SMB #285 - S21E5 Hummels & Heroin - "Old People Love Hummels, Dude." - SMB: A South Park Review

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I am not on the yellow Cake or anything like that.
But today's episode is Hummels and Heroin bro south Park.
That is what we are reviewing. I of course, I'm
not alone as to the c that double op the
top bout the top bout Scooba Loop. How you doing Scoop?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Were getting a little tipsy to night boys, well, ladies
and gentleman.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Multi mm hmm MALTI.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I don't know. I got roasted for liking this beer
a couple of times, but Foster's like this bear, I've
never had it doesn't for some reason. I fucking it's
really good.

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have a foster ring bear Well, Ladies and gentlemen. You
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three thousand, what's up, Darren?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
It is good to like be back after I don't know.
I don't look at my imaginary watch. I think my
imaginary watch has been about a month.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's been a while to be been live on your
own stream.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, I've been.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I've been getting my shit together and getting my ass
kicked in some various martial arts. I've been photographic martial
arts and took a break because my Instagram page for
my photography went from like a thousand views a month.
Tell I'm about to hit my first one million view month, damn.
And what I said on my Twitch originally is that

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Speaker 3 (02:50):
That's about it.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
But that's where I'll be in the meantime for my
twitch folks. But eventually I may turn my twitch into
their twitch and be running a show. Oh snaps, I
didn't think it happened so fast.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
But well, we're glad to have you back here. Let's
get into it, guys. Humbles In Heroin is the fifth
episode of season twenty one and the two hundred and
two hundred and eighty second overall episode of South Park
as an Aaron October the eighteenth, twenty seventeen, and of
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episode of season twenty one and the two hundred and

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eighty second overall episode of South Park, first airing on
October the eighteen, twenty seventeen. Drugs are flowing into South Park,
and a passionate young health advocate has traced the source
of these illegal meds and is about to expose Dan March. Now,
before we begin, you know, Scoop Jackson, you told me
that this was in your top this was one of

(04:39):
your favorite episodes. You can you've memorized this episode.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It seems like, well, I just the way that their
their mascots just beefit. I'm sorry, like this episode.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
All right, Well that's a that's a good thing to say,
because Marcus Preston Josh Gadd's birthday party the good thing
to say, because it's a nice segue. Marcus and his
party guests are shown having a good time. Marcus parents
have a man donning a Chucky Cheese costume come up
to the stage to entertain thet kids. And then the

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man who or woman we don't know who is inside
of the Chucky cheese costume is apparently on the painkillers
the h and he starts poorly performing. He's very drunk,
very drug overdose at this point, and then moments later
into his really bad performance, he violently vomits, collapses on stage,

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and dies, horrifying the children, especially Mark Chucky. Marcus, I'm sorry,
and then Chucky is carried away on a stretcher by
the ambulance as Marcus promises to avenge him. So let's
start there. That's a great way to start.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I'm I love the mascot beef too, so I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
All right, here we go?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
There you go?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Can everybody hear mean?

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Thanks everyone for helping us celebrate Marcus's birthday. As a
special birthday surprise for you, Marcus, we got you your
favorite entertainer. Everyone please welcome Chuckie.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Jeez, this guy already he's already messed up a nice
little party they got here, Marcus. This is a brand
new character essentially that we'd never heard or seen about
in South Park aka the detective character.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Pluck him up.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
Thanks Marcus's birthday?

Speaker 8 (06:58):
What's wrong with him?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Catch it?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Tally's high on pain killers? Wait a minute, we gotta
pause here, Ladies and gentlemen. Shout out to lab Rat
with the five dollars super sticker.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
You forget.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
While the chuck e cheese mouse was up on stage.
Lab Rat just does then point that out.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Thank you, Labratt, Thank you labor We'll forget to bring
a tear. That's mighty fine of you guys today. You guys,
you guys, you has a good peep. Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Waity, don't forget to bring a towel button.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
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Speaker 4 (07:58):
Do we think that the Chucky the uses of Chuck
E Cheese is the first mascot that's super drunk is
a coincidence or do you think this is a jab
at Chuck E Cheese as an establishment because they they
got quite a rough reputation over the last few years.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I think this is the jab at the establishments, you know,
at each individuals.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Interesting. I just took it as people who are on drugs.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
And they took the opportunity as they always would, to
add an extra layer of you know, comedic sense by.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Taken jab on specific places.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Because it doesn't seem like Chucky Cheese would be the
first one unless you were doing.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
It very Maybe he had a really maybe they had
a really bad experience at Chuck E Cheese and that
could have been so inclined there as well.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, you know, I have never been to Chuck E Cheese.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
What Nope, Well, it's like Adelie points out, didn't they
eventually file bankruptcy? They did?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I'll tell you this. I was a Chuck E. Cheese kid.
I went to Chuck Cheese all the time. Never really
cared about the pizza, the food. I went there for
one thing and one thing only, and that was to
play the ski ball because I was fucking killer at that.
If you and if you got a four to fifty
scorer higher on while you're playing jackpot happened. It was
like ten, twenty, thirty, forty fifty hundreds, and I just

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knew how to roll that ski ball up, bounce it
off the net and hit those one hundreds, so I'd
win all these tickets and then I could go buy
shit one thing, one.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Thing on skaball. It's skyball.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's awesome, dude, I love it.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
It was a cool place.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's just a small hands broke it figured out the code.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, I think the business model with the animatronic like
it just got weird.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
But here's the news before we move on. Chuck E.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Cheese is actually like rebranding and rebuilding all of their
establishments from the inside.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
They're like remodeling all of them. They're trying to make
it come ship.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, they're trying to just looked it up, but they're
like remodeling everything they're trying. They're trying to like move
away from their old like animatronic weird thing and just
be a straight up game place and play place, like
just a classic, you know, be what they should be,
not not get weird with it.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I like lab rats onto something here. Yeah, during lockdown
when people were ordering that ship and then then all
of a sudden, it's like, oh, oh my god, yes.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
That's really bad pizza.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
The labrat points out the Chuck cheese Feld everyone during
the lockdown on Uber Eats was under the parent company name,
so people thought they were getting fancy pizza. Yeah, that's true.
And analy I says, like the eyes of the animatronics,
I would like, I would stare right back.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
She said, I would stay right She meant, did you
mean stare? I think so maybe I would stare right back.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, my brain.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
The one thing I was afraid of when I was
a kid was mascots, Like I kid you, not to
the extent, which is funny because I literally work with
one now as part of my job and let's stand
right next to him for half the day. But I
used to be terrified of mascots. I'd go to like
a San Jose Sharks hockey game, and I'd watch the
mascot the whole time, making sure he wouldn't come next

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to us. And at one time at Disney there was
a parade and Mickey Mouse came close, and I was
a tiny little kid, and there's a picture of me
leaning away terrified because apparently I jumped out of her
arms and screamed, everyone run for your lives when Mickey
Mouse approached. This is how terrified I was, as like
a tiny little kid of mascots. So as you can imagine,

(11:44):
the Chucky Cheese animatron really really got me Jesus crazy.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Let's get back to this chuck e Cheese mouse here
is he's going to have a violent breakdown and vomit anywhere,
and then, as we mentioned, he's going to perish his life,
is going to see.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Sis to exist, cause you anything, he's.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Gonna Why don't we head back to the party and
cut the cake.

