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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back. That's right, Welcome back to
another editionis m B A south Park reaching Every week
(00:34):
we break down south Park for you in linear fashion,
one by one, until every episode it is John or
until we're at least caught up. And today it is
a very interesting day to record an edition of south
Park in the world of the United States. As people
are dying. It's crazy, but we're here to try to
(00:58):
give you some relief. Try to take your mind off things,
try to make you laugh. Take a shot with us,
take a drink with us, Light up a doobie, and
let's hang out. What's up, lab Rat? Thanks for joining
us here live. Scoop's getting he's pregaming here, He's ready
(01:20):
to rock and roll. Interview some south Park today. Waiting
for the night, but waiting for the night, get a
little well. I gotta tell you, Scoop. It's time to
get cereal.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It is time to get cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's time to get cereal. This is season twenty two,
episode six, SMB number two hundred and ninety six. This
is the two hundred and ninety third overall episode of
south Park, first airing on November the seventh, twenty and eighteen.
(01:57):
What's up, Zane Vicious? Thanks thanks for showing up. Appreciate
you dropping in or just starting so you came perfect timing.
So this is the synopsis of this episode. South Park
citizens are in danger and the boys realize that only
al Gore can help. So this is how it starts off.
(02:18):
Jimbo and Net are seen hunting on Taggarty Farms. Taggarty Farms,
they find strange bear prints that decide to follow them
until they are spotted by Randy and Stan, the former
of which starts be rating them until a pig roar
is heard. Ned, scared, runs away and is captured by
man bar Peg as the others look on in fear.
(02:38):
And at Park County Police Station, Hedison Yates damn Foyt
Copp is finishing an end of ship report, end of shift,
end of shit, end of shift report. He starts leaving
though to play Red Dead Redemption two, before being called
back because of a call about a school shooting that occurred.
So this is of course this episode where Harrison Yates
is and everybody is obsessed with the game Red Dead
(03:00):
Redemption too, because it had just come out at this time.
Gosh that was what twenty eighteen? That was seven years ago, almost,
Scoop seven. Shoo, I know we're getting old, brother, I
know we are getting old. I agree, I agree, all right,
So let's jump into some clips here on another edition
(03:21):
of smb A South Park Review.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah you got it, Ned, that was a nice yacht.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Thanks, I got so, dude. Come on, let's see what
we got.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Looks like you shout the shit out of it. They're
death and left.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Hey, all of a sudden, here you ever seen animal
tracks that big prints?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I have not, Jimbo, looks like them, a huge one.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I'm on the track sticle this one.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What's up, Joe Morrin?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Look at that?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Looks like bear croppies, but with a man poop right
next to him.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I'm scared. What the hell are we dealing with?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Need?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Whatever it is?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It was here recently?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
The hell you guys doing on my farm?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Cracking a bear? Randy bear?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
That didn't sound like no bear? Where are you going in?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That starts running away?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Not in my eye, he's.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Anyway. He rips him apart and he takes off running
with him. You're muted though, right now, Scoop.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Just so you know, she just scared the Supra.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, okay, well anyway, Harrison Yeates now at the police department, and.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
The two hikers are still missing. Let's have all units
to keep their ears to the ground. All right, ladies,
that's it. Second ship starts. Now that's for me. I'm
finally heading home, finally get some R and R. Sir, yep,
you gonna go home and play me some red dead
redemption too. I got a train to Robin Valentine to
talk too. Got a call from the school. Another kid's
been killed. No, no, not another school shooting. Can't they
(05:52):
handle it themselves? Said, they need us right away?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
God damn it. Why the hell can't these kids stop
being a pain in my ass?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
So they shut? What's up? Adelaid, thanks for dropping in.
Appreciate you as well, he says. Adelaie says, I'm on
a zoom meeting watching you guys and watching on the
same phone. Nice Joe says, Ned's voice cracks him up
every time, and again, thanks thanks Zane for showing up.
Appreciate you and of course Labrette always being here too,
(06:23):
so you yeah, exactly, guys, Appreciate you dropping in. Yates
investigates at South Park elementary and finds the kid's body
ripped apart on the ground. He still continues to believe
that this was a shooting and brings Cartman and Kenny,
the two biggest loaners, in for questioning. Stan tells the
boys that the kid was maulled by a creature, worried
it was coming after them. At Kyle's house, Stan and
Kyle investigate what the creature might be and discover it
(06:45):
was man bear pig. Stan realizes they were warned about it,
and they go in search of al Gore. And then
Adelaie says, Columbine just happened again today. I just heard
on the news there was another school shooting today. That
is true, but everyone's kind of distracted in Adelai with
(07:06):
what happened with you in Utah with Charlie Kirk. That
was crazy today as well.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And then of course Joe says, love the fact that
red dead redemption too is more important than school shootings.
All right, jump back, jumping back into some cliffs here, children.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Everyone just stayed back.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, the police are coming.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
All right, what happened? What grade was the shooter in? Oh?
Thank god?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Some kindergartens found the body. I don't think it was
a shooting.
Speaker 9 (07:41):
Of course, it's a school shootings, cut and dry. It's
just get it over with so I can go home.
Where's the victim over there?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And it's mauled?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
What hell? It's a complete mauling. It looks like part
of them was heating. All right.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
If I have to stay here in dune investigation instead
of go home and rob a train, there's gonna be
sirious tale to pay.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So what was he doing alone on the playground?
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Stacy and the Cobby says, he just wanted to run
back out and get his football.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Whoop.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
And there were bear prints in the snow. It wasn't
a bear.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
I saw it.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You saw what it was.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
At my house there was a thing. It attacked my
uncle and took his friend.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
It was like a bear, but a pig thing pig.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
It was at my house and then here at the school.
Everyone says that kid and I look alike, what if
that thing is after me?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Now you're just overreacting.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Attention plays well. The following students report to the principal's office.
Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What did I do this time?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
So now that the principal's office.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
You go first, guinny boot boo woo woofing, wrong, stop
being a baby?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Can you go.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Take a seat? Boys right there? You know how shitt
it is to be a cap.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
There's real emergencies every day, real people who need real help.
But then every other minute, I gotta stop everything because
when of your little fuck watch decides to go and
shoot up the school.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Shut up? Now, which one of you had a beef
with Colin Brooks?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Nobody gets a shit about Colin Brooks.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
I asked the kids in this school who are the
biggest loaners who's most likely to rage and be the
next school shooter?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You know what they said? The fat, ugly mean kid
and the detached loaner. Poor kid.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I'm not poor, all right?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Or was it? Both of you? Fess up?
Speaker 9 (09:50):
I have people in Horseshoe overlook who are depending on
me to get provisions so we can head back east.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
You're playing red dead redemption.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Too, that's right, and I'm gonna make both both of
you school shooters paid for wasting my time.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh my gosh. Okay, So, as I mentioned now, they're
researching here in regards to the creature.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Keep looking.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
There's a lot of people saying they saw Kyle's not
just me evidence of the creature of South Park.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
This is like a conspiracy website. It's not a conspiracy,
it's real. Keep going down the video there right there. Yeah,
that's what I saw. Let's not worry man, Bear Pig,
Man Bear Pig.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Don't you remember, dude, we were warned about this. That
weirdo guy who came and told us this what happened?
He was right, you guys, you guys the police are
trying to say me and can't he kill that douche
back Colin Brooks? What They questioned us for hours. They
said they have enough to get warns for our arrest.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
But it wasn't. You guys, we know that. What the
hell are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Who was that ex president guy, the one who showed
up and tried to convince everyone of a man bear pig.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Al Gore, al Gore, al Gore? What's up?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Ree?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah? Today was a crazy day, I agree, What a
crazy ass day? All right? So now Sergeant Yeates gives
another report the police station, insisting Cartman and Kenny are
kept in separate cells. He again tries to leave to
play Red Dead Redemption, but it's informed that a more
dead kid that starts pond, which, even though it was
outside the school, he still believes was a school shooting.
(11:31):
The boys then begin to search for al Gore, and
learn leads them to Graham Ercy Lanes, which is a
bowling which where he is a bowling champion. How do
you pronounce that fucking thing, ram Mercy?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
They tell him that he was right about Man para
Pig and asks for help, which he refuses. He tells
him to apologize, and when Cartman does, he believes that
it was not sincere. And then ever and then at
Red Lobster, a man speaks to his wife a man
Barry Pig Pig. He explains it even though some people
believe it, he does not mean He explains though even
(12:08):
though some people believe in it, it does not mean
it's real. He boasts his opinion that it's made up.
And then while Manbarry Pig breaks in behind him and
starts attacking people. When he notices, he questions what they
can do now that will make a difference, before being
killed by it. Of course, this is a satirization on
global warming. Is what al Gore was, you know, talking
(12:31):
about in earlier episodes with Man Bear Pig himself. Now,
Man Bear Pig back then didn't necessarily wasn't supposed to be.
