March 19, 2024 • 32 mins
Ever been trapped in the quicksand of an awkward moment, trying to claw your way back to dignity? Meredith and I sure have, and we're baring it all in a laughter-filled recap of our St. Patrick's Day shenanigans. We're not just talking about the madness of the Columbia festival where we hustled hard or Sister Hazel's electrifying performance that had everyone on their feet. No, we're diving headfirst into those family traditions that might have anyone else running for the hills—think fiery corned beef aftermath and the infamous "clean plate club" mentality. It's a whirlwind of music, merriment, and yes, even a bit of heartburn.
And if you've ever waved at someone who wasn't waving at you or hugged a complete stranger, then you'll feel right at home. We're swapping stories that'll have you in stitches—from mistaken embraces to the universally cringe-worthy wave to no one. We've even got the inside scoop on a friend's gynecologist appointment turned comedy gold, with permission to spill the beans, of course. Tune in to discover the silver lining of our blush-worthy moments, and how owning our awkwardness just might be the thing that brings us all a little closer. So grab your headphones and get ready for a session of side-splitting confessions and life's unexpected lessons.
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hello, welcome to Sister Shit.
This is Meredith, I'm Caroline,and happy Tuesday.
Happy Tuesday, we are back andCaroline did not do her homework
we were supposed to be doing.
We were supposed to bereviewing Irish Wish with
Lindsay Lowe, the Lowe movie,and I am so ready to debrief it.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And Caroline has a good reason it will happen next
week.
Yes, we.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
She was picking up her son from Charleston.
Yes, I was supposed to watch ityesterday.
Not to mention we worked like amillion hours Saturday.
We worked a lot of hours.
We had a very festive St Pat'sweekend what I've never ever had
a.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I've never had a.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, the only other time I've had a festive St Pat's
is when Aunt Reen and UncleRandon invited us over for we're
leaving cabbage and I like ateso much of it and ate it way too
fast, and had the worstheartburn of my entire life.
I was in the sixth grade andlegitimately thought I was dying
.
Like I cried it.
My heart hurt so bad?
(01:10):
Remember that time I had suchbad heartworm that Heartworm
Heartburn that I thought I wasdying and you guys all just sat
around the table and laughed atme.
I don't, you, don't I do.
I do remember I was like youguys, I think something's
seriously wrong and now we'rejust dying laughing and I was
like no, I'm not okay.
I always think about wheneveryou took a giant bite of spoiled
(01:33):
public smack and cheese.
I don't remember that and youwere like it's coating my
esophagus Gross.
I don't remember that at all,but I also, speaking of
heartburn, when I was in myfirst job out of I just
remembered this.
When I was in my first job outof college, I just like, very
(01:56):
openly, was like, oh, I gotindigestion and everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You told this on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I have.
Yes, we talked about how, like,we Keeps you up at night.
We grew up in a family wherelike indigestion wasn't
embarrassing.
But in the real world, I thinkit is.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't think you talk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, I'm talking about it again.
It's a real problem in ourfamily, but I think it was our
diet.
I think the diet had we ate alot of barbecue, our family, our
family, lots of me, lots oflike eat until you feel
absolutely miserable.
That was just like my every,every meal was like eat until
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you feel miserable.
I know I remember I've had todeprogram that Same.
I literally I mean I think it'sa lot of people that grew up in
the clean plate club generation.
Yeah, yes, you're right, I don'tknow.
I was a little extra Like.
I was known embarrassingly byall my friends' moms as the kid
(02:52):
or the friend who ate so much,and I would like I think I've
talked about this in the podcasttoo.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Actually, gosh, how we overdo it, guys, don't worry,
the season is coming to an endand we're going to have some
we're taking a break for thesummer and we'll be back and
we'll be back Recycle contentIndigestion.
Which is also really Cleanplate club.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Which is also really common in our family.
We just laugh about the sameshit over and over again.
I think you've heard it all atthis point, okay, but yeah, we
went.
We worked the St Pat's Festivalin five points in Colombia.
It was fun yeah.
It was fun.
We worked such long hours butmade the most of it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
We had lots of fun.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
We had lots of fun we got to see Paul Russell.
We did A little boo thing,paul's gonna say if you don't
know who that is, his single isa little boo thing.
And no one else knew any of theother songs, we just knew that
one and I still, seeing him atthat point in the day after we
had been up for so long, feltlike a fever dream, but not in a
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good way.
And we, he sang that song andthen stopped it abruptly.
He stopped all Okay, all.
So you guys, now is out is in.
Yeah, because his DJ kept usingto end all of his songs early.
(04:19):
So he sang that at the very end, which, like classic newbie
problem, which I will say.
I enjoyed his other music.
I wish that I had known it,like I was.
Like he's really cute.
You either play the popular songright at the beginning, get
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people pumped, get it over with,or you save it for the encore.
And what he did was he saved itfor the last song.
And then on-core with it Withanother, a second rendition of
the same song, but he said let'srun it back and then it's just
started again.
Yeah, I'm gonna let up.
Yeah, over again.
I need to get out of here.
(05:03):
We were, like had been up since3am and it was so hot, warching
hot.
We had been up since 3am, itwas fun.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It was fun.
It was fun, I was truly veryhappy for him.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He was humble, he was like.
This song changed my life.
He was sweet.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I didn't like it.
He was sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And he was like it changed my life, literally like
overnight.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, which is how TikTok goes.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I think I know and I okay, a couple years ago the
Five Points St Pat's Festivalhad surfaces and now they're
like huge.
So I think maybe it might be on, for they typically get people
like right as they're coming outbefore they're probably too
expensive.
(05:49):
Yeah, that's yeah, so hopefullythat means all good things for
him.
But then we also have the otherside of the spectrum with
sister Hazel who they had a bigcrowd.
Yeah, I mean love that one song.
I do not even tell you aboutthis moment.
I did not even say about thismoment?
(06:10):
Me and my friend Caroline, whowas visiting from Boston, helped
us with the festival.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
We were leaving she was a saint.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You had already left, paul Russell.
We were like we're gonna gocatch sister Hazel.
