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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to another edition of s
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
South Parkview.
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We're eaching. Every week we break down south Park for
you in linear fashion, one by one until every episode
is done complete current. As we sit on the precipice
of what we wait for the new season of south
Park to drop in July this year, I have, of course,
I'm your host MSG not alone, joined by my boys,
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Scoop Jackson and Reginald Kenneth Dwight. As we wait, as.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We guys, yeah, bitch is back.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Bitch is back, as we embark on today's episode where
we watch south Park to laugh. But today's episode is
called Not Funny. It is the ninth episode of season
twenty and the two and seventy six overall episode of
South Park as it aired on November the thirtieth, twenty sixteen.
Welcome to SMB two hundred and seventy nine. If you're
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listening to this episode the week of May fourteenth, May whatever, whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
This week started with May twelfth, whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
If you're listening to this episode the week of May twelve,
you're gonna get two episodes this week because I forgot
to drop to seventy eight last week, so you'll get
two seventy eight and two seventy nine this week. But
I digress. We're here to review some South Park this week.
Let's get right into it. Boys. Synopsis for this episode
is Cartman is certain that Butters is trying to steal
(01:39):
his girlfriend based on what we saw last week with
Butter's call in Heidi, Smart and funny ye at the
Park count.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Can we blame Butters though? I mean, it's been a
while since he's had a Hot Cosby.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, but the thing part about this season was his
Canadian girlfriend broke up with them, so it's only been
like four or five episodes.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
M that's a while.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay, hot Cosby? Okay, Well, in Canada they call it
hot Cosby. Love So Yeah, love So at Park County
Police Station says in South Park are gathered fearful for
the launch of troll Trace. Henderson Yates damn Fine copp
(02:27):
Uh tells everybody to stay calm and calls out his
wife Maggie various times. Throughout his speech, he says they
can all get through this by relying on common decency
of the American people and not using troll Chase. After
saying this, everybody freaks out and starts to run away,
so Harrison says that perhaps he could have worded that
differently Maggie. At the Brawlowski residence, Kyle is sitting on
(02:52):
his bed his mother. She shouts at him for running
away and talk taking Hike with him while he was
in time out. Kyle says he's felt bad for him,
and Sheila says, you felt bad for him after the
horrible things he has said to people online. Then she
says he will be in big trouble and that Ike
was sick as a sick troll and tells them you
just wait till your father gets home. She closes the
(03:12):
door and Kyle sits there miserably. Meanwhile, Ike is sitting
on the bed all alone in his room as FaceTime
request from his father appears on the computer. When Ike
gets off his bed and goes to his computer, and
Gerald tells Ike that he will end up like his
brother or mom. As Kyle appears next to Ike. When
Kyle asks why he trolled, Gerald tells Kyle he trolled
because he thought it was funny. He tells them to
(03:34):
contact the resident to do something about the situation in Denmark,
and Sheila comes in and starts yelling them, telling them
to get off the computer. And while that's going on,
the three different scenes to start at SpaceX headquarters, millions
are outside the building angrily demanding to go to MARS.
Employee tells them they do not have a way to
(03:56):
get there yet, but that a girl who is really
smart and funny is working on it. Inside, Heidi is
standing in front of a whiteboard filled with equations. Cartman
asked her if she figured it out yet. Heidi says
that she does not understand any of it, and Cartman
encourages her, telling her that girls are smart and funny.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Revam for wrestling, thanks for joining us live, and of
course Joe Moore and Canadian Joe here with us as well.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Precie Joys you coming dead.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Appreciate you dropping a comment.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Kick the goddamn baby.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Kick the goddamn baby. All right, so let's start this
episode here as we are noise as we are outside
the Park County Police station.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Everyone calm down, please, we have to have fuel order.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Really know.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Everyone is scared.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
All our emails and internet histories are about to become
public knowledge. We all need to understand that troll trades
will never happen if people don't log on to use it.
The website is a massive database that cross references everything
ever said on the Internet.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It relies on people typing in a name.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
And address of someone else to add to that database.
If we can all agree to resist the urge to
look up other people's Internet histories, Maggie, Okay, Aggie, respect
each other's privacy, Darling, then our.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Town will suffer the Maggie as port Collins. What are
the police gonna do to make sure people don't use it?
I know, I'll certainly respect others privacy, but what about
people like Laura Tucker, the blabber mouth?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And that's hey, we have to come together as a community.
Laura Tucker saved your ass in SMB two fifty five,
The Magic Bush, Jada Craig's Mom's Bush, Save the town.
Calm down there, stotch.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
And resist you control trace, Maggie, Maggie, we have to
stay in control.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
This pack of our city will never happen so long
as we can rely on the rationality and the basic
decency of the American people.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And then they all freak out.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
Let's be real, there is no the individual. There is
decency with the individual, but with people there is no decency.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
No, what was it that it may have been like
Roosevelt or someone around that time, Like a person is smart,
people are dumb.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
There we go. That's what I was going for. Yeah,
definitely got that wrong. I'm sorry, no, no, but but
it's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
A person is decent, people as a whole not at all,
not at all.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
All?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Right now, in Kyle Zoom, as I mentioned.
Speaker 10 (07:01):
Were you thinking, how dare you?
Speaker 11 (07:04):
Outright?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
They fine?
Speaker 12 (07:05):
They like that your brother was being punished for using
the computer and you.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Decided to just leave with him.
Speaker 12 (07:11):
I just felt bad for him, for.
Speaker 10 (07:14):
Them after all the.
Speaker 12 (07:16):
Horrible things he said the people online. Your brother is
a sick trouble Kyle.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
You'll just wait for your father gets home, hike with
the have you been? Daddy needs your help.
Speaker 13 (07:37):
You don't want mommy and Daddy to get the force
to you. You know how bad your mom is. She
completely overreacts to everything. That's where your brother gets it from.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You don't want to.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
Be like Kyle, do you?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Dad? Hey, buddy?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Everything good?
Speaker 12 (07:50):
There? He was you this whole time. You're the truth
who cased all this trouble.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
No, it was your brother. I don't know what's wrong
with him, Kyle.
Speaker 14 (07:58):
He needs counseling, Heidi Turner, get multi analysis. It was
an adult, it was you.
Speaker 15 (08:03):
Okay, keep your voice down. Why did you do this?
Because it's funny, Kyle. It's called having a sense of
humor and laughing. You should try it once in a while.
Putting a penis in a mass of amomolus cancer is funny.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Because it's so not funny.
Speaker 13 (08:19):
God, Pushing people's buttons to get a reaction can actually.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Be very good for society, Kyle.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Listen to me.
Speaker 13 (08:25):
The Danish are crazy. You have to get people to
stop them. Go, get people riled up.
Speaker 12 (08:32):
Call the president.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (08:33):
When you push people's buttons, they go and push other
people's buttons.
Speaker 16 (08:37):
Now, get out there.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Guy a fly?
Speaker 10 (08:39):
What the hell is this?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
What did I fight?
Speaker 12 (08:44):
Get up right now?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It keeps getting fucked over, poor Iching, Kyle, freaking their
dead dude. Gerald kind of turns into a villain this season,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, just kind of go ahead, scoop.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Yeah, not to kind of give away what I want
to tell at the end about like my my likes
and dislikes, and what I.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Love about this episode. But as a father, it's just
it's so it's just like, yeah, it's so easy to
hate Gerald this this season, you know what I mean,
because God damn, you're blaming your kids.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, it's busy. It is this season where Gerald not
jumps the shark but definitely crosses the line, jumps over
the line and joins Randy and joins Randy marsh.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
In the yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Stop guilty the mos the cream doesn't rise to crep
some TIBs.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
So continuing on here SpaceX. Now, everyone please listen.
Speaker 17 (10:12):
We don't have any rockets going to Mars.
Speaker 18 (10:16):
You're not listening.
Speaker 17 (10:18):
We don't have the energy requirements figured out yet, we're
working as hard as we can. There's a little girl
working on the problem right now, and apparently she's incredibly
smart and funny.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
And there's hiding now standing in front of this giant
white board with all these equations and then carbon approaches.
Speaker 12 (10:37):
Babe, babe, I have no idea what any of this means.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
How do yes?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
You do?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
You just have to get over yourself.
Speaker 12 (10:43):
Come on, say it, say it.
Speaker 19 (10:46):
Girls rule, women are funny.
Speaker 12 (10:47):
Get over it. Get over baby, Stop holding yourself back.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Uh, excuse me, sorry, can we have a word please?
Speaker 10 (10:56):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Hang on, babe, this.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Doesn't seem like it's gonna work up, and we're rather busy.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Just give her a chance. She's the smartest, funniest girl
on earth.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
I haven't really heard of say anything funny.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, that's because you have a mental block elon musk.
They won't let you get it yourself.
Speaker 19 (11:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (11:14):
Go wait at Heidi she yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Fucking butters.
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Yeah that that but.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Right, So the door, the door, No, you're fine. So
the door opens. Now at troll Trace building, where the
trolls are locked into. As three people enter, Gerald immediately
tells him that he is not skink cunt forty two.
They point a gun at the trolls as Leonard Bedreger
tells them to remove their clothes. They all do so.
(11:43):
They are moved into another room with a large glass
window and they're putting Cheryl's chairs. I'm sorry, and Gerald
pleas and admits that he is skank cut forty two,
but he is ignored at this time. Yeah yeah, I
think so, And Joe says he might be slightly overstating
him her intelligence. Yeah, maybe maybe that's true. Joe More
(12:05):
and Canada. The door at South Park Church, people gather
and pray for forgiveness and peace about their actions online.
