August 26, 2025 • 25 mins
Ever caught yourself doing something weird when you thought no one was looking? You're not alone. In this hilarious and refreshingly honest episode, Detto and T-Bot tear down the walls of privacy to reveal the strange, quirky, and sometimes embarrassing habits we all have but rarely discuss in public.
The conversation kicks off with Detto confessing to talking to himself in various accents and rehearsing arguments that haven't even happened yet. T-Bot joins in with her own admissions about verbally beating herself up after making mistakes. What follows is a judgment-free exploration of the peculiar behaviors that make us human – from avoiding grocery stores to dodge small talk, to judging strangers based on their shopping cart contents, to the awkward discomfort of receiving compliments.
As they dive deeper, the hosts unpack how our private behaviors reflect broader aspects of our personalities and social anxieties. Detto describes his mind as constantly racing with thoughts "shooting off in every direction," while T-Bot shares her habit of addressing everyone as "Bud" to avoid the embarrassment of forgetting names. These candid revelations create a sense of connection through shared experiences that listeners will find both entertaining and surprisingly relatable.
The episode challenges societal norms and questions why we feel the need to hide these harmless quirks when "weirdness is coming out" and becoming "just the norm." By normalizing behaviors that people might otherwise feel embarrassed about, Detto and T-Bot create a space where listeners can feel less alone in their own uniqueness.
Ready to feel better about your own weird habits? Listen now, and don't forget to subscribe to connect with us. We'd love to hear about your own private behaviors that might not be so strange after all!
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Saki Toomey hey everybody.
It's Ditto.
We're back with another episodeof Saki Toomey, where we
connect people to people.
Even if you have secretbehaviors in private, we never
want to get caught on camera.
Anyway, I'm back here withT-Bot, hey.
Hey, we talked about thisbefore a little bit.
We have Strange things.
Yeah, I'm not going back intoit.
(00:35):
I already said it.
If you haven't heard, it, goback and listen.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
But this is more.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Okay, oh boy, this is more Okay, oh boy, Watch out
world.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Right, there are so many things that people do all
the time that drive me insane,shocker, and they probably do it
even more in private.
Okay, you know what I mean.
I think people are weird.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, there's nothing wrong with that.
People are weird.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No shit, okay, you know why I think that.
Why?
Because I'm weird.
Yes, are weird.
No shit, okay.
You know why I think that.
Why?
Because I'm weird.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yes, you are.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
If I'm weird, then you think everybody else is.
I think everybody else is too.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
True story.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
There are things that I do in this house that I'm
like, oh, if anybody saw meright now.
That's a true story, and so I'mlike who else does what?
Literally, just to start thisoff, I talk to myself in accents
.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yep Heard it Whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh yeah, this is Boris.
What are you doing here, youfrom Ukraine?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
No, it's the nine million personalities.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
The other thing I do do that is crazy, and I find
myself telling myself that it'scrazy.
Which kind of even makes itcrazier is that I rehearse
arguments that I'm not evenhaving.
Stop it right now.
Yeah, if I had to go talk toyou about something, if I was on
my way like, oh, she's going toget it, here's how this is
(02:02):
going to go.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Be serious.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm totally serious, really.
Yeah, in my head I've alreadywon.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I've already won Freaking nuts.
That's awesome, but time out,time out.
Do you end up winning and youremember what you're supposed to
say, or you forget and you'rejust like?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
okay, I was wrong.
Well, I'm not a loser.
I generally end up winning, butit never goes like I had in my
head.
Okay, ever, never, ever, right.
But the fact that I do do thatleads me down a path where I
want to go also.
(02:44):
Okay, so maybe it's not thatinsane, no, but at the same time
I get there and somebody's likethey might look at me and be
like I'm so sorry, I screwed upand all of a sudden caught off
guard because you weren'texpecting it.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
That's awesome that's what you're like, oh my god,
what do I do now?
I had all planned what's goingon right now.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, the other thing I do constantly, and you know
what the thing about me is.
I don't hide it, I don't.
I do it in front of anybody.
Unfortunately doesn't matter.
No, I know so I.
I talk out loud to myself allthe time, yep, and even
sometimes you're here and you'relike what'd you say?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yep, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my
brain.
I wasn't talking to anyone elsebesides you.
No one else was in the room,it's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
People think I'm like a schizo.
It's hilarious, but I do itBasically what I do in private
with myself.
I make public anyway.
Oh, in private with myself,yeah, I make public anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh yeah, you do so there isn't a lot about me that
is private.
No, there, really isn't.
There isn't.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
No, there isn't and that's what I want this whole
show to be about.
Like the entire yeah, podcast,of course.
It's like let's talk aboutthings that you wouldn't
necessarily talk about a great,that's how you connect people
with people.
Yeah, of course.
So I go down I I avoid thegrocery store.
Yeah, you, never grocery store.
I have delivered because Ispent a lot of years in grocery
(04:13):
stores, which are fantastic.
That's where you pick up chicksoh boy, here we go.
I do not want to stop a chat.
Yeah at all.
Yeah, I will avoid you at allcosts.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You don't grocery store at all.
I hate that too.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
What are some of the things that you honestly do in
private?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
that you won't admit.
Oh boy, I do talk to myself.
I will definitely Blah, blah,blah.
No, I'm saying I do Like yousaid, it's just do I have to do
this?
I have to do that.
Why is this happening?
What's going on?
I definitely do that in private, that I wouldn't want anyone to
know about.
Hmm, that's a good question.
Uh, be honest.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No, I'm trying to that's what this is supposed to
be about stuff that you do thatyou would never really admit to
somebody.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Okay well again.
I'm like today I had a bad dayat work and I was like and I'm I
like today I had a bad day atwork and I was like, and I'm
like I'm talking to myself.
