October 28, 2025 • 54 mins
A blue Mercedes is wrecked, the bride is gone, and every Carrington instinct goes into overdrive. We open season five of Dynasty with a true gut-punch: Fallon disappears on a stormy night, Alexis faces a fast-tracked bail hearing, and Blake—silk robe and all—reckons with a crumbling empire he swears he can rebuild. The stakes feel higher, the stakes feel messier, and that chaos is exactly why this hour sings We dig into the power struggle around Alexis’ freedom, where Dex acts while Steven and Adam bristle about control. Then Steven does something few heirs in soapland ever do: he follows the money. A quiet audit at Colby Co. leads to a $5 million trail through Hong Kong and a confrontation that explodes the line between family loyalty and corporate sabotage. It’s not just drama; it’s a case study in reputation, governance, and how fast trust evaporates when the numbers don’t lie. Balancing the heat is pure glamour: Dominique Deveraux plotting a La Mirage showcase and Brady Lloyd—played with velvet cool by Billy Dee Williams—turning a simple booking into a power move. The lavender suites, the asymmetrical couture, the wet bar glow—every detail is strategy, every entrance a negotiation. Krystal counters Blake’s despair with a clear-eyed reminder that the operator matters more than the cash, framing the season as a comeback story waiting to be funded. And just when the house finds its footing, Sammy Jo pulls an airport shocker that jolts custody, credibility, and the fragile truce between brothers.If you love Dynasty’s cocktail of boardroom blows, family betrayals, and glamorous scheming, this recap is your front-row seat. We unpack the missing-person mystery, the bail politics, the Hong Kong money trail, and the music-meets-real-estate play at La Mirage—then leave you with burning questions about Fallon’s fate and whether Alexis can beat the case without burning every bridge. Hit follow, share with a fellow soap lover, and tell us: whose side are you on this season?
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SPEAKER_00 (00:58):
Welcome and welcome back to another fun four edition
of Soflora.
I hope your day is picking upbeautifully.
You know mine is.
Now that we're back together,about to jump into our final
premiere.
Still feels funny to say that,but you know what?
It's new to a lot of us outhere, and it probably feels new
to you, even if you are an OG.
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It's probably been a minute.
We're diving into Dynasty.
I'm already excited about thisbecause season four was so much
fun.
They really revved it up.
It was funnier, it was shinier,it was prettier.
So I'm walking into season fivewith a complete open mind.
I'm not gonna try to guess, I'mnot gonna try to overanalyze.
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I'm just gonna sit back andenjoy this like it's the year of
our Lord 1984 or 5.
Let me go on and figure that outso I can stop stutter stepping
over it.
I vaguely remember saying lastseason, or perhaps it was on
season three, that Dynasty isstill trying to recoup some of
that wardrobe money.
Tripping.
On Amazon, I just saw that it is$69.95 for HD for season five,
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not with a straight face,Amazon.
No, you didn't.
I don't even know how I feelabout HD when it comes to older
shows.
Do you guys watch?
Do you have to watch things inHD?
I'm not even sure I fullynoticed after the first, I don't
know, two or three minutes.
It's not even something I'mthinking about, but I don't mind
it being a little, a little um,a little fuzzy.
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I am going to crack open a mocktail.
I picked this one up today.
It's called Mingle, some sort ofcranberry cosmo.
I don't think I've ever had areal Cosmo, but I'm gonna enjoy
this one here.
You go ahead and grab yourselfsomething bubbly and bright.
Looks like we're jumping rightin today's season five, episode
one, called Disappearance.
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I need to backtrack just alittle bit.
I got lightly drugged by threedifferent individuals for
calling uh Pastor Pretty Boyallegedly on Falcon Crest Goofy.
Let the record reflect.
Thanks for pointing it out,guys.
I listen, let me be very clear.
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I'm giving a raw, real reaction.
This is literally my first timeseeing this.
I will say, I noticed that therewas a guy in the credits.
I thought he had a beard.
I don't know what else.
You know, I'm not paying it, I'mpaying attention, but I'm not
paying attention.
But when they showed the kid atthe end of the of that episode,
I definitely didn't think it wasa dude at the beginning of the
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show.
And I certainly didn't think hewas as foin as he is IRL.
If I do say so myself, he looksbetter today than he did then.
Let me get this kid's name so Idon't disrespect him further.
Mr.
Ken Olin.
O line Olin, I think is hisname.
Listen, the last shot, do me afavor, y'all go back and watch
(04:00):
it.
Watch that last shot when hekind of yuck yucks over his
shoulder.
Come on now.
Mind you, mind you, this is myfirst impression of him.
It was just a weird shot.
I don't know why they chose todo this to this man.
I even heard him talk yet.
I hadn't watched Falcon Crestepisode two yet.
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But uh it occurred to me,everybody on the show, all the
dudes are even hotter.
Even Richard and all his sort ofkooky weirdness, he's still very
attractive.
Chase, I don't even have to,y'all already know how I feel
about Chase.
That's no secret.
Lorenzo Lamas has literallynever looked better.
Opening scene with his hissunglasses on, he's wearing a
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butter yellow sweater.
Smoking hot.
Dare I say it, Cole is I thinkhe's he's growing up, so he
looks older to me.
I find that if you're too babyfaced, I just can't take you
that seriously.
I mean, obviously, you know he'shandsome, but he looks better
the older he's get he gets.
I just saw a photo of him too.
This gentleman here, he kind ofreminds me of.
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I had somebody in my mind theother day.
The picture of him a little bitolder, he's like in a white,
long-sleeve shirt.
He looks like a really handsomeMark Ruffalo.
He's got long hair, his beard istotally gray, super duper good
looking.
But in his younger days, helooks a whole lot like um one of
those dudes from Color Me Bad.
I can't remember his name.
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Super good looking.
Kind of looks like he could beJohn Hamm's nephew or something
as well.
But they I yeah, I got pulledaside parasocially by three
different people.
Like, hey, hey, you watch yourmouth.
I think besides Lorenzo Lamas, Idon't think that's happened very
many other times.
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But I get it.
If I I can admit the otherphotos I've seen, he looks
great.
That last shot, I I I have Igotta stand ten toes down.
They did him dirty, he looks madgoofy.
But speaking of Falcon Crest,Falcon Crest would have been
shot 84, airing 85, so it wouldhave been right up against
Dynasty, I'm sure.
But Dallas and Os Landing arestill in like 1982, and if you
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do the math for Dallas, thismath ain't mathing for me.
So I went back and I looked, andof course, season one was super
duper short.
A lot of cases they don't evenreally acknowledge it as season
one, they just kind of combineseason one and season two.
That would have been 1978,season three is 1979, season
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four, nineteen eighty-one.
I think I knew this whenTelevision of Your was on, Erica
was on, she mentioned that thewhole Who Shot Jr thing, they
had been on hiatus for about ayear or so.
So that makes sense that with itbeing that time frame spread out
a little bit more 1981.
So that could possibly mean thisversion of Dynasty that we're
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about to watch would have beengoing up against season.
Is it season nine?
That seems crazy to me that itcould even be eight or nine at
that point.
But matters none, we need totalk about dynasty.
I'm ready to jump in, see ifthey free my girl Alexis and see
who else joins the cast thisseason.
I really enjoy the bit players.
I love the addition of Tracy,even though she seems to be gone
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at the end of the last season.
Love Kirby.
I think Kirby came in seasonthree, though, right?
Dex Dexter.
Love him.
Love him.
I hope he never leaves the show.
So glad that girl Sammy Joeactually came back.
I had all but forgotten about mygirl.
And then we got Miss Um BlancheDebereau's cousin, whose first
name escapes me, showing up in abuzzer beater appearance,
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talking about she's aCarrington.
Let's get to the bottom of that.
Season five, episode one, thedisappearance.
Oh shit.
Wait a minute.
Y'all didn't tell me nothing.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna get excited.
God, I wish my grandma was stillalive.
Rest in power, my love.
Oh my god.
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I didn't know Billy D D Williamswas on here.
Okay, y'all.
Okay, okay.
Well, there you go.
Obviously.
Obviously, it's gonna be thebest show.
Y'all got Billy D.
Cult 45 Williams to be onDynasty?
How did I not know that?
I have never in my life heardthat.
(08:26):
Y'all, I'm sorry if you can heardogs and stuff barking.
I I got tired of waiting for itto be quiet.
I'm just gonna do what I need todo.
I didn't know Billy D was onhere.
Okay, I decided to watch thecredits because I've I've looked
at everybody else's.
I figured why not check this oneout?
Not Billy D.
Oh, I'm excited now.
Seems like they added a few morenotes to the entrance, also.
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The theme song, a few morepieces of landmark, pieces of
landmark, a few more landmarksin the b-roll.
Nice show opens with a baby blueMercedes crunched up against
some sort of pole treesomething.
Cops, ambulance scattered about.
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Jeff is in his Mercedes.
You can tell some time haspassed because Jeff is hotter
for some reason.
He looks like he's he's beenworking out or something.
He looks a little bit different.
Oh, I I remember now.
I remember now.
So he was chasing Fallon, but hegot cut off by the construction
in the middle of the night on arainy night.
(09:30):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Well, by the time he catches up,the ambulance is already there.
He runs over, he yells, Fallon,Fallon, taps a kid on the
shoulder, turns him around.
Real handsome black paramedic.
I'm liking immediately thatclearly y'all are adding more
hot blacks to the show, and I'mhere for it.
I love it.
This kid is super cute.
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But unfortunately, he said, Oh,I'm sorry, sir, this is not a
broad, this is a dude.
Heavy set drug truck driver sitsup and he's like, Yeah, I was
knocked out or whatever.
So the story is truck driverswerves to avoid ballot in the
car.
He's knocked unconscious.
By the time the paramedics andall that get there, he didn't
even know what happened.
He's just like, Man, I don'tknow.
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I was driving, and the nextthing I know, I woke up, I'm
here.
Jeff is obviously frantic,explaining to the cops, she's my
wife.
Well, she's my ex-wife, about tobe my new wife again.
And the cop's like, well, Imean, not tonight.
She's not.
I don't know how she walked awayfrom this, but she's gone.
You know, if I'm gonna believethat bridal wear gives you the
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sort of migraine that makes youjump into an automobile and
drive into oncoming traffic intorrential rain, and that you're
able to have these episodes asyou drive, you're almost drunk,
you are able to swerve.
Why wouldn't I believe?
Of course, of course you crashedyour car, and of course you
walked away completely unscathedin the middle of the night with
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nothing on you other than Imean, not a wedding dress.
I don't know what she put on,but okay, yeah.
So Fallon has scrammed.
So I wonder if the actress waslike, y'all know what?
Figure it out.
I'm not coming back.
Gosh, we're right away cleanupon owl.
This isn't necessarily a cleanupon aisle five, but I I love the
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dynasty.
If they're not gonna do nothingelse, they're gonna give you a
little bit of revisionisthistory.
Blake is worried sick.
He's worried so sick that he hadto go upstairs and take to bed,
put on a silk robe and silk PJswhile Crystal and her hideous
lavender bridesmaid nightmaredress escorted each and every
guest out of the door.
Y'all got to go.
You ain't gotta go home, but yougotta get out of here.
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He's talking about how brave hebeing Blake.
How brave Fallon has alwaysbeen, so fearless.
Something must have frightenedher.
He's talking about, you know, Iremember the first day of
kindergarten, I dropped her offat six years old.
She looked over her shouldersand waved goodbye to me.
She wasn't afraid at all.
I'm like, you know she wasn'tafraid, because as many nurses
as I see raising her kid, youwant me to believe that you
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actually raised that girl.
She probably didn't even knowhim until she was like 12.
You know how that goes.
I've seen the Paris Hiltondocumentary.
Thank you very much.
I am so serious when I say thatwhen I finish these fantastic
shows, I am going to immersemyself in every piece of
literature I can find.
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I need to know what the writerswere thinking at the beginning
of season five.
So, right off the bat, I cantell Steven is going to be
insufferable this season.
Straight away, he comes down tothe courthouse where Dex is
patiently waiting for the judgein his chambers, blah, blah,
blah, trying to get Alexis abail hearing night of incident.
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Steven comes in.
