April 29, 2025 • 28 mins
Billionaires with penis-shaped rockets and celebrities paying $200,000 for 11 minutes of "almost space" – welcome to the absurd reality of modern space tourism.
Detto and T-Bot take a scathing, hilarious look at Blue Origin and the billionaire space race between Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. What exactly are these ultra-wealthy individuals trying to accomplish by sending celebrities like Katy Perry and Gayle King 62 miles up – barely crossing the boundary of what's considered "space" – only to tumble around weightless for a few minutes before returning to Earth?
The hosts don't hold back, questioning everything from the phallic design of Blue Origin's rockets to the stark contrast between spending millions on space joyrides while countless people struggle with basic needs. As they put it: "If you have so much money to spend, how about you just help all of us?" Their commentary cuts through the PR spin, exposing these ventures as expensive advertising platforms masquerading as technological progress.
Between laughs, the conversation touches on deeper issues: the militarization potential of private space technology, environmental impacts of launches, and why billionaires choose vanity projects over solving real-world problems. The episode perfectly captures the growing disconnect between the ultra-wealthy and everyday people.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Saki Toomey.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
We're back with another episodeof Saki Toomey, where we
connect people to people, evenif we're flying in outer space.
Anyway, I'm back here withT-Bot.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
And man, have I got shit to say about Blue Origin?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What a shitshow nonsense this is.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Tell me something good about Blue Origin.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Um, I think his way of doing things is he wants to
get everyone in outer spaceeventually.
I'm not sure that's a goodthing or a bad thing, but I
don't see anything more to thatthan that.
Honestly, I don't know why he'sdoing it.
Maybe he's just got so muchmoney and he has nothing to do
with it.
(01:00):
I mean, hey, let's go and takeeveryone to space.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Government, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Government.
Well, yeah, hey, let's go andtake everyone to space
Government.
Let's do it, government.
Well, yeah, obviously.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's technology.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Of course it is, that's all it is, of course it
is.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's that guy in Jason Bourne where they put that
sleep I forget what it was,sleep something and they want to
start tracking people's dreamsRight, so they can be more in
touch with it.
Yep, so Elon Musk and JeffBezos are arguably two of the
richest men in the world.
Right, right Might be the tworichest men I don't know, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't have the whole list in front of me, but
who cares, who cares?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
They have a lot more money than I do, and that's all
that fucking matters Totally andhere they are having their own
little space race.
Yeah, pretty much Are weresorting to kindergarten?
What the hell is this?
It's a guy thing, it's an egothing.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Don't take my building blocks.
I want the A.
Don't take my big spaceship.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I might get a big one .
I'm going to build a bigger one, right, holy shit, right.
So now here we are, and theysend up Katy Perry, gayle King,
bezos' wife where he face plants.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, I think it's fiance.
I don't think they're quitemarried yet.
You know what?
What an idiot, what.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
What an idiot.
Your wife, your ex-wife, justtook half of what you had Right,
let's do it again, which is ametric ton, and you're going to
do it again.
Oh yeah, oh, I hope you spokethe words, prenup.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
At least once or twice Holy shit In a
conversation.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
What an idiot.
Yeah, you got the world by theballs.
You're arguably one of therichest men in the world.
Yep, you're single, right, andyou get married again.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What an idiot, what an idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But that's not what we're talking about.
No Blue Origin.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
They're trying to figure out reusable rockets.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes, they are trying to figure that out.
I did read that.
I think it's actually cool thatyou're not going to waste all
that money to just do a one-timeonly thing, and they can reuse
them if this is the directionthey want to go in.
So that's actually a prettycool thing, but I don't
understand why the whole processis even happening.
Honestly, why does anyone wantto go to space?
I don't want to go.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
They're not even in space.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Correct.
We did figure out.
It's like 26 miles up justbefore the space line, I guess
62 miles above the Earth.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Correct I'd say 26.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm at 62.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Lame.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm fairly certain the military has planes that fly
that high.
You may be right, I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Are these people going up just to tumble around
what they think is space?
That's exactly what they did.
You can't build a capsule to goup into the atmosphere, tumble
around and then come down andtell everybody that you were in
space.
You're not a NASA astronaut,You're.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Gale.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
King, you've never been to space.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's true.
I wonder how much they paid todo this.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
They didn't pay anything.
You think no, they're comingback because they have followers
.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, but maybe they made a contribution to somewhere
.
I can't imagine they didn'thave to do something.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
This is a space race between Bezos and Elon Musk.
Right, and that's all it is.
Yeah, and they're claiming thatit's going to help industry
growth and jobs.
It's going to create jobs, forwhat?
Who the fuck wants to go tospace?
It's dark, it's cold, there'sno water.
Everybody dies up there.
Who the hell wants to get on aflight here?
(04:29):
When I was in third grade, theChallenger exploded.
I remember that.
Why the fuck do?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I want to get on a space shuttle.
No, I agree, but their wholeway of thinking for the future
is that to eventually go upthere and work and live.
Of course, again, I don't knowwhat that means.
Will they build places forpeople to live?
Will it be green up there?
Will it be air for us?
Will we live in a big bubble upthere?
I don't know.
How is that going to work?
I mean, I don't know, neitherdo they.
They probably don't, you'reright, but that's their whole
(04:59):
idea of why they're sendingpeople up there.
I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
They can't self-sustain what's up there?
I don't know.
What kind of natural substancesdo we have up there that we
need Again?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
they would probably have to do like a Are we going
to truck water to the moon?
They might have to Biospheres,I don't know.
I mean, you grow those littlehydroponic plants in these
little containers.
I don't know.
Plants in these littlecontainers, I don't know.
Maybe that's their premise ofdoing things, who knows?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And then, what I don't know, they're trying to
get industry off Earth.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You're probably right .
Speaker 1 (05:31):
How much more is that going to cost when I have to
buy an iPhone from the fuckingmoon?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I never even thought about that.
You're right.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's bad enough.
They want to bring it back toAmerica right now.
