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We are back and like
always, we have the craziest.
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The wildest.
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The most
unbelievable stories.
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That the internet
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has to offer.
Now here's the thing.
We don't know anything aboutthese anonymous stories.
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We haven't even read
them yet.
We
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haven't even read
them yet.
Okay, love.
The time is here.
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Yes.
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So, what's the
title?
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I've been accepting
these anonymous gifts and it's
not right on so many levels.
It's
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not right.
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We've got no clue
where these stories are headed.
So use your imagination andright along with us on So What's
the Type?
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Okay, okay.
Yes, we are.
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And the theories are prettyserious.
We get real, real creative.
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It's a guessing
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game.
It is a guessing game.
And it's going to keep you onyour toes.
It's going to put you on yourknees.
I'm
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sorry?
Beg him, please.
SPEAKER_00 (01:26):
It's going to put
you on your knees, sweetheart.
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Christian,
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please.
Oh, man.
This is suicidal after dark.
No.
Coming out 2025.
But no, but the truth is,actually, 2025, we are
releasing...
Our video podcast.
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We are.
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So we wanted you
guys to get familiar with our
voices first.
And we're going to go live withour video podcast.
So it's going to be awesome.
I'm definitely looking forwardto that.
So just, you know, FYI, justletting you guys know.
The fans.
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The fans.
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We love you guys.
So, honey, what's the title?
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Okay.
The title is Confession.
I've been accepting theseanonymous gifts, and it's not
right on so many levels.
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It's not right on so
many levels.
Okay.
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Sounds kind of scary
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to me.
It sounds a little different.
It sounds a little different.
Yeah.
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What could they be
accepting?
I
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don't know.
But one thing that I do know isthat when Pablo Escobar wanted
something done,
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he
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gave gifts.
And if it wasn't done, theywould disappear.
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Okay.
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So maybe it's
getting...
It's going to new levels wherelike now her life's in danger or
his life is in danger.
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Okay.
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You got me?
Maybe it's a political situationwhere some senator or governor
is like, yeah, well, you know,if you vote for me, you know,
I'll give you the contract forrebuilding the roads in your
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town or whatever.
Or, I don't know, something.
It could be so many things.
I mean, bribery is a real thingnowadays.
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With the Christmas,
Hanukkah season upon us, people
are sending gifts, right?
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Yeah.
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But what if
someone's grandmother's been
sending gifts to the wrongaddress because their
granddaughter moved from thereand she did not have the updated
address?
And so this new...
This man has been receiving allof these gifts from this random
grandmother and he feels reallyguilty about it because he could
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probably go to the post officeand say, hey, this needs to
reroute to the person that usedto live here.
I don't know their information,but can you figure it out?
Instead, he's just taking itall.
SPEAKER_00 (03:54):
Maybe the
grandmother is like super rich
and she's just sending likebooks filled with money.
And the guy's just getting allthis money.
He racked up like 25 bands.
And he's like, no, I'm not goingto let the post office know that
she doesn't live here anymore.
I'm taking all her money.
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Oh, my God.
And you know what?
That is not right on so many
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levels.
But then what does that have tosay about the grandmother and
the granddaughter?
They seriously don't have arelationship.
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I think that the
grandmother has an assistant
that does this for her.
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Oh, she's rich,
rich.
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She's rich,
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rich.
Okay, rich, rich grandma.
Mm-hmm.
Yo, shout out to my grandma.
I love you.
Mama Alicia.
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And shout out to my
beautiful grandma that passed
away just recently.
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May she rest in
peace.
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She was beautiful.
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Gorgeous.
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She was a badass.
She
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was always hitting
on me too.
So nice.
She had so much game.
I love it.
Grandma, beware.
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Love her forever.
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So what do you think
could be Bribery.
It's getting worse on differentlevels.
SPEAKER_01 (05:09):
You think it's
bribery?
I think so.
I mean, you know.
Paint the picture for me.
For us.
SPEAKER_00 (05:15):
Okay.
You know, I'm going to go downthe office route.
Okay.
I'm going to go down the officeroute because this happens all
the time.
Do it.
Yeah.
This guy is a big shot CEO.
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Okay.
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Okay.
Makes like, I don't know,$10billion a year.
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Oh,
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no.
Right?
And his assistant's been workingthere for the past 10 years.