Dex, you can leave now.
It's under control.
Dex is like, yeah, it definitelyis under control because I took
control and I got my lawyer inhere to uh make sure your mom
gets this bail hearing.
Stephen then starts acting likea child.
How dare you?
Who gave you the authority?
And Dex, Dex and I are on thesame page tonight.
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He says, Stephen, I thought youwere mature enough to put your
mother's needs first.
You would rather your mom sit injail and wait for you, or would
you rather for her to be out andto be free?
Are you not concerned with yourmother's welfare?
Here's the thing.
Alexis is quickly escorted intothe courtroom.
Of course, you know, she's sheacting up immediately.
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She's annoyed.
She's like, These women arecussing me out.
They stink.
It smells like pee.
There's no way I'm going back inthere in this fly dress.
You can just forget it.
Get me out of here.
The judge is like, please have aseat.
Apparently, the judge is annoyedbecause he was about to go home
and have a sandwich when allthis uh riffraff comes pouring
in.
So now he's got to stay late anddo da-da-da-da.
So naturally, he don't want tohear any lip.
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This is where my my question,the writing comes into question
for me.
Bail as set for two milliondollars.
If I understand that correctly,you only have to come up with
like 10%.
But let's say she has to come upwith the full two million, and I
misunderstood.
These are billionaires.
Alexis is now stressed.
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Oh my gosh, can you come up withthe money?
Uh yeah.
Yeah.
Why is this even a question?
Why is this?
Okay.
I understand you need to builddrama, you need to build some
intensity, but you're not gonnatell me that Elon Musk is in
jail and he's worried about atwo million dollar check.
Not even a little bit.
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But we need to, I guess we needto build the tension between she
and Dex Dexter.
I know he wasn't gonna leave herin there long.
Out of all the shows, Dynastyalways feels the most scattered
to me.
Do you guys agree?
Like, if you think about theother ones, there's definitely a
beginning, middle, and end.
There's you can always see thethrough line.
I really do think Dynasty, Ialmost said dominoes, Dynasty
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maybe has six or seven writers.
They all write a differentscenario on a card, shuffle the
cards, and then just lay themout.
I'm like, okay, make it makesense.
Sometimes it does, sometimes itdoesn't.
In this case, uh, time willtell.
I'm gonna try to chill to aboutthe 25-minute mark and see what
happens.
Oh, before we go.
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They added yet another hotblack.
We got a black lawyer.
Listen, guys.
If you know what it is, ifyou've ever been token, you know
how they do tokens on TV.
It's like, okay, this seasonthey realize, oh yeah, we how do
we make these other people blendin?
We're gonna sprinkle in a fewmore hot blacks, of course,
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because this is a soap opera,everybody's gonna be good
looking.
But hot black lawyers, like,yeah, this lady probably pushed
this kid off the side of amountain, or excuse me, the side
of a building.
Dex's lawyer is like, there's nowitness, there's no evidence.
This is an egregious charge.
I fully agree with Dex's lawyer.
There is zero evidence toimplicate her.
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They didn't even say I it mademe wonder how.
I mean, besides the element ofsurprise, besides it being the
finale, besides them needingsomething to get them to the
cliffhanger, they didn't sayanything.
There wasn't, it wasn't evenlike, oh, we found your
fingerprints on the glass thathe was drinking, he was
whatever.
Nothing other than he cast acheck uh two, three days before
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he died.
It has absolute there's noevidence whatsoever.
I would have thought that theywould have brought up something,
but they they they've yet to tieanything to her.
The judge is annoyed and he'slike, it's late.
And if the cops said you did it,they had a reason to say it.
Come on now.
Your bail is set for two milliondollars because you met you
probably did it.
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Wow.
Baby Blake is not a baby, he'slike four years old with a my
buddy haircut and Oshkosh Bagoshoutfits on.
That's always kind ofinteresting on these shows.
You do need to speed up thebabies.
I get that.
So now he's talking, and he wentfrom being a toddler last night
to a um kindergartner thismorning.
He wants to know where his momis.
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No one knows.
Jeff came in the night previous.
Blake was all up and down hisback.
Where's my daughter?
She must be hurt.
Did you go here?
Did you go there?
Jeff's like, What do you thinkI've been doing for the last
five hours?
Obviously, I went to thehospital, talked to the police,
we talked to everyone.
She's just gone.
We don't know where.
She doesn't appear to be hurt,but she also doesn't appear to
be safe.
Everyone's upset.
The Carringtons and the Colby'sare deflated.
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And baby Blake is uh six foottwo and talking.
They're so deflated and they'reso devastated that Jeff decides
he's gonna put out a$100,000reward for any information
leading to the capture or uh Iguess it wouldn't be capture,
would it?
The uh location of Fallon,Carrington, Colby Colby.
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Blake's pride jumps in and yeah,let me put up some of the money.
Jeff's like, nah, man, um, Ineed real money, not monopoly
money.
I know you ain't got no moneylike that, but don't worry about
it.
You know, we family.
I'll I'll take care of it.
Of course, Alexis's money ain'tfunny, so she go ahead and she
doubles it.
You know that just hurts Blake'sfeelings even more.
Not gonna lie, it's a little bitof a drag.
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Everybody's really down.
I have to put my feelings forFallon aside.
And it's not, you know how Ifeel.
We we don't need to rehash allthat.
They're awfully depressed.
Very heavy about 20 minutes intothe show.
Not only is Alexis' money long,her faith in her son, not
Steven, is very strong.
She pulls Adam aside in heroffice and says, Look at me,
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son, do you think that I killedMark Jennings?
I want you to tell me the truth.
Now he hesitates.
He's kind of looking her up anddown, like, I mean.
Uh, what do you want me to say?
He eventually says no.
And she's like, You hesitated.
I'm not even mad at you, though,because a good lawyer would.
See, that's the thing about you,Adam.
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Not only are you my son, you gotmy brains, you got my swag.
I want you to assist this lawyerI bought.
Best lawyer in the country.
I want you also on my defense.
He's like, Word?
He's completely shocked.
She said, Yeah, hell yeah,you're my son.
He's like, I know, but we ain'texactly been friendly lately on
the count of her entering andremoving and entering and
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removing him from her will atwill.
But that's when she tells him,you know, we blood, you come
from my loins.
You're definitely as smart as Iam, you're as beautiful as I am.
Of course I want you over there.
I want you there.
You're my baby.
Truth is, he's the kid she knowsfor a fact is as ruthless as
her.
You don't want to put one of themother flakes on her on the
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stand.
Fallon's running around, Stevenis just super bratty.
Yeah, Adam is kind of ano-brainer.
Plus, things go awry.
He knows a guy who knows a guywho can get him a little paint,
make all your problems, and gobye-bye.
Adam, of course, accepts on onecondition.
He wants the tea.
I want to know all about you andBurt Reynolds stash Mark
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Jennings, top to bottom.
Which honestly has nothing to dowith nothing.
He was drunk and he fell or thatguy she insulted pushed him.
I don't see.
Do y'all notice?
Now that I'm saying this outloud, every season of Dynasty
starts out with somebody eitherin court, except with the
obviously the first season, theydidn't have that opportunity to
go to court yet.
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But they're always dragging awoman on the stand and um
sifting through her sex life.
Can we not, please?
Unless we have to.
You know, with a parent, cousin,significant other, they show you
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around their hometown.
This is where I got my firstkiss.
This is where I learned to ridea bike, blah, blah, blah.
Those moments are amazing.
It's it's so much fun.
And I feel like it brings you soclose to someone when you can
share those moments.
It's it's nostalgia by proxy.
It's it's a window into a personyou cared about past.
You kind of see what this is thething that built them.
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This home or this school or thisrestaurant is part of the reason
they are the way they are, forbetter or for worse.
If they care enough about you toallow you in that space, it's a
wonderful, vulnerable moment.
Blake and Crystal get in theirBentley or Mercedes or whatever
it is.
I don't drive fancy cars, so Idon't really know.
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And they drive to the outskirtsof Denver to one of the Denver
Carrington oil sites, one of therigs, only to find a
hand-painted sign that says forsale on said rig gate.
Blake steps out and he's lookingover it, and Crystal says, I
know where we're at, Blake.
This is Denver Carrington one.
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He's amazed that this woman hehas been deeply intimate with
for several years at this point.
He's amazed that she knows that.
She must really care about him.
Or maybe she was his secretaryor something at one time, and
also she can read.
Her being a secretary wouldallude to her being able to
read, but that's beside thepoint.
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Blake is touched until he's not.
He says, Yo, this is um, this iswhere it all started, and now
it's all gone.
Crystal says, No, baby, no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're looking at this allwrong.
The money is gone.
The man is still here.
The money may be gone, but thetechnology is still here.
The man who made this happen isstill here, and baby, that's all
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that matters.
He looks over at her and hercrystal blue eyes, her quaffed
hair, and her fly coat that he'sprobably gonna have to ask her
to return at some point today.
But he sees a woman with optionsand he says, Crystal, I know a
lot about you, but I don't knoweverything.
Are you the type of bra thatsticks around with someone like
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me out of pity?
And she said, Wait, did pity?
No, baby.
I I'm I'm here because I loveyou.
I'm here because I want to bewith you.
Didn't you hear what I said?
He's like, Yeah, I'm sorry, I'msorry, I'm just insecure.
You know what I'm saying?
I just I I don't know what I wasthinking.
We're at my first rig, and nowit's not my first, you know.
A lot of feelings going on, butit means the world to me that
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you trust me and believe in me.
That's beautiful for them.
Sneak peek into their hearts.
I question this just a littlebit though.
She believes that you have theability to gain this millions
again.
She is wise enough to deducethat.
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Listen, if you pulled yourselfup by the bootstraps once and
became a millionaire, I have noreason to believe you can't do
it again.
Plus, she's got several thousanddollars worth of clothes and
jewelry just in case this thinggoes south.
So we get to see Miss DianeCarroll's apartment.
Or no, maybe she's still at LaMirage.
I forgot about well, I don'tknow.
(23:58):
Huh.
Either way, it's a lavenderroom.
Absolutely love the color of it.
It has a wet bar, it has thiswell-lit shelf with all these
crystal martini glasses andchampagne glasses, and she loves
an uh uh an asymmetrical number.
I feel like every outfit she'shad on since we've seen her two
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episodes ago has beenasymmetrical in some way, and
this is no exception.
She's got on like this peachsilk pajama number.
Dynasty's pajama budget is wild,but it's it's like um, god, I
don't know if I've ever seenthis color combination in a
room.
I'm sure I have at some point,but lavender and like a it's not
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a moss green, it's it's deeper,maybe it's sage.
Lavender and sage.
I can't really make up my mindand decide whether or not I like
it.
It looks weird, but then it'slike right when you fix your
mouth to say that, it's like,but I I kind of get it.
Kinda.
It's very 80s nonetheless.
Oh Lord, yes.
She hears a rat-a-ta-tat on thedoor, opens it, and it's Billy
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D.
Williams, aka Brady.
She's happy to see it.
Oh, look at my gorgeous man.
Yeah, he is.
Lord, he's fine.
Now he's another person who'sbeen in my life for years.
I I remember him in severalmovies.
I remember the movie Mahogany.
Loved it, loved him in LadiesThings of Blues.
That's actually my favoriteDiana Ross movie.
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Well, I don't know.
It's a close.
That mahogany are really good,but there was a scene in
Mahogany where it's towards theend, you know, she's dating that
photographer.
I haven't seen it in many years,guys, so forgive me if I'm
leaving out pieces.
But she'd become this model,right?
Mahogany becomes this model, andshe is in the car with this
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photographer.
And I can't remember if they hadactually hooked up or not, but
it seems like they were on adate or something, and he wants
to like take pictures of herwhile they're driving.
And she starts like moving herhead around.
She scared the hell out of me.
She reminded me of Large Margeon Pee-Wee's Big Adventure or
Big Top, under the Big Top,whatever.
Whatever the Pee-wee Hermanmovie is, where he hitches a
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ride from Large Marge and sheturns and she looks at him and
it does that weird shit, thatBeetlejuice stuff.
It looks like that.
So every time I see him, I kindof think of Diana Ross and that.