I don't think it was meant to be about global warming,
but they brought it back so because back then it
was just about al Gore being an idiot. But I
like how they turn it back around and basically apologize
to al Gore. All right, backa Park County Police station
(12:57):
super Seal reesays, I'm glad you all decided is soon
tonight Sight has been crazy and that's the only podcast
I'll look forward to and brings a smile. Oh, we
appreciate you. Well, yeah, today has been crazy. We know
it's been a weird yeah in the United States, so
we appreciate you dropping in in.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
My reporter see that their cartman and Kenny McCormick are
believed to have worked together. I have issued warrants for
their arrest and this case is now in the hands
of the DA and I am finally going home. Keep
McCormick and cartment in separate holding sales and don't wait
on me to book them. I'm gonna be playing Red
Dead redemption for the next eighteen hours. Dective, what there's
(13:38):
more dead kids out in the woods by Stark's.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Pond in the woods.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
There was a school shooting out in the woods. Outside
of school is the one place kids are supposed to.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Be safe, saying it's really bad, sir, need all units.
God damn it. These kids don't stop killing each other.
I'm gonna shoot them all.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Myself, all right. So now the kids here looking searching
for al Gore.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Hello, uh, we're looking for a government sort of guy
named al Gore. Al Gore.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Al Gore sounds familiar.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He said he was almost president once.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
He came to our town to want us about something
and we had to find him.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh yeah, this looks like Jim Turner, who woo the
state bowling champion five years in a row. You can
always catch him practicing down at Grammercy Lanes.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Ocus Focus Home Center. Yeah, die die you penns Oh,
we've got a straggler, do we. You're gonna die just
like the rest.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Of them, mister Gore Focus calm Algore, that's the name
I haven't heard in a long time. I don't know
if you remember us, but we're the kids you got
to help try and capture mambear Pig. Well, uh, you
were right. You're totally right. Manbear Pig is real and
(15:19):
h he's killing lots of people in our town.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Oh fucks for you.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
We need your help.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Oh is it inconvenient?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Now?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I tried to warn you all, but no one took
me serial. You all just made fun of me, didn't you. Well,
now you can just deal with it yourselves.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Please just tell us how do you stop it?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
You stop it? All those years ago when I freaking
warned you and you still had time.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
There has to be something we can still do. Please,
mister Gore, you're the only person who knows anything about it.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Say you're sorry for making fun of me.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
We didn't, we didn't realize there.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Were You're sorry for making fun of me. That didn't
sound serial at all.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Didn't sound at all.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh boy, Outside of schools one of the place kids
are supposed to be safe. Sadly that's not true for teens, kids,
adults and politicians. That is true. Reen, that's a great
statement there. I agree with that, totally agree. Thanks again
once the guys again for joining us live. We appreciate you.
If you miss any of the episode, all the podcasts
are put out south Park Pod, SNBA, south Park Review
(16:43):
on all podcast outlets. Let's go to here to the
next scene here where we're at Red Lobster, where as
I mentioned, basically, this guy is telling his girl that
he's with that he doesn't believe in Man Bear Pig.
And then even when man Bear Pig shows up, he's like, well,
man bear pick is here. What am I going to
do about it now? Oh? Oh, reesays, and there goes
the stream. Did we just get shut down? I hope not.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
We did.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
We got suspended for policy violations.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I don't know, probably like the school shootings or something.
So probably would probably something to do with shootings.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
We did something. Adelaid's on Twitch she says, we did
something wrong. Oh well, I don't know what to say. Uh,
head on over to Twitch, Head on over to twitch,
Slash Matthew Underscore, Chapherd.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's cool that I can see Twitch. Can Twitch see
me with my comments? Or do I have to sign
into Twitch for them to see me on Twitch?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But you have to you'd have to sign into twitch. Okay,
oh boy, that sucks. Okay, well, hopefully you guys will
migrate over there. I appreciate that. Sorry about that. For
(18:01):
those listening back to this later. I guess we violated something.
I don't know. Maybe it would like Scoop mentioned, maybe
it was the the dead kids stuff like that. Because
I have only been showing thirty second clips or less, so.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Still evidence of a man bear pig.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Well, there's a lot of smart people saying man pig
is real.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah, and a lot of smarter people saying it isn't. Okay.
What you need to understand, Susan, is that everyone has
an agenda. Okay, everyone wants to use the fear of
a man bear pig to get what they want. They
throw around bad science, bad taxidermy. People coming out of
the woodwork are now experts on the subject.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, my own brain, sweetheart, Well maybe I should censor this.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
You don't care about the world. You want to believe
it's real. You go right on ahead, Susan.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
No, it's right there, it's right there behind you.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Hey, man pick is really What are we gonna do
about it?
Speaker 10 (19:05):
Now?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
What are we gonna do that's gonna make any difference? Now, Susan?
What can we do that everyone else will just gonna keeping?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
And that guy died Yeah, we're back on YouTube if
you want to jump back over to YouTube, or you
can hang out on Twitch. Either way, we appreciate you
being live. I think it's probably definitely the the the
graphic nature of Man Bear Pick that probably violated YouTube's
policies and stuff like that. So, but it's all good.
(19:43):
Let's uh take a look here, man, this isn't this
This might just be a hard episode for us to review,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's it's it's pretty
it's pretty graphic in general.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Right, Yeah, this is one more Yeah, this is definitely
one of the more graphic episodes.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah. So, the boys throw a party for al Gore
and Olive Garden to convince him to help. This includes
a lot of food, a song, and video clips of
real al Gore in the past. He then tells them
that he they just want to apologize for them making
fun of him. He mentions that he plays Redemption too,
but does not know how to sell items, so the
boys agree to help him, and then at bask and Robbins,
(20:22):
the cops investigate another attack. Sargant Yates finds out Cartman
and Kenny are on the run with Stana. Kyle and
tells all the cops to try and find them. Another
cop convinces Yates to go home and relax with some
red dead redemption.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
And even still, we're still coming up to a more
violent part of the episode with a showdown between some foreshadowing.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
All right, so here's all of.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Oh thanks guy, you shouldn't have what did you guys
get me?
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Look is that you were right about member pigs on
the picture?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
So now maybe we can all work together.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Huh, hang on, it's movie time, go go start it up.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So now they show the video.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Oh look, go.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Ahead, who did al.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Gore run against? I can't remember?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
George W. Bush? All right, and technically technically al Gore
after it was technically al Gore one. He should have
ended up being president after they recounted the votes, but
he didn't end up like pursuing it further. So George W. Bush,
(21:50):
that's right, let's put into office. I was alive for that.
I remember the.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Old enough to But I was gonna say, who would
you have actually voted for? That's a stupid question, that's
a dumb question. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It was just a kid back then. It was like
people were saying keep your tush out of the bush.
People were saying, don't be a bore for al Gore.
I don't know. There was stupid slogans back then. I
remember that though, But.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Then we wouldn't have gotten the word pontificate.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
And then and uh, you know, well, we we're gonna
work hard, you know, we're uh, we're gonna go coming
on Saturdays and do whatever it takes.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
How'd you like the Kyoto conference, George, Oh that's a
very nice car.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Uh shit, Okay, back to Olive Garden with Cora.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
There I am campaigning to be president, not me with Pillery.
There's more of me on the campaign trail, so full
of dreams. Oh look it's me when I found out
I lost the election.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Boom.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
But then look there's me getting an Academy award. Okay,
stop now, who said anything about stopping MVP.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
You told us to do all.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
This, yeah, to make up for ripping on me.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
You're still not even gonna help us.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
I've moved on from this life, Okay. I have a
new life.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
Now.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I'm a bowler and when I'm not bowling, I help
out my guys, my family. Now we're wanted in Blackwater
and we have to move our camp soon. I just
got it. Who's got this?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
The last supper?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
That was fucking great?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah? All right, so this continues on this continued, blah
blah blah. Okay, I can't really show you the next scene.
I mean, I'm gonna I'll do a quick flash here boom.
Lots of graphic nature. It's a lot of graphic nature.
So I can't really show you the scene. This is
a hard episode to actually review. I didn't even think
(24:08):
about it, all right, So I'm gonna play it in
the background.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 9 (24:13):
School shooting in an ice cream shop, damn it. When
children leave school, they're supposed to be out of harm's way.
Detective Sir, we got word on the two suspects.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
They appear to be on the run. I would be
too if I were guilty. No one has seen them
or they're too close at friends Marsh and Pravloski. So
we got it's a gang of shooters. Huh. How the
hell hard can it be? To fine?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
And again, I'll show you one more time. Here is
a bloody basket robins. It's just covered in blast. Basket
robins in general, pretty bad. Let's see here.
Speaker 9 (24:49):
Four boys, sir, why don't you take a break, Sir,
you've been hitting it hard.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
We'll do all we can to catch these kids. Go home,
play some red Dead with emp.
Speaker 9 (25:02):
I'd admit i'd love to see the sunrise over Citadel
Rocket again.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
And I got me a gal who claims she's got
a sad mission too.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
It.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Go on, hosten, We'll take.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Care of everything here.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Okay, now I can show you this clip.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Here.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Is there information I ever gathered on manbar Peg?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Where did mander Pig come from? Is it some sort
of genetic mutation?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Oh? I thought that once too. I wanted to find
Man bear Pig's origins, and so I created this the implant.
