May 6, 2025 • 26 mins
The battle against uninvited houseguests rarely ends with a simple victory. From the silent destruction of termites costing Americans billions annually to the midnight cricket that drove one host to strip naked and hunt it down, our latest episode dives deep into the frustrating world of household pests.
Did you know a mature termite colony can consume up to a pound of wood daily? Or that carpenter bees create not just structural damage but entry points for water – potentially causing far more destruction than the insects themselves? We share shocking facts about common pests while trading war stories from our own pest control nightmares.
What makes this conversation particularly valuable is our practical approach to solutions. We explore both traditional and unconventional methods: from the effectiveness of cats against mice to homemade cricket traps using Coca-Cola. For pet owners, we tackle the challenging balance between finding solutions that eliminate pests without endangering beloved animals – including why natural remedies often disappoint while chemical options raise health concerns.
The episode takes unexpected turns as we recount personal horror stories, including a memorable middle-of-the-night encounter with a cricket that led to some questionable naked furniture climbing, and a painful bee infestation that resulted in multiple stings and the realization that "eco-friendly" spray might just make bees angrier, not deader.
Whether you're dealing with chipmunks ("designer mice") or stink bugs (that supposedly summon more when killed), this episode delivers equal parts practical advice, humorous mishaps, and camaraderie around a universal homeowner struggle. Listen now to arm yourself for the ongoing battle against nature's most persistent home invaders!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
hey, everybody, welcome to sake to me.
Hey, everybody, welcome backsake to me, podcast that
connects people to people, evenif they're a bunch of
pests***ing pests instead.
Oh, I'm here with keebs, my man.
Thanks for having me.
My home ray.
How's it going?
Everybody, long time, no see,yeah, you've been.
(00:32):
You've been a little, uh,avoiding.
I've been doing stuff like whatI've tried, uh, vinyl hats.
I got a new.
Yeah, well, you don't.
You know what today is.
I got a new?
Yeah, well, you know what todayis?
Dolphin Day, nfl Draft oh, yeah, yeah, that's why Keebler's got
the hat on.
If the Patriots don't draftTravis Hunter, I'm going to lose
(00:53):
it.
You're going to lose your shit.
I'm going to lose it, yeah, soI've been doing like many jobs.
Yeah, I've only done, like youknow, two or three days on most
of them and then I give up.
But I'm trying.
I'm trying to find my niche Inretirement.
That is, you sound like amillennial Pretty much.
If I'm not getting $30 a day,$30 an hour in my job, it's not
(01:18):
for me and I can show up when Iwant.
If I want, yeah, then I don'twant it.
F that ass.
Yeah, hey, it is what it is.
I can't even get my son to rakethe lawn.
No, I mean kids.
Nowadays they don't work fortheir parents.
No, you kidding me.
Then he's like Dad, dad, can Iget this?
(01:38):
Yeah, stop With what money, bro?
Yeah, where's your money?
Where's your cash come from?
Where's your money?
Where's your cash come from?
Where's your income?
Oh, you don't have any.
Well, I'll get it for mybirthday next year.
What, yeah, if you make it toyour birthday, christmas and
your birthday f?
That s?
Yeah, right, I agree, hey,we're here.
We're here about pests.
(01:59):
Yeah, household pests.
This, this is right up youralley.
No, I, I hate them.
Well, most people do.
I mean, the reason is thisepisode came up.
Is we got some at our houseright now?
Yeah, you got like birds in the.
We got birds belfry?
Yeah, we sure do.
They're up in the exhaust fanof our bathroom.
Well, get them out.
(02:20):
We've tried to hire somebody,but you know the guy's always
too busy.
Oh, I hope you're not speakingof me.
Yeah, oh, you are, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
That's really good for businessthere, keebler.
Well, I hope your tree houseburns down.
Yeah, thanks, buddy.
Fuck, you're making cookies,but, yeah.
But anyway, you, being acontractor, you must have come
across a lot of household pests,oh God, come across a lot of
(02:42):
household pests, oh God, yeah,in your day, yep, and my house
alone In this house, oh God, yes, yeah, oh, I hate it, I hate it
.
Crickets, crickets, yeah Well,they're basically just noisy.
They don't do a lot of damagecompared to termites.
Termites are horrible.
Termites are horrible and youcan't ever see them.
(03:02):
No, that's the problem.
Bees are also awful.
Bees are terrible.
And then, if you want to talkabout your yard moles,
groundhogs, oh yeah, all thatstuff.
And then even foxes, really,yeah, foxes dig holes, don't
they?
Well, they dig holes, yeah,yeah, I don't know, but anyway,
they make dens, they live indens.
So, yes, but back to termites.
(03:24):
What do you think the yearlyaverage is of the damage they do
in dollars in the United States?
Oh God, it's got to be millionsand millions, that's.
People are pointing the thumbsup going higher.
You mean to tell me it'sbillions?
Yes, wow, between five and 30billion.
You know what the crazy part is.
(03:44):
You know what the crazy part is.
You know what the crazy part is.
What's that?
Is it's requirement, if you'reselling a home, to have the
inspection, absolutely, and thenyou have to have it fixed and
then you claim it on insurance.
You can get home.
That's one of the pests thatyou can claim on homeowner's
insurance.
Yes, exactly, which is crazy.
Those numbers are probably alittle exaggerated.
(04:06):
I would think so, becauseinsurance is involved.
Yes, so I got to go cut out asill plate for you and put in a
new one and replace it.
It's going to take me about twohours.
Yep, $9,000.
Now that's exaggerated.
Yeah, exactly.
Let me ask you this what kind ofdamage have you seen from
termites?
I've seen walls gone,absolutely gone, gone, I believe
(04:29):
it.
Like studs are gone.
I had a remodel at my old houseyears ago and it was funny.
You say that because we tookthe sheetrock down and this was
on an interior wall and the studwas so brittle.
I mean it was still there.
But I took down a wall one timein a house, yep, and two studs
(04:50):
just came out with it.
Really, yeah, just dust, wow,complete dust.
There's so many termite.
You know how they burrow, theyburrow and they, they put all
those tracks in there.
Yep, two studs completely gone,completely gone.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, it's insane what they do.
That's one of the signs thatyou can tell you have termites.
