SMB #277 - S20E7 Oh Jeez - "Pressing Pickle" - SMB: A South Park Review

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, back to another edition an SMB a
South Park Review, or each and every week we break
down South Park for you in linear fashion, one by
one until every episode it is done, or at least
till we're current, and I am not alone. Each and

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every week I'm joined by a gaggle of different guys
to break down South Park for you and put it
between those thighs, you know, make it, make your moan,
make you grown, make you wish you didn't see that
on your telephone. But that's okay, because we're here to
say South Park is kind of gay in a good way.

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And I'm just Ryman for the sake of Ryman. But hey,
hopefully you're watching this and hopefully it's good timing because
it's another edition SMB is south Park. Of course I'm
not alone, as I mentioned, Ladies and gentlemen, give it
up for the twenty twenty two Day one Red Rocks
South Park Trivia Champion Off, actually known on this podcast
as a trivia god. Joe ver Nolah, Joe were welcome back.

(01:13):
We missed you last week. But how are you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm doing all right, just uh a lot of transition.
Let's say, a lot of transition.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Going on in the uh in the life.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, transitions because what is that one song? Because time
gets older and children around?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No two? Or would you like would you rather me
go with the tupac? I'll see no changes?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh see, I was thinking of this, of course.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
I said.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Days become them.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
As the weeks.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
As the days become, the weeks become the most come
the years.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Ladies and gentle We're waiting to see if Scooker could
jump on, but he said the web browser isn't picking
up his camera mic, so we'll see if he joins us.
If not, no worries. We're here to break down South
Park for you. This is SMB number two hundred and
seventy seven, which is OGZ. It is the two hundred
and seventy fourth overall episode of South Park as it
first aired on November ninth, twenty sixteen. This is SMB

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number two hundred and seventy seven. But in this episode itself,
Gerald is going to come face to face with the
troll Hunter. So here's how this episode kicks off. The
day after the twenty sixteen United States presidential election, people
are shocked that Donald Trump Garrison has defeated Hillary Clinton,
especially Randy, and in contrast to his earlier action, Garrison

(02:44):
is in a day's speech he embraces his election. Randy
visits Garrison and his running Caitlyn Jenner almost said Kathleen,
Caitlyn Jenner as I was saying, so in contrast his
early actions, Garrison, in a day's speech embraces his election.
Randy visits Garrison and his running mate Caitlyn Jenner to
confront their changed attitude and their change belief that Star

(03:06):
Wars The Force Awakens was not a bad movie. When
suddenly Jenner vomits a member Barry based substance onto Randy,
causing him to fall into some sort of days of acceptance,
and then later at his house, Randy vomits on Sharon Shelley,
bringing them into this same state. All right, so, as
I mentioned, you're at the South Park Community Center. This
is the election night viewing party. Everyone, of course is

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there believing that Hillary Clinton is going to win.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
They are there to celebrate good Obama. Come on, it's Obama, Bama.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's Obama Obama.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
And uh, definitely a bit of a surprise here.

Speaker 8 (03:52):
Looks like America has voted for a.

Speaker 9 (03:54):
Change of pace.

Speaker 8 (03:55):
The world is in a bit of a shop. Uh
is this we're showing?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
This is for real?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Right?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh my god, that's what I kept asking myself.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh at the time of the election, are we sure
this is sterial? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, like, am I not in bizarre land? And like
it wasn't even based on politics. It was based on
the fact that a like.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
A TV guy, guy on television.

Speaker 10 (04:20):
Like.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
He went from real estate to TV to Yeah, like
that was the shock. It had nothing to do with
policy or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
It just.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Like fuck really like it just felt like, yo, this
is like, this is bizarre.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well, it also didn't help, right that we went to
bed and Hillary Clinton was up, and then we woke
up in the morning and Donald Trump had won.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, that was definitely part of it too, because it was, yeah,
it was like pretty late and it's still up in
the air, but Hillary is winning, Okay, cool, hike, you
go to bed? What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
And then and then it was reversed, right because Donald
Trump was winning the night he was the same night
he was beating Joe against Joe Biden. But then we
woke up in the morning and Joe Biden had won.
So like seems to be an ongoing, uh problem we
have when it comes to counting the votes. People are like,
all right, let's have our celebration party. Maybe we should

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wait till the next day.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh, they're a waitness see if they get their new
part in Star Wars.

Speaker 11 (05:33):
Huh, you want to go ahead and see if you
can be my new movie?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
What's this I hear about you not wearing your promise rings.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Let's say I hear you all about your promise rings.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Oh, little girls, China's tingle.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
When little girls join us tingle, they'll buy our stuff.
Got but yes, election night viewing party, Randy has pissed.
Everyone's shocked. Hillary Clinton has a won the presidential election?
Or sorry, Donald Trump lost? Yeah, Donald Trump is one.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Hill dog.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
This is a guy killed me.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
I guess we're going live to the acceptance speech. Now, Okay,
here we go. The Paoper have spoken.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Justice J.

Speaker 12 (06:24):
J Abrams dead with Star Wars, I will make this
country great again.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
This isn't how it was supposed to happen.

Speaker 12 (06:32):
Oh, my efforts the past week have paid off, and
now let's begin fucking.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Dam all.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Shits up far off for real. Seriously, it seems.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Like fucking them all to death, not giving them due
process kind of one in the same.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's true. It definitely seems to be
that same. That's I mean, the term fucking them to
death doesn't necessarily mean having sex with them. It could
just mean the an anecdote or an alba. Right, we're
gonna fuck people's death.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, it's allegorical, all right, we're fucking them over sending it.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Here's Cartman here as it looks like her.
He's about to knock on the door, get some information going.
I think it's Heidi's house or Butters.

Speaker 13 (07:30):
Hey, Butters, can I talk to you?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
What do you want?

Speaker 9 (07:33):
Do you remember an email I sent you a few
months ago after I saw the new Ghostbusters movie.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh, that's right. So Carbon is paranoid about troll Trace.
He's paranoid that he's going to get exposed as someone
who doesn't support women because he didn't like the brand
new Ghostbusters movie.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
And people are gonna think that I don't think women
are smart and funny exactly.

Speaker 13 (07:54):
In which I might have said something to the effect
of it.

Speaker 9 (07:56):
Totally second, boss, because women aren't funny. Just need to
see exactly what I emailed you, Butters, and then I
need you to email me saying what an awesome break
that was emailing you go by your side balls when
actually I told you it was really funny several times
in person.

Speaker 13 (08:07):
No, I'm not doing anything for you. You're a trader.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
The trader.

Speaker 14 (08:11):
Yeah, boys and girls through a war. But you'll go
and kiss your little girlfriend's ass. Whatever happened to sticking
with your kind?

Speaker 13 (08:17):
Sticking to my kind? You guys broke all my stuff.

Speaker 14 (08:21):
Because girls flow us to break all your stuff down,
asked He didn't want to be pissed a chick?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Did you go?

Speaker 14 (08:26):
But no, you've got your pick, your little girlfriend pulling
your straight nap.

Speaker 13 (08:30):
Please do not call her that Butters. I really like her.

