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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back. That's right, Welcome back to
another edition of s m B a South Park Review,
or Each and every week we break down south Park
for you in linear fashion, one by one until every
episode it is John and we are back once again
(00:40):
for a special, uh holiday special, and we're gonna go
down some interesting avenues here as one man fights for
people to not think he is a Christopher Columbus sympathizer.
And the boys lose their holiday and they must try
(01:03):
everything that they can to get it back. Of course,
I'm not alone. I'm joined by that's to see that DOUBLEP. Scoop.
There it is, Scoop, there it is, And our buddy
Jovinole should be joining us here at some point. He's
off making those big bucks. But let's talk a little
(01:26):
south Park scared. But Randy is scared in this episode, Scoop,
because in this episode it's a return to form. Is
a forbidden love story between a white man and a
Native American man unfolds. However, the boy's story exploits many
miseries for laughs. All right, So here's how this episode
starts out. Kids are running around south Park Elementary, destroying
the file cabinets and papers. Clyde runs in with a
(01:49):
burning torch, setting the papers on fire, and Cartman says,
the school canceled Columbus Day, which means they have to
come to Skew on Monday. What's up, dabbing Kentuck. Yeah,
we know, it's a little bit later than ten pm.
At South Park Elementary Gymnasium, a man named Peter Galtman
says at the school won't celebrate Columbus Day. The parents
(02:11):
are shown as he addresses them, and a statue of
Columbus has shown, where Randy comes in out of nowhere
and encourages everybody to take it down. Randy climbs on
top of it tries to remove it. People watch him confused,
and a rope gets wrapped around the statue and Nelson
uses a car to pull it down and the statue
falls down as people look on. So this of course
(02:34):
is them talking about, you know, what was going on
back then when people were starting to revolt against you know,
specific individuals who represented negative direct actions on others. You
(02:56):
know what I'm saying, Like me, you know, people will
learning more about Christ for Columbus, all the things he
did against people.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Maybe Davin, it's gonna everybody's probably adjusting to our new schedule,
so we might not have everybody clicking at the same
time for maybe a week or two till everybody figures
it out that we're here on Tuesdays now.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yes, sir, that is accurate. If you're watching, you want
to watch us live when this episode drops on the
podcast for him, we are live on Tuesdays right now
as I am now, busy on Wednesday nights. But that
being said, it's all good. We will be back on
Wednesday nights probably when the new episode. New seasons start.
Probably want to do that just so we probably probably
(03:44):
want to do that. But yeah, let's get rock and
rolling here. Here we are at south Park Elementary. Get
on Canna's largest LTE network.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Can hear the announcements.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Canada?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
What they can't do this?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The plans? Hey, there's.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
The Columbus Day is racist and should be eliminated. Dude,
what a take away.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
My name is Peter Galtman. I am the head of
the school calendar committee. I've decided that school will not celebrate.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
The Columbus State this year.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I realized this is a hot button issue for many families,
but one parent in particular, has really suayed my opinion
with his passion, mister Randy Marsh. Mister Marsh pointed out
to me the hypocrisy of glorifying a genocidal murderer, and
mister Marsh's right now also working on having the Columbus
statue taken down in Canyon City.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So now we go to Kansas City where we see
the Columbus statue.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Come on, everybody, let's take this. Take it down Columbus
with a mass matterer, tear it down. Tear it down. Yeah,
cause it's not working. We almost got it. Guystad good,
(05:20):
that's good. Okay, hit the gas Nelson, We got it. Everybody.
To hell with you Columbus.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
You whoa.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wow, that's extreme.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Hey dude, dude, did you know it's your dad who's
getting the school to cancel Columbus Day. Yeah, dude, I
don't know what's going on. He's really serious about this. Well,
you gotta do something. If you get him to back down,
maybe the school where reconsider. I can't get him to
back down, Stan, I have to be with my mom
doing shit like this all the time. But she's never
tried to take away a.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Holiday boom that's true. That's factual. Sheila has never tried
to take away holidays.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Scoop no, no, until this point looks like it.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean, she tried to get them to sensor Terrence
and Philip and kill those people off. She you know,
she's constantly been like fighting against things on TV and violence,
but she has never really tried to get this. Well,
that's not true. Maybe she didn't try to get it.
The holiday itself canceled, but didn't she and Gerald, or
(06:32):
at least she complained about the holiday play that they
did back in the day during one of the Christmas
specials with Mister Hanky, and they turned it into uh,
you know what is it called like a weird Christmas
(06:52):
And as the lights dim and we go for do
do Do Do Do do? Like there was like it
turned it into a weird play because Gerald and Sheila
were not happy that there was too much Christmas representation
in the all dype of school play. I don't know
that was an old one. I'm going back and deep
into the vault there, and that's like first couple of seasons.
(07:14):
Columbus Day is I don't know, I don't know, is
Columbus Day back now? I don't know, Scoop. Is Columbus
Day back now?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I think it's called something else.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Now, Oh, it's called Indigenous People's Day, something like that.
It's a near day, it's a new day, Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's like people during COVID got so bored sitting around,
just started overthinking and analyzing everything that has ever gone
around in their life. And it's just like, all of
a sudden, everything is the worst.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Everything is the worst. Yeah, that's true. A reporter talks
on about the issue as a statue is shown is
real that Randy crapped on it and he is interviewed.
Randy says he has an issue with inigenous people of
New York City and the reporter is confused ends the report. So,
throughout this whole episode, I don't think Randy understands what
the term indigenous means. That he doesn't understand that it
(08:12):
represents a majority of people, and as such, throughout the
whole episode he continues to use it in a poor way.
And now back at South Park Elementary, students are crying
on the cafeteria stand sits down. A cartman makes fun
of him. Kyle finds. Kyle says, finding out what makes
(08:33):
Columbus so offensive may help them. Kyle gets on his
iPhone and starts searching. He tells Stan he needs to
talk to him, and then this is where at the
marsh residence, Randy's on his computers. Stand and Kyle come
in and Stan holds up a photo of Randy dressed
as Columbus, and Stan keeps holding have various photos of as.
Randy tries to explain himself. He says, it's only a
(08:55):
matter of time before other people find out. So there
you go. What do you know there?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I'm your best friend, but I can't have your back
when the guys find out about this. I'll try. Okay, Okay,
I gotta go.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Okay, Stan, you got your phone. We need to call
everyone on this list. They all live in the same city.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, well that's right. There's this part. Randy starts calling
all the people of Columbus are different places called Columbus.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
It's funny, Stan, It's not why the people celebrate a
man who wiped out millions of people for his own glory.
Let's go hello, is this uh, Howard Peterson? You live
in Columbus, Ohio? Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah? You racist piece of shit. An intolerant pig. Oh
you're not. You just choose to live in a city
for ethnic cleansing. No, you rename your city asshole. Hello, okay,
next one, Come on, you're calling stan.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Come on, we all get your point. But don't you
think you're overdoing it.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
You have to overdo it in today's society. St Man,
you can't be nuanced in subtle anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Else.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Critics go, wow, what was the point of that? Hi,
Francis Melman, Hey, how are you you racist?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Resteva Columbus Explora pioneer. Is he someone who should be
appreciated or was he just a dash? For years, Columbus
Circle has been a landmark and photogenetic intersection in New
York City, So it came as a surprise when someone
defecated on the statue earlier today.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I'm joined now by the man.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
Who did the actual defecating, mister Randy marsh of South Park, Colorado.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Good evening.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's a visure of him taking a dumb one New York.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Randy and the beloved statue. There's been an icon here
in the city for years. What was your reasoning? Well,
I just have a problem with the racist people of
this city. Yeah, I'm from New York.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
I drive around a big circle that celebrates a guy
who murdered Native American sho.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
So you're indigenous peoples and their feelings. I don't care
if people get indigenous. Don't crap all over their statues.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
I'm the one who's indigenous that this landmark even exists.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Uh, fact, you dam so following this now at school?
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Right?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
They make you look like a dog.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
You need to just tear away. You're one day off
in October, like you're a piece of trash. Hey, guys,
boo boo, nobody likes you.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
Stand Look.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I tried talking to him, all right, he's just really
against all the things Columbus did. Does anybody know what
Columbus actually did? Yeah, in fourteen hundred and ninety two,
Columbus got us a day off.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Ski.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That's what matters.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
No, No, Ski, that's a million. That's a million.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Maybe that's it. When I'm dealing with my mom, sometimes
it works to be on her site for a minute,
maybe find out all the things people find offensive about Columbus,
and then totally act like we care. I like it, Kyle, inflammatory, Yeah,
this is sweet. It's like that movie where the dude
pretended to be on the manster side, you know with
the guy in the chick that had the wife feet
on but our boobstert sweaty, so you could see him
that movie.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, this is that?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Like that?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Would you find coul Nothing? Dangy, there's nothing, Stan, Can
I talk to you for a minute?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
What?
Speaker 10 (12:24):
What?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So now they go to the Marsh residence.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Dad, not now, Stan, I'm working on a proposal to
change British Columbia to just British.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
But Dad, Kyle found a picture on Instagram. It pretty
much looks like you dresses Columbus at a Halloween party.
If you hate Columbus so much, why'd you dress up
like him?
Speaker 11 (12:46):
Look that was a long time ago, Okay, just a
dumb Halloween costume.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, but here's you dresses Columbus at a formal dinner.
And here's you a dresses Columbus at a football game,
and you is Columbus on St.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Patrick's Day.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Look, I was younger, we were all junk It was
another time. You have to understand. It was twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Everyone was stoked on Columbus back then.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, but Dad, you seem to be really stoked on Columbus.
Speaker 11 (13:12):
You guys found those pictures online. It's only a matter
of time before everyone else does.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, but Dad, you seem to be really stoked.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Thoughtless indigenous son of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
He was really stoked on. So Randy is now on
the couch watching some TV when an advertisement comes on
for DNA and ME and this service claims to help
people discover their ethnic backgrounds by doing a mouse swab.
Various people are shown praising the service. So Randy has
a group of people over and he goes into the
(13:48):
office and gives a Native American money and they start
to make out. Randy walks downstairs and he is ready
for his test, and the man pulls out the DNA
ME kit and swabs Randy's mouth. So let me repeat that.
