March 11, 2025 • 24 mins
On this episode, we dive into the often uncomfortable topic of hair loss, but with a humorous twist. With changing perceptions, baldness is now being embraced as a style statement rather than a source of shame. Join us for an engaging conversation filled with laughs as we share personal anecdotes and stories about realizing we were losing hair.
We explore various myths surrounding hair loss, including the classics about hats and weather, while comparing notes on treatments like Rogaine and the growing trend of hair transplants. As we weave through our past experiences and navigate today’s landscape of masculinity and self-acceptance, we encourage our listeners to embrace baldness with open arms. This episode is not just about hair—it's a celebration of finding confidence in who we are, regardless of societal standards.
If you’ve ever worried about thinning hair or have dealt with the emotional rollercoaster that often accompanies it, this episode is for you. Laugh along with us, share your thoughts, and maybe even turn your worries into witty stories. Don’t forget to subscribe, share, and leave a review! Let’s normalize this conversation!
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hey everybody, welcome to Saki Tumi.
Saki Tumi, hey everybody, andwelcome back to Saki Tumi, where
we connect people to people,even if it hurts.
It's like hair loss that hurts,that hurts.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm back here with Keebler.
Hey everybody, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And we are, in fact here the cops are coming for me
Again.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Again still.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We are here to talk about hair loss.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, and how cool it's become.
It's a big thing with mostlymen.
Yeah, I mean it happens withwomen, but I mean it's more
common with men and men.
Really, you know, it's like astatus.
It's become one.
It's become one for sure.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Now, the bigger you grow your beard and have a bald
head, the cooler you are.
You throw some sunglasses inthere, forget it.
You're a golden god.
I hear that the first stage,though, is denial.
Yeah pretty much.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A lot of people don't want to admit it.
I was one of them.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Were you.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, I was starting to lose my hair.
I mean, I had half a head ofhair.
Yeah, you get haircuts.
I do get haircuts, but I usedto.
I don't know if you remember Iused to shave my head for a
while it was probably like afour or five year span and then
I actually started growing itback when COVID hit because we
couldn't get haircuts.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, I remember that , remember that I got haircuts
though you did.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, oh you, son of a bitch Haircuts, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
COVID was a joke.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, but anyway, I started growing my hair because
it was like when we have ashutdown for a couple months and
Mrs Keebler said, wow, you cangrow hair, I go yeah, I got hair
, I don't have a lot of it, butI can grow it she goes I kind of
like it like that, like whatare you talking about?
So she showed me some pictures.
I actually looked older with myhead shaved.
That does happen.
(02:01):
Yeah, that does happen.
Yeah, it has to happen.
And it seemed to be.
You know, she says I was acutie pie.
I'm not gonna argue with her.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So I said, all right, I'll grow my hair out.
Do you ever blame it onanything when you're talking to
people?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
my hair.
Yeah, losing my hair, well, youalways blame it on your wife or
your mother, or work, or work.
Yeah, stress is a big thing.
Yeah, but I mean joking around.
I used to, you know, tell, sayto my daughter, I mean gray hair
or no hair is this is becauseof you, honey, I worry all the
time.
It's a true story.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, mine thins, yep , it's thinned out a lot.
I haven't really lost much,knock on wood, yeah, but one of
the things I have been honestly,my hairline as it is, and in
the video you can see it'sreceding no, it's been like that
my whole life oh, has it been.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh, you've had it.
You've got it.
This is my hair.
Instead of a forehead, you gota five head.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, basically with a bunch of wrinkles.
You count the wrinkles, Iprobably have a 17 head.
That's just from the sun.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, okay yeah, well , you do work outside.
Um, people do say you know,does rain cause hair loss?
I mean it, not specificallyrain, but I mean the stuff
that's in the rain.
You know, I don't think ithelps can doesn't help at all.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You know, like dirt chemicals like runoff from
asphalt roofs that gets into thewater exactly everywhere back
in the atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Right stuff like that stuff like that doesn't help,
right?
I mean, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Yeah, like, what can you do?
There's not much you can do.
I mean, one of the things thatfirst came out when I was, you
know, going through my probablylike 20s and 30s, was rogaine.
I mean that was one of thethings that used to be on the
market, you know, as a foam youused to put in your hair and
supposedly your hair is going togrow back, but, but I don't
(03:43):
know.
I think a lot of those thingswere gimmicks.
That's my opinion anyway, withthat kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Rogaine and Propecia, I don't think were gimmicks, I
think they were real, theyreally worked.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't know if it grows back, but it kind of slows
you.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It slows it down and then over time it will begin to
grow back, but you have tocontinuously use it.
You have to be consistent withit.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And that stuff gets expensive.
That's the thing I mean mosttreatments do you know.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's why it's almost like to get a transplant.
It's probably your best way togo, because then it's there.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, yeah, and it's, you're right, it's there and
it's your own hair, right?
They usually usually for atransplant.
They take it off the back ofthe head, bringing it to the
front or wherever you have yourproblem areas.
And I know, for guys, I mean, Iknow, I know women the ones I
talked to are like 50, 50 Iguess, liking men, bald, and it
(04:37):
depends.
Like we were talking earlier,it's like you ever noticed the
bald guys have really nice heads.
Oh yeah, that was my theory.
Ditto has a theory.
And if you have hair, it meansyour scalp sucks.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It means you have an ugly head.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You've got an ugly head.
You've got divots, ridges, yeah, all kinds of shit going on in
there Probably a mole orsomething on there.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah it could be, or a birthmark or something like
that.
Right, right, guys that arebald and guys that shave their
heads have good looking scalpsand heads.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I know, like my son, he's got a good chunk of hair
still.