Kyle enters and tells everybody to take a stand and
not allow Denmark to control their way of life. He
advises everybody to call the president. Many of them let
out an annoyed side sy I'm sorry. So when they
call the president, they have a mister Slave call him
(12:28):
and he answers, gloating a little bit about his newly
gained power. Mister Slave tells people that people want Denmark bombed.
Mister Slave starts to provoke him in order to get
in to drop their rational facade, telling them he's a
pussy and a bitch and he's too scared to do it.
Garrison finally snaps and tells the virus to bomb Denmark
and the other is in the room with mister Slaves
(12:48):
start to celebrate. All right, So back at troll trace
now with Gerald and the rest of the trolls here.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Oh thank god, it's been a mistake.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay, I'm not one of them.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
My son is skank Hunt to go online and see
he's still doing it.
Speaker 16 (13:08):
All of you remove your clothes, what are you gonna
do to us.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Remove your clothes now, So.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
They start taking off their clothes.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
In here me.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Oh god, oh god, they're gonna kill us.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
No no, no, no, okay, okay with me.
Speaker 10 (13:30):
You're right, I'm skank hunt but I'm not like them.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Please.
Speaker 12 (13:35):
I have a good job. I have a good guy.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
This dude, he starts breaking down and crying and ship.
Speaker 20 (13:42):
It's funny. I was trying to make people laugh. That's
a positive thing, right. I wasn't doing it to hurt people.
I was just doing comedy.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's different, Dude, I don't care if I'm I don't
care if I'm naked or not. Okay, I'm I'm sitting
sprawled out, legs open right bread Eagle brom.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Man, spreading like we breathing. Walk around. Dude, you're gonna
see you're gonna see some breath.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You're gonna see my coin person we breathe it.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You're gonna see a bat wing. You can see.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Uh, what's the what's the one where the legs are
he's bent over, he's got it between his legs.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
What's that one took him between closing legs?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Man, I would totally go out like James bond in
Casino Royale. They're just like a little to left. Everyone's
gonna know you died scratching my balls.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
H and I believe see the lock him up. And
now at the church, as I mentioned, everyone's praying Lord.
Speaker 21 (14:52):
We look to the on this our most troubled.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
This is the first time we've seen the Catholic priests sometimes.
Speaker 21 (14:57):
Stray, and now all we can do is wait for
the inevitable to happen. Soon, everything we have said and
done online is going to be known to all. Many
lives will be turned upside down. Of course, I have
nothing to be worried about, since I'm a priest. There's
nothing I am ashamed of doing on the internet, so
definitely no reason to look up my history.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
But for many, this is a time to pray. Oh Lord,
please online Maggie, please try and understand that Maggie.
Speaker 20 (15:31):
Was only out of curiosity.
Speaker 21 (15:36):
Please understand that we might have used racial slurs, but
only because it was too a close friend and never
meant to.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Be in the public.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
Never meant to have it affair, is what they said.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Did they say? Never meant to know?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
He said, I think he was talking about looking at
dating sites or porn or something like that and basically saying,
we did that, but it was never meant to have an.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Affair, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
And then the second thing he was talking about is
about using racial slurs.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, Kyle now.
Speaker 12 (16:10):
Rightning your way of life?
Speaker 14 (16:11):
And you're all just sitting here praying like a bunch
of babies, and they have come on, this is at
South Park. What's happened to us? We used to have
a challenge and deal with it, then move on to
the next one. Now we've just been dealing with trolling
and internet stuff over and over, week after week. And
I don't know about you, but I getting pretty sick
of it.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, I love him. Reference Denmark.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah, Denmark.
Speaker 12 (16:41):
You guys need to, you know, call the president and
get him to take action.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
By the president, he won't listen to us. He hates us, now, no,
but there's somebody he will listen to. All right.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So now we're at the Pentagon now and there's a
whole we're in the war room, a whole bunch of
shit going on. And this is what I mentioned. He's
gonna get a couple of phone calls and one of
them is mister slave Okay.
Speaker 16 (17:07):
A global destabilization like we've never seen. Countries everywhere are
terrified their internet may be hacked. Well, what do they
want me to do about it? You're the leader of
the free world. Everyone is looking to you to be
the calm and steady voice they all need, mister President,
mister President, the Israeli Prime Minister is online one, the
Chancellor of Germany is online two, and a mister slave
(17:29):
is online three.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Mister this is the president. Hey, what's that?
Speaker 16 (17:37):
Well, well, well, crawling out of the woodwork to try
and get me back now that I'm a big cheese.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
No, I'm coming. Because people want you to bomb Denmark?
Who wants me to bomb Denner? Lots of people because
it's like going to ruin their freedom of speech or something.
Speaker 16 (17:52):
Mister slave, This is all very complicated diplomatic stuff. Okay,
you can't just go bombing other countries.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Oh Jesus Christ, you're such a little bitch, such a
little bitch. I happened to be president, bitch, you're a
little bitch. President. You're too scared to bomb anybody scared.
My advisors have told me that you're scared.
Speaker 16 (18:14):
Just do it.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Your little advisors tell you to do. I just thought
a military strike on Denmark is warranted, then I will
have the balls to bomb them pussy pussy.
Speaker 16 (18:29):
Well, watch this, you gay asshole, bomb Denmark, sir, the
Troll Trace belly in the hall.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
It's like, whatever it is, Yeah it works, Yeah it worked.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
He totally antagonized him just to get him to bomb Denmark.
All right, So back at SpaceX, now, Butters goes to
the bathroom as Cartman barges in. Cartman tells Butters to
back off from Heidi. Butters tells him about girls leave
people broken and their heart's covered in pooh. Cartman denies
it and says Heidi is really smart and really funny.
(19:05):
And then back at the brat Flowski's resident now Kyle
and Ike are on the computer reading a news article
about the bombing on Denmark. Sheila comes in and Kyle
screams in tear. She threatens him, demanding him not to
de fire again. After Sheila says when Jerald gets home
from Denmark, Kyle and Ike will both go in for counseling,
making them panic. While that's going on, back at Troll Trace,
(19:26):
Gerald is crying as Dildo Schwagons tell them to get
a hold of himself and tries to comfort him. Gerald
asked to speak with a person in charge. He's shown
and heard saying this through a monitor in a room
in the building. Leonard asked Jill or asks for jail
to be brought into the conference room. All right, so
let's jump back over to SpaceX's. Butter is about to
walk into the bathroom.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Hello, what are you doing?
Speaker 10 (19:55):
I mean, what are you doing calling my girlfriend?
Speaker 12 (19:57):
Funny?
Speaker 18 (19:58):
You better back off.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
You don't even know her.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
You haven't spent any time with her.
Speaker 12 (20:02):
You're just saying it.
Speaker 10 (20:03):
How do you even know she's buddy?
Speaker 12 (20:05):
Lookul you keep killing everyone.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
She is.
Speaker 10 (20:07):
Butters Heiding is everything to me.
Speaker 12 (20:09):
If you try and take her, I swear to God, Eric, Eric,
trust me. I want nothing to do with girlfriends. You
know what girlfriends do.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
They make you feel the happiest you ever felt. Then
they crawl up and shag with you and poop on
your heart.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Poop on your heart? What are you talking about?
Speaker 14 (20:30):
Girls get you to feel for them, make you think
they're the best thing in the world, and then move
on to the next thing.
Speaker 12 (20:37):
And you're left there crying with your heart covering poop.
Speaker 22 (20:41):
Heart.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
Not hiding.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
She's different, she's really smart and.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Sure.
Speaker 14 (20:50):
Sure officials have stated that all communication with Denmark has
ended and that a military strike on the country is
now imminent.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
Yeah, the President's stated, Yeay.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
What I don't understand is at this point, why doesn't
you just take the computer if she's so upset about
them being a computer unhooked the monitor, take it and
go lock it up. Yeah, but she doesn't do that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
My Nintendo spent half the time in my parents' room.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Right, Let me ask you now you're gonna maybe go
on in tangent. Did you guys ever have did anybody
ever like did your parents ever get the Nintendo lock
for your old school Nintendo? Do you remember that?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I remember that, but no, they never got the lot.
They'd like put my TV in Nintendo in the guest
room or something, which she know is a lot more
easily watched than my room.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I think AVGN might have covered that too. In one
of his episodes he did, yeah exactly talked about the
Nintendo lock. Man. It's been a while since I knew AVGN.
It's been a couple of months. He needs to drop something.
I wish I had millions of subscribers to where I
don't have to put out video as well.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I watched I see more videos about a VGN popping
up than I do actual a vg right, and like
half of them are about his beef with Mike Mattay.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
The funny thing is they don't even really have a beef.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I think that was they just don't work together.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It was just over expl like they just blew things
out of proportion, and it was just two guys who've
been doing a show together for five ten years. They
were like, yeah, I think it's this is this uh
has taken its toll, like it's it's gone as far as.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It like, we can either keep this going and wreck
the friendship, or we can remain friends and move on.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Right exactly, Well, you'.
Speaker 12 (22:57):
And that's gonna yell against the Kyle.
Speaker 10 (23:00):
I'm not against you.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Mom.
Speaker 14 (23:01):
Your father goes away on business at all you'll do
is don't.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
Find me at every turn.
