December 4, 2025 • 16 mins
What happens when you mix sparkly princesses 👸, sneaky ninjas 🥷, and a fuzzy purple creature named Pimpim? A brand new game is born — Princess Karate Ninjas! 💥 Wade and Liana go on a wild adventure with Pimpim and fairy friend Peach 🧚♀️ through a magical portal under their bed 🛏️ to face off in a royal ninja chopping challenge! 🪵👊 Who will become the king or queen of the kingdom? Let the silly battles begin! 😄💫
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Speaker (01:57):
One day, two little kids named Wade and Liana were
sitting at home trying to decidewhat to play.
I think that we should playprincesses, said Liana.
I think that we should playkarate ninjas, said Wade.
Um, hmm, they both sound likereally fun games, said Liana.
Yeah, I think they do, saidWade.
Just then they heard a voice.
Why don't you play both?
(02:18):
They looked around.
Where did that voice come from?
said Liana.
I don't know, said Wade.
So they decided to startlooking around the toy room.
First they started searchingthrough where all the toys were,
and they started going throughall the cupboards, then the
baskets, then even behind someof the cupboards, but they could
not find what was making thenoise.
Um, maybe we should go back toour game, said Liana.
(02:39):
But we still haven't decidedwhat to play, said Wade.
You should play both, said thevoice again.
Where is that coming from?
They said.
And they started looking aroundthe room, trying to find it
once more.
As they were looking, all of asudden Liana noticed something.
Hey, do you see that purplefuzzy stuff coming out from
under the bed?
I do, said Wade.
There's nothing under the bed,said a voice.
(03:01):
I think it's under there, saidWade.
No, no, no, Pimpim here.
What's up, Pimpim?
said Liana as they got closerto the bed.
They walked over and grabbedhold of the fluffy purple thing
that was under the bed and beganto pull it out.
No, no, I am not okay, yes, youfound me, said Pimpim.
Uh, excuse me, said Wade.
Who are you?
What do you mean, who am I?
How do you not know me?
(03:21):
I'm the most famous pimp in thewhole entire world.
What's a pimp him?
said Liana.
I am a pimp im, said Pimpim.
Um, okay, but what are youdoing in our toy room?
Well, I was trying to decidewhat to play, and then I got
distracted, then I went for awalk, and then all of a sudden I
was under your bed.
And then I heard you talkingabout what to play, and I
thought that's the exact sameproblem that I have.
(03:43):
I was thinking I would justlisten until you decided what
you were going to play, and thenI was going to copy it, but
then I heard you talking aboutprincesses and karate ninjas,
and I thought that is too goodan idea not to join in.
But how do we play PrincessKarate Ninjas?
said Liana.
Yeah, said Wade.
We've never played that gamebefore.
Leave that to me! Okay, whereis the princess Dolly?
(04:05):
said Pimpim.
So Liana pulled out one of theprincess dolls and handed it to
Pimpim.
Okay, and now I need some ninjaclaws.
Do you have any uh toy ninjaclaws?
Well, there is my toy ninjaover here, said Wade.
Oh yes, that would be perfect,said Pimpim.
Bring it over here.
So Wade brought the ninja overto Pimpim, and Pimpim started
grabbing the ninja clothes andadding them to the princess
(04:27):
doll.
That looks a bit silly, saidLiana.
Oh yes, it looks silly now, butjust you wait.
Then Pimpim placed the princesson the ground.
Uh, we might need a little bitof magic help.
I have a friend who might beable to help us.
Really?
said Liana.
Yes, I do, but we need to callout her name.
Okay, you help me.
Her name is Peach.
Can we all call for her?
Uh uh okay, said the kids.
(04:48):
Peach! Peach, said Pimpim.
Peach, said Liana.
Peach, said Wade.
Just then, a beautiful magicfairy appeared in their room.
Oh, hi, Pimpim.
What are you doing here?
Well, I have invented a newgame thanks to the creativity of
my two friends here.
Actually, I never asked yournames.
What are your names?
Uh, I'm Liana and I'm Wade,said the kids.
