February 6, 2024 • 26 mins
Ever had a date so awful that all you could do was laugh about it later? Well, fasten your seatbelts, because Meredith and I, Caroline, are about to take you on a hilarious journey through the minefield of romantic blunders on Sister Shit. From my painfully awkward high school date, which included the surprise company of my beau's father, to the hilariously outlandish stories we've received from you - our fearless listeners - you're in for a treat. We’ll recount tales that will have you both cringing and cracking up, like the story of a Tinder date with a Star Wars fixation and a penchant for oversharing, and an OKCupid misadventure under the Christmas lights of New Orleans that you won't forget.
Expect to hear about the kind of dates that make for legendary stories - like the boyfriend whose cat possessed an astonishing number of lives and the Valentine's Day that was memorable for very unconventional reasons. We weave through these dating mishaps with laughter, occasional cringes, and a soundtrack of pop anthem wisdom. Swap your own dating disaster tales for ours and join in the commiseration and chuckles. Whether you’re single, taken, or it’s complicated, tune in for an episode where the only thing serious is how seriously funny these stories are.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello, hello, happy Tuesday, happy Tuesday Welcome
to.
Sister Shit, I'm Meredith, I'mCaroline and we've got a Bad
Dates episode for you.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yes, we are so excited.
It's been a long time coming.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Thank you guys so much for submitting your Bad
Dates.
We'll continue to do theseepisodes every like periodically
.
So if you just just keep theconversation going, so if you
just just keep the Bad Datescoming, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Coming.
Please, please, keep going on.
Bad Date yes.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, actually, I hope none of these are current,
but if you've got them in thearchives, we have a place for
them.
They can leave your brain andlive here.
Yes, okay, so we just get intoit.
Do we have anything to talkabout before, are you?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
ready.
I mean, I am stoked.
I always wait.
Are you telling your Bad Date?
No, I was just going to tellyou.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, I have, I have, I could tell, my first ever
date.
It's like not as notable as,like these, the ones that I'm
going to share, it was just likea typical awkward first date
where so we weren't allowed todate until we were 16.
Like we could have a boyfriendbut we weren't allowed to go on
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a date until we were 16.
Which is so confusing itdoesn't make sense.
But so I got.
I got invited on a date.
This was a guy that I like.
I'm pretty sure we were like infirst grade together.
And then I saw him again welike remit when we moved back to
Buford.
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He asked me on a date to afootball game.
I said yes, it was classic.
But kicker boy couldn't drive.
So I'm in 10th grade, he's inninth, another kicker one year
younger.
When you're in 10th grade isleaps and bounds.
So nice kid, but his dad has topick me up and it just feels at
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this point like I'm 16.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Isn't the whole point of being able?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
to go on a date when you're 16 that one of us can
drive.
I'm pretty sure I was driving.
Maybe he just wanted to pickyou up that bad he was.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
like I need this to be.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I wasn't.
I don't know what, I don't knowwhy.
Okay, but anyway, cause I gotmy license very early.
Maybe he was just like I'mgoing to pick you up Actually my
dad's going to pick you up andlike I don't even remember if he
sat in the front seat.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
If I sat, in the front seat with his dad Also.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
his dad was a teacher at the school Caroline.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
It was like and not like.
I want to know who this is, Nota teacher, that people?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
like really liked.
I think it was a teacher thatpeople like really didn't enjoy.
Oh no, I didn't have himpersonally, but well, you went
on a date with him, basically Iknow.
So we get to, his dad drops usoff for the football game.
Nothing to write like no notes.
I mean, it was just reallyawkward.
We watched the game.
I think he bought me likesomething from the snack bar.
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And so that's the story?
Yeah, that's it, but that wasjust like my first date, like my
actual.
Well gosh, is that even true,Cause I went on dates when we
lived in Charleston?
Okay, so I go on a date withthis guy, wait.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't know, but I want to know on a side topic,
what was your favorite thing toorder out of a concession stand
at a football game?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh, hot dog, Hands down man.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
See, we didn't.
Did we have pretzels?
I don't think I was talkingabout any are?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
we talking any concession stand or just like
cause.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I don't remember what it was for highs.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm talking about what my classic order was at the
.
Buford Middle School gym.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, what was yours?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It was a big ass pickle in a bag, ew, ew.
They would put a giant picklein a little sandwich bag to kind
of fold over.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
So they weren't the pre-wrapped ones.
Cause, I would take that no itwas.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It came from a giant jar.
They would pull it out withtongs and stick it into a
sandwich bag yes, I'm about that.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Shots of pickle juice at the skating rink at birthday
party.
50 cents, babies.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Um, but I would always make someone else.
This is so weird.
I'd always like you like.
Well, you take the first bite.
I never wanted to take thefirst bite because it looked
weird.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Caroline, what the hell.
You're sweet friends, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
They loved you.
I don't know if anyone did itfor me, but I remember thinking
like can someone?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
else do this?
Did you make people do thatwith bananas?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, it was just the big jumbo pickle.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
The jumbo pickle.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
In the sixth grade.
If you're going to order thejumbo pickle, you've got to take
the first bite.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, I know no one else wants that pickle.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I also went through this phase where my favorite
thing to order at Sonic this wasin high school.
My favorite thing to order atSonic was the fried pickles, but
I was too embarrassed to orderit with anyone else.
So I had like a select fewpeople that I would order the
fried pickles with what, and Idon't know.
