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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Ladies and gentlemen. That's right, ladies, gentlemen, and all forms
of life. Welcome back to another edition of s m
B A South Park Reviewer. Each and every week we
break down south Park view in linear fashion, one by
one until every episode it's done, or until at least
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we're caught up and I am not alone, of course,
making his way back to the podcast. Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up. The man is a doctor thugonomics, puganomics, polophonics,
and scuponomics. The twenty twenty two Red Rocks Day one
South Park Trivia Champion, effectually known on this podcast as
a trivia god. Joe ver Nola. Joe, what's up, buddy?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So not much? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know, it's some hanging in there. It's a Tuesday night.
We're making our way through the South Park episodes and.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
On a Tuesday, on a.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Tuesday, that's right, we're here. We're ready to rock. So yeah,
I'm doing pretty good for the most part.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Of Joe Word word, What up? Lab Rat?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Labrat?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Thanks for jumping in. I'm sure you just came off
the NXT watch along with our boy Brandon LG Woop whoop, howdy,
howdy howdy, thanks for showing up here. We're getting ready
to start some Tegrity Farms. This is the season twenty two,
episode four, Tegrity Farms. This is SMB number two hundred
and ninety four, and this is the first episode of
(01:41):
the Tegrity Farms arc. This is where it all starts
in season twenty two, which we were talking before we
went on the air, Joe. Coincidentally, last week was the
finale of the Tegrity Farms arc in season twenty seven,
So how coincidental that we are just starting it as
South Park just ends it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Like, I don't know what I'm more upset about from
that episode, the fact that they sold the farm or
the fact that Tally got turned into a chizz rag.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh, I know that was so sad. That was That's true.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, well, I mean it's not the first time he's
been a jizz rag, I guess, but like when he
was addicted to canned air and all that, he was
prob I think they said something about him being used
at gyms or something or like as a chizz rag,
So I guess he's used to it, but like the
first time in a while, anyway, it's still sad.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's very sad. It is.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I wonder how washcloth is washcloth?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh that's low, Well you.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Brought wash cloth. Oh that's fucking low.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Adelai says, it's tally gone forever. I think it's an
undercover thing later for later in the seasons.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That could ball, it could be. I just he's been
turned into a jizz rag and that's just a sad thing.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's just very sad.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, it's usually when you do it with a sock,
that means it's the end of that sock's life if
you're obviously not putting it back on your foot, unless
you've got some weird kink, in which case I'm not
shaming you. I am totally shaming you.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well on this episode, Tegrity Farms. It is the fourth
episode of season twenty two and the two hundred and
ninety first overall episode of South Park, first airing on
October the seventeen, twenty eighteen. Of course, this is SMB
number two hundred and ninety four. Synopsis for this episode
is Randy moves his family to the country and takes
up farming so at south Park Elementary mister Mackie speaking
(03:51):
to Randy and sharing about Shelley's behavior. He tells them
that she's been vaping and has distracted the recess monitor
from it by sending a picture of her buttthole, which
is really a picture of a dog's butthole. At the
same time, when they leave, Randy Beretser in the car
before telling Sharon that he's had enough for south Park
with all the recent events. He tells her his dreamed
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to live on a farm and he wants to do
it now. And then a montage has played with a
on with the song on a Colorado farm plane as
the family puts their house up for sale and move
Tegrity Farms where he grows weed like other farmers.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
So we could say he went from being a little
bit rock and roll to a little bit country.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He did go from from the episode for the War
Against the War Who Cares one hundred episode.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Two hundred is the Muhammad arc right.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
One hundred episodes, So yeah, you're right, he went from
being a little bit rock to a country now, right.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
At least where he's living, not necessarily politically.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's correct, all right, So let's jump into some clips
here her Here is south Park Elementary.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Still, thanks for coming in today to discuss your daughter's behavior.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Exactly what kind of trouble is Shelley in, mister Mackie.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Well, unfortunately we found out our playground monitor has been
accepting favors to look the other way at recess and
your daughter sent him an inappropriate picture of her buttho.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Her butthole.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Shelley, why would the monitor want a picture of my
daughter's butthole.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
We've been having a lot.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Of issues at the school with kids vaping lately, and
may they bribed the recess monitor. However they can Jesus Christ,
how much worse can things get around here?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Okay, well there is good news, Luka.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We had the picture in Lesson. It turns out it
was actually just.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
A picture of a dog's butto Louka's your daughter claims.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Right there, right here.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And if I didn't already say so, lab rat Adelaie
read thanks for jumping in. We appreciate you guys watching
live all right. So, now, as I mentioned, now here
in the car.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
He dogs butthole. That's what we're doing now, Huh. There's
not enough bad things in the world. We get called
into school. Here's a dog's butthole for you. That's what
it's all come to.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Shelley.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I'm over at Sharon. I'm seriously over it. Don't you
want to just start over go back to simpler times?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I've had it?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
School shootings, pieces of shit taken ambient and tweeting kids
and somehow I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Not laughing anymore. Let's do it, Sharon, what I've always
talked about.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Let's get out of here, go buy a farm and
live off the land.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Are you mean serious?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Never been more serious? Hey, the light's green. Shut up nothing.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Let's move out to the country, go back to simple
living with things mattered like hard work, integrity. How will
we make a living by growing things and selling what
we make with our hands?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
We could do this, shared, we can do this shit time,
it's time. Well. First off, shout out to Ree, says
you guys are the first podcast I'm listening to in
my new college dorm room. Congratulations, Ree, that's awesome. Yeah,
that's awesome. You're going to college.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yes, yeah, it totally is. So when's the first, you know,
like dorm party?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Do?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Like we need to distract the ra like what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Let us know?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Rie? Uh? You know, blast us, blast us up and
down the hallways. Let them know. SMB is here for
the peoples that too.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I just want to party with college people.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Whoa, whoa might be getting a little too old, Joe,
We might be. We might have hit our peak when
coast to partying with college kids. All right, this is.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Gonna only is it only as young and old as
you feel?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
This isn't What is that movie I'm trying and it's
oh god, I'm uh. We're with Will Ferrell Vince Vaughn.
They start their own school, old school. I'm like, what
is this? Old school? Now you're gonna go hang out
with a bunch of college kids. But yeah, congratate. That's awesome.
All right. So here's I'm living on the farm on
a Colorado farm.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think I would be a very good teacher for
the youth of America to live with me in a
frat house.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Oh it's good to me.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
There's just no trust, no, So loaded up the kids
to my one bodyarm.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
To Colorado farms.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Now it's urn.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
The cops are cloud no surprise, said he boats a
baton of don't give it because living on a Colorado farm.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
They're not very happy the grass hut hut goes the
baylor Likena, last food.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
In the kitchen. Anda's fun in the fall.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's living on a Colorado farm. That's live living on
a Colorado farm.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Gout like the little pie he's got, like the little
piece of straw in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Right, exactly, just like a pro typical farmer. So back
at the school now, Stan is complaining, telling the other
boys how he now has to spend an hour just
to get to school because Shelley was vaping. Kyle questions
why she was vaping, leading Carton to tell him tell
him Ike is vaping too. The boys go to tell
Ike off and find all the kindergarteners are doing it
as they need Quote need a break. Then they go
(10:02):
find the person selling the vapes, who turns out to
be Butters. Butters tries to sell them some, so Cartman
punches him. For Kyle and Ontegrity Farms. Randy has made
friends with the locals and awaits the agricultural Inspector's visit.
Inspector Tally turns up to test the product. He starts
getting high for the product and says it's good ship,
(10:23):
and Randy celebrates. I like that. They make tally the
Oh yeah right, all right, So here's stand now, showing
up to school like an hour.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
To get to school now sucks all because Shelley bribed
the playground monitor the letter vape during recess.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Why would your sister want to get addicted to those things?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Well, your little brother does it too, Cam, What are
you talking about? You didn't know the kindergarteners are like
the biggest vapors at this.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Schott, Hi, did you.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
Have faping pen? Nope? Let me yeah, Hey, give me
about my vaporize? What is this cherry flavored nicotine? Are
you joking?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Come on, all the kinder doing it?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I like lenen flavor. I want ross Bowie. Why do
you want nicotine? Do you know how hard this being
a can gardener? Cleaning your break?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Sometimes you need to break, Joe.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
The things are bad? Do you understand bad kindergarteners? Relax?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Bitch, relaxed, bitch. Al Right, here's Randy now waiting for
the inspector. Actually know, hep milk is pretty balm. I
(11:52):
don't know if you tried it. Yeah, hemp milk is
actually really really good.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Morning, Joe. How's the phoner doing? God?
Speaker 9 (12:01):
Neighbor just planted some purple skonky cush harvest stood the
super hindu.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Heyes last week. Well that's fine, Joe, just fine, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Joe, some green wheelie stranger, myself and the catatonic taggrity
bud is taken.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Well, we'll see you around, neighbor. Hold up, Joe.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Kindergarten like oat milk. Yeah, oat milk's not that bad either, Ada.
