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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Here we go again, Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to
another radition. I'll pass m south Park Review. We're each
and every week we react, review and break down to
South Park episodes in order in linear fashion, one by

(00:28):
one until every episode is done. And this week we
have come to the end of season twenty. That's right,
ladies and gentlemen, the end of serialization as we know it.
It's been a long journey years. It's been a lot
of freaking journey to get here. As we get closer

(00:50):
and closer to getting current and we get closer to
the brand new season, which will be out in a
couple months, so we're excited for that. But I die grass.
What up? Joe Moran, thanks for jumping in saying what's up?
We're live, We're back.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Come my boy.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
It's going down. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
You know you my blah blue blue all right.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
So, the end of serialization as we know it is
the oh what's up? Revamp Wrestling? Thanks for drawing. Oh
that's cool comment. The comments now pop up on the
right hand corner. Do you see that in a little
small like twitch, It just comes right up. That's pickq.
It's a brand new uh. It was watching us live
right now on YouTube. It's a brand new feature that streamyard,

(01:38):
but it's a beta thing where it'll act the comments
will actually just automatically show up like Twitch does. So
eat peq. But this is the end of serialization as
we know. It is the tenth and final episode of
season twenty and the two hundred and seventy seventh overall
episode of South Park as it first aired on December seventh,
two thousand and sixteen. Of course, I am your host

(02:01):
MSG with my boy.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Oh achool, what up?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Scoop? Welcome back?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's coming down, you know what I'm saying. Happy to
be here. I appreciate you being here.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
So the synopsis for this episode is Carbon finally understands
why Heidi wants Hit to get him to Mars. So
SpaceX has finished using Heidi Turner's research. So SpaceX has
finally finished using Heidi Turner's research to create a massive
source of energy that can easily propel transport to Mars.

(02:47):
But after realizing that Heidi intends to break his heart.
According to his skewed perception, Cartman tries to convince various
SpaceX staff to cancel the Mars project by explaining that
his visions of life on Mars Colony ended with the
insaved slavement of men.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
And while that's going on, Kyle and Ike have recruited
all their remaining classmates to restart skank count'strol network. However,
their mother, Sheila, escapes from the pantry she was previously
locked and forcing Kyle and Ike to escape using a
Fulton system as she searches for them across a crumbling
south of Park. Sheila ends up at the Tucker's house
when the distraught Laura Tucker reveals that she has already
used troll Chase to reveal her husband Thomas's Internet history

(03:29):
and invites Shila to do the same. Sheila searches Ike
first and discovers that he's innocent, but cannot bring herself
to search for Gerald. So let's start off this episode
here where they're at the Pentagon, here with spacesols nobody.
They're good situation room here.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Mister President, Russians are scrambling bombers to attack Denmark. NATO
wants to know how we intend to stop them. President
mister President, you can't just sit there with your stank face.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Okay, the Trool Tricks.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Website just have to go online. In less than fifteen minutes.
The world is incomplete chaos. Fuck, someone is leading a
coordinated cyber strike on this wonderful That a cyber attack, Well,
that's good. Where's it coming from? Could be Russian? We
don't know whoever this troll is. He's pretty hard core set.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
And then we jump over and it's just Kyle now,
and there's gonna be some copyrighting music, so I want
to play for a second, all right, So as you
can see, Kyle with the copyrighting music in the background,
is now trolling. He's getting all the rest of his
friends on board.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
What the how and the way that Kyle is asking
about to ask Tolkien?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
That's fine, come on, elaborate. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
The way that he's about to ask how to piss
off a bunch of black people?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh, oh gotcha. I can't play it because of music.
So I guess Kyle here is trying to ask Tokien
how to piss off a bunch of black people.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
That's what I was just trying to like, because we
can't play it. That's that's just one. And then you
know he sits here and he asks about fucking gay
gay people.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Now, is tweaking Craig? That's funny. All right, let's jump
ahead here because obviously we can't play all of it
with the copyrighted music. All right, So here's Sheila. As
we mentioned, she's still in the pantry.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
I'm like you play for you.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, that's going on. Everybody at troll Trace is still
getting rick rolled over and over by this song. And
at the Pentagon, the US government realized the only way
to stop troll trace is to overload the Internet with
trolling to the point where it shuts down and resets itself.
To coordinate with the trolling team in Denmark as well's
Kyle an Ike to overload the system, but their effort