Speaker 8 (12:18):
I don't one can take time.

Speaker 9 (12:23):
Another drug overdose, most likely percocet and oxy cotton found
wrapped in his cheesecloth, prescription drugs, but with no prescript
You guys know where all these illegal meds are coming from,
most likely from the prisons whenever there's a drug epidemic,
you can usually trace it back to people who've been
thrown away by society and forgotten about.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
All right, So we'll get to this next scene here
and they'll talk about people who have been thrown away
from society. So the scene switches that he saw that
at the end of this Cliff stand As at the
Shady Acres retirement Home, who delivers two hummels to Marvin
after selling the pillows Marvin gave him when he reacts
negolarly toward the humbles, stand Broad and Marvin confesses to
stand that another resident at the retirement home, in his

(13:06):
own words, is quote top bitch. He goes on to
say that he and the other residents must deliver miss
mcgillicutty's pillows to people in exchange for humbles, which she
regularly expects, expects, inspects, and collects. And the retirement home
shows itself to be very similar to a modern day prison.
So that's what we're going to show some The downside

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about this is what makes this scene is the music,
and we can't really play the music for copyright reason.
That's because the music is all about gangster in prison life,
and these these and they're showing this old people here,
which will show you in like a montage style where
they are there in a state of you know, hospice

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and they're in a state of where they really don't
have any rights anymore, or at least it feels that
way because they're being taken care of.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I said in myself, just stressing, get reading my male
reminiscent about the goods.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
So there you go, play a little bit seven seconds
of music there so you can a montage. That way
you understand what we're dealing with. So here's the montage.
As you can see, there's old people. They're hanging out here,
they're playing cards, they're getting their food. If you could
hear the music, you would understand like this guy's getting
the tattoo of a humble that's got milk. So then

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Stan walks in, Can I help you?

Speaker 10 (14:25):
Yeah, I'm here to visit my grandpa. Oh, how nice
of you are, right, arms in the air.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
So then they start strips or they start like scanning
them down with like you know, the alarm machine or
whatever to see if you've got any metal or weapons.
They pull she pulls out the humbles to saying like oh,
why do all old people like hummels so much? And
then stand takes hummels? Yeah, why, starts walking through and
now there are I'll just pauses for a second. So

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now they're all standing at the edge of their doors
like it's prison, like, oh, we got a visitor. We
got somebody fresh meat coming into the fucking penitentiary. So
Stant walks by all of them, sees all the old people. They're,
you know, mildly depressed and sad. And then he walks
into and he finally sees his grandpa.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
Grandpa, Billy, finally you're here to visit. Did you bring
grandpa present?

Speaker 10 (15:17):
Yeah? I got what you wanted.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Ah, Mary wanderer and happy traveler.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
These humble suck that's what the guy did.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
It's okay, Billy, I'm just gonna need you to deliver
another one of Miss mcgilla cutty's crochet pillows.

Speaker 10 (15:34):
Now, come on, Grandpa, isn't it enough I come to visit?

Speaker 7 (15:36):
You don't understand how it works in here. Miss mcgilla
cutty is top bitch. You do suggest were to pay
the price?

Speaker 8 (15:47):
Now what you're gonna do?

Speaker 3 (15:49):
All right?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Anyway, Okay, we can't play that song obviously, so, but
here's what happens. Here comes this this lady here, Missus McGillicuddy.
She walks down through the hallway and it's like, now,
what you gonna do? Like, of course, like she's the
badass top bitch, right, dude goes in there and beats
the crap out of that guy. So now the next day,
Stan is outside and his friends come up as he

(16:10):
holds us.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
She's just going down the hall beating the bricks off
of people.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yep's she's the top. She's the top bitch on top this.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I didn't realize he was going out and beating the
bricks off of these people. That's she's bad.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Labrat says. Old folks are hard as fu folks are hard.

Speaker 11 (16:29):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
You know, old folks don't fuck around.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Ada says, I was very much dancing during the episode.
That was a hot song.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Now, dude, yeah, we wish we could play these songs
because they're so good. They're so good, and that's why
they don't let us play them. They know they got
the goods. They got the goods, they got they got
the goods.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
Come on, will I just gotta do this for my Grandpa.

Speaker 12 (16:55):
First again, dude, how many crappy crochet pillows you have
to get out for him? I don't know it's what
he wants. I feel bad for him, right, I think
he's miserable. He's oh, he's supposed to be miserable. Look,
I just got to make this exchange for him, and
then you can go, oh, I think this is her now,
so this.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Is funny, you know, and another mascot here they're making
fun of Swiper from Dora the Explorer.

Speaker 11 (17:15):
Swiper no swiping, Swiper, no swiping.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
And uh so yeah, Swiper pops up now in a costume.

Speaker 10 (17:24):
Are you Stan Marsh it's me Swiper cool? Do you
have the Humble?

Speaker 8 (17:32):
This is it right into Christmas limited edition? Now give
me the pillow. I have to get to a birthday party.

Speaker 10 (17:37):
Okay, fine, all rights.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
No struct her. She swiped that.

