Smeared Mascara
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us." This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
Episodes
Remember that time at your wedding when that famous singer called you out onto the dance floor and your mother-in-law rushed out and started dancing inappropriately with your husband? Well we weren’t there but we love seeing the memes about the Beckham wedding!
Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara where Brooke and Mandy hyper focus on pop culture’s latest obsession. You will hear Brooke’s re-entry into t...
Join Brooke and Mandy as they discuss pop culture and yucky politics. You’ll hear a riveting conversation about the movie Anaconda, birthday parties, and the latest in this country’s fuckery
So give us a listen if you need a break from reality. Sometimes all you can do is laugh when things are this bad. We really are a good time! For realsies!
Rated DFA for Dumpster Fire Awareness
Happy New Year from Smeared Mascara! Brooke and Mandy are entering 2026 in an organized and clear fashion. The ladies have some goals that are going to help them thrive in this new era of life. Listen as they share ideas that will hopefully inspire you to live a cuntier life. Of course there are side conversations to hear, and duh, frankfurters are discussed… but would you expect anything else from these hot dawg que...
Brrrr, it’s cold outside and you should be wearing a turtleneck.
Listen up, homies! In this episode, the ladies of Smeared Mascara discuss a wide range of topics from obligatory gift exchanges to the power of a handsome face with a unibrow.
Brooke tells us about the Diddy documentary and how 50 Cent’s pettiness is helping bring this story to the masses. Mandy shares a story about ear-hustling in the movie theater, and...
It’s time for the latest installment of your favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara. In this episode you’ll hear about digital etiquette, baby shower games, and political garbage.
Brooke and Mandy will inform you of the latest on TikTok, Mormon Wives, and domestic conundrums.
So make sure your JZ Hair extensions are fastened well because you’re about to embark on a wild ride!
Rated FA for Fupa Awareness
Sorry for the delayed episode. The universe had Mandy in a figure four leg lock and it’s just now released.
In this episode you’ll enjoy hearing about recent Bay Area earthquakes, ICE displaying icy behavior, and other pop culture/political moments amplified by socials. Did you hear about the baby formula social experiment? If not, Brooke’s got it covered for you.
So sit back with your iced matcha horchata oatmilk lat...
New month, same skanks. You know how we do it.
Brooke and Mandy talk about Halloween, the World Series (baseball, not poker), food insecurity, and meal planning.
Cats are always a hot topic. Meow.
Of course there’s more in this episode because when do we not interrupt each other and go off into random tangents? This is Smeared Mascara, baby.
Put on your leg warmers and get comfy. You’re about to enter your favorite podc...
Welcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara. In this episode you’ll hear Brooke read Mandy’s astrological chart, and they will analyze in detail why they’re superior to their haters. Brooke tells us about her experience at the No Kings protest, and Mandy describes her digestive detour on a roadtrip.
You will learn that a “healing haircut” is an actual thing, and you may question friendships aft...
In this eagerly anticipated episode, you’ll hear the calming sound of raindrops in the background as Mandy and Brooke laugh through their tears. Real life is still in the crapper and there’s no Pepto in sight.
The ladies discuss EMDR therapy and its benefits, but repeatedly call it by its club-kid name, EDMR. Perhaps ecstasy fueled raves were actually therapeutic environments after all.
Shout outs to The Container Sto...
Welcome back to the award winning pop culture podcast Smeared Mascara. This episode brings love, laughter and happily ever after because you’ve manifested this.
Brooke tells us about an organization she’s joined that Garfield the Cat would be proud of, and shares her ongoing admiration of Caleb Heron. (Do YOU know the Cooper story?)
Mandy gives us the 411 on a local drag show, and shares how she keeps family estrangeme...
In this highly anticipated episode of Smeared Mascara, you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy’s opinion on all things pop culture. Is Ricky Martin still living la vida loca? How far will MomTok go in Dancing with the Stars? You’ll have to listen to find out what these beezies think.
Brooke tells us the latest in high school drama, and teen bedroom design. Mandy unapologetically brags about a karaoke performance, and the lack of...
New memory card, who dis?? It’s the award winning pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara in the house!
Get ready to hear about how our neck of the woods has been pawpin’ awf. Grocery store karaoke, football game drama carrying over to In n Out… Are we describing this week’s popular social media posts? Nope, this is real life, hunties. It’s high school football season in suburbia and no one knows how to act anymore.
Get r...
Welcome back, loyal listeners! The Smeared Mascara audio department is doing its best to give you the quality content you deserve. La Presidente of the Pod aka B-Rock made the executive decision to destroy our overworked storage card after this episode. Listen and you’ll understand. You’ll still hear our smart ass comments and our loud laughs through some choppy cuts. You’ll survive and be a stronger listener becaus...
The ladies of Smeared Mascara have once again created a pod-tastic masterpiece for your listening pleasure. Brooke recaps the Little League World Series, shitty Bay Area traffic, and haircut class woes. You may find yourself questioning thinning shears and their use. Mandy gushes over a newfound podcast, and has survived another brutal season of parenting. The Hazel Cafe TikTok drama is brought up and console tables ...
Thank you for joining Brooke and Mandy in today’s very important discussion about retirement. The ladies of Smeared Mascara will guide you in making some of the most important choices that you will make in your adult life.
Serious topics such as ideal home decor and poolside socialization opportunities are in today’s episode. Learn how to live your best retirement life while remaining true to your authentic hoe-s...
The ladies try something new this week by broadcasting live on TikTok. You’ll hear Brooke and Mandy professionally explain their origins story and expertly manage this new element of recording.
No… so for realsies you’ll hear these babes figuring out how TikTok Live works and telling their new viewers all about Charli XCX’s wedding among other topics. Some highlights are Brooke sharing an unhinged traffic school ...
Step into the Smeared Mascara Time Machine and travel to the summers of the past. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about childhood, teen, and early adult summertime. Hear how these divas survived without air conditioning and smartphones.
Language is spicy as always. If you’re surprised you must be new here. Welcome!
It’s time to pause the VCR and take a pod break because Smeared Mascara starts NOW.
This week Brooke and Mandy describe their Too Short concert experience. The vibe was chill and the ladies were loving it. (Check out the Smeared Mascara socials for dancing, rapping, and more from the show!)
The Bezos wedding is judged harshly from wardrobe choices to the guest list. Like Countess Luann sang, “Money can’t buy you class.” Luckily the people of Venice used their creativity to express their opinions ...
The world is in shambles and you probably need to tune out from reality. Luckily Brooke and Mandy are here to help.
The ladies of Smeared Mascara make fun of the political jerk-offs so you don’t have to. Relax while petty insults are thrown at RFK and his homies. KN is missing and there’s no trail of extensions to follow. This is a code Red, White & Blue.
Keep listening to hear Brooke’s encounter with complaining c...
Welcome back to another installment of Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide No Kings protests, grad parties, and Father’s Day. Mandy shares her support for Miley Cyrus, and Brooke reveals her true feelings about the Dodgers. Is this now a sporty spice and political podcast? Nope, it’s still the same shit talking pop culture podcast fueled by undiagnosed ADHD.
Language is filthy as alwa...
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