(05:10):
Oh yes, my good friends Lianaand Wade have come up with an
idea for a brand new game calledPrincess Karate Ninjas.
See, have a look.
He showed Peach the new dollthat he had made by grabbing a
princess doll and adding someninja clothes.
It is almost perfect, but nowwe need it to come to life and
we need to go to its world andthen do Princess Karate Ninja
(05:31):
kind of stuff.
What?
said the kids.
Trust me, it will be fun, saidPimpim.
It sounds like fun, said Peach.
Can can I come too?
Oh, you want to come?
Yeah, I'd love to be a PrincessKarate Ninja, said Peach.
Okay, well I guess so, butfirst we need to do the magicy
thing.
Uh okay, said Peach.
I think I've got an idea.
Hang on.
She pulled out her wand and shestarted to wave it.
(05:53):
First of all, as she waved thewand over the top of the kids'
heads, they started to get veryspecial ninja outfits.
Then they got crowns as well.
Then some kind of royal robe.
What about me?
said Pimpim.
Oh, okay, said Peach.
I'll do you as well.
And in no time at all, theylooked like some kind of royal
ninjas.
(06:13):
This is perfect.
Okay.
Now can we go to the secretninja karate princess world?
Almost, said Peach.
She waved the wand overherself.
And with that, she started togrow some karate ninja clothes
as well.
This is going to be fun, saidPeach.
Hooray! said Pimpim.
Okay, said Peach.
There's only one way to getinto the karate ninja world.
(06:34):
How's that?
said Liana.
Yeah, said Wade.
How do we get there?
You need to karate chop yourbed in half, said Peach.
What?
said Pimpim.
That sounds like something Iwould say.
Okay, I got this, he said, ashe raced over to the bed and
lifted his hand.
Hoy ah! He swung his hand intothe bed as hard as he could, but
nothing happened.
Pimpim, I don't think you are astrong enough ninja.
(06:55):
I am the strongest ninja, saidPimpim.
The best, most amazing ninja inthe whole entire world.
Well, not today, said Peach.
Can you try for me, kids?
Maybe you should work together.
Okay, said Wade.
Sounds fun, said Liana.
So together, they raised theirkarate hands and ran over
towards the bed.
Hoy! As they hit the bed, itsplit in half.
(07:16):
Whoa, said Wade.
That's amazing, said Liana.
I could have done it easier andbigger, said Pimpim.
No, you couldn't, said Peach.
Yes, I could.
Everybody knows that Pimpim isthe best.
Well, why did we actually splitour bed in half?
said Liana.
Look, said Peach.
The kids looked, and sureenough, in the middle where the
bed had split in half, there wassome kind of strange portal.
(07:37):
Let's go, said Pimpim, as heraced over and dove through the
portal hole that the bed hadmade.
Okay, said Liana.
I guess we better follow him.
Here we come, said Wade.
Wait for me, said Peach.
And they all went through theportal that had been made by the
split in half bed.
When they popped out on theother side, they were in the
middle of an amazing castle.
Where are we?
(07:58):
said Wade.
I don't know, said Liana.
Just then, as they weretalking, three princesses in
princess dresses and karateclothes popped out of the trees.
What are you doing here?
said one of the princesses.
Yeah, where did you come from?
Yes, you better tell us quick,said the third, or else we are
going to show you our secretninja skills.
Whoa, said the kids.
Um, um, well, said Pimpim, wehave come from somewhere else
(08:21):
that is not right here becausewe wanted to do it the karate
ninjas.
And the princesses, said Liana.
Oh yes, the karate princessninjas, said Pimpim.
Oh prince, I am more of aprince, or maybe actually no, I
am not a prince.
Yes, said Peach.
You are definitely not aprince.
Yes, if I was royalty, I am theking, said Pimpim.
You're not the king either,said Peach.
I will be the king, saidPimpim.
(08:42):
I don't think so, said theprincess, because we have a
queen and she is very amazing.
Okay, well, take me to thequeen so that I can prove that I
am the best and then I willtake over the kingdom.
What?
said the princess ninjas.
That's not what we're here for,said Wade.
Yes, said Liana.
We were here to have some fun.