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Okay.
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And she's about to
get promoted.
And the CEO's been hinting ather about this promotion.
But also kind of been expressinghimself to her like, hey,
listen, you know, I've had a fewcrushes on you throughout the
years.
And I want to start taking careof you.
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Like, I want you to be my.
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Like, he's going to
be her sugar
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daddy?
Yeah.
Like, I want you to be mine, myassistant and my assistant, if
you get what I'm saying.
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Oh, goodness.
You know?
Okay.
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So, like, he, you
know, he has all this money.
So, he bought her a new car andsaid it's a company car.
Started giving her money, like$1,000 every week.
You know what I'm saying?
Remember, this guy's loaded,super rich.
Started kind of like sending hermore often on company events,
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you know, through their jet.
SPEAKER_01 (06:37):
Is this like Fifty
Shades of Grey?
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Yeah, something's
going on here.
But the twist is, she's married.
UNKNOWN (06:44):
What?
SPEAKER_01 (06:44):
Okay.
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Yeah.
So she's like, I shouldn't bedoing this, but this guy's
really taking care of me and myfamily.
And the reason why I'm going tobe able to buy my husband gifts
this year is because of thismoney that he's been getting me.
And my husband really, really,really wants that PlayStation 5.
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Oh my goodness.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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She's doing it for
the family.
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She's doing it for
the family.
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That's a hustler
right there.
That's a real hustler.
SPEAKER_00 (07:14):
Honey, the fact that
you said that concerns me.
It concerns me a lot.
SPEAKER_01 (07:20):
Oh, goodness.
Don't be concerned.
SPEAKER_00 (07:24):
Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_01 (07:24):
Don't.
SPEAKER_00 (07:25):
No,
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no way.
SPEAKER_00 (07:27):
But that's a
scenario.
It could happen.
That's very true.
Yeah, it happens every day.
SPEAKER_01 (07:33):
Like what if they're
in an apartment building?
SPEAKER_00 (07:35):
Yeah.
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Okay.
And someone keeps dropping offInstacart orders.
But there's like, oh, likefinders keepers and they keep
grabbing it from people and nowtheir fridge and their pantry
and everything's full, but...
Ah, bendito to the person thatactually ordered it.
SPEAKER_00 (07:53):
Instacart?
Yo, shout out to Instacart.
You guys make our life wayeasier.
SPEAKER_01 (07:58):
Absolutely.
SPEAKER_00 (07:59):
Like, I mean, I
haven't gotten into like a
ShopRite or a Pathmark.
I mean, Pathmark, I think, ranout of business around here.
SPEAKER_01 (08:06):
Pathmark?
Who talks about Pathmark?
SPEAKER_00 (08:08):
Yo, Pathmark was the
truth.
Don't sleep.
Listen,
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you're showing
yourself, your true self saying
Pathmark.
SPEAKER_00 (08:14):
Pathmark?
You never went to Pathmarkbefore?
You
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are showing your
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true age with
Pathmark.
If you've never been to aPathwork, I mean, then you don't
know.
But like, the truth is...
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Clearly they're not
going to know if they never
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went.
But like, okay.
It's been a long time since I'vebeen to a supermarket and
Instacart is fantastic.
If you haven't used it, I thinkyou should use it because I
think it's great.
Gets things done.
You seriously don't rememberPathmark?
SPEAKER_01 (08:42):
It looks familiar,
but I'll be honest.
I've never stepped foot inside aPathmark.
What?
Never.
SPEAKER_00 (08:47):
I think they ran out
of business.
I think they ran out.
You think so?
Yeah, I think they did.
SPEAKER_01 (08:52):
But there's one in
Brooklyn.
SPEAKER_00 (08:55):
My point, they're
not in Jersey.
I think they ran out of businessin Jersey.
I think.
I think.
I could be wrong.
But the last Pathmark was inIrvington, and I think they
closed that one down.
SPEAKER_01 (09:05):
Oh, yeah.
In 2015, they had a Chapter 11bankruptcy.
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Yeah, there you go.
Anyways, what could it be?
Gifts,
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what gifts?
Okay, put yourself in thisperson's shoes.
What gifts would you receivethat is probably really wrong on
many levels for you to receive?
SPEAKER_00 (09:26):
Okay, maybe let's
turn the script around.