(06:04):
cannot be beat. Now that the active troll trase without
a massive source of power of the Mars power source
at SpaceX. This is not a very long breakdown, is it.
Well that's going on. Let's jump back over to troll
Trace now. I gotta wait until the song's over here. Okay,

(06:29):
here we go.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Scregg Skildo, screg can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yes, yes, where are you The troll locked us in
the control room with his Danish workers.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
How long before the website goes online?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Less than ten minutes? Oh god, Skike cut the troll.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Trace servers, monitor and catalog outrage and hate on the Internet.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
There's a troll out there trying to overload.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
Them by generating tons of hate.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Skank.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Whoever's doing it is doing it from your account, my account. Yeah,
he's pissing off a lot of people. That's my boy.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Now we're at SpaceX here, and of course Heidi was
able to come up with a I guess mathematical equation
that was able to help Elon, Musk and the rest
of SpaceX create this energy, which is enough energy now
to apparently go to Mars. So of course Heidi is
both smart and funny. But Carbon is starting to get
a little worried because Butters ends up telling them that

(07:30):
the well they're gonna enslave men underground and use them
for their semen.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
It's the most massive energy source of its size we've
ever seen.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
We've done it Elon. With this type of energy, we
can easily get mankind of Mars. This is amazing and
it's all thanks to you, little girl. How did you
get to be so smart?

Speaker 9 (07:51):
I just have a boyfriend who really supports me.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Well, come on, I want to know everything about you.

Speaker 7 (07:58):
Connectings in the grass, all of that.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
That's really we have to tell you.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, that's the voice of Elon Musk, he voiced the
last three episodes of himself of this season.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Fucking yeah right Musk?

Speaker 9 (08:15):
But are you sure about what's going to happen on Mars.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
It's all been leading up to this. We've just been
too blind to see it before.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Hey, you guys need anything, water, soda.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Maybe just a moment alone to talk sure about what.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
At the future of man? It's funny. Okay, So here's Kyle.
Now back with the rest of the trolls. The music's
gone now now, Kevin, are you there?

Speaker 9 (08:42):
Kenny?

Speaker 7 (08:43):
I typed did everything you told me to?

Speaker 10 (08:46):
Woo root, Kyle, I don't know how you No.

Speaker 9 (08:51):
So far, the only thing he's done has been from
Dad's account. Need you to stay clean? No trolling?

Speaker 10 (08:55):
Okay, you can just help me with what I should say?

Speaker 7 (08:59):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 5 (09:00):
This is total swaggers.

Speaker 9 (09:02):
Who are you?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'm a colleague of your father's We see what you're
trying to do and we're gonna help. We trolled with
your father, now we will troll with you, okay, Son
that your father is very proud of you. He was
the best at Trevor's axiom. He believes you can be too.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
What the hell is Trevor's axiom.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Trevor's axiom is a well known equation.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
So this is where they explained Trevor's axiom. This is
what I've told people about as well, where you basically
you know, for instance, let's say Scoop posted on his
social media account I like chicken, and then I came
in and I was like, yeah, I bet you like chicken,
you fucking cocksucker. And then someone would come and comment.
Someone would come and comment on my thing and be like, no, Matt,

(09:48):
you're a cocksucker. And then all then you have to
wait because then now you're gonna have somebody defend me
and be like, Matt's not a cocksucker. That's just totally
pointed out the atrocities of how chicken are really blah
blah blah blah, And it just creates a snow ball
effect where people just start arguing back and forth off
of one comment that would be pretty funny though. All right,
so this here's him explaining it.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's a way in which one person could create a
massive reaction on the Internet. Look, person A trolls Person B,
but it's not about Person B. The troll is trying
to push buttons to try and get a reaction from hundreds,
eventually creating person C, whose overreaction and self righteousness will
elicit a reaction from person's D through F, who weren't
trolls but can't help rip on person C. Their reactions

