April 8, 2025 • 34 mins
Have you ever silently fumed about your partner's inability to close cabinet doors or their talent for asking questions precisely when your favorite TV show returns from commercial break? You're not alone.
This candid, laugh-out-loud episode tackles the things we secretly can't stand about our significant others but never say to their faces. T-Bot rejoins Detto for a no-holds-barred conversation exploring relationship frustrations that simmer beneath the surface of otherwise loving partnerships.
From the person who claims their partner "isn't a great kisser" (which prompts us to wonder how they got this far in the relationship) to the universality of snoring driving couples to separate bedrooms, we peel back the layers of what really irritates us about the people we love. The silent treatment gets particular attention—is it emotional warfare or a necessary cooling-off period? We argue both sides while acknowledging that sometimes you just need five minutes before you say something you'll regret.
Physical affection differences, decision-making incompatibility, and the special hell of watching TV with someone who can't stop commenting highlight how these seemingly minor irritations reveal deeper relationship dynamics. Throughout our spirited debate, we challenge listeners to consider whether harboring these unspoken complaints is healthy or if honest communication might be the better path.
Whether you're nodding along in recognition or taking mental notes about your own relationship habits, this episode offers both laughter and legitimate relationship insights. Subscribe now and join the conversation about what drives us crazy about the people we can't live without.
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey everybody, welcome to Saki Toomey.
Hey everybody, it's Detto.
We're back.
Another episode of Saki Toomeywhere we connect people to
people, even if you can't standsleeping next to them.
I'm here with T-Bot, hey.
Hey, she's back for a specialedition.
Before she flies off again.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, world traveler.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, I'm glad I got you in here, even though I hate
you.
You don't hate me, I knowyou're not my significant other,
so I don't hate you at all, boyJesus.
So happy I'm back.
Well, you shouldn't, but peopleare now confessing what they
hate about their significantother, their partner, their
spouse, whatever, and it's funny, but they won't tell them why
(00:56):
not Because they're a bunch ofbitches.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, it goes both ways.
No, no, no, if you're gonnaconfess it, but not tell them.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You're a little bitch , you're a little bitty bitch.
Okay, there's a ton of things Ihate about people.
In fact, I hate everythingabout people, but that's a
different story.
Yeah, I'm a different person.
We don't have time for that.
No, and you know what?
Any person I would beromantically involved with in
any way is absolutely going tohate me.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, well, so much for that.
Good luck with your dating life.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh, I don't have one, I don't plan on it.
So, whatever, I don't care, Ihave a podcast, I'm going to be
huge someday yeah.
It's really going to pan outfor me, I guarantee it Anyway.
So start us off here and let meknow what you think or say
(01:50):
things, because I do feel thisconnects closely with divorce or
breakups or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Because at that point .
Speaker 1 (01:59):
If you already checked out in your marriage and
you're getting through adivorce, you hate everything
about that person.
Basically, you're saying thatpeople are living together or
they're significant others.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
There's things about them that they're like no, it's
just people dating, they don'thave to be living together
Living together is a wholedifferent level.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, okay, so significant others anyway.
Okay, dating.
So basically you're saying thatthese people have issues with
their significant other?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
but are too afraid to say something.
I'm saying people have issuesand that's it.
Oh fuck with somebody else.
These people are negative andthey want to find something
wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, nobody can be happy with anybody that's not
true oh, it's a hundred percenttrue, stop it if you show me one
couple that's happy, I willgive you a lollipop well, no
one's a hundred percent happy,but I mean you have to be at
least well, no shit nobody's ahundred percent happy, no shit
yeah so here's the first one.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm attracted to my significant other and everything
, but they're not a great kisserwow, then you should even
bother dating him in the firstplace.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
How the fuck did you fall in love?
How did you?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
get this far if that's like the first thing did
you get this far.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
What are you?
Retarded?
What is he?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
a good in bed, but doesn't that must have a dick
the size of fucking an anaconda.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, I'm just kidding, it could be anybody it's all
he's got, so you better makethat work.
Wow, that's a strong, that's astrong statement.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
It's literally one of the first things you need to do
correct to find out if you likesomebody or not.
Totally so that says to me,whoever says their significant
other isn't a good kisser yeah,is an idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Totally.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
That does make it.
So that brings us to the nextone.
Oh boy, because they're notthat intelligent.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They're not that intelligent yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
So this guy, this person sucks at kissing Right
intelligence.
Yeah, so this guy, this personsucks at kissing Right, and you
know this.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And now they're not and you're staying with them.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That makes you not that intelligent, right.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Good point, so you're number two.
