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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Put it into, drive and off we go.
Alright, let's start a littlebit different.
What do you think?
Okay, everybody, it is me, thePimpim.
I'm so excited because Sam wastoo busy to tell you all the
story, so I thought that I wouldtake over and do the
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storytelling for him.
So is everybody ready for aPimpin story?
It is going to be so muchbetter than the same story.
I might even completely takeover the podcast, because I am
the Pimpin and everybody knowsthat Pimpin is the best.
So let me tell you a story allabout me, the Pimpin.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
(00:43):
Okay, one day, me the Pimpim wassitting at my house.
Now, as I was sitting there, Iwas trying to decide what the
most exciting thing possible todo could possibly be, and I
thought I know, the mostexciting things do not happen
when you are all alone.
The most exciting things happenwhen you are with your friends.
And so I thought maybe I shouldgo find some of my friends.
(01:04):
But, and so I thought maybe Ishould go find some of my
friends.
But then, as I thought, Ididn't really know which friends
to go look for, so I thought,maybe, maybe, maybe I would be
able to go to Terry Winkle'shouse and then maybe he could
help me find some people to goplay with.
So I climbed out of my house.
Yes, I climbed.
I went straight out the windowbecause I did not want to use
the doors.
(01:24):
And so I went out the window ofmy house and then, when I got
outside, I saw that my bike wasthere.
But my bike was a little bitbent because I had been doing
some very good crashes the otherday, which was lots and lots
and lots of fun.
So as I was driving my bike, orriding my bike, I started to go
along and the wheel was verybumpy and it went instead of the
(01:45):
normal round and round andround.
But soon enough I made it toTeddy Winkle's house.
Okay, hello, teddy Winkle, Isaid, as I was standing outside
and Teddy Winkle was inside, andI do my best impression of the
Teddy Winkle voice.
No, it did not work.
I got to try again.
Oh, hi, pim Pim.
Oh, yes, hello, teddy Winkle,it is me, the Pim Pim.
Hi Pim Pim.
(02:10):
What happened to your bike?
Oh, yes, I was trying to do somevery exciting speed jumps over
the speed humps at the front ofmy house and when I hit the
first one, I got lots of airinto the sky.
And then, when I came back down, it turns out that you cannot
land a bicycle on a giant rock.
Oh, pim Pim, but Pim Pim, whatare you doing here?
Well, I am looking forsomething fun to do.
Have you got any ideas?
Well, I did hear about thesetwo little kids, arabella and
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Everly, that were looking forsomething fun.
Oh, do you think we could bethat something fun?
Um, maybe, said Teddy Winkle.
Um, well, I guess.
So we are very, very fun, very,very fun.
Oh yes, we decided that it wasthe best idea ever to go to
Everly's house and to Arabella'shouse.
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So we both jumped on my bicycleand we started to ride.
Clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk,clunk.
Um Pimpin, this hurts.
Ah, yes, it does.
Um hang on a second.
So I bent down and I started tomake some adjustments on my bike
.
First of all, I started bendingthe wheel until it made a
different clunk.
It went clunk, which was very,very strange, because it should
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have been a clunk, because itwas a very different kind of
bicycle.
But as I started to ride, terryWinkle was still holding on on
the back, but I saw a veryexciting jump over to the side.
Hey, terry Winkle, hang on.
I yelled.
Oh Pimpin, don't do that one.
He said so we went and I turneddown that road and I hit the
jump at full speed.
Whoa, yelled Terry Winkle, aswe were both sailing through the
(03:39):
sky.
It was so much fun.
As we were sailing through thesky, I had a very good idea on
how to fix the bicycle.
Maybe, if a crash had broken it, a different kind of crash
would fix it.
So I aimed directly for thetree.
Bim, bim, what are you doing?
Yelled Terry Winkle.
I am trying to fix the bike bydoing an even bigger crash than
the first time.
Terry Winkle did not think thatthat was a good idea.
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Bim, bim, that's not gonna work, he said.
But I knew better.
I knew that if I did a reallygood crash, that it would
definitely fix my bicycle, whichit did not.
It just bent it into all kindsof pieces and the wheels
actually fell off and fell tothe ground.
That did not work.
Yes, I said, the teddy wentcool, but it was lots of fun.
(04:24):
But now let's climb out of thetree and go find everly and
arabella.
