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SPEAKER_02 (00:00):
Ready?
Ready.
Hey everyone.
Welcome to the latest episode ofSnitch.
And it's your host, Kristen.
SPEAKER_00 (00:06):
And Brittany, get
ready for the best part of your
day.
SPEAKER_02 (00:09):
Happy Friday,
everyone.
We hope everyone had a greatweek.
Crazy to think that we're twoweeks away from Christmas.
I feel like December's flyingby.
SPEAKER_00 (00:16):
Crazy.
I know.
Whatever.
Thank God.
December fly by all you want.
Fine by me.
Get cold here.
I know.
SPEAKER_02 (00:25):
I know.
I will say I'm very excited toget out of the cold for a little
while.
I'm going to Miami at the end ofthe Miami, Florida Keys at the
end of the month.
Your girl's going to soak upsome of that sunshine.
Yeah.
Amen.
Amen, sister.
I mean, we've said this before.
I really think if there's anytime to take a trip, if you can
finagle it, it's like January,February.
(00:47):
Yeah.
Best time to go.
We got a couple long monthsahead.
Yeah.
But we're here for you.
But we're here.
We're in the holiday season andwe're going to be positive about
it.
You know, it's a great time ofyear, very festive.
We're actually celebrating thisweekend with a get together with
some of our friends.
We're doing an ornament swap.
Have you gotten your ornamentyet?
I did.
(01:08):
I did.
Oh.
I'm not going to tell you whatit is.
SPEAKER_00 (01:11):
Let's go.
Chris actually picked it out.
SPEAKER_02 (01:14):
You know, I am a
little surprised, but I'm not.
He's a great, he's Mr.
Christmas.
SPEAKER_00 (01:20):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
We were like driving around.
We were like driving back fromsomething, and Connor fell
asleep in the car, and it waslike, you know, 4 p.m., which we
call no man's land with thekids.
Like, you know, there's nothingto really do with them.
So Chris was like, Do we have todo any errands?
I was like, Well, I need anornament at the paper store.
Like, we can stop there.
And he like went to wake upConnor, and I was like, No, over
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my dead body, Chris.
Wake that kid up.
I was like screaming at him.
So I was like, I'll sit in thecar with Connor and you go in
with Tyler.
And I don't care if you pick myornament.
SPEAKER_02 (01:52):
So there we go.
SPEAKER_00 (01:53):
Yeah.
What are we thinking?
SPEAKER_02 (01:55):
Not worth, not worth
waking a sleeping child.
No, no, no.
We also have some exciting newstoday.
Today is our official 12-monthanniversary of our first episode
of Snitchin.
SPEAKER_00 (02:07):
Yay.
Woo woo.
Can you believe?
I know, right?
I feel like it's feels like it'sbeen short, but also like we've
been doing it forever.
SPEAKER_02 (02:15):
I feel the exact
same way.
When I realized the date, it waslike, man, I feel like our first
episode feels so long ago.
Yeah.
So long ago.
But at the same time, I feellike it's kind of flown by.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's weird.
We said when we started this, sowe're going to commit to doing a
year of the pod and reevaluateat the end of that year.
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And I'm, I just can't believeit's already halfway through.
That's insane.
SPEAKER_00 (02:41):
Yeah, we're not
going anywhere.
SPEAKER_02 (02:43):
We're not going
anywhere yet.
No, we are fully full send, fullthrottle.
What do you think is the biggestthing we've maybe like favorite
thing about doing the pod sofar, but also like biggest thing
we've learned?
Hmm.
SPEAKER_00 (02:59):
I feel like
honestly, my favorite thing is
like talking to all of ourguests and like hearing my
friends like talk about, youknow, like be smart.
You know what I mean?
Like talk about their jobs orlike talk about like struggles
they've been through or like,you know, highs and lows.
And yeah, I feel like just likehearing all my friends talk
about like, you know, theirskills and and whatnot has been
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really fun.
I've learned a lot.
SPEAKER_02 (03:23):
Yeah, I agree.
I think our guest episodes havebeen some of my favorites.
There's obviously, I mean, Ilove just the episodes where
it's the two of us.
It's just so fun, so easy.
But the guest ones are reallycool.
Also just because I feel likewe've gotten a chance to catch
up with people that I haven'ttalked to in literally years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah.
And that's just such a fun thingto get to do.
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I think my favorite, though, themost like boost of energy I get
is when you hear someone askedabout, like, asked a friend of a
friend about the pod orsomething.
Oh, well, yeah.
That's true.
That's true.
That is like, what?
Yeah, we get really excited.
Yeah.
I'm like, am I famous?
That might be my favorite part.
Or where we get like a randomtext or something.
(04:04):
Like Gina texted us that sheknew someone who had a group
text and put in the group text,like, have you guys listened to
this episode of Snitchin?
And I was literally Yeah, soexcited.
Through the roof.
unknown (04:20):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (04:21):
Through the roof.
So just thank you, everyonewho's listened.
Thanks for all of oursupporters.
We're, you know, this has beenso much fun.
We want to keep it going.
Any support, we reallyappreciate.
Any especially ratings onSpotify or Apple, wherever you
listen, if you are liking whatyou're hearing, and even if
you're not, but any engagement,if you could give us a rating or
(04:41):
a follow, like so, so, soappreciated.
Every single time we get a newrating, we notice it.
And it makes our year literal,like actually.