Speaker 10 (17:44):
That's really sir.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
People hope people love Humbles, dude us.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
And it's kind of strange, right.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
It was just a collector's item back then, just like
we have our collector's items that are probably gonna be like.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Why did we buy all of these?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
That's what that's that's my thought every time I look
at my pops. I'm like, dude, why did I buy these?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Right, It's a weird thing that we have, like the
instinct to collect. I think everyone at some point in
their life has some kind of item that they collect
and they just get an excessive amount of.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I think it's the emotional attachment to memories and experiences
that help mold and shape the way that you think
and feel in love about certain aspects of life. Yeah,
so you know, like for me, powers, supernatural, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Like, yeah, like maybe these things existed at a really
positive time for them and and they kind of just
latched onto that that nostalgia of this existed at a
time where I felt good, Like like smash.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Mouth almost exactly.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
You can hate smash Mouth, but you hear one of
their songs, you kind of feel good because because it
only ever played in happy scenarios other than maybe like
now even the happy part of Shrek.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Labrat says, pops are the new Humbles. That's that's probably
fair assessment.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Uh yeah, and pinned pins like that all the not
just not just Steinman Matt and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Like no, I know, but you also have to think
the pins have come back around because they've you know,
they had its eras again in the sixties the seventies
where they were popular, came back in the nineties, and
now they're back again as well.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
So we'll just hope Humbles don't come back.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I h that's that's fair, all right. So next day
at school, I believe this is where Market is going
to give a presentation on the epidemic. We's going to
at least start investigating. Okay, he's giving the presentation.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
Day.

Speaker 11 (19:50):
We are facing an epidemic of No, I'm not alone
in mourning the loss of one of.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
The Chuck e chees. How do we know the personal
happen you.

Speaker 11 (20:00):
Perhaps we could have helped, but too many more than
you got to supply Chucky.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
With the opioids that causes sometime he death.

Speaker 11 (20:06):
Chucky was not the first entertainer in our community to
die from this epidemic. Let us not forget Dinky Duke,
the Clown, the had of a Recksenal overdose, Tommy Schneider's
bond into the last March Shimmer and Shine, we both
collapsed massive amounts of box cod one in their system.
At Nelly Anderson's birthday, Park spider Man cut down in
his prime, a camaro, swipe of the box, multiple opioids

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inside his crocheted pillow stand entertainer.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I mean you kind of gotta believe it about Swiper
because he was a career criminal.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, I don't know, Ladrap, I don't know. You asked
the question of labrat. Do people still collect small forks
and spoons? I don't know. That's that was definitely something
that our parents generate. Our parents his parents generation super rich.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh my goodness, that's funny. And my great grandma had
a silver collection, an entire set of silverware. It was
mini it was fork, spoons, knives, fucking like pie cutter,
like the whole set.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Well, growing up in the United States, you knew someone
was like super like proper and rich and whatnot, and
and probably couldn't take a dirty joke if they served
you like a coffee at their house with a little
plate and tiny spoon. You knew that.

Speaker 7 (21:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Continuing on here with Marcus's presentation.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
Must we lose before we take action? Eating his time
and OPI always and us.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Tiny stand Kyle Carmen, Now, Dan.

Speaker 11 (21:46):
I didn't know, all right, You didn't know you were
slinging drunks for your grandpa.

Speaker 12 (21:49):
It didn't occur to me as a possibility, did you
hear everyone? It's dear, they're coming after you. You killed
wipe of the Fox and we were standing there with you. You
gotta tell people, we had no idea what was going on?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Now, better idea what was going on? Hey, Keally, Butters
just walks in and there just they just freeze and
don't even say anything.

Speaker 10 (22:06):
Kid is on the warpath.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
Huh he really motive?

Speaker 11 (22:08):
I mean, screw that kid, But I guess it's good
somebody's family doing something about these goddamn drug dealers.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Butters, they don't even move, They just stay in place.
It's disgusting. Butters didn't wash his hands to nasty.

Speaker 12 (22:23):
Our only way out is to go to the police
right now and turns dance Grandpa in, No, we don't
have to do that.

Speaker 10 (22:28):
Let me go talk to him.

Speaker 11 (22:29):
I can put a stop to this, Grandpa, What the
hell have you got me into?

Speaker 7 (22:33):
Quiet?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
They'll hear you.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
So, as we mentioned here, this is where Stan and
his grandpa have a conversation, and his Grandpa's going to
reveal to him how it really works in the joint.

Speaker 10 (22:43):
There were drugs in the crochet pillow word there.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Do you know?

Speaker 10 (22:45):
People are dying?

Speaker 5 (22:46):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 10 (22:47):
Billy?

Speaker 7 (22:48):
You seems Lincoln the coudie over there, whoever has the
best hombo collection, This top bitch in this place, and
she's got the best. She's ruthless, and she has those
old lady for its, you know, farts right where they're so.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Loose that Oh hello, mister Mark.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
So she comes over and she's gonna start farting everywhere
like old people farting in the wind that way today?

Speaker 8 (23:18):
Have they given you percocet for that me of yours?

Speaker 13 (23:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Here, I just.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
She's just fire. She farts, She farts all.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
The just the sound, dude, that they haven't rightly.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
In the background, of course, he says to my grandson,
he's worthless. How sweet he farts on them?

Speaker 8 (23:40):
Papa in the joint.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (23:42):
You love your papa, don't you.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
You'd hate to.

Speaker 8 (23:45):
See him suffer even more than he already is. You
watch your ass?

Speaker 10 (23:51):
Have you sent to the quiet room?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Oh the sound I can smell it from here. That's
brutal man.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
All right. So now we're at the Park County corner
here where Marcus is going to investigate the deaths of
all these mascots. It almost sounds like a quief. It
almost sounds like, have you ever had someone you love.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Quef in your fast?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Wait? She quite fried of my fast?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
So clipped in my fast? Have you ever had someone
you love quief in your fast?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Marcus, Now you better.

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Be perform Cheese's autopsy?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh the kid's party performer.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
Yeah, as a concern member of the public, I wish
to be present.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Sorry, children aren't really allowed in the autopsies.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
Then I to wait, here's.

Speaker 9 (24:44):
Findings toxic quality reports shows subject had massive amounts of
opioids and system and time of death. Now proceeding.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
This guy background stupid.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I just I just want to take a second real quick.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's just a mask.

Speaker 14 (25:09):
Sorry, go ahead, And I want to take a second
to love and appreciate and acknowledge the precision and accuracy,
well not precision accuracy, but like the execution.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Of puking that Matt and Trey have is just extraordinary,
you know they Yes, thank you, That's what I was
trying to say.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
No, it is good.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
So here's now the Park County Corner going to find
uh wells put in the garbage?

Speaker 8 (25:51):
What did you find corner? There is an epidemic in.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
Our community, sir, some of us actually can confront the problem.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
No, damn it.

Speaker 11 (25:59):
What did you find?

Speaker 9 (26:00):
Nothing out of the ordinary. Subject died of a simple overdose.
We found nothing else except new humbles in the subject's
rectal cavity.

Speaker 8 (26:08):
Humbles, she's and here you're gonna find this ordinary?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Not at all.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
We found humbles in nearly all the birthday entertainers antal cavities.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
It's very common in our overdose victims, A big two
s common.

