June 24, 2025 • 27 mins
Join us for a milestone celebration as we hit our 100th episode of Sockeytome! What started as a simple idea to capture everyday conversations has evolved into a global listening experience reaching 23 countries and nearly 300 cities worldwide.
In this special episode, we take a moment to reflect on our podcasting journey, from those early awkward recordings to finding our rhythm and voice. With over 11,000 downloads to date, we're humbled by how our casual conversations have resonated with listeners from Connecticut to Sydney, Australia. We share behind-the-scenes insights about our process, favorite episodes, and the learning curve we've navigated together.
The conversation naturally wanders through topics like oppressive heat waves, the promises and perils of AI technology, the complications of self-driving cars, and other random observations that exemplify our typical banter. We debate everything from fluoride conspiracies to 3D printing possibilities, showcasing the unfiltered, friend-to-friend dialogue that defines our show.
Looking toward the future, we discuss plans to improve engagement, maintain consistency, and elevate our content quality for the next hundred episodes. Despite recording in the middle of the night (as is our tradition), our enthusiasm for this project remains undiminished.
Whether you've been with us since episode one or you're just discovering us now, we invite you to become part of our growing community. Subscribe to Saki Tumi wherever you get your podcasts, and join the conversation by emailing us your thoughts and questions. What topics would you like us to tackle in our next hundred episodes?
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Saki Tumi.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey everybody, welcome back to Saki Tumi, where
we connect people to people.
Even with our 100th episode,here we go.
I'm Ditto and I'm here withT-Bot.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hey, hey.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We are recording this one again at the 11th hour, but
ass tired and we're making ahabit out of this shit.
But this is the 100th episode.
I know, we made it 100.
We're going to do a special onewith I don't know more drama.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
More drama.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, we're going to give it some flair.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What kind of flair.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Flair, flair, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh, can't wait.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So let's just talk for a little bit about how the
hell we got here.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, so we made it somehow, way a hundred of them.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I know what a bunch of geeks we are a bunch of geeks
wow, speak for yourself birdsof a feather, isn't it?
Yeah, that's what they.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, I guess you're right Flock together.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
We started out on a whim Mm-hmm, and here we are.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's pretty awesome actually 100 of them later 100
of them later.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Why, why?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
are you shocked?
Because I wonder what thesurvival rate is for podcasts
altogether, how many of themactually make it to 100 episodes
?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't think 100 episodes is so many.
It's like how many after the100,?
I think A lot of podcasts justdon't make it because, like
honestly, how much stuff can youkeep talking about unless you
have a complete subject aboutsomething specific?
You know what I mean, likesports or music.
Or you know what I mean?
One genre.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
See, it's easy for me because I'm awesome.
Oh man, here we go, people andI could just talk about anything
I want at any time, and I'malways right oh, wow yeah, so
it's.
It's one of those things thatjust comes naturally for me, oh
boy, do you know what I mean?
Uh-huh and it's a gift, so Iwanted to give it back to the
(02:22):
world.
Oh God, that's my plan here.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Wow, good thing, they can't wait.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I want to give it back.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Mm okay.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You know, when you've got something this incredible,
this type of talent, you reallycan't just hold it to yourself.
You have to give it out toeveryone.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh, I see, Is that how it goes?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, so that's kind of what I'm doing here, okay,
and that's how we got this wholething started in the first
place.
I knew my ability, I knew whatI wanted and I was just like
let's go, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And then you freeloaders jumped on okay, now
we're freeloaders keep going.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, really anyone really buying this shit, really
great no, keep going is anyonereally buying this?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
shit, I want to keep you, to keep going I want to
hear this shit go ahead.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, none of that was true.
That's just me, and uh, I liketo act stupid oh, that's really
what that boils down to oh man,that was pretty funny no, but
it's been a half to get to 100.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
We started in December of 23.
Through 24.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
And now we're here.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I better go back and recount, but we're close to 100.
If we're not exactly on it,okay, we might be 99.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Alright.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Could be 98, but we're right around 100.
Okay, if this isn't the 100thepisode, it's coming.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, the first one.
I mean, if you think about whenwe started, we just sucked.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, I know we did.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I mean we still suck?
No, we don't.
Yeah, we're just a differentbunch of people talking about a
different bunch of stuff,exactly, and that's kind of what
I want to get into now for the100th episode.
Yeah is uh, we've talked aboutjust about anything yeah, that
that is correct do you mean?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
yep, anything out there newsworthy stupid.
Uh, dealing with the personalyep, I'm trying to famous people
yeah, we've talked abouteverything.
I don't want to.
I want it to be a bunch of likeDealing with the Personal Yep,
I'm trying to.
Famous people yeah, we'vetalked about everything.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I don't want it to.
I want it to be a bunch of.
This whole concept is supposedto be what you and your friends
would be talking about.
If you're at a picnic andsitting around at a barbecue or
whatever Right, and sittingaround and just talking about
stuff, the things that arehappening, the random crap that
(04:50):
just pops in our heads.
Yeah, sometimes there's a lothappening, sometimes there's
nothing correct and we somehowmanaged to put it together.
I mean there are some terribleepisodes.
Yeah, there are some where I goback.
I cringe to listen to them.
Yeah, we're gonna skip this onehere.
Then there's some that werereally good uh-huh, there were.
And going forward for the next100, we've got to figure out how
to make them all hit Okay,because I think what we've got
(05:11):
is good enough to keep going.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And we didn't know what the hell we were doing in
the beginning, so it's not fairto pick on us.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You can't pick on us because you're right.
We just, you just decided youwant to do this.
You asked all of us to help youout and we just went along with
how we felt we should do it andnow, here we are, and now here
we are.
We've gotten better, definitely, you know.
Granted, some of the subjectsaren't the greatest, but I think
it's whoever's talking about itmakes it funny.
Well, that's me.
Oh, oh man.
(05:41):
I opened my house for that oneyou opened your what for that
one?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Would you open your for that one?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I meant to say eyes and something else.
