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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to another addition of s
m B South Park Reviews. We're each and every week
we break down south Park for you, yes, you, in
linear fashion, one by one until every episode it's done,
(00:24):
or at least we're current. It's been some late breaking news.
Not late breaking, but did you guys see the news
this last week about the press release from the South
Park creators because they were upset about the fact that
Paramount and sky Dance's merger has held up their ability
to release brand new episodes. No, yeah, look it up,
(00:50):
look it up.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You just tell me what happened.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Pretty pretty, I mean, if you want, If you want,
I can give you the press release amidst the merger.
They basically the creators of South Park, Mattstone and Trey Parker,
ended up putting out their response that says, in response
(01:14):
to the press release from Comedy Central about the change
of premiere day, well, this merger is a shit show
and it's fucking up South Park. We are at the
studio working on new episodes and we hope fans get
to see them somehow. South Park twenty seven is now
slated to premiere on July twenty third. They were supposed
to originally premiere tomorrow night, but now we have to
wait a couple more weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
There was some fighting words.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Dude, om all were about to come down.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You know what I'm saying, m hm, south Park drama?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Man?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Why is there going to be drama? That's what South
Park is supposed to be void of. They we're supposed
to not have this with South Park. And you know
it's not Matt and Trey. They got trapped into a
fucking copyright.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Whatever streaming some.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Was it a billion dollars though, Like, oh, I just
mean all the copyrights going back and forth.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's just.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I don't know about the copyright yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
No, I'm talking about the whole Paramount and HBO situation.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Fu HBO.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
That's getting tiring because I feel like that is holding
the progress of South Park massively.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And just making them tired of dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Right.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
It's like, I swear to God, if copyright issues and
like lawsuits and HBO and Paramount fighting over South Park
makes them just go fucking and throw in the towel,
I will hate Paramountains.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And HBO forever.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Like no, no, I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well here on south Park. It's time to get into it.
Today on smb A South Park Review, let's talk about
this week's episode, guys, it's doubling down. It is the
seventh episode of season twenty one and the two hundred
and eighty fourth overall episode of South Park, first airing
on November eighth, twenty seventeen. It is also SMB number
(03:22):
two hundred and eighty seven. Oh yeah, Kyle does not
understand why Heidi won't break up with Cartman. He's playing
with fire when he gets in the middle of the
school's most talked about couple. This is, of course smb
A South Park Review. We appreciate you here. If this
(03:42):
is your first time, hit that Liken subscribe button. We're
located on south Park odd on YouTube. Heidi is seen
laying in bed when Cartman calls. Cartman is sabby on
the phone, begging her not to break up with him.
He says his blood sugar is the reason why he
acts the way he does. Leanne comes in at Cartman
cusses her out. He details Cartman he needs to become
(04:03):
a vegan, and Cartman agrees to do so. Oh boy,
this it's this episode. I forget it's this episode where
he starts lying to Heidi about fucking the food.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just like KFC.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
How do you see laying in bed with I'm sorry,
it's not the Park Elementary. The boys are also eating
lunch the next day, and Cartman has a vegan edition
in front of him. He complains about Heidi controlling them,
and then Kyle comes in and Cartman is sick of
calling hiding names. Heidi comes over and offers for him
to eat with her. After they leave, Kyle again bashes Cartman.
(04:44):
So we'll jump into some clips here. It looks like
going a lot of scoop for a moment, but I'll
let him jump back in after O. There he is.
There's scooba loop, the oh you're good.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
No, I still hear my echo though I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Hear the echo faint, I don't hear anymore. All right,
let's uh, let's load up this clip. Heidi, what avere?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Eric?
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Eric, this isn't working.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Hi, We've got, as I mentioned here, Cartman here crying,
begging for Heidi to take him back. And then it continues.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
On I told you that's what happens after I eat
my blood story spikes and I get at and then
I crowded. You can't just keep being mean to me
and blaming it on your blood sugar.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
But it's true.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
It's all my mom's pots me on this crap and
my body doesn't.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Know how to project.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Yes, hon, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh that's great, that's the chiller. Yeah, that's crazy. So
Cartmon's gonna agree, as I mentioned, to become vegan. So
the next day at school here.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
We were just doing the same.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Currently morning, the loss of South Park that was supposed
to from here tomorrow, and I yes, ree, we said
the same thing. He's like just with Darren just said
we were just we just talked about that at the
top of the show, about the fact that the merger
itself is holding up the brand new episodes, and then
the creators said that Paramount was sucking their ship.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Up on their Yeah, maybe Scoop is right, man, I
think about it, and the Texas thing, the south the
South Park thing, I mean, maybe.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The world is ending. Drop your ass in the chat.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Drop your ass in the chat.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Legitimately about to make myself cry holy fuck hell emotion
over here, like you know, like the world. That's the
way it is, Like I was looking so forward to it.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Well, come on, we need that South Park guys, how
are you gonna don't do me like that.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Let's not get copyright.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Let's let's take a look here what they're eating before
we play the clip. So like, if you look at
what the kids are eating, everyone's got the school launch
Token's got what looks like some sort of chimmy Chonga
burritos action. Clyde has got some chicken and mas chicken
and potatoes and carrots. Butter's has got a burger and fries.
And it looks like Carton's got some tofu, some wheat grass,
(07:49):
some carrots, and he doesn't look like he's gonna be
too excited.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
That dirty hard what is that bit sticks? He is
packing by such for me?
Speaker 10 (07:59):
Fuck?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Pissed off at your go friend again, hucky dude, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
A great thing. By the way, when you have a
chick who wants to pack your lunch for you, like,
that's awesome. If someone wants, dude, that is a W
a W in the chat and W and.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
The chap we're having your lunch made for you.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
What That's what I was saying. Let's take that hearkens
back to the young child in innocence. We all went.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Through We could all learn something.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You can all learned something. We should have appreciated what
we had.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
He's controlling, manipulent a part. That's enough, Cartman. I am
so sick of hearing you call height the horrible things.
That's because you don't understand how much it sucks to
be in a relationship he made. Oh hey, babe, what's
going on? How do you want to Nothing? Just telling
the guys how awesome it is to be bigan. That's great.
(08:53):
You want to come eat with me? I can explain
what I packed. Yeah, sure, that sounds awesome. I don't
get it. I just really.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Jackson. So this is where, as I mentioned, Kyle starts
bashing Cartman, basically saying he doesn't get it, doesn't understand
why they're together, and everyone else is kind of like, dude,
don't you know it's none of our business.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
Oh, she's still supporting him. She loves him, I guess,
but he clearly sucks. She has to know he sucks.
What the hell is going on? Well, it's not our problem,
it is our problem. This is affecting us. Our whole school.
There's not to be a reason she sticks by him.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Uh So after that the school lets out, Kyle has
to talk with Heidi. Kyle ask about the relationship with Cartman.
Heidi says the girl's bacher for going out with him.
Heidi becomes angered and starts yelling at Kyle. She storms off,
leaving Kyle stunned, and then Cartman knocks on Heidie's door
with a bag in his hand. He he comes in
(10:00):
with as you mentioned, scoop beyond kef which is actually
normal KFC. Cartman says that it's great to be vegan,
and then he gives off an evil grin. Here's Kyle now,
Oh hide, guys suck.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Oh hey, Kyle, Hey, uh listen.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
I know you and Cartman have an anniversary coming up,
and I'm just wondering, you know, how, how do you
think he's doing has a boyfriend? What do you mean? Well,
you know, like some of us are thinking that maybe
he's not super qualified to be with you. Oh God,
not you too, just like one of the things about
Carmon that you find remotely redeeming. Look, don't you think
(10:46):
I get it enough for my girlfriends? He sucks? Heidi
what's wrong with you? Why can't you admit you? How
could anyone ever go with him? It was just following
my heart. Isn't that what you're supposed to do. You
don't have to get defensive. I just being defensive. He's great,
we're doing great. I didn't make a bad decision. I
don't need you to stand there and say I tell you,
so I didn't say I told you. You know, you
(11:08):
don't know what Eric's like when we're alone. Okay, he's
actually really good to me.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And he's got big bens.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Wow, I just got.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, she likes his big bones. I think.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, all right, Scoop, you want to you say something? No,
I'm sorry, Okay, Oh, you're good. All right? So cartman
Now he heads over to Heidie's house.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
It's so right.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
When you said there were vegan options for everything. Remember
how you told me about beyond meat. Yeah, the vegan
meat that's made with all vegetables and plants. Well, I
tried it and you were right. You can't even tell
the difference between that and real meat. Really, that's great, mate.
So now I've been trying all kinds of big foods.
You gotta try this. It's called beyond KFC. Wow, it's
all just you gotta taste it. Just chat this track
(12:10):
it take just like KFC. I know, right, isn't that crazy?
Like like seriously, how could you even tell this with Drigan?
Try to try that beyond nash potatoes and gravy tea.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, you didn't even drink it.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Beyond gravy by itself, it's like a protein boost. I
don't know about you, but I could eat this every day. Yeah,
it's really good, delicious.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I just I just wanted to touch back on Idola's comment.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
True, most people stay in these relationships for the big bones. Yeah, okay,
all right. So at South Park Elementary, Kyle talks with
the boys, saying he found out why Heidi would not
admit Cartman is a horrible boyfriend. Carmon comes over, saying
(13:00):
she gained some pounds. Heidi comes over complaining about not
feeling well. As Cartman looks back at her stomach and
the guys. Heidi says she wants to come home, and
then she and Cartman go walk over to the nurse's
office as Kyle says they must help Heidi. And it's
also at this point at the President's who Garrison. That
is he's at the White House. He's insulting a world
(13:21):
leader on the phone. As his advisers come in announcing
that a worker with ties to Russia was found uh,
sexually abused and executed. Garrison says he fucked them to death.
And then the member Barry start membering. As Garrison tells
his advisers to put a positive spin on the issue.
Paul Ryan says that it's time for them to put
their foot down, and Garrison pushes the button that locks
(13:43):
the doors.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's the best thumbnail I've ever seen. Its fucking great.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Please make.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
It on that, Matt that because that is just.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The one went to face.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So good, fucking perfect thumbnail Central.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Did we say that?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Have we gone in Top six takeaways of this episode?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Ummmmm no, Yeah, let's do it because I need I
need to use that as a thumbnail.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
A sap. Okay, so now at school the next day.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Yeah, it's important. Maybe she's killing the truth cow. Maybe
Eric really does Leving shipped in wasted. We don't cheat
you guys, you guys, have you seen Heidi? No, Well,
we've been trying some different foods lately, and uh, how do.