I know that all circled around.
Look at these.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
There must be alcohol getting these people together.
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Come on, oh, the lights were out.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Come on, you can't be serious about this crap.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, that's a lot right there.
That's a lot right there I'mattracted to them and everything
.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But you know he's not a great.
Well, I keep saying he, butthey're not a great kisser,
correct?
I'm not trying to, it's not justme.
It's like anyway, you know, I'mtrying to use the proper
pronouns which I want to bereferred to as pronoun.
That's a story for another day.
Moving on, you start kissinghim and you're like, oh my God,
I said him again.
Anyway, you start kissing thisperson and you're like, oh my
(04:32):
God, this sucks.
Yet you stay.
Yeah, that's stupid, that's anidiotic thing to do, that's just
Are you so desperate?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Maybe, maybe they're good looking, then they can look
past all that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
If you have your eyes open when you're kissing,
that's even more weird.
And then if you close your eyes, you don't care how good
looking.
First of all, if I'm kissingsomebody, I'm pretty much
pretending it's Natalie Portman.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh, that's great.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm telling you Comforting, because nobody's
good looking enough for thatcrap Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Great, I'm telling you Comforting, because nobody's
good looking enough for thatcrap, wow, yeah, oh boy, this is
what I came home to.
Got a podcast with you.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, I need something.
I need something, oh my God,and like I said, so, hold on.
It's def not a deal breaker,though they're a good person.
Cook dinner.
It is really handy around thehouse and, again, a dude okay
and they make me laugh okay it'snot, it's a 90, 10 thing a 90
(05:33):
10.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Thing 90 percent of you is great right 10 sucks well
, that's probably normal I thinkit's too high.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I think it's 80, 20, I think that's, and I'm only
saying that because I'm 75-25.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh, I'm going to go 60-40.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I'm a horrible human being.
I'm a horrible human being andpeople don't like me.
They don't, and I don't blamethem.
I don't like myself, so how cananybody else love me?
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
brother.
Oh God, Do you want a tissue?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Number Brother oh God , do you want a tissue?
Number two though I love mypartner, but they're not very
intelligent.
Well, if they can't kiss andyou stay with them, you're not
very intelligent.
It's like you walk in a roomand you try to figure out who
the most intelligent person inthe room is, if you can't figure
it out, or who the dumbestperson in the room is, if you
can't figure it out it's you.
Idiot.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I don't agree on either one of those.
That is just why would youbother saying at all, even in
the first five minutes ofkissing the person oh, got to go
to the bathroom, I'll catch youlater and get the back door.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I have a strange feeling that this is going to be
the dumbest thing we've everread, and this is what we get
for news a lot, I guess You'reright you know what I mean.
This is what we have to read.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I know, oh, people are starting to say why they
don't like each other.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Dude, turn it around, flip it.
Why do you like that person?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah.
What's the qualities you justlove about him, or that you're
interested in him for what's?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
the point in reading this shit, but this is what we
get.
We're going to go through thewhole thing, but this is fucking
stupid.
I'm just saying they have lowpatience and they can get
irritated quickly.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Well, that could be a downer, that could be.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Why are they getting irritated?
Did you ever think about that?
Why?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
are they getting?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
irritated so quickly.
You are fucking irritating,right?
It's like this is also yourfault, which leads back to
number two.
You're not that intelligentlike you can't figure out.
It's you that's pissing themoff.
Yeah, correct, people are sofriggin dumb.
It drives me insane and that'swhy I'm so obnoxiously annoying
(07:42):
it.
It's on purpose, it's by designand it's literally to get under
your skin.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You do a good job at it, that's for sure I do it to
you all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Just because you are easy to get under the skin.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Ooh, look at me and you go off like a rocket, you do
, you go off like a rocket.
What are you doing to me?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I can't you do you do it all the time and I love
doing it to you, yeah.
And you fall into it all thetime.
Whatever, you literally fallinto it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I just sit there and laugh and laugh and laugh.
Look at her, she's going nuts.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh God, I hate that my significant other doesn't
close anything Like anythingDrawers, cupboards, trash bins,
closet front or back door garagedoor food containers bankers
zip lock bags, etc.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That is so funny.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
If it could be open.
They don't close it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You know exactly why I'm laughing too.
Yes, it so funny If it could beopen.
They don't close it.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You know exactly why I'm laughing too.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Because in whatever weird way I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I have the problem.