I've never quite been able tolook at her the same way.
But I have never had a difficulttime looking at him, even as a
little girl, like that.
That's fine.
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That's fine right there.
I know that.
I also know he plays the exactsame person in every single
movie.
Speaking of the devil, is hesupposed to be Barry Gordy?
Look at me hanging on his everyword.
So it's pretty clear that she'sinto him, right?
There's no doubt about that.
But it's also clear that she'splaying him a little bit.
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Oh, I'm just admiring you.
I'm so in love with you.
He wants to know why she didn'tgo meet him in LA three days
ago.
She says, Oh, it's so beautifulhere.
I love it here.
Denver is awesome.
He's like, all thisconstruction, womp momp.
My name is Brady Lloyd.
And I've been married to you,Mrs.
Lloyd, for far too long.
What are you up to?
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And she's like, Okay, okay, Igive.
It's business.
He's frustrated by that.
She's like, Don't mean I'm notin New York.
I'm not trying to buy this orthat.
I'm doing business here.
It's just a little business.
Like, I'm not trying to ice youout.
Well, he tells us, the audience,madam, in case you forgot, I'm
the same guy who squeezed talentout of these kids and and turned
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them into a multi-billion dollarrecording group.
Okay.
Is this not the second time he'splayed Barry?
Okay, I know what I'm thinking.
One of the movies that was onrepeat in my house growing up
because my mom loved MichaelJackson and the Jackson 5 was
The Jackson American Dream.
We had it recorded on VHS.
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I've seen that movie no lessthan a hundred times.
He was Barry Gory in that movie.
That would have, I don't knowwhat that would have been like
95, 96.
I'm not sure.
He plays him 10 years later.
I guess that's what he'sinsinuating.
That's who he is right now.
I get you.
Okay.
So y'all got money on top ofmoney.
I see.
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Dominique is her name.
I remember now.
Dominique is another Lily Mae.
She's she's talking to BarryGordy, aka Brady Lloyd, aka
Billy D.
Colt 45 Williams.
Saying, listen, baby, I think Imight want to buy this hotel.
I want to buy property inDenver.
So in the morning, I want you togo talk to this girl, Claudia V.
Stallion.
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I need you to ask her if I canperform here at the hotel.
And he's like, girl, you must becrazy.
You think I'm crazy.
She says to him, listen, baby, Ineed to know my American
audience.
What better place than Denver,freaking Colorado, to break into
the musac business.
The musac, not music, becausethat'll be elevator music in
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Denver.
No shade.
I just didn't know Denver hadher like that.
Wow.
She's clearly, clearly runninggame.
I don't know what game, but sheis.
She reminds me so much ofAlexis.
There, yeah, that that's who itis.
She's she's giving that veryseductive.
I'm almost convinced she'sdefinitely got another man on
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the side.
She's like, baby, I haven't seenyou in two weeks.
Please go downstairs and havethem let me have a little
resonancy here.
She's already been singing,though.
I okay.
Okay, hold on.
Let's think let's let's let'stalk about this, Jet.
Let's consider something.
Is this season going to be alittle bit more musical?
I don't mind a good musical.
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I'll as a matter of fact, Iinvite a musical number in the
middle of things that don't makesense, preferably.
I wonder how many A and Bselections she's gonna give us
this season.
She does have a baby grand pianoin her room.
Yeah.
I don't know what she's playinghim, but I I can tell she's
playing him for sure.
Also, I need to note myprejudice here.
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I don't think they're ooey gooeyopportunities.
Oh, I'm so into you, is isgross.
I know why I don't think it is,because I think Billy D.
Williams is hot.
I don't think it's hard to, it'snot hard for me to believe that.
But I don't buy that crystal'sinto Blake.
Even though I find Blake to be ahandsome man, it's just I I
don't I don't buy it.
Plus, the Carringtons get on mynerves.
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I gotta shake that off.
Didn't I just say at thebeginning of the show, I'm gonna
go into this with an open mind?
I'm gonna open it a little bitmore.
Girl, you just went from thehigh-class, highfalutin world
travelers, Billy D.
Williams and his lady, to uhCrystal and Blake, who are very
sophisticated people.
Let me go ahead and put that outthere.
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Samantha Joe showed up tobreakfast in a leather skirt and
a rag the hand top, like aquilted top, eating ham from her
hand, hand ham for breakfast.
In a house filled with dishes.
Matter of fact, I'm looking atdishes on the shelf.
Country bumpkin.
Isn't there some sort ofhillbilly hierarchy that at
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least deems that you grab anapkin or something?
She's walking around eatingChristmas ham out of the palm of
her ashy hands.
Lord have mercy, saying, Adam,can you take me and baby Danny
to the park, please?
Why don't you not go to yourfancy lawyer and job today and
I'll put my ham hands all overyou and the nurse can carry
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around my baby.
Oh my god.
Right about the time that Adamturned her down, because I mean,
gross, he's wearing a$3,000suit.
He can't afford to walk in therewith grease stains all over it.
People are gonna take himserious.
Right about this time, in walksSteven in the coochieest of
cutter shorts I've seen in avery long time.
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He has a nerve to have on asweatshirt.
It's kind of fire, actually.
It's a black sweatshirt fromPrinceton with like red and
yellow ribbing around the neckand the arms and the waist.
And then his shorts fall a meretwo inches below that.
I've wondered this for many,many years at this point.
Why shorts suddenly became solong if men and women were
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walking around withpre-glorified boxers on?
How did we get to Jim Shortsbeing past her knees?
Stephen wants to talk.
Sammy Joe does want to talk, soshe saunters out of the room
with her handful ham.
And Stephen was, of course,looking at Adam out the side of
his eye like, oh, that was cute.
Adam says, Listen, nah, it's noteven like that.
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I promise you.
I'm staying as far away from heras I possibly can, and that's
true.
After the wedding, she askedAdam if he thought about her
late at night when he was in bedand alone.
And he's like, I think aboutyou, but we need to focus on
your family right now.
Why don't you try to work thingsout with Steven?
He legitimately did ask her todo what's best for your son.
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Because she's talking about howshe can't believe she gave him
up.
And he's like, I know, but look,he's already settled, he's here.
I'm sure Steven will be willingto work with you.
Why don't you do that?
So before Stephen can get alldeep in his feelings, Adam's
like, yo, bro, listen, I knowthis might not be any of my
business, but have you thoughtabout working it out with
Samantha?
Would you, wouldn't you ratherjust work it out than drag this
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through court?
Do what's best for your baby?
And that's when Steven's like,oh, I mean, yeah, I would like
to.
It's none of your business, butyes, I would like to.
And apparently, Samantha thinksshe's your business now.
He's like, nah, I'm in.
It ain't even like that.
I'm just saying, I promise you,I'm not even gonna cross that
line.
I just think y'all need to dowhat you need to do.
There's way too much going on inthis family.
I think he's catching a littlebit of what Ray Krebs is
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catching down in Dallas.
He's getting a good hard look atthis family he thought was real
put together and thought, youknow what?
I'm actually good.
Billings is a beautiful town.
I might hop skip and jump overthere at some point, but nah, oh
no, no, no, no.
I want you, I don't want yourleftovers.
I can't have a stepson nephewsituation.
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Absolutely not.
He asked if they can just befriends.
I hope so this season, becauseat this point, there's nothing
else to drag out.
Adam's bothering absolutely noone at this point.
Let's just move past it.
To my surprise, Steven agrees tobe friends.
He's like, Yeah, I can do that.
You know what they say?
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My enemy's enemy is my friend.
And right now, the persona nongrata is Dex Dexter.
Neither one of the Carringtonboys liked the fact that Dex is
the one who bailed their motherout of jail.
They feel like he's uppity.
He's all in her business.
Never mind the fact that hesaved her from jail when they
couldn't.
They feel a way about it.
Steven said, Well, first, whenas soon as I get to work, I'm
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gonna flip through the books,I'm gonna pay him back so that
he he doesn't have a say in whathappens from here on out.
And Adam's like, yeah, yeah,yeah, I like that, I like that.
He calls new major domo, notJoseph, but Gerard.
He says, Oh, Gerard, can I speakto my father?
Gerard said, Well, I well, quietis kept.
Gerard is messy, I can tell.
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Your dad is still asleep.
He was up all night pacing upand down the hallway, but you
didn't hear from me.
He's depressed.
There's a kid missing,obviously.
Also, Steven made me veryuncomfortable at breakfast.
I hope this is pre-workout andhe don't have like hot pleather
sweat fumes in front of the hamand whatnot.
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Other people got to come in andeat and his all that parallel
with the food.
Adam's like, dang, I mean, it'swatching an empire crumble.
I I mean, I'd probably take tobed too if I just watch billions
of dollars crumble in the dust.
That's how that has to hurt.
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Steven's like, yeah, but it's Ithink it's Fallon.
You know, Fallon's gone and allthis is happening.
It that's what's killing him.
It's probably a combination ofboth.
I'm sure Fallon is in theforefront, but also his
dwindling resources.
Although you'd never know itfrom breakfast.
It's quite the spread.
Plus, there's like five peoplein the house with jobs.
They'll be alright, they'll befine.
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He's back.
I love a disheveled BlakeCarrington.
He's upstairs in his PJs.
Crystal comes in with a proptray.
You can tell they glued thedecanter and all that on it.
But she's like, Blake, um, Iknow you're going through it,
but Claudia needs to know whatto do about some of the repairs
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at La Mirage.
I forgot that Blake was footingthe bill for La Mirage.
Totally forgot about that.
Assumed Fallon was doing wellenough on her own at this point
to have taken over that, butapparently that's not the case.
So La Mirage is in thatportfolio of things that he
needs to liquidate.
Things aren't looking good.
Claudia needs to know aboutthat.
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The lawyers have been calling,wanting to know what else he
wants to liquidate.
The press is calling and hesnaps at Crystal.
Damn it, Crystal, why are youdoing this to me?
This ain't Crystal from seasonone.
She's not gonna curl up.
She looks at him and she's like,because you need to get your
craft together, Blake.
That's why.
What are you gonna tell allthese people?
And he's like, you know what,you're right.
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He sucks it up.
Tell Claudia to do whatever shethinks she needs to do.
Um, tell the lawyers, I'll talkto them in a little bit.
And as far as the press goes,you are the director of public
relations with absolutely noexperience.
You tell them whatever you wantto tell them.
So even as he's going broke, hestill gives the delegate
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responsibility to other people.
I mean, God bless a wealthy man.
So, meanwhile, at Colby Co.,Steven is true to his word.
He is going through the books,all the QED reports, they call
it something else on this, tofind out what account he can
withdraw the two million dollarsfrom to pay back Dex Dexter to
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get him out of their hair alittle bit.
I tell you what, Stephen's timeaway on oil rigs and foreign
seas has done him a world ofgood.
He has come back with a brandnew face and uh just a bevy of
skills that come in handy timeafter time after time.
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He instructs his secretary tobring in the QED books and he's
going through them line by line,each ledger, to see where he can
take some money from.
He said, Don't bother me at allunless somebody calls about my
sister.
And I don't care.
It can be anything big or small,let me know if it's about my
sister.
Otherwise, I can't do nothing.
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Even his wife, Claudia DeeStallion, called and she's like,
Hey, babe, you want to go to amovie?
Her voice is a little deeperthis season, like she's been
smoking cigarettes or something.
I like it.
He says, Unfortunately, babe, Igotta, I got to see this
through.
I can't go anywhere tonight.
She's like, okay, no biggie.
Talk to you later.
Side note, real quick, I foundout very recently.
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Shout out to Bob for thisinformation.
I'm just I'm disgusted by it,quite frankly.
I Kirby and Claudia were hated.
Are you mad?
Are you serious?
Listen, listen, listen.
Okay.
Not you know, y'all already knowhow I feel about Claudia the
Italian, been a fan for a verylong time.
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But she is, I can see if youdon't like the tone of her
voice, Claudia is is to somepeople what Fallon is to me.
It's not that it's her per se,it's the way she's being used.
I can totally see that beingannoying.
But I I love her, she's lovable,she's a twice institutionalized
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woman with her uh chin up, chestout.
She's still out here raisingother people's kids, throwing
babies off the side of theceiling.