With that, I was able to search everywhere for any
body of paid. And what I learned is that Man
bear Peg is a demon. This is the temptation of
Saint Anthony.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
This is the temptation of Saint Anthony. Oh boy, yeah.
So al Gore takes the boys to a secret search
storage locker or all the information on Man bear Pig is.
He tells the boys that Man Bear Pig is actually
a demon and says that they need to do a
demonic ritual. Sergeant Yates arrives home to his wife and
starts playing Red Dead Redemption two. Maggie Yates asked him
(26:15):
to have lunch with their Hairs and Yates then notice
his game has been played since he last played and
discovers that Maggie has played without him. Angry, he starts
a new safe game and then, in the words of
al Gore, the boys performing a demonic ritual. He tries
to get the boys to say he was right again,
and stand snaps, annoyed that he does not know what
he is doing before the ritual begins, leading him to
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have to apologize again. Satan is summoned and tells the
group that to find out about Man Bear Pig, they
need to go to the library made.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
By Martin Shungar. It depicts several d demons wolf, monkey, Guy, chicken,
fish woman, and elephant porcupine man, all of them dangerous
sent by the Devil himself. Oh my god, what I
should play Red Dead on this computer with all three screens?
I'd be so bitch and sweet. Why does the devil
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do anything? He's the freaking double, He's the deck. It's
probably too late by now. Man Bear Pig is so
powerful that the only way to get rid of him
is to send him back to hell. We're going to
have to do a demonic ritual. All I can say is,
you boys better get to the grocery store, because it's time.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
To get cereal. It's time to get cereal. All right,
let's jump ahead here, here's a Sergeant Yeats coming home
to want to play Red Dead Redemption two.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Was Red Dead Redemption to actually good game. Never played it,
never played it. Never looked into Red Dead, never looked
into Red Deademption two. Had a friend who I lost
to it for like three months or some ship, and
then all of a sudden he crawled out of the
wood where he's like, hey, guys, y'all want to chilligain.
(28:08):
I never played it. It's a good game, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
It's a good game.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Goddamn?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I mean you've played the Grand Theft Auto games, right
of course. Yeah. So it's like Grand Theft Auto but
in the West, and instead of cars, it's horses, and
you're it's a huge map and you're traveling from town
to town and setting up your own towns, and yeah,
it's it's a pretty good game. Red De Redemption one
(28:35):
was good and then Red Dead under the Nightmare where
zombies was good? Red Den Redemption two. You know I
can't believe you never played it. Well, don't worry. You
can get Red Dead Redemption one right now on the switch.
They poured it over. You'd get it for the switch.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
All right, I'm down. I'm gonna give it a shot.
I'm gonna check it out. Never played Red Dead Redemption,
and here we go tonight. I'm playing it.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh my god, definitely definitely try it out. So he
sits down to play Red Dey Redemption.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
I haven't seen days. I've missed you so much. Come
have some supper with me, Maggie.
Speaker 9 (29:14):
I just need to relax a bit, all right, please,
I've been waiting for this a long time. Give me
a quit a minute. The house in Valentine is built?
Where did I get a sniper rifle?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Maggie?
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Did you play over my safe game? I just a
little bit on my safe game. Why didn't you start
your own? You're never home anymore with all these school shootings.
I need a life too, you know. So I robbed
a lumber mill in Manto's rest. I've graded my horse
and got a sniper rifle, that's my life, Maggie.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I was going for more honor points. God damn it.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Why can't we have a life to gather. I haven't
gotten to playing three days. You've done all this stuff
without me. You got deputized.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
God damn it.
Speaker 9 (29:58):
That doesn't Where are you going starting a new life,
creating a new save game?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
They can't possibly go all the way back to the
snow level again? What joy do I have? Now?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I hate the Snow level.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
But okay, I completely understand if you went in and
you fucked up my Breath of the Wild or Tears
of the Kingdom or any of my Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Says anything like that, We're gonna have words.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
We are going to have.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Words.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
That is why what?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Why did you start a new game?
Speaker 6 (30:41):
What did you do it?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Or completely change it?
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
That would suck, That would suck.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I know all of us game nerds, we are game lovers.
I know our saves are important because it's our progress,
it's where we are. And then someone comes in and
all of a sudden, it's like, wait a second, where's
all my ship gone?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
No, he made a good point, though. Why didn't she
just start a new save file? It's because she didn't
want to fucking snow level exactly. Fucker the snow level annoying.
It takes up. That's Red Dead Redemption two. It takes
up like the first half hour to an hour. It's
really annoying. But once you get and a lot of
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people bitch about it, but once you get past it,
then the game opens up, and that's a really good game.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Okay, So yeah, okay, pretty much like any any game
where it's like the starting area is pretty much suck,
and then once you get past it, it really gives
you a reward for sticking through it.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, I mean, I mean, it's not like that in
Red Dead Redemption one, but it definitely is like that
in Red Dead Redemption two. It looks like we're still
live on YouTube, but if you want to stay on twitch,
I definitely understand everybody either way, We appreciate you dropping
in and trying, you know, hanging out chatting with us
and watching the show. All right, let's move on to
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the next scene here where the boys are trying to
Now you're gonna go with al Gore to perform the
demonic ritual.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Oh ah my, what Satan has put forth upon this
earth mayn be summoned and banished forever.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
You come on, what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
This is stupid.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
He was right before.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
We call upon the powers of darkness. Come on, guys,
we call upon the al Gore was right. Al Gore
was right all along, al along.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We should have listeners videotaping them.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
We should listen to al Wait? Wait are you videoing us?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's Instagram Live. Keep going where you're gonna take it
out or more stereo?
Speaker 7 (33:05):
All right, all right, that's enough. You need to stop
wasting our time. Dude, people are dying. You don't have
a fucking clue what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
And then, oh boy, who we're saying?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
You were saying, oh shit, God, damn it.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
He's pissed.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
You have any idea what it's like to start over?
Speaker 9 (33:45):
You walk four hours through the snow, relearning everything, all
because your bitch wife wouldn't spend all your hard earned
money on upgrades.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
You didn't want.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
I get one little break from work, one little break,
and I didn't even get back to the first brawl.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
At this.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
You can actually bypass that fight if you go hunting
with Dutch. Shut up these school shootings. Why don't you
hear me.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
I want this case closed by the end of the night,
one way or another, and let's move out.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
Harry comes first. Prepare yourselves.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Summoned me into this ground?
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, no, toy, what do you think we were? Torn?
Friends up? Darkness? It is I I was almost president.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
What do you wish of mere?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
A demon from hell has been unleased upon our world.
We demand to know its nature. We demand to know
it's reason for coming. There is only one place you
can find the answers you can see.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
It is the place where all knowledge becomes No. Your
local library.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Ah, your local library is an excellent resource for whatever
you wish to learn. Yes that I come on these
to come with us to the local library. And I
am very all, very well.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
The library. Uh yeah, it's good. That's uh it's from
the newest episode.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
It's in the newest episode.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
In the latest episode, we find out that Trump and
Satan have a baby. That that uh Trump knocks up
Satan with the butt baby.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Uh okay, I'm gonna have to check it out. Yeah.
I think I'm actually two episodes behind, which is I
just it's been too busy, you know, and the new
ones I like to sit down and watch instead of
just kind of watch. I want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
That's right, or it doesn't make sense, it makes sense. Well,
we're almost done with the episode. Here at South Park
Public Library, Satan finds out Man Bear Pig came out
of a deal that was made with someone in the town.
The library is then summoned surrounded by cops headed by Yates,
still angry over what his wife did by instruction of
al Gore, the boys go outside to convince them that
the town and Man Bear Pick is real and people
(36:44):
need to take action now. Yates does not listen and
gets the cops to lock the boys up before leaving
to play Red Dead Redemption, and then as Shady acres,
the old people watch the boys getting arrested on TV,
with stand telling people someone made a deal with Man
Bear Pig. Marvin Marsh Grandpa Mark just horrified, asking himself
what has he done, suggesting he did the deal. Yeah,
(37:06):
I don't know what's going on with YouTube tonight.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
There.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You know, we're doing the whole thing where we normally,
you know, showed thirty seconds less of it. But I
think it's because of the graphic nature of the episode
that they really hit us on. So sorry about that, guys,
if you're trying to watch it on YouTube, but always
available as well on twitch dot tv. Slash Matthew underscore
shaft from my page because Twitch seems to be okay
with it.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah, guys, guys over here, I think I found it.
What you're dealing with is a sifter of fate. So
there's these teams actually come once every few generations. They're
all about.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Making deals, making deals.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yeah, check it out. The sifter of faith thrives on
tempting mankind. It will always offer a deal in exchange
for mercy, but the carnage will be a thousand times
worse when the debt comes due.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Okay, so wait, now you're saying that someone in our
town made a deal with that thing.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Now it's here to claim it's part of the bar.