Speaker 12 (23:06):
The next time you've done find me, it will be
your last.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Don't you understand?
Speaker 12 (23:11):
You can't get and when.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Your father gets home from take the computer going.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
In for constantly?
Speaker 14 (23:20):
What if God doing a detmark The government sent him
over there to do paralegal training so it would have
been nice and you could have shown a little support.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Oh shit, Uh okay, So now we're gonna jump over
to Dildeo Schwagons and Gerald having a breakdown.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Will somebody shut him on? Get a hold of yourself?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Right? Do you see that Gerald and the anonymous guy
are not spread eagle, but Dildo Schwagons is.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Because he did because Dildo goes hard in the pain.
Speaker 9 (24:02):
Hello, Dildo is the only one that owns what he
is in that entire crew.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
That's true that I was a dick?
Speaker 9 (24:13):
What do you call me?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
An asshole?
Speaker 10 (24:16):
I am, and I'm gonna die alone.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Just like you said, Come, You're not an asshole?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Is that I was?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Though?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Because I only trold to be funny?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Well, well, maybe being funny.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Is just sort of how you deal with serious subjects.
Speaker 22 (24:35):
Really really think I'm a bad person.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I'm sorry? Oh you guys, I'm sorry. That's okay, that's okay, skank,
all right.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Excuse me? Hello?
Speaker 10 (24:48):
Could I please speak to the person in charge?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I have something to say.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Please, just for a moment, bring him to the conference room.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
All right, So now at SpaceX again, Heidie's perpects look
at the board, Cartman and Butters both watch. Cartman starts
to argue with him after Butters tells him to not
feel bad about being used. Tells Cartman about how the
boys will be taken underground and milk for their semen,
and then only hope for boys is to start over
on Mars. Cartman says he's not being tricked and once
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again that Heidi is the smartest and funniest girl he knows.
And while that's going on, back at Troll Trace, Gerald
is trying to apologize as Leonard is eating. Gerald tells
him that he's not a troll and he misses his family.
Leonard tells him that Frigo Olerguard misses her family as well,
and Gerald says that he tries to be edgy and
push people's perspective and views. Leonard tells Gerald he's not
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going to kill him. He sends out the other people
in the room and says, do you want to know
what's really funny? And and then I really funny at
the Pentagraph Danish At the Pentagon now Jarrison. Garrison's advisors
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ask if he wants to go through with the bombing,
and he, without consideration, agrees to bomb them. He has
told Kyle's now on the phone. Garrison goes to answer.
Kyle tells Garrison he cannot bomb Denmark aus Garrison tells
Kyle he cannot understand the complexities of what is happening.
Kyle calls him a dipshit little gay puppet, and they
start to argue as Kyle throws insults Way. Garrison then
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says he will not bomb Denmark, and Kyle again taunts him. Garrison,
angry tells everybody to call off the bombing. So let's
go ahead and we'll go back to troll trace and SpaceX.
Speaker 14 (26:38):
Dude, I am so not getting this.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I just don't understand it. She's always been really smart
before and hilarious.
Speaker 13 (26:50):
Can we get a feel bad about getting built?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Derek?
Speaker 9 (26:55):
When the whiteboard shows up and we get a nice scream?
I want to get a nice a little pause. See
if it's actual real math, that's okay starting.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh, I'm sure it is. I'm sure we'll find that
out in trivia or pop culture.
Speaker 12 (27:10):
It's happened to olivation. Nobody's been duped.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Stop trying to suggest he's being manipulative.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Why would she want to trick me?
Speaker 12 (27:18):
The truth is girl haters.
Speaker 14 (27:19):
Eric they're sick of our shit, and one day they
plan to make us act weak, speak us underground, where
we just get milk for I've seen it.
Speaker 12 (27:28):
Boy's only hope is to start over on March.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 12 (27:32):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Heidi is the smartest, funniest person I've ever met.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
I'm not being tricked, and I'll prove it to everybody.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
Oh my gosh, thank you so much for talking to me.
I just really need to get something off my chest.
I'm so sorry. I have had the biggest epiphany.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
He's all trying to fucking act like he's like high
and mighty now after he was just in that room
crying his ass off.
Speaker 13 (28:02):
The damage I've done, the people I've hurt. But the
fact of the matter is I'm not really a troll.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I actually have a job.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 13 (28:11):
I've got a loving life and great kids. I've got
a family that really misses me.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
And needs me. Frazer all on guard. The volleyball player
had a family too. They miss her quite a lot.
Speaker 13 (28:25):
No, and that that is so tragic and I'm so
sorry she was driven to kill herself by trolling it's wrong.
But you know, I just sort of set things in motion.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
See, I'm a satirist.
Speaker 13 (28:38):
I challenge people's point of views by being sort of edgy.
And sometimes people can be like whoa and mistake that
for hate. But it's not hate who it's pointing out
hypocrisies in our society.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
You're so full of us kink and schnid. I can
smell it from here.
Speaker 13 (28:52):
If you say mean things and you're mean, then I
agree you should be killed. But if you're being funny,
which spreads joy?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Do you really think my plan is to kill you?
It's not leave us go go, go, go go. Do
you want to know what? All?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Right? Now?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Back in the war room?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Cool, we're back.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
We're back in the war room now. And now Kyle
is gonna call you gotta call on line one, call
on line two, and Kyle is online three. Kyle, what
does he want?
Speaker 16 (29:36):
Mister President? The bombers are in route to Europe? Are
you sure you want to proceed with this here?
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Bomb the shirt out of them. We have to be
tough here, mister President. The Grand Duke of Luxembourg is
online one. The Chairman of the Workers' Party is online two.
And Kyle is online. Three. Well, JZ, what does Kyle
want the president?
Speaker 12 (29:57):
Mister Garrison, you can't bomb Denmark, Oh, for Pete's sake.
It's wrong and it could start a bigger war.
Speaker 16 (30:04):
Kyle, this is all very serious diplomatic stuff. Okay, you
can't understand the political complexities involved here.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
I understand.
Speaker 14 (30:12):
You're a dipshit little gay puppet boyfriend manipulate you because
you miss the sweet.
Speaker 12 (30:19):
Ass who told you that that you only do it.
Speaker 14 (30:22):
Your little big boyfriend manipulates you into doing.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Carl, I am the president.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
You're a little dipshit president. We'll say, a dirty assle
with a dirty asshole your dick, and you shut you would.
You're a little god.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Hold Hold up on the bobs a minute.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Hold up on the fucking.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Bomb dipship, little president, that's what you are.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Back at SpaceX, Heidi has a flashback of emoji analysis.
Heidi asks if the order on the board is out
of sequence. The SpaceX engineers say she could be onto something,
as Cartman begins her to say mag uh and then
at troll Trace At Troll Chase, Leonard and Gerald are
still there, where the former reveals that he is not
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really Danish and then the real reason right he started
troll Trace was to set the entire world against each other, because,
in his words, it's fucking hilarious, and what Gerald done
was on a smaller scale. Gerald, shocked that Leonard would
deliberately start World War three, tells him that is not funny,
to which he calls him a pussy for finding his
plan not funny. All right, so yeah, let's jump back
(31:42):
in there SpaceX.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
Some people just want to see this ship burn, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
See, there's a full whiteboard there for your scoop if
you want to take a look. But it looks like
a lot of jargon, but there probably is.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, maybe, baby, how's it going?
Speaker 19 (32:01):
I don't understand what any of these symbols mean, so
in my head I'm trying to replace them with something
I know to try and see patterns.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, cool, babe.
Speaker 12 (32:10):
You remember that funny thing you were saying about soup
the other day?
Speaker 11 (32:12):
What was that again?
Speaker 19 (32:13):
And when I do that, I can't see how everything
linds up except for one thing.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I have amoji analysis, Yeah, o, emoji analysis.
Speaker 10 (32:31):
Do you do you remember that funny voice you did
at McDonald's. You were like you could you hit me,
Mike Water.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
You probably won't be able to make any solutions out
of it, but it looks like legitimate equations.
Speaker 19 (32:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (32:44):
Yeah, those who don't find up, babe.
Speaker 19 (32:46):
The only things that are out of order.
Speaker 18 (32:48):
Or the time you said anything about clouds and I
was laughing so hard.
Speaker 12 (32:51):
What was that again?
Speaker 9 (32:52):
Excuse me?
Speaker 19 (32:53):
Is it possible from the right and the third one
up from the bottom left or out of sequence?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I'm sorry, that's just there.
Speaker 12 (33:02):
It's in the wrong place. It needs to hume before that.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Wait a minute, she might be onto something here.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Okay, could you just do that?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Maybe?
Speaker 9 (33:10):
I think for them?
Speaker 11 (33:11):
Could you just suck cartman?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh, he's so paranoid now, it's funny. He's reverting back
to his old ways. His true colors are starting to show.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Butters brought him back to the dark side.
Speaker 16 (33:31):
He did, now, Gerald, do you remember, mister a skank
Hunt when you and your little buddies trolled the entire
country of a Denmark?
Speaker 13 (33:41):
And that was wrong too. I certainly want to apologize
for that. That was certainly a display of the power
of atrolling, wasn't it. But what would be even the
more impressive I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
What if you control the entire world.
Speaker 18 (34:01):
Somebody who could rise to political power through nothing more
than pushing people's buttons and getting them.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
All riled up.