And I keep saying it to you tooI have a problem when I'm
cooking or when I'm puttingdishes away, I leave the cabinet
doors open.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You do not close cabinets.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
People call me out.
I'm like, oh crap, Now Closedcabinets.
People call me out.
I'm like, oh crap, Now I'venoticed you're doing it, which I
laugh at because I think it'sso fun.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's not funny, is it ?
No, it's not.
It's not funny.
It's to me, I don't know how,and maybe it's.
I'm not getting into that.
I'm not getting into that, butmaybe it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
As you're there or here I'm like look at what you
did and all I do is laugh.
I'm like, you're not me, you'redumb that is true.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh, here's the silent treatment oh, the silent
treatment.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I love doing that.
I used to do that all the timewhen I used to get mad.
You still do.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And I'm happy when you do Like we're not even
together, and I'm happy whenyou're pissed off and you're
just silent.
That's when I go out, that'swhen I'm at my best.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, then you just keep going at me.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Excuse me, t-bot, how come you have that resting
bitch face?
What are you doing?
You having fun over there, andI just start poking my finger in
the wound.
Yeah, here we go, motherfucker.
But silent treatment doesn't doanything.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It does, I think, to regroup yourself.
It does.
That's what it's for, that'swhat I do.
That's why I do it.
I need to regroup.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You just look at the other person and you say, listen
, I need five minutes.
Now I do it all the time.
I'm a big fan of the hang up.
Oh yeah, I hang up on everyone.
You start pissing me off.
Nope, I'm not doing this.
Nope, middle finger, because Iwill say something that I don't
necessarily mean.
That will be hurtful, okay, well, you'll push me too far right
(10:42):
and I will allow you to do that,and that's on me, that's all
right.
That's on me if I allow you topush me that far.
Yeah, that's on me, right.
I should know better.
So that's what I do know betterand that's when I hang up yeah
right because it says everything.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It's like the non uh visual middle finger yes, you
can't see it, but you know rightdid you just hang out with me?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
oh my god.
No, I think you just had afaulty connection oh I just ran.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Then people call back .
They're like did you hang up onme?
No, I'm going through a badarea.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You don't tell them I have done that.
Oh yeah, but you need thatthough.
If you're getting into thesituation where it's getting
heated, I need to step back andI will do the silent treatment.
I walk out or just not talk fora little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I need my own time, Of course everyone does, because
I need to reflect.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
That's the correct way to do it, though.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yes, but people don't see it like that.
Yeah, there are some peoplethat will just follow you into
every room and start asking aquestion, like just please leave
me alone for a few minutes.
I can't get my thoughtstogether, right, true?
Knock it off, you'll make itworse.
And then that's when I explode,yeah.
And they're like why are youacting like this?
You fucking retarded.
I've been asking you for 20minutes to leave me alone, right
(11:57):
, you just keep coming at me.
I explode.
You're like why are you actinglike this?
It's so true, you dude you.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
That's what falls into the.
You're stupid, You're stupid,oh.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
God, yeah, it drives me nuts.
Yeah, the silent treatment isnot a weapon.
It should never be.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I don't think it's a weapon.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Because I personally go silent Right To make sure
that I'm right or wrong in whatI'm saying.
Correct, I'll sit there, I'llreflect.
It could take five minutes,right.
It could take five days, right,I don't know.
I have to think about the wholething, yep, and it depends upon
the severity of whatever thesituation is, of course.
So, and it's not like I'mavoiding you, but I don't want
(12:40):
to say anything to you until I'mready to say something to you.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Correct, which actually is a very nice or good
way to go about any kind ofsituation.
Right, because, like you said,you don't want to hurt the
person's feelings and you wantto figure out what happened,
what went wrong.
If it's me, her, both, whatever, guys, whatever, same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But in the meantime the other party is literally
steaming.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Lighting your phone up like a Christmas tree, yep.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's like let it go man.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's not helping the situation, just stop.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Dubs TF.
Take a hint here.
Have this chill pill, musclerelaxer, whatever's going to put
you to sleep.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Call me in a couple days.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Here have some allergy medication.
It may cause drowsiness.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh my God, Just sleep it off, just sleep it off.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Just take a hard quick nap.
Don't talk to me for the restof your life.
Oh my God.
Yeah, there are a lot of timesthat I do things wrong.
Yes, and I don't seem like that.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And an argument will start.
Sure, and I have to take fiveminutes at least.
Yeah, what the fuck did I dohere?
Right, I do it wrong.
Right was it me.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh it was me oh all right, I gotta apologize, right?