I mean, the the roof, babydolls.
It was amazing.
She had the whole city on edge.
She had the whole city on edgein behind a cabbage patch doll.
Iconic.
I don't care what anybody says.
And Kirby, uh Kirby, quitefrankly, Kirby and Adam saved
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season three and two, three atleast.
Alexis, Kirby, and Adam savedseason three.
That's all I'm gonna say aboutit.
I just can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
But anyway, Steven is just asgagged as I am right now because
he's talking to his mother.
She's thinking something aboutFallon happened.
This is an emergency meeting hecalled in the privacy of her
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penthouse.
Steven, what is it?
It's Fallon, isn't it?
He's like, no, it's not Fallon.
Then what the hell is it?
Why is it just why do you need ameeting?
He says, Well, I need to talk toyou about this five million
dollars.
Tell me why.
I have almost forgotten aboutthat.
Damn it, Alexis.
This is her problem.
She don't she's drawing too muchmoney out of her business
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account.
I thought rich people hadforeign accounts, not girl.
Come on now.
Let me be quiet and see whatelse happens.
Alexis pulled the classic motherthing.
Steven's like, mommy, I was atthe office all day, all night,
and I found this$5 millionerror.
Only the more I looked into it,it wasn't an error.
She knows exactly what he'stalking about.
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She saunters off.
She's like, Well, I guess I'mgonna have to fire someone and
bookkeeping me, aren't I?
And he goes, Are you?
Do you need to?
I don't like this I don't likethe tone of your voice, Steven.
I am your mother.
Mm-hmm.
Famous last words, right?
That's how you know a parent isokay, yeah.
You caught me.
But I'm your mother, don't youdare talk to me in that tone of
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voice, telling me the truth andwhatnot.
She is so annoyed right now.
She's cursing Blake under herbreath.
I just know it.
Why did he send these kids tothese fancy schools?
When the hell did Steven becomean accountant?
Steven knows everything.
Steven is an accountant, oilhand, he is a rig hand, he is
freaking detective.
He even went to the bank andfound out that she withdrew five
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million dollars.
And he knows she didn't buy silkin Hong Kong.
She took it to Hong Kong and hethinks she gave it to Rashida
Med to sabotage Blake's oildeal.
I bet she is kicking herself.
Damn it.
Shouldn't have kicked Adam outof the wheel and left this boy.
She gave him all access toeverything.
She's of course playing dumb.
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I can't believe you're jumpingto these wild conclusions,
Stephen.
This is ridiculous.
Stephen's like, oh yeah, I'mjumping, Mama.
I'm jumping to conclusions.
Matter of fact, not only do Ithink you bought off Rashida
Med, I think you killed MarkJennings because he knew about
it.
I'm disgusted now.
Stephen, you've gone too far.
She said, Stephen, you bettertake that back.
Do you realize what you'resaying?
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He's like, I do realize what I'msaying.
She's like, I would never killMark Jennings.
I had absolutely nothing to dowith that now.
Okay, okay.
I have five million reasons totalk to Rashida man.
Need I remind you that Colby Coestarted the search for that oil
in that area?
Remember that?
Yeah, so maybe, so okay.
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And maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
And plus, your daddy knew I wastrying to get in on that deal,
and he squeezed me out.
I just did what he was gonna doto me first.
That's all I did.
If the tables were turned, hewould have done the same thing
to me.
No questions asked.
Now, Steven is a little bit tornnow.
He's like, well, damn, damn,damn, damn.
He has a conscience.
He's gotta wake up every morningand look himself in the mirror.
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He's gotta look at his wife,he's gotta look at his baby
every day.
And he can't do that with thisinformation on his shoulder.
She says, Darling, what do youplan to do with this
information?
He said, I'm gonna tell mydaddy.
I'm gonna tell him.
She's like, Why?
It's not gonna bring his moneyback, please.
He's like, I'm sorry, I have to.
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I just I just can't not do it.
No doubt about it.
She realized in that moment thatshe had really effed up.
It should have been Stephen sheleft in a cradle in the rain to
be kidnapped and take thebillings, not Adam.
You give birth to these littleingrates and you bankrupt his
dad, and all of a sudden you'rethe devil.
Oh, Stephen's had a rough day.
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By the time he gets home, all hewants to do is tell Blake, get
it off his chest, get it behindhim already.
He goes into the study and issurprised when Crystal is there
and stood to Blake.
Where's Dad?
He's out riding horses and such.
I really need to tell himsomething.
Okay, well, I mean, whatever itis, please be gentle, not too
much.
He's had a rough week.
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Stephen's like, I mean, I'msorry I gotta tell him.
Well, as he goes upstairs togreet his child, he hears a
bunch of bickering.
Enters the nursery, he seesSammy Joe in a workout outfit, a
leotard, tights, and a headband,cussing out Claudia and the
nurse, nanny nurse lady, becauseshe wants to she wants to give
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Danny a super sharp tractor toy.
She feels like rough edges arefine.
He'll be fine.
I grew up in a junkyard, Iturned out just fine.
Claudia and the nanny are like,this is too, this is a dangerous
toy.
He's not playing with this.
She constantly reminds him, butdid you give birth to him?
Did you give birth to him?
That's what I thought.
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I'm his mother.
Give him the dangerous toyimmediately.
Steven walks in, and it's justlike I said, it's been a long
day.
He ain't got time for this.
He kicks out the nanny and hesays, Take the baby with you,
please.
Sammy Joe, get the hell out ofmy house.
I'm just like, wow, my gayhusband is telling it to me
straight.
And he's like, Like I said, getout of my house.
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Gay and rich.
Okay?
Gay and rich, baby.
And this is my house.
And that's my son.
Get out.
Get your uh Walmart sack andyour can of spam or whatever you
got and go on and get.
Get on out of my house, hamhands.
And she's like, well, damn.
She thinks she's gonna godownstairs and and talk to her
auntie.
So she goes downstairs.
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Crystal's coming out of thestudy.
She's like, Auntie Crystal,Stephen told me I need to leave
this house.
I think you need to tell himthat I'm not leaving.
And Crystal says, shoot.
If I had it my way, you wouldhave never made it through the
doors.
Everybody hates you here.
It's time for you to leave.
Sam's like, well, damn.
Finally, she does the only thingshe knows how to do.
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She goes to Adam and she's like,Adam, yeah, I gotta leave.
Stephen told her she had onehour since she liked to talk so
slick.
Okay, cool.
You can get one, you got onehour to get out of my house.
My wealthy, wealthy, well-bredhouse with my son in my teens.
You can get out.
But she's like, Adam, can youtake me to the airport?
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He's like, sure, no problem.
She's like, Oh, but could youconvince the nanny to let the
baby Danny go?
You know how it is.
You were a dad.
I know you were only a dad for afew minutes, but you know how
hard it is to leave thatprecious baby, right?
I just can't stand it.
I just need to see him.
I want every second I can withhim.
Adam's like, well, I mean,that's perfectly reasonable.
Sure.
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So, flash forward just realquick over at La Mirage.
Claudia is talking to thecontractors, like, well, I have
this plan, I had that plan.
But when Billy D.
Williams comes a knocking,everybody else got to go.
As soon as he opens the door,she's like, Y'all gone, get out,
get out, get out, get out, getout.
Billy D said, Claudia, my ladywants to sing.
You think you can squeeze herin, you know, a week, two to ten
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days, something like that.
She's like, for sure, say less.
I heard her sing the othernight, she's good.
Absolutely.
Let me just figure out what timewe're gonna put her on.
Absolutely.
They sit down and he startstalking about Claudia, saying
her name all sexy.
Like you can you can hear herpanties sizzle and evaporate
that very moment.
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She's just kind of justsmoldering in her chairs.
He talks about what a beautifulromantic name, and his mother
wanted him to write poems and bea uh Hallmark card writer.
And she goes, Well, I mean, youyou make beautiful music.
Ah, yes, I love making music,but it's been a pleasure talking
to you, Claudius.
He's like, Oh, baby, you don'tknow the half of it, Billy D.
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So he just walking around beingfine for no reason and cream
with his little just for me permslick back.
I love it.
I'm sure he permmed his mustacheas well.
But after that's all settledoff, she's like, let me just
give him Mr.
Carrington, we'll figure outwhen to put her on.
Absolutely, no problem at all.
Adam, ever the gentleman, isdriving this girl to the
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airport.
Oh no, no, no, I left out alittle part.
Steven puts on his ridingclothes and he rides out to the
meadows, he finds his father,and he starts singing like
Dominique LaRoe or whatever herlevel de Babel Row, Billy D's
woman.
He's like, Father, guess what?
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My mother spent five millionAmerican dollars in Hong Kong to
sabotage your entire life.
And Blake's like, Word?
Steven's like, yeah, man, I'msorry.
That's what happened.
Blake's like, I mean, I kind offigured, but okay.
I figured it was her.
I just didn't want to believeit.
Okay, bet.
Say less, Steven.
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Thank you so much, baby, fortelling me that.
I know that was hard.
I know what you're losing bytelling me that.
But thank you for selling yourmother up the ribbon because at
the end of the day, I was theone feeding and clothing you all
this time.
Never mind the fact that I triedto sue you 15 different times.
He better keep Steven out ofcourt going on forward.
I don't care.
Keep it cute, Blake.
Blake has a brand new spring inhis step.
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He goes back to the house, hetells Crystal what happened.
I'm gonna mortgage this place,I'm gonna go raise some more
money, I'm gonna restarteverything, baby.
Don't you worry about it.
I'm gonna figure out whereFallon is.
I'm back, baby.
I'm back.
Well, you know who's not back?
Sammy Joe and Danny.
Adam drives him to the airport.
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He pulls up front.
This is 1980, whatever, so kidsdon't need car seats.
She's just holding Danny LucyGoosey.
She gets out.
She goes, Oh crap, I forgotsomething in the car.
Adam, would you go ahead and goin and check me in?
He's like, sure.
How scandalous.
I'm disappointed, Adam.
But also, he probably didn'tthink she was at bold.
Like, where's she gonna go?
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Shame on you, Samantha, fortaking a man who was kidnapped
as a baby to help you kidnapyour baby.
He's not gonna recover fromthis.
Him and his brother have beencool for all of 45 seconds, and
then here we go with this.
She immediately hails a cab themoment he goes into the airport,
gets in the car, tells a baby,listen, man.
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Now I ain't got nothing.
My best dress is wearing thesuitcases over there, but we're
gonna make a do-what a do.
And by my calculations, we'regonna have more than enough
real, real soon.
She takes this baby from a lapof luxury to layers and layers
of poverty.
No doubt.
Poor baby.
Well, he probably don't know nobetter.
All he knows is the nursery andthe occasional cousin's birthday
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party, and every now and againhe gets to go to a shotgun
wedding and outside a littlebit.
Damn, Danny, I feel bad for thekid.
Also, Danny is not six foot talllike baby Blake.
Make it make sense.
All right, I'm not eventripping.
It's a little bit of a downer atthe beginning of this episode,
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but they are wasting no time.
Alexis' neck is on the choppingblock double.
Now it looks like she murderedsomebody.
Now her own flesh and blood, herown son, the one she didn't let
almost drown and get kidnapped.
Sold her up the river just likethat.
I can't believe it.
But also, it's good TV, right?
I'm not mad at it.
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And I just I can't believe Ididn't know Billy D.
the Williams was on here.
My grandma loved him.
Man.
Well, all right, y'all.
I think that's it.
That's all.
I'm not mad at this seasonopener.
We got ourselves a goodold-fashioned kidnapping.
We got several hot blacks, thehottest of all being the Billy
D.
Williams.
We got Alexis on the choppingblock.
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You know.
Oh, Blake claims he's gonnateach her a lesson.
I'm gonna teach her a lessonshe'll never forget.
I doubt that very seriously.
But I need them to be enemies.
I love it.
Also, where the hell is Fallon?
No, seriously.
Where is Fallon?
Honestly, seriously.
Soap operand.
I can't I don't know.
Unless she had somebody pick herup, I suppose.
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Gosh, and this is before cellphones and credit cards.
Surely she's oh my gosh, sheprobably has amnesia.