Speaker 10 (26:22):
Don't you think.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Someone actually doing their damn due diligence there? So now
at the Marsh Residence.

Speaker 10 (26:31):
Professional supervision, is that really it?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Because I stand making a case that he they should
go visit.

Speaker 10 (26:36):
Grandpa kind of threw Grandpa away and forgot about him.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh really, do you have any idea how much money
we pay to have Grandpa in that place? Your grandpa
is styling. Can you imagine being able to just sit
around all day and not have to do anything but
eat and watch TV?

Speaker 10 (26:51):
Yeah, I'd probably go crazy and want to kill myself.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Jesus standing, it's not like he's in jail.

Speaker 10 (26:56):
Yeah, it's kind of like jail. You should go visit him.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
I'm too busy busting my ass to pay the bills
for that place and to pay for your guitar lessons.

Speaker 10 (27:04):
I don't have guitar lessons.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
I don't want to go there. It's depressing. Oh you
tricked me.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
He tricked himself, literally talked himself in that entire circle
on the standards.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Nothing that's funny. It's kind of like a prison. It's
kind of like a prison.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
So Stan now continues to help out his grandpa, ordering
anti kummels for him, you know, and delivering these more
of these pillows. And at school, Marcus catches standing a
lie and begins to suspect him or suspect him. Dan
asks the boys to help him clear everything up. Hartman
agrees to help and devises a plan. Because at first
the Lake stands like, come on, we gotta come up

(27:53):
with a play, and then Kyle's like, there's nothing we
could do, and then Carl was like, yeah they know
that we get wait yeah, yeah he said that we
could do. And then stands like wait what and he's like,
you know, and he basically convinces Cartman to help him.
So cartmanon agrees to help and they devise a plan.
And while that's going on, then Randy and Sharon do
eventually visit Marvin and they get missus mcgillicutty's farts as well,

(28:17):
and then the epidemic. The epidemic continues as a hepapig
entertainer collapses onto the ground I yet another birthday party,
and Marcus tries to talk to her as she slowly dies.
She tells them that old people love humbles, leaving Marcus
to the retirement home. And then, yeah, well we'll cut

(28:38):
back more here in a moment, we'll tell you what's
going on. But let's get into some of those clips here.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yeah, Matt, has anyone ever been tapped out in WWE?
From an old lady fart? Because I ou would tap
you out quick?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I don't know, tapped out?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I mean, what do you do that she'll tap yourself?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I don't know. That's a great question, though, I'd have
to find out.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
So now, ko by old Lady fart.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
TKO by old Lady fart. Stan gets a phone call
from Kyle because apparently Stan's got a butter's doing his
dirty work.

Speaker 12 (29:08):
Did you give Butters a crochet pillow to drop off. Dude,
I don't have a choice. I have to get the
humbles from my grandpa.

Speaker 11 (29:14):
Well, you need to get humbles without making Butters a
drug dealer, drug.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Dealer, A white, A white.

Speaker 12 (29:21):
I think I know another way.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
So yeah, of course, more copyright music. As the old
people are being shuffled through the old person's home there
you know again, having their food get delivered to them,
getting their medication.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
You mean the guy that has to empty the urinal thing. Oh,
that's just troopers.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Now they give all the medication to the old people,
who then they're basically showing the operation. All the medication
that's delivered to the old people is then put inside
of a crocheted pillow and then they then send that
pillow out with their grandkids. So that way they could
be distributed or more humble. So at the trade of

(30:08):
humbles for drugs essentially, and the humbles are the currency
inside of the retirement home, he or she who holds
the most humbles is the.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Top pitch trudette.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
And then Labratt does say that Natalie Hart had a
farting gimmick in early twenty tens that is true. She
did have. That was a stupid gimmick. She didn't really
fart on anybody as far as like their finisher, but
she would fart and people would be like, oh.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
My god, dude.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I just know, like if you're rolling around with people
on the ground or whatever and they dust you with
an old lady fart, dude, that would put me out.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
I'd be out of there. Oh my goodness, especially the
one that that old lady seems to be putting off.
You heard that sound effect. That's not a ooh, that's
not a senseless fart there.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
So they show more humbles here, like you can see
this old man he's looking at his humble collection, he's said,
and then there's a guy working out she's looking at
her humble and flowers, and it just shows the whole
process over and over as they get more drugs. And
then here's the top lady. She's got the most humbles,
and you can see Stan buying more humbles.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Wait, what about the person that owns the humble store.
That's the top bitch, right, it's got to be an
old lady. She's good.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Maybe it's but there is, as we're going to see
right here, the Humble shopping network, so it would have
to assume it's wherever the Humbles stand's ordering more Humbles.
And this is again music is still going on in
the background, so that's why you can't hear anything. Stan
makes a call, orders more Humbles, goes back into the
old people's home, and then the process starts all over again.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
And gold scam.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
It is a old scam, but it's dead. It's a
retirement community scam, all right. So now the retirement people.

Speaker 10 (31:57):
They put me up just past roast, I think.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
The hospice, hospice. And then this guy shows up here,
the ups driver, with a buttload of drugs and drops
them all off, and that is how the scene concludes.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
There that was a lot of Humbles in that pile.
You want to go back to that one frame, Matt,
and uh what Humbles? Which ones the one with the
truck just dumped it off?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
That was medication, okay.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
I was about to say it was all orange. I'm like,
is that all okay? That still has a lot of medication.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
It's a lot of medication.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
That's even more medication. That's even worse.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
So the next webrat says Humbles and drugs. That's right,
that's gotta be dugs. That's a slap right there.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
That's a slapper. That's probably the song. I mean that
was We probably could have gotten away playing that portion
of the song because that sounded like it was more
Matt Stone and Trey Parker actually performing at like a
Kanye West parody style of music. But still it's best
to not take that chance.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
And and in case you guys are wondering, speaking of
the fart sounds, the little little nice South Park fact,
they don't just have an audio guy, they have a
flatulence designer.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Specifically, there you go, they got a guy who specifically.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Job titled flatulence designer. Good job Matt and Trey.

Speaker 10 (33:18):
Hello mister mar Marcus here, Hey, hey Marcus.

Speaker 11 (33:21):
I understand you become quite the humble collector lately.

Speaker 8 (33:25):
What's the fascination with hummos?

Speaker 10 (33:27):
Nothing?

Speaker 11 (33:28):
I look, I I just really like homos Okay, I'm
really into HomeOS.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Ah.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
I see. So then you should be able to tell
me what this humbo is called.