SPEAKER_00 (04:50):
Literally.
You truly just took the wordsout of my mouth.
Yeah.
It literally makes my mood golike from zero to a hundred.
SPEAKER_02 (04:56):
No, I know.
Same.
You know what's crazy though,also?
Cause it is so hard like to getyou know followers on Spotify.
The people who actually take thetime to hit follow on your show.
I feel like for some reason Ipay attention to Spotify more
than Apple.
Maybe because I use Spotify forlistening to podcasts.
So I don't know.
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But we've only grown ourfollowing, but then we got
someone who unfollowed us thisweek.
No.
No, I know Britney.
And I literally was like, okay,just you can't get hung up on
that.
It's not that big a deal.
It's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen.
It was one person, or like whenpeople unfollow us on Insta or
stuff.
I I like it's I'm like, did wesay something offensive?
No, it's and literally was rightafter our video episode.
(05:39):
And I was like, oh my god, theyhate us.
Like, yeah.
So those things, but it's likeyou just can't take it
personally, but it's hard notto.
SPEAKER_00 (05:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's
hard not to.
But you know what?
At the end of the day, though,it's like just go for it.
I feel like that's another thingI've learned.
It's like just go for it.
And the worst that could happenis people unfollow you, and
like, yeah, that sucks, but likeit's not worth not doing it.
SPEAKER_02 (06:02):
No, 1000%.
I have loved doing it.
And also, I just feel like wehave no what if.
That's huge.
Huge.
If we never did it, we wouldalways be like, what if we did a
pod?
We'd be so it'd be so great.
It'd be so fun.
And now we know.
SPEAKER_00 (06:18):
I know.
SPEAKER_02 (06:19):
Now we know.
SPEAKER_00 (06:20):
So I'm celebrate and
just in time for Taylor's
birthday.
Yeah, it worked out soperfectly.
SPEAKER_02 (06:26):
Right, right.
We I know.
And the Taylor docuseries.
SPEAKER_00 (06:29):
We haven't watched
it yet, but it's out this
weekend.
So I'm so excited to watch it.
So I was just telling Kristen, Ithought it was on, I thought it
was out yesterday.
I kept thinking yesterday wasthe 12th for some reason.
And I like got up and I waslike, oh, let me just see it on
Disney Plus because you know I'malways in there for my kids.
Yeah.
It wasn't out yet, but itactually worked out perfectly
because Chris has plans tonight.
So I have a lovely little Fridaynight watching the RS tour all
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by myself.
SPEAKER_02 (06:52):
I don't know if I
would pick something else better
for you to do on a Friday.
Like I really feel like that'slike a mecca.
Yeah, I might have to like go tothe grocery store or something,
get like some special snacks orsomething.
No, I really no, Brittany.
I really think you should.
I think that you should like getall your favorite things.
SPEAKER_00 (07:08):
Yeah, yeah.
I might have to like watch theTTPD part before the end of the
day.
Do you, boo?
Like during work.
SPEAKER_01 (07:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
I feel that.
SPEAKER_00 (07:19):
Yeah, I can't wait.
It's gonna be great.
It is.
Oh, I also saw that she startsout the first one.
She talks about Vienna beingcanceled.
SPEAKER_02 (07:26):
Oh, I love that.
Wait, Justice for Vienna.
We were there.
SPEAKER_00 (07:29):
Yeah, justice for
those Vienna Swifties.
Keep an eye out for us in thedocumentary, too.
SPEAKER_02 (07:34):
I like I feel like
it's most likely probably not.
SPEAKER_00 (07:38):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (07:39):
But I'm holding out
hope.
And yeah, that would be that.
I mean, talk about making ouryear.
That would the fact that TaylorSwift has seen us.
That would really make our year.
Well, our we got that goodSwifty karma.
We'll see.
We really do.
Karma's a cat.
Yeah.
But we have some great storiesfor you today.
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And this first one, like, Ireally I'm I just am excited to
talk about it.
Should we should we do it?
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay.
Chloe Kardashian has beenspotted commenting and flirting
and shooting her shot with avery hot high school teacher on
Instagram.
Very attractive.
Very attractive.
So here's the story.
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There was a teacher in SantaClara, I believe, California.
His name is Jacob Myers Norris.
He posted himself on Instagram.
It was him standing up.
It had some facts about himself.
It talked about that he'sItalian, he likes to cook, he
was a college athlete, he has abachelor's and a master's, he
coaches.
Wow.
(08:41):
No, I mean, really puttinghimself out there.
SPEAKER_00 (08:44):
I know.
What do you think of that?
First off, I mean, I love that.
I think that's awesome for a guyto do that.
You never see guys doing that.
SPEAKER_02 (08:50):
I know.
I feel like if anything, I'veseen girls posting their male
relatives or friends being like,anyone, yeah, I know a great
guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And dang, he's everyone go checkthis guy out.
He's yeah, we should probablyrepost it.
He's very cute.
Very cute.
(09:10):
Yeah.
So he's about to find a girl ina second.
So at the end of it, hecaptioned somewhere out there is
a woman who's gonna ask how mymy school day was.
Chloe, being the gem that sheis, commented and said, How was
your day?
So, and she did it in thecomment section, which what a
queen.
SPEAKER_00 (09:29):
I love that.
I I would totally do that if Iwas like famous, just to like
freak people out, you know.
