October 7, 2025 • 26 mins
Bad-day energy hit like a freight train, and we decided to ride it—full throttle, zero filter, and just enough humor to keep the wheels on. We start before sunrise with the Apple Harvest fritter mission, a line that refuses to move, and the kind of small-town chaos that turns into family lore. From there we plunge into the noisy churn of social feeds, a headline spiral that somehow says a lot while telling us nothing, and the creeping feeling that scrolling offers connection without the comfort of being known.
We get honest about the middle-age shift—less patience, more pattern recognition, and the urge to bail on conversations that don’t go anywhere. Is it cynicism, or just wisdom with sore feet? We debate whether scrolling equals loneliness, how broken processes at work drain our empathy, and why the simplest systems—paperwork done right, lines that move fairly—can keep whole communities sane. There’s real texture here: the smell of fritters before dawn, the stress of a warehouse with no documentation, and a kid turning pastries into pocket money. It’s local and human in all the ways the internet can’t fake.
We even poke at the “prophecy” angle—The Simpsons, Back to the Future, E.T.—and ask whether pop culture predicts the future or just mirrors our anxieties so precisely that it feels like foresight. Either way, we land on the same truth: stories shape how we see the world. If our feeds train us to expect outrage, we’ll find it everywhere. So we practice a different habit—trade spectacle for substance, swap doomscrolling for a call or a walk, and keep one eye out for the little rituals that make life feel real again.
If this hit home, subscribe, share it with a friend who needs a laugh, and leave a review with your take: does scrolling make you feel connected or alone? We’re listening—and we’ll bring the fritters next time.
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SPEAKER_01 (00:13):
Hey everybody, welcome to Saki Toomie.
Hey everybody, it's Deto.
Welcome back to Saki To Me,where we connect people to
people, even if it means beingpissed off at everything and
anything in life, as I usuallyam.
I'm here with T Bot.
SPEAKER_05 (00:29):
Hey, hey.
SPEAKER_01 (00:30):
We are here today and we are gonna talk about
anything and everything that isbothering me.
Because it's just one of themepisodes.
We're already late.
We suck at being a group.
Let's face it.
Hey, don't put us into thisparticular pants tonight.
Oh you got no idea what crankypants is.
East.
(00:50):
This is as cranky as you willever see me.
SPEAKER_05 (00:53):
Yay me.
SPEAKER_01 (00:54):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05 (00:55):
Why do I get stuck with you?
Don't even start.
SPEAKER_01 (00:59):
Don't even start.
God, I can't do this anymore.
I can't.
I won't.
Today was one of those dayswhere you just want to choke
somebody.
SPEAKER_04 (01:08):
Yeah, I had those days too today.
SPEAKER_01 (01:09):
It doesn't matter who it is.
It doesn't even matter whetheryou like the person, you don't
like the person, it doesn'tcare.
Just choke somebody.
Just fucking chill them.
Chuck them all day long.
All day long, foot up a dog'sass.
SPEAKER_04 (01:21):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (01:21):
That's what today was.
SPEAKER_04 (01:22):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (01:23):
I did not care for today.
SPEAKER_04 (01:25):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (01:26):
I had to get out.
I had to come home.
I'm still not over it.
SPEAKER_04 (01:29):
That's quite apparent.
SPEAKER_01 (01:30):
I have not gotten over yet.
And I'm okay with saying that.
And you know what the craziestpart was?
SPEAKER_04 (01:36):
Oh, tell us.
SPEAKER_01 (01:37):
I feel like everyone else felt the same way.
SPEAKER_04 (01:39):
I know I had a bad day too today.
unknown (01:41):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (01:41):
I think everybody did.
SPEAKER_04 (01:42):
I think it was is it a full moon?
It's a full moon.
SPEAKER_01 (01:44):
It was a harvest moon.
SPEAKER_04 (01:46):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (01:46):
It was a harvest moon last night.
SPEAKER_04 (01:48):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (01:49):
And everything went awry today.
SPEAKER_04 (01:51):
That'll explain it.
SPEAKER_01 (01:53):
I was just so pissed.
I'm still so pissed, and I justwant to be pissed, and I just
want to fucking piss the fuckingpiss out of pissed.
unknown (01:59):
Oh.
SPEAKER_01 (01:59):
Wow.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_03 (02:01):
Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01 (02:02):
Bulls my skirt up.
Wow.
Tell you that for free.
SPEAKER_03 (02:04):
This is gonna be a great episode.
SPEAKER_01 (02:06):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03 (02:08):
Wow.
Jeez.
SPEAKER_01 (02:11):
You ever notice that everybody talks about everything
but doesn't do anything?
They don't say anything.
SPEAKER_04 (02:17):
What does that mean in getting away from the case?
SPEAKER_01 (02:18):
It's like they just regurgitate shit.
He's like, shut the fuck up.
SPEAKER_04 (02:24):
Oh man.
SPEAKER_01 (02:25):
Oh man.
And then your your feet is justfilled with crap.
Who cares about Mark Sanchezgetting stabbed in the face?
SPEAKER_05 (02:35):
Well, we don't really know the whole thing.
SPEAKER_01 (02:37):
That was either sex or drugs.
SPEAKER_05 (02:39):
I will agree there's something definitely sketchy
about what happened.
SPEAKER_01 (02:43):
The guy wouldn't blow him, so he stabbed him.
SPEAKER_05 (02:45):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01 (02:46):
Either way, either way, Sanchez got poked.
SPEAKER_05 (02:49):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (02:50):
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Seriously.
Oh boy.
That's what it boils down to.
SPEAKER_05 (02:53):
Okay.
Well, he did, but I'm glad he'sokay.
He didn't die, but yeah, there'ssomething sketchy about that
whole thing.
SPEAKER_01 (02:59):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (03:00):
Dance down something does not add up at all.
SPEAKER_01 (03:03):
Nothing adds up.
And why is it such a huge thing?
SPEAKER_05 (03:06):
Because it's Mark Sanchez.
SPEAKER_01 (03:08):
I can't go down my feed without seeing stuff that
sucks.
SPEAKER_05 (03:11):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (03:11):
What is the real shit?
SPEAKER_04 (03:13):
That's life.
SPEAKER_01 (03:13):
What's really happening?
What is really happening?
SPEAKER_04 (03:16):
Well, there's an apple horse festival going on.
SPEAKER_01 (03:19):
Oh god.
That's not what I meant.
SPEAKER_04 (03:22):
That's really happening.
SPEAKER_01 (03:23):
It is really happening.
SPEAKER_04 (03:25):
So you asked me.
I gave you the answer.
SPEAKER_01 (03:28):
That's what started my day.
I had to go get fritters, whichare world famous, by the way.
SPEAKER_03 (03:32):
They are world famous.
SPEAKER_01 (03:33):
Apple harvest, world famous fritters.
SPEAKER_03 (03:36):
The best.
SPEAKER_01 (03:37):
They are worth the wait.
They are absolutely delightful.
Yep.
And if you haven't had them,sucks for you.
Because they're phenomenal.
SPEAKER_02 (03:46):
They are.
SPEAKER_01 (03:47):
They are just phenomenal.
And if you haven't, do dude, goto Southern Connecticut.
Yep.
Get your Apple Harvest frittersright now.
Just do it.
Because that's what it's allabout.
SPEAKER_04 (03:56):
Yep.
Totally.
SPEAKER_01 (03:57):
But you go there at six o'clock in the morning, and
these goofuses, they order like36 dozen.
SPEAKER_03 (04:05):
Oh, yeah, they're not supposed to do that.
That holds up the entire line.
SPEAKER_01 (04:09):
Holds up the entire line.
Yep.
And I get it.
But they're supposed to callthem in.
And there's those should be madeon a side.
SPEAKER_04 (04:16):
Toast.
Right.
Yeah, great.
SPEAKER_01 (04:18):
You should be churning these people out
totally.
Two dozen at a time.
Yep.
Two dozen at a time.
Just keep going.
Keep going.
Move it along.
Move it along.
And my kid is so happy.
SPEAKER_02 (04:27):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (04:27):
That the apple harvest is here.
And he's he's buying fritters.
He's bringing them to school.
I think he's selling them likethey're drugs or something.
SPEAKER_05 (04:35):
So funny.
SPEAKER_01 (04:36):
He's like, I got him hooked, Dad.
Dad, I got him hooked.
SPEAKER_04 (04:40):
That's awesome.
SPEAKER_01 (04:40):
He's like, oh, there you go, kid.
So for a week of the year,you're gonna make some money?
SPEAKER_04 (04:44):
Exactly.
Awesome.
You should be a littleentrepreneur.
SPEAKER_01 (04:47):
You should be wealthy by the time you're dead.
SPEAKER_05 (04:53):
I can't believe you didn't said that.
SPEAKER_01 (04:55):
35 minutes.
Kids leave kids leave forschool.
SPEAKER_05 (04:59):
Oh, that's a lot.
SPEAKER_01 (05:00):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (05:01):
Yeah, that's a long time.
SPEAKER_01 (05:02):
I mean, you don't even wait that long when you're
actually at the festival and getin the line.
SPEAKER_05 (05:07):
Yeah, that's true.
That's a long time.