At the Marsh residence, Randy is having a group of
people over. He walks up into his office where a
Native American man is standing, and he gives him some
(14:09):
money and they start to make out. Now Randy's doing
this because he then wants to go back downstairs to
where the DNA meet people who have showed up, which
they tell him that this was not necessary to do,
and they swab his mouth and Randy hopes that that
will yield results that he is somehow Native American, which
will get him off from being a Columbus sympathizer. And
(14:35):
while that's going on, the kids are now going to
start threatening Peter Goltman about Columbus Day as they call him,
like with one of those distorted voices, telling him to
go on Instagram for images of Randy, and the guy
ends up telling them he doesn't use the Internet, and
Kenny threatens to make Peter suffer if he doesn't do
what they demand. It's pretty funny, so let's jump back
(14:56):
into those clips here. Here's the marsh residence where Randy
sees the DNA.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
Meet Randy, do you mind cleaning out the garage? Like
I asked, what's.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
The point, Sharon? Soon they're going to be coming after me.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Ah, hey you, that's right.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
You wouldn't you like to know the story of you?
What makes you you?
Speaker 8 (15:18):
DNA and ME is a genetic service that it makes
you find out exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Who your ancestors were. You might be surprised.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
I thought I was just a standard white guy, but
DNA and ME showed that I'm actually four point two
percent Cherokee Indian.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Turns out I'm not totally white. I'm also a part
Northern Asian and even some Kurdish.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
I'm a victim of oppression.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
I used to get in trouble from always using the
N word, But with NA and ME, I found.
Speaker 12 (15:45):
Out that, Oh yeah, point morning, Steve sup nigga.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I mean, I don't know he black? Does that count?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I don't think we make those rules.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't think we do.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I don't think we make those rules. But that is funny.
Oh gosh, Okay, so that that had happened, that DNA
ME like I mentioned, So they go through a whole
they do that, They go through all the different people
saying I'm this percent, I'm this percent. Okay. So now
we're back at the Marsh residence again. Randy has a
group of people over like I mentioned, for this DNA
ME kit test. And this is where he's looking down
(16:35):
and all of a sudden, he runs back upstairs.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
He s in his office, all right, everyone's here, let's
do this.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
He goes up to this Native American man gives them
the cash.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Just like I said, one hundred dollars cash, No questions asked,
Are we good?
Speaker 13 (16:50):
Good, no talking, perfect, Okay, let's get this over with.
Thank you, do not talk of this to anyone.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
So he heads back downstairs.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
If I can have your attention, please, I think we're
ready to get started. Mister Marsh.
Speaker 10 (17:19):
You know none of this was really necessary for DNA
and ME testing. You can just swab the inside of
your mouth yourself and send it in the mail.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah no, but I just was really excited about it.
Wanted everyone to witness my test. Well to each therown,
I suppose, all right, hoping wide.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Uh swabs his mouse.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Okay, I'll get this back to the lab and get
the results to you as soon as possible.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Okay, great, I'm very interested to see what those results
have to say.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Oh goodness, Randy. Okay, So now the Gaultman residence. As
I mentioned, this is where the boys are gonna call this.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
You listen to me carefully.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
The man who convinced you to cancel Columbus State is
a form. You will go online and search Instagram for
images of Randy Marsh.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I most certainly will not. Randy Marsh is.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
A hypocrite and the fake you will be taking down
with him when he is exposed.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
What he saying we know where now you listen here,
mister man, in social media or.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
The internet, it's all fake news, fake news.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Then speak with marsh yourself.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
The truth is out there.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Don't if I don't know that way, check out Randy mumbrace.
Then you cut your time. Uh So, Now Shelley is
sitting in bed. Randy comes in trying to find and
(19:00):
his other Columbus things. He grabs an Urban staff from
the closet, runs outside to bury it. The Native Americans
at the door singing a song to Randy. Randy pushes
him away and kicks him down. A man across the
street is scene videoing this. Randy warns and not to
post it online, but he runs away and Randy falls
in pursuit. And then at the South Park Elementary playground,
(19:21):
the boys sit depressed. Cartman comes over and gives a
pep talk, saying that Columbus believe every kid deserved a
d half from his cue, and Kyle and everyone get
gets energized by his speech, and uh yeah, let's go
back into those clips here, shutty.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
We've got an emergency. We're getting rid of all the
Columbus stuff in this house. Any Columbus costumes, Columbus pictures.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
They all gotta go.
Speaker 9 (19:44):
They don't give me shit about Columbus.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Peter Goldman called, he sounds suspicious. We gotta get rid
of all our Columbus shot glasses and coffee.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
Cup for a Your Columbus shotglasses and coffee cups are
in that cupboard.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Shot glasses, coffee cups.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Tells what about the Columbus figuring salt and pepper shakers.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
I don't know where you put them, Randy.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Sharon, do you know what they'll do to us when
they find out how stoked we were on Columbus.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
You were stoked on Columbus, Randy, not me.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Really did you forget our that's you right there standing
there with a big smile on your face.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
He's got the Columbus as wedding.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Did you?
Speaker 9 (20:21):
I actually was a little upset that you dressed up
as Columbus for our wedding, but I decided.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Oh no, you say that now because everyone's freaking out,
but you were right there going.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Along with it.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
They're gonna be coming after you to share it, so
you can just wipe that indigenous look off your face.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Still doesn't know what indigenous means.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That should be my dea neighbor results here, take the
stuff out that.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
And it's the NaIO American guy again with flowers.
Speaker 11 (20:50):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no, I've never felt solve.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Lovely flowers. Thank thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's another call. Listen carefully if you want to love.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
School.
Speaker 8 (21:09):
Had I spoke with mister Marsh and he denied any wrongdoing.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Of course.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I don't think you're being intimidating enough. Yeah, get mean
or can't you?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
You're like, how dude, I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Know, like made me see talk about cutting off his
pick or something. Okay, okay, just say we're gonna cut
off part.
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Of this dick.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Just give me the phone.
Speaker 10 (21:29):
Hello, what Rondy Marsh is about to pay for what
he's done protecting and you will pay too.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Time is running out.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Jesus, Sharon, have you seen my Columbus staff and ORB
I have not.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Called again. Somebody's out there trying to get me in trouble.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
Randy, Why don't you just admit to people that maybe
you were somewhat overly excited about Columbus in the past.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Everyone, the guys staff there for some reason.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
People are just pulling this stuff just because he's suddenly
not cool.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Now doesn't mean I'm gonna be the oven crabs.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
The hat off the wall, walks downstairs. I mentioned, He
goes out front that Native American guy's back. I wrote
you a song, starts singing the songs my feelings for you.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Will you get out of here?
Speaker 15 (22:22):
And then he kissed me, and then he kissed me. Okay, okay,
and the sun began to shine. That's get off my property, Brandy,
(22:44):
I cannot quit you.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
And he's holding chrits ofpher Columbus dumb and then this
guy here with his phone out.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Don't post that. Do not post that.
Speaker 11 (23:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
As I mentioned, the boys are all down because they're like,
oh man, Columbus day got cans.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
In guys, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
It's over, Eric. We have to come to school on Monday,
just facing I'm not facing anything. We still have time.
There has to be a way. There's nothing we can do,
all right, Okay, I see? Is that what Columbus did,
just give up on his dream. No, Columbus believed that
kids should have a day off ski and even when
(23:37):
his own country wouldn't high Columbus said, fad, I'll go
find a new land where kids can have that day off.
Just let it go, and we come um and sale
to distant places, only to find people already there who said, no,
stay off our land. We want our kids to have.
You got to ski, you get down. It's just one
day in October. They need a break. You guys can
all give up, But I'm not, because in fourteen Columbus
(24:02):
is all a day offski with just three ships. He
sailed over so we.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Can have some me time.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
And yet millions were slattered and throats were cut. But
if we don't get that day off of ski for
what phill it? Come on, guys, there's something else we
can try.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
All right. So now Randy thinks he's about to get
the DNA me results. As Sharon is on the toilet.
Here doorbell rings. Randy pushes them out the back door.
I'm sorry, shared the toilet. When Randy says the DNA
test people are on their way, he goes downstairs so
to find the Native American man once again sitting in
the living room. Then the doorbell rings, so he pushes
(24:47):
them out the back door and he opens up the
front door. It's the DNA people telling him again that
the test has to be redone. Randy then runs back
out to find the Native American. I mean, he kisses
him again. He goes back in and just told the
tes includes an anal swab this time, Randy, Randy yet
again runs out looking for the Native American, but he
(25:08):
is stopped by the DNA meet people who pull him
back inside. So I don't understand why they would need
to do a butt swab this time? You know what
I'm saying, a little weird to make sure a little
weird though, you know, a little weird? And what lengths
will Randy go to so that way he can try
(25:29):
it up here? Was he really willing to give himself
up sexually? They found two sets of DNA, two sets
of DNA, so they need to go on back door.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Sharing good news? What the people from the DNA test.
Speaker 9 (25:49):
Doing something?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
You sure? These results could be really interesting?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
So Randy down goes downstairs?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What do you want? I wanted you to stop running
from yourself. We could be so happy.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Slap at them just a second, be right there, thanks
over here.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I don't have any feelings for you, do you understand?
But Randy, what about the no no buts? There's nothing here?
I'm not in love with you? Got it?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yes, yes, I understand. Oh no, please, So he goes
to the front door.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Now, Hi, sorry, you guys have my results.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
Well, mister Marsh, we came because there was an irregularity
with your test.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Well what you found something there you didn't expect to find.
What is it? Well, it's just a little too odd.
We need to do the test again. Do it again.
That's not fair, mister Marsh.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Please, if we could just have one more sample, we
want to be absolutely sure of what we found.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Okay, no problem, give me one second, I'll be right back,
runs back out again.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Wait, okay, okay, how's that. Let's do this.
Speaker 10 (27:07):
Ah, mister Marsh, we were hoping to do a more
precise test.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
It's better for harder cases like this. But it is
an anal swab.