He's in his 30s now, but you'reright, I mean he used to shave
it down when he was younger.
You know, give your kid thebuzz cut for the summer.
He's got this weird ass mole orbirthmark sitting in his head,
like you said.
I was like damn, what the hellis that he goes, why you don't
have that.
I go.
No, and you know, when my headwas shaved we were looking
(05:24):
around like nope, good to goApparently, it's you.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, people you see Bruce Willis, the Rock, people
like that, even people you mightknow in your everyday life.
Oh yeah, the people that arebald have solid looking heads.
Yeah, bish Zacco.
Yeah, there are guys like me.
I guarantee you I got scars orsomething.
Oh, there's got to be somethinggoing on there, nat.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hey, when we go to video, maybe we can get some
clippers and we'll check it out,don't you dare.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I'm saving the time I have left.
But then there's now.
There's hacks.
Like you must have gone to ahat.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh my God, I wear hats all the time time because
even though I do have hair and Ican grow it back or it grows,
it's very thin now Because Imean, you know, I just hit 60
last year and I notice it blowsaround like crazy.
It doesn't take much for it tocome out of place and it looks
off.
I'll fuck it up when we get tovideo.
(06:25):
I'll show you a little.
I'll take my hat off and giveyou a little scrub down and show
you.
It sounds so sexual.
Yeah, this is a PG show, butmaybe mature audiences only.
Yeah, it's more.
I'll mess my hair up.
Should I say it that way?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, I kind of try to keep it to PG-13, but I fail
a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
But yeah, it doesn't stay in form like it used to.
It's not thick and full, right,but it has thinned out.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Mine is so thin that I have enough of it to help,
right, but it's so thin that anykind of static electricity, oh
my God is frizzed up everywhereIn the wintertime.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I got shoes on in the house and I touch a wall.
The thing goes you hear a popand then my hair just goes poof,
just like in the movies.
You know, stick your finger ina light socket or something.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
This winter especially, I found myself
having to spit in my own hand.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And wipe it out.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Anytime I go by a faucet, it's like a little dab
to slick it back, like what thehell is that?
I was the only one with thatproblem?
No, that's the thing I bet you.
You're not.
I bet you haven't for a lot ofpeople.
Yeah, and that's one of thelighter topics that nobody
really talks about.
Yeah, true, who's going to tellyou they spit in their hand and
rub it in their hair?
Just this guy.
I'm sure there's a lot ofpeople that do that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm glad we're sharing this right now.
Exactly, it is a sensitivetopic for most men.
I would think it shouldn't haveto be.
It shouldn't have to be, no,because it's genetics.
There's nothing you can doabout it.
Well, they say 80% of thisproblem, or 80% of your hair
genes, is from your mother'sside.
Right, and I look back at mygrandfather now and I'm like
(08:06):
damn, I got the same hair thathe has my uncle, you know, one
of my uncles on my mom's side.
I'm like what the hell I go, myI should.
If I would have known thatearlier.
You know, maybe there'ssomething else I could have done
.
But I mean, I'm the type of guyI do wear a hat, but it doesn't
bother me.
I mean, whatever my hair does,it does right.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know it was a big step for men to start shaving
their heads and making it apopular thing.
Yeah, because now it's easierto talk about hair loss.
More guys are doing it when Iwas in school.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I don't know about you, but we barely had any bald
guys Nobody, I mean, they wentto the hat early on, you know.
Yeah, nobody really shavedtheir heads back then, unless it
was a Mohawk for the footballplayers or something For a big
game.
They would sometimes shavetheir head like that.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I don't remember anybody really shaving their
heads.
Oh wait, yes, I do.
That's a complete lie.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, we used to have some guys that would just go to
the Mohawk.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, they would go to, Not the spiky one.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, not the spiky one , just a strip.
Not the spiky one.
No, not the spiky one, just astrip, just a strip Down the
center.
Yeah, yep, that was one of thefirst things for me growing up.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
A lot of guys on the wrestling team would do that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That way you didn't get in the way.
Right, that's washing, and youput the headgear on.
Well, you save money on shampoo.
It's funny.
I can almost see and feel theamount of shampoo.
My hair's longer now and I usea certain amount because I'm
stingy.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, wow.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
But then I noticed in the summer, when I cut it
shorter, I use so much less.
I'm like it's crazy, why don'tI just keep it short, just keep
it short.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
yeah Well, you probably keep your head warm in
the winter.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
It does Plus.
I like my hair a little longer.
You got Keep your head warm inthe winter.
It does Plus.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I like my hair a little longer.
Hey, you got a good head hairhair guy.
Well, thank you, thank you.
I wish I could say the same yougot a nice Bazinga Bazinga.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
There's a lot of myths out there that hats cause
baldness.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
My mother used to say that all the time Take your hat
off, you're going to go bald.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
There's got to be some science to it, though I
don't know how many times mymother said that to me growing
up.
Yeah, without the sunlightyou'd think it would have to
hamper something a little bit,you would think it would you
know.
But it doesn't necessarilycause baldness, because it's
genetics again.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
It is mostly genetics .
Yeah, it's going to happen,whether you want it to or not.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well and the All right, this is what I got.
I'm going to work with it.
Let's work with it, and as soonas you do, people look at it
differently, like if you're thetype of guy that's so insecure
about it and you're combing itover people are going to notice
that.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh yeah, the big comb .
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I mean Just be like all right, I'm losing my hair,
let's make this look good.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I have changed my style.
I mean whatever.