I don't know why it felt soembarrassing.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You have food anxiety , but I wanted to go.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You had pickle anxiety.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I ended up fully owning it because I remember
taking a jar of pickles to aparty and using it as a chaser
in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
So I ended up getting over it Just from one end of
the specs up to the other.
So we got to unpack that.
But we don't have time tonightbecause we got to get to bad
dates.
Okay.
So, are we ready?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay, the first one is an SFW, so I mean, I don't
know that.
I think that's generally kindof the vibe.
But I don't think anything onour podcast is SFW.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, no, but this one has like a pretty sexual.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Great Sign me up.
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay.
So I mean, you're probablygonna be like Meredith, you're a
perude, but I don't know.
There's just like there's any,we'll get to it.
Okay, are we ready?
Yeah, here we go.
After being newly single incollege, my senior year I went
on a Tinder date.
Tinder was basically the onlydating app at the time.
This guy on Tinder asked me togo out to get coffee, even
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though I don't drink coffee.
I said yes because he seemedcool from his profile and I was
open to meeting new people, andit was during the day, which is
obviously safer than going fordinner.
I met him outside of the coffeeshop, which happened to be next
to an ice cream shop.
I don't remember who made thecomment first, but he ended up
saying he does not drink coffee,even though he had asked me out
specifically for coffee.
So we ended up at the ice creamshop.
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The first red flag was that hedid not pay for the ice cream,
even though he had asked me outon the date, and it was probably
only $4.
Actually, the first red flag isthat he was wearing a beanie.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It was.
I knew what month it was.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I know I don't have a thing against beanies.
Maybe it was, let's see.
Did she say newly single incollege?
My senior year I don't knowCould have been August.
Okay, he was friendly, but Iwas getting weird vibes the
entire time.
He was really obsessed withStar Wars and I have never seen
any of those movies, nor will Iever.
Sorry, don't judge me.
I know that he was obsessedwith Star Wars because he was
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explaining to me what hisbedroom looked like.
Apparently it was Star Wars,lightning Rodswords and big
cutouts.
I'm not sure.
Lightning Rodswords, what isthat?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh, I think it's like a lightsaber, not a.
Lightning Rodsword.
Lightning Rodsword.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, I'm not sure.
Red flag number three why areyou telling me what your bedroom
looks like Towards?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
the end of the day, all of this is odd, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Towards the end of the day, I was ready to go home
and planned on never talking tothis guy again.
My excuse but also very truewas that I had a test the next
day.
He asked me what the test wasfor and, instead of making up a
less awkward subject, I told himthe truth.
The test was for psychology ofhuman sexual behavior.
As you can imagine, that openedup a door to that conversation.
Oh please.
(08:00):
We were talking about the classand the content.
I shared that my professor hadshowed us the video clip from
the movie.
When Harry met Sally, wherethey're sitting in a restaurant
and Sally is explaining howoften women fake orgasms and how
easy it is to fake, my Tinderdate and I were laughing like I
said.
It was a friendly environment,but not in any way was I
interested in pursuing this anyfurther.
I was ready to go home andnever talk to him again.
(08:22):
The final red flag was that hesaid was that he said he had
faked orgasm with a girl becausehe said it wasn't ending, it
was taking forever.
Oh, and he told me that he spiton the girl's stomach to
pretend it was his mm-hmm and sothat it could be over quicker.
And then I proceeded.
And then he proceeded to ask meif I wanted to go home with him
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.
After telling me that I blockedhim, I got.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I gosh.
Yeah, that sounds great.
I'd love to go home to yourStar Wars bedroom right now.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So I know the girl.
Yeah, I had to have known, I'msure, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
How that would work.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, we don't need to go in like a guy faking an
orgasm anyway is like so funny.
But I don't know, I we, I don'tknow because it was lasting too
long If I'm sorry, but theremight be something going on.
I Anyway hats off.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Thank, you for giving us that memory.
Yeah, now we can hold itforever.
I really I Don't know what.
I wonder what he's doing now.
Honestly, the theme in all ofthese is I'm like what are they
doing now?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I know, I know, yep oh.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I know, I would love to know.
All right, are you ready forthe next one?
Yeah, okay, obviously, okay,okay, let me.
This is really fun acting,crypt reading okay, or narrative
reading.
Anyway, I was living in NewOrleans going to grad school
circa 2010 and, like any eldermillennial, was participating in
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the hellscape that is onlinedating.
I'm almost embarrassed to admitthat it was okay, cupid.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I matched.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I matched is that the okay, okay, okay, cupid term?
I can't even remember, but thisguy who seemed normal enough,
he was a photographer, so hisphotos were nicely staged and
were honestly, very interesting.
He photographed a lot ofprofessional sporting events and
if you know anything about NewOrleans in 2010, it's at the
saints of that time were theshit.
They had won the Super Bowl,they had just won the Super Bowl
and while messaging with thisguy, he even offered that he
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gets he even offered that hegets extra tickets to their
games and I could go with him.
It was exciting.
Oh shoot, I know 2023 mewouldn't leave the house to go
out to a sporting event with aman different times.
Anyway, we met up on a datewith which consisted of going to
a park to see a Christmas lightdisplay.
Because I was a naive 22 yearold, I picked him up and my
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little Honda Civic do not everdo this.
I was bargaining with my, withmy life and not knowing it.
He was kind of weird and quirky, but I just chalked this up to
first-date jitters.
A couple of hours into the date, I was feeling it.
So, feeling it so, like sorry.
A couple of hours into the date.