SPEAKER_01 (05:09):
35 minutes is a long time.
SPEAKER_05 (05:11):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (05:11):
And I'm like, son of a bitch, where is he?
And now I park on a side where Ican see through the booths, but
I can only see certain people.
And all of a sudden he all I seehim and he goes, and I missed
him.
So then I see all these otherpeople, and they're coming out.
I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Where the hell did he go?
He comes walking with his twothings, gets back in the truck.
(05:34):
He's like, I don't know why hejust wouldn't go for me, Dad.
Dad, I don't know why youwouldn't just stay in line.
Like, first of all, at sixo'clock in the morning, I hate
people.
SPEAKER_02 (05:43):
You hate them.
SPEAKER_01 (05:44):
And I certainly don't want to see anybody I
know.
So I don't want to talk toanybody.
It's six in the morning and waitfor these fritters, which are
delicious.
But I'm like, no, you want them,you go.
I'm paying for them.
You go get them.
SPEAKER_04 (05:58):
And you're so wonderful first thing in the
morning.
SPEAKER_01 (06:00):
Oh, I am awful.
I am awful.
So, but that's how my daystarted.
SPEAKER_04 (06:05):
Okay.
Right.
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (06:07):
And then, you know, without getting into details,
nothing went right after that.
SPEAKER_04 (06:13):
Yep.
SPEAKER_01 (06:14):
Not one thing.
I was ready to lose it onfriends, families, dogs, cats.
Didn't matter.
I was ready to just squeeze themby the neck.
SPEAKER_02 (06:25):
Oh shit, shit.
SPEAKER_01 (06:29):
So bad today.
So bad.
SPEAKER_02 (06:31):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (06:31):
And I couldn't it, but it wasn't just me.
I was getting phone calls fromall kinds of other people and
text messages like today is sucha terrible day.
SPEAKER_03 (06:40):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (06:41):
I'm like, I know.
I know.
Please stop bothering me.
It's awful.
SPEAKER_03 (06:46):
Yep.
SPEAKER_01 (06:47):
I don't need to know how bad your day is.
My day is bad too.
Dick.
SPEAKER_03 (06:52):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (06:52):
Yeah, I was not happy.
I was not happy.
Then I come home, I'm trying toput together a podcast, and all
I get is this stupid shit aboutMark Sanchez everywhere.
Who cares?
The guy butt fumbled.
SPEAKER_05 (07:04):
Oh.
SPEAKER_01 (07:04):
He's definitely gay.
SPEAKER_05 (07:06):
God.
SPEAKER_01 (07:07):
Holy cow.
Holy moly.
You tried to get some sex from atrucker who's horny.
SPEAKER_05 (07:13):
Okay.
Let's not.
You don't even know that is eventrue.
Why are you saying that?
SPEAKER_01 (07:17):
Who else holds up a fry oil truck?
SPEAKER_05 (07:20):
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (07:21):
Mark Sanchez?
He didn't hold up the truck.
He was trying to get laid.
SPEAKER_05 (07:26):
Oh my god.
I you know what?
That's that is not the truth,I'm sure.
Don't speculate that.
SPEAKER_01 (07:32):
I bet you I'm closer to the truth than anything on
the internet is.
SPEAKER_05 (07:35):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01 (07:36):
It's definitely sex.
SPEAKER_05 (07:37):
I don't think that easy button.
SPEAKER_01 (07:39):
Yeah, because truckers truckers all over the
road aren't doing just weirdthings like bathhouses and but
Mark Sanchez isn't a trucker.
Nobody's gay.
SPEAKER_05 (07:48):
What does that have to do with anything?
SPEAKER_01 (07:50):
He's looking for a trucker to bang him.
SPEAKER_05 (07:51):
Oh my god.
Can we change subjects, please?
SPEAKER_01 (07:54):
Okay.
SPEAKER_05 (07:54):
Thank you.
Holy shit.
Alright, so what really happenedtoday?
I know I had a shitty day, too.
SPEAKER_01 (08:00):
Oh, did you?
Not really.
SPEAKER_05 (08:03):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (08:04):
Because it's just gonna depress me and maybe any
more upset.
SPEAKER_05 (08:06):
We just had to hear about your 10-minute bad day.
SPEAKER_01 (08:09):
I'm the talent.
You're just the the wingman.
SPEAKER_05 (08:14):
Ooh, okay.
I see how this goes.
SPEAKER_01 (08:16):
Go ahead.
If you want to tell us aboutyour day, fine.
SPEAKER_05 (08:19):
No, it's fine.
I guess.
SPEAKER_01 (08:20):
No, tell us all about it.
I bet you sat at your house,worked on your computer, hated
everybody that was not aroundyou, you didn't have to talk to,
got pissed, went and got yournails done, and then came over
here and podcasted.
That's pretty much what I thinkyour day was like.
SPEAKER_05 (08:36):
Okay.
Well, damn, I don't gotta sayanything because you got it all
wrapped up.
SPEAKER_01 (08:40):
Am I close?
unknown (08:41):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (08:42):
Am I at least close?
SPEAKER_05 (08:43):
Well, kind of half of it is, but you don't really
know what happened.
I did talk to a lot of peopletoday.
I never was off the phone.
My job was very, very, verystressful today.
And there was stuff that cameinto the warehouse and had no
paperwork.
Yeah.
No paperwork.
Out! And then they were sendingmore things tonight with no
paperwork.
(09:04):
Everyone was flipping out.
It's not how you run awarehouse.
It's just not how you do it.
SPEAKER_01 (09:08):
So I do it.
SPEAKER_05 (09:10):
Yeah, it was a lot of stress.
SPEAKER_01 (09:11):
You know what else I don't have?
What?
A warehouse.
SPEAKER_05 (09:14):
No, you don't.
SPEAKER_01 (09:15):
I don't have a warehouse.
Because if I did, I wouldn't.
Because that's the way I wouldrun it.
And it would be awful.
You can't.
There is no common sense left inthe world anymore.
And I want to just punch peoplein the face sometimes.
SPEAKER_04 (09:31):
Okay.
Just put them.
Well then go ahead.
See where see where that getsyou.
Bring them out.
SPEAKER_05 (09:35):
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (09:36):
Wow.
SPEAKER_05 (09:38):
Holy Christ.
Can we let's like talk aboutsomething fun.
SPEAKER_01 (09:42):
Tell you that for free.
What do you there isn't anythingfun to talk about?
That's the biggest problem.
That's why we started thispodcast right here, this episode
right here, because there isn'tanything fun.
And what the fuck are wemissing?
What is wrong with life rightnow?
That there's nothing fun.
The only fun thing we can talkabout, as far as I am concerned,
is the Patriots beats the Bills.
SPEAKER_05 (10:03):
Oh god.
That's it.
Here we go.
SPEAKER_01 (10:05):
Other than that, forget it.
SPEAKER_05 (10:06):
It always comes back to your damn Patriots.
Who gives a flying fuck?
Seriously.
SPEAKER_01 (10:12):
Probably millions of people.
I don't think it's millions ofpeople, but it's millions and
millions of Patriot fans.
Okay.
SPEAKER_05 (10:21):
Slightly exaggerated, but okay.
We're not gonna talk about mygiants though, so go ahead.
SPEAKER_01 (10:26):
I don't know.
It's just I can't take scrollinganymore.
And it's like the more I scroll,the lonelier I get.
Do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04 (10:34):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (10:35):
It's like, what is this all about?
What is going on?
And why aren't people talkingabout it more?
Like, why is it so lonely tojust sit there and scroll on
your phone?
SPEAKER_05 (10:46):
I don't think it's lonely.
SPEAKER_01 (10:47):
Oh, it's definitely lonely.
SPEAKER_05 (10:49):
So you're saying everyone who scrolls on their
phone is lonely?
SPEAKER_01 (10:52):
Well, look at it this way.
SPEAKER_05 (10:54):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (10:55):
If you are out there on social media, right, people
are gonna comment and say thingsthat may be bad, maybe good, who
knows?
God forbid you're on a datingsite and somebody finds out,
right?
It's like now you gotta explainit.
And it's like, so it's like justkeep to yourself, and all you do
is put your head down, look atyour phone, and scroll.
You're fucking lonely.
(11:15):
You're lonely.
Otherwise, you wouldn't youwouldn't even be on there.
SPEAKER_05 (11:18):
Or you just don't want to butt into anyone's
business and you want to mindyour own.
SPEAKER_01 (11:21):
Because you're lonely.
SPEAKER_05 (11:22):
No, I don't I don't think that's true.
SPEAKER_01 (11:24):
No, it's 100% true.
No, it's not, and nobody wantsto.
People would rather just sit intheir room with their jammies
on, in their bed, snuggled upwith a hot blanket.
SPEAKER_05 (11:33):
That sounds really good.
SPEAKER_01 (11:35):
Lonely bitch.
SPEAKER_05 (11:36):
No, sir.
Sometimes people like to be bythemselves, they don't need to
be on point 24-7.
Look, it and if they want toscroll on their phone, it
doesn't mean they're lonely.
SPEAKER_01 (11:45):
I'm the world's biggest introvert.
You would never know it.
SPEAKER_05 (11:48):
No, you would never know.
SPEAKER_01 (11:49):
You would never know it by talking to me yourself.