It's like a little sawdust,yeah, I mean, because you can't
(05:14):
really tell, unless you can.
You actually can hear them atnight, at night, right, but then
you can't hear them over.
The crickets, bastards.
I got a story about a cricketand I got a story about bees.
Oh, bees, bees would bother me.
The boring bees, yeah, the onesthat dig holes right into the
(05:36):
side of your house, right,they're awful, they eat away,
just like termites.
Well, yeah, plus, they cancause water damage because they
start burrowing holes.
Water gets in there, water getsin, and then they can cause
water damage because they startburrowing holes.
Water gets in there, water getsin, and then water goes all
over.
Water does whatever the hell itwants to, right, and you can't
stop it.
No, you can't, and there's noreason trying.
(05:56):
People go crazy oh, put on sixfeet of ice and water now, yeah,
okay, water's still going tofind a way in, exactly, if it
wants to get in there.
Exactly, it will.
You're not going to stop it.
Before I was actually marriedit was at the time it would be
my fiance Okay, we lived in thishouse, yep, and so we had two
(06:17):
children.
They had the upstairs bedrooms,gotcha, and we stayed in the
basement.
Okay, well, little did.
I know that crickets were awfuldown there, and this is why I
hate crickets Really.
Yes, and so during the summer,right about now, right about
this time of year, they're inthere, they get in somehow, and
(06:40):
I couldn't figure out how theywere getting in.
And then you could like, scarethem and they'll stop, they'll
stop, and you couldn't figureout how they were getting in.
And then you can like, scarethem and they'll stop, they'll
stop, and you can't find them.
And then you can't find them,you can't find them.
Yeah, and so, without disgustingeverybody here, but I was naked
.
Oh boy, I'm completely nude andthere's one cricket I can't
find.
I'm up on a dresser, I'm downunder the bed, I'm looking for
(07:03):
this thing.
I ended up ripping half thewindow apart.
Are you shitting me, nate?
Completely butt ass, nate,looking for this cricket.
Oh, my god, I finally found itand I killed it.
And then I went to bed.
You couldn't have brought himoutside.
No, no, no.
At that point, at that point,no, you're dead.
You were dead to me.
Tell your family goodbye.
(07:23):
You could have just shut thehell up.
At that point.
No, this guy.
You're dead.
Jiminy wasn't making it, youwere dead to me.
Poor Jiminy, tell your familygoodbye.
C'est bonsoir.
You could have just shut thehell up until the morning.
Why don't you just start doingit at like 5 o'clock, like a
rooster?
Yeah, I'm standing up on thetop of a cabinet.
Yeah, completely naked,completely naked.
Apparently, the rooster was outand I would be up for hours at
(07:47):
times Don't they call therooster a cock?
And I couldn't sleep.
Well, yeah, yeah, and that wasme.
You know we'll sidetrack there,but that was you.
Yeah, that was one, blood-assnaked.
That was one of my stories Ican only imagine.
Oh there, oh, I have anothergood one.
It wasn't a good one for me,but it'll be a good story.
(08:07):
But get back to your insects.
Oh, my insects.
Well, okay, a mature colony oftermites.
How much wood do you think theycan eat in a day?
Another fun fact Full colony,you know no-transcript.
How about in pounds?
Oh God, I don't know.
They can eat a two-by-four in aday.
What size two-by-four Is itstandard eight-foot two-by-four?
(08:32):
Well, how much does that weigh?
Probably four or five pounds.
They can eat up to a pound ofwood a day, so that'd probably
be maybe a third of a regulartwo-by-four.
That would take them four orfive days to eat, but still
that's a lot of wood, dude, andthey eat it for consumption.
Now you got ants that eat it,carpenter ants To do damage.
(08:54):
They don't consume it, theyjust gnaw the shit out of it.
It's not, they don't knowthey're doing damage, they're
building their own colony,they're building their.
They're exactly right.
Ants burrow into wood to makenests and they do a ton of
damage.
Only in the hundreds ofthousands compared to termites.
Jesus, still, it's still a lotof money, but you can't claim
(09:17):
that.
I don't think ants are claimableon homeowners.
It doesn't matter, because it'sbasically the same.
Okay, yes, termites are eatingit.
Yeah, because they're hungry.
Ants are burrowing throughbecause they want to build a
nest.
Yeah, but you can't necessarilytell the difference between the
two uh patterns, I guess.
(09:38):
Right, right, the burrows orwhatever.
Yep, so you could claim it wastermites anyway.
So I don't know why theywouldn't actually just put ants
in there anyway.
Right, because they're payingfor it, no matter what.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Anyway.
Then you get the smaller antstoo, the what do you call them,
like the sugar ants or whatever?
Yeah, the ones that are, thelittle brown ones that like Suck
(10:01):
that, suck real bad, and geteverywhere, yeah, in like
millions of them at a time,millions and millions.
Those are just as bad.
The worst insects, honestly,right now that I can find are
those bees, the bees, the bees,because I can't stop them.
(10:21):
Well, that's exactly right.
And if they make a nest bigenough that the weight of their
nest can do damage to walls andceilings, yeah, it could
collapse them.
Plus, with the water, like wetalked about getting in, going
elsewhere Crickets, ants and allthose ground-dwelling insects
you can spray for them and killthem.
(10:42):
Right, right, keep them away,bees, not as easy, no, not as
easy at all.
You have to like they get a.
Basically, you gotta do thosethings.
You gotta get foggers, fogger,yeah, you gotta fog them.
You gotta kind of do it atnight too, because when they're
dormant, exactly, yeah, becausethey're too active during the
day, Absolutely, you know.
So another story oh boy, samebasement, same bedroom, same
(11:08):
naked.
No, this time I had a shirt on,I'm just kidding, I had clothes
on.
Uh, I had clothes on, butsitting there and my ex-wife and
I were like what's that noiseyou hear in the wall, in the
wall in the basement, really,and they were coming up into the
ceiling area.
So my first floor, from thebasement to the first floor, is
(11:29):
insulated.
Okay, for whatever reason, wedid that, but anyway.
So I'm like what the hell?
So I pulled down some of theceiling and I pulled down some
of the insulation.
Yep, bees are flying all over.
Are you kidding?
