SMB #286 - S21E6 Sons A Witches - "Oh Yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week" - SMB: A South Park Review

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another edition of SMV
A South Park Review. It was a great segue.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
There always is, man always is. You are the king
and Queen of segways.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well sometimes sometimes I've flabbergasted my words when I'm a
little too inebriated, though.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
So oh, that's just what Benjamin is around.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You got to stare at that pretty ass mug.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well it could be this way too. But ladies and gentlemen,
welcome back to the podcast. Here on another edition SMB
number two hundred and eighty six, sons a Witch's Review.
That's right, what happens when the boys get into some
jack and crack.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
God, not this one, please.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Not this one.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh it's a good it's a classic. Of course, I
am not alone making his way back to the podcast.
This man is a doctor stuckanomics, punkinomics, polophonics, and he
says it wrong every week in my opinion. But because
I thought it originally was scupinomics. Now he's been saying
scoop and ponics or something like that. I don't know

(01:06):
that's what I thought he's been. I think Scoop. I
think Scoop's been actually saying scoopaphonics.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I mean I I don't want to argue with him.
I don't want to argue it's his scoop.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
I guess I am well versed in the noise, and
Scoop makes too sure are you?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Are you well voiced? And all the scoopinomics.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
If he says I am, I, I guess I am.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
He is like that Magnavots dad.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
This man is a trivia god. Joe ver Nola, Welcome
back to your podcast, sir, what what also here? Making
the rounds late, ladies and gentlemen. This man likes to
bring the pain in the digital marketing game. This guy
likes to solicit those picks. Get your clicks, write a producer, director,

(02:02):
on screen talent. Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for
a big old bag of double buckator. It's day.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Becker.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hey, what's good? I love the big build up and
the tiny becker. That's exactly what my love life is like,
the big build up and there's just a tiny ending
to it. What's up, everybody, It's delectable, Dan here coming.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
At you live on Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Tuesday, Tuesday. I had to look at my calendar because
I have no idea what Dad is bringing it back
to the pod. You know, anytime someone says Jack and crack,
I'm there because I love guy's name Jack with big
ass cracks. Let's go.

Speaker 8 (02:40):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I like those play on warrants there. That was that
was so totally YouTube appropriate too, So I appreciate that.
Actually I got that one got past the censors because
it was fun. You're allowed to say that here on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Also, of course, producer for Taher, editor of the podcast,
editor of SMB on YouTube. Give it up for the
man who likes to ride the train in the membrane.
He's not insane. He's doing jiu jitsu by day and
Meet Loaf by night. Give it up for Darren. How's

(03:16):
it going, Darren Meet Loaf?

Speaker 5 (03:21):
I'll fairly certain necrophilia is a crime in like fifty
states and one hundred and thirty some odd countries.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Hey, he didn't say it was human. I mean it is.
He didn't say that.

Speaker 9 (03:35):
Why you always got to put me right after Dane.
I can't. I can't drop that, like I'm more of
an opening act. You gotta.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm sorry that about those rhymes when when Scoop's not here.
It throws off my rotation because normally it would go
Scoop Joe Dane. But you know, because that's how the
music just goes. That's the flow of the board.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
It would be funny if you did a big intro
for them and then you got to me and you're like,
oh yeah, and Darren.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
And Darren that shit.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
That should be the introduction for him every week.

Speaker 9 (04:06):
Now, that would be funny, you know, Darren and Darren
say it, say it as boring as you can.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
And Drek.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, look, guys, we're back for another edition. Thanks so
much for hanging out with us here live on YouTube
and on Twitch, and thanks for jumping in the chat.
I'm gonna turn the comments on the screen as well,
so if you want to drop your comments, they'll pop up.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Go ahead, Joe, And actually that's exactly how it should go.
It should be like that, Mundane Monotone and Darren and
then just the two notesting of from I Want Candy
like it like it just went just now.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, I forgot that that was being shared. Uh so
I gotta mute that because obviously I don't want to
start here. For god right, Sons of Witches is the
sixth episode of season twenty one and the two hundred
and eighty third overall so south Park, first airing on
October the twenty fifth, twenty seventeen. Boy, we're getting close.

(05:10):
Two hundred and eighty six SMB number two hundred and
eighty six. That's what you're here. And what is is
this is July and we are reviewing a Halloween episode, guys,
because this year the traditional Halloween get together which casts
a spell that terrorizes the town and ruins Halloween for
the boys. However, Cartman sees a way to use the
witch's power to evented.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
So, as you this was crazy man, this episode insane.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, it definitely is. They pushed the envelope a little
bit here, especially utilizing the Donald Trump Garrison President. But
I Digress, Gerald Stewart and Roger arrive at Ryan's house
to pick him up. They're blasting eyewalk candy. All four
men are dressed as witches. There's paring for the annual
Halloween event. And then they get to the Marshall residents,

(06:04):
who argues was sharing about allowing him to participate in
the special event with the guys. Sharon and Sicicity come
with her to take stand of the Pumpkin Patch where
a carnival was being held. Randy ignores Sharon and he
goes to hang out with the guys anyway, So we'll
play a little bit of the montage here because obviously
we've got music going here. So we've got Randy, We've

(06:27):
got Kenny McCormack, We've got uh and Uh. I don't
know who this guy is, but he's bumping with Gerald.
I guess, like I said, his name, Clyde's dad, Stuart
or Roger. I guess it Clyde's dad.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, I think that's Clyde's dad.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay. So he jumps in the car, music still blasting.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Ryan, Yeah, okay this year.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Check it out looking good, Ryan.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Yeah, that's Roger Donovan. That's Clyde.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Ah good call, good call.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
And then we got back here at the marsh residence.
Here Randy, he's putting on his attire as he argues
with Sharing about Annuels.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Oh no, you're not doing this again.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
What do you mean?

Speaker 10 (07:11):
Of course, I am Stan wanted us to take him
to the pumpkin Patch.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
Sharon.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
You know, the week leading up to Halloween is always
my witch party week with the guys.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Yeah, and you guys get wasted.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
We have some drinks. Come on, all the other guy's
wives aren't being bitchy about it. What an answer, Sup Wiches?

Speaker 7 (07:33):
All right, Randy's got the JG.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yep, who's got the other stuff?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Kevin says he's bringing it?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Like what the fuck is wrong with them? Because it's like,
none of these characters except Randy has done hardcore d
r ugs in this show so far. So all of
a sudden, Bam, you got an episode we're doing doing
jack and crack.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
It's like, no, Gerald prov Lobsky did hardcore drugs in
the eighties. He cheesed his fucking brain.

Speaker 9 (08:07):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I vaguely remember good call.
I vaguely remember someone else doing Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's where it was sniff and piss and seeing boobies.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
Yeah, I mean, let's let's be real.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Well you never get a good look at her boobs.

Speaker 9 (08:21):
That's the thing dragon, But let's be real. It seems
like all of the adults in South Park had a
problem with drugs at some point.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
And with the brov Loopski's having come from Jersey, which
we already know to be true, Like you know, Gerald
was smoking the doge and no, no, he's definitely an
ad guy. Gerald rov Loopsky is definitely a New Jersey lawyer,

(09:00):
definitely knows where to get the good.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Add all the law school students. So definitely an adderall guy.
Here's exactly do you think he was also from Jersey?
I always considered it to be like Shila and then,
but therefore Kyle's got Jersey in him.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
So, but he was saying he was. They said he
was conceived in Jerseys. So I'm assuming that Randy, you know,
went to like Rutgers or something that's from law school.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Gerald.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, Gerald went to Rutgers for law school or something,
and then you know, realized what was going and decided
to bring Shila titty bou Hour her name was. He
his quiet mountain town with it.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
This is why you're the red Rocks. They want to yeah, champion.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (09:51):
I was gonna say, I defer all further comments on
this episode to ver Nola because he's on it right now.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
He's killing it.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
He's killing it. He definitely always kills he here because
he's the triviute god.

Speaker 9 (10:03):
Picking this one apart though, What up?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Joe Canada Joe, how you doing on Joseph?

Speaker 9 (10:09):
Speaking of let.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Them say hey in Canada, I thought you said like
something weird, like oh holy.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh, like a pirate.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, well there's no such thing as pirates.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
That is how Alexander grahams Eld wanted us to answer
the telephone a hoy hook oh wow.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, but he was a fucking nerd.

Speaker 9 (10:29):
Did you guys hear that when he invented the telephone
he had three voicemails from Chuck Norris?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I did, well, these guys here in the car in
South Park. That is, they're they're getting they're getting ready
to do some jack and crack is essentially, uh, drop
your comments let us know. Have you ever tried crack?
I'm just kidding. You don't have to.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
I am not kidding. Let us know in the comments
I bought like full description.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
Don't type like I did crack or anything like that.
Just why or n you know? We got yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Wire and then like euphemisms are your frame here?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah? Yeah? Everyone knows that those roses at the gas
station aren't for the roses. Okay, so you guys be honest,
why are inn in the chats? Wire? Inn in the chats?
If you have done crack back.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
So so wait, I see Joseph's comment he's only tried
the Canadian version of it? Is that just like dried
up serrup?

