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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to another audition of s
m B, a South Park review. Reaching Every week we
break down south Park for you in linear fashion, one
(00:29):
by one, until every episode is done, or until we're
at least caught up, and we're back for more Season
twenty two. Tonight the fifth episode, two hundred and ninety
second overall episode of South Park, first airing on October
the thirty first, two thy eighteen. This is SMB number
(00:54):
two hundred and ninety five. We're getting there.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We're almost the three hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We are almost a three hundred. Scoop is having some
camera issues tonight, but he's still here with us and
with his voice, his sexy voice. What's going on, lab Rat?
Thanks for jumping in tonight. What's up, Joseph Morin? It's Canada, Joe,
what's popping? Of course Ree was here early, already in
(01:26):
the chat room. What's up? Ree? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Hope you guys are having a good Tuesday. Hopefully it's
a momentous for you today, a momentous occasions, lovely day
for you. It was a nice day here on the
northeast outside, nice brisk seventy five degrees, so it was
nice outside the day.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It was a nice hundred and seven for us today
with I think it was twenty two percent humidity. I
saw one point, jez, it was gross.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well out there. Yeah, well, let's talk about South Park today.
It's the kids plan to use the latest revolution and
mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they've ever
gotten before. So this episode starts with a narration from
an unknown person who speaks about the wonders of October.
(02:19):
People are shown getting decorations and pumpkins ready for Halloween.
Mister Mackie walks out of his house and trips over
an eat scooter. He asks his neighbor about the scooter,
who reveals that no one knows where they came from.
While that transitions over to main Street, the boys are
fascinated by this scooter, and Stan tries to tell tries
it out. Kyle realizes the boys can use these to
trick or treat even faster and tells the other boys
(02:41):
to download the app. Unfortunately, though Kenny doesn't have a phone,
but Kyle reassures them that they will finally work something out.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Go ahead, all right, No, No, I'm sorry, I get
in ahead. Of myself start talking about the episode before
do we even start.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh it's all good. You feel free to you know, John,
or say whatever, it's all good. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
How easy would it have been for the boys to
just fucking get the scoot for Canny. I mean they
even use Carton's mom credit card.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I think that the episode.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I think though, that you've got to You've got to
download the app and then and the app only lets
you run one screw at a time. Though from each
you from the app, that makes sense, you know what
I'm saying. That would be my no, it's fine, that
would be my guess.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That would definitely makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But yeah, let's jump into the episode here. On another
edition of smb A South Park Review, uh Labrat says
Tuesdays are for tacos, and Joseph Morn says, tacos are
for every day.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Morning, Lion, Taco's good for every day.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's going now, all right?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
October was always my favorite monthy. It was that misty
season when everyone embraced the weird and scary. Our little
town was no different. I was just a kid back then.
Me and all the other children were preparing for the
Greatest Night of the year, but this holiday man is
(04:23):
different and it would change us all forever.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Why who left their scooter here? You can't who the
damn scooters is? It isn't anybody there scooters? Anyone can
use them scooters.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
See, there's a bunch here and a bunch so as
you can see, bunch here, bunch there, all over town,
all over everywhere, some pressing the wrong buttons here. Got
a new layout here. Actually yeah, because if a camera
was working, this is the brand new layout I was
going to try tonight. That's fine. Well wait until you're
(05:03):
computer or camera works again. Uh, let's see you, Joseph says.
For those who don't know, this episode is essentially spoofing
Alfred Hitchcock's story The Birds. That's a good point, h
all right, so let's continue more down there. Everyone's tripping
or scooters to get around town, you know, leave more
(05:25):
they want for the next person. Where the hell do
they all come from? Nobody knows, So anyone can use them.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
You can just work with your cell phone. How Oh yeah,
it has one of those little scan things.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Let me see. Yeah, dude, it's downloading an app. Okay,
I want a credit card number? You want to use
your moms and my mom's. Let's do your mom's three
seven one five yeah, five two three is that an amex?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah, you want a visa?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Eight two nine to two four three eight seven seven
six six five oh seven expiration twelve twenty three security
comand to one.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I love how you.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Had the code ready. He knew it, even the CVC code,
the security code. You know what I mean? American spread, Yeah, exactly,
So they got the scooter. Now down the app loud download.
Here's here's stan dude, it worked.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
How did you? Dude? Pretty stupid but sweet? Oh my god, doue,
oh my god?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
What we should see? Things to kick a tree on Halloween?
Hey yeah, we could cover so much more. Crownd we
get like more candy than anybody.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Everybody get the app. This is going to be the
best Halloween ever.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Oh oh yeah, Kenny doesn't the phone because he's poor.
So well that's okay, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
We all need you, all right, all right, Poor Kenny,
Poor Ken or Kennye. So, mister Mackie goes to Lolly's
candy factory to buy candy for Halloween. On the way in,
he notices a number of e scooters right outside. He
asks Lalia about them, who just tells them that they
are more convenient, but mister Mackie says he prefers cars
(07:26):
and doesn't want the future to be scooting scut When
he leaves, he finds more scooters have appeared.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Unfortunately, the boys don't have any other ideas because as
Kenny arrives at Cartment's house later with his new pale
that being his new Halloween pale, Cartman brings him in
to have a talk, but the boys tell him that
without a phone, he'll just slow them down, and without
a phone, they'll just slow them down and they won't
(07:57):
be able to trick or treat, so they suggest to
do that. He goes in trick or treats with someone else,
and Kenny he leaves rejected. That's cod It is cold.
That is cold. It's very cold. All right, here's mister Mackie.
Here's mister Mackie. Now outside of Lolly's sees all the scooters.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Wouldn't the fuck is good?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
How can I help you?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Well, I'm just getting my Halloween candy. I want to
make sure to get enough. Last year I ran out
and the kids egged my house. And good.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't want to run out of candy on Halloween.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
I'll take three large bags each of sneakerspon size, payday butts.
I'm and Joyce next z and Reese's tenuenie size and going.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Sounds like you want to be prepared.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Can I ask you something?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
What's up with all these damn scooters?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I think you get an app on your phone and
you can use them all over town?
Speaker 8 (08:56):
No, but look where did they come from?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
You know?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
It's like one day everything was fun and the next
day were these fucking scooters everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You don't like scooters.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I don't think people should drive. I don't think people
should scoot. I just I just hope the future isn't scooting. Well,
they seem pretty convenient. What can be so wrong about that?
Happy Halloween?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Happy Halloween? All right? So here's Kenny now at Cartman's
house as he has his brand new pale.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Great cure.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You got your pail?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Come on, I mean everybody knows you bring a pillowcase.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay, it's a pillow case. Mmm. You did more of
the pillowcase thing for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, but my mom only let us take them if
we decorated our pillowcases. So he just decorated our pillowcase
and then we kept one to the side for years.
I had the same pillowcase for like four years.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Interesting the dastan. Okay, yeah, no I trick or treated.
I probably had a paiale like this. You know, my
parents always limited us on the amount of candy we
could get, you know, because they don't want us to overindulge.
And uh yeah, my mom would.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Just my mom would go in in half the bag.
She'd be like, all right, this is what I'm taking,
and this is what you get.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Joseph Moorn says, this is probably his favorite episode from
this season. Oh okay, all right, So Kenny walks in
and everyone's waiting. Look at Kylie's all sad, stand sad?
Go ahead, take a seat, can go ahead.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Okay, Kenny, here's the deal. You know that we have
this awesome plan to trick or treat on the scooters
this year. You don't have a phone, Kenny. We've been
talking and the truth is without a scooter, you're just
gonna slow us down.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
It's probably best.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
You trick or treats with someone else this year.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
That's just if Kenny to use a scooter.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
You have to have a phone, and I mean, if
we're waiting for you, we're gonna be as slow as
all the other kids. It's like, you know, woo, Look, Kenny,
I always told you that one day being poor was
gonna catch up with you.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Okay, bitch, you.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Didn't want to listen. You just kept on being poor.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Now it's Halloween and you don't have a cell phone. Okay, okay,
carbon that's not the point I need to hear this cap.
You know, people are just poor and they Finkure's not
gonna come back to bite.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Them in the air.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
That's enough, Guild.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
We're sorry, Kenny.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
It's just this awesome plan to get shitloads of candy
doesn't work with you.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Poor Kennie, Poor Chilly, poor.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Chimny shouldn't have been poor Kenny.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
A a fucking cartmen.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Levratt says the pails weren't big enough. He had to
use the pillow case as well. A lot of people
use pillowcases. Huh okay, all right, yeah, all right. So
mister mckinn now driving down the road listening to Wee
Cooper O Fife, he spots people scooting on both sides
of his car. Then one person scoots right in front
of him. People scoot right right into his car, damaging it,
(12:27):
and Mackie tries to drive on among the hordes of scooters.
Kenny now heads over to Clyde's house, where Clyde, Jimmy,
and Tolkien are and Butters and they're planning for Halloween.
Kenny comes along to see if he can trick or
treat with them, but Clyde reveals they plan to use
e scooters, so Kenny can't come. Hey, what's up, Adelaid?