I'm like Kath, you're a dick,you're an asshole, can't believe
you.
Let them do this to you.
What's going on?
Blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like looking around andI hear people outside.
I'm like can they hear me?
Can they hear me inside?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So you, beat you, beat yourself up out loud.
Yes, pretty much.
I'm sure there's other peoplethat do that.
Yes, yes, and that's the pointof this Right the point of this
is being open and honest andsaying things that I guarantee
you other people do.
Oh for sure, For sure, See, Idon't do that though.
You don't beat yourself up ifyou make a mistake or anything
like that, I beat myself up yes,okay, and.
(05:40):
But I don't, it doesn't botherme like that.
Oh, because I was born to makemistakes.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I think everyone's born to make mistakes, but when
you do them and it hits you in adifferent way, you're like you
feel defeated, like I feltdefeated today.
Never, ever feel defeated.
No, I did Because it was likeand it bothered me all day and
it ruined my whole day.
And thank God, it's Friday, butthat's on you though no,
totally agree.
That's what makes you a loser.
Okay, that's not cool at all.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I know it's supposed to be funny.
It wasn't cool at all, no, butthat's what I do.
That's me, that's my innervoice talking, not me.
Oh really.
It just came out and the innervoice in my head is Layne Staley
.
I'm just saying oh my god, doyou know that there's people
that can't hear an inner voice?
Huh, they don't have innermonologue, really.
(06:28):
Yeah, those are people youavoid.
Yeah, just kidding, you guysare great too.
Don't kill me.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, but you can't hear like your thoughts, like
you're going through your brain.
I don't understand why theycan't hear that If you were in
my brain, you would probablymake yourself believe that you
were God.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I do no.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Oh, Mike.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Look, that's not because I'm superior to anybody,
but that's because there's somany things flying around my
head.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We just talked about that Like.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Bruce Almighty.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, yes, yes.
That's what my head sounds like.
I believe it.
I just said to you a littlewhile ago I'm like I want to be
an hour in your brain, justbecause there's like shit
shooting off every direction,like I don't even know what's
happening, like you just have somuch in there.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
My sensors fire so fast, no shit.
And it changes direction in agoddamn blink of an eye.
Every five minutes a squirrel.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, it is.
You just kind of go off indifferent directions.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Squirrels aren't even fast enough, true, that's how
crazy it is.
Yeah, you shoot off indifferent directions.
I'm like huh, wait a minute, weweren't even talking about that
.
What's going on, right?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
now.
I was sitting there yesterdaywith the kid that works for us
and he's like I don't even knowwhere you are right now.
I was like I couldn't evenexplain it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
You haven't caught up yet.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, you haven't caught up.
You never will.
You never will Correct, and Idon't know if that's
intelligence or insanity.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, am I just smarter and Ithink faster and everything
happens faster, or am I insane?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I don't think and I should be clinically no
submitted.
I don't think you're insane, Ithink it's just a.
You have a lot up there and itjust shoots it off.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, the other thing is, there's no filter no zero
filter.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's a negative.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
There is no filter it's coming out and you're gonna
hear about it if you can'thandle anything but the truth,
don't even bother hanging out.
At least my version of thetruth, it's true.
It's not necessarily true.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's just the way I saw it.
If you have no backbone, don'teven bother.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's like you have a wound and I just take my finger
and stick it right in there.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Oh, God yeah.
But, that is for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Like I want to know what are other things that you
think people do but won't admit.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh listen, we can go off on a tangent.
I think there's people thathave inner things that they.
That's not what I'm, I'm notnecessarily talking about
emotionally, anything like that.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm talking about anything Like are there people
that eat garbage?
Now we have hoarders, right,okay, they keep everything.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I'm sure there's people out there, that just.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because they can't, emotionally Correct, detach from
it, right?
My point is what are some ofthe things you think a lot of
people have that they won'tadmit?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
A lot of people have yeah, like hoarding situation
and they know, no, no, I'mlistening.
Habits, oh habits.
Habits my bad okay, habits, ohum, that's a good question I sit
down to pee.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh okay, I'm tired of fucking wiping the seat you're
just damn lazy.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I'm fucking lazy I tell us everybody can't right
now.
Oh, that's awesome, freakinglazy.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I would rather sit down than wipe the seat, because
I'm too lazy to pick the seatup.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Oh, you are just one in a million let me tell you.
Oh boy.
So habits?
Oh, I'm sure there are peoplewho have habits.
So let's see Habits.
What about biting nails?
That's a bad habit.
People want to know Like peoplethat just grind them right down
to nothing.
I know we know a mutual friendoh that just does that who has
no fingernails at all.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I used to bite my nails.
Yeah, do you know why I stopped?
I don't know, covid.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Why did COVID make you stop?
Because I didn't want the Dirton her nails did make me sick.
Oh, my Freak, that's it.
There you go, freak, I am afreak.
I am a freak of nature and aweirdo.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
And I am just like everybody else.
You're just like everybody elseout there.
That's how this is supposed towork, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I stopped biting my nails because of COVID, first of
all, just so you know.
I would come home Because I'min construction, so I was able
to go out and work.
I would come home and wipemyself down with Lysol.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Holy shit, the wipes.
Stop it, swear to God.
Stop it, swear to God.
I would not tell that to anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Why not?
That's what we're supposed todo here.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's the whole point of the show, I know, but
do you your whole body?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
No, my face, my hands and everything.
Oh, okay, I would.
Not only my cock and balls.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Oh God, okay, out there, I smell better too.
Okay, holy shit.
Good god, here we go, wind himup, wind him up.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And she pointed to her babies, holy cow.
But uh, no, I would.
I would come home, okay.
When it first started.