He's put on some pounds. You guess how he's getting fat? Yeah, token,
don't start ripping on me for having a fat girl friend,
all right, just try and be true about it. He
(14:48):
made Oh hey, hey, hey, honey, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Hey, Hanie, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
So I can say my two good buddies, one from
the Air Force and then one that I was really
good friends with for a long time in Texas. They
came out here. We had raisin canes, raising gangs, raising kanes. Okay,
(15:21):
Applebee's like all that. By the end of the week, Bro,
I put on almost seventeen pounds eating with these guys.
It took me almost a month and a half.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
To trim what I had at the time, And that
for me was it was huge at the time because
that brought me from like eight percent body fat all
the way up to like almost thirty.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
And I'm sitting there, I'm like, yo, Alex T Bird,
you fucking killed me. Bro, Like, uh.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Sorry, no, you're good.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Diet, Yeah, it would, But I can definitely see within
a couple of weeks, give it three weeks on this night,
and she's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well. Definitely, So talking about coming down So here's the
rest of this.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
We have to help that girl. Can't you see what's happening, Kyle.
It's none of our business. You're wrong in a way.
I think we're all going out with Cartland right now.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Uh huh okay. So, as I mentioned now, mister Garrison,
President Donald Trump Garrison. But you can go back and
check out ten minutes of Donald Trump Garrison by the way,
on YouTube at anytime, or go check it out.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Yeah, I understand that, Fraggott, and you should understand how
my body when your country starts needing money. I don't
give two ships about a treaty. You're a Polish midget.
Come in, hang on, I'm gonna call you back. Yeah,
go fuck yourself, retard, mister president. We have a problem.
People are pretty upset, and you're still mad about that
(17:10):
nigger thing.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh I did not know that was coming. Forgot about that.
I forgot that was coming. President's you need to be
a little more careful.
Speaker 12 (17:29):
There's an investigation a worker with ties to Russia was
found raped and executed.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Raped and executed.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
Oh you mean fuck to death? Oh yeah, that was me,
mister president. People are starting to question your oath to
the office My oath to the office was that I
would fuck everyone to death. Remember, you guys, be quiet.
Speaker 11 (17:53):
And you guys just get out there and put a
positive spin on this whole thing.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
How are we supposed to.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Put a positive spin on it?
Speaker 8 (17:59):
It's getting any hard to keep defending you. Maybe it's
time we put our foot down.
Speaker 11 (18:08):
I hope you brought some condoms.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Oh we are cooked. God damn, but we are cooked.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I did not know that that was coming. Yeah, exactly.
Re forgot about that scene. Yeah, I totally forgot about
that scene as well.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
I live in myself and we have a fast food
chain called Bojangles, and I honestly look start I honestly
start looking like Heidi after getting six pieces of chicken,
six piece of chicken supreme.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Chick never had.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I haven't read a love hate relationship with fried or fatty.
Speaker 13 (18:57):
Food so good, so bad, like bacon. Do you know
how hard it is to hate bacon? You see him
in the eighth grade to about halfway through my senior year,
I was vegetarian, vegan, ok, And then my homie.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Make some bacon and I ate it and I fucked
up and it was eh, brother, I don't know why
I ate it that day. I dude, I was so healthy,
I felt so good. I was Oh. I was ready
(19:40):
to conquer life at that point, like I was getting
scouted in baseball, Like I was getting ready to just
live a cushy, fucking hard working life. But then I
was like bacon, And then I was like, oh, well wait,
and then you eat bacon with weed?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Though with weed?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Have you eaten baking?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh? Wee brou Do.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
You remember those videos, Matt Well, Everything that I've ever eaten,
I've tried on weed.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So that question, well, I'm definitely trying to run a
podcast on weed.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
We are off the trails. Trails, Yeah, rails.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
The girls are playing volleyball when Kyle walks in. He
holds up his hands as he walks to the center court.
He gives a speech about why all boys aren't bad,
and then throughout his speech he makes various mistakes. Wendy
finally asks him what he wants, so Kyle responds by
telling them that they shouldn't criticize Heidi for going out
with Cartman, and then the girl suggests Kyle likes Heidi,
(20:56):
and Kyle responds, you know, defensively, as he is trying
to hide the fact that he is actually, in fact,
infactuated by her. Kyle even at one point is sitting
alone in the school when Butters comes over to him
and he says that it's a moral obligation to help
Heidi break out with the Cartman. Kyle says they're not
getting involved, and he walks away. And then Kyle goes
(21:18):
over to Cartman and wants to talk to him as
he is setting up a drum on his chest. As
Heidi walks by, he starts making fun of her with
the sounds. All right, let's watch some more clips.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
We try to keep it that way.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Red. I'm glad this podcast is on a good five tonight,
especially after everything that has happened this week. Dang, sorry
right there with you.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
You know, I was looking forward to this podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Oh I'm not getting it's an actual south Park episode.
We got to at least give you some south Park podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Goodness, Dude, I watched They didn't talk about it. That's
just been like the number one news story.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
You probably turned on the only seven seconds that day
that wasn't talking about something.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
They were talking about the Trump's bill and stuff like that.
Speaker 13 (22:06):
Oh so sorry.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Okay, they're probably just going back and forth between those
two stories.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah maybe, Oh that don't fucking cocky. Sorry, Kyle, here
back to south Park.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Hello, I know things have been difficult between us lately.
I know you think all boys are sort of pigs,
but just know that a lot of us boys think
girls are amazing and smart and beautiful. Not not like
hot beautiful, I mean like inside beautiful. I'm not saying
you're hot, you're not. You're not hot. I'm not saying
you're ugly. It doesn't matter. You're all hot on the inside.
(22:49):
We could all just be inside you. It would be hot.
Oh shit, what do you want, Kyle? It's Heidi Turner.
You guys shouldn't criticize her so much for going with Cartman.
Why not? Eric Cartman's a horrible person. I know, I
know that. Okay, trust me, I hate Carbon.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
As much as any of you.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
But just that's true in space.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
You know you can't eep saying we told you so,
because if you make her feel dumb, she just doubles
down and tries to prove for herself. And it wasn't dumb.
Why do you care? Do you like Hidie?
Speaker 7 (23:15):
No?
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Oh my god? He so likes Heidi abdy, No, I
don't do.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I now Kyle pondering whether or not, Hey, does he
like me?
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Thinking about what you said? How is you all help?
Had he wake up with Eric? You're right, it's our
moral obligation. Yeah, no, we're no, we're not.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
No.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Yeah, I think we need to stay out of it.
Oh okay, Dan, but.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Okay, then it's just all excited. All right, that's it,
just goes back to his own normal, buttery but herself.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh, sweet buttery goodness.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's sweet buttery goodness. Here's Kyle now approaching Carmen. That's
try and talk to him, this gu cartman.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Can we talk?
Speaker 12 (24:02):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Cam?
Speaker 8 (24:03):
What's it? I just I hope that maybe you can
realize what you have with Ide and and just try
to be good girl. Okay, let me tell you something
about relationships. There's always two sets. Okay, compromise, she compromises.
Sometimes you criticize each other, but it's all part of
trying to make each other better. Someday maybe you'll have
a girlfriend and you'll understand. Nope, here she goes clear, everyone, Well,
(24:31):
what are you doing? Eric? I was just practicing marching
based ground for my buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Cam.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
This is his favorite. Oh okay, are we still on
for lunch? You bet?
Speaker 10 (24:39):
You can't wait?
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Okay, see you?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Oh Man Cartman, fuck car he's so plenty as ship.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
He's evil as fuck. N all right, So breaking news
icon shows up on the screen, or reporter talks about
President Garrison calling the people of Saudi Arabia quote dirty
sand n words. Paul Ryan, who has a black eye
with come on it says the president is doing great.
(25:18):
Paul Ryan says he has door knocked cop on his eye.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
That's true, dude, Oh I wasn't in the private chow.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Kyle kind of good. Fuck up this episode.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Everyone knows you don't date your friend's girlfriend, especially when
that friend in question is Eric Cartman.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, I was gonna I wanted to ask this question
on this.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Uh yeah, Kyle is an idiot for sure.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah, I was hoping. No it doesn't. Okay, So either
of you would you date a homies ex girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
No, No, there's way too many women and people in
the world.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I wouldn't even that's you don't even know, don't even
need an explanation. And that was it.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Like if you were with my friend, I've already turned
you off. As a person.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You're already out of there. You're out. You're not a
mission to see anymore.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
You have become a dude to me, Hey, what's dude?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
That's what you and I That's what I always vibed
on you with.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
The most is like when you know, when we would
chill like Lex, we'd be like you were like, she's
a dude. I'm like, fu, yeah, dude, that's like, yeah,
she's a fucking dude to me, you know what I mean,
like Homie's Chicks or you know, like like you're.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Just could someone explain this one to me? I don't
This is what.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
South Park for addictions with black Eye.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Black guy.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I don't know. I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I'm missing something.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, me too, that's jumping a smart clip.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm uninformed.
Speaker 10 (27:04):
You again.
Speaker 11 (27:04):
Come on, babe, has a bunch of dirty sound. It's
the universe.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I got you like that. So here's Paul Ryan with coming.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Wow, the guys that.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
Was elected, how do you think he's doing well?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
What do you mean he's great?
Speaker 8 (27:25):
We're doing great. A lot of people stretch him and
just see the negative.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
People don't know how great the president.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
They don't get to see good qualities.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
Oh, and is that semen on your black arsh Oh, I.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Tripped on a door knob. That's just that's doorknop. Come,
it's s doorknob.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Come A got it right there, like it already happened.
It already happened.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
When Trump was like, dude, look at Elon, and then
Elon was like, oh, Trump did so good.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Scared of that ship, thunder and lightning scared the ship.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I thought that you did that for like a breaking news.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Dude, Like that was fucking loud, like something that.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Was Yeah, dude, hold on, I know that was close.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Like hold up, let me look out the window.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
No, but adelaide, you're pretty I hope they do, because
they started with they started with him on ketamine, right,
He's like, Sharon, I'm gonna take a bunch of kenemy
and go fuck with the US government. And Elon goes
and fucks with the US government, helps him create DOGE,
gets kicked out of DOGE for the most part, and
(28:45):
then starts talking about Trump, and then Trump starts focusing
back in on Elon, like hey, maybe we should take
a look at all your subsidiaries. And then Elon comes
back and is like black eyed jiz on his face,
and he was like, well, you know, got to give
credit where credit is due. You know, he did a
good job. No one could have done it like he did.