I immediately thought of days ofour life.
She's gonna be living in a cabinin the woods, or like that movie
where the goalie hon, um, is itoverboard?
The one with Kurt, her sexyhusband.
I forget it.
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Is it Kurt?
It's not Kurt Douglas.
You know who I'm talking about,the hottie.
Oh man, yeah.
She's probably some 80-year-oldman's new wife shucking honey in
the country, eating blueberriesand building houses out of bear
dung and what have you.
Lord, Lord, Lord, how the mightyhave fallen.
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All right, y'all, that's it.
That's all.
We are done with all of ourpremieres, and it is on and
popping.
Join me next time as we delvedeep into another vintage prime
time soap opera.
In the meantime, in betweentime, stay hydrated, stay
moisturized, mind your ownbusiness, put a leash on your
baby at the airport, lest hishillbilly ham hand mama come and
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snatch him up and keep all ofyour drama on TV.
Welcome and welcome back to another fun four edition
of Soflora.
I hope your day is picking upbeautifully.
You know mine is.
Now that we're back together,about to jump into our final
premiere.
Still feels funny to say that,but you know what?
It's new to a lot of us outhere, and it probably feels new
to you, even if you are an OG.
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It's probably been a minute.
We're diving into Dynasty.
I'm already excited about thisbecause season four was so much
fun.
They really revved it up.
It was funnier, it was shinier,it was prettier.
So I'm walking into season fivewith a complete open mind.
I'm not gonna try to guess, I'mnot gonna try to overanalyze.
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I'm just gonna sit back andenjoy this like it's the year of
our Lord 1984 or 5.
Let me go on and figure that outso I can stop stutter stepping
over it.
I vaguely remember saying lastseason, or perhaps it was on
season three, that Dynasty isstill trying to recoup some of
that wardrobe money.
Tripping.
On Amazon, I just saw that it is$69.95 for HD for season five,
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not with a straight face,Amazon.
No, you didn't.
I don't even know how I feelabout HD when it comes to older
shows.
Do you guys watch?
Do you have to watch things inHD?
I'm not even sure I fullynoticed after the first, I don't
know, two or three minutes.
It's not even something I'mthinking about, but I don't mind
it being a little, a little um,a little fuzzy.
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I am going to crack open a mocktail.
I picked this one up today.
It's called Mingle, some sort ofcranberry cosmo.
I don't think I've ever had areal Cosmo, but I'm gonna enjoy
this one here.
You go ahead and grab yourselfsomething bubbly and bright.
Looks like we're jumping rightin today's season five, episode
one, called Disappearance.
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I need to backtrack just alittle bit.
I got lightly drugged by threedifferent individuals for
calling uh Pastor Pretty Boyallegedly on Falcon Crest Goofy.
Let the record reflect.
Thanks for pointing it out,guys.
I listen, let me be very clear.
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I'm giving a raw, real reaction.
This is literally my first timeseeing this.
I will say, I noticed that therewas a guy in the credits.
I thought he had a beard.
I don't know what else.
You know, I'm not paying it, I'mpaying attention, but I'm not
paying attention.
But when they showed the kid atthe end of the of that episode,
I definitely didn't think it wasa dude at the beginning of the
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show.
And I certainly didn't think hewas as foin as he is IRL.
If I do say so myself, he looksbetter today than he did then.
Let me get this kid's name so Idon't disrespect him further.
Mr.
Ken Olin.
O line Olin, I think is hisname.
Listen, the last shot, do me afavor, y'all go back and watch
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it.
Watch that last shot when hekind of yuck yucks over his
shoulder.
Come on now.
Mind you, mind you, this is myfirst impression of him.
It was just a weird shot.
I don't know why they chose todo this to this man.
I even heard him talk yet.
I hadn't watched Falcon Crestepisode two yet.
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But uh it occurred to me,everybody on the show, all the
dudes are even hotter.
Even Richard and all his sort ofkooky weirdness, he's still very
attractive.
Chase, I don't even have to,y'all already know how I feel
about Chase.
That's no secret.
Lorenzo Lamas has literallynever looked better.
Opening scene with his hissunglasses on, he's wearing a
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butter yellow sweater.
Smoking hot.
Dare I say it, Cole is I thinkhe's he's growing up, so he
looks older to me.
I find that if you're too babyfaced, I just can't take you
that seriously.
I mean, obviously, you know he'shandsome, but he looks better
the older he's get he gets.
I just saw a photo of him too.
This gentleman here, he kind ofreminds me of.
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I had somebody in my mind theother day.
The picture of him a little bitolder, he's like in a white,
long-sleeve shirt.
He looks like a really handsomeMark Ruffalo.
He's got long hair, his beard istotally gray, super duper good
looking.
But in his younger days, helooks a whole lot like um one of
those dudes from Color Me Bad.
I can't remember his name.
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Super good looking.
Kind of looks like he could beJohn Hamm's nephew or something
as well.
But they I yeah, I got pulledaside parasocially by three
different people.
Like, hey, hey, you watch yourmouth.
I think besides Lorenzo Lamas, Idon't think that's happened very
many other times.
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But I get it.
If I I can admit the otherphotos I've seen, he looks
great.
That last shot, I I I have Igotta stand ten toes down.
They did him dirty, he looks madgoofy.
But speaking of Falcon Crest,Falcon Crest would have been
shot 84, airing 85, so it wouldhave been right up against
Dynasty, I'm sure.
But Dallas and Os Landing arestill in like 1982, and if you
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do the math for Dallas, thismath ain't mathing for me.
So I went back and I looked, andof course, season one was super
duper short.
A lot of cases they don't evenreally acknowledge it as season
one, they just kind of combineseason one and season two.
That would have been 1978,season three is 1979, season
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four, nineteen eighty-one.
I think I knew this whenTelevision of Your was on, Erica
was on, she mentioned that thewhole Who Shot Jr thing, they
had been on hiatus for about ayear or so.
So that makes sense that with itbeing that time frame spread out
a little bit more 1981.
So that could possibly mean thisversion of Dynasty that we're
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about to watch would have beengoing up against season.
Is it season nine?
That seems crazy to me that itcould even be eight or nine at
that point.
But matters none, we need totalk about dynasty.
I'm ready to jump in, see ifthey free my girl Alexis and see
who else joins the cast thisseason.
I really enjoy the bit players.
I love the addition of Tracy,even though she seems to be gone
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at the end of the last season.
Love Kirby.
I think Kirby came in seasonthree, though, right?
Dex Dexter.
Love him.
Love him.
I hope he never leaves the show.
So glad that girl Sammy Joeactually came back.
I had all but forgotten about mygirl.
And then we got Miss Um BlancheDebereau's cousin, whose first
name escapes me, showing up in abuzzer beater appearance,
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talking about she's aCarrington.
Let's get to the bottom of that.
Season five, episode one, thedisappearance.
Oh shit.
Wait a minute.
Y'all didn't tell me nothing.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna get excited.
God, I wish my grandma was stillalive.
Rest in power, my love.
Oh my god.
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I didn't know Billy D D Williamswas on here.
Okay, y'all.
Okay, okay.
Well, there you go.
Obviously.
Obviously, it's gonna be thebest show.
Y'all got Billy D.
Cult 45 Williams to be onDynasty?
How did I not know that?
I have never in my life heardthat.
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Y'all, I'm sorry if you can heardogs and stuff barking.
I I got tired of waiting for itto be quiet.
I'm just gonna do what I need todo.
I didn't know Billy D was onhere.
Okay, I decided to watch thecredits because I've I've looked
at everybody else's.
I figured why not check this oneout?
Not Billy D.
Oh, I'm excited now.
Seems like they added a few morenotes to the entrance, also.
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The theme song, a few morepieces of landmark, pieces of
landmark, a few more landmarksin the b-roll.
Nice show opens with a baby blueMercedes crunched up against
some sort of pole treesomething.
Cops, ambulance scattered about.
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Jeff is in his Mercedes.
You can tell some time haspassed because Jeff is hotter
for some reason.
He looks like he's he's beenworking out or something.
He looks a little bit different.
Oh, I I remember now.
I remember now.
So he was chasing Fallon, but hegot cut off by the construction
in the middle of the night on arainy night.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
Well, by the time he catches up,the ambulance is already there.
He runs over, he yells, Fallon,Fallon, taps a kid on the
shoulder, turns him around.
Real handsome black paramedic.
I'm liking immediately thatclearly y'all are adding more
hot blacks to the show, and I'mhere for it.
I love it.
This kid is super cute.
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But unfortunately, he said, Oh,I'm sorry, sir, this is not a
broad, this is a dude.
Heavy set drug truck driver sitsup and he's like, Yeah, I was
knocked out or whatever.
So the story is truck driverswerves to avoid ballot in the
car.
He's knocked unconscious.
By the time the paramedics andall that get there, he didn't
even know what happened.
He's just like, Man, I don'tknow.
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I was driving, and the nextthing I know, I woke up, I'm
here.
Jeff is obviously frantic,explaining to the cops, she's my
wife.
Well, she's my ex-wife, about tobe my new wife again.
And the cop's like, well, Imean, not tonight.
She's not.
I don't know how she walked awayfrom this, but she's gone.
You know, if I'm gonna believethat bridal wear gives you the
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sort of migraine that makes youjump into an automobile and
drive into oncoming traffic intorrential rain, and that you're
able to have these episodes asyou drive, you're almost drunk,
you are able to swerve.
Why wouldn't I believe?
Of course, of course you crashedyour car, and of course you
walked away completely unscathedin the middle of the night with
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nothing on you other than Imean, not a wedding dress.
I don't know what she put on,but okay, yeah.
So Fallon has scrammed.
So I wonder if the actress waslike, y'all know what?
Figure it out.
I'm not coming back.
Gosh, we're right away cleanupon owl.
This isn't necessarily a cleanupon aisle five, but I I love the
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dynasty.
If they're not gonna do nothingelse, they're gonna give you a
little bit of revisionisthistory.
Blake is worried sick.
He's worried so sick that he hadto go upstairs and take to bed,
put on a silk robe and silk PJswhile Crystal and her hideous
lavender bridesmaid nightmaredress escorted each and every
guest out of the door.
Y'all got to go.
You ain't gotta go home, but yougotta get out of here.
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He's talking about how brave hebeing Blake.
How brave Fallon has alwaysbeen, so fearless.
Something must have frightenedher.
He's talking about, you know, Iremember the first day of
kindergarten, I dropped her offat six years old.
She looked over her shouldersand waved goodbye to me.
She wasn't afraid at all.
I'm like, you know she wasn'tafraid, because as many nurses
as I see raising her kid, youwant me to believe that you
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actually raised that girl.
She probably didn't even knowhim until she was like 12.
You know how that goes.
I've seen the Paris Hiltondocumentary.
Thank you very much.
I am so serious when I say thatwhen I finish these fantastic
shows, I am going to immersemyself in every piece of
literature I can find.
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I need to know what the writerswere thinking at the beginning
of season five.
So, right off the bat, I cantell Steven is going to be
insufferable this season.
Straight away, he comes down tothe courthouse where Dex is
patiently waiting for the judgein his chambers, blah, blah,
blah, trying to get Alexis abail hearing night of incident.
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Steven comes in.
Dex, you can leave now.
It's under control.
Dex is like, yeah, it definitelyis under control because I took
control and I got my lawyer inhere to uh make sure your mom
gets this bail hearing.
Stephen then starts acting likea child.
How dare you?
Who gave you the authority?
And Dex, Dex and I are on thesame page tonight.
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He says, Stephen, I thought youwere mature enough to put your
mother's needs first.
You would rather your mom sit injail and wait for you, or would
you rather for her to be out andto be free?
Are you not concerned with yourmother's welfare?
Here's the thing.
Alexis is quickly escorted intothe courtroom.
Of course, you know, she's sheacting up immediately.
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She's annoyed.
She's like, These women arecussing me out.
They stink.
It smells like pee.
There's no way I'm going back inthere in this fly dress.
You can just forget it.
Get me out of here.
The judge is like, please have aseat.
Apparently, the judge is annoyedbecause he was about to go home
and have a sandwich when allthis uh riffraff comes pouring
in.
So now he's got to stay late anddo da-da-da-da.