Of course, sometimes it's otherpeople too that just you know
get under the skin and you'retrying to figure out a nice way
to just like I need five.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You just drive me insane but when you, when I'm
doing that, you start coming inand coming at me yeah, yeah,
gotcha.
Well then I'm like all right,you know what bitch For me, you
know what bitch?
Yeah, now I'm not going to talkto you at all because you're
ruining it.
Because you're ruining it, youcan't even give me, you're
overstepping my boundaries.
So now I'm going to give youthe silent treatment, and you
(14:29):
deserve to know what the fuckI'm thinking Right Now.
You're going to sit there andstew, yeah, and you just
escalated everything where itdidn't need to go Right.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So for now it was five minutes.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not talking to you for fiveyears.
Bye.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
We're getting divorced yeah.
All right, and the next one isboy.
We're completely different.
Regarding physical affection,that's a true story.
I hate being touched.
I hate being touched okay, alot of the women yes, that I've
(15:01):
been, uh, lucky enough to be ina relationship with, have loved
it and they wanted it right.
I do not hold hands yes, Icannot stand that gross
sweatiness.
Okay it, it's just odd.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And I'm sorry that you see it in movies and
everybody thinks it's sweet.
It sucks, but that's okay.
So just taking a showertogether it sucks.
Everybody's like, oh, let'stake a shower together, it's hot
.
Ew, it's sexy.
No, get out of my way, I'mtrying to shower, fuck this.
And water is the worstlubricant on the planet here we
go.
Oh my god, sorry, tell you wowtell you that for free I hate it
(15:36):
, I yeah okay, yeah, I get thatsex on the beach.
Do you really want sand upthere?
No, no, you don't yeah, no, whydon't you just take a piece of
sandpaper, wipe your tush withit?
Oh my, jesus christ, it's sostupid yeah, but time out you.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
So time out just because those things you don't
like, you have other ways ofshowing people you care about
them.
So that's not like you don'tlike complete non-affection it's
not my fault.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I'm 12 inches long oh no, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
We're gonna beat that one right out that's funny,
because it's totally not true.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's not true, it's just funny you.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
This is why you're my second best audience Took me
right off that I wasn'texpecting that one.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I know.
That's why I said it.
God almighty, this is a familyprogram.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, we have to keep it clean here.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Like I said, you got to get rid of that one Physical
attraction, though, is physicalaffection, not attraction, is a
big thing.
It is.
I'm not necessarily, I do notlike PDA.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Unless it's, you know , on the front lawn while cars
are driving by.
Other than that, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Okay, no, that was another one.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You didn't know what I was going to say I was afraid
and I didn't say anything.
I'm like where's?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
she going with this.
But there there are a lot ofpeople that are like me.
Yeah, they don't want to betouched, they don't want to be
hugged and kissed.
That's fine, like all the time.
There are also some otherpeople that need it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Which I don't understand why you need it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Clingy.
It doesn't make sense, itdoesn't compute, they're
insecure and they need to besolidified in their relationship
, like, oh, please touch me.
I don't like the term insecureon this one here.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, they want to be reassured, yes, but that could
be deemed insecure.
But no, I might be insecure fornot wanting it at all.
I'm not sure if I'm worthy ofit, so you really can't use
insecure here on either one.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I don't like it because people fucking annoy me.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I just hate them.
It's a true statement that is atrue statement.
I actually do like it from timeto time.
I don't need it 24-7.
But if I'm in the mood,whatever, I would appreciate it
sometimes.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I don't need it all the time.
My other thought on this If yougive somebody a hug every five
minutes, it loses its importance.
Its meaning Like if somebodywere to die and you gave them a
hug Right.
Well, you hug them every fiveminutes, so what does it mean?
Now I get a hug from you everyfive minutes.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's like if you do it too much, Well, its meaning I
get what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Too much of a good thing.
Well, yes, yes, I get that.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
So you want like flowers?
No, you're not getting anyflowers.
I mean, no one is.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Because they die in like three days.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay, I'll give you that I actually don't do flowers
much.
Why would you buy somebodyflowers?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
two flowers much.
Here's a bunch of rotten weedsthat you're going to throw out
in five days.
They're not rotten weeds,they're pretty.
It's the thought that counts.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
It is If I send my flowers to friends or whatever.
I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
They will die, but it's the thought that counts,
then let me send you a strippergram.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh, wow.
It's the thought that counts.
A stripper gram.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, okay, I'll send you one Big guy with a crank.
Look at me Singing a song andshit.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh my God, this has gone so sideways, such quick
time, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Can you watch TV with anyone?