We walked to sister Hazel'sstage.
We were like we don't have timefor this.
Also, it was like a time warpOne block over everyone aged
like 30 years.
Like it was so funny.
Like two generations, like justtotally split by one stream.
(06:38):
They have something foreveryone at the festival.
Yes, but so we were like andthat wasn't the reason we left,
we were just like I'm tired,like this.
We got to get out of here.
So we walked through thisparking lot and there are two
horses, horses.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Horses that were painted green?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
What?
Was it?
A Vos style what?
And they were giving horserides to grown adults around a
parking lot.
What?
And I felt and it was at thepoint in the day where I was
like these horses need to getout of here.
It's becoming it's hot andthey're green.
(07:16):
You're green like drunk peopleare riding there, adults are
hiking up and I will say haveyou ever seen an adult mount a
horse?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Nope In the middle of a parking lot.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
None like that, the junk.
They start out real confident,they're excited.
They whip their leg around animmediate regret.
As soon as their butt hits thatsaddle, they're like I feel
like an idiot, like, and thenyou can't really come back from
it.
You have to ride them aroundthe parking lot, you have to
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ride the horse.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I always think about the time that we went to that
festival and for some reason,you and I I think one of the
very few times we bonded aschildren, you and I both wanted
to ride a camel.
And we got to ride a camel.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And we, like, literally sat on its hump.
Where, when was this At?
Like some festival inCharleston, is that the one
where we saw, where we saw myex-boyfriend's parents all like
they were getting off of thecamel?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yes, yes, yes, I forgot about that part of the
story.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I remember like really embarrassed that they had
been, they had been likespotted Riding the camel and
they were like, oh, I'm going tobe on.
So it's not like they could bethat embarrassed.
We were children.
That's true.
We're not children, we wereyounger.
I mean not that there's anyshame in riding an animal, it
just is.
So it was so funny to see likethese, like 20 something brat
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guys mountain up and then beinglike oh.
I feel like a loser.
Yeah, I don't know how that gotcleared by the neighborhood,
but anyway, that happened.
Um, yeah, so we're recoveringfrom that.
We're recovering Well, okay, sothe next.
(09:10):
So I didn't watch the movie.
Clearly We'll we'll touch backon that next week.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
We've been letting you guys down a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'm so sorry.
But um it's gearing up.
It's been busy.
We're busy the summer is comingand things always get mapped up.
But, um, okay, I was going tosay, though, the day after the
festival we went to brunch.
At brunch, I told thisembarrassing story and we were
all talking about like thethings that you say or do that
(09:38):
you just want to like put in abox under your bed, and I was
saying mine is like this.
I think, like, first thing thatcomes to mind is this one time
I was a little bit tipsy At abar in my hometown and I ran
into this bartender that workedthere and it was really busy and
(10:05):
we were like, we made eyecontact and we were both like
hey, and then she like wait howdid you know her?
though it was like oh she likeknows my dad.
Oh yeah, she like I like knowher so vaguely Like I think I've
met her like five times with mydad every time and it was just
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because, like, my dad frequentsthe places that she works and I
think they like work together.
At one point, anyways, we'repassing each other, we smile at
each other, we both say hey, andthen she puts her arms out and
I'm like in my head, why is shetrying to hug me?
But I didn't want to be rude,so I hugged her and then she
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didn't hug me back.
She was just trying to getthrough the crowd and didn't you
see she kept her arms out.
Yeah, she didn't hug me back.
She did not hug me back.
She felt very uncomfortable, asdid I.
I love it.
I hate that, oh man.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I just thought of one when you were talking.
When I was in New York, myfriend and I went to the comedy
cellar and which is like, asmost people probably know, it's
like the famous comedy clubwhere, like, all the comedians
get their start and, like,famous comedians will, like, do
surprise shows and blah, blah,blah.
So we went for like a stand upand as we were leaving I didn't
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go to the girl that was sittinglike near us, like one table
over.
I was like I'm sorry I laughedso much.
Oh, no, she was like it's okay.
And I was like why did I see?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
that.
Why did I say that?
Why did you?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
apologize for doing the thing you're supposed to do,
and then I wasn't even likenear enough to her that she was
probably affected by me at all.
I'm sorry, I laughed so much.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm sorry, I laughed so much.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
She was like you didn't, it's fine.
Okay, I did that last week, notdid that last week, but said
something so awkward Like Idon't even feel, like I can say
it out loud.
But you know what?
There is power, like I alwayssay, in talking about your
embarrassing stuff, because thenit can no longer have power
over you.
Okay, let's hear it.
(12:30):
It's really not even thatembarrassing.
But I was at a parent teacherconference and as I was leaving
there was another couple thereand maybe I'm embarrassed
because Jay, shit on me so hardfor it, but maybe it's not that
bad.
But as we were leaving theywere like, hey, how's it going
guys?
And I was like, hey, good, goodto see you guys.
(12:52):
And then they like awkwardly,kept staring at us as we were
trying to like get out the door,and so I felt like I needed to
say something else, and so I waslike you know, just do all the
parent things today, and then Ileft.
That's not weird.
Jay said it was really.
Jay said it made him feeluncomfortable.
(13:16):
Why, I don't know, he was justlike why do you always have to
say something else Like that wasso uncomfortable, it doesn't
sound that bad.
Okay, it felt uncomfortable.
Oh no, they were like uh-huh.
They're like we're just tryingto get by you.
There's a common thread in yourembarrassing.
(13:41):
Let's just move out of the way,caroline.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No one's talking to you.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay, but with this, when we were like let's tell
embarrassing stories, I gotpermission to tell one of my
friends I won't name her, whichI'm sure she's fine being named
because she was like do you justwant me to come on and tell it?
And I was like, yes, but thetiming didn't work out.
But she went to the femaledoctor one time and to get like
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your regular run of the mill papor something.
And they hand her the littlelike sheet thing and they're
like here, waist down, and theylike hand it to her and she goes
in the room and she's likewaist down, waist down.
What does that mean?
(14:38):
What do they mean?
Waist down.