I'm so tired I'm not even surewhat just came out of my mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
We're going to let it go.
Usually, that would be all.
I'm not even going to say that.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh, I don't even know what I said.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You said something stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I said ass.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It sounded like it.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It did sound like it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Now that I think about it, it sounded like it, oh
my God.
Oh, that's funny.
And I was about to say I'mgoing to be all over that one
and they're like wait, no, no,that's going to be even worse,
can't do that.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Thank God, you're making me laugh.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's funny, right there you know in which is
incredible, we have gathered abunch of different things.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
First of all, we're over 11,000 downloads, which I
don't know in podcasting worldif it's good or bad.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Right.
Sounds impressive, though itsounds good, yeah, so let's just
say it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Let's just say it.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Right.
The more impressive thing,though, is the amount of
countries that have listened tous.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You keep telling me every once in a while like
so-and-so's listening, andthey're listening, and now I'm
like, wow, that's awesome man ohman, I wish you were doing
something.
Right then?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
There's 23 different countries.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Almost 300 different cities.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's great that have listened to us, so it's
like Well, they must not thinkwe're all that bad if they're
listening to us, and a lot ofthem are constant yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I just want to.
Basically, what I want to do isgive a shout out to everybody
that's out there that'slistening, like I'll go through
the top bunch of them, obviouslyhere in Connecticut are the
first two because they know whowe are and listen to us.
But there's New York, new York,palm Bay, florida, wow, west
Hartford, harvard, waterford,tampa, florida, virginia,
(07:34):
germany, who I want to thank forlistening.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Whoever that is, is a huge supporter Right and I love
it.
Thank you, let's see Westport,cleveland, ohio, melbourne.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Rhode Island, massachusetts, springfield, los
Angeles what else we got?
I'm trying to pick.
Like Connecticut listens to usbecause they know about us no,
well, but not all of Connecticut.
But I'm trying to go for theother ones that are around.
Right, I don't want to leaveConnecticut out no, of course.
But they have more of anopportunity to listen to us
because they know who we are.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But it's like there's Ohio's, there's Virginia's,
there's Massachusetts, NewYork's.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And thanks for listening.
Honestly, that is awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Then there's Sydney Australia.
Who do we know in SydneyAustralia?
Who do we know in SydneyAustralia?
I don't know, but they like us.
It's just like, if you're outthere listening to this episode,
this podcast, whatever, right,thank you so much.
Yeah, thank you.
I mean we can see it, weappreciate it and we know you're
there.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I got to start doing more for people that listen to
the show.
I got to get that.
So Skype ended that listen tothe show.
I gotta get that.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So skype ended?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
oh, no way so we don't have a phone already?
Oh no gotta figure out what todo there well, you know it's
email.
There's always email yeah, it'sgonna have to be email and I
want to start taking emails frompeople and I want to read them
on the air that'd be awesome andanswer the questions.
Yes, talk about it, perfectwhich you know what.
Let's see if anyone's emailed Idon't think anybody's emailed
(09:05):
in the last few months, but oh,I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You can keep talking as I do this well, okay, I'm
just very impressed that allthose people all over the world
are listening to us.
It's awesome me too yeah, keeplistening.
Stuff's getting better.
Right, we're getting smarter.
We've kind of figured out howto uh, get better at what we're
doing.
Sometimes the subject aren'tthe greatest, though, but we try
(09:29):
we do give it a shot we sure do, and I can't do this right now.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I don't know why this won't let me.
It's late, I'm not trying, I'mnot trying.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
It is late.
We just finished watching thered sox yeah, they get blown out
again.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They suck.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
They are awful.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I hate them.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
They're a terrible team.
They should just go stopplaying.
They really should.
I don't care for them.
Oh yeah, I don't, I won't.
I can't Give me one sec.
Okay, is it doing it now?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, it's not doing it again.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh, yeah, it is Now it's back.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
One of the channels cuts out, so it doesn't record
in stereo.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And then so for like three or four minutes there.
I didn't realize it until now.
I'm going to leave it in therebecause I'm not going to start
it all over again, oh jeez, butI don't know.
I now I'm going to leave it inthere because I'm not going to
start it all over again, oh jeez, but I don't know.
I got to find I might have tofind a better program.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Work in progress.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, so 100 episodes .
What was your favorite one?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh man Out of the 100?
.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I actually like the ones where you just where you
get all pissed off and you justgo off and shoot your mouth off.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Wow, thanks Makes you sound very elegant.
I like it when you just shootyour mouth off.
What do I do?
I sound like a blowhard.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, sometimes you do that too.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh my God, come on, what the hell.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Hey, you pick on me all the time, all the time you
walk yourself into it I don'twalk myself into shit, you just
take full advantage of it I justwalked.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You watch yourself.
I just watched you walk into awall.
I did not, you did two secondsago into a wall.
Was I dreaming?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, you may have been.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I don't think so.
It seemed real to me.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Sometimes the ones are to the fire, ready to ignite
that was funny.
Those were funny.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Get me started on something right now.
I dare you, I'll give you fivebucks if you do.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Five bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I'll give you five dollars if you get me started on
something.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Five dollar, that's your bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I'll give you five dollars if you get me started on
something, five dollar, that'syour cry, five dollar.
Can't what the hell, get mestarted on anything.
What was I pissed off aboutlast?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh God, that mean like ten minutes ago, before we
started this.
Who knows.
Well, besides you waking me upfrom, a slumber saying, hey, we
have to podcast.
Hey, you said we had a podcast,so I'm waking you up.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh, now it's my fault .
No, oh, now I get it.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Just making sure that we meet our deadlines every
Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
All right, let's get over this.
Seriously, what was the lastthing I was pissed off at?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
It was today.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Drives me nuts, blows me Scurn up.
Both of us Get up, take thatfor free.
What the hell did I do?
I?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
don't really remember .
Speaker 2 (12:30):
It was um.
