July 8, 2025 • 26 mins
Bodies betray us in the most embarrassing ways as we age, and nobody talks about it quite like Detto and Casey on this hilarious episode of Sockeytome.
What starts as a confession about Detto's inability to swallow pills spirals into a remarkable journey through the indignities of growing older. You'll hear the play-by-play of Detto's dramatic face-plant at first base during a softball game – complete with torn hamstring and dirt-covered dignity. It's a moment so perfectly emblematic of that jarring disconnect between what our minds think we can do and what our aging bodies actually deliver.
The conversation veers into strange territory when the hosts dissect a viral story about Disney World's dress code policies. After a woman claimed she was forced to purchase an expensive t-shirt to cover her sports bra, Detto can't help but compare it to his own experience of being unceremoniously ejected from Disney for jumping into a lake. The double standards! The injustice! The alligators he narrowly avoided!
Perhaps most revealing is when our hosts answer listener questions about their most embarrassing habits and weird rituals. From Detto's meticulous requirements for perfectly flat peanut butter surfaces to Casey's private conversations with her mirror reflection, these quirky confessions remind us that we all develop strange behaviors that would baffle our friends if witnessed. And yes, you'll learn far more than you ever expected about what happens when someone walks in on Detto during personal time.
This episode offers the perfect blend of cringe-worthy confessions and laugh-out-loud moments that will make you feel infinitely better about your own embarrassing quirks. Subscribe now and join the conversation by sending your questions to Sockeytome.com – we promise your secrets are in good hands with these two!
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey everybody, welcome to Saki Tumi.
Hey everybody, welcome back toSaki Tumi, a podcast that
connects people to people, evenif it gets you kicked out of
Disney.
Instead, I'm back here with mygirl, Casey.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hi everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And we got a show here today about a bunch of
nonsense.
I love it.
At least it's not midnight.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No, I don't do midnight.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Midnight on Monday and I have to edit yeah, no, and
crush after this.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So we're going to start out with puking P do that,
so we're gonna start out withpuking, puking.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Believe it or not, really we're gonna start.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm a puker, yeah, you are.
I puke all the time, all thetime I can't even pick up dog
shit without puking no, smells,smell things, you see I can't
you know, you ever brush yourtongue yeah yeah, I can't I'm
bad about brushing my teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I gag when I that too .
Speaker 2 (01:02):
My gag reflex is right behind my front teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Behind your front teeth, yeah absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You're also the only adult I know that cannot swallow
pills.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I cannot swallow pills as an adult.
My children can swallow.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I can swallow pills, but it's very hard.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You throw up.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, if I have to do more than two or three, forget
it.
I'm puking by the fourth one.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I haven't even seen you do that.
Aren't you now crushing them?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, I crush them all up, I put them in a shake
bottle.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Crushing Advil.
Oh, I crush Advil dude.
Never seen anybody do this.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
My mortar and pestle has become my best friend, Like
who does that?
I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But if not, you puke, sue, nobody wants to clean that
up.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And I projectile on it.
It's not even like so gross.
It's like why do we think ourlisteners want to hear that?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Because it's a funny noise, puking's funny.
You don't think they puke.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I'm sure every I think at some point everybody
does.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I will bet you dollars of donuts that there are
people out there just like me.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm sure there are.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That will try and take an Advil and puke in the
sink.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I would not doubt that.
I just don't know anybody else.
But I'm sure you're right.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Like if you leave the garbage in the sun for too long
during the summer.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh, because it smells it too long during the summer.
Oh, because it smells.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It smells so bad, I can't do it.
I can't.
And then if I hear somebodypuking or I have to clean up
somebody's puke, I've had tohave you clean some stuff up.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, I can't, it's so bad.
I just vomit so not cool, butI'd rather clean it than have
you puke more.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I puke easily.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's not cool.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's why I don't smoke.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I can't inhale smoke yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I can't inhale smoke.
It makes me cough and pukeReally.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, no, I don't get it.
I avoid puking at all costs.
I can't imagine puking takingan Advil.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I envy you.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I puke all the time.
Well, yeah, I don't know how tohelp you on that one, though.
You can't.
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Unless you want to shrink yourself, crawl into my
body, grab my gag reflex by thethroat and chuck it out of my
body.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's super possible .
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Other than that, that's the only option I have.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I can't swallow any pills.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
There has to be other people like me.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean I guess, but it is hard.
You would think if it was socommon you would be able to find
adult liquid Advil, but itreally is not a thing.
I mean, my kids take Advilpills now.
I mean we're past the liquid.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So we say pills, and then we go with Advil.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes, Now let me tell you about my regimen.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh boy, I've got like uh, l-thanine or whatever it is
.
I've got milk thistle, I've gotuh probiotics, vitamins and
stuff like that yeah and I takeall those, mix them together,
right into the shake powderright yeah, I.
So they come in the plasticcapsules.
(04:04):
Okay, and I sit there, I pullthe capsules apart, drop the
powder into the water.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
With the Advil and everything, just all in there.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You definitely aren't taking a horse multivitamin.
Those things are huge.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I tried eating them.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, that didn't work either Like chewing them,
yeah, ew.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The flavor, the taste made me puke.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, I can't imagine that's good, because you're not
supposed to taste it, you'resupposed to swallow it.
It made me puke to eat them, sothey didn't make it flavorful.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, you know, the probiotics don't have any taste.
Everything else does.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Some of probiotics don't have any taste everything
else does.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, some of it's really bad.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're takingall these supplements and
whatever, which is great, Iguess, good for your health I'm
getting older, but we'll getinto that in a few minutes,
because that's the next segment.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, it is um, what was I gonna say?
Uh, so I puke over pills and Idump everything into the shake
container, yeah, and I just chugit.
Yep, you know what's awesomeabout it?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
what it freaking works.