SPEAKER_02 (09:36):
Yeah, yeah, totally.
And and there was a little backand forth.
So then he replied to hersaying, Mine's great, how is
yours?
She responded, mine's great too.
Yes, it didn't just end with theone comment.
And obviously the internet'slosing their minds as they
should.
And then he said, like, checkyour DMs or something.
So he then messaged herprivately.
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But I just gotta say, I needChloe to just be the happiest
girl ever.
Yeah, I love Chloe.
SPEAKER_00 (10:06):
She's so real,
relatable.
SPEAKER_02 (10:08):
I feel like she's
the best mom.
You always see her with Rob'sdaughter Dream.
I feel like every Kardashiansister is always like Chloe's
like the best, she's the rock.
She, you know, she everyone themost down to earth.
Totally the most down to earth.
And she's just such a babe.
Like, I feel like she's trulythe entire package.
(10:28):
Like, yeah, if you're lookingfor a comfy woman, someone who's
gonna make your home cozy, likeI think that's her.
I feel like she's gonna be aride or die show-up for you.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (10:41):
And like props to
her because it she could easily
go the other way, like Rob, butnot even Rob, because like she's
you know, a little bit differentthan the other sisters, like
taller, bigger.
We've talked about this before.
So, like, she could easily be,you know, saddened in her
feelings about that, but likeshe's not at all.
She's kills it, she looks great.
SPEAKER_02 (10:58):
Yeah, I feel like
everyone has a lot of empathy
for her because she was known aslike the bigger sister for the
first like five years.
Yeah, I feel like she now looksa fun.
Her body's insane.
Yeah, she looks awesome.
Yeah, she and I feel like herand Kim and Chris really carry
the Kardashian show.
Like, yeah, Kendall and Kyliearen't really in it as much.
(11:19):
Courtney definitely isn't in itas much.
She doesn't try that much thathard, yeah.
Yeah.
So I just feel like maybebecause we get to see Chloe more
too, we feel like more connectedto her, but she's just the best.
I will say too, I don't know ifyou knew this about her, but she
said on a late on an episoderecently of the Kardashians that
she hasn't had sex in threeyears.
(11:41):
Whoa.
She's remaining celibate untillike until I the next guy, but I
think she's really, you know.
SPEAKER_00 (11:48):
So she hasn't had a
serious relationship in three
years either.
SPEAKER_02 (11:52):
No, but I mean her
last relationship was Tristan,
which doozy cheated on her threetimes.
SPEAKER_00 (11:57):
Yeah.
And then before that it wasLamar, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That didn't go well either.
SPEAKER_02 (12:02):
No, I feel like
these men don't.
I mean, Lamar, I think, had alot of substance issues, which
is a separate thing, I think.
I think Tristan is just anasshole.
Yeah, I think he can't.
It's weird because I I told youthis.
We talked about this on anepisode.
Kim Kardashian went on call herdaddy.
Yeah.
And was like singing Tristan'spraises, was talking about how
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in relationship to her, inrelation to her relationship
with Kanye, who literallydoesn't even really see their
kids, like might drop in everyonce every few months.
Like she said, really, he's justnot around.
She raises them full time.
Yeah.
She was talking a lot about morethan once, brought up how
Tristan and Chloe have a greatco-parenting relationship.
He drops the kids off every day.
Like they're in he's involved.
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So I'm happy for her that shehas that.
SPEAKER_00 (12:49):
Yeah.
And yeah, because both of herkids are from Tristan, right?
SPEAKER_01 (12:52):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (12:53):
And I think it was
similar to Kylie.
Like they broke up and they shestill got pregnant with the
second kid, or were they datingthat whole time?
SPEAKER_02 (13:02):
So this, so the big
scandal, I could have the dates
a little confused, but I waswatching the Kardashians around
this time.
The the real reason whyTristan's also like even more of
an asshole is because she waspregnant with their second and
then he cheated.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah.
That's terrible.
Can you imagine?
She she found out days beforegiving birth.
SPEAKER_00 (13:25):
No, men, you gotta
bow down to your wife or
girlfriend or whatever whenshe's pregnant because she's
doing a lot for you and you'redoing nothing.
You owe her.
You owe her.
She's cooking a baby.
You should be rubbing her feet,getting all her stuff, doing all
the work, not cheating.
SPEAKER_02 (13:43):
I felt so bad for
her.
And you got their livereactions, like from all the
sisters as they found out.
Who knows if that was produced,but it looked real.
And it was just everyone waslike, Oh my god, she's gonna
die.
Like, who's gonna tell her?
It was it was so sad.
Yeah, like do you wait, but youreally can't.
I feel like in their position,you can't.
(14:05):
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's horrible.
I know.
I don't like having my feetrubbed.
Sorry, side note.
Oh, I love a foot massage.
Whenever I go get a massage andI love a massage, I purposely
tell them don't touch my feet.
I I have like even getting apedicure sometimes, it's my feet
are very ticklish.
SPEAKER_00 (14:25):
Oh, wow.
Well, that like I feel like thatcould say something to you
because your feet like hold alot of your, I mean, this is
gonna sound like weird, but likeyour stress and stuff, like your
feet connect to like each partof your body.
So like different parts of yourfoot.
That's why they say like womenthat are like about to give
birth, like get a pedicurebecause it can like stimulate,
you know, your body or whatever.