So naturally, he don't want tohear any lip.
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This is where my my question,the writing comes into question
for me.
Bail as set for two milliondollars.
If I understand that correctly,you only have to come up with
like 10%.
But let's say she has to come upwith the full two million, and I
misunderstood.
These are billionaires.
Alexis is now stressed.
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Oh my gosh, can you come up withthe money?
Uh yeah.
Yeah.
Why is this even a question?
Why is this?
Okay.
I understand you need to builddrama, you need to build some
intensity, but you're not gonnatell me that Elon Musk is in
jail and he's worried about atwo million dollar check.
Not even a little bit.
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But we need to, I guess we needto build the tension between she
and Dex Dexter.
I know he wasn't gonna leave herin there long.
Out of all the shows, Dynastyalways feels the most scattered
to me.
Do you guys agree?
Like, if you think about theother ones, there's definitely a
beginning, middle, and end.
There's you can always see thethrough line.
I really do think Dynasty, Ialmost said dominoes, Dynasty
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maybe has six or seven writers.
They all write a differentscenario on a card, shuffle the
cards, and then just lay themout.
I'm like, okay, make it makesense.
Sometimes it does, sometimes itdoesn't.
In this case, uh, time willtell.
I'm gonna try to chill to aboutthe 25-minute mark and see what
happens.
Oh, before we go.
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They added yet another hotblack.
We got a black lawyer.
Listen, guys.
If you know what it is, ifyou've ever been token, you know
how they do tokens on TV.
It's like, okay, this seasonthey realize, oh yeah, we how do
we make these other people blendin?
We're gonna sprinkle in a fewmore hot blacks, of course,
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because this is a soap opera,everybody's gonna be good
looking.
But hot black lawyers, like,yeah, this lady probably pushed
this kid off the side of amountain, or excuse me, the side
of a building.
Dex's lawyer is like, there's nowitness, there's no evidence.
This is an egregious charge.
I fully agree with Dex's lawyer.
There is zero evidence toimplicate her.
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They didn't even say I it mademe wonder how.
I mean, besides the element ofsurprise, besides it being the
finale, besides them needingsomething to get them to the
cliffhanger, they didn't sayanything.
There wasn't, it wasn't evenlike, oh, we found your
fingerprints on the glass thathe was drinking, he was
whatever.
Nothing other than he cast acheck uh two, three days before
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he died.
It has absolute there's noevidence whatsoever.
I would have thought that theywould have brought up something,
but they they they've yet to tieanything to her.
The judge is annoyed and he'slike, it's late.
And if the cops said you did it,they had a reason to say it.
Come on now.
Your bail is set for two milliondollars because you met you
probably did it.
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Wow.
Baby Blake is not a baby, he'slike four years old with a my
buddy haircut and Oshkosh Bagoshoutfits on.
That's always kind ofinteresting on these shows.
You do need to speed up thebabies.
I get that.
So now he's talking, and he wentfrom being a toddler last night
to a um kindergartner thismorning.
He wants to know where his momis.
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No one knows.
Jeff came in the night previous.
Blake was all up and down hisback.
Where's my daughter?
She must be hurt.
Did you go here?
Did you go there?
Jeff's like, What do you thinkI've been doing for the last
five hours?
Obviously, I went to thehospital, talked to the police,
we talked to everyone.
She's just gone.
We don't know where.
She doesn't appear to be hurt,but she also doesn't appear to
be safe.
Everyone's upset.
The Carringtons and the Colby'sare deflated.
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And baby Blake is uh six foottwo and talking.
They're so deflated and they'reso devastated that Jeff decides
he's gonna put out a$100,000reward for any information
leading to the capture or uh Iguess it wouldn't be capture,
would it?
The uh location of Fallon,Carrington, Colby Colby.
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Blake's pride jumps in and yeah,let me put up some of the money.
Jeff's like, nah, man, um, Ineed real money, not monopoly
money.
I know you ain't got no moneylike that, but don't worry about
it.
You know, we family.
I'll I'll take care of it.
Of course, Alexis's money ain'tfunny, so she go ahead and she
doubles it.
You know that just hurts Blake'sfeelings even more.
Not gonna lie, it's a little bitof a drag.
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Everybody's really down.
I have to put my feelings forFallon aside.
And it's not, you know how Ifeel.
We we don't need to rehash allthat.
They're awfully depressed.
Very heavy about 20 minutes intothe show.
Not only is Alexis' money long,her faith in her son, not
Steven, is very strong.
She pulls Adam aside in heroffice and says, Look at me,
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son, do you think that I killedMark Jennings?
I want you to tell me the truth.
Now he hesitates.
He's kind of looking her up anddown, like, I mean.
Uh, what do you want me to say?
He eventually says no.
And she's like, You hesitated.
I'm not even mad at you, though,because a good lawyer would.
See, that's the thing about you,Adam.
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Not only are you my son, you gotmy brains, you got my swag.
I want you to assist this lawyerI bought.
Best lawyer in the country.
I want you also on my defense.
He's like, Word?
He's completely shocked.
She said, Yeah, hell yeah,you're my son.
He's like, I know, but we ain'texactly been friendly lately on
the count of her entering andremoving and entering and
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removing him from her will atwill.
But that's when she tells him,you know, we blood, you come
from my loins.
You're definitely as smart as Iam, you're as beautiful as I am.
Of course I want you over there.
I want you there.
You're my baby.
Truth is, he's the kid she knowsfor a fact is as ruthless as
her.
You don't want to put one of themother flakes on her on the
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stand.
Fallon's running around, Stevenis just super bratty.
Yeah, Adam is kind of ano-brainer.
Plus, things go awry.
He knows a guy who knows a guywho can get him a little paint,
make all your problems, and gobye-bye.
Adam, of course, accepts on onecondition.
He wants the tea.
I want to know all about you andBurt Reynolds stash Mark
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Jennings, top to bottom.
Which honestly has nothing to dowith nothing.
He was drunk and he fell or thatguy she insulted pushed him.
I don't see.
Do y'all notice?
Now that I'm saying this outloud, every season of Dynasty
starts out with somebody eitherin court, except with the
obviously the first season, theydidn't have that opportunity to
go to court yet.
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But they're always dragging awoman on the stand and um
sifting through her sex life.
Can we not, please?
Unless we have to.
You know, with a parent, cousin,significant other, they show you
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around their hometown.
This is where I got my firstkiss.
This is where I learned to ridea bike, blah, blah, blah.
Those moments are amazing.
It's it's so much fun.
And I feel like it brings you soclose to someone when you can
share those moments.
It's it's nostalgia by proxy.
It's it's a window into a personyou cared about past.
You kind of see what this is thething that built them.
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This home or this school or thisrestaurant is part of the reason
they are the way they are, forbetter or for worse.
If they care enough about you toallow you in that space, it's a
wonderful, vulnerable moment.
Blake and Crystal get in theirBentley or Mercedes or whatever
it is.
I don't drive fancy cars, so Idon't really know.
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And they drive to the outskirtsof Denver to one of the Denver
Carrington oil sites, one of therigs, only to find a
hand-painted sign that says forsale on said rig gate.
Blake steps out and he's lookingover it, and Crystal says, I
know where we're at, Blake.
This is Denver Carrington one.
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He's amazed that this woman hehas been deeply intimate with
for several years at this point.
He's amazed that she knows that.
She must really care about him.
Or maybe she was his secretaryor something at one time, and
also she can read.
Her being a secretary wouldallude to her being able to
read, but that's beside thepoint.
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Blake is touched until he's not.
He says, Yo, this is um, this iswhere it all started, and now
it's all gone.
Crystal says, No, baby, no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're looking at this allwrong.
The money is gone.
The man is still here.
The money may be gone, but thetechnology is still here.
The man who made this happen isstill here, and baby, that's all
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that matters.
He looks over at her and hercrystal blue eyes, her quaffed
hair, and her fly coat that he'sprobably gonna have to ask her
to return at some point today.
But he sees a woman with optionsand he says, Crystal, I know a
lot about you, but I don't knoweverything.
Are you the type of bra thatsticks around with someone like
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me out of pity?
And she said, Wait, did pity?
No, baby.
I I'm I'm here because I loveyou.
I'm here because I want to bewith you.
Didn't you hear what I said?
He's like, Yeah, I'm sorry, I'msorry, I'm just insecure.
You know what I'm saying?
I just I I don't know what I wasthinking.
We're at my first rig, and nowit's not my first, you know.
A lot of feelings going on, butit means the world to me that
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you trust me and believe in me.
That's beautiful for them.
Sneak peek into their hearts.
I question this just a littlebit though.
She believes that you have theability to gain this millions
again.
She is wise enough to deducethat.
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Listen, if you pulled yourselfup by the bootstraps once and
became a millionaire, I have noreason to believe you can't do
it again.
Plus, she's got several thousanddollars worth of clothes and
jewelry just in case this thinggoes south.
So we get to see Miss DianeCarroll's apartment.
Or no, maybe she's still at LaMirage.
I forgot about well, I don'tknow.
(23:58):
Huh.
Either way, it's a lavenderroom.
Absolutely love the color of it.
It has a wet bar, it has thiswell-lit shelf with all these
crystal martini glasses andchampagne glasses, and she loves
an uh uh an asymmetrical number.
I feel like every outfit she'shad on since we've seen her two
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episodes ago has beenasymmetrical in some way, and
this is no exception.
She's got on like this peachsilk pajama number.
Dynasty's pajama budget is wild,but it's it's like um, god, I
don't know if I've ever seenthis color combination in a
room.
I'm sure I have at some point,but lavender and like a it's not
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a moss green, it's it's deeper,maybe it's sage.
Lavender and sage.
I can't really make up my mindand decide whether or not I like
it.
It looks weird, but then it'slike right when you fix your
mouth to say that, it's like,but I I kind of get it.
Kinda.
It's very 80s nonetheless.
Oh Lord, yes.
She hears a rat-a-ta-tat on thedoor, opens it, and it's Billy
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D.
Williams, aka Brady.
She's happy to see it.
Oh, look at my gorgeous man.
Yeah, he is.
Lord, he's fine.
Now he's another person who'sbeen in my life for years.
I I remember him in severalmovies.
I remember the movie Mahogany.
Loved it, loved him in LadiesThings of Blues.
That's actually my favoriteDiana Ross movie.
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Well, I don't know.
It's a close.
That mahogany are really good,but there was a scene in
Mahogany where it's towards theend, you know, she's dating that
photographer.
I haven't seen it in many years,guys, so forgive me if I'm
leaving out pieces.
But she'd become this model,right?
Mahogany becomes this model, andshe is in the car with this
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photographer.
And I can't remember if they hadactually hooked up or not, but
it seems like they were on adate or something, and he wants
to like take pictures of herwhile they're driving.
And she starts like moving herhead around.
She scared the hell out of me.
She reminded me of Large Margeon Pee-Wee's Big Adventure or
Big Top, under the Big Top,whatever.
Whatever the Pee-wee Hermanmovie is, where he hitches a
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ride from Large Marge and sheturns and she looks at him and
it does that weird shit, thatBeetlejuice stuff.
It looks like that.
So every time I see him, I kindof think of Diana Ross and that.
I've never quite been able tolook at her the same way.
But I have never had a difficulttime looking at him, even as a
little girl, like that.
That's fine.
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That's fine right there.
I know that.
I also know he plays the exactsame person in every single
movie.
Speaking of the devil, is hesupposed to be Barry Gordy?
Look at me hanging on his everyword.
So it's pretty clear that she'sinto him, right?
There's no doubt about that.
But it's also clear that she'splaying him a little bit.
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Oh, I'm just admiring you.
I'm so in love with you.
He wants to know why she didn'tgo meet him in LA three days
ago.
She says, Oh, it's so beautifulhere.
I love it here.
Denver is awesome.
He's like, all thisconstruction, womp momp.
My name is Brady Lloyd.
And I've been married to you,Mrs.
Lloyd, for far too long.
What are you up to?
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And she's like, Okay, okay, Igive.
It's business.
He's frustrated by that.
She's like, Don't mean I'm notin New York.
I'm not trying to buy this orthat.
I'm doing business here.
It's just a little business.