Why?
Because you can drink it out ofthe.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm starting a new trend here shaking.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Everybody's got to get a shaker okay and crush up
all your pills, put them inthere and just drink them don't
put them in a regular cup,because that didn't go well the
one time I did that, and tellthat story literally was injured
wanted advil, crushed the Advil, put it in a cup with water,
stirred it all up and he drankit and instantly puked it back
(05:34):
into the cup.
And then I had to clean that upbecause he wasn't going to touch
the cup, then he just puked it.
So that was a fun time?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Well, I told you you can't put it in that cup.
A fun time?
Well, I told you you can't putin that cup.
First of all, two things.
One you put in a regular cup.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You can't do that I don't understand the difference,
but okay, I know you don't, I'mgonna explain it to you right
now.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Just be quiet for a minute and let me explain it.
It's the amount of volume ofliquid that goes into your mouth
.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
With the shake cup.
The mouth of the top is small,Okay.
So I can manipulate how muchwater is going into my mouth at
one time.
A regular cup.
You don't have a top on it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm sorry.
This is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And so it goes in faster.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I think the worst part is you said you knew it
wasn't going to work and you didit anyways.
I told you this was a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
and then I puked back in it and you had to clean it
up.
You didn't stop and say hold on, let me get you the other cup
Now here, I am all hemmed up,I'm all hemmed up.
I can't move.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'm debilitated.
Let's get to that story.
Why don't you tell them whythat happened?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Because I'm old.
We'll get to that.
We will tie these storiestogether.
Relax, Holbrook.
Jesus Blows my skirt up.
I'll tell you that for free.
Yes, you were.
Now I lost my train of thought.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, great, yes, you were injured, having a rough
night.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Definitely a little bit dramatic about it as well
and chose to drink out of thecup.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Anyways, you could have said hey, do you mind
getting me the other cup?
You could have.
I did.
I verbally said to you why areyou giving it to me in this cup?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Maybe I didn't ask for the other one, but I made a
statement saying what the hellare you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
There was a reason for the other cup, and I don't
remember what that reason was.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You were lazy.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I don't think that's the case, because I got up and
did all of it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You were lazy.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But either way, you could have said I'm not drinking
this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You flubbed up.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
And maybe not puke in the cup.
Your fault, right, okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All right, so let's get to why you had to get the
cup anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah.
Listen we are not springchickens anymore.
We are not.
No, not at all.
It is funny.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, you're old as hell.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I am not old.
I am younger than you.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You are the youngest one on the show.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I am Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
But anyway, all right .
So here's the story, and I wantyou to tell it and then I will
retell it from my perspective.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, okay.
Well, do you want to tell aboutthe first time, or the first
injury, or the second one?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, I want to talk about the one you saw.
You didn't see the first one.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay, so he'd recently started playing
softball again.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And first up at bat, gets up to bat, hits the ball,
runs to first base and right ashe hits first base goes like a
stone face plants and almostlike bounced in the dirt is all
over his head base, all over hiswhole dirt everywhere and he
just lays there.
It's not funny.
(08:34):
It was funny and then not, butbecause then I did get concerned
, because you didn't immediatelyget up, but you did get up and
you said something popped.
What did you?
You pulled a hamstring or aglute muscle, something.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't know.
I don't know if it was mySomething pulled, I don't know
if it was my butt muscle or myhamstring, but but it was right
where the butt meets the top ofthe hamstring.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But just fell, just out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm going to say it was my hamstring, because the
bottom of my knee was black andblue.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, it did bruise after.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yes, it bruised badly , but yeah, and I don't bruise.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I'm a tough man.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, I don't know that that has anything to do
with being tough, but okay.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
But yes, I hit a double.
It was clearly going to be adouble, yeah, and I was going to
take the turn around first andit popped and it shot like
supernovas.
They were huge.
I'm like, oh my God, what thehell just happened and I fell
(09:33):
down like a ton of bricks.
Oh yeah, I did there.
Was it hurt?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
badly.
Yeah, it just went down.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I just went down and it was embarrassing, it was
fucking embarrassing, it washell it was really funny, though
it was very funny.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's what I'm saying.
You gotta let me laugh.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Can 200 pound dude running around first base and
just dropping?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I mean I'm sad that you were hurt, but I mean the
way it went down.
And then I mean you stood upand there was dirt all over your
hair and your face.
I mean, oh my, you literallyface planted.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
remember what I said.
They asked if you were okay andyou said I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Not crying, not whining.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't know yet no.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And then every time you went up after that, I
thought oh, no, oh, oh, say thatagain please.
You didn't play the rest ofthat game.
You played the next game.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No, they took me out.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah.
But, you played the next game.
Did I quit no?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Nope With a torn hammy.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I know You're so great.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And what did I do?
Broken leg I am.
That's why I am a prophet, ohboy, that's why I am who I am.
It's amazing the things I cando.
Right, you saw it with your owntwo eyes.
Oh my god, it's.
It's not very often that peopleget to witness that type of
greatness wow, do you know whatI mean?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
yeah, that's what I was thinking it's awesome,
absolutely I own it.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I own it you.
I've seen you fall down thestairs I did and then break your
leg getting off the couch.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, I did not break my leg, my foot got stuck in
the couch, yeah right and I kindof twisted my ankle and I
definitely wake up with likeweird bruises that I don't know
where they come from anymore.
Like it's just odd, I don'tremember injuring myself and yet
I have bruises everywhereGetting, and yet I have bruises
everywhere, getting older sucks.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You know what I've noticed?
More than anything, I'm losing,like motor control.
Motor control Like fine motor.
Really I drop stuff.
Now I always, since I had theTBI.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Right.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I've always now.
Since then I've had a hard timeholding pencils and that kind
of stuff and picking up littlethings.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Like trying to pick up dime off a countertop.