(10:29):
lead to outraged person's G through N, and it keeps going,
generating massive energy. It's like the fission reaction that leads
to a fusion explosion, all bringing up the worst in humanity.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
That sort of sounds like how I got elected.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
No really, and this kind of overreaction can be amplified
through the Pentagon servers. It could blow out the Internet
before troll trace offer does substantial damage.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Gentlemen, get me in contact with that troll. Okay, Now,
as we mentioned, cartmen and butters are still at space X,
and they're gonna talk to this guy who works there,
and he's gonna start explaining to him that we need
to pull the plug on going to Mars because women
are gonna enslave us.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Isn't much time. This whole thing has to be stopped.
We can't go to Mars.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
You keep saying that, but not why, because here knows
the future.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
What are you talking about.

Speaker 8 (11:24):
I've had visions of Mars for the past few months.
I'm a visionary, That's why I came here, why I
brought her. But the visions weren't complete until recently. I
know what happens.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Oh oh, all right, So here's cartman. He's gonna now
show you what happens on.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Her bouncing around the red sand.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Cute.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
It would be really nice.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
Hard You'll think the rover cars and roller coasters are
really cute, really cute.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
You'll like something the other colonists off seem to be winning.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
You know what's interesting is that, Why would why would
we put roller coasters on Mars? Why is that the
first thing that Carmen thinks that's gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
It's really thin and key to be fin and key.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I just wouldn't expect South Park, or I wouldn't expect
people are going to Mars be like, you know what,
now that we're here, it's going middle a roller coaster.
Let's build a theme park on Mars. Not you know,
trying to get civilization up and running, but let's let's
build a theme park. You know me and you would
be like, let's figure out how to grow weed here
on Mars. Exactly how do we do this?

Speaker 6 (12:39):
How do we bring space weed?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Space weed?

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Can you imagine growing weed in like the Mars World
red weed, Mars weed.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
And then you bring it home and it gives you superpower?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well, I don't know if you could bring it home,
because it's like, to get to Mars, it's like a
three year trip, right to get two Mars' three to
get back, it's three years. That'd be six years of
your life. But really it's only been like a couple
of years on Earth or something like that. Well, actually
know I'd be six years on Earth time. But so
it'd be like you left when you're thirty thirty, whatever,

(13:14):
and then you come back and all your friends are
in their forties. Okay, what's up back after six years?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
How's it going? And I just got back with some
space weed? Do you want some?

Speaker 6 (13:28):
I'm like, hell, you have no idea what I've been brother.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
It started on Mars, but it.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Like some alien finds you. You share some space weed
with the alien.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh, they get down, We get down, and it's just
like start rolling around through the galaxy, rolling blunts of
smoking and doing the equivalent of like rolling around beating mailboxes,
stealing Mike Tyson's fucking tiger.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
That's funny. So Cartman continues now on Mars.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
And then you'll start to wonder where are all.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
The guys, the.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
Crowd, the crowd, and soon you'll realize there's areas you
didn't understand the purpose for it.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
M Carponel going under ground.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
That's when you're learn the truth. Men have been forced undergrounds,
deemed useless by women. They are mine for the only things.

Speaker 8 (14:30):
Women still need us for our seamen and our jokes.
What you don't need to do that, you'll be trapped

(14:52):
down there forever in the common joke minds of Mars.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
In the common jokes that's that's ridiculous, I would and
need us to do that.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
They're just as funny as men.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
If there's even a little part of you that doesn't
really believe that, then think about what else has to
be going on?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Eh, is women?

Speaker 7 (15:15):
What what you have to help us get this.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
All right back at troll Trace.