(29:10):
So there's I really hope they get it. They're gonna
get it. There's no way they're not.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay. So at south Park Elementary now Heidi is sitting
in the gym.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Hold on, hold, you can't leave his hanging.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Did you see anything else side anything happened, anybody anybody else?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Do you see anybody else speaking?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No, it was just a loud thunder charge. It did
sound pretty damn close, though, But I looked out the
window and I didn't see any fire or anything like that.
And my internet still My internet is still on, so yeah,
we got that. So my electricity is still on. So
it didn't hit any power lines or boxes or anything
(29:52):
like that. But you can see it in the sky,
like I see my blinds flashing where he said I
looked like it was like I looked like someone I
was breaking in my house. That's how it was loud.
That's why I was like, what the.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Fuck right, That's why I was like, hey, roam, I'm.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Too far away. Yeah, it was loud. It was like
some movie style thunder lightning so yes. At South Park Elementary,
Heidi is sitting in the gym. Kyle is standing in
the doorway looking at her. He comes over to her
sits by her. Heidi says she's waiting for a Cartman
to change, and then Kyle tells her that Cartman is
(30:29):
not going to change because he sees himself as the
victim all the time. Heidi says she thinks she's a
bad person for following her heart, and then like a
montage plays and she's like looking through pictures of her
and cartmen. She looks at her locker when she sees Kyle,
who is at his locker room down the hall, Cartmen
is yelling at Heidi on a bench and she goes
(30:50):
to walk away because Cartman pleading for her not to leave.
Kyle's in the hallway opening a letter that makes him smile.
Garrison is talking with the foreign leaders. People watching the
Crunchies Microboo look on in disbelief. Heidi's in a restaurant
with their parents as Cartman looks on the window begging her.
Hidi and Kyle are shown sitting together on the swings.
(31:13):
This is all like a montage that happens here, all right.
So here's Kyle talking to Heidi.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
You're doing okay, Heidi. I keep thinking Eric is going
to change, Heidi. People like Cartman, they always make things
someone else's fault. We all wrongly see ourselves as the
victim sometimes, but Carton sees himself as the victim all
the time. He'll always find someone to blame for his shortcomings,
(31:41):
and because of that, he's never gonna change. Before we
started going out, I was in a really bad place.
I felt pushed away by society. Then this guy came
along who told me all the things I wanted to hear,
and I just went with it, and.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
She just went well with it, and she just went
with it, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So you can't just go with it every time.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
You can't just go with it every time, all right. Now,
as I mentioned, he hears Heidi looking through the montage book.
We'll see what kind of music they play, Sorrow and muscle.
That song is gonna be copyrighted, all right. So let's
just watch the montage here. So we see Cartman and Heidi.
They're at some sort of amusement park. She's looking through
her memories book, and then the next day at her locker,
(32:28):
she sees Kyle down the hall on the hallway as well,
and then it looks like she's actually breaking up with Carbon. Okay,
still music. Kyle opens up this letter, sees it from her,
and then we see Chinese Cartman of course screaming please
(32:54):
Hidie wants she wants her back. And now we see
Kydie Kiti. Yeah, there you go, Kiti Kyle and he
sitting on the swing talking and that's how the scene
comes to a conclusion there, and then goes to feeds
the black all right. Cartman then knocks on Tolkien's door
the next day, so Colcan answers. Carving is sobbing hysterically.
(33:15):
He eventually spits out that height he broke up with him.
He begs to stay with Tolgan, saying he wants to
go disrespect the flag and flip over cars. Tolkien slams
the door shut. Cartman repeatedly brings the doorbell and Tolkien
answers it once again. His mom is now with him.
Tolkien's mom invites Cartman inside. That was a big mistake.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Probably shouldn't have crackt this last beer open.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Probably shouldn't have done that either. At the White House,
Garrison's advisors are meeting in a room discussing his new
approval ratings. Garrison walks in on them and asks what's
going on. He looks at the folder with the approval
ratings and says, everything is going to be fine. All right,
let's jump into more clips.
Speaker 9 (34:06):
Hi, Hi, Hi, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Deep broke up?
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Please?
Speaker 8 (34:25):
So I have nothing now?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Token?
Speaker 8 (34:28):
She was my whole world. Can I just stay here
with you?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Please?
Speaker 8 (34:33):
What why you still have a house? I know how
you feel now, Token, to be pissed off in the world,
to feel completely screwed over by society. I totally getting now.
I want to do what you guys do and go
disrespect the flag and slip of her corset stuff.
Speaker 13 (34:47):
Oh my gosh, I'm with you where.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I love this scene. But this also solidifies a hatred
that I have for Carbon because it's just boom.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
But he gets away with like blacon blatant racism right here,
and it's kind of gross and Token Tolkien has to
deal with it.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
And ah, it's so it's so good, but it's so
all right anyway, Re.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Says the animation scene that's about to come up as
one of my favorites in the entire show. Interesting. All right,
well we'll make sure not to try and skip that.
Speaker 8 (35:31):
I really understand now how you guys feel.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Please?
Speaker 8 (35:35):
What time is your family gonna go? Disrespect the back tonight?
I want to go in get out of here.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Nothing?
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (35:42):
He brocabbly.
Speaker 9 (35:45):
Token, he's freezing.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Come on in out of the snow, thank you?
Speaker 13 (35:51):
No, no, all.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Right, So here's Paul Ryan. Okay, we're safe to talk.
It's not safe nowhere. Safety Mike McConnell or Mike Penn's
and Mitch McConnell. Mike mcconnald, you.
Speaker 8 (36:12):
Understand we're all about to get killed. Keep your voices down.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
What are all these numbers?
Speaker 8 (36:19):
The latest approval ratings. I've been researching our own independent poll.
The president is tanking. These numbers are so low that
we might just have an out. Don't you guys see
what this means.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I don't know anything.
Speaker 11 (36:33):
I'm just a turtle.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
It means that the swivel is turning. Get test him.
It's those people that matter, those are the ones who are.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Killed. We can't the president.
Speaker 11 (36:46):
Just what are you guys, talking about no nothing, Oh, okay,
just having a little chat or something.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
It's an opinion poll, mister President's your numbers are down
and I wanted to show you so you could do something.
Speaker 14 (36:59):
Oh, I was the one who researched the poll, mister president.
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Let me say that isn't that interesting. But it's not
a problem. See, I know something about societal psychology that
you three turdballs don't.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Everything's gonna be fair, everything's gonna be fine. Everything's gonna
be fine.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I'll know something that you turdballs don't.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
So Tolkien, Cartman and his family are eating dinner. Cartman
asked what time they're going to go out and disrespect
the flag. His parents grow agitated, and Cartman biggs and
saying that he does not know how to feel. Tolkien's
dad says he saw Heidi holding hands with Kyle at
the park. Cartman becomes filled with anger, and montage shows
while Kyle marching on the screen. More and more Kyle's
(37:45):
show up. A hard is shown exploding with multiple Kyle's
walking through it. Jewish people are shown dancing in circles.
Cartman lights a flag on fire. A very large Kyle
surrounds Cartman and Heidi or holding each other. The people
dancing are shown again. The ground crumbles beneath Heidi and
Karben as Kyle explodes out of the ground. It goes
(38:06):
back to carbon eating dinner. This all takes place all
in his mind. Let's jump into it. Let's just go
straight to that.
Speaker 11 (38:17):
Yeah, I thought she was with that Kyle brav LASKI
kid what I saw him at the park today holding hands.
Speaker 10 (38:26):
Half no way. Oh my god, cat.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Live footage is so funny.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Cah, yeah, the you know, I remember when I first
saw this episode. My initial response was kind of like, whoa,
that's right. Kyle kind of screws over Carmen here and
takes his girlfriend, and it's like, totally a big time
dick move. You should have you should have minded his
(39:30):
business and didn't get involved. It's not his relationship.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Can't dress Kyle.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
No, I mean, Carmen's not a homie. Let's be real.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I'm just saying that is true.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
No, Scoop is right about that one too.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Hell, Carmen, I'm just saying he's gonna end up homeless
across the streets.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Why would you want why would you salute cinema?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Why would you want to put why would you want
to be on Carmen's bat side though, when you know
what he's capable of.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
I'm just saying I was hoping you would be like, Okay, no,
why would you want to be.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I'm still saying, gonna make you eat your parents? Maybe
you know he could do something. He can hijack complain
and crash it into their house. I mean, for God's sakes,
you great. But with that, but Cartman does need Kyle
because Cartman that is his arch and enemy in that regard,
his arch front of me, because they still hang out.
(40:34):
So like Kyle has saved Cartman plenty of times, Cartman
has actually saved Kyle San Francisco. So, like you know,
they kind of need each other. So now the next
day at school, Cartman calls.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
Kyle ah nice nag comment, I didn't even thing to
happen the way they did.
Speaker 8 (41:04):
Didn't bother you that I was happy? Is that why
you took her from the cab? You weren't happy? You
did was think about her all the time. You're not
gonna touch your way.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
This is the end?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Did you and me?
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Come on talk by stop it. All you've ever done
is work to ruin my life. Well, now I'm finally
gonna fight back.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Fucking suck each other already.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Jesus Christ, you just knocked him the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Well, you know he had to go there and be angry.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
He should have to get a fuck already or what
he was.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Uh, acting on emotions there. If he had been smarter,
he would have planned out revenge. You know, you know.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
The imagination Land was a freeing of emotion and love.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
It was where two became one.
Speaker 14 (42:00):
Herman secret, you know, and that's it bad. The moon
in the stares hobby there, hobby there for you.
Speaker 12 (42:13):
A bat.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
That's my man? All right, Bookini here Italian food.
Speaker 8 (42:29):
I just want to say, here's to Heidi. Welcome back
to the Land of the Living. Yay, thanks guys, thanks
for taking me out. This is really fun. No worries,
We're just glad you find me candy your senses, Yeah,
no kidding, We seriously thought you might marry that piece
of ship. He's actually had some good qualities too, Yeah,
(42:50):
like what racism or the sociopath park Yeah, I mean,
no offense, Heidie, But what the fuck were you thinking?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Guys?
Speaker 8 (42:59):
She ad minute she made a mistake. You make a
mistake on your homework? What how do you do? Is
more like a momentary loss of old sanity, just what
I believed in. Don't worry, Howdy, We're not gonna keep
telling you we told you so, but we told you.
The only thing I want to know is how did
you bring yourself to actually kiss him?
Speaker 15 (43:22):
Can you imagine.
Speaker 8 (43:23):
Every common's breath on your mouth? He can hear?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
God, damn it. See what I'm saying, Matt Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Oh, well, I mean someone's already done it. Damn it.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
That's so funny.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
I was saying before this episode was like, we need
to get a clinical psychology. Yeah, but we can still
get a clinical psychologist.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
To come do it.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
We'll do it different, that's true, slightly different, we can
still do it.