I don't mind oat milk as well. My sister really
likes oat milk. She's a big proponent of that. All right,
now they're gonna go confront or are they gonna try
and confront? Find out who's selling the vape? And as
I mention, it's Butters.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Anders said, it's some big kid in a trench coat. Hey, look,
that's gotta be him. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 8 (12:47):
I'm gonna tell him if he sells a fake pin
to my brother again, I'm gonna kick his hast. Hey
you no, Heydaally, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Butters? Are you selling vakes? What you're looking for?
Speaker 8 (13:01):
I've got sclub? Maybe Vanila tropical passion? What tropical passion?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
It's like Nagali is an epidemic at our school. Yeah,
and five bucks of pop wasn't gonna be rich letters
This is for cab.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I just love how he took the opportunity to nail
Butters and then take it look like he was doing
the right thing for his friend.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yup. And so now Tally comes in Cartman and then
they go back to Carton Cartman sitting in the toilet
school and Butters burst in angry. It's revealed that the
two are actually working together, and he hit Butters because
he blew their cover and people cannot find out because
they are already falling behind. He lets Butters out as
Kyle watches in the background. Before Kyle can say anything,
he notes that vaping is better than smoking, leaving Kyle dumbfounded.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
So here's Tally now about.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
To show Randy. I think we need to have a talk.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
No time to talk.
Speaker 10 (14:01):
The agricultural inspectors about to drop by. Once we get
certified for have Patience wife, soon our fortunes.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Will change, all right. Here comes Tally.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh that must be him.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Now, yes, I'm with the State Testing Board. Is this
Integrity Farms.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Names right there on the sign? Come on back, So.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
With this festing device.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
I can check not only the THAC levels in your product,
but also detect any impurities and give you a final
score based on overall chemical makeup.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yep, that's good ship. Now let me test the levels
in your organic house blend. Yep, that's good ship.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Now what about the integrity jungle bud, let's.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Test it out.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yep, that's good ship.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
Whoa yeah, whoa yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
I don't know what tegrity.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Is, but that is some good ship, some good ship.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I don't know what tegrity is.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
All right, So here's cartman. As I mentioned sitting in
the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Why do you punch me?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Eric?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
I had to. I thought we were partners.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Butters, next time, when Kyle walks up to you and says,
are you selling bape stuff?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
You say no, I am not cal You punched me
in the face. Butters, we have to be extra cautious
right now or else what? Hang on? Hang on, h
hang on, hang on. Okay, we have to.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
Be extra caustious fighters. The whole operation is in a
period of transition.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
What's that.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
The hack?
Speaker 8 (15:57):
We haven't sold enough product to pay off our overhead
the people I bought from or on my ass everything
costs money. Butters depends the juice, even the jacket.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
I got you.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
We can't start getting slopping now, do you understand? Well,
I don't know how you Everything will make sense, Butters,
I told you just stick with the plant.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Did you know that vaping is way healthier than smoking cigarettes?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
He knew he was there just before he could even
say anything.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Uh huh huh. Do school bathrooms that Scout Park not
have locks? Because how was Butters able to kick that
door open?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
That's true, I don't some bathroom stalls are pretty easy
to kick in, especially like how many times has that
stall door been kicked in over the years? Like, like
at the end of the day, it's like this little
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like two inch by like not even a quarter inch
piece of plastic keeping the stall door from opening.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, it's true. With one good kick, you could get
it open.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah. Yeah, we've all seen cops caps so still live
on location with blood for a spit suspects to proven
guilty in the court of blood.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
So Randy now gives out supper on the farm. When
a man comes to buy the product, Randy is interested
until he discovers that the product is needed for vaping.
Which Randy regards as pussy sticks. The man leaves angrily,
saying he will be back. And at the school, Kyle
tries to meet with the principle about vaping, but Cartman
and Butters are already there. Cartman tries to persuade him
not to tell the principal, explain they want to get
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out of the business and will do once they pay
off their debts. Kyle makes him promise not to push
it onto kindergarteners anymore. And while that's going on too,
Randy still on the farm. He's notice as a nearby
farmer selling his crops the baby market. He bebrates the farmer,
saying he has no integrity for angrily walking off, where
he finds Tally in the corner having gotten really, really high.
(18:12):
All right, so here's Randy Dow'm dinner for everybody.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Some hempsey tabouli. And guess where the napkins are made from?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Oh, wonder who that could be?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Wonder who that comeby?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Audi? What can I do you for? Is this tag
Gritty Farms? Yeah, name's right there on the side.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Our company is interested in your product.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
We'd like to do some business with you. Really, Hey,
that'd be great. What kind of company?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Is fucking we're one of the top feet and everything
your product.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
To our line.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
Oh no, sorry, I don't want my integrity bud putting
those pussy sticks. Pussy sticks, Yeah you know, peenis pen
mussey lady joints, not on my phomb.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
No, sireen, you've got a problem with vaping. It's cleaner
and healthier than traditional smoking. That's nice.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Now, how's about you take that pussy stick and get
off my phone before I shove it up your ass
and you're blowing missed.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Out your butt hole?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
All right?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
You could be a.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Part of promise, or you can get run over by it. Yeah. Whatever,
all you're doing is blowing smoke.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Sorry, fruity steam pussy, what happened to your accent?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Go vape some more, you fucking puss.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
As I hit my vape pen.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I'm glad you pointed it out right.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
As I hit my vape pen. All right, So jumping
ahead here, here's now back at the school.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I need to speak with the principal.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Okay, what is it regarding me?
Speaker 10 (19:52):
Just talk to him right through there, your second in
line and everyone dance.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Oh hey, Cami cat, what are you up to you
know what I'm up to. Okay, cool, but come check
this out.
Speaker 11 (20:04):
This is really cool.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Don't touch me, just comes you, just touch It's really cute.
You know, Kyle.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
People all need a way to relax, and there's no
proof that vaping is that bad for you.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
You're selling it to kindergarteners. Kindergarters need a break to cow.
You know they took away there in that ten.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
You're such penisess mooke cigarettes, which whether they drank, that's
not good cod co got okay, okay, just.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Please listen, all right. The truth is we want out butters,
and I thought we could just make some easy money.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
But you gotta pay off the sixth graders and you
gotta pay off the recess monitor to look the other way.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
We're in deep, Kyle.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
Just let us sell enough to get out of debt
and we will stop.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I swear it. You're so full of shit.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
Come on, Cow, we all make mistakes. Did you already
forget last week?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
You know.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Ronan Pharaoh was here asking about you. Ronan Pharaoh. No
he wasn't, Yes, Kyle, he was right over there.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
Just please give us two days to turn back the
money we need to get out from under this and
we will stop.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Not my word, fine, but.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
No more pushing it on little kids. You got that, Okay,
I'll focus my marketing another direction.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Thank you. Cam.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Back on the farm now, Randy's still pissed off about
the babe guy.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
What you do all right, Randy?
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Were what's sold the farm?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Just like that?
Speaker 9 (21:32):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
You're gonna let those people with pussy sticks take over everything?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, they paid us.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Great.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
My wife and I are.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Gonna move to MAUI.
Speaker 10 (21:40):
Oh well, I hope you didn't pack your tiggarty because
clearly your tiggarty ain't going.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
That's funny. Clearly your tiggerty ain't going. All right, So
back now at school, in the school cafeteria, Cartman and
Butters try to advertise vapes the boys they're acting. Then
they get a mascot known as the vaping Man, which
is a pairdy of kool aid. Man. Kyle stops and
asked to speak in private away from the others. Heels
a Cartman saying this is still pushing it onto kids.
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He then't ask how much debt needs to be paid
Back on the farm, Randy and Stan are churney milk together.
Stan expresses his hatred of the farm and of Randy,
which Randy believes means the two are bonding. He then
gives Stan a hemp hat which plays two princes, two print,
which plays two princesses, two princes when worn. God damn it.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
If you.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Go ahead now princess princess. Who wait, I can't sing
any more of that otherwise we'll get It's fine, marry him,
will marry me?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
So here's tally looking at him. He's in the corner.
He's all high.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
More suspenders, suspenders, cart me own man?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Am I feeling tired all this hard work at ski?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
I wish I had a little pick me up, something
fresh and fruity to go with my lunch.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Just stop, it's so obvious what you guys are doing.
It sounds so great right now. Can anyone help with
some fun fruity flavors?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Yeah, Hey, guys, it's the vaping man.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
What are you doing here? Vaping man?
Speaker 10 (23:36):
I'm here to offer my fun fruity flavors in a
refreshing mist.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Vaping. Hey, that's bad for you. Vaping's only for core kids.
Can I talk to you for a second, you over here?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Case? What can I say?
Speaker 6 (23:54):
I'm pushing it on, little kid. How is this pushing
a new kid? Fun fruity vaping man? It's marketing. Now
we have to make the money to pay off our dealer.