I wasn't feeling it so, likeany reasonable person with a
uterus, I feigned period crampsso I could drop this man off and
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be rid of him.
I pulled up outside of hishouse and he was pressing me to
come inside and keep hanging outall that I told him no and that
I needed to leave and I wasn'tfeeling well.
Out of nowhere, this man pullsout his phone and tells me that
he just wants to play me a songon his phone to cheer me up.
What Thought so far?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I want to get out of the car.
So bad for them.
But she drove, remember, oh, ohoh, so he just won't get out of
the car, Okay that puts thingsinto perspective.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I know, alright, my man starts playing a song on
this app.
That is I shit you, not a fartpiano.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
What, what.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I think what's happening is like it was an app
with keys and he played her asong and it was farting.
She said a literal piano thatmakes fart noises, not actual
music sounds, musical sounds.
And he was serious, he was intoit, he was not joking.
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Oh what.
I was dumbfounded after thiswent on for an incredibly
awkward several minutes.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
And I finally.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Finally Gathered my composure.
I reached across him, unbuckledhis seatbelt and opened the car
door and basically pushed himout of my car.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh my god, you can't make that up.
A fart piano For a minute long.
I couldn't take that for morethan three fart.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I hate that she couldn't get out.
I would have put that car indrive and jumped out my own car
seat and let her run into a wall.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh my gosh, that's horrible.
Honestly, you saying thatreminds me of this was not a
date, but it's like sort of adate.
It's not a date, but I wasgiving my friend son whenever I
was in high school.
My friend was much older thanme.
It sounds so weird.
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I used to tutor her son andgive him rides and stuff.
I picked him up from school andthen wanted to stop by my
boyfriend's house.
Really fast, this poor kid.
He was also in high school.
He wasn't young, young but likeI put him through some shit.
Sorry, reese, but I drove himto my boyfriend's house and I'm
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like to pick up my boyfriend soI could take him to work or
something, because he was like20 something and had a suspended
license or something.
He was late to the crab shack.
So we get in a fight in frontof Reese and he did this.
I did not start the fight, heused to start fights all the
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time.
I'm like kind of starting toget mad at him and I'm driving
this mother effer slams my carinto park while I am driving.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
What a lunatic.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Like that could seriously mess up your car or
like the people inside of it.
I know, and I know, like Ithink now cars you have to like,
press the brake to move thestick, but he literally like
just slammed it into park as Iwas driving it and poor kid in
the back seat was just in themiddle Just watching us fight,
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watching us like get into thiswhole argument.
Oh my gosh, Even the kid, he's.
So I can't.
He's not a kid anymore, buthe's the nicest person on the
planet.
Yeah he really is Even afterwitnessing that he's like I
don't know.
He can be nice sometimes.
Oh, no Like he just I was likeno he's the war.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Wait, okay, to close this out, can you please tell
the story of the cat, the deadcat?
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It's not in a date, but it's.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I had a boyfriend for a minute.
This is a little longer than aminute.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, but it's.
I had a boyfriend for a coupleof minutes, Okay.
So I had this boyfriend whoused to tell me all kinds of
things that it wasn't true.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
And.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I just never had the energy to like be like you're
lying because it was way you hadto put out way more energy than
it was worth.
It was easier.
It was like one of those thingswhere it's easier to just be
like yeah, okay, you know what Imean.
Like when someone doessomething that's unbelievable,
but they're not worth it.
Okay, so yes, I know thishappened.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You're into melee with that all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Well, the most memorable time was the night of
my sister's wedding, yourwedding.
Yes, we get into this hugefight because that's all he ever
wanted to do was fight all thetime.
So I'm dancing, I'm having agood old time.
He's chain smoking cigarettesout on the outside of the door.
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Keep in mind it's all windows.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Peering through the window, you can just see him.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
He's peering at me through the window chain smoking
cigarettes, and then he flipsme off through the window in
front of everybody.
I forgot about all.
So I go outside and I'm like Iwon't, I refuse to fight with
you on the night of my sister'swedding.
You come to me on the night ofmy sister's wedding.
But if he was, I'm likescreaming at him in the parking
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lot.
But he's like the type thatlike will not let me leave, Like
I can't get away from him.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Like.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I need to go in.
I literally need to go in.
My sister's wedding ishappening.
Do not keep me in this parkinglot, and he's like you know.
He just won't let it happen.
So finally, a rogue cousincomes and drags me away, thank
God.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I'm not familiar with these kinds of situations.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
My life.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So she drags me away.
She's like get your sisters,get your ass inside.
So I go inside and I said, andone of like Meredith's best
friends growing up, her littlesister is my age and she was
also at the wedding and she'slike let's go out.
And I'm like, yes, we're goingout tonight.
So I turn my phone on.
I like ignore all his stuff.
We're out and about.
He is blowing up my shit.
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Okay, he's got set his.
He lives with his mom.
His mom has a million cats.
Okay, he's like.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
That's how your phone was off.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
No, I just like was ignoring his stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh like.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I just sort of like put him on ignore, but I like
can still see all of hismessages.
Yeah, and he's like telling meI just ran over my cat's head
and it's dead and I'm burying itright now.
Caroline, answer your phone.
I'm burying the cat right now.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
It was like your favorite cat, right?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah yeah, out of the six, it was my favorite cat.
He chose my favorite one, ofcourse, and I'm like listen, if
this cat is really unwell, I'mgoing to be sad, but but I'm not
coming home.
I'm also having a good ass time, so this can wait until it's
already dead.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, what am I going to do tomorrow?