I can't remember what thathairstyle used to be.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Move the rug.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, no, no, when you're younger, kind of like
yours, you kind of comb it back,oh, part it in the middle and,
yeah, yeah, the bowl cut.
Yeah, put a bowl on your head,take a handful of gel and just
kind of put your hand throughyour head and you're fine.
But now I kind of comb it tothe side because I don't have as
much and it's thin, but you'llsee in video, because you're
(11:11):
aspiring to be a banker, put ona clip-on tie.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
There you go, pocket protector, it's a clip-on.
You sure?
There is one shampoo that theykeep advertising and I cannot
remember the name of it?
Oh, nutrafol, no.
Poo that they keep advertisingand I cannot remember the name
of it, oh, neutrophil, no, no,no, it's.
It's like that kind of likethat.
Yeah, I feel like it's got likea I've been seeing so many on
tv lately.
I mean, like we said, it's likea big money, money thing it's a
(11:37):
huge money thing and I guaranteeyou they could figure out how
to stop it right completely.
If they know what causes it,you should be able to stop it
somehow yeah, I mean, yeah, Imean your follicles are
shrinking.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
The DHT clogs it up.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Clogs it up.
What gets rid of DHT?
I don't know.
I didn't do enough research onit, but there's got to be
something I'm sure there is.
For every action there's anequal reaction.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Exactly.
But I'm sure these companiesmaking all this money on hair
products, or Companies makingall this money on hair products
you know, or products that bringyour hair back, don't want you
to find out.
No, they don't.
No, because it's probably, youknow, millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh yeah, and I wonder how many people spend how much
on products just for that.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, the average person.
Have I done it?
Yeah, I mean, back in the day Ibought my can of Rogaine, tried
it.
I was like, like this stuffsucks and it didn't even smell
good.
Get in your hair and it's likewhat the fuck?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
it's like george costanza when he gets that stuff
from china.
What does that smell?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
it's your freaking head dude.
Oh, but yeah, I I can say itright here, right now.
I've tried it I?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I would imagine that if you have that issue, yeah,
like going bald, you were goingto try it because you almost
eventually yeah you get you likeyou said.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You have pride.
Yeah, you don't want to be thatguy that's like going bald.
I mean mine isn't that bad.
I mean it's mostly recedinghairline.
I do have it all in the back ontop, which is nice and I'm not.
And the one good thing for mymother's jeans, I got very
little gray man.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
That's the thing.
I'm going, gray, are you really?
Yeah, I'm going gray and I'mgoing gray, my beard's got it
and I'm just like, oh, yourbeard definitely has it.
I'm just like you know what.
It's gonna happen one way oranother.
Oh, one way or the other.
Why am I gonna hide it?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Just own it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I have a beard and I have gray in my beard and my
hair is starting to go a littlegray.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Basically, kind of like.
We're trying to say that youguys out there, if you think you
have a problem and you'reembarrassed by it, don't you
know, let your just go with it.
I mean, there's not much youcan do.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You know there's almost nothing you can do about
it, really, because you're stuck.
You're stuck Like you can goand use all these topical
lotions and even the organicstuff the clam works Right Onion
oil or whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Snake juice Laser therapy.
I think they've had to try toopen up the follicles.
If you're really that concerned, about it?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
just go get a toupee, yeah, but then own the toupee
right, right.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh yeah, I got it.
Do you know anybody that has ahairpiece or no?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I've known him.
Yes, I don't know currentlyanybody off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Plus, I wouldn't throw it out there anyway,
because I had an uncle that usedto, but then he owned it after
a while.
Yeah, and I'll tell you whatafter he one of my mother's
brothers, he ended up gettingall kinds of chicks.
He dated like.
Even when he was older I waslike, damn yeah because it gave
him more confidence.
It gave him a lot of confidence.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, and then he started, even if somebody found
out he'd be like oh yeah, youtried being bald or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it sends a fake messageto people, but it's not fake if
you actually own it.
Yeah, I feel better wearing it.
I want to wear it, Yep, so I do.
Yep, people just be like ahcool man.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
So yeah, if you go to my house, I do have a good
collection of hats.
I have a good collection ofhats.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Hats and sneakers and jackets.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Oh yeah, I'm waiting for my.
I officially ordered mySakatumi gear.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm waiting formy.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I officially ordered my Sakatumi gear.
Oh yeah, yeah, I can't wait.
I know that's the one thing Idon't like about it.
I'm going to say out there, ittakes a little bit to get to the
merchandise Right, but it doescome, and the shirts and hats
are great.
Everything that I put out therehopefully people enjoy and like
, because I mean I keep going tostore every campaign Right.
I add more to it when I figureout how to.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Maybe after this episode we'll add hats.
I would love to.
I actually bought one.
I'd buy one.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I have one.
Oh, you do.
Yeah, I tried a sample fromVistaprint.
Okay, now I use Bonfire for theclothes, right, so shout out to
Bonfire, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Bonfire Kick Kick-ass stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, the shirts came out really nice.
Yep, they feel good.
They're great.
I can't wait.
They're high quality, I wasimpressed.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
My next episode or our next episode.
We should have some Sakatumimerchandise on.
Yeah, well, I do, it would becool.
Oh, you do yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I try and wear it every episode.
Yep, just to show, go to thestore and while you're there,
hell like and subscribe.
Yeah, absolutely Become abigger fan.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Going back to the hair, I'll tell you one guy who
has a nice head of hair Ham.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Oh God, he's not going to want you to blow his
head up.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I love that guy.
Shout out to my boy Ham.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I want to give a shout out right now, real quick,
before I forget, because thelast few episodes I forgot to do
this.