Maybe this person, it's like anolder woman in her 50s, 60s.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
And she is, and she promised,and she promised me a promotion.
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And she promised me a promotion.
Me?
Not me.
She didn't promise me apromotion.
My imaginary me, a promotion.
Allie, stop looking at me likethat.
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It's just that,
okay, continue.
SPEAKER_00 (10:02):
No, Ali, stop
judging me and stop looking at
me like this.
I would never.
SPEAKER_01 (10:07):
Keep
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telling me your
story.
All I'm saying, 56 years old,you know what I'm saying?
And she's like, man, you are thehottest thing I've ever seen.
Like, you are a delicious pieceof Colombian ass.
And you know what?
I might not be able to have you,but I'm going to cook for you
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every day because I see thatyou're getting really skinny.
So I'm going to bring food toyou, my boy, because I got to
take care of you.
I'm your sugar mama.
And you know what?
I'm going to cook for you everyday.
SPEAKER_01 (10:43):
What?
SPEAKER_00 (10:43):
Yeah.
So maybe she's just cooking forthe guy.
SPEAKER_01 (10:46):
Is this why you
don't bring lunch to work?
SPEAKER_00 (10:52):
Oh, man.
I don't bring lunch to workbecause I don't like carrying a
lunch thing.
SPEAKER_01 (10:59):
Why?
Is it because it's not cuteenough or it doesn't look like
it's from Mad Men or something?
SPEAKER_00 (11:04):
I'm not a fan of
bringing lunch to work.
I just don't like it.
Do you want it to be in a goldcasing
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or
SPEAKER_00 (11:11):
something?
It's not about the case.
I just don't like having tocarry something with me to work.
It's weird.
SPEAKER_01 (11:17):
What if it was a
vest that
SPEAKER_00 (11:19):
had all your lunch
packed in it?
No, I'm good.
And
SPEAKER_01 (11:23):
you can wear it
inside of your suit.
SPEAKER_00 (11:26):
Yeah.
And it's got
SPEAKER_01 (11:27):
cold packs in it.
SPEAKER_00 (11:28):
No, I'm okay.
Obviously, now I have somebodycooking for me every day, so I'm
good.
And it cooks.
I shouldn't be taking it, butyou know what?
It's so good.
The food is fantastic.
The other day, she made paella.
Oh, my God.
SPEAKER_01 (11:42):
Wait, so who are you
talking about?
SPEAKER_00 (11:44):
My imaginary story.
My point.
SPEAKER_01 (11:48):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00 (11:49):
No, I'm just
kidding.
That doesn't happen.
Sure.
But it does happen from time totime where, you know, people get
a little crazy.
Okay.
She's 60, you know?
SPEAKER_01 (12:00):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (12:02):
Yeah.
Trying to buy me lunch everyday.
That's a bribe.
I shouldn't really be taking it.
This
SPEAKER_01 (12:09):
is why you should be
taking your lunch to work.
SPEAKER_00 (12:12):
So that nobody else
buys me lunch
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or makes me
SPEAKER_00 (12:14):
full blown like...
SPEAKER_01 (12:17):
Okay.
There's something you're goingto have to tell me.
There's...
Because clearly...
Clearly you've been fed.
No,
SPEAKER_00 (12:23):
no, I have not been
fed.
SPEAKER_01 (12:25):
Multiple times.
SPEAKER_00 (12:26):
No, no,
SPEAKER_01 (12:27):
honey, no.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (12:29):
What else could it
SPEAKER_01 (12:30):
be?
I don't know.
UNKNOWN (12:32):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (12:32):
I mean.
SPEAKER_01 (12:33):
But thank you for
letting all of that out.
SPEAKER_00 (12:36):
Oh, you're very
welcome.
SPEAKER_01 (12:37):
Confessions with
Chris and
SPEAKER_00 (12:38):
Ali.
It's my imagination.
SPEAKER_01 (12:39):
Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_00 (12:40):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (12:40):
Sure.
SPEAKER_00 (12:41):
Ali, relax.
SPEAKER_01 (12:44):
Confession, I've
been accepting these anonymous
gifts and it's not right on manylevels.
It
SPEAKER_00 (12:50):
doesn't say anything
SPEAKER_01 (12:50):
about it's
SPEAKER_00 (12:51):
getting...
It's not right in many levels.
Okay.
