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A velvet-voiced stranger silences La Mirage, a jeweled hand throws real mud, and a bride vanishes into a storm—this finale doesn’t blink. We open on Dominique commanding the room, then watch her stride into Blake’s office with details he doesn’t want to hear about the Villa Marini and Rashid Ahmed. The twist lands with a smile: she’s a Carrington, or close enough to rattle the family crest. That single revelation reframes the power map in Denver and sets the tone for what’s coming next.<br><br>Meanwhile, Sammy Jo turns chaos into leverage, pushing for full custody of Danny while cozying up to Adam in the gym. Steven’s fuse burns fast; one taunt about “help” raising his son and he snaps, proving the Carrington temper is a plot device all its own. Across the chessboard, Kirby arrives with a pistol and leaves with a ticket to Paris because Alexis turns a crisis into a negotiation before the tea cools. Adam swallows the humiliation and falls into Sammy Jo’s script—because in this house, rebounds are a sport.<br><br>Blake’s empire buckles as the bank forecloses and Dex saunters in with a lowball bid for the Not Broncos. Krystal offers faith and fight in equal measure, but the math doesn’t care about monologues. Then the two set pieces hit: a spa-side quip from Alexis about Krystal’s baby earns a faceful of mud, and Fallon’s wedding tilts into nightmare—headband off, vision blurring, guests packed shoulder to shoulder as she slips out, jumps in the car, and vanishes into the rain. Inside, detectives slap cuffs on Alexis over a six-figure check tied to Mark Jennings, and Dex can only watch as diamonds meet holding cell fluorescents. Outside, headlights, roadwork, and a truck fill the frame as the screen cuts to black.<br><br>We’re talking new power players, custody brinkmanship, foreclosures, reconciliations, and a cliffhanger that begs for theories. Hit play, subscribe if you’re new, and tell us: whose move changed the game the most—Dominique’s reveal, Fallon’s flight, or the bank’s hammer? If you loved the ride, share the show and drop a review so more die-hard soap fans can find us.

Episode Transcript

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So whether you're new to this orto this, back and enjoy time.

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Today we get to feast on thefantastic finale of season four
Dynasty.
I'm already excited.
I don't even know what's goingto happen.
I was sitting up thinking, like,what else could there be?
There's not really a lot ofholes in this season's story.
There's not a lot going on, butI already know it's gonna be a
good time, especially with thebuzzer beater entrance of Sammy

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Joe making her triumphantreturn.
I'm so glad she's back.
And Deborah Rowe.
By the way, I finally figuredout why that name sounded so
familiar to me.
That's Blanche's last name onthe Golden Girls, right?
It's either Dev, I might bethinking wrong, Deborah Row or
Deborah Row.
I can't really tell what they'resaying.

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Either way, I'm kind ofinterested to see who the hell
she is and what she wants.
She looks fabulous.
Let's just let me just put thatout there.
She looks fantastic, but I'mlike, what does she want and who
does she want?
I'm still kind of banking on theRashida Med.
That's what I was thinking.
With all that's going on, shemust have seen something on the
news and decided to pop up.
Rashida Med is my first guess.

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Last episode, Falcon Crest.
I hope you guys enjoyed it.
I had a blast.
I'm sticking to what I said.
That was the best finale of allthe shows I've seen thus far.
Was not ever in my wildest dreamexpecting anything to come
between Chase and Maggie, butthey both, oh Connie Giannini, I

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didn't really expect her to beon the last episode.
But I did not see Maggie andRichard ever having anything
going on.
But I I do like it.
Sorry, I like it.
Want a shout out to one of oursoap fiends in Oregon.
Gave me some really tea on someof these shows.
I am so enjoying this.
Um I'm gonna go specificallyabout Falcon Crest, and there's

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a little bit about Dynasty, butwe'll talk about that later.
It says Barbara Stanwyck was theoriginal actress considered for
the role of Angela Channing.
I looked her up and I feel likeI've seen her in a few things.
Miss Chanwick decided, orStanwick, excuse me, decided it
wasn't really right for her.
So she called up.
She's like, why don't y'allreach out to my homegirl, Jane?
I can't picture anybody else asAngela Channing.

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I just can't.
She's she is her 100%.
Okay, but it says we shouldexpect Miss Stanwick to be on
the dynasty spin-off, theColby's.
Okay, that's another thing.
I've been anticipating theColby's.
At some point in the season, Isort of forgot about it.
As far as we knew, it was justJeff and Cecil.

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But you know, this is this issoaps.
Relatives always come out of thewoodworks, I suppose.
Jeff has a mom.
We've never really talked aboutthat, but I don't think her last
name will be Colby.
Who knows?
I am looking forward to thathappening.
That's gotta be pretty soon,though, because we're already at
1984, 1985.
That's gotta be coming up reallysoon.
Sammy Joe, aka Heather Lockleer,auditioned for the role of Vicky

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Giaberdi.
I am so happy that that did notgo through.
I'm afraid to even think of whather career would be if she had
gotten that role.
Maybe she would have spiced itup a little bit.
It's I blame it on the writing.
I can't remember who the actressis who played Vicky.
Matter of fact, I couldn'tremember Vicki's name.
I made mention of Cole's littlesister a couple episodes ago.

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I couldn't remember her name.
I don't think these shows dothese young actresses any
justice.
I'm thinking of Lucy as I saythis.
They don't really know what todo with them if they're not
dating an older man or pregnant.
They just sort of throw thesejust inconsequential storylines
at them, and we're, I mean, theonly exception I can think of is
Diana.
Although Diana is a teenager,they wrote her with intention.

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You know what I'm saying?
Every time she's on screen,you're you're still drawn to
her.
Yes, she's a pain in the butt.
Yes, she gets on my nerves alot.
She's been pretty pleasant forthe most of this season, but her
stories really do pull you in.
Like you want, you kind of Idon't want to know what's going
on her all the time, but if acouple of episodes are about
her, I'm interested.
She's she's written very well.

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Whereas the other girls, itfeels like they don't really
know what to do with them.
So they send them off towherever.
Where is Vicky?
Vicky's in New York orsomething, being a dancer, if I
remember right.
Yeah.
Okay, so Susan Sullivan, thelady who plays Maggie,
originally turned down the partof Maggie because she was afraid
the character would beone-dimensional.

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Once producers convinced herthat the character would be
well-rounded, interesting, andhave a significant storyline,
she took the role.
Here's what I'll say about that.
Thank you, Organ.
I've seen Susan Sullivan overthe years in a few different
things.
I didn't exactly know her name,but I knew her face, I know her
tone.
Very classy woman, verybeautiful, pretty good actress,

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but she's very much typecast.
Is at least from the things I'veseen her in.
I feel like she was in anotherlike sitcom.
She's in my best friend'swedding as Cameron Diaz's mom.
And as Vicky, excuse me, asMaggie Gioberdi.
I mean, she's think about it.
Maggie has lots of interestingthings happen to her, yes.

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But is she interesting?
No, not really.
I I think by making her awriter, that opened the door for
her to be a reporter, which isinteresting because she can
investigate things, making her acreative screenwriter so she
can, you know, get entangledwith this man.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not, you're not reallyfollowing Maggie for Maggie's

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sake.
She just happens to have aninteresting career, and that
brings in more of her storyline.
This season, of course, theythrew in her mother and her
father and her being adopted,but even then, that didn't
really turn out to be nothing atall.
But I could totally understandher reading the first season
script and thinking, well, Imean, this is kind of boring.