Speaker 11 (33:37):
That that's come on, if you're humble per thing, you should.

Speaker 10 (33:40):
Know its name. That's it's it's whistling in the rain.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
Wrong, it's called stormy weather. Do you know where it
was found?

Speaker 11 (33:48):
No, it was found deep in the anus of one
Chuck eats.

Speaker 8 (33:55):
If you know something about the epidemic.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
More disgusted by the fact that better he's holding second
that was in Chuck e chant booty. Yeah, it's coming down.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, nom all he went up there.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
He went up there, that's for sure. So then it
stands now trying to warn Marcus, Look, you don't want
to be a part of this, get involved.

Speaker 11 (34:21):
I became invoked when Chuck e Cheese collapsed like a.

Speaker 8 (34:23):
Rock dog before my very eyes.

Speaker 11 (34:26):
If you had any involvement, I will bring you down.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Back now Shady Ager's retirement community. That's why I've mentioned
Shannon Staring, Charon. Sorry, Randy and Charon visit this their dad.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Well, it's a really great scene, your dad.

Speaker 9 (34:47):
I guess we ought to hit the road soon.

Speaker 7 (34:49):
You finally come to visit and leave after ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Oh jesus, Now we.

Speaker 9 (34:53):
Don't what Stan gets his guilt trips from.

Speaker 8 (34:57):
It seems somebody's been a little naughty.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Oh miss, how are you?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
My?

Speaker 8 (35:08):
How connection?

Speaker 10 (35:09):
You're starting to.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Almost smells brand new, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
In his apartment, and who are these less people.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Family that came to visit?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
No doubt.

Speaker 13 (35:28):
Oh god, here, I remember when I was She's ribbon
as she got her asked you hanging out?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
She pissed herself right there. She's got p all over try.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
To get out from his responsibilities.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
I'm giving.

Speaker 13 (35:49):
It doesn't matter to me, but it matters to them,
the big guys. You see, what they want is more
people who are addicted to crows shape pillows.

Speaker 8 (36:02):
Got it nice to me you find those?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Oh god, dude, someone get her out of here.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Randy says, We're never gonna visit this lady again. We're
never gonna visit her again because of lady party everywhere.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
After seeing that, I'd be getting my if one of
my parents were in that situation, I'm be getting the
hell out of there, I'd be I'd be.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I don't know what i'd do. Should whoop that lady's ass? Throw?

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah, they're throwing. They're throwing hands with this old lady.
Get some Judo throws in.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
Jeez.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
All right, So this is the part of the episode
now where I mentioned Stan is going to come in
to see the boys, Labratt says, I'd be farting back.
Good call, ass with gas light a match light a
match that's a good point too, make a flamethrower.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
I'd be lighting a can handle if that old lady
were coming anywhere near where I was at.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Right for real, or get like a humidifire or something
like that.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
She needs to just carry a bottle for breeze, for breeze,
and like a holster.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
For breeze. La la, la la la.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
So here's Stan as he comes in and he's gonna
help the cartman's gonna devise a plan or at least
come up with an idea to help him. And as
they're playing in video games with Butters and Kenny.

Speaker 12 (37:26):
Hell, you're dead, butteris hal peez. Guys, guys, I need
your help. If it had to do with your heroin
operation count us out.

Speaker 11 (37:33):
I just talked to my career. There's more work here
than just old people pushing pills. Stan, we told you
we don't want to be involved. The head bitch of
the nursing home is gonna take my grandpa.

Speaker 12 (37:42):
Down, maybe my whole family. Get out of the way, dude,
But I know what to do. Whoever has the best
humbles controls the nursing home. We gotta steal this lady's
umble collection and give it.

Speaker 10 (37:51):
To my grandpa.

Speaker 12 (37:52):
Dude, Stan, even if we wanted to help you, which
we don't, there's no way we can sneak into an
old folks home, distract all the old people and take
it old any tell us?

Speaker 10 (38:00):
Oh wait, there totally is a way you could do that.

Speaker 15 (38:08):
Oh uh freaking love cartmon. Sometimes there's a way, Just
like in an instant, he really divides the way.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
There wait, the way there is way?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Like that is how psychotic this kid is.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
He didn't even have to stop talking.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
He didn't even have to stop talking, didn't have to
go to bed, didn't have to think about it. Literally,
it just pop right abby today.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Yes, I've actually done something really similar. I've already done
this before.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
We're good.

Speaker 12 (38:43):
So now cartmen, Yeah, what is it, Carmen, dude, we're
not getting involved, Cartman.

Speaker 10 (38:48):
If you have an idea, please tell me. I need you.
I need you know how to distract people?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Ship Kyle fu are in this now?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
All right?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Here's Marcus again.

Speaker 8 (38:58):
Yes me Thompson's party. Peppa Pig just collapsed on stage.
Oh my god, don't.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Marcus need to bring those comes of home phones back.
That was kind of what the home phone that.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
He had, the wireless home phone. That, yeah, that was
like the perfect era of phone that you see that
that he had having one of those around, like get
rid of the cell phone. It's like call the house
because I know someone calling the house is calling for
a reason at this point if you reintroduced it, No.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
That that is true. That is very very true. All right,
So here we go, pig.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 8 (39:40):
My name is Marcus Presley. Can you understand me? Where
did you get the drugs?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Peper?

Speaker 8 (39:44):
This is from Stan March.

Speaker 9 (39:46):
No, man, what you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Give me a fucking ambulance, Peper.

Speaker 11 (39:50):
Focus, you'll be in heaven jumping any pottles you can
imagine the first.

Speaker 8 (39:58):
Where do the hobbles go?

Speaker 10 (40:00):
All right?

Speaker 8 (40:01):
Let us through? Get away kids, Never now why you've
got to.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Squeal old people?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Old people love humble.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Good damn.

Speaker 13 (40:18):
Cheese.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Now, but it's clearly as.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Old people love humble spi when the're filled with drugs.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Right, all right, So now the focus shifts back to
the boys who are addressed as choir boys and visit
shady acres to sing to the old people, providing a
distraction for Stand and allowing them to sneak into missus
mcgillicuddy's room to steal all of her humbles and subsequently
bring them to Marvin. Yeah, that mean his grandpa. As
this is going on, Marcus appears right behind Stand and

(40:51):
snaps a picture of him gathering all the humbles from
her room. Dan pleads her Marcus did not show the
police pictures, saying there's much bigger picture than the one
he has not seen. Stan tells him that he knows
he misses Chuck E Cheese and that if he agrees
to help him, he'd be putting an end to the
deaths of these entertainers, as Marcus burst into tears and
agrees to help. Yeah, all right, so let's show that.