How else are we supouted to do it? All right?
How much deal the dealer?
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Right?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
How much?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Huh m? All right? Here's now standing Randy.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Great stand living off the land?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
No, it sucks. I hate this. I want to go
back home.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Well you see that we're talking now. When was the
last time we really talked like this?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
I hate you so much.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I think we're having a breakthrough moment.
Speaker 10 (24:29):
I want to give you something, son, something I made
that I want you to have.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
It's a hemp hat. No, come on, let's just see
how it fits.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Please, No, here, just just look.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
Just try it until sneeze. Sneeze for you, That's what
I say.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Now, there you go, and thanks for shopping at Big Vape.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We got a vape dealer here. That's him, that's my guy,
that's this guy. So uh yeah, over dinner, I'm sorry.
Outside a Big Vape cal raddle, Kyle tries to make
a deal with the person cartman and butters owed money
too by giving him his birthday money. Making the dealer
(25:22):
feel ashamed. Cartman and Butters drag a dead hooker up
next to the dealer during the exchange, then frames the
dealer and the three boys run off. Over dinner on
the farm, Randy asks how everyone's day has been, sharing
casually mentioned Stan was caught with a vape pen. Randy
then sends Stan to his room and bereached Sharon for underreacting.
He then tells off Stan, who says he took it
(25:44):
from a kindergartener. Randy, angry, goes off to fight the
vape company. Hey, what's up connecting people through wrestling? Thanks
for joining us. Hopefully you had a great trip to
Dry Diggins or you're still there, and if you are
still there, hopefully you're having a great time. Buddy, h
we are in the midst to hear of reviewing this
episode of a South Park. Uh so, yeah, let's go
(26:06):
ahead and we'll show what happens here with the big
vap guy.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
There you are? You got my money care?
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Look, my friend is very stupid and should have never
gone into business with you.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Who are you?
Speaker 8 (26:18):
I'm just seeing if I can help settle things. You
probably don't realize it, but vaping is a really big
problem at our school.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Look, I'm just feeling a job that somebody else would fill.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Carbon and butters. Now in the background, this.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Is the money I've saved up for my past three birthdays.
Can we call this even and end it?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Come on, man, I don't want to take your birthday money.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Whoa hey, dude, why is there a dead hooker next
to you? What dead hooker?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
What are you doing with it? I'm gone to cos
you just put that dead hooker there?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Kevin? What are you doing? There're the dead hooker at
the dead store?
Speaker 9 (26:47):
Shit?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Can the beg send the cash? Get the cash out?
You don't just get the old ship run and bar up?
What I get out of it?
Speaker 9 (26:56):
After him?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Pussa heading to Boca ratone Championship Wrestling this weekend, fresh
off dry digg. It's nice, nice, buddy, looks like you're
gonna have yourself a good weekend, good couple of weeks.
Give her. Are you aware of book a retone Championship Wrestling, Joe,
I've heard of that. They said, a book. Yeah, it's
(27:21):
pretty good. I went there checked it out. Good wrestling,
all right. So, as I was mentioning over dinners.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Load in our little cannabis farm and maybe we always
keep our integrity.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
So how was everyone's day?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Well, not great? Uh Stan got caught with a vaping
pen with a what you know those little pen and
cartridge things with the miss Dan had.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
A vape pin. You want a fucking baby, get up
to your.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Room right now.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Wait underreact, Sharon, where did you get this?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
It's not I took it from a kindergartener.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah right, my own son using a pussy stick. Don't
you know what these things are doing to our way
of life? I've had enough.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 10 (28:11):
You think I'm just gonna stand around while they destroy
my family.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
We've worked this farm in this land for over four days.
I'm not about to let some vape queens take it
all away from us.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
You're muted, brother.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Sorry. Kyle goes to the Mackie Residents to tell mister
mackiew about the vapors, only to find Cartman and Butters there.
Cartman takes him to the side to tell him that
the sixth graders are angry that they took out the dealer.
He informs Kyle about his plan to rob the vape
shop as they still owe people money, including the vape man,
who bursts in demanding his money. Randy gets ready to
fight the vake company, drinking hemp milk and wearing the
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hemp hat before running out to fight. He turns up
the big vapor on his tractor and fights the vapors inside.
At the back of the shop, Kyle, Cartman and Butters
are siphoning the eat liquid. They are spotted by the
man who tried to buy Randy's crops earlier. Randy then
comes up from behind him and Kyle confesses to him
to everything. The man then starts fighting Randy and almost
wins until Talley shows up right behind Randy to fight him.
(29:25):
After the fight, Randy opens up all the valves for
the e liquids and sets it a light before running
out the building. Then blows up with Butter's questioning if
they are out of the vaping business now. Stan, Randy,
and Tally are on a tractor farming whilst with stands
still annoyed. Randy tells him that the fight is just beginning,
and the episode ends with the advertisement for Tag Gritty Wait,
tig Gritty. Yeah, all right, so let's watch some of
(29:46):
these last clips here. Last five six minutes of this episode.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
Ooh, hello cole, mister Mackie, I need to talk to
you about some things going on at school.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Good okay?
Speaker 11 (29:58):
Oh, hi, cal Yeah, we.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Would just talking to the counselor about some college opportunities.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
What are you doing here? You know what I'm doing here?
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Okay, Well we really should talk for his cow. No,
mister Mackieth getting going on to hear this what We'll be.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Right back, mister MACKI.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Let go of me.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Hyo, listen, it's bad? What's bad?
Speaker 8 (30:22):
The guy we tried to frame it the vape shop,
He was the one who the sixth graders got their
ship from.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
The sixth graders are pissed at us, Kyle.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
We'd have to break into the vape shop and steal
enough stuff to make the sixth graders happy. You guys
decided to beat up the dealer. Yeah, but the sixth
graders know you were there. How good here and told
him we are all in this together, and then we
can put this all behind us.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Please God. We still gotta pay people off.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh yeah, hey, bitches, where's my mother fucking money?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
That this song is such a vager but we can't
play it. It really is there's no easy way out.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I was just about to say, like, after this episode,
I'm gonna go drive my Ferrari down the highway while
remembering my dead friend.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
So yes, as you can see here Randy putting his
shirt on, getting ready empty, and then then he puts
on the hat, then before and then he walks.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
This switch is just so good.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I'm gonna go fight for my children's future.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
He's wearing a cave towey is a cap, that's true,
You're right, it is tally so big vape. Now Randy
shows up on a tractor.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
All right, you bunch of vape smoking pussies, you try
and take my way alive.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Time to show you some integrity. Integrity? What's integrity?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
That he starts fighting all of the people vaping here,
like literally beating the crap out of them as we
meet the music here and for those listening on the podcast,
a bunch of all these guys in the face with
his there's.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
This guy, babe seek, I'm a pussy.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
All right, So we go upstairs now where the boys
are siphoning off vape juice.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
Just shut up.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
What are you kids doing?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Ah shit?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
You little hoodlums breaking through the window. I had break
your little legs, I don't think so. Just what the
same hell you boys do on air?
Speaker 6 (33:00):
All right, listen, I should have talked to an adult
from the beginning. Kyle, what are you doing? There are
these three big vavings in the Kitar school. You guys
are one of them. No no, no, no, no no no.
That someone buyings stuff from here for them and then
they sold it to kids.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Taykle, I'm calling Ronan Pharaoh sixth graders. These guys and
Becky Thompson are all at each other.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
For control of the playground. Hello, Ronan derk Cartman. Yeah, hey,
I was going to tell her. These guys said they'd stopped, so,
you know, Kyle, Yeah, well you're right about him.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
It's good you came clean, son. It shows that you've got.
Speaker 9 (33:30):
Oh didn't your mommy teach you it doesn't pay to
mess with progress.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, she taught me something else too.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
If you're gonna fight for your integrity, don't forget to
bring it down.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Tell save this bitch.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
As I mentioned, he's gonna over load all the big
vape canisters.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Moving boys.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Come on, go go go, And then he rolls up
a jay smokes it throws it as they run out.
(34:32):
After the explosion happens.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
The multi colored explosion. It's like a rainbow of fire.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Business do yep? All right? And now the episode ends
here with like as I mentioned, Stan, Tally and Randy
doing some farming, and then we get an advertisement here
for Tigrity forms it zim it's zimy. It was something
(35:01):
called tig.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Well, she looks like we made it to another sunrise.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Oh god, this is just gonna get worse, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Just starting farmers like us or under a deck?