Because all the fascia in yourfeet connects to like all the
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fascia throughout your body.
SPEAKER_02 (14:50):
Okay.
Literally have never heard theword fascia in my life before.
What does that mean?
SPEAKER_00 (14:54):
It's like your like
mush, like it's like that white
stuff in between the muscle,like you know, holds your
muscles together.
Oh my god, Brittany, hello,biology.
Well, I've heard that fromPilates and like getting
massages, but yeah, like yourfeet and it like it can hurt to
get a foot massage, but it'slike if you're like doing like
your toes, it can like help likeyour shoulders or something.
SPEAKER_02 (15:14):
Oh my god, that's
fascinating.
SPEAKER_00 (15:16):
Yeah, it is a lot of
times.
Like people at physical therapytoo, like if you're if you have
like a hip problem, they'll likework just as much on your feet.
SPEAKER_02 (15:23):
Okay, I'm going over
to Michelle's tonight.
I'm gonna ask her tons ofquestions about this.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That is really interesting.
So, what do you think it says ifI don't like getting my feet
massacre?
Like if it's too ticklish, Iwonder if that's a bad idea.
No, but I mean that's a lot.
I think that's a lot.
I feel like it's a commentimmediately on the defense.
SPEAKER_00 (15:40):
I feel no, I yeah, I
think a lot of people don't like
like their feet like getting apedicure.
I think that's not that weird.
But maybe if there's like acertain spot, then it's like
connected to like your liver orsomething.
Yeah, well, that's been taking awhacking lately recently,
holidays.
But yeah, I like doing thetheragun on my feet.
If anyone has a theragun, do iton your feet.
It's amazing.
SPEAKER_02 (16:01):
Dude, I really
that's so interesting.
I'm gonna like read about this.
I have to ask, who do you think?
I was thinking about this when Iwas reading this article about
Chloe.
Like, did we ever have a hotteacher?
SPEAKER_00 (16:13):
No, but we had a
teacher who had a hot brother.
SPEAKER_01 (16:17):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00 (16:18):
That's the first one
that comes to mind for me.
We yes, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (16:23):
I I don't think I
don't think in high school we
ever had a hot teacher.
Like there was never No, notreally.
SPEAKER_00 (16:29):
I mean, maybe it
also gets misconstrued because
just because like if someone'slike younger, like in their 30s,
like people think they'reattractive.
But that's being like a superhot teacher.
SPEAKER_02 (16:38):
No, I mean my
favorite teacher was our physics
teacher by far, Mr.
Mike.
Yeah, he was the man.
He was the man, he was the man.
Such so engaging.
Every student loved him.
And yeah, such a great teacher.
SPEAKER_00 (16:51):
Like, I didn't even
have to study for his tests.
SPEAKER_02 (16:53):
Yes, so good.
But you know who came to mindfor and it's only because he's
young.
Like, I think if I saw a photoof him now, I'd be curious what
I thought.
Eighth grade, I'm pretty sure wewere in the same class.
Math, Mr.
Spillane.
I don't think he was thatattractive.
I he was the only one that cameto mind, but I think to your
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point, it was because he mighthave been in his 20.
Yeah.
I remember he liked basketball.
That was it.
SPEAKER_00 (17:18):
Yeah, Chris, like
when he was, he had like a year
before he like started his joband graduated, he had to do like
tests or whatever, and hesubstitute taught.
Do you remember that?
No, I don't remember.
In like the middle school, yeah,he would be like a substitute.
Yeah, he said like the girlslike loved him because he was
young.
I was like, okay, okay.
Okay, whatever.
unknown (17:36):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (17:37):
And then my cousin
Trevor was in the the grade and
spread a rumor that Chris haddiabetes.
Random rumor.
Wait, what?
That's so random.
So random.
SPEAKER_02 (17:52):
Yeah.
Oh, that's really funny that hespread a rumor he has diabetes.
Oh my god.
Not even though, you know,support to the diabetes
community.
And now it's not totally 100%.
SPEAKER_00 (18:02):
It's not funny.
It's not a joke, but it's justlike the most random rumor.
Chris has diabetes.
Like say he has like herpes orsomething.
SPEAKER_02 (18:12):
Oh my god.
No.
I mean, for Chris now hasdiabetes in my mind.
That's really good.
Well, I really hope, I reallyhope that something, even a like
a short fling, happens with thisteacher and Chloe and you go
girl, wishing the best.
SPEAKER_00 (18:28):
I want to know like
who are his previous
relationships.
He's so attractive.
Yeah, he is.
I mean, there's no way he'slike, you know, never had a
girlfriend or anything.
SPEAKER_01 (18:39):
No, yeah,
definitely.
Definitely.
SPEAKER_00 (18:41):
I won't well, I
guess we'll see.
Are they on Hulu right now?
I've never watched it on Hulu.
SPEAKER_01 (18:46):
Yeah, they're on
Hulu.
SPEAKER_00 (18:48):
I wonder if Timothy
Chalamet is on it.
Probably not.
I haven't seen him yet on it.
No, he hasn't been on.
Of him.
SPEAKER_02 (18:55):
It's good.
It's a little different.
I mean, but it's just very heavyon Chris, Kim, Chloe.
SPEAKER_00 (19:01):
Yeah.
They really carry the show.
SPEAKER_02 (19:03):
Yeah, they
definitely do.
Should we move on to our next?