(41:16):
So here's the boys now showing up in fire suits.

Speaker 10 (41:18):
Oh yeah, hello, we are adorable children here to entertain
old people.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
Didn't think we had anyone's schedule tonight.

Speaker 10 (41:23):
Are you with the Protestant Youth Group?

Speaker 11 (41:25):
Yes, that's right, we are young volunteer. However, we can.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
You have to be a young us.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
We're young prostitutes. Okay, that slipped by me all these years.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
All right, so now the old people are being shuffled in.
They have to go watch this children's choir in the commons.

Speaker 8 (41:53):
Darling children are gonna sing for you.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Move your asses an All.

Speaker 10 (41:57):
Right, seniors, how are we feeding tonight?

Speaker 12 (42:00):
Our youth group has come to lift your spirits with
some songs to take you down memory lane. We hope
you can enjoy some nice old people music. I'm insane
in the membrane, insane in the membrane, insane in the brain.

Speaker 10 (42:17):
Crazy, insane, got no brain in the.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Membrain, dude, I gotta say they look pretty fucking sharp.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, they looked good. They looked a part for sure.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Like I kind of want that as a I don't
even not a funk o pop but you know that
the realistic ones that the robot whatever makes I forget
the name of the company. Uh, you're muted, scoop kid Robot.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh yeah, oh no he's not.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I was trying to agree with everything you were trying.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
To Kid Robot, like choir action figures or figures, those
I might buy them because those are pretty sweet.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
I've never wanted to do matching Halloween outfits with the
boys until now.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Yes, we got it. We gotta do that Halloween after
Soto next year, and we all, oh, we got yeah,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Get Joe.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
What did carmon.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
We'll have to figure out if there's like a tradition
to it, if like the lead guy has a specific color,
and then so Matt can wear that color, and then.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I don't think it matters. But yeah, maybe we got
wet like that when we went to Disneyland. It didn't matter.
Like the lead guy was purple, wasn't he stand our
scoop when we were at Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
No, he was white and red, white and red.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
So that guy was red, okay, so yeah, and the
other one with purple, and I think there was an
orange one. But then we went we saw a barbershop
quartet when we were at Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
So yeah, Typically with like stuff like that, you want
the red because it draws the most attention. Because like
with Power Rangers, the main main focus was the red Ranger.
He was the leader for a really long time, and
then you got the white ranger. But then you mix
white and red. Typically that's the one who's the leader.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Okay, all right, there you go.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Labrat says this is just a true story. Of mascot
workers in New York and Vegas. That's it's the It's
like instead of a real sex, it's real mascots, real mascots.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Real mascots of Las Vegas. Yeah, exactly, I would watch that. Actually,
i'd jake that out.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I'm just a poor mascot. Here's the animal Locke. Uh so,
here's stand now breaking into missus mcgilli cutty's room.

Speaker 16 (44:33):
He gets home and takes it option like pissed. It
sounds like piece of ship, Beatrice mcgillicut.

Speaker 7 (44:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Look, okay, so we got Cartman in blue, Kyle and purple,
butters and yellow, and Kenny in red.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
See, it just seems like Cartman should be in the red.
I feel like Scoop's right about the Okay, No, Scooby.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Feel I feel like that's not red or is it
red red?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yeah, it's a red red.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Yeah, it's his hat, that's not it's and I think
it's because of his orange hood.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, that's what's throwing.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
It's more like it's, well, he's got like two different
colors going. He's got like a burgundy going around his shorts,
his gloves and his hat and his hat and then
the shirt itself is red, but the bow is burgundy too.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
I feel like his hat should have been bright red.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, that would have made more sense, all right. Back
to the songs that they're singing of old people, which
is really songs that we listen to. That is what
they're making fun of.

Speaker 12 (45:33):
Night Milkcake brings out the boy to the yard and
they're like, it's better than yours.

Speaker 10 (45:38):
Damn right.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Y, my hot milkjake, And dude, I want that song
now though I would listen to that song if it
was that stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
On vinyl, Oh my goodness, I would not myself to
have this ship.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Oh my god, imagine that with the final sound.

Speaker 12 (45:59):
Yeah, here's our own take on that Odie but Goodie
by Neirvana in the Cuckoo wint to rape me in
the hot, hot summer time, rape me my friend, you shark, Hey, Hi,
we're don't have a tourny trying to bring sunshine in
your legs.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Funk you.

Speaker 10 (46:20):
Oh, if you want to call me babe, just.

Speaker 8 (46:26):
Go ahead, neg.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Dude, that is such a bad tease, Like, you know,
we wanted to hear the rest of that.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Just go ahead now. So here's Stan. He finds the
Humble Collection breaks in, and that's where Marcus shows up.

Speaker 11 (46:53):
Mister marsh Marcus, I told you I'd bring you down.

Speaker 10 (47:00):
Marcus. It's not what you think. I'm trying to make
things better here, Oh.

Speaker 8 (47:04):
Bit you your grandpap. All the people here are going
to jail. I'm calling the police.

Speaker 11 (47:10):
You can put it into this place, but you won't
be stopping the problem. These people are victims too, Marcus,
victims of a way bigger game being played by way
bigger people. Oh you're a fine one of your speeches
when it comes to saving your own ass, it's not
for me, Marcus.

Speaker 10 (47:24):
Look, I know you loved Chuck E.

Speaker 8 (47:27):
Cheese.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
I know you do anything to bring down the people
who took him from you. That's why you have to
go further, Marcus. Take it to the people who profited
from Chucky's addiction.

Speaker 8 (47:45):
He was just a mouse wanted to make people.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
I know.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
No bad When where.

Speaker 15 (48:04):
Hi can.

Speaker 10 (48:06):
Hey, where are y'all going.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Back to our rooms? If?

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
All right? So here's where things start to break down.
So now Marvin is our guess. McGillicuddy steps out of
the performance and heads to a room to find all
of her humbles gone. She confronts Marvin, who thinks Dan
had all the humbles in a bag, which he then
subsequently uses to brutally mutilate Missus McGillicutty and her followers.

(48:36):
So basically, missus McGillicuddy shows up with her followers to
beat up Marvin, but he's got that bag of humbles now,
so with all that weight, boom blasts her. So Missus
McGillicuddy is then sent to the choiet room to play solitaire,
while Marcus confronts a health group professionals getting ready to
intergrate them. So how the episode ends, Marvin becomes top
bitch and then Marcus then shows up at a doctor's

(48:57):
and Pharma cons uh pharma whatever her to from a conference.
I guess to try and confront all these people. So
here is that breaking down?