Speaker 14 (08:32):
Oh godness me you Yeah, you're culling name. You've really
changed now kick that out of my hand.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Get the fuck out of my god.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Damn, such a classic fucking Butters movement there, Yeah, Butters,
fuck yeah. But it's a nice little roll reversal there,
because it's usually one tell the one tone on the other.
But like, fucking Butters, was not having that shit today,

(09:03):
Like fucking trader, Get the fuck out of my house.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
You days. Next scene, here we see the city of
Fort Collins. They have not had their election votes tally
as they are walled off due to the city's entire
Internet history being published from the Danish website known as
troll Trace. Government representatives arrive at Gerald and Schiela brov
Howski's home and take Gerald away, who believes that this

(09:30):
is a result of his trolling actions as skink Hunt
forty two and he'll also be led under a bridge
where he will meet Hillary Clinton shouldn't.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
And all the votes are in except of course, in
the city of Fort Collins, Colorado. It's been several days
now since Port Collins was hacked. Everyone's emails and Internet
history became accessible to the public after being targeted by
the Danish.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Troll Trace program. According to our eye in the sky,
their votes will not be tallied anytime soon.

Speaker 10 (10:01):
It's complete battlam inside the city.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Limits credit fucking three drafts down, that's true.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, the drafts that were running through.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
We understand that nearly everyone within four Collins who was
married is now divorced.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Back to you.

Speaker 12 (10:13):
Tom put up not only to make sure nobody goes
into Fort Collins, but also to make sure nobody gets out.

Speaker 13 (10:21):
Since there's no telling whose Internet histories they've seen this.

Speaker 15 (10:25):
My wife is so pissed and mined.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Bryant Data's company is still declaring troll Trace of success
and claims that it will be available worldwide at any moment.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
All right, now, here's what I mentioned ros talking about.
Now we're doing.

Speaker 16 (10:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Here comes the FBI, CIA, whatever you want to call them,
as they're hovering over Gerald's house here. Oh god, he's paranoid.

Speaker 13 (10:56):
Oh god, we have them.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Subject is home.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, I'm going Why they're coming for me, Cela?

Speaker 17 (11:09):
They know everything about what everything I didn't wine.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
It's over, sir, if you'll come with us, we need.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
To speak with you William.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Okay, this is funny though, So she thinks it's about
the porn. Yeah right, the piss porn. Right Like she's like,
you people, it's none of your business what my husband
and me do in the privacy of which.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Fuck you for putting that image of Sheila in her
fucking lingerie ready to go back in my head.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I'm sorry, gotten about it.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
The pee on the face now, yeah, oh you said,
for what it's worth you think about the fire spinner
from the smoking scan cut montage of the episodes back far.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Too opt yeah, where it's like the lava going off
towards the end of the montage and it's like the
lava going off and then he's just like yeah, and
then it goes into all right with the volciler rushing.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
So here's Sheila, she continues, nothing better to do.

Speaker 13 (12:11):
What he did online is his business. Oh maybe it's me.

Speaker 18 (12:15):
Maybe I'm the one that likes being peter on.

Speaker 13 (12:17):
And I told him. And do you know that you're
in it? One hundred sterile? How dare you bust into
our home?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Sheila?

Speaker 13 (12:25):
You're all lung? Yeah, it has been around since the
time of the Greeks. Sir, please come with us now.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Listen to them.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm sorry, Sheila.

Speaker 13 (12:34):
Please know that I love you so much.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Goodbye.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
If that, do you really think that was happening in
the time of the Greeks? People were pissing on each other, Joe.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Oh fuck, yeah. The Greeks and Romans did all kinds.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Of freaky shit.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
They they were definitely pissing on each other, probably while
they were fucking little boys.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh boy, oh.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Wow, God, damn demonetization.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm sorry, f I was gonna say, was do you
think that they were Do you think that they were
eating a banana when this happened? Do you like they
were okay with it as long as they have the banana?
But give me the banana.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
It's your coddamn banana. Shut your fucking mouth. Right, doesn't matter,
it doesn't relate to any of this.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I just felt like, right, no, it's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Kyle.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I oh carton now with Heidi.

Speaker 8 (13:36):
I can't believe it, babe.

Speaker 16 (13:38):
I really didn't think things would end up like this.

Speaker 13 (13:40):
Yeah, neither did I.

Speaker 16 (13:43):
I just feel so disconnected from the world, you know, Yeah,
I really thought this was gonna be the moment the
prooved girls could do anything.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
Like you, right, you can't stop believing that now more
than ever, you have to stay strong.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I'm just glad I have you.

Speaker 16 (14:00):
At least I know you believe the girls are smart.

Speaker 13 (14:02):
You are smart.

Speaker 16 (14:04):
It's funny too, right, You're always saying how people need
to get over the girls are funny.

Speaker 13 (14:09):
So funny.

Speaker 9 (14:10):
Oh my god, when Amy Schumer jokes about her vagina,
I seriously lose my shit.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
You okay, this election really got to you too? Huh.

Speaker 13 (14:19):
Yes, for the first time. I'm really scared for the future.

Speaker 16 (14:23):
Me too, baby, me too.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh oh, what a beautiful scene between two people in
a relationship. It's kind of cute. It's kind of cute,
all right. Well, continuing on here, here's where I met.
Now Gerald is now going to get dragged under a
bridge here as uh, he's going to meet Hillary Clinton.
Because well, everybody thought, I mean, the backstory on this,

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and I mean we can dive more into it later,
but the real backstory is south Park, everybody thought that
Hillary Clinton was going to win. So when Donald Trump won,
it kind of through a wrench in South Park's uh storytelling,
and they had to make an adjustment. I'm sure that
they were thinking Hillary Clinton was going to win and
then mister Garrison would just go back to being mister Garrison.

(15:10):
They really probably didn't think they were gonna have to
turn it into Donald Trump. I don't think to any
of us, No, I don't think anybody the first time, yeah, nobody,
the second time he ran, or the third time I
guess he ran, yeah against Kamala. I think we all
kind of thought he was gonna win, especially after he
got shot and you're like, oh crap, this guy.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
The second yeah, the second Biden pulled out, I'm like, oh, fuck,
he couldn't have done this in January. He had to
like and then and then yeah, Kamala is not not
the way to go, and a and then yeah, he
got shot and won the photographer Pulitzer and himself an election.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh the photographer want a Pulitzer for that?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Didn't The results haven't come out yet, but.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Like he's nominated. Okay, if that.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Doesn't win a Pulitzer like that, that's kind of shocking
because I think that's like the most like transcendent news
photo of twenty twenty five, at least twenty twenty four. Yeah,
like it's up there with Jack Ruby shooting Lee Harvey

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Oswald and't like just the way it's burned in everyone's head.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (16:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
As soon as that happened, I was like, oh, Donald
Trump's fon the election.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
It was like, how do you vote against the guy
who got shot and then stands up and says fight fight,
Like I mean, like.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Let's ask Kreata what she thinks? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?

Speaker 13 (16:49):
I thought this was America? Is America?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Allegedly?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
America allegedly It's America allegedly allegedly.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Did lee. Okay, so here's the taking him out of
the bridge. Wait, please, there's been a mistake where all
trolls live forty two.

Speaker 13 (17:12):
Dildo delto Hello, mister kunt.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Turt Sandwich Sandar stands.

Speaker 18 (17:22):
Things have not worked out the way they were supposed to.
This election was stolen and while this government is still
in power, we have to prove it. We've come to
ask for your help.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yo. What the fuck did they know?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Hm?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
What the fuck did they know?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
That's a great question. What did they know? Shout up
to j Howley, by the way, I saw you, thanks
for jobbing in and watching the show live. Yeah, I
don't know. And of course Gerald thinks that this is
like he's gonna get Well, I guess i'll let her
tell hebos.