Speaker 9 (11:29):
That's what I was gonna say. Every American thinking the
same thing.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
About it, said that we're racist.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
I know Dan was thinking it too. What no Canadian
joke from Dane?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well, I mean with it with Canadian crack, there's not
a lot of cracks that you can pick from. It's
like you've got like Titanic theme song. Crack you've got
is Brad Garrett Canadian? You've got that kind of crack.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
I don't know, man No, But Howie Mandel.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Is Howie Mandel crack? How can Canadian?

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Yeah, he's from like Ottawa.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
That makes me like him less for some reason.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Wow. So God's fotier deal or no deal?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Uh So back to the episode with the clips here. Meanwhile,
at the Turner residence, Carbon waits impatiently for Heidi to
get ready to leave with him to the pumpkin patch.
Eager to arrive on time. However, HEII takes way longer
than Carbon suspected, and he frets about being late to
the pumpkin patch. Essentially, parenting. Uh you know an old

(12:46):
trope that someone in the relationship always takes longer to
get ready to than the other person. Adelaie says off
something flaccid. So I guess that's a that's the answer
to that question from before. Uh uh uh yeah, uh
just dying over there. Did you catch that comment?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Date, No, I've missed too off something.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
Whoa what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
The questions?

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Did the roads from the gas station that we all
know is from the roads?

Speaker 9 (13:25):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
No, Yeah, there's a tiny flower inside and on the
outside is a nice thin vase with a little ball
at the end. I'm an expert at these things.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Well, Carmen's got little balls, and his little balls are
getting pissed.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
As we have seen in good times.

Speaker 9 (13:46):
That was.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Carmen's got little bells, and his bells are getting pissed.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
We'll find out why coming up next.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Wait, you can't do crack off of anything. It's crack. See.
I love you to death, but I'm calling you out.
You can't do crack on anything, right? What is crack?
Don't answer that question. We're still on YouTube.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Well, you can see Dane when the CIA Loves Black
American The nineteen eighties so much that they want them
all to feel the love. Then you cook up a
product for the.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Comments.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
No, I'm stopping with my CIA Reagan theories.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Did you know you're not stopping anything? Okay, we're going,
we're going.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Well, then you you asked, what's crack? Well, you see, Dane,
when the CIA loves the community in America.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
So much, eia an impoverished are.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
So much that mod Reagan notices and says, we have
to do something to show our love to these people.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Oh my god. Four, why guys talk about the epidemic
in the eighties. Let's go three to one? Get right?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well, okay, refined version, Atalie, you don't refine. Wait I
was about to say, you don't.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Do that refined? Four?

Speaker 11 (15:23):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Is does coke go into crack?

Speaker 10 (15:26):
Is crack?

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
I'm serious?

Speaker 7 (15:31):
I don't know what this is.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
I guess maybe at least you just have a whole
block to chop out of the video.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Or yeah, alright, let's let's figure this.

Speaker 9 (15:43):
No, it's a great conversation. Cracked a hell of a
lot better than fentanyl, I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Why the hell would you know that?

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (15:50):
Yeah, not better?

Speaker 9 (15:52):
Not better, like more fun to do, just like unfortunately,
fetanyl might be worse for society than crack. Yeah, don't
no doubt will at least make a few people productive
as hell, and I'll just make you die.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Leave it to white people to like literally copy like.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
The people.

Speaker 9 (16:12):
Basically putting those words up just.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Because we think, oh, we got to catch up white people.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
And these are the people who are giving us stickers.
This is our audience.

Speaker 9 (16:26):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
And it just says, don't drugs kids, what we're here
for that none of us are kids. Okay, so we
can do as much as we want. Crack baby, let's
go and next up on South Park.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
The following statements provided by Dane Becker are not associated
with anybody's other opinion, whether that Dane Vicker.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
I'm just.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
On this episode of we talked Reagan, crack.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
That's all I said.

Speaker 9 (16:57):
I said that Ronald Reagan was actually that's a great title.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
People are killing themselves with fentanyl because they're lame os.
And also I don't know what crack is.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
That's all.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
That's all I'm.

Speaker 9 (17:05):
Actually I'm actually with Vanola on this one. It should
be on this episode we talked about Ronald Reagan and crack.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Oh, we should talk about Rod the Great Huey Freeman
Ronald Wilson Reagan six six six comeal people, he was
the devil.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Who's Hueye Freeman the Boondocks?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Oh Huey.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Like literally the most woke character in fiction history. I
love Hughey, He's the bomb.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
What were we doing?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Well?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Cartman loves hiding monetizing video.

Speaker 9 (17:47):
Not that he didn't matter well Cartman.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Uh, he pretends to love Heidi. I guess as he's
getting ready to take Heidi to the pumpkin patch. Here's
here's him, impatiently waiting for her to get dressed.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Joke back early, what do you think?

Speaker 8 (18:03):
Great?

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Perfect, Let's go to the pucket patch?

Speaker 8 (18:05):
Yep? Almost Eddy, Okay, Spider.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
The back Spider's great? Why did she do this every time?

Speaker 5 (18:15):
Babe?

Speaker 6 (18:15):
I said it's time by look at the time.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
Okay, how's that?

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (18:19):
Here we go going to the puppet patch.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
Okay, Oh, I forgot my glitter lift glass.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
You don't need bitter Let die.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
Harry, you gotta get that side.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
Do you need to talk about something?

Speaker 6 (18:29):
No, No, we don't need to talk. I'm super happy.

Speaker 9 (18:31):
Oh okay, that's just healthy communication there, Cartman, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Thank you, Thank you, Darren, because this is the point.
This is the point is that people will for years.
The point of Cartman is that if you fall in
with Cartman and think he's right, you're a fucking idiot.
The point of Cartmen is that the worst of America
and thus the world feeds through him. So if you think, oh, man,

(18:58):
my girlfriend does that all the time, she's always taken
to just say, hey, I feel like we're taking too long,
grab the lip gloss. You can do it in the
car all drive. But instead he's like, oh, I'm so
pissed off because I'm a man. Weait no new women.
Ron Reagan is a bitch.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
That's hour eddy every paragraph this episode relating to the episode.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Bitch, h uh Joe, Ronola, what the hell was that comment?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
To this big boy ladies and gentlemen, that's gonna do it?

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Not just.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Joe's been Joe says he's been in the same position
as Eric, so he agrees with that. Dane.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
So you know, yeah, so Joe, what is like, did
you have like a girl or guy? I don't care.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
It's kind of hot.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
If it was a guy to be honest, But Joe,
you have a partner that just like took too long,
Like is that the thing, like just lots of makeup
and preparation and never had a good time, you know, shit.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Like that.

Speaker 9 (20:15):
Someone that's like constantly trying to because there is something
like there's one thing to be healthy about communication like that,
and it's another thing to just like pick everything apart.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
See Darren awoke, motherfucker. Okay, you read Darren's Facebook, you
might think, oh, this guy's spitting sometimes. No, Darren always
spitting dog, Darren is always spit. I only date purple
aliens apparently, Yeah, you sound like Ronald Reagan. Joe, you
sound like fucking Ronald Reagan. Purple aliens. They're Americans, asshole.

Speaker 9 (20:49):
They're Hey, if they're inside of here and they want
to live in our society and they're part of it,
they're American. Thank you call themselves an American and want
to join us, then they're American one of us.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Darn's beIN Well, well, come on, come on, Matt, what
is it?

Speaker 5 (21:12):
And actually, Joe, Joe brings up a very good point
here being born in the eighties, because I myself haven't
been born in the eighties and like seeing the I
can't remember the actual word. It's like ann morphraicized or whatever,
basically where they try to make like the cat look
human or something like that, you know, like no wonder

(21:36):
like after Kings on the Internet exists now, like no wonder.
Dudes want to do cats after seeing growing up with
Chi Tara, are you well, yeah, if.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
You want to go down the furry pipeline. Okay, literally
it was because of you motherfuckers in the eighties with
ThunderCats and goddamn uh Ralph Bacsi animations. It's your all
king in the late nineties. But in any way, yeah,
it's anthropomorphism. Of course, Headly knows that ship well.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
You well, I mean I'll tell you, oh yeah, you
bring up Nala making the animal and yeah, yeah, yeah,
making the eyes.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Our audience is about to change forever. We're talking free ship.
They're just gonna pile on here in a second, right, this.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Is how we just freemonetized, start demonetized rock breaking smut film.

Speaker 9 (22:33):
There was already so much crossover from South Park anyway.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, no, there's there's obvious free crossovers here, especially with
the Yawi episode. Look, furries, if you're out there. Number one,
I know all y'all are rich because every single one
of you works in software development. So number two, I've
got estrogen right here. If any of you want to
give us our memberships, subscribe to Patreon Estrogen right there. Boom,
there you go, Damn Dan.