Speaker 10 (49:09):
What someone is in my room?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
What really?

Speaker 7 (49:20):
What are you doing here?

Speaker 10 (49:22):
Grandpa? I got what you needed?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Oh, a bag of humbly.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Missus mkilla cuddy's humbo collection.

Speaker 11 (49:30):
You got it for me? Yeah, Grandpa, now you can
put a stop to all this, right, I just might
be able to.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
What are you doing? Grandpa?

Speaker 7 (49:44):
I told you, really, these humbles hold a special power
with old people.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Yeah, we had drugs, go on, get out of here drugs.

Speaker 8 (49:53):
You really thought stealing my humbles roommate? You the head
bitch in this place?

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Yeah, I think it will. Yeah, I won't tey that.

(50:21):
I'm glad I know it. That might be a little
barty for YouTube. They don't like it.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
That's three, that's pay three.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, they're still just standing there and there. Pork that out.

Speaker 9 (50:32):
Then you get your bones off of me, young man
and miss mcguella cutting.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Everything's going to be all right, No.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
How do you take this?

Speaker 8 (50:42):
I won't play you.

Speaker 10 (50:46):
Congratulations on becoming head bitch, grandpa.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Thank you, Billy. Now, if only we could take down
the real douchebags of profit from all.

Speaker 10 (50:54):
This, I don't worry. I have a feeling that's about
to happen.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
The US pharmaceutical doctors seminar.

Speaker 8 (51:06):
Yeah, ities and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
My name is Marcus Preston. I have some questions, and
that's how the episode comes to a conclusion. Ladies and gentlemen.
All right, So for those for those listening, of course
you're on the podcast, come on back now on the
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us at all times, So let's get into some trivia.
I have not the twenty twenty two Red Rocks Day
one South Park Trivia Champion. I am not a trivia god,
but I will do my best. So in this episode's trailer,
only Stan was shown to be aware of the fact
that he may be the source of opium supply to

(53:02):
the entertainers like Chuck E. Cheese, while Kyle Cartman and
Kenny are depicted joyfully supporting Marcus Preston's chase after the
drug dealer. However, in the actual episode it was changed
that all boys were shocked and knew what was going on.
Kenny does not have any speaking lines in this episode,
though he has heard singing the boys a cappella song
when they were singing all the different tunes. Prominent students

(53:26):
such as Heidi Turner, Jimmy Vallmer, Tolkien Black, and Jimmy
Birch are nowhere to be seen in the opening Marcus
Preston's birthday scene. This is Starvin. Marvin's first appearance in
season twenty one. Shady Acres was completely resigned redesigned. It
is more detailed because it's not the first time we've
seen Shady Acres. During Marcus's presentation, a girl heavily resembling

(53:46):
Butter's alter ego, Margarine, can be seen when he presents
Dink Duke the Clown Dinky Duke the Clown. The name
of the Shady Acres receptorist revealed to be Vicki, while
the tell Millan nurses are Downy and Toby. In Rarbon
Marsh's room. There are pictures seen in the episodes of
his Cash for Goal featuring him and his now deceased
border Collie, and a full family photo as seen the

(54:07):
Marsh residents throughout the series. Also, three new photos are featured,
one of which is Marvin with Grandma Marsh's young couple,
the other is great great Grandpa Marsh, and the third
is a silhouette like depiction of a middle aged man.
In the cafeteria Shady Acres, a poster with the title
how to Manage Your Diabetes can be seen above the
food lounge, and its left is a poster about art disease.

(54:30):
The JNG Shopping Network makes a cameo in the TV
promoting the sales of German humbles. Last time we, of
course saw them, was in Cash Gold. Interestingly, the person
dressed as Swiper from Dora the Explorer was a white woman,
while in the Pep of the Pig from the Peppicut
while the Pep of the Pig apparently was an African
American male, despite both characters belonging to the opposite sex
the characters, this seemed to be intended for humor. Chuck

(54:54):
E Cheese is depicted differently. Of course, that was to
avoid copyright reasons. When Vicky asked Cartman of the boys
are Protestant youth squad, he does not understand what she
is talking about, replies yes, we're young prostitutes. There are
familiar old people in the nursing home from previous episodes,
including Missus Farnickel, the woman who hired the boys to
look for her missing pie at the beginning of Little

(55:15):
Crime Stoppers, and the lady who had had a car
accident in Gray Dawn. It is likely that the situation
has changed since the respective spouses may have died. Therefore
they need to be placed under care. Lots of trivia here.
The scene where kids several kids come to sing to
seniors is very similar to when they sing in Put
It Down, while all of them moving their heads up
and down, similar in that episode the Mary Wanderer, Happy

(55:38):
Traveler right into Christmas and Stormy Weather. Humbles that are
shown are actual figures from the Humble Collections, so it's
a real thing. And then as you saw there, the
song are heard there. The songs that the kids sing
a cappella are Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill,
Milkshake by Kelly's Grape Me by Nirvana, Two Princesses by
the spin Doctors, and when I Come Around by Green Day,

(56:00):
and the last bit of information here the song that
plays when the interior Shady Acres is first shown as
Stressed by Continental five. Then there was also breaking your
Face by Stitches. Killer Mike Have Run the Jewels performs
an original song title they got Me Locked Up in Here.
I guess that was original. Trey Parker wrote the song
and Killer Mike recorded it two days before the episode aired. Okay,

(56:21):
so that was a real song. Voice Marcus Preston is
voiced by Josh Gadd, who was a fan of the
series and starred in the original Broadway production of the
Book of Mormon. He is also created as a popular
producer for this episode. And finally, according to the South
Park Twitter account. A. J. Holmes is one of the
singing voices in the Barbershop Quartet. He also starred in
Broadway and London production of the Book of Mormon and

(56:41):
is credited as a consultant for this episode. And Ladies
and gentlemen, that is your trivia. God, that was a
lot of trivia. That was all right, Well, ladies and gentlemen,
it's time the rest of the seep to read us
upside pop culture. It's good, read us away, take us away.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
The video game that Butters and Cartman are playing while
Stam blocks the TV screen is Tom Clancy's Rainbow six Siege.
The game was published by Ubisoft, who also published the
south Park game south Park The Sick of Truth and
South Park The Practrit butto for movie night Shady Acres
is showing Monster a Go Go nineteen sixty five, often

