July 1, 2025 • 29 mins
What drives a podcast to reach 100 episodes? For the hosts of "Sockeytome," it's their unwavering commitment to authentic conversation and willingness to discuss topics others won't touch.
In this milestone celebration, Detto, T-Bot, and Keebler (minus Casey who couldn't make it) reflect on their journey through candid banter and genuine reflection. The trio explores what has kept listeners tuning in—their vulnerability, honesty, and ability to tackle uncomfortable subjects with unexpected tact.
"I got it off my fucking chest because it was haunting me," Detto reveals about his favorite episodes where he shared personal life stories. This raw openness exemplifies what has made the show resonate with a growing audience from Cleveland to Germany. Their recent episode on "Hot Wifing" generated numerous thank-you emails from listeners who appreciated their candid approach to a taboo topic.
Between the serious moments, lighthearted stories abound—from Keebler's epic softball injury ("I went down like a ton of bricks") to a hilarious golf course anecdote involving an unfortunate bee sting "between holes one and two." These moments of laughter balance the deeper discussions, creating an experience that feels like eavesdropping on friends at a bar.
Looking ahead, the hosts tease an upcoming guest appearance that promises to be "unreal" and potentially "set the tone for the next 100 episodes." Their enthusiasm for the future is palpable as they continue their mission to connect people through honest conversation.
Head over to Sockeytome.com to subscribe, send episode suggestions, or join the community that's helped this authentic podcast reach this remarkable milestone. Here's to 100 more episodes of keeping it real!
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
hey, everybody, welcome to sake to me hey
everybody, welcome back to saketo me, the 100th episode,
episode.
This is where we connect peopleto people, and now we're going
to show you how we did it.
For 100 episodes, I got T-Bothere.
Hey, hey, and welcome back,keebler.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hey everybody, How's it going?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The man of mystery.
The international man ofmystery.
We are back.
We made 100 episodes.
This is officially the 100thepisode, as said by Buzzsprout.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
That is awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You guys are just fucking kidding me.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
How the hell did we make it this far?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's what we're going to get into.
Let's go back and see how wefucking did it.
Maybe it's just my stupidity.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I can't stop, I can't stop.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I can't stop.
Okay, Patrick Star, Listen here.
Spongebob.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But yeah, we made it to 100.
And you and I were talkingabout it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Because I hadn't looked it up.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
No right.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But I knew we were close.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
You did yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And then, when I looked it up, this is actually
officially the 100th episode.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So I've only missed.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, go ahead.
Shout out to Casey.
We are missing Casey.
She had stuff to do.
She couldn't make it today andthat sucks, but she'll be back
for other episodes.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hey Casey.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Hey Case.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So how the fuck did we get here?
I have no idea, but I know it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Blind faith.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Blind faith is one, tolerance of you is two.
That's number three, four andfive.
Okay, complete ignorance and orstupidity.
D-bot and I have put up with alot of shit, no shit.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Would you guys knock it off?
I am literally the best thingthat ever happened to you two.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
You do know there's two of us and one of you.
You're screwed this episode.
Oh yeah, Well, let's see.
You know what let's put it outthere right now.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Let's see, you know what.
Let's put it out there rightnow.
Let's see how well we can dowith this, oh here we go.
Let's let the listeners figureout who wins me or you guys All
right, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
He is known as the prophet.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I am the prophet.
I got us to 100, didn't I One?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
thing I've known.
Yeah that's one thing I'velearned, and the fans are the
other.
Nope, the creature.
Who the hell is the creatureTag?
You do me See, I learnedsomething new today.
You did Yep, did not know that,yep.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
He's the only other one that has been on every
single episode.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh, my good lord, I was holding out for a contract
extension.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah well, you're going to have to beat him.
Where's he now?
He's at the movies.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Is he really?
Yeah, we should have had him onhere.
We get another headset.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, exactly, all right.
So I want to thank all thelisteners and the subscribers
and the guests and everybody.
I mean, we've only had what?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
two or three guests.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
But this is big news.
I'm in the works to push thisto a different level and there's
a guest that may or may not becoming on.
I think it looks like it willbe a go.
Stay tuned.
I'll have more information whenI actually lock it down and all
that, but it will be riveting.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Epic, Epic.
I was just going to use thatword.
Epic Love it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It will be.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So we're going to have to wait.
Yeah, because I haven't lockedit down yet, what the hell.
But it looks like it's prettymuch.
Looks like we're still bottomfeeders.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah right Jeez.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Second class individuals, what the fuck?
So here, my language is badtoday.
I want to thank the haters too.
Oh, love them, Gotta, love them, gotta, love them.
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Here's a true story.
What do we got?
I agree, here's a true story.
What was it?
The last episode?
No, two episodes ago?
Was it Hot Wifing?
Yep, right, two or three, itmight have been three.
At this point I don't even know.
But anyway, we were doing theHot Wife episode and I've gotten
so many emails and people arelike thank you for talking about
this.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Thank you for opening this up, like it's been open
for a while, exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They claim that we did it with some sort of tact, I
guess, which I lack completely.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I'm like you, tact, that's not even the same
sentence together.
No kidding, no, definitely not.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hey, I'm as miffed as you guys are.
You have no couth at all.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Fuck you Zero.
See my point taken.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I walked into a restaurant the other day and
asked them where the gangbangwas.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Jesus, I believe it.
Yep, there you go.
What an ass, totally oh shit.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But the stuff coming up that I was just talking about
.
We on this podcast are tryingto connect people to people.
That's what this whole thing isabout Trying to say things that
most people won't talk about ordon't talk about.
I just want to put it out there.
It's like I will talk aboutanything, I don't care.
It's like yeah, I got saggyballs, whatever it is, you know,
I mean, or I, I'm missing a nutor something.
(04:58):
Why are you talking about that?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
you know, I got problems down there I, I'm
targeting you there, pal.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Glad I'm out of this one.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Poor Mrs Keebler.
She's been icing them.
That's awesome.
Just to fill everybody in, Ihad double hernia surgery two
weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's why he hasn't been on.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
That's part of the reason Right.
Also a contract extension.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
He's very new.
Two of me there you you go likehernias one for me but.
But the segment is going tocome up and it'll probably be
one, maybe two or even threeepisodes with this guest.
That's coming on okay and, uh,it is intertwines with
everything we've already talkedabout.
(05:44):
It goes deep and it will beawesome.
Yeah, that's cool.
I can personally relate to it.
Yep, what he or she is going tohave to say is going to be
unreal.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, unreal.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Do we?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
know this guest or I do not no.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
None of us do.
That's why it's not locked downyet.
Really Okay, it's in the works.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Where's he getting this guest from?