Speaker 11 (15:27):
Now.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Gerald is trying to escape so that way he can
catch up with the guy who's going to put Trollchase
online within the next ten minutes, that being the mister Deasier.
And uh yeah he's Ah, Gerald's eventually gonna encounter him.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
God damn it, Greg, you're still there. Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
The servers are starting to heat up, but the Danish
say there are breakers that will never.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Let them overload.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
You've gotta climb up the building and shut off those breakers.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
I can't go anywhere in the conference room.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Oh, they can't call to the conference rama at nine.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
Nine.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
That's it, nine.

Speaker 11 (16:11):
Just one digit yept wonder.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Here Sheila's still locked in the closet up now she's
our and her name was Sheila Gerald. Now looking for
some clothes, find some Danish outfits.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Skank there yet.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
Yeah, I'm up with all the surfers. The first breaker
should be there. Tell them to look for a large
red lever. Skank you feel a large red lever.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
I love how they made it, Like.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
Right, that's.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
What I ask.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
You, Mexican.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
I love that theory.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Like look my asshole, you Mexican mich uh fucking Ike.
She the freaks out now and she's gonna have a meltdown.

Speaker 9 (17:29):
Yo, look my young pants right so you can play
on your computer.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Hope she breaks the computer. My gone and she chases
after him.

Speaker 9 (17:45):
Hio, Hi, mommy, got sho.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
You you help make your brus.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
That's why.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
I just want to wait for the I'm looking for
the court that he puts on.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh you're saying for what he's about to try and
escape with.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, there's been a mistake.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
I kids in the school troll We're trying to help
the face out out.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
Not another word from here about you.

Speaker 9 (18:12):
You'll both crowded from the cup down forever. Please, you
gotta listen to me. Iike is innocent. Don't You'll think
I'm stupid. No, Mom, you just don't know everything.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
Right now.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
I'm sorry, Mom, I'm just trying to protect my family.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
What what what? What?

Speaker 11 (18:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Goodness? So as you saw their denmark, Gerald escapes from
the control room with the help of both the troll
team and the betrayed troll trace riggers. He's guided across
the facility to overload troll trace operations, attracting the attention
of the troll Trace CEO Leonard Bedrigger. Bed Rigger eventually
confronts Gerald on the bridge lead into the fire I'll
overload switch, resulting in debate over the nature of trolling
the Gerald wins by kicking bed Rigger and the crotch

(19:05):
and throwing him over the railing to his death. And
then at the SpaceX facility, Cartman evacuates Elon Musk and
the workers with a fake bomb threat from NASA, before
distracting Heidi long enough for Butters and an allied SpaceX
employee to rig the Internet to the Mars power source.
So here's go on.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
Tell Elon, I know you've dreamt of mankind getting to Mars,
but it's not going to be very kind to men.
They're going to put us underground for what. What's the
one thing women don't have? Semen and a sense of humor.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
That's two things.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
They're religous.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Comedy.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
They can be just as funny as men.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
You should meet my girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
She's really smart and really funny.

Speaker 8 (19:53):
Oh oh Christ. It's something they due to our brains.
They attract us like flies to the spider web, and
then they make you think they're really smart, really funny, but.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
They're only really smart.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Elon.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
They can live without us, We can't live without them.
If even one sixteenth, if you believes women might not
be as funny as men, Elon, Elon.

Speaker 10 (20:22):
Why don't you kill yourself? Trust me, no one will care,
you fat fucker, you fat umkerke. When this is all over,
we're gonna need to clean your mouth out.

Speaker 9 (20:31):
You clean your mouth out, dude. I need his hatred
towards women right now.

Speaker 7 (20:39):
Dude, he's not around anywhere.

Speaker 9 (20:40):
He must be out of towel shit.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Hold on, Oh.

Speaker 10 (20:46):
Hey, mister president, Oh you're the troll who started all this.

Speaker 9 (20:50):
Uh what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Don't worry your secret safe with me? So long as
you keep.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Doing what you're doing, the American government is behind you.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
It is up the good work.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
We're gonna take that big ship storm of Hey, you're
creating an amplify it.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
We'll try to create enough energy to blow up the
whole internet. You're doing.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
God's work. The one song that's always being played in Denmark.
So this guy is getting ready to leave and he
notices it's been shut down. Oh so now he's gonna
turn back around. And he turns back around and goes
back to troll Trace. All right, So here's what's going
on in South Park. Everyone's freaking out, obviously because troll

(21:31):
Trace is starting to come online and people are like,
oh no, I mean Internet history's gonna be shown to everybody.
And so she l ends up with the Tuckers.

