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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to another edition of s
m B a South Park Review. We're each and every
week we break down south Park for you in linear fashion,
one by one, until every episode it is done, or
(00:23):
until least we're caught up as we sit on the
press offense when we record this episode one week away
my brand new season of south Park. What to expect?
What will lay ahead? That is, but tonight we're back
for season twenty one, and this is Moss Piglets, the
eighth episode of season twenty one I think two hundred
(00:46):
and eighty fifth overall episode of south Park, airing for
the first time on November fifteenth to twenty seventeen. This
is SMB number two hundred and eighty eight. Joe ver Nola.
How you doing, Buddy? Ready to review some south Park?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh? I am definitely ready to review some south Park?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Alrighty, well, let's get right to it. This is another
special ed handy capable episode. As a synopsis is Jimmy
and Timmy's project has caught the attention of some very
important people. Their experiment could have a far reaching implication
that could save the world. They might even win first
prize in this year's science Fair. So here's the plot,
(01:33):
and it's that special ed classroom at South Park Elementary.
It has announced that there will be a special ed
science Fair. Nathan and Mimsey go to the front of
the classroom present their idea for the science fair project
to the whole class. Nathan plans to get well bitches
after to like them by winning the science fair. Then
the scene shifts the girls at lunch in the school cafeteria.
(01:55):
The girls talk about Heidi's conditions since she went back
to Cartman. Heidie peers and sits with a girls, having
gained a lot of weight since her last appearance. Immediately after,
has revealed that along with her appearance, Heidi's attitude change too.
She suspects that the girls were talking about her again
and calls them judgmental bitches. Wendy voices our concerns to Heidi.
Heidi snaps at her and the other girls, asking if
(02:16):
she could eat her lunch without them shitting all over her.
And that is how we start off this episode. So
let's jump into those clips here on another edition of SMV.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, guys, it's November and who can tell me what
that means? Yes, Francis, it's time for the special as
Science fam. Yes, that's right, the science Fairs this weekend,
and I know you're all very excited to show the
projects you've been working on. This week we'll be hearing
all about your projects. And first up we have Nathan
(02:50):
and Memola science Fabajac.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
We will be showing the destructive verse of nature by
similating a volcano with vinegar.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
And baking set up. We will make this paper mache
volcano nex bloat.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
With the power and fury of malt Kilo are our
sides for that project is sure to be a blest
Get it a blessed?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
All right? What do you guys think of Nathan and
Memois's project idea?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
We've done it, mindy. We're gonna win the science fans
for sure, and then every chicken this girl is gonna want.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
To have sex with us. J Box. I don't know
about back, but no chicken, not those chickens. I'm talking
about bitches. You know what girls like, They like winners.
And when we win the science fans, we're gonna be
up to our ears in pussy.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
All right, sus I mentioned the very next scene, here
we see Heidi join the girls at lunch as they're
talking about her feeling. You know, they're concerned about Heidi
and her appearance and her rattitude.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
You're she's so mean and angry.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
These days, people.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Change, They say, you become more and more like the
person you're with, And I guess it's true with Heidi. Hey, guys,
what tep Hey, Hidy, what are you guys talking about?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Nothing? Bo crap? You're all talking about me again because
you're judgmental bitches.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Heidi?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Are you okay? It's just you.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Look what you know? You just look what I look?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Fat?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Is that what you want to say? Wendy, Fuck you bitch.
She's just concerned Heidi. Me, Heidi, I'm just trying to
enjoy my lunch here. Can I do it without you
guys shitting all over me? All right?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Good?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Jimmy, all right? Can you deal without being shitting all
the horror? So back at the special education apartment, Nathan
and Mimsey Bragg go brag about their projects to and Jimmy.
Timmy and Jimmy are They are working on their own
project about water bears. Nathan laughs at them, not knowing
what water bears are. Jimmy offers to show them. Nathan
looks to their microscope and is shocked to see that
(05:10):
they actually exist. Nathan asks them to how they learned
about water bears. Jimmy tells them that they learned about
from octonauts. Nathan then tells them their science project has
no experiment, So Jimmy and Timmy show Nathan how they
have trained the water bears to react to different sound waves,
discovering that they react best to Taylor Swift's music. Nathan
is shocked and becomes jealous of Jimmy and Timmy's project,
(05:33):
and of course shout out to Joe Moore and what
up Joe, Welcome to the show. Hope you're having a
good night, buddy. Later, mister Mackie calls Heidi to his
office talk to her about how she would be transported
to the school that's to Saturday to judge the special
needs science Fair. Heidi tells mister Mackie that she will
not be judging the science fair, not wanting to go
to school on a Saturday. Mister Mackie tells her that
(05:54):
she volunteered a month ago. He notices Howdy's attitude is
change and asks her what's wrong. She snaps at him,
thinking he was calling her fat, and claims she is
healthier than everybody in the school. Mister Mackie tells Hidi
that she's going to judge the signs for anyway, annoying Heidi,
and then later that night, Nathan and Mimsey break into
the special education classroom, tending to sabotage Jimmy and Timmy
(06:15):
Signs for Everybody Killing the water Bears. Mimsy asks Nathan
why he wants to sabotage their project, and Nathan tells
him that Jimmy is a cockbalker, claiming that whenever Nathan
tries to score chicks, Jimmy one ups him and he can,
and he proceeds to try and electrifly the water bears
with the hair curler. All right, let's go into Jimmy
and Timmy being showing their Signs Fair product to Nathan
(06:36):
and Mimsy.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Test forty two as he's tasteful. Let's move on to
the next face. Well, hello gentlemen, Oh hey Phil, We're
doing great, Tenna with bile. See how your signs fair positive?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Kim I thought we was coming on rub our faces
and how good all sine fair project was?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Boss So what are you guys working on.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh it's fantastic, Kim, Tim and I are doing project
on water bears.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Oh water bears?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You hear?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
That means like there's any such thing as water bears.
That blue Science Fair ribbon is as good as ours. Well,
we got to get back to our LoVa volcano. Good
luck finding your water bears.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Oh would you like to see them? Well, what are
you talking about? Timmy and I've getted thousands of water bears.
Take a look at the microscope.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Water bears are water dwellings, eight legged micro animals. They're
one of nature's most resilient animals. Studies have shown they
can survive lava and even the document stakes.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
What how, where the fuck does you learn about these things?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
They're all good scientists learned from actor nuts arthnauts.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I believe the study of water bears is kety human.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Survival A gee that sounds a lot better than a
lava volcano.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Har boars, Well, not really, because the Science Fair is
supposed to be an experiment. I fail to see what
the experiments bear.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
What's up ada?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
You see?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
For the past several weeks ten, Tim and me have
been training the water bears to risk onto different soundweights.
We found that they respond best to Taylor Swift hit
it timmy.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Thinking up to need to what you need to do, what
you need to do, what you need to do.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Of course we can't play at all their copyright music,
but yeah, some Taylor Swift action.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
We should be able to play the Queen whenever either
what we should be able to play the Queen whenever?
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I know, right, Come man, Hannie.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
You wanted to see me, mister Mackie.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Oh yes, heidey.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
No, we just wanted to see if you have transportation
to the special ed Science Fair this weekend or if
you wanted us to set something up for you.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Eh?
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Uh, Saturday is the science fair and you're the judge
for the competition.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Judge a special needs science fair?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Thanks?
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Well do you? Is there a problem with you being
the judge this weekend?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Yeah, it's Saturday, and I don't want to be at
skew gee.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
But you're only a judge of the Special led Suns
Fair because you're our best science student.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
So now I'm gonna be punished by being forced to
judge a bunch of handicapped kids.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
But okay, you see, the problem is that you volunteered
last month. Heidi, you said you wanted to do it.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Okay, Well, how can.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
You expect students to commit to things a month in advance.
I don't even know what I want for dinner tonight.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Look, the kids have worked really hard and have done
some amazing projects.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
You're gonna force me to kind of skew on a Saturday?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Howdy, Honey? Is everything all right?
Speaker 6 (09:40):
But what are you gonna call?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Me?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Sat down to you? It just so happens time a vegan,
which means it's difficult for me to get enough protein
so my body doesn't burnst that it burns muscle, which
makes it look like not that. But I'm actually way
healthier than.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Any of you.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Hoddy, you're judging the special led suns fair this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Hell, god damn it. Yeah, just like Eric Carman, all right,
And now here's Nathan and Memsey breaking into the special
education to try and electrify the bear.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Then, Jammy, we are getting a lot of trouble. You're
sure we should mess with Jimmy and Jimmy signs for
a project, Mimsy.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Do you know what Jimmy is. He's a cock blocker.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I like a cock blocker.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Every time I come up with a red to go
with the ladies, there's Jimmy trying to one up me.