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
We'll talk about it later.
All right, talk about it laterlet's talk about your
resurrection in softball.
We'll talk about that quicklybecause we have to get on with
the show.
All right, we were talkingabout it earlier, before we
started.
Yes, we were, and.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I told you it out of the way.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
That's awesome, Keebler.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
All right, boom one for Keebler, yes.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Keebler.
How long did we play softballtogether?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You and I personally probably 15, 20 years.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
How many times did I get hurt?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I don't, maybe once.
I think seriously hurt Like yougot hit in the head.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I got hit in the head , I got dropped, yeah, and even
after that I was back.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I mean maybe little knick-knack type things, but
nothing major.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I had cut the tip of my finger off that day and then
drove to Rhode Island and playedall weekend.
Oh wow, one weekend yeah yeah,like I didn't quit, yeah, and
you won't be able to test, butanyway, casey was there.
Second game back.
Oh boy, here we go.
Second game back.
I hit a double right down theline.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm rounded first so wait, was it really a double?
Or was it a single and youthinking it was a double?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
no, it was a double okay, because the left fielder
was nowhere near it and I was atfirst base so I had a no
problem yes, and I went to turnand take the turn at first.
Oh Sniped Been there.
Sniped.
I went down like a ton ofbricks.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Really.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yes, white flashes in my eyes Supernovas, not like
stars.
It was like I thought my eyespopped out of my fucking head.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
So when was this?
A couple weeks ago, or.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh God, yeah, it had to have been off four or five
weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
We have a black and blue to show.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Not now.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Oh it was, it was Okay, that was legit then.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, and I went down and I laid there and it was like
, oh my God, Were you near thebag?
I think my foot might have beentouching it, Touching it so
they couldn't call me out.
But they're like are you allright?
They're like are you all right?
I'm not really sure right now,I just lay there, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I remember that happened to me once Rounding
third base.
It was nowhere near the bag.
I said just tag me out so I canhave somebody carry me off the
field please.
Well, I got a little walked off, you did, yeah, oh no, I had
Doobie and Dibble carried me.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Literally it was a double header.
I played the second game.
They took me out for the restof that game that was.
That was my first at bat, soit's probably the second inning
you end up playing the next gameyeah percocet viking and beer.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Nothing, nothing, no, okay, yeah, I'm just checking,
that's so you know what you leftout there?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
what's that real man?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
oh my, gosh well, I had a friend anyway.
So I had a friend there who sawthe whole thing and she texted
me.
She goes, he just face-planted.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Really I was so.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I should have been there.
I'm like bummed, I missed thewhole thing.
I probably would have laughedmy ass off.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Oh, without a doubt.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
And I'm laying face down in the dirt and everybody's
looking at me and they're likeyou all right I'm like I'm not
sure yet which, which led toweeks of like I can't walk, I
can't walk no, that's not whatit was.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh my good, say it properly or don't say it at all,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I mean it was black and blue, it was bad.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Remember mine was from my, from my ass cheek to
the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
That's how bad mine was mine was from my ass cheek
to the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That's how bad mine was, mine was from my butt cheek
to my knee, to your knee, yeah,and the colors are amazing.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Oh, they're so pretty , they're so pretty.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
No, this is how you know I was really hurt.
I don't bruise.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I don't bruise that easily.
You're going to bruise withthat?
Oh yeah, without a doubt, if Ibruise, I got hurt, I got
literally hurt.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Anyway, that was the story.
All right, that's our softballstuff.
So a little precursor to that.
I haven't played in two years.
Right, I was so excited to becalled back.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Okay, let's go.
Boy oh boy, Do you?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
underestimate yourself or overestimate
yourself.
I can still do this.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Nope your body's like nope, fuck you.
I found out what happened.
He texted me and I go did youwarm up?
You haven't played in like twoyears.
Did you warm up?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, of course not I can just get back out there.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
In traditional Dedo fashion.
I rolled in there two minutesbefore the game Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Who's got time to warm up.
Sounds totally right, truestory.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What a jackass.
That was a heartwarming storyfor everyone.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Let's get back to the show.
Let's get back to the 100thepisode.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, let's get back to the hundo.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, Sammy, J Cheers to you girl.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Sammy J.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
For supporting up with us.
I don't know how she does it.
I don't either.
I'm very thankful.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Ham, you too Ham hi Sammy we probably lost Ham
probably 50 episodes ago nah,he's still tuning in.
German guy.
How about the guy from Germany?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
he's still there, awesome we got a Cleveland Ohio
person too, non stop.
I love it, and it's funnybecause I can see where they're
coming from Cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks, and it's like
they pop up a lot and I keepnoticing them.
It's hard because I'm not thatbright.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I'm so glad he said that Me too.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So I got to remember all of these things.
And when it happens four orfive, you see the same thing
four or five, six times.
You're like all right.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Oh, it starts sinking in a little.
It starts sinking in a little.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So I'm slowly but surely, after 100 episodes,
catching on to who's listeningand who's not.
There's a bunch of people, andfor those people that keep
tuning in and keep listening,thank you, thank you, keep going
, thank you, I'll figure out howto get something out there for
you so happy you're listening sowhat the hell inspired our
first episode?
I'm the only one that cananswer that question oh yeah, go
(11:43):
ahead desperation.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
You needed something to do.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I was on house arrest .
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I had an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I could only go to and fro work.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, but you always said you actually wanted to do
something like this.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I did.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
And that was the opportunity that you took it.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I took it Right, right, and here we are.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
And him with having so few friends.
Here we are, here we are.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
We're just stuck by him.
Yes, we have.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Sometimes Now I question me.
When that first happened, I waslike all he wants is friends.
All he wants is friends.
Everybody left me.
Now I got friends.
I'm like shit.
What was I thinking?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I can't afford what you wish for Shit balls You'd be
so sad if you weren't in yourlife Take it ever free.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Have you ever recorded an episode with socks
with holes in them?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Socks with holes in them.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Absolutely.
I think every single pair ofsocks has a hole in it because
of the dog Correct Because ofMaz Maz, maz Maz.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
The mascot.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
That is true Probably .
Besides T-Bot, Maz is thesecond person I miss the most.
Aww.
Casey's gonna be better thanyou she's third, If she was here
she would have been maybesecond yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I would stop talking if I were you.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Sorry Case.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I would just start talking right now.
I'm going to have some adultbeverage I would start your butt
kissing if you could.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Why is she on her way here now?
She might be after that comment?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
What was the guess that caught you totally off
guard.
I guess these are all questionsfor me.
Yeah, I thought they were goingto be.
It was the one that we didwhere we took it down.
Technically, this is 101.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Are you talking about the jackass coach?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Let's leave it right there.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, that's one thing.