I can not.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You talk a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I talk a lot when I don't want to watch it.
Tonight we were watchingReacher earlier.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah right.
And I love that show Me too.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I was in a different mood today, though.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
But I would have shut up and watched it because I
want to watch that show.
Yeah, if I want to watch theshow, I don't talk.
I agree If I've either seen ita thousand times or don't want
(19:39):
to watch it all.
Oh man, I'll just make fun.
Don't shut up.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
It's like mystery, science, theater 3000 god, just
sitting there painful commentingon it.
Oh, why would they do that?
That doesn't make sense.
I was wearing a pink shirt,it's so true, yeah, yeah, I
would like watching tv withpeople, though I do I don't, you
can't, it's impossible and Idon't know why people even it's
a setup for failure.
That's not true.
Why is it a setup for failure?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
to watch TV with somebody I can't.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's so ridiculous to say.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I can't watch TV with anybody because I just binge,
and I will stay up for 14 hoursstraight so Watching.
Tv People out there that dobinge If you don't.
I've already watched everyepisode.
We're done as far as I'mconcerned, and now you're pissed
because I watched every episode.
You can't.
Everybody has a different wayof going about watching.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
TV.
Okay, I'll give you that, but Istill think watching TV.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
You don't have to give it to me.
I'm right, you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
As usual, here we go.
That's your opinion.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I'm pretty ugly, I'm skinny, or fat I'm smart smrt.
Wow, oh god really.
And then every single person onthis planet is a is a terrible,
terrible listener.
Listening is like drivingnobody can do it, okay.
No, everybody on this planet isa bad listener Everyone on the
planet.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
The billions and billions of people on this world
are bad listeners.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I can prove it by this podcast alone, go.
All of us talk over each other,all of us.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Every single one of us.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We do.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Nobody stops and fucking listens.
I do.
I myself I'm guilty of this.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I'm not singling anybody out, but nobody listens.
As soon as you say something, athought pops in my head and I
got to get it out.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
That is yeah, but that's me yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
That's what I do, yep .
So we have a waiting and beingpatient.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, you know what?
I can go and guarantee you thatI have no patience at all for
anything anymore.
I just don't have patience foranything.
Patience is gone Out the door.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
The world feels the same.
Yeah, so everybody's a badlistener, and number nine is
sometimes.
They just won't stop talking.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Well, there you go, everybody it's Ditto.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I agree, but the difference between myself and
everyone else is, I admit it, Italk too much.
That's why we have a podcast.
It doesn't stop, it just keepscoming.
It does.
You could be sitting there justout of the shower, fresh out of
the shower.
I'm like you, fucking cleanenough.
I got something to say alwayssomething to say.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Always, always, always, always, always, sitting
just minding my own business.
You have something to sayalways I do.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yep, it's usually derogatory towards you, yeah,
but there's always something tosay, right?
Plus, I'll be down in thekitchen like making bagels and
I'll just be singing to myself I.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I have heard that.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I started a podcast literally because I need to hear
myself talk.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Oh, you start talking to somebody.
I'm like what the heck?
Is he talking to me?
Anybody in the room Himself?
What's going on right now?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I talk to myself, Just so I have.
It's like maybe I'mschizophrenic.
I don't know who am I talkingto.
I don't know.
Oh, it's Kevin this time.
Oh, I'm glad.
Oh, hi, I'm Fred.
What the fuck.
I'm always talking to him.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, you are always talking.
Shit has to come out of mymouth, or I'm not happy?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Seriously, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
That is a very true statement.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
And so it brings me back to the not listening.
Yeah, and I said none of us do,because we we are constantly
over talking everybody.
I know I do it, so I'm veryconscious about the other person
talking, so we're not overtalking each other and we put on
a an episode that's easy tolisten to, right, we fail a lot.
Well, yeah, we do, but andpeople still listen yeah, they
are, but a lot of it's my fault.
I'm not leading in a gooddirection because I can't stop
talking.
Let's take the blame here.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Indecisiveness.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh you, that's your biggest pet peeve.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, I've got to say that's probably one of your
biggest pet peeves you ask aquestion and they were like oh,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,what?
I don't ask a question.
I'm asking what's going tohappen for something, and I
don't know Because I don't plan.
I don't plan for anything, Ijust go with what's going on, I
couldn't care less.
And then, whatever it is, let'sshits and giggles.
(24:03):
This really happens.
You happens.
You and casey are usually herea lot right or recording
everything, and it's noon andone of you is like I'm hungry,
are we gonna eat?