Oh, I know what it was.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It doesn't really piss me off, it's just hilarious
.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
It was the heat, oh God, it's 2,000 degrees.
Where we are right now, nobodycan feel their soles of their
shoes or their self beings.
And here I am, and it's funnybecause I hate the heat.
Yeah, I hate sweating, yeah, Ihate it, I hate it.
I hate it.
I dried my clothes three timestoday, jesus, three freaking
(13:07):
times.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So, but it's funny because you know it gets this
hot and all of a sudden,everyone's attitude changes.
Oh, I agree with everyone.
Everyone gets cranky.
They don't want to go out ofthe house, they're miserable and
they're like.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Here I am like most of my job is done outside and
like you can't get it.
It's hot today, don't worryabout it, just go home, drink
some water.
Make sure you drink a lot ofwater.
It is the best.
Nobody's pissed off.
I can't do any work.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Exactly what the hell .
They're not motivated, theycan't go outside, they just want
to sit in the house.
Yeah, I feel bad if you'reoutside.
It's so hot.
Just go home.
You guys need some water.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
If you gotta take a break, take a break, take a
break.
It's okay.
It's really hot out here.
Oh no shit, I didn't notice.
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
They said what?
It's almost going to be over100 tomorrow.
That's insane.
It was over 100 today.
Well, worse than today.
That's going to be justoppressive.
Oh, that big word oppressive.
What does that mean?
Oppressive?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It means you're pressed down by somebody's thumb
, just squirting it like aketchup bottle, ew or toothpaste
.
You put toothpaste on it, thereit is.
You know what I mean.
You smear it all over yourteeth and you get cancer.
Fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Oh God, fluoride.
What a fucking turd.
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Fluoride.
What a turd.
It helps you, it helps you.
No, it doesn't.
It fucking kills you, it doesnot.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes, it does.
Listen.
What does not kill us thesedays?
Tell me one thing that's goodfor us out there.
Vegetables all kinds of shit,unless you grow them yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
So grow them yourself , eat them.
That's probably the only thing.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Chickens?
Yeah, well, it depends on whatthey eat.
That's you.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What happened there?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That was you.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
What did I do?
I didn't move.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Was it the dog?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Our mascot.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That was weird, anyway.
Anyway, fowl is good for you,go figure, fowl is good for you,
go figure, foul is good for you.
Sounds just weird, doesn't itmake sure you consume some foul?
It's good for you.
It's good for you.
Foul odor is bad.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
foul ball is bad right foul is supposed to be
good for you but foul is goodfor you.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I don't get it.
What the hell's wrong with theEnglish language?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Oh right.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I don't know.
Bad things, bad things.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
There, there and there.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
People that can't use them are losers.
Don't get me started.
There's so many things I can'tstand people.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You know, AI is really what's going.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You know we've had this conversation before.
Yes, we have, but it can'tspell no.
Well, it doesn't have to.
It's just so quick and fancyand they're just gonna.
It gives us explanation and allthe, all the words are wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah you ever try to read the closed caption on the
ai product?
It's like exercise with an S.
What the fucking shit?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yep, I wonder how that programmed that.
It's just weird.
And then the punctuation.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I don't know if it handles punctuation, I don't
know if it doesn't.
Yeah, I haven't done anythingthat major with it yet, right,
but I swear to God, it's like itbecomes a run-on sentence.
It just keeps going.
It's like you should havepaused there for a minute
because I didn't know what youwere talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
That is the next generation of what's going to
happen.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, and I love this whole thing where, uh, your
kids are building businesseswith AI and you don't know, you
don't even know how to get pastchat GBT Right, I'm like the
fuck they are.
Where's my kid?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I know how slow is he ?
No, he's up there yeah, well,where?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
where's his business with ai?
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
well he's.
Yeah, I don't know exactly.
You're lying sex.
He's too close.
I skirt up to you, he's toolittle.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yet though, they're probably 11 year olds are doing
it he's older than 11.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
No, okay, all right and I?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
well, where's this billion dollar business that
he's building with this AI crapthat he knows so much about and
I don't know shit about, and Ican barely get a podcast off the
ground.
This is fucking toilet, water,toilet water, just toilet water,
oh God.
It is poopy flavored toiletwater.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Blows my skirt up.
Man, take that for free.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I love AI.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
But I can't take them all.
No, AI just lies to us.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
What.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Well, ai is supposed to grow as you teach it what to
do, right?
Can you imagine all these liarsin the world telling a fucking
artificial source of being whatto do?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
It's going to do everything wrong.
It's not going to work.
No, it's probably going to beso smart that it's going to say
you're lying.
And this is what's happeningright now.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I hope that it just 3D prints one of them guns and
shoots everybody that can'tspell or use punctuation, jesus,
it's going to become populationcontrol itself.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Those 3D printers are awesome.
They can print anything.
That's pretty cool.
Well, no, the whole conceptjust is really, really cool.
I want a new car.
Can I have it printed out?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
please, yeah, but the wheels are stuck to the ground.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
It's okay, that's just a minor detail.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, moving parts are a minor detail.
That's right, they'll fix itThey'll fix it.
Yeah, just plug and play.
Yeah, just snap the wheels onthere.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
They won't fall off if you're driving on the street
and I'm sure if it's AI buildingthis thing and printing it off
for you, it'll have smartdriving.
Yes, you can just get bummed,fall asleep and drive home.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Exactly what do you think Tesla does?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I've got to ask you a question.
What?
Here's another thing that blowsmy skirt up.
Oh boy, a lot of people getarrested for DUIs.
Yeah, and it's like oh, all youhave to do is have your keys in
the car Right, or keys in theignition Yep, cars don't have
ignitions anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, good point.
How the fuck are you going touse that excuse.
Yeah, you're still behind thewheel, though.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You're behind the wheel and it's running.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
The car starts itself , drives itself.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
How's this my fault yeah, but you programmed it.
Though you can't, I programmedit, no no, I didn't program the
car you know you person sittingbehind the wheel driving the car
, not driving the car sittingbehind the wheel.