This science fad is supposed to finally make us successful
enough to get chicks.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
God gee, I don't know if we should use a
possession of power talksploit women.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
I'm not letting those ashods win the science fad.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
That's why I say the only good water bears are
dead water bears.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
Up.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's the call explosion. This episode is a little hard
to follow in regards to comedy. You know what I'm saying.
It's one of those episodes where you really got to
be into it. What's up, water Bears? What's sublab rat?
Thanks for joining.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
So.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
The following morning, Wendy, Teresa, Isla or Ala, and Heidi
weight at the bus stop. Heidi complaints that she's being
forced to judge the special Needs Sigins Fair, saying she's
basically a slave. Wendy argues with her, saying she's not
exactly being treated like a slave, to which Heidi responds
that she's not being paid to be a judge, which
essentially makes her a slave. She then steeks speaks in
it stereotypical African American accent, pretending to be enthusiastic about
(11:42):
judging the science fair to her slave masters, which angers Teresa.
So basically, it's a parody of how the boys talk.
And then Teresa tells her that she does not live
in a trailer and that she lives in a tiny
home to put a smaller footprint on the environment. Heidi
argues with Teresa over her living accommodations, which upsets Teresa,
who's there's a lot of progressive people living homes like
hers and that there are five others on the block.
(12:04):
How he tells her that she was in a trailer park,
which makes Teresa jellder in denial. Wendy tells Teresa to
just ignore Heidi, but Heidi turned things around and acted
like Wendy was talking to her, calling Teresa a bitch.
Aila tells Heidi that Wendy was not talking to her,
which makes Heidi laughing, joking Lee and bellish Isilah Carpent
appears out asking Heidi how did she how she been,
which irritates her. Gosh, it's basically like I said, like
(12:28):
the boys are fighting, but except they're doing it with girls.
M so let's jump into that.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
This is bullcrap. How can they force me to be
the Science Fair judge? Now I know how it feels
to be a slave. It's not exactly like being a slave, Heidi,
Yes it is, am I being paid.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
To judges science Fare. No, do I have a choice?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Oh yes, NASA, let me judge Science Fair for your
sir God, will you stop, Teresa, don't get all agro
on me because you're pissed off.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Your family lives in a trailer. My family doesn't live
in a trailer. We live in a tiny home.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
My parents downsize to make a smaller footprint on the environment.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
That's what I said. Your family lives in a trailer.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
There's lots of progressive people living in tiny homes.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
There's five others on our block right.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
That's called a trailer park.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
I don't live in a trailer park.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Just don't even respond to her, Just ignore her. I'll try,
but she's such a bitch. She wasn't talking to you, Heidi. Oh,
looks like Ada had something to say.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
You guys, hold on, I'm sure this is gonna be
really profound. Go ahead, Ala, knock us out with your
witt and satire.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
They should be good you guys, Hey, Hetty, what's up?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Oh, hey Babe, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Nothing?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Just talking to my girlfriends about tiny homes.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh this house? Yeah, yeah, the personality is flip. Now
you're going with the exact same thing. I was thinking.
They just Cartman used to be the annoyed one with
her and now she is. Yeah, exactly lab rat uno reverse.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
No, d're all four, but definitely the reverse.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Definitely the reverse. Later at school, now in the hallway,
Nathan walks up to Nelly, Babe and Nicole. He attempts
to flirt with them and hands Nicole a flyer and
forming the girls of the science fair. The girls look
worried and except Nathan's invitation. He walks away with Mimsley,
claiming the girls were excited to see him that they
will be all over them once they win the science fair.
France is one of the special needs kids appear and
(14:32):
tell Nathan that he and Mimsy must hurry to the
special education classroom. She tells them that Jimmy and Timmy's
water bears have changed. They go to the special ed
classroom to see everyone gathered around Jimmy and Timmy's project
Jimmy tells Nathan that overnight the water Bearers have a
ball to learn the hokey pokey, irritating Nathan. Meanwhile, in
the school hallway hiding, Cartman asked Butters to judge the
science fair. Waters tell them that he cannot do it
(14:53):
so because he's going to attend Clyde's birthday that same day.
Stany Kyle up here asking why Heidi Wed not want
to support this special educations to it, and Cartman and
Heidi Ball tell Kyle to shut up. He details are
nothing beneficial to psyche ever come out of a special
needs science fair? And then uh, yeah, and there's a
lot in this episode.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, and I mean it might be covered in trivia.
I'll have to check my notes, but I'm sure there
have been plenty of things beneficial to society coming out
of you know, science fairs in general, or like, I mean,
(15:36):
Lewis Broil was blind and came up with the whole
method of you know, so like would that be from
a special would that be from a special needs science
But I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's a great question. So now in the hallway, Oh yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Pretty soon I'll be impressed with what you see. I
hope you can make it.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Did you see that, Mendy, the way those girls bit
their bottom lips when I said science said, we're about
to be drowning in mush.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
You gotta get the special ad special lead classes into
another two hours.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Well you gotta see this. Jimmy and Timmy's water bears.
They've changed what.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Jimmy and Timmy. This is incredible.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
You've somehow made them even smarter. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Nay, it's amazing.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
The water bears we've trained are starting to display social advancements.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
But now you're supposed to make that shut up? What
so advancements?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
They've actually evolved to the point of doing the hockey pokey,
the hookey pokey.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You put your rat foot in, you put your right
foot out, you put your float man, and.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
You take it all about what you do the hokey pokey,
and you turn yourself around.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
By this might be the single greatest special ed Science
Fair project I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Back at school. Now, apartment in Heidi, welcome toviterers show.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Hey, how would you like to be the judge for
the Special Ed science Fair this weekend.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I can't. I'm going to a birthday party. Better, don't
be a dick.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Yeah, don't make up excuses because judging handicapped students sounds terrible.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Yeah, but he's God, he's not making it up. It's
my birthday party. Well, then could you invite Heidi please?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
She needs an excuse not to have to go to
the special needs science fair, which one was supporting them.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
There are friends, because.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Nobody wants to be trapped in a gym with special
aed science.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Actually, some of their projects are pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Shut up, Kyle sadies, Look, it's all just a complete
waste of time. It's not like a special head science
fair is actually going to contribute to society.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And then she says that a helicopter appears. So, this
helicopter shows up, and just outside of the school, a
group of government run men ask PC principle if they
could help it a Jimmy and Timmy and their special
needs science for project, dramatically claiming that it could potentially
save all of them. And at recess, Heidi complains that
the special education classroom is overfunded, and later makes an
(18:07):
announcement in the school auditorium that if the school continues
to overfund the special needs classroom, they will all be
poor and live in a trailer like Teresa. Cartman tells
Heidi to get back on track, which pisses off Heidi,
who yells at him for not supporting her and being
an asshole. She finishes up for speech, telling everyone and the
problems she addressed, persists she will be c to c
to that the school administration are fired for discrimination. Mister
(18:31):
mackiet tells PC principle that Heidi is a lot like Cartman,
but with the ability to fall through, which spooks both
of them. Meanwhile, in the special education classroom, Mimsey tells
Nathan that if they had not attempted to sabotage Jimmy
and Timmy's product, they would not have made them so popular.
Nathan realizes they should have credit for advancing the water bear,
since they were the technically the ones responsible for the
(18:52):
social advancement. Nathan speaks to the group of government men
who reveal to them that they are actually the NFL.
They think the water bear psychological advancements can save since
their viewership has been tanking due to protests, and they
believe that water bears can replace all the fans that
they have lost jumping back in here, Move.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
Aside, kids, official business, Move it town ed.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Jerry Jones, excuse me?
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Can I help you?
Speaker 10 (19:28):
We understand that you're about to have a science fair
with some very interesting experiments. Let's rite the songs fars
this Saturday from ten am to tpm. We're here to
help however we can. Your special ed department has all
our resources and our support. This science fair just might
be what saves us.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
All hell is going on. Everywhere I turned, people are
being given handouts while I'm forced to work my ass off.
It's total bushet.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah uh baby, I understand that you're pissed off, but
you know it is recess.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Maybe we should relax and have some fun.
Speaker 11 (20:07):
Relax. How can I relax? I get straight eyes eyes
every test, and who gets all the support? That's that's
your apartment.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
Good bring it on in. These kids need to have
access to everything they need.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Well, look at this, Jim, Jim. We've all been researching
water bears.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Too, that's correct.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
Like you, we've come to realize that water bears are
the key to our future. Are these the special water
bears we read about on your school message board?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
That's right. The water bears we've been working with appear
to be evolving somehow.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
Then they are the key to our survival.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Boys, gentlemens, perhaps I can interest you in another kino.
You don't believe your eyes when I add some simple
bacon sent it.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
There's no time for that.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
We need everyone working on Jimmy and Timmy's project. I'm
gonna let you kids all in on a little secret.