I was like what do you feellike?
And both of you I don't knowwhat do you want?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
that's what I was trying to say.
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
and that drives me off a fucking wall.
Don't ask me a question if youdon't know your own answer yeah,
but then we'll answer.
We'll answer you and you'relike I don't know your own
answer.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, but then we'll answer.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
We'll answer you and you're like I don't want that,
so you do that anyway, the otherthing I find females doing and
this is not to knock females,but I find it more with females
than males we would be sittingthere watching TV and you two
just start gabbing in the middleof a show.
It's like, dude, wait for thecommercial.
Really You'll turn and ask Dude?
(24:53):
Or even worse, you know how yougot to watch Netflix and the ad
comes on for like 45 seconds.
You got to sit through it.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
And then here's this 45-second ad.
As soon as that ad is done, youturn and look at me like so
what do you think about this?
You couldn't ask me that duringthat 45 second ad, when we
could have talked.
What the fucking shit it's like?
Are you serious right now?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I don't remember doing that, but let me know if I
do that, because that wouldannoy the shit out of me too.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I'm still researching this because I want to see if
guys do it too, because I don'tthink they do, or not nearly as
much at least.
Okay, women will literally waituntil the commercial's over and
then start asking you questionswhat are we going to do next
week?
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Movie.
You can't be asked thatquestion anyway, because you
don't even know what the hellyou're doing five minutes from
there.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
That's besides the point.
The point is you had 45 fullseconds to ask me anything you
wanted.
You sat there on your phone andas soon as the thing was over,
you stop and you turn and you'relike ow, what are we going to
do?
What the fuck?
No, not now, motherfucker.
Wow, the show's back on.
(26:09):
What the hell?
Women in general are justindecisive.
They are they're indecisivewhen it's a stupid thing, like
if you were decorating a room ina house.
You know exactly what you want.
Yes, right, right when you wantlunch.
I don't know.
Whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
The fuck.
Well, I said before two secondsago, I'll say something, and
you're like no, I don't wantthat.
Well, you asked me what youwanted for lunch and then I
answer you and you say you don'twant it.
So it's like we're stuck with arock and a hard place.
No, yes, no, you've done thatbefore.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
No shit, everyone does.
My point is you asked me thequestion what's for lunch.
I said whatever you want, I'llfind something on the menu,
right, doesn't matter.
What do you want?
I don't know.
Whatever you want, oh, so now Igot to look up lunch.
Are you passing the torch?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
What the fuck is this shit?
Not one.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Here's one that I think is funny, but I don't
agree with it.
So it says here my wife tooksinging lessons as a kid.
She's certain that she has agreat voice, but she doesn't.
I don't care if you have agreat voice or not.
Fucking, sing that shit out,dude.
Everybody should sing.
Whether you're good or bad, itdoesn't matter, because it makes
you feel good.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I was going to say it's a feel good thing.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
If somebody gets pissed off at that, you're the
problem.
You're at number two whereyou're just stupid Refer to
number two.
Yeah, see, number two.
You're an idiot If you want tosing fucking sing.
I'm 100% okay with that.
I'm a bad singer.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I'll sing whatever the fuck I want, because it
makes me feel good, exactly,don't ever take that away from
somebody.
The fuck I want, because itmakes me feel good, exactly, oh
yeah, no, I think it's a great,so don't ever take that away
from somebody.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Nope, I agree.
What are you choking on?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I have no idea.
You're sneezing, you're choking.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
This room smells like you.
I got to get some airconditioning in here or
something.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You're going to edit that shit out right now.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I'm leaving that part .
Nope, that's funny, nope, oh, Ido this.
I drag my feet.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
When I do not want to do something, I drag it and it
makes things worse.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
And I often pay for it.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Big time.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Big time.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
And you would think, by now I would have learned no
Hell, no, hell, no.
So this puts me at number two.
I'm an idiot, stupid, yep,dumbass, but that's also not
really a reason to hate somebodyor not like them anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
No, I mean, I'd rather, I'm just, I don't
procrastinate, I have to get itdone.
Can you feel loved?
But?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
not wanted.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
You just cut me off.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I did because we're way over.
We're at 30 minutes now.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yes, wow, and we still have more to go.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Well, just pick out the important ones then.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
It's too late.
We're at the end.
Okay, I have to cut it down.
So, yes, I did talk over you.
Yes, I cut you off.
Yes, I said shut up.
You're at number two.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Harvard is not waiting for your letter.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I don't want to go to Harvard, they're not waiting
for it, don't worry.