Speaker 18 (18:00):
As, I understand there's quite a lot you've done online
you don't want to have come out. But I also
understand you weren't trying to get a woman to kill herself.
You were just being funny exactly. The troll trace program
is the most sophisticated of its kind. The government has
only a few short weeks to try and use that
technology to stop the President elect from taking office.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 18 (18:25):
You've proven one thing that you have the ability to
pretend to be someone you're not. We want to send
someone into Denmark undercover and steal their technology.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
You mean, like like James Bond.

Speaker 20 (18:40):
Stupid, totally like James Bond. You and I need each other, skank?
What do you say, Garrison, You and.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I need each other? Skank? What do you say? Yeah,
this is a setup for Gerald. Of course he's gonna
get sent to Denmark. Here as a quote, undercover spy. Uh,
let's see here. Can the man hear us?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Now?

Speaker 19 (19:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yes, Scoop, welcome to the podcast. It's coming down. You
know what I'm saying, It's coming down.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Fucking mustache bro.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Mmm, I like the mustache. It's like I've been watching
Ted Lasso recently. Got that Ted Lasso bustache going on
right now? Of course looks good. So, Scoop, we were
just getting in. We just got into a couple of
scenes here. First scene we reviewed was, uh, of course
the night after the election where everybody is upset now

(19:43):
because Donald Garrison Trump has become the president.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
We taught we looked at the four Collins they did
for the newscasts about four Collins and then right now,
Gerald was just abducted by the CIA and then talked
to turd Sandwich under the bridge. So that way, you know,
he's gonna get sent to Denmark, so that way he
can be a fake spy or a spy.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'm sorry, yeah, it just gave away to swerve there bro.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh sorry, yeah, dang it, I just ruined its spoiler free.
My bad. Well, now the next team we're getting into here,
Scoop is now Gerald is going I'm sorry. Randy shows
up at Garrison's house to be like, what the hell?
I can't believe you. I thought you were going to
run to be president of US.

Speaker 13 (20:32):
Hathon, what have you done?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Caitlyn J where is he?

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Do you have any idea what you've done to our country?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Fuck them all.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
You admitted you didn't know how the country.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
You agreed people were supporting yourself because they liked the
New Star Wars and you begged me to help you lose.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I changed my mind.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
The New Star.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Wars was actually really good.

Speaker 15 (21:05):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 13 (21:07):
Something else has to have happened.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Maybe some people enjoy this data and going back to
what feels comfortable.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
There's nothing great about messing all the old Star Wars
moments into a news.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
I suppose, I suppose I could watch it one more time.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
So yes, Scoop Joe. He as I mentioned the top,
he gets vomited on with some sort of Memberbarry. I
don't know, concoction, you know what I mean, all the
member Barry's mixed in together and thrown up onto Randy's face.
So now Randy goes home, and when Randy gets home,
he does the same thing to Sharon and Shelley. He

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goes home and throws up. He's going to throw up
on their face. But let's jump back in here to
Gerald getting his assignment now from the Turred Sandwiches team.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Kis of being a foreign ambassador. The Danish think you
want to help them. Here's your fake passport and here
are your nifty camera glasses.

Speaker 21 (22:19):
Wow, once inside the Troll Trace building, you will plant.
This looks like an ordinary briefcase, but exactly not.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
You guys are in the military. So answer this. Have
there always been camera glasses like this?

Speaker 22 (22:34):
I want to say, within the last twenty years.

Speaker 19 (22:37):
Yeah, okay, then not always, because I know that, like
we've got the what is it the meadow ray bands
now and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
It's like rod mad Yeah, so I figure those can
actually take pictures too, you know, I've seen people take
video with them, right, So I just didn't know if
that and this, of course, this episode came out in
two thousand and six.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
So so yeah, they've definitely had spy cameras built into
glasses by then.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, all right, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Like he just like, oh, I'm majestic my glasses. Snap
snap snap.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Snaps, snap snap snap snap.

Speaker 19 (23:15):
I know that they had cameras for the a hs
for a while.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Can you explain what that is?

Speaker 15 (23:23):
A a I'm sorry, Oh your advanced calmba helmet.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh okay, gotcha. So the camera on the helmet and
stuff like that makes sense, That would make sense. Not
a lot of that stuff is shown to the public, though,
I imagine unless like.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
All right, boys, let's watch where he fucked up in
the field.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
See he zagged when heigged.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Shout out to Joe Is in the chat and Joe
actually says, speaking of that, he's going to be reviewing
those on his channel next week, the ray Bang glasses,
so go check out.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, I saw that Deezer.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, go check me Joe the tech guys.

Speaker 15 (24:00):
Alright, go ahead, Scoop, I gotta see that review. I've
kind of been looking at him like hmmm.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, me too, Like I was like wondering, like would
it be Like I don't know, like can you Joe?
You'll need to tell us, like is it noticeable? That's
what I want to know with those glasses, Like do
people automatically know that you have these glasses on and
you can record or do they just kind of look
and feel like regular glasses that you sunglasses or that
you just see out in the public. So I'll be

(24:27):
interested to see what you have to say there. Gerald
continues here.

Speaker 21 (24:32):
Nine thirty Danish standard time. The case will open detonating
an EMP device that will take out their entire facility.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
It'll fry all their equipment, servers and backup computers.

Speaker 13 (24:40):
After detonates, will be on the roof to pick you
up and then everything can go back to normal.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
One last thing to pass yourself off as the ambassador,
you'll have to pretend to be from the Turkish Islands.
Are you any good at changing your voice?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Oh? The stupid that depends. Are you asking me or
are you asking.

Speaker 13 (24:58):
Me Aaron the drum sheriff Army.

Speaker 17 (25:02):
They are Irish start player army from Family Guy or
me from Family God or me from Family.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
He's the presidents of Family Guy. I got the first one.
I feel like the first one was Peter. The second
one was Cleveland, but I didn't know. I didn't know
the third one was I don't I don't know. Maybe Brian, Oh,
maybe Brian, Okay, that would.

Speaker 19 (25:30):
Be or what's it the wheelchair guy?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe Swanson, Maybe Joe Swanson.

Speaker 19 (25:40):
Maybe maybe I just I just scratched my eyelid with
my nail.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Fucking hurts.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Tearing up now, Joe says most people think they're just
bigger sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
When he was talking about Yeah, I was gonna say
I thought I saw a pair of the roof way
affairs at Sunglass and I'm like, oh wow, there's actually
a camera in those the.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Fuck yeah be pretty seet All right, So let's jump
ahead to the next scene.

Speaker 15 (26:11):
Here.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Here's Ike. Ike is now at home. It looks like
he's playing Minecraft and his dad is calling him. Yeah,
Joe says, Scoop just scooped his eyeball, So there you go.

Speaker 15 (26:23):
There we go. Hold on, come a dad. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Hi, Ike, it's daddy. Everything. Okay there, listen, buddy, you
remember how to.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Talk about trolling, and just between us guys, we agreed
it was pretty funny.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
Well turns out that even the.

Speaker 13 (26:37):
Where are you?