(12:52):
Thanks for joining us to now, Adelaid says, we end
up using trash bags. Oh wow, Oh would that way
to do it? That would have been a way to
do it. You get especially if you get like the
king size trash.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Bags, Yeah, exactly, thirty two gallon bag, thirty two.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Gallon bag of candy. Now that would be a haul.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That don't get back until one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Right, all right, here's mister Mackie. Now there was a
week Cooper. Hey, will you hey, don't do good? Okay,
that's an actual song. I didn't know that. Me mute
this here because I don't want to get copyrighted. So
here's uh, mister Mackie singing a song. You can't see
the scooters to the left. Mister Mackie looks over, sees
(13:42):
the guy on the scooter, looks to the right, sees
another guy on a scooter, looks up front, and then
all of a sudden, oh, almost hits the guy on
the scooter.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
You would have got down red light.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Oh Jesus, crunch, all.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Right, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Look at my car?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Who's gonna pay? God damn it, get off the god
damn straight for those things. A sorry, fuck me. He's
(14:29):
right though, there really was. Like I mean, they're not
as bad as it's not as bad as it is now.
But like, man, when these scooters came out, these things
were everywhere. You know, it would be in your way.
Like I remember when I was in Tacoma, Washington, and
they would just be downtown and people would just be
skewting all over and you're just trying to drive your
car and you're about to hit these people. Really ridiculous.
(14:55):
Labor really yeah, my dad gave out full size Yeah,
labrat says, my grandfather would give out king size candy bars.
As a house always had a crowd. Oh well, I
bet I bet all right, jumping ahead. Here here's Kenny
now showing up at Clyde's house. Now this is pretty cool.
(15:15):
Clyde and all of them look at they got like
a town bill, like they're mapping this out on how
to get this candy. They're ready. They got like a diorama.
What's diorama? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Diama?
Speaker 9 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, dima?
Speaker 9 (15:31):
Is that a.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, like where you make something like a three D
outline or whatever it is. Okay, cover it, cover it.
Kenny shows up?
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Oh hey Kenny, hold on, hey, Kenny, do you want
to trick or treat with us? What about Stead and Kyla?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Those guys there you go, Libright, that's a better ANALYSI
it's the full on D and D setup. That's probably
a better example. The number of people you see coming
in because of scooter accents. Oh really a lot of
scooter accents, Alley.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, look, don't.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Tell anybody, but we're gonna trick or treat on a
scooters this year. We're seriously gonna rigg in the candy.
The problem is scooters work with a phone, and pretty
sure you don't, dude, it's trick or treats that something
we're willing to just mess around with Okay, good luck.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Good luck, good luck, and everybody nobody trying to fuck
around with trick or treating.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Adelai says every weekend, even like fifty year olds. Wow,
a lot of people are falling off those scooters. I
guess yeah, they're not fucking around scoot all right. So
now it's nighttime. At night, mister Mackie sneaks around town
stealing all his scooters. He puts in the back of
his car and throws them all off a cliff. The
(17:11):
next day, he wakes up to find scooters in his bedroom,
in his bathroom, and he goes outside to find more
scooters than ever in the neighborhood. Then at the school cafeteria,
Kenny asks the girls if e can trick or treat
with him. While the boys in Clydess Gang discuss Halloween,
Cartman lets it slip that they are using scooters, leading
to an argument between all the kids who are planning
to use scooters. Kenny leaves rejected once more, Poor Keennie.
(17:38):
So here's mister Mackie. Now he rented a truck face.
(18:04):
The thing is, though, he could make some serious fucking
bank if he took those scooters home and just charged
them up. Do you remember that, how like people would
then when it first came out. I mean that probably
is still now, but people would be fighting over trying
to pick up these scooters so that way they could
charge them and make a bunch of money off of it.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, I think, like, weren't the first few chargers that
were able to do it made like one hundred or
one hundred and something k just charging them bitches.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I know it's crazy. Labrett says, Halloween a serious business.
As a kid, kids don't play. That's true. That is
very true, all right, you know it. So here's where
he's gonna throw it off the cliff. Yeah, here we go,
here's the cliff. Drives up to the top of the cliff,
backs it up, gets out of the car, and just
(19:03):
that's a really high cliff in South Park, you know
what I mean. That's new, not something we've seen. But
now mister Mackie the next day wakes up, put his
glasses on and there's a scooter inside, Like they broke
(19:36):
into his house to put the scooters there. That would
be some crazy stuff. Scoop your muted. That would be
some crazy stuff. Oh man, no, you're good. So now
mister Mackie walks outside. Oh, they're all over, dude, super
Canadenia try it up? He sees that all the scooters
(19:56):
have come back. All right, So now we're at school,
as I mentioned, and Kenny's gonna try and ask the
girls if he can scoot with them.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Who do you want to trick or treat with us?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Why?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
So you guys think you're gonna get a lot of
candy trigger.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Treating this year.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
We're gonna get a buttload of candy s butters, don't
tell our secret.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh we have a little.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Secret too, but we're not gonna tell people because they're
gonna copy us.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
So let's just leave it at that.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yes, So what are you gonna be for Halloween?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
B I'm gonna be undernee scooter taking all your candy.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's what I'm gonna be do.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Sorry, hey, wait, that's what we're doing? What? Oh god,
you guys are us a gay scooters on Halloween?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Tell?
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Oh, you jerks down to the girls are all trick
or treating on scooters? Can you stole our idea? Okay,
hold on the.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Book, Poor Kenny, poor Caney, poor Canny or a little
buddy doesn't have us, doesn't have a credit card or
a cell phone, so he can't buy any scuties. Oh
(21:25):
all right, So Park County Community Center Hedis and yates
Damn find kop Is speaking to the town about scooters.
He tells them that the kids in town plus the
neighboring towns will be tricker traded on the scooters, warning
that each house will need six thousand dollars worth of candy.
Steven Stodge asks why they don't just get rid of them,
but mister Mackie tells them that they can't. He then
re rates the town for using scooters instead of cars.
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The town then runs out to get more candy, and
mister McKie heads to Lolly's shop, where people are running out.
He goes and to find that there's no candy left.
He tries to buy some at Food for Little but
with no luck, he cannot score some more candy. At
the school, all the kids barring Kenny, are in class,
dressed up and ready to trick or treat. Kenny visits
(22:09):
mister Mackie's office for counseling. Mackie questions why Kenny is
the only person who doesn't want to scoot and Kenny
tells him that he doesn't have a he can't scoop
out a phone. The two then realize by taking out
the phone tower they can stop the scooters and Stephen
and Linda Stots visit Tigory farms are try and escape
from the trick or treaters, but Randy tells him that
(22:30):
the trick or treaters still come to the farm. Stephen
asked for Kenny but has rejected, and in the car
he tells Linda his plan to trick or treat and
get Kenny for all of them. All right, now, Harrison's.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Day before Halloween, all of our parents were gathered together
to try and stop a nightmare from coming true.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
All right, everyone quiet, please damn community crisis on our hands,
and it's my job to keep you informed.
Speaker 11 (22:57):
As you know, there's been a rise in the use
of EA scooters in our town.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Officer Brown is head of crisis Control Officers.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
We have inside information that kids everywhere are going to
be using East scooters for tricks or treats. Now, with
these things, kids and teens can cover a lot of
ground in very little time. They can hit more houses
than ever before. Because of the scooters.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
We also expect that people from all the neighboring counties
will commute for tricks or treats in our town.
Speaker 12 (23:23):
Because of all of this, we believe each household needs
to be prepared with at least six thousand dollars worth
of candy.
Speaker 13 (23:30):
Yeah, that's ridiculously, you don't buy that much candy.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
Let's just get rid of those scooters.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
You can't get rid of them. I tried.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
You all just sat there while those things clued up
on our sidewalks. You all rode them around. You could
have used your cars, but you just had to scoot.
And now tricks or Treats is here. Well, I'll tell
you one thing.
Speaker 9 (24:00):
I'm not gonna let my house get egged this year
for not having enough candy.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
So what are we gonna do. We gotta get more candy,
So everybody who runs out to get more candy.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Get out of my work.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
But unfortunately all the candy is gone.
Speaker 12 (24:25):
All right, you can you give me some of those hattoes.
Those are already accounted for it by the folks who.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Are called it.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Then let me let me have a watch of MC call.
Speaker 12 (24:33):
It's those are from me.
Speaker 13 (24:34):
I gotta protect my own house.
Speaker 12 (24:35):
Look, you gotta give me some more fucking candy. There's
nothing left here. You gotta go somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
So it goes with so little, where's the candy?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
You candy?
Speaker 8 (24:55):
What else is the candy?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
In Aisle seven?
Speaker 9 (24:58):
Sipt cousin.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Completely empty? The people lay on the ground.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Labratte says, I lived near a beach and those scooters
were a menace. I bet labratt I bet, I bet,
I bet that she was obnoxious? Right, all right, So
here's all the kids now at school Halloween Day. Bricks
(25:31):
are treats is here here, Tricks are treats here. They're
all dressed up, smiling, poor little kini Ree says, I
(26:04):
know Trey and Matt live in California, so this must
be a big California thing. Yeah. I think Librad lives
in California too, so that would make sense. All right. So, now,
as we mentioned, Kenny goes into the office.
Speaker 9 (26:16):
Just a minute twelve to Molly's half an. Okay, come in,
what do you want?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Okay? Are you here for cal gun?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Right on?