Speaker 9 (22:58):
Is that why the IT Call conference is always upstairs
from the fuzzy convention? Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Absolutely? They All they literally have to do is it's
like Superman. They quick change in the bathroom boom, They're
in a suit, they're ready to present, quick change in
the bathroom boom, they're ready to like have sex with
other men in costume done and furry bears. It's just
that well, furry bear is a completely different side.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
And speaking of furry bears, cartment speak, and speaking of
furry bears, these guys want to see some furry bears.
Out of their fucking mind? Is they want to do
some jack and some freaking cracks.

Speaker 9 (23:32):
C I'm gonna order that next time I go to
the bar.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
You guys are gonna bail on USA. Right, We're gonna
miss the first night of the party.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Top Stephen Chip.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
Just ready to party.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Farty Witches well, I got the jack and I got
the crack.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
Oh yeah, Jack and Crack. Which week?

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Let's do this?

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Everybody up the.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Hellbnesday night, Jackie Crack.

Speaker 12 (24:00):
Which week?

Speaker 9 (24:03):
Thanks for taking the kitchen?

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Everybody have fun tonight Jack and crack this week tonight.
Reagan's dead.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Ronald Reagan is dead? What alright?

Speaker 5 (24:15):
P does that mean? Like? Does that mean like brotten
piss in this case?

Speaker 11 (24:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Absolutely?

Speaker 9 (24:26):
Oh dude, what's your guys's degenerate? President? Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Degenerate? But Nancy Reagan? Donald Trump? How many heads are
on Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
They were supposed to be five?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Oh yeah, what was the fifth one? I can't remember
because who I'm like so stupid happy for the July
almost it's George Washington, Abraham Lincoln. I only know this
because the Team America World Police. Wait, George Washington, Ham Lincoln,
Thomas In Roosevelt. Yeah, Roosevelt got a fucking head.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Teddy, Yeah, oh.

Speaker 9 (25:09):
This was the man swinging with a big Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
I was gonna say, like, you took of the forty
five people to hold the position over forty seven terms,
Like Teddy's gotta be like top three in just like yeah.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
Yeah, everyone kind of like liked it eventually.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, in hundreds, To be honest with you, every present
nineteen hundreds was like.

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Yeah, that's a good point. Well, my high school was
named after him and we were the rough Riders is
Rose and that was that.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Was his military unit too, That's who he earned his
Medal of Honor with.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Do you think Teddy was packing at least a nine
inch er I'm thinking at leasta nine and a.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Half that had to. Like the man got shot in
the middle of his speech, like kind of looked at it.
By the way, if you've noted it, having noticed I've
been shot, I'm gonna continue talking now about how screwed
up things are.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
He's generational, bde. He's generational. Like between him and Lincoln,
I think Lincoln was probably like an inch and a
half shorter, but Lincoln was still like packing an eight Teddy, though,
my god, that dude was fire hose and I swear
to God or whatever fire hose was in nineteen o
nine wherever it.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Was probably still a fire hose.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
And speaking of fire.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Hose, they're gonna need a fire hose to try and
put out uh Cartman because Cartman is pissed as he's
trying to get his Heidi down the stairs out the
door so that way they can finally get to the
pumpkin patch. However, her parents want to take a picture beforehand.

Speaker 9 (26:54):
In high school, all right.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
You kids already Yep, I had to go to the
pumpkin patch. It's been up and for over an hour. Now,
Oh don't you look CUTEI.

Speaker 7 (27:04):
I sim here we go.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah, hold on, Eric, I would have picture.

Speaker 13 (27:10):
The other beds, pumpkins get taken editing, geez, okay, come
on up going out the door.

Speaker 14 (27:15):
Come on, Oh god love you.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
Okay, here we go to the pucket patcha oh my
fucking god.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Eric, he just really wants to get to that pumican patch.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
And like every time I see mister Turner, don't be
dope boys.

Speaker 9 (27:37):
And you know what, Eric Cartman, that man's gonna wake
up one day and realize was it really worth it
getting to the pumpkin patch five minutes earlier? Because now
I have no fucking friends.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Well yeah, and then he also ends up homeless.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Covid According to the post covid, Uh you know, Timeline, Yes,
that is that's just true. How do you wanted the picture?
But then she ran back inside to get her bracelet.
All right, back to the Jack and the Crack on
the mountain. Unfortunately, we've got some copyrighting music here. But
they're pouring up to Jack.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
They're killing up this season with the cotton like the old.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Oh God, they're doing some crack. I don't know if
I can show.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
This than what it was where. Yes, that's a water pipe.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, have little roses and I guess I'm mistakes.

Speaker 9 (28:34):
Wait, that's an actual place for sure.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Joe says before you ask. They do have pumpkin patches
in Canada day and he don't want to do to know.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, but they're not really pumpkin patches. They're like cut
off pieces of tree sap that they've then hardened into
the shape of a pumpkin. And that's not no, no.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
They do get hay from the Prairie provinces, so they
at least have that.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I wonder what the French separatist due for Halloween and Canada.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I think you want, I think you understand.

Speaker 9 (29:06):
It seems this sel Hill is a World of Warcraft reference.
It may or may not be, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
So they're basically just partying. They're they're all hopped up
on drugs and crack. And then this guy, Butter's dad
of course, is acting like he can fly, and then
he passes out. And then this guy shows up.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
I mean, I got this.

Speaker 12 (29:38):
Spell book last month, got it in Salem, Massachusetts. They
say it's real, like real, how like from the devil himself?
You guys want to try it?

Speaker 15 (29:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I don't, all right, So they're gonna try some spells here.
So Cartman and Heidi finally make it to the pumpkin patch.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Hey wait up, babe, Hey, where are your baby?

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Eric?

Speaker 6 (30:16):
Oh boy, what a great time that was.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Thanks for comic cads. Are you just getting here?

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Yes, we are just getting here.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
Okay, going in.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
I suppose petting Zoo's closed, and I think they stopped
the traill machine.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
The petting zoo is closed.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, you can do the bouncy house.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
A poor Carmen, I had said, no, no, no, totally
totally poor Cartman. Totally poor Cartman. He wanted to be
there for the petting zoo and now he's physic the pettings.
You what good is a bouncing room for a fat kid? Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Boo hoo boo. Who Carmen gets everything that he wants?
Boo Oh that half dead goat.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
That makes sense until you realize nobody wants to hang
out with you because you're always.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
In a rush.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, like literally, Carmel.

Speaker 9 (31:12):
It's just like that, when you realize that the time
spent with the people that you're with is probably the
most valuable thing you're gonna get.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
You have to sat explained why I probably have no
friends because.

Speaker 9 (31:26):
I'm only learning this now, you know, I just you know,
jiu jitsus teaching me a lot, and patience is one
of the things because I have to because I just
get my ass kicked all day. It's basically what it is,
you know.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I mean I do too, but like in a completely
different context.

Speaker 9 (31:43):
You know, Oh, you'd like jiu jitsu, Dane, but.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
I would you both enjoyed getting your asses pound Oh you.

Speaker 9 (31:49):
Just roll around with sweaty dudes, you'd love it.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Oh why do you think I'm in wrestling, Homie? Oh,
same thing for the history maybe, but it's also the sweat,
the tears, the baby oil.

Speaker 9 (32:03):
Nobody gets sweatier than wrestlers. That's a fact. Because I'm
going to be taking wrestling with with jiu jitsu. It's
just you know, one step at a time and wrestling, Oh,
they get sweaty, sweaty, they will literally like lock no,
like wrestlers will literally lock the windows to make sure
they sweat themselves out, and they will like do the
most intense cardio you have ever seen it.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
That's why I'm saying, getting stretched by stuff and the
dungeon just sounded like a gay old time.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 9 (32:31):
Oh it is a gay old time. Yeah, you'd love it.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
The guys on top of the mountain, they're having a
gay old time. As the outsider of the group, Chip
Duncan introduced the guys to an ancient spellbook, for which
he recites a hex and then accidentally turns himself into
which he gets all crazy. His eyes go bright, he's
got like a weird smile plastered across his face, and
the other guys are cut to buzz to fully grasp

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what's going on, but they eventually are going to recognize
that something bad is about to happen. Chip flies immediately
towards the pumpkin patch, Justice, Cartman and Heidi were getting
ready to go inside, forcing them to leave and further
irritating Cartman children. Of course, we're still leaving the Carnival.
Many of them, including Peter Mullen, are tormented and kidnapped
by Chip. Oh thank god, thank god.

Speaker 9 (33:15):
What.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Because there's always a party, Chip fucking Chip them both.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
That's pretty cool. Al wickers stay foul.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Oh all right, birds, okay, chipy my need ease.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Up on the crack there.

Speaker 9 (33:45):
He's going in Pa to dree.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
So he turns into a witch and now, as I mentioned,
he's gonna fly to the pumpkin patch. Sorry, throwing bombs,

(34:24):
got on, dead.