He doesn't get more of a shoutout than that.
Nope, he doesn't deserve it,nope he doesn't deserve it.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
He totally caught me off guard In the middle of
recording that I was like thisisn't any good.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I can't use this.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But I had to keep to my promise.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Put it up there.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I put it up there for a week and I took it down.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Get all your listens in now.
I erased every part of that.
I don't want anything to dowith it.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
That was rough.
It was more than rough.
Yeah, that was rough,controversial Right.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Well, hold on, because we're going to get into
that, and that's going to beabout hot wifing, because that
has been our best episode,believe it, or?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
not Really.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yes, and I talked about this briefly with either
you or Casey on the air earlierabout that's great, but is that
what people are looking for?
Because, right, that's notnecessarily the direction I want
to go with it.
Agree.
The podcast?
Yeah, I mean, but I think I,with this next segment that's
coming up, yeah, I believe it'llbe even bigger.
The next one, the next 100 itwill probably set the tone for
(14:23):
the next 100 after nice.
This that's, that's how big itis and that's how much I really
want to get into it.
Yeah, I really need to focus onit and do it right.
Okay, because I really want tomake it a good episode for
everybody, for us Right.
For the guest and everything Iwant to make it look good and be
just-.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, us, the guests and the listeners, yes.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, and then the last question.
This is for you guys Would yourather make it 100 more episodes
or lick a subway pole barefoot?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Answer wisely.
I'm going to go with 100episodes, because Lord knows
what's on that pole.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Just throwing it.
Yeah, like you have a littlepole.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
All right, I'm going to go with.
It's two against one, remember,not a subway pole, two, nothing
.
I'm going with the subway polebecause I don't like the way I
get treated here.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
So that's got to be much better.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Maybe I can make a new friend there that's not
named Ditto.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You get treated much better if you showed up.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Here we go Three-zero .
Here we go Three-zero.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh God, he's having fun.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Good luck yeah right, good luck, let's go back to the
softball Fold down, go boom.
Owie, owie, owie, jesus, youain't right guy.
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
No, all right so far in this thing.
In the first 100 episodes wehave covered love lies, toe
rings, diy disasters, datingapps gone wrong, basically
everything yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Quite a bit of stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, even personal stuff to put it out there.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yep yep.
Yeah, divorced fathers yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
We had our moment.
Do you think that people arelistening to us because of that?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yes, because, like you said, sometimes people don't
want to talk about it and youand all of us will talk about it
, just about anything.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I think we connect with people more on that aspect.
Correct Right, I want to be sowhen it gets down to earth.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, right, right, right right.
The people again don't want totalk about oh my gosh, I don't
want to talk about that orthey're scared to talk about it
or whatever, and we just talkabout it.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I did have our.
We did the one after that.
Yeah, it was good.
It was pretty much as good,right, except for we didn't have
pizza and beer in front of usyeah, which made it even better.
That would have been awesome.
That was our Christmas bonus.
(16:40):
It was so.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I guess what I want to ask next is do you think that
the vulnerability and laughterand the honesty of the mistakes
we've made makes our show morewholesome?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I'm going to say yes, does it make it better?
I agree, I think so.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Do you think listeners stick around for that?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They do.
All right, they do.
Before I left home, mrs Keeblershout out to her yeah, I was
going to say that she said thesame thing.
She said pretty much beinghonest.
The down-to-earth aspect reallyconnects more with the listener
.
She thinks that's really whatI'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
She says the comedic stuff is good, but I want to be
funny about it, but I want to behonest more than anything.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
That's why she likes the girls better, just like my
son likes the girls better.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I've seen a lot about Miss Keebler huh.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, no, but he's got a point because I think
Casey and D-Bot I think he wastalking about us, them two,
casey and me.
Yeah, I know what he meant.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Nobody likes us.
But did you hear what he said?
Yes, she likes the girls better.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, Well, yeah, she walked into it.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And, by the way, that's for nothing I got one.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
when you didn't your fucking baseball, softball, not
stretching out of the car I gotyou.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
You can't take one for that, because you wouldn't
have been able to, because Itold the story, all right.
You two neutral corners.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, go back to the corner.
Okay, fix that.
Cut over your eye becauseyou're getting beat.
Oh my gosh, you rented mule.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Anyway, back to your question, yes, the fact that we
are honest and open and talkabout things people don't want
to talk about.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I think that's what keeps listeners coming back and
listening.
It keeps them engaged, correct?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
because a lot of these podcasts out there.
Are they fake?
Are they phony?
They're not telling the truthyou know, what I'm saying.
I don't know, but we are realabout what our conversations are
about and what we talk aboutwell, we are real and we are
telling our thoughts andopinions from our perspective.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
But is that real?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
like I think so I think most of it's real, I agree
.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I mean, I know that we are being real, but will it
be seen as real?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I think so, yeah, why wouldn't it?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Well, that's on them.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You gave them a big word, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It wasn't on my toilet paper this morning.
There's one for you guys.
Word of the day Four to one ForDitto.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Perspective.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Perspective.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It and the.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Keep them small.
Ditto, Keep them small.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
It's so hard.
Listen, I got to ask you guysIs it that hard?
Do you guys even begin tounderstand how hard it is to
dumb my intelligence down?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
To be even on the show with you guys.
Are you kidding me?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm going to go vomit.
I'll be right back, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Thank you.
Why, why would you vomit?
Because that's ridiculous.
You can't handle the truth.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Okay, really, that's where we're going.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I'm not sure it's hard for a person like me, so
uberly intelligent, that I comein here and I could dumb it down
and just hang out with thelayman.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Wow, the layman, is that what you think of us?
It's incredible.
Is that what you think of us?
It's a talent, it's a talent.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
No, no.
That's not what I think of you,that's what I think of me.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Wow, joe Rogan, if you're listening, I'm available
Me too, me too.
Package deal.
See if we can contact Greg.
Oh, fucking Greg.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I think he's working there.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
now I think he's moved on.
Took an internship with JoeRogan.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Here's a true story.
Oh boy, greg, that is not amade-up name.
Where?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
does that come from?
That is?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
a real person.
It is a real person and it willprobably come out in the
stories I'm telling you aboutAre probably come out in the
stories I'm telling you about.
Are you kidding me?
No, I shit you not.
Wow, everything I have said hasbeen real.
Let me ask you this Was Greg onthe Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
No, no Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Then Greg's fucking fake.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
No, Greg's real Love you, Greg.
Here's a little hint.
Greg received tough love.
Yeah he did so upcoming.
We're going to get into somecrazy stuff.