SPEAKER_05 (11:51):
That is a true story.
SPEAKER_01 (11:52):
I want to be left alone.
I know.
I hate people.
You piss me off, and I just getangered, and then I do something
stupid.
That's true.
Seriously.
SPEAKER_04 (12:07):
That is true.
SPEAKER_01 (12:08):
And all I want to do is sit in my house and do
nothing.
Watch TV.
SPEAKER_05 (12:13):
There's nothing wrong with that.
Doesn't it?
SPEAKER_01 (12:14):
Scroll.
That's loneliness.
No, it's not.
SPEAKER_05 (12:18):
No, it is not.
Everyone needs to have their ownprivate time.
I want everyone who Harley, hearme out.
I don't want anybody around.
That's fine.
I hate you all.
No, you really don't hate usall.
So that's a really big, broadstatement.
SPEAKER_01 (12:33):
I have a large dislike for most of you.
SPEAKER_05 (12:36):
That is a lie, also.
Okay.
So I don't know what who youwere trying to prove, what
you're trying to say here.
It's a bunch of bullshit.
Anyway.
SPEAKER_01 (12:44):
I love these fake friends that are on my podcast.
Not my podcast, but on my uhsocial media and stuff.
Like, you don't even know who Iam.
I just I basically just click onyou because you're hot.
SPEAKER_05 (12:55):
That's true.
SPEAKER_01 (12:56):
Like, if you go through my friends right now,
they're all hot chicks.
I don't even know them.
I don't even know who they are.
Never spoke a word to them.
Never said anything.
SPEAKER_05 (13:06):
That is true because I watched you do it.
SPEAKER_01 (13:08):
Yeah, it's like stupid.
No, y'all, you're you're aroundthe area and you're good
looking.
SPEAKER_05 (13:13):
So there were qualifications too to that.
I think you made up some kind ofstuff.
I had a friend.
unknown (13:17):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (13:20):
I've never spoken a word to you.
Why are we even friends onFacebook?
What the shit?
This whole world is going tohell in a handbag.
SPEAKER_05 (13:28):
It is not.
SPEAKER_01 (13:30):
Is it listen?
And we're missing something, bythe way.
We are missing something.
SPEAKER_05 (13:35):
Let's go.
We are.
What are we missing?
SPEAKER_01 (13:37):
I don't know.
Oh.
I'm trying to figure out.
SPEAKER_05 (13:39):
I thought you're gonna follow that up with
something.
SPEAKER_01 (13:41):
No, I I'm gonna follow it up.
I'm saying to you now, I willfigure out what the fuck we're
missing.
Oh boy.
It's something we're missing.
It's gonna be huge.
It's probably like a war or someshit is coming.
SPEAKER_05 (13:51):
People grab your popcorn.
This ought to be good.
SPEAKER_01 (13:53):
Yeah, sit by your sit by your uh radios.
Because you know, we have such afucking pristine schedule.
Because you're because you'reall every Tuesday, no matter
what.
Can't even get anybody in thestudio to sit down and record
with me.
SPEAKER_05 (14:06):
That is a lie.
That is a bold-faced lie.
SPEAKER_01 (14:10):
I want to say this out loud right now.
I want anybody out there that'slistening.
If anybody is listening, which Iknow you are, but I want to go
on a radio show or anotherpodcast or something.
I want to be invited, I want tobe contacted, I want to know, I
want to go out there, and I wantto bring my talents to South
Beach.
SPEAKER_05 (14:31):
Holy shit, people like LeBron.
SPEAKER_01 (14:39):
But I've been but I've been watching.
So here we are, here we are inConnecticut, and we have this
one radio station, 95-7.
SPEAKER_02 (14:46):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (14:46):
And Courtney's on there every morning.
SPEAKER_02 (14:48):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (14:48):
And they keep doing this second day update.
Yes, I saw it.
They do, they do something, theydo another one, like I forget
what it is.
I want to be, I want to be, Iwant to be the that Jeff guy.
SPEAKER_03 (14:58):
Oh, yeah, he's funny.
SPEAKER_01 (14:59):
As they do it, oh man, he's like, I'm like, Jeff,
come on, step it up.
Step up your game here, pal.
SPEAKER_05 (15:05):
Come on, step up your game.
It's actually pretty funny.
SPEAKER_01 (15:07):
I want to go on there and I just want to be, I
want to call in.
unknown (15:11):
Oh god.
SPEAKER_01 (15:12):
I just want to call in and talk to Courtney.
SPEAKER_03 (15:14):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01 (15:15):
On that thing.
Come on, let me be on the seconddate update thing.
This is funny.
I got I got questions and I gotanswers that are already
answered.
What the heck can the worstthing is, the more I look at it,
the more I I watch like thatone, the more of them pop up.
(15:36):
Oh yeah, they all do now.
SPEAKER_05 (15:37):
I did the same thing.
SPEAKER_01 (15:38):
How fucking lame.
SPEAKER_05 (15:41):
No, it's just because you're it's lame.
It's not lame.
SPEAKER_01 (15:43):
You're you're ripping it off.
You can't even come up with yourown shit.
SPEAKER_05 (15:47):
Well, I guess.
SPEAKER_01 (15:48):
Come on.
SPEAKER_05 (15:49):
Well, that goes to the scrolling people because
they're losers.
Is that what you said?
People that scroll are losers.
SPEAKER_01 (15:53):
Yeah, no, I said they're lonely.
I didn't say they're losers.
SPEAKER_05 (15:57):
Sorry, wrong L word.
They're lonely.
SPEAKER_01 (16:00):
You have to understand what you're saying
because when you say things likethat, you will sound goofy.
SPEAKER_04 (16:05):
No, sir.
SPEAKER_01 (16:06):
You just did.
SPEAKER_04 (16:06):
No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_01 (16:08):
They're not losers.
They're lonely.
SPEAKER_04 (16:11):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (16:12):
So there's a huge difference there.
SPEAKER_04 (16:13):
Is there?
SPEAKER_01 (16:14):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (16:15):
Okay.
What's the difference?
SPEAKER_01 (16:16):
People that are lonely are not losers.
SPEAKER_05 (16:18):
Okay, but why do you make them why are they lonely
then?
Why do you think they're lonely?
SPEAKER_01 (16:22):
Because they're scrolling.
SPEAKER_05 (16:23):
Because they're scrolling.
That makes them lonely becausethey're scrolling.
Back to what I was sayingbefore.
SPEAKER_01 (16:29):
They are lonely because people are becoming
detached more and more and moreand more.
People are just becomingdetached.
SPEAKER_05 (16:35):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (16:36):
And dude, why aren't you on a dating website?
You're a beautiful woman.
How come you're not out there?
I don't want to deal withlosers.
So shut up.
That's exactly why.
That's why they're lonely.
That's exactly why they'relonely.
That's why they're scrolling.
SPEAKER_05 (16:51):
Uh well, I guess I'm gonna do a difference of opinion
on that one.
SPEAKER_01 (16:54):
What are you gonna do?
Go out at our age and try andfind somebody that doesn't have
baggage?
SPEAKER_05 (16:58):
Everyone has baggage.
SPEAKER_01 (16:59):
No shit.
Who wants to deal with it?
SPEAKER_05 (17:02):
Well, I don't know.
It depends on what it's like.
That's not true.
That's not true at all.
Depends upon the baggage.
SPEAKER_01 (17:08):
It doesn't depend upon the baggage.
Of course it does.
Nobody wants to deal with thatshit.
SPEAKER_05 (17:12):
What what kind of baggage are we talking about
here?
SPEAKER_01 (17:14):
I I don't know.
It depends.
It goes from person to person.
I don't know what baggage we'retalking about.
Well, you But you just saideverybody has baggage.
And nobody wants to deal withit.
SPEAKER_05 (17:23):
I didn't say that.
SPEAKER_01 (17:24):
I got my own baggage.
I don't expect anybody to wantto deal with this shit.
Do you know what I mean?
True story.
So?
SPEAKER_05 (17:31):
True story.
SPEAKER_01 (17:32):
Nobody wants to deal with this nonsense.
SPEAKER_04 (17:34):
Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01 (17:35):
I'm like, I gotta get my shit together somehow.
And by the time I do, I'll bedead.
SPEAKER_04 (17:40):
Oh, that's that's great.
Good future for you.
SPEAKER_01 (17:43):
Yeah, this is my life now.
SPEAKER_04 (17:45):
Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01 (17:45):
Basically, I'm living my life in reverse.
SPEAKER_03 (17:47):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (17:48):
I had the good time up front, and now it's time to
just sit here and die.
SPEAKER_03 (17:52):
Wow.
Well, hey, Christ knowing you, Iguess.
SPEAKER_01 (17:54):
That's life.
SPEAKER_03 (17:59):
It's been real.
SPEAKER_01 (18:00):
It's like, go ahead, take everything from me.
I'm gonna die anyway.
SPEAKER_05 (18:03):
Wow.
We are like really in a real ruttonight.
I got stuck with you.
I told you.
Damn it.
I warned you.
I've been away for 10 days.
I don't need to come back tothis shit.
Holy cow.
SPEAKER_01 (18:15):
I legit told you before you even came in here.