It's sort of like when you're part of a gang
feuding with a rival gang. You know you're right around
on your horse thinking it won't all catch up with you,
but it always does. You're playing Red Dead Redemption two, so.
Speaker 9 (38:10):
Good, right, school shooters, we have you surrounded.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Come out with your hands up.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
Oh Jesus, you gotta tell them, mister gor tell them
it wasn't us.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
No, they don't listen to me.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Kids.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
It's up to you, young people. Now you have to
find a way to get people to take this seal.
You must convince people there's a man bear Pig, which
Satan told you is a fate sifter demon that made
a deal with someone in this town.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
That's gonna be impossible.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Yeah, sounds really hard, doesn't it. People might not believe
you and like make fun of you and stuff for
you guys.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
For you guys, Ah, for you guys.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
They're coming out hands where we can see them.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Everyone listen, Man bear Pig is real.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
It's a demon that thrives on making deals to exploit
mankind's weaknesses.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I am super duper cereal.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
We all have to work together, you guys, this one time.
We have to all put our pride aside and be
willing to say maybe we were wrong.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
All right, Lock these little fuckers up. That's it, gentlemen.
Case closed.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Now I've got a goddamn stage coach to Robin Scarlet Meadows.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Well done, sir, No.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
No, please, somebody made a deal with man bear Pig.
We have to find out who.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Billy Billy?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
What have I done?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Bully, and that is how the episode comes to a close.
Uh Re says, I really like this part. It's a
metaphor for Trey and Matt saying young people are the
voice free climate change. That is very, very true as well.
That's a bot. Well, well, ladies and gentlemen, we'll come
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(40:13):
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(40:55):
did not like this episode. But ladies and gentlemen, time
for some pop pop culture. Let's break it down. This
episode is that heavily references Red Dead Redemption two, particularly
with Harrison Yates more than once he references the feature
(41:15):
of being able to rob trains, amongst other gameplay references.
Star Wars episode four, a new Hope is alluded to. Sorry,
did say four? Is that right there?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I was right. Star Wars episode four New Hope is
alluded to when Al Gore says of his own name,
that's a name I haven't heard in a long time,
in similar fashion to the character Obi Wan Kenobi. Real
life news reels including al Gore can be seen in
Olive Garden. They include him on the campaign trail in
two thousand during his bid to become the US president
with his wife Tipper and his running mate Joe Lieberman,
(41:53):
with Hillary Clinton during the twenty sixteen presidential election, with
George W. Bush in front of his official residence after
conceding the two thousand presidential election, and walking the red
carpet with his family. In two thousand and seven, after
being nominated for an Oscar Film for his movie An
Inconvenient Truth, Shoguner showed Gowers the Temptation of Saint Anthony
(42:14):
is seen in the library and use to evidence the
existence of Man Bear Pig and his origins as a demon.
The episode mock PSAs in general but in particular those
promoting libraries by enthusiasm and how important the local library is.
And finally, al Gore tells the boys that he invented
the Internet after showing them hisscomputer. This is a reference
(42:35):
to the popular misconception that al Gore made such a
claim while campaigning for president. In actuality, he stated that
quote he took the initiative in creating the Internet, a
true statement, referencing multiple bills he authored as a senator
funding arp Net and promoting the Dell and promoting the
development of Internet technology. And that is your pop culture.
(43:09):
And now that s of the c that double op
is going to read us luf some trivia, Scoop. What's
the trivia this week?
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Fucked up?
Speaker 6 (43:19):
Whack money?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Okay, okay, okay for those who are watching, Yeah, that's
what I just did. I just whacked the shit out
of Okay, some trivia. Here we go. The original title
of the episode was Deal of the Decade, However, four
days prior to air, the title was changed to Time
(43:40):
to Get Cereal. I think Time to Get Cereal was
a better idea. Ned Garblonski receives the first speaking role
in an episode since season fives Here Comes the Neighbor,
which aired about seventeen years prior to this Holy Shit.
Although he also spoke in South Park Stick of Truth
(44:00):
in south Park The Fractured but Hole, this episode marks.
This episode marks Satan's first appearance and speaking role since
season eighteen's Freemium Isn't Free. Even though he appears during
Henrietta's ultimate in South Park The Fractured but Hole, he
(44:21):
he doesn't speak al Gore returns. Aside from South Park
The Stick of Truth, his last significant role was brief
appearance in the Imagination Land saga. Man Bear Pig is
shown in reality for the second time after I Imagination
Land episode two in this In this as in this instance, however,
(44:46):
it is confirmed to be a demon and not a
fictional character, as opposed to walking through the gate to
Imagination Land. Real life restaurant chains, Olive Garden, Red Lobster,
and Baskin Robbins are shown in this episode. Last, but
not least, Stan wears his normal brown winter coat in
(45:09):
one of the promo pictures his brown winter coat and
one of the promo pictures for this episode, but in
the actual episode he wears this stupid taggreed farm shirt
I'd wear one.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
And that is your tribune and ladies and general last
bit of information here continuity Like the Scientists and Security
and Imagination episode Imagination Man, I can't fucking read the
night either. Like the Scientists and Security in Imagination Land
episode two, stand fumbles over how to describe man bear
pig a picture of Kyle and his elephant. A picture
(45:46):
of Kyle and his elephant is seen in his room,
referencing an elephant makes love.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
To a pig.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Due to the previous school shootings and the season, Harrison
yet assumes that more happened during the episode. Al Gore's
hideout was still located at the US store at lock
Ups in South Park to stick a truce. And finally,
this is the seventh time Carbon has been arrested and
Adelaide thanks for joining us live. We appreciate you so
have a good night, beautiful soul. My brain is breaking
(46:14):
listening to two meetings at once. Well, we appreciate you
dropping by. All right, scoop, What did you like or
dislike about this episode?
Speaker 2 (46:25):
This episode, to me is definitely one of the more solid.
I liked this episode these next two episodes actually this one.
In the next next one. It's one of my favorite
scenes with Stayton sitting there with them in the library
reading the book and figuring out it's a demon and
somebody in the town made a deal. Like there's not
(46:49):
a whole lot like at all about this episode that
I don't like, And that might be a hot take,
I don't know, but yeah, I really liked this episode,
you know.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Okay, all right, the didn't think you did. So you're
saying there's nothing you didn't you disliked, you liked it,
not really know? Yeah, okay, what what's maybe some of
the key elements of this episode that you that you
like the most?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Like I was saying the scene with them sitting in
the library with Satan figuring out who the demon was
and everything Stan Uh them with al Gore at the
bowling alley is another one of my favorite scenes of
all time, Like it sucks for you and then smacks
(47:33):
the pin like that's just that's so good. And then
we have the ending where uh Grandpa foreshadowing that he's
the one that made the deal with by.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
All right, yeah, no, I agree with all that. I
thought this episode was a funny episode, especially when this
first episode came out I remember like being like, holy crap,
South Park is actually apologizing to somebody they've made fun of.
This has got to be the first time they've ever
apologized to someone they made fun of, and they did
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so for al Gore. I mean, if you think back
that episode back in was it back in two thousand,
two thousand and one or two thousand and seven, I'm
sorry when an inconvenienthoose came out, So we're talking eleven
years later they finally made a apology to al Gore.
And then as we were talking, as it was talked
about here in the chat, al Gore liked this episode
(48:32):
as well, so I mean he thought it was good too, Like, damn, Rod,
I'm getting my freaking come up on there. I like
the fact that they used man bear pig as the
notion for climate control climate change and that it's coming
and it's killing people and then it's taking over. And
(48:53):
then you got people at that guy at the Red
Lobster Red Lobster restaurant who was like, uh, well, what
are we gonna do now? Huh well, what are we
gonna do now? It's already here? And then he he
gets viciously eaten as well. Overall, though, Yeah, a lot
of graphic violence in this episode that we couldn't show
(49:15):
on YouTube or we did show on YouTube, and that's
why it got us pulled. So we hope you enjoyed
that aspect of you're watching Lives with Us still on Twitch.
But I agree with you, there's not much here about
this episode that I disliked. I thought that this episode
would probably be in my top one hundred, what about you.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
I'm gonna go a little bit further. It's definitely in
my top fifties.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Wow, okay, yeah, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
It's probably sitting in about the forties somewhere there and
then the forties with the next episode right above it.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Okay, all right, well then, ladies and gentlemen, that's gonna
do it. We got through it, even though YouTube didn't
like us. Tonight, on another edition of sm be a
South Park review coming up next week, It's Nobody Got Cereal.
It's the continuation of this episode. The boys break out
of jail, are on the run from the police and
(50:10):
from Man Bear Pig, and we're gonna find out more
about what Grandpa Marsh did back in the day to
cut this deal with Man Bearry pig, Will the boys
be able to cut their own deal? What happens next?