Speaker 9 (34:28):
American witch.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
You'ret out everyone out?

Speaker 5 (34:32):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (34:33):
I just got here?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
So, yeah, some ship just went down, guys.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, I think so. It's just a tiny bit of ship.
I like how he turned into like a classic witch.
He's got the he he's he's got the broom. I
don't remember the flaming pumpkins, but maybe he's like Green
Goblin and that ship.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yes, that's a good call out the Hobgoblin as well.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Oh yeah, the hob Goblin.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
They never tried for that one again, I guess, just
because the Green Goblin was so iconic in the same
Raimi movies. Yeah, Hobgoblin. Wasn't that that was his son? Right?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Yeah, his grandson.

Speaker 9 (35:25):
What do you mean in south Park?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
So in South Park? Joe says, So, in south Park
loot makes your dick fly off and crack turns you
into witch.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (35:33):
So no, And I asked, what do you mean in
south Park?

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Everywhere?

Speaker 9 (35:38):
That's everywhere.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
I mean, that's what That's why we all had Canada, Yes,
why we all had to quarantine and Papa John's in
twenty sixteen.

Speaker 9 (35:49):
Yep, is this not a thing? Is this not how
it happens in Canada?

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Like, I mean, I know it's fain a while since
I've been to Canada.

Speaker 9 (35:58):
Wow, I think I have a medication that makes your
dick not fly off for something that we don't have.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Well, I mean they do. I mean they do have
socialized stealth care.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
Yeah. Yeah, I think that.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
I was getting the right. I was gonna say, like
when you get it, when you get in Adian citizenship, Oh, hi,
welcome to Canada. Here's your citizenship, here's your no gluten
dey flying off hill, it's before you eat your bright
all right?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, who who's got the tadella phill boys, let's go.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Well, the following day, on the news, as the marsh residence,
Chip is reported as a witch abducting children. Sharon sees
this and argues with Randy about it, disappointed that he
wasn't taking the situation more seriously. At the elementary school,
Cartman is staring, intimately hiding from across the table. As
he stares at her, the other boys discuss about how
they can get rid of the witch, and instead of

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telling her how he felt about how long she took
to get ready, Cartman overhears the boys plans to get
rid of the witch and at the last minute and
assumes that they were talking about Heidi. Carmen unknowingly agrees
and instead devises a plan to get rid of Heidi.

Speaker 9 (37:06):
I see this.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Wait, Revam Wrestling says, next he'll be saying that Canada
doesn't have skyscrapers. What does Canada have that's any taller
than a tree that exists there?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
This tower?

Speaker 5 (37:18):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Like five hundred meters tall? And it's just a copy
of the needle in Seattle.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Actually, I don't even think it's five hundred meters, Like
that'd be like fifteen hundred feet.

Speaker 9 (37:29):
Actually, Dane, we established this in a past episode. Twenty
stories tall you asked them guinea pigs or twenty stories tall?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Oh, absolutely is taller than any structure that they have
in the entirety of Canada, and that is startling. We've
got to sea in tower. It's got like a restaurant
and some offices and we fly the flag at the
top of it. Yeah boo hoo.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Yeah, I'm making fun of the CN Tower in my comment.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Dude, Oh is that what that means?

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Yeah? Yeah, that's that's why I even chimed in or
or did they name that for Rogers now too? You know,
since like the Skuydome is the Rogers Center, the Air
Candidate Center is a Rogers Center, the GM Pouace is
a Rogers Center. I think the saddle though, I think
the Calgary Saddle Dome is now the Calgary Saddle Dome,

(38:25):
brought to you by Rogers.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Wait, what what is it with saddle like a.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Horse or yeah, yeah, it's saddle like it's shaped like
a saddle.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Oh that's so dumb. I mean, I guess Chicago has
the bean, but also Chicago has Chicago the Saddle.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
The sports arena shaped like a saddle.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
You guys think there's saddles on brooms like for witches.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Oh fuck yeah, have you not seen Harry? Actually, don't
answer that I have seen Harry Potter.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Yeah no, no, revamped wrestling. I know too much about
my own country. That's why I have to fun of
everyone else's.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
You know what we know the CN Tower as a
space needle rip.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Off exactly, that's what it is, you guys, rip off
everything from America and.

Speaker 9 (39:10):
Talk about wait, hold on. On one of these recent podcasts,
one of your Canadian members of folks chimed in and
had the nice little tidbit to say, well, how is
that possible to see? And tower was built before the
space needle, and it was, well, the space needles built
in sixty one. The CN Tower is built in nineteen
seventy six. And he got checked real quick on that.

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So talk about not knowing your own country. Let's go.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
For the World's Fair. Wasn't it?

Speaker 9 (39:39):
Check on your boy because he made you guys look bad.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, we had the World's Fair.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
What do you guys have like.

Speaker 9 (39:48):
Canada's Fair? Canada is pretty sick though we can't they're
not even a.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Real country anyway. There's still a dominion, guys, I don't
know if you're a hockey. They like worship and Carl's
still who.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, exactly, Kim Charles.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Yeah, they have hockey.

Speaker 9 (40:10):
They have banf and hockey. That's pretty cool. Oh, I'll
trade the entire United States for banf and hockey. Let's go.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Yeah, that is the that is the Louisiana purchase we
need right now. I'm just saying, it's been a good
two hundred twenty years since the Louisiana purchase. We just
need to buy that. We just need to buy banf

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in hockey.

Speaker 9 (40:44):
Yeah, and then we both have to figure out. We
both have to figure out what we're gonna do because
nobody wants him.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Oh, we just then in the Oakland Okay, yeah, he
said in the Oakland, that'll take care of itself. That's
exactly what Kendrick said.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
That's why I was raised. They don't want him either, guarantee.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Well, that's why I'm saying that the problem takes care
of itself. You go, you go to Oakland. You tell
someone in Oakland that Drake dissed hammer down.

Speaker 9 (41:18):
Yeah no, no, no, like you.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Think I'm joking. Go down the rabbit hole of how
mc hammer is the hardest motherfucker to ever walked the
face of Oakland.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
I know you should. You should, it's actually it really is.
You are going to be shocked. You will. You'll enjoy
yourself thoroughly researching this.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I did.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
You're talking you're talking about the guy that did too
legit to quit.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Yes, it's the hardest motherfucker in Oakland, California. Bar none.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
He makes Tupac look like like I don't know, one
of those kids that review toys on you.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
He literally.

Speaker 16 (42:02):
Like he brings up Tupac Hammers people literally pumped Hammer
Night people, not even Hammer himself, Hammers people, Sun.

Speaker 9 (42:15):
How sweaty I am after BJJ, given BJS? What's up
Native Gris?

Speaker 4 (42:20):
I don't mad.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Matt is so mad at how far off the rails.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Rail mc hammer Oakland. Mc hammer was Oakland's bat boy
when he was younger. Yeah, no, this guy sounds like
a badass.

Speaker 9 (42:37):
What is up? Grizzy?

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Okay, like you doubt it, but EMC Hammer has heard
you say this, and now he has people looking for you.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Oh good, he does gonna send Sugar Night after me.
He's got a bracelet. Get out of here. Can't even
leave the state.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
No, should scared have been?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Sugar is scared of emc here you better takes I
believe that. Yeah, I've done that, Joe. I did it
like about an hour and a half ago. I mean,
that'll happen in about another an hour and a half.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
You I am your sex life.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Well that was an interesting uh segue I can't get
out of. Uh So back in South Park here, back
at the Marsh residence, let's jump there. M Randy hungover Now.

Speaker 9 (43:41):
He's the man grees.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Shrum Piste.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
They didn't see you there.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Did you hear anything about what happened last night?

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (43:55):
No, what happened your buddy Chip Duncan. Apparently he flew
around on a room, blew things up and kidnapped some children.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Are you serious you heard nothing about this? He flew away?
Thou dead by Halloween?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
God, I knew that guy was a fucking choed Randy.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
What did you guys do with that party?

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Nothing? We're just hanging out and talking and stuff, and
then Chip got all weird.

Speaker 8 (44:19):
People were hurt.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
Yeah, I agree, it's awful. We're not like Chip. Okay,
he's a bad.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Witch because there's a difference, guys, there's good witches, and
there's bad witches. Well back in the cafeteria now at
South Park Elementary. As I mentioned, Carbon believes that the
boys are talking about a plan to get rid of Heidi,
when really they're talking about a plan to get rid
of the witch.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Did any of you guys actually see the witch? Yeah,
he was terrified.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
She had a broom and a cackle and everything.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
What are we gonna do? My parents are never gonna
lady tick a tape with a witch. Flannery.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Now, of course that's where the meme comes from. Anybody
who's seen that meme of Carbon, it's from this episode
right here where he's super pissed about this.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
And also there's Canadian witches, says Joe Morn. Yeah, we
know what Celine Dionne is.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
That's funny. Anyway, Sorry, I see you.