Oh jeez, what a pain in the ass.
That is Holy shit.
Just I wish I just had a magnetthat just sucked it.
Right, but that sucks.
But now I notice that even theI don't know the less fine motor
skills sliding into second base, I just drop down on my knee.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's probably not good for you either.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's how I got the first one that's rough.
Because I tried to slide intothe second base and completely
muffed it Right In my brain.
I'm like this is easy.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Here we go and all of a sudden my body's like what
the fuck did you just do thatfor the first softball game back
?
He injured his knee and couldnot walk the next day.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It swelled up.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
But go ahead Say it you played.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Go ahead and say it what that?
You played the next game, yeah,yeah, yeah, and injured
yourself.
But yes, you do.
You continue to play.
I'm giving you credit for that.
Yeah, smart or not?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
We're not sure if that's a smart move or not.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Stop making me look like a baby, I'm not making you
look like a a.
Thing right, uh huh I'm tough,oh god, so old age all this
stuff leads us into disneyland.
Oh god, the reason old ageleads us into disneyland is for
two reasons.
One disney world.
Disney world sorry, disneyworld in florida yes so I'm sure
(12:47):
if you listen to the show,which most of you have, you know
I've been kicked out of disney.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Right.
We're going to get into that ina minute, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Here's another story from my perspective.
In Disney, I was with my sister, my son and, at the time, my
family, okay, and we went there.
It was a hot ass day.
Obviously, it's Florida, right,and it's the end of the day.
We are all dragging Waters'sonly eight bucks.
The only thing you can eat isapples.
I don't know why they used togive out apples.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Really.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Either that or my kids stole them.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I don't know.
Oh my God, I don't everremember that.
I just know.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I didn't pay for them .
We're getting on the train, themonorail.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay, it's the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
We're beat, tired, everybody's pissed, the line is
long, and then there's thiswhole group of people.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
They're tourists you're a tourist, by the way no,
I no, I mean from anothercountry.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Okay, they.
I don't know if they're fromanother country, but they were
definitely ethnic okay all right, I don't know what nationality
they were, and I'm not, no,whatever but they.
But they sat there andpretended like they didn't speak
english okay so we're like, hey, can you push in?
Oh, and they just stand there,oh, like they're disobedient oh
god they're disobedient, andthen they turn and look at you
(14:04):
like you're bothering them, canyou?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
can you just move it and they just stare at you and
finally I'm like fucking move,fucking move, fucking move in.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Right, you don't have to swear.
Now some other person's likeyou don't have to swear to those
kids on this thing.
I was like lady, it's fuckinghot, I'm pissed and I want to
get out of God damn train.
If you're going to havelanguage like that, you can just
go home.
I'm trying, you're trying to doasshole Trying to get back to
the hotel.
So, that brings us to the story.
(14:35):
There's an article out herewhere some girl got embarrassed
Embarrassed, yeah.
They claimed that her outfitwasn't Disney appropriate.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Disney appropriate outfits.
Huh, I didn't know that was athing.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Half of those princesses are dressed like
sluts.
Wow, what was she wearing?
She was wearing a sports.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
know, that was a thing Half of those princesses
are dressed like sluts.
Wow, what was she wearing?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
She was wearing a sports bra, tank top type thing.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
And leggings.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I do not find that inappropriate.
No, in fact, I find it quiteappropriate.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, I mean you're at Disney, I mean it's kind of
it's hot as hell, exactly, andmean it's a sports bra but it's
kind of a tank top, but at thesame time those are Depending, I
don't know.
Are you looking at the picture?
Have you seen the picture?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I have Does it look inappropriate.
No, it doesn't lookinappropriate at all.
The only thing that looksinappropriate is she has flat
chested.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh my god, I don't know what that has to do with
anything.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, why?
Why would you even wear that?
Why don't you just put on atight t-shirt, put on a white
beater?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I don't know, maybe she was comfortable in that.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
She probably was.
So what happened to her?
I'm not even trying to bodyshame.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
What happened to her?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
She had to buy a $45 t-shirt to cover it up.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
They have no cheap t-shirts at the store.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Huh If they wanted her to cover up so badly, they
should have given her thegoddamn t-shirt yeah, she paid
145 to get in.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Exactly.
You can't give her 12 t-shirt.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You're paying eight dollars for waters.
Yeah, and if it was so bad, ifit was so disney inappropriate,
why didn't she get kicked?
Out how come I get kicked out?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
there was an easy fix .
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I guess I mean you the happiest place on earth
hates me yeah and this girl getsit, gets off scot-free.
I.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I mean that's some horseshit.
There was no way to take backyou jumping in that lake.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
First of all, I think this is a fake story, anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You don't even think it's real.
No, well, why?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think the girl's making it up to try and get
money.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Uh, maybe she's getting the attention we're
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, she looks like she's Brazilian that has to do
anything.
What does?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
that matter.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Well, she'd be a tourist, and now she wants to
get.
Maybe she didn't have a goodday.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Maybe she didn't like standing in the long lines for
all the rides.
Now she's like hmm, they calledme inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Did they?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Maybe they'll give her the $45 for the t-shirt
Nothing nothing in the articlesaid anything from Disney, just
her accusing them of doing it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I mean, is Disney really going to comment on this?
Disney, like the headcorporation, going to?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Why would they?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
They got 45 bucks it was probably some random
employee at Disney that told hershe had to do it.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
No, I guarantee you, it was another person in the
park.
It wasn't even Disney, really.
Yeah, disney would notdiscriminate against this
woman's outfit.
Yeah, it's actually a niceoutfit.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Everything woman's outfit.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, it's actually a nice outfit.
Everything's covered.
There's nothing showing.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
She has a nice butt.
None of those things are.
That's not part of.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I would enjoy looking at this.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Okay, well, you would .