So we climbed down out of theand we went over to the house
whose backyard we were in,because the fences were quite
high.
We knocked on the back door andthen, as we stood, all of a
sudden the door opened and therewas two little girls, everly
and Arabella.
Um, are you Everly?
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And Arabella said the TeddyWinkle.
Um, yes, we are, said Everly.
And Arabella, and I am the PimPim, said Pim Pim, what's a Pim
Pim?
Said the girls, because theydid not know that the Pim Pim is
the best.
But that is okay.
Everybody has to learn it atsome stage.
Well, I said, I am the most fun,purple, fuzzy creature in the
whole entire world and we havecome here to make something very
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, very excited for you.
It was not because I was boredat all.
He was bored, said Daddy Winkle, um, well, I'm not bored
anymore.
So, arabella and Everly, um,would you like to come have some
fun with us?
Uh, yes, they said, but firstwe need to check with our mummy.
So they both went and checkedwith their mummy and they
decided that Pimpin wasdefinitely the most responsible
(05:28):
person in the whole entire worldand that their kids could
definitely go for some fun withthe Pim Pim which is me.
So I said to Arabella and EverlyOK, you two, it is very
exciting time.
First of all, you need to comeoutside with me.
So they followed me and theTeddy Winkle outside, and we
stood in the backyard and lookedup at the tree.
Ok, I said, you see thatbicycle.
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Yeah, pim Pim crashed thatbicycle into the tree, said
Teddy Winkle.
How did you get it into thetree?
Said the girls.
Well, I said it turns out thatbeing a Pimpim is the most fun
thing in the entire world and wecan do all kinds of silly
things.
See that bike.
That is just one level of silly.
I think we can find a wholeother level of silly.
So I said to the girls it istime for you to come with me.
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First of all, we need to getover the fence.
Lucky, I brought some of this.
I pulled out a very special canof the bouncy spray.
Um, I've seen that bouncy spraybefore.
It causes lots of trouble, saidTeddy Winkle.
Uh, what kind of trouble?
Said Everly.
Um, well, not real trouble,just bouncy fun trouble.
I said.
So I took the bouncy spray and Ispread it on both of the
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girlies' feet.
But it turns out that they werenot used to having bouncy spray
on their feet and as theystarted trying to walk they
started flying into the air.
What is going on?
Yelled Arabella.
Uh well, you have got thebouncy spray.
I said, did not you watch meput it on your feet?
It was very funny because asArabella was flying through the
air, everly seemed to start tounderstand how the bounciness
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worked.
She started to jump from sideto side and get more and more
height.
She started to bounce off thetree until she got way up high,
next to my bicycle.
She grabbed hold of one of thewheels, hold it on as tight as
she could, and came back down tothe ground.
I I got your bike.
She said to me, and I said oh,thank you, that is very special.
Maybe we can take it over to myfriend Bonigo to get some
changes done.
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Oh yeah, that's a good idea,said Daddy Winkle.
So we all used the bouncy sprayto jump over the fence in the
backyard carrying the bicycletogether as a team we carried it
all the way over to my friendBonigo's house.
But it was quite fun to carrybecause as we were carrying we
were bouncing from side to sideto side.
It was very, very silly.
We could even bounce off theletterboxes.
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We made a game to see who couldjump the furthest from each
letterbox.
I managed to skip four housesin total, but Everly was
actually much better than me.
She managed to skip six houses.
She even accidentally skippedthe Bonigo house.
But we all thought that comeback, emily.
And so she came back.
Emily and Arabella were veryexcited to go into Benigos
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workshop.
It is very special, with allkinds of silly tools and all
kinds of special things.
As we walked in, benigo lookedat my bike Pimp him.
He said what did you do to yourbicycle?
Well, I said I was doing thebest kind of tricks.
And it turns out that the bestkinds of tricks actually do not
do the best kind of things tothe bicycle.
He crashed it into a tree, saidTerry Winkle.
(08:20):
Yes, said Arabella, and we gotit out for him.
Yes, they did.
It was very, very helpful.
Bonigo, do you think that youcould fix up my bicycle and
maybe make it extra fun?
Okay, said Bonigo, follow me.
So he took us into the back ofhis workshop and he pulled out
all kinds of tools and specialthings.