Yes, said Peach.
Pimpim, you are not the actualking here.
(09:04):
Not yet.
Okay, let's go see the queen,said Pimpim.
I don't think this is a goodidea, said Liana.
Don't worry, said the PrincessNinjas.
It will be fine.
So, the Princess Ninjas tookthe kids and Pimpim and Peach
right through to the royalthrone room.
When they entered, there,sitting on the throne, was an
amazing looking queen.
She had the most beautifulprincess dress the kids had ever
(09:25):
seen, and then around theprincess dress was some kind of
amazing-looking black belt.
What is the black belt?
said Pimpim.
The black belt shows that sheis the highest graded karate
ninja princess in the history ofkarate princess kingdom.
Well, only for now because I amactually the karateist, said
Pimpim.
Who is this purple fuzzycreature that threatens my
(09:48):
kingdom?
said the queen.
Um, said one of the princesses.
We found them in one of theother rooms.
We're not quite sure where theycame from.
Just then, Liana stepped up.
His name is Pimpim, and we onlyjust met him.
He seems to be very cheeky.
I am not cheeky, I am wellactually maybe I am a little bit
cheeky, but the most importantthing is that I am the best,
(10:09):
said Pimpim.
I'm sorry about him, saidPeach.
Peach flew over to the Queen.
Oh, Peach, what are you doinghere?
Peach, said Liana, do they knowyou?
Well, I've been here a fewtimes before.
Me and the Queen are actuallygood friends.
Yes, we are good friends, saidthe Queen.
That's amazing, said Wade.
Well, you will be good friendswith the new king once I defeat
(10:31):
the queen and show that I am theninjeriist, said Pimpim.
Um, excuse me, Queen, saidPeach.
Uh yes, Peach.
This little purple fuzzycreature might need to be taught
a little bit of a lesson.
Yes, I need to be taught alittle bit of a lesson in how
amazing it will be when I am theking, said Pimpim.
I don't think you're gonna endup as the king, said Wade.
Yeah, said Liana.
(10:51):
Well, we can only try.
Okay, said the queen.
I guess I will let himchallenge me for the kingdom and
the crown.
We'll see what happens.
Are you sure, Queen?
said one of the princesses.
Don't worry, she said.
Everything will be fine.
Everything will definitely befine, said Peach.
Well, everything will be evenbetter when I am the Karate
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Kingdom King, said Pimpim.
Okay, so how do we do this?
Well, said the Queen, we needto have a Princess Ninja karate
graceful chopping competition.
Karate Graceful ChoppingCompetition, said Pimpim.
Yes, said the Queen.
Well, what we will do is wewill set up some things to
karate chop, and we will see whocan karate chop the most in the
(11:32):
most graceful fashion ever.
Okay, I am graceful and I amkarate, and I am definitely
going to win because Pimpim isthe best.
Well, said the Queen, if you'reso amazing, I guess I'll let
you go first.
The Queen waved her hands.
Peach, do you think you couldhelp us out with this one?
Of course, said Peach.
She waved her wand, and all ofa sudden, in front of Pimpim was
(11:54):
two platforms, and in themiddle of the platform was a
shiny, sparkly piece of wood.
Just this one?
said Pimpim.
Yes, said the Queen.
You just need to chop that one.
And then, once you're done,people will judge who chopped it
more amazingly and who choppedit more gracefully.
Okay, said Pimpim.
(12:15):
I got this.
Everybody in the whole entirekingdom, are you watching?
The people looked.
They were very confused.
They'd never seen a purplefuzzy creature before, let alone
someone who was so excitableand thought that they belonged
in the kingdom so strongly.
Okay, I do it right now.
Watching.
Okay, one, two, three! Pimpimraised his hand as high as he
(12:35):
could over his head.
Then, with an almighty ninjasound, Hoyee He swung and hit
the piece of wood.
There was a big cloud of dust.
But when the dust settled What?
said Pimpim.
Why is it not broken into tentrillion pieces?
Um, I don't think you managedto chop through it, said Wade.
(12:57):
What?
said Pimpim.
Of course I did.
Look! He looked very closely.