Okay, so I'm actually veryexcited to talk about this one
too because we can get back alittle bit into our dancing with
the stars.
Yay.
I'm missing dancing with thestars.
Oh, same, Britney.
Same.
Yeah, it sucks.
We no, I think, but you knowwhat?
It's okay.
We have Vanderpump is obviouslyshit in the bed.
Like, that's not gonna be ournew show.
SPEAKER_00 (19:25):
Yeah.
Well, we have the Eras Tour.
That'll carry us for like threeweeks.
SPEAKER_02 (19:28):
Yes, exactly.
And Stranger Things.
SPEAKER_00 (19:30):
Stranger Things,
yeah.
I actually started a new season.
SPEAKER_02 (19:33):
Oh, okay, great.
Maybe we can talk about thatnext week because I do want to
talk about that.
SPEAKER_00 (19:36):
Yeah, I feel like I
have one thing to say.
I do not like emo Dustin.
SPEAKER_02 (19:41):
Oh, I didn't even
think about that.
Like angsty.
SPEAKER_00 (19:44):
I like when he's
like cute and funny.
SPEAKER_02 (19:46):
I know, but his
spoiler, spoiler, skip ahead, 30
seconds.
But his bestie died.
SPEAKER_00 (19:51):
Eddie.
Yeah, I know.
And he like I rewatched thatagain and I was like, damn, he
didn't really need to die.
Like he, I don't think he neededto die.
It was kind.
Of like a meaningless death.
SPEAKER_02 (20:01):
Oh yeah.
Duffer Brothers.
I know.
But it's like at the same time,not a lot of people die in that
show.
I mean, they've had some deaths,but like the original cast.
So I feel like they did needsomething a little bit like
that.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (20:17):
They have to make
like main people die so that you
know, yeah, you get to pointacross.
I loved Eddie.
I did too.
I loved Eddie.
Yeah, he was a great character.
SPEAKER_02 (20:27):
Season four was
really good.
SPEAKER_00 (20:29):
Yeah, I know.
Like, I feel like not everyseason of Stranger Things has
been good, but yeah, season fourwas wicked good.
And I mean, this one so far hasseems good.
I'm only like two episodes in.
SPEAKER_02 (20:40):
Yeah, I started
watching it kind of well, so I
had the same thought as youwhere I was like, do I need to
rewatch some of the old stuff?
Just because I have, I mean,it's been years.
I have no idea what happened.
I did some of the stuff onNetflix where it's like the
four-minute recap of thedifferent seasons.
It was like not the most clear,but I was like, whatever, I'm
just gonna get into it and watchseason five and see how it goes.
(21:01):
And I was pretty much hookedright away.
And I felt like I pretty muchwas like, oh right, that
happened, that happened.
So I felt up to date.
SPEAKER_00 (21:07):
What do you think
about like Steve and Nancy and
what's the other kid's nameagain?
SPEAKER_02 (21:12):
Oh shoot.
Yeah, Will's brother.
Will's brother.
Yeah.
I so I honestly wish Steve andRobin could be together.
Like, yeah, that's the coupleI'm shipping.
SPEAKER_00 (21:24):
I didn't realize
that she's Uma Thurman and Ethan
Hawk, right?
SPEAKER_02 (21:28):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (21:29):
The daughter.
Yeah.
Oh, it's Jonathan.
That's his name.
Jonathan, right.
SPEAKER_02 (21:34):
Yeah, Maya Hawk.
She, I know, right?
Can you like what a superstarshe's a good actor too?
I know.
She is.
I like her.
She seems very normal for beinga Nepo baby.
SPEAKER_00 (21:47):
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I think the Nepo babything, it's like every industry
has nepotism.
It's part of the big thing.
Totally.
SPEAKER_02 (21:53):
It's part of that.
I I agree with you.
I feel like people who hate onNepo babies, it's like, well,
what do you want them to do ifthey want to act?
Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (22:01):
You got to use what
you can, your resources.
SPEAKER_02 (22:03):
Like 1,000%.
Sure.
Some people are better thanothers.
I mean, like, I can't think ofNepo baby where I'm like, oh,
they're not a good actor.
But like my hawk seems like agood actress.
SPEAKER_00 (22:13):
Yeah.
I can totally tell herresemblance with uh Uma Thurman,
too.
Oh, 1000%.
Yes.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (22:20):
No, that's a really
good point.
I'm glad you brought that upbecause I feel like people get
all hot and bothered about Nepobabies.
And I I agree with you.
I'm like, just what are theysupposed to do?
SPEAKER_00 (22:29):
You know?
Yeah.
Legit every industry has Nepobabies.
SPEAKER_02 (22:32):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (22:33):
There isn't one that
doesn't.
SPEAKER_02 (22:34):
I mean, sucks for
people who don't have the
connections, sure.
But it's just, it is what it is.
Life's not fair.
Grab a helmet.
Yeah.
So, but anyway, back to ourstory.
What was our story again?
SPEAKER_00 (22:48):
Alex Earl.
So Alex Earl.
Oh, wait, I have one morequestion to ask you.
Hold on about Stranger Things.
SPEAKER_02 (22:52):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Shoot.
SPEAKER_00 (22:53):
You know, like how
Max has that song that like
brings her back to life.
Yes, running up that hill.
Oh, Brittany.
SPEAKER_02 (23:00):
Oh.
I knew you'd like that question.
Yeah, that's right up my alley.