We don't want to create a panic, but the end
is very near and we have very little time, very little.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Time, fellows, students, I have.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Asked, okay, so now we got hired here and she's
showing some crack, just like Cartman.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Would speak today because of the hypocrisy and bullying that
is coming from the administration at this so called scut
it is an outrage that our principal and counselors demand
our participation in frivolous.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Programs that are outrageously overfunded. Why is it that the
school allows funding that only goes to special needs students?
Are the rest of us not special?
Speaker 6 (21:35):
If we are continually asked to.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Work for no.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Money and ask our parents to pay for our programs,
then soon we will all be poor and.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Forced to live in a trailer park like Teresa. It's
not a trailer Teresa. Get over it. You live in
a trailer park. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Okay, honey, you're kind of getting off topics. Mede, What
did you say. I just want you to standpoint so
we can get this over with.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Get this over with. You're supposed to be supporting me.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I am supporting you, sweethearty support It doesn't mean you
criticize me, asshole, Just forget it.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
My point is it's a soul. Administration doesn't cancel the scientire.
I will see you in and they're all fired for discrimination.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
She's kind of luck Cortman, but with the ability to
follow through.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Oh dude, bro.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh dude, bro broh. That's funny. All right. So here's
Nathan and Mimsey going to try and tell the NFL guys, hey,
we were the ones that actually came up with this stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Protest to those protests bears on our own. We were
trying to kill. It was us who made them above,
So we should be the ones working for the government.
Speaker 10 (22:48):
The government.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
We aren't the government.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
You're not the government. But you said you were here
to help stop us from becoming extinct.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Not you us, We're with the that foul. So this
is where they explain that because of all the protests,
people are getting mad. They're not coming out there, you know,
they're not coming out to games and stuff like that,
and they believe that all the fans can be replaced.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
Our fans are leaving at an exponential rate.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
We've been hit with anthem.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
Protests, protests to those protests, and worse of.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
All, concussions.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
The more reports that come out, the more people are
getting turned off by football.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
We've been experimenting with.
Speaker 10 (23:30):
Water bears because we believe they are our last hope.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Okay, oh, I get it.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
You've been experimenting with what it is to see how
to make humans more impervious to concussions.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
No, no, we've been experimenting with water bears to try
and make them fans. NBC beautiful night for football here
in Los Angeles as the Chargers take on the Buffalo
Bills and a record sellout crowd here in the stadium.
Football clearly more popular than ever, with a whopping seventy
(24:00):
million in attendance. The NFL, of course, working really hard
to reach new viewers, and it looks like they found
their answer in Tartar Grades. The water bears are thrilled
here and of course love seeing themselves on.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
The jumpo drawn.
Speaker 9 (24:13):
They're all ready for.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
Some football and enjoying the fan favorite kiss gam and
we're ready for the dude cheers of seventeen million fans.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well, I mean it is the Chargers.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Game, that's fair. But you know I got the bills
it is.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, you would think they try at least four or
five people to see Josh Allen.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Right, Okay, that's how they're being used. Now.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
The Chargers really do need those water bears, Yes they.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Do, Yes, they do, all right. So after experimenting further
with the water bearers with the FedEx box, Nathan and
the government men discover that Jimmy and Timmy's water bears
are different from other waterbearers. Then PC Principal enters the
classroom with mister Mackie, Heidi and Cartman. Mister Mackie begrudgingly
tells them that they have to cancel the special Needs
(25:15):
Science Fair and they must shut everything down. NFL men
pull each other out, pull out guns, and hold everyone
in the classroom hostage. Heidi yells for Cartman to do
something about NFL men. Cartman calls Heidi a bitch. Heidi
grows silent and calmly tells Cartman to call her a
bitch again, which intimidates him. Nathan makes a discovery looking
through the microscope. The water bearers have become NFL fans,
(25:37):
sporting their gear of their favorite teams. The NFL becomes excited,
but before they can duplicate the bears, Heidi grabs the
bowl of water bears and runs out of the special
needs classroom. The armed NFL men, the special education students, Nathan, Jimmy, Timmy,
PC principal, Mister Mac and Cartman chase after her, and
this leads Heidi to them, or Heidi leads them to
these school entrants.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
Tenseling the special ed Sunce Fair. You can't cancel the
science fair. We're on the verge of a breakthrough here.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Charges really do you need those Walter Fairs? That's thank you.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
You don't understand the special ad science fair is our
only hope.
Speaker 9 (26:13):
I'm sorry, Budda, our hands are tad.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Bye, honey, I.
Speaker 10 (26:21):
Think you all fail to understand the seriousness of our situation.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Hey, what's up.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Close the door?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Everyone back to work?
Speaker 10 (26:30):
Nobody will stop this special ad science fair.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Do what he says.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Jesus Christ, are you just gonna stand there?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Do something? What the hell do you want me to do?
I want you to have some balls and a hat
like you care about me.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Heidi, you need to stop being such a bitch.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Call me a bitch again?
Speaker 9 (26:51):
Do it?
Speaker 5 (26:56):
You are acting like a bad girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
That's what I taught.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Hey, wait a minute, a lot of bears have tasted again.
I think it's working.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Let me see that's all as I said the game
the FedEx box.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
Yes, they're starting to adapt.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Now they're wearing their favorite team jersey.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
Bitch, we just might have ourselves and fans now quickly, children,
we must replicate these water bears to create more.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Nobody else is gonna do anything.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Hi will So she takes the water bears. Everyone's chasing
after her.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
How do we please any.
Speaker 10 (27:53):
We got the fat girl front of the school.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Sick little girl.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
It doesn't have to end this way I did.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Seriously, you need to listen to me.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I don't have to listen to anybody.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yes, you need listen.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Fuck you, not.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Fuck you, little girl.
Speaker 10 (28:22):
Please.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
What you have in your hand is very special.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
When I think of everyone treating me like shiit.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
Think about the NFL, how much joy it brings everyone.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Don't listen to them, give the what of theirs to me?
I deserve all the fame.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
And bitches, heighty, you gotta stop being so angry.
Speaker 9 (28:41):
Look if you if you don't do it for the NFL.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
And what about humanity?
Speaker 10 (28:45):
Those creatures are showing the first signs of sentience. Think
about what they could mean for science, for medicine, making
people better, making people better.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
We all want the old Heidi bag screw you guy, Yeah, dude, Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Such a standard reaction from him.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It is so Heidi drinks the water bears there kills him.
Heidi sits and watches cartoons with Cartman's house. Heidi complains
that there's never anything to watch on Saturday except for
kids cartoons. She forces Cartman to snuggle with her and
passes gas. Cartman moves away, but Heidi forces him to
keep snuggling with her and continues passing gas, horrifying him. Meanwhile,
the NFL find Nathan and Mimsey's volcano from their signs
(29:53):
for a project and reveal that with it they have
found hope. And that's how the episode ends, So let's
get to these last couple of clips.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Here, is there something you want to talk about?
Speaker 4 (30:12):
No, I was just trying to figure out why you
decided to drink twenty thousand micro animals that were showing
signs of intelligence. Whatever, It's Saturday and I'm not in
scu Yeah you're you're not in ski?
Speaker 6 (30:27):
How come we never snuggle anymore?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
What what?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
We used to snuggle all the time and it's totally
gone away?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
What's happened?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Well? Money, we still y'all? Yeah, yes, let's snuggle?
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Yeah, God damn it. How come there's nothing to watch
on Saturday? But kids?
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Cats?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Water should survived.
Speaker 10 (30:45):
Now let's do a hoky poky your lip?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oo?
Speaker 6 (30:52):
What's going on in there? Whoa?
Speaker 5 (30:54):
What is going on in there?
Speaker 6 (30:55):
I feel something moving around?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
No?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
No, okay, okay, honey.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
And then finally here at the last clips, roder goodell.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
Wow, did you have any luck, mister Jones? I'm afraid
Commissioner that the special Ed Science Fair failed to produce
more viable watermarkers. Then the NFL truly has no hope.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
We're done for her. Not quite.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
We were able to obtain something else that just might
be our.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Future this guy just for his fucking baking soda. Oh
and that is how this episode wraps up. Yeah, so
we'll be right back guys now on the other side,
it's more trivia, pop culture, storyline continuity anymore. We'll be
right back.
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(32:42):
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(33:03):
He is the twenty twenty two Red Rocks Day one,
twenty fifth Anniversary South Park Trivia Champion. He's affectionately known
on this podcast as a trivia god. Joe Vernola, Joe
take it Away with some Trivia.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Moss piglets and water bears, both referred to tartar grade
swich are water della dwelling micro animals. As we saw
in the microscope slide. This is the first time we
hear Mimsy's real name, Mimola, very very orthodox name in
(33:47):
the episode of Preview. In the scene where Nathan and
Mimola warren the girls about the science fair, Wendy is present,
but for some unknown reason, she was replaced by Nelly
by the time the episode came out. Heidi Turner and
Teresa argue about tiny homes, which are small houses less
(34:08):
than five hundred square feet that have become pretty popular
due to their low production costs the ability to move
the house. As I said in the episode, it's lessons,
the environmental impact, it's you know, it's something they make
them out of old storage creates I've heard too. Nathan
(34:32):
slaps Mimsey multiple times in the episode, although he only
says shut up Mimsey the one time. The bus stop.