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But also, but also, I I've neverseen her out.
She's Maggie on Falcon Crest.
She's the exact same person ineverything I've ever seen her
in.
Not that that's a bad thing, butyeah.
I wonder what what exactly theypromised specifically, like, oh,
Maggie's gonna dig up some dirton da-da-da-da.

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Who knows?
One more little tidbit I thoughtwas really interesting because
there's a lot about Dynasty.
The guy who plays Adam, GordonThomas.
Adam is supposed to be 25 yearsold, but Gordon was 37 when he
was cast on Dynasty.
I'm not mad at it.
He looks, I guess I've neverreally thought about his age.
I do vaguely remember when hisname was still Michael from

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Billings.
They mentioned that it was 25years ago, but I hadn't really
thought about that since becausein my mind they have shuffled
around Steven and Fallon's age.
I could have sworn Fallon wasthe older sister, season one.
I've never actually gone back tocheck, but it's irrelevant.
He's been a wonderful additionto the show.
I'm glad they let him take therole.
And I'm actually glad he's alittle bit older with a little

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more experience under his beltbecause he he toes that line of
I'm gonna snap, I'm gonna be thesuper villain, but you still
kind of want to cheer for Adambecause you can tell he's
trying.
Let's see if he tries it on thisepisode.
I'm gonna go ahead and watch thewhole thing, and then I'm gonna
come back and let y'all know howdelightful it was.

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So go ahead and pour yourself upsomething bubbly and bright.
I'm gonna repeat my rose becausethere still ain't no stagger.
I can't believe it.
I had a whole plan at my mouthfixed.
Oh well, we'll see what happensnext time.
Settle in for season four,episode 27, Dynasty the

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Nightmare.
I'm trying my best, y'all.
I made it four minutes in.
Let me just start off by sayingthis.
I don't know if I've said thisenough.
Alexis is so beautiful.
Deborah is so beautiful.
These ladies are just stunning,first and foremost.

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Let's get that out of the way.
They are gorgeous, and I cantell just by looking at them.
Um, what's her name?
Is it Joan?
I always want to say JoanCrawford.
That is Joan, right?
I watched her sister'sdocumentary a long time ago, the
one who wrote Wright's book.
Can't remember her name.
So this must be Joan.
Joan Collins, pardon me.

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I can tell she has her ownmakeup artist.
I can tell.
It her lipstick is custom.
I've been clocking that for awhile.
Her whole look is very muchcurated.
I don't think it's somebody onthe show.
I think she has her own person.
I think she has her own personbecause I looked at pictures of
her recently and she's still gotit.
She is damn near a hundred yearsold.
I'm not even being funny.

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She's still put together.
So hell, maybe she got a newone.
That's neither here nor there.
These women are gorgeous.
When the show opens, you seeDeborah sitting at the piano,
tickling the ivories in thiswhite sequin outfit, and she is
singing.
It's not a show tune becauseit's slow.
She's singing this sort of slowballad.
And when I tell you the room isquiet, everyone is smiling and

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hypnotized, they are slowlysmoking cigarettes.
She's got the whole room in thepalm of her hands as she sings
this, but she's sort of lookinginto the camera.
And my first thought was, WasDiane Carroll a singer?
I know I said I watched LifetimeIntermittent Portrait.
I don't really remember.
So, okay.
I just looked it up.
It says she's an Americansinger, actress, and activist.

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I think back in the day, basedon her age and probably Joan
Collins, I need to see if shesings too.
Diane Carroll's born July 17,1935.
So let's say she started actingaround 20, she would have still
been under that studio system.
I know you're not supposed tolike that, but when I tell you
you were properly trained and Irespect that.

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It's like now when you go listento music, nobody has an AR.
They don't get developed likethey used to.
God, I sound old.
But you know what I mean.
There was a time where you wereworked with for a little bit, a
year or two before you went out.
I know K-pop is like that.
You you're kind of kept hiddenfor a little bit.

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You work night and day, day andnight, and then you debut your
talent before the world, but itis it's polished at that point.
And I think now we sort ofappreciate people just kind of
having that raw, you you know,you're on American Idol or
America's Got Talent, and wediscover this diamond in the
rough.
I like that, but I do appreciatethe polishness.
I didn't realize she sang likethat.

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I didn't realize she had likealbums.
That's interesting.
That's very interesting.
Anyway, she is using her musicaltalent to wow, woo, and pretty
much seduce all of La Mirage.
This must be the same night thatshe visited Alexis because
Alexis comes in and she stillgot on that golden black number,

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and she looks over and she seesthe whole room is sort of
staring at Deborah.
She's like, The look on her faceis like, mm-hmm, whatever.
She's cute or whatever.
She alright, she ate, she soundsright.
She ain't no Sinatra, she ain'tWhitney Houston, but she sounds
alright.
Alexis goes to the bar to have alittle smoky poo and a little
champagne.

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When Deborah is done, it'salmost like she sensed Alexis
coming in, I suppose.
So she walks over to the bar andwe learn her name.
Her name is Dominique, which Ilove that name.
I have a cousin named Dominique,but he's a boy, but I do know a
girl.
She's so cute, she's sobeautiful.
I love her.
So Dominique, not BlancheDepero.

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Now, the curious thing to me ishow in the heck did Alexis find
that information out so quicklywithout Google.
I don't think more Morgan hassays she's cussed him out at
least three times this season.
So he's definitely not workingfor her.
How did she how did she know whothat was?
Maybe she remembered?
I'm assuming that because Alexispoints her little cigarello at

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her and she's like, Dominique,she says Deborah Row very
Frenchly.
I had to put on the subtitlesDev of the Row.
And Miss Deborah Row says yes,not Lois Lane.
She's still mad about that.
She feels a way like you think Iwork for TMZ.

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Are you tripping right now,please?
Look at how fresh and fly I am.
Do I look like I report news?
So Alexis has learned a littlebit about her.
Apparently she had some homesand money, Carl, or whatever.
They keep going over how richthey are in European countries.
Alexis says, Well, why didn'tyou tell me who you were?
Davoro says, Maybe I felt a wayabout you not remembering me.

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So here's the thing.
Let's just be very blunt.
I don't see how you wouldn'tremember this super flat,
wealthy black lady paradingaround Europe.
She's definitely got an Americanaccent.
Transatlantic, but Americanaccent nonetheless.
She's dripping in fur.
So maybe she didn't look likethat back in the day.
I'm trying to figure out becauseshe said that to Fallon, too.

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She said something about Ithought you'd recognize me.
I don't know how that would be.
I don't know.
So maybe she worked for somebodyat some point.
I'm assuming that because itfeels like a come up.
No, no, no.
Actually, no, that can't beright because she she is acting
like she's been her.
She ain't acting like new money.