Speaker 8 (26:38):
Oh hey, Kyle, Dad, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Everything's fine, okay, I'm helping out the government. It's top
secret stuff. But everything's finally gonna be okay.

Speaker 13 (26:49):
No, Dad, I need you back home please. I'm so
confused right now.

Speaker 8 (26:53):
Kyle, you gotta light in the fup, buddy. Every good Dad.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
I'm feeling guilty about this. Dad, I'm so confused about that.

Speaker 8 (27:01):
You're a kid. You're supposed to just laugh and make
fun of ship.

Speaker 19 (27:04):
Stop Okay, I forgot that he fucking lights him up.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Stop being such a fucking pussy.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
This part's the best time, in my opinion, when Ike says.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
It Cord.

Speaker 22 (27:26):
No, that's that's one of their kids, right.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I was gonna say even better when like you remember,
that's like one of Ty's kids.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yes, exactly, that is. I think that is Trey's daughter
who does the voice of Ike. Yeah, Daddy, Kandya that's awesome. Yeah,
all right, so here we are now back etxkews.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
I know that many of us were shot to the
core with last night to election, but we cannot allow
our school to be any further divided. It is time
to try start the healing process, and so here to
try and help us heal.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Is Bill Clinton.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Him.

Speaker 23 (28:10):
I'm Bill Clinton, and I was almost the first gentleman
in America?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Wouldn't that be interesting though, if a female does get
elected president and then we have the first gentleman instead
of the first lady? Right, first gentleman, I was almost
the first gentleman. Well, I'm bual and I'm bull and
together we are Bill.

Speaker 15 (28:36):
Now is that what? Uh? A male vice president would
be called a gentleman.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
A male husband of a female president would be called
the first gentleman.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Right, because we have the first lady like Malania Trump
is the first lady right now?

Speaker 15 (28:53):
So yeah, fucking the zombie.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
It would have been interesting if Hillary had one and
then all of a sudden, Bill Clinton was back in
the White House again after being serving as a president
for two times.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I mean, so like what I wonder though, because like
Hillary was clearly in control for quite a bit of
that eight years, if like Bill would get the same
courtesy given to her that was given to her, he
said the bag.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
I don't know, and you know, long story short. So
here's Bill Clinton.

Speaker 23 (29:33):
Even though we might have lost the election, it doesn't
mean that my work to be a gentleman is going
to stop. I'm gonna ask all you boys to agree
to join.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Bill Clinton's Gentleman's Club.

Speaker 23 (29:47):
I can't do it alone. Sometimes I wish there were
two of me. Okay this, Oh wait, there are oh Bill, Bill,
Come on out here.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Hello, boys and girl, I'm Bill numb.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Bill, and together we're Bill and Bill, two birds of
a feather coming to your school.

Speaker 23 (30:11):
I'm gonna show.

Speaker 15 (30:12):
You all about what gentlemen do.

Speaker 23 (30:15):
And you're not quite sure how you feel?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Asked, Bill, ambl.

Speaker 15 (30:24):
Fucking faces the kids faces.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yes. That might be one of my favorite songs of
this season, the Bill song. Umbrill and I'm brill Together
we're Bill.

Speaker 15 (30:36):
Yeah, I'm right there with you. One of the fads.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh it's a it's a good one. All right. Next
scene here, let's jump ahead.

Speaker 23 (30:46):
Today Bill Gentlemen's Club.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
You know I would Bill.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Here's hey, what's the matter?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Sorry?

Speaker 13 (30:55):
I have to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (30:56):
It's really important, Okay, Heidi, we have to get to Mars.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I no, Babe.

Speaker 16 (31:04):
You've talked about how human kind needs to get to
Mars for a few weeks.

Speaker 9 (31:07):
Now, no, Hei, we have to get to Mars. Like now,
I've seen what's going to happen when troll trace goes
on nine. I think a lot of people have said
and done things online that will make a lot of
other people angry, and it's going to be very bad.
Human kind is going to destroy itself, and it's only
hope are the people who go.

Speaker 13 (31:23):
To Mars where there's no WiFi so.

Speaker 9 (31:25):
Nobody can see what anybody said or did on the internet.

Speaker 14 (31:27):
Ever, Babe, there's no way to get to Mars right now?

Speaker 9 (31:31):
Yes, Heidi, I think there is, but you have to
totally trust me and know that I'm doing this to
save us.

Speaker 16 (31:38):
Trust you with everything I have.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Oh that's key, that's keys.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Key all.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Let me turn the volume down here for a second
while we go to Denmark here because the music's playing,
so we're at COVID. It is it is copyright and
that song, yes, I know, We've gone over it week
after week. It is the only song in Denmark. Here's Karrosen.
It's the only song. Your name Miller von Miller.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Oh my god, I forgot that was his name. Oh
my god. That's fucking that is the.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Game.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
That is the most Denver thing that somewhat would do.
What's my name? Von Miller? She fucking got uh.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
For those for those who are not or aren't aware
about uh, you know, football, von Miller is a or
was a football linebacker. Right played for Texas A and
M and then he played for the Broncos. But it
looks like here he just got signed to Baltimore. So Baltimore, Ravens,
I have just signed Von Hill.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
So like I knew that he was trying to come back.
I knew that Buffalo didn't want him anymore. I'm glad
Baltimore picked him up.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, I guess, uh yeah, it says Baltimore even signed
von Miller two days ago. I guess the Commanders and
the Eagle were also interested in signing him.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I mean, he's definitely in the Twilight, but he's a
good locker room presence now right.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh Joe Moore, I would say, that's Trey's daughter. It's
cool that she gets to spend time with her dad
that way.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Oh oh, totally totally agree.

Speaker 19 (33:18):
Hey, who would love to have that time with my
daughter in his studio and just here.

Speaker 11 (33:21):
And go on you pussy, all.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Right, but like that must be torture for missus Parker,
Like when they come back, I said, fuck this shit.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Now, you said that. You don't get to say that
at the house.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Gerald Now, as he continues.

Speaker 17 (33:45):
From the Turkish Islands, Oh, yes, of course, Ambassador Mieler,
you're here to support Dark Country the troll trades program. Yes,
that's right, you're asked court. He's a right over there,
nice little country here, really clean, Yes, ambassadors ranked.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
The ninety exact actual footage in the background.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yes, of Denmark.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I was gonna say, I think that's actually Copenhagen.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I've never been there. I have ever been there.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Past me not not not long enough to actually be
that much of an expert.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Gotcha, scoop, you ever been to Copenhagen?

Speaker 19 (34:25):
No, I fucking like diverted around Denmark, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I'm just curious because you guys are you know, a
little bit more world world traveled with your previous military
experiences and stuff like that.

Speaker 24 (34:39):
Yeah, Germany and Italy, South Korea, Oh, Afghanistan and Iraq?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Gotcha? How about you, Joe? What did you wherever? You
travel to?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Mostly westpac I flew through Europe, never really stopped anywhere, Tokyo, Boro, Perth, Brisbane, Singapore, Malaysia.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
It's interesting, like you guys are obviously you were in
two different branches. You guys went like different ways, so
different you guys traveled to different countries. That's pretty cool. Yeah,
it's not like, oh did everybody go? Can you seem please?
You guys are good.

Speaker 15 (35:22):
Yeah, it's it's vastly different almost. I don't know, Like
I honestly didn't run.