Speaker 13 (45:21):
Facey blew up the pumpkin patch. Did any of you
guys see that? No, I missed the whole thing. I
always try to get to the pumpkin patch really early. Yeah,
I got there early too. We get the best pumpkins
that way. Anyways, I guess the week's displayed the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
We gotta take matters into our own hands. None of
us are safe.

Speaker 13 (45:35):
Yeah, but what are we gonna do? No, we just
gotta hope the police will handle it. Yeah, right, like
they'll handle anything. Stam's right, it's my father, don't.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
You think so?

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Eric?

Speaker 6 (45:49):
What we gotta do to get rid of it? Ye,
you're right, Gert, it's my only way out.

Speaker 9 (45:57):
Cartman said you're right.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, he said you're right, because he thought they were
talking about They thought they were talking about Heidi when
they're talking about the witch.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yes, murdering HAIDI of course, Oh boy, all right, so.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Wow, Randy, Randy. Randy once again ignorth Sharon's warnings and
goes to hang out with the other guys for a
second time. The guys reached the top of the mountain
at the site where they usually party. They soon discovered
that it has been closed and believe the Chip is
making people biased toward other good boy witches. I believe
the town was having a witch pursuit thing, and that

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he and the other guys grow irritated with Chip for
spoiling the town's opinions of witches. In a poor attempt
at fixing the town's opinion, the dads at South Park
perform a song at the elementary school during an assembly
and afterwards give a speech.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Oh thank god.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
When the boys interrupt them, they call them sons of witches,
embarrassing them. Yeah, all right, the chump back into the
clubs here crazy all right?

Speaker 7 (47:01):
See if Sharon have a good night. Where do you
think you're going? What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
It's day two of witch week with the guys.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
You can't possibly be considered doing this again? Why not, Randy?

Speaker 10 (47:14):
A real witch is flying around in the sky snatching children.
I don't think this is the best time for you
to be wearing a witch costume and party.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Go just because of one bad witch, we're supposed to
stop a tradition that goes back twenty some odd years.

Speaker 15 (47:29):
Jesus, Hey, Randy, sub guys, you know, just getting a
bunch of shit for being witches.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
I know, right.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
It's like there's one awful witch who wants to kill everybody,
so now they're coming after all of us.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
This is like a witch thingy. It's like a witch
her suit.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Fingy witchit thingy.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I wonder what they mean. I wonder what they mean.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, and I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Man.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
As a kid, though, that's the only thing you'd want
to see right as all your dads dress up as
witches having an assembly where they sing a terrible song
about how not all witches are bad?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Right, did I swear?

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
So here's the witches at the top of the mountain.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Hey, what the hell is.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
This part closed until further notice? That's bullshit. Oh my god,
they can't do this. The whole town really is on
a witch pursuit thing.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Oh oh.

Speaker 9 (48:52):
There he goes.

Speaker 13 (48:53):
Check this out, you guys, E says it to destroy
witch you need bent pits nine and all each.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
Bent into an L shape. What are bent pitts? Hey,
I think I gotta figure it out. I knew Eric
would come up with a plan.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Oh my god, it's to kill Heidi. That's great.

Speaker 9 (49:14):
Let's give you guys a close up of this real quick.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Oh okay, break this down for us. What does this
plan entail?

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Do you think? Oh my gosh, okay, So.

Speaker 7 (49:33):
This is so bad.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
So it looks like he's going to take her into
ross dress for less, where he will then cut out.
And it looks like Stan's got a knife, so standing
Kyle are looks like they're gonna stabber chop her up,
and then Butter's and Kenny are gonna explode the body,
and then they're going to bury it, and then they're

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all gonna get pizza.

Speaker 9 (49:58):
Oh god, I jumped right to the end. I thought
they were gonna make her into a pizza. I jumped
way too far.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Thing, guys, I mean, I mean with it being cartman
and what he did to the tenor names.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Yeah, he's building a recipe book, Joe, he's building a
recipe book. He started with chili's, he's moving up to
pizza after that. It's going to be a five layer
deep dish lasagna where each layer is a different human being.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
You know, there's a joke about car using I am
not gonna.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Make Oh come on, go ahead and make it.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
I'm really not gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
You just sat there and said mc hammer and his
people were hard as fucking Oakland, and you can't make
a cartman eating people joke. Now, excuse me, what do
you shug night when mc hammer comes by?

Speaker 12 (50:52):
Y'all scared?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Now?

Speaker 9 (50:53):
You guys said he started with chili, But chili is peak, guys,
I don't know how you start. There's nowhere to go.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah, chili chili is so versatile, you.

Speaker 9 (51:03):
Know it is you ever been to a chili cook off,
Like there really is so many different Oh yeah, so good.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
He plus chili.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
And if you get some people that really know what
they're doing with lentils.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
The motherfucker did like sugar and orange juice with cinnamon,
and I was like, orange, Oh, this ship rocks. Hold
on a second orange.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
What was that?

Speaker 9 (51:26):
Then orange juice?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
And what cinnamon? The guy had like a powdered like
first cinnamon and he had like a citrusy like yeah.
I was like, this is gonna be some bullet. Oh wait, no,
this is pretty great, pretty almost sucking him off this
tight whoa.

Speaker 9 (51:43):
I was gonna say, I like it after what Vernola said,
I was gonna say, I love a man that knows
what he's doing with lentils.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
All right, I'm.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Gonna put that on my grinder profile. Matt, Well, we got.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Well here we are as a cartonsen X explain his
plan to the rest of the boys.

Speaker 13 (52:02):
Okay, first of all, we need a scary place to
lure her into. What is the creepiest place in town?
Ross dress for that that drave Sanny cow will wait
inside the Ross Dress for this, and I will bring
Heidi there once inside Kenny and Butters will set off
a series of explosions.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Say wait, wait, wait, what the fuck are you talking about?
This is how we're going to get rid of Heidie.
Nobody's talking about getting rid of Heidi. You guys said
you would help me get rid of her, of the witch.
Who cares about a witch? My life is a living hell.
You guys, don't break up with her. You clearly can't
stand her.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Let the poor girl go.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
I've tried. It's impossible. Heidi is a nice girl. How
can you be so awful to her?

Speaker 13 (52:37):
You don't understand she has no time management skills whatsoever?

Speaker 6 (52:40):
That part you don't know because you've never had a girlfriend.

Speaker 13 (52:42):
Cow uh oh man, Just leave me to suffer. Next
time you want me to kill someone for you, just
forget about a.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, that'll be Joe Vernola says, Ross Dress for Lessons,
where high prices go to die, brought to you by
a Ross.

Speaker 9 (52:59):
Dressful video is not sponsored by Ross.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Ross Dress for less is just like a.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Oh ship.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
What the fuck is that place called It's home Goods?

Speaker 5 (53:10):
And I liked?

Speaker 2 (53:12):
What the fuck is that place?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Oh God?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
I'm am I not gay enough to remember where the
low Prize Gucci shirts are TJ Max.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Marsh Oh oh you gay?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Okay, I guess.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
When I was a kid who exes this, right, baby,
TJ Max is a better Ross dress for less. Everyone
knows that if she if you would have brought her
to h TJ Max, she would have just died inside
of it.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
For the benefit, I will say, the benefit of Ross
is you you can't get a lot of good deals
on shoes there. They have a lot of shoes and
you can get a lot of good deals on that.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Like I like Fresh Jordan's there.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Yeah, I found Nikes, Reebox, Adidas, like my buddy Gerard
found some fucking PF Flyers like from the Sandlot movie. Whoa,
it was pretty sweet. I was like, what I want those?
But they didn't fit me. So they didn't fit me
all right, back to the school here, this is where
the boys, the sons of witches now are going to

(54:12):
uh give a school assembly speech.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
We are supposed to be a bitch google right right,
right right, we're all on the sun inside.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
That's all to come up.

Speaker 7 (54:27):
That's when things are going bad.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
There's people you need to come from.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Sure it doesn't turn into a witch.

Speaker 11 (54:38):
Hey, guys, there's good witches and there's bad witches, and
we stand with you in saying this particular.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Witch needs to be brought down.

Speaker 11 (54:48):
But that doesn't mean we should all be closing parts
and stopping all witch activity because.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Witches.

Speaker 13 (54:59):
Here, we're trying to deal with an actual witch.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Nobody's coming after you. Yes they are boys, and next
they'll be coming after you because your little sons of witches.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Right, you don't have to work stupid, your all little
sons of witches.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I guess he's not wrong, but not by choice, not
by choice.

Speaker 9 (55:21):
Whoa the headphones gave me the elvis.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Ooh, it matches the beard and also the.

Speaker 9 (55:30):
Push it further forward. WHOA, yeah, I pointed that out earlier.
I was like, you want to see how sweaty I
get after idea?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
The bee, the bees, the bees and the j's.