So she gets completely butt assnaked.
Would that be the thing thatshe?
Why would that be it?
No, but she gets butt, assnaked and then lace on the table
(15:02):
with her waist down.
Wait, what does that mean?
They're like on her stomach.
So, oh, her waist down.
And so this like hot youngdoctor comes in and she's on the
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table.
But I snaked with the thingjust draped over her while she's
facing the other way with herhead down, and he comes in and
he's like oh, you can put yourclothes on, wait.
So was it like over her wholebody, I don't know, but he like
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knew she was naked completelyunder there, because I'm pretty
sure he asked her to put her topback on.
I was just so impressed, youknow so bad.
So much for letting us tellthat story.
That was so good.
(16:10):
Oh man, it's so funny because,like I remember the first time I
ever felt the feeling ofembarrassment.
Do you remember yours?
No, it was probably, I rememberI mean, I feel like it was
probably like me trying to saysomething cool to M's friend,
like to our older sister'sfriends, and it like not being
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cool and me feeling embarrassed.
Yeah, mine, I like.
It's honestly this weird thingof like you know, sim never
really gets embarrassed Likekids don't get embarrassed that
easily.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
They all like just started.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, I think I was veils age.
I was like six or seven and Iwas running outside.
Our parents were having like abackyard party and I was running
outside holding a plate with abrownie on it because I was like
so excited because my mom hadtold me I could go get a brownie
, ran straight into the screendoor.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Oh, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
And all of her friends, and they all just died
laughing, which, like duh,that's hilarious, but I was
mortified.
I remember that I wanted tocrawl in a hole at six years old
.
That's so sad, I know, I know.
Oh, man and that is like themoment.
I remember feeling like, Igenuinely remember thinking like
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what is this?
Like what?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
is this feeling?
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
no.
I want to run and hide and cry.
When I was little, my like aninstinct reaction when I was
embarrassed was to like my tears.
My eyes would fill with tears,like if I ever got called out in
class, like if I got in troublein class.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
My eyes would just and I wasn't like sad.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I was just so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I'm still the same exact way.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I still.
Just I'm like, yeah, I'm not,even I'm not.
Oh my gosh, christa just sentme.
Oh my gosh, she just sent me.
I just said her name, shoot,but she just sent me full on
notes from the embarrassingstory and I messed some of it up
.
Should I?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
go back let's revise.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I cannot wait.
Oh my gosh, it's so much worsethan I thought.
Okay, okay, so she, okay, theyleave and they say waist down.
But or they say she said theysaid face down.
She realizes in that moment shewas in a romper and had to get
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naked, okay, and she's alsoconfused why she needed to be
face down.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
She gets on the table and tries to put the paper over
her butt that keeps blowing off.
So she, so I make myself easyaccess to make the process
faster and get on all fours andput my feet in the stirrups with
my ass in the air.
How, the doctor?
How?
How were her feet in thestirrups when she was on all
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fours like, eat the tops of herfeet.
She's like.
She's literally like on allfours, ass sticking up in the
air with the tops of her feet inthe stirrups.
Where's this?
Her first time.
At the gynecologist it says DrKnox.
And I said come in.
Oh gosh, in walks an old man Ithought he was young, who's not
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her doctor.
He turns ghost white at hertits, dangling in front of him
and a viewpoint of every hole inher body, and runs out and
asked me to turn around.
And then the nurse came incrying, laughing, and asked what
I was doing.
I had to explain to them justto find out that she said a
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waist down, not face down.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's sogood, dang it.
I'm sorry everyone that Imessed it up, but revisions were
so good the revisions areperfect.
They came just in time.
My gosh, that's so much worsethan I didn't know it could get
worse.
And like I'm just, you know,like the pale, the picture of
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like the pale boobies, no, likewhat?
Like she says you're like, andmy pale tits were just like
dangling in a space and it'slike there, that's something
when you got that tan line, it'sa.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It makes it slightly scary situation.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Oh, that's probably the first time he's that's ever
happened to him and he willnever, ever forget it.
No, never, man, oh man.
That's like oh man, oh man, ohman, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh
man, oh man, oh man, oh man, ohman, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh
man.
I, when I worked at arestaurant, a woman had to come
and tell us that she had poopedher pants in the bathroom, which
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is different, but I'm like Inever forget her.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
And they I know, and do you feel like I feel like
anytime something embarrassinghappens to me, I think like
surely this isn't the first timeit's happened.
That's always my like mantra ofsolace, like this isn't the
first time they've seen this,but like sometimes it is.
Yeah, I think I saw that withpedicures, not when I shit my
pants.
Yeah, I'm like, oh gosh, mytoes are disgusting.
(21:25):
They've seen worse.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh man yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I, I'm trying, I have .
Oh, another embarrassing story.
One time I was texting.
This is like not onlyembarrassing but shameful,
because, like I was on my phone,oh, can't wait, and I walked
straight into a pole and a groupof frat boys pointed and
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laughed at me.
They've done dumber things.
Oh, a hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
A hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Man.
I have an embarrassing andshameful story too that really,
really makes me sad to thinkabout.
Oh my gosh, do tell.
So when I was in high school wewere instant message, was like
I guess still a thing, I guessNot like as much as anyway.
So I was instant.
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I was like messaging this guyWe'll say his name was John.
He's telling me all about hisdad leaving, his mom.
Like he's like really openingup.
I'm like, oh my gosh, like thisis like I'm so sorry.
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Like we had this whole heart toheart the next day of school.
I'm like John, I loved ourheart to heart, like thanks so
much for like sharing that withme.
And he's like what are youtalking about?
And I was like I mean you toldme about like your dad leaving
and like like in your mom.
And like I mean it was like hiswhole his world crumbling around
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him currently and I was like Imean this, this and this, and he
was like that wasn't me.
I was like what, like what?
Who was it?
Like I was so confused and thenthe guy, who it actually was,
walked up and I think he saidsome, or maybe like I can't
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remember if he said somethingabout it or if I in that moment
was like oh my gosh it's.
John, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh, same name.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Huh, yeah same name.