Speaker 19 (35:29):
Into too many navy guys until I was on the destroyer.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
So well, yeah, of course you're gonna run into navy
guys on the destroyer.

Speaker 15 (35:38):
Yeah, you know, so you know, we all fucked in
the dorms. It was fine.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Whoa, well, I mean that's what that's what tim can
sailors do, especially when there's new ass from you know.

Speaker 19 (35:52):
And especially when you got an ass this suite, like
you know it's going there.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I was to say, like Scoop Jackson is like some
top notch boato, just a.

Speaker 14 (36:04):
Typical little girl I like dancing and ponies and my
snoop pounded on Friday Night.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, exactly, so we all.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Like it in our stage penned on Friday.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Night, allegedly allegedly allegedly, uh so back in the episode
down Gerald every year. Now they're they're arriving at troll
trace dot com headquarters. This is an ambassador.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
All of troll Trace is housed in disbuilding.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 15 (36:38):
See if somebody that building looked like a dildo, it did.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, okay, it looked like a dick of bows. I'm
just saying though, like I think one of the I
don't know, Joe, you'll have to tell us if you're
still here while watching live, if you haven't started your work,
let us know what you think or how to take
the pictures, because like the way Brandy does it, it's
just obvious, Like if you're sticking your hand up, you're

(37:03):
going to on your glasses. I think it would be
kind of obvious you're taking pictures, right.

Speaker 19 (37:08):
I mean, especially with someone like me who is super
hyper observant of everything going on around me, and I
just see you constantly going like this, I'll be like, hey, bro.

Speaker 15 (37:16):
What what what's up?

Speaker 8 (37:17):
Here, Dad?

Speaker 15 (37:19):
Is that a camera?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Di?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I gotta migraine and some just you know, tamping my head.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Glasses.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
You're tipping right.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Wow, this is really impressive. Thank you for coming, welcoming
to Trail Trace. How much I've been looking forward to
your visit, Ambassador von Miller.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
We have much to talk about.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Won't you join me upstairs? Or circadellars and lever posters?

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Is that.

Speaker 15 (37:56):
Lever live? Did he say liver?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Fricadellars. I'm gonna look this up. Fricadellars and I don't
know what fricadellars. Frickdellars Denmark. Oh it's a dish. Okay,
So frickadellar are Danish or called Danish meatballs. Oh okay,

(38:21):
so yeah. Frickadeller is a round, flat bottomed pan fried
meatball ground be often likened to the German version of meatballs.
The origin of the dish is unknown, but the term
frickerdellers are German, but dishes associated with German, Nordic and
Polish cuisines. There you go. I learned something new today.
Why can't you just say meatballs? You know, I'm gonna

(38:41):
have some meatballs whatever?

Speaker 9 (38:45):
I okay, here's Dan can't imagine how you're feeling right now.
I know that the election didn't go the way you'd hoped.
What I want to say is I'm sorry. I know
that girls have gone through a lot lately, and I
just want you to know that I'm here for you.

Speaker 23 (39:04):
Okay, Okay, that's good. Now make sure she knows how
you're going to change.

Speaker 13 (39:09):
I am gonna change.

Speaker 23 (39:10):
I am whether she takes you back or not.

Speaker 13 (39:13):
Yeah, but I but I want her to take me back. Yeah.
But if you just change, then you're being silverish again. Okay.

Speaker 9 (39:20):
Look, the bottom line is you still have to have
faith in boys, because because I miss you, Wendy, tight up,
pants down?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Who is that.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
You are?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (39:39):
He's pressing pickle?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
You know. It's interesting.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
It's interesting because when I did the thirteen minutes of
Butter's getting grounded video, which is up on our YouTube,
for whatever reason, I missed that clip. Like, I get
the clip. I got the clip in there when Bill
shows up at the house and he's like, uh, he
wants to talk to Butters, and they're like, Butters is
grounded for pressing pickle. But I totally forgot they actually

(40:06):
showed that portion of where he pressed pickle.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
So how did they find out?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I don't know. Maybe because he gets he gets reported.
That's a great question. How do they find out? I
don't know. How did they find out Butter's pressed pickle?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
He probably it was great Dad pressed pickle, he called standarder.

Speaker 23 (40:28):
Butters.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
You know, pressing pickle against you are grounded.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
You are grounding, mister.

Speaker 15 (40:36):
I could see that.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, all right, so now they're.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Guy, he's so proud of himself, and then Stevenston just butters,
you could not press pickle.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Right now, that's true. He's pressing that pickle. So here
they are eating some fricka dollars and what else? Did
it looks like?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Here?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
I'll pull up so you guys can see too. Looks
it looks like some sort of zucchini cucumbers there he's
got on the plate with him.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Scoop stop playing with the balls. Okay, so.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
We've got some sort of maybe a bread or a
toast there, spread with cucumbers and maybe radishes, and then
meatballs and more cucumbers, and Scoop is fondling himself.

Speaker 11 (41:28):
That sim sorry, my arm was ball.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
We we can't even say we've gone off the tracks
because we were never.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
On, Yeah, we were never on exactly. Yes, they're nice.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Hand of the lever posture is a season to your liking.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
You keep it checking your watch, Ambassador von Miller, Are
you late for something?

Speaker 25 (42:04):
No, No, I'm just anxious to get a look at
your servers.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
They must be quite impressive.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Yes, well, a database that can identify everyone's Internet activity
is a very complex. I'm so pleased. Do you want
to help us rid the world of a trolls? Do
you happen to recognize this woman?

Speaker 15 (42:24):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
You know?

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Her name was a Fraser Olingard. She was Denmark's national treasure.
She had an amazing breast cancer awareness website, and some
troll decided to photoshop a Wieners in her mouth. Terminal
straw was when she was trolled on a live TV show.

(42:49):
When the troll posted comments about the breast cancer with
the fake doctor's names. Would you like to know what
the doctor's names were? The first one was a doctor
boobs off, doctor cuts your boobs off?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Didn't I believe there was a doctor where your hitsko?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
But probably most insensitive of all was when the troll
said he was doctor Hipples, doctor doctor now I'm only nipples.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Are you all right? Von Miller? Fine?

Speaker 25 (43:29):
Fine, I think the Franket dollars gave me a little heartburn.
If you wouldn't mind, could I see the servers now?

Speaker 1 (43:37):
It will be my pleasure. No, that's I'm gonna be
real with you guys. Now, we've been talking about it
so much. I want meatballs now, I really do.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Want something, right, like I I like, I think I'm
getting go to Ikea tomorrow and get some Swedish meatballs.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Now, do I have an IQ here in Connecticut?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
You're in Connecticut? You have to there.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh, but it's far. It looks like here. I typically
are in Connecticut. Yees, so there's only one in all
of Connecticut. It's a new haven.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Well okay, it makes sense being by Yale Yale.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yeah, but yeah, So I'm not going to drive forty
miles for meatballs, but god damn it, now I want
some meatballs. Okay. So, as I mentioned, we're back at
Butter's house now where where he's attempting to talk with
or the first gentleman is showing up.

Speaker 23 (44:39):
Hello, I'm Bill Clinton and I was almost the first
gentleman in America.

Speaker 13 (44:44):
Oh my gosh, honey, it's the nearly gentleman.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
The nearly gentleman man to your lovely home.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Well, of course that's very gentlemanly, have you it's him, Hello, sir.