It's all coming up next week on another redition of
SMB South Park Review. And if you're watching us live
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Go check out his channel, go hang out with them,
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Speaker 3 (50:58):
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(01:20):
to rock and roll. Interview some south Park today. Waiting
for the night, but waiting for the night, get a
little well. I gotta tell you, Scoop. It's time to
get cereal.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It is time to get cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's time to get cereal. This is season twenty two,
episode six, SMB number two hundred and ninety six. This
is the two hundred and ninety third overall episode of
south Park, first airing on November the seventh, twenty and eighteen.
(01:57):
What's up, Zane Vicious? Thanks thanks for showing up. Appreciate
you dropping in or just starting so you came perfect timing.
So this is the synopsis of this episode. South Park
citizens are in danger and the boys realize that only
al Gore can help. So this is how it starts off.
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Jimbo and Net are seen hunting on Taggarty Farms. Taggarty Farms,
they find strange bear prints that decide to follow them
until they are spotted by Randy and Stan, the former
of which starts be rating them until a pig roar
is heard. Ned, scared, runs away and is captured by
man bar Peg as the others look on in fear.
(02:38):
And at Park County Police Station, Hedison Yates damn Foyt
Copp is finishing an end of ship report, end of shift,
end of shit, end of shift report. He starts leaving
though to play Red Dead Redemption two, before being called
back because of a call about a school shooting that occurred.
So this is of course this episode where Harrison Yates
is and everybody is obsessed with the game Red Dead
(03:00):
Redemption too, because it had just come out at this time.
Gosh that was what twenty eighteen? That was seven years ago, almost,
Scoop seven. Shoo, I know we're getting old, brother, I
know we are getting old. I agree, I agree, all right,
So let's jump into some clips here on another edition
(03:21):
of smb A South Park Review.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah you got it, Ned, that was a nice yacht.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Thanks, I got so, dude. Come on, let's see what
we got.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Looks like you shout the shit out of it. They're
death and left.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Hey, all of a sudden, here you ever seen animal
tracks that big prints?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I have not, Jimbo, looks like them, a huge one.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I'm on the track sticle this one.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What's up, Joe Morrin?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Look at that?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Looks like bear croppies, but with a man poop right
next to him.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I'm scared. What the hell are we dealing with?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Need?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Whatever it is?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It was here recently?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
The hell you guys doing on my farm?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Cracking a bear? Randy bear?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
That didn't sound like no bear? Where are you going in?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That starts running away?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Not in my eye, he's.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Anyway. He rips him apart and he takes off running
with him. You're muted though, right now, Scoop.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Just so you know, she just scared the Supra.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, okay, well anyway, Harrison Yeates now at the police department, and.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
The two hikers are still missing. Let's have all units
to keep their ears to the ground. All right, ladies,
that's it. Second ship starts. Now that's for me. I'm
finally heading home, finally get some R and R. Sir, yep,
you gonna go home and play me some red dead
redemption too. I got a train to Robin Valentine to
talk too. Got a call from the school. Another kid's
been killed. No, no, not another school shooting. Can't they
(05:52):
handle it themselves? Said, they need us right away?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
God damn it. Why the hell can't these kids stop
being a pain in my ass?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
So they shut? What's up? Adelaid, thanks for dropping in.
Appreciate you as well, he says. Adelaie says, I'm on
a zoom meeting watching you guys and watching on the
same phone. Nice Joe says, Ned's voice cracks him up
every time, and again, thanks thanks Zane for showing up.
Appreciate you and of course Labrette always being here too,
(06:23):
so you yeah, exactly, guys, Appreciate you dropping in. Yates
investigates at South Park elementary and finds the kid's body
ripped apart on the ground. He still continues to believe
that this was a shooting and brings Cartman and Kenny,
the two biggest loaners, in for questioning. Stan tells the
boys that the kid was maulled by a creature, worried
it was coming after them. At Kyle's house, Stan and
Kyle investigate what the creature might be and discover it
(06:45):
was man bear pig. Stan realizes they were warned about it,
and they go in search of al Gore. And then
Adelaie says, Columbine just happened again today. I just heard
on the news there was another school shooting today. That
is true, but everyone's kind of distracted in Adelai with
(07:06):
what happened with you in Utah with Charlie Kirk. That
was crazy today as well.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And then of course Joe says, love the fact that
red dead redemption too is more important than school shootings.
All right, jump back, jumping back into some cliffs here, children.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Everyone just stayed back.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, the police are coming.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
All right, what happened? What grade was the shooter in? Oh?
Thank god?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Some kindergartens found the body. I don't think it was
a shooting.
Speaker 9 (07:41):
Of course, it's a school shootings, cut and dry. It's
just get it over with so I can go home.
Where's the victim over there?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And it's mauled?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
What hell? It's a complete mauling. It looks like part
of them was heating. All right.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
If I have to stay here in dune investigation instead
of go home and rob a train, there's gonna be
sirious tale to pay.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So what was he doing alone on the playground?
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Stacy and the Cobby says, he just wanted to run
back out and get his football.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Whoop.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
And there were bear prints in the snow. It wasn't
a bear.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
I saw it.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You saw what it was.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
At my house there was a thing. It attacked my
uncle and took his friend.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
It was like a bear, but a pig thing pig.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
It was at my house and then here at the school.
Everyone says that kid and I look alike, what if
that thing is after me?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Now you're just overreacting.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Attention plays well. The following students report to the principal's office.
Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What did I do this time?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
So now that the principal's office.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
You go first, guinny boot boo woo woofing, wrong, stop
being a baby?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Can you go.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Take a seat? Boys right there? You know how shitt
it is to be a cap.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
There's real emergencies every day, real people who need real help.
But then every other minute, I gotta stop everything because
when of your little fuck watch decides to go and
shoot up the school.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Shut up? Now, which one of you had a beef
with Colin Brooks?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Nobody gets a shit about Colin Brooks.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
I asked the kids in this school who are the
biggest loaners who's most likely to rage and be the
next school shooter?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You know what they said? The fat, ugly mean kid
and the detached loaner. Poor kid.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I'm not poor, all right?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Or was it? Both of you? Fess up?
Speaker 9 (09:50):
I have people in Horseshoe overlook who are depending on
me to get provisions so we can head back east.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
You're playing red dead redemption.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Too, that's right, and I'm gonna make both both of
you school shooters paid for wasting my time.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh my gosh. Okay, So, as I mentioned now, they're
researching here in regards to the creature.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Keep looking.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
There's a lot of people saying they saw Kyle's not
just me evidence of the creature of South Park.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
This is like a conspiracy website. It's not a conspiracy,
it's real. Keep going down the video there right there. Yeah,
that's what I saw. Let's not worry man, Bear Pig,
Man Bear Pig.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Don't you remember, dude, we were warned about this. That
weirdo guy who came and told us this what happened?
He was right, you guys, you guys the police are
trying to say me and can't he kill that douche
back Colin Brooks? What They questioned us for hours. They
said they have enough to get warns for our arrest.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
But it wasn't. You guys, we know that. What the
hell are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Who was that ex president guy, the one who showed
up and tried to convince everyone of a man bear pig.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Al Gore, al Gore, al Gore? What's up?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Ree?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah? Today was a crazy day, I agree, What a
crazy ass day? All right? So now Sergeant Yeates gives
another report the police station, insisting Cartman and Kenny are
kept in separate cells. He again tries to leave to
play Red Dead Redemption, but it's informed that a more
dead kid that starts pond, which, even though it was
outside the school, he still believes was a school shooting.
(11:31):
The boys then begin to search for al Gore, and
learn leads them to Graham Ercy Lanes, which is a
bowling which where he is a bowling champion. How do
you pronounce that fucking thing, ram Mercy?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
They tell him that he was right about Man para
Pig and asks for help, which he refuses. He tells
him to apologize, and when Cartman does, he believes that
it was not sincere. And then ever and then at
Red Lobster, a man speaks to his wife a man
Barry Pig Pig. He explains it even though some people
believe it, he does not mean He explains though even
(12:08):
though some people believe in it, it does not mean
it's real. He boasts his opinion that it's made up.
And then while Manbarry Pig breaks in behind him and
starts attacking people. When he notices, he questions what they
can do now that will make a difference, before being
killed by it. Of course, this is a satirization on
global warming. Is what al Gore was, you know, talking
(12:31):
about in earlier episodes with Man Bear Pig himself. Now,
Man Bear Pig back then didn't necessarily wasn't supposed to be.
I don't think it was meant to be about global warming,
but they brought it back so because back then it
was just about al Gore being an idiot. But I
like how they turn it back around and basically apologize
to al Gore. All right, backa Park County Police station
(12:57):
super Seal reesays, I'm glad you all decided is soon
tonight Sight has been crazy and that's the only podcast
I'll look forward to and brings a smile. Oh, we
appreciate you. Well, yeah, today has been crazy. We know
it's been a weird yeah in the United States, so
we appreciate you dropping in in.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
My reporter see that their cartman and Kenny McCormick are
believed to have worked together. I have issued warrants for
their arrest and this case is now in the hands
of the DA and I am finally going home. Keep
McCormick and cartment in separate holding sales and don't wait
on me to book them. I'm gonna be playing Red
Dead redemption for the next eighteen hours. Dective, what there's
(13:38):
more dead kids out in the woods by Stark's.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Pond in the woods.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
There was a school shooting out in the woods. Outside
of school is the one place kids are supposed to.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Be safe, saying it's really bad, sir, need all units.