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Yep, you got your man of work to do. We
can't let him. Tike with Mike Shaust special.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Tigerty weed from Taggarty Farms made with a little Colorado
Taggerty coming soon to a.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Dispensary near you. And that is how the episode wraps up.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
And they weren't wrong either, because there were a bunch
of dispensaries that had tegrity.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
That is true. After this episode, all of a sudden,
a bunch of tegrity strains started popping up at dispensers,
especially in Colorado. Yeah, especially in all right, all right, well,
ladies and gentlemen listening on the podcast side, We'll be
right back with some trivia, some pop culture, some storyline
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(37:05):
and Scubinomics. Is the twenty twenty two Red Rocks Day
one South Park Trivia Champion, an affectionately known on this
podcast as a trivia.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
God.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Joe Vernola. Joe take us away with some trivia.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
The original title of this episode was pussy Sticks. However,
a couple of days prior to air, the title was
changed to Tegrity Farms. There are several fourth wall breaks
in this episode. The first is Randy's saying he's sick
of everything lately and not laughing anymore while looking at
the audience. There is another fourth wall break at the
(37:48):
end of the episode with stan, Oh, this isn't over,
is it? And then Randy brings it right back into
the core of the episode. But that is definitely a
fourth wall break, at least in my opinion. Tala Lee
makes his first on screen appearance since Crippled Summer, which
(38:10):
was the Fantastic episode, and this is his first television appearance.
He was a matter of fact, in the Fractured butt
hole where he was sober. But if you've played the game,
you know what happens. By the end of that level.
The pot starts burning and Tally starts inhaling and getting
himself awful high. You're actually just a little high. In
(38:33):
the cafeteria, there is a missing visitor poster, but instead
of a visitor or alien on it, it is a
picture of Bradley Biggle, who himself is an alien better
known as Mint Barry Crunch and he has been missing
since season nineteen. Kenny does not speak in this episode.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
And ladies and gentlemen, that is your trivia, now, Joe,
why don't you read us up some pop culture tell
us about Ronan Pharaoh.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Journalist Ronan Pharaoh, who is the son of Mia Pharaoh,
and Woody Allen is reference multiple times by Apartment. For
those of you who don't know, Ronan Pharaoh is the
journalist who basically broke wide open the Harvey Weinstein case.
So that's why they could, Oh, he's gonna find you.
(39:29):
He's gonna find because he blew the cover off a
twenty or thirty. However long Harvey Weinstein have been doing
it by probably about thirty years by that point, he
broke the story open. Now, granted, everybody and their brother
knows that there's some fucking going on on cast A Couch,
But moving on. Underage vaping is referenced in this episode,
(39:52):
and much like smoking of cigarettes and weed, it is
demonized well, duh, yeah, at least for kids. You know,
once you turn eighteen or twenty one or whatever it
is in your state or country, do whatever the fuck
you want. Don't do it as a child. The vaping man,
as we pointed out earlier, is a reference to the
(40:14):
kool Aid man Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Two Princes by
the Spin Doctors plays whenever Stan or Randy or anyone
for that matter, wears the hemp pat Chris Barron up
to Spin Doctors the lead singer Where's One? Much like it?
In the music video for the song to Princess Princess
(40:36):
who Adore You? That's what I said now during the
montage No Easy Way Out by Robert Tepper plays. As
I said earlier, this was played in Rocky for specifically
during the scene where Rocky is driving through I'm guessing
like you know some ritzy part of Philadelphia in his
(40:57):
Ferrari remembering all the Good Times with Apollo. This is
right after Ivan Drago kills Apollo creates spoiler alert for
a thirty nine year old movie That Ended the Cold
That old that.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Ended the Cold War, but it ended the Cold War.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Cartman sings d five five dollars five dollars foot long
jingle from Subway while in the school bathroom. The jingle
was created in two thousand and eight to promote their
deal alongside Jared Fogel as Good and as we all know,
Jared Fogel, as aids, and he is also in jail.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Now, yeah, he's a PDF.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, he's probably getting his b pounded and rightfully so.
While waiting to talk to pre PC principle, Butters can
be seen reading a comic called General America Versus His
Space papal Menace with a picture of tea Troll on
the back. These are references to Captain America and the
(42:03):
Green Goblin. One of the displays on Telly's cannabis testing
machine shows four twenty, which of course references the slang
for smoking hot.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Do you think Jared got to keep all his money? Like,
when he gets out of prison, he's still gonna have
all of his money.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I know that it was probably like his assets for frozen.
He probably lost a lot of his money paying his lawyers, right,
but like, and you got to remember, like whatever money
he does have is probably be put is some of
it is being put on the books for him right now,
(42:41):
and then there's restitution to his victims and shit, so
like that much like if he does have any money,
it's definitely got to be spoken for.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah. All right, well, ladies and gentlemen, that's your pop culture.
Let me read you up. Some storyline continuity, as in
the Problem with the Pooh shootings of course or heard
of the South Park Elementary continue a theme from Dead
Kids of the unperturbed attitudes toward them. Randy references all
the previous episodes in season twenty two, including a Boy
and His Priest. The Cancel south Park hashtag has been
(43:12):
dropped altogether and the credits have gone back to their
original version. Two Princess by Spin Doctors has been featured
in the series before. It was briefly sung by Carbon Kenny,
Kyle and Butters in the Barbershop Quartet in episode five
of season twenty one's Hummels and Heroin. This is the
second time the marsh family moved out of their home
since You're Getting Old, as they did that when they
(43:33):
had a trial separation. In that episode, while waiting to
talk to PC principal, Carton can be seen reading a
copy of the South Park Superschool News, which was last
seen in season nineteen's Truth and Advertising and their references
past episodes. It features the following articles, leave our Chocolate
Milk Alone from Sponsored Content, Whole Food's Thanksgiving Black Friday
Cell from the Black Friday episode, and the history of
(43:54):
Thanksgiving food, of course, being a reference to a History
Channel Thanksgiving. On the back of the Super School News,
there's an image of Whole Foods Market, which was last
seen in season nineteen's PC Principal Final Justice.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Were aliens part of the first First Thanksgiving stance, Kyle Bruhlavsky.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Diversity Nose says, so the US weekly magazine that Blaze
is reading at her desk features Demi Lovado and Gigi
hatt It on the cover. Both of them were last
seen in season nineteen Safe Space, and Finally, Randy had
previously tried to move the family out of South Park
in the episode Truth and Advertising. That's your storyline, continentity,
your pop culture, your trivia, your full recap, Joe, what
(44:40):
did you think of this episode? Do you like it?
Dislike it?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I honestly like it, even with it, you know, like
a lot of people don't like the Tegrity Farms arc,
or they think that there was a little bit of jumping.
Oh yeah, I totally see. It's still saying the five
dollars foot long song when I and like it disappoints
(45:06):
me when I go in there and a foot long
is twice the price, I know, but it then so
and as a standalone episode, it's fucking hilarious, Like how
many times were we just laughing at just like little
one liners and quips and jokes right throughout it the
(45:31):
episode again as a standalone plot and really like it
really stands well on its own and it's definitely one
of the one of the better, stronger episodes in the series.
Now I'm thinking it's gonna catch a little bit of
(45:53):
flak because it started the have a good one, don't
be are you?
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah, we have a good night.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
If you got to go to take that money.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Yeah, tomorrow's if you got to get to school. We
appreciate you stopping by and we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
We believe in the education of the youth of America, right,
But I digress it. It probably isn't as beloved now
because so many people hate the Brandy Marsh Integrity Farms
thing and they think it, you know, got played out,
(46:32):
and people were saying that well before last week, people
were saying that, like almost immediately. But I don't hate
that arc as much, so that probably doesn't I don't
have that skewing my opinion of this episode. Whereas a
lot of people would be like, oh, this is where
(46:53):
that shit started. Fucked this episode. This episode is twenty wow.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, there's a lot of highlights in stuffs. I liked
the Tegrity Farm stuff. I always found it funny when
Randy ripped on the vaping stuff. Of course me vaping,
so I always thought that was a nice jab at vapors.
And in general, I thought it was funny that they
started going after vape companies because I feel like twenty
eighteen was starting to become the height of vaping itself,
(47:19):
you know. I thought it was also good the Vape Man.
I thought that was funny, the parody of the Kool
Aid Man. I liked that there was some more involvement
in this episode with Cartman and Kyle and Butters, and
yeah as a whole, like just a standalone episode, this
is a funny episode as far as when it comes
to Randy moving them out to the farm. Just so
(47:40):
so we now Integrity Farms. So over the long standing
arc itself, there are some highs and lows of Tegrity Farms,
but I think that they started it out pretty well
with this episode.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
And this continues a theve and I don't know how
much people have noticed it. If there's a building or
a business or something that Randy Marsh has it out against,
be it the Walmart, be it Big Vape, Colorado Flight,
those businesses not only wind up shutting down, but they
(48:16):
wind up being burned to the ground.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
It's a good point. It's a good point.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Don't fuck with Randy.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Don't fuck with Randy, because Randy'll show you there's no
easy way out. Ladies and gentlemen, that's gonna do it.
Another quick one here on another edition of smb A
South Park Review coming up next week. It's The Scoots,
the fifth episode of season twenty two and the two
hundred and ninety second overall episode of South Park. So
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next week is SMB number two hundred and ninety five.