We end up filling most of ourtime with topical stuff and I
find it once a week is reallyhard to be current with stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
It's really hard.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I agree that, I agree with, but this is a story
that's ongoing and has been foryears and years, yeah, and when
we get there, you'll understandwhy, really, and I hope
everybody hangs on and listensto it, because there's a lot to
be said.
Please do, and I'll guaranteethat it will affect just about
everybody.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
We're not going back to Diddy, are we?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's along those lines, but it's not.
It has nothing to do with Diddy, okay.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I know you were at the parties.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I was not.
I didn't eat them.
Monkey brains, the rock did.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What was the other stuff?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, my God what was the stuff that they were giving
them Baby oil.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Baby oil, baby oils okay, moving on.
I don't want that for my bonus.
Don't take that for your bonusthis year the baby oil nope, I
want to ask you a question,ditto, what was your favorite
episode out of all of them?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
my favorite episode out of all of them were the two
I did about my life okay, I wasgood.
I'm glad you said that it's notthat I think they were the best
content, but they were my bestcontent.
No, but they were my favoritesbecause I got it off my fucking
chest, which?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
is what you needed to do.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I got it out because it was haunting me.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I agree that would help, and so I put it out there,
yep.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
So that's unfair to say no, let's take those two out
.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Okay, all right one.
Yeah, that was a good one, thatone or the first?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
fire ready yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Fucking Lotto.
I laughed so hard, the Lotto.
Fucking diesel gas.
Why do you gotta park?
You know you're not gettingdiesel, your car doesn't take
diesel, but you're still fuckingparked there.
You're taking up a goddamn spot.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
It has been fun, as you're standing behind the guy
in line buying 50,000 Lottotickets.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
What was?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
your action.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Scratching them right there.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
What was?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
mine, both of you.
What was your favorite ones?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I actually liked the fire ready night.
That was hysterical.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
One of my favorites is when you got me to talk about
my colonoscopy.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Oh my gosh, I forgot about that one and I did like
when the four of us did thatepisode after Sally's?
Yeah, that was fun Because itwas just laid back and we were
busting on Ditto and the four ofus are on it.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I'm glad I make everything easy for you guys.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
God forbid anybody help me?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Okay, stop right now.
Just stop it right now.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
We're all equals, ditto?
No, we're not, I am farsuperior to you.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
God, okay, just stop.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I just had.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Because you forget a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Episodes this, that the third, oh well, whatever, oh
my God.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
This is him dumbing it down, as usual.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
This is how hard it is.
My brain goes so much faster,you guys.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
And I'm already past what I was going to ask.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Because you guys are like oh, I like gas, what, what.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
He is such an ass.
He is Holy cow.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
So let me ask you this Shoot oh, that's what I was
going to say.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Hold on, stop right now.
Go ahead and shoot at me.
Ask me anything.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
No, I'm just asking if Greg is gone and he's real
until he comes back, or, if not,is we getting somebody else to
replace him?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, it's still me.
We need a tech person.
It's still you.
I really need a tech person.
You suck.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
We could use a tech person because there's a lot of
hey any time you would like totake over.
No, no, feel free, bro, I justwant you to hit the I'm not a
hog, get your panel noise.
You know some noise every oncein a.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
We'll do it in the outtakes.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Sound effects.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
That episode was pretty funny when you learned
the sound effects.
Hey, they work.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
What's this button?
All right, you want to ask ussomething.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
No, I was going to tell you.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Ask me whatever you want about the show.
If you've got a question, askit now, because we're almost out
of time.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Oh, are we seriously out of time already?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Wow, how fun.
Well we're at, yeah go.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I think I've asked you.
I just wanted to know what yourfavorite episode was.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
No, no.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Besides that, oh, why are you?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
How hard is it?
How come I don't get any help?
How come I have to do it allmyself?
Why am I so good at everything?
Stuff like that?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
No, that's not happening going on.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I think I'm just going to walk out right now and
put my headset down and leave.
I agree, I do have a quickstory.
Before the last week I playedgolf.
We were following.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Shankopotamus.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh, I shanked a few that day.
There was three women in frontof us and we're like Did you hit
it into them?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
No, did you fight them on the 18th green?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
No, okay, but anyway, oh my gosh.
Green no okay, but anyway, ohmy gosh, we uh tell that story.
Now, of course, we got fourguys in our group and all of a
sudden you hear oh, this isgonna be a slow day, blah, blah,
blah.
I got women in front of us.
Well, they were playing rightalong, you know.
First hole, second hole afterwe get to the second tee box,
lady turns around and startswalking back.
We're like, oh boy, what do wedo?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I'm here for the gangbang.
Yeah, no, she didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Oh jesus, what's his problem?
So you really look at me, meand my, me and my buddies
looking at her and I go to whereI said is everything all right?
She goes.
Not really she goes.
I got stung by a bee betweenholes one and two.
Oh my god, yeah, and one of myguys goes.
I think your stance is too wide.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
That is fantastic, wow.
And it's funny because beforethe story even started, I said
I'm here for the gangbang.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
She got stung between the holes one and two oh, that
was good, that one just took alittle too long to materialize
because of Jackass over there.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Consuming the hot air in the room.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yes, I thought it was the air conditioning.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, where is the air conditioning?
What the hell?
He's probably contributing toit.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
It was here, but I turned it off.
Oh, really Just to torture youtwo?
Oh wow, Because that's the kindof business I want to run.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Great.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yay, my eyes are sweating.
All right, you guys have takenup enough time alright, wow
again thank you to everybody,thank you everyone, thank you
everyone 100 episodes down.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Awesome, at least 100 more yes, at least.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
And if you don't hear from me, I'll be in New York
City licking a subway pole.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Jesus Christ, that was perfect.
Sometimes I wonder thank you,that was perfect.
Sometimes I wonder why Ibothered dumbing myself down for
this.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Thanks everyone for listening, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
We are here.
We are always here.
We're at Socketubingcom, sohead over there, like and
subscribe, send us emails andtell us what you want us to do
for the next hundred.
All right, everybody.
As always be good.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
I want to give a shout out tomy buddy, larry over at
(27:28):
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He designed our logo for us.
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Speaker 1 (27:43):
Saki to me.
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Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
Thanks for checking out ourshow today.
Hope you enjoyed it.
If you did, subscribe to us, wecan hook up, interact.
You can tell us what you likeabout the show, talk about what
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We'd appreciate it.
We only want to make the showbetter for you guys.
Also, if you get a chance, headover to someassemblynet that's
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Alright, as always, everybodybe good.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Saki to me.
I'm going to go.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Kaylee's the older one.
She's your daughter's age, ohokay.
And Mandy's my younger one.
She's 23.
Casey just started at NewBritain Hospital.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Did she Good for her?