Like, I'm not trying to ice youout.
Well, he tells us, the audience,madam, in case you forgot, I'm
the same guy who squeezed talentout of these kids and and turned
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them into a multi-billion dollarrecording group.
Okay.
Is this not the second time he'splayed Barry?
Okay, I know what I'm thinking.
One of the movies that was onrepeat in my house growing up
because my mom loved MichaelJackson and the Jackson 5 was
The Jackson American Dream.
We had it recorded on VHS.
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I've seen that movie no lessthan a hundred times.
He was Barry Gory in that movie.
That would have, I don't knowwhat that would have been like
95, 96.
I'm not sure.
He plays him 10 years later.
I guess that's what he'sinsinuating.
That's who he is right now.
I get you.
Okay.
So y'all got money on top ofmoney.
I see.
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Dominique is her name.
I remember now.
Dominique is another Lily Mae.
She's she's talking to BarryGordy, aka Brady Lloyd, aka
Billy D.
Colt 45 Williams.
Saying, listen, baby, I think Imight want to buy this hotel.
I want to buy property inDenver.
So in the morning, I want you togo talk to this girl, Claudia V.
Stallion.
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I need you to ask her if I canperform here at the hotel.
And he's like, girl, you must becrazy.
You think I'm crazy.
She says to him, listen, baby, Ineed to know my American
audience.
What better place than Denver,freaking Colorado, to break into
the musac business.
The musac, not music, becausethat'll be elevator music in
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Denver.
No shade.
I just didn't know Denver hadher like that.
Wow.
She's clearly, clearly runninggame.
I don't know what game, but sheis.
She reminds me so much ofAlexis.
There, yeah, that that's who itis.
She's she's giving that veryseductive.
I'm almost convinced she'sdefinitely got another man on
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the side.
She's like, baby, I haven't seenyou in two weeks.
Please go downstairs and havethem let me have a little
resonancy here.
She's already been singing,though.
I okay.
Okay, hold on.
Let's think let's let's let'stalk about this, Jet.
Let's consider something.
Is this season going to be alittle bit more musical?
I don't mind a good musical.
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I'll as a matter of fact, Iinvite a musical number in the
middle of things that don't makesense, preferably.
I wonder how many A and Bselections she's gonna give us
this season.
She does have a baby grand pianoin her room.
Yeah.
I don't know what she's playinghim, but I I can tell she's
playing him for sure.
Also, I need to note myprejudice here.
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I don't think they're ooey gooeyopportunities.
Oh, I'm so into you, is isgross.
I know why I don't think it is,because I think Billy D.
Williams is hot.
I don't think it's hard to, it'snot hard for me to believe that.
But I don't buy that crystal'sinto Blake.
Even though I find Blake to be ahandsome man, it's just I I
don't I don't buy it.
Plus, the Carringtons get on mynerves.
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I gotta shake that off.
Didn't I just say at thebeginning of the show, I'm gonna
go into this with an open mind?
I'm gonna open it a little bitmore.
Girl, you just went from thehigh-class, highfalutin world
travelers, Billy D.
Williams and his lady, to uhCrystal and Blake, who are very
sophisticated people.
Let me go ahead and put that outthere.
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Samantha Joe showed up tobreakfast in a leather skirt and
a rag the hand top, like aquilted top, eating ham from her
hand, hand ham for breakfast.
In a house filled with dishes.
Matter of fact, I'm looking atdishes on the shelf.
Country bumpkin.
Isn't there some sort ofhillbilly hierarchy that at
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least deems that you grab anapkin or something?
She's walking around eatingChristmas ham out of the palm of
her ashy hands.
Lord have mercy, saying, Adam,can you take me and baby Danny
to the park, please?
Why don't you not go to yourfancy lawyer and job today and
I'll put my ham hands all overyou and the nurse can carry
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around my baby.
Oh my god.
Right about the time that Adamturned her down, because I mean,
gross, he's wearing a$3,000suit.
He can't afford to walk in therewith grease stains all over it.
People are gonna take himserious.
Right about this time, in walksSteven in the coochieest of
cutter shorts I've seen in avery long time.
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He has a nerve to have on asweatshirt.
It's kind of fire, actually.
It's a black sweatshirt fromPrinceton with like red and
yellow ribbing around the neckand the arms and the waist.
And then his shorts fall a meretwo inches below that.
I've wondered this for many,many years at this point.
Why shorts suddenly became solong if men and women were
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walking around withpre-glorified boxers on?
How did we get to Jim Shortsbeing past her knees?
Stephen wants to talk.
Sammy Joe does want to talk, soshe saunters out of the room
with her handful ham.
And Stephen was, of course,looking at Adam out the side of
his eye like, oh, that was cute.
Adam says, Listen, nah, it's noteven like that.
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I promise you.
I'm staying as far away from heras I possibly can, and that's
true.
After the wedding, she askedAdam if he thought about her
late at night when he was in bedand alone.
And he's like, I think aboutyou, but we need to focus on
your family right now.
Why don't you try to work thingsout with Steven?
He legitimately did ask her todo what's best for your son.
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Because she's talking about howshe can't believe she gave him
up.
And he's like, I know, but look,he's already settled, he's here.
I'm sure Steven will be willingto work with you.
Why don't you do that?
So before Stephen can get alldeep in his feelings, Adam's
like, yo, bro, listen, I knowthis might not be any of my
business, but have you thoughtabout working it out with
Samantha?
Would you, wouldn't you ratherjust work it out than drag this
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through court?
Do what's best for your baby?
And that's when Steven's like,oh, I mean, yeah, I would like
to.
It's none of your business, butyes, I would like to.
And apparently, Samantha thinksshe's your business now.
He's like, nah, I'm in.
It ain't even like that.
I'm just saying, I promise you,I'm not even gonna cross that
line.
I just think y'all need to dowhat you need to do.
There's way too much going on inthis family.
I think he's catching a littlebit of what Ray Krebs is
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catching down in Dallas.
He's getting a good hard look atthis family he thought was real
put together and thought, youknow what?
I'm actually good.
Billings is a beautiful town.
I might hop skip and jump overthere at some point, but nah, oh
no, no, no, no.
I want you, I don't want yourleftovers.
I can't have a stepson nephewsituation.
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Absolutely not.
He asked if they can just befriends.
I hope so this season, becauseat this point, there's nothing
else to drag out.
Adam's bothering absolutely noone at this point.
Let's just move past it.
To my surprise, Steven agrees tobe friends.
He's like, Yeah, I can do that.
You know what they say?
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My enemy's enemy is my friend.
And right now, the persona nongrata is Dex Dexter.
Neither one of the Carringtonboys liked the fact that Dex is
the one who bailed their motherout of jail.
They feel like he's uppity.
He's all in her business.
Never mind the fact that hesaved her from jail when they
couldn't.
They feel a way about it.
Steven said, Well, first, whenas soon as I get to work, I'm
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gonna flip through the books,I'm gonna pay him back so that
he he doesn't have a say in whathappens from here on out.
And Adam's like, yeah, yeah,yeah, I like that, I like that.
He calls new major domo, notJoseph, but Gerard.
He says, Oh, Gerard, can I speakto my father?
Gerard said, Well, I well, quietis kept.
Gerard is messy, I can tell.
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Your dad is still asleep.
He was up all night pacing upand down the hallway, but you
didn't hear from me.
He's depressed.
There's a kid missing,obviously.
Also, Steven made me veryuncomfortable at breakfast.
I hope this is pre-workout andhe don't have like hot pleather
sweat fumes in front of the hamand whatnot.
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Other people got to come in andeat and his all that parallel
with the food.
Adam's like, dang, I mean, it'swatching an empire crumble.
I I mean, I'd probably take tobed too if I just watch billions
of dollars crumble in the dust.
That's how that has to hurt.
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Steven's like, yeah, but it's Ithink it's Fallon.
You know, Fallon's gone and allthis is happening.
It that's what's killing him.
It's probably a combination ofboth.
I'm sure Fallon is in theforefront, but also his
dwindling resources.
Although you'd never know itfrom breakfast.
It's quite the spread.
Plus, there's like five peoplein the house with jobs.
They'll be alright, they'll befine.
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He's back.
I love a disheveled BlakeCarrington.
He's upstairs in his PJs.
Crystal comes in with a proptray.
You can tell they glued thedecanter and all that on it.
But she's like, Blake, um, Iknow you're going through it,
but Claudia needs to know whatto do about some of the repairs
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at La Mirage.
I forgot that Blake was footingthe bill for La Mirage.
Totally forgot about that.
Assumed Fallon was doing wellenough on her own at this point
to have taken over that, butapparently that's not the case.
So La Mirage is in thatportfolio of things that he
needs to liquidate.
Things aren't looking good.
Claudia needs to know aboutthat.
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The lawyers have been calling,wanting to know what else he
wants to liquidate.
The press is calling and hesnaps at Crystal.
Damn it, Crystal, why are youdoing this to me?
This ain't Crystal from seasonone.
She's not gonna curl up.
She looks at him and she's like,because you need to get your
craft together, Blake.
That's why.
What are you gonna tell allthese people?
And he's like, you know what,you're right.
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He sucks it up.
Tell Claudia to do whatever shethinks she needs to do.
Um, tell the lawyers, I'll talkto them in a little bit.
And as far as the press goes,you are the director of public
relations with absolutely noexperience.
You tell them whatever you wantto tell them.
So even as he's going broke, hestill gives the delegate
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responsibility to other people.
I mean, God bless a wealthy man.
So, meanwhile, at Colby Co.,Steven is true to his word.
He is going through the books,all the QED reports, they call
it something else on this, tofind out what account he can
withdraw the two million dollarsfrom to pay back Dex Dexter to
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get him out of their hair alittle bit.
I tell you what, Stephen's timeaway on oil rigs and foreign
seas has done him a world ofgood.
He has come back with a brandnew face and uh just a bevy of
skills that come in handy timeafter time after time.
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He instructs his secretary tobring in the QED books and he's
going through them line by line,each ledger, to see where he can
take some money from.
He said, Don't bother me at allunless somebody calls about my
sister.
And I don't care.
It can be anything big or small,let me know if it's about my
sister.
Otherwise, I can't do nothing.
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Even his wife, Claudia DeeStallion, called and she's like,
Hey, babe, you want to go to amovie?
Her voice is a little deeperthis season, like she's been
smoking cigarettes or something.
I like it.
He says, Unfortunately, babe, Igotta, I got to see this
through.
I can't go anywhere tonight.
She's like, okay, no biggie.
Talk to you later.
Side note, real quick, I foundout very recently.
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Shout out to Bob for thisinformation.
I'm just I'm disgusted by it,quite frankly.
I Kirby and Claudia were hated.
Are you mad?
Are you serious?
Listen, listen, listen.
Okay.
Not you know, y'all already knowhow I feel about Claudia the
Italian, been a fan for a verylong time.
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But she is, I can see if youdon't like the tone of her
voice, Claudia is is to somepeople what Fallon is to me.
It's not that it's her per se,it's the way she's being used.
I can totally see that beingannoying.
But I I love her, she's lovable,she's a twice institutionalized
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woman with her uh chin up, chestout.
She's still out here raisingother people's kids, throwing
babies off the side of theceiling.
I mean, the the roof, babydolls.
It was amazing.
She had the whole city on edge.
She had the whole city on edgein behind a cabbage patch doll.
Iconic.
I don't care what anybody says.
And Kirby, uh Kirby, quitefrankly, Kirby and Adam saved
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season three and two, three atleast.
Alexis, Kirby, and Adam savedseason three.
That's all I'm gonna say aboutit.
I just can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
But anyway, Steven is just asgagged as I am right now because
he's talking to his mother.
She's thinking something aboutFallon happened.
This is an emergency meeting hecalled in the privacy of her
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penthouse.
Steven, what is it?
It's Fallon, isn't it?
He's like, no, it's not Fallon.
Then what the hell is it?
Why is it just why do you need ameeting?
He says, Well, I need to talk toyou about this five million
dollars.
Tell me why.
I have almost forgotten aboutthat.
Damn it, Alexis.
This is her problem.
She don't she's drawing too muchmoney out of her business
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account.
I thought rich people hadforeign accounts, not girl.