The kids plan to use the latest revolution and mobility
to get more king on Halloween than they've ever gotten before.
This is a Halloween episode as it actually came out
October the thirty first of twenty eighteen. So come out.
I'm back next week for another edition. I'll smb A
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South Park Trivia Champion, effectually known on this podcast as
a trivia god. Joe ver Nola. Joe, what's up, buddy?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So not much? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know, it's some hanging in there. It's a Tuesday night.
We're making our way through the South Park episodes and.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
On a Tuesday, on a.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Tuesday, that's right, we're here. We're ready to rock. So yeah,
I'm doing pretty good for the most part.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Of Joe Word word, What up? Lab Rat?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Labrat?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Thanks for jumping in. I'm sure you just came off
the NXT watch along with our boy Brandon LG Woop whoop, howdy,
howdy howdy, thanks for showing up here. We're getting ready
to start some Tegrity Farms. This is the season twenty two,
episode four, Tegrity Farms. This is SMB number two hundred
and ninety four, and this is the first episode of
(01:41):
the Tegrity Farms arc. This is where it all starts
in season twenty two, which we were talking before we
went on the air, Joe. Coincidentally, last week was the
finale of the Tegrity Farms arc in season twenty seven,
So how coincidental that we are just starting it as
South Park just ends it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Like, I don't know what I'm more upset about from
that episode, the fact that they sold the farm or
the fact that Tally got turned into a chizz rag.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh, I know that was so sad. That was That's true.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, well, I mean it's not the first time he's
been a jizz rag, I guess, but like when he
was addicted to canned air and all that, he was
prob I think they said something about him being used
at gyms or something or like as a chizz rag,
So I guess he's used to it, but like the
first time in a while, anyway, it's still sad.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's very sad. It is.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I wonder how washcloth is washcloth?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh that's low, Well you.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Brought wash cloth. Oh that's fucking low.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Adelai says, it's tally gone forever. I think it's an
undercover thing later for later in the seasons.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That could ball, it could be. I just he's been
turned into a jizz rag and that's just a sad thing.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's just very sad.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, it's usually when you do it with a sock,
that means it's the end of that sock's life if
you're obviously not putting it back on your foot, unless
you've got some weird kink, in which case I'm not
shaming you. I am totally shaming you.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well on this episode, Tegrity Farms. It is the fourth
episode of season twenty two and the two hundred and
ninety first overall episode of South Park, first airing on
October the seventeen, twenty eighteen. Of course, this is SMB
number two hundred and ninety four. Synopsis for this episode
is Randy moves his family to the country and takes
up farming so at south Park Elementary mister Mackie speaking
(03:51):
to Randy and sharing about Shelley's behavior. He tells them
that she's been vaping and has distracted the recess monitor
from it by sending a picture of her buttthole, which
is really a picture of a dog's butthole. At the
same time, when they leave, Randy Beretser in the car
before telling Sharon that he's had enough for south Park
with all the recent events. He tells her his dreamed
(04:12):
to live on a farm and he wants to do
it now. And then a montage has played with a
on with the song on a Colorado farm plane as
the family puts their house up for sale and move
Tegrity Farms where he grows weed like other farmers.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
So we could say he went from being a little
bit rock and roll to a little bit country.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He did go from from the episode for the War
Against the War Who Cares one hundred episode.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Two hundred is the Muhammad arc right.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
One hundred episodes, So yeah, you're right, he went from
being a little bit rock to a country now, right.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
At least where he's living, not necessarily politically.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's correct, all right, So let's jump into some clips
here her Here is south Park Elementary.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Still, thanks for coming in today to discuss your daughter's behavior.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Exactly what kind of trouble is Shelley in, mister Mackie.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Well, unfortunately we found out our playground monitor has been
accepting favors to look the other way at recess and
your daughter sent him an inappropriate picture of her buttho.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Her butthole.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Shelley, why would the monitor want a picture of my
daughter's butthole.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
We've been having a lot.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Of issues at the school with kids vaping lately, and
may they bribed the recess monitor. However they can Jesus Christ,
how much worse can things get around here?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Okay, well there is good news, Luka.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We had the picture in Lesson. It turns out it
was actually just.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
A picture of a dog's butto Louka's your daughter claims.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Right there, right here.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And if I didn't already say so, lab rat Adelaie
read thanks for jumping in. We appreciate you guys watching
live all right. So, now, as I mentioned, now here
in the car.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
He dogs butthole. That's what we're doing now, Huh. There's
not enough bad things in the world. We get called
into school. Here's a dog's butthole for you. That's what
it's all come to.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Shelley.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I'm over at Sharon. I'm seriously over it. Don't you
want to just start over go back to simpler times?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I've had it?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
School shootings, pieces of shit taken ambient and tweeting kids
and somehow I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Not laughing anymore. Let's do it, Sharon, what I've always
talked about.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Let's get out of here, go buy a farm and
live off the land.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Are you mean serious?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Never been more serious? Hey, the light's green. Shut up nothing.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Let's move out to the country, go back to simple
living with things mattered like hard work, integrity. How will
we make a living by growing things and selling what
we make with our hands?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
We could do this, shared, we can do this shit time,
it's time. Well. First off, shout out to Ree, says
you guys are the first podcast I'm listening to in
my new college dorm room. Congratulations, Ree, that's awesome. Yeah,
that's awesome. You're going to college.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yes, yeah, it totally is. So when's the first, you know,
like dorm party?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Do?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Like we need to distract the ra like what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Let us know?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Rie? Uh? You know, blast us, blast us up and
down the hallways. Let them know. SMB is here for
the peoples that too.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I just want to party with college people.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Whoa, whoa might be getting a little too old, Joe,
We might be. We might have hit our peak when
coast to partying with college kids. All right, this is.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Gonna only is it only as young and old as
you feel?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
This isn't What is that movie I'm trying and it's
oh god, I'm uh. We're with Will Ferrell Vince Vaughn.
They start their own school, old school. I'm like, what
is this? Old school? Now you're gonna go hang out
with a bunch of college kids. But yeah, congratate. That's awesome.
All right. So here's I'm living on the farm on
a Colorado farm.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think I would be a very good teacher for
the youth of America to live with me in a
frat house.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Oh it's good to me.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
There's just no trust, no, So loaded up the kids
to my one bodyarm.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
To Colorado farms.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Now it's urn.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
The cops are cloud no surprise, said he boats a
baton of don't give it because living on a Colorado farm.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
They're not very happy the grass hut hut goes the
baylor Likena, last food.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
In the kitchen. Anda's fun in the fall.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's living on a Colorado farm. That's live living on
a Colorado farm.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Gout like the little pie he's got, like the little
piece of straw in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Right, exactly, just like a pro typical farmer. So back
at the school now, Stan is complaining, telling the other
boys how he now has to spend an hour just
to get to school because Shelley was vaping. Kyle questions
why she was vaping, leading Carton to tell him tell
him Ike is vaping too. The boys go to tell
Ike off and find all the kindergarteners are doing it
as they need Quote need a break. Then they go
(10:02):
find the person selling the vapes, who turns out to
be Butters. Butters tries to sell them some, so Cartman
punches him. For Kyle and Ontegrity Farms. Randy has made
friends with the locals and awaits the agricultural Inspector's visit.
Inspector Tally turns up to test the product. He starts
getting high for the product and says it's good ship,
(10:23):
and Randy celebrates. I like that. They make tally the
Oh yeah right, all right, So here's stand now, showing
up to school like an hour.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
To get to school now sucks all because Shelley bribed
the playground monitor the letter vape during recess.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Why would your sister want to get addicted to those things?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Well, your little brother does it too, Cam, What are
you talking about? You didn't know the kindergarteners are like
the biggest vapors at this.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Schott, Hi, did you.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
Have faping pen? Nope? Let me yeah, Hey, give me
about my vaporize? What is this cherry flavored nicotine? Are
you joking?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Come on, all the kinder doing it?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I like lenen flavor. I want ross Bowie. Why do
you want nicotine? Do you know how hard this being
a can gardener? Cleaning your break?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Sometimes you need to break, Joe.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
The things are bad? Do you understand bad kindergarteners? Relax?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Bitch, relaxed, bitch. Al Right, here's Randy now waiting for
the inspector. Actually know, hep milk is pretty balm. I
(11:52):
don't know if you tried it. Yeah, hemp milk is
actually really really good.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Morning, Joe. How's the phoner doing? God?
Speaker 9 (12:01):
Neighbor just planted some purple skonky cush harvest stood the
super hindu.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Heyes last week. Well that's fine, Joe, just fine, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Joe, some green wheelie stranger, myself and the catatonic taggrity
bud is taken.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Well, we'll see you around, neighbor. Hold up, Joe.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Kindergarten like oat milk. Yeah, oat milk's not that bad either, Ada.