Yep, and they're all like oh mygod, and I'm like this thing
sucks, yeah well, but my son wassick, right.
I'm like I'm not sucks, yeahwell, but my son was sick, right
.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm like I'm not getting sick.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Screw this.
I just started wiping myselfdown with Lysol wipes.
My God, where's the video there?
Yeah, exactly, but I did that,yeah, right, yeah, it's a weird
thing, I do weird shit, yeah,and I guarantee you other other
people do it.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I was gonna say that's probably not as weird as
you think it is, but you're justthinking because you did it.
I'm sure there's people outthere that probably took showers
in lysol during the whole covidthing or just do things weird
like now, like I.
I'm okay, sorry, I didn't meanto interrupt.
There's, there's um people thattalk to themselves, like you
said, all the time.
I see it.
I see it like walking downstreets.
(12:14):
There is someone in town herethat dresses up as a woman and
she's got a boombox on, or hehas a boombox on and he
literally does, dancing all theway down the street like you
know what.
I'm not sure, but good for you.
That dude's loving his life.
He's living his life girl,whatever, we're not going down
(12:35):
there, but I'm just sayingthat's something he does and he
you know, people are just doingtheir own thing.
Doing their own thing, theydon't give a crap.
Good for them.
Yeah, that's how you shouldlive exactly do your own thing.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yep, now there is a social norm that you probably
want to adhere to, but why?
Because it's I don't know.
You know what?
That's a great question.
Why?
One word, why I don't know.
Okay, that's my answer.
I don't know, right.
I don't know why you shouldadhere to it.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Exactly because I was taught that.
Well, okay, I'm gonna give you,I'm gonna go with that, because
we were taught differently thanwhat this world has become.
But at this point, why?
No one's living up to it?
Everyone's doing their ownthing.
Weirdness is is coming out,it's just the norm.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Serious talk.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Great point yeah so like why what we were raised as
it ain't happening anymore.
Oh fuck, no, that's what I'msaying.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
My parents can't even figure out what the hell's
going on with me and I stillsubscribe to the societal norms.
Well, you try to.
Anyway, I try to.
You're right, those are goneRight.
Bye-bye, bye-bye.
It's like Harvard to me wavingbye-bye, jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Here's one thing I think that people I really feel
like people are becoming morelike hypochondriacs because of
like WebMD right.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You can't Google any of your symptoms and all of a
sudden you've got it.
I don't think it's just now, Ithink it's been always.
And people will come in and belike, well, I just did it on
WebMDV and they say I have thispancreatic cancer and I'm like
stop it right now, Stop it.
Oh my God, I have a broken arm.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I can right now stop it.
Oh my god, I have a broken arm.
I could tell stop, I have abroken arm, look at this, look
at me, shake it.
I have a broken arm.
It's so broken.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I saw it on webmd yeah, the web is just the worst.
You're an idiot, but againfalling into people that do that
, like things that people don'twant to know.
You can't tell me that peoplesit home and just do this.
Oh my gosh, the world's comingto an end.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to die.
Oh my gosh, this is going tohappen to that.
Yeah, I think everyone does itbecause no one really wants to
(14:42):
go out anymore.
Everything's too goddamnexpensive.
No one has social functionsanymore.
So people sit home and just surfthe net.
That's not good either.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Another habit.
It's not a habit, yeah, all thetime.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
All the time you do.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I do.
I look like a ratty.
Oh my god, that is so funny.
I look like a ratty bum, right.
If you saw me, you would thinkI was just a homeless guy.
It's true, it's true, but I dothat because I don't want to
ruin my good clothes.
Yes, that's true.
You know what I mean?
I work in construction anduntil it really smells bad, and
(15:29):
it offends me.
I'm like, okay, that's good.
Yeah, try to wash that side ofmy clothes.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
No, no it doesn't smell yet and it's wearable.
Well, I'm saying, when you getto that point, you have to wash
them.
I'm like, come on Until it getsto that point.
It doesn't smell.
Yet how many days, honestly,have you worn the?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
same clothes in a row , two or three.
Oh, okay, it's not like a week.
I do change my clothes.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I agree, I don't think I've seen anymore of the
same stuff, maybe like two orthree days.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
What did I do yesterday?
Do you know what I mean Correct?
What did I do yesterday?
Do you know what I mean Right,correct?
Did I do anything that wasreally?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
sweaty or gross, disgusting, right?
No, throw them back out andthey're work clothes anyway.
You're right, you don't want toruin your nice clothes.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I don't want to ruin the good clothes, correct.
And then I end up staying inthe work clothes the entire
fucking day.
Yes, so I just look in mycloset, you do, and you never
wear them Ever, and that's whypeople are always like.
When I actually put on niceclothes, they're like oh my god,
you're so handsome.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Okay, well listen, I don't push it that far.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
That happens.
That's why I don't dress up.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Oh, here we go, people.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Because I can't handle compliments?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh no, you doesn't.
That is true, you cannot handlecompliments.
You're like, oh my god, what doI do with that?
I don't know how to say it.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
How do I react?
Compliments legit frighten me.
They do, they frighten me yourface.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
when someone says something, it just goes.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Thumbs up, Thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I can't do it.
It's like swallowing pills justwant to puke.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
There's people that want compliments like they make
them feel better.
You're like retracting.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You're like, uh, I'm running, stop talking to me
first of all, why are youtalking to me in the first place
?
And then, second of all, whyare you?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
giving me a compliment.
I can't take it.
Oh no, it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
The best thing I can do is like oh, thank you so much
, that's very nice of you andinside it's so funny.
The best thing I can do is likeoh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
That's very nice of you.
And inside it's like tearingyou apart.
Tearing you apart, you're liketrying to grasp those words to
come out and say it that's onlybecause I had to practice them
over the, coming back topractice them over the.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
They know what you're going to say.