Yeah, she passed her boards.
Oh, good for her.
Shout out to Casey Yee-hoo.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Little fucking nerd finally made it.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, she used to like you.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I love Casey.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
She's my BFF.
She's my BFF.
Oh, he used to piss me off.
Kaylee and her used to getalong.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
That's my best friend Like what the fuck is wrong
with her?
She's smart.
That's what's wrong with her.
Drop her when she was a kid.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
She takes after her mother.
That's why you don't like her.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Pretty much, yeah, nailed it Her mother's in Italy
right now Nice nice, hopefullyfucking Mont.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Vesuvius goes off, oh that's not nice ba da boom ouch
Dave you know this is recordingright, yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I hope so.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yes, it is it is yeah oh shit, this is where you get
your best stuff.
It is true ready go.
hey, everybody, welcome to sake to me hey
everybody, welcome back to saketo me, the 100th episode,
episode.
This is where we connect peopleto people, and now we're going
to show you how we did it.
For 100 episodes, I got T-Bothere.
Hey, hey, and welcome back,keebler.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hey everybody, How's it going?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The man of mystery.
The international man ofmystery.
We are back.
We made 100 episodes.
This is officially the 100thepisode, as said by Buzzsprout.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
That is awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You guys are just fucking kidding me.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
How the hell did we make it this far?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's what we're going to get into.
Let's go back and see how wefucking did it.
Maybe it's just my stupidity.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I can't stop, I can't stop.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I can't stop.
Okay, Patrick Star, Listen here.
Spongebob.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But yeah, we made it to 100.
And you and I were talkingabout it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Because I hadn't looked it up.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
No right.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But I knew we were close.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
You did yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And then, when I looked it up, this is actually
officially the 100th episode.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So I've only missed.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, go ahead.
Shout out to Casey.
We are missing Casey.
She had stuff to do.
She couldn't make it today andthat sucks, but she'll be back
for other episodes.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hey Casey.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Hey Case.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So how the fuck did we get here?
I have no idea, but I know it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Blind faith.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Blind faith is one, tolerance of you is two.
That's number three, four andfive.
Okay, complete ignorance and orstupidity.
D-bot and I have put up with alot of shit, no shit.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Would you guys knock it off?
I am literally the best thingthat ever happened to you two.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
You do know there's two of us and one of you.
You're screwed this episode.
Oh yeah, Well, let's see.
You know what let's put it outthere right now.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Let's see, you know what.
Let's put it out there rightnow.
Let's see how well we can dowith this, oh here we go.
Let's let the listeners figureout who wins me or you guys All
right, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
He is known as the prophet.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I am the prophet.
I got us to 100, didn't I One?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
thing I've known.
Yeah that's one thing I'velearned, and the fans are the
other.
Nope, the creature.
Who the hell is the creatureTag?
You do me See, I learnedsomething new today.
You did Yep, did not know that,yep.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
He's the only other one that has been on every
single episode.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh, my good lord, I was holding out for a contract
extension.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah well, you're going to have to beat him.
Where's he now?
He's at the movies.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Is he really?
Yeah, we should have had him onhere.
We get another headset.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, exactly, all right.
So I want to thank all thelisteners and the subscribers
and the guests and everybody.
I mean, we've only had what?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
two or three guests.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
But this is big news.
I'm in the works to push thisto a different level and there's
a guest that may or may not becoming on.
I think it looks like it willbe a go.
Stay tuned.
I'll have more information whenI actually lock it down and all
that, but it will be riveting.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Epic, Epic.
I was just going to use thatword.
Epic Love it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It will be.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So we're going to have to wait.
Yeah, because I haven't lockedit down yet, what the hell.
But it looks like it's prettymuch.
Looks like we're still bottomfeeders.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah right Jeez.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Second class individuals, what the fuck?
So here, my language is badtoday.
I want to thank the haters too.
Oh, love them, Gotta, love them, gotta, love them.
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Here's a true story.
What do we got?
I agree, here's a true story.
What was it?
The last episode?
No, two episodes ago?
Was it Hot Wifing?
Yep, right, two or three, itmight have been three.
At this point I don't even know.
But anyway, we were doing theHot Wife episode and I've gotten
so many emails and people arelike thank you for talking about
this.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Thank you for opening this up, like it's been open
for a while, exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They claim that we did it with some sort of tact, I
guess, which I lack completely.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I'm like you, tact, that's not even the same
sentence together.
No kidding, no, definitely not.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hey, I'm as miffed as you guys are.
You have no couth at all.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Fuck you Zero.
See my point taken.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I walked into a restaurant the other day and
asked them where the gangbangwas.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Jesus, I believe it.
Yep, there you go.
What an ass, totally oh shit.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But the stuff coming up that I was just talking about
.
We on this podcast are tryingto connect people to people.
That's what this whole thing isabout Trying to say things that
most people won't talk about ordon't talk about.
I just want to put it out there.
It's like I will talk aboutanything, I don't care.
It's like yeah, I got saggyballs, whatever it is, you know,
I mean, or I, I'm missing a nutor something.
(04:58):
Why are you talking about that?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
you know, I got problems down there I, I'm
targeting you there, pal.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Glad I'm out of this one.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Poor Mrs Keebler.
She's been icing them.
That's awesome.
Just to fill everybody in, Ihad double hernia surgery two
weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's why he hasn't been on.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
That's part of the reason Right.
Also a contract extension.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
He's very new.
Two of me there you you go likehernias one for me but.
But the segment is going tocome up and it'll probably be
one, maybe two or even threeepisodes with this guest.
That's coming on okay and, uh,it is intertwines with
everything we've already talkedabout.
(05:44):
It goes deep and it will beawesome.
Yeah, that's cool.
I can personally relate to it.
Yep, what he or she is going tohave to say is going to be
unreal.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, unreal.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Do we?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
know this guest or I do not no.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
None of us do.
That's why it's not locked downyet.
Really Okay, it's in the works.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Where's he getting this guest from?
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
We'll talk about it later.
All right, talk about it laterlet's talk about your
resurrection in softball.
We'll talk about that quicklybecause we have to get on with
the show.
All right, we were talkingabout it earlier, before we
started.
Yes, we were, and.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I told you it out of the way.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
That's awesome, Keebler.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
All right, boom one for Keebler, yes.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Keebler.
How long did we play softballtogether?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You and I personally probably 15, 20 years.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
How many times did I get hurt?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I don't, maybe once.
I think seriously hurt Like yougot hit in the head.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I got hit in the head , I got dropped, yeah, and even
after that I was back.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I mean maybe little knick-knack type things, but
nothing major.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I had cut the tip of my finger off that day and then
drove to Rhode Island and playedall weekend.