Speaker 14 (43:56):
So.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I mean, as we saw on that scene there basic,
the girls at the table are like bashing her for
dating Cartman, so she starts to get depressed, saying it
was just what she believed in. And then next we
see Cartman sitting alone in the park. When Heidie comes
over to him, she said that she wants to make
sure he's okay. Cartman says none of this is her
(44:17):
fault and that it's time he tells her he tells
her stuff, and then at the Brawlowski Residents, Kyle's putting
Hairdell in his hair when he hears the doorbell ring, He
goes downstairs, opens the door. Hidie's at the door and
asks Kyle if she's ready to go. They both hold
hands as she tells Kyle she was being manipulated by him.
He tries to explain himself, but she stops him, explaining
(44:38):
that she is on Irish and then makes her moody
and then Kyle can be sneaky sometimes. Yle. Kitie goes
to walk outside after saying that it's hard to live
life with Kyle's people getting in the way. Kyle stands
in shock, saying that she just that she just called
him a you know what I mean, dirty j e W.
(44:59):
She walks over to Cartman, who gives Kyle an evil look.
They walk off as Kyle watches and disbelieves that Cartman
got her back. He basically manipulates his way back into
the picture. And then to wrap up the episode, at
the White House, a happy Anniversary cake is carried by
Paul Ryan. They bring it up to Garrison and who
(45:19):
blows out the candles and everybody in the room starts
cheering him. Garrett Garrison stands up with the strap on penis.
Others in the room start nervously upset him. What's up, Labratt,
Thanks for dropping in here. We're just finishing up here
watching some clips here on this edition of SMB's South
Park Review.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Come on to Miday.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
You know Sat, he said, strap on Penis.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
I'm guessing Labratt. You just got done hanging out with
Brandon on the NXT. Watch along on Hommy Meenigrit. You
can check them out. Uh So, here is Heidi walking
up to Carmon.
Speaker 8 (45:58):
You're doing okay. I want you to know I always
care about you. That's good to know because that nothing
helps more when you're down than knowing that your girlfriend
who broke up with you might care. I'm sorry that
I've hurt you. I think maybe I am just stupid
and I don't know what I want and it ends
up hurting people.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
No, you need to know something, Heidi.
Speaker 8 (46:22):
None of this is your fault. But I'm the one
who know.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Heidi.
Speaker 8 (46:26):
None of this is your fault. There's stuff I never
told you.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
It's dead, it's done. I did so here's Kyle. He
thinks he's, you know, about to go on a hot day.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
To you first.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Okay, So now Kytie wants to talk to Kyle first.
Speaker 8 (46:51):
Sure, Kyle, I've been under a lot of stress lately
and it was all making me really confused. Yeah, that's understandable.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
I was being manipulated and I didn't even see it, and.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
We never do and I don't think you saw it either, Kyle,
what do you mean. I've come to realize that it's
not my fault. It's your fault. Kyle. You made all
this happen, made me question who I was. But but
it's okay. You can't help it. It's how you were raised,
what you were taught. My heritage is Irish, so I'm
(47:25):
going to being moody, and your heritage, well, you know,
you can be a little sneaky speaking and not even realized. Sure,
I'm sorry, Kyle. What everybody's trying to live life the
best they can. It's hard enough without your people always
trying to get ahead.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
You didn't want your people?
Speaker 8 (47:47):
Dude, did you call me a dirty Jew?
Speaker 2 (47:53):
You're talking about Gingers?
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yeah, of course. And then Kyle looks out the door
and he sees carmon the anniversary to.
Speaker 7 (48:08):
Universary to you, anniversary, mister President, the anniversary to you.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Congratulations, mister President. Looks like many more years of the
same art to come. Oh, I don't think so.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
I think the next three years are gonna be.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
That was the strap On. No, I told her that
was coming.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Damn did you see that thing?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
It was beefy?
Speaker 10 (48:44):
How is it?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
He says, as a girl, she can't put into the
exact amount of anger she has that Kyle spent all
that time doing his hair just for him to put
his hat on over it.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Holy ship, brother, that was a huge donor.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
That was strap On strap In. It's about to be
a bumpy right, I'm glad. Hey, you know what good news.
We made it through the episode clips without getting taken down,
so we're still out. Uh so that is the first thing.
That is the first half of the podcast. Thanks for
watching with us here and now on the We'll come
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(49:18):
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Now on the other side, thanks so much for hanging
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(50:22):
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am not the twenty twenty two Red Rocks Day one
South Park Trivia Champion. I am not a trivia god,
(50:45):
but let me read you up some trivia. So in
this episode, it's revealed that I. E. Turner is of
Irish descent. Now during the montage seeing President Garrison is
shown talking to China's President Xi Jinping. During the original
are of the episode, President Trump was actually in China
meeting with DJing Ping. The scene with Paul Ryan and
(51:08):
the others bringing President Garrison and Cake and singing Happy
Anniversary is a reference to one year anniversary of Donald
Trump winning the twenty sixteen presidential election, and the originality
of the episode coincided with the one year anniversary. First
part of the scene where we see Kyle talking to
the girls is derived from a deleted scene from the
season twenty episode Pants Down, Wingers Out, and Wendy is
(51:30):
among the girls that laugh at the jokes that may
make about Cartman. Noticeably, she does not speak, however, in
the scene, likely because she herself had gotten a crush
on him. Quote in the episode Chef goes Danners and
that is your trivia, Twitter trivia charity Jarvy yea and
(51:52):
now for some pop culture. The song that plays during
the monta is Unfaithful by Rihanna. In the song, Rihanna
worries that her boyfriend knows she is cheating on him
with another man and may try to kill himself because
of it. Sure enough. A few episodes later, Cartman actually
threatens to kill himself when Heidi breaks up with him,
(52:13):
and in addition to the stock footage of the Jewish dances,
the scene where Carman imagines Kyle after finding out that
he has seen Heidi Turner makes references to classic Disney
and Warner Brothers animated films. As repointed out, she really
enjoyed that Dumbo. The music and pink versions of Kyle
walking through a broken heart refers to a drunken dream
sequence called pink Elephants on Parade the Many Adventures of
(52:36):
Winning the Pooh. The scene were multiple, Kyle's appearing one
at a time may be a reference to a nightmare
sequence called huff heffalumps and Woozies, although a quite similar
scene is previously mentioned in the film's case Little Mermaid.
A giant Kyle emerging from the ocean with the glowing
Menora while Cartman holds Heidi as a reference to Ursula
(52:58):
becoming stronger, taking King Triton's crown and trident, while Eric
tries to protect Ariel and Kats don't dance. As Cartman
and Heidi run toward a blue horizon, a giant Kyle
emerges from the ground, causing them to run back. This
refers to a scene in Darla Dimple's music number Big
and Loud. Continuing on here, when Mike Pence, Paul Ryan,
(53:21):
and Mitch McConnell were having quiet conversations on the approval ratings,
McConnell replies that he is just a turtle. This refers
to when Daily Show hosts The Time and Still Now
John Stuart reportedly mocked McConnell for his resemblance. President Garrison
and Vice President Pence mentioned Niger, a reference to the
(53:41):
Tongo Tongo ambush in October of twenty seventeen, where four
US Army Special Force soldiers were ambushed and killed during
a search for Islamic militants in the African country of Niger.
The incident was later followed by criticism regarding President Trump's
treatment of the widow of one of the soldiers. The
last three things here the vegan item Heidi mentions Beyond
(54:03):
Meat is actually an actual plant based meat substitute products
served at many fast food restaurants. However, starting in twenty
twenty two, there was Beyond Fried Chicken, a collaboration between
Beyond Meat and KMC, however before it exists and Carbon
made it up and causes Heidi to gain weight very quickly.
Cartman mentioning disrespecting the flag and flipping over cars to
(54:26):
Tolkien and his parents as a reference to NFL players
nearly during the national anthem and riots connected to Black
Lives Matter protests regarding social injustice, and Heidi's friends making
fun of her relationship with Carbon is an allegory for
the media's treatment of former President Trump and his supporters.
And that is your pop pop culture, all right, Let
(54:59):
me read you up some storyline continity, the Amazing Echo
and Echo Dot and Google Home from White People. Renovated
houses can be seen in Cartman's bedroom. Kyle's met with
hostility from the girls when he walks into the gymnasium,
or if this seems to apply, the gender war from
last season is not completely over yet. The member barriers
are seen in the Oval office. They were last scene
(55:19):
in the end of serialization as we know It and
Marjorine Heidi lived in a completely different house, and despite
Kailn Jenner being elected vice president during season twenty, current
US Vice President Mike Pence is shown having the position
that's your continuity, and that is about that. Darren, what
did you like about this episode?
Speaker 2 (55:42):
You're muted getting to see Kyle's hair.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
Oh, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
As you know, I try to like always ignore the
Heidi Cartman arc a little bit.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
No, it is true. So what did I like about
this episode? It's very hard to quantify because I mean,
there were certain scenes that were funny that reflected Cartman
being over the top and ridiculous, as well as the
mister Garrison scenes. I think it's kind of interesting in
(56:15):
this episode the Donald Trump Garrison story arc. The B
storyline is a little bit more entertaining on the A storyline.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
Well, he dropped the end bomb that was kind of
with a hard.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Rule of couple of them. That was brutal a couple
of them.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
So on account of that, not a fan of the episode. Yeah,
I don't know about that one. They were ballsy for that.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
They were ballsy for dropping that. Yeah, So I just
thought that the media. But I mean I thought that
his storyline was stronger in this episode, whereas in this
one it became more about Cartman versus Kyle. Again. With Kyle,
whether people want to say it or not, he technically
does still hiding away from him, So I mean, that's
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kind of a low move to do, especially when he
also points out that everyone is kind of dating Cartman.
So it's like, if everybody's involved in that relationship, why
would you be the one to try and end it.
It's done of your business. But I digress, because he
was successful to some extent until Cartman once again remanipulated
Heidi into believing about cultural heritages. I guess we have
(57:19):
to assume because Hedi's Irish, and then he uses judaism
as a way to scare you scare tactics against her.
So overall, it's not like one of the strongest episodes
of the season, no, but it does exist. It does.
Speaker 4 (57:36):
Kyle Cartman shitty in it, Heidi's shitty in it, Garrison
shitty in it.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Not like shitty isn't boring, but shitty is. And they're
just being fucked up.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
Scoop just sent a message that said his internet crapped out,
So I guess that's that's going to do it for
that s to the Sea that school anyway, shout out
(58:08):
to Scoob. All right, well that's all I got here, ladies,
and gentlemen, that's gonna do it. For another edition of
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A South Park Review
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or at least we're current. It's been some late breaking news.