Oh man, it's so funny, it isawful.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Oh awful, oh, good lord, oh, I also love my own
farts.
Oh god, oh my god, you knowwhat?
You just said that and I had totake our friend home and he
forgot something.
And he opens the door and hegoes holy cow, this truck stinks
.
I go what's going on?
He's like I don't know, itdoesn't smell very good in there
.
I'm like, yeah, well, that'sprobably why no chat with that
fella you love to smell your ownfarts?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
who says that, oh god , I love it, I love it you are
just so warm I fart on purposejust to smell them.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, I do, okay, there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
No, makes me a man I don't think that makes you a man
, I have a club and I will hityou over the head with it and
drag you back to the cave if youdon't agree with me.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
That's awesome.
That is so awesome.
Good luck with that one do youever speak, speaking?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
going back to groceries, you're any store?
Yeah it could be.
You know big stores walmart,target, anything.
Yeah, if you go in there, doyou start looking at people's
carts?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I do me too, wow, and I judge them totally, me too
like why do you have the?
Pens yes oh, you just called meout on that shit.
I never even realized I did it.
But you're right, I'm likewhat's going on, what the whole
episode is about?
You doofus, but you, I neverbrought that to my attention
until you said something.
I'm like I do that, like wow,what's going on?
There?
They only have meats, there'snothing else you're constantly
(19:17):
judging on what they're buyingwhat is happening.
You have no idea what they'redoing where they they're going.
I'm judging.
There's a whole cart of meats.
What's going on?
Where do you get off, right?
Who are you to judge them?
Who am I to judge?
You do, but you can't help it.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
That's where the inner turmoil comes.
I have to have a conversationin my own head with myself Ditto
, you're a dickhead.
Oh, my gosh, that's what I do.
Oh gosh, I will say for myself.
I really do go back and I thinkabout everything that I do and
(19:55):
if I did it the right way or ifI didn't.
So hopefully I change it in thefuture or not.
I don't know.
And maybe what I do is theright thing to do.
Who knows?
I mean, I know judging peopleis based on what's what I did
was the right thing to do.
Who knows?
I mean, I know judging peopleis no Based on what's in their
cart is the right thing to do.
Well, yeah.
Do you think that's why Amazonhas a cart?
Do you think Amazon?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
is judging us.
Can you imagine?
It could very well be.
It could be.
I feel like it is oh my God,they're judging us on our carts.
They very well could be.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I want to hide my cart, yeah right.
The worst part is Amazon can gopeek in my cart but there's
nobody there to have sex with.
No, Jesus.
That's the nice thing about thestores.
That's disgusting.
You're such a pig.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I didn't say one thing.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
You sure?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, I'm pretty positive on that one.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
There is one habit that some people have that I
literally it drives me insane,and that's talking to any animal
, like a baby.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh you, yeah, you got a problem with that.
I will look at it and be likeshut the fuck up.
Yeah, you got a problem withthat, and that's my habit.
I do that because I think ofthem as family and I'm very warm
and fuzzy and, like dogs arevery cute and cuddly, I just
want to, you know, cuddle andfuzzy, and dogs are very cute
and cuddly and I just want tocuddle with them and that's what
I do.
That's not a habit, I don'tthink it's just.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, that's a habit.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
No, it's not, I don't know.
You probably do it to plantstoo, hey.
Mr Planty, I kill plants.
I have no indoor plants.
I will kill them I.
It died.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
No it didn't die.
Your thumb is not green.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Outside is fine, not inside your thumb is brown.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
No, it's not.
Well, when you pull it out ofyour ass, you will Wow.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Did you just actually go there?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, why not?
Wow, this is a funny show.
Oh my god, it's a comedy hour.
It's a comedy hour.
We gotta make jokes.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Okay, Come on.
Yes, I do do.
That's just my way I am.
I think they're all cute andfuzzy and cuddly and I love them
.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Another habit I do have is I don't necessarily
remember everybody's name.
Okay, so everybody's Bud, heyBud, how are you Bud?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Good to see you, bud.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Wow, what's up Bud, Because I can't remember your
fucking name that is so truthful, good for you.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
You know what?
I never, ever, ever realizedthat until now.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Everybody's Bud.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I just thought that was like something you just say
to everybody Now I knowInteresting.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Well, I do say it to everybody Well that's my point.
Even if I know your name, I sayit to you.
That's my point.
But, I do it.
I don't have to remember names.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I don't even have to, it's just diversified across
the board.
Hey, bud, that's how freakinglazy.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I am.
I don't even have to rememberyour name, it's just Bud Holy
shit.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Everybody on this planet's name is Bud.
Oh, it just gets worse andworse.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Females, males, transgender Don't matter, what's
up?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
bud Time out.
You do not call a girl a bud.
No, that cat's out of the bagFor everyone who's listening.
Who knows Ditto?
Now you know why he calls youbud.
He doesn't remember your name,Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Not you, guys, you.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Just called you out on that one.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, you did, but I do.
I do when I don't know yourname.
It's just bud okay hey, what'sup, bud.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It's okay, though I mean, at least you you address
them, because sometimes I I willforget people's names too, I
mean, if you haven't seen him ina while, or whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I mean even the people that and I hate the
people that know me like, hey,how have you been?
I'm like, oh, who the hell areyou where?
Why do I know you?
I'm like, oh, my god, you don'tremember.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, I don't because you don't look the same because
you blew your face off with meth.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh my god I'm just kidding, it did happen once, but
that's a different story.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Let's save that for next time, jesus.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh God, anyway, Teva, yes, thank you for being here.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I missed being on.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I haven't been on forever I told you this was
going to be a funny one it wasgoing to be a funny one, it's a
Friday afternoon, I'm in a goodmood.