Speaker 10 (27:15):
This time.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'd be like, no, dude, swab. Dude. I'd be like, no, dude, you're.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Not it's a fuck out of my house.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I'd be like, dude, no, we're not getting an anal swab.
I'm not letting you touch my butt. I'm not dropping
my pants for you. This isn't a doctor's office you
need to get. So give me what other results you got,
because if you're going to give me these results then,
uh yeah, we're gonna be stoked. What's up, Joe Vernola,
(27:45):
Welcome to the podcast today.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Well, well, this is awkward.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
This is so awkard. We wore the same shirt.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Quhens.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I like your hat too, dude, I.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Think you have the same hat, don't you know?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Don't have that hat. That's a cool hat though.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And then you got the south Park headphones on too.
Look at you.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Oh oh, I'm decked out today.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You're decked, You're stacked. Well, welcome to the podcast for
about fifteen minutes into this episode, so thank you. Yeah, no,
it's cool, but I appreciate we appreciate you jumping in.
We're just at the point right now, so we're reviewing
Holiday Special where Randy uh for the second time. Well,
I was complaining just now about the fact that they
(28:30):
want to give Randy an anal swab because they thought
that the first test was irregular when it comes to
DNA and ME. So Randy once again runs back outside
and he makes out with the Native American man and
then has to run back inside thinking he's going to
get this test done, but unfortunately for him, they they
want to do a butt swab. Would you let someone
do a butt swab to you, Joe?
Speaker 6 (28:52):
I mean, I've had a colonoscope. I've had several colones.
Like if if the simple swab we're all I needed
to figure out, you know, whatever problem was going on
at that time, then it's better than the camera. I
imagine it's better than getting your prostate checked a quick
(29:15):
little swab.
Speaker 14 (29:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I haven't. I haven't. Oh yeah, what what do they
do for the problem? Oh? Oh, gotcha?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Tickle your g spot.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
The tickle button.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I haven't done the kolonoscophy thing yet.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
You're not in your forties yet, that's true. You have
family history.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't know if I have a family history, but
I probably should get a checked at some point.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
That I've been because of family history and other stuff.
I've been having them since I was twenty four, so
wo yeah, no, I'm gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I'm gonna have them keep me awake in just full cent, baby,
give it to daddy.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
No, no, you do not. I woke up in the
middle of one of those, like bro, no.
Speaker 16 (30:08):
Why it's kind of uncomfortable, but like you wake up,
you're strapped down to a table and everything, because obviously
they don't want you shifting while you're passed out, and
they have this huge camera up your gut.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
But like it was like if I had been knocked
out as James Bond and woke up in some torture device,
like because immediately I just shot up. I feel it
was an endoscopy, so I had it going down my
throat damn too, and so like all of a sudden,
(30:45):
I'm just like what the hell, I'm like trying to
pull tubes out, and then like they had this it
was the VA.
Speaker 17 (30:54):
So they just had the biggest fucking, most jack dude
I've ever seen, just like come back. He's like, oops,
and then just puts a little more anesthetic in and
I go right back to I'm like, that was the
most evil shit.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Whoops, whoops.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
All right, well, I guess that does sound a lot
worse than anal swab.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Joe sounds like.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
The Via brother, that is what that sounds like.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Lob Rat says, they have to cover all the holes,
so there you go, Oh my gosh. Uh so yeah,
anal swab, give me, give me three minutes. He's gonna
go try and find the Native American in so to
get in the butt a bit of a hurry, if
(31:49):
you don't mind.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Boy, Brandy was willing to take it in the butt.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Back door, he was willing
to take that in the back door.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
And they went out the back door.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
So at the Marsh residence, now all the boys are
dressed up. Cartman has a horse head on, Stan is
a pighead, Kyle has a rabbit head, and Kenny has
a bird head. They bring in Peter Galtman, who is
tied up and blindfolded, the guy, of course who removed
Christopher Columbus Day from que because in fourteen and ninety two.
So let me say, to get it out of skew
(32:21):
with just three ships, he sailed over so we could
get to me time in October and though a million
people were slaughtered, if we don't celebrate or whatever. The
last part is for what? For what? The guy Goltman
says he refuses to look at Instagram because everything online
is fake news. Stand pulls out a VHS tape and
(32:41):
puts it into the player and they unblindfold him, and
Randy's shown kicking the Native American as he kicks the
Native American here. So here we go back in South
Park Elementary or South Park itself. Cartman comes in with
the horse head on.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
All right it, move your round, gutman. This is a
violation of my rights.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Just shut up and watch would someone posted on Instagram?
Speaker 8 (33:06):
I most certainly will not. If you want me to
look at the internet, I will die first. It's bake news.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Did you hear mysterion?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Oh? BHS is fine?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Take off his blak VHS is fine.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Here it is Get off my land, you piece of shit.
Don't post that. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Now back at DNA. Oh that's right. Randy breaks into
the office here because he's trying to swap out the
different DNA so that way he can try and prove
that he's native American.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Oh, mister marsh, why hey, how are you good? What
are you up to? Chilling? Chilling?
Speaker 10 (34:03):
Well, we did get your DNA results back this morning.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Would you like to go over them? Oh? You did?
Oh great, sure, why not? I'm here. Let's uh, let's
do that, all.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Right, missus marsh. Here's your DNA and me portfolio.
Speaker 10 (34:18):
This shows that we actually found a mix of a
few things in your regional ancestry, really.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Like native American like like a little bit.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
No, we didn't find any trace of any Native American DNA.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
In your test.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Nuts, But as you.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
Can see here, we found that you were about forty
three percent Northern European, thirty seven percent Mediterranean, and eighteen
percent Southwest. In fact, you profile most closely matches your
standard Caucasian British person, and you might be interested to
know that you are actually two point eight percent Neanderthal,
which is fairly high Neanderthal.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
What the hell is that about?
Speaker 10 (34:54):
Well, the Neanderthals were actually a species that was wiped
out by Homo sapiens, wiped out.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Because of some cross breeding.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
Some people like you still possessed me and DNA.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Isn't that interesting? Cross breeding? You mean rape?
Speaker 7 (35:10):
You're telling me that my ambras were raped and then
eradicated by you.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
You maniacs.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
You Earth wasn't pick enough Bridyanderthals, so your ancestors just
got rid of them.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
What the hell with all of you?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Randy thinks he's a minority, all right, So Randy ribs
home depressed. He's surprised to see Peter and the boys there.
He asks to speak to Randy, but Randy punches him
in the face. He opens the door to find the
Native American who brought his parents with him. He tells
Randy to stop pretending with himself. Randy reflects on this,
(35:49):
saying that being the victim has downsides. And then finally,
outside of South Park Elementary, Randy is speaking to the town.
He announces that Columbus Day has been reinstated, and then
he encourages people to take a day off to rip
on each other, and with that they rename it the
Day to Indigenous People's Day. Dave calls Randy an indiot
and they start insulting each other while some people are
seen walking off. Because, of course, throughout this whole episode,
(36:13):
as I've said multiple times, they Randy does not know
the meaning of indigenous. He is using it in a
far different way.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
To Randy.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Now walks inside depressed, sits down.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
And then well, well, mister March, I'd like to have
a wear it please?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, you find this funny? Calman? What I do?
Speaker 7 (36:38):
Nobody has the guts to tell me what happened to
buy people?
Speaker 11 (36:41):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Get that hell out of here. We brought my parents
over so you couldn't meet them.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
Oh God, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
My parents are very okay and cool with us.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
What a horror bomb?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yes, sure, everyone gang up on the Neanderthal, isn't it funny? Randy,
you must face who you are. Stop pretending Randy for once,
just allow yourself to feel.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Randy.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
You're right, you're right, You're right.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
It's only now, when everyone's being so indigenous to me
that I realize indigenous. I've been acting all along. I
thought being a victim would solve all my problems. But
being a victim has a downside too. Mister Goldman, I
haven't been honest. It's time for us all to be honest.
(37:37):
What is a holiday. It's a day off work, yes,
a day off school. But holidays are also meant to
be a time to reflect.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
Here today, I'm happy to announce that the School Calendar
Committee is reinstating the day off. But instead of glorifying anyone,
let us make it a holiday about the negative feelings
that we all sometimes feel.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Say what we're really thinking so we can move on.
Speaker 7 (38:07):
And so the second Monday of October will still be
a holiday, but instead of Columbus Day, it will be
for ripping on each other and tearing each other down
and we will call it Indigenous People's Day. For perhaps
if we all do it just what, we won't be.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
So indigenous the rest of the year.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
And since this is the second Monday of October, let's
all embrace the new meaning of the holiday starting right now.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Do you even know what indigenous means?
Speaker 9 (38:33):
You freaking idiot?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
That's the spirit day. Come on, everybody, let's just all
be totally indigenous.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Come on, who the hell let this guy talk to
the school council.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Good one, Curt your wife's so horn. Come on everyone,
Indigenous People's Day. Let's go for it. Shut up and
get off the podium. Okay, I will in a second,
fatso all right? Who else? Come on? Give happy Indigenous people.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
It sounded like it, didn't it.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Indigenous People's Day. Let's go for it, Shut up and
get off the podium. Okay, really the second fats off?
Speaker 6 (39:06):
Like I've been the wondering this for jesus, how old
is this episode now? Like eight, nine, ten years something
like that?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
H weill It debuted on I don't know, seventeen September
twenty seventh, Yeah, twenty seventeen, you're right.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
Yeah, Like, and I've been like, wait, did he should
call his wife that.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
It definitely sounds like it. Yeah, this is who It
definitely sounds like it. All right, well, ladies and gentlemen,
that's gonna do it on this side of the podcast.
Come on back now for some trivia, some pop culture,
some storyline continuity. We'll be right back.
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Speaker 2 (41:00):
And an inductee to Scoop of Bonics.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
And he is the twenty twenty two Day one red
Ros South Park Trivia Champion and on this podcast affectionately
known as a trivia.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
God.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Joe Vernola, Joe, take it away, buddy.