I don't mind oat milk as well. My sister really
likes oat milk. She's a big proponent of that. All right,
now they're gonna go confront or are they gonna try
and confront? Find out who's selling the vape? And as
I mention, it's Butters.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Anders said, it's some big kid in a trench coat. Hey, look,
that's gotta be him. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 8 (12:47):
I'm gonna tell him if he sells a fake pin
to my brother again, I'm gonna kick his hast. Hey
you no, Heydaally, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Butters? Are you selling vakes? What you're looking for?
Speaker 8 (13:01):
I've got sclub? Maybe Vanila tropical passion? What tropical passion?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
It's like Nagali is an epidemic at our school. Yeah,
and five bucks of pop wasn't gonna be rich letters
This is for cab.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I just love how he took the opportunity to nail
Butters and then take it look like he was doing
the right thing for his friend.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yup. And so now Tally comes in Cartman and then
they go back to Carton Cartman sitting in the toilet
school and Butters burst in angry. It's revealed that the
two are actually working together, and he hit Butters because
he blew their cover and people cannot find out because
they are already falling behind. He lets Butters out as
Kyle watches in the background. Before Kyle can say anything,
he notes that vaping is better than smoking, leaving Kyle dumbfounded.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
So here's Tally now about.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
To show Randy. I think we need to have a talk.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
No time to talk.
Speaker 10 (14:01):
The agricultural inspectors about to drop by. Once we get
certified for have Patience wife, soon our fortunes.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Will change, all right. Here comes Tally.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh that must be him.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Now, yes, I'm with the State Testing Board. Is this
Integrity Farms.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Names right there on the sign? Come on back, So.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
With this festing device.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
I can check not only the THAC levels in your product,
but also detect any impurities and give you a final
score based on overall chemical makeup.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yep, that's good ship. Now let me test the levels
in your organic house blend. Yep, that's good ship.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Now what about the integrity jungle bud, let's.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Test it out.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yep, that's good ship.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
Whoa yeah, whoa yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
I don't know what tegrity.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Is, but that is some good ship, some good ship.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I don't know what tegrity is.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
All right, So here's cartman. As I mentioned sitting in
the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Why do you punch me?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Eric?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
I had to. I thought we were partners.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Butters, next time, when Kyle walks up to you and says,
are you selling bape stuff?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
You say no, I am not cal You punched me
in the face. Butters, we have to be extra cautious
right now or else what? Hang on? Hang on, h
hang on, hang on. Okay, we have to.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
Be extra caustious fighters. The whole operation is in a
period of transition.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
What's that.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
The hack?
Speaker 8 (15:57):
We haven't sold enough product to pay off our overhead
the people I bought from or on my ass everything
costs money. Butters depends the juice, even the jacket.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
I got you.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
We can't start getting slopping now, do you understand? Well,
I don't know how you Everything will make sense, Butters,
I told you just stick with the plant.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Did you know that vaping is way healthier than smoking cigarettes?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
He knew he was there just before he could even
say anything.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Uh huh huh. Do school bathrooms that Scout Park not
have locks? Because how was Butters able to kick that
door open?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
That's true, I don't some bathroom stalls are pretty easy
to kick in, especially like how many times has that
stall door been kicked in over the years? Like, like
at the end of the day, it's like this little
(16:57):
like two inch by like not even a quarter inch
piece of plastic keeping the stall door from opening.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, it's true. With one good kick, you could get
it open.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah. Yeah, we've all seen cops caps so still live
on location with blood for a spit suspects to proven
guilty in the court of blood.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
So Randy now gives out supper on the farm. When
a man comes to buy the product, Randy is interested
until he discovers that the product is needed for vaping.
Which Randy regards as pussy sticks. The man leaves angrily,
saying he will be back. And at the school, Kyle
tries to meet with the principle about vaping, but Cartman
and Butters are already there. Cartman tries to persuade him
not to tell the principal, explain they want to get
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out of the business and will do once they pay
off their debts. Kyle makes him promise not to push
it onto kindergarteners anymore. And while that's going on too,
Randy still on the farm. He's notice as a nearby
farmer selling his crops the baby market. He bebrates the farmer,
saying he has no integrity for angrily walking off, where
he finds Tally in the corner having gotten really, really high.
(18:12):
All right, so here's Randy Dow'm dinner for everybody.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Some hempsey tabouli. And guess where the napkins are made from?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Oh, wonder who that could be?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Wonder who that comeby?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Audi? What can I do you for? Is this tag
Gritty Farms? Yeah, name's right there on the side.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Our company is interested in your product.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
We'd like to do some business with you. Really, Hey,
that'd be great. What kind of company?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Is fucking we're one of the top feet and everything
your product.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
To our line.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
Oh no, sorry, I don't want my integrity bud putting
those pussy sticks. Pussy sticks, Yeah you know, peenis pen
mussey lady joints, not on my phomb.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
No, sireen, you've got a problem with vaping. It's cleaner
and healthier than traditional smoking. That's nice.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Now, how's about you take that pussy stick and get
off my phone before I shove it up your ass
and you're blowing missed.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Out your butt hole?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
All right?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
You could be a.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Part of promise, or you can get run over by it. Yeah. Whatever,
all you're doing is blowing smoke.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Sorry, fruity steam pussy, what happened to your accent?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Go vape some more, you fucking puss.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
As I hit my vape pen.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I'm glad you pointed it out right.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
As I hit my vape pen. All right, So jumping
ahead here, here's now back at the school.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I need to speak with the principal.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Okay, what is it regarding me?
Speaker 10 (19:52):
Just talk to him right through there, your second in
line and everyone dance.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Oh hey, Cami cat, what are you up to you
know what I'm up to. Okay, cool, but come check
this out.
Speaker 11 (20:04):
This is really cool.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Don't touch me, just comes you, just touch It's really cute.
You know, Kyle.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
People all need a way to relax, and there's no
proof that vaping is that bad for you.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
You're selling it to kindergarteners. Kindergarters need a break to cow.
You know they took away there in that ten.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
You're such penisess mooke cigarettes, which whether they drank, that's
not good cod co got okay, okay, just.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Please listen, all right. The truth is we want out butters,
and I thought we could just make some easy money.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
But you gotta pay off the sixth graders and you
gotta pay off the recess monitor to look the other way.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
We're in deep, Kyle.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
Just let us sell enough to get out of debt
and we will stop.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I swear it. You're so full of shit.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
Come on, Cow, we all make mistakes. Did you already
forget last week?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
You know.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Ronan Pharaoh was here asking about you. Ronan Pharaoh. No
he wasn't, Yes, Kyle, he was right over there.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
Just please give us two days to turn back the
money we need to get out from under this and
we will stop.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Not my word, fine, but.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
No more pushing it on little kids. You got that, Okay,
I'll focus my marketing another direction.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Thank you. Cam.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Back on the farm now, Randy's still pissed off about
the babe guy.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
What you do all right, Randy?
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Were what's sold the farm?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Just like that?
Speaker 9 (21:32):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
You're gonna let those people with pussy sticks take over everything?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, they paid us.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Great.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
My wife and I are.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Gonna move to MAUI.
Speaker 10 (21:40):
Oh well, I hope you didn't pack your tiggarty because
clearly your tiggarty ain't going.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
That's funny. Clearly your tiggerty ain't going. All right, So
back now at school, in the school cafeteria, Cartman and
Butters try to advertise vapes the boys they're acting. Then
they get a mascot known as the vaping Man, which
is a pairdy of kool aid. Man. Kyle stops and
asked to speak in private away from the others. Heels
a Cartman saying this is still pushing it onto kids.
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He then't ask how much debt needs to be paid
Back on the farm, Randy and Stan are churney milk together.
Stan expresses his hatred of the farm and of Randy,
which Randy believes means the two are bonding. He then
gives Stan a hemp hat which plays two princes, two print,
which plays two princesses, two princes when worn. God damn it.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
If you.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Go ahead now princess princess. Who wait, I can't sing
any more of that otherwise we'll get It's fine, marry him,
will marry me?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
So here's tally looking at him. He's in the corner.
He's all high.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
More suspenders, suspenders, cart me own man?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Am I feeling tired all this hard work at ski?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
I wish I had a little pick me up, something
fresh and fruity to go with my lunch.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Just stop, it's so obvious what you guys are doing.
It sounds so great right now. Can anyone help with
some fun fruity flavors?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Yeah, Hey, guys, it's the vaping man.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
What are you doing here? Vaping man?
Speaker 10 (23:36):
I'm here to offer my fun fruity flavors in a
refreshing mist.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Vaping. Hey, that's bad for you. Vaping's only for core kids.
Can I talk to you for a second, you over here?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Case? What can I say?
Speaker 6 (23:54):
I'm pushing it on, little kid. How is this pushing
a new kid? Fun fruity vaping man? It's marketing. Now
we have to make the money to pay off our dealer.
How else are we supouted to do it? All right?
How much deal the dealer?
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Right?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
How much?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Huh m? All right? Here's now standing Randy.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Great stand living off the land?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
No, it sucks. I hate this. I want to go
back home.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Well you see that we're talking now. When was the
last time we really talked like this?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
I hate you so much.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I think we're having a breakthrough moment.