I must have gotten stung 27times, wow, yeah, kidding, I
(11:51):
must have gotten stung 27 times,wow, yeah.
And I am now here.
I am using this, uh, green typeof bee spray because it's in a
room.
It's not like raid, yeah, yeah,yeah.
So it's like a veryeco-friendly, eco-friendly kind
of more mild towards humans,humans.
Yep, it's an eco-friendly beespray, right, and it ain't
killing them, it's just makingthem angry.
Give me some more of that.
I'm getting fucking stung.
(12:13):
I can see it now.
You motherfucking.
Oh, my good God.
I hate to laugh because I'vebeen there, not in my house, but
outside, with the lawnmower.
You hit the underground bees,yeah, the underground.
You hit a railroad tire or abush and all of a sudden, bam,
you're getting nailed.
You're getting nailed and youdon't see them coming.
Nope, I hate bees.
I hate bees.
(12:34):
Bees suck and the only reason Ihate them is because you don't
see them.
If I knew there was a nest andI was poking at it and I got
stung, I'd be like, oh, I got st, they'd fight fair.
But no, no, they're attackinglike all you turn around,
they're behind you.
Bees are like women, they'recovert.
Just kidding, you're one crazydude.
(12:57):
We got another common.
Another common pest that mostpeople can relate to is mice.
Yeah, they're a pain in the ass, but that's another thing you
can catch with traps, all kindsof.
I'll tell you a story about ourboy, mr Miller, who, when he
was living with me in mybasement, comes up one morning.
(13:19):
He had a pet mouse, a Keebleryou don't have mice down there.
I go, yeah, probably he goes,probably he goes.
Dude, dude, I think I ranacross my head last night.
He goes, I'm gonna set up atrap.
I go.
Okay, I got traps here with youknow, mousetrap with peanut
butter.
No, no, I set my own up.
Oh boy, he's just sitting therewith a bb gun.
Well, he did sleep under.
(13:41):
He did sleep with a sniperrifle, sniper, rifleniper rifle
under his bed.
I don't know if you ever knewthat.
Oh yeah, I knew it.
Anyway, he sets up the buckethe was a Marine, he was a Marine
Sets up the bucket with waterwith a plank, puts a little bit
of food on the end of the plankyou know the stick and he just
(14:02):
lets him drown.
He had like three of them thefirst night.
He goes.
I'll do things my way.
He says you know he's gigglingat it.
Oh yeah, you can also get ridof them with a friendly pet
called a cat.
Yeah, if you have a mouseproblem, you want to get a cat.
You got to get a cat, 100%.
(14:22):
Yep, you know that.
Saying the early bird gets theworm, yeah Well, the early bird
gets the worm, yeah Well, thesecond mouse gets the cheese,
yeah, otherwise you're going toget Ricky Millard, poor bastard.
Yeah, that mouse had no chance,no chance at all, zero chance.
(14:44):
I have a major infestationaround here every year and the
biggest thing is trying to findstuff that's good for the dog.
Well, you're exactly right, msMaz.
Yep, because we do the samestuff outside.
We got shit going on and youcan't put anything down because
of the dogs.
Yeah, and you want to findsomething that's effective but
still good for the dogs?
(15:04):
Right, what do you do?
I have no idea.
Me either, although I feel likeammonia.
You think so Ammonia and orbleach not together, because
that will explode, yeah, but Iknow ammonia keeps skunks away
and rabbits away.
Okay, because it smells likeurine, yep, so they won't come
around Necessarily, they won'tcome around Necessarily, they
won't come around.
(15:24):
So if you have a skunkinfestation or a groundhog or a
mole, you pour ammonia aroundyour house and they tend to stay
away.
Okay, because it smells likeurine.
That sounds.
I'll have to mention that oneto Mrs Keebler.
And then people told me bleachalso works, but I'm like bleach,
that seems like it would be.
(15:46):
I don't want white grass.
Yeah, I mean chlorophyll.
Take, take care of my lawn, man, I don't.
I don't want to be killing it.
Yeah, but it's like, what doyou do for animals?
Yeah, I mean the nature, thenatural stuff sucks, oh, yeah,
and then it's gonna.
It works like that, nope, nope,it doesn't work at all.
(16:07):
Nope, you're exactly right.
What did I do?
I filled like a, I think Ifilled a little container with
Coca-Cola.
They put it on my stairs,really, going down into the
basement, yep, to trap thecrickets, really.
Once they get, for whateverreason.
I guess once they get in there,they can't get out.
They can't get out.
Okay, it's just a.
It's like a cap of a small, Idon't know Tupperware container.
(16:29):
Yep, put Coca-Cola in it and,for whatever reason, they can't
get out of it.
Oh shit, I don't know why.
Or they just sit there and theydrink so much of it, I don't
know, carbonation blows them up.
I have no idea.
Maybe have I tried crickets?
Oh, crickets, you know what Iheard?
Crickets, that's how thatworked, just crickets.
(16:53):
And then there's another onewhere it's like to kill weeds
and to keep bugs away.
It's a mixture of like dishsoap, bacon, soda, warm water
and you mix it in like a 50 to 1ratio and you spray it all over
the place and it kills weedsand it keeps bugs away.
I haven't tried it, so I don'tknow if it works or not.
(17:13):
I was just told that the otherday.
Really, but the natural stuffdoesn't seem to work.
No, but they're making aboatload of money on it, yeah,
and the stuff that works givesyou cancer, oh, yeah.
So it's like what the fuck do Iwant this shit for?
It's like the, what's it?
The ortho?
Yeah, that's all you hear aboutis for killing weeds, like oh,
(17:34):
if you were, you know aroundthis stuff at this period of
time from 1979 to 1990.
You could join this classaction suit.
Yeah, you might be entitled toall kinds of money because you
have methylceliomorphoma,whatever.
That was close.
Yeah,methylmethylmethylphilioma yeah,
that one, that one.
(17:55):
That's what I'm going with.
Thank you, I'm not going to tryit again.
That was already enough.
So any more stories on worksites?
Well, I got stories on worksites.
Yes, first of all, work is busyas F.
Oh, good for you.
To everybody out therelistening, bear with us.
I'm back to work, full swing.
(18:16):
So now I'm balancing two jobsand my promotional duties have
failed epically.