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I would not find this inappropriate.
I'd be like hey how you doing.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Her boyfriend's in the background of the picture,
trying to be all flexing.
You drop like a bag of dirt.
Wow, I'd hammer on you bitch.
Oh my God, I just don'tunderstand how she didn't get
kicked out, but I did.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Well, there was a fix to hers there was a fix to mine
too.
You can't take back jumping inthe lake.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I didn't get eaten by a croc.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, that was a benefit to you.
I guess, huh that thealligators didn't get you.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, that was a benefit to you.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I guess, huh, that the alligators didn't get you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can'tjump in that lake.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
No, you can't.
They frown upon that.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
They don't frown upon it.
You're not supposed to do it.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh no, they frown upon it.
It's like masturbating on anairplane Still not allowed.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
No, I'm pretty sure that's legal.
That's not true, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
So this is our first time doing questions.
We finally have a bunch ofquestions, oh boy, and I just
happened to get a couple of themon embarrassing topics.
Oh boy, like me puking or beingold and getting hurt, okay.
So actually our fans are askingus questions.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
All right, so here's the first one from a guy named
Chris.
What's an embarrassing habityou still haven't broken, even
though you swear every year.
You will.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
An embarrassing habit .
Huh, do you have anembarrassing habit?
Oh yeah, how about you Go?
What's yours?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I fall asleep after I masturbate.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Oh, my God.
Well, there you go.
I don't know.
I'm trying to think this istough.
Not good at these questions,huh.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Embarrassing habit.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
It could be can be like biting your nails or
something you can't even thinkof a habit this is what they
call dead air, you know yeah,I'm aware wasn't prepared for
this I told you about it beforestarting the show.
The episode just didn't knowwhat the question was gonna be
no shit I'm gonna catch you offguard I don't like that.
You already knew the question.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I did.
So you knew what you were goingto say.
All right, we're moving on,because you're taking way too
long and I have to edit a lot ofthis out now.
All right, is there a weirdritual you do when no one's
watching?
That would totally confuse yourfriends if they saw it.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
A weird ritual, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Do you even know yourself?
No, apparently you don't.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
No, I have a bunch of them.
You have a bunch of weirdrituals.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Have you ever seen my peanut butter?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Is that a ritual, though I wouldn't think of that
as a ritual.
I guess that's kind of why.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
You wouldn't think it was weird.
Why don't you explain toeverybody what I do with my
peanut butter?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It has to be flat, like you have to, and the butter
is the same way.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Butter is also the same way.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You can't dig in, you have to.
Yeah, I mean, I do that.
I guess those are kind ofthings I do too.
I didn't think about those asrituals, though.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
How are my pots and pans?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Like the OCD, I think of it more a ritual, I guess.
That's all.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
When I first moved back to this house, I said to
everybody here is how I want mypots of pans.
How are they supposed to go?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
They have to be the smallest one on top, obviously,
and all the handles have to bethe same way.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
They have to go to the left.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yep On a 45 degree angle, uh-huh yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You don't have any of it.
You're lying.
I you don't want to explainyourself.
No, I mean, I do stuff likethat.
I I don't know.
I guess I don't think about it.
I like I said, I wasn'tthinking of that as a ritual.
I was thinking, oh, likegetting ready in the morning and
I don't know like I'll talk tomyself in the mirror sometimes,
that kind of thing.
I guess that was kind of.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I guess maybe that was from shannon that question.
Oh, I didn't say that before,so I just said it now because I
realized I didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
This one's from Sarah .
What's one habit you thoughtwas totally normal until someone
called you out on it.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I'm really bad at these questions.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Boy.
I'm glad there's an edit button.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You are terrible at it right now.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You've at it right now.
Well, you've never been calledout on anything.
I know what your annoying habitis.
You thought was totally normal.
Oh, you do.
What is that talking I?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
don't think that's gotcha.
That's yours too, by the way.
No, we've gone over this athousand times.
I am chatty, kathy, until I'm amonk uh, you are talk.
You are never a monk.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm upset.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh, god, no, that's when you go into overdrive.
My one habit that I thought wasnormal was I talk to myself.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's what I just said about the talking to myself
in the mirror.
I do that, yeah, I think peopledo that more than you think,
though.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, that's what I'm trying to get across, right.
Well, that's what I'm trying toget across, right, like I do
this and there's probably a lotof things that I do that right
now I'm not really thinkingabout, right?
These are the ones that arecoming off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
So that's what we've got.
There's a couple of other onesI was going to throw in here.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
How many questions do we have today?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
There were six total.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Oh, but I'm only going.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I already answered this one.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You've already answered it.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, have you ever been caught mid-habit?
And what was your awkwardexcuse?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So we already are going to talk.
I know what you're going to say.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
But I wanted to get to my excuse.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What's your excuse?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I was done, I was tired.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh my God, that's all you can say.
I was done, I was tired.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
There are so many people that have walked in on me
Laying there with the crank inmy hand.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh my god.
And they're like oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
They just left.
They just left, did they justleave?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
What are they going to say?
I'm asleep, I don't know, Iguess.
What are you supposed to do?
Fly?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
wide.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Oh my God, this is what we're putting on the air
today.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The waters are a little murky.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Oh my God, wow, well, I mean listeners learned a lot
about you today.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
All right, last one.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I thought that was the last one.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
No.
If your most embarrassing habithad a theme song, what would it
be and why?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I don't even know what my most embarrassing habit
is, other than maybe the talkingto myself.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Is that what we're going with?
I guess.
Yeah, I got your song already.
Oh boy, go ahead.
The fat boys, I can't rememberif it's the fat boys or run dmc.
I said you talk too much.
Oh boy, you never shut up.
I said you talk too much.
It's not nice, I know, but it'sfunny, whatever.
What is my most embarrassing?