You put, you started the car.
That's probably what you'regoing to say, regardless if it's
a key or whatever, when you sayI am not lucky enough to have a
(19:48):
a new fangled type vehicle no,I don't think I want one.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
You have to, you don't have.
I still have my truck, stillgot to stick the key in the
ignition and turn it.
That's right, right, that'swhat I got, yeah.
And so how do I know if the cardoesn't just start, if the
key's in the car for more than15 minutes and there's a weight
on the passenger and thedriver's seat, I don't know?
it just doesn't start okay, whatif it thinks that you're in
(20:14):
there and it's hot out, it wantsto keep the air out for you I
don't think your car is going tomanually turn the key.
It can drive itself your car itdoesn't have to turn the key.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
There's no ignition true, okay, yeah, how does that
work?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
then you're right I don't know, I'm like I'm
thinking about it, excuse me, uh, judicial branch, oh fuck you
need to spin this one now.
Oh, you're in the car with thekey and it was running.
Oh, can you prove it wasrunning?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, do you have your video cam on there where it
shows the car actuallyphysically running?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Right.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh, no, oh, oh, I'm sorry, was it 32 degrees outside
and the heater was on?
My key wasn't in the ignitionso I couldn't have been driving,
you're right.
Did you see me push the button?
It's right.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
How do you know?
The car didn't start itself,right?
No, I mean again all theseTeslas, they drive themselves.
Exactly, you just put a programinto your phone.
It will pull up to the curbwith no one driving in it and it
goes right to the curb.
Freaked me out, absolutelyfreaked me out, kind of like you
.
Right to the curb.
Okay, unnecessary, I knowabsolutely freaked me out.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
It's kind of like you Right to the curb Okay,
unnecessary I know, I just hadto throw it in there because we
were getting to the end.
I had to cut it off somewhere.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
But yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
This is really another filler and I am getting
pissed at myself because I'm notdoing enough to make sure that
you guys are here putting theseup.
It was nice when we used tohave three of them.
Boom, yeah, right, a coupleweeks stuff could happen and we
could talk about that stuff andyeah, blah, blah right but this
is getting a little long in thetooth doing it I know what is it
.
1 36 am here we are, and thishas to be out by five, I know so
(22:05):
now I gotta edit it.
Good luck with that yeah,awesome just to put up a filler
for a new show.
So we stay consistent.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Because I don't want to lose any more listeners or
viewers, or whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yep, so here we go.
Well, it's good that we've doneit a hundred times.
It's great.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You think we'd be better at it?
Well, I think we're good.
Obviously, we suck.
Well, that's your opinion.
It is my opinion.
It could be better, and I'mallowed to say it because I
started the show and I own it.
Okay, fair enough, so I can saywe suck blankets, all right, I
mean, you guys do?
I don't, obviously, I'm amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh see, how we just turned that one.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And I'm just trying to bookend the show with my
creativity levels, my talentlevels, my unbelievableness,
unbelievableness I I'm trying tobe AI and making up words
Totally Unbelievablyness isactually spelled with two Zs on
the end of it.
I don't know if you know thatGod, according to AI.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh man, good Lord, it's awesome.
Everyone just keep listening tous.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, that would really help.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
We're getting better.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
We're getting better.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
We're not, but we could be if you helped.
Okay, wow, I'm just kidding, weare anyway.
That brings us to the end ofthis little bit, this little
beauty.
Here we go well I gotta getsome sleep, because it's gonna
be 120 degrees tomorrow.
I'm gonna feel like I'm in afurnace right and I'm just gonna
start peeing on people's lawnsokay, okay, well, happy hundred
(23:30):
happy hundred.
This is the unofficialhundredth episode unofficial
yeah, the next one will be ahundred because we'll have like
a little gala a gala yeah, we'llget dressed up.
We'll put out a little redcarpet in the hallway, we'll
walk into the studio and we'llsit down.
We'll have somebody stand therejust taking pictures, if we
could have like a little galaare you serious right now?
(23:51):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I think that would be hilarious we'll have us all on
all four of us.
I think that would be fuckinghilarious.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Oh man, unbelievable we're just all dressed up oh god
all right, you better go getsome sleep.
You're, you're, you're lookinga little tired I am tired a
little, a little tattered andweathered.
Oh wait, that's not from needingsleep wow anyway, sakitimicom,
(24:21):
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Hey, everybody, it's Ditto.
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(24:42):
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Alright, as always, everybodybe good.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Socky Doobie.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
And I'm back Time for the news.
I had to turn on the lights soI could read my little board.
Anyway, back to what we weretalking about.
Everybody that listens,everybody that's here.
(25:53):
It's fantastic and I am goingto come up with something that's
great.
I also have to start doingsomething.
Somebody's got to film me allthe time.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Film you.
Yeah, oh, that would be great.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I think that's the way I want it to go.
Okay, because you know I dojust dumb shit.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You do a lot of dumb shit, you know.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I'll pull up to like a Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru and
I'll ask them if they havecoffee, and the person in front
of me will know what to say.
It's just stupid shit like that, and just to get people's
reactions I got to start doingstuff like that.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I need people to.
Yeah, you do dumb shit.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I feel like it would be easier if I planned it, which
that's not me.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
No, you're more spontaneous.
Yeah, it's got to bespontaneous, I just do it, which
, by the time we get the cameraout rolling, it's already gone,
because there's a lot of funnyshit that you say.
It just makes me laugh and Iask myself like, what is
happening?
Like just tonight.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
What were we talking about?
I was on a roll with something.
I forget what we were talkingabout.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I don't remember what we were talking about.
There's so many subjects andyou just have like a scroll
moment, so you'll shoot from onesubject to the next sub, to the
next sub, to the next sub.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
And you bring your humor to the show, that's for
sure.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I hope so.
I hope people find it funny.
The craziest part is I don'twrite anything.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I know.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
This is just me, I'm living.