Yeah, he's a busy dude, so Igot to get back to it.
But we're still recording,still put them up there, still
every Tuesday.
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And I got hats, you do.
(18:38):
Yeah, oh, keebler's in the hats.
I got hats.
I'm not going to give you one,no, I'll buy one.
I'm a working man.
Now You're going to have to.
I do some umpiring.
Just got hired today for anotherjob.
What'd you get?
A far back position at HawksLanding?
Oh, really, yeah, free golf.
I didn't work that into theconversation.
It probably should have beenone of the first things I asked.
(19:00):
You know what, from now on,anytime you go for an interview,
I'm not too bright.
Call me first.
Okay, all right, I will tellyou what to look for.
I am so good.
I don't know if I get meals,drinks, golf, whatever.
You don't listen to me, don'tdo that.
But when do you start?
Have you already started?
Next Friday?
(19:20):
Next Friday, which be May 2nd,I'm going to go there next
Friday and just drop all mydrinks on the floor.
I'll be cleaning them up.
Yes, you will, with a smile,and I'm going to be looking at
you.
I'm a paying customer.
You can't touch me.
It's going to be great, butcongratulations on your job.
Thanks, man.
Thanks.
Now we've got to get back torecording more frequently.
(19:41):
Yeah, I'll be back.
You were all about it.
For like 10 seconds I was, andthen you left behind dry.
I miss you.
You're the only reason thisshow goes.
No, without you, we've gotnothing.
We've got the girls.
The girls make it go.
They're popular, are they?
Yeah, are they?
They are, are they?
I've seen the latest polls.
(20:02):
Yeah, they're scorching.
It's Casey, t-botbot and thenthe two of us, just the two of
us.
It's somewhere out, though.
I got the patio opened up.
I want to start recordingoutside.
Oh, that'd be great.
And we'll have bugs all overthe place.
Oh, that'd be great, yeah, sooutside.
(20:24):
Getting back to the bugs, yep, Igot this thing and tBot gave it
to me.
It's a bug zapper.
Okay, right, it's a bug zapper,but it's not the type you would
.
Those are pretty effective.
Well, you know the ones we'retalking about, like mosquitoes,
yeah, yeah, where it's a bluelight hanging, yeah, it's not.
Oh, it's like a cyclone tunnel,really.
(20:44):
They fly into the blue lightand then the little fan that's
on it sucks them down a hole andthey just die there.
I've not seen that.
Yeah, and they can't get out.
Wow, and it works for, like,was it over an acre, really?
Wow, yeah, it's supposed tosuck all the bugs for over an
acre.
You've got less than an acrehere, so let's take care of you,
your neighbors.
Well, we didn't have that manybugs last year.
(21:05):
Guy across the street, oh, thatacross the street.
Forget that, that's nonsense.
But no, it got rid of most ofthe bugs.
It wasn't all of them.
I thought it would have beenmore effective, but it really
did a decent job and I'll showyou what it is after we're done
here recording, and I'll showyou.
I got another quick one for you.
(21:28):
It's a pest that really gets mygoat.
The fucking chipmunks man.
I can't stand those thingsbecause they do a lot of damage.
They're just designer mice Isthat what they are?
Yeah, they're fancy lookingmice.
Well, they're hard to get.
Or mutant squirrels?
Oh, squirrels Now that'sanother subject.
They do a lot of chewing, youknow, like plastics.
(21:51):
Screens oh, yeah, they'll goright through it, they don't
care.
Wires I was so happy one diedin my pool, oh, really Good job.
But yeah, they're a handfulSquirrels and chipmunks.
Squirrels and chipmunksChipmunks are so hard to catch.
Oh, that's what a BB gun's for.
Yeah, good luck shooting one ofthem.
(22:12):
Those little screwers are fast,they're pretty fast.
Oh, my God, they're shifty,they're shifty little bastards
they are.
I don't like them.
I don't either.
No, I swear to God every time,me, me, me, me, me, me.
And they're like snakes becausethey, oh, they can, yeah, they
can go left right.
They've got peripheral vision.
(22:32):
Yeah, but they're so quick andthey'll be sitting there.
Oh, no, you get too close.
Yep, it's like a snake.
It's like a snake in the grassAll of a sudden, whoosh,
remember when you were thatquick back in the day?
That was a long time ago.
Yeah, I know, it was so longago I forgot about it.
That ball of the head didn'thelp anything.
No, ouch, that hurt.
(22:59):
Oh, no, you know what.
Well, you know.
Back to mice.
They could contaminate your foodsource as well.
Yes, because they shit in it.
They shit in it and they eatcrap.
They eat everything.
Shit in it.
They shit in it and they eatcrap.
They eat everything.
They eat anything.
They eat insulation.
Insulation is huge.
Whatever they, they don't care.
Nope, they're like largercockroaches, except they die.
(23:23):
They do die, they do die.
Oh, those stink bugs.
Yeah, how the hell do you getrid of those things?
I don't know.
But they claim, if you killthem, it tracks more.
Yeah, and then they smell sobad.
Yeah, you're the one who would.
I remember I never, ever knewabout those things until you did
my windows.
Yeah, and I think a couple flewin.
(23:43):
You know, obviously there's nowindows, but I'm like what the
hell is that?
It's a stink bug.
It's a stink bug.
Yeah, is that what it's calledstink bug.
I have no idea, I wonder.
I'm probably calling it thewhole.
It's probably like a.
I think everybody calls it astink bug.
Oh, fruit flies too.
You've been called a stink bug.
Excuse me, sir, you smellyourself After a tournament?
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Yes, I have, and I will agreewith you.
I did not smell quite thatgreat.
No, no, except for that time.
One time, just one time.
Yeah, we stopped at the stripclub.
Oh boy, I'm just kidding, I'mjust kidding.
There was a strip club involvedwhen Florida, oh, florida, yeah
, yeah, I got in a lot oftrouble for that one.
Yeah, you did.
That's a story for another time, though.
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Yeah, you took down a bunch ofour teammates.
No, no, I didn't, they tookdown themselves.
You can only lead a horse towater.
You can't make it drink.
Well, apparently you madeGodova drink, hey, hey, hey, I
didn't make him, he chose to, hechose to, yeah, and he, she
didn't stop.