Maybe the guy's a drug dealer.
Straight up.
Okay.
Sells tons of cocaine.
All right?
He's a full-blown drug dealer.
Okay?
Makes a lot of money everysingle day.
But doesn't...
He needed to find a new place tostash his drugs.
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Okay.
Okay?
And he knew someone and waslike, yo...
I could pay you like a thousanda week so you can let me put my
drugs in here.
But, you know, I just got tokeep it on the low because, you
know, the streets are hot andthey're looking for me.
So I got to put my drugssomewhere.
And yeah, now she's making allthis money off these drugs.
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And that's that.
SPEAKER_01 (13:43):
And she's storing it
in her kindergarten class.
UNKNOWN (13:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (13:47):
She's a teacher?
In
SPEAKER_01 (13:50):
my mind, she's a
kindergarten teacher.
SPEAKER_00 (13:51):
She's a kindergarten
teacher?
She's bringing the drugs toschool?
Why would she bring them toschool?
SPEAKER_01 (13:56):
Because it's the
most like...
SPEAKER_00 (13:57):
No, no.
You don't bring drugs to school.
Because it makes the
SPEAKER_01 (13:59):
story crazier.
SPEAKER_00 (14:00):
Oh, okay.
So she's bringing them toschool.
Just passing them around?
No, that's messed up.
She goes
SPEAKER_01 (14:05):
really early every
day
SPEAKER_00 (14:06):
to work.
That's terrible.
Maybe she's not taking them toschool, but she's definitely
like...
She probably broke like a woodenpiece...
In her house, like, you know,and then just attach it inside,
you know.
Okay, like on the floor orsomething?
Her wood floor, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (14:24):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (14:24):
Could happen.
SPEAKER_01 (14:26):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (14:27):
Happens all the
time.
SPEAKER_01 (14:28):
That and many things
happen all of the
SPEAKER_00 (14:31):
time.
Every day it happens.
SPEAKER_01 (14:33):
Every day?
Yeah.
I've been accepting theseanonymous gifts and it's not
right on so many levels.
SPEAKER_00 (14:40):
Anonymous, so she
doesn't even know where it's
coming from.
Yeah,
SPEAKER_01 (14:44):
he or she doesn't
know
SPEAKER_00 (14:45):
where it's coming
from.
Oh,
SPEAKER_01 (14:48):
that
SPEAKER_00 (14:49):
changes.
That changes.
That changes things.
SPEAKER_01 (14:51):
Almost every theory
we've had.
SPEAKER_00 (14:52):
Almost every theory
we've had is not right.
Oh, Lord.
SPEAKER_01 (14:59):
What if there's a
guy and he is going to the strip
club almost every night?
SPEAKER_00 (15:09):
Hey.
He's
SPEAKER_01 (15:13):
going to the strip
club almost every night.
Right.
And this is like weird stripclub where the, where the women
have like these masks on.
So you can't see their face.
Right.
And so this guy, Guy likes, Iguess, the way this one girl
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moves, her body, whatever it is,he can't see her face, her
butter face.
So he's getting lap dances nowfrom her, but she's giving them
for free now to him specificallybecause she feels like the vibe
is immaculate, right?
So he can tip her whatever hewants, but she's not charging
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anything extra for this.
But then here's the catch is,that when she speaks, he's like,
I recognize her voice fromsomewhere.
And so he thinks that he knowswho it is.
And it's really like notsomebody he should be getting
laughed at.
SPEAKER_00 (16:10):
Oh,
SPEAKER_01 (16:11):
I'm in
SPEAKER_00 (16:12):
love with a
stripper.
SPEAKER_01 (16:14):
That's a
SPEAKER_00 (16:17):
great song.
Okay, T-Pain.
Okay, so he knows who it is, butshe like...
SPEAKER_01 (16:23):
He has an inkling of
who it could be, but he doesn't
know, no.
SPEAKER_00 (16:27):
Oh, wow.
Interesting.
SPEAKER_01 (16:30):
Because, you know,
her name's like sugar.
SPEAKER_00 (16:32):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (16:34):
Or like oatmeal
cookie or something.
SPEAKER_00 (16:36):
Cookie.
SPEAKER_01 (16:37):
Cookie?
SPEAKER_00 (16:38):
Definitely cookie.
SPEAKER_01 (16:38):
Oatmeal cookie.