If it's funny to people,awesome, yeah, great.
If it's not sorry, I'll keepworking on it, yeah, but I don't
know what to do.
I know I can only be as much ofme as I can be.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Oh, and that's a lot.
Sometimes people, you betterwatch it, that's a lot you
better watch it.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I don't care for.
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Saki Tumi.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey everybody, welcome back to Saki Tumi, where
we connect people to people.
Even with our 100th episode,here we go.
I'm Ditto and I'm here withT-Bot.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hey, hey.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We are recording this one again at the 11th hour, but
ass tired and we're making ahabit out of this shit.
But this is the 100th episode.
I know, we made it 100.
We're going to do a special onewith I don't know more drama.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
More drama.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, we're going to give it some flair.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What kind of flair.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Flair, flair, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh, can't wait.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So let's just talk for a little bit about how the
hell we got here.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, so we made it somehow, way a hundred of them.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I know what a bunch of geeks we are a bunch of geeks
wow, speak for yourself birdsof a feather, isn't it?
Yeah, that's what they.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, I guess you're right Flock together.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
We started out on a whim Mm-hmm, and here we are.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's pretty awesome actually 100 of them later 100
of them later.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Why, why?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
are you shocked?
Because I wonder what thesurvival rate is for podcasts
altogether, how many of themactually make it to 100 episodes
?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't think 100 episodes is so many.
It's like how many after the100,?
I think A lot of podcasts justdon't make it because, like
honestly, how much stuff can youkeep talking about unless you
have a complete subject aboutsomething specific?
You know what I mean, likesports or music.
Or you know what I mean?
One genre.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
See, it's easy for me because I'm awesome.
Oh man, here we go, people andI could just talk about anything
I want at any time, and I'malways right oh, wow yeah, so
it's.
It's one of those things thatjust comes naturally for me, oh
boy, do you know what I mean?
Uh-huh and it's a gift, so Iwanted to give it back to the
(02:22):
world.
Oh God, that's my plan here.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Wow, good thing, they can't wait.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I want to give it back.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Mm okay.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You know, when you've got something this incredible,
this type of talent, you reallycan't just hold it to yourself.
You have to give it out toeveryone.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh, I see, Is that how it goes?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, so that's kind of what I'm doing here, okay,
and that's how we got this wholething started in the first
place.
I knew my ability, I knew whatI wanted and I was just like
let's go, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And then you freeloaders jumped on okay, now
we're freeloaders keep going.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, really anyone really buying this shit, really
great no, keep going is anyonereally buying this?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
shit, I want to keep you, to keep going I want to
hear this shit go ahead.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, none of that was true.
That's just me, and uh, I liketo act stupid oh, that's really
what that boils down to oh man,that was pretty funny no, but
it's been a half to get to 100.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
We started in December of 23.
Through 24.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
And now we're here.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I better go back and recount, but we're close to 100.
If we're not exactly on it,okay, we might be 99.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Alright.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Could be 98, but we're right around 100.
Okay, if this isn't the 100thepisode, it's coming.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, the first one.
I mean, if you think about whenwe started, we just sucked.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, I know we did.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I mean we still suck?
No, we don't.
Yeah, we're just a differentbunch of people talking about a
different bunch of stuff,exactly, and that's kind of what
I want to get into now for the100th episode.
Yeah is uh, we've talked aboutjust about anything yeah, that
that is correct do you mean?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
yep, anything out there newsworthy stupid.
Uh, dealing with the personalyep, I'm trying to famous people
yeah, we've talked abouteverything.
I don't want to.
I want it to be a bunch of likeDealing with the Personal Yep,
I'm trying to.
Famous people yeah, we'vetalked about everything.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I don't want it to.
I want it to be a bunch of.
This whole concept is supposedto be what you and your friends
would be talking about.
If you're at a picnic andsitting around at a barbecue or
whatever Right, and sittingaround and just talking about
stuff, the things that arehappening, the random crap that
(04:50):
just pops in our heads.
Yeah, sometimes there's a lothappening, sometimes there's
nothing correct and we somehowmanaged to put it together.
I mean there are some terribleepisodes.
Yeah, there are some where I goback.
I cringe to listen to them.
Yeah, we're gonna skip this onehere.
Then there's some that werereally good uh-huh, there were.
And going forward for the next100, we've got to figure out how
to make them all hit Okay,because I think what we've got
(05:11):
is good enough to keep going.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And we didn't know what the hell we were doing in
the beginning, so it's not fairto pick on us.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You can't pick on us because you're right.
We just, you just decided youwant to do this.
You asked all of us to help youout and we just went along with
how we felt we should do it andnow, here we are, and now here
we are.
We've gotten better, definitely, you know.
Granted, some of the subjectsaren't the greatest, but I think
it's whoever's talking about itmakes it funny.
Well, that's me.
Oh, oh man.
(05:41):
I opened my house for that oneyou opened your what for that
one?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Would you open your for that one?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I meant to say eyes and something else.
I'm so tired I'm not even surewhat just came out of my mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
We're going to let it go.
Usually, that would be all.
I'm not even going to say that.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh, I don't even know what I said.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You said something stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I said ass.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It sounded like it.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It did sound like it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Now that I think about it, it sounded like it, oh
my God.
Oh, that's funny.
And I was about to say I'mgoing to be all over that one
and they're like wait, no, no,that's going to be even worse,
can't do that.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Thank God, you're making me laugh.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's funny, right there you know in which is
incredible, we have gathered abunch of different things.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
First of all, we're over 11,000 downloads, which I
don't know in podcasting worldif it's good or bad.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Right.
Sounds impressive, though itsounds good, yeah, so let's just
say it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Let's just say it.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Right.
The more impressive thing,though, is the amount of
countries that have listened tous.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You keep telling me every once in a while like
so-and-so's listening, andthey're listening, and now I'm
like, wow, that's awesome man ohman, I wish you were doing
something.