Speaker 23 (44:56):
Hello man. I wasn't expecting someone so stunning. I'm so
sorry for the intrusion, but I was wondering if I
could speak with your son.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Oh well, I'm afraid Butters is grounded for a pressing
pickle at the nail salon again.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Oh, at the nail salon. So someone at the nail
salon dimed him.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Out, dimed him out. It was it was pressing pickle
at the nail salon again. This was not his first time.
So no, so he pressed pickle at the uh whatever
I was going to say, whatever restaurant that they were
at with Stan and Wendy. And then he went and
pressed pickle at the nail salon. So he was just

(45:38):
all over town pressing pickle.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Ticks out for harambe man.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
That's right. So we got about four minutes left in
this episode. Here, let's go see quite a lot. This
is funny. They have him all chained up here. It
is a little ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Lately.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Don't know what's gotten into him.

Speaker 23 (46:00):
Well, maybe I can help.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
He's at the window present pickle.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
By the stops mushing snake.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
The gentleman is sushi and steak.

Speaker 15 (46:09):
You what I forgot about smush and snake.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Fudders, Come on, sit down, let's talk. Let's talk.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
So here's this is what happened at the beginning of
the episode, right Randy got vomited on, and now he's
at home with his family with Sharon and Chilly. Now
he's gonna spit vomit on them as they're talking about
the election stuff.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
I don't know about you, guys, but I sure I'm
excited America is going to be great again. Aren't you excited?

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Gang?

Speaker 13 (46:41):
No, I'm not excited. It sucks, dad. This country's gonna
suck for four years.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
Oh come on, Shelly, we've learned that women can be
anything except for President Randy.

Speaker 16 (46:55):
You just spent the last month convincing me that the
only reason people wanted to go back was because of
a childish nostalgia they all had for the new Star Wars.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Have you really watched it, Sharon? It has more to
offer than just nostalgia. Let's all watch it again tonight.

Speaker 16 (47:10):
What I don't want to watch Star Wars anymore than.

Speaker 26 (47:16):
Yead please am Oh that was disgusting.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Oh have you ever been thrown up on anybody?

Speaker 15 (47:36):
Bye? By my baby? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah, I guess that's true. You've been thrown up by
a child. How about an adult? Does an adult e?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Like?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Have you ever been out inside and someone just hold
it in your direction? No?

Speaker 15 (47:47):
No, I've seen him hurl on themselves though, yeah, just
like straight.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Just how about you, Joe, I've been the hurler, never
the hurled upon.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
You hurled on someone though? Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
I Stan Marsha and I.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Had okay, you'd throw up? Got it? I understand, I
understand almost literally. I've never been hurled on, and I've
never thrown up on someone, but I have been close.

(48:32):
Like there's been a couple of times where I've gotten
really sick and gone outside and then like just puked
like a faucet camp coming out and someone walks by
and they're like, oh crap, I almost get thrown up.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
There's a pile of ship.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Or you know, when I went to New York back
in December for MLW, I got way too messed up,
you know, got the full two New York experience. Took
a subway, got drunk, went to a show, got greasy
pizza after words, took the subway back, and then threw up. Right,
you know, the w hold the New York City experience.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
If you didn't drink on the train, you didn't get
the full experience.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Well I was sick on the train though, so you.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Know, okay, so then yeah, you did get the full experience.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Yea already because like I was already five or six
beers deep. And if anybody knows me, you guys know
that I'm a lightweight. So like after one or two, I.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Know, I was the fucking giant over here.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I was wasted that night.

Speaker 27 (49:28):
I remember that Wade Bogs look out that more recent
night at the when you were out here and you
had like seven and you were like hungover for like
three days.

Speaker 15 (49:39):
Dude, I've had that.

Speaker 19 (49:41):
I've had that, but that's after like a bottle whiskey.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah. It sucks when like that like that. And I
was like that the next day too, like I still
felt like my stomach herd and all that.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
It just did.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, alcohol doesn't sit well with me, unless a Japanese beer.
Maybe because of the rice is different than the barley.
Doesn't hurt as much in my stomach.

Speaker 15 (50:02):
Dude, I love a good Japanese beer.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah so it. Scuy's also not got a nice little
bite to it. I like the Japanese beer. All right.
So now they're gonna take Gerald in here, and Gerald's
gonna get a big surprise.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Explore the servers at your leisure. Let us know if
you have any questions.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
So now Gerald thinks he's a spy, not realizing he
just locked himself in.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Just like making himself look like an ass.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
In front of all the homies.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
What and then Fialdo Schwaggen says.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
She can stop being an idiot.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
You can stop being an idiot.

Speaker 13 (50:49):
Now, what Yodo?

Speaker 8 (50:54):
What the are you doing here?

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I was sent here by the government to do international
espionage like James.

Speaker 13 (51:00):
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's what I'm doing.
Hillary Clinton says that was the only one capable of.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Being smart and funny enough to push Yeah, that's what
she told all of us.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Thanks, gang con.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
What the hell is going on?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Don't forget it.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
The government made some kind of deal with the data.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yeah, Dildo does have dreads. Hen del doeskin dreads they
handed us over.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
They wouldn't go forward with the troll trace program. They
wanted the troll who killed Fraisier Ollnguard and his associates.

Speaker 13 (51:31):
We got sold out because of you.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
No, don't you gotta let me out of here.

Speaker 13 (51:37):
I'm not one of them.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Hey, look it's nine thirty.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
The briefcases are about to go off.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Again. That's a copyright song. But we can do the
rickroll there. That's funny. Moving on here to the next scene.
Here's the gentleman talking with Butter. Get ready to wrap
up this episode.

Speaker 23 (52:08):
Young man, you think all this pickle pressing is gonna
get you anywhere?

Speaker 14 (52:14):
Well, it just I'm tired of good seeing. Don's need
to change. Somebody has to stand up for a right.

Speaker 23 (52:20):
What happens, son, bet a girl break your heart?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Don't break your heart? Ye, I know, I know how
hard they can be, Buttery, Butters.

Speaker 23 (52:32):
Something's about to happen that you aren't aware of. You See,
hell hath no fury like a woman's scoring. And trust me,
my wife is a crazy bitch. She and all the
other women in the world are about to get payback
and we are all completely It's my fault, really, I've

(52:58):
done things my whole life that gradually broke her spirit,
and now that she's lost everything, let me assure you
she is pig.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Now.

Speaker 23 (53:13):
Our only chance is to keep our heads low and
act like we're changed men, because we're very close to
the end, the end of what. Women are sick of
our shit, son, and soon they're gonna know everything we've
said and done online. And unless we start kissing their asses,

(53:35):
we're all going to be putting a big chamber underground
and milked for our semen that.

Speaker 16 (53:43):
I think we're so far from home.

Speaker 13 (53:45):
We aren't going to see home again, Babe. We're gonna
make it. There's no turning back.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
You really get home, Yes, SpaceX, that's right. And ladies
and gentlemen, that is your full recap. By the way,
if you want to check it out right now, available
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(54:11):
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He is the twenty twenty two Day one South Park

(56:00):
Red Rocks Trivia Champion, and on this podcast, he's affectionately
known as a trivia.