Speaker 6 (41:24):
Before I roll into this, I just want to say,
I'm glad that we are hashtag getting scooped today. I
know you said you were feeling a little down in
the dumps earlier today. I'm glad you. You look pretty good.
You're feeling good. I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Brother, Thank you, thank you, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Come on, love you.
Speaker 6 (41:42):
All right, man, So here we go. Principal Victoria can
be seen in the meeting at the school. This has
proven to be an error, as it is later fixed
in the uncensored version of the episode and the DBD
Blu Ray releases Shelley's Room and features posters of Disney's
Frozen and uniters of the Universe, which the second one
(42:06):
is obviously a party of Guardians of the Galaxy and
features knocked offs of Groot and rocket raccoons, so they
could they could straight up call frozen frozen. But you know,
you call the Guardians guardians, that's going a little that's
going to step too far with with our corporate overlord
and savior. Uh Mickey mouse Witz Michael Mouse Michael mouse
(42:32):
Ouse squire Randy's line, you can't be nuanced and settled
anymore or else critics gool wow? What was the point
of that? Is a reference to negative criticism that the
White People Renovating Houses episode received, specifically from Forbes magazine,
(42:53):
which why the fuck are they reviewing South Park anyway?
In the immortal words of Norman McDonald as Senator Bob
Dole in like some nineteen ninety five or ninety six
episode of SNL Teve Torbs can tuck off, and they're
(43:15):
obviously talking about Steve Forbes there, Malcolm Forbes, whatever the
fuck you want to call him now. He's dead, isn't he?
That's what we call me, fucking dead? Wow?
Speaker 14 (43:27):
All right?
Speaker 6 (43:28):
Oh, it is in reference to still a lot of
people not getting the jokes in that episode, But specifically
this rep this online review from Forbes magazine, which stated
the Charlottesville parody missed the mark. It felt toothless, meandering,
and kind of irrelevant. What was the point? Gee, the
(43:51):
guys who were getting made fun of didn't get the point.
Speaker 17 (43:55):
Hmmm.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
I feel like these are the same people who like
for four years and you didn't get that he was
the bad guy. God, I am bat the thousand today. Here, boys,
I've been on the air for like fIF less than
ten minutes, and I'm just senting Blaze. Everything's The episode
(44:20):
went through several title changes before settling on Holiday Special.
First it was Drunk and Indigenous, then it was completely
Self Indigenous, and then finally Indigenous Peoples before going to
Holiday Special. And boys, if you hate Heidi Turner, enjoy
this episode while you can. It is the only season
(44:41):
twenty one episode without Heidi Turner.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
And Ladies and Gentlemen, that is your Trivia with Joe
for Nola. All right, and now it's time for that
s of the c to the DOUBLEP to take us
down the culture, the pop culture, the pop culture. He's
(45:07):
gonna serve us up some information. Scoop what you got?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
The replacement of Columbus Day with Indigenous People's Day is
a reference to various cities across the US that have
done something similar in response to accusations that the former
holidays so celebrated the violent history of colonization in the
Western hemisphere. Randy attempting to remove the statue of Christopher
(45:35):
Columbus and defecting on another statue, defecating on another defecating
on another statue may be referenced to protesters tearing down
Confederate statues in North Carolina and Florida in late twenty seventeen.
Why would North Carolina whatever.
Speaker 6 (45:53):
The DNA Carolina was part of the confederateca they're making
references to the Confederate statue is being taken down in
that diet about eight years ago.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, tearing down statue season yep. The DNA and me
product is a reference to popular DNA testing home kits
such as twenty three and me and ancestries aka putting
your DNA on file. When kidnapping Peter Galtman, the boys
(46:31):
all wear animal masks. This is inspired by Fortress, a
movie in nineteen eighty five, which is a pretty decent movie.
By the way, If you haven't seen it. I suggest
you go see it.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
And ladies and gentlemen, that is your pop culture. With
that s to the C the double all right now,
he's quickly survey up some storyline continuity. The wall between
the kit and the living room at the Marsh residence
(47:02):
has been torn down, reflecting an open concept design that
Randy was promoting in White People Renovating Houses. And finally,
when Kenny is wearing the bird mask, he uses his
Mysterion voice. This marks the first time Kenny speaks with
Mysterion's voice since the Poor Kid back in season fifteen,
(47:22):
fusing ski. Yeah, you know what, I know, we normally
don't do this here, but I think this is interesting.
There were some reviews here with this episode, so let's
see what the reviews said. This week, after they gave
White people Renovating houses, Avy Club gave Holiday Special b saying,
(47:46):
so maybe that's more so. Maybe that's the more entertaining
takeaway from Holiday Special. Randy's an idiot. It's a thesis
we've heard many times before and we'll probably hear many
times again, and unlike the episode's more substantial message, I'll
never get tired of hearing it as long as I
don't have to think about it too much, and IGN
gave Holiday Specially on eight point five, saying, well, not
(48:06):
quite as strong overalls last week's installment. I put it down,
Holiday Special is the episode the best lives up to
the promise of what South Park is supposed to be
this year. This episode feature focus a bit less on
topical humor and headlines and opting instead for a hilarious,
Randy driven storyline that harkened back to the show's golden era.
If this is a sign of what to expect from
(48:27):
the remainder of season twenty one, then things are looking
pretty rosy for this series. So that brings us to
the question, Joe, what did you think of this episode
when you initially watched it or maybe watched it recently.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
It's if you go back to that av Club review,
I think they either gave it a B or an
eight point five, or say, you know, something like that,
and when I was watching it last week and then
you know, reading through stuff as I usually do, I
(49:06):
think that's kind of a fair grade. This is a
solid B where if we were to take the three
hundred episodes and break them up into blocks of sixty,
this would be in the middle of you know, that
(49:27):
second block. This is a solid you know, b B
plus you know, like an E Okay, I think they
hit the nail on the head when they said this
is kind of a return to Randy's idiocy and more
kind of one off episodes when they said it didn't
really harken on anything current in pop culture though that
(49:51):
that was that was definitely a swing and a miss there, like,
especially with the statues being torn down and everything like it, Like,
there was definitely enough current events being referenced in that
episode too, remind everyone that, hey, we're not doing as
much serialization anymore. But I do like that they did
(50:17):
have the continuity of the open concept kitchen, you know,
because of like and I know I wasn't on that recording,
but like, I don't know if you guys watch a
lot of those home repair shows or renovation shows, but
they all do open kitchens.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
It's like the thing, I.
Speaker 6 (50:44):
Want to close kitchen. I want to close kitchen just
to be like the one guy with a closed kitchen,
Like you cannot see in to what I'm cooking. You
just want to take it.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
That's why I love my Matt' seeing my apartment kitchen.
It's small and you probably didn't like it, but I
love it because it's Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Scoop, what did you like dislike? What do you think
about the reviews or this episode? What's your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Joe hit a lot of it on the head. You know,
I agree with a lot of what he said, this
showcasing how stupid Randy is again bringing it back down.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Fuck, what was I going to say? Hell yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Mean even though this episode didn't have a whole lot
and you could you can watch it pretty quick. But
there's there's quite a bit of times where you're like,
all right, all right, you got me, he got me,
Like that one part where Randy is ready to take it,
but like he is ready for it, We're gonna give
(51:56):
you an anal swamp.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Okay, give me three.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Minutes, Like oh my goodness, first of all, my boy
thinks he can take three.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Minutes apparently apparently.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yeah, this like, yeah, definite solid B plus. You know
it's it's up there. Probably top ninety, I would say, okay,
top hundred.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Interesting, Okay, I would probably put this more in the
middle of the pack, So maybe like top one fifty
to two hundred. It's not a bad episode, but I
also don't think that it's something that I would like
always go back and watch. It's a funny episode, but
as far as some of the newer U if you
(52:38):
for comparing the newer ones to the classics, I would
say it's probably in the middle of the pack, so
maybe even more fair like top one fifty would probably
more accurate between one hundred and one fifty, So you know,
it's a good, solid episode. I agree with what most
things you guys said. I like the side love story,
(52:58):
if you will, between Andy and the Native American man.
The Native American man keep trying to pressure him. First
he shows up at his house singing to our flowers,
then he sings to him, and then he brings his parents,
so I thought that was all funny, and then kids.
I like the scene where the boys are calling Peter
Goltman on the phone with the distorted voice, if you
(53:22):
don't bring back Columbus Day, we're gonna curl yourl.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
Well.
Speaker 6 (53:27):
And I just I am a fan of Peter Goltman
in general because he's just like such a perfect parody. Uh,
we've all seen or encountered some person like that in
(53:48):
our lives where because they have like just you know,
a little shred of something.
Speaker 15 (53:53):
They're all.
Speaker 6 (53:56):
Buy it. For example, like he's outright or but for example,
you've got Pete Goltman who's clearly just a colonizer with
who who's ancestor colonizer ancestors hooked up with the native
at one point, and you know like that that like, no, Bro,
(54:17):
you don't. That doesn't automatically tie you into like that.
That doesn't make you part of the res life. Not
that I know what the Reds life really is. Either
I have friends that know what the Reds life is.
But like that doesn't like that doesn't put you in
the try bro, don't don't try to or.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
The white That's why the DNA mean commercial where the
white guy goes I found out on two percent black
and then the guy walks in and he'saw like, hey,
what's up. He's like, what's up?
Speaker 6 (54:44):
Edward exact so exactly some ship like that, And.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Then Randy finds out he's two point eight percent Neanderthal,
and he freaks.
Speaker 14 (54:55):
Out, you killed my prey bawl, which, by the way,
Randy marsh being two point eight percent Neanderthal makes so much.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Sense it does, especially with stan Autah. Yeah, it does
make a lot of it does make a lot of sense. Well,
ladies and gentlemen, that's gonna do it for a For
another edition of SMP Southwes coming up next week, we
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continue season twenty one with the franchise prequel. That's right,
it's the episode where we get to see Mark Zuckerberg
and his.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
Sty oil you think you can take question?
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And of course this is the franchise prequel, prequel to
the Game of South Park Fractured but whole, And it's
all coming.
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episode it is John and we are back once again
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for a special, uh holiday special, and we're gonna go
down some interesting avenues here as one man fights for
people to not think he is a Christopher Columbus sympathizer.