The iconic bus stop swing scenes are gender swapped, as
we pointed out earlier, with Wendy, Yla, Teresa, and Heidi
taking the place of the boys. Isla's voice is slightly different,
(34:57):
very different actually, if you compare it to her voice
in Doubling Down, Nathan explains that mixing vinegar and so
together can make their volcano explode because mixing the two
components generate CO two, which can be inferred from the
theory of salt metathisis reaction in chemistry. Butters also has
(35:26):
made a volcano simulation in the past. He did it
in season five. Here comes to the neighborhood. However, it
is unsure whether a Butter's volcano is based on the
same principles as Nathan and Mimsies.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Ladies and gentlemen, that is your trivia. Atalie chimed in
and said, oh, yeah, there are community service projects with
tiny holmes. Good to know. I did not. I mean,
I'm not very flipped to the tiny home niche of individuals.
I've seen him. I've seen people make them too, like
I've seen I've watched YouTubers make tiny homes and stuff
like that, because you can make it pretty cheap if
(36:04):
you know what you're doing. Yeah, yeah, ladies, Joe, and
that's your trivia. Joe, take us away with some pop.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Culture and Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones talks to the
kids about the NFL being hit with anthem protests, protests
of those protests, and worst of all, concussions, this, of course,
preferring to the controversies of NFL players kneeling or sending
out the national anthem in protests of police violence and racism.
(36:36):
NFL fans counter protesting by boycotting games and destroying merchandise
as they view the players protests as inappropriate, unpatriotic, or divisive.
Your dumbasses, you already spent the money on it.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Easy. They got you.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, they got your money. They win. And when you
like wake up three days later and you're still a
forty nine ers fan, you're gonna go out and buy
a new jersey. And it also makes brings to light
NFL players suffering long term brain damage mostly in the
(37:15):
form of CTE from repeated concussions, and not just concussions,
just repeated head trauma in general. Right, So really really
serious matter there. And I don't think like the numbers
show the NFL didn't lose as many people as they think,
(37:37):
and they definitely didn't lose as many people as some
people would like to think. Take that comment for what
it's worth. The empty stadium during the Chargers versus Bill's
game also refers to the NFL losing ticket holders due
to the protests, leaving their stadiums with many empty seats.
(37:59):
I don't agree with this. I think it has more
to do with the fact that the Chargers just don't
have any fans, especially after leaving San Diego. Like, like,
at least in San Diego they were the number one team.
Like now they're you know, it's it's not even a
Giants chests thing. It's like they're they they are like
(38:24):
by far second banana. They're like lower than the Clippers,
you know, like they're probably lower than the Galaxy and LAFC.
If you are a sports fan in LA, please email
us comment in the video whatever let us know where
(38:45):
the Chargers rank in terms of Los Angeles sports teams
like they gotta be below even the Bruins and the Trojans.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Right, wow, they're below UCLA's.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah. Do you see Santa Barbara?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Right? Hell, you see? San Diego is more popular than
the Chargers.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
And they really are. I mean, the Aztecs can play
some ball basketball anyway. The jerseys that the water Bears
wear are obviously real life football teams represented by the
water Bears are the La Rams, the Broncos, the Dallas Cowboys,
the Oakland Raiders, and the Green Bay Packers. Because of course,
(39:32):
Matt and Trey will always refer to the Denver Broncos. Sure,
as we heard in the episode, they do use a
sample of Taylor Swift's Look What You Made Me Do?
When Jimmy and Timmy are explaining their science experiment, Timmy
(39:52):
and Jimmy mentioned the Aquinouts as they present their water Bears.
The Actinots is a British children series about a group
of anathromorphic animals and their deep sea underwater adventures, helping
various seat creatures along the way. Additionally, Jimmy's statement about
how they learned about water bears from the show is
(40:14):
in fact accurate as the third season of the show
features in an episode focusing on water.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Bears and Ladies and gentlemen. That is your pop pop
popperty pop pop pop culture, and now time for a
little bit of storyline continuity. The topic about the NFL
players suffering from concussions was previously mentioned in Sarcastable. NFL
Commissioner Roger Goodell is seen talking with Jerry Jones about
(40:42):
the experiment with water Bears last time he was seeing
season eighteen's Go Fund Yourself and Mims, as you already mentioned,
is revealed to be Mimola, and that is of course
the continuity know from all the previous episodes he's been
in as well, and that is your storyline. Joe Vernola,
(41:04):
tell me, sir, did you like this episode or is
it kind of like.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
A the I didn't like it as much at the time.
I think going back, I enjoy it now more than
I did. And there's a couple reasons. There's like a
(41:32):
couple like really deep reasons why I like it the
second time I was seeing and I've seen it more
than two times, but like going back and really rewatching
it and having to take notes when I was watching
it and again taking notes during the recording, there are
(41:52):
a lot of parts that are really really relevant today,
and especially when Heidi has the speech in front of
the class basically about how bad diversity is and how
(42:14):
it's how it's actually creating divisiveness and everything. And just
this the content of the of that speech about how
diversity is a bad thing and the way she delivered
it in some of the words she said and how
(42:36):
she said them are very reminiscent of people in charge
of things today. It came off really Trumpian to me, Okay,
And so that then maybe it's not the whole episode
that sticks out, but it's definitely that scheme is like,
(42:58):
oh wait, they were trying to say something here, we
didn't really catch on to it. Also, looking back, I
think this episode might prove that Heidi is actually the
ultimate evil in the show, because even Cartment is intimidated
(43:18):
by her. Like it's like when Heidi decides to unleash
that anger and that evil, like, she is the true
ultimate evil in this show, not Eric Cartman.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
As mister Mackiw points out, she's like Eric Cartman with
the ability to follow through. Yeah, exactly, No, I mean
I agree with those points. I just looking back at
this episode itself and even when it came out, I
never found this episode to be over the top hilarious.
You know, It's got its funny moments, like every episode
of South Park does. But the plot itself of the
(43:52):
handicapped kids, you know, discovering moss pickles for the NFL,
and then the side story of Heidi and Cartman are
Heidi and just general about her being upset of the kid.
The special at the needs department gets funded, but she's
got straight A students and doesn't feel like she's being appreciated.
I like the scene where the women were at the
bus stop, the girls instead of the boys, and how
(44:15):
she kind of now acts like Cartman itself. But overall,
I would say this episode is like in my top
two hundred, maybe maybe two fifty. It's like not a
high up there ranking episode for me.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Joe and yeah, I mean it's definitely like bottom third
for me as well, But it's just there were definitely
some pertinent things and like this does continue that their
trope of the NFL is evil. You know, there's there
(44:55):
are some redeeming qualities about it, but then again you
have to like the whole worst relationship of Cartman and Heidi.
If you don't like that, you're not really gonna find
it as funny when when Heidi becomes Cartman, and you're
not gonna find it as funny when like the time
(45:16):
they get along best is when they were being assholes
to everyone else around them, that they even oh, sains
E's love you baby, you know, like like they are
at their best when they're being at l a is.
So it's if you don't like those things, you're definitely
not going to like this episode, because it's a lot
of reinforcement of those things. But and I mean, yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
And maybe that's I mean, go ahead, and maybe that's
just where I'm at right now. I'm kind of tired
of the storyline between these two, so I'm kind of
I'm kind of over it. I'm I'm looking forward to
getting through season twenty one, which is where we're in
right now. We've got two episodes left, so that way
we can end this Heidi and Cartmen relationship.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
For good fair and I heid is a female Cartman
makes me laugh. They call out, They low key legitimately
call out Vegan.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Guet except one point that's true.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
It's all because I'm getting this protein, so my body
starts eating muscle and that makes me look fat. But
I'm healthier than you. Like, how many times have we
heard that from from vegans?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Oh well, I don't know if I've heard that exact statement,
but I've heard.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Vegans something similar.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I'm vegan, so I'm better than you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, And Adlai, I think Heidi might be the first
female cartman.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
That's true. That is very true. All right, Well that's
all we got tonight, ladies and gentlemen. That's going to
do it. For another edition SMB is South Park Review
coming up next week. It's season twenty one, episode nine,
Super Hard Pieciness PC principle. All of a sudden, it's
wrestling with some unfamiliar feelings. Meanwhile, the boys will be boys,
(47:07):
except for Kyle, who starts for the first time see
things differently from the rest of his friends. It's all
coming up next week on another edition of s MB
South Park Review.