(57:27):
considered one of the worst movies ever.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I watched it.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
It's fucking so awful. You can't stop. Funny Girl nineteen
sixty eight should watch. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang nineteen sixty
eight should watch They Call It Murder nineteen seventy. Eh,
Bad Boys nineteen eighty three probably should watch and.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Ladies and gentlemen that your bit of pop culture. And then,
as we mentioned some continuity, doctor Xander, doctor Biber, doctor Carroll,
and doctor poon Lover are among the medical staff members
seen attending the convention at the conclusion of this episode,

(58:11):
and Humbles were previously mentioned in Do the Handicap Go
to hell Satan have the Boy with Umbrella figure and ladies, gentlemen,
that's your storyline, continuent, your references to pop culture, your
full recap scoop. What'd you like about this episode? Tellus
why is it your favorite? One of your favorites?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
So, you know what, the only thing that I don't
like is there's not really a whole storyline for all

(58:54):
of the boys.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
It's just focused around the stand.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
But that's also something that I really do love about
this episode. I know it's not one of their strongest
episodes of the season. It's really hard to come up
with pinpoint reasons and like really good like oh well, yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Know, that's a good point about this episode.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
I mean, it's too a lot. It's probably a glassover episode,
which I can understand why, but I can also understand
why it's a really good one. Yeah, it's pretty weak.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Basically, there's there's like there's south Park episodes, so I
almost feel like what we're trying to get out with
with it is that, like the mascot part of it
is one of his favorite south Park things, but the
episode as a whole maybe not, because I have a
lot of episodes where it's like there's one aspect of

(59:49):
the episode that's one of my favorite south Park I
don't know what to call it bits, but the entire episode.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Yeahs Iffy, Yeah, that's kind.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Of what this episode similar for me, where like the
mascot thing to me is absolutely hysterical and then I
forget the rest of the episode.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah, I mean I do like the fact that they
I mean that the episode is centered around the fact
of the drug problem epidemic that I mean, there's always
a drug problem, but you know, even more so with
painkillers and stuff like that that people were going through. Yeah,
so I did like to be commented on that, and
they utilize the mascots itself to be the people who
were addicted to it, all of these scott entertainers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Yeah. Do you think they'll retouch on it with the
fentanyl issue?

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Oh, I don't know. They're going to touch on a
lot of things on July ninth.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Oh gosh, dude, Like, seriously, I'm so excited for new
south Park.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Oh, I think all of us are. It's been almost
two years since we've got the brand new season. It's
been at least over a year since we've gotten special Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
The world needs the world needs a new south Park season.
All this, all the all the negative stuff going on,
South Park's always a good way to get people to
just laugh at it. Like, as much as this shit
gets crazy, sometimes we need to stop and laugh at
ourselves and laugh at it. And some new south Park
could could really help people do that, especially all the comments.
I feel like south Park's name is getting even bigger.

(01:01:15):
Do you see how any comments or out there like
we're living in a south Park episode. We're living in
a south Park episode. I just started Brazilian jiu jitsu
classes last night, and I knew I was at home.
I told Matt this because my teacher or my coach.
Instead of asking students if they remember what she just
showed them, she says, does everybody have member berries?

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
I'm like, Oh, this is gonna be good. I'm gonna
like this class.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
But it seems like just everybody's referencing south Park in
as far as like what's going on in the world
and all the crazy shit happening. I feel like people
are just this could end up being one of the
most watched south Park seasons ever. I'm gonna go on
out on a limb and say they might. They might
hit record numbers with this season, just because with all

(01:01:58):
the crazy shit that's been happening.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
People who just I can't wait to see what south
Park has to say about it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Every comment section on every video is like we're living
in a south Park episode.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
It's like the new thing for people to say.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yeah, no, I agree with all that overall. You know,
I found Marcus's character to be funny. I thought that
was a good introduction of a brand new character. Yeah,
asks a good question. Are we going to be live
watching the episode with y'all? Well, we'll see, because as
the show airs that night, it could be a little
bit more difficult to get the footage of it right away.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Yeah, let's not do that just because it is stepping
on their toes. But we will absolutely jump ahead seasons
and do like reviews of these and and commentary and
talk about okay, so here, I just yeah, whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
So what I was going to say is what will
probably end up doing, like we did with the new
season last time before we had footage, is there's probably
gonna be still images and frames out there, so we'll
probably have to just take notes while we're watching the
episode and then all talk about it together afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Oh, Matt, I can record it live, or you can
record it live, or I can record it and get
the whole episode as like basically our own recording.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Yeah, I mean I can do that too. I just
don't have cable, so I don't I don't have who
Live or anything like that, so I don't have access
to record it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Or I mean, or we can just kind of so
broadcast it with our TVs behind that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Orn't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
No, No, as long as the reason I'm saying not
doing it live one because that's actually stepping on their toes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Yeah, No, I wouldn't say live. I was talking about
a couple hours later. Yeah, So unfortunately I get is
asking Adelai is saying, are we going to do a
watch along which we could technically do that. Yes, we
could technically have it up somewhere and while not showing it,
but the audio is plan and we could watch along
to it that way as well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
That's what that's literally.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
What I was just trying to say is like we
have it in the background while we're watching. You can't
necessarily see it on our cameras, but we got it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Up, put it up in the background. We thought the
right round do that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
I would.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Mainly because I just watched a video where I used
the TV as his playback and yeah, he got in
the front.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
That's what damn.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Yeah, and I've done that too on the edge and
just watching his TV on homie media group. We got
struck down for a month because I played the wrestling
show in the background while we were watching it. Oh,
so like we couldn't take monitor, we couldn't get monetized
for a month before that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Well, your it's time to have your own s mb
iscord channel, Matt. I can. I can moderate it and
make it if you want.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
But we have one. We just never really used it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
We don't use it all, right, let's get in there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
I don't use I'm going to be using my puffin
games one really for the most part, So I'm down
to just do that one instead.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Man, I've been a head lot of a fifty two
thousand population discord for I don't know what is it
six years now?

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
All right, you guys, well, I do appreciate this conversation.
Let's wrap the podcast up, Ladies and gentlemen. It's just
been another edition of SMB a South Park Review. We're
coming back next week with Sons of Witches. That's right,
it's a Halloween special episode when mister Garrison Donald Trump

(01:05:28):
returns to hang out with Gerald Stewart, Roger, Ryan and
Moore as they like to dress up as witches and
do crack. It's all coming up next week on another
edition of SMB of South Park Review. You're watching us live.
We're not going away just yet. I just wanted to

(01:05:48):
wrap up the podcast for the recording.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
They like to dress up witches, do crack.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
No, I don't know, Candis

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