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I'm thinking about Sammy Joe.
I'm thinking about Crystal, howtimid they were with wealth.
This woman is quite comfortablebeing wealthy, but you would
know who she was then, right?
Let me shut up and finishwatching this, y'all.
Okay.
I'm gonna watch it.
I'm gonna chill till likehalfway through.
Okay, I got a little bit carriedaway.
I'm about 22, 23 minutes intothe episode, and so far, so very

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good.
Alexis asked the barkeep afterDeborah Sachets away, how long
is this woman booked here?
And the barkeep tells her thatMiss Deborah is booked
indefinitely.
Interesting.
What's more interesting is whywould the barkeeper know that?
Unless she told him personally,which I doubt.

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She doesn't seem like she'sfriendly with the staff like
that, but she has charmed anentire room of people.
If nothing else, they're like,Let me come hear this velvet
voice woman with this killerface card.
Meanwhile, at the mansion,Steven tells Blake that Sammy
Joe has an ulterior motive.
She's not here just visitingbaby Danny, baby Danny.

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She's here to snatch him up, andhe'll be damned if this lying,
cheating scoundrel of a womanhas anything to do with his
child going forward.
There's zero chance she's gonnaget this baby.
This really should be nipped inthe bud as soon as possible.
It is very unusual for the childto be taken away from their
mother.
However, I feel like in thiscircumstance, she's already

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given him up twice.
Probably not gonna give him backto her.
That's irrelevant though,because Sammy Joe is pissing
people off left and right.
Not in this scene in particular,but so far at 22 minutes, she
seems to be pissing everybodyoff.
The next time we see her, she islaid up in a bed.
She appears to be nude, so itlooks like it's postcoitus.
Only when Morgan Hess walksthrough the door, he seems a

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little bit surprised to see her.
And she's like, hey, the janitorlet me in.
He remembered your lady friendfrom the last time I was here.
They're gonna do that wholedynasty dialogue thing where
they tell us this weirdbackstory.
It happened off camera and itneeds to sort of squeeze into
the story that happens today.
We'll see.
I thought it was Morgan Hess'sapartment, but I just rewound

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it.
It's not his apartment.
He seems to be renting a room.
Like he's not doing greatfinancially.
He I know this because he uses akey to open the door.
You wouldn't do that to yourbedroom.
Anyway, he's like, Well, whatare you doing here?
She starts going on about howthe violets almost worked.
The violets that were sent toClaudia the Stallion.

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That's kind of funny.
I don't think I thought aboutthat.
I kind of forgot about that.
But apparently she mastermindthat she might she hired or she
hooked up with Morgan Hess.
He clearly doesn't get laid alot because he is he is
basically drooling all overagain.
He threatens to tell theCarringtons that Sammy Joe hired
him or came and slept with himand told him to send all these

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flowers to Claudia to send herback to the Looney Ben.
Sammy Joe was like, you knowwhat?
I kind of like the sound ofthat.
They need to know who they'remessing with.
They need to know I'm not somedumb pumpkin off of the turnip
truck or whatever you say.
I want them to know.
And he's like, Oh baby, you knowI ain't gonna tell.
Gosh, you're the most beautifulthing I've ever seen.
It makes me a littleuncomfortable.

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Heather Locklear has a babyface.
Even today, she's still gotthere's something about her face
that's kind of childlike.
Maybe she's doll-faced to me, Idon't know.
But this older man who lookslike he might have been a snack
back in the day, but him justsort of drooling over her feels
really gross.
She just seems to be happy thatsomeone is drooling over her.

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There's really no reason to goand see him.
Especially if she wants him toreveal that it was her sending
those things to Claudia.
I don't really know.
I guess the only reason thisscene happened is so we could go
ahead and put a bow on that, goahead and tie it up and explain
where all that came from.
It wasn't just Morgan Hess beinga weirdo, it was absolutely

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Sammy Joe trying to drive thiswoman crazy so she can get her
baby back.
Speaking of which, Crystal getswind of the whole Danny Custody
thing.
Crystal floats downstairs in yetanother fabulous robe.
This time it looks like awedding dress, while Sammy Joe
is taking advantage of thebuffet breakfast every morning.
She's putting copious amounts ofburnt bacon on her plate, eggs,

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whatever they had, she's puttingit on her plate.
Crystal basically says, Girl,you cannot be serious.
Why would you want to disruptDanny right now?
You can't be serious orsomething like that.
Sammy Joe says, Oh, I heard thatin an old movie.
You can't be serious.
I'm like, girl, that's not thatthat's come on.
That's a basic term.
But she's basically callingCrystal an old lady and saying,

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Listen, I'm smart now.
I'm not a spoiled little bratlike you think I am.
I'm a grown woman.
And I can already tell you'respewing BS at me.
That baby needs to be with me.
This needs to be with her.
She wanted Steven just longenough to collect a check.
And now that that check ain'tcoming, she's got to figure out
another way to do it.
That's what I'm thinking.
She wants this baby because thatis a guaranteed paycheck.

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She's not trying to be mother ofthe year.
Matter of fact, after she wolfsdown her breakfast, she goes
upstairs in her little invisibleshorts, barks at the lady in the
nursery, hey, get them ready.
I want to take them outside.
We got to rewind a little bit sowe can talk about Kirby.
Kirby shows up this episode in afull-on Mike Jackson thriller
jacket.

(19:47):
So I suppose Alexis has just uhcome home from Lama Rock.
She put on her pajamas.
She gets a call from Kirby.
She's like, My God, what, what,what?
Kirby comes through.
She's like, Alexis, you didn'tlet me finish saying what I was
saying.
And she's like, Oh my god, againwith this.
Kirby, get over your parents.
Like, it's not my fault.
Let it go.
Kirby refuses.

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You took the only importantthing away from me in my life,
Joseph Anders, and that's notfair.
And you think you can just throwyour money around.
Alexis is getting quite boredwith this.
She sort of you can see herzoning out.
She's like, God, dude, have mySephora coupons come in yet?
Yeah, I'm gonna order some moreLangcomb.

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She's totally thinking aboutsomething else.
Eventually, after this 20-minutemonologue, I'm exaggerating,
Pergy Pergy, Kirby finally whipsout the pistola.
She pulls out the blicky, andAlexis' like, oh my god, girl,
you don't want to do this,Kirby.
And Kirby's still steady givingthat speech.
She's shaking and whatever.
Say what you will about Alexis.

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This woman has ice water in herveins.
She immediately goes from thisbored future mother-in-law to a
hostage negotiator.
She's like, Kirby, your motherwent crazy just like this, and
she shot someone and went tojail.
Do you want that same fate?
You don't want to do that,Kirby.
And Kirby's like, oh my god,it's starting to get in her
head.
You don't know.

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No, stop.
I'm gonna shoot you.
I'm gonna shoot you.
Finally, Alexis is like, allright, shoot me.
I'm not moving.
You got that blicky?
Point it right at me and shootme.
Do it.
It'd be real easy.
I'm not moving.
I'm right here.
Kirby can't do it.
Kirby's hands are just shimmingand shaking.
Alexis tells her to put down thegun, which is a shame because
Kirby went through all thoselessons.

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She watered and washed and pether pistola every single night,
fed it fresh bullets, put it tobed, and she still doesn't know
how to use it when the timecame.
You were not a killer.
Sometimes you just have a littlecatfight.
She couldn't do it.
So now that Alexis is no longerin danger of being pumped full
of lead, she tells Kirby, Iwon't press charges.