That's funny.
Now they want to send it backto america right now oh that's
funny.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Now they want to send it to the moon.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's nine thousand dollars to buy it from america.
How much is it going to be tobuy it from the moon?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
oh my god, this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard
, I agree, I agree, and thesepeople getting on these flights
oh yeah, they come back sayingoh, when you go up there, you
understand how much you love theearth.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
What the fucking fuck .
It took you an 11-minute flightto figure that out.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Wait time out.
They got to unbuckle theirseatbelts and float around with
no gravity and try to put theirseatbelts back on again before
they came back down threeminutes later.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I could do that for $250 in a NASA simulator Exactly
.
This is horseshit.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I agree, horseshit.
I agree, horseshit.
I agree.
I wouldn't want to do it.
You couldn't pay me enough.
I'm good, right where I am.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's only private access to space, though it's
only really wealthy and endowedpeople will be able to go, of
course, of course, because who,in their right mind, us people,
being the way we are, can affordto do that anyway?
Really.
Plus, there's no government upthere, right?
So you can go up there and dowhatever you want, right?
Well, where's the trolley herefor the kids?
(06:48):
They're taken off the planetand sent them into space, sent
them into space For all thesepedophiles That'd be a great
idea.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Tell me that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That'd be a great idea.
Yeah, what do you mean?
That'd be a great idea?
That's a horrible idea.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, leave them in a big bubble, all these people
that are all, like you said,pedophiles or people that are
bad.
Put them in a big bubble and goup there and just die.
Seriously.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
So we just put them on the Challenger.
Yes On their way up If they'rein jail anyway, they're just
rotting in jail, anyway it's nota jail dude, it's not the
people that are in jail, it'sthe people that are sex
trafficking people, the richpeople.
They're doing this as we'vetalked about diddy.
Oh, oh clinton okay and okaybill barr and all these people
(07:33):
that are into this gotcha ellenoh yeah, all of these people
that are doing it.
They want to go up to space, sothey'll just send kids up there
and they could have their waywith them.
It's a sick twisted thing.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
God, that's awful.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
That's not cool.
Money buys you access, I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, yep, pretty much, I guess Pretty much.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
And this whole race with SpaceX?
Yeah, it's just, it's so.
It just looks immature.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well, of course it does.
It's two guys with a big ego tosee who's going to do what
first.
I don't even think it's egos.
What is it then?
Stupidity, well, okay, it kindof falls into the same place.
If they have so much money,they just don't know what to do
with it all.
So let's just do this, and no,I'm going to do it before him.
No, no, no, I'm going to do itbefore him.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Why has it taken them so long to do this, then?
Why is it now they had tocreate Amazon and Tesla for two
people to get back into thespace race which we got out of,
which really caused the Cold War?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
And here we are doing it again, like it's fun.
This was fun the first timePeople thought it was who.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't idiots what was it people?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
who was the first person in space?
What was the first person?
What was the first mammal inspace?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
oh is a dog no the well, yes, it was the dog.
Actually was the dog in umrussia and a monkey for us.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
The monkey was first.
And now, here we are, a bunchof fucking monkeys going back to
space like a bunch of idiots.
I mean, come on, it's monkeys.
What's in space?
What's in space that's so great, we don't know.
That's why we have to go.
We're explorers.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
We're like Magellan I want to go experience it.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Or DeSoto, who found the Mississippi.
Yeah, like nobody would havefound that.
It's just crazy because thiscompany has been around since
2000.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yes, right.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
The Blue Origin.
And just now, 25 years later,they're sending people up.
No, they sent some people up in21.
Yeah, not one person is paidfor this.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You don't think so.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I mean, he can't have all this much money to build
these rockets and put all thesepeople in space.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's a lot of money .
What is the cost for anadvertisement at the Super Bowl
right now for any random company?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I would imagine probably two, three, four, maybe
$10 million.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I don't know honestly , I would go 10 or above 10 or
above.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Depending on how long .
Fair enough, that's.
All this guy's doing isadvertising.
Okay, he's got Katy Perry, he'sgot Gayle King, he's got Bill
Shatner, he's got all thesepeople that will come back down
and say, oh my God, bill Shatnerlooked like he was half dead
when he came back the first time.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh gosh, Poor.
Thing.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And then Bezos comes back.
His wife, his fiance is upthere, yes, and he face plants.
It's like what were you on themoon?
What were you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Holy shit, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So SpaceX is ahead of Blue Origin, okay, and this is
just one of those things wherehe's trying to catch up, right,
and he's got Katy Perry andGayle King coming down kissing
the ground Right, being allabout it Like oh my God, it was
the greatest thing I've everdone.
11 minutes in heaven.
He's like, yeah, you obviouslyweren't in the closet, were you
(11:00):
Goofball?
Wow, you have billions ofviewers and here you are telling
everybody the story.
This is just technology.
All this is is the militarytrying to figure out how to have
a faster plane at a higheraltitude.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, well, don't they have those planes anyway
that go Mach 10, 9, or whatever.
Isn't that the same?
The speed of light kind ofthing, is that the same or is
that a totally different thing?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yes, I believe they do, but I don't even know what
they've got and what they don'thave.
I mean, I don't think.
As far as I know, the militaryhas generators that can work on
air.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yes, I have heard that they run on air.
I have heard that, yeah, which?
That is pretty wild.
It's nuts.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
In the concept, but this is just separating the rich
from everybody else.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It's widening the gap .
Well, that's obvious.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Because it's $200,000 for a ticket.
Oh, my gosh who, the hell isgoing to go up there for
$200,000?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Again, I have no desire to.
Why would you?
I don't know.
I just don't have any desire toget in this little compartment
and just I don't know.
I mean, maybe it's a thrill forpeople that are rich Again, and
just I don't know, maybe it's athrill for people that are rich
Again.
People with so much money justget bored.
I think let's just do this,let's just do that.
People like us that don't havethat kind of cash.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Play Russian roulette , then Do something realistic.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Jeez, Russian roulette is realistic.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's more realistic than flying to space which
you're not even in space.