Speaker 16 (34:09):
Become the leader of a Scandinavian country, perhaps get them
to listen to you when actually you're.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Not even fucking Danish in a way.
Speaker 18 (34:21):
Use that kind of create a machine that relies on
the shittiness of people to over other people, and watch
the whole world go completely batshit.
Speaker 16 (34:34):
Attention, all throw trace of workers, please report to Assembly
hauled one for a big announcement. Completely fool everyone and
keep your real intentions completely anonymous.
Speaker 13 (34:47):
You would deliberately start World War three, let the people
of Denmark die, set everyone on Earth against each other.
Speaker 22 (34:57):
Why because fucking hilaro hilarious Getting a Scandinavian country to
fight trolls by building a giant machine that actually shows
everyone on Earth is kind of a troll.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
To That's not funny. That's not funny. Don't be a
fat dude. That's real bro shit there, that's real bro shit.
Speaker 16 (35:22):
You're digs in the mouth and tit jokes, your amateur
little pussy.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Come on the balls.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
You can't do this to people.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
It's not right.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Listen to you all right, everyone shows about to begin.
(36:00):
What is going on? If you bob le? Wow? Not
pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
They got rick rolls. That's funny, all right. So following this,
the employees try to enter the locker room with the trolls,
but their access cars you saw failed. They struggled to
open it and then they got rick rolled. The employees
looking confusion as Dildo says it's impressive. Leonard locks the
door to the room Gerald is in as he tries
to escape, and then, finally, back at the Brawlowski residence,
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Ike is sitting looking out the snow as Kyle comes
in telling him it's time, but he says that he
doesn't know that he's strong enough to go through with it,
but it was the only way. Now Ike knows, and
Kyle tells I like to remember that he loves him
as a little brother, and Ike to Kyle that he
loves him too as his big brother and they are
always going to be brothers forever. Then Kyle finally says,
let's just get over with it. Meanwhile, Sheila's sitting in
(37:08):
bed reading a book as I comes in and says,
suck my balls here, a fat bitch. This goes Sheila
into screaming and starts to chase after him. Kyle points
that Ike is in the pantry, and then they lock
Sheila inside of the pantry. Kyle tells that they had
no other choice because they must use the computer. Sheila
keeps yelling telling them to not use the computer, and
(37:28):
Kyle says that they must use the computer as the
only thing they can do to save the family. Sheila
pounds on the door and screams, you are done. You
hear me, You are both done. That's how the episode ends.
So let's go ahead and we'll jump into the last
the last scene here as a last two scenes. I'm sorry,
Gerald gets locked in. Now I and Kyle back up
(37:50):
their house.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
He just watching the snow.
Speaker 9 (37:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (37:54):
I don't know if I'm strong enough to go through
with this. That's the only way now I know. Just
remember I always loved you, little brother. I love you too, baby.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Let's just get it over with Jesus like, now here
we go.
Speaker 14 (38:11):
Mommy, Mommy, yes, stick my balls, your fat bitch't get.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
Back on myself.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
He said the thing.
Speaker 15 (38:25):
He said the thing.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
He said the thing he said our podcast, Dave, who
do you.
Speaker 10 (38:29):
Think you all? Where is he?
Speaker 12 (38:31):
Where is your brother in the pantry?
Speaker 10 (38:34):
Don't you prying hard something?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Now?
Speaker 12 (38:36):
You are a big tuble like, wow, what what.
Speaker 10 (38:42):
You as?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
All right?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Mom?
Speaker 12 (38:44):
We're really sorry, but I can I really do something
that I be able to use the computer?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
What what come yours?
Speaker 12 (38:50):
No, we have to do this, mom. It's the only
thing that can save.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Our family now you, oh, ladies and gentlemen. And that
is how the episode comes to a conclusion.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
All right.
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Speaker 3 (41:01):
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Speaker 2 (41:28):
Take it Away, Stan and Kenny do not appear in
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if that would be something that would happen now. This
is the first episode to feature Trey and his second
(41:52):
wife's child, Kobe Irvin, as part of the voice cast.
Speaker 11 (41:58):
He does.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
A couple different voices throughout the years from here on out,
but he was Ike's voice on this. If I'm not mistaken,
Kyle indirectly breaks the fourth wall by saying, this isn't
South Park. What's happened to us? We've used to have
a challenge and deal with it then move on. This
(42:23):
was directly breaking the fourth wall. Let's not be let's
let's not be dumb here. This is also a reference
to the serialization that started in season eighteen and more
linear approaches during those seasons. Again, this is a very
(42:44):
meta comment During that episode, This marks the first time
that Garrison and Slave have spoken to each other since
follow that fall up, Kyle asking Ike where he learned
(43:06):
to swear and make dirty insults, and Ike's response of
daddy is definitely a reference to Ike's voice actor this
being his son this season or his daughter Betty Boogie
Parker was also on the show too, but Kobe Irvin
(43:27):
being Trey's child. This is the only episode in season
twenty where the member barriers do not appear, thank god,
And as Scoop was kind of alluding to earlier, this
(43:49):
it's not one giant equation on the whiteboard. It's just
a bunch of smaller equations that are copied and pasted.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, some of them go ahead.
Speaker 9 (44:09):
No, I was just gonna say I recognized a couple
of them. But yeah, it's just all Jewish compile ladies.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Well, ladies and gentlemen. That is your trivia with Joe
ver Nola and now ladies and gentlemen at double op.
It's going to read us up some pop culture, Scoop
(44:41):
take it away.
Speaker 9 (44:44):
The scene where car oh, my goodness, The scene where
Cartman and Butters are leaning against the Ringlings at SpaceX
is a reference to the wall scenes between Linus and
Charlie Brown from Peanuts comics and cartoons. Additionally, Cartman's line,
I just don't understand. It is similar to Charlie Brown's
(45:04):
line of I just don't understand Christmas. Cartman's delivery of
this line mimics the speech patterns of Charlie Brown and
here we go. Last, but not least, the music video
for Never Go to Give You Book by Rick Astley
is shown on the projectors screens yet again Duringing Troll
(45:27):
Chase staff assembly, Rick rolling everybody at Triple Trace, not
just the trolls, but the staff too.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Ladies, gentlemen, that is your pop culture this week. Pop
pop culture, all right, and now for some storyline continuity.
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One thing this week, when Cartman thinks Butter's is trying
to steal Heidi from him, he tells him that he
does not want anything to do with girlfriends since they
poop on his heart. This, of course, is referring to
his ex girlfriend Charlotte from Canada, who broke up with
him via Skype in the episode Wieners Out. And that
is your only bit of storyline continuity this week. Scoop Jackson.
(46:23):
As to the c that double Op, would you like
or dislike about this episode?
Speaker 9 (46:28):
We didn't have the member berrys.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Thank god, that dumb.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Stupid shit and but they fucking deliver on the troll chase.
Speaker 9 (46:38):
Troll chase, you know.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (46:42):
So we got mister Slave convincing mister Garrison to bomb
the shit, but then we got Kyle turning around convincing
him not to.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
What else.
Speaker 9 (46:54):
The trolls getting Rick the all right, yeah at the end,
the Rick rolling of the entire trolls and the staff
with the guy not even being from Denmark, and finally
like saying the goddamn thing.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
All right, Well that's Scoop Stoughts. What about you, Joe?
What did you like or dislike about this episode?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Felt like it focused entirely on one story of the season,
which up to that point had or it was definitely
the main story of the season, but like it didn't
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it didn't really address any of the subplots of the season.
Like there were no member barriers, there was no Hillary Clinton,
there was no there wasn't a lot of the stuff
from the other season, from the other plots of the
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season in this one. Like it just makes me feel
like Part two is going to be or Part three
rather it is going to be hodgepodged and just like
but that's just from looking at it as the whole
of a trilogy. Ike is hilarious. I like that this
(48:29):
has Sila going back to her roots of being an
overreacting can tankeris we know world can tankers? We don't,
so it just so. I like that, although this is
(48:55):
one of the few times where it Yeah, and even
though she only did the voices for like two or
three seasons, this was one of the few times where
it's super obvious that Mary Kay Bergman is no longer
doing the voices because when I think of angry Sheila,
I always hear it in Mary Kay's voice, and anything
(49:17):
else just sounds wrong.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Agreed, Agreed, Well, let's see here. What did I enjoy?
I enjoyed mister slave uh and his interaction with mister Garrison.
I enjoyed uh what's it called. I enjoyed Kyle then
calling him afterwards as well. Anything else that I enjoy.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
You know, it was a good episode overall, but like
like you put, like you pointed out, it's a you know,
kind of like a a standalone episode. You know, they
didn't really reference a lot of the plots, so I think, right, Jess,
to stand a lot of episode, So anything else guys.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
No, yes, I'm good. No, no, I'm there. It's got
some I like that Denmark got shown some love. They
don't get a lot of love in the media, like
a lot of media properties, you don't. I just like
that they got the shout up.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
All right, well, ladies and gentlemen, that's gonna do it
under an hour, kept it clean. Wow, that's gonna do it.
For another edition of smb A South Park Review coming
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the tenth and final episode of season twenty, the end
of serialization as we know it. Cartman finally understands why
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Heidi wants him to go to Mars. We see the
resolution of Kyle Iike as far as with Denmark and
troll Trace, and will control Trace be exposing everyone's Internet
history or will someone be able to finally shut it down.
It's all coming out next week on another edition of
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South Park as it aired on November the thirtieth, twenty sixteen.