Speaker 9 (55:44):
I mean, we just sat here for a while. Totally
could could have changed, but.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
You know, yeah, it's a good Washington. Shoot Matt, what's
up next?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Well, later in the episode, Stephen tells Randy about how
guilty feels about being a witch and how he planned
to confess to his wife Linda that he had other
him and the other guys drunkly performed fake hexes on
each other's prospective wives. Randy pretends to be on board
with Steven's intentions, but as soon as he leaves, he
calls the other guys to help him sacrifice Stephen to
the devil. Oh my God, Cartman dismisses Kyle's of vice,

(56:14):
and he later convinces Heidi to dress up as Gretel
while dressing himself up as Hansel Hansel and Gretel. Also
immediately after, he takes Hiding to the woods with him
at night and ultimately ditches her in the woods to
die and gets her kidnapped by the witch could. However,
shortly after he flees the police, he flees to the
police at the Park County com Police station to inform

(56:36):
them of Heidi's kidnapping, supposedly deeply regretting it, but also
while trying to avoid being labeled as a suspect. So
basically he goes and says, oh my.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
God, you got taken by the witch.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Adie, who do these witch men represent? It is an
interesting question, Aatalie. I've been thinking about that anytime I'll
watch this episode. I really think they just like the
idealism that white people have in terms of like this
sort of everyone's not all bad, except when we dignify
an entire race as all bad.

Speaker 7 (57:06):
But cops.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
That's where I thought at first, But I'm like, let's
go one step further. Is it just dad shit? Are
they just being dads? And they're like, oh, come on,
persecute us because we're all the same exact kind of
drunk human being that goes crack and jack.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
There's a really kind of tenuous quote that was made
by a celebrity around this time in regards to someone
else getting caught up in trouble, like oh, well, no,
it's not all of us, saying Hollywood or whatever it was,
it's just say well, we were going to get into

(57:46):
it in trivia and pop culture anyway. It was like
the week before Ben Affleck at Ben Affleck, it said
something like, well, it's not all of us in Hollywood,
it's just this guy. And meanwhile, we all all know
Ben Affleck has they've all less than sterling reputation.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
You give anyone the privilege of celebrity, which equals power,
and then celebrity dome, which equals money, all of that
combines into creating someone that's just kind of awful. And
I don't think that you could blame the celebrity dome
and money. I think to reach that kind of echelon
of fame and fortune, you kind of it's like Jeff Bezos.
You kind of have to break a lot of people's

(58:26):
next Spines and dreams. So honestly, you're a horrible But
also hire me, Hire me.

Speaker 9 (58:33):
Now, Next Spines and Dreams.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Mm hmm. That's the name of my autobiography, as well
as the name to my sex tape. Matt, what do
we got up next?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Well, what we got here is Carmen back in school
now is he's trying to devise this plan to get
Heidi to dress up as a Gretel and him as Hanseleric.

Speaker 13 (58:52):
Listen, there's a big fun costume party tonight. I was
thinking you and me should go. What do you say
He's party?

Speaker 6 (58:57):
With everything that's going on, Yeah, I just you know,
we need.

Speaker 13 (59:00):
To let out some steam and have a little Halloween fun.
You know, I already have our costumes picked out.

Speaker 6 (59:05):
Well, I guess cool. I pick you up at five, Well,
maybe make it.

Speaker 8 (59:09):
Four thirty if you're bringing the costumes. I might need
a little extra time to get.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
Ready, I'm counting out.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
He's self aware. She's warning him.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Well, here's Stephen now showing up. As I mentioned to
admit to Randy that he's a little worried about, you know,
being a witch and basically wants to come clean about
all their misgivings that they that they got down to in.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
The misgiving misgivings? Isn't it Jack and Crack, Jack and rac.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Yeah, Randy, can I talk to you? Sure? Stephen?

Speaker 2 (59:47):
They're still wearing the costumes.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
I've been doing a lot about the past, about what
we've done.

Speaker 11 (59:53):
I think it's time we come clean and tell everyone
about the crack and the spells against our waves.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Okay, look, you're freaked out. It's understandable. I have to
admit what I've done wrong.

Speaker 12 (01:00:05):
Randy.

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
I feel like everything's crashing down, and I want Linda
to hear it from me first.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Okay, we smoked a little crack. We put harmless spells
on our wives. We were just messing around. It was
harmless fun, was it?

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Or did we close our eyes to what Chip Duncan
was becoming? Stephen, you can't turn on your own kind.

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
That's what these which pursuit thinges do.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Okay, they make everyone go crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
I'm sorry, Randy, I have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
To clear my com jains, all right, Stephen, at least
give us till tomorrow morning to talk to our wives.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
And prepare them, all right, Can you just give us
till morning? Yeah, sure, I'm sorry, it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
And then immediately gets on the phone. We got to
turn the punch bowl. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Say it's Randy. We've got until tomorrow morning to sacrifice
Stephen to the devil.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I'll explain later. Just get everyone together, all right. Maybe
is about cops. Yeah, that was a pretty cop like conversation. No, man,
you can't tell anybody about what we really do. Pull
it on a second. We have to actually stage.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
An accident, an accident in.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
The line of duty. Poor Stephen starts with sacrifice the
devil to.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
The devil, the whole big memorial for him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Yeah, exactly, like a bunch of guns that fire in
the air, and then we'll bury his body and then
we'll pretend it never happened like Waco anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Well, there's definitely some bodies buried here in this woods,
that's for sure. As we see Cartman and Heidi walking
through the woods with Hansel and Greto.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
It seems like right now, don't worry, this is the
fastest way to the body. I'm sure the witch will
even notice that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Eric.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Come on, this is a bad idea.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Let's turn around.

Speaker 13 (01:01:53):
Well, how do you If we've been on time, we
would need to take a shortcut. But I wanted to
give you your space to get ready, is what this
is about.

Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
You're still mad about the pumpkin patch, aren't you?

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Why would I be mad?

Speaker 13 (01:02:03):
You wanted to make sure you looked bright, and then
you had to eat and use the bathroom forty times.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
I can't be the pumpkin tack.

Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
He didn't use the bathroom forty times? Eric, did you
hear that? A?

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Eric's gone, Oh my god, he's hiding.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
What a douche.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
He hid behind a long so that way the winds
can show up and kidnapp her.

Speaker 9 (01:02:36):
Not the one leaving. I don't understand what's what's happening here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Literally, she's locked into this, and we'll see that happen
in further episodes. But Carmen would have given sore on
the ring. Let's be honest, this guy sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Yeah, dude, he's horrible. Oh wow, what have we here?

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Come in deue? Kim me kill me?

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Man so confused now about what type of roles their
dads might have played in Release in the Witch. In
South Park, the kids have Butters called President Garrison over
the phone after and unintentionally bothering him questions. Butters asked
mister Garrison to explain to him and the boys about
their annual Halloween, which event their fathers were holding. Learning

(01:03:23):
from an old photo that mister Garrison used to be
involved in before It's Candidacy Garrison comes to South Park.
Is Candidacy Garrison comes to South Park to help them. Meanwhile,
Randy and the other dads surround Stephen in front of
Ross Dress for Less, admitting to finding the store desolate
and spooky. They're prepared to sacrifice Stephen, but are confronted

(01:03:43):
by Chip. Chip shows him a magical bottomless sack, a
bag holding, where he reveals to them is where he
stores all the children he has kidnapped, including the most
recent victim, Heidi. The guys ask him to stop behaving
so crudely because he is giving the other good boy,
which is a bad reputation so after knocking on go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
I said, can't do that, Matt can't can't be giving
these crack having witches a bad rap.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Can't be giving them. So here's Butters now calling the
president Garrison.

Speaker 8 (01:04:12):
How I was winning the country.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Going, Oh it's fine, you know, just making the country
great again.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
He's just get rid of all the immigrants, like you said,
I got rid.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Of like six of them so far. You know, it's
a little harder than I thought.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Yeah, he can kill that big while you were going
to build.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Don't be a dick, Butter, So are you just calling
his ship on my Halloween?

Speaker 13 (01:04:31):
I Well, the thing is, didn't you used to do
Dancy which week without dads?

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Yeah? It was my favorite time of year. He's now
just celebrated alone.

Speaker 13 (01:04:41):
Well, the thing is, mister prison whe of the guys
get a spell and took off a bunch of children,
and he's gonna eat them all.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Let me guess, Chip duncan Oh that guy, mister.

Speaker 13 (01:04:50):
Pliston, Please, you gotta go against you think, because they're
scared people are coming after all.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Witches coming after all witches.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Oh oh shit. So, now, as I mentioned Cartman running
to the Park County Police station to make a report
about the fact that a witch stole Heidi.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
So you were there when the witch showed up and
took your girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
Yes, it just came out of nowhere. I tried to
save Heidi, but it was too late.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
What was your girlfriend wearing?

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
She was dressed kind of like me, but had a
simple Munich dreamdom from Germany.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
And you didn't stop at all to think that what
you were doing might attract the witch.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
Excuse me? Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?