I'm sorry, I know You're notthe space stations are at least
120 miles farther beyond wherethey're going Right.
It's just above that line thatone line Mm-hmm, where for like
a minute or two, you can takeyour seatbelt off and flip
around Right, you could do thatat the NASA station.
Yes, cut and flip around, right, you could do that at the NASA
(12:54):
station.
Yes, cut the shit.
Yeah, and it would cost you$250 versus $250,000.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Is that how much the tickets are?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I have no idea.
I made that up.
Oh, you just put it up there.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
yeah Well, I know, at one point before when they did
this whole thing, when Strahanwent up and Shatner went up,
there was a bidding on it,bidding um, a uh kind of like a,
um kind of bidding on it, andthe tickets went for like 28
million dollars.
28 million dollars to go get onan air, get on a a spaceship to
(13:24):
do the same thing neithershatner nor strahan paid that
you're right, there's no way oneshatner's captain kirk and
literally belongs in space.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And two straight hand was on kelly and michael at the
time.
Okay, and came back and toldeverybody about it.
All right, yeah, you can't payright for that kind of exposure.
Of course not, right, right,one of the biggest daytime talk
shows on tv and here here he'stelling you about this company?
Yeah, and the ride he was onRight Hell, yeah, get on the
(13:58):
plane.
I mean, it's costing me thesame amount whether you're on it
or not, it's true, and it's oneto three million per launch.
What is one to three millionfor Jeff Bezos?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Oh, that's like pennies for cripes sakes.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's like an old lady opening her change purse and
counting out changes in thegrocery line, where you're
pissed off.
She's like 92, 93.
I can't, oh, I don't.
I think I have a penny in mycar and you're just like cashier
, she's on pennies.
(14:32):
Sure I'll pick up the penny.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Let's just fucking go Right.
She's on Penny.
Sure, I'll pick up the penny.
Let's just fucking go Right.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's what it's for Bezos.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I guess that's just the lifestyle of the rich and
famous.
You know that old story, richand famous.
I mean, like I said, I don'tknow that I would want to ever,
ever, ever do that.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
The other bad part about this whole thing is Bezos
has his spaceships looking likedicks.
I didn't see that.
It's like out of an AustinPowers movie.
Honestly, it's a phallic symboland it's like come on, bro,
really.
And then the tip shoots off.
It's like, oh my God no way.
(15:13):
That's a little twisted whatare you saying we're just
combing all over your faces?
Oh boy, Did you really just saythat?
Because we're rich and you'renot?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh man, seriously, yeah, it looks bad.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Let's make sure our super seed keeps going.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Holy fuck, there's a lot of designs he could have
probably thrown out thereinstead of that much better
design.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I don't know.
I think it was on purpose.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Is it more aerodynamic?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No, I think it was like I have a bigger one than
you do.
I think that's what it was.
Okay, stop talking Again.
Back to the kindergarten.
Don't take my blocks.
You need to stop.
I'm serious.
He's like hey, elon Middlefinger, he is, it's fucking
horse shit.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's like a bold silhouette.
Just that whole thing in AustinPowers is like Johnson.
It looks like a huge rod Right.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yes, what the fuck is this thing?
What kind of are you reallydesigning?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
this by yourself?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
No, you didn't.
Somebody's trying to give it toyou, Right?
And it's not your fiancé andyour fiancé's on there by the
way.
Yes, your fiancé's ridinganother dick.
That's what's happening rightnow.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That's why he tripped and fell on your face.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's why Because your fiancé was on that ride Get
off there.
Get off there right now.
Oh no, no, no, don't letanybody see.
Oh man, there goes your nose,you're on a roll.
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Holy cow, I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I can't With a lot of people in the world.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I just can't yeah, no shit.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
It's like you're not hiding anything.
You think we're stupid?
Oh, don't even get started withmath, we'll talk about that
later.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Math's not been a good thing for me ever.
I've always been like theperson that struggles with math.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Simple math's fine but don't get me into algebra
and all that.
We weren't talking about math.
We weren't, we were not.
That's it.
But I guarantee you that BlueOrigin, which is an odd name, to
be shaped like a dick, do youknow what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Blue Origin.
It's a secret fantasy of his.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Where'd you grow it?
Blue Balls oh man, Is that thecolor you remember coming out of
your mother's?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Let's go back to talking about math.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Your mother's delivery vessel.
Is that where you got this from, holy shit?
Oh boy, bezos wore a cowboy hatafter his first flight.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh God, why?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I don't know.
He thought he was a spacecowboy.
Woo-woo, woo-woo.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Steve.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Miller was right next to him playing the guitar.
It's.
This whole thing is like abillionaire cosplay event.
Yeah, that's all it is.
Yep, it's like let's, let'sredirect all of your attention
to this shit instead of payingattention to what is actually
going on in our own country andin your life.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Like, if they have so much money to spend, how about
you just help all of us?
How about you help people inthe United States instead of
making this thing out of space,Because you can't tell me that
there's people that could usethat cash?
Donating it, donations,whatever.
I don't understand.
Yeah, I agree.
Whatever I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, I agree with you.
I don't know why they're doingthis instead.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
If you really wanted to make more money, give that
shit away.
Right, Listen, what happenedwas that stimulus that was given
when COVID hit?
People turned around and spentthat shit.
I pocket some of it.
Give everybody a $1,000 Amazoncard and watch how fast your
(19:01):
business explodes even moreRight.
What'd you do?
You give them $1,000,.
They're going to spend $3,000now, that's true.
And it only costs you $1,000 perperson.
Right, you can't afford it atthis point, and yet you want to
charge everybody $200,000.
A seat to ride up for 11minutes yeah, 11 goddamn minutes
(19:23):
.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I'd actually like to pick their brains and exactly
find out why.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
This might sound weird, but I'm pretty sure I
have sex longer than that.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Oh, I don't, but I like to believe I do, I that oh.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I don't, but I like to believe I do.