He started adding extra detailsto the bicycle, hammering and
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using the screwdrivers and thetool that I do not know the name
of, and Arabella and Everlyhelped very much until Bonigo
said it is finished and welooked.
It was amazing.
The new bicycle had one seat fora rider and behind the rider
there was another four seats.
Four seats.
Why do we need four, I said toBonigo, because if you are going
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for a very special bike ride, Iwant to come too.
Ah, okay, we said, but I amdefinitely driving first.
I said so I took control of thebicycle and the girls and the
Terry Winkle and the Bonigo alljumped in the back.
It was very, very, very exciting, because I had never driven a
bike like this before.
It was super duper fast andsuper duper speedy.
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Okay, everybody, I said hold on.
As we started to ride down theroad, it was so exciting I could
turn corners extra super duperfast.
Yo Yo Yo.
The girls were very surprised.
That looks like very much fun.
Bim, bim, they said Um, may Iplease have a turn, said
Arabella.
Um, okay, I said I like thelook of your seat.
So we swapped seats.
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I jumped into that seat andArabella took control of the
bicycle.
Okay, arabella said the Bonnega.
Now I can tell you about allthe secrets of the bicycle.
What I said.
Why did you not tell me aboutthe secrets of the bicycle?
Because, said Bonnega, I knewthat you would be lots of
trouble and do something very,very naughty with the secrets.
You are very clever, I said,because I would have done
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something very naughty.
I would have done somethingvery, very naughty.
But now it was Arabella's turn.
Okay, said Bonnega, hold on tothe handles and give them a
twist.
Um, okay, said Arabella.
She twisted the bicycle handlesand when she did it changed.
I could hear a big noise, a bignoise like a big engine.
It was very loud.
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Wow, said everybody.
What is going on?
She has engaged the supermotors, said the Bonigo Super
motors.
I want to turn, I said as Itried to jump out of my seat and
retake control of the bicycle,but Bonigo had put a seatbelt on
me that was very, very tightand made sure that I stayed in
my seat.
Oh, bonigo, I said it isArabella's turn.
Okay, I said as I sat back downand held on with the two
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handles that were sitting infront of me.
I used them and pretended thatI was in control, even though
Arabella was the one that wasdoing the driving.
What do I do now, said Arabella.
Have fun, said Boniga.
He started to watch.
As Arabella twisted the handles,the super duper motor seemed to
lift the bicycle into the air.
What?
How is this happening Now?
It is time, said Pernigo.
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Time for what, said Everly.
Everly.
It is time for you to pressthat button underneath your seat
.
Everly reached down and pressedthe button that was underneath
her seat when she did.
Something very strange happened.
Some very funny looking cannonspopped out the side of the
bicycle, right in front of allof the seats.
What are these?
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Said Terry Winkle.
Well, said Bonnega, I thoughtthat it would be fun to be able
to participate in the riding,not just sit back and relax.
How are we gonna participate?
Said Teddy Winkle.
Well, hold on to that thing andstart to pull the triggers.
So, first of all, arabella tookcontrol of hers.
She pointed it up into the skyand pulled the trigger.
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And as she did, it turned outthere were fireworks guns.
Fireworks started blasting intothe sky.
That looks like fun, said TerryWinkle.
It's my turn.
Terry Winkle took control ofhis and started pointing it out
to the other side.
Fireworks were blastingeverywhere, dead.
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I took control on my side.
I'm gonna make all thefireworks at the same time, I
yelled as I started to jump upand down in my seat and spin
around and keep pulling thetrigger.
Pim, pim, yelled Bonnego, thatis too much.
No such thing as too much.
It is time for the fireworkparty.
I yelled as I shot more andmore fireworks in every
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direction.
We need to stop him, yelledTeddy Winkle.
But I don't want to take off myseatbelt.
Don't worry, said Bonneger.
I built in a very special safetyprecaution.
What's the safety precaution?
Said Terry Winkle.
It is a pimping modifier.
A pimping modifier, I said,still shooting fireworks.
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How does it work?
Said Terry Winkle.
Well, I do this.
Bonigo pressed the button inthe middle of my seatbelt and
when it did, it started tosqueeze very, very tight.
Oh, bonigo, I said that is tootight, I can't move.
It got tighter and tighteruntil it pulled my hands
completely away from myfireworks blaster.