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Kirby was fully expecting thecops to come and get her, which
would have really sucked becauseI would have been the second
death in Alexis' apartmentwithin the span of two weeks.
That does not look good.
That is bringing down the realestate for sure, for sure.
Alexis has some stipulations.
I won't call the police on you,Kirby, if you, number one, you
need to leave Adam.
Number two, you need to go backto Paris.

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And number three, you also can'ttell Adam why you're leaving him
and going back to Paris.
If you do, if you or if youstick around, I'll call the cops
on you and I'll cut him offfinancially forever.
Kirby kind of scoffs, like, whatdo I care about Adam?
Alexis says, Oh, I know you lovehim.
So I know you'll do what hesays, what I say.

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Did I miss something?
You know what?
That's that that's a rhetoricalquestion.
Don't answer that.
Maybe I did miss something.
I've been known to miss a thingor two.
But yes, I've seen Kirby makeout with Adam, but it never
seemed like she was in love.
I didn't really buy that.
Just seemed like he was there.
Anybody in that house who's notblood related to you is just

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sort of there.
They're just gonna take you upon it.
That's what I thought.
But Alexa seems to think thatAdam and Kirby had a true love
affair, and so does Adam.
We know this because Kirby goeshome and she begins to pack her
teens so she can move to Franceagain.
Adam walks in in his infamoussilver bullet shorts, which is
you know an inch below his bellybutton practically, basically

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glorified draws.
And he says, Kurves, what areyou doing?
She's like, Oh crap, dude, I wasgonna write you a letter.
I have decided not to marry you.
Why?
Well, I don't love you, and I'mgoing back to Paris.
He immediately smells Alexis allover this.
Does my mom have something to dowith this?
No, no, Adam, it's because Idon't love you.

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He's like, You do love me.
You've told me and you've showedme.
No, I I really don't.
I gotta get back to Paris.
He's like, No, you love me, youlove me.
And Adam, we've talked aboutthis.
He goes to grab her.
You know, he's very aggressive,he does not know how to be
gentle, probably from growing upwithout having younger siblings.
So he sort of tackle, hugs her.
She's like, Oh my god, get offme, get off me.
What are you trying to do?

(24:06):
Rape me again?
And you know what?
That's the button.
But in all fairness, in allfairness, you tried it twice.
That's all I'm saying.
He goes, Oh, okay, okay.
So you want to head back toFrance to parlez-vous with that
baguette.
Toss your croissant around.
Fine, do that.
That dude treated you like dirt.
And you know what?
I tried my very best not totreat you like that, but that's

(24:29):
all you'll ever be, Kirby.
It's dirt.
I'm like, damn, how the tableshave turned.
That's what I'm talking about.
First off, Alexis was right.
The girl went a little bitcuckoo over very little and
started brandishing a weapon shecouldn't even fire after, you
know, two months worth oflessons.
How do you botch a uh what is itcalled at close range shot two
times?

(24:49):
But dude, this just does notmake sense.
This is what happens when youfire a supporting cast member in
haste, and now we gotta buildthis whole thing.
What was the point?
Well, the show's not over.
I'm sorry, it just does not makesense, but whatever, we'll allow
it.
Kirby says she's on her way toFrance, Adam is super pissed

(25:11):
off, he goes to go finishworking out.
Now, unbeknownst to him, SammyJoe was ear hustling from the
hallway.
She goes back to the nurserywhere Danny is and barks at the
nurse, nanny, whatever.
Never mind, I'm not taking thatkid out.
And you know what?
Little Danny didn't want to goout anyway.

(25:32):
He was refusing to put on hiscoat, so good on him.
Oh, dear God.
In all the excitement, I hadkind of forgotten about the
wedding.
That's the Colby Goblin weddingfor crying out loud.
I just wasn't thinking about it.
I think Steven said something inthe study.
So they're in their room.
Oh, I love you, I love you.

(25:52):
No, chemistry.
No, chemistry.
It's almost like when you playwith your Barbie and Barbie
kisses Ken like they can'treally move.
That's exactly what it lookslike.
So I wonder if they hated eachother, if they were grossed out.
Like, why not hire those stuntdevils they bring in all the
time?

(26:13):
They know they don't give adamn.
I wish they would.
They probably have like aneight-foot-tall man, they don't
care.
Yeah, they're they're kissing,they're getting married, and
they're so in love.
Anyway, back to the action.
Adam is in the gym in thatcarpeted gym in his hoe short,
riding a bike like he, like he'sLance Armstrong or somebody.

(26:36):
Like his life depends on it.
Thank God it's from the side.
Because when I tell baby, theseare draws.
There's no way they could havefilmed him from the front.
We'd have seen all of his fruitof a loom.
Well, he's minding his business,working up a sweat, trying to
shake off Kirby when in walksSammy Joe.
She went and put on something alittle more exotic.
And by exotic, I mean she uhswitched from her little hose

(26:59):
shorts to a leopard leotard inred with a matching headband.
You know what I'm saying?
She's like, Oh, Adam, I surecould use a strong man to help
me.
And you gotta put your handright in the small of my back,
so they're all crotch to crotchor whatever.
Two and a half seconds later,they're kissing.
Do you see the timeline in thispiece?
He literally walked down thehall from his fiancee, called

(27:20):
her dirt, and six and a halfminutes later, he's already
smooching Sammy Joe.
He's they're passionatelykissing, or at least really
kissing.
It's it's such a contrast.
When in walks Steven.
Steven walks in with a pocketfull of dams, and he drops Neri
a one.
He's completely unbothered byhis brother kissing his baby

(27:44):
mama.
Matter of fact, as Adam leaves,he's like, Good luck, bro.
Good luck with that, my guy.
He's like, Samantha.
So you trying to take the baby?
You really want to do this?
So, what had happened wasSteven's friend, uh Chris,
remember from the beginning ofthe season.
Chris is a lawyer.

(28:05):
He is, I guess he's Steven'slawyer instead of Andrew, which
is kind of weird.
Chris got a letter from SammyJoe's lawyer stating that she
wants full custody.
This is not news, but I think itwe just need to set this up so
Steven can do what he does.
What does he do?
I'm glad you asked.

(28:25):
He's like, Sammy, this is reallyhow you want to play it.
She's like, Absolutely, Steven.
I don't want to work.
I don't want to model, I don'twant to do anything except be a
mother to Danny.
And I'll have help raising him,so you might as well be prepared
to give him up.
So this is when Steven removes adamn from his wallet, or two or
three, actually, from hispocket, and drops him on the

(28:47):
floor because he'll be damned ifhis brother, who he hates, is
gonna play stepdaddy or daddy tohis son.
Is bad enough this little harlotcame in here ruining his life.
Uh-uh.
That's you said the wrong thing.
That's his button.
She has a towel around her neckto cool off from, I mean,
kissing, I guess, and changingclothes.
She probably you know what?
In all honesty, she probably didwork up a sweat putting on

(29:09):
tights and stuff.
I don't know if you know this.
And maybe this is TMI, but wegrown here.
Almost threw my shoulder out onetime putting on sports bra.
Like those that compression crapis sort of difficult to squeeze
and and wiggle your hand.
So she's got on full I guessthey're not pantyhose, whatever

(29:30):
is thicker tights.
She's got on tights and aleotard and warmers.
So yeah, she might have workedup a sweat putting on all them
tight clothes, but it doesn'tmatter because Steven sees this
as an opportunity.
He didn't see that as a towel,it's a noose.
He grabs and he twists it, andhe's listen here, you little
wench.
You're not taking my son, it'llbe over my dead body or yours.