SPEAKER_05 (18:17):
Oh my god.
Yeah, but this I thought youwould kind of grab, you know,
get out of it slowly, but youare just like sinking and keep
you keep going.
Holy cow.
Come on, snap out of it.
SPEAKER_01 (18:29):
Okay, how?
SPEAKER_05 (18:30):
I don't know.
Figure it out.
SPEAKER_01 (18:31):
Where's my slim gym?
SPEAKER_05 (18:33):
There is one in the kitchen.
SPEAKER_01 (18:35):
There is one in the kitchen.
SPEAKER_05 (18:38):
Proved your ass wrong.
SPEAKER_02 (18:44):
You can't.
SPEAKER_01 (18:46):
It's like here we are debating this, and you it's
like I'm I'm surprised we getalong as well as we do talking
about this stuff.
Because it's like cancel cultureis so huge.
It's like, dude, that Mandelaeffect.
SPEAKER_04 (19:01):
Oh yeah.
You know that?
SPEAKER_01 (19:02):
Whereas Tony Tigers Tony Tig Tony the Tiger's nose
was black.
SPEAKER_04 (19:06):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (19:06):
Now it's blue.
SPEAKER_04 (19:07):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (19:08):
But it was black.
SPEAKER_04 (19:08):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (19:09):
And growing up, it was black.
Don't fucking lie to me.
And don't tell me that therewasn't a cornucopia on the fruit
of the loom's underwear.
SPEAKER_04 (19:16):
There was totally a fuck ball on there.
Fuck off.
SPEAKER_01 (19:20):
You know what's next?
Is the S in like realize.
Oh, that's stupid.
It's coming because A I can'tspell.
Absolutely stupid.
I'm getting fucking tired of it.
Yeah.
And they're gonna at some pointthey're gonna tell us, no,
realize was always spelled withan S.
SPEAKER_05 (19:35):
Yeah, that's not true.
SPEAKER_01 (19:36):
No, it wasn't.
SPEAKER_05 (19:37):
No, you just pull up a Webster's dictionary because
they can't throw those thingsaway because they're like hard
copies.
SPEAKER_01 (19:42):
Or surprise.
SPEAKER_05 (19:43):
Oh, yeah, that's another one.
SPEAKER_01 (19:44):
No, it's got a Z in there.
SPEAKER_05 (19:46):
Yeah, it does.
SPEAKER_01 (19:47):
You watch.
Oh, I believe that.
Correct.
Z is gonna be like Pluto, theplanet.
They're just gonna be pretendlike it never existed.
Oh, Pluto's not really a planet,it's just a ball of gases.
SPEAKER_05 (19:59):
Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_01 (20:00):
Oh, Z never really existed.
We use that for Ozarks oranything like that.
SPEAKER_05 (20:04):
How do you spell that one?
SPEAKER_01 (20:06):
O-S-A-R-K-S.
SPEAKER_05 (20:09):
Osarks?
SPEAKER_01 (20:10):
Ozarks.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (20:11):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (20:11):
Well, most losers spell loser with two O's.
SPEAKER_05 (20:14):
Yeah, that is.
SPEAKER_01 (20:18):
If you spell loser with two O's, you're a fucking
loser.
I'm sorry.
That's the only way I can go.
SPEAKER_02 (20:25):
I can't.
SPEAKER_01 (20:26):
I can't.
Yeah.
I got I'm on one today.
I'm on one today.
SPEAKER_04 (20:29):
Oh man.
SPEAKER_01 (20:31):
I can't take this shit anymore.
I can't.
I won't.
unknown (20:33):
Oh god.
SPEAKER_01 (20:34):
Blue my skirt up.
SPEAKER_05 (20:36):
Oh man.
Jesus.
What the hell is happening?
SPEAKER_01 (20:42):
Everything.
You know, I was thinking aboutit.
I feel like this is what middleaged actually is.
You just feel like the worldjust falls on top of you.
SPEAKER_05 (20:50):
That's not true.
SPEAKER_01 (20:51):
No, it is true.
It's 100% true.
SPEAKER_05 (20:53):
Listen, everyone has bad days.
SPEAKER_01 (20:55):
No, I know that.
SPEAKER_05 (20:56):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01 (20:56):
I'm talking about middle aged, not today.
unknown (20:58):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (20:59):
Middle aged is about 40.
40 to 50.
Somewhere in that area.
SPEAKER_05 (21:03):
Uh yeah, give or take, right.
SPEAKER_01 (21:04):
And the entire world begins to you feel like the
entire world begins to fall onyou.
SPEAKER_05 (21:08):
No, it's because you just lose more patience because
you've seen a lot in your inyour age and you're like, I
can't deal with this crapanymore.
So we're all idiots and jerks.
Like that's pretty much what itcomes down to.
So it doesn't the world isn'tcoming crapping down, calling
crapping down on you.
I think it's just the fact thatlike I have no patience for
anybody.
So that means maybe that's whyeveryone comes out and says that
every single day that passes inmy 40s, yes, I feel more and
(21:32):
more in tune with MichaelDouglas and falling down.
SPEAKER_01 (21:37):
That was a good movie.
It was.
He just lost his shit.
Well, he he should have.
And now I'm understanding, like,holy shit.
And then you ask yourself, isare they telling us what's real?
And we just don't understand it.
It's like Hollywood has beentelling us things for years and
we don't listen.
(21:58):
We just take it asentertainment.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that was great.
Yeah.
And next thing you know, it'sfucking happening.
SPEAKER_05 (22:05):
Holy shit, balls.
Well, give me an example ofthat.
SPEAKER_01 (22:10):
I can't right now.
unknown (22:11):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (22:13):
I have a bunch of them.
SPEAKER_04 (22:14):
Okay.
Just something that doesn't cometo the top of your head right
now.
SPEAKER_01 (22:18):
Well, no, Matt Groening does.
His his whole time travelerpersona.
Okay.
He does it.
There are things that have beendone that have been called.
Like even in Back to the Future,when they they figure the Cubs
are gonna win in a certain year.
Oh it's like, wow, what thefuck?
How do you know this?
And it's like you don't see itas it's happening.
(22:40):
But then afterwards you have tolook back and you're like, what?
It's like, were they telling usthis?
And there's a lot of things thathappened, and I can go on and
on.
And once I put all my I wasn'tready for this, this isn't on my
notes, so I don't really know.
But there's just two points.
SPEAKER_05 (22:55):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (22:56):
That I'm like, seriously, Simpsons have nailed
it.
SPEAKER_05 (23:00):
Oh, right.
SPEAKER_01 (23:01):
For years.
SPEAKER_05 (23:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (23:02):
And I you gotta, you gotta sit there and you gotta be
like, what's going on with thisguy?
SPEAKER_05 (23:07):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (23:07):
Right?
But then there's there's justall kinds of other things that
Hollywood has done over theyears.
Yeah.
Like even with E.T.
The extraterrestrial, right?
There's aliens.
SPEAKER_04 (23:18):
Of course there's.
SPEAKER_01 (23:19):
Like, were they trying to tell us something
without us knowing?
SPEAKER_03 (23:22):
Could be.
SPEAKER_01 (23:23):
You know what I mean?
Could be.
It's like how much does artimitate life, or does life
imitate art?
That whole debate right therestarts and ends the fact that it
is real.
SPEAKER_04 (23:34):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (23:35):
It's real.
SPEAKER_04 (23:36):
No, I agree.
I totally 100% agree.
SPEAKER_01 (23:38):
It's like somebody knows something, somebody has a
plan for something.
I don't know who or what, butJesus Christ, it does crazy.
SPEAKER_05 (23:44):
Yeah, it seems a little far-fetched, but you're
correct.
It's just too many weird thingsthat happen that add up to weird
things.
SPEAKER_01 (23:51):
Too many weird fucking things.
SPEAKER_05 (23:53):
Right.
Right.
Agree.
100% agree.
SPEAKER_01 (23:56):
So I don't know.
We are getting to the endthough.
SPEAKER_05 (23:58):
Well, I hope your day, the rest of your day,
asshole.
Yeah, okay, we've got that.
We understand totally.
You spent the whole time.
SPEAKER_01 (24:05):
Then why are you yelling at me?
SPEAKER_05 (24:07):
All I said was I hope I was gonna say hope your
day in the rest of your day goesbetter.
Whatever's left of it.
SPEAKER_01 (24:12):
I gotta hire a hooker.
SPEAKER_05 (24:14):
Oh my god, take that out of the podcast.
SPEAKER_01 (24:17):
No, I'm gonna leave it in there because it's funny.
I'm not really gonna hire ahooker.
Because that would just first ofall, I wouldn't even know where
to get a hooker.
SPEAKER_03 (24:26):
Oh, thank god.
I wouldn't know where to findone.
That's the one reason they'reholding you back.
SPEAKER_01 (24:30):
Yeah.
It would take me like three daysto get one.
By then I'd be like, I'm overit.
SPEAKER_05 (24:38):
You never take too much time.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (24:41):
I lost patience.
Sorry.
SPEAKER_01 (24:43):
Sorry, I'm asleep.
Sorry.
No.
Maybe next weekend.
Do you like fritters?
I'm an idiot.
Yes, you are.
All right, we are at the end ofit.