Welcome to SMB two hundred and seventy nine. If you're
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listening to this episode the week of May fourteenth, May whatever, whatever.
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This week started with May twelfth, whatever.
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If you're listening to this episode the week of May twelve,
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Let's get right into it. Boys. Synopsis for this episode
is Cartman is certain that Butters is trying to steal
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his girlfriend based on what we saw last week with
Butter's call in Heidi, Smart and funny ye at the
Park count.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Can we blame Butters though? I mean, it's been a
while since he's had a Hot Cosby.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, but the thing part about this season was his
Canadian girlfriend broke up with them, so it's only been
like four or five episodes.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
M that's a while.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay, hot Cosby? Okay, Well, in Canada they call it
hot Cosby. Love So Yeah, love So at Park County
Police Station says in South Park are gathered fearful for
the launch of troll Trace. Henderson Yates damn Fine copp
(02:27):
Uh tells everybody to stay calm and calls out his
wife Maggie various times. Throughout his speech, he says they
can all get through this by relying on common decency
of the American people and not using troll Chase. After
saying this, everybody freaks out and starts to run away,
so Harrison says that perhaps he could have worded that
differently Maggie. At the Brawlowski residence, Kyle is sitting on
(02:52):
his bed his mother. She shouts at him for running
away and talk taking Hike with him while he was
in time out. Kyle says he's felt bad for him,
and Sheila says, you felt bad for him after the
horrible things he has said to people online. Then she
says he will be in big trouble and that Ike
was sick as a sick troll and tells them you
just wait till your father gets home. She closes the
(03:12):
door and Kyle sits there miserably. Meanwhile, Ike is sitting
on the bed all alone in his room as FaceTime
request from his father appears on the computer. When Ike
gets off his bed and goes to his computer, and
Gerald tells Ike that he will end up like his
brother or mom. As Kyle appears next to Ike. When
Kyle asks why he trolled, Gerald tells Kyle he trolled
because he thought it was funny. He tells them to
(03:34):
contact the resident to do something about the situation in Denmark,
and Sheila comes in and starts yelling them, telling them
to get off the computer. And while that's going on,
the three different scenes to start at SpaceX headquarters, millions
are outside the building angrily demanding to go to MARS.
Employee tells them they do not have a way to
(03:56):
get there yet, but that a girl who is really
smart and funny is working on it. Inside, Heidi is
standing in front of a whiteboard filled with equations. Cartman
asked her if she figured it out yet. Heidi says
that she does not understand any of it, and Cartman
encourages her, telling her that girls are smart and funny.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Revam for wrestling, thanks for joining us live, and of
course Joe Moore and Canadian Joe here with us as well.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Precie Joys you coming dead.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Appreciate you dropping a comment.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Kick the goddamn baby.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Kick the goddamn baby. All right, so let's start this
episode here as we are noise as we are outside
the Park County Police station.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Everyone calm down, please, we have to have fuel order.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Really know.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Everyone is scared.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
All our emails and internet histories are about to become
public knowledge. We all need to understand that troll trades
will never happen if people don't log on to use it.
The website is a massive database that cross references everything
ever said on the Internet.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It relies on people typing in a name.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
And address of someone else to add to that database.
If we can all agree to resist the urge to
look up other people's Internet histories, Maggie, Okay, Aggie, respect
each other's privacy, Darling, then our.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Town will suffer the Maggie as port Collins. What are
the police gonna do to make sure people don't use it?
I know, I'll certainly respect others privacy, but what about
people like Laura Tucker, the blabber mouth?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And that's hey, we have to come together as a community.
Laura Tucker saved your ass in SMB two fifty five,
The Magic Bush, Jada Craig's Mom's Bush, Save the town.
Calm down there, stotch.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
And resist you control trace, Maggie, Maggie, we have to
stay in control.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
This pack of our city will never happen so long
as we can rely on the rationality and the basic
decency of the American people.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And then they all freak out.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
Let's be real, there is no the individual. There is
decency with the individual, but with people there is no decency.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
No, what was it that it may have been like
Roosevelt or someone around that time, Like a person is smart,
people are dumb.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
There we go. That's what I was going for. Yeah,
definitely got that wrong. I'm sorry, no, no, but but
it's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
A person is decent, people as a whole not at all,
not at all.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
All?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Right now, in Kyle Zoom, as I mentioned.
Speaker 10 (07:01):
Were you thinking, how dare you?
Speaker 11 (07:04):
Outright?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
They fine?
Speaker 12 (07:05):
They like that your brother was being punished for using
the computer and you.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Decided to just leave with him.
Speaker 12 (07:11):
I just felt bad for him, for.
Speaker 10 (07:14):
Them after all the.
Speaker 12 (07:16):
Horrible things he said the people online. Your brother is
a sick trouble Kyle.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
You'll just wait for your father gets home, hike with
the have you been? Daddy needs your help.
Speaker 13 (07:37):
You don't want mommy and Daddy to get the force
to you. You know how bad your mom is. She
completely overreacts to everything. That's where your brother gets it from.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You don't want to.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
Be like Kyle, do you?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Dad? Hey, buddy?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Everything good?
Speaker 12 (07:50):
There? He was you this whole time. You're the truth
who cased all this trouble.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
No, it was your brother. I don't know what's wrong
with him, Kyle.
Speaker 14 (07:58):
He needs counseling, Heidi Turner, get multi analysis. It was
an adult, it was you.
Speaker 15 (08:03):
Okay, keep your voice down. Why did you do this?
Because it's funny, Kyle. It's called having a sense of
humor and laughing. You should try it once in a while.
Putting a penis in a mass of amomolus cancer is funny.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Because it's so not funny.
Speaker 13 (08:19):
God, Pushing people's buttons to get a reaction can actually.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Be very good for society, Kyle.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Listen to me.
Speaker 13 (08:25):
The Danish are crazy. You have to get people to
stop them. Go, get people riled up.
Speaker 12 (08:32):
Call the president.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (08:33):
When you push people's buttons, they go and push other
people's buttons.
Speaker 16 (08:37):
Now, get out there.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Guy a fly?
Speaker 10 (08:39):
What the hell is this?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
What did I fight?
Speaker 12 (08:44):
Get up right now?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It keeps getting fucked over, poor Iching, Kyle, freaking their
dead dude. Gerald kind of turns into a villain this season,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, just kind of go ahead, scoop.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Yeah, not to kind of give away what I want
to tell at the end about like my my likes
and dislikes, and what I.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Love about this episode. But as a father, it's just
it's so it's just like, yeah, it's so easy to
hate Gerald this this season, you know what I mean,
because God damn, you're blaming your kids.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, it's busy. It is this season where Gerald not
jumps the shark but definitely crosses the line, jumps over
the line and joins Randy and joins Randy marsh.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
In the yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Stop guilty the mos the cream doesn't rise to crep
some TIBs.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
So continuing on here SpaceX. Now, everyone please listen.
Speaker 17 (10:12):
We don't have any rockets going to Mars.
Speaker 18 (10:16):
You're not listening.
Speaker 17 (10:18):
We don't have the energy requirements figured out yet, we're
working as hard as we can. There's a little girl
working on the problem right now, and apparently she's incredibly
smart and funny.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
And there's hiding now standing in front of this giant
white board with all these equations and then carbon approaches.
Speaker 12 (10:37):
Babe, babe, I have no idea what any of this means.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
How do yes?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
You do?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
You just have to get over yourself.
Speaker 12 (10:43):
Come on, say it, say it.
Speaker 19 (10:46):
Girls rule, women are funny.
Speaker 12 (10:47):
Get over it. Get over baby, Stop holding yourself back.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Uh, excuse me, sorry, can we have a word please?
Speaker 10 (10:56):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Hang on, babe, this.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Doesn't seem like it's gonna work up, and we're rather busy.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Just give her a chance. She's the smartest, funniest girl
on earth.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
I haven't really heard of say anything funny.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, that's because you have a mental block elon musk.
They won't let you get it yourself.
Speaker 19 (11:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (11:14):
Go wait at Heidi she yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Fucking butters.
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Yeah that that but.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Right, So the door, the door, No, you're fine. So
the door opens. Now at troll Trace building, where the
trolls are locked into. As three people enter, Gerald immediately
tells him that he is not skink cunt forty two.
They point a gun at the trolls as Leonard Bedreger
tells them to remove their clothes. They all do so.
(11:43):
They are moved into another room with a large glass
window and they're putting Cheryl's chairs. I'm sorry, and Gerald
pleas and admits that he is skank cut forty two,
but he is ignored at this time. Yeah yeah, I
think so, And Joe says he might be slightly overstating
him her intelligence. Yeah, maybe maybe that's true. Joe More
(12:05):
and Canada. The door at South Park Church, people gather
and pray for forgiveness and peace about their actions online.
Kyle enters and tells everybody to take a stand and
not allow Denmark to control their way of life. He
advises everybody to call the president. Many of them let
out an annoyed side sy I'm sorry. So when they
call the president, they have a mister Slave call him
(12:28):
and he answers, gloating a little bit about his newly
gained power. Mister Slave tells people that people want Denmark bombed.
Mister Slave starts to provoke him in order to get
in to drop their rational facade, telling them he's a
pussy and a bitch and he's too scared to do it.