Yep, I am tired as hell.
Yep, me too.
Hell from the long work weekyeah.
And we still have to get thisdone.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I know and get it for all of our fans that don't
listen.
I've missed everyone.
I've been traveling.
What's up everybody.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yes, and Sammy J Sammy.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
J.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
How you doing.
I don't know.
I think that was it.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I think we're good.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, we are.
We're at the end.
So, as always, be good.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
I want to give a shout out tomy buddy, larry over at
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Socky Doobie.
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Saki Toomey hey everybody.
It's Ditto.
We're back with another episodeof Saki Toomey, where we
connect people to people.
Even if you have secretbehaviors in private, we never
want to get caught on camera.
Anyway, I'm back here withT-Bot, hey.
Hey, we talked about thisbefore a little bit.
We have Strange things.
Yeah, I'm not going back intoit.
(00:35):
I already said it.
If you haven't heard, it, goback and listen.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
But this is more.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Okay, oh boy, this is more Okay, oh boy, Watch out
world.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Right, there are so many things that people do all
the time that drive me insane,shocker, and they probably do it
even more in private.
Okay, you know what I mean.
I think people are weird.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, there's nothing wrong with that.
People are weird.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No shit, okay, you know why I think that.
Why?
Because I'm weird.
Yes, are weird.
No shit, okay.
You know why I think that.
Why?
Because I'm weird.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yes, you are.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
If I'm weird, then you think everybody else is.
I think everybody else is too.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
True story.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
There are things that I do in this house that I'm
like, oh, if anybody saw meright now.
That's a true story, and so I'mlike who else does what?
Literally, just to start thisoff, I talk to myself in accents
.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yep Heard it Whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh yeah, this is Boris.
What are you doing here, youfrom Ukraine?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
No, it's the nine million personalities.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
The other thing I do do that is crazy, and I find
myself telling myself that it'scrazy.
Which kind of even makes itcrazier is that I rehearse
arguments that I'm not evenhaving.
Stop it right now.
Yeah, if I had to go talk toyou about something, if I was on
my way like, oh, she's going toget it, here's how this is
(02:02):
going to go.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Be serious.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm totally serious, really.
Yeah, in my head I've alreadywon.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I've already won Freaking nuts.
That's awesome, but time out,time out.
Do you end up winning and youremember what you're supposed to
say, or you forget and you'rejust like?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
okay, I was wrong.
Well, I'm not a loser.
I generally end up winning, butit never goes like I had in my
head.
Okay, ever, never, ever, right.
But the fact that I do do thatleads me down a path where I
want to go also.
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Okay, so maybe it's not thatinsane, no, but at the same time
I get there and somebody's likethey might look at me and be
like I'm so sorry, I screwed upand all of a sudden caught off
guard because you weren'texpecting it.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
That's awesome that's what you're like, oh my god,
what do I do now?
I had all planned what's goingon right now.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, the other thing I do constantly, and you know
what the thing about me is.
I don't hide it, I don't.
I do it in front of anybody.
Unfortunately doesn't matter.
No, I know so I.
I talk out loud to myself allthe time, yep, and even
sometimes you're here and you'relike what'd you say?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yep, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my
brain.
I wasn't talking to anyone elsebesides you.
No one else was in the room,it's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
People think I'm like a schizo.
It's hilarious, but I do itBasically what I do in private
with myself.
I make public anyway.
Oh, in private with myself,yeah, I make public anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh yeah, you do so there isn't a lot about me that
is private.
No, there, really isn't.
There isn't.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
No, there isn't and that's what I want this whole
show to be about.
Like the entire yeah, podcast,of course.
It's like let's talk aboutthings that you wouldn't
necessarily talk about a great,that's how you connect people
with people.
Yeah, of course.
So I go down I I avoid thegrocery store.
Yeah, you, never grocery store.
I have delivered because Ispent a lot of years in grocery
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stores, which are fantastic.
That's where you pick up chicksoh boy, here we go.
I do not want to stop a chat.
Yeah at all.
Yeah, I will avoid you at allcosts.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You don't grocery store at all.
I hate that too.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
What are some of the things that you honestly do in
private?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
that you won't admit.
Oh boy, I do talk to myself.
I will definitely Blah, blah,blah.
No, I'm saying I do Like yousaid, it's just do I have to do
this?
I have to do that.
Why is this happening?
What's going on?
I definitely do that in private, that I wouldn't want anyone to
know about.
Hmm, that's a good question.
Uh, be honest.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No, I'm trying to that's what this is supposed to
be about stuff that you do thatyou would never really admit to
somebody.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Okay well again.
I'm like today I had a bad dayat work and I was like and I'm I
like today I had a bad day atwork and I was like, and I'm
like I'm talking to myself.
I'm like Kath, you're a dick,you're an asshole, can't believe
you.
Let them do this to you.
What's going on?
Blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like looking around andI hear people outside.
I'm like can they hear me?
Can they hear me inside?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So you, beat you, beat yourself up out loud.
Yes, pretty much.
I'm sure there's other peoplethat do that.
Yes, yes, and that's the pointof this Right the point of this
is being open and honest andsaying things that I guarantee
you other people do.
Oh for sure, For sure, See, Idon't do that though.
You don't beat yourself up ifyou make a mistake or anything
like that, I beat myself up yes,okay, and.
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But I don't, it doesn't botherme like that.
Oh, because I was born to makemistakes.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I think everyone's born to make mistakes, but when
you do them and it hits you in adifferent way, you're like you
feel defeated, like I feltdefeated today.
Never, ever feel defeated.
No, I did Because it was likeand it bothered me all day and
it ruined my whole day.
And thank God, it's Friday, butthat's on you though no,
totally agree.