Right then?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
There's 23 different countries.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Almost 300 different cities.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's great that have listened to us, so it's
like Well, they must not thinkwe're all that bad if they're
listening to us, and a lot ofthem are constant yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I just want to.
Basically, what I want to do isgive a shout out to everybody
that's out there that'slistening, like I'll go through
the top bunch of them, obviouslyhere in Connecticut are the
first two because they know whowe are and listen to us.
But there's New York, new York,palm Bay, florida, wow, west
Hartford, harvard, waterford,tampa, florida, virginia,
(07:34):
germany, who I want to thank forlistening.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Whoever that is, is a huge supporter Right and I love
it.
Thank you, let's see Westport,cleveland, ohio, melbourne.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Rhode Island, massachusetts, springfield, los
Angeles what else we got?
I'm trying to pick.
Like Connecticut listens to usbecause they know about us no,
well, but not all of Connecticut.
But I'm trying to go for theother ones that are around.
Right, I don't want to leaveConnecticut out no, of course.
But they have more of anopportunity to listen to us
because they know who we are.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But it's like there's Ohio's, there's Virginia's,
there's Massachusetts, NewYork's.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And thanks for listening.
Honestly, that is awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Then there's Sydney Australia.
Who do we know in SydneyAustralia?
Who do we know in SydneyAustralia?
I don't know, but they like us.
It's just like, if you're outthere listening to this episode,
this podcast, whatever, right,thank you so much.
Yeah, thank you.
I mean we can see it, weappreciate it and we know you're
there.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I got to start doing more for people that listen to
the show.
I got to get that.
So Skype ended that listen tothe show.
I gotta get that.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So skype ended?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
oh, no way so we don't have a phone already?
Oh no gotta figure out what todo there well, you know it's
email.
There's always email yeah, it'sgonna have to be email and I
want to start taking emails frompeople and I want to read them
on the air that'd be awesome andanswer the questions.
Yes, talk about it, perfectwhich you know what.
Let's see if anyone's emailed Idon't think anybody's emailed
(09:05):
in the last few months, but oh,I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You can keep talking as I do this well, okay, I'm
just very impressed that allthose people all over the world
are listening to us.
It's awesome me too yeah, keeplistening.
Stuff's getting better.
Right, we're getting smarter.
We've kind of figured out howto uh, get better at what we're
doing.
Sometimes the subject aren'tthe greatest, though, but we try
(09:29):
we do give it a shot we sure do, and I can't do this right now.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I don't know why this won't let me.
It's late, I'm not trying, I'mnot trying.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
It is late.
We just finished watching thered sox yeah, they get blown out
again.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They suck.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
They are awful.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I hate them.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
They're a terrible team.
They should just go stopplaying.
They really should.
I don't care for them.
Oh yeah, I don't, I won't.
I can't Give me one sec.
Okay, is it doing it now?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, it's not doing it again.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh, yeah, it is Now it's back.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
One of the channels cuts out, so it doesn't record
in stereo.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And then so for like three or four minutes there.
I didn't realize it until now.
I'm going to leave it in therebecause I'm not going to start
it all over again, oh jeez, butI don't know.
I now I'm going to leave it inthere because I'm not going to
start it all over again, oh jeez, but I don't know.
I got to find I might have tofind a better program.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Work in progress.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, so 100 episodes .
What was your favorite one?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh man Out of the 100?
.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I actually like the ones where you just where you
get all pissed off and you justgo off and shoot your mouth off.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Wow, thanks Makes you sound very elegant.
I like it when you just shootyour mouth off.
What do I do?
I sound like a blowhard.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, sometimes you do that too.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh my God, come on, what the hell.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Hey, you pick on me all the time, all the time you
walk yourself into it I don'twalk myself into shit, you just
take full advantage of it I justwalked.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You watch yourself.
I just watched you walk into awall.
I did not, you did two secondsago into a wall.
Was I dreaming?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, you may have been.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I don't think so.
It seemed real to me.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Sometimes the ones are to the fire, ready to ignite
that was funny.
Those were funny.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Get me started on something right now.
I dare you, I'll give you fivebucks if you do.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Five bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I'll give you five dollars if you get me started on
something.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Five dollar, that's your bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I'll give you five dollars if you get me started on
something, five dollar, that'syour cry, five dollar.
Can't what the hell, get mestarted on anything.
What was I pissed off aboutlast?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh God, that mean like ten minutes ago, before we
started this.
Who knows.
Well, besides you waking me upfrom, a slumber saying, hey, we
have to podcast.
Hey, you said we had a podcast,so I'm waking you up.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh, now it's my fault .
No, oh, now I get it.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Just making sure that we meet our deadlines every
Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
All right, let's get over this.
Seriously, what was the lastthing I was pissed off at?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
It was today.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Drives me nuts, blows me Scurn up.
Both of us Get up, take thatfor free.
What the hell did I do?
I?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
don't really remember .
Speaker 2 (12:30):
It was um.
Oh, I know what it was.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It doesn't really piss me off, it's just hilarious
.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
It was the heat, oh God, it's 2,000 degrees.
Where we are right now, nobodycan feel their soles of their
shoes or their self beings.
And here I am, and it's funnybecause I hate the heat.
Yeah, I hate sweating, yeah, Ihate it, I hate it.
I hate it.
I dried my clothes three timestoday, jesus, three freaking
(13:07):
times.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So, but it's funny because you know it gets this
hot and all of a sudden,everyone's attitude changes.
Oh, I agree with everyone.
Everyone gets cranky.
They don't want to go out ofthe house, they're miserable and
they're like.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Here I am like most of my job is done outside and
like you can't get it.
It's hot today, don't worryabout it, just go home, drink
some water.
Make sure you drink a lot ofwater.
It is the best.
Nobody's pissed off.
I can't do any work.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Exactly what the hell .
They're not motivated, theycan't go outside, they just want
to sit in the house.
Yeah, I feel bad if you'reoutside.
It's so hot.
Just go home.
You guys need some water.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
If you gotta take a break, take a break, take a
break.