The listeners that have joinedI got to start doing that all
the time.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
We getting a bigger crowd, or what?
Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
We are, and they are all over.
They're in Europe.
I'm trying to find them Europe.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah Well, shout out to our boy in Germany, still Got
it.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Here it is.
We got listeners in Japan,ukraine, australia, france,
germany, the UK, canada and well, I think UK is Ireland, because
I know that one's on there andAustralia.
I already said Australia, but Iwant to give them shout outs
thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I'm psyched about that and they've been listening
to at least the last fewepisodes frequent, like all of
them really.
Yeah, that's awesome.
So they're consistent listenersand we really appreciate you
guys.
Yeah, and the episodes arepiling up and I'm thankful for
it and I want to give them ashout out and say thanks, guys,
keep listening absolutely,absolutely.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Someday, hopefully, we can connect.
You know, either emails or callin, take a trip and go do it
live, let's do it.
I mean, I'm always in for aroad trip.
Make sure I bring my hat withme.
Well, you know, another trickfor me is you take the
sunglasses and just flip them ontop of your head in the
summertime.
That way it keeps your hairdown.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Actually, if you're bald and have sunglasses, that's
like instant cool.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And then you throw a beard on yourself.
Forget it, forget it.
You just sit there by the poolwith your Bahama Johns shorts on
, or whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, there you go, you'll be flocked.
When was the first time younoticed you were starting to
lose hair?
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Oh, you didn't.
I still haven't.
My hair was always thin tobegin with, so as a kid, when I
was bald already.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Really yeah, Because it's like a higher hairline.
The first time I noticed iswhen it took longer and longer
to wash my face.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I'm serious man.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh, that was a good way to sneak that in there.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Hey, once you're gold bald, you never grow back.
My role, that's it.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I got to go, drop the mic, mic drop You're such an
idiot.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I suck.
I fucking hate you.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Oh my God, You're such a dick.
Once you go bald, it nevergrows back.
You never grow back.
You never grow back.
Such a dick.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Once you go bald, it never grows back.
You never grow back, you nevergrow back.
Always a good time here atSakatumi.
Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Dude, I can't stand you.
I can't stand myself.
You're my least favorite host.
This is going to take a lot ofediting now, that's alright,
that's all right, I freakinglove it.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I'm his favorite dwarf All right.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Come on, ditto, be professional, pull it together,
let's pull it together, guy.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
We still got to go to video after this.
Don't act like a child.
Make it like you've been herebefore.
Oh God, I should save this forvideo.
I screwed this up.
This guy is hysterical rightnow.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's the worst time for a laughing fit.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Always a good time here at Socket Toomey let me
tell you Freaking love this guyoh my God, all right, pull it
together.
Yeah, let's do a final, GreatFinal take on baldness here.
All right, let's recap realquick.
Yeah, recap.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
This whole thing starts with denial.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
It ends with a bang, with a joke.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Nothing against bald guys.
I love all you guys out there.
Yeah, basically I'm just havinga little fun with my my host
here if you're going bald, do itall like go bigger, go home I
agree I agree, accept it.
Shave your head, yep, own yourbaldness whatever, if you have a
(20:17):
, I'll tell you what.
The first time I shaved my headit was like oh god, I was
looking, no, no no, it's not,I'm just pulling it together.
I swear to God, I had to look inthe mirror for I don't know how
long and it was kind of justwhat the hell did I do?
You don't even have to tell ajoke, no, I'm just talking.
You can just tell a story.
I just told a story.
We are screwed, my the hell.
(20:47):
Oh, screw you.
Kepler, you owe me cookies.
I will bring cookies.
Oh, speaking of that, well,we'll show you on video, but
down to 203 a couple pounds more.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Look at you yeah, trying.
We should start tracking thison the podcast.
Oh, we probably should.
And maybe the thinner you get,the more hair will grow.
You know it's possible.
Well, it's obviously.
It's got less space to grow inyour body.
Yeah, it's going to have to gosomewhere.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, it's going somewhere, all right.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
The other way to regrow hair I don't know if you
know this is you just hold yournose and sneeze what's that Like
a chia pet or one of thosemonkeys there.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh my God, we have derailed completely.
This has gone off the fuckingwall.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I want to throw out, thanks to the Rock, bruce Willis
, jason Statham, the guys thatliterally made that popular.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh, absolutely Made it better Zacco G-Mac and Bish
Yep.
Here's a shout out to all youguys again.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
And, honestly, just through on sunglasses, you are
instantly, oh god, I don't evenknow where we're going.
We were in a recap yeah whenyou're listening to this,
recommend it to a friend who'sgot to get rid of that snapback
yeah, snapback indoors alrightsomehow we've stumbled our way
(22:03):
to the end of this, oh are youshitting me?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
it's the end already.
Yep, it's the end we're here.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh, I had a good time doing this one.
Yeah, this was good, and I'mglad that we did it, because it
opens up avenues for furthershows about stuff that guys
don't talk about, especially oh,guys, keep all their feelings
and emotions and whatever theygot going on let's make it cool
to do that All inside themselvesand just open up and let it out
, let it all pour out.
It feels better?
Yeah, it sure does.
It doesn't manifest itself intohair loss.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, it gives you less stress.
Yeah, that's part of the reasonyou got it.
That's what we're here for,yeah.
Connecting people to people,people to people.
You know, stress, stress.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I can't even speak.
It's stupid dad jokes.
Stress free zone.
Oh my god.
All right, guys, I'm sorry forthe derailment.
I apologize sincerely.
It's typical.
I hope you enjoyed the show.
Catch us, catch up with us nextweek.