Okay, it is not chopped.
Okay, I do it again.
He smacked it again, butnothing happened.
He started to go quite frantic.
He even started trying to smackhis head against it.
But nothing happened.
So then he started to try andkick it.
(13:17):
I'm going to kick you, youpiece of timbery timber! I am
the karate king ninja person andthen I can go with you He
tried, but nothing seemed to beable to break the wood.
Then he looked at Peach.
Peach, you are cheating.
This piece of wood is a specialmagic one that cannot be
broken.
Do you think Peach wouldactually do that to Liana?
(13:39):
I don't know, said Wade.
Maybe.
Peach smiled at Pimpim.
No, it's not.
Yes it is, said Pimpim, becauseif it wasn't a magic special
one, I would have chopped itinto ten fifty billion trillion
tiny little pieces by now.
Well, why don't you ask thequeen to have a turn?
said Peach.
Okay, Quenie, why don't youcome over here and prove that it
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cannot be chopped?
The ninja, Princess Queen,walked over to the piece of
timber.
She looked at it verycarefully.
Then she held up one finger.
She slowly lowered it downtowards the piece of wood.
When it was just above, sheheld it and tapped the piece of
wood.
It exploded into tiny pieces.
(14:24):
Wood chips went sprayingeverywhere.
said Pimpim as he ducked behindone of the thrones.
It started to get covered insplinters.
As the dust settled, Pimpimstuck his head back out from
behind the seat.
How did you do that?
said Pimpim.
Well, said the Queen, I am themost queenie ninja in the whole
(14:44):
entire world.
Yay! called Liana.
That's amazing, said Wade.
Would you kids like a turn?
said the Queen.
Well, if Pimpim couldn't breakit, I'm sure that we couldn't
break it either.
Maybe you could if I show youthe special technique.
Oh, show me the specialtechnique! Um, well, I don't
want to change your very amazingstyle, Pimpim, because you were
(15:05):
saying that you're the mostamazing in the world.
I really wouldn't want you toget confused and not remember
how to do it your own specialway.
Um, said Pimpim.
So the Queen showed Liana andWade the very special, amazing
way.
They lifted up their fingersone by one.
As Peach produced new pieces oftimber, they held them and
(15:26):
brought them down low, and whenthey tapped them, the wood would
explode into pieces.
That's amazing, said Wade.
Yeah, said Liana, this isincredible.
And remember, said the Queen,she leant down low and whispered
to the kids.
unknown (15:40):
Don't tell Pimpim.
Speaker (15:42):
What was that?
said Pimpim.
Nothing, said the kids.
Alright, said Peach.
I think it's best that we gotyou kids back home now.
Oh, yes.
This has been so much fun.
Thank you, Mrs.
Queen Ninja Lady.
You're welcome, said the Queen.
I'll see you next time, Peach.
See ya, said Peach.
Bye, said the kids.
Ah, I will challenge you againone day, said Pimpim.
(16:03):
I just might need to do alittle bit more practice.
I think that's a good idea,said Peach.
And with that, she waved herwand over herself, Pimpim, and
the two kids.
And they all disappeared.
When they arrived back in theirroom, Wade and Liana were still
wearing their very fun brandnew costumes.
You can keep those, said Peach.
Thanks, Peach, said the kids.
Okay, I'm going to home topractice my karate chopping,
(16:26):
said Pimpim.
I'll practice on the way out aswell.
Where's your door?
As Pimpim was walking out thedoor, he swung his hand as hard
as he could.
Hey Yum! Ow, he said.
Oh, Pimpim, said the kids.
Pimpim ran off and disappeared.
Bye, kids, said Peach, and shewaved her wand and disappeared
as well.
Just then, their dad walked in.
Hey, kids, those are some coolcostumes.
(16:48):
What game are you playing?
Well, said Wade, I don't thinkyou'd believe us, even if we
told you.
And that is the end of thestory.
This episode is brought to youby Pimpim Karate King Studios.
If you would like to be a royalninja, then come down to my
(17:11):
studios and I will show you thebest way, because I am the best
ninja in the world.
Um, excuse me.