I don't, but I like to believeI do.
It's been so long, it wouldn'teven be 11 seconds.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Forget 11 minutes Holy cow you need to stop.
Oh seriously Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And there's lawsuits in there.
This is just a crazy fuckingthing.
There's something not rightabout all this.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
No, I agree.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And I like going to finding these things because
there's something screwed upwith this.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Honest to God.
I want to find out more aboutall this.
I just thought it was funny.
It was all women, first of all.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh yeah.
It was all women, all womencrew Yep.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Why, why?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
why not?
Why can't women fly a spaceship?
Is there's a problem right now?
What is your question?
Why?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
no, why wasn't like there were six women?
Now I don't.
I don't know who the the pilotwas okay I don't know if the
pilot was man or woman or he orshe, or they or them, or is it
all women crew oh, or pronounokay.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Well, yeah, they just said an all-women crew.
All-women crew, correct, you'reright.
You don't know the specifics.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, why was it?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
all-women.
I don't know, maybe they had awomen crew and they wanted to do
an all-women crew.
I don't.
I can't answer that onehonestly.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I don't know, women, huh, hmm.
So women are getting divorcedat such a rapid rate that they
have all kinds of money.
Now they can spend $200,000 fora fucking seat on this thing.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Heck, you never know, maybe they can throw in a
spaceship.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I need child support so I can go to space.
Here I come Outer space, wooWoo, oh boy.
Seriously, that's what it seemslike.
Anyway, this is fucking horse.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Seriously, that's what it seems like anyway, this
is horse shit.
That's a stretch, I think, justsaying why.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Why wouldn't you have like one or two notable men on
there?
Men didn't want to go.
Maybe, Are men smarter thanwomen?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh boy, let's not go down that road, let's not go
down that road.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'm just saying.
They went up for 62 miles andthen came back.
That's it 62 miles 62 miles.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
And then they came back, so it was a successful
trip.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, they didn't know where they were going.
They had to turn around andcome home.
That's why that's how it went.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
They didn't know how to get to the moon because there
was no man on the ship.
Okay, oh boy Nailed it.
What's up, bro?
Definitely not Hard pass onthat.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Oh man, If you want something, don't ask a woman.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Exactly right.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
But still, it's fun to make fun of you.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Of course it is.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's why they went 11 minutes.
Didn't know where they weregoing and they turned around and
came home.
That shit's funny Come on.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Oh man, oh god.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I don't know why this is happening or why people are
trying to fly to outer space,where it's just cold and death.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Pretty much Seriously Drury.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
What if you happen to get stuck up there?
What are you going to do then?
Are you going to launch a hugeharpoon to pull you back?
You got no parachutes.
You're not going to parachutefrom all the way up there you're
fucked.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
The international space station circles up there,
so I'm sure they can 120 milesaway.
I'm sure they can figure outsomething 120 miles away.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
How would you get stuck up?
They can figure out something.
They're 120 miles away.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, but time out, how would you get stuck up there
?
Anyway, you'd still be in yourspaceship.
I mean, how would you get stuck?
We'd have to.
Just you would just orbit.
Are you talking on the planetor just going in space?
What planet You're on?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
the plane, you're on the ship, oh the ship, and it
gets malfunctioning.
Now, all of a sudden, nowyou're just like floating in
space.
The engines don't ignite andyou're just floating in space.
What are they going to do?
Shoot a huge harpoon of reallybad wind.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
That's what you meant .
Oh baby, You're screwed.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And you're paying 200 grand for this.
You're guaranteeing that thisshit works.
Good for you, morons.
Holy shit, that's a big fuckingknot to put down, for.
I hope this works.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Right, that's funny, that is actually funny.
I can see this big harpoonGetting shot up from the World
just to get them back.
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
It's like we're in Spongebob Squarepants, somehow
Soggy Bottom or whatever thehell it's called.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Oh boy, so happy I'm back seriously, all right,
that's blue origin.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I don't.
I don't know what's going onfrom the fact that it was such a
big deal.
This is another one of thosethings.
It was a big deal.
Yeah, this is another one ofthose things.
It was a big deal, because it'shiding something else.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Well, okay, you could be right.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Diddy is probably dead now.
We wouldn't even know it, yeahwe haven't heard much about him.
Because Blue Origin went tospace Exactly.
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Diddy who.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Diddy dead, diddy no longer.
Anyway, we are rolling to theend of this one.
Oh man, I don't get blue origin.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I don't know Always a fun trip with you.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Hey man, if you got 200K to just blow, good for you,
but I would not blow it on aride to outer space for 11
fucking minutes.
Seriously, I'd blow it on afucking, really high class
hooker instead oh my godseriously wow hey, whatever,
okay, teaching their own rightright sure would you get on that
flight?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
no, why not?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
you couldn't pay me enough to well, you'd have to
pay enough to get on there.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
But yeah, but not enough.
I just no desire to none whatif you were michael strahan?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
would you get?
Would you get on the flight?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
well, I'm not Michael Strahan, so I can't speak that
way You're.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
A, not a football player.
B not African American.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Right C.
I'm a female.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
And C.
You're a female, but you wouldhave fit in on this flight.
What if you were Katy Perry?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, what if Then I'd be on that spaceship going
62 miles over the air?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Oh my God, All right, we got to go because it's
getting late All right.
And I only have so much left inthis cycle.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Okie doke.
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All right, t-bot, love you, miss you.
It's always great to have youhere.
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Thanks.
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All right, having said that, I was just kidding, I
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We're just going for a minute,then we're going to stop and
we're going to start over again.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I'm just kidding.
We're going to keep going.
I'll cut all this out and I'lluse it as a little clip.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's been going on.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No, it just started, oh Jesus, but now you're being
recorded, so watch what you say,bitch.
Okay, watch what you say.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Oh my God, there are just times I want to slap you in
the mouth.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
That is not nice to say to anyone.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I would never say it to anybody.
I just want to say it on theair right now Because I thought
it was funny.