And the boys lose their holiday and they must try
(01:03):
everything that they can to get it back. Of course,
I'm not alone. I'm joined by that's to see that DOUBLEP. Scoop.
There it is, Scoop, there it is, And our buddy
Jovinole should be joining us here at some point. He's
off making those big bucks. But let's talk a little
(01:26):
south Park scared. But Randy is scared in this episode, Scoop,
because in this episode it's a return to form. Is
a forbidden love story between a white man and a
Native American man unfolds. However, the boy's story exploits many
miseries for laughs. All right, So here's how this episode
starts out. Kids are running around south Park Elementary, destroying
the file cabinets and papers. Clyde runs in with a
(01:49):
burning torch, setting the papers on fire, and Cartman says,
the school canceled Columbus Day, which means they have to
come to Skew on Monday. What's up, dabbing Kentuck. Yeah,
we know, it's a little bit later than ten pm.
At South Park Elementary Gymnasium, a man named Peter Galtman
says at the school won't celebrate Columbus Day. The parents
(02:11):
are shown as he addresses them, and a statue of
Columbus has shown, where Randy comes in out of nowhere
and encourages everybody to take it down. Randy climbs on
top of it tries to remove it. People watch him confused,
and a rope gets wrapped around the statue and Nelson
uses a car to pull it down and the statue
falls down as people look on. So this of course
(02:34):
is them talking about, you know, what was going on
back then when people were starting to revolt against you know,
specific individuals who represented negative direct actions on others. You
(02:56):
know what I'm saying, Like me, you know, people will
learning more about Christ for Columbus, all the things he
did against people.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Maybe Davin, it's gonna everybody's probably adjusting to our new schedule,
so we might not have everybody clicking at the same
time for maybe a week or two till everybody figures
it out that we're here on Tuesdays now.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yes, sir, that is accurate. If you're watching, you want
to watch us live when this episode drops on the
podcast for him, we are live on Tuesdays right now
as I am now, busy on Wednesday nights. But that
being said, it's all good. We will be back on
Wednesday nights probably when the new episode. New seasons start.
Probably want to do that just so we probably probably
(03:44):
want to do that. But yeah, let's get rock and
rolling here. Here we are at south Park Elementary. Get
on Canna's largest LTE network.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Can hear the announcements.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Canada?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
What they can't do this?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The plans? Hey, there's.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
The Columbus Day is racist and should be eliminated. Dude,
what a take away.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
My name is Peter Galtman. I am the head of
the school calendar committee. I've decided that school will not celebrate.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
The Columbus State this year.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I realized this is a hot button issue for many families,
but one parent in particular, has really suayed my opinion
with his passion, mister Randy Marsh. Mister Marsh pointed out
to me the hypocrisy of glorifying a genocidal murderer, and
mister Marsh's right now also working on having the Columbus
statue taken down in Canyon City.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So now we go to Kansas City where we see
the Columbus statue.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Come on, everybody, let's take this. Take it down Columbus
with a mass matterer, tear it down. Tear it down. Yeah,
cause it's not working. We almost got it. Guystad good,
(05:20):
that's good. Okay, hit the gas Nelson, We got it. Everybody.
To hell with you Columbus.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
You whoa.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wow, that's extreme.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Hey dude, dude, did you know it's your dad who's
getting the school to cancel Columbus Day. Yeah, dude, I
don't know what's going on. He's really serious about this. Well,
you gotta do something. If you get him to back down,
maybe the school where reconsider. I can't get him to
back down, Stan, I have to be with my mom
doing shit like this all the time. But she's never
tried to take away a.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Holiday boom that's true. That's factual. Sheila has never tried
to take away holidays.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Scoop no, no, until this point looks like it.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean, she tried to get them to sensor Terrence
and Philip and kill those people off. She you know,
she's constantly been like fighting against things on TV and violence,
but she has never really tried to get this. Well,
that's not true. Maybe she didn't try to get it.
The holiday itself canceled, but didn't she and Gerald, or
(06:32):
at least she complained about the holiday play that they
did back in the day during one of the Christmas
specials with Mister Hanky, and they turned it into uh,
you know what is it called like a weird Christmas
(06:52):
And as the lights dim and we go for do
do Do Do Do do? Like there was like it
turned it into a weird play because Gerald and Sheila
were not happy that there was too much Christmas representation
in the all dype of school play. I don't know
that was an old one. I'm going back and deep
into the vault there, and that's like first couple of seasons.
(07:14):
Columbus Day is I don't know, I don't know, is
Columbus Day back now? I don't know, Scoop. Is Columbus
Day back now?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I think it's called something else.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Now, Oh, it's called Indigenous People's Day, something like that.
It's a near day, it's a new day, Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's like people during COVID got so bored sitting around,
just started overthinking and analyzing everything that has ever gone
around in their life. And it's just like, all of
a sudden, everything is the worst.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Everything is the worst. Yeah, that's true. A reporter talks
on about the issue as a statue is shown is
real that Randy crapped on it and he is interviewed.
Randy says he has an issue with inigenous people of
New York City and the reporter is confused ends the report. So,
throughout this whole episode, I don't think Randy understands what
the term indigenous means. That he doesn't understand that it
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represents a majority of people, and as such, throughout the
whole episode he continues to use it in a poor way.
And now back at South Park Elementary, students are crying
on the cafeteria stand sits down. A cartman makes fun
of him. Kyle finds. Kyle says, finding out what makes
(08:33):
Columbus so offensive may help them. Kyle gets on his
iPhone and starts searching. He tells Stan he needs to
talk to him, and then this is where at the
marsh residence, Randy's on his computers. Stand and Kyle come
in and Stan holds up a photo of Randy dressed
as Columbus, and Stan keeps holding have various photos of as.
Randy tries to explain himself. He says, it's only a
(08:55):
matter of time before other people find out. So there
you go. What do you know there?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I'm your best friend, but I can't have your back
when the guys find out about this. I'll try. Okay, Okay,
I gotta go.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Okay, Stan, you got your phone. We need to call
everyone on this list. They all live in the same city.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, well that's right. There's this part. Randy starts calling
all the people of Columbus are different places called Columbus.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
It's funny, Stan, It's not why the people celebrate a
man who wiped out millions of people for his own glory.
Let's go hello, is this uh, Howard Peterson? You live
in Columbus, Ohio? Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah? You racist piece of shit. An intolerant pig. Oh
you're not. You just choose to live in a city
for ethnic cleansing. No, you rename your city asshole. Hello, okay,
next one, Come on, you're calling stan.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Come on, we all get your point. But don't you
think you're overdoing it.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
You have to overdo it in today's society. St Man,
you can't be nuanced in subtle anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Else.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Critics go, wow, what was the point of that? Hi,
Francis Melman, Hey, how are you you racist?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Resteva Columbus Explora pioneer. Is he someone who should be
appreciated or was he just a dash? For years, Columbus
Circle has been a landmark and photogenetic intersection in New
York City, So it came as a surprise when someone
defecated on the statue earlier today.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I'm joined now by the man.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
Who did the actual defecating, mister Randy marsh of South Park, Colorado.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Good evening.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's a visure of him taking a dumb one New York.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Randy and the beloved statue. There's been an icon here
in the city for years. What was your reasoning? Well,
I just have a problem with the racist people of
this city. Yeah, I'm from New York.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
I drive around a big circle that celebrates a guy
who murdered Native American sho.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
So you're indigenous peoples and their feelings. I don't care
if people get indigenous. Don't crap all over their statues.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
I'm the one who's indigenous that this landmark even exists.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Uh, fact, you dam so following this now at school?
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Right?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
They make you look like a dog.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
You need to just tear away. You're one day off
in October, like you're a piece of trash. Hey, guys,
boo boo, nobody likes you.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
Stand Look.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I tried talking to him, all right, he's just really
against all the things Columbus did. Does anybody know what
Columbus actually did? Yeah, in fourteen hundred and ninety two,
Columbus got us a day off.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Ski.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That's what matters.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
No, No, Ski, that's a million. That's a million.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Maybe that's it. When I'm dealing with my mom, sometimes
it works to be on her site for a minute,
maybe find out all the things people find offensive about Columbus,
and then totally act like we care. I like it, Kyle, inflammatory, Yeah,
this is sweet. It's like that movie where the dude
pretended to be on the manster side, you know with
the guy in the chick that had the wife feet
on but our boobstert sweaty, so you could see him
that movie.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, this is that?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Like that?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Would you find coul Nothing? Dangy, there's nothing, Stan, Can
I talk to you for a minute?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
What?
Speaker 10 (12:24):
What?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So now they go to the Marsh residence.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Dad, not now, Stan, I'm working on a proposal to
change British Columbia to just British.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
But Dad, Kyle found a picture on Instagram. It pretty
much looks like you dresses Columbus at a Halloween party.
If you hate Columbus so much, why'd you dress up
like him?
Speaker 11 (12:46):
Look that was a long time ago, Okay, just a
dumb Halloween costume.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, but here's you dresses Columbus at a formal dinner.
And here's you a dresses Columbus at a football game,
and you is Columbus on St.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Patrick's Day.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Look, I was younger, we were all junk It was
another time. You have to understand. It was twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Everyone was stoked on Columbus back then.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, but Dad, you seem to be really stoked on Columbus.
Speaker 11 (13:12):
You guys found those pictures online. It's only a matter
of time before everyone else does.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, but Dad, you seem to be really stoked.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Thoughtless indigenous son of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
He was really stoked on. So Randy is now on
the couch watching some TV when an advertisement comes on
for DNA and ME and this service claims to help
people discover their ethnic backgrounds by doing a mouse swab.
Various people are shown praising the service. So Randy has
a group of people over and he goes into the
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office and gives a Native American money and they start
to make out. Randy walks downstairs and he is ready
for his test, and the man pulls out the DNA
ME kit and swabs Randy's mouth. So let me repeat that.