Oh, Mrs.
Queen Lady.
Uh, I wasn't saying that I'mthe best.
Uh, I wasn't saying okay, Igotta go, okay, bye.
Well, we hope you've beenenjoying the silly stories for
kids.
Make sure to share it withevery single one of your friends
and let us know how much you'reenjoying it.
(17:32):
This has been me, Queen KarateNinja, and me, Sam.
We'll see you soon.
One day, two little kids named Wade and Liana were
sitting at home trying to decidewhat to play.
I think that we should playprincesses, said Liana.
I think that we should playkarate ninjas, said Wade.
Um, hmm, they both sound likereally fun games, said Liana.
Yeah, I think they do, saidWade.
Just then they heard a voice.
Why don't you play both?
(02:18):
They looked around.
Where did that voice come from?
said Liana.
I don't know, said Wade.
So they decided to startlooking around the toy room.
First they started searchingthrough where all the toys were,
and they started going throughall the cupboards, then the
baskets, then even behind someof the cupboards, but they could
not find what was making thenoise.
Um, maybe we should go back toour game, said Liana.
(02:39):
But we still haven't decidedwhat to play, said Wade.
You should play both, said thevoice again.
Where is that coming from?
They said.
And they started looking aroundthe room, trying to find it
once more.
As they were looking, all of asudden Liana noticed something.
Hey, do you see that purplefuzzy stuff coming out from
under the bed?
I do, said Wade.
There's nothing under the bed,said a voice.
(03:01):
I think it's under there, saidWade.
No, no, no, Pimpim here.
What's up, Pimpim?
said Liana as they got closerto the bed.
They walked over and grabbedhold of the fluffy purple thing
that was under the bed and beganto pull it out.
No, no, I am not okay, yes, youfound me, said Pimpim.
Uh, excuse me, said Wade.
Who are you?
What do you mean, who am I?
How do you not know me?
(03:21):
I'm the most famous pimp in thewhole entire world.
What's a pimp him?
said Liana.
I am a pimp im, said Pimpim.
Um, okay, but what are youdoing in our toy room?
Well, I was trying to decidewhat to play, and then I got
distracted, then I went for awalk, and then all of a sudden I
was under your bed.
And then I heard you talkingabout what to play, and I
thought that's the exact sameproblem that I have.
(03:43):
I was thinking I would justlisten until you decided what
you were going to play, and thenI was going to copy it, but
then I heard you talking aboutprincesses and karate ninjas,
and I thought that is too goodan idea not to join in.
But how do we play PrincessKarate Ninjas?
said Liana.
Yeah, said Wade.
We've never played that gamebefore.
Leave that to me! Okay, whereis the princess Dolly?
(04:05):
said Pimpim.
So Liana pulled out one of theprincess dolls and handed it to
Pimpim.
Okay, and now I need some ninjaclaws.
Do you have any uh toy ninjaclaws?
Well, there is my toy ninjaover here, said Wade.
Oh yes, that would be perfect,said Pimpim.
Bring it over here.
So Wade brought the ninja overto Pimpim, and Pimpim started
grabbing the ninja clothes andadding them to the princess
(04:27):
doll.
That looks a bit silly, saidLiana.
Oh yes, it looks silly now, butjust you wait.
Then Pimpim placed the princesson the ground.
Uh, we might need a little bitof magic help.
I have a friend who might beable to help us.
Really?
said Liana.
Yes, I do, but we need to callout her name.
Okay, you help me.
Her name is Peach.
Can we all call for her?
Uh uh okay, said the kids.
(04:48):
Peach! Peach, said Pimpim.
Peach, said Liana.
Peach, said Wade.
Just then, a beautiful magicfairy appeared in their room.
Oh, hi, Pimpim.
What are you doing here?
Well, I have invented a newgame thanks to the creativity of
my two friends here.
Actually, I never asked yournames.
What are your names?
Uh, I'm Liana and I'm Wade,said the kids.
(05:10):
Oh yes, my good friends Lianaand Wade have come up with an
idea for a brand new game calledPrincess Karate Ninjas.
See, have a look.