(29:53):
Um you know what that that sortof tracks.
This family is known for murderor you know having a hairpin
trigger.
Temper.
Adams tried to kill somebody.
Blake has actually killedsomebody and tried again.
Tried twice.
It's yeah, Steven's due.
So we'll see what he's gonna do.

(30:14):
Sammy Joe will probably end upin the pond or something.
Nah, I don't think he'll do it.
He'll probably sprinkle somedrugs on her.
That seems way more likelybecause she made the comment.
No judge is not gonna give a kidto his mom unless she's an unfit
mother.
So hopefully he comes up withsome sort of scheme to paint her
as an unfit mother.
Plus, like I said before, she'spissing everybody off in the

(30:38):
house.
I don't think it'll be very hardto have some character witnesses
be like, nah, she ain't it.
Only friend she has is Adam, andhe's on the outs.
Stephen does what any man willdo.
He calls his booth thing, MissClaudia the Stallion.
They have lunch at La Mirage andhe's telling her all about it.
And she's like, Steven, sorry.

(30:59):
I thought Chris instructed youto meet peacefully with Samantha
and create a personal schedulewhere you both have custody of
Danny.
Steven's like, I'm not trying tohear that, Claudia.
I'm not sharing a damn thingwith her.
Only thing I'll share is my footup her.
Claudia continues.
What if you lose custody?

(31:21):
I'm not gonna lose custody.
But what if you do?
It's better to share Danny thanto lose him.
She has a point.
However, the look on his face, Ican already tell he don't care.
I'm not giving up this kid tothis hillbilly.
It's not happening.
Right about that time, thishillbilly flaunces in with Adam.

(31:45):
God, these people gotta get him.
Come on now.
In Denver, there's gotta be 115other places to go, but
whatever.
They probably get the friendsand family discount.
Maybe they have those good MonteCristos or something at La
Mirage.
Whatever they have, there's notenough of it to help Mr.
Blake Carrington.
Blake is forced to sell hisfootball team, the Denver Not

(32:05):
Broncos.
I can't remember where they are,their stallions or the can't be
the Colts because that'sIndianapolis.
The Denver Not Broncos.
He's supposed to meet with thisguy, Max, but in burst Dex
Dexter.
Dex Deep Pockets Dexter come tobuy the team.
Hey, dude.
Blake is none too pleased to seehim.
Dexter, what the heck are youdoing here?

(32:27):
Oh, I'm Max's partner.
You ain't know?
I got a lot of businesses.
So anyway, um, I have a checkfor the Not Broncos.
Passes it over to Blake.
It's for 10 milli.
Blake is insulted.
Damn it, I'll only get 4.5million from this with my share.
That team is worth 50 million.
So I guess he would have gottenwhat close to about 20 million?

(32:49):
Something like that?
If it had sold for what itneeded to sell for.
Danny, I mean Danny, uh,Dexter's like, listen, that's
the that's the deal.
You can take it or leave it.
I I really don't care.
I can buy the dolphins orsomething.
Or the not dolphins, the SEALs.
I would like to see a footballgame a little later on in this
series.
I'd love to know what the otherteams are called.
Blake is not having a goodnight.

(33:12):
As a matter of fact, after he ishe rejects that that uh deal.
So Blake either makes a call tothe bank or the bank makes a
call to him, and we catch thelast little bit of it.
You're gonna regret this.
He's barking in the phone at thebank.
So I'm like, uh oh.
And Lord, there's a lot ofdialogue here.
Crystal comes in right aboutthis time and he tells her that

(33:35):
the bank has foreclosed.
He's lost the company.
It is no longer Blake's DenverCarrington, but you know, he's
given that gone with the wind,the South Shall Rise Again type
speech.
Those banks are gonna ruin theday.
Crystal's trying to be a goodwife.
She's like, babe, listen, it'sokay.
Banks can foreclose on acompany, but they can't
foreclose a man.

(33:58):
Doom doom doom doom.
The more you know, right?
I guess, Crystal.
She then goes on to say, Yourtalent for finding oil is
unmatched.
This is news to me.
I have watched this show forthree seat four seasons.
I don't recall him beingespecially good at his business
at any point.

(34:19):
Not really.
He's not, you know what it is.
He's not forward thinking.
He's so caught up in being rightthat he doesn't really see all
the traps around him.
He doesn't realize that.
He seems to forget, even thoughhe's on the receiving end quite
a bit, he doesn't understandthat.
Don't nobody care how big andbad you think you are.

(34:42):
I don't recall him being good atfinding oil.
That's all I'm saying.
Steven's good at it.
Yeah, whatever.
Somebody is, right?
I was really thinking it was atLankersham and Matthew, but I
can't remember if they had theywere working for Denver
Carrington, right?
Yeah, I think that's how thatwent.
They were working for, so maybethat's what she means.

(35:02):
You know what, Blake?
You have a raw talent forattracting people who are good
at finding oil.
I'll accept that.
He hears her, but he doesn'thear her because all he's
thinking about is the future.
Like, what am I gonna do?
I'm gonna get this company back.
Chris was like, no, babe, whatI'm what I said all that to say.
So what if they foreclosed onyou?
You're very rich, money willcome to you very easily.

(35:22):
You can just start a wholenother company.
I'm not starting anothercompany, I'm gonna I'm gonna
finish this one.
They're gonna be begging meback.
Those banks are gonna be ontheir knees.
They have they picked the wrongguy, they don't know how deep
they're in on it.
I'm like, sir, it sounds likeyou're going to embarrass
yourself in the near future.
It sounds like you want to runup on a bank that um I don't

(35:44):
think that's a good idea.
You can't just burst into afinancial institution demanding
money.
That never ever turns out well.
Anyway, he's hooting andhollering about how he's gonna
make the bank bow down.
They're gonna beg him to runthis company again.
I I doubt that very seriously.
Banks aren't in the business ofmanaging businesses, not at all.

(36:07):
But whatever helps you sleep atnight, he's like, okay, Crystal,
go go ahead and go to youroffice and get your things.
So I that's where I've stopped.
Let me pick it up there.
I guess.
Are they gonna pack up tonight?
You know what?
Actually, that's a really goodidea.
They should probably pack theirthings discreetly before
everyone notices, and maybeleave a note for them.

(36:28):
God, email would be so helpfulat this time.
They could just send out a massemail being like, hey, the
company's probably gonna switchhands, but I would discreetly
clean out my office.
Maybe let your secretary know.
Anyway, carrying on.
Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up,hold up, hold up, hold up.
Okay.
Blake tells Crystal to go gether things.

(36:50):
Apparently, Marsha, hissecretary, is still there.
Which I guess makes well that'sirrelevant.
Blake goes to his desk, hissecretary pages him and says,
Hey, there's a lady here to seeyou, Miss Devereaux.
He's like, I don't know noDevereaux.
Because no, she's insisting thatshe needs to speak to you.

