Smeared Mascara
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us." This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
Episodes
This week Brooke and Mandy use their finest screenshots gathered from the World Wide Web to discuss The Met Gala. Get dandy with us, won’t you?
It’s also an early birthday celebration for B-Rock. Hear how she plans on spending this milestone day. Conclave Couture could make an appearance.
Mandy is crushed over the conclusion of The Righteous Gemstones. Jesus take the wheel because this girl is not okay.
The ladies of Smeared Mascara are back and ready to talk some smack!
Warning: Strong opinions are shared about sandwiches, movies, concerts, and podcasts.
Clips of Katy Perry’s latest stage show are hitting socials and viewers confused. Does space travel decrease a human’s ability to perform? Our sources say maybe.
TikToks showcasing Cowboy Carter concert lewks are being posted and some are creative AF. Extensions on...
This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.
Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Gen Z.
Brooke gives us a behind the scenes story about Beauty School Fight Club. It’s as intense as that blue mascara from the 80s.
Pop in those AirPods and tune out the world because Smeared Mascara is gonna teach you a few things.
Warni...
Put on your shorty shorts and your flower crown because we’re headed to Coachella! Actually Brooke and Mandy are reporting about Coachella via social media. Did you really expect these babes to travel during the school year? In this economy?
The ladies hypothesize the logistics of possible festival hookups, and navigating the desert landscape in a wheelchair.
Brooke tells us about her return to the softball f...
**This episode contains SPOILERS for the season 3 finale of White Lotus**
This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide protest that took place over the weekend. The signs were signing and the people are pissed.
Mandy spills the tea about a bachelorette party in wine country. Lessons were learned, and memories were made.
Both ladies give their opinions about the last episode of The White Lotus. What should have ha...
This episode is popping with pop culture. Brooke and Mandy have a mature discussion about appendages and Italian desserts. The ladies also talk about the challenges of raising Gen Z-ers, “remixing” your life, and their current favorite streaming shows.
This is definitely not the episode to listen with your kids or conservative friends. It’s giving the sex, drugs and HBO MAX vibe.
So stop doom scroll...
Have you ever accidentally texted the wrong person? We absolutely have. Have you ever accidentally added a journalist to a super, ultra, mega confidential political message??? And then the journalist publishes the message? And THEN the White House press secretary gets involved???? Well Brooke and Mandy have never done that, but that would be totes embarrassing.
Listen to the ladies discuss the latest in world news, pop...
St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Lucky for all involved, there is video footage.
Put on anything green and set your leprechaun traps because you are now entering The Smeared Mascara Zone.
Rated C for C#nty
This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the joys of being a woman and marvel at the amazing progress that we’ve made as a society and culture over the centuries. Then we bring it right back to reality remind ourselves of the dystopian society we are experiencing. Fight the power!
The ladies discuss self worth and confidence along with churros and Lent.
It’s time to get comfy and unwind with your favorite foul mouthed podc...
Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke and Mandy are trying a more structured and focused episode this week. We received some “constructive criticism” from some “fans” and were trying something new.
There is talk of the Oscars, the red carpet, and the chisme. The ladies also express their newfound interest in a 90s political pariah/pop culture icon. Hint: Her name is frequently mentioned in rap lyri...
This week Brooke and Mandy rave about the Dsquared2 fashion show. Doechii and Naomi Campbell walked. No crumbs.
A drag name for Brooke is being workshopped. Ideas for last names are being accepted. Drop us a text or email with your suggestions.
The ladies are still mesmerized by Garbanzo the cat, and Walton Goggins’ teeth. Check out TikTok for Garbanzo and The White Lotus for the pearly whites.
Fasten your seatbelt and...
This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara covers Saturday Night Live’s 50th Anniversary show. Of course Brooke and Mandy didn’t watch the entire 3 hour show. They watched clips on TikTok like normal people. Duh.
Naturally there is discussion about our nation and opinions are shared about leadership. This shouldn’t be surprising to our regular listeners. Do you know us?
There are many more topics covere...
Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s annual Super Bowl Monday show. The ladies gloss over the actual game and focus on the Half Time performance. They delve into Jalen Hurts’ 90s R&B style, Kendrick’s outfit and Mustard’s real name. Learn about Sza’s other talent and why Serena Williams is the Crip Walk Queen.
Mandy pretends to be a sports reporter and gives us the very basics about NBA All Star Weekend. Contract ...
Walk the virtual red carpet with Brooke and Mandy! The slaydies discuss the Grammy Awards fashion and chisme. Of course they didn’t watch the broadcast. This piece of quality journalism is fueled by TikTok.
Make sure your face tape is on tight because the fast pace of this week’s conversation could cause a concussion.
Tender ears need not listen because the language is vulgar. Would you expect anything else from these ...
Join Brooke and Mandy as they ponder life under the new regime… ummm, presidency. How will they balance reality and delusion while surviving the next four years? Listen to how productive they were (or weren’t) during the TikTok Ban. Hopefully you didn’t delete the app..
Hear their latest recommendations on tv shows, podcasts and movies. Spoiler alert: Drag Queens and Vampire Peens are involved.
Welcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast fueled by ADHD! Listen to the latest and greatest from Mandy and Brooke. In this episode, Mandy is obsessed with the runway video featuring Zaddy Newsome, and Brooke is setting boundaries while wheezing. How are these babes navigating the executive orders of 2025? To quote Dorina Medley, “Not well, bitch.” Serious topics like financial literacy and vaccines are dis...
Some of you may have noticed that there was no new episode last week. The LA fires and everything else in the world were too much for the ladies. There was a recording and it was unhinged.
Never fear because Brooke and Mandy are back! They’re taking pop culture moments directly from TikTok and explaining their relevance to you.
Hear how Spanx and handbags are the new coping mechanisms for 2025. Can you ...
This episode was recorded on January 6, 2025. No masks or vaccines required. Certain constitutional rights are favored while others are disregarded. Don’t tread on my wall or my trad wife.
Smeared Mascara officially rings in the new year with goals and positivity. Brooke and Mandy are working towards being authentic and confident beezies. Golden Globes fashion is discussed even though neither host watched the awar...
In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy profess their love of Caleb Hearon and their disdain of bong rips in the city.
Goals for 2025 are discussed briefly. The ADHD train quickly leaves the station and new topics are introduced like migraines, Ash Trevino, and Dave Chappell air fresheners.
Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara in saying adios to 2024!
Don’t forget to put ear muffs on the kid...
It’s a double shot of Smeared Mascara!
Mandy is coming in HOT and Brooke is adding the lighter fluid to this inferno. Listen to the ladies talk about White Elephant gift exchange trauma, Christmas shopping, and holiday card conflict. Honorable mention to the Rage Poop discussion and Benny Blanco’s pedi game.
Brooke talks about how the new year will bring new skincare and clothes resulting in the fiercest glow ...
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