At the Marsh residence, Randy is having a group of
people over. He walks up into his office where a
Native American man is standing, and he gives him some
(14:09):
money and they start to make out. Now Randy's doing
this because he then wants to go back downstairs to
where the DNA meet people who have showed up, which
they tell him that this was not necessary to do,
and they swab his mouth and Randy hopes that that
will yield results that he is somehow Native American, which
will get him off from being a Columbus sympathizer. And
(14:35):
while that's going on, the kids are now going to
start threatening Peter Goltman about Columbus Day as they call him,
like with one of those distorted voices, telling him to
go on Instagram for images of Randy, and the guy
ends up telling them he doesn't use the Internet, and
Kenny threatens to make Peter suffer if he doesn't do
what they demand. It's pretty funny, so let's jump back
(14:56):
into those clips here. Here's the marsh residence where Randy
sees the DNA.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
Meet Randy, do you mind cleaning out the garage? Like
I asked, what's.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
The point, Sharon? Soon they're going to be coming after me.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Ah, hey you, that's right.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
You wouldn't you like to know the story of you?
What makes you you?
Speaker 8 (15:18):
DNA and ME is a genetic service that it makes
you find out exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Who your ancestors were. You might be surprised.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
I thought I was just a standard white guy, but
DNA and ME showed that I'm actually four point two
percent Cherokee Indian.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Turns out I'm not totally white. I'm also a part
Northern Asian and even some Kurdish.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
I'm a victim of oppression.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
I used to get in trouble from always using the
N word, But with NA and ME, I found.
Speaker 12 (15:45):
Out that, Oh yeah, point morning, Steve sup nigga.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I mean, I don't know he black? Does that count?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I don't think we make those rules.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't think we do.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I don't think we make those rules. But that is funny.
Oh gosh, Okay, so that that had happened, that DNA
ME like I mentioned, So they go through a whole
they do that, They go through all the different people
saying I'm this percent, I'm this percent. Okay. So now
we're back at the Marsh residence again. Randy has a
group of people over like I mentioned, for this DNA
ME kit test. And this is where he's looking down
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and all of a sudden, he runs back upstairs.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
He s in his office, all right, everyone's here, let's
do this.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
He goes up to this Native American man gives them
the cash.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Just like I said, one hundred dollars cash, No questions asked,
Are we good?
Speaker 13 (16:50):
Good, no talking, perfect, Okay, let's get this over with.
Thank you, do not talk of this to anyone.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
So he heads back downstairs.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
If I can have your attention, please, I think we're
ready to get started. Mister Marsh.
Speaker 10 (17:19):
You know none of this was really necessary for DNA
and ME testing. You can just swab the inside of
your mouth yourself and send it in the mail.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah no, but I just was really excited about it.
Wanted everyone to witness my test. Well to each therown,
I suppose, all right, hoping wide.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Uh swabs his mouse.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Okay, I'll get this back to the lab and get
the results to you as soon as possible.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Okay, great, I'm very interested to see what those results
have to say.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Oh goodness, Randy. Okay, So now the Gaultman residence. As
I mentioned, this is where the boys are gonna call this.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
You listen to me carefully.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
The man who convinced you to cancel Columbus State is
a form. You will go online and search Instagram for
images of Randy Marsh.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I most certainly will not. Randy Marsh is.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
A hypocrite and the fake you will be taking down
with him when he is exposed.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
What he saying we know where now you listen here,
mister man, in social media or.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
The internet, it's all fake news, fake news.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Then speak with marsh yourself.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
The truth is out there.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Don't if I don't know that way, check out Randy mumbrace.
Then you cut your time. Uh So, Now Shelley is
sitting in bed. Randy comes in trying to find and
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his other Columbus things. He grabs an Urban staff from
the closet, runs outside to bury it. The Native Americans
at the door singing a song to Randy. Randy pushes
him away and kicks him down. A man across the
street is scene videoing this. Randy warns and not to
post it online, but he runs away and Randy falls
in pursuit. And then at the South Park Elementary playground,
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the boys sit depressed. Cartman comes over and gives a
pep talk, saying that Columbus believe every kid deserved a
d half from his cue, and Kyle and everyone get
gets energized by his speech, and uh yeah, let's go
back into those clips here, shutty.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
We've got an emergency. We're getting rid of all the
Columbus stuff in this house. Any Columbus costumes, Columbus pictures.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
They all gotta go.
Speaker 9 (19:44):
They don't give me shit about Columbus.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Peter Goldman called, he sounds suspicious. We gotta get rid
of all our Columbus shot glasses and coffee.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
Cup for a Your Columbus shotglasses and coffee cups are
in that cupboard.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Shot glasses, coffee cups.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Tells what about the Columbus figuring salt and pepper shakers.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
I don't know where you put them, Randy.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Sharon, do you know what they'll do to us when
they find out how stoked we were on Columbus.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
You were stoked on Columbus, Randy, not me.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Really did you forget our that's you right there standing
there with a big smile on your face.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
He's got the Columbus as wedding.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Did you?
Speaker 9 (20:21):
I actually was a little upset that you dressed up
as Columbus for our wedding, but I decided.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Oh no, you say that now because everyone's freaking out,
but you were right there going.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Along with it.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
They're gonna be coming after you to share it, so
you can just wipe that indigenous look off your face.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Still doesn't know what indigenous means.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That should be my dea neighbor results here, take the
stuff out that.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
And it's the NaIO American guy again with flowers.
Speaker 11 (20:50):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no, I've never felt solve.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Lovely flowers. Thank thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's another call. Listen carefully if you want to love.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
School.
Speaker 8 (21:09):
Had I spoke with mister Marsh and he denied any wrongdoing.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Of course.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I don't think you're being intimidating enough. Yeah, get mean
or can't you?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
You're like, how dude, I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Know, like made me see talk about cutting off his
pick or something. Okay, okay, just say we're gonna cut
off part.
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Of this dick.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Just give me the phone.
Speaker 10 (21:29):
Hello, what Rondy Marsh is about to pay for what
he's done protecting and you will pay too.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Time is running out.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Jesus, Sharon, have you seen my Columbus staff and ORB
I have not.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Called again. Somebody's out there trying to get me in trouble.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
Randy, Why don't you just admit to people that maybe
you were somewhat overly excited about Columbus in the past.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Everyone, the guys staff there for some reason.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
People are just pulling this stuff just because he's suddenly
not cool.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Now doesn't mean I'm gonna be the oven crabs.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
The hat off the wall, walks downstairs. I mentioned, He
goes out front that Native American guy's back. I wrote
you a song, starts singing the songs my feelings for you.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Will you get out of here?
Speaker 15 (22:22):
And then he kissed me, and then he kissed me. Okay, okay,
and the sun began to shine. That's get off my property, Brandy,
(22:44):
I cannot quit you.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
And he's holding chrits ofpher Columbus dumb and then this
guy here with his phone out.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Don't post that. Do not post that.
Speaker 11 (23:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
As I mentioned, the boys are all down because they're like,
oh man, Columbus day got cans.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
In guys, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
It's over, Eric. We have to come to school on Monday,
just facing I'm not facing anything. We still have time.
There has to be a way. There's nothing we can do,
all right, Okay, I see? Is that what Columbus did,
just give up on his dream. No, Columbus believed that
kids should have a day off ski and even when
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his own country wouldn't high Columbus said, fad, I'll go
find a new land where kids can have that day off.
Just let it go, and we come um and sale
to distant places, only to find people already there who said, no,
stay off our land. We want our kids to have.
You got to ski, you get down. It's just one
day in October. They need a break. You guys can
all give up, But I'm not, because in fourteen Columbus
(24:02):
is all a day offski with just three ships. He
sailed over so we.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Can have some me time.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
And yet millions were slattered and throats were cut. But
if we don't get that day off of ski for
what phill it? Come on, guys, there's something else we
can try.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
All right. So now Randy thinks he's about to get
the DNA me results. As Sharon is on the toilet.
Here doorbell rings. Randy pushes them out the back door.
I'm sorry, shared the toilet. When Randy says the DNA
test people are on their way, he goes downstairs so
to find the Native American man once again sitting in
the living room. Then the doorbell rings, so he pushes
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them out the back door and he opens up the
front door. It's the DNA people telling him again that
the test has to be redone. Randy then runs back
out to find the Native American. I mean, he kisses
him again. He goes back in and just told the
tes includes an anal swab this time, Randy, Randy yet
again runs out looking for the Native American, but he
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is stopped by the DNA meet people who pull him
back inside. So I don't understand why they would need
to do a butt swab this time? You know what
I'm saying, a little weird to make sure a little
weird though, you know, a little weird? And what lengths
will Randy go to so that way he can try
(25:29):
it up here? Was he really willing to give himself
up sexually? They found two sets of DNA, two sets
of DNA, so they need to go on back door.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Sharing good news? What the people from the DNA test.
Speaker 9 (25:49):
Doing something?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
You sure? These results could be really interesting?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
So Randy down goes downstairs?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What do you want? I wanted you to stop running
from yourself. We could be so happy.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Slap at them just a second, be right there, thanks
over here.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I don't have any feelings for you, do you understand?
But Randy, what about the no no buts? There's nothing here?
I'm not in love with you? Got it?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yes, yes, I understand. Oh no, please, So he goes
to the front door.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Now, Hi, sorry, you guys have my results.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
Well, mister Marsh, we came because there was an irregularity
with your test.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Well what you found something there you didn't expect to find.
What is it? Well, it's just a little too odd.
We need to do the test again. Do it again.
That's not fair, mister Marsh.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Please, if we could just have one more sample, we
want to be absolutely sure of what we found.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Okay, no problem, give me one second, I'll be right back,
runs back out again.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Wait, okay, okay, how's that. Let's do this.
Speaker 10 (27:07):
Ah, mister Marsh, we were hoping to do a more
precise test.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
It's better for harder cases like this. But it is
an anal swab.
Speaker 10 (27:15):
This time.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'd be like, no, dude, swab. Dude. I'd be like, no, dude, you're.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Not it's a fuck out of my house.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I'd be like, dude, no, we're not getting an anal swab.