SPEAKER_04 (25:01):
Oh no.
SPEAKER_01 (25:02):
So after all that.
SPEAKER_04 (25:03):
After all that.
SPEAKER_01 (25:04):
After my entirely horrible, incredibly bad day, I
have to go outside and watch thestupid fucking Yankees.
SPEAKER_05 (25:13):
Yeah, you did make that kind of a thing.
SPEAKER_01 (25:15):
This is my f night hair anyway.
We did get this up.
I'm gonna edit this now.
I'm gonna put it up, and we'regonna go.
So to everybody out there, TBot, thanks for being here.
SPEAKER_03 (25:26):
No problem.
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(25:48):
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(26:21):
Be good.
SPEAKER_00 (26:22):
So Kitty.
Hey everybody, welcome to Saki Toomie.
Hey everybody, it's Deto.
Welcome back to Saki To Me,where we connect people to
people, even if it means beingpissed off at everything and
anything in life, as I usuallyam.
I'm here with T Bot.
SPEAKER_05 (00:29):
Hey, hey.
SPEAKER_01 (00:30):
We are here today and we are gonna talk about
anything and everything that isbothering me.
Because it's just one of themepisodes.
We're already late.
We suck at being a group.
Let's face it.
Hey, don't put us into thisparticular pants tonight.
Oh you got no idea what crankypants is.
East.
(00:50):
This is as cranky as you willever see me.
SPEAKER_05 (00:53):
Yay me.
SPEAKER_01 (00:54):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05 (00:55):
Why do I get stuck with you?
Don't even start.
SPEAKER_01 (00:59):
Don't even start.
God, I can't do this anymore.
I can't.
I won't.
Today was one of those dayswhere you just want to choke
somebody.
SPEAKER_04 (01:08):
Yeah, I had those days too today.
SPEAKER_01 (01:09):
It doesn't matter who it is.
It doesn't even matter whetheryou like the person, you don't
like the person, it doesn'tcare.
Just choke somebody.
Just fucking chill them.
Chuck them all day long.
All day long, foot up a dog'sass.
SPEAKER_04 (01:21):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (01:21):
That's what today was.
SPEAKER_04 (01:22):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (01:23):
I did not care for today.
SPEAKER_04 (01:25):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (01:26):
I had to get out.
I had to come home.
I'm still not over it.
SPEAKER_04 (01:29):
That's quite apparent.
SPEAKER_01 (01:30):
I have not gotten over yet.
And I'm okay with saying that.
And you know what the craziestpart was?
SPEAKER_04 (01:36):
Oh, tell us.
SPEAKER_01 (01:37):
I feel like everyone else felt the same way.
SPEAKER_04 (01:39):
I know I had a bad day too today.
unknown (01:41):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (01:41):
I think everybody did.
SPEAKER_04 (01:42):
I think it was is it a full moon?
It's a full moon.
SPEAKER_01 (01:44):
It was a harvest moon.
SPEAKER_04 (01:46):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (01:46):
It was a harvest moon last night.
SPEAKER_04 (01:48):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (01:49):
And everything went awry today.
SPEAKER_04 (01:51):
That'll explain it.
SPEAKER_01 (01:53):
I was just so pissed.
I'm still so pissed, and I justwant to be pissed, and I just
want to fucking piss the fuckingpiss out of pissed.
unknown (01:59):
Oh.
SPEAKER_01 (01:59):
Wow.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_03 (02:01):
Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01 (02:02):
Bulls my skirt up.
Wow.
Tell you that for free.
SPEAKER_03 (02:04):
This is gonna be a great episode.
SPEAKER_01 (02:06):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03 (02:08):
Wow.
Jeez.
SPEAKER_01 (02:11):
You ever notice that everybody talks about everything
but doesn't do anything?
They don't say anything.
SPEAKER_04 (02:17):
What does that mean in getting away from the case?
SPEAKER_01 (02:18):
It's like they just regurgitate shit.
He's like, shut the fuck up.
SPEAKER_04 (02:24):
Oh man.
SPEAKER_01 (02:25):
Oh man.
And then your your feet is justfilled with crap.
Who cares about Mark Sanchezgetting stabbed in the face?
SPEAKER_05 (02:35):
Well, we don't really know the whole thing.
SPEAKER_01 (02:37):
That was either sex or drugs.
SPEAKER_05 (02:39):
I will agree there's something definitely sketchy
about what happened.
SPEAKER_01 (02:43):
The guy wouldn't blow him, so he stabbed him.
SPEAKER_05 (02:45):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01 (02:46):
Either way, either way, Sanchez got poked.
SPEAKER_05 (02:49):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (02:50):
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Seriously.
Oh boy.
That's what it boils down to.
SPEAKER_05 (02:53):
Okay.
Well, he did, but I'm glad he'sokay.
He didn't die, but yeah, there'ssomething sketchy about that
whole thing.
SPEAKER_01 (02:59):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (03:00):
Dance down something does not add up at all.
SPEAKER_01 (03:03):
Nothing adds up.
And why is it such a huge thing?
SPEAKER_05 (03:06):
Because it's Mark Sanchez.
SPEAKER_01 (03:08):
I can't go down my feed without seeing stuff that
sucks.
SPEAKER_05 (03:11):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (03:11):
What is the real shit?
SPEAKER_04 (03:13):
That's life.
SPEAKER_01 (03:13):
What's really happening?
What is really happening?
SPEAKER_04 (03:16):
Well, there's an apple horse festival going on.
SPEAKER_01 (03:19):
Oh god.
That's not what I meant.
SPEAKER_04 (03:22):
That's really happening.
SPEAKER_01 (03:23):
It is really happening.
SPEAKER_04 (03:25):
So you asked me.
I gave you the answer.
SPEAKER_01 (03:28):
That's what started my day.
I had to go get fritters, whichare world famous, by the way.
SPEAKER_03 (03:32):
They are world famous.
SPEAKER_01 (03:33):
Apple harvest, world famous fritters.
SPEAKER_03 (03:36):
The best.
SPEAKER_01 (03:37):
They are worth the wait.
They are absolutely delightful.
Yep.
And if you haven't had them,sucks for you.
Because they're phenomenal.
SPEAKER_02 (03:46):
They are.
SPEAKER_01 (03:47):
They are just phenomenal.
And if you haven't, do dude, goto Southern Connecticut.
Yep.
Get your Apple Harvest frittersright now.
Just do it.
Because that's what it's allabout.
SPEAKER_04 (03:56):
Yep.
Totally.
SPEAKER_01 (03:57):
But you go there at six o'clock in the morning, and
these goofuses, they order like36 dozen.
SPEAKER_03 (04:05):
Oh, yeah, they're not supposed to do that.
That holds up the entire line.
SPEAKER_01 (04:09):
Holds up the entire line.
Yep.
And I get it.
But they're supposed to callthem in.
And there's those should be madeon a side.
SPEAKER_04 (04:16):
Toast.
Right.
Yeah, great.
SPEAKER_01 (04:18):
You should be churning these people out
totally.
Two dozen at a time.
Yep.
Two dozen at a time.
Just keep going.
Keep going.
Move it along.
Move it along.
And my kid is so happy.
SPEAKER_02 (04:27):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (04:27):
That the apple harvest is here.
And he's he's buying fritters.
He's bringing them to school.
I think he's selling them likethey're drugs or something.
SPEAKER_05 (04:35):
So funny.
SPEAKER_01 (04:36):
He's like, I got him hooked, Dad.
Dad, I got him hooked.
SPEAKER_04 (04:40):
That's awesome.
SPEAKER_01 (04:40):
He's like, oh, there you go, kid.
So for a week of the year,you're gonna make some money?
SPEAKER_04 (04:44):
Exactly.
Awesome.
You should be a littleentrepreneur.
SPEAKER_01 (04:47):
You should be wealthy by the time you're dead.
SPEAKER_05 (04:53):
I can't believe you didn't said that.
SPEAKER_01 (04:55):
35 minutes.
Kids leave kids leave forschool.
SPEAKER_05 (04:59):
Oh, that's a lot.
SPEAKER_01 (05:00):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (05:01):
Yeah, that's a long time.
SPEAKER_01 (05:02):
I mean, you don't even wait that long when you're
actually at the festival and getin the line.
SPEAKER_05 (05:07):
Yeah, that's true.
That's a long time.
SPEAKER_01 (05:09):
35 minutes is a long time.
SPEAKER_05 (05:11):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (05:11):
And I'm like, son of a bitch, where is he?
And now I park on a side where Ican see through the booths, but
I can only see certain people.
And all of a sudden he all I seehim and he goes, and I missed
him.
So then I see all these otherpeople, and they're coming out.
I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Where the hell did he go?
He comes walking with his twothings, gets back in the truck.
(05:34):
He's like, I don't know why hejust wouldn't go for me, Dad.
Dad, I don't know why youwouldn't just stay in line.
Like, first of all, at sixo'clock in the morning, I hate
people.
SPEAKER_02 (05:43):
You hate them.
SPEAKER_01 (05:44):
And I certainly don't want to see anybody I
know.
So I don't want to talk toanybody.
It's six in the morning and waitfor these fritters, which are
delicious.
But I'm like, no, you want them,you go.
