RECEIPT ROUND-UP EP. 18: A crappy baby shower on The Real Housewives of Miami, fake tears from mushroom murderer Erin Patterson, insane Denise Richards' divorce and plot holes on And Just Like That

🌴🍹THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Diapers and dead people

·      New Housewife Stephanie Shojaee is coming in hot

·      The gross diaper game at Julia and Martina's baby shower

·      Lisa sends Larsa a picture of her dead father in his coffin

·      Julia and Martina's microaggressions towards Guerdy

·      Lisa has a meltdown and flees the shower in tears

 

⚓BELOW DECK: Yacht-Chella

·      Caio the Bosun finally gets sacked

·      Kyle "The Scottish" is a Stage 5 Clinger

·      Solene and Jess start a boatmance

·      A group of strip club owners are awful guests

·      Fraser has to plan a $20,000 concert in 24 hours

·      Dissecting Fraser and Damo's hot tub kiss

 

👠AND JUST LIKE THAT: Let sleeping dogs lie

 

·      Aiden ships his problem child Wyatt off to wilderness camp

·      Kathy and Aiden have sex after Wyatt's airport debacle

·      Aiden arrives in New York and breaks Carrie's antique window

·      Why can't they find replacement glass in NYC?

·      Aiden confesses he slept with Kathy and Carrie's not bothered

·      A deep dive into Carrie's under reaction 

·      Is Aiden getting revenge for Carrie cheating on him with Big?

 

💍THE VALLEY: The Cruise From Hell

 

·      Janet and Kristin have a showdown on her engagement cruise

·      Janet calls Danny's drunken Halloween incident "sexual assault"

·      Luke's goes commando in a nautical-themed romper

·      Is Janet a secret Vanderpump Rules stalker?

·      Brittany spills the engagement tea to blabbermouth Jax

🌹ROSES AND 👎 THORNS

🌹🍄‍MURDER DOWN UNDER - MURDER BY MUSHROOM: Erin Patterson Found Guilty

 

·      Is this incident going to put people off mushrooms?

·      Did Erin try and poison her husband three times before?

·      Erin's interview with A Current Affair and her fake tears

·      Erin wasn't very good at covering her tracks

·      Scutter the Nutter is actually a femme fatale

 

👎💔DENISE RICHARDS AND HER WILD THINGS: Divorce blues 

 

·      Aaron Phypers files for divorce three days after separating

·      Aaron wants spousal support after shutting down his "wellness company"

·      A crazy breakdown of all of their extravagant monthly expenses

·      Denise exaggerates her Only Fans income

·      The couple's crazy living situation - a Malibu beach house and three townhouses

·      Aaron is being sued in two separate lawsuits for over $325,000

·      Does anyone actually know what Aaron did at his woo woo wellness company?

 

🌹🤠THE McBEE DYNASTY: Russian Roulette

·      Introducing the McBee brothers and their partners

·      Dad Steve Sr and his Russian love triangle

·      Steve Jr met girlfriend Calah on Joe Millionaire

·      Steve Sr is in trouble with the law and might go to jail

 

🌹👕TRAINWRECK: The Cult of American Apparel

 

·      American Apparel was the hottest indie brand in the 2000s

·      Former employee Johnny Makeup hilariously recalls his experience

·      Cult leader Dov Charney was charismatic and delulu

·      Screaming is not an effective management style

·      Dov's sexual misconduct and mismanagement lead to his demise

·       Dov starts Los Angeles Apparel and works with Kanye & Yeezy

 

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