Don't forget to hit sake to meand like and subscribe.
And again, hope you had a goodtime with this one.
Hope it's not ear piercing whenwe're done.
But as always, guys, be good.
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Saki Tumi, hey everybody, andwelcome back to Saki Tumi, where
we connect people to people,even if it hurts.
It's like hair loss that hurts,that hurts.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm back here with Keebler.
Hey everybody, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And we are, in fact here the cops are coming for me
Again.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Again still.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We are here to talk about hair loss.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, and how cool it's become.
It's a big thing with mostlymen.
Yeah, I mean it happens withwomen, but I mean it's more
common with men and men.
Really, you know, it's like astatus.
It's become one.
It's become one for sure.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Now, the bigger you grow your beard and have a bald
head, the cooler you are.
You throw some sunglasses inthere, forget it.
You're a golden god.
I hear that the first stage,though, is denial.
Yeah pretty much.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A lot of people don't want to admit it.
I was one of them.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Were you.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, I was starting to lose my hair.
I mean, I had half a head ofhair.
Yeah, you get haircuts.
I do get haircuts, but I usedto.
I don't know if you remember Iused to shave my head for a
while it was probably like afour or five year span and then
I actually started growing itback when COVID hit because we
couldn't get haircuts.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, I remember that , remember that I got haircuts
though you did.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, oh you, son of a bitch Haircuts, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
COVID was a joke.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, but anyway, I started growing my hair because
it was like when we have ashutdown for a couple months and
Mrs Keebler said, wow, you cangrow hair, I go yeah, I got hair
, I don't have a lot of it, butI can grow it she goes I kind of
like it like that, like whatare you talking about?
So she showed me some pictures.
I actually looked older with myhead shaved.
That does happen.
(02:01):
Yeah, that does happen.
Yeah, it has to happen.
And it seemed to be.
You know, she says I was acutie pie.
I'm not gonna argue with her.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So I said, all right, I'll grow my hair out.
Do you ever blame it onanything when you're talking to
people?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
my hair.
Yeah, losing my hair, well, youalways blame it on your wife or
your mother, or work, or work.
Yeah, stress is a big thing.
Yeah, but I mean joking around.
I used to, you know, tell, sayto my daughter, I mean gray hair
or no hair is this is becauseof you, honey, I worry all the
time.
It's a true story.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, mine thins, yep , it's thinned out a lot.
I haven't really lost much,knock on wood, yeah, but one of
the things I have been honestly,my hairline as it is, and in
the video you can see it'sreceding no, it's been like that
my whole life oh, has it been.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh, you've had it.
You've got it.
This is my hair.
Instead of a forehead, you gota five head.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, basically with a bunch of wrinkles.
You count the wrinkles, Iprobably have a 17 head.
That's just from the sun.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, okay yeah, well , you do work outside.
Um, people do say you know,does rain cause hair loss?
I mean it, not specificallyrain, but I mean the stuff
that's in the rain.
You know, I don't think ithelps can doesn't help at all.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You know, like dirt chemicals like runoff from
asphalt roofs that gets into thewater exactly everywhere back
in the atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Right stuff like that stuff like that doesn't help,
right?
I mean, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Yeah, like, what can you do?
There's not much you can do.
I mean, one of the things thatfirst came out when I was, you
know, going through my probablylike 20s and 30s, was rogaine.
I mean that was one of thethings that used to be on the
market, you know, as a foam youused to put in your hair and
supposedly your hair is going togrow back, but, but I don't
(03:43):
know.
I think a lot of those thingswere gimmicks.
That's my opinion anyway, withthat kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Rogaine and Propecia, I don't think were gimmicks, I
think they were real, theyreally worked.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't know if it grows back, but it kind of slows
you.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It slows it down and then over time it will begin to
grow back, but you have tocontinuously use it.
You have to be consistent withit.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And that stuff gets expensive.
That's the thing I mean mosttreatments do you know.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's why it's almost like to get a transplant.
It's probably your best way togo, because then it's there.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, yeah, and it's, you're right, it's there and
it's your own hair, right?
They usually usually for atransplant.
They take it off the back ofthe head, bringing it to the
front or wherever you have yourproblem areas.
And I know, for guys, I mean, Iknow, I know women the ones I
talked to are like 50, 50 Iguess, liking men, bald, and it
(04:37):
depends.
Like we were talking earlier,it's like you ever noticed the
bald guys have really nice heads.
Oh yeah, that was my theory.
Ditto has a theory.
And if you have hair, it meansyour scalp sucks.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It means you have an ugly head.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You've got an ugly head.
You've got divots, ridges, yeah, all kinds of shit going on in
there Probably a mole orsomething on there.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah it could be, or a birthmark or something like
that.
Right, right, guys that arebald and guys that shave their
heads have good looking scalpsand heads.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I know, like my son, he's got a good chunk of hair
still.
He's in his 30s now, but you'reright, I mean he used to shave
it down when he was younger.
You know, give your kid thebuzz cut for the summer.
He's got this weird ass mole orbirthmark sitting in his head,
like you said.
I was like damn, what the hellis that he goes, why you don't
have that.
I go.
No, and you know, when my headwas shaved we were looking
(05:24):
around like nope, good to goApparently, it's you.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, people you see Bruce Willis, the Rock, people
like that, even people you mightknow in your everyday life.
Oh yeah, the people that arebald have solid looking heads.
Yeah, bish Zacco.
Yeah, there are guys like me.
I guarantee you I got scars orsomething.
Oh, there's got to be somethinggoing on there, nat.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hey, when we go to video, maybe we can get some
clippers and we'll check it out,don't you dare.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I'm saving the time I have left.