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No, I cannot shoot thefireworks, I said anymore I'm
very glad, said Everly.
I was getting a little bit hardto ride with all the fireworks
blasting everywhere.
I hope you have had fun.
It is time that we get thesekids home, said Bonita.
Um, okay, said Arabella.
Um, everly, would you like tohave a turn driving?
She was very kind, it's verykind to share.
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So Everly and Arabella swappedseats and Everly got to do the
driving all the way back to herhouse.
While they were driving we tookturns shooting the fireworks
cannons.
Except for me, I was strappedto my seat, extra super duper,
tight.
Silly poor nigger and hispimping prevention devices.
He knows me too well.
But as we were riding, it waslots of fun.
The colors were beautiful andthe explosions were amazing.
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We came down and landed back inthe front yard.
It was very exciting.
The girls slowly climbed offthe bike and they looked across.
Thank you so much.
This has been the best day ever, said Arabella.
Yes, said Averly, it has beenthe best day in my whole entire
life.
And I was very excited toobecause it was my bike that had
been modified, which meant I gotto take the bike home.
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Hey, terry Winkle, do you need alift back to your house?
Okay, said Terry Winkle, I amgoing to walk, said Bonigo.
He didn't want to come foranother ride.
He was a little bit nervous,but we had fun.
Me and the Terry Winkle wavedour hands as we rode off on the
bike.
I think I can do a backflip.
I said no, yelled Teriwinkle.
As we landed back on, my mummycame outside, pim pim.
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She said what are you being upto today?
Well, I said, mummy, I don'tthink you'd believe me, even if
I told you.
And that is the end of thestory.
Is the end of the story.
This episode is brought to youby Pimpin'.
Pushbike Modification FlyingFireworks Kids.
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If you want to turn yourpushbike into a flying fireworks
blaster, call me the Pimpin',because I have lots of ideas,
and then we can have a veryspecial party where everybody
goes out with their fireworksbikes and shoots them into the
sky.
It would be so be so much fun.
Anyway, we hope that you havebeen enjoying the silly stories
for kids.
Please make sure to share itwith every single one of your
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friends.
This has been me, the Pimpinand my Sam.
We'll see you soon.
Put it into, drive and off we go.
Alright, let's start a littlebit different.
What do you think?
Okay, everybody, it is me, thePimpim.
I'm so excited because Sam wastoo busy to tell you all the
story, so I thought that I wouldtake over and do the
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storytelling for him.
So is everybody ready for aPimpin story?
It is going to be so muchbetter than the same story.
I might even completely takeover the podcast, because I am
the Pimpin and everybody knowsthat Pimpin is the best.
So let me tell you a story allabout me, the Pimpin.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
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Okay, one day, me the Pimpim wassitting at my house.
Now, as I was sitting there, Iwas trying to decide what the
most exciting thing possible todo could possibly be, and I
thought I know, the mostexciting things do not happen
when you are all alone.
The most exciting things happenwhen you are with your friends.
And so I thought maybe I shouldgo find some of my friends.
(01:04):
But, and so I thought maybe Ishould go find some of my
friends.
But then, as I thought, Ididn't really know which friends
to go look for, so I thought,maybe, maybe, maybe I would be
able to go to Terry Winkle'shouse and then maybe he could
help me find some people to goplay with.
So I climbed out of my house.
Yes, I climbed.
I went straight out the windowbecause I did not want to use
the doors.
(01:24):
And so I went out the window ofmy house and then, when I got
outside, I saw that my bike wasthere.
But my bike was a little bitbent because I had been doing
some very good crashes the otherday, which was lots and lots
and lots of fun.
So as I was driving my bike, orriding my bike, I started to go
along and the wheel was verybumpy and it went instead of the
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normal round and round andround.
But soon enough I made it toTeddy Winkle's house.
Okay, hello, teddy Winkle, Isaid, as I was standing outside
and Teddy Winkle was inside, andI do my best impression of the
Teddy Winkle voice.
No, it did not work.
I got to try again.
Oh, hi, pim Pim.
Oh, yes, hello, teddy Winkle,it is me, the Pim Pim.
Hi Pim Pim.
(02:10):
What happened to your bike?
Oh, yes, I was trying to do somevery exciting speed jumps over
the speed humps at the front ofmy house and when I hit the
first one, I got lots of airinto the sky.