Speaker 10 (24:29):
I want to give you something, son, something I made
that I want you to have.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
It's a hemp hat. No, come on, let's just see
how it fits.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Please, No, here, just just look.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
Just try it until sneeze. Sneeze for you, That's what
I say.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Now, there you go, and thanks for shopping at Big Vape.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We got a vape dealer here. That's him, that's my guy,
that's this guy. So uh yeah, over dinner, I'm sorry.
Outside a Big Vape cal raddle, Kyle tries to make
a deal with the person cartman and butters owed money
too by giving him his birthday money. Making the dealer
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feel ashamed. Cartman and Butters drag a dead hooker up
next to the dealer during the exchange, then frames the
dealer and the three boys run off. Over dinner on
the farm, Randy asks how everyone's day has been, sharing
casually mentioned Stan was caught with a vape pen. Randy
then sends Stan to his room and bereached Sharon for underreacting.
He then tells off Stan, who says he took it
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from a kindergartener. Randy, angry, goes off to fight the
vape company. Hey, what's up connecting people through wrestling? Thanks
for joining us. Hopefully you had a great trip to
Dry Diggins or you're still there, and if you are
still there, hopefully you're having a great time. Buddy, h
we are in the midst to hear of reviewing this
episode of a South Park. Uh so, yeah, let's go
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ahead and we'll show what happens here with the big
vap guy.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
There you are? You got my money care?
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Look, my friend is very stupid and should have never
gone into business with you.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Who are you?
Speaker 8 (26:18):
I'm just seeing if I can help settle things. You
probably don't realize it, but vaping is a really big
problem at our school.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Look, I'm just feeling a job that somebody else would fill.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Carbon and butters. Now in the background, this.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Is the money I've saved up for my past three birthdays.
Can we call this even and end it?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Come on, man, I don't want to take your birthday money.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Whoa hey, dude, why is there a dead hooker next
to you? What dead hooker?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
What are you doing with it? I'm gone to cos
you just put that dead hooker there?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Kevin? What are you doing? There're the dead hooker at
the dead store?
Speaker 9 (26:47):
Shit?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Can the beg send the cash? Get the cash out?
You don't just get the old ship run and bar up?
What I get out of it?
Speaker 9 (26:56):
After him?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Pussa heading to Boca ratone Championship Wrestling this weekend, fresh
off dry digg. It's nice, nice, buddy, looks like you're
gonna have yourself a good weekend, good couple of weeks.
Give her. Are you aware of book a retone Championship Wrestling, Joe,
I've heard of that. They said, a book. Yeah, it's
(27:21):
pretty good. I went there checked it out. Good wrestling,
all right. So, as I was mentioning over dinners.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Load in our little cannabis farm and maybe we always
keep our integrity.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
So how was everyone's day?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Well, not great? Uh Stan got caught with a vaping
pen with a what you know those little pen and
cartridge things with the miss Dan had.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
A vape pin. You want a fucking baby, get up
to your.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Room right now.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Wait underreact, Sharon, where did you get this?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
It's not I took it from a kindergartener.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah right, my own son using a pussy stick. Don't
you know what these things are doing to our way
of life? I've had enough.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 10 (28:11):
You think I'm just gonna stand around while they destroy
my family.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
We've worked this farm in this land for over four days.
I'm not about to let some vape queens take it
all away from us.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
You're muted, brother.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Sorry. Kyle goes to the Mackie Residents to tell mister
mackiew about the vapors, only to find Cartman and Butters there.
Cartman takes him to the side to tell him that
the sixth graders are angry that they took out the dealer.
He informs Kyle about his plan to rob the vape
shop as they still owe people money, including the vape man,
who bursts in demanding his money. Randy gets ready to
fight the vake company, drinking hemp milk and wearing the
(29:03):
hemp hat before running out to fight. He turns up
the big vapor on his tractor and fights the vapors inside.
At the back of the shop, Kyle, Cartman and Butters
are siphoning the eat liquid. They are spotted by the
man who tried to buy Randy's crops earlier. Randy then
comes up from behind him and Kyle confesses to him
to everything. The man then starts fighting Randy and almost
wins until Talley shows up right behind Randy to fight him.
(29:25):
After the fight, Randy opens up all the valves for
the e liquids and sets it a light before running
out the building. Then blows up with Butter's questioning if
they are out of the vaping business now. Stan, Randy,
and Tally are on a tractor farming whilst with stands
still annoyed. Randy tells him that the fight is just beginning,
and the episode ends with the advertisement for Tag Gritty Wait,
tig Gritty. Yeah, all right, so let's watch some of
(29:46):
these last clips here. Last five six minutes of this episode.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
Ooh, hello cole, mister Mackie, I need to talk to
you about some things going on at school.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Good okay?
Speaker 11 (29:58):
Oh, hi, cal Yeah, we.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Would just talking to the counselor about some college opportunities.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
What are you doing here? You know what I'm doing here?
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Okay, Well we really should talk for his cow. No,
mister Mackieth getting going on to hear this what We'll be.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Right back, mister MACKI.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Let go of me.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Hyo, listen, it's bad? What's bad?
Speaker 8 (30:22):
The guy we tried to frame it the vape shop,
He was the one who the sixth graders got their
ship from.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
The sixth graders are pissed at us, Kyle.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
We'd have to break into the vape shop and steal
enough stuff to make the sixth graders happy. You guys
decided to beat up the dealer. Yeah, but the sixth
graders know you were there. How good here and told
him we are all in this together, and then we
can put this all behind us.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Please God. We still gotta pay people off.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh yeah, hey, bitches, where's my mother fucking money?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
That this song is such a vager but we can't
play it. It really is there's no easy way out.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I was just about to say, like, after this episode,
I'm gonna go drive my Ferrari down the highway while
remembering my dead friend.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
So yes, as you can see here Randy putting his
shirt on, getting ready empty, and then then he puts
on the hat, then before and then he walks.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
This switch is just so good.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I'm gonna go fight for my children's future.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
He's wearing a cave towey is a cap, that's true,
You're right, it is tally so big vape. Now Randy
shows up on a tractor.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
All right, you bunch of vape smoking pussies, you try
and take my way alive.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Time to show you some integrity. Integrity? What's integrity?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
That he starts fighting all of the people vaping here,
like literally beating the crap out of them as we
meet the music here and for those listening on the podcast,
a bunch of all these guys in the face with
his there's.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
This guy, babe seek, I'm a pussy.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
All right, So we go upstairs now where the boys
are siphoning off vape juice.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
Just shut up.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
What are you kids doing?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Ah shit?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
You little hoodlums breaking through the window. I had break
your little legs, I don't think so. Just what the
same hell you boys do on air?
Speaker 6 (33:00):
All right, listen, I should have talked to an adult
from the beginning. Kyle, what are you doing? There are
these three big vavings in the Kitar school. You guys
are one of them. No no, no, no, no no no.
That someone buyings stuff from here for them and then
they sold it to kids.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Taykle, I'm calling Ronan Pharaoh sixth graders. These guys and
Becky Thompson are all at each other.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
For control of the playground. Hello, Ronan derk Cartman. Yeah, hey,
I was going to tell her. These guys said they'd stopped, so,
you know, Kyle, Yeah, well you're right about him.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
It's good you came clean, son. It shows that you've got.
Speaker 9 (33:30):
Oh didn't your mommy teach you it doesn't pay to
mess with progress.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, she taught me something else too.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
If you're gonna fight for your integrity, don't forget to
bring it down.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Tell save this bitch.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
As I mentioned, he's gonna over load all the big
vape canisters.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Moving boys.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Come on, go go go, And then he rolls up
a jay smokes it throws it as they run out.
(34:32):
After the explosion happens.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
The multi colored explosion. It's like a rainbow of fire.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Business do yep? All right? And now the episode ends
here with like as I mentioned, Stan, Tally and Randy
doing some farming, and then we get an advertisement here
for Tigrity forms it zim it's zimy. It was something
(35:01):
called tig.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Well, she looks like we made it to another sunrise.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Oh god, this is just gonna get worse, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Just starting farmers like us or under a deck?
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Yep, you got your man of work to do. We
can't let him. Tike with Mike Shaust special.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Tigerty weed from Taggarty Farms made with a little Colorado
Taggerty coming soon to a.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Dispensary near you. And that is how the episode wraps up.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
And they weren't wrong either, because there were a bunch
of dispensaries that had tegrity.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
That is true. After this episode, all of a sudden,
a bunch of tegrity strains started popping up at dispensers,
especially in Colorado. Yeah, especially in all right, all right, well,
ladies and gentlemen listening on the podcast side, We'll be
right back with some trivia, some pop culture, some storyline
continuity in more. We'll be right back.