(37:13):
Okay, to rewind it.
Marcia says, She says you didn'tknow her, but you stayed at the
Villa Marini.
When she walks in, she looksfabulous.
First off, she's kind of got ona Star Trek outfit.
But it is like a gray and creamcoat two-tone.
The shoulders, like everythingabove the boobs, is cream.

(37:35):
There's a nice geometricpattern, and she's wearing this
fur turban hat.
It's dope.
She looks great.
But she comes in all bold, like,what do I look like way down the
hallway?
And Blake, I think honestly,Blake is just had he's had a
rough night.
Had this happened in themorning, it might have been a
little more warm, but he's he'sover it at this point.

(37:55):
He's like, Hi, how can I helpyou?
And she asks him again about thevilla Marini, Mattini, whatever.
Does that hold any significanceto you?
And he says, uh, I mean, I had abusiness, I did business there.
And she goes on to say, You metthere once with Rashida Med.
So here I am thinking, okay,yes, Rashida Med is the, I think
I said that last time.

(38:15):
He's a little connector here,maybe that's her boo, that's her
whatever.
She says that he used tofrequent her clubs in Rome all
the time.
She's there to satisfy hercuriosity.
She wants to know why a manwho's supposed to be as smart
and strong as Blake would beokie doked by this fool.
There's nobody.
Blake ain't in the mood.
He thinks she's a reporter atthis point.

(38:36):
And in all fairness, he wasrecently interviewed by that guy
who was kind of cutthroat.
And she's not exactly giving anysort of compliments.
She's definitely prying, right?
Blake's like, you know, I'm I'msorry.
I I'm tired.
I know you're here for a story.
I can't give that to you.
My little girl's getting marriedtomorrow, so I need to go home
if you don't mind.

(38:56):
She says something in French.
I heard say throw, somethinglike that.
Why are y'all steady calling mea reporter?
What about my drip?
Says reporter.
Have you ever seen anybody thisfly reporting?
He's like, okay, whatever.
You know, either way, I'mleaving, you need to leave,

(39:17):
also.
She's like, okay, cool, cool.
I understand you got things todo.
But let me tell you something.
When you get through with yourdaughter's wedding, you should
definitely look me up.
We are two people who need toknow each other.
So he's like, great.
I'm going to tell Marcia I'mleaving.
I'm also going to tell Marshayou're leaving.
And he just leaves.

(39:38):
So she stands up and she walksover to a picture of Crystal,
Bristol's headshot.
Actually, it's a glamour shot.
And she goes, Oh my, what arethey gonna think when they find
out I'm a Carrington?
So let's, okay.
She's a Carrington.
Damn, I wish she said Colby.
That would make a lot of sense.

(40:01):
Ugh.
Okay, so she's she keepsinsisting that they remember
her, right?
But if if I'm hearing thiscorrectly, she must have been in
or around this whatever, thishotel, this villa.
Around the time Blake was there.
There had to be something alittle bit more significant.
Um, if she's a Carrington, thenshe is either married to one.

(40:27):
Is she a cousin?
Is she a she could be adaughter?
I don't know.
She seems kind of I don't know.
I guess there's a million waysto skin a cat.
And I was thinking back toseason one-ish.
Blake, well, you can tell theydon't give a damn about the
storyline.
Blake was saying he had to pullhimself up.

(40:48):
He came from nothing.
He said that again at the top ofthis season or last whenever
Adam came into play.
It was they they talked abouthow Blake had to sort of work
his way up.
He, you know, he, you know, hecame from nothing and was raised
up, but he didn't actually say,okay, so to me that eliminates

(41:08):
sibling because this woman isclearly rich, clearly rich, and
she don't seem like new money.
Blake basically said he wasbroke and pulled himself up.
So I don't know.

(41:30):
We'll leave all our optionsopen.
This could be auntie, this couldbe cousin, this could be um
damn.
I don't know.
I'm trying to think.
I don't know.
But she says she's a carrington,so I'm trying to figure out what
happened in Rome.
Did he have a cousin in Rome?
Like, I don't know.
We'll figure it out in a littlebit, I guess.

(41:52):
I mean, this is bugging me.
Okay, okay.
She's gotta be.
I'm gonna watch the rest of theshow, I swear.
But how many carringtons arethere at this point?
Dozens, right?
Did they oh my gosh, I justthought about it, I just thought
about it, I thought about it.
Okay, she said that does doesthe memory of blah blah blah

(42:14):
blah, blah, ma uh motel motel,villa ring a bell?
What if she effing married himthere?
What if this is okay?
This is what we need.
I like this.
I like this a lot because sheknows who Lil Alexis is, right?
She wanted to look her in herface.

(42:35):
She asked Fallon if she knew whoshe was, so that could be like,
Did your dad tell you that hemarried me?
Maybe he was drunk.
I don't know.
Maybe, maybe something happenedover there.
That's what I'm leaning towards.
What if she's a real Mrs.
Carrington?
Okay, they just got they justgot a whole lot more
interesting.

(42:56):
We'll leave all avenues open,but I'm leaning towards that
because she's brought up thismotel.
I think she even brought it upto Alexis.
That oh my gosh.
Okay, okay.
Okay, moving on.
She's either really, reallyrelated or she's related by
marriage.
And gosh, I don't know.
We need this family treepost-haste.

(43:18):
Hell, I don't know.
Sorry guys, I'm gonna let thisgo.
I have to, but it's just Iwasn't expecting I don't know
what I was expecting, other thanRashida met who she brought up.
She's like, we should know eachother.
He quiet is kept.
He might need to ask her for aloan.
She looks like she's got a lotof money.

(43:40):
And if if she, I mean, shedefinitely does, she probably
knows where to find it.
Okay, yeah.
Final answer definitely wife.
Because she went over toCrystal's picture and was
looking like, Well, how are theygonna knock their whatever when
they find out I'm a Carrington?
She could have said Mrs.
Carrington, but she looked atCrystal's picture like and then

(44:00):
went over there.
So not Alexis dressed like a1920 paper boy.
She's got she's got this.
She's got a little beret cockedto the side.
She's in her penthouse, andsomeone downstairs tells her
that Mr.
Dexter's here.
So Dex is on his way up.

(44:21):
Y'all, I love this scene somuch.
I like them together.
I really enjoy them together,and I really like him.
So he comes upstairs and he'slike, You stepped out on me.
I went and had an affair withTracy.
Whoomp whoomp de woomp.
You hate me, I hate you, thisthird, this, that, and the
third.
Why don't we call it evenStevens?
I want a relationship with you,and I don't really care what

(44:42):
that looks like.
I want you, Alexis.
I want you.
And I thought she was gonnathrow him out on his behind.
She doesn't.
She's like, you know, I missedyou two.
So they embrace each other andshe invites him to Falon's.
I can't even say wedding.
Her oh.

(45:04):
I can't believe we're doingthis.
I can't believe we're doingthis, but she invites him to be
her escort to her daughter'swedding, which is good for her.
She's being invited to familystuff, but the gang's back
together again.
Kiss passionately.
Let me just reiterate that.
Passionately chemistry.