So I was just talking to themand I just like assumed this the
guy who was opening up to me wewere not close, the other guy
who I thought it was we werefriends, Like it would have made
sense for him to be liketelling me this stuff, yeah, so
it was like I think I justassumed.
Yeah, I wasn't paying attention,but I like assumed it was him
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because of how vulnerable it was.
So then when I realized in themoment that it was this other
guy, I felt so it was like themost.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I felt so guilty and I shouldn't have because like
you could have just let thatshit ride and no this is the
embarrassing part, caroline.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Instead of just being like, oh okay, note to self,
everything that was said wasthis John, not this John.
I told the actual John why, Idon't know.
But I was like John, like I'mcan't.
We were talking last night andI didn't realize it was you, I
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thought it was someone else.
Like I'm so sorry, like why didI, why didn't you need to?
You didn't need to.
Oh okay, it was so weird, itwas so unnecessary, but for some
reason, like I felt like I waslying to him by thinking he was
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somebody else.
No, you just need to reset yourmindset, reframe your mindset,
I know.
But the actual John, who it waswas the same guy who we like got
together after.
We were like we were like allgoing out on the boat and I have
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people that can corroborate thestory.
This was embarrassing for him.
He saw me for the first timesince like school let out for
the summer.
We were like getting it waslike we're back, getting back in
the school year and he likelooked at my chest and so you
really matured this summer, ohwhat.
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But like not, what's that?
This?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
guy.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Is this Junie B Jones ?
I know this guy and it wasn'tlike it was late.
Not Junie B Jones.
What am I thinking about?
What am I thinking?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
about.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Like the some middle school like Lizzie McGuire or
something.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh, I know when they like want boobs overnight.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, but it was.
That was what was so weird is.
It was like I like that wasn'treally even the case and he was
just like a kind of a weird dude.
And my other friend who I waswith was like dude, like what,
why would you say that?
Like he got called outimmediately, it was so.
So I think we're even maybeMaybe he, yeah, I don't know.
(26:30):
But but that's one of thosemoments I look back and I'm like
why do I?
Did I do that to myself?
Like why did I have to comeclean about something so
unnecessary?
I honestly that like I thinkmine has affected me, my
embarrassing story where I'm nota person anymore and I think
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that, yeah, I don't really havepeople anymore.
No, that had really lastingeffects.
I know I've noticed.
Like I'm really not, like I donot, I'm never the first one to
go hug someone.
You never know, they might justbe trying to get by yeah.
It's like it's really like the.
It's like taking the whole,it's thinking someone's waving
at you and waving at the personbehind you to like the tenth
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level.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
That happened to me recently.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I hugged her, you hugged her.
Wait, that happened to you yousaid hey.
Oh yeah, hey, from across theroom, not me, it wasn't me.
One time I was in a elevatorand a girl had an earpiece in,
but it was on the other side soI couldn't see it and she was
like when ads I was getting on,she was like, hey, what's up?
And I was like not much, howare you?
(27:36):
She wasn't talking to me, shewas on her earpiece.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
And she didn't even acknowledge it.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
That's her fault.
She just kept staring straight,didn't even acknowledge it,
which is somehow even moreembarrassing.
Like girlie, laugh with me.
Like that was so weird andembarrassing.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
No, I feel like it says more about me.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I don't know.
I'm like people who talk on thephone with earpieces in public.
I have issues with that.
I'm like you are asking forthis situation, like I just am
like people in the grocery store, like being on a phone is one
thing, because it's like lessweird.
I don't know I've done it withmy AirPods before.
Oh, you're one of those peopleNot not consistently, but like.
(28:16):
I've been like on the phone andI can't get off and I'm like
going into the grocery store andI'm like, let me switch to my
AirPods so I can like actuallygrocery shop while I'm talking.
It drives me crazy.
Sorry, it's okay, I'll forgiveyou we need to make a list.
Someone else has probably saidhi to you.
I don't know, and but if I didI would be like, oh my gosh,
(28:38):
sorry, I'm on the phone Like Iwould say something.
I think, or maybe that's moreuncomfortable, that's me trying
to get the last word and takingthings too far.
My toxic tree.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
We have that in common.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I know oh man.
We need to make now that, like,things are starting to dwindle
down, like for the before thesummer, we need to make a list
of, like, all the things thatyou a have a problem with and B
have notes about me.
Yes, okay, I'll start making alist.
That can be our finale, ourseason one finale.
Okay, what do we learn thisepisode?
(29:16):
We learned don't ride a horsein a parking lot after a few
years, don't ride a horse,especially if they're painted
green.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's just like abuse we learned.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Listen carefully to the instructions of the
gynecologist and if you areunsure, just take your pants off
and put the curtain on and layon your back.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Don't get it wrong until they ask.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I was going to say get it wrong in the right way.
Okay, leave all of your clotheson Right, right.
Have them ask you twice to takeyour clothes off.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Don't ever be an official.
Don't ask them until we put itback on.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah.
Never go in for a hug withsomeone that you don't know at
all except through your dad,while they're working a busy
restaurant shift.
And don't come clean aboutsomething.
If it could make something moreawkward, keep it to yourself,
yeah.
And if it's not even necessary,I know, like you didn't do
(30:11):
anything wrong, I know, I knowyou just like thought he was
someone different.
Yeah, I have, that was on me,that was weird, that was on me,
that was oh man, I've definitelydone so many more embarrassing
(30:32):
things.
I'm going to we need to askpeople to send in theirs because
Chris gets me going every time.
I just love an embarrassingstory.
I know I do too.
It's me, and I genuinely thinkthe more you tell it, the less
power it has over you.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I think that's true.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Because I'm like man.
If only that girl that I huggedcould hear this, and then she
wouldn't think I'm such afreaking weirdo.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I know.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
She would be like oh, she hated that moment too.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, moving on.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yep, totally.
Oh man, all right.
Well, we hope you have a greatweek.
We have okay.
Watch Irish Wish on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
That's everyone's homework.
We are going to be reviewing,giving our notes, giving notes
Can't wait.
I truly loved it.