I'm not letting you touch my butt. I'm not dropping
my pants for you. This isn't a doctor's office you
need to get. So give me what other results you got,
because if you're going to give me these results then,
uh yeah, we're gonna be stoked. What's up, Joe Vernola,
(27:45):
Welcome to the podcast today.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Well, well, this is awkward.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
This is so awkard. We wore the same shirt.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Quhens.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I like your hat too, dude, I.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Think you have the same hat, don't you know?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Don't have that hat. That's a cool hat though.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And then you got the south Park headphones on too.
Look at you.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Oh oh, I'm decked out today.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You're decked, You're stacked. Well, welcome to the podcast for
about fifteen minutes into this episode, so thank you. Yeah, no,
it's cool, but I appreciate we appreciate you jumping in.
We're just at the point right now, so we're reviewing
Holiday Special where Randy uh for the second time. Well,
I was complaining just now about the fact that they
(28:30):
want to give Randy an anal swab because they thought
that the first test was irregular when it comes to
DNA and ME. So Randy once again runs back outside
and he makes out with the Native American man and
then has to run back inside thinking he's going to
get this test done, but unfortunately for him, they they
want to do a butt swab. Would you let someone
do a butt swab to you, Joe?
Speaker 6 (28:52):
I mean, I've had a colonoscope. I've had several colones.
Like if if the simple swab we're all I needed
to figure out, you know, whatever problem was going on
at that time, then it's better than the camera. I
imagine it's better than getting your prostate checked a quick
(29:15):
little swab.
Speaker 14 (29:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I haven't. I haven't. Oh yeah, what what do they
do for the problem? Oh? Oh, gotcha?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Tickle your g spot.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
The tickle button.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I haven't done the kolonoscophy thing yet.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
You're not in your forties yet, that's true. You have
family history.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't know if I have a family history, but
I probably should get a checked at some point.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
That I've been because of family history and other stuff.
I've been having them since I was twenty four, so
wo yeah, no, I'm gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I'm gonna have them keep me awake in just full cent, baby,
give it to daddy.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
No, no, you do not. I woke up in the
middle of one of those, like bro, no.
Speaker 16 (30:08):
Why it's kind of uncomfortable, but like you wake up,
you're strapped down to a table and everything, because obviously
they don't want you shifting while you're passed out, and
they have this huge camera up your gut.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
But like it was like if I had been knocked
out as James Bond and woke up in some torture device,
like because immediately I just shot up. I feel it
was an endoscopy, so I had it going down my
throat damn too, and so like all of a sudden,
(30:45):
I'm just like what the hell, I'm like trying to
pull tubes out, and then like they had this it
was the VA.
Speaker 17 (30:54):
So they just had the biggest fucking, most jack dude
I've ever seen, just like come back. He's like, oops,
and then just puts a little more anesthetic in and
I go right back to I'm like, that was the
most evil shit.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Whoops, whoops.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
All right, well, I guess that does sound a lot
worse than anal swab.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Joe sounds like.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
The Via brother, that is what that sounds like.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Lob Rat says, they have to cover all the holes,
so there you go, Oh my gosh. Uh so yeah,
anal swab, give me, give me three minutes. He's gonna
go try and find the Native American in so to
get in the butt a bit of a hurry, if
(31:49):
you don't mind.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Boy, Brandy was willing to take it in the butt.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Back door, he was willing
to take that in the back door.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
And they went out the back door.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
So at the Marsh residence, now all the boys are
dressed up. Cartman has a horse head on, Stan is
a pighead, Kyle has a rabbit head, and Kenny has
a bird head. They bring in Peter Galtman, who is
tied up and blindfolded, the guy, of course who removed
Christopher Columbus Day from que because in fourteen and ninety two.
So let me say, to get it out of skew
(32:21):
with just three ships, he sailed over so we could
get to me time in October and though a million
people were slaughtered, if we don't celebrate or whatever. The
last part is for what? For what? The guy Goltman
says he refuses to look at Instagram because everything online
is fake news. Stand pulls out a VHS tape and
(32:41):
puts it into the player and they unblindfold him, and
Randy's shown kicking the Native American as he kicks the
Native American here. So here we go back in South
Park Elementary or South Park itself. Cartman comes in with
the horse head on.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
All right it, move your round, gutman. This is a
violation of my rights.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Just shut up and watch would someone posted on Instagram?
Speaker 8 (33:06):
I most certainly will not. If you want me to
look at the internet, I will die first. It's bake news.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Did you hear mysterion?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Oh? BHS is fine?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Take off his blak VHS is fine.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Here it is Get off my land, you piece of shit.
Don't post that. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Now back at DNA. Oh that's right. Randy breaks into
the office here because he's trying to swap out the
different DNA so that way he can try and prove
that he's native American.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Oh, mister marsh, why hey, how are you good? What
are you up to? Chilling? Chilling?
Speaker 10 (34:03):
Well, we did get your DNA results back this morning.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Would you like to go over them? Oh? You did?
Oh great, sure, why not? I'm here. Let's uh, let's
do that, all.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Right, missus marsh. Here's your DNA and me portfolio.
Speaker 10 (34:18):
This shows that we actually found a mix of a
few things in your regional ancestry, really.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Like native American like like a little bit.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
No, we didn't find any trace of any Native American DNA.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
In your test.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Nuts, But as you.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
Can see here, we found that you were about forty
three percent Northern European, thirty seven percent Mediterranean, and eighteen
percent Southwest. In fact, you profile most closely matches your
standard Caucasian British person, and you might be interested to
know that you are actually two point eight percent Neanderthal,
which is fairly high Neanderthal.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
What the hell is that about?
Speaker 10 (34:54):
Well, the Neanderthals were actually a species that was wiped
out by Homo sapiens, wiped out.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Because of some cross breeding.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
Some people like you still possessed me and DNA.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Isn't that interesting? Cross breeding? You mean rape?
Speaker 7 (35:10):
You're telling me that my ambras were raped and then
eradicated by you.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
You maniacs.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
You Earth wasn't pick enough Bridyanderthals, so your ancestors just
got rid of them.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
What the hell with all of you?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Randy thinks he's a minority, all right, So Randy ribs
home depressed. He's surprised to see Peter and the boys there.
He asks to speak to Randy, but Randy punches him
in the face. He opens the door to find the
Native American who brought his parents with him. He tells
Randy to stop pretending with himself. Randy reflects on this,
(35:49):
saying that being the victim has downsides. And then finally,
outside of South Park Elementary, Randy is speaking to the town.
He announces that Columbus Day has been reinstated, and then
he encourages people to take a day off to rip
on each other, and with that they rename it the
Day to Indigenous People's Day. Dave calls Randy an indiot
and they start insulting each other while some people are
seen walking off. Because, of course, throughout this whole episode,
(36:13):
as I've said multiple times, they Randy does not know
the meaning of indigenous. He is using it in a
far different way.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
To Randy.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Now walks inside depressed, sits down.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
And then well, well, mister March, I'd like to have
a wear it please?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, you find this funny? Calman? What I do?
Speaker 7 (36:38):
Nobody has the guts to tell me what happened to
buy people?
Speaker 11 (36:41):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Get that hell out of here. We brought my parents
over so you couldn't meet them.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
Oh God, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
My parents are very okay and cool with us.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
What a horror bomb?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yes, sure, everyone gang up on the Neanderthal, isn't it funny? Randy,
you must face who you are. Stop pretending Randy for once,
just allow yourself to feel.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Randy.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
You're right, you're right, You're right.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
It's only now, when everyone's being so indigenous to me
that I realize indigenous. I've been acting all along. I
thought being a victim would solve all my problems. But
being a victim has a downside too. Mister Goldman, I
haven't been honest. It's time for us all to be honest.
(37:37):
What is a holiday. It's a day off work, yes,
a day off school. But holidays are also meant to
be a time to reflect.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
Here today, I'm happy to announce that the School Calendar
Committee is reinstating the day off. But instead of glorifying anyone,
let us make it a holiday about the negative feelings
that we all sometimes feel.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Say what we're really thinking so we can move on.
Speaker 7 (38:07):
And so the second Monday of October will still be
a holiday, but instead of Columbus Day, it will be
for ripping on each other and tearing each other down
and we will call it Indigenous People's Day. For perhaps
if we all do it just what, we won't be.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
So indigenous the rest of the year.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
And since this is the second Monday of October, let's
all embrace the new meaning of the holiday starting right now.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Do you even know what indigenous means?
Speaker 9 (38:33):
You freaking idiot?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
That's the spirit day. Come on, everybody, let's just all
be totally indigenous.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Come on, who the hell let this guy talk to
the school council.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Good one, Curt your wife's so horn. Come on everyone,
Indigenous People's Day. Let's go for it. Shut up and
get off the podium. Okay, I will in a second,
fatso all right? Who else? Come on? Give happy Indigenous people.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
It sounded like it, didn't it.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Indigenous People's Day. Let's go for it, Shut up and
get off the podium. Okay, really the second fats off?
Speaker 6 (39:06):
Like I've been the wondering this for jesus, how old
is this episode now? Like eight, nine, ten years something
like that?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
H weill It debuted on I don't know, seventeen September
twenty seventh, Yeah, twenty seventeen, you're right.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
Yeah, Like, and I've been like, wait, did he should
call his wife that.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
It definitely sounds like it. Yeah, this is who It
definitely sounds like it. All right, well, ladies and gentlemen,
that's gonna do it on this side of the podcast.
Come on back now for some trivia, some pop culture,
some storyline continuity. We'll be right back.
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Speaker 2 (41:00):
And an inductee to Scoop of Bonics.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
And he is the twenty twenty two Day one red
Ros South Park Trivia Champion and on this podcast affectionately
known as a trivia.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
God.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Joe Vernola, Joe, take it away, buddy.
Speaker 6 (41:24):
Before I roll into this, I just want to say,
I'm glad that we are hashtag getting scooped today. I
know you said you were feeling a little down in
the dumps earlier today. I'm glad you. You look pretty good.
You're feeling good. I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Brother, Thank you, thank you, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Come on, love you.