I can help you dig a hole.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
No, so I'm having the time of my life.
My sweet friend Leanne, whohelped me with through all of
these bad relationships, is likeI'm taking her phone for the
night, so she finally takes myphone.
We have a good night.
I wake up the next morning andI'm like shit, now I got to go
deal with this.
So I go over to his house, Ipull up, I immediately see the
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cat and I'm like bro, you toldme that, you, I think he thought
I was just going to likemagically not bring it up,
because I hadn't ever brought upall of his other lives in the
past.
And I'm like I thought that theI thought that you ran over this
cat last night.
This is his response.
Oh, I did, and I did bury him,but he crawled out of the ground
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this morning.
He came back to life and hecrawled out of the ground this
morning but don't bring it up infront of my mom, because she's
really sensitive about it.
Still, he wanted me to believethat and you know what it was.
So not worth the energy that Ijust said, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
And then how long did you stay with him after that?
That was kind of a nail in thecoffin, that was the nail in the
coffin internally.
The nail in the cat coffin.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
He kind of blacked me for a little bit, so I couldn't
let it go completely Shoot, andthen thank goodness.
Never write time to say goodbye.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
That song amped my ass up on the way to the Sonic
parking lot.
I listened to it two times in arow.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
get fried pickles.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Never.
I don't know if I did, but Ishould have.
And I said listen bro, there'snever a right time to say
goodbye.
Did you use?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
the lyrics.
I didn't actually say that.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh gosh, but no, I didn't use the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Missed opportunity.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I know Missed opportunity, but I didn't use
the lyrics to sing this song.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
And then I and I didn't have to do the lyrics to
sing the songs, but I reused thelyrics.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
For as many as little like bad dates that I've had.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I've had enough like bad boyfriend experiences.
Yeah, that relationshipexperiences.
So yeah, fun, I do have a badday.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh, I can.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I was going to say sweet, j redeemed things, but I
do have a bad date that I wenton with J.
For Valentine oh yeah,notoriously bad about planting
things and that's not like.
He will say like, yeah, I'vemessed up quite a few times.
Not a gift, it's not his gift,it is mine.
I will have a whole spreadsheetif you want me to.
Yeah, so for Valentine's Dayone year he's like okay, we're
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going to this really amazingsushi restaurant downtown
Savannah and I'm like so excited.
So we this was like, I think,maybe our first or second year
dating.
So keep in mind that we werelike 19 or something.
And we pull up and he doesn'thave reservations and we quickly
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realized that it's the wronglocation and the one that he
made reservations for was inlike a shopping center, like one
of the like.
It was like a second location.
Bad vibes yeah, yeah, which, asyou know from my last or last
episode with the Red Robin, I amnot good with bad vibes.
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So we show up and I'm a littlebit like this one's not nearly
as cool and, mike, it's just notgiving off the right, you know.
So, we go in and they're like oh, I think because we were late,
because we showed up the otherone first, we missed our
reservation.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Oh shoot.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
So we like ended up in we had to go a flight of
stairs into this like atticspace and sit like in a literal
like attic, closet with oneother table.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Did they make it for you on the spot, or did that did
it exist, I think?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
they just like oh, I think it existed previously, but
like it was like the room wherethey put people who missed
their reservation.
Yeah, oh no, and the EJ wasembarrassed when I was like
trying to be like it's fine,it's totally fine.
But I think I was clearly likewhere are we?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, so but you know what this is really.
A good moral to the story ofbad dates is that bad dates
don't always end Like if someone.
If you like someone and vibewith someone, a bad date doesn't
break the relationship.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yes, Like the place doesn't, it's the person.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Like the bad dates with someone you like are the
most telling of like how muchyou like somebody.
Yes, because you still enjoyedbeing with them.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And we were both like dying, laughing at the
circumstances because it wasjust like.
This is so not romantic.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
He's and I have a couple of those too, where it
was like we still talk aboutthem and it's like, yeah, they
just become memories.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Memories.
Is that from Cats?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Love a good Broadway show Reference.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
He thought I did go on to a Broadway show one time
and he had Bronchitis and hecoughed through the entire show.
Sorry, Keith.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
What show.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
was it?
Dude?
That is a date we talk about.
He's always like we want to gosee Book of Mormon and I coughed
through the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I'm like, yeah, oh gosh, yeah, which I still
haven't seen.
Book of Mormon, but somebody Ilike posted the other day that I
was looking for new music andsomeone was like the entire Book
of Mormon show.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
That was pretty funny .
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And I was like, oh OK .
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I don't know that I'd like listen to it in my car,
but it's very funny.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
What is a Broadway soundtrack that you'll listen to
in your car?
Not Hamilton.
Everyone loves Hamilton.
I do.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
No, I say Wicked, but I've never listened to Wicked
in my car.
I don't really listen toBroadway in my car.
Yeah, remember the concert thatyou should.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I know there's a couple like on the way to Disney
recently with my friends that Iwas in drama class with.
We like really listened toHairstpry because we were in
that play together and we likesing the songs to each other.
It was very fun.
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Were you going to ask me?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I don't remember OK.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Well, this was super fun.
It was as we said if you havebad dates, keep sending them our
way, and we will, every once ina while, do a little epi.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
So yes.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And push them out into the universe.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Smooth.
Yes and yeah.
I don't know what we're goingto be doing next week, but we'll
surprise you guys?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
No, I have, we have a guest.
We have a guest.
You didn't tell me.
Yes, I did.
Do I know who it?