I'm so happy for Lindsay Lohan.
She is back, baby, I'm here forit.
She looks amazing.
Okay, okay, we'll get into itnext week.
Okay Okay, don't go too much.
(31:39):
Okay, I'm just was reallyprepared and really excited.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Don't worry, I let you down, okay Next week.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
We're going to do it.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
So all right everyone , see you next Tuesday Next.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Okay.
Hello, welcome to Sister Shit.
This is Meredith, I'm Caroline,and happy Tuesday.
Happy Tuesday, we are back andCaroline did not do her homework
we were supposed to be doing.
We were supposed to bereviewing Irish Wish with
Lindsay Lowe, the Lowe movie,and I am so ready to debrief it.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And Caroline has a good reason it will happen next
week.
Yes, we.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
She was picking up her son from Charleston.
Yes, I was supposed to watch ityesterday.
Not to mention we worked like amillion hours Saturday.
We worked a lot of hours.
We had a very festive St Pat'sweekend what I've never ever had
a.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I've never had a.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, the only other time I've had a festive St Pat's
is when Aunt Reen and UncleRandon invited us over for we're
leaving cabbage and I like ateso much of it and ate it way too
fast, and had the worstheartburn of my entire life.
I was in the sixth grade andlegitimately thought I was dying
.
Like I cried it.
My heart hurt so bad?
(01:10):
Remember that time I had suchbad heartworm that Heartworm
Heartburn that I thought I wasdying and you guys all just sat
around the table and laughed atme.
I don't, you, don't I do.
I do remember I was like youguys, I think something's
seriously wrong and now we'rejust dying laughing and I was
like no, I'm not okay.
I always think about wheneveryou took a giant bite of spoiled
(01:33):
public smack and cheese.
I don't remember that and youwere like it's coating my
esophagus Gross.
I don't remember that at all,but I also, speaking of
heartburn, when I was in myfirst job out of I just
remembered this.
When I was in my first job outof college, I just like, very
(01:56):
openly, was like, oh, I gotindigestion and everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You told this on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I have.
Yes, we talked about how, like,we Keeps you up at night.
We grew up in a family wherelike indigestion wasn't
embarrassing.
But in the real world, I thinkit is.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't think you talk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, I'm talking about it again.
It's a real problem in ourfamily, but I think it was our
diet.
I think the diet had we ate alot of barbecue, our family, our
family, lots of me, lots oflike eat until you feel
absolutely miserable.
That was just like my every,every meal was like eat until
(02:31):
you feel miserable.
I know I remember I've had todeprogram that Same.
I literally I mean I think it'sa lot of people that grew up in
the clean plate club generation.
Yeah, yes, you're right, I don'tknow.
I was a little extra Like.
I was known embarrassingly byall my friends' moms as the kid
(02:52):
or the friend who ate so much,and I would like I think I've
talked about this in the podcasttoo.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Actually, gosh, how we overdo it, guys, don't worry,
the season is coming to an endand we're going to have some
we're taking a break for thesummer and we'll be back and
we'll be back Recycle contentIndigestion.
Which is also really Cleanplate club.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Which is also really common in our family.
We just laugh about the sameshit over and over again.
I think you've heard it all atthis point, okay, but yeah, we
went.
We worked the St Pat's Festivalin five points in Colombia.
It was fun yeah.
It was fun.
We worked such long hours butmade the most of it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
We had lots of fun.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
We had lots of fun we got to see Paul Russell.
We did A little boo thing,paul's gonna say if you don't
know who that is, his single isa little boo thing.
And no one else knew any of theother songs, we just knew that
one and I still, seeing him atthat point in the day after we
had been up for so long, feltlike a fever dream, but not in a
(03:58):
good way.
And we, he sang that song andthen stopped it abruptly.
He stopped all Okay, all.
So you guys, now is out is in.
Yeah, because his DJ kept usingto end all of his songs early.
(04:19):
So he sang that at the very end, which, like classic newbie
problem, which I will say.
I enjoyed his other music.
I wish that I had known it,like I was.
Like he's really cute.
You either play the popular songright at the beginning, get
(04:40):
people pumped, get it over with,or you save it for the encore.
And what he did was he saved itfor the last song.
And then on-core with it Withanother, a second rendition of
the same song, but he said let'srun it back and then it's just
started again.
Yeah, I'm gonna let up.
Yeah, over again.
I need to get out of here.
(05:03):
We were, like had been up since3am and it was so hot, warching
hot.
We had been up since 3am, itwas fun.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It was fun.
It was fun, I was truly veryhappy for him.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He was humble, he was like.
This song changed my life.
He was sweet.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I didn't like it.
He was sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And he was like it changed my life, literally like
overnight.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, which is how TikTok goes.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I think I know and I okay, a couple years ago the
Five Points St Pat's Festivalhad surfaces and now they're
like huge.
So I think maybe it might be on, for they typically get people
like right as they're coming outbefore they're probably too
expensive.
(05:49):
Yeah, that's yeah, so hopefullythat means all good things for
him.
But then we also have the otherside of the spectrum with
sister Hazel who they had a bigcrowd.
Yeah, I mean love that one song.
I do not even tell you aboutthis moment.
I did not even say about thismoment?
(06:10):
Me and my friend Caroline, whowas visiting from Boston, helped
us with the festival.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
We were leaving she was a saint.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You had already left, paul Russell.
We were like we're gonna gocatch sister Hazel.
We walked to sister Hazel'sstage.
We were like we don't have timefor this.
Also, it was like a time warpOne block over everyone aged
like 30 years.
Like it was so funny.
Like two generations, like justtotally split by one stream.
(06:38):
They have something foreveryone at the festival.
Yes, but so we were like andthat wasn't the reason we left,
we were just like I'm tired,like this.
We got to get out of here.
So we walked through thisparking lot and there are two
horses, horses.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Horses that were painted green?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
What?
Was it?
A Vos style what?
And they were giving horserides to grown adults around a
parking lot.
What?
And I felt and it was at thepoint in the day where I was
like these horses need to getout of here.
It's becoming it's hot andthey're green.