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to another edition of s
m B a South Park Review. We're each and every
week we break down south Park for you in linear fashion,
one by one, until every episode it is done, or
(00:23):
until least we're caught up as we sit on the
press offense when we record this episode one week away
my brand new season of south Park. What to expect?
What will lay ahead? That is, but tonight we're back
for season twenty one, and this is Moss Piglets, the
eighth episode of season twenty one I think two hundred
(00:46):
and eighty fifth overall episode of south Park, airing for
the first time on November fifteenth to twenty seventeen. This
is SMB number two hundred and eighty eight. Joe ver Nola.
How you doing, Buddy? Ready to review some south Park?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh? I am definitely ready to review some south Park?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Alrighty, well, let's get right to it. This is another
special ed handy capable episode. As a synopsis is Jimmy
and Timmy's project has caught the attention of some very
important people. Their experiment could have a far reaching implication
that could save the world. They might even win first
prize in this year's science Fair. So here's the plot,
(01:33):
and it's that special ed classroom at South Park Elementary.
It has announced that there will be a special ed
science Fair. Nathan and Mimsey go to the front of
the classroom present their idea for the science fair project
to the whole class. Nathan plans to get well bitches
after to like them by winning the science fair. Then
the scene shifts the girls at lunch in the school cafeteria.
(01:55):
The girls talk about Heidi's conditions since she went back
to Cartman. Heidie peers and sits with a girls, having
gained a lot of weight since her last appearance. Immediately after,
has revealed that along with her appearance, Heidi's attitude change too.
She suspects that the girls were talking about her again
and calls them judgmental bitches. Wendy voices our concerns to Heidi.
Heidi snaps at her and the other girls, asking if
(02:16):
she could eat her lunch without them shitting all over her.
And that is how we start off this episode. So
let's jump into those clips here on another edition of SMV.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, guys, it's November and who can tell me what
that means? Yes, Francis, it's time for the special as
Science fam. Yes, that's right, the science Fairs this weekend,
and I know you're all very excited to show the
projects you've been working on. This week we'll be hearing
all about your projects. And first up we have Nathan
(02:50):
and Memola science Fabajac.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
We will be showing the destructive verse of nature by
similating a volcano with vinegar.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
And baking set up. We will make this paper mache
volcano nex bloat.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
With the power and fury of malt Kilo are our
sides for that project is sure to be a blest
Get it a blessed?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
All right? What do you guys think of Nathan and
Memois's project idea?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
We've done it, mindy. We're gonna win the science fans
for sure, and then every chicken this girl is gonna want.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
To have sex with us. J Box. I don't know
about back, but no chicken, not those chickens. I'm talking
about bitches. You know what girls like, They like winners.
And when we win the science fans, we're gonna be
up to our ears in pussy.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
All right, sus I mentioned the very next scene, here
we see Heidi join the girls at lunch as they're
talking about her feeling. You know, they're concerned about Heidi
and her appearance and her rattitude.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
You're she's so mean and angry.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
These days, people.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Change, They say, you become more and more like the
person you're with, And I guess it's true with Heidi. Hey, guys,
what tep Hey, Hidy, what are you guys talking about?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Nothing? Bo crap? You're all talking about me again because
you're judgmental bitches.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Heidi?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Are you okay? It's just you.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Look what you know? You just look what I look?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Fat?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Is that what you want to say? Wendy, Fuck you bitch.
She's just concerned Heidi. Me, Heidi, I'm just trying to
enjoy my lunch here. Can I do it without you
guys shitting all over me? All right?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Good?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Jimmy, all right? Can you deal without being shitting all
the horror? So back at the special education apartment, Nathan
and Mimsey Bragg go brag about their projects to and Jimmy.
Timmy and Jimmy are They are working on their own
project about water bears. Nathan laughs at them, not knowing
what water bears are. Jimmy offers to show them. Nathan
looks to their microscope and is shocked to see that
(05:10):
they actually exist. Nathan asks them to how they learned
about water bears. Jimmy tells them that they learned about
from octonauts. Nathan then tells them their science project has
no experiment, So Jimmy and Timmy show Nathan how they
have trained the water bears to react to different sound waves,
discovering that they react best to Taylor Swift's music. Nathan
is shocked and becomes jealous of Jimmy and Timmy's project,
(05:33):
and of course shout out to Joe Moore and what
up Joe, Welcome to the show. Hope you're having a
good night, buddy. Later, mister Mackie calls Heidi to his
office talk to her about how she would be transported
to the school that's to Saturday to judge the special
needs science Fair. Heidi tells mister Mackie that she will
not be judging the science fair, not wanting to go
to school on a Saturday. Mister Mackie tells her that
(05:54):
she volunteered a month ago. He notices Howdy's attitude is
change and asks her what's wrong. She snaps at him,
thinking he was calling her fat, and claims she is
healthier than everybody in the school. Mister Mackie tells Hidi
that she's going to judge the signs for anyway, annoying Heidi,
and then later that night, Nathan and Mimsey break into
the special education classroom, tending to sabotage Jimmy and Timmy
(06:15):
Signs for Everybody Killing the water Bears. Mimsy asks Nathan
why he wants to sabotage their project, and Nathan tells
him that Jimmy is a cockbalker, claiming that whenever Nathan
tries to score chicks, Jimmy one ups him and he can,
and he proceeds to try and electrifly the water bears
with the hair curler. All right, let's go into Jimmy
and Timmy being showing their Signs Fair product to Nathan
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and Mimsy.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Test forty two as he's tasteful. Let's move on to
the next face. Well, hello gentlemen, Oh hey Phil, We're
doing great, Tenna with bile. See how your signs fair positive?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Kim I thought we was coming on rub our faces
and how good all sine fair project was?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Boss So what are you guys working on.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh it's fantastic, Kim, Tim and I are doing project
on water bears.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Oh water bears?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You hear?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
That means like there's any such thing as water bears.
That blue Science Fair ribbon is as good as ours. Well,
we got to get back to our LoVa volcano. Good
luck finding your water bears.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Oh would you like to see them? Well, what are
you talking about? Timmy and I've getted thousands of water bears.
Take a look at the microscope.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Water bears are water dwellings, eight legged micro animals. They're
one of nature's most resilient animals. Studies have shown they
can survive lava and even the document stakes.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
What how, where the fuck does you learn about these things?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
They're all good scientists learned from actor nuts arthnauts.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I believe the study of water bears is kety human.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Survival A gee that sounds a lot better than a
lava volcano.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Har boars, Well, not really, because the Science Fair is
supposed to be an experiment. I fail to see what
the experiments bear.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
What's up ada?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
You see?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
For the past several weeks ten, Tim and me have
been training the water bears to risk onto different soundweights.
We found that they respond best to Taylor Swift hit
it timmy.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Thinking up to need to what you need to do, what
you need to do, what you need to do.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Of course we can't play at all their copyright music,
but yeah, some Taylor Swift action.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
We should be able to play the Queen whenever either
what we should be able to play the Queen whenever?
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I know, right, Come man, Hannie.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
You wanted to see me, mister Mackie.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Oh yes, heidey.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
No, we just wanted to see if you have transportation
to the special ed Science Fair this weekend or if
you wanted us to set something up for you.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Eh?
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Uh, Saturday is the science fair and you're the judge
for the competition.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Judge a special needs science fair?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Thanks?
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Well do you? Is there a problem with you being
the judge this weekend?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Yeah, it's Saturday, and I don't want to be at
skew gee.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
But you're only a judge of the Special led Suns
Fair because you're our best science student.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
So now I'm gonna be punished by being forced to
judge a bunch of handicapped kids.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
But okay, you see, the problem is that you volunteered
last month. Heidi, you said you wanted to do it.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Okay, Well, how can.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
You expect students to commit to things a month in advance.
I don't even know what I want for dinner tonight.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Look, the kids have worked really hard and have done
some amazing projects.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
You're gonna force me to kind of skew on a Saturday?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Howdy, Honey? Is everything all right?
Speaker 6 (09:40):
But what are you gonna call?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Me?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Sat down to you? It just so happens time a vegan,
which means it's difficult for me to get enough protein
so my body doesn't burnst that it burns muscle, which
makes it look like not that. But I'm actually way
healthier than.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Any of you.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Hoddy, you're judging the special led suns fair this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Hell, god damn it. Yeah, just like Eric Carman, all right,
And now here's Nathan and Memsey breaking into the special
education to try and electrify the bear.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Then, Jammy, we are getting a lot of trouble. You're
sure we should mess with Jimmy and Jimmy signs for
a project, Mimsy.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Do you know what Jimmy is. He's a cock blocker.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I like a cock blocker.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Every time I come up with a red to go
with the ladies, there's Jimmy trying to one up me.
This science fad is supposed to finally make us successful
enough to get chicks.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
God gee, I don't know if we should use a
possession of power talksploit women.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
I'm not letting those ashods win the science fad.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
That's why I say the only good water bears are
dead water bears.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
Up.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's the call explosion. This episode is a little hard
to follow in regards to comedy. You know what I'm saying.