That's what makes you a loser.
Okay, that's not cool at all.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I know it's supposed to be funny.
It wasn't cool at all, no, butthat's what I do.
That's me, that's my innervoice talking, not me.
Oh really.
It just came out and the innervoice in my head is Layne Staley
.
I'm just saying oh my god, doyou know that there's people
that can't hear an inner voice?
Huh, they don't have innermonologue, really.
(06:28):
Yeah, those are people youavoid.
Yeah, just kidding, you guysare great too.
Don't kill me.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, but you can't hear like your thoughts, like
you're going through your brain.
I don't understand why theycan't hear that If you were in
my brain, you would probablymake yourself believe that you
were God.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I do no.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Oh, Mike.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Look, that's not because I'm superior to anybody,
but that's because there's somany things flying around my
head.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We just talked about that Like.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Bruce Almighty.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, yes, yes.
That's what my head sounds like.
I believe it.
I just said to you a littlewhile ago I'm like I want to be
an hour in your brain, justbecause there's like shit
shooting off every direction,like I don't even know what's
happening, like you just have somuch in there.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
My sensors fire so fast, no shit.
And it changes direction in agoddamn blink of an eye.
Every five minutes a squirrel.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, it is.
You just kind of go off indifferent directions.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Squirrels aren't even fast enough, true, that's how
crazy it is.
Yeah, you shoot off indifferent directions.
I'm like huh, wait a minute, weweren't even talking about that
.
What's going on, right?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
now.
I was sitting there yesterdaywith the kid that works for us
and he's like I don't even knowwhere you are right now.
I was like I couldn't evenexplain it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
You haven't caught up yet.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, you haven't caught up.
You never will.
You never will Correct, and Idon't know if that's
intelligence or insanity.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, am I just smarter and Ithink faster and everything
happens faster, or am I insane?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I don't think and I should be clinically no
submitted.
I don't think you're insane, Ithink it's just a.
You have a lot up there and itjust shoots it off.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, the other thing is, there's no filter no zero
filter.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's a negative.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
There is no filter it's coming out and you're gonna
hear about it if you can'thandle anything but the truth,
don't even bother hanging out.
At least my version of thetruth, it's true.
It's not necessarily true.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's just the way I saw it.
If you have no backbone, don'teven bother.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's like you have a wound and I just take my finger
and stick it right in there.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Oh, God yeah.
But, that is for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Like I want to know what are other things that you
think people do but won't admit.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh listen, we can go off on a tangent.
I think there's people thathave inner things that they.
That's not what I'm, I'm notnecessarily talking about
emotionally, anything like that.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm talking about anything Like are there people
that eat garbage?
Now we have hoarders, right,okay, they keep everything.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I'm sure there's people out there, that just.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because they can't, emotionally Correct, detach from
it, right?
My point is what are some ofthe things you think a lot of
people have that they won'tadmit?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
A lot of people have yeah, like hoarding situation
and they know, no, no, I'mlistening.
Habits, oh habits.
Habits my bad okay, habits, ohum, that's a good question I sit
down to pee.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh okay, I'm tired of fucking wiping the seat you're
just damn lazy.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I'm fucking lazy I tell us everybody can't right
now.
Oh, that's awesome, freakinglazy.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I would rather sit down than wipe the seat, because
I'm too lazy to pick the seatup.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Oh, you are just one in a million let me tell you.
Oh boy.
So habits?
Oh, I'm sure there are peoplewho have habits.
So let's see Habits.
What about biting nails?
That's a bad habit.
People want to know Like peoplethat just grind them right down
to nothing.
I know we know a mutual friendoh that just does that who has
no fingernails at all.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I used to bite my nails.
Yeah, do you know why I stopped?
I don't know, covid.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Why did COVID make you stop?
Because I didn't want the Dirton her nails did make me sick.
Oh, my Freak, that's it.
There you go, freak, I am afreak.
I am a freak of nature and aweirdo.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
And I am just like everybody else.
You're just like everybody elseout there.
That's how this is supposed towork, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I stopped biting my nails because of COVID, first of
all, just so you know.
I would come home Because I'min construction, so I was able
to go out and work.
I would come home and wipemyself down with Lysol.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Holy shit, the wipes.
Stop it, swear to God.
Stop it, swear to God.
I would not tell that to anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Why not?
That's what we're supposed todo here.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's the whole point of the show, I know, but
do you your whole body?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
No, my face, my hands and everything.
Oh, okay, I would.
Not only my cock and balls.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Oh God, okay, out there, I smell better too.
Okay, holy shit.
Good god, here we go, wind himup, wind him up.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And she pointed to her babies, holy cow.
But uh, no, I would.
I would come home, okay.
When it first started.
Yep, and they're all like oh mygod, and I'm like this thing
sucks, yeah well, but my son wassick, right.
I'm like I'm not sucks, yeahwell, but my son was sick, right
.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm like I'm not getting sick.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Screw this.
I just started wiping myselfdown with Lysol wipes.
My God, where's the video there?
Yeah, exactly, but I did that,yeah, right, yeah, it's a weird
thing, I do weird shit, yeah,and I guarantee you other other
people do it.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I was gonna say that's probably not as weird as
you think it is, but you're justthinking because you did it.
I'm sure there's people outthere that probably took showers
in lysol during the whole covidthing or just do things weird
like now, like I.
I'm okay, sorry, I didn't meanto interrupt.
There's, there's um people thattalk to themselves, like you
said, all the time.
I see it.
I see it like walking downstreets.
(12:14):
There is someone in town herethat dresses up as a woman and
she's got a boombox on, or hehas a boombox on and he
literally does, dancing all theway down the street like you
know what.
I'm not sure, but good for you.
That dude's loving his life.