I don't get caught that often,so it's not my most embarrassing
habit.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
You make it seem like it's happening on a daily basis
.
You have people walk in.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
What would my most embarrassing habit be and, by
the way, jerking off isn'tembarrassing Fall asleep with
your dick in your hand is.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, people walking in on that, yeah, I can go with
that I don't know All I know.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
If I had a theme song to my most embarrassing habit,
it would be the A-Team themesong.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh my God, Because that's the way it would be.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It would be awesome, it would be epic, oh boy,
whatever it is, it would befucking splendid.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Now, before we started recording, yeah, I said
to you.
You're like are we going to geta whole episode out of this?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I yeah, we did we can keep going.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And what did I say to you?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You could talk about each thing for the total period
of time, so there was noquestion for him and it worked.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
And it did Because we are at the end of the show.
Here.
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Instead, I'm back here with mygirl, Casey.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hi everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And we got a show here today about a bunch of
nonsense.
I love it.
At least it's not midnight.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No, I don't do midnight.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Midnight on Monday and I have to edit yeah, no, and
crush after this.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So we're going to start out with puking P do that,
so we're gonna start out withpuking, puking.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Believe it or not, really we're gonna start.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm a puker, yeah, you are.
I puke all the time, all thetime I can't even pick up dog
shit without puking no, smells,smell things, you see I can't
you know, you ever brush yourtongue yeah yeah, I can't I'm
bad about brushing my teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I gag when I that too .
Speaker 2 (01:02):
My gag reflex is right behind my front teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Behind your front teeth, yeah absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You're also the only adult I know that cannot swallow
pills.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I cannot swallow pills as an adult.
My children can swallow.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I can swallow pills, but it's very hard.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You throw up.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, if I have to do more than two or three, forget
it.
I'm puking by the fourth one.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I haven't even seen you do that.
Aren't you now crushing them?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, I crush them all up, I put them in a shake
bottle.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Crushing Advil.
Oh, I crush Advil dude.
Never seen anybody do this.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
My mortar and pestle has become my best friend, Like
who does that?
I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But if not, you puke, sue, nobody wants to clean that
up.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And I projectile on it.
It's not even like so gross.
It's like why do we think ourlisteners want to hear that?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Because it's a funny noise, puking's funny.
You don't think they puke.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I'm sure every I think at some point everybody
does.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I will bet you dollars of donuts that there are
people out there just like me.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm sure there are.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That will try and take an Advil and puke in the
sink.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I would not doubt that.
I just don't know anybody else.
But I'm sure you're right.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Like if you leave the garbage in the sun for too long
during the summer.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh, because it smells it too long during the summer.
Oh, because it smells.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It smells so bad, I can't do it.
I can't.
And then if I hear somebodypuking or I have to clean up
somebody's puke, I've had tohave you clean some stuff up.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, I can't, it's so bad.
I just vomit so not cool, butI'd rather clean it than have
you puke more.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I puke easily.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's not cool.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's why I don't smoke.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I can't inhale smoke yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I can't inhale smoke.
It makes me cough and pukeReally.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, no, I don't get it.
I avoid puking at all costs.
I can't imagine puking takingan Advil.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I envy you.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I puke all the time.
Well, yeah, I don't know how tohelp you on that one, though.
You can't.
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Unless you want to shrink yourself, crawl into my
body, grab my gag reflex by thethroat and chuck it out of my
body.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's super possible .
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Other than that, that's the only option I have.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I can't swallow any pills.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
There has to be other people like me.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean I guess, but it is hard.
You would think if it was socommon you would be able to find
adult liquid Advil, but itreally is not a thing.
I mean, my kids take Advilpills now.
I mean we're past the liquid.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So we say pills, and then we go with Advil.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes, Now let me tell you about my regimen.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh boy, I've got like uh, l-thanine or whatever it is
.
I've got milk thistle, I've gotuh probiotics, vitamins and
stuff like that yeah and I takeall those, mix them together,
right into the shake powderright yeah, I.
So they come in the plasticcapsules.
(04:04):
Okay, and I sit there, I pullthe capsules apart, drop the
powder into the water.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
With the Advil and everything, just all in there.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You definitely aren't taking a horse multivitamin.
Those things are huge.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I tried eating them.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, that didn't work either Like chewing them,
yeah, ew.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The flavor, the taste made me puke.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, I can't imagine that's good, because you're not
supposed to taste it, you'resupposed to swallow it.
It made me puke to eat them, sothey didn't make it flavorful.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, you know, the probiotics don't have any taste.
Everything else does.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Some of probiotics don't have any taste everything
else does.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, some of it's really bad.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're takingall these supplements and
whatever, which is great, Iguess, good for your health I'm
getting older, but we'll getinto that in a few minutes,
because that's the next segment.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, it is um, what was I gonna say?
Uh, so I puke over pills and Idump everything into the shake
container, yeah, and I just chugit.
Yep, you know what's awesomeabout it?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
what it freaking works.
Why?
Because you can drink it out ofthe.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm starting a new trend here shaking.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Everybody's got to get a shaker okay and crush up
all your pills, put them inthere and just drink them don't
put them in a regular cup,because that didn't go well the
one time I did that, and tellthat story literally was injured
wanted advil, crushed the Advil, put it in a cup with water,
stirred it all up and he drankit and instantly puked it back
(05:34):
into the cup.
And then I had to clean that upbecause he wasn't going to touch
the cup, then he just puked it.
So that was a fun time?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Well, I told you you can't put it in that cup.
A fun time?
Well, I told you you can't putin that cup.
First of all, two things.
One you put in a regular cup.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You can't do that I don't understand the difference,
but okay, I know you don't, I'mgonna explain it to you right
now.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Just be quiet for a minute and let me explain it.