(07:16):
You're green like drunk peopleare riding there, adults are
hiking up and I will say haveyou ever seen an adult mount a
horse?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Nope In the middle of a parking lot.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
None like that, the junk.
They start out real confident,they're excited.
They whip their leg around animmediate regret.
As soon as their butt hits thatsaddle, they're like I feel
like an idiot, like, and thenyou can't really come back from
it.
You have to ride them aroundthe parking lot, you have to
(07:51):
ride the horse.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I always think about the time that we went to that
festival and for some reason,you and I I think one of the
very few times we bonded aschildren, you and I both wanted
to ride a camel.
And we got to ride a camel.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And we, like, literally sat on its hump.
Where, when was this At?
Like some festival inCharleston, is that the one
where we saw, where we saw myex-boyfriend's parents all like
they were getting off of thecamel?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yes, yes, yes, I forgot about that part of the
story.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I remember like really embarrassed that they had
been, they had been likespotted Riding the camel and
they were like, oh, I'm going tobe on.
So it's not like they could bethat embarrassed.
We were children.
That's true.
We're not children, we wereyounger.
I mean not that there's anyshame in riding an animal, it
just is.
So it was so funny to see likethese, like 20 something brat
(08:49):
guys mountain up and then beinglike oh.
I feel like a loser.
Yeah, I don't know how that gotcleared by the neighborhood,
but anyway, that happened.
Um, yeah, so we're recoveringfrom that.
We're recovering Well, okay, sothe next.
(09:10):
So I didn't watch the movie.
Clearly We'll we'll touch backon that next week.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
We've been letting you guys down a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'm so sorry.
But um it's gearing up.
It's been busy.
We're busy the summer is comingand things always get mapped up.
But, um, okay, I was going tosay, though, the day after the
festival we went to brunch.
At brunch, I told thisembarrassing story and we were
all talking about like thethings that you say or do that
(09:38):
you just want to like put in abox under your bed, and I was
saying mine is like this.
I think, like, first thing thatcomes to mind is this one time
I was a little bit tipsy At abar in my hometown and I ran
into this bartender that workedthere and it was really busy and
(10:05):
we were like, we made eyecontact and we were both like
hey, and then she like wait howdid you know her?
though it was like oh she likeknows my dad.
Oh yeah, she like I like knowher so vaguely Like I think I've
met her like five times with mydad every time and it was just
(10:28):
because, like, my dad frequentsthe places that she works and I
think they like work together.
At one point, anyways, we'repassing each other, we smile at
each other, we both say hey, andthen she puts her arms out and
I'm like in my head, why is shetrying to hug me?
But I didn't want to be rude,so I hugged her and then she
(10:55):
didn't hug me back.
She was just trying to getthrough the crowd and didn't you
see she kept her arms out.
Yeah, she didn't hug me back.
She did not hug me back.
She felt very uncomfortable, asdid I.
I love it.
I hate that, oh man.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I just thought of one when you were talking.
When I was in New York, myfriend and I went to the comedy
cellar and which is like, asmost people probably know, it's
like the famous comedy clubwhere, like, all the comedians
get their start and, like,famous comedians will, like, do
surprise shows and blah, blah,blah.
So we went for like a stand upand as we were leaving I didn't
(11:36):
go to the girl that was sittinglike near us, like one table
over.
I was like I'm sorry I laughedso much.
Oh, no, she was like it's okay.
And I was like why did I see?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
that.
Why did I say that?
Why did you?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
apologize for doing the thing you're supposed to do,
and then I wasn't even likenear enough to her that she was
probably affected by me at all.
I'm sorry, I laughed so much.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm sorry, I laughed so much.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
She was like you didn't, it's fine.
Okay, I did that last week, notdid that last week, but said
something so awkward Like Idon't even feel, like I can say
it out loud.
But you know what?
There is power, like I alwayssay, in talking about your
embarrassing stuff, because thenit can no longer have power
over you.
Okay, let's hear it.
(12:30):
It's really not even thatembarrassing.
But I was at a parent teacherconference and as I was leaving
there was another couple thereand maybe I'm embarrassed
because Jay, shit on me so hardfor it, but maybe it's not that
bad.
But as we were leaving theywere like, hey, how's it going
guys?
And I was like, hey, good, goodto see you guys.
(12:52):
And then they like awkwardly,kept staring at us as we were
trying to like get out the door,and so I felt like I needed to
say something else, and so I waslike you know, just do all the
parent things today, and then Ileft.
That's not weird.
Jay said it was really.
Jay said it made him feeluncomfortable.
(13:16):
Why, I don't know, he was justlike why do you always have to
say something else Like that wasso uncomfortable, it doesn't
sound that bad.
Okay, it felt uncomfortable.
Oh no, they were like uh-huh.
They're like we're just tryingto get by you.
There's a common thread in yourembarrassing.
(13:41):
Let's just move out of the way,caroline.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No one's talking to you.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay, but with this, when we were like let's tell
embarrassing stories, I gotpermission to tell one of my
friends I won't name her, whichI'm sure she's fine being named
because she was like do you justwant me to come on and tell it?
And I was like, yes, but thetiming didn't work out.
But she went to the femaledoctor one time and to get like
(14:17):
your regular run of the mill papor something.
And they hand her the littlelike sheet thing and they're
like here, waist down, and theylike hand it to her and she goes
in the room and she's likewaist down, waist down.
What does that mean?
(14:38):
What do they mean?
Waist down.
So she gets completely butt assnaked.
Would that be the thing thatshe?
Why would that be it?
No, but she gets butt, assnaked and then lace on the table
(15:02):
with her waist down.
Wait, what does that mean?
They're like on her stomach.
So, oh, her waist down.
And so this like hot youngdoctor comes in and she's on the
(15:25):
table.
But I snaked with the thingjust draped over her while she's
facing the other way with herhead down, and he comes in and
he's like oh, you can put yourclothes on, wait.
So was it like over her wholebody, I don't know, but he like
(15:49):
knew she was naked completelyunder there, because I'm pretty
sure he asked her to put her topback on.