Anyway, we're getting towardsthe end here.
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It was good to be back.
It's good to have you back.
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I love it when you're here.
I love you, ditto.
Hey, you're the only one thatsays that.
If, if Mazzy could speak, shewould probably say the same
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But that's it she.
Yeah, the other ones, they'renot too fond of you.
No, few are.
They tolerate you.
Most people do.
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You're like a fine wine, you'rean acquired taste.
My friend Acquired.
Yes, I'm like Novocaine.
You can't wait for it to wearoff.
It's necessary, but you can'twait for it to wear off.
All necessary, but you can'twait for it to wear off.
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hey, everybody, welcome to sake to me.
Hey, everybody, welcome backsake to me, podcast that
connects people to people, evenif they're a bunch of
pests***ing pests instead.
Oh, I'm here with keebs, my man.
Thanks for having me.
My home ray.
How's it going?
Everybody, long time, no see,yeah, you've been.
(00:32):
You've been a little, uh,avoiding.
I've been doing stuff like whatI've tried, uh, vinyl hats.
I got a new.
Yeah, well, you don't.
You know what today is.
I got a new?
Yeah, well, you know what todayis?
Dolphin Day, nfl Draft oh, yeah, yeah, that's why Keebler's got
the hat on.
If the Patriots don't draftTravis Hunter, I'm going to lose
(00:53):
it.
You're going to lose your shit.
I'm going to lose it, yeah, soI've been doing like many jobs.
Yeah, I've only done, like youknow, two or three days on most
of them and then I give up.
But I'm trying.
I'm trying to find my niche Inretirement.
That is, you sound like amillennial Pretty much.
If I'm not getting $30 a day,$30 an hour in my job, it's not
(01:18):
for me and I can show up when Iwant.
If I want, yeah, then I don'twant it.
F that ass.
Yeah, hey, it is what it is.
I can't even get my son to rakethe lawn.
No, I mean kids.
Nowadays they don't work fortheir parents.
No, you kidding me.
Then he's like Dad, dad, can Iget this?
(01:38):
Yeah, stop With what money, bro?
Yeah, where's your money?
Where's your cash come from?
Where's your money?
Where's your cash come from?
Where's your income?
Oh, you don't have any.
Well, I'll get it for mybirthday next year.
What, yeah, if you make it toyour birthday, christmas and
your birthday f?
That s?
Yeah, right, I agree, hey,we're here.
We're here about pests.
(01:59):
Yeah, household pests.
This, this is right up youralley.
No, I, I hate them.
Well, most people do.
I mean, the reason is thisepisode came up.
Is we got some at our houseright now?
Yeah, you got like birds in the.
We got birds belfry?
Yeah, we sure do.
They're up in the exhaust fanof our bathroom.
Well, get them out.
(02:20):
We've tried to hire somebody,but you know the guy's always
too busy.
Oh, I hope you're not speakingof me.
Yeah, oh, you are, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
That's really good for businessthere, keebler.
Well, I hope your tree houseburns down.
Yeah, thanks, buddy.
Fuck, you're making cookies,but, yeah.
But anyway, you, being acontractor, you must have come
across a lot of household pests,oh God, come across a lot of
(02:42):
household pests, oh God, yeah,in your day, yep, and my house
alone In this house, oh God, yes, yeah, oh, I hate it, I hate it
.
Crickets, crickets, yeah Well,they're basically just noisy.
They don't do a lot of damagecompared to termites.
Termites are horrible.
Termites are horrible and youcan't ever see them.
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No, that's the problem.
Bees are also awful.
Bees are terrible.
And then, if you want to talkabout your yard moles,
groundhogs, oh yeah, all thatstuff.
And then even foxes, really,yeah, foxes dig holes, don't
they?
Well, they dig holes, yeah,yeah, I don't know, but anyway,
they make dens, they live indens.
So, yes, but back to termites.
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What do you think the yearlyaverage is of the damage they do
in dollars in the United States?
Oh God, it's got to be millionsand millions, that's.
People are pointing the thumbsup going higher.
You mean to tell me it'sbillions?
Yes, wow, between five and 30billion.
You know what the crazy part is.
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You know what the crazy part is.
You know what the crazy part is.
What's that?
Is it's requirement, if you'reselling a home, to have the
inspection, absolutely, and thenyou have to have it fixed and
then you claim it on insurance.
You can get home.
That's one of the pests thatyou can claim on homeowner's
insurance.
Yes, exactly, which is crazy.
Those numbers are probably alittle exaggerated.
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I would think so, becauseinsurance is involved.
Yes, so I got to go cut out asill plate for you and put in a
new one and replace it.
It's going to take me about twohours.
Yep, $9,000.
Now that's exaggerated.
Yeah, exactly.
Let me ask you this what kind ofdamage have you seen from
termites?
I've seen walls gone,absolutely gone, gone, I believe
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it.
Like studs are gone.
I had a remodel at my old houseyears ago and it was funny.
You say that because we tookthe sheetrock down and this was
on an interior wall and the studwas so brittle.
I mean it was still there.
But I took down a wall one timein a house, yep, and two studs
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just came out with it.
Really, yeah, just dust, wow,complete dust.
There's so many termite.
You know how they burrow, theyburrow and they, they put all
those tracks in there.
Yep, two studs completely gone,completely gone.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, it's insane what they do.
That's one of the signs thatyou can tell you have termites.
It's like a little sawdust,yeah, I mean, because you can't
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really tell, unless you can.
You actually can hear them atnight, at night, right, but then
you can't hear them over.
The crickets, bastards.
I got a story about a cricketand I got a story about bees.
Oh, bees, bees would bother me.
The boring bees, yeah, the onesthat dig holes right into the
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side of your house, right,they're awful, they eat away,
just like termites.
Well, yeah, plus, they cancause water damage because they
start burrowing holes.
Water gets in there, water getsin, and then they can cause
water damage because they startburrowing holes.
Water gets in there, water getsin, and then water goes all
over.
Water does whatever the hell itwants to, right, and you can't
stop it.
No, you can't, and there's noreason trying.
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People go crazy oh, put on sixfeet of ice and water now, yeah,
okay, water's still going tofind a way in, exactly, if it
wants to get in there.