Honestly, like, I of course Iwant to go Taylor, of course.
But I don't know if there wouldbe okay, probably if I had to
pick a Taylor.
I mean, this is straight streamof consciousness, so bear with
me.
I would say style, but like Ifeel like running up that hill
had an emotional component, youknow, of like, come on, come on,
(23:24):
baby, come on, darling.
Like, I felt like it was like, Idon't know if that would get me
out of like a crisis.
I think it could.
Oh, I I mean, I definitely thinkit could.
SPEAKER_00 (23:37):
I feel like that's
when it comes on and you're
like, you know.
SPEAKER_02 (23:39):
No, truly, I'm in
like a sh I'm in a performance
mode.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But my, I will say my mind wentto just because I feel like I
get really, I jam to it is shareif I could turn back time.
SPEAKER_00 (23:52):
That's a good one.
That I see that one's a littlebit more like momentous or
something, like more similar torunning up that hill.
SPEAKER_02 (23:59):
Yes.
Like it's really it's more rockheavy and it kind of has like a
head.
I just, yeah, I really can letloose on that.
So one of those two.
SPEAKER_00 (24:08):
That's those are
good.
Those are good.
What about you?
Mine, honestly, the first onethat came to my head, and I've
never looked back, is CruelSummer Live version.
Yes.
Cruel dilemma.
SPEAKER_02 (24:21):
Yeah.
With you.
Wait, I kind of want to take aquick peek at my like recently
played and just see if there'sanything else I might be missing
on that.
Because just make sure.
Just make sure.
When Max was that scene, Icried.
SPEAKER_00 (24:39):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (24:40):
Okay.
Honestly, I went to yeah, Ithink Define Gravity.
Oh, that's a good one.
Preferably second half.
If we if I'm with Vecna, if youcould just fast forward to the
part where she's already flyingin the movie, you know, and
she's really sending it.
Like, I I'm out of there.
I can I'm gonna outpace Vecna noproblem.
(25:00):
Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_00 (25:01):
So that song, yeah.
I mean, you actually would haveto divide defy gravity to beat
Vecna.
So yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (25:07):
No, thank you.
SPEAKER_00 (25:09):
Thank you.
SPEAKER_01 (25:10):
Great question.
unknown (25:11):
All right.
SPEAKER_02 (25:12):
So anyway, back to
Alex Earl, broke up with her
boyfriend.
Yes.
So Alex Earl.
So I mean, I feel like honestly,I don't think we talked about
this much because Alex Earl, twoyears for two years, was dating
NFL wide receiver.
I believe he's a wide receiver.
Yeah, Braxton Berrios.
He plays for the Houston Texans.
And he never made it to any ofthe Dancing with the Stars live
(25:34):
shows.
Yeah.
A lot of people startedcommenting on that, speculating,
but they denied, denied, denied,said it was because of the NFL
schedule.
He sent in a good wishesbasically video with the finale.
So they definitely did, I think,a pretty good job of just like
diffusing and you know trying tocover on the rocks the whole
time.
SPEAKER_00 (25:53):
That's what he did.
SPEAKER_02 (25:54):
Oh, definite, a
definite.
SPEAKER_00 (25:55):
Yeah, like Travis
would have been there.
SPEAKER_02 (25:57):
I mean, well, the
thing is to think about NFL.
Like their game, most of theirgames are on Sunday.
They have a day off on Monday.
SPEAKER_00 (26:02):
Tuesday is like the
perfect day for them.
SPEAKER_02 (26:04):
Yeah.
Oh, right.
It's Tuesday, my bad.
But yeah, I don't think theystart practice until Wednesday.
unknown (26:10):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (26:10):
I mean, like, you
can't get one day off, like just
practice Monday instead ofTuesday or something.
SPEAKER_02 (26:14):
Like, I mean, I
could be wrong, but like I feel
like he could make it happen.
I'm sure they had a bye week.
Like, especially because she waslike at the top, you know.
Totally.
So yeah.
And then she did say, she put ina TikTok after.
And I think I thought of youactually when I was reading
this.
I feel like you will appreciatethis.
(26:34):
So she had said after the show,and I think it was before they
announced the breakup, but justwhen she was kind of debriefing
on the finale, she posts, youknow, she does a lot of like on
get ready with me, and then shejust talks to the camera.
She said, quote, there was justa lot that happened in my
personal life throughout theseason that I'm happy I think
that I didn't share fortelevision, which I thought
(26:56):
about at times, but I didn'twant to just say things for the
sake of making a reallyentertaining package and putting
these stories in other people'shands.
So I'm proud of myself for that.
Oh, wow.
Good for her.
I honestly find that because Ithink it's very easy to say
she's going through a breakup orsomething.
SPEAKER_00 (27:11):
Yeah.
To like try to get votes andlike try to make people like
feel emotional.
Yeah.
Like, and I hate that.
I hate when they try to likemake you feel bad to vote for
them or something.
Like use some stop story.
SPEAKER_02 (27:22):
And honestly, the
thing is, if she did say that
she was going through a breakup,I would, I would have felt bad
for her.
Like, I mean, imagine doing thatshow.
It's so intense while alsodealing with that.
Yeah.
But I think because she didn't,it just made me almost yeah,
appreciate her more where shewas just trying to get the votes
(27:42):
based on her personality and hermerit as a dancer.
