomfrey, Bomfrey, Bomfrey.
Oh, I I okay, Bomfrey, what whatdid you do to my mum's car?
Well, Bomfrey is wizard, andWizard Bomfrey decided that you
do not need a car.
You need an elephant.
Hooray! Bomfrey, Bomfrey,Bomfrey! Um, I don't think we do
need an elephant, said Atticus.
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Oh, everybody needs an elephant.
Come on, said Bomfrey.
Uh what?
said Atticus.
Just then, Atticus's mum stuckher head out the door.
What's going on out here?
she said.
I am Bomfrey, said Bomfrey.
Oh, hello, Bomfrey.
Atticus needs to come onadventure with me, Bomfrey, said
Bomfrey.
Um, sure, said his mum.
Hooray! Bomfrey, Bomfrey,Bomfrey, said Bomfrey.
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Atticus was very confused, butsure enough, he decided to join
Bomfrey for a very specialadventure.
Well, Bomfrey, where are wegoing to go?
Well, first we need to ride theelephant, because we've made an
elephant out of a car and wecan't drive anymore because
there's no car.
Bomfrey, Bomfrey! Ha! I amBomfrey, he said.
I know that you're Bomfrey, saidAtticus.
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Um, but I've never ridden anelephant before.
Me either, said Bomfrey.
SPEAKER_01 (03:30):
We can learn
together.
SPEAKER_00 (03:31):
Bomfrey, hooray! Ah,
elephant! He yelled out.
The elephant looked down atthem.
Woo! and said, Um, we are goingto ride you now, okay, Bomfrey
Bomfrey?
Uh I don't think it can talkEnglish, said Atticus.
Just then the elephant turned.
Of course I can talk English.
It can talk English! Hooray,said Bomfrey.
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I am Bomfrey.
Uh, can you lift me up onto yourhead with your trunk?
No, said the elephant.
Oh, why not?
said Bomfrey.
You're not sitting on my head.
You can sit on my back, though,hang on, said the elephant.
It reached down with its trunk,wrapped up Bomfrey, and lifted
him onto its back.
Hooray, Bomfrey! Okay, I willuse my magic to lift you up here
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as well, Atticus.
Ready?
Ready for some Bomfrey magic?
One, two, three! Bomfrey wavedhis wand down towards Atticus,
and when he did, Atticusexploded into smoke.
And when the smoke disappeared,nothing had changed.
Um, Bomfrey, I don't think itworked.
Oh, must be doing the littlefunny thing, he said.
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Um, elephant, are you able tolive up Atticus as well?
Oh, okay, said the elephant, andit reached down with its trunk,
wrapped him up, and liftedAtticus onto his back as well.
Hooray! Time for elephant rides!As the elephant started to walk
out the driveway, Bomfrey rockedfrom side to side.
I am Bomfrey, I am Bomfrey, I amBomfrey, Bomfrey, hooray, said
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Bomfrey.
Uh okay, said Atticus.
I I know that you're Bomfrey,but where are we going?
I don't know, said Bomfrey.
But wherever we are going, it isvery slow.
Excuse me, elephant! Yes, saidthe elephant.
Can you go any faster?
No, I'm an elephant.
We don't go very fast, said theelephant.
Ooh, sounds like we need someBomfrey magic, said Bomfrey.
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Are you ready, Atticus?
I don't know if we'll ever beready, said Atticus.
That's the spirit, said Bomfrey.
Time for some Bumfrey.
One, two, three, Bomfrey! hesaid.
And as Bomfrey waved his wand,pfft, all of a sudden there were
four little puffs of smokearound the elephant's feet.
Atticus looked down.
Um, Bomfrey, did you putrollerblades on the elephant?
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Well, yes, because we're aboutto go downhill.
With that, Bomfrey, Atticus, andthe elephant started zooming
downhill.
How are we gonna control this?
said Atticus.
I don't know, said Bomfrey, buthowever it is, it's fun.
Keep rollerblading, elephant.
Woo! said the elephant, pickingup more and more speed.
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I can't slow down.
Don't slow down, said Bumfrey.
Faster, faster, faster! We needmore Bumfrey magic, said
Bumfrey.
I don't think that's a goodidea, said Atticus.
One, two, three, Bumfrey! Andwith another four puffs of
smoke, all of a sudden therollerblades had rocket
boosters.
Bumfrey, what are you doing?
said Atticus.
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Don't activate the rocketboosters, said the elephant.
Oh, yes, we do need to activatethem.
SPEAKER_01 (06:30):
Ready?
One, two, three.
SPEAKER_00 (06:31):
And with that, all
four rocket boosters on the
elephant's four rollerbladesstarted to blast.
Screamed the elephant.
Bumfrey was so excited.
He was waving his hands in theair.
Hooray! This is the best thingever! I'm terrified, said
Atticus.
I'm excited, said Bumfrey.
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Now we need to take to theskies.
Take to the skies, said theelephant.
I can hardly keep control ofthis! Hold on, said Bomfrey.
And with a wave of his wand,one, two, three, Bumfrey! All of
a sudden, two brightly colouredwings appeared on the elephant's
back.
They were like aeroplane wings.
Hooray, here we go, saidBomfrey, as he grabbed a hold of
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the elephant's ears and startedto turn.
What are you doing, wings?
said the elephant.
He pulled backwards and theylifted into the sky.
What a ridiculous sight to see.
A wizard and a little boy ridingon top of an elephant wearing
rocket blaster roller skates andhaving brightly coloured wings
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coming off its side.
Now we are under control!Bomfrey, Bomfrey, Bomfrey! said
Bomfrey.
Um, I don't think this is reallyunder control, said Atticus.
