This Just In: From Goonies to Zero-Proof Glam — The Week in Sober Pop Culture

🎬 This Just In – Broadcasting from the land of the Goonies in Astoria, OR! 

This week’s sober pop culture round-up includes: 
✨ 3 Big Stories: 

• SoberScopes kick off Sober October 🌌 

• Ripple’s plant-based vapes 🌿 

• Alcohol-free perfumes 💐 

⚡ 2 Quick Hits: 

• DIY Zero-Proof Mocktail: The Wednesday 🍸 

• 2025 Sober October Gift Guide 🎁 

🍫 Fake Sponsor of the Week: Trigger Treats Chocolate – “Therapy you can eat.” 

🌟 Celeb Spotlight: Denzel Washington — nearly 10 years sober. 

🐻 Breaking Weird: A porch-pirate bear in Washington State steals a package. 

📆 Sober Events Stopwatch Challenge: Five events in 30 seconds, from San Francisco to Boulder. 

👕 Put That On a T-Shirt: “One-Eyed Willy’s treasure map is less confusing than Ripple vapes trending on TSC.” 

🎤 Outro Reminder: Getting sober matters. Staying sober matters more. 

📲 Links & Resources 

• Watch the porch pirate bear: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=786442787701285 

• Full list of sober events & retreats: [link to TSC calendar] 

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