Exactly, it will.
You're not going to stop it.
Before I was actually marriedit was at the time it would be
my fiance Okay, we lived in thishouse, yep, and so we had two
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children.
They had the upstairs bedrooms,gotcha, and we stayed in the
basement.
Okay, well, little did.
I know that crickets were awfuldown there, and this is why I
hate crickets Really.
Yes, and so during the summer,right about now, right about
this time of year, they're inthere, they get in somehow, and
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I couldn't figure out how theywere getting in.
And then you could like, scarethem and they'll stop, they'll
stop, and you couldn't figureout how they were getting in.
And then you can like, scarethem and they'll stop, they'll
stop, and you can't find them.
And then you can't find them,you can't find them.
Yeah, and so, without disgustingeverybody here, but I was naked
.
Oh boy, I'm completely nude andthere's one cricket I can't
find.
I'm up on a dresser, I'm downunder the bed, I'm looking for
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this thing.
I ended up ripping half thewindow apart.
Are you shitting me, nate?
Completely butt ass, nate,looking for this cricket.
Oh, my god, I finally found itand I killed it.
And then I went to bed.
You couldn't have brought himoutside.
No, no, no.
At that point, at that point,no, you're dead.
You were dead to me.
Tell your family goodbye.
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You could have just shut thehell up.
At that point.
No, this guy.
You're dead.
Jiminy wasn't making it, youwere dead to me.
Poor Jiminy, tell your familygoodbye.
C'est bonsoir.
You could have just shut thehell up until the morning.
Why don't you just start doingit at like 5 o'clock, like a
rooster?
Yeah, I'm standing up on thetop of a cabinet.
Yeah, completely naked,completely naked.
Apparently, the rooster was outand I would be up for hours at
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times Don't they call therooster a cock?
And I couldn't sleep.
Well, yeah, yeah, and that wasme.
You know we'll sidetrack there,but that was you.
Yeah, that was one, blood-assnaked.
That was one of my stories Ican only imagine.
Oh there, oh, I have anothergood one.
It wasn't a good one for me,but it'll be a good story.
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But get back to your insects.
Oh, my insects.
Well, okay, a mature colony oftermites.
How much wood do you think theycan eat in a day?
Another fun fact Full colony,you know no-transcript.
How about in pounds?
Oh God, I don't know.
They can eat a two-by-four in aday.
What size two-by-four Is itstandard eight-foot two-by-four?
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Well, how much does that weigh?
Probably four or five pounds.
They can eat up to a pound ofwood a day, so that'd probably
be maybe a third of a regulartwo-by-four.
That would take them four orfive days to eat, but still
that's a lot of wood, dude, andthey eat it for consumption.
Now you got ants that eat it,carpenter ants To do damage.
(08:54):
They don't consume it, theyjust gnaw the shit out of it.
It's not, they don't knowthey're doing damage, they're
building their own colony,they're building their.
They're exactly right.
Ants burrow into wood to makenests and they do a ton of
damage.
Only in the hundreds ofthousands compared to termites.
Jesus, still, it's still a lotof money, but you can't claim
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that.
I don't think ants are claimableon homeowners.
It doesn't matter, because it'sbasically the same.
Okay, yes, termites are eatingit.
Yeah, because they're hungry.
Ants are burrowing throughbecause they want to build a
nest.
Yeah, but you can't necessarilytell the difference between the
two uh patterns, I guess.
(09:38):
Right, right, the burrows orwhatever.
Yep, so you could claim it wastermites anyway.
So I don't know why theywouldn't actually just put ants
in there anyway.
Right, because they're payingfor it, no matter what.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Anyway.
Then you get the smaller antstoo, the what do you call them,
like the sugar ants or whatever?
Yeah, the ones that are, thelittle brown ones that like Suck
(10:01):
that, suck real bad, and geteverywhere, yeah, in like
millions of them at a time,millions and millions.
Those are just as bad.
The worst insects, honestly,right now that I can find are
those bees, the bees, the bees,because I can't stop them.
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Well, that's exactly right.
And if they make a nest bigenough that the weight of their
nest can do damage to walls andceilings, yeah, it could
collapse them.
Plus, with the water, like wetalked about getting in, going
elsewhere Crickets, ants and allthose ground-dwelling insects
you can spray for them and killthem.
(10:42):
Right, right, keep them away,bees, not as easy, no, not as
easy at all.
You have to like they get a.
Basically, you gotta do thosethings.
You gotta get foggers, fogger,yeah, you gotta fog them.
You gotta kind of do it atnight too, because when they're
dormant, exactly, yeah, becausethey're too active during the
day, Absolutely, you know.
So another story oh boy, samebasement, same bedroom, same
(11:08):
naked.
No, this time I had a shirt on,I'm just kidding, I had clothes
on.
Uh, I had clothes on, butsitting there and my ex-wife and
I were like what's that noiseyou hear in the wall, in the
wall in the basement, really,and they were coming up into the
ceiling area.
So my first floor, from thebasement to the first floor, is
(11:29):
insulated.
Okay, for whatever reason, wedid that, but anyway.
So I'm like what the hell?
So I pulled down some of theceiling and I pulled down some
of the insulation.
Yep, bees are flying all over.
Are you kidding?
I must have gotten stung 27times, wow, yeah, kidding, I
(11:51):
must have gotten stung 27 times,wow, yeah.
And I am now here.
I am using this, uh, green typeof bee spray because it's in a
room.
It's not like raid, yeah, yeah,yeah.
So it's like a veryeco-friendly, eco-friendly kind
of more mild towards humans,humans.
Yep, it's an eco-friendly beespray, right, and it ain't
killing them, it's just makingthem angry.
Give me some more of that.
I'm getting fucking stung.
(12:13):
I can see it now.
You motherfucking.
Oh, my good God.
I hate to laugh because I'vebeen there, not in my house, but
outside, with the lawnmower.
You hit the underground bees,yeah, the underground.
You hit a railroad tire or abush and all of a sudden, bam,
you're getting nailed.
You're getting nailed and youdon't see them coming.
Nope, I hate bees.
I hate bees.
(12:34):
Bees suck and the only reason Ihate them is because you don't
see them.