God damn it. These kids don't stop killing each other.
I'm gonna shoot them all.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Myself, all right. So now the kids here looking searching
for al Gore.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Hello, uh, we're looking for a government sort of guy
named al Gore. Al Gore.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Al Gore sounds familiar.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He said he was almost president once.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
He came to our town to want us about something
and we had to find him.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh yeah, this looks like Jim Turner, who woo the
state bowling champion five years in a row. You can
always catch him practicing down at Grammercy Lanes.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Ocus Focus Home Center. Yeah, die die you penns Oh,
we've got a straggler, do we. You're gonna die just
like the rest.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Of them, mister Gore Focus calm Algore, that's the name
I haven't heard in a long time. I don't know
if you remember us, but we're the kids you got
to help try and capture mambear Pig. Well, uh, you
were right. You're totally right. Manbear Pig is real and
(15:19):
h he's killing lots of people in our town.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Oh fucks for you.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
We need your help.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Oh is it inconvenient?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Now?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I tried to warn you all, but no one took
me serial. You all just made fun of me, didn't you. Well,
now you can just deal with it yourselves.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Please just tell us how do you stop it?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
You stop it? All those years ago when I freaking
warned you and you still had time.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
There has to be something we can still do. Please,
mister Gore, you're the only person who knows anything about it.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Say you're sorry for making fun of me.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
We didn't, we didn't realize there.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Were You're sorry for making fun of me. That didn't
sound serial at all.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Didn't sound at all.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh boy, Outside of schools one of the place kids
are supposed to be safe. Sadly that's not true for teens, kids,
adults and politicians. That is true. Reen, that's a great
statement there. I agree with that, totally agree. Thanks again
once the guys again for joining us live. We appreciate you.
If you miss any of the episode, all the podcasts
are put out south Park Pod, SNBA, south Park Review
(16:43):
on all podcast outlets. Let's go to here to the
next scene here where we're at Red Lobster, where as
I mentioned, basically, this guy is telling his girl that
he's with that he doesn't believe in Man Bear Pig.
And then even when man Bear Pig shows up, he's like, well,
man bear pick is here. What am I going to
do about it now? Oh? Oh, reesays, and there goes
the stream. Did we just get shut down? I hope not.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
We did.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
We got suspended for policy violations.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I don't know, probably like the school shootings or something.
So probably would probably something to do with shootings.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
We did something. Adelaid's on Twitch she says, we did
something wrong. Oh well, I don't know what to say. Uh,
head on over to Twitch, Head on over to twitch,
Slash Matthew Underscore, Chapherd.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's cool that I can see Twitch. Can Twitch see
me with my comments? Or do I have to sign
into Twitch for them to see me on Twitch?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But you have to you'd have to sign into twitch. Okay,
oh boy, that sucks. Okay, well, hopefully you guys will
migrate over there. I appreciate that. Sorry about that. For
(18:01):
those listening back to this later. I guess we violated something.
I don't know. Maybe it would like Scoop mentioned, maybe
it was the the dead kids stuff like that. Because
I have only been showing thirty second clips or less, so.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Still evidence of a man bear pig.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Well, there's a lot of smart people saying man pig
is real.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah, and a lot of smarter people saying it isn't. Okay.
What you need to understand, Susan, is that everyone has
an agenda. Okay, everyone wants to use the fear of
a man bear pig to get what they want. They
throw around bad science, bad taxidermy. People coming out of
the woodwork are now experts on the subject.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, my own brain, sweetheart, Well maybe I should censor this.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
You don't care about the world. You want to believe
it's real. You go right on ahead, Susan.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
No, it's right there, it's right there behind you.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Hey, man pick is really What are we gonna do
about it?
Speaker 10 (19:05):
Now?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
What are we gonna do that's gonna make any difference? Now, Susan?
What can we do that everyone else will just gonna keeping?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
And that guy died Yeah, we're back on YouTube if
you want to jump back over to YouTube, or you
can hang out on Twitch. Either way, we appreciate you
being live. I think it's probably definitely the the the
graphic nature of Man Bear Pick that probably violated YouTube's
policies and stuff like that. So, but it's all good.
(19:43):
Let's uh take a look here, man, this isn't this
This might just be a hard episode for us to review,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's it's it's pretty
it's pretty graphic in general.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Right, Yeah, this is one more Yeah, this is definitely
one of the more graphic episodes.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah. So, the boys throw a party for al Gore
and Olive Garden to convince him to help. This includes
a lot of food, a song, and video clips of
real al Gore in the past. He then tells them
that he they just want to apologize for them making
fun of him. He mentions that he plays Redemption too,
but does not know how to sell items, so the
boys agree to help him, and then at bask and Robbins,
(20:22):
the cops investigate another attack. Sargant Yates finds out Cartman
and Kenny are on the run with Stana. Kyle and
tells all the cops to try and find them. Another
cop convinces Yates to go home and relax with some
red dead redemption.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
And even still, we're still coming up to a more
violent part of the episode with a showdown between some foreshadowing.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
All right, so here's all of.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Oh thanks guy, you shouldn't have what did you guys
get me?
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Look is that you were right about member pigs on
the picture?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
So now maybe we can all work together.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Huh, hang on, it's movie time, go go start it up.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So now they show the video.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Oh look, go.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Ahead, who did al.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Gore run against? I can't remember?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
George W. Bush? All right, and technically technically al Gore
after it was technically al Gore one. He should have
ended up being president after they recounted the votes, but
he didn't end up like pursuing it further. So George W. Bush,
(21:50):
that's right, let's put into office. I was alive for that.
I remember the.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Old enough to But I was gonna say, who would
you have actually voted for? That's a stupid question, that's
a dumb question. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It was just a kid back then. It was like
people were saying keep your tush out of the bush.
People were saying, don't be a bore for al Gore.
I don't know. There was stupid slogans back then. I
remember that though, But.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Then we wouldn't have gotten the word pontificate.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
And then and uh, you know, well, we we're gonna
work hard, you know, we're uh, we're gonna go coming
on Saturdays and do whatever it takes.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
How'd you like the Kyoto conference, George, Oh that's a
very nice car.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Uh shit, Okay, back to Olive Garden with Cora.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
There I am campaigning to be president, not me with Pillery.
There's more of me on the campaign trail, so full
of dreams. Oh look it's me when I found out
I lost the election.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Boom.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
But then look there's me getting an Academy award. Okay,
stop now, who said anything about stopping MVP.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
You told us to do all.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
This, yeah, to make up for ripping on me.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
You're still not even gonna help us.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
I've moved on from this life, Okay. I have a
new life.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
Now.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I'm a bowler and when I'm not bowling, I help
out my guys, my family. Now we're wanted in Blackwater
and we have to move our camp soon. I just
got it. Who's got this?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
The last supper?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
That was fucking great?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah? All right, so this continues on this continued, blah
blah blah. Okay, I can't really show you the next scene.
I mean, I'm gonna I'll do a quick flash here boom.
Lots of graphic nature. It's a lot of graphic nature.
So I can't really show you the scene. This is
a hard episode to actually review. I didn't even think
(24:08):
about it, all right, So I'm gonna play it in
the background.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 9 (24:13):
School shooting in an ice cream shop, damn it. When
children leave school, they're supposed to be out of harm's way.
Detective Sir, we got word on the two suspects.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
They appear to be on the run. I would be
too if I were guilty. No one has seen them
or they're too close at friends Marsh and Pravloski. So
we got it's a gang of shooters. Huh. How the
hell hard can it be? To fine?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
And again, I'll show you one more time. Here is
a bloody basket robins. It's just covered in blast. Basket
robins in general, pretty bad. Let's see here.
Speaker 9 (24:49):
Four boys, sir, why don't you take a break, Sir,
you've been hitting it hard.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
We'll do all we can to catch these kids. Go home,
play some red Dead with emp.
Speaker 9 (25:02):
I'd admit i'd love to see the sunrise over Citadel
Rocket again.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
And I got me a gal who claims she's got
a sad mission too.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
It.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Go on, hosten, We'll take.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Care of everything here.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Okay, now I can show you this clip.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Here.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Is there information I ever gathered on manbar Peg?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Where did mander Pig come from? Is it some sort
of genetic mutation?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Oh? I thought that once too. I wanted to find
Man bear Pig's origins, and so I created this the implant.
With that, I was able to search everywhere for any
body of paid. And what I learned is that Man
bear Peg is a demon. This is the temptation of
Saint Anthony.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
This is the temptation of Saint Anthony. Oh boy, yeah.
So al Gore takes the boys to a secret search
storage locker or all the information on Man bear Pig is.