It's one of those episodes where you really got to
be into it. What's up, water Bears? What's sublab rat?
Thanks for joining.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
So.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
The following morning, Wendy, Teresa, Isla or Ala, and Heidi
weight at the bus stop. Heidi complaints that she's being
forced to judge the special Needs Sigins Fair, saying she's
basically a slave. Wendy argues with her, saying she's not
exactly being treated like a slave, to which Heidi responds
that she's not being paid to be a judge, which
essentially makes her a slave. She then steeks speaks in
it stereotypical African American accent, pretending to be enthusiastic about
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judging the science fair to her slave masters, which angers Teresa.
So basically, it's a parody of how the boys talk.
And then Teresa tells her that she does not live
in a trailer and that she lives in a tiny
home to put a smaller footprint on the environment. Heidi
argues with Teresa over her living accommodations, which upsets Teresa,
who's there's a lot of progressive people living homes like
hers and that there are five others on the block.
(12:04):
How he tells her that she was in a trailer park,
which makes Teresa jellder in denial. Wendy tells Teresa to
just ignore Heidi, but Heidi turned things around and acted
like Wendy was talking to her, calling Teresa a bitch.
Aila tells Heidi that Wendy was not talking to her,
which makes Heidi laughing, joking Lee and bellish Isilah Carpent
appears out asking Heidi how did she how she been,
which irritates her. Gosh, it's basically like I said, like
(12:28):
the boys are fighting, but except they're doing it with girls.
M so let's jump into that.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
This is bullcrap. How can they force me to be
the Science Fair judge? Now I know how it feels
to be a slave. It's not exactly like being a slave, Heidi,
Yes it is, am I being paid.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
To judges science Fare. No, do I have a choice?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Oh yes, NASA, let me judge Science Fair for your
sir God, will you stop, Teresa, don't get all agro
on me because you're pissed off.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Your family lives in a trailer. My family doesn't live
in a trailer. We live in a tiny home.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
My parents downsize to make a smaller footprint on the environment.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
That's what I said. Your family lives in a trailer.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
There's lots of progressive people living in tiny homes.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
There's five others on our block right.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
That's called a trailer park.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
I don't live in a trailer park.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Just don't even respond to her, Just ignore her. I'll try,
but she's such a bitch. She wasn't talking to you, Heidi. Oh,
looks like Ada had something to say.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
You guys, hold on, I'm sure this is gonna be
really profound. Go ahead, Ala, knock us out with your
witt and satire.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
They should be good you guys, Hey, Hetty, what's up?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Oh, hey Babe, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Nothing?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Just talking to my girlfriends about tiny homes.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh this house? Yeah, yeah, the personality is flip. Now
you're going with the exact same thing. I was thinking.
They just Cartman used to be the annoyed one with
her and now she is. Yeah, exactly lab rat uno reverse.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
No, d're all four, but definitely the reverse.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Definitely the reverse. Later at school, now in the hallway,
Nathan walks up to Nelly, Babe and Nicole. He attempts
to flirt with them and hands Nicole a flyer and
forming the girls of the science fair. The girls look
worried and except Nathan's invitation. He walks away with Mimsley,
claiming the girls were excited to see him that they
will be all over them once they win the science fair.
France is one of the special needs kids appear and
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tell Nathan that he and Mimsy must hurry to the
special education classroom. She tells them that Jimmy and Timmy's
water bears have changed. They go to the special ed
classroom to see everyone gathered around Jimmy and Timmy's project
Jimmy tells Nathan that overnight the water Bearers have a
ball to learn the hokey pokey, irritating Nathan. Meanwhile, in
the school hallway hiding, Cartman asked Butters to judge the
science fair. Waters tell them that he cannot do it
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so because he's going to attend Clyde's birthday that same day.
Stany Kyle up here asking why Heidi Wed not want
to support this special educations to it, and Cartman and
Heidi Ball tell Kyle to shut up. He details are
nothing beneficial to psyche ever come out of a special
needs science fair? And then uh, yeah, and there's a
lot in this episode.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, and I mean it might be covered in trivia.
I'll have to check my notes, but I'm sure there
have been plenty of things beneficial to society coming out
of you know, science fairs in general, or like, I mean,
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Lewis Broil was blind and came up with the whole
method of you know, so like would that be from
a special would that be from a special needs science
But I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's a great question. So now in the hallway, Oh yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Pretty soon I'll be impressed with what you see. I
hope you can make it.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Did you see that, Mendy, the way those girls bit
their bottom lips when I said science said, we're about
to be drowning in mush.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
You gotta get the special ad special lead classes into
another two hours.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Well you gotta see this. Jimmy and Timmy's water bears.
They've changed what.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Jimmy and Timmy. This is incredible.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
You've somehow made them even smarter. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Nay, it's amazing.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
The water bears we've trained are starting to display social advancements.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
But now you're supposed to make that shut up? What
so advancements?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
They've actually evolved to the point of doing the hockey pokey,
the hookey pokey.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You put your rat foot in, you put your right
foot out, you put your float man, and.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
You take it all about what you do the hokey pokey,
and you turn yourself around.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
By this might be the single greatest special ed Science
Fair project I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Back at school. Now, apartment in Heidi, welcome toviterers show.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Hey, how would you like to be the judge for
the Special Ed science Fair this weekend.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I can't. I'm going to a birthday party. Better, don't
be a dick.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Yeah, don't make up excuses because judging handicapped students sounds terrible.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Yeah, but he's God, he's not making it up. It's
my birthday party. Well, then could you invite Heidi please?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
She needs an excuse not to have to go to
the special needs science fair, which one was supporting them.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
There are friends, because.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Nobody wants to be trapped in a gym with special
aed science.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Actually, some of their projects are pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Shut up, Kyle sadies, Look, it's all just a complete
waste of time. It's not like a special head science
fair is actually going to contribute to society.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And then she says that a helicopter appears. So, this
helicopter shows up, and just outside of the school, a
group of government run men ask PC principle if they
could help it a Jimmy and Timmy and their special
needs science for project, dramatically claiming that it could potentially
save all of them. And at recess, Heidi complains that
the special education classroom is overfunded, and later makes an
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announcement in the school auditorium that if the school continues
to overfund the special needs classroom, they will all be
poor and live in a trailer like Teresa. Cartman tells
Heidi to get back on track, which pisses off Heidi,
who yells at him for not supporting her and being
an asshole. She finishes up for speech, telling everyone and the
problems she addressed, persists she will be c to c
to that the school administration are fired for discrimination. Mister
(18:31):
mackiet tells PC principle that Heidi is a lot like Cartman,
but with the ability to fall through, which spooks both
of them. Meanwhile, in the special education classroom, Mimsey tells
Nathan that if they had not attempted to sabotage Jimmy
and Timmy's product, they would not have made them so popular.
Nathan realizes they should have credit for advancing the water bear,
since they were the technically the ones responsible for the
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social advancement. Nathan speaks to the group of government men
who reveal to them that they are actually the NFL.
They think the water bear psychological advancements can save since
their viewership has been tanking due to protests, and they
believe that water bears can replace all the fans that
they have lost jumping back in here, Move.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
Aside, kids, official business, Move it town ed.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Jerry Jones, excuse me?
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Can I help you?
Speaker 10 (19:28):
We understand that you're about to have a science fair
with some very interesting experiments. Let's rite the songs fars
this Saturday from ten am to tpm. We're here to
help however we can. Your special ed department has all
our resources and our support. This science fair just might
be what saves us.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
All hell is going on. Everywhere I turned, people are
being given handouts while I'm forced to work my ass off.
It's total bushet.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah uh baby, I understand that you're pissed off, but
you know it is recess.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Maybe we should relax and have some fun.
Speaker 11 (20:07):
Relax. How can I relax? I get straight eyes eyes
every test, and who gets all the support? That's that's
your apartment.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
Good bring it on in. These kids need to have
access to everything they need.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Well, look at this, Jim, Jim. We've all been researching
water bears.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Too, that's correct.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
Like you, we've come to realize that water bears are
the key to our future. Are these the special water
bears we read about on your school message board?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
That's right. The water bears we've been working with appear
to be evolving somehow.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
Then they are the key to our survival.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Boys, gentlemens, perhaps I can interest you in another kino.
You don't believe your eyes when I add some simple
bacon sent it.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
There's no time for that.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
We need everyone working on Jimmy and Timmy's project. I'm
gonna let you kids all in on a little secret.
We don't want to create a panic, but the end
is very near and we have very little time, very little.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Time, fellows, students, I have.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Asked, okay, so now we got hired here and she's
showing some crack, just like Cartman.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Would speak today because of the hypocrisy and bullying that
is coming from the administration at this so called scut
it is an outrage that our principal and counselors demand
our participation in frivolous.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Programs that are outrageously overfunded. Why is it that the
school allows funding that only goes to special needs students?