I'm paying for them.
You go get them.
SPEAKER_04 (05:58):
And you're so wonderful first thing in the
morning.
SPEAKER_01 (06:00):
Oh, I am awful.
I am awful.
So, but that's how my daystarted.
SPEAKER_04 (06:05):
Okay.
Right.
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (06:07):
And then, you know, without getting into details,
nothing went right after that.
SPEAKER_04 (06:13):
Yep.
SPEAKER_01 (06:14):
Not one thing.
I was ready to lose it onfriends, families, dogs, cats.
Didn't matter.
I was ready to just squeeze themby the neck.
SPEAKER_02 (06:25):
Oh shit, shit.
SPEAKER_01 (06:29):
So bad today.
So bad.
SPEAKER_02 (06:31):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (06:31):
And I couldn't it, but it wasn't just me.
I was getting phone calls fromall kinds of other people and
text messages like today is sucha terrible day.
SPEAKER_03 (06:40):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (06:41):
I'm like, I know.
I know.
Please stop bothering me.
It's awful.
SPEAKER_03 (06:46):
Yep.
SPEAKER_01 (06:47):
I don't need to know how bad your day is.
My day is bad too.
Dick.
SPEAKER_03 (06:52):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (06:52):
Yeah, I was not happy.
I was not happy.
Then I come home, I'm trying toput together a podcast, and all
I get is this stupid shit aboutMark Sanchez everywhere.
Who cares?
The guy butt fumbled.
SPEAKER_05 (07:04):
Oh.
SPEAKER_01 (07:04):
He's definitely gay.
SPEAKER_05 (07:06):
God.
SPEAKER_01 (07:07):
Holy cow.
Holy moly.
You tried to get some sex from atrucker who's horny.
SPEAKER_05 (07:13):
Okay.
Let's not.
You don't even know that is eventrue.
Why are you saying that?
SPEAKER_01 (07:17):
Who else holds up a fry oil truck?
SPEAKER_05 (07:20):
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (07:21):
Mark Sanchez?
He didn't hold up the truck.
He was trying to get laid.
SPEAKER_05 (07:26):
Oh my god.
I you know what?
That's that is not the truth,I'm sure.
Don't speculate that.
SPEAKER_01 (07:32):
I bet you I'm closer to the truth than anything on
the internet is.
SPEAKER_05 (07:35):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01 (07:36):
It's definitely sex.
SPEAKER_05 (07:37):
I don't think that easy button.
SPEAKER_01 (07:39):
Yeah, because truckers truckers all over the
road aren't doing just weirdthings like bathhouses and but
Mark Sanchez isn't a trucker.
Nobody's gay.
SPEAKER_05 (07:48):
What does that have to do with anything?
SPEAKER_01 (07:50):
He's looking for a trucker to bang him.
SPEAKER_05 (07:51):
Oh my god.
Can we change subjects, please?
SPEAKER_01 (07:54):
Okay.
SPEAKER_05 (07:54):
Thank you.
Holy shit.
Alright, so what really happenedtoday?
I know I had a shitty day, too.
SPEAKER_01 (08:00):
Oh, did you?
Not really.
SPEAKER_05 (08:03):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (08:04):
Because it's just gonna depress me and maybe any
more upset.
SPEAKER_05 (08:06):
We just had to hear about your 10-minute bad day.
SPEAKER_01 (08:09):
I'm the talent.
You're just the the wingman.
SPEAKER_05 (08:14):
Ooh, okay.
I see how this goes.
SPEAKER_01 (08:16):
Go ahead.
If you want to tell us aboutyour day, fine.
SPEAKER_05 (08:19):
No, it's fine.
I guess.
SPEAKER_01 (08:20):
No, tell us all about it.
I bet you sat at your house,worked on your computer, hated
everybody that was not aroundyou, you didn't have to talk to,
got pissed, went and got yournails done, and then came over
here and podcasted.
That's pretty much what I thinkyour day was like.
SPEAKER_05 (08:36):
Okay.
Well, damn, I don't gotta sayanything because you got it all
wrapped up.
SPEAKER_01 (08:40):
Am I close?
unknown (08:41):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (08:42):
Am I at least close?
SPEAKER_05 (08:43):
Well, kind of half of it is, but you don't really
know what happened.
I did talk to a lot of peopletoday.
I never was off the phone.
My job was very, very, verystressful today.
And there was stuff that cameinto the warehouse and had no
paperwork.
Yeah.
No paperwork.
Out! And then they were sendingmore things tonight with no
paperwork.
(09:04):
Everyone was flipping out.
It's not how you run awarehouse.
It's just not how you do it.
SPEAKER_01 (09:08):
So I do it.
SPEAKER_05 (09:10):
Yeah, it was a lot of stress.
SPEAKER_01 (09:11):
You know what else I don't have?
What?
A warehouse.
SPEAKER_05 (09:14):
No, you don't.
SPEAKER_01 (09:15):
I don't have a warehouse.
Because if I did, I wouldn't.
Because that's the way I wouldrun it.
And it would be awful.
You can't.
There is no common sense left inthe world anymore.
And I want to just punch peoplein the face sometimes.
SPEAKER_04 (09:31):
Okay.
Just put them.
Well then go ahead.
See where see where that getsyou.
Bring them out.
SPEAKER_05 (09:35):
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (09:36):
Wow.
SPEAKER_05 (09:38):
Holy Christ.
Can we let's like talk aboutsomething fun.
SPEAKER_01 (09:42):
Tell you that for free.
What do you there isn't anythingfun to talk about?
That's the biggest problem.
That's why we started thispodcast right here, this episode
right here, because there isn'tanything fun.
And what the fuck are wemissing?
What is wrong with life rightnow?
That there's nothing fun.
The only fun thing we can talkabout, as far as I am concerned,
is the Patriots beats the Bills.
SPEAKER_05 (10:03):
Oh god.
That's it.
Here we go.
SPEAKER_01 (10:05):
Other than that, forget it.
SPEAKER_05 (10:06):
It always comes back to your damn Patriots.
Who gives a flying fuck?
Seriously.
SPEAKER_01 (10:12):
Probably millions of people.
I don't think it's millions ofpeople, but it's millions and
millions of Patriot fans.
Okay.
SPEAKER_05 (10:21):
Slightly exaggerated, but okay.
We're not gonna talk about mygiants though, so go ahead.
SPEAKER_01 (10:26):
I don't know.
It's just I can't take scrollinganymore.
And it's like the more I scroll,the lonelier I get.
Do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04 (10:34):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (10:35):
It's like, what is this all about?
What is going on?
And why aren't people talkingabout it more?
Like, why is it so lonely tojust sit there and scroll on
your phone?
SPEAKER_05 (10:46):
I don't think it's lonely.
SPEAKER_01 (10:47):
Oh, it's definitely lonely.
SPEAKER_05 (10:49):
So you're saying everyone who scrolls on their
phone is lonely?
SPEAKER_01 (10:52):
Well, look at it this way.
SPEAKER_05 (10:54):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (10:55):
If you are out there on social media, right, people
are gonna comment and say thingsthat may be bad, maybe good, who
knows?
God forbid you're on a datingsite and somebody finds out,
right?
It's like now you gotta explainit.
And it's like, so it's like justkeep to yourself, and all you do
is put your head down, look atyour phone, and scroll.
You're fucking lonely.
(11:15):
You're lonely.
Otherwise, you wouldn't youwouldn't even be on there.
SPEAKER_05 (11:18):
Or you just don't want to butt into anyone's
business and you want to mindyour own.
SPEAKER_01 (11:21):
Because you're lonely.
SPEAKER_05 (11:22):
No, I don't I don't think that's true.
SPEAKER_01 (11:24):
No, it's 100% true.
No, it's not, and nobody wantsto.
People would rather just sit intheir room with their jammies
on, in their bed, snuggled upwith a hot blanket.
SPEAKER_05 (11:33):
That sounds really good.
SPEAKER_01 (11:35):
Lonely bitch.
SPEAKER_05 (11:36):
No, sir.
Sometimes people like to be bythemselves, they don't need to
be on point 24-7.
Look, it and if they want toscroll on their phone, it
doesn't mean they're lonely.
SPEAKER_01 (11:45):
I'm the world's biggest introvert.
You would never know it.
SPEAKER_05 (11:48):
No, you would never know.
SPEAKER_01 (11:49):
You would never know it by talking to me yourself.
SPEAKER_05 (11:51):
That is a true story.
SPEAKER_01 (11:52):
I want to be left alone.
I know.
I hate people.
You piss me off, and I just getangered, and then I do something
stupid.
That's true.
Seriously.
SPEAKER_04 (12:07):
That is true.
SPEAKER_01 (12:08):
And all I want to do is sit in my house and do
nothing.
Watch TV.
SPEAKER_05 (12:13):
There's nothing wrong with that.
Doesn't it?
SPEAKER_01 (12:14):
Scroll.
That's loneliness.
No, it's not.
SPEAKER_05 (12:18):
No, it is not.
Everyone needs to have their ownprivate time.
I want everyone who Harley, hearme out.
I don't want anybody around.
That's fine.
I hate you all.
No, you really don't hate usall.
So that's a really big, broadstatement.