Not late breaking, but did you guys see the news
this last week about the press release from the South
Park creators because they were upset about the fact that
Paramount and sky Dance's merger has held up their ability
to release brand new episodes. No, yeah, look it up,
(00:50):
look it up.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You just tell me what happened.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Pretty pretty, I mean, if you want, If you want,
I can give you the press release amidst the merger.
They basically the creators of South Park, Mattstone and Trey Parker,
ended up putting out their response that says, in response
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to the press release from Comedy Central about the change
of premiere day, well, this merger is a shit show
and it's fucking up South Park. We are at the
studio working on new episodes and we hope fans get
to see them somehow. South Park twenty seven is now
slated to premiere on July twenty third. They were supposed
to originally premiere tomorrow night, but now we have to
wait a couple more weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
There was some fighting words.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Dude, om all were about to come down.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You know what I'm saying, m hm, south Park drama?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Man?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Why is there going to be drama? That's what South
Park is supposed to be void of. They we're supposed
to not have this with South Park. And you know
it's not Matt and Trey. They got trapped into a
fucking copyright.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Whatever streaming some.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Was it a billion dollars though, Like, oh, I just
mean all the copyrights going back and forth.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's just.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I don't know about the copyright yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
No, I'm talking about the whole Paramount and HBO situation.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Fu HBO.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
That's getting tiring because I feel like that is holding
the progress of South Park massively.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And just making them tired of dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Right.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
It's like, I swear to God, if copyright issues and
like lawsuits and HBO and Paramount fighting over South Park
makes them just go fucking and throw in the towel,
I will hate Paramountains.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And HBO forever.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Like no, no, I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well here on south Park. It's time to get into it.
Today on smb A South Park Review, let's talk about
this week's episode, guys, it's doubling down. It is the
seventh episode of season twenty one and the two hundred
and eighty fourth overall episode of South Park, first airing
on November eighth, twenty seventeen. It is also SMB number
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two hundred and eighty seven. Oh yeah, Kyle does not
understand why Heidi won't break up with Cartman. He's playing
with fire when he gets in the middle of the
school's most talked about couple. This is, of course smb
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located on south Park odd on YouTube. Heidi is seen
laying in bed when Cartman calls. Cartman is sabby on
the phone, begging her not to break up with him.
He says his blood sugar is the reason why he
acts the way he does. Leanne comes in at Cartman
cusses her out. He details Cartman he needs to become
(04:03):
a vegan, and Cartman agrees to do so. Oh boy,
this it's this episode. I forget it's this episode where
he starts lying to Heidi about fucking the food.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just like KFC.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
How do you see laying in bed with I'm sorry,
it's not the Park Elementary. The boys are also eating
lunch the next day, and Cartman has a vegan edition
in front of him. He complains about Heidi controlling them,
and then Kyle comes in and Cartman is sick of
calling hiding names. Heidi comes over and offers for him
to eat with her. After they leave, Kyle again bashes Cartman.
(04:44):
So we'll jump into some clips here. It looks like
going a lot of scoop for a moment, but I'll
let him jump back in after O. There he is.
There's scooba loop, the oh you're good.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
No, I still hear my echo though I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Hear the echo faint, I don't hear anymore. All right,
let's uh, let's load up this clip. Heidi, what avere?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Eric?
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Eric, this isn't working.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Hi, We've got, as I mentioned here, Cartman here crying,
begging for Heidi to take him back. And then it continues.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
On I told you that's what happens after I eat
my blood story spikes and I get at and then
I crowded. You can't just keep being mean to me
and blaming it on your blood sugar.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
But it's true.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
It's all my mom's pots me on this crap and
my body doesn't.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Know how to project.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Yes, hon, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh that's great, that's the chiller. Yeah, that's crazy. So
Cartmon's gonna agree, as I mentioned, to become vegan. So
the next day at school here.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
We were just doing the same.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Currently morning, the loss of South Park that was supposed
to from here tomorrow, and I yes, ree, we said
the same thing. He's like just with Darren just said
we were just we just talked about that at the
top of the show, about the fact that the merger
itself is holding up the brand new episodes, and then
the creators said that Paramount was sucking their ship.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Up on their Yeah, maybe Scoop is right, man, I
think about it, and the Texas thing, the south the
South Park thing, I mean, maybe.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The world is ending. Drop your ass in the chat.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Drop your ass in the chat.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Legitimately about to make myself cry holy fuck hell emotion
over here, like you know, like the world. That's the
way it is, Like I was looking so forward to it.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Well, come on, we need that South Park guys, how
are you gonna don't do me like that.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Let's not get copyright.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Let's let's take a look here what they're eating before
we play the clip. So like, if you look at
what the kids are eating, everyone's got the school launch
Token's got what looks like some sort of chimmy Chonga
burritos action. Clyde has got some chicken and mas chicken
and potatoes and carrots. Butter's has got a burger and fries.
And it looks like Carton's got some tofu, some wheat grass,
(07:49):
some carrots, and he doesn't look like he's gonna be
too excited.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
That dirty hard what is that bit sticks? He is
packing by such for me?
Speaker 10 (07:59):
Fuck?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Pissed off at your go friend again, hucky dude, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
A great thing. By the way, when you have a
chick who wants to pack your lunch for you, like,
that's awesome. If someone wants, dude, that is a W
a W in the chat and W and.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
The chap we're having your lunch made for you.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
What That's what I was saying. Let's take that hearkens
back to the young child in innocence. We all went.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Through We could all learn something.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You can all learned something. We should have appreciated what
we had.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
He's controlling, manipulent a part. That's enough, Cartman. I am
so sick of hearing you call height the horrible things.
That's because you don't understand how much it sucks to
be in a relationship he made. Oh hey, babe, what's
going on? How do you want to Nothing? Just telling
the guys how awesome it is to be bigan. That's great.
(08:53):
You want to come eat with me? I can explain
what I packed. Yeah, sure, that sounds awesome. I don't
get it. I just really.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Jackson. So this is where, as I mentioned, Kyle starts
bashing Cartman, basically saying he doesn't get it, doesn't understand
why they're together, and everyone else is kind of like, dude,
don't you know it's none of our business.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
Oh, she's still supporting him. She loves him, I guess,
but he clearly sucks. She has to know he sucks.
What the hell is going on? Well, it's not our problem,
it is our problem. This is affecting us. Our whole school.
There's not to be a reason she sticks by him.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Uh So after that the school lets out, Kyle has
to talk with Heidi. Kyle ask about the relationship with Cartman.
Heidi says the girl's bacher for going out with him.
Heidi becomes angered and starts yelling at Kyle. She storms off,
leaving Kyle stunned, and then Cartman knocks on Heidie's door
with a bag in his hand. He he comes in
(10:00):
with as you mentioned, scoop beyond kef which is actually
normal KFC. Cartman says that it's great to be vegan,
and then he gives off an evil grin. Here's Kyle now,
Oh hide, guys suck.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Oh hey, Kyle, Hey, uh listen.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
I know you and Cartman have an anniversary coming up,
and I'm just wondering, you know, how, how do you
think he's doing has a boyfriend? What do you mean? Well,
you know, like some of us are thinking that maybe
he's not super qualified to be with you. Oh God,
not you too, just like one of the things about
Carmon that you find remotely redeeming. Look, don't you think
(10:46):
I get it enough for my girlfriends? He sucks? Heidi
what's wrong with you? Why can't you admit you? How
could anyone ever go with him? It was just following
my heart. Isn't that what you're supposed to do. You
don't have to get defensive. I just being defensive. He's great,
we're doing great. I didn't make a bad decision. I
don't need you to stand there and say I tell you,
so I didn't say I told you. You know, you
(11:08):
don't know what Eric's like when we're alone. Okay, he's
actually really good to me.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And he's got big bens.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Wow, I just got.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, she likes his big bones. I think.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, all right, Scoop, you want to you say something? No,
I'm sorry, Okay, Oh, you're good. All right? So cartman
Now he heads over to Heidie's house.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
It's so right.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
When you said there were vegan options for everything. Remember
how you told me about beyond meat. Yeah, the vegan
meat that's made with all vegetables and plants. Well, I
tried it and you were right. You can't even tell
the difference between that and real meat. Really, that's great, mate.
So now I've been trying all kinds of big foods.
You gotta try this. It's called beyond KFC. Wow, it's
all just you gotta taste it. Just chat this track
(12:10):
it take just like KFC. I know, right, isn't that crazy?
Like like seriously, how could you even tell this with Drigan?
Try to try that beyond nash potatoes and gravy tea.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, you didn't even drink it.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Beyond gravy by itself, it's like a protein boost. I
don't know about you, but I could eat this every day. Yeah,
it's really good, delicious.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I just I just wanted to touch back on Idola's comment.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
True, most people stay in these relationships for the big bones. Yeah, okay,
all right. So at South Park Elementary, Kyle talks with
the boys, saying he found out why Heidi would not
admit Cartman is a horrible boyfriend. Carmon comes over, saying
(13:00):
she gained some pounds. Heidi comes over complaining about not
feeling well. As Cartman looks back at her stomach and
the guys. Heidi says she wants to come home, and
then she and Cartman go walk over to the nurse's
office as Kyle says they must help Heidi. And it's
also at this point at the President's who Garrison. That
is he's at the White House. He's insulting a world
(13:21):
leader on the phone. As his advisers come in announcing
that a worker with ties to Russia was found uh,
sexually abused and executed. Garrison says he fucked them to death.
And then the member Barry start membering. As Garrison tells
his advisers to put a positive spin on the issue.
Paul Ryan says that it's time for them to put
their foot down, and Garrison pushes the button that locks
(13:43):
the doors.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's the best thumbnail I've ever seen. Its fucking great.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Please make.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
It on that, Matt that because that is just.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The one went to face.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So good, fucking perfect thumbnail Central.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Did we say that?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Have we gone in Top six takeaways of this episode?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Ummmmm no, Yeah, let's do it because I need I
need to use that as a thumbnail.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
A sap. Okay, so now at school the next day.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Yeah, it's important. Maybe she's killing the truth cow. Maybe
Eric really does Leving shipped in wasted. We don't cheat
you guys, you guys, have you seen Heidi? No, Well,
we've been trying some different foods lately, and uh, how do.
He's put on some pounds. You guess how he's getting fat? Yeah, token,
don't start ripping on me for having a fat girl friend,
all right, just try and be true about it. He
(14:48):
made Oh hey, hey, hey, honey, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Hey, Hanie, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
So I can say my two good buddies, one from
the Air Force and then one that I was really
good friends with for a long time in Texas. They
came out here. We had raisin canes, raising gangs, raising kanes. Okay,
(15:21):
Applebee's like all that. By the end of the week, Bro,
I put on almost seventeen pounds eating with these guys.
