This Just In: Top 5 Buzz-Free Headlines, Mary J. Blige, and a Dumpster Raccoon Revival

This week on This Just In, your sober newscasters Alysse Bryson and T-Boog turn the mic inward with a lineup that proves The Sober Curator’s own channels are overflowing with buzz-free brilliance. From glossaries and crafts to books and booze-free cocktails, we’ve got your sober entertainment needs covered—plus a Mary J. Blige spotlight, a raccoon rescue straight out of TMZ, and five sober events you won’t want to miss.

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Top 5 Headlines:

1. Glossary of Addiction & Recovery Terms

Ever nodded along in a 12-step meeting pretending you knew what “HALT” meant? The Sober Curator’s glossary is basically the Rosetta Stone of recovery. From “pink cloud” to “dry drunk,” it decodes the jargon and hands you the keys to clarity. Knowledge really is power—and in this case, power smells a lot like serenity.

2. Curated Crafts

Put down the vape, pick up the glitter glue. Whether you’re creating a Pinterest masterpiece or a hot mess with googly eyes, Curated Crafts is here to keep your hands busy and your mind at ease. Art therapy > drunk texts, every time.

3. The Sober Curator Library

Step aside Colleen Hoover—the library is open. Our #QUITLIT collection features memoirs, fiction, and even mocktail manuals. Reading is sexy, trauma healing is sexier, and sipping on a fauxjito while you highlight your favorite quote? Peak sober chic.

4. Sober Poetry

Snap if you’re sober and sad! This collection of heartfelt poems delivers raw emotion and healing metaphors that hit harder than a breakup text at 2 a.m. Think Maya Angelou meets Dear Diary—without the regret.

5. Happy Every Hour

Zero-proof cocktails that make RSVP’ing “yes” feel fun again. From fauxjitos to elderflower spritzers, this is your hub for recipes, reviews, and a little bit of audacity. Who needs vodka when you’ve got bubbles and botanical sass?

Sober Sip Celebrity Spotlight: Mary J. Blige

The Queen of Hip-Hop Soul has been serving looks, lyrics, and sobriety since 2012. Inspired by the loss of Whitney Houston, Mary J. chose prayer, faith, and accountability over substances and self-destruction. Her mantra? Feel it. Deal. Then heal. It’s a mic-drop moment that reminds us recovery is the real remix.

🤯 Buzz-Free Breaking Weird (Like Breaking Bad, but make it weird!)

Straight out of TMZ: a Kentucky nurse gave CPR to a baby raccoon that OD’d on peach moonshine in a dumpster. Yes, you read that right. Misty Combs pulled the little critter back from the brink with chest compressions and sheer determination. Somewhere between horrifying and heartwarming, this story is proof that recovery comes in all species. See the full story over at TMZ.

Top 5 Sober Events This Week:

• Friday, Sept 12 – NYFW Fashion Presentation Powered by Break Free – NYC
  Where couture meets clean living. Fashion meets trauma journal chic.
• Friday, Sept 12 – Charlie Sheen’s The Book of Sheen Launch – LA
  Tiger blood retired. Typewriter energy activated. Expect selfies, stories, and sobriety.
• Saturday. Sept 13 – 2025 Pittsburgh Recovery Walk – Pittsburgh
  Walk, talk, and hydrate. Sponsored by hope and probably snacks.
• Saturday, Sept 13 – Minnesota Walk for Recovery – Minneapolis
  Lakes, lutefisk, and leaving generational trauma in the dust.
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