SPEAKER_01 (12:33):
I have a large dislike for most of you.
SPEAKER_05 (12:36):
That is a lie, also.
Okay.
So I don't know what who youwere trying to prove, what
you're trying to say here.
It's a bunch of bullshit.
Anyway.
SPEAKER_01 (12:44):
I love these fake friends that are on my podcast.
Not my podcast, but on my uhsocial media and stuff.
Like, you don't even know who Iam.
I just I basically just click onyou because you're hot.
SPEAKER_05 (12:55):
That's true.
SPEAKER_01 (12:56):
Like, if you go through my friends right now,
they're all hot chicks.
I don't even know them.
I don't even know who they are.
Never spoke a word to them.
Never said anything.
SPEAKER_05 (13:06):
That is true because I watched you do it.
SPEAKER_01 (13:08):
Yeah, it's like stupid.
No, y'all, you're you're aroundthe area and you're good
looking.
SPEAKER_05 (13:13):
So there were qualifications too to that.
I think you made up some kind ofstuff.
I had a friend.
unknown (13:17):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (13:20):
I've never spoken a word to you.
Why are we even friends onFacebook?
What the shit?
This whole world is going tohell in a handbag.
SPEAKER_05 (13:28):
It is not.
SPEAKER_01 (13:30):
Is it listen?
And we're missing something, bythe way.
We are missing something.
SPEAKER_05 (13:35):
Let's go.
We are.
What are we missing?
SPEAKER_01 (13:37):
I don't know.
Oh.
I'm trying to figure out.
SPEAKER_05 (13:39):
I thought you're gonna follow that up with
something.
SPEAKER_01 (13:41):
No, I I'm gonna follow it up.
I'm saying to you now, I willfigure out what the fuck we're
missing.
Oh boy.
It's something we're missing.
It's gonna be huge.
It's probably like a war or someshit is coming.
SPEAKER_05 (13:51):
People grab your popcorn.
This ought to be good.
SPEAKER_01 (13:53):
Yeah, sit by your sit by your uh radios.
Because you know, we have such afucking pristine schedule.
Because you're because you'reall every Tuesday, no matter
what.
Can't even get anybody in thestudio to sit down and record
with me.
SPEAKER_05 (14:06):
That is a lie.
That is a bold-faced lie.
SPEAKER_01 (14:10):
I want to say this out loud right now.
I want anybody out there that'slistening.
If anybody is listening, which Iknow you are, but I want to go
on a radio show or anotherpodcast or something.
I want to be invited, I want tobe contacted, I want to know, I
want to go out there, and I wantto bring my talents to South
Beach.
SPEAKER_05 (14:31):
Holy shit, people like LeBron.
SPEAKER_01 (14:39):
But I've been but I've been watching.
So here we are, here we are inConnecticut, and we have this
one radio station, 95-7.
SPEAKER_02 (14:46):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (14:46):
And Courtney's on there every morning.
SPEAKER_02 (14:48):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (14:48):
And they keep doing this second day update.
Yes, I saw it.
They do, they do something, theydo another one, like I forget
what it is.
I want to be, I want to be, Iwant to be the that Jeff guy.
SPEAKER_03 (14:58):
Oh, yeah, he's funny.
SPEAKER_01 (14:59):
As they do it, oh man, he's like, I'm like, Jeff,
come on, step it up.
Step up your game here, pal.
SPEAKER_05 (15:05):
Come on, step up your game.
It's actually pretty funny.
SPEAKER_01 (15:07):
I want to go on there and I just want to be, I
want to call in.
unknown (15:11):
Oh god.
SPEAKER_01 (15:12):
I just want to call in and talk to Courtney.
SPEAKER_03 (15:14):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01 (15:15):
On that thing.
Come on, let me be on the seconddate update thing.
This is funny.
I got I got questions and I gotanswers that are already
answered.
What the heck can the worstthing is, the more I look at it,
the more I I watch like thatone, the more of them pop up.
(15:36):
Oh yeah, they all do now.
SPEAKER_05 (15:37):
I did the same thing.
SPEAKER_01 (15:38):
How fucking lame.
SPEAKER_05 (15:41):
No, it's just because you're it's lame.
It's not lame.
SPEAKER_01 (15:43):
You're you're ripping it off.
You can't even come up with yourown shit.
SPEAKER_05 (15:47):
Well, I guess.
SPEAKER_01 (15:48):
Come on.
SPEAKER_05 (15:49):
Well, that goes to the scrolling people because
they're losers.
Is that what you said?
People that scroll are losers.
SPEAKER_01 (15:53):
Yeah, no, I said they're lonely.
I didn't say they're losers.
SPEAKER_05 (15:57):
Sorry, wrong L word.
They're lonely.
SPEAKER_01 (16:00):
You have to understand what you're saying
because when you say things likethat, you will sound goofy.
SPEAKER_04 (16:05):
No, sir.
SPEAKER_01 (16:06):
You just did.
SPEAKER_04 (16:06):
No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_01 (16:08):
They're not losers.
They're lonely.
SPEAKER_04 (16:11):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (16:12):
So there's a huge difference there.
SPEAKER_04 (16:13):
Is there?
SPEAKER_01 (16:14):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (16:15):
Okay.
What's the difference?
SPEAKER_01 (16:16):
People that are lonely are not losers.
SPEAKER_05 (16:18):
Okay, but why do you make them why are they lonely
then?
Why do you think they're lonely?
SPEAKER_01 (16:22):
Because they're scrolling.
SPEAKER_05 (16:23):
Because they're scrolling.
That makes them lonely becausethey're scrolling.
Back to what I was sayingbefore.
SPEAKER_01 (16:29):
They are lonely because people are becoming
detached more and more and moreand more.
People are just becomingdetached.
SPEAKER_05 (16:35):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (16:36):
And dude, why aren't you on a dating website?
You're a beautiful woman.
How come you're not out there?
I don't want to deal withlosers.
So shut up.
That's exactly why.
That's why they're lonely.
That's exactly why they'relonely.
That's why they're scrolling.
SPEAKER_05 (16:51):
Uh well, I guess I'm gonna do a difference of opinion
on that one.
SPEAKER_01 (16:54):
What are you gonna do?
Go out at our age and try andfind somebody that doesn't have
baggage?
SPEAKER_05 (16:58):
Everyone has baggage.
SPEAKER_01 (16:59):
No shit.
Who wants to deal with it?
SPEAKER_05 (17:02):
Well, I don't know.
It depends on what it's like.
That's not true.
That's not true at all.
Depends upon the baggage.
SPEAKER_01 (17:08):
It doesn't depend upon the baggage.
Of course it does.
Nobody wants to deal with thatshit.
SPEAKER_05 (17:12):
What what kind of baggage are we talking about
here?
SPEAKER_01 (17:14):
I I don't know.
It depends.
It goes from person to person.
I don't know what baggage we'retalking about.
Well, you But you just saideverybody has baggage.
And nobody wants to deal withit.
SPEAKER_05 (17:23):
I didn't say that.
SPEAKER_01 (17:24):
I got my own baggage.
I don't expect anybody to wantto deal with this shit.
Do you know what I mean?
True story.
So?
SPEAKER_05 (17:31):
True story.
SPEAKER_01 (17:32):
Nobody wants to deal with this nonsense.
SPEAKER_04 (17:34):
Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01 (17:35):
I'm like, I gotta get my shit together somehow.
And by the time I do, I'll bedead.
SPEAKER_04 (17:40):
Oh, that's that's great.
Good future for you.
SPEAKER_01 (17:43):
Yeah, this is my life now.
SPEAKER_04 (17:45):
Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01 (17:45):
Basically, I'm living my life in reverse.
SPEAKER_03 (17:47):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (17:48):
I had the good time up front, and now it's time to
just sit here and die.
SPEAKER_03 (17:52):
Wow.
Well, hey, Christ knowing you, Iguess.
SPEAKER_01 (17:54):
That's life.
SPEAKER_03 (17:59):
It's been real.
SPEAKER_01 (18:00):
It's like, go ahead, take everything from me.
I'm gonna die anyway.
SPEAKER_05 (18:03):
Wow.
We are like really in a real ruttonight.
I got stuck with you.
I told you.
Damn it.
I warned you.
I've been away for 10 days.
I don't need to come back tothis shit.
Holy cow.
SPEAKER_01 (18:15):
I legit told you before you even came in here.
SPEAKER_05 (18:17):
Oh my god.
Yeah, but this I thought youwould kind of grab, you know,
get out of it slowly, but youare just like sinking and keep
you keep going.
Holy cow.
Come on, snap out of it.
SPEAKER_01 (18:29):
Okay, how?
SPEAKER_05 (18:30):
I don't know.
Figure it out.
SPEAKER_01 (18:31):
Where's my slim gym?
SPEAKER_05 (18:33):
There is one in the kitchen.
SPEAKER_01 (18:35):
There is one in the kitchen.
SPEAKER_05 (18:38):
Proved your ass wrong.
SPEAKER_02 (18:44):
You can't.
SPEAKER_01 (18:46):
It's like here we are debating this, and you it's
like I'm I'm surprised we getalong as well as we do talking
about this stuff.
Because it's like cancel cultureis so huge.
It's like, dude, that Mandelaeffect.