He tells the boys that Man Bear Pig is actually
a demon and says that they need to do a
demonic ritual. Sergeant Yates arrives home to his wife and
starts playing Red Dead Redemption two. Maggie Yates asked him
(26:15):
to have lunch with their Hairs and Yates then notice
his game has been played since he last played and
discovers that Maggie has played without him. Angry, he starts
a new safe game and then, in the words of
al Gore, the boys performing a demonic ritual. He tries
to get the boys to say he was right again,
and stand snaps, annoyed that he does not know what
he is doing before the ritual begins, leading him to
(26:37):
have to apologize again. Satan is summoned and tells the
group that to find out about Man Bear Pig, they
need to go to the library made.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
By Martin Shungar. It depicts several d demons wolf, monkey, Guy, chicken,
fish woman, and elephant porcupine man, all of them dangerous
sent by the Devil himself. Oh my god, what I
should play Red Dead on this computer with all three screens?
I'd be so bitch and sweet. Why does the devil
(27:08):
do anything? He's the freaking double, He's the deck. It's
probably too late by now. Man Bear Pig is so
powerful that the only way to get rid of him
is to send him back to hell. We're going to
have to do a demonic ritual. All I can say is,
you boys better get to the grocery store, because it's time.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
To get cereal. It's time to get cereal. All right,
let's jump ahead here, here's a Sergeant Yeats coming home
to want to play Red Dead Redemption two.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Was Red Dead Redemption to actually good game. Never played it,
never played it. Never looked into Red Dead, never looked
into Red Deademption two. Had a friend who I lost
to it for like three months or some ship, and
then all of a sudden he crawled out of the
wood where he's like, hey, guys, y'all want to chilligain.
(28:08):
I never played it. It's a good game, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
It's a good game.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Goddamn?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I mean you've played the Grand Theft Auto games, right
of course. Yeah. So it's like Grand Theft Auto but
in the West, and instead of cars, it's horses, and
you're it's a huge map and you're traveling from town
to town and setting up your own towns, and yeah,
it's it's a pretty good game. Red De Redemption one
(28:35):
was good and then Red Dead under the Nightmare where
zombies was good? Red Den Redemption two. You know I
can't believe you never played it. Well, don't worry. You
can get Red Dead Redemption one right now on the switch.
They poured it over. You'd get it for the switch.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
All right, I'm down. I'm gonna give it a shot.
I'm gonna check it out. Never played Red Dead Redemption,
and here we go tonight. I'm playing it.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh my god, definitely definitely try it out. So he
sits down to play Red Dey Redemption.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
I haven't seen days. I've missed you so much. Come
have some supper with me, Maggie.
Speaker 9 (29:14):
I just need to relax a bit, all right, please,
I've been waiting for this a long time. Give me
a quit a minute. The house in Valentine is built?
Where did I get a sniper rifle?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Maggie?
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Did you play over my safe game? I just a
little bit on my safe game. Why didn't you start
your own? You're never home anymore with all these school shootings.
I need a life too, you know. So I robbed
a lumber mill in Manto's rest. I've graded my horse
and got a sniper rifle, that's my life, Maggie.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I was going for more honor points. God damn it.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Why can't we have a life to gather. I haven't
gotten to playing three days. You've done all this stuff
without me. You got deputized.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
God damn it.
Speaker 9 (29:58):
That doesn't Where are you going starting a new life,
creating a new save game?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
They can't possibly go all the way back to the
snow level again? What joy do I have? Now?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I hate the Snow level.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
But okay, I completely understand if you went in and
you fucked up my Breath of the Wild or Tears
of the Kingdom or any of my Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Says anything like that, We're gonna have words.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
We are going to have.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Words.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
That is why what?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Why did you start a new game?
Speaker 6 (30:41):
What did you do it?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Or completely change it?
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
That would suck, That would suck.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I know all of us game nerds, we are game lovers.
I know our saves are important because it's our progress,
it's where we are. And then someone comes in and
all of a sudden, it's like, wait a second, where's
all my ship gone?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
No, he made a good point, though. Why didn't she
just start a new save file? It's because she didn't
want to fucking snow level exactly. Fucker the snow level annoying.
It takes up. That's Red Dead Redemption two. It takes
up like the first half hour to an hour. It's
really annoying. But once you get and a lot of
(31:31):
people bitch about it, but once you get past it,
then the game opens up, and that's a really good game.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Okay, So yeah, okay, pretty much like any any game
where it's like the starting area is pretty much suck,
and then once you get past it, it really gives
you a reward for sticking through it.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, I mean, I mean, it's not like that in
Red Dead Redemption one, but it definitely is like that
in Red Dead Redemption two. It looks like we're still
live on YouTube, but if you want to stay on twitch,
I definitely understand everybody either way, We appreciate you dropping
in and trying, you know, hanging out chatting with us
and watching the show. All right, let's move on to
(32:12):
the next scene here where the boys are trying to
Now you're gonna go with al Gore to perform the
demonic ritual.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Oh ah my, what Satan has put forth upon this
earth mayn be summoned and banished forever.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
You come on, what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
This is stupid.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
He was right before.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
We call upon the powers of darkness. Come on, guys,
we call upon the al Gore was right. Al Gore
was right all along, al along.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We should have listeners videotaping them.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
We should listen to al Wait? Wait are you videoing us?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's Instagram Live. Keep going where you're gonna take it
out or more stereo?
Speaker 7 (33:05):
All right, all right, that's enough. You need to stop
wasting our time. Dude, people are dying. You don't have
a fucking clue what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
And then, oh boy, who we're saying?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
You were saying, oh shit, God, damn it.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
He's pissed.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
You have any idea what it's like to start over?
Speaker 9 (33:45):
You walk four hours through the snow, relearning everything, all
because your bitch wife wouldn't spend all your hard earned
money on upgrades.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
You didn't want.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
I get one little break from work, one little break,
and I didn't even get back to the first brawl.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
At this.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
You can actually bypass that fight if you go hunting
with Dutch. Shut up these school shootings. Why don't you
hear me.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
I want this case closed by the end of the night,
one way or another, and let's move out.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
Harry comes first. Prepare yourselves.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Summoned me into this ground?
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, no, toy, what do you think we were? Torn?
Friends up? Darkness? It is I I was almost president.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
What do you wish of mere?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
A demon from hell has been unleased upon our world.
We demand to know its nature. We demand to know
it's reason for coming. There is only one place you
can find the answers you can see.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
It is the place where all knowledge becomes No. Your
local library.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Ah, your local library is an excellent resource for whatever
you wish to learn. Yes that I come on these
to come with us to the local library. And I
am very all, very well.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
The library. Uh yeah, it's good. That's uh it's from
the newest episode.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
It's in the newest episode.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
In the latest episode, we find out that Trump and
Satan have a baby. That that uh Trump knocks up
Satan with the butt baby.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Uh okay, I'm gonna have to check it out. Yeah.
I think I'm actually two episodes behind, which is I
just it's been too busy, you know, and the new
ones I like to sit down and watch instead of
just kind of watch. I want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
That's right, or it doesn't make sense, it makes sense. Well,
we're almost done with the episode. Here at South Park
Public Library, Satan finds out Man Bear Pig came out
of a deal that was made with someone in the town.
The library is then summoned surrounded by cops headed by Yates,
still angry over what his wife did by instruction of
al Gore, the boys go outside to convince them that
the town and Man Bear Pick is real and people
(36:44):
need to take action now. Yates does not listen and
gets the cops to lock the boys up before leaving
to play Red Dead Redemption, and then as Shady acres,
the old people watch the boys getting arrested on TV,
with stand telling people someone made a deal with Man
Bear Pig. Marvin Marsh Grandpa Mark just horrified, asking himself
what has he done, suggesting he did the deal. Yeah,
(37:06):
I don't know what's going on with YouTube tonight.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
There.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You know, we're doing the whole thing where we normally,
you know, showed thirty seconds less of it. But I
think it's because of the graphic nature of the episode
that they really hit us on. So sorry about that, guys,
if you're trying to watch it on YouTube, but always
available as well on twitch dot tv. Slash Matthew underscore
shaft from my page because Twitch seems to be okay
with it.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah, guys, guys over here, I think I found it.
What you're dealing with is a sifter of fate. So
there's these teams actually come once every few generations. They're
all about.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Making deals, making deals.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yeah, check it out. The sifter of faith thrives on
tempting mankind. It will always offer a deal in exchange
for mercy, but the carnage will be a thousand times
worse when the debt comes due.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Okay, so wait, now you're saying that someone in our
town made a deal with that thing.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Now it's here to claim it's part of the bar.
It's sort of like when you're part of a gang
feuding with a rival gang. You know you're right around
on your horse thinking it won't all catch up with you,
but it always does. You're playing Red Dead Redemption two, so.
Speaker 9 (38:10):
Good, right, school shooters, we have you surrounded.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Come out with your hands up.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
Oh Jesus, you gotta tell them, mister gor tell them
it wasn't us.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
No, they don't listen to me.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Kids.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
It's up to you, young people. Now you have to
find a way to get people to take this seal.