SPEAKER_00 (27:47):
Yeah, not like, you
know, like Sheena would have
been blasted as shit everywhere.
SPEAKER_02 (27:50):
Oh, Sheena Shea.
I mean, definitely.
Come on.
A thousand percent.
But so I definitely think thatthey were on the rocks
throughout, given that post.
Don't you?
SPEAKER_00 (28:01):
Yeah, I mean,
probably.
It makes sense.
Like I feel like the fact thathe didn't go, so that's a lot.
SPEAKER_02 (28:06):
I did also hear that
a big reason for the breakup,
given that it was a mutualbreakup, was that she wants to
stay in LA instead of Houston.
And I think before that theyboth were in Miami because he
played for the Dolphins and shewas just living there.
SPEAKER_00 (28:20):
Yeah, she lived in
the same building as my cousin
Davis.
SPEAKER_02 (28:23):
It's of course.
SPEAKER_00 (28:24):
Of course, I know.
Davis.
Davis is he has like thegood-looking card that just
everything works out.
Yeah, no, true.
SPEAKER_02 (28:32):
That's a real like
pretty people privilege is so
real.
Oh, totally.
So real.
Yeah.
And Davis definitely has that inspades.
I feel like he honestly hassince two, and like since he's
been like little like always.
SPEAKER_00 (28:43):
Yeah.
Like he's like, I'm like, oh,where he Davis is, oh, he's in a
he's doing Christmas in Italy,or like he's in Hawaii dog
sitting.
Like he had like some sick jobwhere like every week, weekend
they would go to the Hamptonsand like the company paid for
it.
Like, sure.
Who else does that?
No, truly.
SPEAKER_02 (28:59):
Yeah.
But I can't remember.
Oh, yes, I guarantee Alex Earl.
Yeah.
Yes.
So yeah.
So the Miami, like, I think thatthey were in the same places,
and now it seems like heobviously isn't going to be in
LA and she wants to stay in LA.
So it might just be, you know, amutual decision to go separate
ways.
SPEAKER_00 (29:15):
Yeah, seems like it.
I also didn't realize she's likejust turning 25.
She seems older.
She I I like love her.
Yeah, I like her too.
I just I don't I think it's likeall the makeup and stuff.
SPEAKER_02 (29:28):
Yeah, I think also
just because she's had success
for a while, and I think shehandles herself as a very mature
person.
Yeah, that's a good point.
She does like act mature.
Totally.
And the reason that this ismaking headlines now, like the
actual headline that got ourattention to talk about this, is
that it says Alex Earl admitsshe's really going through it
(29:48):
days after public split fromboyfriend Braxton Berrios.
All it was was that she posted aTikTok and it was her like
filming herself with text overit.
I don't think she even talked init.
But the text says, Is my frontallobe developing?
Because I'm about to turn 25.
And usually I stress abouthaving the biggest party, but
all I want to do is work out,meditate, play card games, and
(30:09):
have good combos with the peopleclosest to me.
Either I'm maturing or I'mreally going through it.
Maybe both.
SPEAKER_00 (30:16):
I mean, that's a
real thing.
Yes, it is.
You do like all of a sudden yourpriorities start to shift.
It's very strange.
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (30:24):
I do think that
didn't happen for me until maybe
COVID times, truly.
Cause I feel like we were allstill city living.
Yeah.
I think 25 is young.
SPEAKER_00 (30:34):
Yeah, no, 25 is
young.
But I feel like when I was inlike my late 20s, like I didn't
want to wait in line at a baranymore.
SPEAKER_02 (30:39):
True.
SPEAKER_00 (30:40):
True.
You know, like stuff like that.
I didn't want to go out likepast midnight or 1 a.m.
SPEAKER_02 (30:45):
Yeah.
All the time, you know.
Yeah, that's such a good point.
I feel like everyone can relateto that.
Yeah.
And especially if her star is soon the rise, like I feel like
her shot, her path tosuperstardom has been such just
like a steep upward climb.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (31:04):
If I were her, I'd
be like, I've got to like buckle
up and focus and take I know.
I feel like dance with the starstoo, like throttled her into
even more fame.
I I hope something good comes ofit for her.
Like I could see her being in amovie or something.
Totally.
SPEAKER_02 (31:19):
Yeah, same.
I know.
I wonder what she is gonna donext.
I feel like she she probably areshe's breaking it in for sure
already, but I could see a lotof brand deals.
I feel like she was so popularon TikTok, but if you didn't, if
you're not on TikTok, you didn'tknow her.
Like you might have heard thename.
Yeah.
But I definitely think Dancingwith the Stars, because you see
them every single week, yeah,opened her up to a whole new
(31:42):
audience.
Who do we think that Alex Earlwould be good with?
Hmm.
Like I feel like she's not, Idon't want her, I can't see her
with like a Robert Irwin.
Like he's almost too no, no, no,no, like pure.
SPEAKER_00 (31:57):
Yeah.
I feel like football player iskind of does seem like to kind
of fit for her.
I mean, someone like veryattractive.
SPEAKER_02 (32:03):
Yes, who's a really
good-looking football player
right now?
Who's single?
They're all wifed up.
They all get married whenthey're like 24.
I know.
I mean, I guess I can kind ofit's just all of them.
They all, I mean, a lot of themare southern.
SPEAKER_00 (32:15):
Oh, how about Joe
Barrow?
SPEAKER_02 (32:17):
Oh, that's it.