If I knew there was a nest andI was poking at it and I got
stung, I'd be like, oh, I got st, they'd fight fair.
But no, no, they're attackinglike all you turn around,
they're behind you.
Bees are like women, they'recovert.
Just kidding, you're one crazydude.
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We got another common.
Another common pest that mostpeople can relate to is mice.
Yeah, they're a pain in the ass, but that's another thing you
can catch with traps, all kindsof.
I'll tell you a story about ourboy, mr Miller, who, when he
was living with me in mybasement, comes up one morning.
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He had a pet mouse, a Keebleryou don't have mice down there.
I go, yeah, probably he goes,probably he goes.
Dude, dude, I think I ranacross my head last night.
He goes, I'm gonna set up atrap.
I go.
Okay, I got traps here with youknow, mousetrap with peanut
butter.
No, no, I set my own up.
Oh boy, he's just sitting therewith a bb gun.
Well, he did sleep under.
(13:41):
He did sleep with a sniperrifle, sniper, rifleniper rifle
under his bed.
I don't know if you ever knewthat.
Oh yeah, I knew it.
Anyway, he sets up the buckethe was a Marine, he was a Marine
Sets up the bucket with waterwith a plank, puts a little bit
of food on the end of the plankyou know the stick and he just
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lets him drown.
He had like three of them thefirst night.
He goes.
I'll do things my way.
He says you know he's gigglingat it.
Oh yeah, you can also get ridof them with a friendly pet
called a cat.
Yeah, if you have a mouseproblem, you want to get a cat.
You got to get a cat, 100%.
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Yep, you know that.
Saying the early bird gets theworm, yeah Well, the early bird
gets the worm, yeah Well, thesecond mouse gets the cheese,
yeah, otherwise you're going toget Ricky Millard, poor bastard.
Yeah, that mouse had no chance,no chance at all, zero chance.
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I have a major infestationaround here every year and the
biggest thing is trying to findstuff that's good for the dog.
Well, you're exactly right, msMaz.
Yep, because we do the samestuff outside.
We got shit going on and youcan't put anything down because
of the dogs.
Yeah, and you want to findsomething that's effective but
still good for the dogs?
(15:04):
Right, what do you do?
I have no idea.
Me either, although I feel likeammonia.
You think so Ammonia and orbleach not together, because
that will explode, yeah, but Iknow ammonia keeps skunks away
and rabbits away.
Okay, because it smells likeurine, yep, so they won't come
around Necessarily, they won'tcome around Necessarily, they
won't come around.
(15:24):
So if you have a skunkinfestation or a groundhog or a
mole, you pour ammonia aroundyour house and they tend to stay
away.
Okay, because it smells likeurine.
That sounds.
I'll have to mention that oneto Mrs Keebler.
And then people told me bleachalso works, but I'm like bleach,
that seems like it would be.
(15:46):
I don't want white grass.
Yeah, I mean chlorophyll.
Take, take care of my lawn, man, I don't.
I don't want to be killing it.
Yeah, but it's like, what doyou do for animals?
Yeah, I mean the nature, thenatural stuff sucks, oh, yeah,
and then it's gonna.
It works like that, nope, nope,it doesn't work at all.
(16:07):
Nope, you're exactly right.
What did I do?
I filled like a, I think Ifilled a little container with
Coca-Cola.
They put it on my stairs,really, going down into the
basement, yep, to trap thecrickets, really.
Once they get, for whateverreason.
I guess once they get in there,they can't get out.
They can't get out.
Okay, it's just a.
It's like a cap of a small, Idon't know Tupperware container.
(16:29):
Yep, put Coca-Cola in it and,for whatever reason, they can't
get out of it.
Oh shit, I don't know why.
Or they just sit there and theydrink so much of it, I don't
know, carbonation blows them up.
I have no idea.
Maybe have I tried crickets?
Oh, crickets, you know what Iheard?
Crickets, that's how thatworked, just crickets.
(16:53):
And then there's another onewhere it's like to kill weeds
and to keep bugs away.
It's a mixture of like dishsoap, bacon, soda, warm water
and you mix it in like a 50 to 1ratio and you spray it all over
the place and it kills weedsand it keeps bugs away.
I haven't tried it, so I don'tknow if it works or not.
(17:13):
I was just told that the otherday.
Really, but the natural stuffdoesn't seem to work.
No, but they're making aboatload of money on it, yeah,
and the stuff that works givesyou cancer, oh, yeah.
So it's like what the fuck do Iwant this shit for?
It's like the, what's it?
The ortho?
Yeah, that's all you hear aboutis for killing weeds, like oh,
(17:34):
if you were, you know aroundthis stuff at this period of
time from 1979 to 1990.
You could join this classaction suit.
Yeah, you might be entitled toall kinds of money because you
have methylceliomorphoma,whatever.
That was close.
Yeah,methylmethylmethylphilioma yeah,
that one, that one.
(17:55):
That's what I'm going with.
Thank you, I'm not going to tryit again.
That was already enough.
So any more stories on worksites?
Well, I got stories on worksites.
Yes, first of all, work is busyas F.
Oh, good for you.
To everybody out therelistening, bear with us.
I'm back to work, full swing.
(18:16):
So now I'm balancing two jobsand my promotional duties have
failed epically.
Yeah, he's a busy dude, so Igot to get back to it.
But we're still recording,still put them up there, still
every Tuesday.
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Like and subscribe.
Come find us.
And I got hats, you do.
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Yeah, oh, keebler's in the hats.
I got hats.
I'm not going to give you one,no, I'll buy one.
I'm a working man.
Now You're going to have to.
I do some umpiring.
Just got hired today for anotherjob.
What'd you get?
A far back position at HawksLanding?
Oh, really, yeah, free golf.
I didn't work that into theconversation.
It probably should have beenone of the first things I asked.
(19:00):
You know what, from now on,anytime you go for an interview,
I'm not too bright.
Call me first.
Okay, all right, I will tellyou what to look for.
I am so good.
I don't know if I get meals,drinks, golf, whatever.
You don't listen to me, don'tdo that.
But when do you start?
Have you already started?
Next Friday?
(19:20):
Next Friday, which be May 2nd,I'm going to go there next
Friday and just drop all mydrinks on the floor.
I'll be cleaning them up.