Garrison finally snaps and tells the virus to bomb Denmark
and the other is in the room with mister Slaves
(12:48):
start to celebrate. All right, So back at troll trace
now with Gerald and the rest of the trolls here.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Oh thank god, it's been a mistake.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay, I'm not one of them.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
My son is skank Hunt to go online and see
he's still doing it.
Speaker 16 (13:08):
All of you remove your clothes, what are you gonna
do to us.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Remove your clothes now, So.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
They start taking off their clothes.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
In here me.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Oh god, oh god, they're gonna kill us.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
No no, no, no, okay, okay with me.
Speaker 10 (13:30):
You're right, I'm skank hunt but I'm not like them.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Please.
Speaker 12 (13:35):
I have a good job. I have a good guy.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
This dude, he starts breaking down and crying and ship.
Speaker 20 (13:42):
It's funny. I was trying to make people laugh. That's
a positive thing, right. I wasn't doing it to hurt people.
I was just doing comedy.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's different, Dude, I don't care if I'm I don't
care if I'm naked or not. Okay, I'm I'm sitting
sprawled out, legs open right bread Eagle brom.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Man, spreading like we breathing. Walk around. Dude, you're gonna
see you're gonna see some breath.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You're gonna see my coin person we breathe it.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You're gonna see a bat wing. You can see.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Uh, what's the what's the one where the legs are
he's bent over, he's got it between his legs.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
What's that one took him between closing legs?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Man, I would totally go out like James bond in
Casino Royale. They're just like a little to left. Everyone's
gonna know you died scratching my balls.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
H and I believe see the lock him up. And
now at the church, as I mentioned, everyone's praying Lord.
Speaker 21 (14:52):
We look to the on this our most troubled.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
This is the first time we've seen the Catholic priests sometimes.
Speaker 21 (14:57):
Stray, and now all we can do is wait for
the inevitable to happen. Soon, everything we have said and
done online is going to be known to all. Many
lives will be turned upside down. Of course, I have
nothing to be worried about, since I'm a priest. There's
nothing I am ashamed of doing on the internet, so
definitely no reason to look up my history.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
But for many, this is a time to pray. Oh Lord,
please online Maggie, please try and understand that Maggie.
Speaker 20 (15:31):
Was only out of curiosity.
Speaker 21 (15:36):
Please understand that we might have used racial slurs, but
only because it was too a close friend and never
meant to.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Be in the public.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
Never meant to have it affair, is what they said.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Did they say? Never meant to know?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
He said, I think he was talking about looking at
dating sites or porn or something like that and basically saying,
we did that, but it was never meant to have an.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Affair, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
And then the second thing he was talking about is
about using racial slurs.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, Kyle now.
Speaker 12 (16:10):
Rightning your way of life?
Speaker 14 (16:11):
And you're all just sitting here praying like a bunch
of babies, and they have come on, this is at
South Park. What's happened to us? We used to have
a challenge and deal with it, then move on to
the next one. Now we've just been dealing with trolling
and internet stuff over and over, week after week. And
I don't know about you, but I getting pretty sick
of it.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, I love him. Reference Denmark.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah, Denmark.
Speaker 12 (16:41):
You guys need to, you know, call the president and
get him to take action.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
By the president, he won't listen to us. He hates us, now, no,
but there's somebody he will listen to. All right.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So now we're at the Pentagon now and there's a
whole we're in the war room, a whole bunch of
shit going on. And this is what I mentioned. He's
gonna get a couple of phone calls and one of
them is mister slave Okay.
Speaker 16 (17:07):
A global destabilization like we've never seen. Countries everywhere are
terrified their internet may be hacked. Well, what do they
want me to do about it? You're the leader of
the free world. Everyone is looking to you to be
the calm and steady voice they all need, mister President,
mister President, the Israeli Prime Minister is online one, the
Chancellor of Germany is online two, and a mister slave
(17:29):
is online three.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Mister this is the president. Hey, what's that?
Speaker 16 (17:37):
Well, well, well, crawling out of the woodwork to try
and get me back now that I'm a big cheese.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
No, I'm coming. Because people want you to bomb Denmark?
Who wants me to bomb Denner? Lots of people because
it's like going to ruin their freedom of speech or something.
Speaker 16 (17:52):
Mister slave, This is all very complicated diplomatic stuff. Okay,
you can't just go bombing other countries.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Oh Jesus Christ, you're such a little bitch, such a
little bitch. I happened to be president, bitch, you're a
little bitch. President. You're too scared to bomb anybody scared.
My advisors have told me that you're scared.
Speaker 16 (18:14):
Just do it.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Your little advisors tell you to do. I just thought
a military strike on Denmark is warranted, then I will
have the balls to bomb them pussy pussy.
Speaker 16 (18:29):
Well, watch this, you gay asshole, bomb Denmark, sir, the
Troll Trace belly in the hall.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
It's like, whatever it is, Yeah it works, Yeah it worked.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
He totally antagonized him just to get him to bomb Denmark.
All right, So back at SpaceX, now, Butters goes to
the bathroom as Cartman barges in. Cartman tells Butters to
back off from Heidi. Butters tells him about girls leave
people broken and their heart's covered in pooh. Cartman denies
it and says Heidi is really smart and really funny.
(19:05):
And then back at the brat Flowski's resident now Kyle
and Ike are on the computer reading a news article
about the bombing on Denmark. Sheila comes in and Kyle
screams in tear. She threatens him, demanding him not to
de fire again. After Sheila says when Jerald gets home
from Denmark, Kyle and Ike will both go in for counseling,
making them panic. While that's going on, back at Troll Trace,
(19:26):
Gerald is crying as Dildo Schwagons tell them to get
a hold of himself and tries to comfort him. Gerald
asked to speak with a person in charge. He's shown
and heard saying this through a monitor in a room
in the building. Leonard asked Jill or asks for jail
to be brought into the conference room. All right, so
let's jump back over to SpaceX's. Butter is about to
walk into the bathroom.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Hello, what are you doing?
Speaker 10 (19:55):
I mean, what are you doing calling my girlfriend?
Speaker 12 (19:57):
Funny?
Speaker 18 (19:58):
You better back off.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
You don't even know her.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
You haven't spent any time with her.
Speaker 12 (20:02):
You're just saying it.
Speaker 10 (20:03):
How do you even know she's buddy?
Speaker 12 (20:05):
Lookul you keep killing everyone.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
She is.
Speaker 10 (20:07):
Butters Heiding is everything to me.
Speaker 12 (20:09):
If you try and take her, I swear to God, Eric, Eric,
trust me. I want nothing to do with girlfriends. You
know what girlfriends do.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
They make you feel the happiest you ever felt. Then
they crawl up and shag with you and poop on
your heart.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Poop on your heart? What are you talking about?
Speaker 14 (20:30):
Girls get you to feel for them, make you think
they're the best thing in the world, and then move
on to the next thing.
Speaker 12 (20:37):
And you're left there crying with your heart covering poop.
Speaker 22 (20:41):
Heart.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
Not hiding.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
She's different, she's really smart and.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Sure.
Speaker 14 (20:50):
Sure officials have stated that all communication with Denmark has
ended and that a military strike on the country is
now imminent.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
Yeah, the President's stated, Yeay.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
What I don't understand is at this point, why doesn't
you just take the computer if she's so upset about
them being a computer unhooked the monitor, take it and
go lock it up. Yeah, but she doesn't do that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
My Nintendo spent half the time in my parents' room.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Right, Let me ask you now you're gonna maybe go
on in tangent. Did you guys ever have did anybody
ever like did your parents ever get the Nintendo lock
for your old school Nintendo? Do you remember that?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I remember that, but no, they never got the lot.
They'd like put my TV in Nintendo in the guest
room or something, which she know is a lot more
easily watched than my room.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I think AVGN might have covered that too. In one
of his episodes he did, yeah exactly talked about the
Nintendo lock. Man. It's been a while since I knew AVGN.
It's been a couple of months. He needs to drop something.
I wish I had millions of subscribers to where I
don't have to put out video as well.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I watched I see more videos about a VGN popping
up than I do actual a vg right, and like
half of them are about his beef with Mike Mattay.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
The funny thing is they don't even really have a beef.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I think that was they just don't work together.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It was just over expl like they just blew things
out of proportion, and it was just two guys who've
been doing a show together for five ten years. They
were like, yeah, I think it's this is this uh
has taken its toll, like it's it's gone as far as.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It like, we can either keep this going and wreck
the friendship, or we can remain friends and move on.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Right exactly, Well, you'.
Speaker 12 (22:57):
And that's gonna yell against the Kyle.
Speaker 10 (23:00):
I'm not against you.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Mom.
Speaker 14 (23:01):
Your father goes away on business at all you'll do
is don't.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
Find me at every turn.
Speaker 12 (23:06):
The next time you've done find me, it will be
your last.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Don't you understand?
Speaker 12 (23:11):
You can't get and when.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Your father gets home from take the computer going.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
In for constantly?
Speaker 14 (23:20):
What if God doing a detmark The government sent him
over there to do paralegal training so it would have
been nice and you could have shown a little support.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Oh shit, Uh okay, So now we're gonna jump over
to Dildeo Schwagons and Gerald having a breakdown.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Will somebody shut him on? Get a hold of yourself?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Right? Do you see that Gerald and the anonymous guy
are not spread eagle, but Dildo Schwagons is.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Because he did because Dildo goes hard in the pain.
Speaker 9 (24:02):
Hello, Dildo is the only one that owns what he
is in that entire crew.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
That's true that I was a dick?