Speaker 15 (56:11):
God.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Joe Vernola Joe take it away with some trivia from
this episode.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Prior to the twenty sixteen United States presidential election, in
this episode's title was the very first Chentleman. The promo
that accompanied it showed PC Principle introducing his school rallied
with Bill Clinton, who PC Principle introduces as someone now
in office who can bring about gender quality. Obviously, that

(56:38):
now an office line got taken out and the episode
was retitled to OG's after Trump's victory. The original auditorium
scene with the corrected line of someone now in office
blah blah blah was not included in the bonus featured

(57:01):
deleted scenes of the season twenty DVD blu ray set,
despite it being animated in the Can. Any of the
rewritten scenes in this episode are not included on the
season twenty DVD. It's probably just one of those things,
all right. If Clinton wins, we have this ready. If

(57:23):
Trump wins, we have this ready. Probably very similar to
what they had done in the past. According to the
hashtag social commentary for this episode, the scene where Caitlin
Jenner barf's on Randy was originally supposed to have her
barfing on mister Garrison instead. Additionally, President Elect Sandwich was

(57:48):
a working title for the episode before it got changed
to The Very First Gentleman, which then got changed to OG's.
We were talking about it earlier where everyone we were
saying everyone in South Park thought that Hillary was this
is how far it went. That was how far most

(58:09):
of America. God damn, if you were not cognizant seven
years ago, why the fuck are you listening to this
podcast for adults now?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
And the holy shit you like, God damn, twenty sixteen
was fucking crazy when all this went down.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Yeah, it's like it very much feels like to kick
off like that was the first time where I'm like, oh,
holy shit, this is bizarre world, and now every day
is just.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yeah, No, we're.

Speaker 15 (58:46):
Fucking we are.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
But this is what we get for firing up certain
ladies and gentlemen. This is what we.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Fucking We're in a different dimension, We're in a different timeline.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
It's like lucking Phoenix sitting Joker. You get what you
fucking deserve. The scene where Gerald tells Kyle to stop
being such a pussy is a reworking of a deleted
scene from the four Collins episode, which featured very similar dialogue,
although it was in Kyle's room, with Gerald walking in,

(59:18):
talking face to face and without Ike, whereas in the
episode it's clearly an Ike's room while Ike is playing
Minecraft and Ike is right there. At the school assembly,
the girls are sitting opposite the boys, with a clear
divide between the two, keeping in line with the team
this season, this episode aired with one uncensored instance of

(59:41):
the word fuck when President Garrison gave his acceptance speech.
This was a mistake more than likely as it has
been re aired with the part censored.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Someone at Master Control sleeping at the switch this episode.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Dude, actually, that would probably be the delay operator, because
there's a delay operator and operator.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yeah, well, thank you for that. Inside Baseball, I.

Speaker 15 (01:00:10):
Actually knew that from radio.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Yeah, there's operator yeah, the delay op Yeah, yep, they're
gotta love that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
FCC from this episode reveals that Butter's parents are in
fact aware of his actions and role in the Winners
Out movement, and have heavily grounded him for them, although
this clearly has had no effect on his actions.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Scan Come forty two's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Government code named von Miller as we touched on, is
a reference to NFL linebacker Von Miller, who at that
point had recently signed the largest contract for any player
in Broncos franchise history.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Yes, even more than John Elway.

Speaker 19 (01:00:57):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
And I think more than Peyton at the time too.

Speaker 15 (01:01:02):
Yeah, yeah, one Peyton. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
At the end of this episode, Cartman and Heidier looking
down at the SpaceX building from a hill. We all
know what SpaceX is. It's a privately funded space transportation
company owned by Elon Musk with plans to build a
colony on Mars sometime. Well, this said in the next
ten years, between twenty twenty one and twenty thirty one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
He's down to about five and a half years now, idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that is your trivia with Joe
Vernol before we move on to the pop culture. Do
you guys think that's gonna be possible. Do you guys
think we're gonna eventually get to Mars or do you think.

Speaker 15 (01:01:46):
That in the next years.

Speaker 19 (01:01:48):
Yeah, if we get our act together, you know, stop
bullshitting around, start actually working on progress.

Speaker 24 (01:01:57):
You see, we hit the great plateau where we've actually
kind of put space exploration and progress on the back
burner and it's all centered around politics and war. Now,
well you actually break it down and you look at it,
society has hit a paradigm shift. Like I want to say,

(01:02:20):
it started about fifty years ago and now it's you know,
the James Webb telescope in it.

Speaker 15 (01:02:28):
But what are we doing?

Speaker 19 (01:02:30):
Like why aren't we going further than the International Space Station?
Like why is China having plans of going to the
Moon and building like a moon base or something up there,
and we have nothing like that in the works whatsoever.

Speaker 15 (01:02:45):
It's just oh fucking tariffs.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
It's Scott.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
It's been caught up in bureaucracy so long, with NASA
being a government agency, and especially the last twenty years,
there's just been kind of a war on intellectualism and
you know, like intelligence we've we've got people that are,

(01:03:17):
you know, making boner pills. And granted viager was discovered
by accident. They were trying to fix a hard issue
with that and wound up. Oh wow, but like but
like it's but like there's just well I can't really,
I'm not. I'm going to get off this soap box

(01:03:38):
right now and just say there's no money in making
people healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Okay, yeah that's true.

Speaker 23 (01:03:44):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that s to the c that
doublep He's going to rile us up. He's going to
drop some knowledge. So get out your culture hats because
Scoop is about to drop some pop culture. Go ahead, Scoop.

Speaker 22 (01:04:04):
At the beginning of the episode, Randy yells you maniacs,
referencing the nineteen sixty eight film Planet of the Apes.
Hey Wow, nice throwback. The music video for never Gonna
Give You Up by Rick Astley is seen when the
trolls briefcase are activated while trapped in the troll chase building.

(01:04:24):
Never Gonna Give You Up is a subject of popular
Internet prank knows is rick rolling involving misbleaning links, commonly
shorted URLs redirecting to songs and music videos. Now, see
when I was.

Speaker 19 (01:04:37):
First getting like phones and like homies that were getting
phones that you could like send links to or whatever
or same on aim.

Speaker 15 (01:04:45):
Or you send like a link like hey, click me
real quick, and you click it, it's just some big
old black wiener.

Speaker 19 (01:04:50):
Or it's like, yeah, a midget fisting somebody while getting
fucked in the ass while sucking another day, Like you
get some weird shit by your homies back in the day, now,
Rick ro.

Speaker 22 (01:05:00):
I appreciate where I was, like, I don't want to
see all the dick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
You guys have never sent me that nice I appreciate that.
Thank you, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Well, you guys all upset with me when I sent
you that picture of my ship, So shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
I supposed to be private. God, damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I told you that confidence, bro, I told you not
to bother you. Well, I'm cleaning my room.

Speaker 15 (01:05:26):
Don't call my room.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Come Kyle. Kick the fucking baby, bruh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Kick the fucking baby. God continue on Scoop about the
pop culture.

Speaker 22 (01:05:43):
Continuing on, there are several references to the James Bond
series made during Girls infiltration of troll Trace, whom likens
himself too earlier. Among these references include Gerald's Grace Super
resembling the one Bond War and From Russia with Love,
as well as his usage of a gadget laden attached.

Speaker 10 (01:06:05):
Case attached I knew that attached case, although Bonds did
not contain an e MP in that film, and during
the scene between Bond and uh a penymous villain.