(45:26):
It's real.
You know what?
I didn't do that justice.
Not only does Dex say I had anaffair, you had an affair.
I don't know why they're callingit affair since neither one of
them were married, but hebasically says, You said we were
no longer lovers and we've neverbeen friends.
I realized I set up this doublestandard.
I don't know why I expected younot to do what I would do.
She cheated first.

(45:46):
So what is he talking about?
I went to Wyoming to get freshair, to clear my head of you.
I couldn't.
You're a whole lot of woman.
I want you.
So I know Oregon says that uhI'm gonna mess up their names,
Joan and Linda, aka Crystal andAlexis, got along in real life.

(46:08):
They definitely don't on theshow, and I love that.
Crystal pulls up in a new babyblue Mercedes.
I hadn't seen this one.
She's going into the spa to gether hair did.
Alexis had told that she had anappointment, so she was at the
same spot.
When Crystal walks in, thereceptionist lady is telling the
drivers to bring around Mrs.
Colby's car.
She only has half an hour, soCrystal knows she's there.

(46:30):
Crystal goes to her littlebooth.
It just happens to be next doorto Alexis's.
So I suppose this is anall-inclusive spa.
They get the full hair, thetreatment, the makeup, or
whatever.
Alexis is getting her makeupdone, and Crystal's girl is
mixing up this vat of mud, aboutto put on a mask, even though
she's got on a full face.

(46:51):
Because I I can see her eyelinerand stuff from here.
Full face of makeup.
Alexis and her makeup artisteare chatting, and the makeup
artist is like, Oh my gosh, Ibet your daughter's wedding is
gonna be as beautiful as Mr.
and Mrs.
Carrington's wedding.
Alexa says, I really wouldn'tknow I wasn't there.
The makeup artist continues.
I read in the column that Mrs.

(47:12):
Carrington is pregnant.
How exciting this is alsoCarrington.
Alexis, and then mind you,Crystal's in the other room, she
can hear everything.
She's just kind of flippingthrough a magazine because she
already knows Alexis's gonna saysomething slick and she's gonna
get up and handle it.
So Alexis is like, well, if youask me, when you tell an old man

(47:32):
he's having a baby, he don'treally ask who the father is,
implying that Crystal's knockedup by somebody other than Blake
Carrington.
And the makeup artist is like,ooh, Crystal's girl doesn't
notice.
I think that's the girl fromFacts of Life.
Maybe, maybe not.
That's all Crystal needs tohear.
She shuts her magazine.
She said, Girl, give me thatmud.
The girl gives her the mud.

(47:58):
I mean, I guess when you haverich patrons, you gotta do what
you gotta do.
As long as she's not throwing iton me, I'm fine.
But she walks right over, gets abig handful, and said, Do you
like to sling mud?
What throws it right in herface.
It was a little bit hard, in myopinion.
We might have fought for real.
This ain't a TV show anymore.
I've got mud up my nose.
Listen, you gotta lose aneyelash, a nail.

(48:21):
I gotta scar you up in some way.
I'ma I'ma snatch out a plug ofthat hair something.
Jeez, who writes this crap?
It was a dark and stormy night,and Fallon, Carrington, Colby,
Colby lay on her chaise whileher brother enters the room
wondering where the heck she is.
The floor is here, the beanbag Ibought you's about to be here.

(48:43):
I hate when they do.
I hate specifically when Fallonand Jeff do this, and Steven
now, where they go back to thegood old days where they were
all chummy and friendly and yes,I bought you a beanbag on your
seventh birthday, and you saidthanks and punched me.
It hurt.
Where are you hurting now,sister?

(49:05):
Okay, yeah, uh all over becauseshe's about to marry this fool
she really don't want to marry.
She tries to play it off, like,no, and you know, Stephen, ain't
nothing wrong.
It's just that it's it'sraining, you know what I'm
saying?
It's my wedding day.
And it is kind of it's reallydark.
It's it's not just raining,there's lightning and all that.
She finally tells him about herheadaches.
I suppose she's only told Blake,but Crystal witnessed it.

(49:28):
She goes, Sometimes I get thesereally bad headaches, they just
come on all of a sudden.
They always come on when she'sabout to go meet Jeff or she's
about to be attached to Jeff insome way.
This whole wedding istriggering, which is very
insulting, by the way.
The wedding is triggering hersuper migraines.
She basically tells Steven thatshe's nervous and don't tell

(49:49):
anybody.
He's like, it's such a bigsecret, I promise.
I'll take it to the grave,sister.
He kisses her on the cheek, andI swear there was way more
passion in that than between herand Jeff.
They do have a pretty sick cake.
I've never seen this manyflowers on a cake made from
icing.
It's kind of dope.
A cake like that today isprobably$4,000.
It's crazy.

(50:10):
So Fallon is in her parlorgetting ready.
She's in her dress, and god, Ihate the headband.
I hate this so much.
It looks like that styrofoamring that they use to make
floral arrangements.
If you don't go to like a DollarTree, you'll see them.
They're everywhere.
Little round styrofoam thingsyou stick the flowers in so that
they kind of bush out instead ofjust straight up.

(50:32):
They have that, and thensomebody bedazzled the crap out
of it.
They like glued their mama'spearls and some pieces of flower
and stuff on it.
Her dress is really pretty tome.
I'm surprised I like it.
It's actually very regal, verybeautiful off the shoulder.
She's got three ladies fussingall over her.
And I swear to you, one of themis Connie Giannini.
Let me look this up.

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So Crystal comes through and shegives her a lucky penny.
Apparently, it's the same luckypenny that Fallon gave her on
her wedding day.
We don't know if it's the firstor the second.
That makes no never mind.
Crystal leaves the room in hergorgeous robe.
Fallon goes back to the threeladies fussing over her.
I think it's the people fussingover her that's giving her these
headaches.
I also just looked it up andapparently that's not Connie

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Giannini, but it looks just likeher.
That's got to be her niece orsomething.
Anyway, they start fussling andwhatever, and you know, it's
triggering her headaches, andshe hasn't told nobody, listen,
I can't tell, I can't stand allthat yapping.
Need y'all to keep it quiet,quietly, quaff me, or get the
hell out.
She finally snaps and screams.
Everybody gets out.
Y'all got to go.
Go on.
Yep.
She needs some air.
She needs some privacy.

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If you watch this recently, thenyou know when Crystal and Blake
got married, they also gotmarried at the house.
Crystal came down the stairs andthey all sort of pulled into the
second room.
So she walked all the way downthe stairs and then into a room.
But for Fallon and Jeff, forsome reason, they're just gonna
walk like everybody is piled inthe first room you come in into

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the house.
Tons of people.
It is standing room only.
Fallon's headaches areterrifying.
I guess this part is thenightmare because she starts
getting dizzy, she startsgetting woozy, but she's having
these visions, and it's it's thefront of the um the horse on the
carousel, peachy orange color,and it's it's a weird angle.

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It gives me clockwork orangevibes.
Very scary.
But she just starts losing itafter that.
Like she's looking at the fire,she's getting woozy, she
snatches that hideous headbandoff, which was probably 90% of
the problem.
We squeezing her brain orwhatever.
Next thing we see is Crystalcoming down the stairs.
Now I go on and on about how flyMaggie looks on Falcon Crest.