SPEAKER_00 (16:40):
Oh, yo, that's a
real stripper.
You know that?
I'm sorry?
Yeah.
Her name's oatmeal cookie.
Who?
I don't know.
I just made that up.
SPEAKER_01 (16:46):
Okay.
It's a theory to you.
We're going to have aconversation after this episode.
SPEAKER_00 (16:53):
Great.
SPEAKER_01 (16:55):
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
SPEAKER_00 (16:56):
Anyways.
Guys, everything that we sayhere is seriously just our
imaginations.
SPEAKER_01 (17:02):
Absolutely.
SPEAKER_00 (17:04):
Maybe.
Okay.
Maybe this particular womanworks at an office.
Okay.
Let's just say she works in anoffice or she works at a
factory.
Let's just say this woman worksat a factory and she's like the
head supervisor at a factory.
Okay.
She controls everything.
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And every day, she walks intoher office, gets into her
office.
She finds a$100 bill and a newpicture of a man completely
naked.
And in this picture, the guy'slike, I just want to let you
know what I look like and howmuch money I have.
And if you choose to be with me,you're going to be set for life.
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I know you're married, but Idon't really care.
SPEAKER_01 (17:52):
I love how in all
these scenarios, people are
married.
SPEAKER_00 (17:55):
Yeah, I mean, you
know.
SPEAKER_01 (17:56):
Because it just
makes it worse, right?
SPEAKER_00 (17:58):
It makes it worse.
SPEAKER_01 (17:59):
My guy into the
strip club wasn't married.
SPEAKER_00 (18:02):
Oh, well.
SPEAKER_01 (18:05):
Just to throw some,
what is it?
Like differences
SPEAKER_00 (18:11):
out there?
Yeah, and the guy, every, like,Once a week, it's just putting
money in her desk with a hornypicture of him completely naked.
She doesn't know who
SPEAKER_01 (18:20):
he is.
Does the picture not have hisface in it?
Is he like the headless
SPEAKER_00 (18:24):
horseman?
Maybe, yeah.
Maybe he fades his picture, likehis face.
Maybe he doesn't show his face.
Maybe the guy doesn't show hisface.
SPEAKER_01 (18:33):
He doesn't show his
face.
SPEAKER_00 (18:34):
Guy doesn't show his
face.
The guy does not show his face.
And he brings...
He puts a picture...
Every day or every other day orat least once a week at her desk
and puts money and says, I justwant you to know what my body
looks like and know that this ishow I get when I think about
you, sweetheart.
SPEAKER_01 (18:53):
Do you know who I
keep imagining this person
being?
SPEAKER_00 (18:55):
Who?
SPEAKER_01 (18:56):
Kevin.
SPEAKER_00 (18:57):
Kevin.
So you think that he looks likeKevin from The Office.
That's terrible.
Can you imagine that?
SPEAKER_01 (19:08):
I did.
SPEAKER_00 (19:09):
Oh my
SPEAKER_01 (19:10):
goodness.
I think it's time for us to findout what these anonymous gifts
are.
SPEAKER_00 (19:15):
Yeah, I think it's
time.
SPEAKER_01 (19:16):
To see if it's
really messed up on so many
levels.
Because you know some peopleexaggerate.
SPEAKER_00 (19:20):
Some people
exaggerate.
SPEAKER_01 (19:22):
Some people really
exaggerate.
Some people really exaggerate.
Like, man, those are justcoupons from a magazine.
It's not wrong on so manylevels.
SPEAKER_00 (19:30):
Yeah, no, that's,
yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (19:32):
So are we ready?
SPEAKER_00 (19:34):
Yeah, I think we're
ready.
Okay.
We're definitely ready.
SPEAKER_01 (19:38):
I
SPEAKER_00 (19:39):
do
SPEAKER_01 (19:39):
it.
SPEAKER_00 (19:40):
All right.
So this is a part of the show.
This is the part of the showthat we handed over to Allie to
read us the story.
Allie, take it away.
SPEAKER_01 (19:52):
Okay.
I've been sitting on this for awhile, and I'm not sure if I
should be scared or just weirdlyflattered.
For the past three months, I'vebeen getting these random
deliveries of lingerie.
Beautiful, expensive stuff.
The kind I'd never buy formyself.