Oh wow, one weekend yeah yeah,like I didn't quit, yeah, and
you won't be able to test, butanyway, casey was there.
Second game back.
Oh boy, here we go.
Second game back.
I hit a double right down theline.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm rounded first so wait, was it really a double?
Or was it a single and youthinking it was a double?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
no, it was a double okay, because the left fielder
was nowhere near it and I was atfirst base so I had a no
problem yes, and I went to turnand take the turn at first.
Oh Sniped Been there.
Sniped.
I went down like a ton ofbricks.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Really.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yes, white flashes in my eyes Supernovas, not like
stars.
It was like I thought my eyespopped out of my fucking head.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
So when was this?
A couple weeks ago, or.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh God, yeah, it had to have been off four or five
weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
We have a black and blue to show.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Not now.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Oh it was, it was Okay, that was legit then.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, and I went down and I laid there and it was like
, oh my God, Were you near thebag?
I think my foot might have beentouching it, Touching it so
they couldn't call me out.
But they're like are you allright?
They're like are you all right?
I'm not really sure right now,I just lay there, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I remember that happened to me once Rounding
third base.
It was nowhere near the bag.
I said just tag me out so I canhave somebody carry me off the
field please.
Well, I got a little walked off, you did, yeah, oh no, I had
Doobie and Dibble carried me.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Literally it was a double header.
I played the second game.
They took me out for the restof that game that was.
That was my first at bat, soit's probably the second inning
you end up playing the next gameyeah percocet viking and beer.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Nothing, nothing, no, okay, yeah, I'm just checking,
that's so you know what you leftout there?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
what's that real man?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
oh my, gosh well, I had a friend anyway.
So I had a friend there who sawthe whole thing and she texted
me.
She goes, he just face-planted.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Really I was so.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I should have been there.
I'm like bummed, I missed thewhole thing.
I probably would have laughedmy ass off.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Oh, without a doubt.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
And I'm laying face down in the dirt and everybody's
looking at me and they're likeyou all right I'm like I'm not
sure yet which, which led toweeks of like I can't walk, I
can't walk no, that's not whatit was.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh my good, say it properly or don't say it at all,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I mean it was black and blue, it was bad.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Remember mine was from my, from my ass cheek to
the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
That's how bad mine was mine was from my ass cheek
to the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That's how bad mine was, mine was from my butt cheek
to my knee, to your knee, yeah,and the colors are amazing.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Oh, they're so pretty , they're so pretty.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
No, this is how you know I was really hurt.
I don't bruise.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I don't bruise that easily.
You're going to bruise withthat?
Oh yeah, without a doubt, if Ibruise, I got hurt, I got
literally hurt.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Anyway, that was the story.
All right, that's our softballstuff.
So a little precursor to that.
I haven't played in two years.
Right, I was so excited to becalled back.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Okay, let's go.
Boy oh boy, Do you?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
underestimate yourself or overestimate
yourself.
I can still do this.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Nope your body's like nope, fuck you.
I found out what happened.
He texted me and I go did youwarm up?
You haven't played in like twoyears.
Did you warm up?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, of course not I can just get back out there.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
In traditional Dedo fashion.
I rolled in there two minutesbefore the game Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Who's got time to warm up.
Sounds totally right, truestory.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What a jackass.
That was a heartwarming storyfor everyone.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Let's get back to the show.
Let's get back to the 100thepisode.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, let's get back to the hundo.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, Sammy, J Cheers to you girl.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Sammy J.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
For supporting up with us.
I don't know how she does it.
I don't either.
I'm very thankful.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Ham, you too Ham hi Sammy we probably lost Ham
probably 50 episodes ago nah,he's still tuning in.
German guy.
How about the guy from Germany?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
he's still there, awesome we got a Cleveland Ohio
person too, non stop.
I love it, and it's funnybecause I can see where they're
coming from Cleveland rocks,cleveland rocks, and it's like
they pop up a lot and I keepnoticing them.
It's hard because I'm not thatbright.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I'm so glad he said that Me too.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So I got to remember all of these things.
And when it happens four orfive, you see the same thing
four or five, six times.
You're like all right.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Oh, it starts sinking in a little.
It starts sinking in a little.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So I'm slowly but surely, after 100 episodes,
catching on to who's listeningand who's not.
There's a bunch of people, andfor those people that keep
tuning in and keep listening,thank you, thank you, keep going
, thank you, I'll figure out howto get something out there for
you so happy you're listening sowhat the hell inspired our
first episode?
I'm the only one that cananswer that question oh yeah, go
(11:43):
ahead desperation.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
You needed something to do.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I was on house arrest .
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I had an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I could only go to and fro work.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, but you always said you actually wanted to do
something like this.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I did.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
And that was the opportunity that you took it.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I took it Right, right, and here we are.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
And him with having so few friends.
Here we are, here we are.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
We're just stuck by him.
Yes, we have.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Sometimes Now I question me.
When that first happened, I waslike all he wants is friends.
All he wants is friends.
Everybody left me.
Now I got friends.
I'm like shit.
What was I thinking?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I can't afford what you wish for Shit balls You'd be
so sad if you weren't in yourlife Take it ever free.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Have you ever recorded an episode with socks
with holes in them?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Socks with holes in them.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Absolutely.
I think every single pair ofsocks has a hole in it because
of the dog Correct Because ofMaz Maz, maz Maz.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
The mascot.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
That is true Probably .
Besides T-Bot, Maz is thesecond person I miss the most.
Aww.
Casey's gonna be better thanyou she's third, If she was here
she would have been maybesecond yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I would stop talking if I were you.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Sorry Case.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I would just start talking right now.
I'm going to have some adultbeverage I would start your butt
kissing if you could.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Why is she on her way here now?
She might be after that comment?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
What was the guess that caught you totally off
guard.
I guess these are all questionsfor me.
Yeah, I thought they were goingto be.
It was the one that we didwhere we took it down.
Technically, this is 101.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Are you talking about the jackass coach?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Let's leave it right there.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, that's one thing.
He doesn't get more of a shoutout than that.
Nope, he doesn't deserve it,nope he doesn't deserve it.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
He totally caught me off guard In the middle of
recording that I was like thisisn't any good.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I can't use this.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But I had to keep to my promise.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Put it up there.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I put it up there for a week and I took it down.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Get all your listens in now.
I erased every part of that.
I don't want anything to dowith it.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
That was rough.
It was more than rough.
Yeah, that was rough,controversial Right.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Well, hold on, because we're going to get into
that, and that's going to beabout hot wifing, because that
has been our best episode,believe it, or?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
not Really.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yes, and I talked about this briefly with either
you or Casey on the air earlierabout that's great, but is that
what people are looking for?