It took me almost a month and a half.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
To trim what I had at the time, And that
for me was it was huge at the time because
that brought me from like eight percent body fat all
the way up to like almost thirty.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
And I'm sitting there, I'm like, yo, Alex T Bird,
you fucking killed me. Bro, Like, uh.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Sorry, no, you're good.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Diet, Yeah, it would, But I can definitely see within
a couple of weeks, give it three weeks on this night,
and she's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well. Definitely, So talking about coming down So here's the
rest of this.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
We have to help that girl. Can't you see what's happening, Kyle.
It's none of our business. You're wrong in a way.
I think we're all going out with Cartland right now.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Uh huh okay. So, as I mentioned now, mister Garrison,
President Donald Trump Garrison. But you can go back and
check out ten minutes of Donald Trump Garrison by the way,
on YouTube at anytime, or go check it out.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Yeah, I understand that, Fraggott, and you should understand how
my body when your country starts needing money. I don't
give two ships about a treaty. You're a Polish midget.
Come in, hang on, I'm gonna call you back. Yeah,
go fuck yourself, retard, mister president. We have a problem.
People are pretty upset, and you're still mad about that
(17:10):
nigger thing.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh I did not know that was coming. Forgot about that.
I forgot that was coming. President's you need to be
a little more careful.
Speaker 12 (17:29):
There's an investigation a worker with ties to Russia was
found raped and executed.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Raped and executed.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
Oh you mean fuck to death? Oh yeah, that was me,
mister president. People are starting to question your oath to
the office My oath to the office was that I
would fuck everyone to death. Remember, you guys, be quiet.
Speaker 11 (17:53):
And you guys just get out there and put a
positive spin on this whole thing.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
How are we supposed to.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Put a positive spin on it?
Speaker 8 (17:59):
It's getting any hard to keep defending you. Maybe it's
time we put our foot down.
Speaker 11 (18:08):
I hope you brought some condoms.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Oh we are cooked. God damn, but we are cooked.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I did not know that that was coming. Yeah, exactly.
Re forgot about that scene. Yeah, I totally forgot about
that scene as well.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
I live in myself and we have a fast food
chain called Bojangles, and I honestly look start I honestly
start looking like Heidi after getting six pieces of chicken,
six piece of chicken supreme.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Chick never had.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I haven't read a love hate relationship with fried or fatty.
Speaker 13 (18:57):
Food so good, so bad, like bacon. Do you know
how hard it is to hate bacon? You see him
in the eighth grade to about halfway through my senior year,
I was vegetarian, vegan, ok, And then my homie.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Make some bacon and I ate it and I fucked
up and it was eh, brother, I don't know why
I ate it that day. I dude, I was so healthy,
I felt so good. I was Oh. I was ready
(19:40):
to conquer life at that point, like I was getting
scouted in baseball, Like I was getting ready to just
live a cushy, fucking hard working life. But then I
was like bacon, And then I was like, oh, well wait,
and then you eat bacon with weed?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Though with weed?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Have you eaten baking?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh? Wee brou Do.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
You remember those videos, Matt Well, Everything that I've ever eaten,
I've tried on weed.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So that question, well, I'm definitely trying to run a
podcast on weed.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
We are off the trails. Trails, Yeah, rails.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
The girls are playing volleyball when Kyle walks in. He
holds up his hands as he walks to the center court.
He gives a speech about why all boys aren't bad,
and then throughout his speech he makes various mistakes. Wendy
finally asks him what he wants, so Kyle responds by
telling them that they shouldn't criticize Heidi for going out
with Cartman, and then the girl suggests Kyle likes Heidi,
(20:56):
and Kyle responds, you know, defensively, as he is trying
to hide the fact that he is actually, in fact,
infactuated by her. Kyle even at one point is sitting
alone in the school when Butters comes over to him
and he says that it's a moral obligation to help
Heidi break out with the Cartman. Kyle says they're not
getting involved, and he walks away. And then Kyle goes
(21:18):
over to Cartman and wants to talk to him as
he is setting up a drum on his chest. As
Heidi walks by, he starts making fun of her with
the sounds. All right, let's watch some more clips.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
We try to keep it that way.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Red. I'm glad this podcast is on a good five tonight,
especially after everything that has happened this week. Dang, sorry
right there with you.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
You know, I was looking forward to this podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Oh I'm not getting it's an actual south Park episode.
We got to at least give you some south Park podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Goodness, Dude, I watched They didn't talk about it. That's
just been like the number one news story.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
You probably turned on the only seven seconds that day
that wasn't talking about something.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
They were talking about the Trump's bill and stuff like that.
Speaker 13 (22:06):
Oh so sorry.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Okay, they're probably just going back and forth between those
two stories.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah maybe, Oh that don't fucking cocky. Sorry, Kyle, here
back to south Park.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Hello, I know things have been difficult between us lately.
I know you think all boys are sort of pigs,
but just know that a lot of us boys think
girls are amazing and smart and beautiful. Not not like
hot beautiful, I mean like inside beautiful. I'm not saying
you're hot, you're not. You're not hot. I'm not saying
you're ugly. It doesn't matter. You're all hot on the inside.
(22:49):
We could all just be inside you. It would be hot.
Oh shit, what do you want, Kyle? It's Heidi Turner.
You guys shouldn't criticize her so much for going with Cartman.
Why not? Eric Cartman's a horrible person. I know, I
know that. Okay, trust me, I hate Carbon.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
As much as any of you.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
But just that's true in space.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
You know you can't eep saying we told you so,
because if you make her feel dumb, she just doubles
down and tries to prove for herself. And it wasn't dumb.
Why do you care? Do you like Hidie?
Speaker 7 (23:15):
No?
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Oh my god? He so likes Heidi abdy, No, I
don't do.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I now Kyle pondering whether or not, Hey, does he
like me?
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Thinking about what you said? How is you all help?
Had he wake up with Eric? You're right, it's our
moral obligation. Yeah, no, we're no, we're not.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
No.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Yeah, I think we need to stay out of it.
Oh okay, Dan, but.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Okay, then it's just all excited. All right, that's it,
just goes back to his own normal, buttery but herself.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh, sweet buttery goodness.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's sweet buttery goodness. Here's Kyle now approaching Carmen. That's
try and talk to him, this gu cartman.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Can we talk?
Speaker 12 (24:02):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Cam?
Speaker 8 (24:03):
What's it? I just I hope that maybe you can
realize what you have with Ide and and just try
to be good girl. Okay, let me tell you something
about relationships. There's always two sets. Okay, compromise, she compromises.
Sometimes you criticize each other, but it's all part of
trying to make each other better. Someday maybe you'll have
a girlfriend and you'll understand. Nope, here she goes clear, everyone, Well,
(24:31):
what are you doing? Eric? I was just practicing marching
based ground for my buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Cam.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
This is his favorite. Oh okay, are we still on
for lunch? You bet?
Speaker 10 (24:39):
You can't wait?
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Okay, see you?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Oh Man Cartman, fuck car he's so plenty as ship.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
He's evil as fuck. N all right, So breaking news
icon shows up on the screen, or reporter talks about
President Garrison calling the people of Saudi Arabia quote dirty
sand n words. Paul Ryan, who has a black eye
with come on it says the president is doing great.
(25:18):
Paul Ryan says he has door knocked cop on his eye.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
That's true, dude, Oh I wasn't in the private chow.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Kyle kind of good. Fuck up this episode.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Everyone knows you don't date your friend's girlfriend, especially when
that friend in question is Eric Cartman.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, I was gonna I wanted to ask this question
on this.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Uh yeah, Kyle is an idiot for sure.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah, I was hoping. No it doesn't. Okay, So either
of you would you date a homies ex girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
No, No, there's way too many women and people in
the world.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I wouldn't even that's you don't even know, don't even
need an explanation. And that was it.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Like if you were with my friend, I've already turned
you off. As a person.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You're already out of there. You're out. You're not a
mission to see anymore.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
You have become a dude to me, Hey, what's dude?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
That's what you and I That's what I always vibed
on you with.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
The most is like when you know, when we would
chill like Lex, we'd be like you were like, she's
a dude. I'm like, fu, yeah, dude, that's like, yeah,
she's a fucking dude to me, you know what I mean,
like Homie's Chicks or you know, like like you're.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Just could someone explain this one to me? I don't
This is what.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
South Park for addictions with black Eye.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Black guy.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I don't know. I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I'm missing something.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, me too, that's jumping a smart clip.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm uninformed.
Speaker 10 (27:04):
You again.
Speaker 11 (27:04):
Come on, babe, has a bunch of dirty sound. It's
the universe.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I got you like that. So here's Paul Ryan with coming.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Wow, the guys that.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
Was elected, how do you think he's doing well?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
What do you mean he's great?
Speaker 8 (27:25):
We're doing great. A lot of people stretch him and
just see the negative.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
People don't know how great the president.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
They don't get to see good qualities.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
Oh, and is that semen on your black arsh Oh, I.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Tripped on a door knob. That's just that's doorknop. Come,
it's s doorknob.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Come A got it right there, like it already happened.
It already happened.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
When Trump was like, dude, look at Elon, and then
Elon was like, oh, Trump did so good.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Scared of that ship, thunder and lightning scared the ship.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I thought that you did that for like a breaking news.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Dude, Like that was fucking loud, like something that.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Was Yeah, dude, hold on, I know that was close.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Like hold up, let me look out the window.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
No, but adelaide, you're pretty I hope they do, because
they started with they started with him on ketamine, right,
He's like, Sharon, I'm gonna take a bunch of kenemy
and go fuck with the US government. And Elon goes
and fucks with the US government, helps him create DOGE,
gets kicked out of DOGE for the most part, and
(28:45):
then starts talking about Trump, and then Trump starts focusing
back in on Elon, like hey, maybe we should take
a look at all your subsidiaries. And then Elon comes
back and is like black eyed jiz on his face,
and he was like, well, you know, got to give
credit where credit is due. You know, he did a
good job. No one could have done it like he did.
(29:10):
So there's I really hope they get it. They're gonna
get it. There's no way they're not.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay. So at south Park Elementary now Heidi is sitting
in the gym.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Hold on, hold, you can't leave his hanging.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Did you see anything else side anything happened, anybody anybody else?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Do you see anybody else speaking?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No, it was just a loud thunder charge. It did
sound pretty damn close, though, But I looked out the
window and I didn't see any fire or anything like that.