It's the amount of volume ofliquid that goes into your mouth
.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
With the shake cup.
The mouth of the top is small,Okay.
So I can manipulate how muchwater is going into my mouth at
one time.
A regular cup.
You don't have a top on it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm sorry.
This is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And so it goes in faster.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I think the worst part is you said you knew it
wasn't going to work and you didit anyways.
I told you this was a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
and then I puked back in it and you had to clean it
up.
You didn't stop and say hold on, let me get you the other cup
Now here, I am all hemmed up,I'm all hemmed up.
I can't move.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'm debilitated.
Let's get to that story.
Why don't you tell them whythat happened?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Because I'm old.
We'll get to that.
We will tie these storiestogether.
Relax, Holbrook.
Jesus Blows my skirt up.
I'll tell you that for free.
Yes, you were.
Now I lost my train of thought.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, great, yes, you were injured, having a rough
night.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Definitely a little bit dramatic about it as well
and chose to drink out of thecup.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Anyways, you could have said hey, do you mind
getting me the other cup?
You could have.
I did.
I verbally said to you why areyou giving it to me in this cup?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Maybe I didn't ask for the other one, but I made a
statement saying what the hellare you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
There was a reason for the other cup, and I don't
remember what that reason was.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You were lazy.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I don't think that's the case, because I got up and
did all of it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You were lazy.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But either way, you could have said I'm not drinking
this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You flubbed up.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
And maybe not puke in the cup.
Your fault, right, okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All right, so let's get to why you had to get the
cup anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah.
Listen we are not springchickens anymore.
We are not.
No, not at all.
It is funny.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, you're old as hell.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I am not old.
I am younger than you.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You are the youngest one on the show.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I am Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
But anyway, all right .
So here's the story, and I wantyou to tell it and then I will
retell it from my perspective.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, okay.
Well, do you want to tell aboutthe first time, or the first
injury, or the second one?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, I want to talk about the one you saw.
You didn't see the first one.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay, so he'd recently started playing
softball again.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And first up at bat, gets up to bat, hits the ball,
runs to first base and right ashe hits first base goes like a
stone face plants and almostlike bounced in the dirt is all
over his head base, all over hiswhole dirt everywhere and he
just lays there.
It's not funny.
(08:34):
It was funny and then not, butbecause then I did get concerned
, because you didn't immediatelyget up, but you did get up and
you said something popped.
What did you?
You pulled a hamstring or aglute muscle, something.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't know.
I don't know if it was mySomething pulled, I don't know
if it was my butt muscle or myhamstring, but but it was right
where the butt meets the top ofthe hamstring.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But just fell, just out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm going to say it was my hamstring, because the
bottom of my knee was black andblue.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, it did bruise after.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yes, it bruised badly , but yeah, and I don't bruise.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I'm a tough man.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, I don't know that that has anything to do
with being tough, but okay.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
But yes, I hit a double.
It was clearly going to be adouble, yeah, and I was going to
take the turn around first andit popped and it shot like
supernovas.
They were huge.
I'm like, oh my God, what thehell just happened and I fell
(09:33):
down like a ton of bricks.
Oh yeah, I did there.
Was it hurt?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
badly.
Yeah, it just went down.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I just went down and it was embarrassing, it was
fucking embarrassing, it washell it was really funny, though
it was very funny.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's what I'm saying.
You gotta let me laugh.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Can 200 pound dude running around first base and
just dropping?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I mean I'm sad that you were hurt, but I mean the
way it went down.
And then I mean you stood upand there was dirt all over your
hair and your face.
I mean, oh my, you literallyface planted.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
remember what I said.
They asked if you were okay andyou said I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Not crying, not whining.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't know yet no.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And then every time you went up after that, I
thought oh, no, oh, oh, say thatagain please.
You didn't play the rest ofthat game.
You played the next game.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No, they took me out.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah.
But, you played the next game.
Did I quit no?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Nope With a torn hammy.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I know You're so great.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And what did I do?
Broken leg I am.
That's why I am a prophet, ohboy, that's why I am who I am.
It's amazing the things I cando.
Right, you saw it with your owntwo eyes.
Oh my god, it's.
It's not very often that peopleget to witness that type of
greatness wow, do you know whatI mean?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
yeah, that's what I was thinking it's awesome,
absolutely I own it.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I own it you.
I've seen you fall down thestairs I did and then break your
leg getting off the couch.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, I did not break my leg, my foot got stuck in
the couch, yeah right and I kindof twisted my ankle and I
definitely wake up with likeweird bruises that I don't know
where they come from anymore.
Like it's just odd, I don'tremember injuring myself and yet
I have bruises everywhereGetting, and yet I have bruises
everywhere, getting older sucks.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You know what I've noticed?
More than anything, I'm losing,like motor control.
Motor control Like fine motor.
Really I drop stuff.
Now I always, since I had theTBI.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Right.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I've always now.
Since then I've had a hard timeholding pencils and that kind
of stuff and picking up littlethings.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Like trying to pick up dime off a countertop.
Oh jeez, what a pain in the ass.
That is Holy shit.
Just I wish I just had a magnetthat just sucked it.
Right, but that sucks.
But now I notice that even theI don't know the less fine motor
skills sliding into second base, I just drop down on my knee.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's probably not good for you either.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's how I got the first one that's rough.
Because I tried to slide intothe second base and completely
muffed it Right In my brain.
I'm like this is easy.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Here we go and all of a sudden my body's like what
the fuck did you just do thatfor the first softball game back
?
He injured his knee and couldnot walk the next day.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It swelled up.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
But go ahead Say it you played.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Go ahead and say it what that?
You played the next game, yeah,yeah, yeah, and injured
yourself.
But yes, you do.
You continue to play.
I'm giving you credit for that.
Yeah, smart or not?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
We're not sure if that's a smart move or not.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Stop making me look like a baby, I'm not making you
look like a a.