I was just so impressed, youknow so bad.
So much for letting us tellthat story.
That was so good.
(16:10):
Oh man, it's so funny because,like I remember the first time I
ever felt the feeling ofembarrassment.
Do you remember yours?
No, it was probably, I rememberI mean, I feel like it was
probably like me trying to saysomething cool to M's friend,
like to our older sister'sfriends, and it like not being
(16:32):
cool and me feeling embarrassed.
Yeah, mine, I like.
It's honestly this weird thingof like you know, sim never
really gets embarrassed Likekids don't get embarrassed that
easily.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
They all like just started.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, I think I was veils age.
I was like six or seven and Iwas running outside.
Our parents were having like abackyard party and I was running
outside holding a plate with abrownie on it because I was like
so excited because my mom hadtold me I could go get a brownie
, ran straight into the screendoor.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Oh, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
And all of her friends, and they all just died
laughing, which, like duh,that's hilarious, but I was
mortified.
I remember that I wanted tocrawl in a hole at six years old
.
That's so sad, I know, I know.
Oh, man and that is like themoment.
I remember feeling like, Igenuinely remember thinking like
(17:27):
what is this?
Like what?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
is this feeling?
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
no.
I want to run and hide and cry.
When I was little, my like aninstinct reaction when I was
embarrassed was to like my tears.
My eyes would fill with tears,like if I ever got called out in
class, like if I got in troublein class.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
My eyes would just and I wasn't like sad.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I was just so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I'm still the same exact way.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I still.
Just I'm like, yeah, I'm not,even I'm not.
Oh my gosh, christa just sentme.
Oh my gosh, she just sent me.
I just said her name, shoot,but she just sent me full on
notes from the embarrassingstory and I messed some of it up
.
Should I?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
go back let's revise.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I cannot wait.
Oh my gosh, it's so much worsethan I thought.
Okay, okay, so she, okay, theyleave and they say waist down.
But or they say she said theysaid face down.
She realizes in that moment shewas in a romper and had to get
(18:39):
naked, okay, and she's alsoconfused why she needed to be
face down.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
She gets on the table and tries to put the paper over
her butt that keeps blowing off.
So she, so I make myself easyaccess to make the process
faster and get on all fours andput my feet in the stirrups with
my ass in the air.
How, the doctor?
How?
How were her feet in thestirrups when she was on all
(19:07):
fours like, eat the tops of herfeet.
She's like.
She's literally like on allfours, ass sticking up in the
air with the tops of her feet inthe stirrups.
Where's this?
Her first time.
At the gynecologist it says DrKnox.
And I said come in.
Oh gosh, in walks an old man Ithought he was young, who's not
(19:27):
her doctor.
He turns ghost white at hertits, dangling in front of him
and a viewpoint of every hole inher body, and runs out and
asked me to turn around.
And then the nurse came incrying, laughing, and asked what
I was doing.
I had to explain to them justto find out that she said a
(19:47):
waist down, not face down.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's sogood, dang it.
I'm sorry everyone that Imessed it up, but revisions were
so good the revisions areperfect.
They came just in time.
My gosh, that's so much worsethan I didn't know it could get
worse.
And like I'm just, you know,like the pale, the picture of
(20:12):
like the pale boobies, no, likewhat?
Like she says you're like, andmy pale tits were just like
dangling in a space and it'slike there, that's something
when you got that tan line, it'sa.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It makes it slightly scary situation.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Oh, that's probably the first time he's that's ever
happened to him and he willnever, ever forget it.
No, never, man, oh man.
That's like oh man, oh man, ohman, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh
man, oh man, oh man, oh man, ohman, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh
man.
I, when I worked at arestaurant, a woman had to come
and tell us that she had poopedher pants in the bathroom, which
(20:56):
is different, but I'm like Inever forget her.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
And they I know, and do you feel like I feel like
anytime something embarrassinghappens to me, I think like
surely this isn't the first timeit's happened.
That's always my like mantra ofsolace, like this isn't the
first time they've seen this,but like sometimes it is.
Yeah, I think I saw that withpedicures, not when I shit my
pants.
Yeah, I'm like, oh gosh, mytoes are disgusting.
(21:25):
They've seen worse.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh man yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I, I'm trying, I have .
Oh, another embarrassing story.
One time I was texting.
This is like not onlyembarrassing but shameful,
because, like I was on my phone,oh, can't wait, and I walked
straight into a pole and a groupof frat boys pointed and
(21:57):
laughed at me.
They've done dumber things.
Oh, a hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
A hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Man.
I have an embarrassing andshameful story too that really,
really makes me sad to thinkabout.
Oh my gosh, do tell.
So when I was in high school wewere instant message, was like
I guess still a thing, I guessNot like as much as anyway.
So I was instant.
(22:25):
I was like messaging this guyWe'll say his name was John.
He's telling me all about hisdad leaving, his mom.
Like he's like really openingup.
I'm like, oh my gosh, like thisis like I'm so sorry.
(22:46):
Like we had this whole heart toheart the next day of school.
I'm like John, I loved ourheart to heart, like thanks so
much for like sharing that withme.
And he's like what are youtalking about?
And I was like I mean you toldme about like your dad leaving
and like like in your mom.
And like I mean it was like hiswhole his world crumbling around
(23:08):
him currently and I was like Imean this, this and this, and he
was like that wasn't me.
I was like what, like what?
Who was it?
Like I was so confused and thenthe guy, who it actually was,
walked up and I think he saidsome, or maybe like I can't
(23:29):
remember if he said somethingabout it or if I in that moment
was like oh my gosh it's.
John, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh, same name.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Huh, yeah same name.
So I was just talking to themand I just like assumed this the
guy who was opening up to me wewere not close, the other guy
who I thought it was we werefriends, Like it would have made
sense for him to be liketelling me this stuff, yeah, so
it was like I think I justassumed.
Yeah, I wasn't paying attention,but I like assumed it was him
(24:00):
because of how vulnerable it was.