He's living his life girl,whatever, we're not going down
(12:35):
there, but I'm just sayingthat's something he does and he
you know, people are just doingtheir own thing.
Doing their own thing, theydon't give a crap.
Good for them.
Yeah, that's how you shouldlive exactly do your own thing.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yep, now there is a social norm that you probably
want to adhere to, but why?
Because it's I don't know.
You know what?
That's a great question.
Why?
One word, why I don't know.
Okay, that's my answer.
I don't know, right.
I don't know why you shouldadhere to it.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Exactly because I was taught that.
Well, okay, I'm gonna give you,I'm gonna go with that, because
we were taught differently thanwhat this world has become.
But at this point, why?
No one's living up to it?
Everyone's doing their ownthing.
Weirdness is is coming out,it's just the norm.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Serious talk.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Great point yeah so like why what we were raised as
it ain't happening anymore.
Oh fuck, no, that's what I'msaying.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
My parents can't even figure out what the hell's
going on with me and I stillsubscribe to the societal norms.
Well, you try to.
Anyway, I try to.
You're right, those are goneRight.
Bye-bye, bye-bye.
It's like Harvard to me wavingbye-bye, jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Here's one thing I think that people I really feel
like people are becoming morelike hypochondriacs because of
like WebMD right.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You can't Google any of your symptoms and all of a
sudden you've got it.
I don't think it's just now, Ithink it's been always.
And people will come in and belike, well, I just did it on
WebMDV and they say I have thispancreatic cancer and I'm like
stop it right now, Stop it.
Oh my God, I have a broken arm.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I can right now stop it.
Oh my god, I have a broken arm.
I could tell stop, I have abroken arm, look at this, look
at me, shake it.
I have a broken arm.
It's so broken.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I saw it on webmd yeah, the web is just the worst.
You're an idiot, but againfalling into people that do that
, like things that people don'twant to know.
You can't tell me that peoplesit home and just do this.
Oh my gosh, the world's comingto an end.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to die.
Oh my gosh, this is going tohappen to that.
Yeah, I think everyone does itbecause no one really wants to
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go out anymore.
Everything's too goddamnexpensive.
No one has social functionsanymore.
So people sit home and just surfthe net.
That's not good either.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Another habit.
It's not a habit, yeah, all thetime.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
All the time you do.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I do.
I look like a ratty.
Oh my god, that is so funny.
I look like a ratty bum, right.
If you saw me, you would thinkI was just a homeless guy.
It's true, it's true, but I dothat because I don't want to
ruin my good clothes.
Yes, that's true.
You know what I mean?
I work in construction anduntil it really smells bad, and
(15:29):
it offends me.
I'm like, okay, that's good.
Yeah, try to wash that side ofmy clothes.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
No, no it doesn't smell yet and it's wearable.
Well, I'm saying, when you getto that point, you have to wash
them.
I'm like, come on Until it getsto that point.
It doesn't smell.
Yet how many days, honestly,have you worn the?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
same clothes in a row , two or three.
Oh, okay, it's not like a week.
I do change my clothes.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I agree, I don't think I've seen anymore of the
same stuff, maybe like two orthree days.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
What did I do yesterday?
Do you know what I mean Correct?
What did I do yesterday?
Do you know what I mean Right,correct?
Did I do anything that wasreally?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
sweaty or gross, disgusting, right?
No, throw them back out andthey're work clothes anyway.
You're right, you don't want toruin your nice clothes.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I don't want to ruin the good clothes, correct.
And then I end up staying inthe work clothes the entire
fucking day.
Yes, so I just look in mycloset, you do, and you never
wear them Ever, and that's whypeople are always like.
When I actually put on niceclothes, they're like oh my god,
you're so handsome.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Okay, well listen, I don't push it that far.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
That happens.
That's why I don't dress up.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Oh, here we go, people.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Because I can't handle compliments?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh no, you doesn't.
That is true, you cannot handlecompliments.
You're like, oh my god, what doI do with that?
I don't know how to say it.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
How do I react?
Compliments legit frighten me.
They do, they frighten me yourface.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
when someone says something, it just goes.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Thumbs up, Thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I can't do it.
It's like swallowing pills justwant to puke.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
There's people that want compliments like they make
them feel better.
You're like retracting.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You're like, uh, I'm running, stop talking to me
first of all, why are youtalking to me in the first place
?
And then, second of all, whyare you?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
giving me a compliment.
I can't take it.
Oh no, it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
The best thing I can do is like oh, thank you so much
, that's very nice of you andinside it's so funny.
The best thing I can do is likeoh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
That's very nice of you.
And inside it's like tearingyou apart.
Tearing you apart, you're liketrying to grasp those words to
come out and say it that's onlybecause I had to practice them
over the, coming back topractice them over the.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
They know what you're going to say.
Oh man, it's so funny, it isawful.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Oh awful, oh, good lord, oh, I also love my own
farts.
Oh god, oh my god, you knowwhat?
You just said that and I had totake our friend home and he
forgot something.
And he opens the door and hegoes holy cow, this truck stinks
.
I go what's going on?
He's like I don't know, itdoesn't smell very good in there
.
I'm like, yeah, well, that'sprobably why no chat with that
fella you love to smell your ownfarts?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
who says that, oh god , I love it, I love it you are
just so warm I fart on purposejust to smell them.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, I do, okay, there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
No, makes me a man I don't think that makes you a man
, I have a club and I will hityou over the head with it and
drag you back to the cave if youdon't agree with me.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
That's awesome.
That is so awesome.
Good luck with that one do youever speak, speaking?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
going back to groceries, you're any store?
Yeah it could be.
You know big stores walmart,target, anything.
Yeah, if you go in there, doyou start looking at people's
carts?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I do me too, wow, and I judge them totally, me too
like why do you have the?