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Do you realize it's about to be World War three
out there? We have bigger problems. Consider yourself lucky. Okay,
everyone's gonna be good. There's no way to stop. Why
are you the one kid who doesn't want to use them?
What do you mean you can't use those things without
a phone. But Kenny, if that's true, then could there
(27:12):
be a way to cut the connection? Ju do you
really think that could work?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Kenny basically says if we take down the tower, then
that would destroy the ability to use scooters.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
No, you don't need a scooter because I got fucking called.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Live.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Rat says, Yes, this episode isn't far off from the
real thing over here in California. Okay, that makes sense,
all right, So now Taggarty Farms.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Hello, Hey, Randy London and I we were talking about
how we never see you guys anymore, and we were
thinking we'd hang out with you for Halloween. Oh, I see,
you want a place to hide on Halloween night, and
you thought out here on the farm you'd be safe.
Speaker 13 (28:12):
Well that and we really want to hang out with
you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
You think that.
Speaker 14 (28:17):
Fancy scooters don't make it out here. We're gonna be
bombarded just like you city folk. Then please, Randy, could
we just borrow a little candy? I gotta keep what
I have, please, Randy, the stores are all out. Just
a few milky ways to get us through the first
couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Please.
Speaker 13 (28:35):
We can cut them up, we can. We can hand
them out little pieces. And I gotta protect my own stotch.
I'm sorry, It's okay, okay, and Halloween nider. I'll just
get one of those EA scooters myself. I'll go around
and i'll trick or treat. I'll get a candle aloud,
(28:57):
I'll get a bunch of candy len and I'll bring
it back.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
To our house.
Speaker 13 (29:00):
Us stand out.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
It's going to be okay.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Randy's voice sounds like he's in that movie siners. Oh yeah,
like the farmer guy, like one of those hicks. All right,
so I got a prep, mon, gotta protect my own. Yeah.
Bell rings at the bell rings at school now, and
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all the kids are running to get the scooters. They
fight each other for the scooters and they ride off
for treats doing the town is overloaded with trick or treaters,
with the adults struggling to feed them. All on the road,
excuse me more, trick or treaters ride in, which are
passed by mister Mackie and Kenny in their car. Mackie
complains to Kenny about them before telling them he's a
good kid and he could make a good counselor. At
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Jimbo and Ned's residence, Jimbo and Ned are struggling to
feed the crowds of trick or treaters. Steven rides up
to trick or treat, claiming to be dressed as Megan Kelly.
The boys struggled to trick or treat, having collected too
much candy. They had three pull over to eat as
much as a can. And the Park County Police Force
is also haunted by the trigger treaters and discovered that
New York has officially run out of candy. All right,
(30:10):
so here's uh now, the kids outside getting ready to
go grab those scooters.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Right preparing.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Budget butters.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
I am.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Dude, this would be madness, you know what I'm saying?
Mm hmmm, Like, can you imagine if we had had
scooters when we were a kid like this, Like we
had skateboards and regular pedal scooters, but not these automatic ones.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Oh I remember when Razor first came out. Those were
those were pretty dope.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I had one of those.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, me too. Yeah, those were. They were pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
They had some really nice ride smooth wheels.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, dude, they did that of a razor exactly. All right,
it was green. You had a green, red, blue? You know,
I had a red one.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I wanted a red one, but my dad got me
a blue one.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I wanted the blue one, but they but they were
sold out, so my parents got me a red one.
All right, here's mister mackin now on the road avoiding
the scooters.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Tollers should be just up over that bridge. What gives
them a ride?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Hugging?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, labrat says, more egg and going on. If we
had these back in the day, that's true, there would
have been a lot more mischief. Oh, Reesa's mind was purple.
You had a purple scooter.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
We all had a different collective of scooter colors. Here
a bunch of scooters anyone, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
You're a good kid, kittie.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
I always thought so. I know, we kind of all
forget about you sometimes, But you're smart, compassionate.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
You might even make a good counselor so good.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well, hey, dude, it's the wrestler kid from w TF.
Oh ship it is? Yeah, all my life, all I
wanted was to be a wrestler fine in the ring,
smashing skulls, and so every night I dreamed that I
(32:59):
was the undertaker anyway. All right, So moving forward, here's
stevens Stotch. Now he's trying to he's trying to scoot
himself to get some candy.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
You're just trying it on candy for your house.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
That's not true. He don't even have a cost you know,
yes I do.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
I'm making candy, not drink.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
A take look at this. Look at the kids. They've
got tons of bags. I got bags full of candy. Like,
come on, at some point, you've got enough damn candy.
I know, right, I really don't need any more than that.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yeah, I can't fool anymore. Keep moving, calfs, dude, we
can't carry any more candy all right over here? Come on,
what are we doing? Can I make room for a
candy eat as much as you can?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Oh god, that is horrible idea.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
That is the worst idea.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yes, seriously, oh reesaid, that's a lie.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
Y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Remember that candy shopping spree episode. That's true, that is true.
There was the episode where the boys want a candy
shopping spree. And uh, where were you when they built
that ladder to Heaven? Did it make you feel like crying?
Or did you think it was kind of gay flight
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for one believe in the ladder to Heaven? Oh yeah
yeah yeah none e living singing, not live living, not
a living nine nine living.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
I don't know. I'd like to keep doing this now
you got out, not tell you Mark?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
All right, here's mister Mackinca now rolling up the tower.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
So so.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
So good.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Jesus B.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
I'm all out of caddy.
Speaker 13 (35:20):
All right, go looks on your house.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
We're not here for trick or treats.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah shah, that's what the last people said.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Then they dumped my entire ball in a pillow caseo
woo boom boom, just.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
As a carny card.
Speaker 10 (35:33):
All right.
Speaker 13 (35:34):
We never even used to have check our traders out
this far.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
That's why we have to take down this cell phone
tower to stop the scooters.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Jason, I'm a counselor.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
You need to trust me.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Because the border rice treats me treats of the side door,
the side door.
Speaker 13 (35:56):
You animals taking.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
Flock two hours and New York that's completely run out
of candy.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Were enough boddies.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Oh God, butters Jesus up here they all come into
tegrity farms.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
We're never gonna have enough candy.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Now, canny scaling the uh the cell phone tower?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
All right, Kenny, let's see you do this with adun scooter.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
And then all the scooters come to a stop. Labrat says,
I just now got the counselor joke. Uh all right,
so the tricker treaters now stop, having lost a signal,
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the kids walk around lost without their phone. Mister Mackie
returns to giving counseling to those adults affected, while Kenny,
who is revealed to be the narrator, tricks or cheats
with his friends like normal, and in the narration he says,
this was the last good Halloween before an e scooter
wakes up. Right, it's off. So Kenny did get his wish.
(37:29):
He finally got the trick or treat with his friends,
and just like that, it was over him.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Nobody knew what happened.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
They only knew their phones didn't work. The neck up,
no scooters, no texting, not even GPS. It was like
the old Halloween. I can't get it overhaul, mister Mackie
was able to get back to the town and offer
counseling to everyone who needed it. And as for me,
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I was able to spend the rest of the night
with my friends because we were all equal again.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Welcome.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
It was the last Halloween that still felt like Halloween.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
It was the last time it was good. The studter
gets up, all right, Well, there you have it, boys
and girls. That is their full episode recap. All right,
(38:50):
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All right, let's get into some trivia here. This is
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the first episode to focus on Kenny since season nineteen's
The City Part of Town, despite both existing since the
first show's season. This episode marks the first time in
the series where Kenny and Wendy have had a major
interaction with each other. This episode reveals that apparently every
kid in south Park Elementary except for Kenny and his siblings,
own a smartphone. However, this contradicts south Park the Fracture,
(40:20):
buttole on South Park Phone Destroyer, where Kenny and his
Siblians are frequently depicted with phones. A Halloween version of
the opening sequence was first used in Sons of Witches
was not used. The font on the end credits has
a green glow around it, of course, to go with
the Halloween theme. This episode is one of the three
where Wendy is seen without her trademark beret. The other
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two are Funny Bot and Chef goes Naares. Mister Mackie
made references to Kenny's absences when he said that quote,
They're all kind of forget about him sometimes. Jimmy, Butters, Tolkien,
and Clyde make plans using a model of South Park.
This is the first time in the series that such
a map as seen. Indeed, during the early development of
the game South Park, the Sick of Truth creator's Matt
(41:05):
and Tree had to map out exactly where all the
set locations were. A map of the surrounding counties is
also seen in the community Center meeting. All the places
on this map ex at south Park are indeed existing
places in Colorado, although their relative positions are not correctly drawn.
Mister Mackie's frustration with electric scooters as a reference to
the issue of the electric scooter sharing system, with some
(41:27):
major cities having banned due to writers creating safety hazards
by leaving them haphazardly on the sidewalk or in people's
yards and writing them on crowded sidewalks at accelerated speeds.
It also has resulted in people vandalizing scooters in retaliation,
as mister Mackie eventually does in this episode. All Right,
Here we Go. Various costumes from South Park to Fractured
(41:48):
Butthole can be seen in the process of trick or treating,
and they include the following boulder costume, heat wave costume,
Majestic costume, boombox costume, skeleton costume, mummy costume, lightning costume,
tank costume, heavenly costumes, super guppy costumes, snow cast costume,
hot bot neck deck, psy ops, spiked bug, nourse, ozone, magneter, arcane, starchild,
(42:11):
electro punk and Raisin's costume. It's a lot of costumes.