Speaker 9 (21:41):
Hey, my boys come to see Craig hiding from me, and.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
She's freaking out and crying.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
A bit.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
He's such a bastard.

Speaker 9 (21:55):
When you marry someone and you think you.

Speaker 10 (21:57):
Know them, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Troll Trace, it's up and running.

Speaker 9 (22:02):
It could tell you anybody's Internet history. I couldn't resist.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
I looked at my husband the website he's visited.

Speaker 9 (22:09):
Or just disgusting.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
May I use this a moment? Sure?

Speaker 9 (22:14):
Type in any name. It will show you everything they've
ever done online.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Be careful, you might not like what you say, like
what you hate.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
There's a lady troll Trace. That's their cover.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
It's this lady.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
She comes up with the fat Holy crap. Ike has
never actually been on troll Trace.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
What the hell am I gonna do? Butters? I can't
live without HAIDI carbon now on Butters, but I also
can't live on the common joke.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Mind of Mars, the COmON joke minds of Mars.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
If I stay on Earth where the internet is, how
do he finds out? I know, women aren't actually funny?
And if I go to Mars, I get milk like
a goat.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
What where the are you? Well, I'm a SpaceX. Where
are you SpaceX?

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Why?

Speaker 10 (23:00):
Well, we're sort of cleaning to stand on mech enegy source.
But now we're trying to figure out what to do
with you, Like, how did you nor become an energy source? Well,
that can get humanity of us?

Speaker 7 (23:10):
Is that half cal do you mind?

Speaker 8 (23:12):
I'm having really big girl problems right now, Cartman.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
I think we might be able to help each other.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Huh. In a rare situation, Kyle is actually right. Cartman
wants to, you know, prevent them from going to Mars now,
and Kyle needs an energy source. That way they can
amplify this trolling back at troll trace, Gerald is still
trying to turn off all of the servers.

Speaker 7 (23:36):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
And as he gets to the last breaker here, hey.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
The left breakers should be there headed to.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
It now, Bed Riggers shows up.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I'm ten steps ahead of you. What's the matter? Skank hunt.
You just can't stand me out done. Huh, get out
of my way.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
What you're doing is wrong. What I'm doing is wrong.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
How is getting millions of people to kill themselves different
from getting one person too?

Speaker 5 (24:07):
It's completely heartless and malicious.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
You can honestly stand there as a troll and tell
me what I'm doing isn't hilarious.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
No, it's hacking the world to show that most people
at differently online.

Speaker 9 (24:19):
Isn't even technically satirical?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
How is it not satirical?

Speaker 7 (24:25):
How not? Wait?

Speaker 4 (24:26):
What?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'm confused?

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Nothing here? Maybe Kyle was telling the truth. Oh Laura,
I think my boys were being honest with me about
what are you accused? I I can't really say, but
this thing says he's clean.

Speaker 9 (24:41):
I gotta find my boys, Lava, thank you so much.
It's not our kids we have to worry about. My
husband was on three married but dating websites.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
He looked at me four thousand times in one month.

Speaker 11 (24:54):
Jesus, Jesus, that's a lot of time to look at porn.
Like if she had said thirty, then you'd be like, okay,
we once a day.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
But four thousand times, scoop. Hold on that kind of
like chapes, my wi wi, we gotta we gotta take
a look here, four thousand divided by the average of
thirty days. I mean she's looking at porn one hundred
and thirty three times a day and average Jesus Christ,

(25:31):
get out. It's pretty funny. He's watching a lot of porn.
He's still watching a lot of porn.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
He doesn't have any girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
And now Sheila goes back to troll trace or thinks
about it.

