So You Want To Be A Hero

So You Want To Be A Hero

A real play DnD Podcast where 5 friends said fuck it and pressed record. Follow us on social media @herocast_atx Featuring: Emily Robinson John Garza Laus Weindel Davis McQueen Brad Silman

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October 5, 2023 14 mins

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So You Want To Be A Hero - Episode 0 : A Warm Welcome. 

A little preview of ‘So You Want To Be A Hero.’ Meet the players, the characters, the world, and the silliness and fun that comes along. 

Brad Silman - The Dungeon Master
Emily Robinson - Trevor Varvatos
John Garza - Sparrow Softwind
Laus Weindel - Lucius ‘Forte’ Black
Davis McQueen - Tango Honeypot

The game takes place in Arroria, a contin...

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Ep.2

So You Want to Be a Hero

Rule 2:Participate in Local Politics

Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes 

Forte tries to use his words and digs himself and Sparrow into deeper trouble with the mob. Trever gets to know a local city official. Sparrow learns about a heroic opportunity. Tango and Forte officially join To Be Determined, and the newly expanded merry band of heroes begin investigating the dis...

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October 12, 2023 109 mins

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Ep.1

So You Want to Be a Hero

Episode 1: Eat Your Oranges

Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes 

Trevor Varvatos and Sparrow Softwind arrive in Tarin. Lucius "Forte" black gets lost in memories. Tango Honeypot makes a surprising friend and a whole boatload of enemies. Trevor cleans up the streets of Tarin, while Forte and Sparrow find themselves stuck holding the bag when the Broken Bells com...

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So You Want to Be a Hero

Episode 3: Start the Day With a Healthy Breakfast


Content warning: controversial musical opinions, sound of cat coughing up a hairball (35:10), violence, mature language, sexual themes


Tango has a disquieting dream. Trevor shows off his oatmeal prowess, while Forte and Sparrow experience the highs and lows of haute cuisine. The merry band of heroes devise a plan to distract the Meats &a...

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November 9, 2023 93 mins

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Rule 4: Source Your Own Meat

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To Be Determined faces off against the Keeper and learns the butcher shop’s dirty secret. Trevor refines his recruitment pitch. Forte weaponizes his charisma. Our heroes try to decide what justice looks like within a corrupt system. Also, arson.


Our Dungeon Master is Brad Silman
Lucius "Forte" Black is played by Lau...

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November 23, 2023 74 mins

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So You Want to Be a Hero

Rule 5: Look Before You Leap


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Our Merry Band of Heroes returns to the Axe and Skull with the butcher in tow to fill Sog in on their new plan. Sog contemplates the moral and existential implications of war, capitalism, identity, and sweet potatoes. Forte speaks his mind and reveals more than he intended. Sparrow meets a kindred sp...

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So You Want to Be a Hero

Rule 6: It’s Not the Size of the Weapon, It’s How You Use It

Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, grief

Forte is in a mysterious void. Or dire peril. Or both. Trevor tries to soothe his sore heart by throwing himself into his work. Sparrow leads TBD, with new honorary member Sog, to the scene of the crime. Sog confronts his fears, and Tango tries out everyone else’s...

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December 21, 2023 136 mins

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So You Want to Be a Hero

Interlude 1: A Red Pantheon's Embrace Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes 

A long time ago, when most of our Merry Band of Heroes was but a twinkle in the Goddess Esneas’s eye, five best friends spent the winter holiday break together at the Institute of Inspiration. Left virtually unattended by the school faculty, these carefree students anticipated a few days of misc...

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January 4, 2024 79 mins

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So You Want to Be a Hero

Rule 7: Watch Out For Spiders

Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, grief

Forte, also known as TRN-009, grapples with the loss of his memories, teetering on the brink of forgetfulness. As he faces the impending void, his consciousness clings to the cherished memories of his late wife, Julia. Meanwhile, the remaining members of TBD find themselves thrust int...