They have colors that complimentmy skin and they're my perfect
(20:14):
size.
At first, I just assumed it wasfrom my husband.
He knows I love lingerie and Ifigured he was just being
thoughtful, maybe surprising mewith something new.
So every time I wore one for myhusband, it all goes very, very
well.
It's an unspoken kind of playfulthing and I love it.
(20:35):
I asked my husband last monthwhere he got me this lingerie I
was wearing.
He said he didn't, and Iprobably forgot that I bought it
since I shop so much.
I kept quiet.
The next one came in and I woreit for him.
I'm flattered, but it felt wrongbecause it's not from him.
(20:55):
Now, just a couple of days ago,I got a box that changed
everything.
The lingerie was stunning, butinside with the lingerie, Whoa.
What?
Nah.
I'm gonna tell my husband.
(21:31):
But I started thinking, should Ihave my husband play along with
me so we can collect thesebeautiful boxes of lingerie and
resell them?
Or put an end to all of this?
I probably should put an end toall of it, but was just thinking
if it can make us some money,why not?
What?
SPEAKER_00 (21:52):
What?
Listen, times are rough.
Clearly.
No, but you know what?
Okay, first of all, the factthat she had to really ask
herself if she should keep doingthis and bringing the husband
and see.
That's a little weird.
I mean, me, if somebody else wasbuying you lingerie, I'm going
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to call the mail, carrier, UPS,FedEx.
I don't care.
I'm going to figure out whereit's coming from.
I'm going to track it.
SPEAKER_01 (22:21):
I'm
SPEAKER_00 (22:22):
going to find out
who is sending me or sending you
lingerie because that isdisrespectful.
Yes.
Number one.
However, this particular younglady did not care about this.
And yeah, shame on you.
But then again, you know...
SPEAKER_01 (22:41):
You know, in her
defense, she said the first
couple, she thought it was likea playful thing where her
husband got it for her.
She didn't mention it because heloves to do surprises or gifts
or whatever.
So she just wore it for him andhe loved it.
She said it went very, verywell.
So, you know, I could see howshe like...
(23:02):
Thought it was kind of like anew cool thing that they were
doing, which is kind of sexy.
It
SPEAKER_00 (23:07):
is sexy.
You know?
For sure.
SPEAKER_01 (23:09):
But then finding out
that...
SPEAKER_00 (23:12):
He's
SPEAKER_01 (23:12):
telling her, no,
sweetie, you probably bought it
because you're a shopaholic.
SPEAKER_00 (23:16):
Yeah, I didn't buy
that for you.
Can you...
That's...
Oh, my God.
That's...
That's wild.
That is wild because now she...
Think about this.
All the nights she had with herhusband and thinking that her
husband.
So first of all, first of all,so this is a clear
representation and a clearexample to all to other men out
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there.
You want to get your woman to tofeel good and you want to have a
good time.
Buy her some lingerie.
SPEAKER_01 (23:48):
Yeah.
Right, so Randall isn't doing itfor you.
SPEAKER_00 (23:50):
Yeah, exactly.
So your neighbor clearly isn'tdoing it for you because your
neighbor, it's a neighbor.
SPEAKER_01 (23:55):
Why would she think
it's a neighbor?
SPEAKER_00 (23:57):
Because, I mean,
it's being shipped to her house.
SPEAKER_01 (24:00):
Well, no, I think
she was thinking that because of
the key.
SPEAKER_00 (24:03):
Yeah, my point.
SPEAKER_01 (24:04):
But what if it's
like an ex's key?
SPEAKER_00 (24:07):
An ex's key?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (24:08):
Like she doesn't
know that.
SPEAKER_00 (24:11):
Damn.
Yeah, that's true.
That could be an ex's key.
SPEAKER_01 (24:14):
But then I said,
when he's not there on Monday
nights, which I guess soundslike it's
SPEAKER_00 (24:17):
neighbor-ish.
That's what I'm saying.
It might be a neighbor or astalker or the ex knows her
schedule.
That's crazy.
That's
SPEAKER_01 (24:27):
really scary.
That is really scary.
But hold up, her trying to sellhim?
They must be really nice.
And the packages must be reallynice.
SPEAKER_00 (24:33):
Who makes good
lingerie?
Victoria's Secret, obviously.