And then, when I came back down, it turns out that you cannot
land a bicycle on a giant rock.
Oh, pim Pim, but Pim Pim, whatare you doing here?
Well, I am looking forsomething fun to do.
Have you got any ideas?
Well, I did hear about thesetwo little kids, arabella and
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Everly, that were looking forsomething fun.
Oh, do you think we could bethat something fun?
Um, maybe, said Teddy Winkle.
Um, well, I guess.
So we are very, very fun, very,very fun.
Oh yes, we decided that it wasthe best idea ever to go to
Everly's house and to Arabella'shouse.
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So we both jumped on my bicycleand we started to ride.
Clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk,clunk.
Um Pimpin, this hurts.
Ah, yes, it does.
Um hang on a second.
So I bent down and I started tomake some adjustments on my bike
.
First of all, I started bendingthe wheel until it made a
different clunk.
It went clunk, which was very,very strange, because it should
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have been a clunk, because itwas a very different kind of
bicycle.
But as I started to ride, terryWinkle was still holding on on
the back, but I saw a veryexciting jump over to the side.
Hey, terry Winkle, hang on.
I yelled.
Oh Pimpin, don't do that one.
He said so we went and I turneddown that road and I hit the
jump at full speed.
Whoa, yelled Terry Winkle, aswe were both sailing through the
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sky.
It was so much fun.
As we were sailing through thesky, I had a very good idea on
how to fix the bicycle.
Maybe, if a crash had broken it, a different kind of crash
would fix it.
So I aimed directly for thetree.
Bim, bim, what are you doing?
Yelled Terry Winkle.
I am trying to fix the bike bydoing an even bigger crash than
the first time.
Terry Winkle did not think thatthat was a good idea.
(04:00):
Bim, bim, that's not gonna work, he said.
But I knew better.
I knew that if I did a reallygood crash, that it would
definitely fix my bicycle, whichit did not.
It just bent it into all kindsof pieces and the wheels
actually fell off and fell tothe ground.
That did not work.
Yes, I said, the teddy wentcool, but it was lots of fun.
(04:24):
But now let's climb out of thetree and go find everly and
arabella.
So we climbed down out of theand we went over to the house
whose backyard we were in,because the fences were quite
high.
We knocked on the back door andthen, as we stood, all of a
sudden the door opened and therewas two little girls, everly
and Arabella.
Um, are you Everly?
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And Arabella said the TeddyWinkle.
Um, yes, we are, said Everly.
And Arabella, and I am the PimPim, said Pim Pim, what's a Pim
Pim?
Said the girls, because theydid not know that the Pim Pim is
the best.
But that is okay.
Everybody has to learn it atsome stage.
Well, I said, I am the most fun,purple, fuzzy creature in the
whole entire world and we havecome here to make something very
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, very excited for you.
It was not because I was boredat all.
He was bored, said Daddy Winkle, um, well, I'm not bored
anymore.
So, arabella and Everly, um,would you like to come have some
fun with us?
Uh, yes, they said, but firstwe need to check with our mummy.
So they both went and checkedwith their mummy and they
decided that Pimpin wasdefinitely the most responsible
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person in the whole entire worldand that their kids could
definitely go for some fun withthe Pim Pim which is me.
So I said to Arabella and EverlyOK, you two, it is very
exciting time.
First of all, you need to comeoutside with me.
So they followed me and theTeddy Winkle outside, and we
stood in the backyard and lookedup at the tree.
Ok, I said, you see thatbicycle.
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Yeah, pim Pim crashed thatbicycle into the tree, said
Teddy Winkle.
How did you get it into thetree?
Said the girls.
Well, I said it turns out thatbeing a Pimpim is the most fun
thing in the entire world and wecan do all kinds of silly
things.
See that bike.
That is just one level of silly.
I think we can find a wholeother level of silly.
So I said to the girls it istime for you to come with me.
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First of all, we need to getover the fence.
Lucky, I brought some of this.
I pulled out a very special canof the bouncy spray.
Um, I've seen that bouncy spraybefore.
It causes lots of trouble, saidTeddy Winkle.
Uh, what kind of trouble?
Said Everly.
Um, well, not real trouble,just bouncy fun trouble.
I said.
So I took the bouncy spray and Ispread it on both of the
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girlies' feet.