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Never misses.
I can say the same thing aboutCrystal's gowns.
I have yet to see her inanything hideous, but there's a
first time for everything.
It looks like she has the dresson backwards.
There's a scene of her frombehind a little later, and she
doesn't, but I really do feellike she should turn the dress
around.
There's a zipper in the back,that's the only thing that would
stop it, but it's super low cut.
Her and back is out, but thefront is quite hideous.

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Everybody's downstairs mixingand mingling.
Dex does accompany Alexis, wholooks dope in her red dress.
Blake's like, well, after thewedding, you gotta get out.
What would Dexter want in yourhouse exactly, Blake?
That's what I'm talking about.
You got you gotta put bass inyour voice at the right time,
you need to remove it at theright time.
You know what?
I'm wrong.
I'm wrong about that.
This is his daughter's day.

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So, anyways, Jeff's at the footof the stairs, Blake's at the
foot of the stairs, Crystal inher hideous lilac dresser at the
foot of the stairs.
Everyone else is piled in, andman, it is standing room only.
It is thick in there.
You know it's hot.
Well, everybody's waiting andwaiting and looking up and
waiting, and nothing'shappening.
So Crystal's like, let me golook and see what's up with her.

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She runs up the stairs.
Blake and Jeff decide they'regonna run up after her as well.
When they get upstairs, all theysee is Fallon's beautiful
wedding gown cooled on thefloor.
She done came up out the gownand snuck out before anybody
could tell.
How she got herself out, I'msure I don't know, because it's
got the Miss Mary Mack buttonsall down her back.
She must have slipped out theback way, or maybe they have an

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elevator or something.
These men are so dumb.
They're looking around the roomlike she's hiding behind the
curtains, but they start to hearall this beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep.
Fallon ran outside.
She's in the car.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys andgirls, when you have a headache,
a migraine specifically.
Seems like bright lights andloud noises agitate that.

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Not in Fallon's case.
This is the weirdest part ofthis whole thing.
Maybe it's a dream sequence.
Maybe it's why it's calledNightmare.
Blake starts running outside.
He's the first one outside.
So I'm thinking to myself, hemight need to try out for the
non-broncos, maybe get a checkthat way and build his way back
up to Denver Carrington.
Blake runs out to yell at anempty car spot while Jeff gets

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in his middle sedan and he takesoff after Fallon.
Okay, is where it gets realmessy.
So inside, Alexis is talking toDexter, right?
And that the security guy, notsecurity guy, the detective who
came over right after Mark.
He shows up to the party,wedding, whatever.

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He walks in from the rain dry asa bone.
And he's like, Alexis, can we gosomewhere private and talk?
She's like, No.
He's like, I think you mightwant to do this privately.
We need to go somewhere where wecould just, you know, be by
ourselves.
No.
Dude, I'm at my daughter'swedding.
Can this wait?
Are you serious right now?
He's like, Well, it's aboutMarks Jennings.

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What about Marks Jennings?
Eventually, they walk intoBlake's study.
She insists that we'll insist onwalking in with her.
So they go in, and thisdetective starts feeding her
this sort of BS line.
She's like, Listen, I am so sickof talking about this man.
The detective's like, I had todo some very deep detective
work, and I noticed that he hada$100,000 check deposited into

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his account.
Now Dex jumped in.
Dex is listen, he don't playabout Alexis.
That's his woman.
He's like, Mark was shady.
Ain't no telling where he gotthat money.
Alexis didn't have time to likeblink and give him the signal
like, no, no, no, but chill,chill, chill.
The detective says, Well, I didsome research, and it turns out
that check was drawn from youraccount.
So I bet he was blackmailing youand you pushed him off the

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terrace.
Dex and I say pretty much thesame thing at the same time.
This woman is super petite.
Mark Jennings was at least sixfoot two.
There is zero chance that sheflipped him over anything.
I don't care how drunk he was.
Dex Dexter thinks the samething.
And they're like, nah, nah, nah.
You pushed him off.
I don't know how they would havecome up to that conclusion.
If there was, you know, nothingbroken on the terrace.

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He slipped, he did whatever.
It don't matter.
Do you know what they locked mythey put my girl in handcuffs?
Could he clack behind her back?
Thank God she looks fabulous.
She's gone on at least$250,000worth of jewels.
She got her shoulder out.
They want to put her in jail.
She's like, Dex, do something.

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Meanwhile, Fallon is drivinglike she's in the ND500, crying.
She's being so weird.
Like this headache thing doesnot make sense.
Seems like you would you wouldbe incapacitated.
You wouldn't be focused enoughto get into an automobile and
operate it.
So they're driving in the rain,of course, because this needs to
be dramatic and it's the finale.

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Obviously, there's construction.
Obviously, there's a road crewworking at the middle of the
night doing road work intorrential rain.
Well, Fallon manages to get pastthe road work.
Jeff doesn't.

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He spins on his tires.
I'll let him tell you the rest.
He leaps out of his car and thenbecause he's so in love.

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Bear in mind he's doing this inthe rain as her car tears off
down the road.
Lord.
They put Alexis and Jen Pop.
Can you believe it?
They parade her in front ofthese ladies, put her in the
like the drunk tank, and there'sall sorts of women in there,
they're all grabbing on her.
She has on$250,000 worth ofjewels.
The lady cop don't care.

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Oh my god.
I can't believe they got my girllocked up.
So she's screaming at the top ofher lungs to be released.
We see Fallon just clutching herhead.
She's doing an awesome job ofdriving off.
Clutching her head, trying tofigure out which way is up.
Of course, we see a Mac truck.
We see her driving towards itrather calmly.

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And it's like she realizes atthe last moment she closes her
eyes, she swings a car as farleft as she can.
End scene.
Well, I am downright pleased.
I knew I would have a good time.
I knew it would be hilarious.
I'm not disappointed on anyfront at all.
However, there are a few moreholes in the story.
So Kirby's allegedly out.

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Fallon freaked the hell out.
I wonder if this is the seasonwhere uh the actress was like, I
just can't take this anymore.
I don't blame her.
This season for her was notgreat.
Jeff's out in the pouring rain.
Blake is broke, baby.
I mean, he's rich broke.
He's still throwing abillion-dollar wedding.
No biggie, but Samantha Joe isback trying to take custody of

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that baby so she can get a coin.
Now she's hooking up with Adam.
I didn't mention that.
She's at the wedding with Adam.
How uncomfortable for everybodyjust to sort of bed hop in this
house.
And we have a brand new mysterywoman who is a new Carrington.
I can't wait to see how thatplays out.
Um okay.
She could be married to aCarrington.

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She could be a sibling of aCarrington.
She could be from another branchof Carrington.
Oh, that'd be though.
They have a black branch ofHarrington.
I don't know.
Either way, she keeps bringingup that hotel motel holiday in
in Rome.
She mentioned Rashida Med, so Idon't know.
She's rich and she's annoyedthat people think she's a

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reporter.
Alright, okay, Dynasty.
I'm not mad at that.
Not mad at this season at all.
Not even mad at the buzzerbeater entrances.
Alright, guys, that's it.
That's all.
Join me next time as we jumpinto the finale of Knott's
Landing.
Don't know what to expect.
I'm very, very ready.
In the meantime, in betweentime, free Alexis.

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Stay hydrated, stay moisturized.
Mind your business and keep allof your drama on TV.