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January 18, 2024 76 mins

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Rule 8: Watch Out For *PSYCHIC* Spiders

Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, grief

Our Merry Band of Heroes find themselves buried in their work. TRN009 struggles to come to grips with the past few…days? Weeks? And in the midst of all this chaos, The group is rocked by a sudden-yet-inevitable betrayal. 


Our Dungeon Master is Brad Silman

Lucius "For...

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January 30, 2024 82 mins

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So You Want to Be a Hero

Rule 9: Rats Are Your Friends


Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes 


Trevor befriends Herbert, but the tension between him and Sparrow continues to rise. Our weary band of heroes get some much-needed rest, and Tango has a dream that’s too hot to handle.  Someone from Tango’s past briefly but impactfully resurfaces. Sparrow worries that the experiments performed on Cl...

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February 15, 2024 68 mins

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So You Want to Be a Hero

Rule 10 : Names Can Be Deceiving

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Trevor befriends Herbert, but the tension between him and Sparrow continues to rise. Our weary band of heroes get some much-needed rest, and Tango has a dream that’s too hot to handle.  Someone from Tango’s past briefly but impactfully resurfaces. Sparrow worries that the experiments performed on Clar...

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February 29, 2024 83 mins

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So You Want to Be a Hero

Rule 11 : Enjoy the Amusebouche

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 Join Tango and Trevor as they serendipitously meet the delightful Geographer, Elara Stonebridge. Tango's discovery about his missing friend R0B1N adds a touch of mystery, while Forte finds a new home with the Order of the Broken Bells. Seeking a bit of relaxation, our friends find solace at the A...

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March 14, 2024 103 mins

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So You Want to Be a Hero

Rule 12: Not All Rats Are Your Friends

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Our Merry Band of Heroes receive a mission from Captain Aldin de Armos of the Moonlight Sentinels: find and retrieve the two guardsmen who disappeared while investigating the missing people of Lower Tarin. Sparrow discloses a little more about her past. Forte invents germophobia before the discovery ...

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Rule 13 : Consider Carefully Before Conspiring

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In this thrilling episode, our team embarks on a covert mission at the prestigious Eternal Harvest Gala, tasked with uncovering clues about the mysterious disappearance of Ingelram. Forte and Trevor find themselves entrusted with a crucial assignment, while the rest of the group navigates the la...

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Rule 14 : When You've Got the Tough, You've Got the Power.

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 In this episode, the Heroing group of "To Be Determine" and their Bard... arrive at the day of the Eternal Harvest Festival. They get their fortunes told, travel through a maze of wonderment, and get a personal meeting with the Hero Forge's Elected Official,...

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Ep. 15


So You Want to Be a Hero

Rule 15: When There’s a Waltz, Be a Tango


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The Harvest Gala is finally here, and our Merry Band of Heroes (and their bard) are finishing their preparations and finalizing their plans. Trevor seeks advice about mingling with the upper-crust of Tarin, and then tries his hand at being an inspiring leader. Sparrow gives Fo...

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Rule 16: Remember H.O.R.S.E. Heroes Obligingly Ride Support Equus


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Forte delivers a show-stopping performance and simultaneously uncovers the dark intentions of Libra. Meanwhile, the Merry Band of Heroes finds themselves facing off against corrupt elected officials as they strive to protect the citizens of Tarin.  Sparrow takes o...

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Rule 17 : Friendship is the Best Defense!

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After the great battle in the Great Hall, our band of heros known as To Be Determined make their way through Tarin. Finding Zombies, Wizards, Demons, and Familiar Faces the group heads through ruined city to try and destroy the Chaos Gem.  Making their way to the Hero Forge where th...

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Rule 18: Buildings Don't Make a City; The People Do.

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The Group and their Bard get a chance to learn more about the Gem that destroyed half of Tarin. Learning a little bit more about the true intentions of Libra. Some might see a city for the buildings that are there but the true heart of the city is the people that ma...

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