Speaker 6 (41:42):
All right, man, So here we go. Principal Victoria can
be seen in the meeting at the school. This has
proven to be an error, as it is later fixed
in the uncensored version of the episode and the DBD
Blu Ray releases Shelley's Room and features posters of Disney's
Frozen and uniters of the Universe, which the second one
(42:06):
is obviously a party of Guardians of the Galaxy and
features knocked offs of Groot and rocket raccoons, so they
could they could straight up call frozen frozen. But you know,
you call the Guardians guardians, that's going a little that's
going to step too far with with our corporate overlord
and savior. Uh Mickey mouse Witz Michael Mouse Michael mouse
(42:32):
Ouse squire Randy's line, you can't be nuanced and settled
anymore or else critics gool wow? What was the point
of that? Is a reference to negative criticism that the
White People Renovating Houses episode received, specifically from Forbes magazine,
(42:53):
which why the fuck are they reviewing South Park anyway?
In the immortal words of Norman McDonald as Senator Bob
Dole in like some nineteen ninety five or ninety six
episode of SNL Teve Torbs can tuck off, and they're
(43:15):
obviously talking about Steve Forbes there, Malcolm Forbes, whatever the
fuck you want to call him now. He's dead, isn't he?
That's what we call me, fucking dead? Wow?
Speaker 14 (43:27):
All right?
Speaker 6 (43:28):
Oh, it is in reference to still a lot of
people not getting the jokes in that episode, But specifically
this rep this online review from Forbes magazine, which stated
the Charlottesville parody missed the mark. It felt toothless, meandering,
and kind of irrelevant. What was the point? Gee, the
(43:51):
guys who were getting made fun of didn't get the point.
Speaker 17 (43:55):
Hmmm.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
I feel like these are the same people who like
for four years and you didn't get that he was
the bad guy. God, I am bat the thousand today. Here, boys,
I've been on the air for like fIF less than
ten minutes, and I'm just senting Blaze. Everything's The episode
(44:20):
went through several title changes before settling on Holiday Special.
First it was Drunk and Indigenous, then it was completely
Self Indigenous, and then finally Indigenous Peoples before going to
Holiday Special. And boys, if you hate Heidi Turner, enjoy
this episode while you can. It is the only season
(44:41):
twenty one episode without Heidi Turner.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
And Ladies and Gentlemen, that is your Trivia with Joe
for Nola. All right, and now it's time for that
s of the c to the DOUBLEP to take us
down the culture, the pop culture, the pop culture. He's
(45:07):
gonna serve us up some information. Scoop what you got?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
The replacement of Columbus Day with Indigenous People's Day is
a reference to various cities across the US that have
done something similar in response to accusations that the former
holidays so celebrated the violent history of colonization in the
Western hemisphere. Randy attempting to remove the statue of Christopher
(45:35):
Columbus and defecting on another statue, defecating on another defecating
on another statue may be referenced to protesters tearing down
Confederate statues in North Carolina and Florida in late twenty seventeen.
Why would North Carolina whatever.
Speaker 6 (45:53):
The DNA Carolina was part of the confederateca they're making
references to the Confederate statue is being taken down in
that diet about eight years ago.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, tearing down statue season yep. The DNA and me
product is a reference to popular DNA testing home kits
such as twenty three and me and ancestries aka putting
your DNA on file. When kidnapping Peter Galtman, the boys
(46:31):
all wear animal masks. This is inspired by Fortress, a
movie in nineteen eighty five, which is a pretty decent movie.
By the way, If you haven't seen it. I suggest
you go see it.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
And ladies and gentlemen, that is your pop culture. With
that s to the C the double all right now,
he's quickly survey up some storyline continuity. The wall between
the kit and the living room at the Marsh residence
(47:02):
has been torn down, reflecting an open concept design that
Randy was promoting in White People Renovating Houses. And finally,
when Kenny is wearing the bird mask, he uses his
Mysterion voice. This marks the first time Kenny speaks with
Mysterion's voice since the Poor Kid back in season fifteen,
(47:22):
fusing ski. Yeah, you know what, I know, we normally
don't do this here, but I think this is interesting.
There were some reviews here with this episode, so let's
see what the reviews said. This week, after they gave
White people Renovating houses, Avy Club gave Holiday Special b saying,
(47:46):
so maybe that's more so. Maybe that's the more entertaining
takeaway from Holiday Special. Randy's an idiot. It's a thesis
we've heard many times before and we'll probably hear many
times again, and unlike the episode's more substantial message, I'll
never get tired of hearing it as long as I
don't have to think about it too much, and IGN
gave Holiday Specially on eight point five, saying, well, not
(48:06):
quite as strong overalls last week's installment. I put it down,
Holiday Special is the episode the best lives up to
the promise of what South Park is supposed to be
this year. This episode feature focus a bit less on
topical humor and headlines and opting instead for a hilarious,
Randy driven storyline that harkened back to the show's golden era.
If this is a sign of what to expect from
(48:27):
the remainder of season twenty one, then things are looking
pretty rosy for this series. So that brings us to
the question, Joe, what did you think of this episode
when you initially watched it or maybe watched it recently.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
It's if you go back to that av Club review,
I think they either gave it a B or an
eight point five, or say, you know, something like that,
and when I was watching it last week and then
you know, reading through stuff as I usually do, I
(49:06):
think that's kind of a fair grade. This is a
solid B where if we were to take the three
hundred episodes and break them up into blocks of sixty,
this would be in the middle of you know, that
(49:27):
second block. This is a solid you know, b B
plus you know, like an E Okay, I think they
hit the nail on the head when they said this
is kind of a return to Randy's idiocy and more
kind of one off episodes when they said it didn't
really harken on anything current in pop culture though that
(49:51):
that was that was definitely a swing and a miss there, like,
especially with the statues being torn down and everything like it, Like,
there was definitely enough current events being referenced in that
episode too, remind everyone that, hey, we're not doing as
much serialization anymore. But I do like that they did
(50:17):
have the continuity of the open concept kitchen, you know,
because of like and I know I wasn't on that recording,
but like, I don't know if you guys watch a
lot of those home repair shows or renovation shows, but
they all do open kitchens.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
It's like the thing, I.
Speaker 6 (50:44):
Want to close kitchen. I want to close kitchen just
to be like the one guy with a closed kitchen,
Like you cannot see in to what I'm cooking. You
just want to take it.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
That's why I love my Matt' seeing my apartment kitchen.
It's small and you probably didn't like it, but I
love it because it's Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Scoop, what did you like dislike? What do you think
about the reviews or this episode? What's your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Joe hit a lot of it on the head. You know,
I agree with a lot of what he said, this
showcasing how stupid Randy is again bringing it back down.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Fuck, what was I going to say? Hell yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Mean even though this episode didn't have a whole lot
and you could you can watch it pretty quick. But
there's there's quite a bit of times where you're like,
all right, all right, you got me, he got me,
Like that one part where Randy is ready to take it,
but like he is ready for it, We're gonna give
(51:56):
you an anal swamp.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Okay, give me three.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Minutes, Like oh my goodness, first of all, my boy
thinks he can take three.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Minutes apparently apparently.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yeah, this like, yeah, definite solid B plus. You know
it's it's up there. Probably top ninety, I would say, okay,
top hundred.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Interesting, Okay, I would probably put this more in the
middle of the pack, So maybe like top one fifty
to two hundred. It's not a bad episode, but I
also don't think that it's something that I would like
always go back and watch. It's a funny episode, but
as far as some of the newer U if you
(52:38):
for comparing the newer ones to the classics, I would
say it's probably in the middle of the pack, so
maybe even more fair like top one fifty would probably
more accurate between one hundred and one fifty, So you know,
it's a good, solid episode. I agree with what most
things you guys said. I like the side love story,
(52:58):
if you will, between Andy and the Native American man.
The Native American man keep trying to pressure him. First
he shows up at his house singing to our flowers,
then he sings to him, and then he brings his parents,
so I thought that was all funny, and then kids.
I like the scene where the boys are calling Peter
Goltman on the phone with the distorted voice, if you
(53:22):
don't bring back Columbus Day, we're gonna curl yourl.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
Well.
Speaker 6 (53:27):
And I just I am a fan of Peter Goltman
in general because he's just like such a perfect parody. Uh,
we've all seen or encountered some person like that in
(53:48):
our lives where because they have like just you know,
a little shred of something.
Speaker 15 (53:53):
They're all.
Speaker 6 (53:56):
Buy it. For example, like he's outright or but for example,
you've got Pete Goltman who's clearly just a colonizer with
who who's ancestor colonizer ancestors hooked up with the native
at one point, and you know like that that like, no, Bro,
(54:17):
you don't. That doesn't automatically tie you into like that.
That doesn't make you part of the res life. Not
that I know what the Reds life really is. Either
I have friends that know what the Reds life is.
But like that doesn't like that doesn't put you in
the try bro, don't don't try to or.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
The white That's why the DNA mean commercial where the
white guy goes I found out on two percent black
and then the guy walks in and he'saw like, hey,
what's up. He's like, what's up?
Speaker 6 (54:44):
Edward exact so exactly some ship like that, And.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Then Randy finds out he's two point eight percent Neanderthal,
and he freaks.
Speaker 14 (54:55):
Out, you killed my prey bawl, which, by the way,
Randy marsh being two point eight percent Neanderthal makes so much.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Sense it does, especially with stan Autah. Yeah, it does
make a lot of it does make a lot of sense. Well,
ladies and gentlemen, that's gonna do it for a For
another edition of SMP Southwes coming up next week, we
(55:38):
continue season twenty one with the franchise prequel. That's right,
it's the episode where we get to see Mark Zuckerberg
and his.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
Sty oil you think you can take question?
Speaker 1 (55:55):
And of course this is the franchise prequel, prequel to
the Game of South Park Fractured but whole, And it's
all coming.
Speaker 8 (56:05):
Up next week on another right aget of smb US.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
So thanks for stopping by and watching us live. We
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and we've been doing it for five years. We'd appreciate
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Speaker 6 (56:45):
Thank you he's not going to use the table. He
has a perfectly good tummy.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
We have a perfectly good tummy.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
You have a perfectly good Tommy.
Speaker 6 (56:56):
Give the one ye by labrat you stay classy planet.
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