Speaker 10 (25:50):
To respect your old's privacy, sure yeah, sure, yeah, respect you'd.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Give him that.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
You really think you can resist me?

Speaker 9 (25:58):
Her type in his name due my quick little look
quickly look.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
She's acting as it like, she's like, if you don't
fucking do it, I'm gonna do it. I will look
up Jeryl Broflowskip right now.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
The West Wing or the Situation room is currently in Abysmalds.
You can see this guy here's running. He's on fire.
He's on fire.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
There's nothing more we can do.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Nearly everyone is not life.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah where did he come from? Why was he on fire?

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Where did he go?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
And nobody else cared? There's this a normal day at
the office. Some dude's on fire.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
The power we can, mister President, trol trace has been
online for almost fifteen minutes.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Now it's too late. We need to get you down
to the bunker. Oh, I've got a bunker. Well that's good.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
That's good, mister President.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
We have an urgent call from Kyle.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Kyle.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Sorry, Kyle, looks like it's not going to work.

Speaker 10 (26:57):
Mister Garrison and I have just found a lot more energy.
The Pentagon can't connect the SpaceX.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
What the is that?

Speaker 6 (27:04):
You know?

Speaker 10 (27:04):
The company trying to find new forms of energy, create
jobs to get to Mars.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Okay, that's dumb, but go on.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Okay, okay, look what you're doing back now prove that
everyone is either a bad person or a snow right.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
So how is that funny?

Speaker 5 (27:20):
That's not what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I'm showing everyone that all this stuff that freak out
over doesn't even matter.

Speaker 9 (27:25):
No, but see, that's just nihlism. I'll come on.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
That is so so.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Wait, if you do something outrageous, offensive thing with a
positive attitude, you're a satirist. But if you're cynical about it,
then you're a nihilist. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (27:42):
You're trying to get people to go to war.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
And kill each other.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
So maybe this is like the new post funny era
of satire.

Speaker 8 (27:55):
Back at SpaceX, we evacuate the building an India game.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
We've received a bomb threat from NASA. This is not
a drill. The Na's a terrorists are super jelly of us.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Please quiet, calmly, find the nearest exit and get as
fast as you can.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
Oh hey, bab, what what's up?

Speaker 9 (28:14):
There's a bomb threat?

Speaker 7 (28:15):
Oh yeah, I was just they told me on the
ferny thing. It was spinning.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
It's such a thing. It was spinning.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
Big is everything? Okay? You seem different lately, distant really.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
But it's in the background. They're about to hook up
a giant thing.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
No, no, Hattie, why would you think that you don't really.

Speaker 10 (28:32):
Talk for She still yeah, sounding needy.

Speaker 9 (28:36):
Huh uh huh uh huh yeah, go on, Eric, I
just I.

Speaker 10 (28:40):
Hope you're always honest with me, even if you think
it might hurt my feelings.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
Uh huh yeah, Kim, Heidi, I'll always do what's best
for both of us. Now, come on, we gotta get outside.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Back at Tucker's house, she la Profelowski.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
I shouldn't do this.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I can't argue with you.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Anymore.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
I want to stand here and tell you that you
and I are different.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
But it's not true. It's not true. All we've been
doing is making excuses for being horrible people. I don't
know if you've tried a lesson you have.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I have to stand here and look at you, and
all I see is a big, fat reflection of myself with.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Only one minor difference.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Ah, damn, Jerald, dude.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Funny bit. That's it. Your dad's got it. Give it
everything you've got, make it pregnant.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
Do it.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
Re rout the internet through spice axe re routing.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Now now it explodes. Everything starts to destruct SpaceX. Sheila
was just about to type in Gerald Broflowski, but then,
all of a sudden, troll trace goes offline. Wait did

(30:15):
you see that?

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Yeah? Do you want to go back and look?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Hold on, look at that chubby girls eating disorder. Fat
chick's anonymous tweet to Jennifer Lawrence, tweet to Natalie Portman
grows U gleat Bill dildo swagons email sent female females
log into Reddit. That's funny, tweet amy ad. And there

(30:51):
you go. Now the Internet is shutting down, and now
it's got to reboot how just happened? Has SpaceX is
blowing up? Now you can hear there in the background.
Now we're gonna get to reveal here with Cartman, Heidi
and Elon.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Well, it looks like you're gonna have to kind of
start over. Huh you done? Maybe he should just go
back your car.