Is I'm going to remind Caroline, we need to confirm with the
guest.
We're not going to say who itis quite yet, but we are 90%
sure we have a guest for nextTuesday.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
You have a guest and I'm so excited about what?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
we're talking about she's salty, she's salty, ok,
she's ready to bring a.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
what do you call it a ?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
List of grievances.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
She has a list of grievances and she's ready to
bring down a what do you call it?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Indoor water park?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Oh, it's going to say an establishment, oh
establishment.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Ok, well, we will see you nextTuesday.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
See you next Tuesday.
Hello, hello, happy Tuesday, happy Tuesday Welcome
to.
Sister Shit, I'm Meredith, I'mCaroline and we've got a Bad
Dates episode for you.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yes, we are so excited.
It's been a long time coming.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Thank you guys so much for submitting your Bad
Dates.
We'll continue to do theseepisodes every like periodically
.
So if you just just keep theconversation going, so if you
just just keep the Bad Datescoming, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Coming.
Please, please, keep going on.
Bad Date yes.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, actually, I hope none of these are current,
but if you've got them in thearchives, we have a place for
them.
They can leave your brain andlive here.
Yes, okay, so we just get intoit.
Do we have anything to talkabout before, are you?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
ready.
I mean, I am stoked.
I always wait.
Are you telling your Bad Date?
No, I was just going to tellyou.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, I have, I have, I could tell, my first ever
date.
It's like not as notable as,like these, the ones that I'm
going to share, it was just likea typical awkward first date
where so we weren't allowed todate until we were 16.
Like we could have a boyfriendbut we weren't allowed to go on
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a date until we were 16.
Which is so confusing itdoesn't make sense.
But so I got.
I got invited on a date.
This was a guy that I like.
I'm pretty sure we were like infirst grade together.
And then I saw him again welike remit when we moved back to
Buford.
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He asked me on a date to afootball game.
I said yes, it was classic.
But kicker boy couldn't drive.
So I'm in 10th grade, he's inninth, another kicker one year
younger.
When you're in 10th grade isleaps and bounds.
So nice kid, but his dad has topick me up and it just feels at
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this point like I'm 16.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Isn't the whole point of being able?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
to go on a date when you're 16 that one of us can
drive.
I'm pretty sure I was driving.
Maybe he just wanted to pickyou up that bad he was.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
like I need this to be.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I wasn't.
I don't know what, I don't knowwhy.
Okay, but anyway, cause I gotmy license very early.
Maybe he was just like I'mgoing to pick you up Actually my
dad's going to pick you up andlike I don't even remember if he
sat in the front seat.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
If I sat, in the front seat with his dad Also.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
his dad was a teacher at the school Caroline.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
It was like and not like.
I want to know who this is, Nota teacher, that people?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
like really liked.
I think it was a teacher thatpeople like really didn't enjoy.
Oh no, I didn't have himpersonally, but well, you went
on a date with him, basically Iknow.
So we get to, his dad drops usoff for the football game.
Nothing to write like no notes.
I mean, it was just reallyawkward.
We watched the game.
I think he bought me likesomething from the snack bar.
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And so that's the story?
Yeah, that's it, but that wasjust like my first date, like my
actual.
Well gosh, is that even true,Cause I went on dates when we
lived in Charleston?
Okay, so I go on a date withthis guy, wait.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't know, but I want to know on a side topic,
what was your favorite thing toorder out of a concession stand
at a football game?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh, hot dog, Hands down man.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
See, we didn't.
Did we have pretzels?
I don't think I was talkingabout any are?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
we talking any concession stand or just like
cause.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I don't remember what it was for highs.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm talking about what my classic order was at the
.
Buford Middle School gym.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, what was yours?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It was a big ass pickle in a bag, ew, ew.
They would put a giant picklein a little sandwich bag to kind
of fold over.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
So they weren't the pre-wrapped ones.
Cause, I would take that no itwas.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It came from a giant jar.
They would pull it out withtongs and stick it into a
sandwich bag yes, I'm about that.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Shots of pickle juice at the skating rink at birthday
party.
50 cents, babies.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Um, but I would always make someone else.
This is so weird.
I'd always like you like.
Well, you take the first bite.
I never wanted to take thefirst bite because it looked
weird.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Caroline, what the hell.
You're sweet friends, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
They loved you.
I don't know if anyone did itfor me, but I remember thinking
like can someone?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
else do this?
Did you make people do thatwith bananas?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, it was just the big jumbo pickle.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
The jumbo pickle.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
In the sixth grade.
If you're going to order thejumbo pickle, you've got to take
the first bite.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, I know no one else wants that pickle.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I also went through this phase where my favorite
thing to order at Sonic this wasin high school.
My favorite thing to order atSonic was the fried pickles, but
I was too embarrassed to orderit with anyone else.
So I had like a select fewpeople that I would order the
fried pickles with what, and Idon't know.
I don't know why it felt soembarrassing.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You have food anxiety , but I wanted to go.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You had pickle anxiety.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I ended up fully owning it because I remember
taking a jar of pickles to aparty and using it as a chaser
in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
So I ended up getting over it Just from one end of
the specs up to the other.
So we got to unpack that.
But we don't have time tonightbecause we got to get to bad
dates.
Okay.
So, are we ready?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay, the first one is an SFW, so I mean, I don't
know that.
I think that's generally kindof the vibe.
But I don't think anything onour podcast is SFW.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, no, but this one has like a pretty sexual.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Great Sign me up.
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay.