Are the rest of us not special?
Speaker 6 (21:35):
If we are continually asked to.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Work for no.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Money and ask our parents to pay for our programs,
then soon we will all be poor and.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Forced to live in a trailer park like Teresa. It's
not a trailer Teresa. Get over it. You live in
a trailer park. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Okay, honey, you're kind of getting off topics. Mede, What
did you say. I just want you to standpoint so
we can get this over with.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Get this over with. You're supposed to be supporting me.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I am supporting you, sweethearty support It doesn't mean you
criticize me, asshole, Just forget it.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
My point is it's a soul. Administration doesn't cancel the scientire.
I will see you in and they're all fired for discrimination.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
She's kind of luck Cortman, but with the ability to
follow through.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Oh dude, bro.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh dude, bro broh. That's funny. All right. So here's
Nathan and Mimsey going to try and tell the NFL guys, hey,
we were the ones that actually came up with this stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Protest to those protests bears on our own. We were
trying to kill. It was us who made them above,
So we should be the ones working for the government.
Speaker 10 (22:48):
The government.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
We aren't the government.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
You're not the government. But you said you were here
to help stop us from becoming extinct.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Not you us, We're with the that foul. So this
is where they explain that because of all the protests,
people are getting mad. They're not coming out there, you know,
they're not coming out to games and stuff like that,
and they believe that all the fans can be replaced.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
Our fans are leaving at an exponential rate.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
We've been hit with anthem.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
Protests, protests to those protests, and worse of.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
All, concussions.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
The more reports that come out, the more people are
getting turned off by football.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
We've been experimenting with.
Speaker 10 (23:30):
Water bears because we believe they are our last hope.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Okay, oh, I get it.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
You've been experimenting with what it is to see how
to make humans more impervious to concussions.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
No, no, we've been experimenting with water bears to try
and make them fans. NBC beautiful night for football here
in Los Angeles as the Chargers take on the Buffalo
Bills and a record sellout crowd here in the stadium.
Football clearly more popular than ever, with a whopping seventy
(24:00):
million in attendance. The NFL, of course, working really hard
to reach new viewers, and it looks like they found
their answer in Tartar Grades. The water bears are thrilled
here and of course love seeing themselves on.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
The jumpo drawn.
Speaker 9 (24:13):
They're all ready for.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
Some football and enjoying the fan favorite kiss gam and
we're ready for the dude cheers of seventeen million fans.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well, I mean it is the Chargers.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Game, that's fair. But you know I got the bills
it is.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, you would think they try at least four or
five people to see Josh Allen.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Right, Okay, that's how they're being used. Now.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
The Chargers really do need those water bears, Yes they.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Do, Yes, they do, all right. So after experimenting further
with the water bearers with the FedEx box, Nathan and
the government men discover that Jimmy and Timmy's water bears
are different from other waterbearers. Then PC Principal enters the
classroom with mister Mackie, Heidi and Cartman. Mister Mackie begrudgingly
tells them that they have to cancel the special Needs
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Science Fair and they must shut everything down. NFL men
pull each other out, pull out guns, and hold everyone
in the classroom hostage. Heidi yells for Cartman to do
something about NFL men. Cartman calls Heidi a bitch. Heidi
grows silent and calmly tells Cartman to call her a
bitch again, which intimidates him. Nathan makes a discovery looking
through the microscope. The water bearers have become NFL fans,
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sporting their gear of their favorite teams. The NFL becomes excited,
but before they can duplicate the bears, Heidi grabs the
bowl of water bears and runs out of the special
needs classroom. The armed NFL men, the special education students, Nathan, Jimmy, Timmy,
PC principal, Mister Mac and Cartman chase after her, and
this leads Heidi to them, or Heidi leads them to
these school entrants.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
Tenseling the special ed Sunce Fair. You can't cancel the
science fair. We're on the verge of a breakthrough here.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Charges really do you need those Walter Fairs? That's thank you.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
You don't understand the special ad science fair is our
only hope.
Speaker 9 (26:13):
I'm sorry, Budda, our hands are tad.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Bye, honey, I.
Speaker 10 (26:21):
Think you all fail to understand the seriousness of our situation.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Hey, what's up.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Close the door?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Everyone back to work?
Speaker 10 (26:30):
Nobody will stop this special ad science fair.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Do what he says.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Jesus Christ, are you just gonna stand there?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Do something? What the hell do you want me to do?
I want you to have some balls and a hat
like you care about me.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Heidi, you need to stop being such a bitch.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Call me a bitch again?
Speaker 9 (26:51):
Do it?
Speaker 5 (26:56):
You are acting like a bad girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
That's what I taught.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Hey, wait a minute, a lot of bears have tasted again.
I think it's working.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Let me see that's all as I said the game
the FedEx box.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
Yes, they're starting to adapt.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Now they're wearing their favorite team jersey.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
Bitch, we just might have ourselves and fans now quickly, children,
we must replicate these water bears to create more.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Nobody else is gonna do anything.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Hi will So she takes the water bears. Everyone's chasing
after her.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
How do we please any.
Speaker 10 (27:53):
We got the fat girl front of the school.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Sick little girl.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
It doesn't have to end this way I did.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Seriously, you need to listen to me.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I don't have to listen to anybody.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yes, you need listen.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Fuck you, not.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Fuck you, little girl.
Speaker 10 (28:22):
Please.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
What you have in your hand is very special.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
When I think of everyone treating me like shiit.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
Think about the NFL, how much joy it brings everyone.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Don't listen to them, give the what of theirs to me?
I deserve all the fame.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
And bitches, heighty, you gotta stop being so angry.
Speaker 9 (28:41):
Look if you if you don't do it for the NFL.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
And what about humanity?
Speaker 10 (28:45):
Those creatures are showing the first signs of sentience. Think
about what they could mean for science, for medicine, making
people better, making people better.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
We all want the old Heidi bag screw you guy, Yeah, dude, Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Such a standard reaction from him.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It is so Heidi drinks the water bears there kills him.
Heidi sits and watches cartoons with Cartman's house. Heidi complains
that there's never anything to watch on Saturday except for
kids cartoons. She forces Cartman to snuggle with her and
passes gas. Cartman moves away, but Heidi forces him to
keep snuggling with her and continues passing gas, horrifying him. Meanwhile,
the NFL find Nathan and Mimsey's volcano from their signs
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for a project and reveal that with it they have
found hope. And that's how the episode ends, So let's
get to these last couple of clips.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Here, is there something you want to talk about?
Speaker 4 (30:12):
No, I was just trying to figure out why you
decided to drink twenty thousand micro animals that were showing
signs of intelligence. Whatever, It's Saturday and I'm not in
scu Yeah you're you're not in ski?
Speaker 6 (30:27):
How come we never snuggle anymore?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
What what?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
We used to snuggle all the time and it's totally
gone away?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
What's happened?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Well? Money, we still y'all? Yeah, yes, let's snuggle?
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Yeah, God damn it. How come there's nothing to watch
on Saturday? But kids?
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Cats?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Water should survived.
Speaker 10 (30:45):
Now let's do a hoky poky your lip?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oo?
Speaker 6 (30:52):
What's going on in there? Whoa?
Speaker 5 (30:54):
What is going on in there?
Speaker 6 (30:55):
I feel something moving around?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
No?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
No, okay, okay, honey.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
And then finally here at the last clips, roder goodell.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
Wow, did you have any luck, mister Jones? I'm afraid
Commissioner that the special Ed Science Fair failed to produce
more viable watermarkers. Then the NFL truly has no hope.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
We're done for her. Not quite.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
We were able to obtain something else that just might
be our.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Future this guy just for his fucking baking soda. Oh
and that is how this episode wraps up. Yeah, so
we'll be right back guys now on the other side,
it's more trivia, pop culture, storyline continuity anymore. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
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Speaker 1 (32:19):
Welcome back now on the other side of the podcast.
Thanks for checking us out. If you do, download us
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(32:42):
I want to say we passed one hundred thousand downloaded
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So we appreciate you guys downloading the podcast, checking us
out all right, well, ladies and gentlemen, this man is
a doctor, a doctor of thuginomics, punkinomics, polophonics, and scubinomics.
(33:03):
He is the twenty twenty two Red Rocks Day one,
twenty fifth Anniversary South Park Trivia Champion. He's affectionately known
on this podcast as a trivia god. Joe Vernola, Joe
take it Away with some Trivia.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Moss piglets and water bears, both referred to tartar grade
swich are water della dwelling micro animals. As we saw
in the microscope slide. This is the first time we
hear Mimsy's real name, Mimola, very very orthodox name in
(33:47):
the episode of Preview. In the scene where Nathan and
Mimola warren the girls about the science fair, Wendy is present,
but for some unknown reason, she was replaced by Nelly
by the time the episode came out. Heidi Turner and
Teresa argue about tiny homes, which are small houses less
(34:08):
than five hundred square feet that have become pretty popular
due to their low production costs the ability to move
the house. As I said in the episode, it's lessons,
the environmental impact, it's you know, it's something they make
them out of old storage creates I've heard too. Nathan
(34:32):
slaps Mimsey multiple times in the episode, although he only
says shut up Mimsey the one time. The bus stop.