Because, right, that's notnecessarily the direction I want
to go with it.
Agree.
The podcast?
Yeah, I mean, but I think I,with this next segment that's
coming up, yeah, I believe it'llbe even bigger.
The next one, the next 100 itwill probably set the tone for
(14:23):
the next 100 after nice.
This that's, that's how big itis and that's how much I really
want to get into it.
Yeah, I really need to focus onit and do it right.
Okay, because I really want tomake it a good episode for
everybody, for us Right.
For the guest and everything Iwant to make it look good and be
just-.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, us, the guests and the listeners, yes.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, and then the last question.
This is for you guys Would yourather make it 100 more episodes
or lick a subway pole barefoot?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Answer wisely.
I'm going to go with 100episodes, because Lord knows
what's on that pole.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Just throwing it.
Yeah, like you have a littlepole.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
All right, I'm going to go with.
It's two against one, remember,not a subway pole, two, nothing
.
I'm going with the subway polebecause I don't like the way I
get treated here.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
So that's got to be much better.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Maybe I can make a new friend there that's not
named Ditto.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You get treated much better if you showed up.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Here we go Three-zero .
Here we go Three-zero.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh God, he's having fun.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Good luck yeah right, good luck, let's go back to the
softball Fold down, go boom.
Owie, owie, owie, jesus, youain't right guy.
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
No, all right so far in this thing.
In the first 100 episodes wehave covered love lies, toe
rings, diy disasters, datingapps gone wrong, basically
everything yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Quite a bit of stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, even personal stuff to put it out there.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yep yep.
Yeah, divorced fathers yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
We had our moment.
Do you think that people arelistening to us because of that?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yes, because, like you said, sometimes people don't
want to talk about it and youand all of us will talk about it
, just about anything.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I think we connect with people more on that aspect.
Correct Right, I want to be sowhen it gets down to earth.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, right, right, right right.
The people again don't want totalk about oh my gosh, I don't
want to talk about that orthey're scared to talk about it
or whatever, and we just talkabout it.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I did have our.
We did the one after that.
Yeah, it was good.
It was pretty much as good,right, except for we didn't have
pizza and beer in front of usyeah, which made it even better.
That would have been awesome.
That was our Christmas bonus.
(16:40):
It was so.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I guess what I want to ask next is do you think that
the vulnerability and laughterand the honesty of the mistakes
we've made makes our show morewholesome?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I'm going to say yes, does it make it better?
I agree, I think so.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Do you think listeners stick around for that?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They do.
All right, they do.
Before I left home, mrs Keeblershout out to her yeah, I was
going to say that she said thesame thing.
She said pretty much beinghonest.
The down-to-earth aspect reallyconnects more with the listener
.
She thinks that's really whatI'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
She says the comedic stuff is good, but I want to be
funny about it, but I want to behonest more than anything.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
That's why she likes the girls better, just like my
son likes the girls better.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I've seen a lot about Miss Keebler huh.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, no, but he's got a point because I think
Casey and D-Bot I think he wastalking about us, them two,
casey and me.
Yeah, I know what he meant.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Nobody likes us.
But did you hear what he said?
Yes, she likes the girls better.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, Well, yeah, she walked into it.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And, by the way, that's for nothing I got one.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
when you didn't your fucking baseball, softball, not
stretching out of the car I gotyou.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
You can't take one for that, because you wouldn't
have been able to, because Itold the story, all right.
You two neutral corners.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, go back to the corner.
Okay, fix that.
Cut over your eye becauseyou're getting beat.
Oh my gosh, you rented mule.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Anyway, back to your question, yes, the fact that we
are honest and open and talkabout things people don't want
to talk about.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I think that's what keeps listeners coming back and
listening.
It keeps them engaged, correct?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
because a lot of these podcasts out there.
Are they fake?
Are they phony?
They're not telling the truthyou know, what I'm saying.
I don't know, but we are realabout what our conversations are
about and what we talk aboutwell, we are real and we are
telling our thoughts andopinions from our perspective.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
But is that real?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
like I think so I think most of it's real, I agree
.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I mean, I know that we are being real, but will it
be seen as real?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I think so, yeah, why wouldn't it?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Well, that's on them.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You gave them a big word, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It wasn't on my toilet paper this morning.
There's one for you guys.
Word of the day Four to one ForDitto.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Perspective.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Perspective.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It and the.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Keep them small.
Ditto, Keep them small.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
It's so hard.
Listen, I got to ask you guysIs it that hard?
Do you guys even begin tounderstand how hard it is to
dumb my intelligence down?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
To be even on the show with you guys.
Are you kidding me?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm going to go vomit.
I'll be right back, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Thank you.
Why, why would you vomit?
Because that's ridiculous.
You can't handle the truth.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Okay, really, that's where we're going.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I'm not sure it's hard for a person like me, so
uberly intelligent, that I comein here and I could dumb it down
and just hang out with thelayman.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Wow, the layman, is that what you think of us?
It's incredible.
Is that what you think of us?
It's a talent, it's a talent.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
No, no.
That's not what I think of you,that's what I think of me.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Wow, joe Rogan, if you're listening, I'm available
Me too, me too.
Package deal.
See if we can contact Greg.
Oh, fucking Greg.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I think he's working there.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
now I think he's moved on.
Took an internship with JoeRogan.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Here's a true story.
Oh boy, greg, that is not amade-up name.
Where?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
does that come from?
That is?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
a real person.
It is a real person and it willprobably come out in the
stories I'm telling you aboutAre probably come out in the
stories I'm telling you about.
Are you kidding me?
No, I shit you not.
Wow, everything I have said hasbeen real.
Let me ask you this Was Greg onthe Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
No, no Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Then Greg's fucking fake.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
No, Greg's real Love you, Greg.
Here's a little hint.
Greg received tough love.
Yeah he did so upcoming.
We're going to get into somecrazy stuff.
We end up filling most of ourtime with topical stuff and I
find it once a week is reallyhard to be current with stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
It's really hard.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I agree that, I agree with, but this is a story
that's ongoing and has been foryears and years, yeah, and when
we get there, you'll understandwhy, really, and I hope
everybody hangs on and listensto it, because there's a lot to
be said.
Please do, and I'll guaranteethat it will affect just about
everybody.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
We're not going back to Diddy, are we?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's along those lines, but it's not.
It has nothing to do with Diddy, okay.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I know you were at the parties.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I was not.
I didn't eat them.
Monkey brains, the rock did.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What was the other stuff?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, my God what was the stuff that they were giving
them Baby oil.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Baby oil, baby oils okay, moving on.