So I mean, you're probablygonna be like Meredith, you're a
perude, but I don't know.
There's just like there's any,we'll get to it.
Okay, are we ready?
Yeah, here we go.
After being newly single incollege, my senior year I went
on a Tinder date.
Tinder was basically the onlydating app at the time.
This guy on Tinder asked me togo out to get coffee, even
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though I don't drink coffee.
I said yes because he seemedcool from his profile and I was
open to meeting new people, andit was during the day, which is
obviously safer than going fordinner.
I met him outside of the coffeeshop, which happened to be next
to an ice cream shop.
I don't remember who made thecomment first, but he ended up
saying he does not drink coffee,even though he had asked me out
specifically for coffee.
So we ended up at the ice creamshop.
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The first red flag was that hedid not pay for the ice cream,
even though he had asked me outon the date, and it was probably
only $4.
Actually, the first red flag isthat he was wearing a beanie.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It was.
I knew what month it was.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I know I don't have a thing against beanies.
Maybe it was, let's see.
Did she say newly single incollege?
My senior year I don't knowCould have been August.
Okay, he was friendly, but Iwas getting weird vibes the
entire time.
He was really obsessed withStar Wars and I have never seen
any of those movies, nor will Iever.
Sorry, don't judge me.
I know that he was obsessedwith Star Wars because he was
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explaining to me what hisbedroom looked like.
Apparently it was Star Wars,lightning Rodswords and big
cutouts.
I'm not sure.
Lightning Rodswords, what isthat?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh, I think it's like a lightsaber, not a.
Lightning Rodsword.
Lightning Rodsword.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, I'm not sure.
Red flag number three why areyou telling me what your bedroom
looks like Towards?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
the end of the day, all of this is odd, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Towards the end of the day, I was ready to go home
and planned on never talking tothis guy again.
My excuse but also very truewas that I had a test the next
day.
He asked me what the test wasfor and, instead of making up a
less awkward subject, I told himthe truth.
The test was for psychology ofhuman sexual behavior.
As you can imagine, that openedup a door to that conversation.
Oh please.
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We were talking about the classand the content.
I shared that my professor hadshowed us the video clip from
the movie.
When Harry met Sally, wherethey're sitting in a restaurant
and Sally is explaining howoften women fake orgasms and how
easy it is to fake, my Tinderdate and I were laughing like I
said.
It was a friendly environment,but not in any way was I
interested in pursuing this anyfurther.
I was ready to go home andnever talk to him again.
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The final red flag was that hesaid was that he said he had
faked orgasm with a girl becausehe said it wasn't ending, it
was taking forever.
Oh, and he told me that he spiton the girl's stomach to
pretend it was his mm-hmm and sothat it could be over quicker.
And then I proceeded.
And then he proceeded to ask meif I wanted to go home with him
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.
After telling me that I blockedhim, I got.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I gosh.
Yeah, that sounds great.
I'd love to go home to yourStar Wars bedroom right now.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So I know the girl.
Yeah, I had to have known, I'msure, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
How that would work.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, we don't need to go in like a guy faking an
orgasm anyway is like so funny.
But I don't know, I we, I don'tknow because it was lasting too
long If I'm sorry, but theremight be something going on.
I Anyway hats off.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Thank, you for giving us that memory.
Yeah, now we can hold itforever.
I really I Don't know what.
I wonder what he's doing now.
Honestly, the theme in all ofthese is I'm like what are they
doing now?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I know, I know, yep oh.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I know, I would love to know.
All right, are you ready forthe next one?
Yeah, okay, obviously, okay,okay, let me.
This is really fun acting,crypt reading okay, or narrative
reading.
Anyway, I was living in NewOrleans going to grad school
circa 2010 and, like any eldermillennial, was participating in
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the hellscape that is onlinedating.
I'm almost embarrassed to admitthat it was okay, cupid.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I matched.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I matched is that the okay, okay, okay, cupid term?
I can't even remember, but thisguy who seemed normal enough,
he was a photographer, so hisphotos were nicely staged and
were honestly, very interesting.
He photographed a lot ofprofessional sporting events and
if you know anything about NewOrleans in 2010, it's at the
saints of that time were theshit.
They had won the Super Bowl,they had just won the Super Bowl
and while messaging with thisguy, he even offered that he
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gets he even offered that hegets extra tickets to their
games and I could go with him.
It was exciting.
Oh shoot, I know 2023 mewouldn't leave the house to go
out to a sporting event with aman different times.
Anyway, we met up on a datewith which consisted of going to
a park to see a Christmas lightdisplay.
Because I was a naive 22 yearold, I picked him up and my
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little Honda Civic do not everdo this.
I was bargaining with my, withmy life and not knowing it.
He was kind of weird and quirky, but I just chalked this up to
first-date jitters.
A couple of hours into the date, I was feeling it.
So, feeling it so, like sorry.
A couple of hours into the date.
I wasn't feeling it so, likeany reasonable person with a
uterus, I feigned period crampsso I could drop this man off and
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be rid of him.
I pulled up outside of hishouse and he was pressing me to
come inside and keep hanging outall that I told him no and that
I needed to leave and I wasn'tfeeling well.
Out of nowhere, this man pullsout his phone and tells me that
he just wants to play me a songon his phone to cheer me up.
What Thought so far?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I want to get out of the car.
So bad for them.
But she drove, remember, oh, ohoh, so he just won't get out of
the car, Okay that puts thingsinto perspective.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I know, alright, my man starts playing a song on
this app.