SPEAKER_04 (19:01):
Oh yeah.
You know that?
SPEAKER_01 (19:02):
Whereas Tony Tigers Tony Tig Tony the Tiger's nose
was black.
SPEAKER_04 (19:06):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (19:06):
Now it's blue.
SPEAKER_04 (19:07):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (19:08):
But it was black.
SPEAKER_04 (19:08):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (19:09):
And growing up, it was black.
Don't fucking lie to me.
And don't tell me that therewasn't a cornucopia on the fruit
of the loom's underwear.
SPEAKER_04 (19:16):
There was totally a fuck ball on there.
Fuck off.
SPEAKER_01 (19:20):
You know what's next?
Is the S in like realize.
Oh, that's stupid.
It's coming because A I can'tspell.
Absolutely stupid.
I'm getting fucking tired of it.
Yeah.
And they're gonna at some pointthey're gonna tell us, no,
realize was always spelled withan S.
SPEAKER_05 (19:35):
Yeah, that's not true.
SPEAKER_01 (19:36):
No, it wasn't.
SPEAKER_05 (19:37):
No, you just pull up a Webster's dictionary because
they can't throw those thingsaway because they're like hard
copies.
SPEAKER_01 (19:42):
Or surprise.
SPEAKER_05 (19:43):
Oh, yeah, that's another one.
SPEAKER_01 (19:44):
No, it's got a Z in there.
SPEAKER_05 (19:46):
Yeah, it does.
SPEAKER_01 (19:47):
You watch.
Oh, I believe that.
Correct.
Z is gonna be like Pluto, theplanet.
They're just gonna be pretendlike it never existed.
Oh, Pluto's not really a planet,it's just a ball of gases.
SPEAKER_05 (19:59):
Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_01 (20:00):
Oh, Z never really existed.
We use that for Ozarks oranything like that.
SPEAKER_05 (20:04):
How do you spell that one?
SPEAKER_01 (20:06):
O-S-A-R-K-S.
SPEAKER_05 (20:09):
Osarks?
SPEAKER_01 (20:10):
Ozarks.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (20:11):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (20:11):
Well, most losers spell loser with two O's.
SPEAKER_05 (20:14):
Yeah, that is.
SPEAKER_01 (20:18):
If you spell loser with two O's, you're a fucking
loser.
I'm sorry.
That's the only way I can go.
SPEAKER_02 (20:25):
I can't.
SPEAKER_01 (20:26):
I can't.
Yeah.
I got I'm on one today.
I'm on one today.
SPEAKER_04 (20:29):
Oh man.
SPEAKER_01 (20:31):
I can't take this shit anymore.
I can't.
I won't.
unknown (20:33):
Oh god.
SPEAKER_01 (20:34):
Blue my skirt up.
SPEAKER_05 (20:36):
Oh man.
Jesus.
What the hell is happening?
SPEAKER_01 (20:42):
Everything.
You know, I was thinking aboutit.
I feel like this is what middleaged actually is.
You just feel like the worldjust falls on top of you.
SPEAKER_05 (20:50):
That's not true.
SPEAKER_01 (20:51):
No, it is true.
It's 100% true.
SPEAKER_05 (20:53):
Listen, everyone has bad days.
SPEAKER_01 (20:55):
No, I know that.
SPEAKER_05 (20:56):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01 (20:56):
I'm talking about middle aged, not today.
unknown (20:58):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (20:59):
Middle aged is about 40.
40 to 50.
Somewhere in that area.
SPEAKER_05 (21:03):
Uh yeah, give or take, right.
SPEAKER_01 (21:04):
And the entire world begins to you feel like the
entire world begins to fall onyou.
SPEAKER_05 (21:08):
No, it's because you just lose more patience because
you've seen a lot in your inyour age and you're like, I
can't deal with this crapanymore.
So we're all idiots and jerks.
Like that's pretty much what itcomes down to.
So it doesn't the world isn'tcoming crapping down, calling
crapping down on you.
I think it's just the fact thatlike I have no patience for
anybody.
So that means maybe that's whyeveryone comes out and says that
every single day that passes inmy 40s, yes, I feel more and
(21:32):
more in tune with MichaelDouglas and falling down.
SPEAKER_01 (21:37):
That was a good movie.
It was.
He just lost his shit.
Well, he he should have.
And now I'm understanding, like,holy shit.
And then you ask yourself, isare they telling us what's real?
And we just don't understand it.
It's like Hollywood has beentelling us things for years and
we don't listen.
(21:58):
We just take it asentertainment.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that was great.
Yeah.
And next thing you know, it'sfucking happening.
SPEAKER_05 (22:05):
Holy shit, balls.
Well, give me an example ofthat.
SPEAKER_01 (22:10):
I can't right now.
unknown (22:11):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (22:13):
I have a bunch of them.
SPEAKER_04 (22:14):
Okay.
Just something that doesn't cometo the top of your head right
now.
SPEAKER_01 (22:18):
Well, no, Matt Groening does.
His his whole time travelerpersona.
Okay.
He does it.
There are things that have beendone that have been called.
Like even in Back to the Future,when they they figure the Cubs
are gonna win in a certain year.
Oh it's like, wow, what thefuck?
How do you know this?
And it's like you don't see itas it's happening.
(22:40):
But then afterwards you have tolook back and you're like, what?
It's like, were they telling usthis?
And there's a lot of things thathappened, and I can go on and
on.
And once I put all my I wasn'tready for this, this isn't on my
notes, so I don't really know.
But there's just two points.
SPEAKER_05 (22:55):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (22:56):
That I'm like, seriously, Simpsons have nailed
it.
SPEAKER_05 (23:00):
Oh, right.
SPEAKER_01 (23:01):
For years.
SPEAKER_05 (23:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (23:02):
And I you gotta, you gotta sit there and you gotta be
like, what's going on with thisguy?
SPEAKER_05 (23:07):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (23:07):
Right?
But then there's there's justall kinds of other things that
Hollywood has done over theyears.
Yeah.
Like even with E.T.
The extraterrestrial, right?
There's aliens.
SPEAKER_04 (23:18):
Of course there's.
SPEAKER_01 (23:19):
Like, were they trying to tell us something
without us knowing?
SPEAKER_03 (23:22):
Could be.
SPEAKER_01 (23:23):
You know what I mean?
Could be.
It's like how much does artimitate life, or does life
imitate art?
That whole debate right therestarts and ends the fact that it
is real.
SPEAKER_04 (23:34):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (23:35):
It's real.
SPEAKER_04 (23:36):
No, I agree.
I totally 100% agree.
SPEAKER_01 (23:38):
It's like somebody knows something, somebody has a
plan for something.
I don't know who or what, butJesus Christ, it does crazy.
SPEAKER_05 (23:44):
Yeah, it seems a little far-fetched, but you're
correct.
It's just too many weird thingsthat happen that add up to weird
things.
SPEAKER_01 (23:51):
Too many weird fucking things.
SPEAKER_05 (23:53):
Right.
Right.
Agree.
100% agree.
SPEAKER_01 (23:56):
So I don't know.
We are getting to the endthough.
SPEAKER_05 (23:58):
Well, I hope your day, the rest of your day,
asshole.
Yeah, okay, we've got that.
We understand totally.
You spent the whole time.
SPEAKER_01 (24:05):
Then why are you yelling at me?
SPEAKER_05 (24:07):
All I said was I hope I was gonna say hope your
day in the rest of your day goesbetter.
Whatever's left of it.
SPEAKER_01 (24:12):
I gotta hire a hooker.
SPEAKER_05 (24:14):
Oh my god, take that out of the podcast.
SPEAKER_01 (24:17):
No, I'm gonna leave it in there because it's funny.
I'm not really gonna hire ahooker.
Because that would just first ofall, I wouldn't even know where
to get a hooker.
SPEAKER_03 (24:26):
Oh, thank god.
I wouldn't know where to findone.
That's the one reason they'reholding you back.
SPEAKER_01 (24:30):
Yeah.
It would take me like three daysto get one.
By then I'd be like, I'm overit.
SPEAKER_05 (24:38):
You never take too much time.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (24:41):
I lost patience.
Sorry.
SPEAKER_01 (24:43):
Sorry, I'm asleep.
Sorry.
No.
Maybe next weekend.
Do you like fritters?
I'm an idiot.
Yes, you are.
All right, we are at the end ofit.
SPEAKER_04 (25:01):
Oh no.
SPEAKER_01 (25:02):
So after all that.
SPEAKER_04 (25:03):
After all that.
SPEAKER_01 (25:04):
After my entirely horrible, incredibly bad day, I
have to go outside and watch thestupid fucking Yankees.
SPEAKER_05 (25:13):
Yeah, you did make that kind of a thing.
SPEAKER_01 (25:15):
This is my f night hair anyway.
We did get this up.
I'm gonna edit this now.
I'm gonna put it up, and we'regonna go.
So to everybody out there, TBot, thanks for being here.
SPEAKER_03 (25:26):
No problem.
SPEAKER_01 (25:27):
SakiTumi.com.
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And hey, as always, guys.
Be good.
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Thanks.
Be good.
SPEAKER_00 (25:59):
So you tell me.
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It's Dedo.
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Be good.
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