He showed Peach the new dollthat he had made by grabbing a
princess doll and adding someninja clothes.
It is almost perfect, but nowwe need it to come to life and
we need to go to its world andthen do Princess Karate Ninja
(05:31):
kind of stuff.
What?
said the kids.
Trust me, it will be fun, saidPimpim.
It sounds like fun, said Peach.
Can can I come too?
Oh, you want to come?
Yeah, I'd love to be a PrincessKarate Ninja, said Peach.
Okay, well I guess so, butfirst we need to do the magicy
thing.
Uh okay, said Peach.
I think I've got an idea.
Hang on.
She pulled out her wand and shestarted to wave it.
(05:53):
First of all, as she waved thewand over the top of the kids'
heads, they started to get veryspecial ninja outfits.
Then they got crowns as well.
Then some kind of royal robe.
What about me?
said Pimpim.
Oh, okay, said Peach.
I'll do you as well.
And in no time at all, theylooked like some kind of royal
ninjas.
(06:13):
This is perfect.
Okay.
Now can we go to the secretninja karate princess world?
Almost, said Peach.
She waved the wand overherself.
And with that, she started togrow some karate ninja clothes
as well.
This is going to be fun, saidPeach.
Hooray! said Pimpim.
Okay, said Peach.
There's only one way to getinto the karate ninja world.
(06:34):
How's that?
said Liana.
Yeah, said Wade.
How do we get there?
You need to karate chop yourbed in half, said Peach.
What?
said Pimpim.
That sounds like something Iwould say.
Okay, I got this, he said, ashe raced over to the bed and
lifted his hand.
Hoy ah! He swung his hand intothe bed as hard as he could, but
nothing happened.
Pimpim, I don't think you are astrong enough ninja.
(06:55):
I am the strongest ninja, saidPimpim.
The best, most amazing ninja inthe whole entire world.
Well, not today, said Peach.
Can you try for me, kids?
Maybe you should work together.
Okay, said Wade.
Sounds fun, said Liana.
So together, they raised theirkarate hands and ran over
towards the bed.
Hoy! As they hit the bed, itsplit in half.
(07:16):
Whoa, said Wade.
That's amazing, said Liana.
I could have done it easier andbigger, said Pimpim.
No, you couldn't, said Peach.
Yes, I could.
Everybody knows that Pimpim isthe best.
Well, why did we actually splitour bed in half?
said Liana.
Look, said Peach.
The kids looked, and sureenough, in the middle where the
bed had split in half, there wassome kind of strange portal.
(07:37):
Let's go, said Pimpim, as heraced over and dove through the
portal hole that the bed hadmade.
Okay, said Liana.
I guess we better follow him.
Here we come, said Wade.
Wait for me, said Peach.
And they all went through theportal that had been made by the
split in half bed.
When they popped out on theother side, they were in the
middle of an amazing castle.
Where are we?
(07:58):
said Wade.
I don't know, said Liana.
Just then, as they weretalking, three princesses in
princess dresses and karateclothes popped out of the trees.
What are you doing here?
said one of the princesses.
Yeah, where did you come from?
Yes, you better tell us quick,said the third, or else we are
going to show you our secretninja skills.
Whoa, said the kids.
Um, um, well, said Pimpim, wehave come from somewhere else
(08:21):
that is not right here becausewe wanted to do it the karate
ninjas.
And the princesses, said Liana.
Oh yes, the karate princessninjas, said Pimpim.
Oh prince, I am more of aprince, or maybe actually no, I
am not a prince.
Yes, said Peach.
You are definitely not aprince.
Yes, if I was royalty, I am theking, said Pimpim.
You're not the king either,said Peach.
I will be the king, saidPimpim.
(08:42):
I don't think so, said theprincess, because we have a
queen and she is very amazing.
Okay, well, take me to thequeen so that I can prove that I
am the best and then I willtake over the kingdom.
What?
said the princess ninjas.
That's not what we're here for,said Wade.
Yes, said Liana.
We were here to have some fun.
Yes, said Peach.
Pimpim, you are not the actualking here.
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Not yet.
Okay, let's go see the queen,said Pimpim.