Speaker 10 (31:22):
Wow, babe, looks like all our dreams are kind of
on hold for a while.

Speaker 8 (31:25):
Huh yeah, Well Cartman, some people's dreams are other people's nightmares.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
What he was a joke? All right? The next day,
Now everybody comes outside, life goes on.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
The end of civilization didn't happen. A massive electric pulse
completely erased the.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Internet, Gerald got away with it.

Speaker 9 (31:52):
Given a second chance, a Mullagam.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Kyle and psych gone forever. They're pissed.

Speaker 10 (32:06):
Boys and girls can learn to respect each other again.
Realize how careful our online lives have to be, because
we've all seen what happens when the twitters, Facebook's and
trolls decide our reality. Now that we've been given this
second chance, it's up to all of us to see what.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
We do with it.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
And the first new email since the Internet was erased
successfully went out at six am today. The honor went
to a mister Dave Beckett of Boca Raton, Florida. Mister Becker,
the first person to socialize on the new Internet.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Can you tell us what you did?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Well?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I sent an email with a photo to my old
friend Thomas Winger up in Connecticut.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
And what did you say to mister Winger?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I showed him my dick called him a fame. That's funny.
That's funny. Oh boy. All right, well, ladies and gentlemen,
that's gonna do it on this side of the podcast here,

(33:19):
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get into the trivia, pop culture, storyline, continuity, and more.
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(34:52):
and some storyline continuity that we may have missed throughout
the episode. Today, I'm going to start off here with
some trivia. I am not the two thousand twenty two
Red Rocks Day one South Park Trivia Champion. I am
not a trivia god. Go I'm gonna do my best.
Here's some trivia. This episode has four deleted scenes, three

(35:14):
of which have major impacts on the plot.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
One.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
While Kyle is on FaceTime with all the kids convincing
them to start trolling. Craig tells them that if he
starts trolling, then it will show up on troll Trace history.
Kyle explains that it would not matter because the plan
is to overload the servers and get them to shut
down before anyone can look up his history. Craig's dad
then comes into zroom to tell him that he loves
them and it's over for him, referring to Laura later
finding out all the porn he watched, and then comes

(35:38):
back to the scene of Kyle talking to Kevin and
Kenny that was in the final episode. As we saw
as a result of the previous episode with mister President,
Garrison calls for troll Trace to be airborne by but
then quickly calls it off. Two Air Force pilots are
shown in a flying fighter jet in a route to
carry out the tack when they get a radio message
to them telling him to abort the attack and head back. However,
one of the pilot shuts the radio off, explaining to

(35:58):
the other pilot he does not want his history being
available with while the other pilot a green as a
result of the previously deleted scene, Denmark is airborne by
fighter jets, including the troll Trace building which we never saw,
and Randy mister Mackie, Mayor McDaniel's and the other town
residents visit JJ abrams house in a scene that is
nearly identical to the scene in Member Barriers where the

(36:19):
US representatives try to convince Abrams to reboot the national anthem. However,
in this scene they ask Aras to help reset troll
Trace situation. They also apologize for blaming him in the
Member Barriers for the result of the election. Kenny receives
only one line in this episode, where he says, me too, dude.
What's next? When Sheila starts her search on the troll
Trace website shows that brow Flowski residence is located at

(36:41):
one thousand and two Avenue de le Moscanos, South Park, Colorado,
eight zero four four zero. Laura claims that Thomas has
looked at poor and four thousand times a day in
one month. As we already explained from the math, that
would be one hundred and thirty three times a day,
and then we kind of went to it. But as
far as the search history, here's what ike search history