I never wanted to.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
That's my favorite insult.
Yeah, harvard's not waiting foryou.
That means you're stupid.
Anyway, we are way over.
This is going to be a long one.
But, whatever it was fun.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
It was fun.
We didn't even finish it.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Well, give us one more.
All right, everything elseabout them is perfect, but I
could say something, and it justgoes quiet.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
What is that?
Everything else is perfect.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Everything else is great, right, but you say
something and that person dwellson it for days at a time.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Well then, it's not perfect, that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Refer to number two, please.
Here's another one Snoring.
Oh, I don't like sleeping withpeople.
It's becoming more and more.
Well, no, I like sleeping withpeople, but not in the same bed
to actually sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I need a different room.
First of all.
I need it for them and I needit for me.
I'm a snorer yes, you are andthen I get so aggravated that
the other person is snoring andeverybody f***ing snores.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh yes.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I don't care what you say, correct, I have yet to be
in a bedroom with another person.
That does not snore.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Everyone snores in some capacity.
Everybody does I do Right.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Just admit it.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You know you do, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Oh no, I can't hear it.
Yeah, no shit.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Well, because you're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, because you've become used to it.
But everybody snores, yeah, buteverybody snores yeah, and I
can't sometimes take it whensomeone else snores.
Yeah, oh, interesting, which isawful yeah that's awful,
because I saw wood.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You fall asleep on the couch football game.
You're out, I'm out.
The noises that come out ofyour mouth.
I think your kid chucked afreaking ball at you Just to
make you laugh.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Check his pulse.
Check his pulse.
Yes, yeah, I'm terrible at it,you are.
I snore, but and I also, it'sjust, it's I.
I shouldn't say I don't like it.
I do, but sometimes it's justToo much.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I don't know how to.
I don't know how to put it.
I get it Like I like spendingtime In the bed With my
significant other, but there aretimes where I just wish I could
get the hell out, and thatshould be all right.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It should be all right.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
There should be times where I could do it and times
where I don't feel that way, andvice versa by the way Right.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Of course, Vice versa .
Speaker 2 (31:41):
That you just go into another room, right.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Well, the other person gets butt hurt, then they
have a problem.
Well, we already know this.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
All right Refer to number two.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
We took a lot longer to do this than I thought we
were going to.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
It was a fun topic.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
That's because I'm always fun.
Oh boy Based on my overallpersonality, how awesome I am,
my intelligence and the factthat I'm a prophet.
This was fun, because this iswhat I knew was going to be fun.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Hey Ditto, refer to number two.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
No, that's on you now for even saying that You're
bridging intelligence.
I wouldn't say otherwise.
Anyway, we are at the end.
Okay, you're going away for aweek.
I am, thank God.
Wow, we're going away for aweek.
I am Thank God.
Wow, we're going to miss youwith every bullet.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yep, thanks a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Travel safe.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
When you get back, come up, catch up.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I will.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
All right, we will see you later.
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Hey everybody, it's Detto.
We're back.
Another episode of Saki Toomeywhere we connect people to
people, even if you can't standsleeping next to them.
I'm here with T-Bot, hey.
Hey, she's back for a specialedition.
Before she flies off again.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, world traveler.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, I'm glad I got you in here, even though I hate
you.
You don't hate me, I knowyou're not my significant other,
so I don't hate you at all, boyJesus.
So happy I'm back.
Well, you shouldn't, but peopleare now confessing what they
hate about their significantother, their partner, their
spouse, whatever, and it's funny, but they won't tell them why
(00:56):
not Because they're a bunch ofbitches.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, it goes both ways.
No, no, no, if you're gonnaconfess it, but not tell them.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You're a little bitch , you're a little bitty bitch.
Okay, there's a ton of things Ihate about people.
In fact, I hate everythingabout people, but that's a
different story.
Yeah, I'm a different person.
We don't have time for that.
No, and you know what?
Any person I would beromantically involved with in
any way is absolutely going tohate me.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, well, so much for that.
Good luck with your dating life.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh, I don't have one, I don't plan on it.
So, whatever, I don't care, Ihave a podcast, I'm going to be
huge someday yeah.
It's really going to pan outfor me, I guarantee it Anyway.
So start us off here and let meknow what you think or say
(01:50):
things, because I do feel thisconnects closely with divorce or
breakups or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Because at that point .
Speaker 1 (01:59):
If you already checked out in your marriage and
you're getting through adivorce, you hate everything
about that person.