Well at least I'm not gonnacrash anymore, said the
elephant.
Yes, you're not going to crash,but I think that we can try some
other tricks.
Other tricks, said the elephant,very, very confused.
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What kind of other tricks?
said Atticus.
Well, seeing you are a flyingelephant, maybe we turn you into
a robotic flying elephant.
What?
said the elephant.
Bomfrey, I don't think that's agood idea, said Atticus.
Ho ho ho ho no, of course not.
SPEAKER_01 (08:15):
Never a good idea
with Bomfrey, just Bomfrey,
magic.
Ready?
Bomfrey, Bomfrey, Bomfrey, one,two, Bomfrey, three, Bomfrey!
SPEAKER_00 (08:23):
There was one more
giant puff of smoke, and when it
settled, I am flying elephantrobot, said the elephant.
Hooray! said Bomfrey.
We have made the flying roboticelephant! Yuppie! He said.
And with that, the elephantpointed its feet backwards and
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Activating ultimate rocketblasters.
Please fasten robotic seatbelts.
Uh-oh, said Atticus.
Where are the robotic seatbelts?
I don't know, said Bumfrey.
They heard a beep and two seatbelts popped out the back of the
elephant, strapping Bomfrey andAtticus to its back.
I think we should hold on, saidBumfrey.
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I think we should Bumfrey! saidBumfrey.
The elephant took off at anastronomical speed.
It was flying so quick that theycould hardly be seen blasting
through the sky.
Hang on! I think we can breakthe speed of sound! Faster,
elephant, faster, yelledBomfrey.
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I don't think we should gofaster, said Atticus.
Actually, this is fun! I do likethis! Maybe you should fly, said
Bomfrey.
As he handed the elephant's earsover to Atticus, Atticus grabbed
hold.
Push them forward! We can do it!Break the speed of sound, said
Bomfrey.
So Atticus pushed the roboticelephant ears forward and What
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was that noise?
said Atticus.
That's the boom that it makeswhen we go supersonic! Hooray!
SPEAKER_01 (09:57):
We did it, said
Bumfrey.
Now do some tricks.
How do I do tricks?
I don't know, said Bumfrey.
SPEAKER_00 (10:02):
Maybe just try
Bumfri turning the wings Bumfrey
sideways and upside down,Bumfri.
I don't know how to control thewings, said Atticus.
Just Bumfrey wave the Bumfreyears around.
Bumfrey Bumphrey Bumphrey, saidBumphrey.
Okay, said Atticus.
So he held the robotic elephantears and started wobbling them
from side to side.
Woo! Woo! The elephant startedto spin and twist.
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Mew! It was very, very exciting.
I am Bumfrey! yelled Bumphrey.
As they went flying aroundthrough the sky.
This has been amazing, saidAtticus.
But my mum's probably wonderingwhere I am.
We better start heading home.
Okay, just land the elephant.
I am Bomfrey.
How do I land the elephant?
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Um I don't know.
Try more things with the ears.
So Atticus pointed the ears downtowards the ground, and sure
enough, the elephant slowlylanded on the ground.
Okay, quickest way back to yourhouse will be let me, Bumfrey,
think.
Hmm, I am Bomfrey, said Bumfrey.
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What are you thinking?
said Atticus.
I think teleportation device.
Okay, one, two, three, Bomfrey!He waved his wand, and with one
last giant burst of smoke, theelephant was completely covered.
Then as the smoke settled, therein front of them was Is that my
mum's car?
said Atticus.
Kind of, said Bomfrey.
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It's slightly different.
Hop in.
Uh okay, said Atticus.
He went around to his normalseat.
No, no, you need to be in thedriver's seat, said Bomfrey.
Oh, okay, said Atticus.
So Atticus climbed into thedriver's seat of the car.
What do I do now?
He said.
Well, I am Bumfrey, saidBomfrey.
I know that you're Bumfrey, saidAtticus, but what do I do with
the car?
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Oh yes, just toot the horn threetimes.
Bumfrey, Bumphrey, Bumfrey.
Uh okay, said Atticus.
So he tooted the horn threetimes.
Mep, meep.
And on the third toot, the carseemed to fold itself up into
nothing and then unfolded againback in their driveway.
You did it, Bumfrey! saidBumfrey.
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Just then, Atticus's mum cameoutside because of the loud
noise that she had just heard.
Atticus had already climbed outof the car, and Bumfrey too.
Okay, I am Bumfrey.
Goodbye, Bumfrey, Bumphrey,Bumfrey.
Bomfrey waved his wand over thetop of his head and pffff
disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
Quick, Atticus, jump back in thecar, said his mum.
We need to go to the shops.
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Oh, okay, said Atticus.
So Atticus jumped into his seat,and his mum jumped in the front.
Then, as she was about to startthe car, hey mum, said Atticus.
Try tooting the horn threetimes.
Oh, okay, she said.
Beep beep.
What just happened?
She yelled.
Well, said Atticus.
I don't think you'd believe me,even if I told you.
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And that is the end of thestory.
Today's episode has been broughtto you by Bumfrey! Bumfrey
Bumfrey Bumfrey! Oh, I need tosay more than just Bumfrey.
Oh, well, okay.
Uh, today has been brought toyou by Bumphrey's magic flying
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robotic elephant.
If you need to do something verysilly, make sure to call
Bumfrey! And I do Bumphrey magicand make you something very
Bumfrey fun.
Oh yes.
We hope you have been enjoyingthe silly stories for kids.
Make sure to leave a review andsay that Bumfrey is the best! Ha
ha! I am Bumfrey! This has beenme, Bumfrey! And me, Sam.
We'll see you soon.