Thing right, uh huh I'm tough,oh god, so old age all this
stuff leads us into disneyland.
Oh god, the reason old ageleads us into disneyland is for
two reasons.
One disney world.
Disney world sorry, disneyworld in florida yes so I'm sure
(12:47):
if you listen to the show,which most of you have, you know
I've been kicked out of disney.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Right.
We're going to get into that ina minute, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Here's another story from my perspective.
In Disney, I was with my sister, my son and, at the time, my
family, okay, and we went there.
It was a hot ass day.
Obviously, it's Florida, right,and it's the end of the day.
We are all dragging Waters'sonly eight bucks.
The only thing you can eat isapples.
I don't know why they used togive out apples.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Really.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Either that or my kids stole them.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I don't know.
Oh my God, I don't everremember that.
I just know.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I didn't pay for them .
We're getting on the train, themonorail.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay, it's the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
We're beat, tired, everybody's pissed, the line is
long, and then there's thiswhole group of people.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
They're tourists you're a tourist, by the way no,
I no, I mean from anothercountry.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Okay, they.
I don't know if they're fromanother country, but they were
definitely ethnic okay all right, I don't know what nationality
they were, and I'm not, no,whatever but they.
But they sat there andpretended like they didn't speak
english okay so we're like, hey, can you push in?
Oh, and they just stand there,oh, like they're disobedient oh
god they're disobedient, andthen they turn and look at you
(14:04):
like you're bothering them, canyou?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
can you just move it and they just stare at you and
finally I'm like fucking move,fucking move, fucking move in.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Right, you don't have to swear.
Now some other person's likeyou don't have to swear to those
kids on this thing.
I was like lady, it's fuckinghot, I'm pissed and I want to
get out of God damn train.
If you're going to havelanguage like that, you can just
go home.
I'm trying, you're trying to doasshole Trying to get back to
the hotel.
So, that brings us to the story.
(14:35):
There's an article out herewhere some girl got embarrassed
Embarrassed, yeah.
They claimed that her outfitwasn't Disney appropriate.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Disney appropriate outfits.
Huh, I didn't know that was athing.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Half of those princesses are dressed like
sluts.
Wow, what was she wearing?
She was wearing a sports.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
know, that was a thing Half of those princesses
are dressed like sluts.
Wow, what was she wearing?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
She was wearing a sports bra, tank top type thing.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
And leggings.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I do not find that inappropriate.
No, in fact, I find it quiteappropriate.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, I mean you're at Disney, I mean it's kind of
it's hot as hell, exactly, andmean it's a sports bra but it's
kind of a tank top, but at thesame time those are Depending, I
don't know.
Are you looking at the picture?
Have you seen the picture?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I have Does it look inappropriate.
No, it doesn't lookinappropriate at all.
The only thing that looksinappropriate is she has flat
chested.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh my god, I don't know what that has to do with
anything.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, why?
Why would you even wear that?
Why don't you just put on atight t-shirt, put on a white
beater?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I don't know, maybe she was comfortable in that.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
She probably was.
So what happened to her?
I'm not even trying to bodyshame.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
What happened to her?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
She had to buy a $45 t-shirt to cover it up.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
They have no cheap t-shirts at the store.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Huh If they wanted her to cover up so badly, they
should have given her thegoddamn t-shirt yeah, she paid
145 to get in.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Exactly.
You can't give her 12 t-shirt.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You're paying eight dollars for waters.
Yeah, and if it was so bad, ifit was so disney inappropriate,
why didn't she get kicked?
Out how come I get kicked out?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
there was an easy fix .
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I guess I mean you the happiest place on earth
hates me yeah and this girl getsit, gets off scot-free.
I.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I mean that's some horseshit.
There was no way to take backyou jumping in that lake.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
First of all, I think this is a fake story, anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You don't even think it's real.
No, well, why?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think the girl's making it up to try and get
money.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Uh, maybe she's getting the attention we're
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, she looks like she's Brazilian that has to do
anything.
What does?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
that matter.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Well, she'd be a tourist, and now she wants to
get.
Maybe she didn't have a goodday.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Maybe she didn't like standing in the long lines for
all the rides.
Now she's like hmm, they calledme inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Did they?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Maybe they'll give her the $45 for the t-shirt
Nothing nothing in the articlesaid anything from Disney, just
her accusing them of doing it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I mean, is Disney really going to comment on this?
Disney, like the headcorporation, going to?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Why would they?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
They got 45 bucks it was probably some random
employee at Disney that told hershe had to do it.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
No, I guarantee you, it was another person in the
park.
It wasn't even Disney, really.
Yeah, disney would notdiscriminate against this
woman's outfit.
Yeah, it's actually a niceoutfit.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Everything woman's outfit.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, it's actually a nice outfit.
Everything's covered.
There's nothing showing.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
She has a nice butt.
None of those things are.
That's not part of.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I would enjoy looking at this.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Okay, well, you would .
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I would not find this inappropriate.
I'd be like hey how you doing.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Her boyfriend's in the background of the picture,
trying to be all flexing.
You drop like a bag of dirt.
Wow, I'd hammer on you bitch.
Oh my God, I just don'tunderstand how she didn't get
kicked out, but I did.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Well, there was a fix to hers there was a fix to mine
too.
You can't take back jumping inthe lake.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I didn't get eaten by a croc.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, that was a benefit to you.
I guess, huh that thealligators didn't get you.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, that was a benefit to you.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I guess, huh, that the alligators didn't get you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can'tjump in that lake.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
No, you can't.
They frown upon that.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
They don't frown upon it.
You're not supposed to do it.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh no, they frown upon it.
It's like masturbating on anairplane Still not allowed.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
No, I'm pretty sure that's legal.