It makes you feel like a bigman.
No, big man I can't bear.
No, it does not.
It doesn't make me feel like it, but it's like.
I want to say it just because.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I feel like this is my time, this is my chance.
All right, then I'm going totake a quick five minute pause.
You go for it, I don't knowwhat to say.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
How's your five second pause All right, ready?
Hey everybody, it's Ditto,we're back with Saki Timmy,
we're.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto,we're back Now.
I'm just laughing.
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Saki Toomey.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
We're back with another episodeof Saki Toomey, where we
connect people to people, evenif we're flying in outer space.
Anyway, I'm back here withT-Bot.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
And man, have I got shit to say about Blue Origin?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What a shitshow nonsense this is.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Tell me something good about Blue Origin.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Um, I think his way of doing things is he wants to
get everyone in outer spaceeventually.
I'm not sure that's a goodthing or a bad thing, but I
don't see anything more to thatthan that.
Honestly, I don't know why he'sdoing it.
Maybe he's just got so muchmoney and he has nothing to do
with it.
(01:00):
I mean, hey, let's go and takeeveryone to space.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Government, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Government.
Well, yeah, hey, let's go andtake everyone to space
Government.
Let's do it, government.
Well, yeah, obviously.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's technology.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Of course it is, that's all it is, of course it
is.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's that guy in Jason Bourne where they put that
sleep I forget what it was,sleep something and they want to
start tracking people's dreamsRight, so they can be more in
touch with it.
Yep, so Elon Musk and JeffBezos are arguably two of the
richest men in the world.
Right, right Might be the tworichest men I don't know, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't have the whole list in front of me, but
who cares, who cares?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
They have a lot more money than I do, and that's all
that fucking matters Totally andhere they are having their own
little space race.
Yeah, pretty much Are weresorting to kindergarten?
What the hell is this?
It's a guy thing, it's an egothing.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Don't take my building blocks.
I want the A.
Don't take my big spaceship.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I might get a big one .
I'm going to build a bigger one, right, holy shit, right.
So now here we are, and theysend up Katy Perry, gayle King,
bezos' wife where he face plants.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, I think it's fiance.
I don't think they're quitemarried yet.
You know what?
What an idiot, what.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
What an idiot.
Your wife, your ex-wife, justtook half of what you had Right,
let's do it again, which is ametric ton, and you're going to
do it again.
Oh yeah, oh, I hope you spokethe words, prenup.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
At least once or twice Holy shit In a
conversation.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
What an idiot.
Yeah, you got the world by theballs.
You're arguably one of therichest men in the world.
Yep, you're single, right, andyou get married again.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What an idiot, what an idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But that's not what we're talking about.
No Blue Origin.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
They're trying to figure out reusable rockets.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes, they are trying to figure that out.
I did read that.
I think it's actually cool thatyou're not going to waste all
that money to just do a one-timeonly thing, and they can reuse
them if this is the directionthey want to go in.
So that's actually a prettycool thing, but I don't
understand why the whole processis even happening.
Honestly, why does anyone wantto go to space?
I don't want to go.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
They're not even in space.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Correct.
We did figure out.
It's like 26 miles up justbefore the space line, I guess
62 miles above the Earth.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Correct I'd say 26.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm at 62.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Lame.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm fairly certain the military has planes that fly
that high.
You may be right, I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Are these people going up just to tumble around
what they think is space?
That's exactly what they did.
You can't build a capsule to goup into the atmosphere, tumble
around and then come down andtell everybody that you were in
space.
You're not a NASA astronaut,You're.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Gale.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
King, you've never been to space.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's true.
I wonder how much they paid todo this.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
They didn't pay anything.
You think no, they're comingback because they have followers
.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, but maybe they made a contribution to somewhere
.
I can't imagine they didn'thave to do something.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
This is a space race between Bezos and Elon Musk.
Right, and that's all it is.
Yeah, and they're claiming thatit's going to help industry
growth and jobs.
It's going to create jobs, forwhat?
Who the fuck wants to go tospace?
It's dark, it's cold, there'sno water.
Everybody dies up there.
Who the hell wants to get on aflight here?
(04:29):
When I was in third grade, theChallenger exploded.
I remember that.
Why the fuck do?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I want to get on a space shuttle.
No, I agree, but their wholeway of thinking for the future
is that to eventually go upthere and work and live.
Of course, again, I don't knowwhat that means.
Will they build places forpeople to live?
Will it be green up there?
Will it be air for us?
Will we live in a big bubble upthere?
I don't know.
How is that going to work?
I mean, I don't know, neitherdo they.
They probably don't, you'reright, but that's their whole
(04:59):
idea of why they're sendingpeople up there.
I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
They can't self-sustain what's up there?
I don't know.
What kind of natural substancesdo we have up there that we
need Again?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
they would probably have to do like a Are we going
to truck water to the moon?
They might have to Biospheres,I don't know.
I mean, you grow those littlehydroponic plants in these
little containers.
I don't know.
Plants in these littlecontainers, I don't know.
Maybe that's their premise ofdoing things, who knows?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And then, what I don't know, they're trying to
get industry off Earth.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You're probably right .
Speaker 1 (05:31):
How much more is that going to cost when I have to
buy an iPhone from the fuckingmoon?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I never even thought about that.
You're right.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's bad enough.
They want to bring it back toAmerica right now.
That's funny.
Now they want to send it backto america right now oh that's
funny.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Now they want to send it to the moon.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's nine thousand dollars to buy it from america.
How much is it going to be tobuy it from the moon?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
oh my god, this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard
, I agree, I agree, and thesepeople getting on these flights
oh yeah, they come back sayingoh, when you go up there, you
understand how much you love theearth.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
What the fucking fuck .
It took you an 11-minute flightto figure that out.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Wait time out.
They got to unbuckle theirseatbelts and float around with
no gravity and try to put theirseatbelts back on again before
they came back down threeminutes later.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I could do that for $250 in a NASA simulator Exactly
.