Come on now.
Let me be quiet and see whatelse happens.
Alexis pulled the classic motherthing.
Steven's like, mommy, I was atthe office all day, all night,
and I found this$5 millionerror.
Only the more I looked into it,it wasn't an error.
She knows exactly what he'stalking about.
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She saunters off.
She's like, Well, I guess I'mgonna have to fire someone and
bookkeeping me, aren't I?
And he goes, Are you?
Do you need to?
I don't like this I don't likethe tone of your voice, Steven.
I am your mother.
Mm-hmm.
Famous last words, right?
That's how you know a parent isokay, yeah.
You caught me.
But I'm your mother, don't youdare talk to me in that tone of
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voice, telling me the truth andwhatnot.
She is so annoyed right now.
She's cursing Blake under herbreath.
I just know it.
Why did he send these kids tothese fancy schools?
When the hell did Steven becomean accountant?
Steven knows everything.
Steven is an accountant, oilhand, he is a rig hand, he is
freaking detective.
He even went to the bank andfound out that she withdrew five
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million dollars.
And he knows she didn't buy silkin Hong Kong.
She took it to Hong Kong and hethinks she gave it to Rashida
Med to sabotage Blake's oildeal.
I bet she is kicking herself.
Damn it.
Shouldn't have kicked Adam outof the wheel and left this boy.
She gave him all access toeverything.
She's of course playing dumb.
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I can't believe you're jumpingto these wild conclusions,
Stephen.
This is ridiculous.
Stephen's like, oh yeah, I'mjumping, Mama.
I'm jumping to conclusions.
Matter of fact, not only do Ithink you bought off Rashida
Med, I think you killed MarkJennings because he knew about
it.
I'm disgusted now.
Stephen, you've gone too far.
She said, Stephen, you bettertake that back.
Do you realize what you'resaying?
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He's like, I do realize what I'msaying.
She's like, I would never killMark Jennings.
I had absolutely nothing to dowith that now.
Okay, okay.
I have five million reasons totalk to Rashida man.
Need I remind you that Colby Coestarted the search for that oil
in that area?
Remember that?
Yeah, so maybe, so okay.
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And maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
And plus, your daddy knew I wastrying to get in on that deal,
and he squeezed me out.
I just did what he was gonna doto me first.
That's all I did.
If the tables were turned, hewould have done the same thing
to me.
No questions asked.
Now, Steven is a little bit tornnow.
He's like, well, damn, damn,damn, damn.
He has a conscience.
He's gotta wake up every morningand look himself in the mirror.
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He's gotta look at his wife,he's gotta look at his baby
every day.
And he can't do that with thisinformation on his shoulder.
She says, Darling, what do youplan to do with this
information?
He said, I'm gonna tell mydaddy.
I'm gonna tell him.
She's like, Why?
It's not gonna bring his moneyback, please.
He's like, I'm sorry, I have to.
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I just I just can't not do it.
No doubt about it.
She realized in that moment thatshe had really effed up.
It should have been Stephen sheleft in a cradle in the rain to
be kidnapped and take thebillings, not Adam.
You give birth to these littleingrates and you bankrupt his
dad, and all of a sudden you'rethe devil.
Oh, Stephen's had a rough day.
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By the time he gets home, all hewants to do is tell Blake, get
it off his chest, get it behindhim already.
He goes into the study and issurprised when Crystal is there
and stood to Blake.
Where's Dad?
He's out riding horses and such.
I really need to tell himsomething.
Okay, well, I mean, whatever itis, please be gentle, not too
much.
He's had a rough week.
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Stephen's like, I mean, I'msorry I gotta tell him.
Well, as he goes upstairs togreet his child, he hears a
bunch of bickering.
Enters the nursery, he seesSammy Joe in a workout outfit, a
leotard, tights, and a headband,cussing out Claudia and the
nurse, nanny nurse lady, becauseshe wants to she wants to give
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Danny a super sharp tractor toy.
She feels like rough edges arefine.
He'll be fine.
I grew up in a junkyard, Iturned out just fine.
Claudia and the nanny are like,this is too, this is a dangerous
toy.
He's not playing with this.
She constantly reminds him, butdid you give birth to him?
Did you give birth to him?
That's what I thought.
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I'm his mother.
Give him the dangerous toyimmediately.
Steven walks in, and it's justlike I said, it's been a long
day.
He ain't got time for this.
He kicks out the nanny and hesays, Take the baby with you,
please.
Sammy Joe, get the hell out ofmy house.
I'm just like, wow, my gayhusband is telling it to me
straight.
And he's like, Like I said, getout of my house.
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Gay and rich.
Okay?
Gay and rich, baby.
And this is my house.
And that's my son.
Get out.
Get your uh Walmart sack andyour can of spam or whatever you
got and go on and get.
Get on out of my house, hamhands.
And she's like, well, damn.
She thinks she's gonna godownstairs and and talk to her
auntie.
So she goes downstairs.
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Crystal's coming out of thestudy.
She's like, Auntie Crystal,Stephen told me I need to leave
this house.
I think you need to tell himthat I'm not leaving.
And Crystal says, shoot.
If I had it my way, you wouldhave never made it through the
doors.
Everybody hates you here.
It's time for you to leave.
Sam's like, well, damn.
Finally, she does the only thingshe knows how to do.
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She goes to Adam and she's like,Adam, yeah, I gotta leave.
Stephen told her she had onehour since she liked to talk so
slick.
Okay, cool.
You can get one, you got onehour to get out of my house.
My wealthy, wealthy, well-bredhouse with my son in my teens.
You can get out.
But she's like, Adam, can youtake me to the airport?
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He's like, sure, no problem.
She's like, Oh, but could youconvince the nanny to let the
baby Danny go?
You know how it is.
You were a dad.
I know you were only a dad for afew minutes, but you know how
hard it is to leave thatprecious baby, right?
I just can't stand it.
I just need to see him.
I want every second I can withhim.
Adam's like, well, I mean,that's perfectly reasonable.
Sure.
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So, flash forward just realquick over at La Mirage.
Claudia is talking to thecontractors, like, well, I have
this plan, I had that plan.
But when Billy D.
Williams comes a knocking,everybody else got to go.
As soon as he opens the door,she's like, Y'all gone, get out,
get out, get out, get out, getout.
Billy D said, Claudia, my ladywants to sing.
You think you can squeeze herin, you know, a week, two to ten
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days, something like that.
She's like, for sure, say less.
I heard her sing the othernight, she's good.
Absolutely.
Let me just figure out what timewe're gonna put her on.
Absolutely.
They sit down and he startstalking about Claudia, saying
her name all sexy.
Like you can you can hear herpanties sizzle and evaporate
that very moment.
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She's just kind of justsmoldering in her chairs.
He talks about what a beautifulromantic name, and his mother
wanted him to write poems and bea uh Hallmark card writer.
And she goes, Well, I mean, youyou make beautiful music.
Ah, yes, I love making music,but it's been a pleasure talking
to you, Claudius.
He's like, Oh, baby, you don'tknow the half of it, Billy D.
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So he just walking around beingfine for no reason and cream
with his little just for me permslick back.
I love it.
I'm sure he permmed his mustacheas well.
But after that's all settledoff, she's like, let me just
give him Mr.
Carrington, we'll figure outwhen to put her on.
Absolutely, no problem at all.
Adam, ever the gentleman, isdriving this girl to the
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airport.
Oh no, no, no, I left out alittle part.
Steven puts on his ridingclothes and he rides out to the
meadows, he finds his father,and he starts singing like
Dominique LaRoe or whatever herlevel de Babel Row, Billy D's
woman.
He's like, Father, guess what?
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My mother spent five millionAmerican dollars in Hong Kong to
sabotage your entire life.
And Blake's like, Word?
Steven's like, yeah, man, I'msorry.
That's what happened.
Blake's like, I mean, I kind offigured, but okay.
I figured it was her.
I just didn't want to believeit.
Okay, bet.
Say less, Steven.
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Thank you so much, baby, fortelling me that.
I know that was hard.
I know what you're losing bytelling me that.
But thank you for selling yourmother up the ribbon because at
the end of the day, I was theone feeding and clothing you all
this time.
Never mind the fact that I triedto sue you 15 different times.
He better keep Steven out ofcourt going on forward.
I don't care.
Keep it cute, Blake.
Blake has a brand new spring inhis step.
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He goes back to the house, hetells Crystal what happened.
I'm gonna mortgage this place,I'm gonna go raise some more
money, I'm gonna restarteverything, baby.
Don't you worry about it.
I'm gonna figure out whereFallon is.
I'm back, baby.
I'm back.
Well, you know who's not back?
Sammy Joe and Danny.
Adam drives him to the airport.
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He pulls up front.
This is 1980, whatever, so kidsdon't need car seats.
She's just holding Danny LucyGoosey.
She gets out.
She goes, Oh crap, I forgotsomething in the car.
Adam, would you go ahead and goin and check me in?
He's like, sure.
How scandalous.
I'm disappointed, Adam.
But also, he probably didn'tthink she was at bold.
Like, where's she gonna go?
(50:01):
Shame on you, Samantha, fortaking a man who was kidnapped
as a baby to help you kidnapyour baby.
He's not gonna recover fromthis.
Him and his brother have beencool for all of 45 seconds, and
then here we go with this.
She immediately hails a cab themoment he goes into the airport,
gets in the car, tells a baby,listen, man.
(50:22):
Now I ain't got nothing.
My best dress is wearing thesuitcases over there, but we're
gonna make a do-what a do.
And by my calculations, we'regonna have more than enough
real, real soon.
She takes this baby from a lapof luxury to layers and layers
of poverty.
No doubt.
Poor baby.
Well, he probably don't know nobetter.
All he knows is the nursery andthe occasional cousin's birthday
(50:46):
party, and every now and againhe gets to go to a shotgun
wedding and outside a littlebit.
Damn, Danny, I feel bad for thekid.
Also, Danny is not six foot talllike baby Blake.
Make it make sense.
All right, I'm not eventripping.
It's a little bit of a downer atthe beginning of this episode,
(51:07):
but they are wasting no time.
Alexis' neck is on the choppingblock double.
Now it looks like she murderedsomebody.
Now her own flesh and blood, herown son, the one she didn't let
almost drown and get kidnapped.
Sold her up the river just likethat.
I can't believe it.
But also, it's good TV, right?
I'm not mad at it.
(51:27):
And I just I can't believe Ididn't know Billy D.
the Williams was on here.
My grandma loved him.
Man.
Well, all right, y'all.
I think that's it.
That's all.
I'm not mad at this seasonopener.
We got ourselves a goodold-fashioned kidnapping.
We got several hot blacks, thehottest of all being the Billy
D.
Williams.
We got Alexis on the choppingblock.
(51:49):
You know.
Oh, Blake claims he's gonnateach her a lesson.
I'm gonna teach her a lessonshe'll never forget.
I doubt that very seriously.
But I need them to be enemies.
I love it.
Also, where the hell is Fallon?
No, seriously.
Where is Fallon?
Honestly, seriously.
Soap operand.
I can't I don't know.
Unless she had somebody pick herup, I suppose.
(52:14):
Gosh, and this is before cellphones and credit cards.
Surely she's oh my gosh, sheprobably has amnesia.
I immediately thought of days ofour life.
She's gonna be living in a cabinin the woods, or like that movie
where the goalie hon, um, is itoverboard?
The one with Kurt, her sexyhusband.
I forget it.
(52:35):
Is it Kurt?
It's not Kurt Douglas.
You know who I'm talking about,the hottie.
Oh man, yeah.
She's probably some 80-year-oldman's new wife shucking honey in
the country, eating blueberriesand building houses out of bear
dung and what have you.
Lord, Lord, Lord, how the mightyhave fallen.
(52:56):
All right, y'all, that's it.
That's all.
We are done with all of ourpremieres, and it is on and
popping.
Join me next time as we delvedeep into another vintage prime
time soap opera.
In the meantime, in betweentime, stay hydrated, stay
moisturized, mind your ownbusiness, put a leash on your
baby at the airport, lest hishillbilly ham hand mama come and
(53:19):
snatch him up and keep all ofyour drama on TV.
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