The iconic bus stop swing scenes are gender swapped, as
we pointed out earlier, with Wendy, Yla, Teresa, and Heidi
taking the place of the boys. Isla's voice is slightly different,
(34:57):
very different actually, if you compare it to her voice
in Doubling Down, Nathan explains that mixing vinegar and so
together can make their volcano explode because mixing the two
components generate CO two, which can be inferred from the
theory of salt metathisis reaction in chemistry. Butters also has
(35:26):
made a volcano simulation in the past. He did it
in season five. Here comes to the neighborhood. However, it
is unsure whether a Butter's volcano is based on the
same principles as Nathan and Mimsies.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Ladies and gentlemen, that is your trivia. Atalie chimed in
and said, oh, yeah, there are community service projects with
tiny holmes. Good to know. I did not. I mean,
I'm not very flipped to the tiny home niche of individuals.
I've seen him. I've seen people make them too, like
I've seen I've watched YouTubers make tiny homes and stuff
like that, because you can make it pretty cheap if
(36:04):
you know what you're doing. Yeah, yeah, ladies, Joe, and
that's your trivia. Joe, take us away with some pop.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Culture and Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones talks to the
kids about the NFL being hit with anthem protests, protests
of those protests, and worst of all, concussions, this, of course,
preferring to the controversies of NFL players kneeling or sending
out the national anthem in protests of police violence and racism.
(36:36):
NFL fans counter protesting by boycotting games and destroying merchandise
as they view the players protests as inappropriate, unpatriotic, or divisive.
Your dumbasses, you already spent the money on it.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Easy. They got you.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, they got your money. They win. And when you
like wake up three days later and you're still a
forty nine ers fan, you're gonna go out and buy
a new jersey. And it also makes brings to light
NFL players suffering long term brain damage mostly in the
(37:15):
form of CTE from repeated concussions, and not just concussions,
just repeated head trauma in general. Right, So really really
serious matter there. And I don't think like the numbers
show the NFL didn't lose as many people as they think,
(37:37):
and they definitely didn't lose as many people as some
people would like to think. Take that comment for what
it's worth. The empty stadium during the Chargers versus Bill's
game also refers to the NFL losing ticket holders due
to the protests, leaving their stadiums with many empty seats.
(37:59):
I don't agree with this. I think it has more
to do with the fact that the Chargers just don't
have any fans, especially after leaving San Diego. Like, like,
at least in San Diego they were the number one team.
Like now they're you know, it's it's not even a
Giants chests thing. It's like they're they they are like
(38:24):
by far second banana. They're like lower than the Clippers,
you know, like they're probably lower than the Galaxy and LAFC.
If you are a sports fan in LA, please email
us comment in the video whatever let us know where
(38:45):
the Chargers rank in terms of Los Angeles sports teams
like they gotta be below even the Bruins and the Trojans.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Right, wow, they're below UCLA's.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah. Do you see Santa Barbara?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Right? Hell, you see? San Diego is more popular than
the Chargers.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
And they really are. I mean, the Aztecs can play
some ball basketball anyway. The jerseys that the water Bears
wear are obviously real life football teams represented by the
water Bears are the La Rams, the Broncos, the Dallas Cowboys,
the Oakland Raiders, and the Green Bay Packers. Because of course,
(39:32):
Matt and Trey will always refer to the Denver Broncos. Sure,
as we heard in the episode, they do use a
sample of Taylor Swift's Look What You Made Me Do?
When Jimmy and Timmy are explaining their science experiment, Timmy
(39:52):
and Jimmy mentioned the Aquinouts as they present their water Bears.
The Actinots is a British children series about a group
of anathromorphic animals and their deep sea underwater adventures, helping
various seat creatures along the way. Additionally, Jimmy's statement about
how they learned about water bears from the show is
(40:14):
in fact accurate as the third season of the show
features in an episode focusing on water.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Bears and Ladies and gentlemen. That is your pop pop
popperty pop pop pop culture, and now time for a
little bit of storyline continuity. The topic about the NFL
players suffering from concussions was previously mentioned in Sarcastable. NFL
Commissioner Roger Goodell is seen talking with Jerry Jones about
(40:42):
the experiment with water Bears last time he was seeing
season eighteen's Go Fund Yourself and Mims, as you already mentioned,
is revealed to be Mimola, and that is of course
the continuity know from all the previous episodes he's been
in as well, and that is your storyline. Joe Vernola,
(41:04):
tell me, sir, did you like this episode or is
it kind of like.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
A the I didn't like it as much at the time.
I think going back, I enjoy it now more than
I did. And there's a couple reasons. There's like a
(41:32):
couple like really deep reasons why I like it the
second time I was seeing and I've seen it more
than two times, but like going back and really rewatching
it and having to take notes when I was watching
it and again taking notes during the recording, there are
(41:52):
a lot of parts that are really really relevant today,
and especially when Heidi has the speech in front of
the class basically about how bad diversity is and how
(42:14):
it's how it's actually creating divisiveness and everything. And just
this the content of the of that speech about how
diversity is a bad thing and the way she delivered
it in some of the words she said and how
(42:36):
she said them are very reminiscent of people in charge
of things today. It came off really Trumpian to me, Okay,
And so that then maybe it's not the whole episode
that sticks out, but it's definitely that scheme is like,
(42:58):
oh wait, they were trying to say something here, we
didn't really catch on to it. Also, looking back, I
think this episode might prove that Heidi is actually the
ultimate evil in the show, because even Cartment is intimidated
(43:18):
by her. Like it's like when Heidi decides to unleash
that anger and that evil, like, she is the true
ultimate evil in this show, not Eric Cartman.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
As mister Mackiw points out, she's like Eric Cartman with
the ability to follow through. Yeah, exactly, No, I mean
I agree with those points. I just looking back at
this episode itself and even when it came out, I
never found this episode to be over the top hilarious.
You know, It's got its funny moments, like every episode
of South Park does. But the plot itself of the
(43:52):
handicapped kids, you know, discovering moss pickles for the NFL,
and then the side story of Heidi and Cartman are
Heidi and just general about her being upset of the kid.
The special at the needs department gets funded, but she's
got straight A students and doesn't feel like she's being appreciated.
I like the scene where the women were at the
bus stop, the girls instead of the boys, and how
(44:15):
she kind of now acts like Cartman itself. But overall,
I would say this episode is like in my top
two hundred, maybe maybe two fifty. It's like not a
high up there ranking episode for me.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Joe and yeah, I mean it's definitely like bottom third
for me as well, But it's just there were definitely
some pertinent things and like this does continue that their
trope of the NFL is evil. You know, there's there
(44:55):
are some redeeming qualities about it, but then again you
have to like the whole worst relationship of Cartman and Heidi.
If you don't like that, you're not really gonna find
it as funny when when Heidi becomes Cartman, and you're
not gonna find it as funny when like the time
(45:16):
they get along best is when they were being assholes
to everyone else around them, that they even oh, sains
E's love you baby, you know, like like they are
at their best when they're being at l a is.
So it's if you don't like those things, you're definitely
not going to like this episode, because it's a lot
of reinforcement of those things. But and I mean, yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
And maybe that's I mean, go ahead, and maybe that's
just where I'm at right now. I'm kind of tired
of the storyline between these two, so I'm kind of
I'm kind of over it. I'm I'm looking forward to
getting through season twenty one, which is where we're in
right now. We've got two episodes left, so that way
we can end this Heidi and Cartmen relationship.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
For good fair and I heid is a female Cartman
makes me laugh. They call out, They low key legitimately
call out Vegan.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Guet except one point that's true.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
It's all because I'm getting this protein, so my body
starts eating muscle and that makes me look fat. But
I'm healthier than you. Like, how many times have we
heard that from from vegans?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Oh well, I don't know if I've heard that exact statement,
but I've heard.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Vegans something similar.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I'm vegan, so I'm better than you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, And Adlai, I think Heidi might be the first
female cartman.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
That's true. That is very true. All right, Well that's
all we got tonight, ladies and gentlemen. That's going to
do it. For another edition SMB is South Park Review
coming up next week. It's season twenty one, episode nine,
Super Hard Pieciness PC principle. All of a sudden, it's
wrestling with some unfamiliar feelings. Meanwhile, the boys will be boys,
(47:07):
except for Kyle, who starts for the first time see
things differently from the rest of his friends. It's all
coming up next week on another edition of s MB
South Park Review.
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