But then there's now.
There's hacks.
Like you must have gone to ahat.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh my God, I wear hats all the time time because
even though I do have hair and Ican grow it back or it grows,
it's very thin now Because Imean, you know, I just hit 60
last year and I notice it blowsaround like crazy.
It doesn't take much for it tocome out of place and it looks
off.
I'll fuck it up when we get tovideo.
(06:25):
I'll show you a little.
I'll take my hat off and giveyou a little scrub down and show
you.
It sounds so sexual.
Yeah, this is a PG show, butmaybe mature audiences only.
Yeah, it's more.
I'll mess my hair up.
Should I say it that way?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, I kind of try to keep it to PG-13, but I fail
a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
But yeah, it doesn't stay in form like it used to.
It's not thick and full, right,but it has thinned out.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Mine is so thin that I have enough of it to help,
right, but it's so thin that anykind of static electricity, oh
my God is frizzed up everywhereIn the wintertime.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I got shoes on in the house and I touch a wall.
The thing goes you hear a popand then my hair just goes poof,
just like in the movies.
You know, stick your finger ina light socket or something.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
This winter especially, I found myself
having to spit in my own hand.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And wipe it out.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Anytime I go by a faucet, it's like a little dab
to slick it back, like what thehell is that?
I was the only one with thatproblem?
No, that's the thing I bet you.
You're not.
I bet you haven't for a lot ofpeople.
Yeah, and that's one of thelighter topics that nobody
really talks about.
Yeah, true, who's going to tellyou they spit in their hand and
rub it in their hair?
Just this guy.
I'm sure there's a lot ofpeople that do that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm glad we're sharing this right now.
Exactly, it is a sensitivetopic for most men.
I would think it shouldn't haveto be.
It shouldn't have to be, no,because it's genetics.
There's nothing you can doabout it.
Well, they say 80% of thisproblem, or 80% of your hair
genes, is from your mother'sside.
Right, and I look back at mygrandfather now and I'm like
(08:06):
damn, I got the same hair thathe has my uncle, you know, one
of my uncles on my mom's side.
I'm like what the hell I go, myI should.
If I would have known thatearlier.
You know, maybe there'ssomething else I could have done
.
But I mean, I'm the type of guyI do wear a hat, but it doesn't
bother me.
I mean, whatever my hair does,it does right.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know it was a big step for men to start shaving
their heads and making it apopular thing.
Yeah, because now it's easierto talk about hair loss.
More guys are doing it when Iwas in school.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I don't know about you, but we barely had any bald
guys Nobody, I mean, they wentto the hat early on, you know.
Yeah, nobody really shavedtheir heads back then, unless it
was a Mohawk for the footballplayers or something For a big
game.
They would sometimes shavetheir head like that.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I don't remember anybody really shaving their
heads.
Oh wait, yes, I do.
That's a complete lie.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, we used to have some guys that would just go to
the Mohawk.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, they would go to, Not the spiky one.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, not the spiky one , just a strip.
Not the spiky one.
No, not the spiky one, just astrip, just a strip Down the
center.
Yeah, yep, that was one of thefirst things for me growing up.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
A lot of guys on the wrestling team would do that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That way you didn't get in the way.
Right, that's washing, and youput the headgear on.
Well, you save money on shampoo.
It's funny.
I can almost see and feel theamount of shampoo.
My hair's longer now and I usea certain amount because I'm
stingy.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, wow.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
But then I noticed in the summer, when I cut it
shorter, I use so much less.
I'm like it's crazy, why don'tI just keep it short, just keep
it short.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
yeah Well, you probably keep your head warm in
the winter.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
It does Plus.
I like my hair a little longer.
You got Keep your head warm inthe winter.
It does Plus.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I like my hair a little longer.
Hey, you got a good head hairhair guy.
Well, thank you, thank you.
I wish I could say the same yougot a nice Bazinga Bazinga.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
There's a lot of myths out there that hats cause
baldness.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
My mother used to say that all the time Take your hat
off, you're going to go bald.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
There's got to be some science to it, though I
don't know how many times mymother said that to me growing
up.
Yeah, without the sunlightyou'd think it would have to
hamper something a little bit,you would think it would you
know.
But it doesn't necessarilycause baldness, because it's
genetics again.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
It is mostly genetics .
Yeah, it's going to happen,whether you want it to or not.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well and the All right, this is what I got.
I'm going to work with it.
Let's work with it, and as soonas you do, people look at it
differently, like if you're thetype of guy that's so insecure
about it and you're combing itover people are going to notice
that.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh yeah, the big comb .
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I mean Just be like all right, I'm losing my hair,
let's make this look good.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I have changed my style.
I mean whatever.
I can't remember what thathairstyle used to be.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Move the rug.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, no, no, when you're younger, kind of like
yours, you kind of comb it back,oh, part it in the middle and,
yeah, yeah, the bowl cut.
Yeah, put a bowl on your head,take a handful of gel and just
kind of put your hand throughyour head and you're fine.
But now I kind of comb it tothe side because I don't have as
much and it's thin, but you'llsee in video, because you're
(11:11):
aspiring to be a banker, put ona clip-on tie.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
There you go, pocket protector, it's a clip-on.
You sure?
There is one shampoo that theykeep advertising and I cannot
remember the name of it?
Oh, nutrafol, no.
Poo that they keep advertisingand I cannot remember the name
of it, oh, neutrophil, no, no,no, it's.
It's like that kind of likethat.
Yeah, I feel like it's got likea I've been seeing so many on
tv lately.