(37:04):
was it was Google search of Zelda, Breath of the Wild,
how to Lose Baby teeth, logging into Minecraft, Taylor Swift's
Taylor Swift Song, Blank Space, and Megan Trainer's me Too.
And then as we saw with Jerald Brovlawski, there was
Fat Chick's anonymous Tumblr tweaked Natalie Portman searching cottage cheese, cellulate, uggos,

(37:24):
chubby girls eating disorder, and plant parenthood and ladies and gentlemen.
That is your trivia. And now it's that s to
the Sea, that double op. It's gonna read a sub
pop culture take it away, scoot.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
The title of this episode is play on the title
of nineteen eighty seven song It's the End of the
World as We Know It and I Feel Fine by
the alternative rock band rim Leonard Bedraggers death mirrors the
death of the Emperor from the Star Wars film Turn
of the Jedi. After SpaceX is destroyed, Cartman suggests Elon

(38:07):
Musk go back to your little cars, referring to his
involvement with Tesla Motors. In the scene in which Kyle
and Ike escape from Sheila, they are shown using Fulton's
surface to air recovery system The Fulton system has been
used in the James Bond film Thunderball and more recently
in the film Dark Night, where Batman uses it to

(38:28):
apprehend a culprit Countant from within a skyscraper while Leonard
is observing Gerald trying to shut down the servers that
troll chase his phone. Server service provider is Singular, a
parody of the new defunct Singular.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Defunct have Singular Wire that's before they were brought out
by AT and T. And Ladies and Gentlemen, That is
your pop culture with Scoop Jackson. And finally, here's some
storyline continuity. Bill Clinton's warnings to Butters about the future
of mankind of referenced again in Cartman's Nightmare about Mars.

(39:13):
And also chim Pokemon is referenced to get an Ike's
Internet history. He searched Google for chim Pokemon's Sun and Moon,
a reference to the new game at the time, Pokemon
Sun and Moon, which was released prior to this episode airing.
And finally, this is the first appearance of Sparky since
Woodland creater Christmas. A long time since we've seen Sparky.

(39:34):
And Ladies and Gentlemen. That is your storyline, continuity, your
references to pop culture, your trivia, your full recap, scoop.
You watched this a number of times, give me your thoughts,
your analysis on this episode.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
All the times I watched it through, I tried to
look for stuff. So that's like really rememorable and really funny.
But there's only just a couple the code to the
door being just nine. So the way that the Danish
said everything up so simple. It's pretty funny because easy
to shut it down, you know. Yeah, and the coming

(40:10):
minds of Mars. That was pretty funny. Yeah, yeah, that's
pretty much. That's pretty much all I got. Really, like, there's.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Not this episode is a hard one to laugh at
a lot, you know, like it's kind of like I
don't want to be like a cop out for the
end of the season. But because they try and wrap
everything up, they did, and they tried, they tried and
and then and to some extent they were successful. I
think the funniest part of the episode is the end

(40:44):
with the guy signed a picture of send a picture
of my nick and called him, you know, like that
was funny. I'm trying to think if there was a
I mean, I guess Cartmon and Butter is trying to
explain to the guy, the SpaceX worker about what was
going to happen on Mars, and that scene on Mars
or Cartman is like gets taken in underground and now
he has to write jokes and his semen is being

(41:06):
taken from That was, you know, somewhat funny. And Ike
is always funny when he's trying to when he's giving
Kyle advice on how to say bad things. So I
thought that was funny. But yeah, overall this episode is
it isn't a dud, but it's not like a top
fifty or even like a top one hundred for.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Me, you know, yeah, I'd put this in like the
top like two tens.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Two hundreds. Yeah, yeah, Well there you go. Well, ladies
and gentlemen, that's it. That's it for season twenty.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
That's it for another edition of smb A South Park
Review coming up next week means Scoop are gonna coming
up next week. Me and Scooper are reviewing white people
renovating houses now that mister Gary is in complete charge.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
What happens when Randy starts his own renovating house Television
reality TV show, as well as what happens when the
rest of the people who are losing their jobs to Amazon,
Echo and Google Home fight back to take back their jobs.

(42:25):
It's all coming up next week on another edition of
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