That is I shit you, not a fartpiano.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
What, what.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I think what's happening is like it was an app
with keys and he played her asong and it was farting.
She said a literal piano thatmakes fart noises, not actual
music sounds, musical sounds.
And he was serious, he was intoit, he was not joking.
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Oh what.
I was dumbfounded after thiswent on for an incredibly
awkward several minutes.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
And I finally.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Finally Gathered my composure.
I reached across him, unbuckledhis seatbelt and opened the car
door and basically pushed himout of my car.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh my god, you can't make that up.
A fart piano For a minute long.
I couldn't take that for morethan three fart.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I hate that she couldn't get out.
I would have put that car indrive and jumped out my own car
seat and let her run into a wall.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh my gosh, that's horrible.
Honestly, you saying thatreminds me of this was not a
date, but it's like sort of adate.
It's not a date, but I wasgiving my friend son whenever I
was in high school.
My friend was much older thanme.
It sounds so weird.
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I used to tutor her son andgive him rides and stuff.
I picked him up from school andthen wanted to stop by my
boyfriend's house.
Really fast, this poor kid.
He was also in high school.
He wasn't young, young but likeI put him through some shit.
Sorry, reese, but I drove himto my boyfriend's house and I'm
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like to pick up my boyfriend soI could take him to work or
something, because he was like20 something and had a suspended
license or something.
He was late to the crab shack.
So we get in a fight in frontof Reese and he did this.
I did not start the fight, heused to start fights all the
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time.
I'm like kind of starting toget mad at him and I'm driving
this mother effer slams my carinto park while I am driving.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
What a lunatic.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Like that could seriously mess up your car or
like the people inside of it.
I know, and I know, like Ithink now cars you have to like,
press the brake to move thestick, but he literally like
just slammed it into park as Iwas driving it and poor kid in
the back seat was just in themiddle Just watching us fight,
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watching us like get into thiswhole argument.
Oh my gosh, Even the kid, he's.
So I can't.
He's not a kid anymore, buthe's the nicest person on the
planet.
Yeah he really is Even afterwitnessing that he's like I
don't know.
He can be nice sometimes.
Oh, no Like he just I was likeno he's the war.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Wait, okay, to close this out, can you please tell
the story of the cat, the deadcat?
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It's not in a date, but it's.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I had a boyfriend for a minute.
This is a little longer than aminute.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, but it's.
I had a boyfriend for a coupleof minutes, Okay.
So I had this boyfriend whoused to tell me all kinds of
things that it wasn't true.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
And.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I just never had the energy to like be like you're
lying because it was way you hadto put out way more energy than
it was worth.
It was easier.
It was like one of those thingswhere it's easier to just be
like yeah, okay, you know what Imean.
Like when someone doessomething that's unbelievable,
but they're not worth it.
Okay, so yes, I know thishappened.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You're into melee with that all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Well, the most memorable time was the night of
my sister's wedding, yourwedding.
Yes, we get into this hugefight because that's all he ever
wanted to do was fight all thetime.
So I'm dancing, I'm having agood old time.
He's chain smoking cigarettesout on the outside of the door.
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Keep in mind it's all windows.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Peering through the window, you can just see him.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
He's peering at me through the window chain smoking
cigarettes, and then he flipsme off through the window in
front of everybody.
I forgot about all.
So I go outside and I'm like Iwon't, I refuse to fight with
you on the night of my sister'swedding.
You come to me on the night ofmy sister's wedding.
But if he was, I'm likescreaming at him in the parking
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lot.
But he's like the type thatlike will not let me leave, Like
I can't get away from him.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Like.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I need to go in.
I literally need to go in.
My sister's wedding ishappening.
Do not keep me in this parkinglot, and he's like you know.
He just won't let it happen.
So finally, a rogue cousincomes and drags me away, thank
God.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I'm not familiar with these kinds of situations.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
My life.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So she drags me away.
She's like get your sisters,get your ass inside.
So I go inside and I said, andone of like Meredith's best
friends growing up, her littlesister is my age and she was
also at the wedding and she'slike let's go out.
And I'm like, yes, we're goingout tonight.
So I turn my phone on.
I like ignore all his stuff.
We're out and about.
He is blowing up my shit.
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Okay, he's got set his.
He lives with his mom.
His mom has a million cats.
Okay, he's like.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
That's how your phone was off.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
No, I just like was ignoring his stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh like.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I just sort of like put him on ignore, but I like
can still see all of hismessages.
Yeah, and he's like telling meI just ran over my cat's head
and it's dead and I'm burying itright now.
Caroline, answer your phone.
I'm burying the cat right now.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
It was like your favorite cat, right?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah yeah, out of the six, it was my favorite cat.
He chose my favorite one, ofcourse, and I'm like listen, if
this cat is really unwell, I'mgoing to be sad, but but I'm not
coming home.
I'm also having a good ass time, so this can wait until it's
already dead.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, what am I going to do tomorrow?
I can help you dig a hole.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
No, so I'm having the time of my life.
My sweet friend Leanne, whohelped me with through all of
these bad relationships, is likeI'm taking her phone for the
night, so she finally takes myphone.
We have a good night.
I wake up the next morning andI'm like shit, now I got to go
deal with this.
So I go over to his house, Ipull up, I immediately see the
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cat and I'm like bro, you toldme that, you, I think he thought
I was just going to likemagically not bring it up,
because I hadn't ever brought upall of his other lives in the
past.
And I'm like I thought that theI thought that you ran over this
cat last night.