Leamn Cartman's visa card is given by Eric, but it
begins with an eight, and all visa card numbers in
reality begin with a four. Five unidentified kids are showing
in the class with costumes on. One has a pumpkin costume,
another skull mask over a gray hat on, another has
pink hair with spikes on them, and another has a
(42:32):
clown costume, and finally one has a dragon costume. By
the process of an elimination, two of the kids are
likely Kevin Stoley and Alie Nelson. Annie Knits and Red
MacArthur do not appear in the classroom in this episode.
Their seats are filled in by the aforementioned unknown kids.
This is the first time Annie is not seen in class.
When the children are shown in class with their Halloween
costumes on, Timmy appears to be wearing his mecha Timmy
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outfit from South Park Phone Destroyer. Following this trend, during
the trick Retreat scenes, Annie, Henrietta, Biggle, Pete, and Michael
are seeing the background wearing their south Park stick of
Truth costumes. In addition, Bebey is also wearing the Heir
Sticker Truth costume, so basically they were using a lot
of the assets from the game. Mister tweet handing out
the Three Musketeers. The Trick or Treaters had a different
(43:16):
sounding voice between the south Park Studio site and the
TV airing compared to the clip on their official South
Park Studios YouTube page, which he sounded less panicky and
lacks the we need as in we need more Three Musketeers,
even though his lips moves after he says oh go.
And the epilogue narration that states the GPS did not
work was a result of the cell phone tower not working. However,
(43:36):
a phone signal is not essential for a GPS to work. Ladies, gentlemen,
that is your trivia scoop, did you want to read
some pop culture? Are you feeling okay?
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Do that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
All right, cool ladies and gentlemen, as to see that
dobp with some pop culture.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Take it away, all right, we cooper o Fife comes
on the radio, which mister Mackie sings to. Yep, there's
a real song. The title in many scenes from the episode,
from the scooters on the sidewalk to the scene where
scooters crash into mister Mackie's car are reference to the Birds.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Morrison called it at the start, right, Yeah, that was Joe.
The scene in which mister Mackie is collecting scooters as
a reference to the scene and it's the Great Pumpkin
Charlie Brown where Snoopy sneaks into a Halloween party. Eh,
mister Mackie is stealing the scooters and pushing over shinging
them over a cliff is a reference to the Grinch,
(44:41):
All right, this is okay. The security guard at the
phone tower is dressed as Jason Voorhees, and there's a
reference to as Jason by mister Mackie.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
The front used in Lully's candy Factory is similar to
the one used in Bully Wonka in the Chocolate Factory.
One of the candy that mister Mackie requested at Little
Lawley's Candy Factory was Hi Chew, a popular Japanese fruit
chew candy by Marina and Company. That's true, is pretty good,
(45:15):
Marin n agag.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Have you ever had hidshuw?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, it's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Stephen Stotch tells Ned and Jimbo that he is in
costume as Megan Kelly, who lost her talk show at
NBC due to her comment regarding the appropriateness of blackface.
It's a part of How oh My Gosh four days
before this episode originally aired Holy Shit. When mister Mackie
tells Jason that he is counselor and to trust him,
(45:46):
Jason gives him bewillered look. This is a reference to
how Jason Voorhes usually targets and kills his camp counselors
at Camp Crystal Lake after originally drowned due to the
camp counselors not paying attention. That is a good one.
The framing device, whereby in Elderly Kenny narrates an an
(46:07):
event from his childhood could be borrowing from stand By Me,
The Wonder Years or a Christmas Story. Some of the children,
such as Cartman, Kyle Craig, and Jimmy, are shown wearing
costumes that resemble characters from the popular video game Fortnite,
which was previously mentioned by Cartman and Dead Kids. She's
that game has been around for fucking ever. I know
(46:29):
that is it for your pop culture?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for some
storyline continuity. Tagarty Farms makes its second appearance in this episode.
Stan is still wearing a one teg Rety Farms T
shirt from the previous episode. The sign for mister Hankey's
Holiday pageant is seen when mister Hanky and Kenny are driving,
Sorry when mister Mackie and Kenny are driving, though it
has of course been canceled and spray painted across it.
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Mister Mackie visits Lolly's Candy Factory, which was last seen
in season six and has gone under major renovation. Also,
Lolly the Candy Man appears to have aged significantly. This
is the seventh Halloween special. The others were Pink Eye,
Spooky Fish, Corn's Groovy, Pirate, Ghost, Mystery Hell on Her
two thousand and six, A Nightmare on FaceTime and Sons
(47:26):
of Witches. And this marks the first time since the
very early years of show that they were hallowing episodes
in consecutive seasons. And that is your continuity. Reese is
apparently Fortnite in South Park a collabing later this year. Wow,
I mean Fortnite's got everything. They've been collabing on everything
with everything, everybody, every ip.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Scoop on my phone. I play it from time to
time when I'm pooping.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Well, Scoop, tell you zero build mode. Okay, so you're
just running around shooting people. Yeah, got you. Well, what'd
you like about this episode, Scuba or what would you
just like? Tell us what you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
There's not too much to dislike about this episode overall
is pretty solid in my opinion. Yeah, a good episode.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Do you As far as Halloween episodes, what do you
what would you rank it? Do you think it's up
there with one of the best or is the middle
of the pack lower?
Speaker 2 (48:33):
What did you think I'd stick it in the middle
of the pack?
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Okay, okay, Well we listed off some of those Halloween episodes.
As far as the ones that we listed off, like
Hell on Earth, Nightmare on FaceTime, Pink Eye, Spooky Fish,
Corn Scroovy, Pirate Mystery. What's what is your favorite Halloween episode?
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Then Hell on Earth?
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Hell on Earth?
Speaker 2 (48:55):
That one is? I really like that one?
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Okay, all right, what about you? I think I probably
like a nightmare on FaceTime, so you could have hold on.
I said, I think I probably like a nightmare on FaceTime. Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
That was a good one.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
With the whole iPad getting scratched and then Randy who
are you people? And Blockbuster and everything. It's a good episode.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
That is a good one.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
As far as uh this as far as uh this
episode goes. Yeah, I mean this episode is a good episode.
I think it definitely talked about the culture at the
time with Scooters coming out, you know what I mean,
that was relevant. You know, you got and there was
one one solid story, you know, in regards to Scooters.
We didn't really get side stories, if you will, because Kenny,
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you know, even a part of his story arc was
trying to figure out ways to trick or treat and
then eventually teaming up with mister Mackie to take Down's
cell phone tower. So I definitely like that. Let's talk
about a little bit of critical reception here. Avy Club
gave The Scoots an AS ratings, saying, with the one
two punch of this episode, integrity Farm, south Park is
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hitting the halfway point of a solid winning streaks and
giving us ample reason to be excited for the second
half of the season. After the meandering of the problem
with the Pooh, the last two episodes have a sharp
humor and notably lighter touch in making their points. Here's
to hoping the sure footed vibe can continue for the
stretch run and South Park can deliver one of its
best seasons since is the show's early to mid two
thousand's peak. IGN gave The Scoots a seven point eight ratings, saying,
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while not the best Halloween theme south Park episode, The
Scoots certainly has its moments. The East Scooter storyline is
a bit repetitive at first, but eventually it has great
payoff after a candy field apocalypse sweeps over south Park,
and the heavy focus on Kenny also helps this episode
stand out, especially in light of how little he's been
a big player in recent years. That's a good point,
rees says, I hope we get a new Halloween episode
(50:59):
this season. Yeah, me too. I would agree with you.
Let's take a look at the calendar, because right now
what they're doing is they're doing like every other week.
It seems like I guess that's the outline. So if
they do episode four on the third, episode five on
the seventeenth, episode six on October, first episode seven on
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October the fifteenth, then October the twenty ninth would be
a Wednesday. So hopefully we do get a Halloween episode,
that would I mean, we'll be right in line with that. So, yeah,
I agree with you. Hopefully we do get a Halloween episode.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
That's been quite a few years since we've gotten anything Halloween,
isn't it.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yeah, Reesa. Speaking of IGN, did you all know the
Trump episode from the new season is the second highest
grossing and most watched South Park episode of all time? Wow?
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
That is pretty I re yeah, I saw that not too.
I saw that earlier, I think yesterday.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
All right, all right, all right, giggy, all right, Well,
ladies and gentlemen, it's gonna do it for another edition
of SMB South Park Review coming up next week. It's
(52:25):
time to get cereal. That's right, Al Gore is back
and south Park citizens are in danger of Man Bear
pe and they realized that only al Gore can help.
South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker basically make
(52:45):
an episode publicly apologizing to al Gore, and it's all
coming up bleak on another edition of smb A South
Park Review. Thanks so much, guys. Thanks so much guys
for hanging out in the chat room tonight, lab Ratt,
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We'd love to hear from you. And don't forget we
got a brand new episode coming out this week, September
the third. This episode will probably be out on September
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the fourth. Go back and check out episode four of
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Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to another audition of s
m B, a South Park review. Reaching Every week we
break down south Park for you in linear fashion, one
(00:29):
by one, until every episode is done, or until we're
at least caught up, and we're back for more Season
twenty two. Tonight the fifth episode, two hundred and ninety
second overall episode of South Park, first airing on October
the thirty first, two thy eighteen. This is SMB number
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two hundred and ninety five. We're getting there.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We're almost the three hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We are almost a three hundred. Scoop is having some
camera issues tonight, but he's still here with us and
with his voice, his sexy voice. What's going on, lab Rat?