I love that.
That's it.
SPEAKER_00 (32:20):
Yeah.
Joe Barrow's so cute.
SPEAKER_02 (32:22):
No, wait, I would
love that.
Wait, I that needs to happen.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
That would be I wonder if he hasa girlfriend.
He does.
Olivia Pont Pontin.
Well, because it was it was kindof scandalous because he was
with a girl.
Yeah, another Olivia.
So two Olivia's back to back.
Yeah.
He was with that, was like hiscollege sweetheart, and people
(32:45):
didn't no one knew they werebroken up.
And then all of a sudden hishouse was broken into, and his
new girl was there and answeredthe 911 call or called 911.
So he's not marked down.
I mean, I think he's no, he'slike now confirmed with this
girl.
SPEAKER_00 (32:58):
I know, but like
they could break up.
SPEAKER_02 (33:00):
Oh, totally.
I mean, yeah, totally.
Joe Burrow and Alex Earl gettogether.
I hope they're gonna be.
Yeah.
Fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed.
Last but not least, just a quickupdate on one of our new
favorite people.
50 Cent is in the headlines.
Have you watched a little bit ofthe Diddy documentary?
SPEAKER_00 (33:20):
No, I've been on
Stranger Things.
SPEAKER_02 (33:22):
No, that's totally
fine.
I'm but I will say it's so good.
Gina's all on it.
She's texting me a bunch aboutit.
If you need just like anentertaining little, you know,
break in your day, just headover and see what 50's doing
because he is posting.
He is absolutely loving allthis.
I just doesn't give a fuck.
He is oh my god, I love, I lovea petty man.
(33:44):
It's it's awesome.
Yeah, and he just like owns it.
He just owns it, but for goodreason.
I mean, he's you know, takingdown like a terrible dude, or
he's trying to, so yeah, it'sfor the greater good.
But exactly he, for those whomay have missed it, he helped
produce the new docuseries onNetflix, Sean Combs The
Reckoning.
(34:05):
And the big question, which Ihad right away when I was
watching this, is there's a lot,it opens with a lot of intimate
behind-the-scenes footage.
It's Combs calling his lawyer,talking very intimately about
the trial.
It's the week he's gettingarrested in 2024.
You kind of think in thebeginning when you're watching
this, you're like, is thisproduced by Combs?
(34:25):
Like, is this him trying tocontrol his narrative?
No, it's produced by 50.
So the question is, how did theyget this footage?
So he's been asked about it alittle bit in the press.
He's keeping very tight-lipped.
He said, to be honest, like, I'mnot gonna reveal my sources, but
we did obtain it legally.
There's we absolutely got thisfootage legally.
(34:47):
He won't give the name of thefilmmaker, the person who's
actually like videoing becausehe wants to protect them.
So that's all he said.
But I guess Diddy's team, theday before it was set to be
released on Netflix, ordered acease and desist to Netflix to
not put it up.
Oh.
And said that everything wasobtained, everything was
obtained illegally.
And Netflix came out anddefended them and was like, no,
(35:09):
this is all totally legal andkosher.
So just confirming the fact thatDiddy did not know that this was
gonna come out and it totallyblindsided them.
SPEAKER_00 (35:18):
So basically, like
someone who Diddy thought was on
his team was filming him, andbut they like backstabbed it,
gave him to 50 cents.
SPEAKER_02 (35:26):
He hired a
videographer, and and that was a
big part of the conversation,too, of like, why would he hire
someone to be taping him?
But they made a good point.
That the director, I'm trying tofind her name because I okay,
Alexandra.
Stapleton.
So yeah, well, that's the bigquestion, right?
Of like, why would he hiresomeone to do this?
(35:47):
And Stapleton, who's like thedire who directed the
docuseries, was basicallysaying, like, I mean, this man
had a 10-year run on reality TV.
Like, he likes to be in front ofthe camera, he likes to control,
he wants to control hisnarrative.
So I'm sure he was doing this tobe able to cut it the way that
he wants to, to be able to lookhave it look favorably.
(36:09):
That's a risky game.
I know, I know.
So whoever filmed him obviouslylike went behind his back and
you know gave it to 50.
SPEAKER_00 (36:18):
Dude, that's karma.
SPEAKER_02 (36:19):
Yeah.
So it's just so crazy.
Like, I can't wait to get yourthoughts on it.
And I know, yeah.
Everyone, I'm telling you, it'sworth it.
It's four parts, it's reallyfascinating.
It's I think it just shows a lotabout like power and the amount
that this man was able to getaway with is pretty staggering.
SPEAKER_00 (36:40):
So yeah, I think I
can get Chris to watch it just
because 50 Cent produced.
SPEAKER_02 (36:44):
Oh, so good.
Yeah.
And he and in 50 Cent even saidhe was like, I mean, like he
said, I figure most journalistswouldn't disclose their sources.
So he said to the the GQinterviewer, you're a
journalist, right?
You're not gonna reveal yoursources, so why would you ask me
to reveal mine?
Yeah, but he said, look, youknow that when you're a part of
the culture, that things willcome to you faster.
(37:05):
But yeah, crazy stuff.
SPEAKER_00 (37:07):
Yeah.
Damn, I'm excited to watch it.
Me too.
Go fifty.
SPEAKER_02 (37:11):
Go fifty.
But anyway, that's all we havefor you today.
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