You must convince people there's a man bear Pig, which
Satan told you is a fate sifter demon that made
a deal with someone in this town.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
That's gonna be impossible.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Yeah, sounds really hard, doesn't it. People might not believe
you and like make fun of you and stuff for
you guys.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
For you guys, Ah, for you guys.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
They're coming out hands where we can see them.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Everyone listen, Man bear Pig is real.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
It's a demon that thrives on making deals to exploit
mankind's weaknesses.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I am super duper cereal.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
We all have to work together, you guys, this one time.
We have to all put our pride aside and be
willing to say maybe we were wrong.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
All right, Lock these little fuckers up. That's it, gentlemen.
Case closed.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Now I've got a goddamn stage coach to Robin Scarlet Meadows.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Well done, sir, No.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
No, please, somebody made a deal with man bear Pig.
We have to find out who.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Billy Billy?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
What have I done?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Bully, and that is how the episode comes to a close.
Uh Re says, I really like this part. It's a
metaphor for Trey and Matt saying young people are the
voice free climate change. That is very, very true as well.
That's a bot. Well, well, ladies and gentlemen, we'll come
right back now on the other side with some Twitter
(40:13):
so pop culture, some storyline continuity and more. We'll be
right back check check welcome back down the other side.
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(40:55):
did not like this episode. But ladies and gentlemen, time
for some pop pop culture. Let's break it down. This
episode is that heavily references Red Dead Redemption two, particularly
with Harrison Yates more than once he references the feature
(41:15):
of being able to rob trains, amongst other gameplay references.
Star Wars episode four, a new Hope is alluded to. Sorry,
did say four? Is that right there?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I was right. Star Wars episode four New Hope is
alluded to when Al Gore says of his own name,
that's a name I haven't heard in a long time,
in similar fashion to the character Obi Wan Kenobi. Real
life news reels including al Gore can be seen in
Olive Garden. They include him on the campaign trail in
two thousand during his bid to become the US president
with his wife Tipper and his running mate Joe Lieberman,
(41:53):
with Hillary Clinton during the twenty sixteen presidential election, with
George W. Bush in front of his official residence after
conceding the two thousand presidential election, and walking the red
carpet with his family. In two thousand and seven, after
being nominated for an Oscar Film for his movie An
Inconvenient Truth, Shoguner showed Gowers the Temptation of Saint Anthony
(42:14):
is seen in the library and use to evidence the
existence of Man Bear Pig and his origins as a demon.
The episode mock PSAs in general but in particular those
promoting libraries by enthusiasm and how important the local library is.
And finally, al Gore tells the boys that he invented
the Internet after showing them hisscomputer. This is a reference
(42:35):
to the popular misconception that al Gore made such a
claim while campaigning for president. In actuality, he stated that
quote he took the initiative in creating the Internet, a
true statement, referencing multiple bills he authored as a senator
funding arp Net and promoting the Dell and promoting the
development of Internet technology. And that is your pop culture.
(43:09):
And now that s of the c that double op
is going to read us luf some trivia, Scoop. What's
the trivia this week?
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Fucked up?
Speaker 6 (43:19):
Whack money?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Okay, okay, okay for those who are watching, Yeah, that's
what I just did. I just whacked the shit out
of Okay, some trivia. Here we go. The original title
of the episode was Deal of the Decade, However, four
days prior to air, the title was changed to Time
(43:40):
to Get Cereal. I think Time to Get Cereal was
a better idea. Ned Garblonski receives the first speaking role
in an episode since season fives Here Comes the Neighbor,
which aired about seventeen years prior to this Holy Shit.
Although he also spoke in South Park Stick of Truth
(44:00):
in south Park The Fractured but Hole, this episode marks.
This episode marks Satan's first appearance and speaking role since
season eighteen's Freemium Isn't Free. Even though he appears during
Henrietta's ultimate in South Park The Fractured but Hole, he
(44:21):
he doesn't speak al Gore returns. Aside from South Park
The Stick of Truth, his last significant role was brief
appearance in the Imagination Land saga. Man Bear Pig is
shown in reality for the second time after I Imagination
Land episode two in this In this as in this instance, however,
(44:46):
it is confirmed to be a demon and not a
fictional character, as opposed to walking through the gate to
Imagination Land. Real life restaurant chains, Olive Garden, Red Lobster,
and Baskin Robbins are shown in this episode. Last, but
not least, Stan wears his normal brown winter coat in
(45:09):
one of the promo pictures his brown winter coat and
one of the promo pictures for this episode, but in
the actual episode he wears this stupid taggreed farm shirt
I'd wear one.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
And that is your tribune and ladies and general last
bit of information here continuity Like the Scientists and Security
and Imagination episode Imagination Man, I can't fucking read the
night either. Like the Scientists and Security in Imagination Land
episode two, stand fumbles over how to describe man bear
pig a picture of Kyle and his elephant. A picture
(45:46):
of Kyle and his elephant is seen in his room,
referencing an elephant makes love.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
To a pig.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Due to the previous school shootings and the season, Harrison
yet assumes that more happened during the episode. Al Gore's
hideout was still located at the US store at lock
Ups in South Park to stick a truce. And finally,
this is the seventh time Carbon has been arrested and
Adelaide thanks for joining us live. We appreciate you so
have a good night, beautiful soul. My brain is breaking
(46:14):
listening to two meetings at once. Well, we appreciate you
dropping by. All right, scoop, What did you like or
dislike about this episode?
Speaker 2 (46:25):
This episode, to me is definitely one of the more solid.
I liked this episode these next two episodes actually this one.
In the next next one. It's one of my favorite
scenes with Stayton sitting there with them in the library
reading the book and figuring out it's a demon and
somebody in the town made a deal. Like there's not
(46:49):
a whole lot like at all about this episode that
I don't like, And that might be a hot take,
I don't know, but yeah, I really liked this episode,
you know.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Okay, all right, the didn't think you did. So you're
saying there's nothing you didn't you disliked, you liked it,
not really know? Yeah, okay, what what's maybe some of
the key elements of this episode that you that you
like the most?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Like I was saying the scene with them sitting in
the library with Satan figuring out who the demon was
and everything Stan Uh them with al Gore at the
bowling alley is another one of my favorite scenes of
all time, Like it sucks for you and then smacks
(47:33):
the pin like that's just that's so good. And then
we have the ending where uh Grandpa foreshadowing that he's
the one that made the deal with by.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
All right, yeah, no, I agree with all that. I
thought this episode was a funny episode, especially when this
first episode came out I remember like being like, holy crap,
South Park is actually apologizing to somebody they've made fun of.
This has got to be the first time they've ever
apologized to someone they made fun of, and they did
(48:10):
so for al Gore. I mean, if you think back
that episode back in was it back in two thousand,
two thousand and one or two thousand and seven, I'm
sorry when an inconvenienthoose came out, So we're talking eleven
years later they finally made a apology to al Gore.
And then as we were talking, as it was talked
about here in the chat, al Gore liked this episode
(48:32):
as well, so I mean he thought it was good too, Like, damn, Rod,
I'm getting my freaking come up on there. I like
the fact that they used man bear pig as the
notion for climate control climate change and that it's coming
and it's killing people and then it's taking over. And
(48:53):
then you got people at that guy at the Red
Lobster Red Lobster restaurant who was like, uh, well, what
are we gonna do now? Huh well, what are we
gonna do now? It's already here? And then he he
gets viciously eaten as well. Overall, though, Yeah, a lot
of graphic violence in this episode that we couldn't show
(49:15):
on YouTube or we did show on YouTube, and that's
why it got us pulled. So we hope you enjoyed
that aspect of you're watching Lives with Us still on Twitch.
But I agree with you, there's not much here about
this episode that I disliked. I thought that this episode
would probably be in my top one hundred, what about you.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
I'm gonna go a little bit further. It's definitely in
my top fifties.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Wow, okay, yeah, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
It's probably sitting in about the forties somewhere there and
then the forties with the next episode right above it.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Okay, all right, well then, ladies and gentlemen, that's gonna
do it. We got through it, even though YouTube didn't
like us. Tonight, on another edition of sm be a
South Park review coming up next week, It's Nobody Got Cereal.
It's the continuation of this episode. The boys break out
of jail, are on the run from the police and
(50:10):
from Man Bear Pig, and we're gonna find out more
about what Grandpa Marsh did back in the day to
cut this deal with Man Bearry pig, Will the boys
be able to cut their own deal? What happens next?
It's all coming up next week on another redition of
SMB South Park Review. And if you're watching us live
(50:31):
still on Twitch, go ahead and check out my buddy
Brandon LG. Brandon whoop whoop. He's live right now, so
go check him out. And I'm sure you'll get a
kick out of the video games he's playing, So go
check him out.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
LG.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Brandon whoop whoop. He's streaming some video games right now.
Go check out his channel, go hang out with them,
see what he's doing. But that's it for us, guys.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
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