Yes, you will, with a smile,and I'm going to be looking at
you.
I'm a paying customer.
You can't touch me.
It's going to be great, butcongratulations on your job.
Thanks, man.
Thanks.
Now we've got to get back torecording more frequently.
(19:41):
Yeah, I'll be back.
You were all about it.
For like 10 seconds I was, andthen you left behind dry.
I miss you.
You're the only reason thisshow goes.
No, without you, we've gotnothing.
We've got the girls.
The girls make it go.
They're popular, are they?
Yeah, are they?
They are, are they?
I've seen the latest polls.
(20:02):
Yeah, they're scorching.
It's Casey, t-botbot and thenthe two of us, just the two of
us.
It's somewhere out, though.
I got the patio opened up.
I want to start recordingoutside.
Oh, that'd be great.
And we'll have bugs all overthe place.
Oh, that'd be great, yeah, sooutside.
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Getting back to the bugs, yep, Igot this thing and tBot gave it
to me.
It's a bug zapper.
Okay, right, it's a bug zapper,but it's not the type you would
.
Those are pretty effective.
Well, you know the ones we'retalking about, like mosquitoes,
yeah, yeah, where it's a bluelight hanging, yeah, it's not.
Oh, it's like a cyclone tunnel,really.
(20:44):
They fly into the blue lightand then the little fan that's
on it sucks them down a hole andthey just die there.
I've not seen that.
Yeah, and they can't get out.
Wow, and it works for, like,was it over an acre, really?
Wow, yeah, it's supposed tosuck all the bugs for over an
acre.
You've got less than an acrehere, so let's take care of you,
your neighbors.
Well, we didn't have that manybugs last year.
(21:05):
Guy across the street, oh, thatacross the street.
Forget that, that's nonsense.
But no, it got rid of most ofthe bugs.
It wasn't all of them.
I thought it would have beenmore effective, but it really
did a decent job and I'll showyou what it is after we're done
here recording, and I'll showyou.
I got another quick one for you.
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It's a pest that really gets mygoat.
The fucking chipmunks man.
I can't stand those thingsbecause they do a lot of damage.
They're just designer mice Isthat what they are?
Yeah, they're fancy lookingmice.
Well, they're hard to get.
Or mutant squirrels?
Oh, squirrels Now that'sanother subject.
They do a lot of chewing, youknow, like plastics.
(21:51):
Screens oh, yeah, they'll goright through it, they don't
care.
Wires I was so happy one diedin my pool, oh, really Good job.
But yeah, they're a handfulSquirrels and chipmunks.
Squirrels and chipmunksChipmunks are so hard to catch.
Oh, that's what a BB gun's for.
Yeah, good luck shooting one ofthem.
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Those little screwers are fast,they're pretty fast.
Oh, my God, they're shifty,they're shifty little bastards
they are.
I don't like them.
I don't either.
No, I swear to God every time,me, me, me, me, me, me.
And they're like snakes becausethey, oh, they can, yeah, they
can go left right.
They've got peripheral vision.
(22:32):
Yeah, but they're so quick andthey'll be sitting there.
Oh, no, you get too close.
Yep, it's like a snake.
It's like a snake in the grassAll of a sudden, whoosh,
remember when you were thatquick back in the day?
That was a long time ago.
Yeah, I know, it was so longago I forgot about it.
That ball of the head didn'thelp anything.
No, ouch, that hurt.
(22:59):
Oh, no, you know what.
Well, you know.
Back to mice.
They could contaminate your foodsource as well.
Yes, because they shit in it.
They shit in it and they eatcrap.
They eat everything.
Shit in it.
They shit in it and they eatcrap.
They eat everything.
They eat anything.
They eat insulation.
Insulation is huge.
Whatever they, they don't care.
Nope, they're like largercockroaches, except they die.
(23:23):
They do die, they do die.
Oh, those stink bugs.
Yeah, how the hell do you getrid of those things?
I don't know.
But they claim, if you killthem, it tracks more.
Yeah, and then they smell sobad.
Yeah, you're the one who would.
I remember I never, ever knewabout those things until you did
my windows.
Yeah, and I think a couple flewin.
(23:43):
You know, obviously there's nowindows, but I'm like what the
hell is that?
It's a stink bug.
It's a stink bug.
Yeah, is that what it's calledstink bug.
I have no idea, I wonder.
I'm probably calling it thewhole.
It's probably like a.
I think everybody calls it astink bug.
Oh, fruit flies too.
You've been called a stink bug.
Excuse me, sir, you smellyourself After a tournament?
(24:08):
Yes, I have, and I will agreewith you.
I did not smell quite thatgreat.
No, no, except for that time.
One time, just one time.
Yeah, we stopped at the stripclub.
Oh boy, I'm just kidding, I'mjust kidding.
There was a strip club involvedwhen Florida, oh, florida, yeah
, yeah, I got in a lot oftrouble for that one.
Yeah, you did.
That's a story for another time, though.
(24:28):
Yeah, you took down a bunch ofour teammates.
No, no, I didn't, they tookdown themselves.
You can only lead a horse towater.
You can't make it drink.
Well, apparently you madeGodova drink, hey, hey, hey, I
didn't make him, he chose to, hechose to, yeah, and he, she
didn't stop.
Anyway, we're getting towardsthe end here.
(24:50):
Oh boy, we gotta go on videonow.
It was good to be back, man.
It was good to be back.
It's good to have you back.
Yeah, I miss you, buddy, I willdo some more.
I love it when you're here.
I love you, ditto.
Hey, you're the only one thatsays that.
If, if Mazzy could speak, shewould probably say the same
thing.
But that's it she.
Yeah, the other ones, they'renot too fond of you.
No, few are.
They tolerate you.
Most people do.
(25:11):
That's all you can do Becausethere's going to be something
that's coming out.
You're like a fine wine, you'rean acquired taste.
My friend Acquired.
Yes, I'm like Novocaine.
You can't wait for it to wearoff.
It's necessary, but you can'twait for it to wear off.
All necessary, but you can'twait for it to wear off.
Alright, my friend, we're atthe end.
Alright, man.
(25:31):
Alright guys, thanks forlistening.
Sakajimicom, like and subscribe,and you know, as always, be
good.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
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