This is horseshit.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I agree, horseshit.
I agree, horseshit.
I agree.
I wouldn't want to do it.
You couldn't pay me enough.
I'm good, right where I am.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's only private access to space, though it's
only really wealthy and endowedpeople will be able to go, of
course, of course, because who,in their right mind, us people,
being the way we are, can affordto do that anyway?
Really.
Plus, there's no government upthere, right?
So you can go up there and dowhatever you want, right?
Well, where's the trolley herefor the kids?
(06:48):
They're taken off the planetand sent them into space, sent
them into space For all thesepedophiles That'd be a great
idea.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Tell me that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That'd be a great idea.
Yeah, what do you mean?
That'd be a great idea?
That's a horrible idea.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, leave them in a big bubble, all these people
that are all, like you said,pedophiles or people that are
bad.
Put them in a big bubble and goup there and just die.
Seriously.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
So we just put them on the Challenger.
Yes On their way up If they'rein jail anyway, they're just
rotting in jail, anyway it's nota jail dude, it's not the
people that are in jail, it'sthe people that are sex
trafficking people, the richpeople.
They're doing this as we'vetalked about diddy.
Oh, oh clinton okay and okaybill barr and all these people
(07:33):
that are into this gotcha ellenoh yeah, all of these people
that are doing it.
They want to go up to space, sothey'll just send kids up there
and they could have their waywith them.
It's a sick twisted thing.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
God, that's awful.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
That's not cool.
Money buys you access, I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, yep, pretty much, I guess Pretty much.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
And this whole race with SpaceX?
Yeah, it's just, it's so.
It just looks immature.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well, of course it does.
It's two guys with a big ego tosee who's going to do what
first.
I don't even think it's egos.
What is it then?
Stupidity, well, okay, it kindof falls into the same place.
If they have so much money,they just don't know what to do
with it all.
So let's just do this, and no,I'm going to do it before him.
No, no, no, I'm going to do itbefore him.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Why has it taken them so long to do this, then?
Why is it now they had tocreate Amazon and Tesla for two
people to get back into thespace race which we got out of,
which really caused the Cold War?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
And here we are doing it again, like it's fun.
This was fun the first timePeople thought it was who.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't idiots what was it people?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
who was the first person in space?
What was the first person?
What was the first mammal inspace?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
oh is a dog no the well, yes, it was the dog.
Actually was the dog in umrussia and a monkey for us.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
The monkey was first.
And now, here we are, a bunchof fucking monkeys going back to
space like a bunch of idiots.
I mean, come on, it's monkeys.
What's in space?
What's in space that's so great, we don't know.
That's why we have to go.
We're explorers.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
We're like Magellan I want to go experience it.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Or DeSoto, who found the Mississippi.
Yeah, like nobody would havefound that.
It's just crazy because thiscompany has been around since
2000.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yes, right.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
The Blue Origin.
And just now, 25 years later,they're sending people up.
No, they sent some people up in21.
Yeah, not one person is paidfor this.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You don't think so.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I mean, he can't have all this much money to build
these rockets and put all thesepeople in space.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's a lot of money .
What is the cost for anadvertisement at the Super Bowl
right now for any random company?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I would imagine probably two, three, four, maybe
$10 million.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I don't know honestly , I would go 10 or above 10 or
above.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Depending on how long .
Fair enough, that's.
All this guy's doing isadvertising.
Okay, he's got Katy Perry, he'sgot Gayle King, he's got Bill
Shatner, he's got all thesepeople that will come back down
and say, oh my God, bill Shatnerlooked like he was half dead
when he came back the first time.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh gosh, Poor.
Thing.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And then Bezos comes back.
His wife, his fiance is upthere, yes, and he face plants.
It's like what were you on themoon?
What were you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Holy shit, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So SpaceX is ahead of Blue Origin, okay, and this is
just one of those things wherehe's trying to catch up, right,
and he's got Katy Perry andGayle King coming down kissing
the ground Right, being allabout it Like oh my God, it was
the greatest thing I've everdone.
11 minutes in heaven.
He's like, yeah, you obviouslyweren't in the closet, were you
(11:00):
Goofball?
Wow, you have billions ofviewers and here you are telling
everybody the story.
This is just technology.
All this is is the militarytrying to figure out how to have
a faster plane at a higheraltitude.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, well, don't they have those planes anyway
that go Mach 10, 9, or whatever.
Isn't that the same?
The speed of light kind ofthing, is that the same or is
that a totally different thing?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yes, I believe they do, but I don't even know what
they've got and what they don'thave.
I mean, I don't think.
As far as I know, the militaryhas generators that can work on
air.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yes, I have heard that they run on air.
I have heard that, yeah, which?
That is pretty wild.
It's nuts.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
In the concept, but this is just separating the rich
from everybody else.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It's widening the gap .
Well, that's obvious.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Because it's $200,000 for a ticket.
Oh, my gosh who, the hell isgoing to go up there for
$200,000?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Again, I have no desire to.
Why would you?
I don't know.
I just don't have any desire toget in this little compartment
and just I don't know.
I mean, maybe it's a thrill forpeople that are rich Again, and
just I don't know, maybe it's athrill for people that are rich
Again.
People with so much money justget bored.
I think let's just do this,let's just do that.
People like us that don't havethat kind of cash.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Play Russian roulette , then Do something realistic.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Jeez, Russian roulette is realistic.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's more realistic than flying to space which
you're not even in space.
I'm sorry, I know You're notthe space stations are at least
120 miles farther beyond wherethey're going Right.
It's just above that line thatone line Mm-hmm, where for like
a minute or two, you can takeyour seatbelt off and flip
around Right, you could do thatat the NASA station.
Yes, cut and flip around, right, you could do that at the NASA
(12:54):
station.
Yes, cut the shit.
Yeah, and it would cost you$250 versus $250,000.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Is that how much the tickets are?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I have no idea.
I made that up.