And my internet still My internet is still on, so yeah,
we got that. So my electricity is still on. So
it didn't hit any power lines or boxes or anything
(29:52):
like that. But you can see it in the sky,
like I see my blinds flashing where he said I
looked like it was like I looked like someone I
was breaking in my house. That's how it was loud.
That's why I was like, what the.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Fuck right, That's why I was like, hey, roam, I'm.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Too far away. Yeah, it was loud. It was like
some movie style thunder lightning so yes. At South Park Elementary,
Heidi is sitting in the gym. Kyle is standing in
the doorway looking at her. He comes over to her
sits by her. Heidi says she's waiting for a Cartman
to change, and then Kyle tells her that Cartman is
(30:29):
not going to change because he sees himself as the
victim all the time. Heidi says she thinks she's a
bad person for following her heart, and then like a
montage plays and she's like looking through pictures of her
and cartmen. She looks at her locker when she sees Kyle,
who is at his locker room down the hall, Cartmen
is yelling at Heidi on a bench and she goes
(30:50):
to walk away because Cartman pleading for her not to leave.
Kyle's in the hallway opening a letter that makes him smile.
Garrison is talking with the foreign leaders. People watching the
Crunchies Microboo look on in disbelief. Heidi's in a restaurant
with their parents as Cartman looks on the window begging her.
Hidi and Kyle are shown sitting together on the swings.
(31:13):
This is all like a montage that happens here, all right.
So here's Kyle talking to Heidi.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
You're doing okay, Heidi. I keep thinking Eric is going
to change, Heidi. People like Cartman, they always make things
someone else's fault. We all wrongly see ourselves as the
victim sometimes, but Carton sees himself as the victim all
the time. He'll always find someone to blame for his shortcomings,
(31:41):
and because of that, he's never gonna change. Before we
started going out, I was in a really bad place.
I felt pushed away by society. Then this guy came
along who told me all the things I wanted to hear,
and I just went with it, and.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
She just went well with it, and she just went
with it, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So you can't just go with it every time.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
You can't just go with it every time, all right. Now,
as I mentioned, he hears Heidi looking through the montage book.
We'll see what kind of music they play, Sorrow and muscle.
That song is gonna be copyrighted, all right. So let's
just watch the montage here. So we see Cartman and Heidi.
They're at some sort of amusement park. She's looking through
her memories book, and then the next day at her locker,
(32:28):
she sees Kyle down the hall on the hallway as well,
and then it looks like she's actually breaking up with Carbon. Okay,
still music. Kyle opens up this letter, sees it from her,
and then we see Chinese Cartman of course screaming please
(32:54):
Hidie wants she wants her back. And now we see
Kydie Kiti. Yeah, there you go, Kiti Kyle and he
sitting on the swing talking and that's how the scene
comes to a conclusion there, and then goes to feeds
the black all right. Cartman then knocks on Tolkien's door
the next day, so Colcan answers. Carving is sobbing hysterically.
(33:15):
He eventually spits out that height he broke up with him.
He begs to stay with Tolgan, saying he wants to
go disrespect the flag and flip over cars. Tolkien slams
the door shut. Cartman repeatedly brings the doorbell and Tolkien
answers it once again. His mom is now with him.
Tolkien's mom invites Cartman inside. That was a big mistake.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Probably shouldn't have crackt this last beer open.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Probably shouldn't have done that either. At the White House,
Garrison's advisors are meeting in a room discussing his new
approval ratings. Garrison walks in on them and asks what's
going on. He looks at the folder with the approval
ratings and says, everything is going to be fine. All right,
let's jump into more clips.
Speaker 9 (34:06):
Hi, Hi, Hi, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Deep broke up?
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Please?
Speaker 8 (34:25):
So I have nothing now?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Token?
Speaker 8 (34:28):
She was my whole world. Can I just stay here
with you?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Please?
Speaker 8 (34:33):
What why you still have a house? I know how
you feel now, Token, to be pissed off in the world,
to feel completely screwed over by society. I totally getting now.
I want to do what you guys do and go
disrespect the flag and slip of her corset stuff.
Speaker 13 (34:47):
Oh my gosh, I'm with you where.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I love this scene. But this also solidifies a hatred
that I have for Carbon because it's just boom.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
But he gets away with like blacon blatant racism right here,
and it's kind of gross and Token Tolkien has to
deal with it.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
And ah, it's so it's so good, but it's so
all right anyway, Re.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Says the animation scene that's about to come up as
one of my favorites in the entire show. Interesting. All right,
well we'll make sure not to try and skip that.
Speaker 8 (35:31):
I really understand now how you guys feel.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Please?
Speaker 8 (35:35):
What time is your family gonna go? Disrespect the back tonight?
I want to go in get out of here.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Nothing?
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (35:42):
He brocabbly.
Speaker 9 (35:45):
Token, he's freezing.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Come on in out of the snow, thank you?
Speaker 13 (35:51):
No, no, all.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Right, So here's Paul Ryan. Okay, we're safe to talk.
It's not safe nowhere. Safety Mike McConnell or Mike Penn's
and Mitch McConnell. Mike mcconnald, you.
Speaker 8 (36:12):
Understand we're all about to get killed. Keep your voices down.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
What are all these numbers?
Speaker 8 (36:19):
The latest approval ratings. I've been researching our own independent poll.
The president is tanking. These numbers are so low that
we might just have an out. Don't you guys see
what this means.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I don't know anything.
Speaker 11 (36:33):
I'm just a turtle.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
It means that the swivel is turning. Get test him.
It's those people that matter, those are the ones who are.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Killed. We can't the president.
Speaker 11 (36:46):
Just what are you guys, talking about no nothing, Oh, okay,
just having a little chat or something.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
It's an opinion poll, mister President's your numbers are down
and I wanted to show you so you could do something.
Speaker 14 (36:59):
Oh, I was the one who researched the poll, mister president.
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Let me say that isn't that interesting. But it's not
a problem. See, I know something about societal psychology that
you three turdballs don't.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Everything's gonna be fair, everything's gonna be fine. Everything's gonna
be fine.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I'll know something that you turdballs don't.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
So Tolkien, Cartman and his family are eating dinner. Cartman
asked what time they're going to go out and disrespect
the flag. His parents grow agitated, and Cartman biggs and
saying that he does not know how to feel. Tolkien's
dad says he saw Heidi holding hands with Kyle at
the park. Cartman becomes filled with anger, and montage shows
while Kyle marching on the screen. More and more Kyle's
(37:45):
show up. A hard is shown exploding with multiple Kyle's
walking through it. Jewish people are shown dancing in circles.
Cartman lights a flag on fire. A very large Kyle
surrounds Cartman and Heidi or holding each other. The people
dancing are shown again. The ground crumbles beneath Heidi and
Karben as Kyle explodes out of the ground. It goes
(38:06):
back to carbon eating dinner. This all takes place all
in his mind. Let's jump into it. Let's just go
straight to that.
Speaker 11 (38:17):
Yeah, I thought she was with that Kyle brav LASKI
kid what I saw him at the park today holding hands.
Speaker 10 (38:26):
Half no way. Oh my god, cat.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Live footage is so funny.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Cah, yeah, the you know, I remember when I first
saw this episode. My initial response was kind of like, whoa,
that's right. Kyle kind of screws over Carmen here and
takes his girlfriend, and it's like, totally a big time
dick move. You should have you should have minded his
(39:30):
business and didn't get involved. It's not his relationship.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Can't dress Kyle.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
No, I mean, Carmen's not a homie. Let's be real.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I'm just saying that is true.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
No, Scoop is right about that one too.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Hell, Carmen, I'm just saying he's gonna end up homeless
across the streets.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Why would you want why would you salute cinema?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Why would you want to put why would you want
to be on Carmen's bat side though, when you know
what he's capable of.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
I'm just saying I was hoping you would be like, Okay, no,
why would you want to be.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I'm still saying, gonna make you eat your parents? Maybe
you know he could do something. He can hijack complain
and crash it into their house. I mean, for God's sakes,
you great. But with that, but Cartman does need Kyle
because Cartman that is his arch and enemy in that regard,
his arch front of me, because they still hang out.
(40:34):
So like Kyle has saved Cartman plenty of times, Cartman
has actually saved Kyle San Francisco. So, like you know,
they kind of need each other. So now the next
day at school, Cartman calls.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
Kyle ah nice nag comment, I didn't even thing to
happen the way they did.
Speaker 8 (41:04):
Didn't bother you that I was happy? Is that why
you took her from the cab? You weren't happy? You
did was think about her all the time. You're not
gonna touch your way.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
This is the end?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Did you and me?
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Come on talk by stop it. All you've ever done
is work to ruin my life. Well, now I'm finally
gonna fight back.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Fucking suck each other already.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Jesus Christ, you just knocked him the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Well, you know he had to go there and be angry.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
He should have to get a fuck already or what
he was.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Uh, acting on emotions there. If he had been smarter,
he would have planned out revenge. You know, you know.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
The imagination Land was a freeing of emotion and love.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
It was where two became one.
Speaker 14 (42:00):
Herman secret, you know, and that's it bad. The moon
in the stares hobby there, hobby there for you.
Speaker 12 (42:13):
A bat.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
That's my man? All right, Bookini here Italian food.
Speaker 8 (42:29):
I just want to say, here's to Heidi. Welcome back
to the Land of the Living. Yay, thanks guys, thanks
for taking me out. This is really fun. No worries,
We're just glad you find me candy your senses, Yeah,
no kidding, We seriously thought you might marry that piece
of ship. He's actually had some good qualities too, Yeah,
(42:50):
like what racism or the sociopath park Yeah, I mean,
no offense, Heidie, But what the fuck were you thinking?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Guys?
Speaker 8 (42:59):
She ad minute she made a mistake. You make a
mistake on your homework? What how do you do? Is
more like a momentary loss of old sanity, just what
I believed in. Don't worry, Howdy, We're not gonna keep
telling you we told you so, but we told you.
The only thing I want to know is how did
you bring yourself to actually kiss him?
Speaker 15 (43:22):
Can you imagine.
Speaker 8 (43:23):
Every common's breath on your mouth? He can hear?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
God, damn it. See what I'm saying, Matt Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Oh, well, I mean someone's already done it. Damn it.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
That's so funny.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
I was saying before this episode was like, we need
to get a clinical psychology. Yeah, but we can still
get a clinical psychologist.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
To come do it.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
We'll do it different, that's true, slightly different, we can
still do it.