This is his response.
Oh, I did, and I did bury him,but he crawled out of the ground
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this morning.
He came back to life and hecrawled out of the ground this
morning but don't bring it up infront of my mom, because she's
really sensitive about it.
Still, he wanted me to believethat and you know what it was.
So not worth the energy that Ijust said, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
And then how long did you stay with him after that?
That was kind of a nail in thecoffin, that was the nail in the
coffin internally.
The nail in the cat coffin.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
He kind of blacked me for a little bit, so I couldn't
let it go completely Shoot, andthen thank goodness.
Never write time to say goodbye.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
That song amped my ass up on the way to the Sonic
parking lot.
I listened to it two times in arow.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
get fried pickles.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Never.
I don't know if I did, but Ishould have.
And I said listen bro, there'snever a right time to say
goodbye.
Did you use?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
the lyrics.
I didn't actually say that.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh gosh, but no, I didn't use the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Missed opportunity.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I know Missed opportunity, but I didn't use
the lyrics to sing this song.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
And then I and I didn't have to do the lyrics to
sing the songs, but I reused thelyrics.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
For as many as little like bad dates that I've had.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I've had enough like bad boyfriend experiences.
Yeah, that relationshipexperiences.
So yeah, fun, I do have a badday.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh, I can.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I was going to say sweet, j redeemed things, but I
do have a bad date that I wenton with J.
For Valentine oh yeah,notoriously bad about planting
things and that's not like.
He will say like, yeah, I'vemessed up quite a few times.
Not a gift, it's not his gift,it is mine.
I will have a whole spreadsheetif you want me to.
Yeah, so for Valentine's Dayone year he's like okay, we're
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going to this really amazingsushi restaurant downtown
Savannah and I'm like so excited.
So we this was like, I think,maybe our first or second year
dating.
So keep in mind that we werelike 19 or something.
And we pull up and he doesn'thave reservations and we quickly
(21:44):
realized that it's the wronglocation and the one that he
made reservations for was inlike a shopping center, like one
of the like.
It was like a second location.
Bad vibes yeah, yeah, which, asyou know from my last or last
episode with the Red Robin, I amnot good with bad vibes.
(22:07):
So we show up and I'm a littlebit like this one's not nearly
as cool and, mike, it's just notgiving off the right, you know.
So, we go in and they're like oh, I think because we were late,
because we showed up the otherone first, we missed our
reservation.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Oh shoot.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
So we like ended up in we had to go a flight of
stairs into this like atticspace and sit like in a literal
like attic, closet with oneother table.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Did they make it for you on the spot, or did that did
it exist, I think?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
they just like oh, I think it existed previously, but
like it was like the room wherethey put people who missed
their reservation.
Yeah, oh no, and the EJ wasembarrassed when I was like
trying to be like it's fine,it's totally fine.
But I think I was clearly likewhere are we?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, so but you know what this is really.
A good moral to the story ofbad dates is that bad dates
don't always end Like if someone.
If you like someone and vibewith someone, a bad date doesn't
break the relationship.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yes, Like the place doesn't, it's the person.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Like the bad dates with someone you like are the
most telling of like how muchyou like somebody.
Yes, because you still enjoyedbeing with them.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And we were both like dying, laughing at the
circumstances because it wasjust like.
This is so not romantic.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
He's and I have a couple of those too, where it
was like we still talk aboutthem and it's like, yeah, they
just become memories.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Memories.
Is that from Cats?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Love a good Broadway show Reference.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
He thought I did go on to a Broadway show one time
and he had Bronchitis and hecoughed through the entire show.
Sorry, Keith.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
What show.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
was it?
Dude?
That is a date we talk about.
He's always like we want to gosee Book of Mormon and I coughed
through the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I'm like, yeah, oh gosh, yeah, which I still
haven't seen.
Book of Mormon, but somebody Ilike posted the other day that I
was looking for new music andsomeone was like the entire Book
of Mormon show.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
That was pretty funny .
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And I was like, oh OK .
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I don't know that I'd like listen to it in my car,
but it's very funny.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
What is a Broadway soundtrack that you'll listen to
in your car?
Not Hamilton.
Everyone loves Hamilton.
I do.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
No, I say Wicked, but I've never listened to Wicked
in my car.
I don't really listen toBroadway in my car.
Yeah, remember the concert thatyou should.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I know there's a couple like on the way to Disney
recently with my friends that Iwas in drama class with.
We like really listened toHairstpry because we were in
that play together and we likesing the songs to each other.
It was very fun.
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Were you going to ask me?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I don't remember OK.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Well, this was super fun.
It was as we said if you havebad dates, keep sending them our
way, and we will, every once ina while, do a little epi.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
So yes.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And push them out into the universe.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Smooth.
Yes and yeah.
I don't know what we're goingto be doing next week, but we'll
surprise you guys?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
No, I have, we have a guest.
We have a guest.
You didn't tell me.
Yes, I did.
Do I know who it?
Is I'm going to remind Caroline, we need to confirm with the
guest.
We're not going to say who itis quite yet, but we are 90%
sure we have a guest for nextTuesday.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
You have a guest and I'm so excited about what?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
we're talking about she's salty, she's salty, ok,
she's ready to bring a.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
what do you call it a ?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
List of grievances.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
She has a list of grievances and she's ready to
bring down a what do you call it?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Indoor water park?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Oh, it's going to say an establishment, oh
establishment.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Ok, well, we will see you nextTuesday.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
See you next Tuesday.
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