Thanks for jumping in tonight. What's up, Joseph Morin? It's Canada, Joe,
what's popping? Of course Ree was here early, already in
(01:26):
the chat room. What's up? Ree? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Hope you guys are having a good Tuesday. Hopefully it's
a momentous for you today, a momentous occasions, lovely day
for you. It was a nice day here on the
northeast outside, nice brisk seventy five degrees, so it was
nice outside the day.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It was a nice hundred and seven for us today
with I think it was twenty two percent humidity. I
saw one point, jez, it was gross.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well out there. Yeah, well, let's talk about South Park today.
It's the kids plan to use the latest revolution and
mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they've ever
gotten before. So this episode starts with a narration from
an unknown person who speaks about the wonders of October.
(02:19):
People are shown getting decorations and pumpkins ready for Halloween.
Mister Mackie walks out of his house and trips over
an eat scooter. He asks his neighbor about the scooter,
who reveals that no one knows where they came from.
While that transitions over to main Street, the boys are
fascinated by this scooter, and Stan tries to tell tries
it out. Kyle realizes the boys can use these to
trick or treat even faster and tells the other boys
(02:41):
to download the app. Unfortunately, though Kenny doesn't have a phone,
but Kyle reassures them that they will finally work something out.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Go ahead, all right, No, No, I'm sorry, I get
in ahead. Of myself start talking about the episode before
do we even start.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh it's all good. You feel free to you know, John,
or say whatever, it's all good. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
How easy would it have been for the boys to
just fucking get the scoot for Canny. I mean they
even use Carton's mom credit card.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I think that the episode.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I think though, that you've got to You've got to
download the app and then and the app only lets
you run one screw at a time. Though from each
you from the app, that makes sense, you know what
I'm saying. That would be my no, it's fine, that
would be my guess.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That would definitely makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But yeah, let's jump into the episode here. On another
edition of smb A South Park Review, uh Labrat says
Tuesdays are for tacos, and Joseph Morn says, tacos are
for every day.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Morning, Lion, Taco's good for every day.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's going now, all right?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
October was always my favorite monthy. It was that misty
season when everyone embraced the weird and scary. Our little
town was no different. I was just a kid back then.
Me and all the other children were preparing for the
Greatest Night of the year, but this holiday man is
(04:23):
different and it would change us all forever.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Why who left their scooter here? You can't who the
damn scooters is? It isn't anybody there scooters? Anyone can
use them scooters.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
See, there's a bunch here and a bunch so as
you can see, bunch here, bunch there, all over town,
all over everywhere, some pressing the wrong buttons here. Got
a new layout here. Actually yeah, because if a camera
was working, this is the brand new layout I was
going to try tonight. That's fine. Well wait until you're
(05:03):
computer or camera works again. Uh, let's see you, Joseph says.
For those who don't know, this episode is essentially spoofing
Alfred Hitchcock's story The Birds. That's a good point, h
all right, so let's continue more down there. Everyone's tripping
or scooters to get around town, you know, leave more
(05:25):
they want for the next person. Where the hell do
they all come from? Nobody knows, So anyone can use them.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
You can just work with your cell phone. How Oh yeah,
it has one of those little scan things.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Let me see. Yeah, dude, it's downloading an app. Okay,
I want a credit card number? You want to use
your moms and my mom's. Let's do your mom's three
seven one five yeah, five two three is that an amex?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah, you want a visa?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Eight two nine to two four three eight seven seven
six six five oh seven expiration twelve twenty three security
comand to one.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I love how you.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Had the code ready. He knew it, even the CVC code,
the security code. You know what I mean? American spread, Yeah, exactly,
So they got the scooter. Now down the app loud download.
Here's here's stan dude, it worked.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
How did you? Dude? Pretty stupid but sweet? Oh my god, doue,
oh my god?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
What we should see? Things to kick a tree on Halloween?
Hey yeah, we could cover so much more. Crownd we
get like more candy than anybody.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Everybody get the app. This is going to be the
best Halloween ever.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Oh oh yeah, Kenny doesn't the phone because he's poor.
So well that's okay, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
We all need you, all right, all right, Poor Kenny,
Poor Ken or Kennye. So, mister Mackie goes to Lolly's
candy factory to buy candy for Halloween. On the way in,
he notices a number of e scooters right outside. He
asks Lalia about them, who just tells them that they
are more convenient, but mister Mackie says he prefers cars
(07:26):
and doesn't want the future to be scooting scut When
he leaves, he finds more scooters have appeared.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Unfortunately, the boys don't have any other ideas because as
Kenny arrives at Cartment's house later with his new pale
that being his new Halloween pale, Cartman brings him in
to have a talk, but the boys tell him that
without a phone, he'll just slow them down, and without
a phone, they'll just slow them down and they won't
(07:57):
be able to trick or treat, so they suggest to
do that. He goes in trick or treats with someone else,
and Kenny he leaves rejected. That's cod It is cold.
That is cold. It's very cold. All right, here's mister Mackie.
Here's mister Mackie. Now outside of Lolly's sees all the scooters.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Wouldn't the fuck is good?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
How can I help you?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Well, I'm just getting my Halloween candy. I want to
make sure to get enough. Last year I ran out
and the kids egged my house. And good.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't want to run out of candy on Halloween.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
I'll take three large bags each of sneakerspon size, payday butts.
I'm and Joyce next z and Reese's tenuenie size and going.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Sounds like you want to be prepared.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Can I ask you something?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
What's up with all these damn scooters?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I think you get an app on your phone and
you can use them all over town?
Speaker 8 (08:56):
No, but look where did they come from?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
You know?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
It's like one day everything was fun and the next
day were these fucking scooters everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You don't like scooters.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I don't think people should drive. I don't think people
should scoot. I just I just hope the future isn't scooting. Well,
they seem pretty convenient. What can be so wrong about that?
Happy Halloween?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Happy Halloween? All right? So here's Kenny now at Cartman's
house as he has his brand new pale.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Great cure.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You got your pail?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Come on, I mean everybody knows you bring a pillowcase.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay, it's a pillow case. Mmm. You did more of
the pillowcase thing for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, but my mom only let us take them if
we decorated our pillowcases. So he just decorated our pillowcase
and then we kept one to the side for years.
I had the same pillowcase for like four years.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Interesting the dastan. Okay, yeah, no I trick or treated.
I probably had a paiale like this. You know, my
parents always limited us on the amount of candy we
could get, you know, because they don't want us to overindulge.
And uh yeah, my mom would.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Just my mom would go in in half the bag.
She'd be like, all right, this is what I'm taking,
and this is what you get.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Joseph Moorn says, this is probably his favorite episode from
this season. Oh okay, all right, So Kenny walks in
and everyone's waiting. Look at Kylie's all sad, stand sad?
Go ahead, take a seat, can go ahead.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Okay, Kenny, here's the deal. You know that we have
this awesome plan to trick or treat on the scooters
this year. You don't have a phone, Kenny. We've been
talking and the truth is without a scooter, you're just
gonna slow us down.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
It's probably best.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
You trick or treats with someone else this year.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
That's just if Kenny to use a scooter.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
You have to have a phone, and I mean, if
we're waiting for you, we're gonna be as slow as
all the other kids. It's like, you know, woo, Look, Kenny,
I always told you that one day being poor was
gonna catch up with you.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Okay, bitch, you.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Didn't want to listen. You just kept on being poor.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Now it's Halloween and you don't have a cell phone. Okay, okay,
carbon that's not the point I need to hear this cap.
You know, people are just poor and they Finkure's not
gonna come back to bite.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Them in the air.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
That's enough, Guild.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
We're sorry, Kenny.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
It's just this awesome plan to get shitloads of candy
doesn't work with you.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Poor Kennie, Poor Chilly, poor.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Chimny shouldn't have been poor Kenny.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
A a fucking cartmen.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Levratt says the pails weren't big enough. He had to
use the pillow case as well. A lot of people
use pillowcases. Huh okay, all right, yeah, all right. So
mister mckinn now driving down the road listening to Wee
Cooper O Fife, he spots people scooting on both sides
of his car. Then one person scoots right in front
of him. People scoot right right into his car, damaging it,
(12:27):
and Mackie tries to drive on among the hordes of scooters.
Kenny now heads over to Clyde's house, where Clyde, Jimmy,
and Tolkien are and Butters and they're planning for Halloween.
Kenny comes along to see if he can trick or
treat with them, but Clyde reveals they plan to use
e scooters, so Kenny can't come. Hey, what's up, Adelaid?