Oh, you just put it up there.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
yeah Well, I know, at one point before when they did
this whole thing, when Strahanwent up and Shatner went up,
there was a bidding on it,bidding um, a uh kind of like a,
um kind of bidding on it, andthe tickets went for like 28
million dollars.
28 million dollars to go get onan air, get on a a spaceship to
(13:24):
do the same thing neithershatner nor strahan paid that
you're right, there's no way oneshatner's captain kirk and
literally belongs in space.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And two straight hand was on kelly and michael at the
time.
Okay, and came back and toldeverybody about it.
All right, yeah, you can't payright for that kind of exposure.
Of course not, right, right,one of the biggest daytime talk
shows on tv and here here he'stelling you about this company?
Yeah, and the ride he was onRight Hell, yeah, get on the
(13:58):
plane.
I mean, it's costing me thesame amount whether you're on it
or not, it's true, and it's oneto three million per launch.
What is one to three millionfor Jeff Bezos?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Oh, that's like pennies for cripes sakes.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's like an old lady opening her change purse and
counting out changes in thegrocery line, where you're
pissed off.
She's like 92, 93.
I can't, oh, I don't.
I think I have a penny in mycar and you're just like cashier
, she's on pennies.
(14:32):
Sure I'll pick up the penny.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Let's just fucking go Right.
She's on Penny.
Sure, I'll pick up the penny.
Let's just fucking go Right.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's what it's for Bezos.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I guess that's just the lifestyle of the rich and
famous.
You know that old story, richand famous.
I mean, like I said, I don'tknow that I would want to ever,
ever, ever do that.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
The other bad part about this whole thing is Bezos
has his spaceships looking likedicks.
I didn't see that.
It's like out of an AustinPowers movie.
Honestly, it's a phallic symboland it's like come on, bro,
really.
And then the tip shoots off.
It's like, oh my God no way.
(15:13):
That's a little twisted whatare you saying we're just
combing all over your faces?
Oh boy, Did you really just saythat?
Because we're rich and you'renot?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh man, seriously, yeah, it looks bad.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Let's make sure our super seed keeps going.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Holy fuck, there's a lot of designs he could have
probably thrown out thereinstead of that much better
design.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I don't know.
I think it was on purpose.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Is it more aerodynamic?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No, I think it was like I have a bigger one than
you do.
I think that's what it was.
Okay, stop talking Again.
Back to the kindergarten.
Don't take my blocks.
You need to stop.
I'm serious.
He's like hey, elon Middlefinger, he is, it's fucking
horse shit.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's like a bold silhouette.
Just that whole thing in AustinPowers is like Johnson.
It looks like a huge rod Right.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yes, what the fuck is this thing?
What kind of are you reallydesigning?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
this by yourself?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
No, you didn't.
Somebody's trying to give it toyou, Right?
And it's not your fiancé andyour fiancé's on there by the
way.
Yes, your fiancé's ridinganother dick.
That's what's happening rightnow.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That's why he tripped and fell on your face.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's why Because your fiancé was on that ride Get
off there.
Get off there right now.
Oh no, no, no, don't letanybody see.
Oh man, there goes your nose,you're on a roll.
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Holy cow, I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I can't With a lot of people in the world.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I just can't yeah, no shit.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
It's like you're not hiding anything.
You think we're stupid?
Oh, don't even get started withmath, we'll talk about that
later.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Math's not been a good thing for me ever.
I've always been like theperson that struggles with math.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Simple math's fine but don't get me into algebra
and all that.
We weren't talking about math.
We weren't, we were not.
That's it.
But I guarantee you that BlueOrigin, which is an odd name, to
be shaped like a dick, do youknow what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Blue Origin.
It's a secret fantasy of his.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Where'd you grow it?
Blue Balls oh man, Is that thecolor you remember coming out of
your mother's?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Let's go back to talking about math.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Your mother's delivery vessel.
Is that where you got this from, holy shit?
Oh boy, bezos wore a cowboy hatafter his first flight.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh God, why?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I don't know.
He thought he was a spacecowboy.
Woo-woo, woo-woo.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Steve.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Miller was right next to him playing the guitar.
It's.
This whole thing is like abillionaire cosplay event.
Yeah, that's all it is.
Yep, it's like let's, let'sredirect all of your attention
to this shit instead of payingattention to what is actually
going on in our own country andin your life.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Like, if they have so much money to spend, how about
you just help all of us?
How about you help people inthe United States instead of
making this thing out of space,Because you can't tell me that
there's people that could usethat cash?
Donating it, donations,whatever.
I don't understand.
Yeah, I agree.
Whatever I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, I agree with you.
I don't know why they're doingthis instead.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
If you really wanted to make more money, give that
shit away.
Right, Listen, what happenedwas that stimulus that was given
when COVID hit?
People turned around and spentthat shit.
I pocket some of it.
Give everybody a $1,000 Amazoncard and watch how fast your
(19:01):
business explodes even moreRight.
What'd you do?
You give them $1,000,.
They're going to spend $3,000now, that's true.
And it only costs you $1,000 perperson.
Right, you can't afford it atthis point, and yet you want to
charge everybody $200,000.
A seat to ride up for 11minutes yeah, 11 goddamn minutes
(19:23):
.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I'd actually like to pick their brains and exactly
find out why.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
This might sound weird, but I'm pretty sure I
have sex longer than that.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Oh, I don't, but I like to believe I do, I that oh.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I don't, but I like to believe I do.
I don't, but I like to believeI do.
It's been so long, it wouldn'teven be 11 seconds.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Forget 11 minutes Holy cow you need to stop.
Oh seriously Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And there's lawsuits in there.
This is just a crazy fuckingthing.
There's something not rightabout all this.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
No, I agree.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And I like going to finding these things because
there's something screwed upwith this.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Honest to God.
I want to find out more aboutall this.
I just thought it was funny.
It was all women, first of all.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh yeah.
It was all women, all womencrew Yep.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Why, why?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
why not?
Why can't women fly a spaceship?
Is there's a problem right now?