But it turns out that they werenot used to having bouncy spray
on their feet and as theystarted trying to walk they
started flying into the air.
What is going on?
Yelled Arabella.
Uh well, you have got thebouncy spray.
I said, did not you watch meput it on your feet?
It was very funny because asArabella was flying through the
air, everly seemed to start tounderstand how the bounciness
(06:56):
worked.
She started to jump from sideto side and get more and more
height.
She started to bounce off thetree until she got way up high,
next to my bicycle.
She grabbed hold of one of thewheels, hold it on as tight as
she could, and came back down tothe ground.
I I got your bike.
She said to me, and I said oh,thank you, that is very special.
Maybe we can take it over to myfriend Bonigo to get some
changes done.
(07:16):
Oh yeah, that's a good idea,said Daddy Winkle.
So we all used the bouncy sprayto jump over the fence in the
backyard carrying the bicycletogether as a team we carried it
all the way over to my friendBonigo's house.
But it was quite fun to carrybecause as we were carrying we
were bouncing from side to sideto side.
It was very, very silly.
We could even bounce off theletterboxes.
(07:37):
We made a game to see who couldjump the furthest from each
letterbox.
I managed to skip four housesin total, but Everly was
actually much better than me.
She managed to skip six houses.
She even accidentally skippedthe Bonigo house.
But we all thought that comeback, emily.
And so she came back.
Emily and Arabella were veryexcited to go into Benigos
(07:57):
workshop.
It is very special, with allkinds of silly tools and all
kinds of special things.
As we walked in, benigo lookedat my bike Pimp him.
He said what did you do to yourbicycle?
Well, I said I was doing thebest kind of tricks.
And it turns out that the bestkinds of tricks actually do not
do the best kind of things tothe bicycle.
He crashed it into a tree, saidTerry Winkle.
(08:20):
Yes, said Arabella, and we gotit out for him.
Yes, they did.
It was very, very helpful.
Bonigo, do you think that youcould fix up my bicycle and
maybe make it extra fun?
Okay, said Bonigo, follow me.
So he took us into the back ofhis workshop and he pulled out
all kinds of tools and specialthings.
He started adding extra detailsto the bicycle, hammering and
(08:42):
using the screwdrivers and thetool that I do not know the name
of, and Arabella and Everlyhelped very much until Bonigo
said it is finished and welooked.
It was amazing.
The new bicycle had one seat fora rider and behind the rider
there was another four seats.
Four seats.
Why do we need four, I said toBonigo, because if you are going
(09:05):
for a very special bike ride, Iwant to come too.
Ah, okay, we said, but I amdefinitely driving first.
I said so I took control of thebicycle and the girls and the
Terry Winkle and the Bonigo alljumped in the back.
It was very, very, very exciting, because I had never driven a
bike like this before.
It was super duper fast andsuper duper speedy.
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Okay, everybody, I said hold on.
As we started to ride down theroad, it was so exciting I could
turn corners extra super duperfast.
Yo Yo Yo.
The girls were very surprised.
That looks like very much fun.
Bim, bim, they said Um, may Iplease have a turn, said
Arabella.
Um, okay, I said I like thelook of your seat.
So we swapped seats.
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I jumped into that seat andArabella took control of the
bicycle.
Okay, arabella said the Bonnega.
Now I can tell you about allthe secrets of the bicycle.
What I said.
Why did you not tell me aboutthe secrets of the bicycle?
Because, said Bonnega, I knewthat you would be lots of
trouble and do something very,very naughty with the secrets.
You are very clever, I said,because I would have done
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something very naughty.
I would have done somethingvery, very naughty.
But now it was Arabella's turn.
Okay, said Bonnega, hold on tothe handles and give them a
twist.
Um, okay, said Arabella.
She twisted the bicycle handlesand when she did it changed.
I could hear a big noise, a bignoise like a big engine.
It was very loud.
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Wow, said everybody.
What is going on?
She has engaged the supermotors, said the Bonigo Super
motors.
I want to turn, I said as Itried to jump out of my seat and
retake control of the bicycle,but Bonigo had put a seatbelt on
me that was very, very tightand made sure that I stayed in
my seat.
Oh, bonigo, I said it isArabella's turn.
Okay, I said as I sat back downand held on with the two
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handles that were sitting infront of me.