(12:52):
Thanks for joining us to now, Adelaid says, we end
up using trash bags. Oh wow, Oh would that way
to do it? That would have been a way to
do it. You get especially if you get like the
king size trash.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Bags, Yeah, exactly, thirty two gallon bag, thirty two.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Gallon bag of candy. Now that would be a haul.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That don't get back until one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Right, all right, here's mister Mackie. Now there was a
week Cooper. Hey, will you hey, don't do good? Okay,
that's an actual song. I didn't know that. Me mute
this here because I don't want to get copyrighted. So
here's uh, mister Mackie singing a song. You can't see
the scooters to the left. Mister Mackie looks over, sees
(13:42):
the guy on the scooter, looks to the right, sees
another guy on a scooter, looks up front, and then
all of a sudden, oh, almost hits the guy on
the scooter.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
You would have got down red light.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Oh Jesus, crunch, all.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Right, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Look at my car?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Who's gonna pay? God damn it, get off the god
damn straight for those things. A sorry, fuck me. He's
(14:29):
right though, there really was. Like I mean, they're not
as bad as it's not as bad as it is now.
But like, man, when these scooters came out, these things
were everywhere. You know, it would be in your way.
Like I remember when I was in Tacoma, Washington, and
they would just be downtown and people would just be
skewting all over and you're just trying to drive your
car and you're about to hit these people. Really ridiculous.
(14:55):
Labor really yeah, my dad gave out full size Yeah,
labrat says, my grandfather would give out king size candy bars.
As a house always had a crowd. Oh well, I
bet I bet all right, jumping ahead. Here here's Kenny
now showing up at Clyde's house. Now this is pretty cool.
(15:15):
Clyde and all of them look at they got like
a town bill, like they're mapping this out on how
to get this candy. They're ready. They got like a diorama.
What's diorama? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Diama?
Speaker 9 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, dima?
Speaker 9 (15:31):
Is that a.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, like where you make something like a three D
outline or whatever it is. Okay, cover it, cover it.
Kenny shows up?
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Oh hey Kenny, hold on, hey, Kenny, do you want
to trick or treat with us? What about Stead and Kyla?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Those guys there you go, Libright, that's a better ANALYSI
it's the full on D and D setup. That's probably
a better example. The number of people you see coming
in because of scooter accents. Oh really a lot of
scooter accents, Alley.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, look, don't.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Tell anybody, but we're gonna trick or treat on a
scooters this year. We're seriously gonna rigg in the candy.
The problem is scooters work with a phone, and pretty
sure you don't, dude, it's trick or treats that something
we're willing to just mess around with Okay, good luck.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Good luck, good luck, and everybody nobody trying to fuck
around with trick or treating.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Adelai says every weekend, even like fifty year olds. Wow,
a lot of people are falling off those scooters. I
guess yeah, they're not fucking around scoot all right. So
now it's nighttime. At night, mister Mackie sneaks around town
stealing all his scooters. He puts in the back of
his car and throws them all off a cliff. The
(17:11):
next day, he wakes up to find scooters in his bedroom,
in his bathroom, and he goes outside to find more
scooters than ever in the neighborhood. Then at the school cafeteria,
Kenny asks the girls if e can trick or treat
with him. While the boys in Clydess Gang discuss Halloween,
Cartman lets it slip that they are using scooters, leading
to an argument between all the kids who are planning
to use scooters. Kenny leaves rejected once more, Poor Keennie.
(17:38):
So here's mister Mackie. Now he rented a truck face.
(18:04):
The thing is, though, he could make some serious fucking
bank if he took those scooters home and just charged
them up. Do you remember that, how like people would
then when it first came out. I mean that probably
is still now, but people would be fighting over trying
to pick up these scooters so that way they could
charge them and make a bunch of money off of it.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, I think, like, weren't the first few chargers that
were able to do it made like one hundred or
one hundred and something k just charging them bitches.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I know it's crazy. Labrett says, Halloween a serious business.
As a kid, kids don't play. That's true. That is
very true, all right, you know it. So here's where
he's gonna throw it off the cliff. Yeah, here we go,
here's the cliff. Drives up to the top of the cliff,
backs it up, gets out of the car, and just
(19:03):
that's a really high cliff in South Park, you know
what I mean. That's new, not something we've seen. But
now mister Mackie the next day wakes up, put his
glasses on and there's a scooter inside, Like they broke
(19:36):
into his house to put the scooters there. That would
be some crazy stuff. Scoop your muted. That would be
some crazy stuff. Oh man, no, you're good. So now
mister Mackie walks outside. Oh, they're all over, dude, super
Canadenia try it up? He sees that all the scooters
(19:56):
have come back. All right, So now we're at school,
as I mentioned, and Kenny's gonna try and ask the
girls if he can scoot with them.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Who do you want to trick or treat with us?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Why?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
So you guys think you're gonna get a lot of
candy trigger.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Treating this year.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
We're gonna get a buttload of candy s butters, don't
tell our secret.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh we have a little.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Secret too, but we're not gonna tell people because they're
gonna copy us.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
So let's just leave it at that.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yes, So what are you gonna be for Halloween?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
B I'm gonna be undernee scooter taking all your candy.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's what I'm gonna be do.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Sorry, hey, wait, that's what we're doing? What? Oh god,
you guys are us a gay scooters on Halloween?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Tell?
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Oh, you jerks down to the girls are all trick
or treating on scooters? Can you stole our idea? Okay,
hold on the.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Book, Poor Kenny, poor Caney, poor Canny or a little
buddy doesn't have us, doesn't have a credit card or
a cell phone, so he can't buy any scuties. Oh
(21:25):
all right, So Park County Community Center Hedis and yates
Damn find kop Is speaking to the town about scooters.
He tells them that the kids in town plus the
neighboring towns will be tricker traded on the scooters, warning
that each house will need six thousand dollars worth of candy.
Steven Stodge asks why they don't just get rid of them,
but mister Mackie tells them that they can't. He then
re rates the town for using scooters instead of cars.
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The town then runs out to get more candy, and
mister McKie heads to Lolly's shop, where people are running out.
He goes and to find that there's no candy left.
He tries to buy some at Food for Little but
with no luck, he cannot score some more candy. At
the school, all the kids barring Kenny, are in class,
dressed up and ready to trick or treat. Kenny visits
(22:09):
mister Mackie's office for counseling. Mackie questions why Kenny is
the only person who doesn't want to scoot and Kenny
tells him that he doesn't have a he can't scoop
out a phone. The two then realize by taking out
the phone tower they can stop the scooters and Stephen
and Linda Stots visit Tigory farms are try and escape
from the trick or treaters, but Randy tells him that
(22:30):
the trick or treaters still come to the farm. Stephen
asked for Kenny but has rejected, and in the car
he tells Linda his plan to trick or treat and
get Kenny for all of them. All right, now, Harrison's.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Day before Halloween, all of our parents were gathered together
to try and stop a nightmare from coming true.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
All right, everyone quiet, please damn community crisis on our hands,
and it's my job to keep you informed.
Speaker 11 (22:57):
As you know, there's been a rise in the use
of EA scooters in our town.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Officer Brown is head of crisis Control Officers.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
We have inside information that kids everywhere are going to
be using East scooters for tricks or treats. Now, with
these things, kids and teens can cover a lot of
ground in very little time. They can hit more houses
than ever before. Because of the scooters.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
We also expect that people from all the neighboring counties
will commute for tricks or treats in our town.
Speaker 12 (23:23):
Because of all of this, we believe each household needs
to be prepared with at least six thousand dollars worth
of candy.
Speaker 13 (23:30):
Yeah, that's ridiculously, you don't buy that much candy.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
Let's just get rid of those scooters.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
You can't get rid of them. I tried.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
You all just sat there while those things clued up
on our sidewalks. You all rode them around. You could
have used your cars, but you just had to scoot.
And now tricks or Treats is here. Well, I'll tell
you one thing.
Speaker 9 (24:00):
I'm not gonna let my house get egged this year
for not having enough candy.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
So what are we gonna do. We gotta get more candy,
So everybody who runs out to get more candy.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Get out of my work.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
But unfortunately all the candy is gone.
Speaker 12 (24:25):
All right, you can you give me some of those hattoes.
Those are already accounted for it by the folks who.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Are called it.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Then let me let me have a watch of MC call.
Speaker 12 (24:33):
It's those are from me.
Speaker 13 (24:34):
I gotta protect my own house.
Speaker 12 (24:35):
Look, you gotta give me some more fucking candy. There's
nothing left here. You gotta go somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
So it goes with so little, where's the candy?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
You candy?
Speaker 8 (24:55):
What else is the candy?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
In Aisle seven?
Speaker 9 (24:58):
Sipt cousin.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Completely empty? The people lay on the ground.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Labratte says, I lived near a beach and those scooters
were a menace. I bet labratt I bet, I bet,
I bet that she was obnoxious? Right, all right, So
here's all the kids now at school Halloween Day. Bricks
(25:31):
are treats is here here, Tricks are treats here. They're
all dressed up, smiling, poor little kini Ree says, I
(26:04):
know Trey and Matt live in California, so this must
be a big California thing. Yeah. I think Librad lives
in California too, so that would make sense. All right. So, now,
as we mentioned, Kenny goes into the office.
Speaker 9 (26:16):
Just a minute twelve to Molly's half an. Okay, come in,
what do you want?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Okay? Are you here for cal gun?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Right on?
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Do you realize it's about to be World War three
out there? We have bigger problems. Consider yourself lucky. Okay,
everyone's gonna be good. There's no way to stop. Why
are you the one kid who doesn't want to use them?