Speaker 19 (01:06:22):
In Doctor Note during Gerald and Lennard's Badgers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Confrontation, Doctor Nod.

Speaker 15 (01:06:31):
Bead Ragers Beadragers.

Speaker 19 (01:06:37):
Somewhat ironically, Gerald's plot of having to stop powerful organization
from launching surveillance program is similar to the twenty fifteen
Bond film Specter, in which Bond attempts to stop the
Tutler Organization from launching a program that would give them
unlimited surveillance of several key nations, which would be used
for various purposes, with one of those purposes being to

(01:07:00):
spread chaos.

Speaker 15 (01:07:01):
Similarly to Troll Chase.

Speaker 19 (01:07:05):
Prior to infiltrating Trolltrace dot Com, Jerald does impressions of
characters from Family Guy, including Peter Stewie and Chris Griffin.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I didn't get Stewie. I didn't get Stewie from that,
you know, because if there was a Stewie he didn't
go victory his mind or something like that, you know,
or something similar. I didn't really get that, but I
could see Chris Griffin and Peter.

Speaker 15 (01:07:25):
Yeah, we we all got Peter.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Okay, and then you know what, just skip the last
fucking pop culture We've been reading the same goddamn pop
culture reference for the last fucking four weeks. Yes, there's
one Danish song, I'll a Tender Jewel from nineteen ninety four.
We get it. Their only fucking.

Speaker 15 (01:07:40):
Song, their only goddamn song, like hosting that ship.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Serious? All right? Well l song?

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Uhl a smart ass Okay, God damn.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
It, altender? I guess maybe? Uh is that how we
pronounced that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
I don't know, if you're pretty dicky Dutch, let us know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Yeah, let us know in the comments below. All right,
here's some storyline continuity. Mister Garrison as we saw as
a portrait of his parents in the background, who were
last seen in world Wide Recorder Concert on his wall.
Why won't you do that to be dead?

Speaker 15 (01:08:22):
Why won't you love me?

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Stan is seen trying to make up with Wendy after
she broke up with him in Skink Hunt, Although whether
or not they got back together made a mystery. However,
South Park the Fractured Butthole Game reveals that Stan and
Wendy have gotten back together. Furthermore, in the episode Deep
Learning Standing, Stan and Wendy Standy are shown to have
finally resumed their relationship. Yeah think, Butters is grounded in

(01:08:47):
this episode for the first time since season eighteen's episode
Grounded vind a loop, and finally, Bill Clinton asked Butters
if he has his heartbroken by a girl, to which
he lionly responds no, although we know that he is
lying because Charlie did break up with them in the
episode Wieners out via Skype. That's your trivia, your pop
culture storyline continued your full recap scoop. Would you like

(01:09:10):
or just like about this episode? You know, it's not bad.

Speaker 15 (01:09:19):
This episode's actually pretty good.

Speaker 19 (01:09:21):
You know, they handled everything pretty well seeing the outcome
of the election.

Speaker 22 (01:09:29):
Now, it's gonna be fun to see how that.

Speaker 19 (01:09:30):
Affects the next few episodes, right, so see how they
close it out. What I didn't really like was the
Member Barry thing. It's going on a little too long
with that. You know, I definitely like a little bit
more of the Cloak and Dagger with.

Speaker 15 (01:09:48):
Troll chase.

Speaker 19 (01:09:49):
That's a little funny to me, Like it's like, all right,
come on, let's keep that going. So, like what's next
for them? They just got Rick Rolls, So what's gonna
happen after this?

Speaker 15 (01:09:57):
You know what I mean. But that's that's pretty much
the summary for me.

Speaker 19 (01:10:02):
Like it's it's pretty solid, you know, like you know,
at six point five, you know, maybe a seven.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Okay, all right, Vernola Arsine Loop, What did you think
about this episode?

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
It was at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
I remember watching this like the night it came out,
because you know, with what happened the night before, in
the morning of it's like, oh shit, I have to
see what they say about this, And like it was
really kind of nail on the head with how I

(01:10:45):
was feeling at the time, and I think a lot
of other people were feeling. And I think they did
a really good job of identifying how how the election
was won by tapping into people's nostalgia, which you know
was a huge part of the camp of that campaign

(01:11:08):
in twenty sixteen and even again this time around.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
But it really I thought did a good job of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Hitting on how I at least I felt at the time,
and then Butter's just fucking showing Cartman what's up. Anytime
he does that, I just fucking love it. Hell yeah,
hell yeah, you fucking show that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
I do agree with you, Scoop, though, I mean because
like it. It trickles into the next episode as well.
But the Member Barrys are starting to get a little old,
so I definitely agree with that notion that they're a
little bit overused in this season storyline continent. That's, of course,
that's one of maybe the side effects right as of
the storyline continuent is you have to keep certain gimmicks going,

(01:12:00):
so this gimmick of the member Barris has to play
into the season. But I get it too, because I'm
just kind of like, I'm kind of over the member
Barries at this point, you know.

Speaker 15 (01:12:09):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
I did like in this episode that Cartman. The scene
in the beginning you might have missed this one is
when Cartman goes over to Butter's house and then Butter says,
you've changed, now get the fuck out of my house.
So I did like that scene in the beginning, and

(01:12:31):
then I like how of course they tease here at
the end of SpaceX and I'm going to Mars, which
will be followed up in subsequent episodes this season. Specifically,
the next three is episodes eight, nine, and ten of
this season all have Elon Muskin and is voiced by
Elon Musk himself, so we'll have that to look forward
to as well. Overall, I'd say this episode, you know,

(01:12:57):
maybe top two hundred. You know, I don't know if
I'm gonna put this episode in my top fifty or
my top one hundred. I don't even know if I
put in my top one fifty. That's what I'm saying.
So it's not bad nothing, you know, except for Pip.
There's not really a bad episode of South Park in
my mind, So you know, it's it's decent, you know,
and of course it is. It was at the time.
I think it meant more. Right, the night after the election,

(01:13:19):
the episode meant more. And we talked about a little
bit how Matt and Trag probably had to, you know,
scramble a little bit. Either they had two episodes lined
up with two different outcomes, or they just thought Hillary
was going to win, because everybody thought Hillary was going
to win. No one thought that a guy who went
from being a real estate to a television star was

(01:13:40):
going to beat somebody who had been in government you
know for the last twenty thirty years at that point.
So big shock. And I think that South Park kind
of nails it on the head what everybody was feeling
and thinking at the time of President Donald Trump.

Speaker 15 (01:13:57):
So yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's gonna do it. Friend. Another
edition of smb A South Park Review coming up next week.
It's members only. The new President elect pays a visit
to his hometown and now I'm your president. Bib and
Mike Balls are ready dry. Coming up coming up next week.

(01:14:26):
What happens, of course when mister Garrison makes us a
return as President Elect Trump to South Park. The SpaceX
building is now going to be in play as cartman
in Heidi looking to go to Mars and at South
Park Elementary PC principle of course, is going to get
really angry about the election results. Also have more information
on Denmark control trace and how Gerald is still trying

(01:14:49):
to escape from Denmark. It's all coming up next week
on another edition of smb A South Park.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Well no no.

Speaker 17 (01:15:01):
No dip.

Speaker 26 (01:15:12):
Em wow wo wo wo wo yippy meaning.

Speaker 15 (01:15:21):
Nab anyway, that's my favorite part meany yeah,

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