I used them and pretended thatI was in control, even though
Arabella was the one that wasdoing the driving.
What do I do now, said Arabella.
Have fun, said Boniga.
He started to watch.
As Arabella twisted the handles,the super duper motor seemed to
lift the bicycle into the air.
What?
How is this happening Now?
It is time, said Pernigo.
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Time for what, said Everly.
Everly.
It is time for you to pressthat button underneath your seat
.
Everly reached down and pressedthe button that was underneath
her seat when she did.
Something very strange happened.
Some very funny looking cannonspopped out the side of the
bicycle, right in front of allof the seats.
What are these?
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Said Terry Winkle.
Well, said Bonnega, I thoughtthat it would be fun to be able
to participate in the riding,not just sit back and relax.
How are we gonna participate?
Said Teddy Winkle.
Well, hold on to that thing andstart to pull the triggers.
So, first of all, arabella tookcontrol of hers.
She pointed it up into the skyand pulled the trigger.
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And as she did, it turned outthere were fireworks guns.
Fireworks started blasting intothe sky.
That looks like fun, said TerryWinkle.
It's my turn.
Terry Winkle took control ofhis and started pointing it out
to the other side.
Fireworks were blastingeverywhere, dead.
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I took control on my side.
I'm gonna make all thefireworks at the same time, I
yelled as I started to jump upand down in my seat and spin
around and keep pulling thetrigger.
Pim, pim, yelled Bonnego, thatis too much.
No such thing as too much.
It is time for the fireworkparty.
I yelled as I shot more andmore fireworks in every
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direction.
We need to stop him, yelledTeddy Winkle.
But I don't want to take off myseatbelt.
Don't worry, said Bonneger.
I built in a very special safetyprecaution.
What's the safety precaution?
Said Terry Winkle.
It is a pimping modifier.
A pimping modifier, I said,still shooting fireworks.
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How does it work?
Said Terry Winkle.
Well, I do this.
Bonigo pressed the button inthe middle of my seatbelt and
when it did, it started tosqueeze very, very tight.
Oh, bonigo, I said that is tootight, I can't move.
It got tighter and tighteruntil it pulled my hands
completely away from myfireworks blaster.
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No, I cannot shoot thefireworks, I said anymore I'm
very glad, said Everly.
I was getting a little bit hardto ride with all the fireworks
blasting everywhere.
I hope you have had fun.
It is time that we get thesekids home, said Bonita.
Um, okay, said Arabella.
Um, everly, would you like tohave a turn driving?
She was very kind, it's verykind to share.
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So Everly and Arabella swappedseats and Everly got to do the
driving all the way back to herhouse.
While they were driving we tookturns shooting the fireworks
cannons.
Except for me, I was strappedto my seat, extra super duper,
tight.
Silly poor nigger and hispimping prevention devices.
He knows me too well.
But as we were riding, it waslots of fun.
The colors were beautiful andthe explosions were amazing.
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We came down and landed back inthe front yard.
It was very exciting.
The girls slowly climbed offthe bike and they looked across.
Thank you so much.
This has been the best day ever, said Arabella.
Yes, said Averly, it has beenthe best day in my whole entire
life.
And I was very excited toobecause it was my bike that had
been modified, which meant I gotto take the bike home.
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Hey, terry Winkle, do you need alift back to your house?
Okay, said Terry Winkle, I amgoing to walk, said Bonigo.
He didn't want to come foranother ride.
He was a little bit nervous,but we had fun.
Me and the Terry Winkle wavedour hands as we rode off on the
bike.
I think I can do a backflip.
I said no, yelled Teriwinkle.
As we landed back on, my mummycame outside, pim pim.
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She said what are you being upto today?
Well, I said, mummy, I don'tthink you'd believe me, even if
I told you.
And that is the end of thestory.
Is the end of the story.
This episode is brought to youby Pimpin'.
Pushbike Modification FlyingFireworks Kids.
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If you want to turn yourpushbike into a flying fireworks
blaster, call me the Pimpin',because I have lots of ideas,
and then we can have a veryspecial party where everybody
goes out with their fireworksbikes and shoots them into the
sky.
It would be so be so much fun.
Anyway, we hope that you havebeen enjoying the silly stories
for kids.
Please make sure to share itwith every single one of your
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friends.
This has been me, the Pimpinand my Sam.
We'll see you soon.
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