I mean, like we said, it's likea big money, money thing it's a
(11:37):
huge money thing and I guaranteeyou they could figure out how
to stop it right completely.
If they know what causes it,you should be able to stop it
somehow yeah, I mean, yeah, Imean your follicles are
shrinking.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
The DHT clogs it up.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Clogs it up.
What gets rid of DHT?
I don't know.
I didn't do enough research onit, but there's got to be
something I'm sure there is.
For every action there's anequal reaction.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Exactly.
But I'm sure these companiesmaking all this money on hair
products, or Companies makingall this money on hair products
you know, or products that bringyour hair back, don't want you
to find out.
No, they don't.
No, because it's probably, youknow, millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh yeah, and I wonder how many people spend how much
on products just for that.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, the average person.
Have I done it?
Yeah, I mean, back in the day Ibought my can of Rogaine, tried
it.
I was like, like this stuffsucks and it didn't even smell
good.
Get in your hair and it's likewhat the fuck?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
it's like george costanza when he gets that stuff
from china.
What does that smell?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
it's your freaking head dude.
Oh, but yeah, I I can say itright here, right now.
I've tried it I?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I would imagine that if you have that issue, yeah,
like going bald, you were goingto try it because you almost
eventually yeah you get you likeyou said.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You have pride.
Yeah, you don't want to be thatguy that's like going bald.
I mean mine isn't that bad.
I mean it's mostly recedinghairline.
I do have it all in the back ontop, which is nice and I'm not.
And the one good thing for mymother's jeans, I got very
little gray man.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
That's the thing.
I'm going, gray, are you really?
Yeah, I'm going gray and I'mgoing gray, my beard's got it
and I'm just like, oh, yourbeard definitely has it.
I'm just like you know what.
It's gonna happen one way oranother.
Oh, one way or the other.
Why am I gonna hide it?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Just own it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I have a beard and I have gray in my beard and my
hair is starting to go a littlegray.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Basically, kind of like.
We're trying to say that youguys out there, if you think you
have a problem and you'reembarrassed by it, don't you
know, let your just go with it.
I mean, there's not much youcan do.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You know there's almost nothing you can do about
it, really, because you're stuck.
You're stuck Like you can goand use all these topical
lotions and even the organicstuff the clam works Right Onion
oil or whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Snake juice Laser therapy.
I think they've had to try toopen up the follicles.
If you're really that concerned, about it?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
just go get a toupee, yeah, but then own the toupee
right, right.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh yeah, I got it.
Do you know anybody that has ahairpiece or no?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I've known him.
Yes, I don't know currentlyanybody off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Plus, I wouldn't throw it out there anyway,
because I had an uncle that usedto, but then he owned it after
a while.
Yeah, and I'll tell you whatafter he one of my mother's
brothers, he ended up gettingall kinds of chicks.
He dated like.
Even when he was older I waslike, damn yeah because it gave
him more confidence.
It gave him a lot of confidence.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, and then he started, even if somebody found
out he'd be like oh yeah, youtried being bald or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it sends a fake messageto people, but it's not fake if
you actually own it.
Yeah, I feel better wearing it.
I want to wear it, Yep, so I do.
Yep, people just be like ahcool man.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
So yeah, if you go to my house, I do have a good
collection of hats.
I have a good collection ofhats.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Hats and sneakers and jackets.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Oh yeah, I'm waiting for my.
I officially ordered mySakatumi gear.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm waiting formy.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I officially ordered my Sakatumi gear.
Oh yeah, yeah, I can't wait.
I know that's the one thing Idon't like about it.
I'm going to say out there, ittakes a little bit to get to the
merchandise Right, but it doescome, and the shirts and hats
are great.
Everything that I put out therehopefully people enjoy and like
, because I mean I keep going tostore every campaign Right.
I add more to it when I figureout how to.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Maybe after this episode we'll add hats.
I would love to.
I actually bought one.
I'd buy one.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I have one.
Oh, you do.
Yeah, I tried a sample fromVistaprint.
Okay, now I use Bonfire for theclothes, right, so shout out to
Bonfire, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Bonfire Kick Kick-ass stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, the shirts came out really nice.
Yep, they feel good.
They're great.
I can't wait.
They're high quality, I wasimpressed.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
My next episode or our next episode.
We should have some Sakatumimerchandise on.
Yeah, well, I do, it would becool.
Oh, you do yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I try and wear it every episode.
Yep, just to show, go to thestore and while you're there,
hell like and subscribe.
Yeah, absolutely Become abigger fan.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Going back to the hair, I'll tell you one guy who
has a nice head of hair Ham.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Oh God, he's not going to want you to blow his
head up.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I love that guy.
Shout out to my boy Ham.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I want to give a shout out right now, real quick,
before I forget, because thelast few episodes I forgot to do
this.
The listeners that have joinedI got to start doing that all
the time.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
We getting a bigger crowd, or what?
Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
We are, and they are all over.
They're in Europe.
I'm trying to find them Europe.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah Well, shout out to our boy in Germany, still Got
it.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Here it is.
We got listeners in Japan,ukraine, australia, france,
germany, the UK, canada and well, I think UK is Ireland, because
I know that one's on there andAustralia.
I already said Australia, but Iwant to give them shout outs
thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I'm psyched about that and they've been listening
to at least the last fewepisodes frequent, like all of
them really.
Yeah, that's awesome.
So they're consistent listenersand we really appreciate you
guys.
Yeah, and the episodes arepiling up and I'm thankful for
it and I want to give them ashout out and say thanks, guys,
keep listening absolutely,absolutely.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Someday, hopefully, we can connect.