It's okay.
It's really hot out here.
Oh no shit, I didn't notice.
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
They said what?
It's almost going to be over100 tomorrow.
That's insane.
It was over 100 today.
Well, worse than today.
That's going to be justoppressive.
Oh, that big word oppressive.
What does that mean?
Oppressive?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It means you're pressed down by somebody's thumb
, just squirting it like aketchup bottle, ew or toothpaste
.
You put toothpaste on it, thereit is.
You know what I mean.
You smear it all over yourteeth and you get cancer.
Fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Oh God, fluoride.
What a fucking turd.
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Fluoride.
What a turd.
It helps you, it helps you.
No, it doesn't.
It fucking kills you, it doesnot.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes, it does.
Listen.
What does not kill us thesedays?
Tell me one thing that's goodfor us out there.
Vegetables all kinds of shit,unless you grow them yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
So grow them yourself , eat them.
That's probably the only thing.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Chickens?
Yeah, well, it depends on whatthey eat.
That's you.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What happened there?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That was you.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
What did I do?
I didn't move.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Was it the dog?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Our mascot.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That was weird, anyway.
Anyway, fowl is good for you,go figure, fowl is good for you,
go figure, foul is good for you.
Sounds just weird, doesn't itmake sure you consume some foul?
It's good for you.
It's good for you.
Foul odor is bad.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
foul ball is bad right foul is supposed to be
good for you but foul is goodfor you.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I don't get it.
What the hell's wrong with theEnglish language?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Oh right.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I don't know.
Bad things, bad things.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
There, there and there.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
People that can't use them are losers.
Don't get me started.
There's so many things I can'tstand people.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You know, AI is really what's going.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You know we've had this conversation before.
Yes, we have, but it can'tspell no.
Well, it doesn't have to.
It's just so quick and fancyand they're just gonna.
It gives us explanation and allthe, all the words are wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah you ever try to read the closed caption on the
ai product?
It's like exercise with an S.
What the fucking shit?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yep, I wonder how that programmed that.
It's just weird.
And then the punctuation.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I don't know if it handles punctuation, I don't
know if it doesn't.
Yeah, I haven't done anythingthat major with it yet, right,
but I swear to God, it's like itbecomes a run-on sentence.
It just keeps going.
It's like you should havepaused there for a minute
because I didn't know what youwere talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
That is the next generation of what's going to
happen.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, and I love this whole thing where, uh, your
kids are building businesseswith AI and you don't know, you
don't even know how to get pastchat GBT Right, I'm like the
fuck they are.
Where's my kid?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I know how slow is he ?
No, he's up there yeah, well,where?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
where's his business with ai?
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
well he's.
Yeah, I don't know exactly.
You're lying sex.
He's too close.
I skirt up to you, he's toolittle.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yet though, they're probably 11 year olds are doing
it he's older than 11.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
No, okay, all right and I?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
well, where's this billion dollar business that
he's building with this AI crapthat he knows so much about and
I don't know shit about, and Ican barely get a podcast off the
ground.
This is fucking toilet, water,toilet water, just toilet water,
oh God.
It is poopy flavored toiletwater.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Blows my skirt up.
Man, take that for free.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I love AI.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
But I can't take them all.
No, AI just lies to us.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
What.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Well, ai is supposed to grow as you teach it what to
do, right?
Can you imagine all these liarsin the world telling a fucking
artificial source of being whatto do?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
It's going to do everything wrong.
It's not going to work.
No, it's probably going to beso smart that it's going to say
you're lying.
And this is what's happeningright now.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I hope that it just 3D prints one of them guns and
shoots everybody that can'tspell or use punctuation, jesus,
it's going to become populationcontrol itself.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Those 3D printers are awesome.
They can print anything.
That's pretty cool.
Well, no, the whole conceptjust is really, really cool.
I want a new car.
Can I have it printed out?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
please, yeah, but the wheels are stuck to the ground.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
It's okay, that's just a minor detail.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, moving parts are a minor detail.
That's right, they'll fix itThey'll fix it.
Yeah, just plug and play.
Yeah, just snap the wheels onthere.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
They won't fall off if you're driving on the street
and I'm sure if it's AI buildingthis thing and printing it off
for you, it'll have smartdriving.
Yes, you can just get bummed,fall asleep and drive home.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Exactly what do you think Tesla does?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I've got to ask you a question.
What?
Here's another thing that blowsmy skirt up.
Oh boy, a lot of people getarrested for DUIs.
Yeah, and it's like oh, all youhave to do is have your keys in
the car Right, or keys in theignition Yep, cars don't have
ignitions anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, good point.
How the fuck are you going touse that excuse.
Yeah, you're still behind thewheel, though.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You're behind the wheel and it's running.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
The car starts itself , drives itself.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
How's this my fault yeah, but you programmed it.
Though you can't, I programmedit, no no, I didn't program the
car you know you person sittingbehind the wheel driving the car
, not driving the car sittingbehind the wheel.
You put, you started the car.
That's probably what you'regoing to say, regardless if it's
a key or whatever, when you sayI am not lucky enough to have a
(19:48):
a new fangled type vehicle no,I don't think I want one.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
You have to, you don't have.
I still have my truck, stillgot to stick the key in the
ignition and turn it.
That's right, right, that'swhat I got, yeah.
And so how do I know if the cardoesn't just start, if the
key's in the car for more than15 minutes and there's a weight
on the passenger and thedriver's seat, I don't know?
it just doesn't start okay, whatif it thinks that you're in
(20:14):
there and it's hot out, it wantsto keep the air out for you I
don't think your car is going tomanually turn the key.
It can drive itself your car itdoesn't have to turn the key.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
There's no ignition true, okay, yeah, how does that
work?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
then you're right I don't know, I'm like I'm
thinking about it, excuse me, uh, judicial branch, oh fuck you
need to spin this one now.
Oh, you're in the car with thekey and it was running.