Speaker 9 (24:13):
What do you call me?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
An asshole?
Speaker 10 (24:16):
I am, and I'm gonna die alone.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Just like you said, Come, You're not an asshole?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Is that I was?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Though?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Because I only trold to be funny?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Well, well, maybe being funny.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Is just sort of how you deal with serious subjects.
Speaker 22 (24:35):
Really really think I'm a bad person.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I'm sorry? Oh you guys, I'm sorry. That's okay, that's okay, skank,
all right.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Excuse me? Hello?
Speaker 10 (24:48):
Could I please speak to the person in charge?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I have something to say.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Please, just for a moment, bring him to the conference room.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
All right, So now at SpaceX again, Heidie's perpects look
at the board, Cartman and Butters both watch. Cartman starts
to argue with him after Butters tells him to not
feel bad about being used. Tells Cartman about how the
boys will be taken underground and milk for their semen,
and then only hope for boys is to start over
on Mars. Cartman says he's not being tricked and once
(25:23):
again that Heidi is the smartest and funniest girl he knows.
And while that's going on, back at Troll Trace, Gerald
is trying to apologize as Leonard is eating. Gerald tells
him that he's not a troll and he misses his family.
Leonard tells him that Frigo Olerguard misses her family as well,
and Gerald says that he tries to be edgy and
push people's perspective and views. Leonard tells Gerald he's not
(25:44):
going to kill him. He sends out the other people
in the room and says, do you want to know
what's really funny? And and then I really funny at
the Pentagraph Danish At the Pentagon now Jarrison. Garrison's advisors
(26:04):
ask if he wants to go through with the bombing,
and he, without consideration, agrees to bomb them. He has
told Kyle's now on the phone. Garrison goes to answer.
Kyle tells Garrison he cannot bomb Denmark aus Garrison tells
Kyle he cannot understand the complexities of what is happening.
Kyle calls him a dipshit little gay puppet, and they
start to argue as Kyle throws insults Way. Garrison then
(26:25):
says he will not bomb Denmark, and Kyle again taunts him. Garrison,
angry tells everybody to call off the bombing. So let's
go ahead and we'll go back to troll trace and SpaceX.
Speaker 14 (26:38):
Dude, I am so not getting this.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I just don't understand it. She's always been really smart
before and hilarious.
Speaker 13 (26:50):
Can we get a feel bad about getting built?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Derek?
Speaker 9 (26:55):
When the whiteboard shows up and we get a nice scream?
I want to get a nice a little pause. See
if it's actual real math, that's okay starting.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh, I'm sure it is. I'm sure we'll find that
out in trivia or pop culture.
Speaker 12 (27:10):
It's happened to olivation. Nobody's been duped.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Stop trying to suggest he's being manipulative.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Why would she want to trick me?
Speaker 12 (27:18):
The truth is girl haters.
Speaker 14 (27:19):
Eric they're sick of our shit, and one day they
plan to make us act weak, speak us underground, where
we just get milk for I've seen it.
Speaker 12 (27:28):
Boy's only hope is to start over on March.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 12 (27:32):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Heidi is the smartest, funniest person I've ever met.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
I'm not being tricked, and I'll prove it to everybody.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
Oh my gosh, thank you so much for talking to me.
I just really need to get something off my chest.
I'm so sorry. I have had the biggest epiphany.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
He's all trying to fucking act like he's like high
and mighty now after he was just in that room
crying his ass off.
Speaker 13 (28:02):
The damage I've done, the people I've hurt. But the
fact of the matter is I'm not really a troll.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I actually have a job.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 13 (28:11):
I've got a loving life and great kids. I've got
a family that really misses me.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
And needs me. Frazer all on guard. The volleyball player
had a family too. They miss her quite a lot.
Speaker 13 (28:25):
No, and that that is so tragic and I'm so
sorry she was driven to kill herself by trolling it's wrong.
But you know, I just sort of set things in motion.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
See, I'm a satirist.
Speaker 13 (28:38):
I challenge people's point of views by being sort of edgy.
And sometimes people can be like whoa and mistake that
for hate. But it's not hate who it's pointing out
hypocrisies in our society.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
You're so full of us kink and schnid. I can
smell it from here.
Speaker 13 (28:52):
If you say mean things and you're mean, then I
agree you should be killed. But if you're being funny,
which spreads joy?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Do you really think my plan is to kill you?
It's not leave us go go, go, go go. Do
you want to know what? All?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Right? Now?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Back in the war room?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Cool, we're back.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
We're back in the war room now. And now Kyle
is gonna call you gotta call on line one, call
on line two, and Kyle is online three. Kyle, what
does he want?
Speaker 16 (29:36):
Mister President? The bombers are in route to Europe? Are
you sure you want to proceed with this here?
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Bomb the shirt out of them. We have to be
tough here, mister President. The Grand Duke of Luxembourg is
online one. The Chairman of the Workers' Party is online two.
And Kyle is online. Three. Well, JZ, what does Kyle
want the president?
Speaker 12 (29:57):
Mister Garrison, you can't bomb Denmark, Oh, for Pete's sake.
It's wrong and it could start a bigger war.
Speaker 16 (30:04):
Kyle, this is all very serious diplomatic stuff. Okay, you
can't understand the political complexities involved here.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
I understand.
Speaker 14 (30:12):
You're a dipshit little gay puppet boyfriend manipulate you because
you miss the sweet.
Speaker 12 (30:19):
Ass who told you that that you only do it.
Speaker 14 (30:22):
Your little big boyfriend manipulates you into doing.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Carl, I am the president.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
You're a little dipshit president. We'll say, a dirty assle
with a dirty asshole your dick, and you shut you would.
You're a little god.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Hold Hold up on the bobs a minute.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Hold up on the fucking.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Bomb dipship, little president, that's what you are.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Back at SpaceX, Heidi has a flashback of emoji analysis.
Heidi asks if the order on the board is out
of sequence. The SpaceX engineers say she could be onto something,
as Cartman begins her to say mag uh and then
at troll Trace At Troll Chase, Leonard and Gerald are
still there, where the former reveals that he is not
(31:19):
really Danish and then the real reason right he started
troll Trace was to set the entire world against each other, because,
in his words, it's fucking hilarious, and what Gerald done
was on a smaller scale. Gerald, shocked that Leonard would
deliberately start World War three, tells him that is not funny,
to which he calls him a pussy for finding his
plan not funny. All right, so yeah, let's jump back
(31:42):
in there SpaceX.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
Some people just want to see this ship burn, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
See, there's a full whiteboard there for your scoop if
you want to take a look. But it looks like
a lot of jargon, but there probably is.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, maybe, baby, how's it going?
Speaker 19 (32:01):
I don't understand what any of these symbols mean, so
in my head I'm trying to replace them with something
I know to try and see patterns.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, cool, babe.
Speaker 12 (32:10):
You remember that funny thing you were saying about soup
the other day?
Speaker 11 (32:12):
What was that again?
Speaker 19 (32:13):
And when I do that, I can't see how everything
linds up except for one thing.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I have amoji analysis, Yeah, o, emoji analysis.
Speaker 10 (32:31):
Do you do you remember that funny voice you did
at McDonald's. You were like you could you hit me,
Mike Water.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
You probably won't be able to make any solutions out
of it, but it looks like legitimate equations.
Speaker 19 (32:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (32:44):
Yeah, those who don't find up, babe.
Speaker 19 (32:46):
The only things that are out of order.
Speaker 18 (32:48):
Or the time you said anything about clouds and I
was laughing so hard.
Speaker 12 (32:51):
What was that again?
Speaker 9 (32:52):
Excuse me?
Speaker 19 (32:53):
Is it possible from the right and the third one
up from the bottom left or out of sequence?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I'm sorry, that's just there.
Speaker 12 (33:02):
It's in the wrong place. It needs to hume before that.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Wait a minute, she might be onto something here.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Okay, could you just do that?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Maybe?
Speaker 9 (33:10):
I think for them?
Speaker 11 (33:11):
Could you just suck cartman?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh, he's so paranoid now, it's funny. He's reverting back
to his old ways. His true colors are starting to show.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Butters brought him back to the dark side.
Speaker 16 (33:31):
He did, now, Gerald, do you remember, mister a skank
Hunt when you and your little buddies trolled the entire
country of a Denmark?
Speaker 13 (33:41):
And that was wrong too. I certainly want to apologize
for that. That was certainly a display of the power
of atrolling, wasn't it. But what would be even the
more impressive I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
What if you control the entire world.
Speaker 18 (34:01):
Somebody who could rise to political power through nothing more
than pushing people's buttons and getting them.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
All riled up.
Speaker 16 (34:09):
Become the leader of a Scandinavian country, perhaps get them
to listen to you when actually you're.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Not even fucking Danish in a way.
Speaker 18 (34:21):
Use that kind of create a machine that relies on
the shittiness of people to over other people, and watch
the whole world go completely batshit.
Speaker 16 (34:34):
Attention, all throw trace of workers, please report to Assembly
hauled one for a big announcement. Completely fool everyone and
keep your real intentions completely anonymous.
Speaker 13 (34:47):
You would deliberately start World War three, let the people
of Denmark die, set everyone on Earth against each other.
Speaker 22 (34:57):
Why because fucking hilaro hilarious Getting a Scandinavian country to
fight trolls by building a giant machine that actually shows
everyone on Earth is kind of a troll.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
To That's not funny. That's not funny. Don't be a
fat dude. That's real bro shit there, that's real bro shit.