Speaker 11 (01:05:30):
I'm just saying that if there's a big fat witch around,
maybe you shouldn't walk through the woods dressed as Hansel
and Gretel.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Not cool, Rick, not cool.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
I will have your bad Sam.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Sorry, folks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Sorry, you know he broke the fourth wall there, Sorry folk?

Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
Sorry, Yeah, I never saw that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
I never noticed that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Yeah, Like he was saying, like, there can't be you
can't blame the victim here, so you're going down?

Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
Wait which part?

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
I'm sorry With Joe's comment, I wonder.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
If Stuff is maybe making reference to the whole Bohemian
Grove thing. Oh man, but people have been talking about
Bohemian Grove since like the late seventies. That shit is
so switches, and that is fair. It is a bunch.
It's just like Jack and Crack weekend. It's a bunch
of fucking lay ass dudes getting together and doing shit
that they think is cool and satanic, but it's it's

(01:06:26):
literally just an excuse to, like, I don't know, do
drugs and fuck each other. That's what they're doing. Sounds
like George w George. I mean it goes way way back,
way back.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
All they do is together, burn some skull candles and
have sex.

Speaker 9 (01:06:44):
Yeah, and imagine if your sex life was so wild
you had to have snipers present.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
I mean, look, my snipers don't have guns, but they
are there and they're ready to fire.

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
Talking about it, guys, they're talking about is cat. I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Well, I'll tell you what. The witches here are ready
to fire, Stephen, that's for sure. As they enter the
Ross Dress for Less parkint.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Guys, I'm here, guys.

Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
What's it all about?

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Hello? Stephen?

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
Oh hey, what are we meeting here for?

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
It's too late, Stephen.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
We called the police. We know you took those children.
What what what are you doing here?

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
He is everybody, Steven's a bad witch.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Now we're putting us stop to you, Stephen, because that's
what good witches do. Oh my god, I see what
this is? This witch pursuit thing? Has you on a
witch pursuit thing? Now I'm many sense, Please, it's Overstouch.

(01:07:55):
What have you done with the children?

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:07:57):
Don't you see? They're just doing their own witch sit thinking?

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Now, this is Matt, this is about celebrities.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Hey, what's up, bros?

Speaker 7 (01:08:14):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Bros?

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
Chip?

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
Do you see on the chaos you've cost jas?

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
So I'm a witch?

Speaker 7 (01:08:21):
You understand. Everyone associates us with you? Right, of course
they do.

Speaker 14 (01:08:26):
You're all witches too, dude, like you? What'd you do
with the children? They're all in here, see anywhere. I
want to use their souls to increase my power.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Look, another witch is flying down now, first one on
its way. Only butters, come on, we gotta go.

Speaker 13 (01:08:58):
Okay where I guess our which is we're gonna sacrifice
your witch. But then the bad which showed up, and
now the which we called just a ride.

Speaker 6 (01:09:03):
Let's twitches everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Holy moly, look ship, if we had known you were
gonna hurt people, we would have never even hung out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
I'll give me a break, Randy, no, seriously, Like, what
do you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
Had the power I have?

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
You wouldn't use it?

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
No, we wouldn't. Excuse me, Ship, What the fuck are
you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Then? Is the president?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Yes, so he appears. He orders Chip to stop tormenting people.
Chip refuses to comply with him, ord and sick of
negotiating with them, Corey Garrison says, you want to see
a real power, and he has a laser fired from
a nearby satellite, which coordinates set directly on Chip, instantly
killing him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Oh I need to see this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Take the shot. Police arrived and recover Chip's bag. They
set all the children free, except Heidi, who needed a
little more time to prepare for her own rescue, which,
of course the nooys Cartman rejoicing that Chip is now dead,
Garrison and the Witches leave to enjoy the rest of
their witch Week party, and then back at the Turner's
President's Cartman is once again miserable when Heidi's procrastination delays
their trig or treating.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Oh god, what do they what do they show?

Speaker 9 (01:10:06):
They didn't like show?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Oh the stream got suspended? It looks like again, Well
that's what happens here. On another edition of that's Adelie
jumped over to twitch. It looks like, well, thanks for
jumping over to twitch, Adelaie. Hopefully it'll come back up.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Oh hey man, you're ruining the party for everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
Chip, I'm here to take you out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
There was somebody else in that, Chap Dalky did thanks Dlcy.
We got God. Unfortunately. Let me see if sometimes they
put us back up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
It was only a little South party. The second we
mentioned Trump, I story to God. I mean that's probably fair.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Yep, No, we got suspended unfortunately. Poop poop. Well, let
me just type this in twitch. Oh yeah, type that
in twitch dot tv. Let me go to all well no, yeah, no, okay,
go to twitch dot tv. Side Matthew underscore, Chaffer, get

(01:11:14):
it in, get it in.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
So here's the end of the episode or the the
the garrison at having him blowing them up.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
You'll never stop me. I grow more powerful every moment.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
You want to see real power. All right, take the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Show, take the shot. Huh yeah, all right, Joe said,
it's back up now.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
Yeah, that all of them. There's one more, little girl.
Come on out, little girl. I'm on, little girl. Everyone's
waiting on you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
Almost ready.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
It's gonna be a whaw.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
Well we did it, guys.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
We want to be stoked on us now?

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
Oh yeah, And there's still a few nights left of
checking crack?

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Which week?

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
Everybody follow me? I've got tons of jack tons of crack.
Go wait up, chin, I'm in a party with the
prison day.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Charing all right? And then, of course the last scene
here is we mentioned with the last couple of seconds
here in the episode, they're getting ready to go trick
or treating, but uh, Heidi's procrastinating which a noys cartmen?
Even further?

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
No, come on?

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
Oh ready to trick or cheek?

Speaker 7 (01:12:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
No, I've been ready for a couple of hours.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
Now cool.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
I just want to put on some whip glass. Do
they stocking skull with this out there? I think I
should use the red ones? Is it cool out? Do
you think I should put a hood on over this?
Is that gonna costume to much?

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
Don't today?

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
Okay, it's Tolba and Colorado. You're gonna need your hoodie.

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
Can you decide if we leggings or not?

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Is it gonna be called should excuse and ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
This is the seventh tylaween special and d first since
season seventeen's a gop Kitch three A Don of the Posers,
which was a much better Halloween special than this. As
a matter of fact, I well, I'll save that for
my yeah. Anyway, this episode features a special Halloween version

(01:15:12):
of the opening sequence, in which the instrumental has been
changed to sound spookier. It has been darkened, and the
pumpkins lie around the town. Kenny McCormick's tombstone has lit
candles atop it. There is a black gat next to
Marvin marsh at Stark's pond. A giant spider is on
the roofhouse of Tweet Brothers Coffee House. A couple plastic

(01:15:34):
bats are tied to the front of south Park Elementary.
The ghost of Betsy Donovan is seen following the school.
Buzz Randy's Gangenstein costume from a Nightmare on FaceTime appears
coming out of the bus. Garrison is seen wearing a
mask similar to Jason from Friday the thirteenth, and inside

(01:15:56):
the classroom, the chalkboard reads happy Holiday and the window
as a skull and crossboats.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Nice ladies and gentlemen. That is your trivia with Joe Fernolla.
All right, and of course making his way back to
the podcast this week, Man, you'd like to bring the

(01:16:23):
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on screen talent gonna read a subsum pop culture Dan.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Beggar. Folks, this might be shocking to you, but you're
gonna have to hold onto your seats with this one.
This episode is a reference to the Harvey Weinstein sexual
assault allegations. That's correct, maybe celebrities closer, but it is
the Harvey Weinstein sexual assault allegations in specific, which occurred
in early October of the same year. Specifically, the other

(01:17:01):
witches claiming that only Chip was a bad witch is
a reference to celebrities such as Ben Affleck, who called
out Harvey Weinstein to despite the fact they had committed
a groping accident himself. In two thousand and three, did
I say accident? It was an incident that was on purpose,
and that's on you Ben. A lot of other celebrities
either came to Harvey's defense and then retcon that defense

(01:17:24):
or did similar stuff. Y'all remember James Franco was totally
against Harvey Weinstein. Guess what. The song that plays in
Gerald's car at the beginning of the episode is I
Want Candy, performed by nineteen eighties pop group Bow Wow Wow.
Oh jeez, I thought that was Aaron Carter Wowmaker. That's
the better one. Actually. The song the guys sing when

(01:17:46):
going up the Hills a parody of Everybody Have Fun
Tonight by Wang Chung. That's a great song. While the
witches are chanting spells, they say, hey, hex on the Patriots,
let's far up their lives, referring to the New England
Patriots football team Iron. Four months later, the New England
Patriots would go on to lose Super Bowl forty two,
forty one to thirty three to the Philadelphia Eagles. The

(01:18:08):
song that plays while the witches starting to drink and
smoke crack in front of the campfire is the number
of the Bee Spy Iron Maiden. The Evil Witch is
an homage to Margaret Hamilton's Wicked Witch in the nineteen
thirty ninth film The Wizard of Oz. It's fair as
a witch. Chip flies around and throws pumpkin bombs, paroding
Marvel Comics Green Goblin Goblin. As mentioned, it's both. Carmen

(01:18:32):
mentions Ross Dress for Less, a department store chain that
specializes in deep discount fashion and home goods. Carmen and
Heidie encountering the Witch in a forest, as well as
their German theme costumes, reference the tale uh Hansel and
greta sentinel hill where the witches meet as a reference
to a place in the video game We're All the Warcraft.
Darren was right, it was centil No Hill and last

(01:18:54):
but not least, a laser satellite system like the one
President Garrison used to destroy Chip. But the main subject
an episode of That's My Bush, another show Matt and
Tree created, And I just want to mention the international
So yeah, it's so great. International titles of this. There's
two really great ones I have to call out. In

(01:19:14):
Japan this episode was called which Bastard Gathering, and in
French this was called Fido de PoTA or sons of
part of Potter.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Yoo Doomo no Mahajo Shokai which mister gethering and ladies
and gentlemen. That is your pop culture.