Speaker 14 (43:56):
So.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I mean, as we saw on that scene there basic,
the girls at the table are like bashing her for
dating Cartman, so she starts to get depressed, saying it
was just what she believed in. And then next we
see Cartman sitting alone in the park. When Heidie comes
over to him, she said that she wants to make
sure he's okay. Cartman says none of this is her
(44:17):
fault and that it's time he tells her he tells
her stuff, and then at the Brawlowski Residents, Kyle's putting
Hairdell in his hair when he hears the doorbell ring, He
goes downstairs, opens the door. Hidie's at the door and
asks Kyle if she's ready to go. They both hold
hands as she tells Kyle she was being manipulated by him.
He tries to explain himself, but she stops him, explaining
(44:38):
that she is on Irish and then makes her moody
and then Kyle can be sneaky sometimes. Yle. Kitie goes
to walk outside after saying that it's hard to live
life with Kyle's people getting in the way. Kyle stands
in shock, saying that she just that she just called
him a you know what I mean, dirty j e W.
(44:59):
She walks over to Cartman, who gives Kyle an evil look.
They walk off as Kyle watches and disbelieves that Cartman
got her back. He basically manipulates his way back into
the picture. And then to wrap up the episode, at
the White House, a happy Anniversary cake is carried by
Paul Ryan. They bring it up to Garrison and who
(45:19):
blows out the candles and everybody in the room starts
cheering him. Garrett Garrison stands up with the strap on penis.
Others in the room start nervously upset him. What's up, Labratt,
Thanks for dropping in here. We're just finishing up here
watching some clips here on this edition of SMB's South
Park Review.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Come on to Miday.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
You know Sat, he said, strap on Penis.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
I'm guessing Labratt. You just got done hanging out with
Brandon on the NXT. Watch along on Hommy Meenigrit. You
can check them out. Uh So, here is Heidi walking
up to Carmon.
Speaker 8 (45:58):
You're doing okay. I want you to know I always
care about you. That's good to know because that nothing
helps more when you're down than knowing that your girlfriend
who broke up with you might care. I'm sorry that
I've hurt you. I think maybe I am just stupid
and I don't know what I want and it ends
up hurting people.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
No, you need to know something, Heidi.
Speaker 8 (46:22):
None of this is your fault. But I'm the one
who know.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Heidi.
Speaker 8 (46:26):
None of this is your fault. There's stuff I never
told you.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
It's dead, it's done. I did so here's Kyle. He
thinks he's, you know, about to go on a hot day.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
To you first.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Okay, So now Kytie wants to talk to Kyle first.
Speaker 8 (46:51):
Sure, Kyle, I've been under a lot of stress lately
and it was all making me really confused. Yeah, that's understandable.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
I was being manipulated and I didn't even see it, and.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
We never do and I don't think you saw it either, Kyle,
what do you mean. I've come to realize that it's
not my fault. It's your fault. Kyle. You made all
this happen, made me question who I was. But but
it's okay. You can't help it. It's how you were raised,
what you were taught. My heritage is Irish, so I'm
(47:25):
going to being moody, and your heritage, well, you know,
you can be a little sneaky speaking and not even realized. Sure,
I'm sorry, Kyle. What everybody's trying to live life the
best they can. It's hard enough without your people always
trying to get ahead.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
You didn't want your people?
Speaker 8 (47:47):
Dude, did you call me a dirty Jew?
Speaker 2 (47:53):
You're talking about Gingers?
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yeah, of course. And then Kyle looks out the door
and he sees carmon the anniversary to.
Speaker 7 (48:08):
Universary to you, anniversary, mister President, the anniversary to you.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Congratulations, mister President. Looks like many more years of the
same art to come. Oh, I don't think so.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
I think the next three years are gonna be.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
That was the strap On. No, I told her that
was coming.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Damn did you see that thing?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
It was beefy?
Speaker 10 (48:44):
How is it?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
He says, as a girl, she can't put into the
exact amount of anger she has that Kyle spent all
that time doing his hair just for him to put
his hat on over it.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Holy ship, brother, that was a huge donor.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
That was strap On strap In. It's about to be
a bumpy right, I'm glad. Hey, you know what good news.
We made it through the episode clips without getting taken down,
so we're still out. Uh so that is the first thing.
That is the first half of the podcast. Thanks for
watching with us here and now on the We'll come
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(49:18):
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Now on the other side, thanks so much for hanging
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(50:22):
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I do appreciate you jumping over to YouTube. The YouTube
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am not the twenty twenty two Red Rocks Day one
South Park Trivia Champion. I am not a trivia god,
(50:45):
but let me read you up some trivia. So in
this episode, it's revealed that I. E. Turner is of
Irish descent. Now during the montage seeing President Garrison is
shown talking to China's President Xi Jinping. During the original
are of the episode, President Trump was actually in China
meeting with DJing Ping. The scene with Paul Ryan and
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the others bringing President Garrison and Cake and singing Happy
Anniversary is a reference to one year anniversary of Donald
Trump winning the twenty sixteen presidential election, and the originality
of the episode coincided with the one year anniversary. First
part of the scene where we see Kyle talking to
the girls is derived from a deleted scene from the
season twenty episode Pants Down, Wingers Out, and Wendy is
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among the girls that laugh at the jokes that may
make about Cartman. Noticeably, she does not speak, however, in
the scene, likely because she herself had gotten a crush
on him. Quote in the episode Chef goes Danners and
that is your trivia, Twitter trivia charity Jarvy yea and
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now for some pop culture. The song that plays during
the monta is Unfaithful by Rihanna. In the song, Rihanna
worries that her boyfriend knows she is cheating on him
with another man and may try to kill himself because
of it. Sure enough. A few episodes later, Cartman actually
threatens to kill himself when Heidi breaks up with him,
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and in addition to the stock footage of the Jewish dances,
the scene where Carman imagines Kyle after finding out that
he has seen Heidi Turner makes references to classic Disney
and Warner Brothers animated films. As repointed out, she really
enjoyed that Dumbo. The music and pink versions of Kyle
walking through a broken heart refers to a drunken dream
sequence called pink Elephants on Parade the Many Adventures of
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Winning the Pooh. The scene were multiple, Kyle's appearing one
at a time may be a reference to a nightmare
sequence called huff heffalumps and Woozies, although a quite similar
scene is previously mentioned in the film's case Little Mermaid.
A giant Kyle emerging from the ocean with the glowing
Menora while Cartman holds Heidi as a reference to Ursula
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becoming stronger, taking King Triton's crown and trident, while Eric
tries to protect Ariel and Kats don't dance. As Cartman
and Heidi run toward a blue horizon, a giant Kyle
emerges from the ground, causing them to run back. This
refers to a scene in Darla Dimple's music number Big
and Loud. Continuing on here, when Mike Pence, Paul Ryan,
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and Mitch McConnell were having quiet conversations on the approval ratings,
McConnell replies that he is just a turtle. This refers
to when Daily Show hosts The Time and Still Now
John Stuart reportedly mocked McConnell for his resemblance. President Garrison
and Vice President Pence mentioned Niger, a reference to the
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Tongo Tongo ambush in October of twenty seventeen, where four
US Army Special Force soldiers were ambushed and killed during
a search for Islamic militants in the African country of Niger.
The incident was later followed by criticism regarding President Trump's
treatment of the widow of one of the soldiers. The
last three things here the vegan item Heidi mentions Beyond
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Meat is actually an actual plant based meat substitute products
served at many fast food restaurants. However, starting in twenty
twenty two, there was Beyond Fried Chicken, a collaboration between
Beyond Meat and KMC, however before it exists and Carbon
made it up and causes Heidi to gain weight very quickly.
Cartman mentioning disrespecting the flag and flipping over cars to
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Tolkien and his parents as a reference to NFL players
nearly during the national anthem and riots connected to Black
Lives Matter protests regarding social injustice, and Heidi's friends making
fun of her relationship with Carbon is an allegory for
the media's treatment of former President Trump and his supporters.
And that is your pop pop culture, all right, Let
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me read you up some storyline continity, the Amazing Echo
and Echo Dot and Google Home from White People. Renovated
houses can be seen in Cartman's bedroom. Kyle's met with
hostility from the girls when he walks into the gymnasium,
or if this seems to apply, the gender war from
last season is not completely over yet. The member barriers
are seen in the Oval office. They were last scene
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in the end of serialization as we know It and
Marjorine Heidi lived in a completely different house, and despite
Kailn Jenner being elected vice president during season twenty, current
US Vice President Mike Pence is shown having the position
that's your continuity, and that is about that. Darren, what
did you like about this episode?
Speaker 2 (55:42):
You're muted getting to see Kyle's hair.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
Oh, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
As you know, I try to like always ignore the
Heidi Cartman arc a little bit.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
No, it is true. So what did I like about
this episode? It's very hard to quantify because I mean,
there were certain scenes that were funny that reflected Cartman
being over the top and ridiculous, as well as the
mister Garrison scenes. I think it's kind of interesting in
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this episode the Donald Trump Garrison story arc. The B
storyline is a little bit more entertaining on the A storyline.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
Well, he dropped the end bomb that was kind of
with a hard.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Rule of couple of them. That was brutal a couple
of them.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
So on account of that, not a fan of the episode. Yeah,
I don't know about that one. They were ballsy for that.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
They were ballsy for dropping that. Yeah, So I just
thought that the media. But I mean I thought that
his storyline was stronger in this episode, whereas in this
one it became more about Cartman versus Kyle. Again. With Kyle,
whether people want to say it or not, he technically
does still hiding away from him, So I mean, that's
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kind of a low move to do, especially when he
also points out that everyone is kind of dating Cartman.
So it's like, if everybody's involved in that relationship, why
would you be the one to try and end it.
It's done of your business. But I digress, because he
was successful to some extent until Cartman once again remanipulated
Heidi into believing about cultural heritages. I guess we have
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to assume because Hedi's Irish, and then he uses judaism
as a way to scare you scare tactics against her.
So overall, it's not like one of the strongest episodes
of the season, no, but it does exist. It does.
Speaker 4 (57:36):
Kyle Cartman shitty in it, Heidi's shitty in it, Garrison
shitty in it.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Not like shitty isn't boring, but shitty is. And they're
just being fucked up.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
Scoop just sent a message that said his internet crapped out,
So I guess that's that's going to do it for
that s to the Sea that school anyway, shout out
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to Scoob. All right, well that's all I got here, ladies,
and gentlemen, that's gonna do it. For another edition of
SMB A South Park Review. For each and every week
we break down South Park for you in linear fashion,
So come on back next week. All of our episodes,
of course, are on podcasts. But next week we got
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moss Piglets. What's that one about, you may asked, Well,
Jimmy and Timmy's product that caught the attention of some
very important people, and their experiment could have far reaching
implications that could save the world, and they might even
win the first praise place in this year's Science Fair.
It's a Jimmy and Timmy episode. You're going back to
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