So then when I realized in themoment that it was this other
guy, I felt so it was like themost.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I felt so guilty and I shouldn't have because like
you could have just let thatshit ride and no this is the
embarrassing part, caroline.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Instead of just being like, oh okay, note to self,
everything that was said wasthis John, not this John.
I told the actual John why, Idon't know.
But I was like John, like I'mcan't.
We were talking last night andI didn't realize it was you, I
(24:42):
thought it was someone else.
Like I'm so sorry, like why didI, why didn't you need to?
You didn't need to.
Oh okay, it was so weird, itwas so unnecessary, but for some
reason, like I felt like I waslying to him by thinking he was
(25:06):
somebody else.
No, you just need to reset yourmindset, reframe your mindset,
I know.
But the actual John, who it waswas the same guy who we like got
together after.
We were like we were like allgoing out on the boat and I have
(25:27):
people that can corroborate thestory.
This was embarrassing for him.
He saw me for the first timesince like school let out for
the summer.
We were like getting it waslike we're back, getting back in
the school year and he likelooked at my chest and so you
really matured this summer, ohwhat.
(25:48):
But like not, what's that?
This?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
guy.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Is this Junie B Jones ?
I know this guy and it wasn'tlike it was late.
Not Junie B Jones.
What am I thinking about?
What am I thinking?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
about.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Like the some middle school like Lizzie McGuire or
something.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh, I know when they like want boobs overnight.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, but it was.
That was what was so weird is.
It was like I like that wasn'treally even the case and he was
just like a kind of a weird dude.
And my other friend who I waswith was like dude, like what,
why would you say that?
Like he got called outimmediately, it was so.
So I think we're even maybeMaybe he, yeah, I don't know.
(26:30):
But but that's one of thosemoments I look back and I'm like
why do I?
Did I do that to myself?
Like why did I have to comeclean about something so
unnecessary?
I honestly that like I thinkmine has affected me, my
embarrassing story where I'm nota person anymore and I think
(26:52):
that, yeah, I don't really havepeople anymore.
No, that had really lastingeffects.
I know I've noticed.
Like I'm really not, like I donot, I'm never the first one to
go hug someone.
You never know, they might justbe trying to get by yeah.
It's like it's really like the.
It's like taking the whole,it's thinking someone's waving
at you and waving at the personbehind you to like the tenth
(27:14):
level.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
That happened to me recently.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I hugged her, you hugged her.
Wait, that happened to you yousaid hey.
Oh yeah, hey, from across theroom, not me, it wasn't me.
One time I was in a elevatorand a girl had an earpiece in,
but it was on the other side soI couldn't see it and she was
like when ads I was getting on,she was like, hey, what's up?
And I was like not much, howare you?
(27:36):
She wasn't talking to me, shewas on her earpiece.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
And she didn't even acknowledge it.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
That's her fault.
She just kept staring straight,didn't even acknowledge it,
which is somehow even moreembarrassing.
Like girlie, laugh with me.
Like that was so weird andembarrassing.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
No, I feel like it says more about me.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I don't know.
I'm like people who talk on thephone with earpieces in public.
I have issues with that.
I'm like you are asking forthis situation, like I just am
like people in the grocery store, like being on a phone is one
thing, because it's like lessweird.
I don't know I've done it withmy AirPods before.
Oh, you're one of those peopleNot not consistently, but like.
(28:16):
I've been like on the phone andI can't get off and I'm like
going into the grocery store andI'm like, let me switch to my
AirPods so I can like actuallygrocery shop while I'm talking.
It drives me crazy.
Sorry, it's okay, I'll forgiveyou we need to make a list.
Someone else has probably saidhi to you.
I don't know, and but if I didI would be like, oh my gosh,
(28:38):
sorry, I'm on the phone Like Iwould say something.
I think, or maybe that's moreuncomfortable, that's me trying
to get the last word and takingthings too far.
My toxic tree.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
We have that in common.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I know oh man.
We need to make now that, like,things are starting to dwindle
down, like for the before thesummer, we need to make a list
of, like, all the things thatyou a have a problem with and B
have notes about me.
Yes, okay, I'll start making alist.
That can be our finale, ourseason one finale.
Okay, what do we learn thisepisode?
(29:16):
We learned don't ride a horsein a parking lot after a few
years, don't ride a horse,especially if they're painted
green.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's just like abuse we learned.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Listen carefully to the instructions of the
gynecologist and if you areunsure, just take your pants off
and put the curtain on and layon your back.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Don't get it wrong until they ask.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I was going to say get it wrong in the right way.
Okay, leave all of your clotheson Right, right.
Have them ask you twice to takeyour clothes off.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Don't ever be an official.
Don't ask them until we put itback on.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah.
Never go in for a hug withsomeone that you don't know at
all except through your dad,while they're working a busy
restaurant shift.
And don't come clean aboutsomething.
If it could make something moreawkward, keep it to yourself,
yeah.
And if it's not even necessary,I know, like you didn't do
(30:11):
anything wrong, I know, I knowyou just like thought he was
someone different.
Yeah, I have, that was on me,that was weird, that was on me,
that was oh man, I've definitelydone so many more embarrassing
(30:32):
things.
I'm going to we need to askpeople to send in theirs because
Chris gets me going every time.
I just love an embarrassingstory.
I know I do too.
It's me, and I genuinely thinkthe more you tell it, the less
power it has over you.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I think that's true.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Because I'm like man.
If only that girl that I huggedcould hear this, and then she
wouldn't think I'm such afreaking weirdo.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I know.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
She would be like oh, she hated that moment too.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, moving on.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yep, totally.
Oh man, all right.
Well, we hope you have a greatweek.
We have okay.
Watch Irish Wish on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
That's everyone's homework.
We are going to be reviewing,giving our notes, giving notes
Can't wait.
I truly loved it.
I'm so happy for Lindsay Lohan.
She is back, baby, I'm here forit.
She looks amazing.
Okay, okay, we'll get into itnext week.
Okay Okay, don't go too much.
(31:39):
Okay, I'm just was reallyprepared and really excited.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Don't worry, I let you down, okay Next week.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
We're going to do it.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
So all right everyone , see you next Tuesday Next.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Okay.
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