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(37:05):
and Scubinomics. Is the twenty twenty two Red Rocks Day
one South Park Trivia Champion, an affectionately known on this
podcast as a trivia.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
God.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Joe Vernola. Joe take us away with some trivia.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
The original title of this episode was pussy Sticks. However,
a couple of days prior to air, the title was
changed to Tegrity Farms. There are several fourth wall breaks
in this episode. The first is Randy's saying he's sick
of everything lately and not laughing anymore while looking at
the audience. There is another fourth wall break at the
(37:48):
end of the episode with stan, Oh, this isn't over,
is it? And then Randy brings it right back into
the core of the episode. But that is definitely a
fourth wall break, at least in my opinion. Tala Lee
makes his first on screen appearance since Crippled Summer, which
(38:10):
was the Fantastic episode, and this is his first television appearance.
He was a matter of fact, in the Fractured butt
hole where he was sober. But if you've played the game,
you know what happens. By the end of that level.
The pot starts burning and Tally starts inhaling and getting
himself awful high. You're actually just a little high. In
(38:33):
the cafeteria, there is a missing visitor poster, but instead
of a visitor or alien on it, it is a
picture of Bradley Biggle, who himself is an alien better
known as Mint Barry Crunch and he has been missing
since season nineteen. Kenny does not speak in this episode.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
And ladies and gentlemen, that is your trivia, now, Joe,
why don't you read us up some pop culture tell
us about Ronan Pharaoh.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Journalist Ronan Pharaoh, who is the son of Mia Pharaoh,
and Woody Allen is reference multiple times by Apartment. For
those of you who don't know, Ronan Pharaoh is the
journalist who basically broke wide open the Harvey Weinstein case.
So that's why they could, Oh, he's gonna find you.
(39:29):
He's gonna find because he blew the cover off a
twenty or thirty. However long Harvey Weinstein have been doing
it by probably about thirty years by that point, he
broke the story open. Now, granted, everybody and their brother
knows that there's some fucking going on on cast A Couch,
But moving on. Underage vaping is referenced in this episode,
(39:52):
and much like smoking of cigarettes and weed, it is
demonized well, duh, yeah, at least for kids. You know,
once you turn eighteen or twenty one or whatever it
is in your state or country, do whatever the fuck
you want. Don't do it as a child. The vaping man,
as we pointed out earlier, is a reference to the
(40:14):
kool Aid man Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Two Princes by
the Spin Doctors plays whenever Stan or Randy or anyone
for that matter, wears the hemp pat Chris Barron up
to Spin Doctors the lead singer Where's One? Much like it?
In the music video for the song to Princess Princess
(40:36):
who Adore You? That's what I said now during the
montage No Easy Way Out by Robert Tepper plays. As
I said earlier, this was played in Rocky for specifically
during the scene where Rocky is driving through I'm guessing
like you know some ritzy part of Philadelphia in his
(40:57):
Ferrari remembering all the Good Times with Apollo. This is
right after Ivan Drago kills Apollo creates spoiler alert for
a thirty nine year old movie That Ended the Cold
That old that.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Ended the Cold War, but it ended the Cold War.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Cartman sings d five five dollars five dollars foot long
jingle from Subway while in the school bathroom. The jingle
was created in two thousand and eight to promote their
deal alongside Jared Fogel as Good and as we all know,
Jared Fogel, as aids, and he is also in jail.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Now, yeah, he's a PDF.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, he's probably getting his b pounded and rightfully so.
While waiting to talk to pre PC principle, Butters can
be seen reading a comic called General America Versus His
Space papal Menace with a picture of tea Troll on
the back. These are references to Captain America and the
(42:03):
Green Goblin. One of the displays on Telly's cannabis testing
machine shows four twenty, which of course references the slang
for smoking hot.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Do you think Jared got to keep all his money? Like,
when he gets out of prison, he's still gonna have
all of his money.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I know that it was probably like his assets for frozen.
He probably lost a lot of his money paying his lawyers, right,
but like, and you got to remember, like whatever money
he does have is probably be put is some of
it is being put on the books for him right now,
(42:41):
and then there's restitution to his victims and shit, so
like that much like if he does have any money,
it's definitely got to be spoken for.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah. All right, well, ladies and gentlemen, that's your pop culture.
Let me read you up. Some storyline continuity, as in
the Problem with the Pooh shootings of course or heard
of the South Park Elementary continue a theme from Dead
Kids of the unperturbed attitudes toward them. Randy references all
the previous episodes in season twenty two, including a Boy
and His Priest. The Cancel south Park hashtag has been
(43:12):
dropped altogether and the credits have gone back to their
original version. Two Princess by Spin Doctors has been featured
in the series before. It was briefly sung by Carbon Kenny,
Kyle and Butters in the Barbershop Quartet in episode five
of season twenty one's Hummels and Heroin. This is the
second time the marsh family moved out of their home
since You're Getting Old, as they did that when they
(43:33):
had a trial separation. In that episode, while waiting to
talk to PC principal, Carton can be seen reading a
copy of the South Park Superschool News, which was last
seen in season nineteen's Truth and Advertising and their references
past episodes. It features the following articles, leave our Chocolate
Milk Alone from Sponsored Content, Whole Food's Thanksgiving Black Friday
Cell from the Black Friday episode, and the history of
(43:54):
Thanksgiving food, of course, being a reference to a History
Channel Thanksgiving. On the back of the Super School News,
there's an image of Whole Foods Market, which was last
seen in season nineteen's PC Principal Final Justice.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Were aliens part of the first First Thanksgiving stance, Kyle Bruhlavsky.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Diversity Nose says, so the US weekly magazine that Blaze
is reading at her desk features Demi Lovado and Gigi
hatt It on the cover. Both of them were last
seen in season nineteen Safe Space, and Finally, Randy had
previously tried to move the family out of South Park
in the episode Truth and Advertising. That's your storyline, continentity,
your pop culture, your trivia, your full recap, Joe, what
(44:40):
did you think of this episode? Do you like it?
Dislike it?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I honestly like it, even with it, you know, like
a lot of people don't like the Tegrity Farms arc,
or they think that there was a little bit of jumping.
Oh yeah, I totally see. It's still saying the five
dollars foot long song when I and like it disappoints
(45:06):
me when I go in there and a foot long
is twice the price, I know, but it then so
and as a standalone episode, it's fucking hilarious, Like how
many times were we just laughing at just like little
one liners and quips and jokes right throughout it the
(45:31):
episode again as a standalone plot and really like it
really stands well on its own and it's definitely one
of the one of the better, stronger episodes in the series.
Now I'm thinking it's gonna catch a little bit of
(45:53):
flak because it started the have a good one, don't
be are you?
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah, we have a good night.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
If you got to go to take that money.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Yeah, tomorrow's if you got to get to school. We
appreciate you stopping by and we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
We believe in the education of the youth of America, right,
But I digress it. It probably isn't as beloved now
because so many people hate the Brandy Marsh Integrity Farms
thing and they think it, you know, got played out,
(46:32):
and people were saying that well before last week, people
were saying that, like almost immediately. But I don't hate
that arc as much, so that probably doesn't I don't
have that skewing my opinion of this episode. Whereas a
lot of people would be like, oh, this is where
(46:53):
that shit started. Fucked this episode. This episode is twenty wow.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, there's a lot of highlights in stuffs. I liked
the Tegrity Farm stuff. I always found it funny when
Randy ripped on the vaping stuff. Of course me vaping,
so I always thought that was a nice jab at vapors.
And in general, I thought it was funny that they
started going after vape companies because I feel like twenty
eighteen was starting to become the height of vaping itself,
(47:19):
you know. I thought it was also good the Vape Man.
I thought that was funny, the parody of the Kool
Aid Man. I liked that there was some more involvement
in this episode with Cartman and Kyle and Butters, and
yeah as a whole, like just a standalone episode, this
is a funny episode as far as when it comes
to Randy moving them out to the farm. Just so
(47:40):
so we now Integrity Farms. So over the long standing
arc itself, there are some highs and lows of Tegrity Farms,
but I think that they started it out pretty well
with this episode.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
And this continues a theve and I don't know how
much people have noticed it. If there's a building or
a business or something that Randy Marsh has it out against,
be it the Walmart, be it Big Vape, Colorado Flight,
those businesses not only wind up shutting down, but they
(48:16):
wind up being burned to the ground.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
It's a good point. It's a good point.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Don't fuck with Randy.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Don't fuck with Randy, because Randy'll show you there's no
easy way out. Ladies and gentlemen, that's gonna do it.
Another quick one here on another edition of smb A
South Park Review coming up next week. It's The Scoots,
the fifth episode of season twenty two and the two
hundred and ninety second overall episode of South Park. So
(48:44):
next week is SMB number two hundred and ninety five.
The kids plan to use the latest revolution and mobility
to get more king on Halloween than they've ever gotten before.
This is a Halloween episode as it actually came out
October the thirty first of twenty eighteen. So come out.
I'm back next week for another edition. I'll smb A
(49:06):
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