I don't think this is a goodidea, said Liana.
Don't worry, said the PrincessNinjas.
It will be fine.
So, the Princess Ninjas tookthe kids and Pimpim and Peach
right through to the royalthrone room.
When they entered, there,sitting on the throne, was an
amazing looking queen.
She had the most beautifulprincess dress the kids had ever
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seen, and then around theprincess dress was some kind of
amazing-looking black belt.
What is the black belt?
said Pimpim.
The black belt shows that sheis the highest graded karate
ninja princess in the history ofkarate princess kingdom.
Well, only for now because I amactually the karateist, said
Pimpim.
Who is this purple fuzzycreature that threatens my
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kingdom?
said the queen.
Um, said one of the princesses.
We found them in one of theother rooms.
We're not quite sure where theycame from.
Just then, Liana stepped up.
His name is Pimpim, and we onlyjust met him.
He seems to be very cheeky.
I am not cheeky, I am wellactually maybe I am a little bit
cheeky, but the most importantthing is that I am the best,
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said Pimpim.
I'm sorry about him, saidPeach.
Peach flew over to the Queen.
Oh, Peach, what are you doinghere?
Peach, said Liana, do they knowyou?
Well, I've been here a fewtimes before.
Me and the Queen are actuallygood friends.
Yes, we are good friends, saidthe Queen.
That's amazing, said Wade.
Well, you will be good friendswith the new king once I defeat
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the queen and show that I am theninjeriist, said Pimpim.
Um, excuse me, Queen, saidPeach.
Uh yes, Peach.
This little purple fuzzycreature might need to be taught
a little bit of a lesson.
Yes, I need to be taught alittle bit of a lesson in how
amazing it will be when I am theking, said Pimpim.
I don't think you're gonna endup as the king, said Wade.
Yeah, said Liana.
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Well, we can only try.
Okay, said the queen.
I guess I will let himchallenge me for the kingdom and
the crown.
We'll see what happens.
Are you sure, Queen?
said one of the princesses.
Don't worry, she said.
Everything will be fine.
Everything will definitely befine, said Peach.
Well, everything will be evenbetter when I am the Karate
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Kingdom King, said Pimpim.
Okay, so how do we do this?
Well, said the Queen, we needto have a Princess Ninja karate
graceful chopping competition.
Karate Graceful ChoppingCompetition, said Pimpim.
Yes, said the Queen.
Well, what we will do is wewill set up some things to
karate chop, and we will see whocan karate chop the most in the
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most graceful fashion ever.
Okay, I am graceful and I amkarate, and I am definitely
going to win because Pimpim isthe best.
Well, said the Queen, if you'reso amazing, I guess I'll let
you go first.
The Queen waved her hands.
Peach, do you think you couldhelp us out with this one?
Of course, said Peach.
She waved her wand, and all ofa sudden, in front of Pimpim was
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two platforms, and in themiddle of the platform was a
shiny, sparkly piece of wood.
Just this one?
said Pimpim.
Yes, said the Queen.
You just need to chop that one.
And then, once you're done,people will judge who chopped it
more amazingly and who choppedit more gracefully.
Okay, said Pimpim.
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I got this.
Everybody in the whole entirekingdom, are you watching?
The people looked.
They were very confused.
They'd never seen a purplefuzzy creature before, let alone
someone who was so excitableand thought that they belonged
in the kingdom so strongly.
Okay, I do it right now.
Watching.
Okay, one, two, three! Pimpimraised his hand as high as he
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could over his head.
Then, with an almighty ninjasound, Hoyee He swung and hit
the piece of wood.
There was a big cloud of dust.
But when the dust settled What?
said Pimpim.
Why is it not broken into tentrillion pieces?
Um, I don't think you managedto chop through it, said Wade.
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What?
said Pimpim.
Of course I did.
Look! He looked very closely.
Okay, it is not chopped.
Okay, I do it again.
He smacked it again, butnothing happened.
He started to go quite frantic.
He even started trying to smackhis head against it.
But nothing happened.
So then he started to try andkick it.