Speaker 16 (35:22):
You're digs in the mouth and tit jokes, your amateur
little pussy.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Come on the balls.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
You can't do this to people.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
It's not right.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Listen to you all right, everyone shows about to begin.
(36:00):
What is going on? If you bob le? Wow? Not
pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
They got rick rolls. That's funny, all right. So following this,
the employees try to enter the locker room with the trolls,
but their access cars you saw failed. They struggled to
open it and then they got rick rolled. The employees
looking confusion as Dildo says it's impressive. Leonard locks the
door to the room Gerald is in as he tries
to escape, and then, finally, back at the Brawlowski residence,
(36:46):
Ike is sitting looking out the snow as Kyle comes
in telling him it's time, but he says that he
doesn't know that he's strong enough to go through with it,
but it was the only way. Now Ike knows, and
Kyle tells I like to remember that he loves him
as a little brother, and Ike to Kyle that he
loves him too as his big brother and they are
always going to be brothers forever. Then Kyle finally says,
let's just get over with it. Meanwhile, Sheila's sitting in
(37:08):
bed reading a book as I comes in and says,
suck my balls here, a fat bitch. This goes Sheila
into screaming and starts to chase after him. Kyle points
that Ike is in the pantry, and then they lock
Sheila inside of the pantry. Kyle tells that they had
no other choice because they must use the computer. Sheila
keeps yelling telling them to not use the computer, and
(37:28):
Kyle says that they must use the computer as the
only thing they can do to save the family. Sheila
pounds on the door and screams, you are done. You
hear me, You are both done. That's how the episode ends.
So let's go ahead and we'll jump into the last
the last scene here as a last two scenes. I'm sorry,
Gerald gets locked in. Now I and Kyle back up
(37:50):
their house.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
He just watching the snow.
Speaker 9 (37:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (37:54):
I don't know if I'm strong enough to go through
with this. That's the only way now I know. Just
remember I always loved you, little brother. I love you too, baby.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Let's just get it over with Jesus like, now here
we go.
Speaker 14 (38:11):
Mommy, Mommy, yes, stick my balls, your fat bitch't get.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
Back on myself.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
He said the thing.
Speaker 15 (38:25):
He said the thing.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
He said the thing he said our podcast, Dave, who
do you.
Speaker 10 (38:29):
Think you all? Where is he?
Speaker 12 (38:31):
Where is your brother in the pantry?
Speaker 10 (38:34):
Don't you prying hard something?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Now?
Speaker 12 (38:36):
You are a big tuble like, wow, what what.
Speaker 10 (38:42):
You as?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
All right?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Mom?
Speaker 12 (38:44):
We're really sorry, but I can I really do something
that I be able to use the computer?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
What what come yours?
Speaker 12 (38:50):
No, we have to do this, mom. It's the only
thing that can save.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Our family now you, oh, ladies and gentlemen. And that
is how the episode comes to a conclusion.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
All right.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
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That dad?
Speaker 9 (40:16):
Did I get?
Speaker 12 (40:20):
Check my bag?
Speaker 10 (40:22):
Check my bag, check my bag.
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Speaker 3 (41:01):
And.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Hell Ma.
Speaker 9 (41:04):
He learned the scupophonics you.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Know, Ladies and gentlemen. This man is the twenty twenty
two South Park Red Rocks Day one Trivia Champion. He
is affectionedently known on this podcast as a trivia.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Godd.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Joe Vernola, Joe.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Take it Away, Stan and Kenny do not appear in
this episode. Elon Musk voiced himself in this episode. Keep
in mind this episode is quite old. I don't know
if that would be something that would happen now. This
is the first episode to feature Trey and his second
(41:52):
wife's child, Kobe Irvin, as part of the voice cast.
Speaker 11 (41:58):
He does.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
A couple different voices throughout the years from here on out,
but he was Ike's voice on this. If I'm not mistaken,
Kyle indirectly breaks the fourth wall by saying, this isn't
South Park. What's happened to us? We've used to have
a challenge and deal with it then move on. This
(42:23):
was directly breaking the fourth wall. Let's not be let's
let's not be dumb here. This is also a reference
to the serialization that started in season eighteen and more
linear approaches during those seasons. Again, this is a very
(42:44):
meta comment During that episode, This marks the first time
that Garrison and Slave have spoken to each other since
follow that fall up, Kyle asking Ike where he learned
(43:06):
to swear and make dirty insults, and Ike's response of
daddy is definitely a reference to Ike's voice actor this
being his son this season or his daughter Betty Boogie
Parker was also on the show too, but Kobe Irvin
(43:27):
being Trey's child. This is the only episode in season
twenty where the member barriers do not appear, thank god,
And as Scoop was kind of alluding to earlier, this
(43:49):
it's not one giant equation on the whiteboard. It's just
a bunch of smaller equations that are copied and pasted.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, some of them go ahead.
Speaker 9 (44:09):
No, I was just gonna say I recognized a couple
of them. But yeah, it's just all Jewish compile ladies.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Well, ladies and gentlemen. That is your trivia with Joe
ver Nola and now ladies and gentlemen at double op.
It's going to read us up some pop culture, Scoop
(44:41):
take it away.
Speaker 9 (44:44):
The scene where car oh, my goodness, The scene where
Cartman and Butters are leaning against the Ringlings at SpaceX
is a reference to the wall scenes between Linus and
Charlie Brown from Peanuts comics and cartoons. Additionally, Cartman's line,
I just don't understand. It is similar to Charlie Brown's
(45:04):
line of I just don't understand Christmas. Cartman's delivery of
this line mimics the speech patterns of Charlie Brown and
here we go. Last, but not least, the music video
for Never Go to Give You Book by Rick Astley
is shown on the projectors screens yet again Duringing Troll
(45:27):
Chase staff assembly, Rick rolling everybody at Triple Trace, not
just the trolls, but the staff too.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Ladies, gentlemen, that is your pop culture this week. Pop
pop culture, all right, and now for some storyline continuity.
(45:57):
One thing this week, when Cartman thinks Butter's is trying
to steal Heidi from him, he tells him that he
does not want anything to do with girlfriends since they
poop on his heart. This, of course, is referring to
his ex girlfriend Charlotte from Canada, who broke up with
him via Skype in the episode Wieners Out. And that
is your only bit of storyline continuity this week. Scoop Jackson.
(46:23):
As to the c that double Op, would you like
or dislike about this episode?
Speaker 9 (46:28):
We didn't have the member berrys.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Thank god, that dumb.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Stupid shit and but they fucking deliver on the troll chase.
Speaker 9 (46:38):
Troll chase, you know.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (46:42):
So we got mister Slave convincing mister Garrison to bomb
the shit, but then we got Kyle turning around convincing
him not to.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
What else.
Speaker 9 (46:54):
The trolls getting Rick the all right, yeah at the end,
the Rick rolling of the entire trolls and the staff
with the guy not even being from Denmark, and finally
like saying the goddamn thing.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
All right, Well that's Scoop Stoughts. What about you, Joe?
What did you like or dislike about this episode?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Felt like it focused entirely on one story of the season,
which up to that point had or it was definitely
the main story of the season, but like it didn't
(47:45):
it didn't really address any of the subplots of the season.
Like there were no member barriers, there was no Hillary Clinton,
there was no there wasn't a lot of the stuff
from the other season, from the other plots of the
(48:06):
season in this one. Like it just makes me feel
like Part two is going to be or Part three
rather it is going to be hodgepodged and just like
but that's just from looking at it as the whole
of a trilogy. Ike is hilarious. I like that this
(48:29):
has Sila going back to her roots of being an
overreacting can tankeris we know world can tankers? We don't,
so it just so. I like that, although this is
(48:55):
one of the few times where it Yeah, and even
though she only did the voices for like two or
three seasons, this was one of the few times where
it's super obvious that Mary Kay Bergman is no longer
doing the voices because when I think of angry Sheila,
I always hear it in Mary Kay's voice, and anything
(49:17):
else just sounds wrong.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Agreed, Agreed, Well, let's see here. What did I enjoy?
I enjoyed mister slave uh and his interaction with mister Garrison.
I enjoyed uh what's it called. I enjoyed Kyle then
calling him afterwards as well. Anything else that I enjoy.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
You know, it was a good episode overall, but like
like you put, like you pointed out, it's a you know,
kind of like a a standalone episode. You know, they
didn't really reference a lot of the plots, so I think, right, Jess,
to stand a lot of episode, So anything else guys.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
No, yes, I'm good. No, no, I'm there. It's got
some I like that Denmark got shown some love. They
don't get a lot of love in the media, like
a lot of media properties, you don't. I just like
that they got the shout up.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
All right, well, ladies and gentlemen, that's gonna do it
under an hour, kept it clean. Wow, that's gonna do it.
For another edition of smb A South Park Review coming
up next week. It's the season finale of this season,
the tenth and final episode of season twenty, the end
of serialization as we know it. Cartman finally understands why
(50:48):
Heidi wants him to go to Mars. We see the
resolution of Kyle Iike as far as with Denmark and
troll Trace, and will control Trace be exposing everyone's Internet
history or will someone be able to finally shut it down.
It's all coming out next week on another edition of
(51:13):
that c m B South Park.
Speaker 15 (51:29):
Name.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Someone got to do this one for Dame
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yes,
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