SPEAKER_01 (24:36):
victoria's i mean
you know savage fancy
SPEAKER_00 (24:39):
savage does great
good job yeah i know it's very
pretty you wear it it's so
SPEAKER_01 (24:44):
good christian
SPEAKER_00 (24:45):
it is no it's sexy
SPEAKER_01 (24:47):
it's nice it's very
SPEAKER_00 (24:48):
nice so sexy good
job good job
SPEAKER_01 (24:51):
um i mean there's
there's so many other ones but i
must just i'm just thinking likethe packaging just has to be
immaculate for her to want to goon IG live and be selling these,
this lingerie.
That's only her size.
SPEAKER_00 (25:06):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's funny.
SPEAKER_01 (25:08):
Oh wait, but it's
her perfect size.
SPEAKER_00 (25:10):
It's her size.
SPEAKER_01 (25:11):
Like, so, okay.
So it, I mean, I'm, I'm tornbetween a neighbor and an ex.
SPEAKER_00 (25:18):
An ex or neighbor,
one or the other, but somebody,
somebody is getting your woman'sattention by giving her
lingerie.
And that's a big hell no, myboy.
SPEAKER_01 (25:26):
Do you think that
he's like a peeping Tom and he
can see?
From an angle when she's got iton and doing her show for her
husband.
SPEAKER_00 (25:35):
Maybe.
SPEAKER_01 (25:35):
So he doesn't go to
the strip
SPEAKER_00 (25:37):
club anymore.
Maybe, that's weird.
So then, let's say she doesn'tgo to the strip club anymore?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (25:42):
He doesn't
SPEAKER_00 (25:43):
go to, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (25:45):
I made him the guy
from my other story,
SPEAKER_00 (25:47):
my
SPEAKER_01 (25:47):
theory.
SPEAKER_00 (25:49):
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (25:51):
But that's not it.
That's not it.
SPEAKER_00 (25:53):
It's not associated.
It's not, no, no.
But, I mean...
It's just weird.
To understand the story is weirdbecause, like, what do you do?
Does she tell the husband?
What do you tell me?
Me?
SPEAKER_01 (26:06):
Yeah.
You need to answer thatquestion.
SPEAKER_00 (26:09):
No, I know you would
tell me.
SPEAKER_01 (26:10):
Okay,
SPEAKER_00 (26:11):
so there you go.
But, like, if you were her inthe story, like, what do you
tell me?
SPEAKER_01 (26:14):
I would have told
you since the first one.
No, no, no.
Yeah, but what?
No, because I would have beencurious.
We're like, wait, where'd youget this from?
This is so nice.
SPEAKER_00 (26:22):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (26:23):
I would have been
hammering, be like, where'd you
get it from?
Because I want more.
I need to find out where
SPEAKER_00 (26:28):
you got it.
But hold on.
Okay, I get that.
But honey, you get things sentto you all the time.
This is true.
Like to Motto and to Tryon andthis and that.
Yo, let me find out.
The people that are sending youstuff are sick bastards.
I'll smack them.
SPEAKER_01 (26:42):
Smack them.
All of them.
I don't think any of them are,but.
SPEAKER_00 (26:48):
Wait, what do you
mean you don't think?
SPEAKER_01 (26:50):
I don't think any of
them are.
SPEAKER_00 (26:51):
Oh, yeah?
SPEAKER_01 (26:52):
I think they're all
companies.
SPEAKER_00 (26:53):
Oh, okay.
Fortune 500s, we like you guys.
SPEAKER_01 (27:00):
Calm down there,
SPEAKER_00 (27:01):
Colombiano.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Colombian Zeus.
SPEAKER_01 (27:04):
Colombian Zeus.
SPEAKER_00 (27:06):
Will be my beer
brand.
It's coming out soon.
SPEAKER_01 (27:08):
I love that.
I know, y'all.
I came up with that name.
SPEAKER_00 (27:11):
No, she didn't.
Yes, I did.
Yes, she did.
SPEAKER_01 (27:14):
Yes, I
SPEAKER_00 (27:14):
did.
You did.
Yeah.
Do you think she's going to tellthe husband?
SPEAKER_01 (27:18):
I don't know.
She sounds like she was askingfor advice.
So I hope that the people thatsaw this post, I think it's a
post, that they send her goodadvice and tell her to make a
lot of money off of it and keepreceiving the gifts.