That's not true, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
So this is our first time doing questions.
We finally have a bunch ofquestions, oh boy, and I just
happened to get a couple of themon embarrassing topics.
Oh boy, like me puking or beingold and getting hurt, okay.
So actually our fans are askingus questions.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
All right, so here's the first one from a guy named
Chris.
What's an embarrassing habityou still haven't broken, even
though you swear every year.
You will.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
An embarrassing habit .
Huh, do you have anembarrassing habit?
Oh yeah, how about you Go?
What's yours?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I fall asleep after I masturbate.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Oh, my God.
Well, there you go.
I don't know.
I'm trying to think this istough.
Not good at these questions,huh.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Embarrassing habit.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
It could be can be like biting your nails or
something you can't even thinkof a habit this is what they
call dead air, you know yeah,I'm aware wasn't prepared for
this I told you about it beforestarting the show.
The episode just didn't knowwhat the question was gonna be
no shit I'm gonna catch you offguard I don't like that.
You already knew the question.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I did.
So you knew what you were goingto say.
All right, we're moving on,because you're taking way too
long and I have to edit a lot ofthis out now.
All right, is there a weirdritual you do when no one's
watching?
That would totally confuse yourfriends if they saw it.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
A weird ritual, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Do you even know yourself?
No, apparently you don't.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
No, I have a bunch of them.
You have a bunch of weirdrituals.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Have you ever seen my peanut butter?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Is that a ritual, though I wouldn't think of that
as a ritual.
I guess that's kind of why.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
You wouldn't think it was weird.
Why don't you explain toeverybody what I do with my
peanut butter?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It has to be flat, like you have to, and the butter
is the same way.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Butter is also the same way.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You can't dig in, you have to.
Yeah, I mean, I do that.
I guess those are kind ofthings I do too.
I didn't think about those asrituals, though.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
How are my pots and pans?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Like the OCD, I think of it more a ritual, I guess.
That's all.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
When I first moved back to this house, I said to
everybody here is how I want mypots of pans.
How are they supposed to go?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
They have to be the smallest one on top, obviously,
and all the handles have to bethe same way.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
They have to go to the left.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yep On a 45 degree angle, uh-huh yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You don't have any of it.
You're lying.
I you don't want to explainyourself.
No, I mean, I do stuff likethat.
I I don't know.
I guess I don't think about it.
I like I said, I wasn'tthinking of that as a ritual.
I was thinking, oh, likegetting ready in the morning and
I don't know like I'll talk tomyself in the mirror sometimes,
that kind of thing.
I guess that was kind of.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I guess maybe that was from shannon that question.
Oh, I didn't say that before,so I just said it now because I
realized I didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
This one's from Sarah .
What's one habit you thoughtwas totally normal until someone
called you out on it.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I'm really bad at these questions.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Boy.
I'm glad there's an edit button.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You are terrible at it right now.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You've at it right now.
Well, you've never been calledout on anything.
I know what your annoying habitis.
You thought was totally normal.
Oh, you do.
What is that talking I?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
don't think that's gotcha.
That's yours too, by the way.
No, we've gone over this athousand times.
I am chatty, kathy, until I'm amonk uh, you are talk.
You are never a monk.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm upset.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh, god, no, that's when you go into overdrive.
My one habit that I thought wasnormal was I talk to myself.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's what I just said about the talking to myself
in the mirror.
I do that, yeah, I think peopledo that more than you think,
though.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, that's what I'm trying to get across, right.
Well, that's what I'm trying toget across, right, like I do
this and there's probably a lotof things that I do that right
now I'm not really thinkingabout, right?
These are the ones that arecoming off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
So that's what we've got.
There's a couple of other onesI was going to throw in here.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
How many questions do we have today?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
There were six total.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Oh, but I'm only going.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I already answered this one.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You've already answered it.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, have you ever been caught mid-habit?
And what was your awkwardexcuse?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So we already are going to talk.
I know what you're going to say.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
But I wanted to get to my excuse.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What's your excuse?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I was done, I was tired.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh my God, that's all you can say.
I was done, I was tired.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
There are so many people that have walked in on me
Laying there with the crank inmy hand.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh my god.
And they're like oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
They just left.
They just left, did they justleave?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
What are they going to say?
I'm asleep, I don't know, Iguess.
What are you supposed to do?
Fly?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
wide.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Oh my God, this is what we're putting on the air
today.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The waters are a little murky.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Oh my God, wow, well, I mean listeners learned a lot
about you today.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
All right, last one.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I thought that was the last one.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
No.
If your most embarrassing habithad a theme song, what would it
be and why?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I don't even know what my most embarrassing habit
is, other than maybe the talkingto myself.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Is that what we're going with?
I guess.
Yeah, I got your song already.
Oh boy, go ahead.
The fat boys, I can't rememberif it's the fat boys or run dmc.
I said you talk too much.
Oh boy, you never shut up.
I said you talk too much.
It's not nice, I know, but it'sfunny, whatever.
What is my most embarrassing?
I don't get caught that often,so it's not my most embarrassing
habit.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
You make it seem like it's happening on a daily basis
.
You have people walk in.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
What would my most embarrassing habit be and, by
the way, jerking off isn'tembarrassing Fall asleep with
your dick in your hand is.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, people walking in on that, yeah, I can go with
that I don't know All I know.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
If I had a theme song to my most embarrassing habit,
it would be the A-Team themesong.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh my God, Because that's the way it would be.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It would be awesome, it would be epic, oh boy,
whatever it is, it would befucking splendid.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Now, before we started recording, yeah, I said
to you.
You're like are we going to geta whole episode out of this?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I yeah, we did we can keep going.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And what did I say to you?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You could talk about each thing for the total period
of time, so there was noquestion for him and it worked.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
And it did Because we are at the end of the show.
Here.
We are at the end.
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