I don't want that for my bonus.
Don't take that for your bonusthis year the baby oil nope, I
want to ask you a question,ditto, what was your favorite
episode out of all of them?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
my favorite episode out of all of them were the two
I did about my life okay, I wasgood.
I'm glad you said that it's notthat I think they were the best
content, but they were my bestcontent.
No, but they were my favoritesbecause I got it off my fucking
chest, which?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
is what you needed to do.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I got it out because it was haunting me.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I agree that would help, and so I put it out there,
yep.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
So that's unfair to say no, let's take those two out
.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Okay, all right one.
Yeah, that was a good one, thatone or the first?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
fire ready yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Fucking Lotto.
I laughed so hard, the Lotto.
Fucking diesel gas.
Why do you gotta park?
You know you're not gettingdiesel, your car doesn't take
diesel, but you're still fuckingparked there.
You're taking up a goddamn spot.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
It has been fun, as you're standing behind the guy
in line buying 50,000 Lottotickets.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
What was?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
your action.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Scratching them right there.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
What was?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
mine, both of you.
What was your favorite ones?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I actually liked the fire ready night.
That was hysterical.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
One of my favorites is when you got me to talk about
my colonoscopy.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Oh my gosh, I forgot about that one and I did like
when the four of us did thatepisode after Sally's?
Yeah, that was fun Because itwas just laid back and we were
busting on Ditto and the four ofus are on it.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I'm glad I make everything easy for you guys.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
God forbid anybody help me?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Okay, stop right now.
Just stop it right now.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
We're all equals, ditto?
No, we're not, I am farsuperior to you.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
God, okay, just stop.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I just had.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Because you forget a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Episodes this, that the third, oh well, whatever, oh
my God.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
This is him dumbing it down, as usual.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
This is how hard it is.
My brain goes so much faster,you guys.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
And I'm already past what I was going to ask.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Because you guys are like oh, I like gas, what, what.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
He is such an ass.
He is Holy cow.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
So let me ask you this Shoot oh, that's what I was
going to say.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Hold on, stop right now.
Go ahead and shoot at me.
Ask me anything.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
No, I'm just asking if Greg is gone and he's real
until he comes back, or, if not,is we getting somebody else to
replace him?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, it's still me.
We need a tech person.
It's still you.
I really need a tech person.
You suck.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
We could use a tech person because there's a lot of
hey any time you would like totake over.
No, no, feel free, bro, I justwant you to hit the I'm not a
hog, get your panel noise.
You know some noise every oncein a.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
We'll do it in the outtakes.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Sound effects.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
That episode was pretty funny when you learned
the sound effects.
Hey, they work.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
What's this button?
All right, you want to ask ussomething.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
No, I was going to tell you.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Ask me whatever you want about the show.
If you've got a question, askit now, because we're almost out
of time.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Oh, are we seriously out of time already?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Wow, how fun.
Well we're at, yeah go.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I think I've asked you.
I just wanted to know what yourfavorite episode was.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
No, no.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Besides that, oh, why are you?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
How hard is it?
How come I don't get any help?
How come I have to do it allmyself?
Why am I so good at everything?
Stuff like that?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
No, that's not happening going on.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I think I'm just going to walk out right now and
put my headset down and leave.
I agree, I do have a quickstory.
Before the last week I playedgolf.
We were following.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Shankopotamus.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh, I shanked a few that day.
There was three women in frontof us and we're like Did you hit
it into them?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
No, did you fight them on the 18th green?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
No, okay, but anyway, oh my gosh.
Green no okay, but anyway, ohmy gosh, we uh tell that story.
Now, of course, we got fourguys in our group and all of a
sudden you hear oh, this isgonna be a slow day, blah, blah,
blah.
I got women in front of us.
Well, they were playing rightalong, you know.
First hole, second hole afterwe get to the second tee box,
lady turns around and startswalking back.
We're like, oh boy, what do wedo?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I'm here for the gangbang.
Yeah, no, she didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Oh jesus, what's his problem?
So you really look at me, meand my, me and my buddies
looking at her and I go to whereI said is everything all right?
She goes.
Not really she goes.
I got stung by a bee betweenholes one and two.
Oh my god, yeah, and one of myguys goes.
I think your stance is too wide.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
That is fantastic, wow.
And it's funny because beforethe story even started, I said
I'm here for the gangbang.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
She got stung between the holes one and two oh, that
was good, that one just took alittle too long to materialize
because of Jackass over there.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Consuming the hot air in the room.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yes, I thought it was the air conditioning.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, where is the air conditioning?
What the hell?
He's probably contributing toit.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
It was here, but I turned it off.
Oh, really Just to torture youtwo?
Oh wow, Because that's the kindof business I want to run.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Great.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yay, my eyes are sweating.
All right, you guys have takenup enough time alright, wow
again thank you to everybody,thank you everyone, thank you
everyone 100 episodes down.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Awesome, at least 100 more yes, at least.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
And if you don't hear from me, I'll be in New York
City licking a subway pole.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Jesus Christ, that was perfect.
Sometimes I wonder thank you,that was perfect.
Sometimes I wonder why Ibothered dumbing myself down for
this.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Thanks everyone for listening, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
We are here.
We are always here.
We're at Socketubingcom, sohead over there, like and
subscribe, send us emails andtell us what you want us to do
for the next hundred.
All right, everybody.
As always be good.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
I want to give a shout out tomy buddy, larry over at
(27:28):
Legendary Graphics.
He designed our logo for us.
It came out fantastic.
He does wraps.
He does all kinds of customizedstuff for you.
If you get a chance, go tolegendarycom.
That's legendarycom.
Check it out for anything youneed.
All right guys, thanks, be good.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Saki to me.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
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Speaker 1 (28:18):
Saki to me.
I'm going to go.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Kaylee's the older one.
She's your daughter's age, ohokay.
And Mandy's my younger one.
She's 23.
Casey just started at NewBritain Hospital.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Did she Good for her?
Yeah, she passed her boards.
Oh, good for her.
Shout out to Casey Yee-hoo.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Little fucking nerd finally made it.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, she used to like you.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I love Casey.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
She's my BFF.
She's my BFF.
Oh, he used to piss me off.
Kaylee and her used to getalong.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
That's my best friend Like what the fuck is wrong
with her?
She's smart.
That's what's wrong with her.
Drop her when she was a kid.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
She takes after her mother.
That's why you don't like her.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Pretty much, yeah, nailed it Her mother's in Italy
right now Nice nice, hopefullyfucking Mont.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Vesuvius goes off, oh that's not nice ba da boom ouch
Dave you know this is recordingright, yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I hope so.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yes, it is it is yeah oh shit, this is where you get
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