SPEAKER_00 (27:34):
I'm joking.
How about if she turns into someInstagram lingerie model?
And uses all this lingerie tobecome famous.
SPEAKER_01 (27:45):
Because now she has
SPEAKER_00 (27:46):
product to model.
And like the best product atthat.
Now she's getting paidresiduals.
SPEAKER_01 (27:52):
So that's how she
plays that whoever's sending it
to her.
SPEAKER_00 (27:55):
Yeah.
That's a little crazy.
SPEAKER_01 (27:58):
But then they're
probably getting a kick out of
it because they see it online.
SPEAKER_00 (28:01):
Wow.
Win-win for everyone.
SPEAKER_01 (28:04):
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
SPEAKER_00 (28:10):
This is a good
story.
This is fun.
What do you rate
SPEAKER_01 (28:12):
it?
This is crazy.
SPEAKER_00 (28:13):
What do you rate the
story?
SPEAKER_01 (28:14):
I'm really curious
to where her lingerie is from.
SPEAKER_00 (28:17):
Yeah, me too.
I mean, what other lingeriecompanies are out there?
SPEAKER_01 (28:21):
There's different
ones, but...
SPEAKER_00 (28:23):
I mean, I only know
Savage Fenty and Victoria's
Secret.
SPEAKER_01 (28:26):
There's more.
It's just, you know...
There's more.
SPEAKER_00 (28:30):
I mean, I know
Calvin Klein makes lingerie,
right?
SPEAKER_01 (28:33):
What?
SPEAKER_00 (28:33):
Calvin Klein?
They don't make lingerie?
SPEAKER_01 (28:35):
I've never.
I mean, maybe they...
I know they do underwear, butI've never
SPEAKER_00 (28:39):
seen them do
lingerie.
They don't do lingerie.
SPEAKER_01 (28:42):
No.
Would it be called Kinky Klein?
SPEAKER_00 (28:46):
Yeah, Fashion Nova.
They make
SPEAKER_01 (28:48):
lingerie.
Yeah, but we know.
She said this was high-end.
SPEAKER_00 (28:51):
Oh, yeah.
Hey, hey.
SPEAKER_01 (28:54):
Hey, hey.
She said it was high-end.
It's not Fashion
SPEAKER_00 (28:58):
Nova.
Okay, all right.
SPEAKER_01 (28:59):
We like some of
their stuff, but it's not them.
SPEAKER_00 (29:03):
It's not Fashion
Nova.
Okay.
Maybe it was something reallynice from Forever 21 or Lord&
Taylor or Nordstrom.
SPEAKER_01 (29:14):
I could tell that
you're a man.
I
SPEAKER_00 (29:18):
only go to one store
for lingerie, and that is
Victoria's Secret.
Because they've been doing itforever and they do it right.
SPEAKER_01 (29:25):
And now they do it
for plus, somewhat plus.
SPEAKER_00 (29:28):
Yeah, they do it for
plus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (29:30):
You'll find it
online.
SPEAKER_00 (29:31):
Online, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (29:34):
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I rate the story.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to rate it like a 7.5.
Yeah,
SPEAKER_00 (29:41):
I'm with you.
I'm going to rate it like a 7.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm going to rate it a 7.
Mm-hmm.
I think we were somewhat close,but not so close.
SPEAKER_01 (29:52):
Were we?
Not so close.
You kept bringing up an officesetting.
SPEAKER_00 (29:56):
Yeah.
I mean, I figured it was anoffice setting because why not,
right?
SPEAKER_01 (30:00):
Kevin from the
office was sending nudes to
somebody with a$100 bill.
SPEAKER_00 (30:05):
My six-year-old boss
is making me full-blown dinners
and lunches for work, bringingto me.
That was
SPEAKER_01 (30:10):
a surprise to me,
SPEAKER_00 (30:11):
too.
Yeah, no, absolutely not.
But, yeah, no, great story.
Good job.
I like it.
UNKNOWN (30:20):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (30:21):
Love it.
SPEAKER_00 (30:22):
Love it.
SPEAKER_01 (30:24):
And that's a wrap
for today's show.
As always, we've got no ideawhere these stories are headed,
but discovering them with youhas been fun.
SPEAKER_00 (30:33):
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SPEAKER_01 (30:43):
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UNKNOWN (30:52):
Thank you.