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I'm going to kick you, youpiece of timbery timber! I am
the karate king ninja person andthen I can go with you He
tried, but nothing seemed to beable to break the wood.
Then he looked at Peach.
Peach, you are cheating.
This piece of wood is a specialmagic one that cannot be
broken.
Do you think Peach wouldactually do that to Liana?
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I don't know, said Wade.
Maybe.
Peach smiled at Pimpim.
No, it's not.
Yes it is, said Pimpim, becauseif it wasn't a magic special
one, I would have chopped itinto ten fifty billion trillion
tiny little pieces by now.
Well, why don't you ask thequeen to have a turn?
said Peach.
Okay, Quenie, why don't youcome over here and prove that it
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cannot be chopped?
The ninja, Princess Queen,walked over to the piece of
timber.
She looked at it verycarefully.
Then she held up one finger.
She slowly lowered it downtowards the piece of wood.
When it was just above, sheheld it and tapped the piece of
wood.
It exploded into tiny pieces.
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Wood chips went sprayingeverywhere.
said Pimpim as he ducked behindone of the thrones.
It started to get covered insplinters.
As the dust settled, Pimpimstuck his head back out from
behind the seat.
How did you do that?
said Pimpim.
Well, said the Queen, I am themost queenie ninja in the whole
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entire world.
Yay! called Liana.
That's amazing, said Wade.
Would you kids like a turn?
said the Queen.
Well, if Pimpim couldn't breakit, I'm sure that we couldn't
break it either.
Maybe you could if I show youthe special technique.
Oh, show me the specialtechnique! Um, well, I don't
want to change your very amazingstyle, Pimpim, because you were
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saying that you're the mostamazing in the world.
I really wouldn't want you toget confused and not remember
how to do it your own specialway.
Um, said Pimpim.
So the Queen showed Liana andWade the very special, amazing
way.
They lifted up their fingersone by one.
As Peach produced new pieces oftimber, they held them and
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brought them down low, and whenthey tapped them, the wood would
explode into pieces.
That's amazing, said Wade.
Yeah, said Liana, this isincredible.
And remember, said the Queen,she leant down low and whispered
to the kids.
unknown (15:40):
Don't tell Pimpim.
Speaker (15:42):
What was that?
said Pimpim.
Nothing, said the kids.
Alright, said Peach.
I think it's best that we gotyou kids back home now.
Oh, yes.
This has been so much fun.
Thank you, Mrs.
Queen Ninja Lady.
You're welcome, said the Queen.
I'll see you next time, Peach.
See ya, said Peach.
Bye, said the kids.
Ah, I will challenge you againone day, said Pimpim.
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I just might need to do alittle bit more practice.
I think that's a good idea,said Peach.
And with that, she waved herwand over herself, Pimpim, and
the two kids.
And they all disappeared.
When they arrived back in theirroom, Wade and Liana were still
wearing their very fun brandnew costumes.
You can keep those, said Peach.
Thanks, Peach, said the kids.
Okay, I'm going to home topractice my karate chopping,
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said Pimpim.
I'll practice on the way out aswell.
Where's your door?
As Pimpim was walking out thedoor, he swung his hand as hard
as he could.
Hey Yum! Ow, he said.
Oh, Pimpim, said the kids.
Pimpim ran off and disappeared.
Bye, kids, said Peach, and shewaved her wand and disappeared
as well.
Just then, their dad walked in.
Hey, kids, those are some coolcostumes.
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What game are you playing?
Well, said Wade, I don't thinkyou'd believe us, even if we
told you.
And that is the end of thestory.
This episode is brought to youby Pimpim Karate King Studios.
If you would like to be a royalninja, then come down to my
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studios and I will show you thebest way, because I am the best
ninja in the world.
Um, excuse me.
Oh, Mrs.
Queen Lady.
Uh, I wasn't saying that I'mthe best.
Uh, I wasn't saying okay, Igotta go, okay, bye.
Well, we hope you've beenenjoying the silly stories for
kids.
Make sure to share it withevery single one of your friends
and let us know how much you'reenjoying it.
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This has been me, Queen KarateNinja, and me, Sam.
We'll see you soon.
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