Pens yes oh, you just called meout on that shit.
I never even realized I did it.
But you're right, I'm likewhat's going on, what the whole
episode is about?
You doofus, but you, I neverbrought that to my attention
until you said something.
I'm like I do that, like wow,what's going on?
There?
They only have meats, there'snothing else you're constantly
(19:17):
judging on what they're buyingwhat is happening.
You have no idea what they'redoing where they they're going.
I'm judging.
There's a whole cart of meats.
What's going on?
Where do you get off, right?
Who are you to judge them?
Who am I to judge?
You do, but you can't help it.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
That's where the inner turmoil comes.
I have to have a conversationin my own head with myself Ditto
, you're a dickhead.
Oh, my gosh, that's what I do.
Oh gosh, I will say for myself.
I really do go back and I thinkabout everything that I do and
(19:55):
if I did it the right way or ifI didn't.
So hopefully I change it in thefuture or not.
I don't know.
And maybe what I do is theright thing to do.
Who knows?
I mean, I know judging peopleis based on what's what I did
was the right thing to do.
Who knows?
I mean, I know judging peopleis no Based on what's in their
cart is the right thing to do.
Well, yeah.
Do you think that's why Amazonhas a cart?
Do you think Amazon?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
is judging us.
Can you imagine?
It could very well be.
It could be.
I feel like it is oh my God,they're judging us on our carts.
They very well could be.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I want to hide my cart, yeah right.
The worst part is Amazon can gopeek in my cart but there's
nobody there to have sex with.
No, Jesus.
That's the nice thing about thestores.
That's disgusting.
You're such a pig.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I didn't say one thing.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
You sure?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, I'm pretty positive on that one.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
There is one habit that some people have that I
literally it drives me insane,and that's talking to any animal
, like a baby.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh you, yeah, you got a problem with that.
I will look at it and be likeshut the fuck up.
Yeah, you got a problem withthat, and that's my habit.
I do that because I think ofthem as family and I'm very warm
and fuzzy and, like dogs arevery cute and cuddly, I just
want to, you know, cuddle andfuzzy, and dogs are very cute
and cuddly and I just want tocuddle with them and that's what
I do.
That's not a habit, I don'tthink it's just.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, that's a habit.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
No, it's not, I don't know.
You probably do it to plantstoo, hey.
Mr Planty, I kill plants.
I have no indoor plants.
I will kill them I.
It died.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
No it didn't die.
Your thumb is not green.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Outside is fine, not inside your thumb is brown.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
No, it's not.
Well, when you pull it out ofyour ass, you will Wow.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Did you just actually go there?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, why not?
Wow, this is a funny show.
Oh my god, it's a comedy hour.
It's a comedy hour.
We gotta make jokes.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Okay, Come on.
Yes, I do do.
That's just my way I am.
I think they're all cute andfuzzy and cuddly and I love them
.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Another habit I do have is I don't necessarily
remember everybody's name.
Okay, so everybody's Bud, heyBud, how are you Bud?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Good to see you, bud.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Wow, what's up Bud, Because I can't remember your
fucking name that is so truthful, good for you.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
You know what?
I never, ever, ever realizedthat until now.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Everybody's Bud.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I just thought that was like something you just say
to everybody Now I knowInteresting.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Well, I do say it to everybody Well that's my point.
Even if I know your name, I sayit to you.
That's my point.
But, I do it.
I don't have to remember names.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I don't even have to, it's just diversified across
the board.
Hey, bud, that's how freakinglazy.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I am.
I don't even have to rememberyour name, it's just Bud Holy
shit.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Everybody on this planet's name is Bud.
Oh, it just gets worse andworse.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Females, males, transgender Don't matter, what's
up?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
bud Time out.
You do not call a girl a bud.
No, that cat's out of the bagFor everyone who's listening.
Who knows Ditto?
Now you know why he calls youbud.
He doesn't remember your name,Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Not you, guys, you.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Just called you out on that one.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, you did, but I do.
I do when I don't know yourname.
It's just bud okay hey, what'sup, bud.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It's okay, though I mean, at least you you address
them, because sometimes I I willforget people's names too, I
mean, if you haven't seen him ina while, or whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I mean even the people that and I hate the
people that know me like, hey,how have you been?
I'm like, oh, who the hell areyou where?
Why do I know you?
I'm like, oh, my god, you don'tremember.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, I don't because you don't look the same because
you blew your face off with meth.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh my god I'm just kidding, it did happen once, but
that's a different story.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Let's save that for next time, jesus.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh God, anyway, Teva, yes, thank you for being here.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I missed being on.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I haven't been on forever I told you this was
going to be a funny one it wasgoing to be a funny one, it's a
Friday afternoon, I'm in a goodmood.
Yep, I am tired as hell.
Yep, me too.
Hell from the long work weekyeah.
And we still have to get thisdone.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I know and get it for all of our fans that don't
listen.
I've missed everyone.
I've been traveling.
What's up everybody.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yes, and Sammy J Sammy.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
J.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
How you doing.
I don't know.
I think that was it.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I think we're good.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, we are.
We're at the end.
So, as always, be good.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
I want to give a shout out tomy buddy, larry over at
Legendary Graphics.
He designed our logo for us.
It came out fantastic.
He does wraps, he does allkinds of customized stuff for
(24:58):
you.
If you get a chance, go toLegendarycom.
That's Legendarycom, check itout for anything you need.
All right guys, thanks, be good.
So keep doing me.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
Thanks for checking out ourshow today.
Hope you enjoyed it.
If you did, subscribe to us, wecan hook up, interact.
You can tell us what you likeabout the show, talk about what
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you don't, to make the showbetter for you guys.
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Alright, as always, everybodybe good.
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