What do you mean you can't use those things without
a phone. But Kenny, if that's true, then could there
(27:12):
be a way to cut the connection? Ju do you
really think that could work?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Kenny basically says if we take down the tower, then
that would destroy the ability to use scooters.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
No, you don't need a scooter because I got fucking called.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Live.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Rat says, Yes, this episode isn't far off from the
real thing over here in California. Okay, that makes sense,
all right, So now Taggarty Farms.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Hello, Hey, Randy London and I we were talking about
how we never see you guys anymore, and we were
thinking we'd hang out with you for Halloween. Oh, I see,
you want a place to hide on Halloween night, and
you thought out here on the farm you'd be safe.
Speaker 13 (28:12):
Well that and we really want to hang out with
you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
You think that.
Speaker 14 (28:17):
Fancy scooters don't make it out here. We're gonna be
bombarded just like you city folk. Then please, Randy, could
we just borrow a little candy? I gotta keep what
I have, please, Randy, the stores are all out. Just
a few milky ways to get us through the first
couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Please.
Speaker 13 (28:35):
We can cut them up, we can. We can hand
them out little pieces. And I gotta protect my own stotch.
I'm sorry, It's okay, okay, and Halloween nider. I'll just
get one of those EA scooters myself. I'll go around
and i'll trick or treat. I'll get a candle aloud,
(28:57):
I'll get a bunch of candy len and I'll bring
it back.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
To our house.
Speaker 13 (29:00):
Us stand out.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
It's going to be okay.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Randy's voice sounds like he's in that movie siners. Oh yeah,
like the farmer guy, like one of those hicks. All right,
so I got a prep, mon, gotta protect my own. Yeah.
Bell rings at the bell rings at school now, and
(29:24):
all the kids are running to get the scooters. They
fight each other for the scooters and they ride off
for treats doing the town is overloaded with trick or treaters,
with the adults struggling to feed them. All on the road,
excuse me more, trick or treaters ride in, which are
passed by mister Mackie and Kenny in their car. Mackie
complains to Kenny about them before telling them he's a
good kid and he could make a good counselor. At
(29:49):
Jimbo and Ned's residence, Jimbo and Ned are struggling to
feed the crowds of trick or treaters. Steven rides up
to trick or treat, claiming to be dressed as Megan Kelly.
The boys struggled to trick or treat, having collected too
much candy. They had three pull over to eat as
much as a can. And the Park County Police Force
is also haunted by the trigger treaters and discovered that
New York has officially run out of candy. All right,
(30:10):
so here's uh now, the kids outside getting ready to
go grab those scooters.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Right preparing.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Budget butters.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
I am.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Dude, this would be madness, you know what I'm saying?
Mm hmmm, Like, can you imagine if we had had
scooters when we were a kid like this, Like we
had skateboards and regular pedal scooters, but not these automatic ones.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Oh I remember when Razor first came out. Those were
those were pretty dope.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I had one of those.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, me too. Yeah, those were. They were pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
They had some really nice ride smooth wheels.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, dude, they did that of a razor exactly. All right,
it was green. You had a green, red, blue? You know,
I had a red one.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I wanted a red one, but my dad got me
a blue one.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I wanted the blue one, but they but they were
sold out, so my parents got me a red one.
All right, here's mister mackin now on the road avoiding
the scooters.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Tollers should be just up over that bridge. What gives
them a ride?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Hugging?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, labrat says, more egg and going on. If we
had these back in the day, that's true, there would
have been a lot more mischief. Oh, Reesa's mind was purple.
You had a purple scooter.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
We all had a different collective of scooter colors. Here
a bunch of scooters anyone, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
You're a good kid, kittie.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
I always thought so. I know, we kind of all
forget about you sometimes, But you're smart, compassionate.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
You might even make a good counselor so good.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well, hey, dude, it's the wrestler kid from w TF.
Oh ship it is? Yeah, all my life, all I
wanted was to be a wrestler fine in the ring,
smashing skulls, and so every night I dreamed that I
(32:59):
was the undertaker anyway. All right, So moving forward, here's
stevens Stotch. Now he's trying to he's trying to scoot
himself to get some candy.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
You're just trying it on candy for your house.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
That's not true. He don't even have a cost you know,
yes I do.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
I'm making candy, not drink.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
A take look at this. Look at the kids. They've
got tons of bags. I got bags full of candy. Like,
come on, at some point, you've got enough damn candy.
I know, right, I really don't need any more than that.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yeah, I can't fool anymore. Keep moving, calfs, dude, we
can't carry any more candy all right over here? Come on,
what are we doing? Can I make room for a
candy eat as much as you can?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Oh god, that is horrible idea.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
That is the worst idea.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yes, seriously, oh reesaid, that's a lie.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
Y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Remember that candy shopping spree episode. That's true, that is true.
There was the episode where the boys want a candy
shopping spree. And uh, where were you when they built
that ladder to Heaven? Did it make you feel like crying?
Or did you think it was kind of gay flight
(34:20):
for one believe in the ladder to Heaven? Oh yeah
yeah yeah none e living singing, not live living, not
a living nine nine living.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
I don't know. I'd like to keep doing this now
you got out, not tell you Mark?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
All right, here's mister Mackinca now rolling up the tower.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
So so.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
So good.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Jesus B.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
I'm all out of caddy.
Speaker 13 (35:20):
All right, go looks on your house.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
We're not here for trick or treats.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah shah, that's what the last people said.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Then they dumped my entire ball in a pillow caseo
woo boom boom, just.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
As a carny card.
Speaker 10 (35:33):
All right.
Speaker 13 (35:34):
We never even used to have check our traders out
this far.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
That's why we have to take down this cell phone
tower to stop the scooters.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Jason, I'm a counselor.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
You need to trust me.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Because the border rice treats me treats of the side door,
the side door.
Speaker 13 (35:56):
You animals taking.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
Flock two hours and New York that's completely run out
of candy.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Were enough boddies.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Oh God, butters Jesus up here they all come into
tegrity farms.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
We're never gonna have enough candy.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Now, canny scaling the uh the cell phone tower?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
All right, Kenny, let's see you do this with adun scooter.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
And then all the scooters come to a stop. Labrat says,
I just now got the counselor joke. Uh all right,
so the tricker treaters now stop, having lost a signal,
(37:09):
the kids walk around lost without their phone. Mister Mackie
returns to giving counseling to those adults affected, while Kenny,
who is revealed to be the narrator, tricks or cheats
with his friends like normal, and in the narration he says,
this was the last good Halloween before an e scooter
wakes up. Right, it's off. So Kenny did get his wish.
(37:29):
He finally got the trick or treat with his friends,
and just like that, it was over him.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Nobody knew what happened.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
They only knew their phones didn't work. The neck up,
no scooters, no texting, not even GPS. It was like
the old Halloween. I can't get it overhaul, mister Mackie
was able to get back to the town and offer
counseling to everyone who needed it. And as for me,
(38:14):
I was able to spend the rest of the night
with my friends because we were all equal again.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Welcome.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
It was the last Halloween that still felt like Halloween.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
It was the last time it was good. The studter
gets up, all right, Well, there you have it, boys
and girls. That is their full episode recap. All right,
(38:50):
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All right, let's get into some trivia here. This is
(39:58):
the first episode to focus on Kenny since season nineteen's
The City Part of Town, despite both existing since the
first show's season. This episode marks the first time in
the series where Kenny and Wendy have had a major
interaction with each other. This episode reveals that apparently every
kid in south Park Elementary except for Kenny and his siblings,
own a smartphone. However, this contradicts south Park the Fracture,
(40:20):
buttole on South Park Phone Destroyer, where Kenny and his
Siblians are frequently depicted with phones. A Halloween version of
the opening sequence was first used in Sons of Witches
was not used. The font on the end credits has
a green glow around it, of course, to go with
the Halloween theme. This episode is one of the three
where Wendy is seen without her trademark beret. The other
(40:43):
two are Funny Bot and Chef goes Naares. Mister Mackie
made references to Kenny's absences when he said that quote,
They're all kind of forget about him sometimes. Jimmy, Butters, Tolkien,
and Clyde make plans using a model of South Park.
This is the first time in the series that such
a map as seen. Indeed, during the early development of
the game South Park, the Sick of Truth creator's Matt
(41:05):
and Tree had to map out exactly where all the
set locations were. A map of the surrounding counties is
also seen in the community Center meeting. All the places
on this map ex at south Park are indeed existing
places in Colorado, although their relative positions are not correctly drawn.
Mister Mackie's frustration with electric scooters as a reference to
the issue of the electric scooter sharing system, with some
(41:27):
major cities having banned due to writers creating safety hazards
by leaving them haphazardly on the sidewalk or in people's
yards and writing them on crowded sidewalks at accelerated speeds.
It also has resulted in people vandalizing scooters in retaliation,
as mister Mackie eventually does in this episode. All Right,
Here we Go. Various costumes from South Park to Fractured
(41:48):
Butthole can be seen in the process of trick or treating,
and they include the following boulder costume, heat wave costume,
Majestic costume, boombox costume, skeleton costume, mummy costume, lightning costume,
tank costume, heavenly costumes, super guppy costumes, snow cast costume,
hot bot neck deck, psy ops, spiked bug, nourse, ozone, magneter, arcane, starchild,
(42:11):
electro punk and Raisin's costume. It's a lot of costumes.