Speaker 9 (01:19:36):
With Dave.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
As we always do at the end of every episode,
we go around and we tell each other what we
like or we disliked, what we may have thought there
could have been some improvements on Joe. Start with you,
what did you like or dislike about this episode?

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
So I have several takeaways from this episode. Number of one,
fuck Reagan. Number two, despite Dane's doubts, mc hammer is
one of the hardest motherfuckers walking the face of the earth.
Look it up, Dane anyway. And before I go into

(01:20:17):
my actual thoughts and all that, I would just like
to announce that starting August fourth, August fourth, the SMB
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(01:20:38):
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Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
So yeah, as we expand the SMB, we're gonna basically
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where they suck my Balls the Media Network SMB.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
Nice good expansion, We're getting big. So, as I was
alluding to a couple of minutes ago, as far as
Halloween specials, I this one is really low on the
food chain for me. I like God Kids Dream more
than this one. I love Pink Eye especially compared to this,

(01:21:39):
and like even Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery I like
better than this episode. And if you go back to
that podcast of the Corns Creovy Pirate Ghost Mystery, like,
I do not do that episode of any favors I
and I enjoy that more than I enjoyed this. But

(01:22:02):
I do like that. D Well, we do. We have
some drinks sharing, Yes, crop contigues the thing of them.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
And ladies and gentlemen. Joe Vernova has left the building.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
What happened?

Speaker 7 (01:22:20):
Wait?

Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
I don't know he maybe maybe he's the Internet cutout
or something happened. Uh oh there he is.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Yeah, I have no idea which has happened there where'd
you guys lose me?

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Like it's only it was only like five ten seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
Okay, so I do like to yes, we have some
drinks sharing trope in the here. The fact that there
are a secret society of witches after also the whole
Easter Rabbit staying a couple of years ago just feels
kind of lazy. The witch on category is kind of

(01:23:06):
the only thing I remember from this episode. Even coming back,
I'm like, oh, yeah, this is that whole witch on thing.
It's just not it just missed with me. The Sharon
and Randy dynamic usually makes me laugh, where she just
like is so sick of his ship? This time it

(01:23:28):
just it they're annoying. It just gets annoying. The diagram
that carbon draws out is great, and then carping actively
hiding while the witch comes was fantastic. And the film
nerd in me loves anytime that Matt and Trey used

(01:23:54):
the Kubrick stare. And I think you guys know what
I mean by the by the Kubrick stare. Yeah, I
think that's like the actual term for it now too.

Speaker 9 (01:24:06):
And just.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
They did the one they do with Cartman in this
episode is just so Yes, that's the Cubrick stare right there, Matthews.
The one they have Cartman do in this episode is
just so well done and the reasoning behind it is
just so absurd and ridiculous that it's one of my

(01:24:32):
favorite Kubrick references in the entire show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Right, Okay, all right, well Dane book Er, what did
you think or do you like? You just like this
episode where your thoughts? I mean, you blew my mind
with the Harvey Weinstein fact that that was. I was like, oh,
that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Yeah, it made sense because it was the same time
period and in October, which is crazy they put this
out quick boy. So Number one, obviously mc hammer is
hard because look at those pants. He's obviously having lots
and lots of guns in them, So that's a given.
Number Two, let's see in the pantheon of Halloween episodes,

(01:25:11):
and I'm gonna try to remember these off the top
of my head. Pink Eye, which was like season one,
pretty good, Spooky Fish, which I think was the next season,
pretty good. It had the Barber streisand vision, the spooky vision,
that's right, and that's kind of classic. The Corns Groovy
Pirate Ghost Mystery was the next season over. I think
that was like the twelfth episode that they put together,

(01:25:32):
but it came out in like episode nine or ten
in release. That was pretty solid. I think my favorites
though Goth Kids three is alright, Sons of Witches, you
could say, even the Pandemic special, but that had more
like a Halloween tinge to it than it was a
Halloween two best ones gotta say nine are on FaceTime
is incredible. Everything about it, the costumes, the Gingdom style,

(01:25:55):
the Avengers, the iPad dying. Can someone get me a
fucking Charger?

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
But the number one, and yes this is a Halloween episode.
The number one Hollyween episode I think in south Park
history is Hell on Earth two thousand and six from
season ten, so good, the best, one of my favorite episodes.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
Yeah, so like, I don't even think of that as
a Halloween episode. It's just an episode.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
It is a yeah, Halloween episode, and it is incredible.
But with this one in particular, I love that it
is about Harvey Weinstein. I love that you can, as
with many South Park parodies, kind of stretch it to
be about all kinds of things, celebrity and them, cops,
the stuff that we talked about, but you know, the
Heidi substory is kind of weak. Cartman wanting killer is

(01:26:45):
kind of fun in that sort of like you know,
Cartman way, but what it leads up to, it's so
integral because the Heidi Cartman storyline is great. It's it's
it's leading up to the fact that Heidi becomes trapped
with Cartman. Cartman won't get rid of her, and Heidi
can't leave him, especially because of what Cartman does later,

(01:27:06):
so she becomes him in a way all and also
in a literal sense, and I won't give away too
much for our viewers at home, but this part is
integral to getting to that part, and that part is
amazing because it really does show how in a relationship
of any kind, especially one where it's like a romantic relationship,
being with someone that is toxic can cause you to

(01:27:27):
become toxic just like them. And I think this episode
is a perfect stepping sune to that. But as an
episode singularly, I think Joe's right. The best thing about
it is the Witch stuff. The second best thing about
it is the witch stuff, then the Garrison laser, and
then the Heidi stuff. It's kind of lame it's kind

(01:27:48):
of typical, but it kind of works to where it's
going to go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Those are good points, you know. I think that there
is some you know, I don't want to say, like
differing opinions, but I think that when this episode came
out according to critical reception, it did right because Avy
Club gives this an A and then IGN gave this
a six point three. So it either hits with you

(01:28:14):
or it doesn't hit with you. I'm with you guys
on this, you know. I think singularly as an episode,
it's not something I can go, Oh, I'm gonna go
back and watch Jack and Crack. But I mean it
is a good episode in regards to where it was
in the season. Learning more about what it stood for,
I can understand some more of the comedic aspects about

(01:28:35):
kidnapping the kids now and doing the weird stuff on
top of the mountain. The solo scene of Cartman explaining
how they were going to kill Heidi always makes me laugh.
But you guys have pretty much said it, you know,
as far as the pros and cons of the episode,
I agree with it. Darren Jedy final thoughts on this episode.

Speaker 9 (01:28:54):
Forgettable.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Forgettable. That's one word answer.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 9 (01:29:01):
You gotta come harder on a Halloween special.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Yeah, that's super fair in the regards to the Halloween
episode of South Park, that's super fair.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Yeah all right, well I wouldn't disagree with that.

Speaker 9 (01:29:13):
Go ahead, and I do this say that the Cartman
and Heidi arc it almost loses me just because it's
hard to watch.

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
It is tough, dude, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
It's too real.

Speaker 9 (01:29:23):
Well it is, Well, dude, I've been that asshole and
learned it the hard way, like a long time, Like
you know what I'm saying. That's part of why it's hard,
because it's like looking in an old ass mirror that's
fucking crashed down the middle in all dust and shit.

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Well, in a relationship in my twenties, I was Cartman,
and then a relationship in my late twenties to thirties,
I was Heidi. So yeah, I've seen both sides me too.

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Well, unfortunately for you guys, then next week they're doubling down.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Next week doubling down. The seventh episode of season twenty
one and the two hundred and eighty fourth overall up
as South Park as Kyle doesn't understand why Heidi won't
break up with Carbon. He's playing with fire when he
gets in the middle of the school's most talked about
a couple. It's all coming up next week on another
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