Oh, can you prove it wasrunning?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, do you have your video cam on there where it
shows the car actuallyphysically running?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Right.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh, no, oh, oh, I'm sorry, was it 32 degrees outside
and the heater was on?
My key wasn't in the ignitionso I couldn't have been driving,
you're right.
Did you see me push the button?
It's right.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
How do you know?
The car didn't start itself,right?
No, I mean again all theseTeslas, they drive themselves.
Exactly, you just put a programinto your phone.
It will pull up to the curbwith no one driving in it and it
goes right to the curb.
Freaked me out, absolutelyfreaked me out, kind of like you
.
Right to the curb.
Okay, unnecessary, I knowabsolutely freaked me out.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
It's kind of like you Right to the curb Okay,
unnecessary I know, I just hadto throw it in there because we
were getting to the end.
I had to cut it off somewhere.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
But yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
This is really another filler and I am getting
pissed at myself because I'm notdoing enough to make sure that
you guys are here putting theseup.
It was nice when we used tohave three of them.
Boom, yeah, right, a coupleweeks stuff could happen and we
could talk about that stuff andyeah, blah, blah right but this
is getting a little long in thetooth doing it I know what is it
.
1 36 am here we are, and thishas to be out by five, I know so
(22:05):
now I gotta edit it.
Good luck with that yeah,awesome just to put up a filler
for a new show.
So we stay consistent.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Because I don't want to lose any more listeners or
viewers, or whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yep, so here we go.
Well, it's good that we've doneit a hundred times.
It's great.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You think we'd be better at it?
Well, I think we're good.
Obviously, we suck.
Well, that's your opinion.
It is my opinion.
It could be better, and I'mallowed to say it because I
started the show and I own it.
Okay, fair enough, so I can saywe suck blankets, all right, I
mean, you guys do?
I don't, obviously, I'm amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh see, how we just turned that one.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And I'm just trying to bookend the show with my
creativity levels, my talentlevels, my unbelievableness,
unbelievableness I I'm trying tobe AI and making up words
Totally Unbelievablyness isactually spelled with two Zs on
the end of it.
I don't know if you know thatGod, according to AI.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh man, good Lord, it's awesome.
Everyone just keep listening tous.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, that would really help.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
We're getting better.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
We're getting better.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
We're not, but we could be if you helped.
Okay, wow, I'm just kidding, weare anyway.
That brings us to the end ofthis little bit, this little
beauty.
Here we go well I gotta getsome sleep, because it's gonna
be 120 degrees tomorrow.
I'm gonna feel like I'm in afurnace right and I'm just gonna
start peeing on people's lawnsokay, okay, well, happy hundred
(23:30):
happy hundred.
This is the unofficialhundredth episode unofficial
yeah, the next one will be ahundred because we'll have like
a little gala a gala yeah, we'llget dressed up.
We'll put out a little redcarpet in the hallway, we'll
walk into the studio and we'llsit down.
We'll have somebody stand therejust taking pictures, if we
could have like a little galaare you serious right now?
(23:51):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I think that would be hilarious we'll have us all on
all four of us.
I think that would be fuckinghilarious.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Oh man, unbelievable we're just all dressed up oh god
all right, you better go getsome sleep.
You're, you're, you're lookinga little tired I am tired a
little, a little tattered andweathered.
Oh wait, that's not from needingsleep wow anyway, sakitimicom,
(24:21):
like and subscribe and, uh, youknow, as always, be good.
Hey, everybody, it's Ditto.
I want to give a shout out tomy buddy, larry over at
Legendary Graphics.
He designed our logo for us.
It came out fantastic.
He does wraps, he does allkinds of customized stuff for
you.
If you get a chance, go toLegendarycom.
(24:42):
That's Legendarycom.
Check it out for anything youneed.
All right guys.
Thanks Be good, saki to me.
Hey, everybody, it's Ditto.
Thanks for checking out ourshow today.
Hope you enjoyed it.
If you did subscribe to us, wecan hook up, interact.
You can tell us what you likeabout the show, talk about what
you don't like about the show,give us information and insight.
We'd appreciate it.
We only want to make the showbetter for you guys.
(25:03):
Also, if you get a chance, headover to someassemblynet dot net
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Alright, as always, everybodybe good.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Socky Doobie.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
And I'm back Time for the news.
I had to turn on the lights soI could read my little board.
Anyway, back to what we weretalking about.
Everybody that listens,everybody that's here.
(25:53):
It's fantastic and I am goingto come up with something that's
great.
I also have to start doingsomething.
Somebody's got to film me allthe time.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Film you.
Yeah, oh, that would be great.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I think that's the way I want it to go.
Okay, because you know I dojust dumb shit.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You do a lot of dumb shit, you know.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I'll pull up to like a Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru and
I'll ask them if they havecoffee, and the person in front
of me will know what to say.
It's just stupid shit like that, and just to get people's
reactions I got to start doingstuff like that.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I need people to.
Yeah, you do dumb shit.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I feel like it would be easier if I planned it, which
that's not me.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
No, you're more spontaneous.
Yeah, it's got to bespontaneous, I just do it, which
, by the time we get the cameraout rolling, it's already gone,
because there's a lot of funnyshit that you say.
It just makes me laugh and Iask myself like, what is
happening?
Like just tonight.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
What were we talking about?
I was on a roll with something.
I forget what we were talkingabout.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I don't remember what we were talking about.
There's so many subjects andyou just have like a scroll
moment, so you'll shoot from onesubject to the next sub, to the
next sub, to the next sub.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
And you bring your humor to the show, that's for
sure.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I hope so.
I hope people find it funny.
The craziest part is I don'twrite anything.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I know.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
This is just me, I'm living.
If it's funny to people,awesome, yeah, great.
If it's not sorry, I'll keepworking on it, yeah, but I don't
know what to do.
I know I can only be as much ofme as I can be.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Oh, and that's a lot.
Sometimes people, you betterwatch it, that's a lot you
better watch it.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I don't care for.
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