Leamn Cartman's visa card is given by Eric, but it
begins with an eight, and all visa card numbers in
reality begin with a four. Five unidentified kids are showing
in the class with costumes on. One has a pumpkin costume,
another skull mask over a gray hat on, another has
pink hair with spikes on them, and another has a
(42:32):
clown costume, and finally one has a dragon costume. By
the process of an elimination, two of the kids are
likely Kevin Stoley and Alie Nelson. Annie Knits and Red
MacArthur do not appear in the classroom in this episode.
Their seats are filled in by the aforementioned unknown kids.
This is the first time Annie is not seen in class.
When the children are shown in class with their Halloween
costumes on, Timmy appears to be wearing his mecha Timmy
(42:55):
outfit from South Park Phone Destroyer. Following this trend, during
the trick Retreat scenes, Annie, Henrietta, Biggle, Pete, and Michael
are seeing the background wearing their south Park stick of
Truth costumes. In addition, Bebey is also wearing the Heir
Sticker Truth costume, so basically they were using a lot
of the assets from the game. Mister tweet handing out
the Three Musketeers. The Trick or Treaters had a different
(43:16):
sounding voice between the south Park Studio site and the
TV airing compared to the clip on their official South
Park Studios YouTube page, which he sounded less panicky and
lacks the we need as in we need more Three Musketeers,
even though his lips moves after he says oh go.
And the epilogue narration that states the GPS did not
work was a result of the cell phone tower not working. However,
(43:36):
a phone signal is not essential for a GPS to work. Ladies, gentlemen,
that is your trivia scoop, did you want to read
some pop culture? Are you feeling okay?
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Do that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
All right, cool ladies and gentlemen, as to see that
dobp with some pop culture.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Take it away, all right, we cooper o Fife comes
on the radio, which mister Mackie sings to. Yep, there's
a real song. The title in many scenes from the episode,
from the scooters on the sidewalk to the scene where
scooters crash into mister Mackie's car are reference to the Birds.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Morrison called it at the start, right, Yeah, that was Joe.
The scene in which mister Mackie is collecting scooters as
a reference to the scene and it's the Great Pumpkin
Charlie Brown where Snoopy sneaks into a Halloween party. Eh,
mister Mackie is stealing the scooters and pushing over shinging
them over a cliff is a reference to the Grinch,
(44:41):
All right, this is okay. The security guard at the
phone tower is dressed as Jason Voorhees, and there's a
reference to as Jason by mister Mackie.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
The front used in Lully's candy Factory is similar to
the one used in Bully Wonka in the Chocolate Factory.
One of the candy that mister Mackie requested at Little
Lawley's Candy Factory was Hi Chew, a popular Japanese fruit
chew candy by Marina and Company. That's true, is pretty good,
(45:15):
Marin n agag.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Have you ever had hidshuw?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, it's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Stephen Stotch tells Ned and Jimbo that he is in
costume as Megan Kelly, who lost her talk show at
NBC due to her comment regarding the appropriateness of blackface.
It's a part of How oh My Gosh four days
before this episode originally aired Holy Shit. When mister Mackie
tells Jason that he is counselor and to trust him,
(45:46):
Jason gives him bewillered look. This is a reference to
how Jason Voorhes usually targets and kills his camp counselors
at Camp Crystal Lake after originally drowned due to the
camp counselors not paying attention. That is a good one.
The framing device, whereby in Elderly Kenny narrates an an
(46:07):
event from his childhood could be borrowing from stand By Me,
The Wonder Years or a Christmas Story. Some of the children,
such as Cartman, Kyle Craig, and Jimmy, are shown wearing
costumes that resemble characters from the popular video game Fortnite,
which was previously mentioned by Cartman and Dead Kids. She's
that game has been around for fucking ever. I know
(46:29):
that is it for your pop culture?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for some
storyline continuity. Tagarty Farms makes its second appearance in this episode.
Stan is still wearing a one teg Rety Farms T
shirt from the previous episode. The sign for mister Hankey's
Holiday pageant is seen when mister Hanky and Kenny are driving,
Sorry when mister Mackie and Kenny are driving, though it
has of course been canceled and spray painted across it.
(47:04):
Mister Mackie visits Lolly's Candy Factory, which was last seen
in season six and has gone under major renovation. Also,
Lolly the Candy Man appears to have aged significantly. This
is the seventh Halloween special. The others were Pink Eye,
Spooky Fish, Corn's Groovy, Pirate, Ghost, Mystery Hell on Her
two thousand and six, A Nightmare on FaceTime and Sons
(47:26):
of Witches. And this marks the first time since the
very early years of show that they were hallowing episodes
in consecutive seasons. And that is your continuity. Reese is
apparently Fortnite in South Park a collabing later this year. Wow,
I mean Fortnite's got everything. They've been collabing on everything
with everything, everybody, every ip.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Scoop on my phone. I play it from time to
time when I'm pooping.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Well, Scoop, tell you zero build mode. Okay, so you're
just running around shooting people. Yeah, got you. Well, what'd
you like about this episode, Scuba or what would you
just like? Tell us what you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
There's not too much to dislike about this episode overall
is pretty solid in my opinion. Yeah, a good episode.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Do you As far as Halloween episodes, what do you
what would you rank it? Do you think it's up
there with one of the best or is the middle
of the pack lower?
Speaker 2 (48:33):
What did you think I'd stick it in the middle
of the pack?
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Okay, okay, Well we listed off some of those Halloween episodes.
As far as the ones that we listed off, like
Hell on Earth, Nightmare on FaceTime, Pink Eye, Spooky Fish,
Corn Scroovy, Pirate Mystery. What's what is your favorite Halloween episode?
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Then Hell on Earth?
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Hell on Earth?
Speaker 2 (48:55):
That one is? I really like that one?
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Okay, all right, what about you? I think I probably
like a nightmare on FaceTime, so you could have hold on.
I said, I think I probably like a nightmare on FaceTime. Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
That was a good one.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
With the whole iPad getting scratched and then Randy who
are you people? And Blockbuster and everything. It's a good episode.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
That is a good one.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
As far as uh this as far as uh this
episode goes. Yeah, I mean this episode is a good episode.
I think it definitely talked about the culture at the
time with Scooters coming out, you know what I mean,
that was relevant. You know, you got and there was
one one solid story, you know, in regards to Scooters.
We didn't really get side stories, if you will, because Kenny,
(49:51):
you know, even a part of his story arc was
trying to figure out ways to trick or treat and
then eventually teaming up with mister Mackie to take Down's
cell phone tower. So I definitely like that. Let's talk
about a little bit of critical reception here. Avy Club
gave The Scoots an AS ratings, saying, with the one
two punch of this episode, integrity Farm, south Park is
(50:12):
hitting the halfway point of a solid winning streaks and
giving us ample reason to be excited for the second
half of the season. After the meandering of the problem
with the Pooh, the last two episodes have a sharp
humor and notably lighter touch in making their points. Here's
to hoping the sure footed vibe can continue for the
stretch run and South Park can deliver one of its
best seasons since is the show's early to mid two
thousand's peak. IGN gave The Scoots a seven point eight ratings, saying,
(50:37):
while not the best Halloween theme south Park episode, The
Scoots certainly has its moments. The East Scooter storyline is
a bit repetitive at first, but eventually it has great
payoff after a candy field apocalypse sweeps over south Park,
and the heavy focus on Kenny also helps this episode
stand out, especially in light of how little he's been
a big player in recent years. That's a good point,
rees says, I hope we get a new Halloween episode
(50:59):
this season. Yeah, me too. I would agree with you.
Let's take a look at the calendar, because right now
what they're doing is they're doing like every other week.
It seems like I guess that's the outline. So if
they do episode four on the third, episode five on
the seventeenth, episode six on October, first episode seven on
(51:22):
October the fifteenth, then October the twenty ninth would be
a Wednesday. So hopefully we do get a Halloween episode,
that would I mean, we'll be right in line with that. So, yeah,
I agree with you. Hopefully we do get a Halloween episode.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
That's been quite a few years since we've gotten anything Halloween,
isn't it.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yeah, Reesa. Speaking of IGN, did you all know the
Trump episode from the new season is the second highest
grossing and most watched South Park episode of all time? Wow?
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
That is pretty I re yeah, I saw that not too.
I saw that earlier, I think yesterday.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
All right, all right, all right, giggy, all right, Well,
ladies and gentlemen, it's gonna do it for another edition
of SMB South Park Review coming up next week. It's
(52:25):
time to get cereal. That's right, Al Gore is back
and south Park citizens are in danger of Man Bear
pe and they realized that only al Gore can help.
South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker basically make
(52:45):
an episode publicly apologizing to al Gore, and it's all
coming up bleak on another edition of smb A South
Park Review. Thanks so much, guys. Thanks so much guys
for hanging out in the chat room tonight, lab Ratt,
(53:07):
Joseph Morin re Adelaide as well as I saw some
numbers in the background that people were hanging out watching
the show, so thanks so much. If you were watching
the show, go ahead and comment the next time we're live.
We'd love to hear from you. And don't forget we
got a brand new episode coming out this week, September
the third. This episode will probably be out on September
(53:29):
the fourth. Go back and check out episode four of
South Park and we'll be back same time next week
for another edition SMBAS Salad Park Review. Thanks guys, thanks
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