What is your question?
Why?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
no, why wasn't like there were six women?
Now I don't.
I don't know who the the pilotwas okay I don't know if the
pilot was man or woman or he orshe, or they or them, or is it
all women crew oh, or pronounokay.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Well, yeah, they just said an all-women crew.
All-women crew, correct, you'reright.
You don't know the specifics.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, why was it?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
all-women.
I don't know, maybe they had awomen crew and they wanted to do
an all-women crew.
I don't.
I can't answer that onehonestly.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I don't know, women, huh, hmm.
So women are getting divorcedat such a rapid rate that they
have all kinds of money.
Now they can spend $200,000 fora fucking seat on this thing.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Heck, you never know, maybe they can throw in a
spaceship.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I need child support so I can go to space.
Here I come Outer space, wooWoo, oh boy.
Seriously, that's what it seemslike.
Anyway, this is fucking horse.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Seriously, that's what it seems like anyway, this
is horse shit.
That's a stretch, I think, justsaying why.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Why wouldn't you have like one or two notable men on
there?
Men didn't want to go.
Maybe, Are men smarter thanwomen?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh boy, let's not go down that road, let's not go
down that road.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'm just saying.
They went up for 62 miles andthen came back.
That's it 62 miles 62 miles.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
And then they came back, so it was a successful
trip.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, they didn't know where they were going.
They had to turn around andcome home.
That's why that's how it went.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
They didn't know how to get to the moon because there
was no man on the ship.
Okay, oh boy Nailed it.
What's up, bro?
Definitely not Hard pass onthat.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Oh man, If you want something, don't ask a woman.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Exactly right.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
But still, it's fun to make fun of you.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Of course it is.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's why they went 11 minutes.
Didn't know where they weregoing and they turned around and
came home.
That shit's funny Come on.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Oh man, oh god.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I don't know why this is happening or why people are
trying to fly to outer space,where it's just cold and death.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Pretty much Seriously Drury.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
What if you happen to get stuck up there?
What are you going to do then?
Are you going to launch a hugeharpoon to pull you back?
You got no parachutes.
You're not going to parachutefrom all the way up there you're
fucked.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
The international space station circles up there,
so I'm sure they can 120 milesaway.
I'm sure they can figure outsomething 120 miles away.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
How would you get stuck up?
They can figure out something.
They're 120 miles away.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, but time out, how would you get stuck up there
?
Anyway, you'd still be in yourspaceship.
I mean, how would you get stuck?
We'd have to.
Just you would just orbit.
Are you talking on the planetor just going in space?
What planet You're on?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
the plane, you're on the ship, oh the ship, and it
gets malfunctioning.
Now, all of a sudden, nowyou're just like floating in
space.
The engines don't ignite andyou're just floating in space.
What are they going to do?
Shoot a huge harpoon of reallybad wind.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
That's what you meant .
Oh baby, You're screwed.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And you're paying 200 grand for this.
You're guaranteeing that thisshit works.
Good for you, morons.
Holy shit, that's a big fuckingknot to put down, for.
I hope this works.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Right, that's funny, that is actually funny.
I can see this big harpoonGetting shot up from the World
just to get them back.
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
It's like we're in Spongebob Squarepants, somehow
Soggy Bottom or whatever thehell it's called.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Oh boy, so happy I'm back seriously, all right,
that's blue origin.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I don't.
I don't know what's going onfrom the fact that it was such a
big deal.
This is another one of thosethings.
It was a big deal.
Yeah, this is another one ofthose things.
It was a big deal, because it'shiding something else.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Well, okay, you could be right.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Diddy is probably dead now.
We wouldn't even know it, yeahwe haven't heard much about him.
Because Blue Origin went tospace Exactly.
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Diddy who.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Diddy dead, diddy no longer.
Anyway, we are rolling to theend of this one.
Oh man, I don't get blue origin.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I don't know Always a fun trip with you.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Hey man, if you got 200K to just blow, good for you,
but I would not blow it on aride to outer space for 11
fucking minutes.
Seriously, I'd blow it on afucking, really high class
hooker instead oh my godseriously wow hey, whatever,
okay, teaching their own rightright sure would you get on that
flight?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
no, why not?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
you couldn't pay me enough to well, you'd have to
pay enough to get on there.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
But yeah, but not enough.
I just no desire to none whatif you were michael strahan?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
would you get?
Would you get on the flight?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
well, I'm not Michael Strahan, so I can't speak that
way You're.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
A, not a football player.
B not African American.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Right C.
I'm a female.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
And C.
You're a female, but you wouldhave fit in on this flight.
What if you were Katy Perry?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, what if Then I'd be on that spaceship going
62 miles over the air?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Oh my God, All right, we got to go because it's
getting late All right.
And I only have so much left inthis cycle.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Okie doke.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
All right, t-bot, love you, miss you.
It's always great to have youhere.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
All right, having said that, I was just kidding, I
don't mean it and, as always,everybody be good.
Hey, everybody, it's Ditto.
I want to give a shout out tomy buddy, larry, over at
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Saki, toobie, oh, all right,we're just now.
(27:05):
We're just going for a minute,then we're going to stop and
we're going to start over again.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I'm just kidding.
We're going to keep going.
I'll cut all this out and I'lluse it as a little clip.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's been going on.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No, it just started, oh Jesus, but now you're being
recorded, so watch what you say,bitch.
Okay, watch what you say.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Oh my God, there are just times I want to slap you in
the mouth.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
That is not nice to say to anyone.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I would never say it to anybody.
I just want to say it on theair right now Because I thought
it was funny.
It makes you feel like a bigman.
No, big man I can't bear.
No, it does not.
It doesn't make me feel like it, but it's like.
I want to say it just because.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I feel like this is my time, this is my chance.
All right, then I'm going totake a quick five minute pause.
You go for it, I don't knowwhat to say.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
How's your five second pause All right, ready?
Hey everybody, it's Ditto,we're back with Saki Timmy,
we're.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto,we're back Now.
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