You know, either emails or callin, take a trip and go do it
live, let's do it.
I mean, I'm always in for aroad trip.
Make sure I bring my hat withme.
Well, you know, another trickfor me is you take the
sunglasses and just flip them ontop of your head in the
summertime.
That way it keeps your hairdown.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Actually, if you're bald and have sunglasses, that's
like instant cool.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And then you throw a beard on yourself.
Forget it, forget it.
You just sit there by the poolwith your Bahama Johns shorts on
, or whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, there you go, you'll be flocked.
When was the first time younoticed you were starting to
lose hair?
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Oh, you didn't.
I still haven't.
My hair was always thin tobegin with, so as a kid, when I
was bald already.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Really yeah, Because it's like a higher hairline.
The first time I noticed iswhen it took longer and longer
to wash my face.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I'm serious man.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh, that was a good way to sneak that in there.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Hey, once you're gold bald, you never grow back.
My role, that's it.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I got to go, drop the mic, mic drop You're such an
idiot.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I suck.
I fucking hate you.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Oh my God, You're such a dick.
Once you go bald, it nevergrows back.
You never grow back.
You never grow back.
Such a dick.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Once you go bald, it never grows back.
You never grow back, you nevergrow back.
Always a good time here atSakatumi.
Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Dude, I can't stand you.
I can't stand myself.
You're my least favorite host.
This is going to take a lot ofediting now, that's alright,
that's all right, I freakinglove it.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I'm his favorite dwarf All right.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Come on, ditto, be professional, pull it together,
let's pull it together, guy.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
We still got to go to video after this.
Don't act like a child.
Make it like you've been herebefore.
Oh God, I should save this forvideo.
I screwed this up.
This guy is hysterical rightnow.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's the worst time for a laughing fit.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Always a good time here at Socket Toomey let me
tell you Freaking love this guyoh my God, all right, pull it
together.
Yeah, let's do a final, GreatFinal take on baldness here.
All right, let's recap realquick.
Yeah, recap.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
This whole thing starts with denial.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
It ends with a bang, with a joke.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Nothing against bald guys.
I love all you guys out there.
Yeah, basically I'm just havinga little fun with my my host
here if you're going bald, do itall like go bigger, go home I
agree I agree, accept it.
Shave your head, yep, own yourbaldness whatever, if you have a
(20:17):
, I'll tell you what.
The first time I shaved my headit was like oh god, I was
looking, no, no no, it's not,I'm just pulling it together.
I swear to God, I had to look inthe mirror for I don't know how
long and it was kind of justwhat the hell did I do?
You don't even have to tell ajoke, no, I'm just talking.
You can just tell a story.
I just told a story.
We are screwed, my the hell.
(20:47):
Oh, screw you.
Kepler, you owe me cookies.
I will bring cookies.
Oh, speaking of that, well,we'll show you on video, but
down to 203 a couple pounds more.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Look at you yeah, trying.
We should start tracking thison the podcast.
Oh, we probably should.
And maybe the thinner you get,the more hair will grow.
You know it's possible.
Well, it's obviously.
It's got less space to grow inyour body.
Yeah, it's going to have to gosomewhere.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, it's going somewhere, all right.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
The other way to regrow hair I don't know if you
know this is you just hold yournose and sneeze what's that Like
a chia pet or one of thosemonkeys there.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh my God, we have derailed completely.
This has gone off the fuckingwall.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I want to throw out, thanks to the Rock, bruce Willis
, jason Statham, the guys thatliterally made that popular.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh, absolutely Made it better Zacco G-Mac and Bish
Yep.
Here's a shout out to all youguys again.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
And, honestly, just through on sunglasses, you are
instantly, oh god, I don't evenknow where we're going.
We were in a recap yeah whenyou're listening to this,
recommend it to a friend who'sgot to get rid of that snapback
yeah, snapback indoors alrightsomehow we've stumbled our way
(22:03):
to the end of this, oh are youshitting me?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
it's the end already.
Yep, it's the end we're here.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh, I had a good time doing this one.
Yeah, this was good, and I'mglad that we did it, because it
opens up avenues for furthershows about stuff that guys
don't talk about, especially oh,guys, keep all their feelings
and emotions and whatever theygot going on let's make it cool
to do that All inside themselvesand just open up and let it out
, let it all pour out.
It feels better?
Yeah, it sure does.
It doesn't manifest itself intohair loss.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, it gives you less stress.
Yeah, that's part of the reasonyou got it.
That's what we're here for,yeah.
Connecting people to people,people to people.
You know, stress, stress.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I can't even speak.
It's stupid dad jokes.
Stress free zone.
Oh my god.
All right, guys, I'm sorry forthe derailment.
I apologize sincerely.
It's typical.
I hope you enjoyed the show.
Catch us, catch up with us nextweek.
Don't forget to hit sake to meand like and subscribe.
And again, hope you had a goodtime with this one.
Hope it's not ear piercing whenwe're done.
But as always, guys, be good.
(23:08):
Hey, everybody, it's Ditto.
I want to give a shout out to mybuddy, larry over at Legendary
Graphics.
He designed our logo for us.
It came out fantastic.
He does wraps, he does allkinds of customized stuff for
you.
If you get a chance, go toLegendarycom.
That's Legendarycom.
Check it out for anything youneed.
(23:28):
Alright, guys, thanks, be good.
Saki to me.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
Thanks for checking out ourshow today.
Hope you enjoyed it.
If you did subscribe to us, wecan hook up, interact.
You can tell us what you likeabout the show, talk about what
you don't like about the show,give us information and insight.
We'd appreciate it.
We only want to make the showbetter for you guys.
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