Basically, you're saying thatpeople are living together or
they're significant others.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
There's things about them that they're like no, it's
just people dating, they don'thave to be living together
Living together is a wholedifferent level.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, okay, so significant others anyway.
Okay, dating.
So basically you're saying thatthese people have issues with
their significant other?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
but are too afraid to say something.
I'm saying people have issuesand that's it.
Oh fuck with somebody else.
These people are negative andthey want to find something
wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, nobody can be happy with anybody that's not
true oh, it's a hundred percenttrue, stop it if you show me one
couple that's happy, I willgive you a lollipop well, no
one's a hundred percent happy,but I mean you have to be at
least well, no shit nobody's ahundred percent happy, no shit
yeah so here's the first one.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm attracted to my significant other and everything
, but they're not a great kisserwow, then you should even
bother dating him in the firstplace.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
How the fuck did you fall in love?
How did you?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
get this far if that's like the first thing did
you get this far.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
What are you?
Retarded?
What is he?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
a good in bed, but doesn't that must have a dick
the size of fucking an anaconda.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, I'm just kidding, it could be anybody it's all
he's got, so you better makethat work.
Wow, that's a strong, that's astrong statement.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
It's literally one of the first things you need to do
correct to find out if you likesomebody or not.
Totally so that says to me,whoever says their significant
other isn't a good kisser yeah,is an idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Totally.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
That does make it.
So that brings us to the nextone.
Oh boy, because they're notthat intelligent.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They're not that intelligent yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
So this guy, this person sucks at kissing Right
intelligence.
Yeah, so this guy, this personsucks at kissing Right, and you
know this.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And now they're not and you're staying with them.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That makes you not that intelligent, right.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Good point, so you're number two.
I know that all circled around.
Look at these.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
There must be alcohol getting these people together.
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Come on, oh, the lights were out.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Come on, you can't be serious about this crap.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, that's a lot right there.
That's a lot right there I'mattracted to them and everything
.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But you know he's not a great.
Well, I keep saying he, butthey're not a great kisser,
correct?
I'm not trying to, it's not justme.
It's like anyway, you know, I'mtrying to use the proper
pronouns which I want to bereferred to as pronoun.
That's a story for another day.
Moving on, you start kissinghim and you're like, oh my God,
I said him again.
Anyway, you start kissing thisperson and you're like, oh my
(04:32):
God, this sucks.
Yet you stay.
Yeah, that's stupid, that's anidiotic thing to do, that's just
Are you so desperate?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Maybe, maybe they're good looking, then they can look
past all that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
If you have your eyes open when you're kissing,
that's even more weird.
And then if you close your eyes, you don't care how good
looking.
First of all, if I'm kissingsomebody, I'm pretty much
pretending it's Natalie Portman.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh, that's great.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm telling you Comforting, because nobody's
good looking enough for thatcrap Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Great, I'm telling you Comforting, because nobody's
good looking enough for thatcrap, wow, yeah, oh boy, this is
what I came home to.
Got a podcast with you.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, I need something.
I need something, oh my God,and like I said, so, hold on.
It's def not a deal breaker,though they're a good person.
Cook dinner.
It is really handy around thehouse and, again, a dude okay
and they make me laugh okay it'snot, it's a 90, 10 thing a 90
(05:33):
10.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Thing 90 percent of you is great right 10 sucks well
, that's probably normal I thinkit's too high.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I think it's 80, 20, I think that's, and I'm only
saying that because I'm 75-25.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh, I'm going to go 60-40.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I'm a horrible human being.
I'm a horrible human being andpeople don't like me.
They don't, and I don't blamethem.
I don't like myself, so how cananybody else love me?
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
brother.
Oh God, Do you want a tissue?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Number Brother oh God , do you want a tissue?
Number two though I love mypartner, but they're not very
intelligent.
Well, if they can't kiss andyou stay with them, you're not
very intelligent.
It's like you walk in a roomand you try to figure out who
the most intelligent person inthe room is, if you can't figure
it out, or who the dumbestperson in the room is, if you
can't figure it out it's you.
Idiot.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I don't agree on either one of those.
That is just why would youbother saying at all, even in
the first five minutes ofkissing the person oh, got to go
to the bathroom, I'll catch youlater and get the back door.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I have a strange feeling that this is going to be
the dumbest thing we've everread, and this is what we get
for news a lot, I guess You'reright you know what I mean.
This is what we have to read.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I know, oh, people are starting to say why they
don't like each other.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Dude, turn it around, flip it.
Why do you like that person?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah.
What's the qualities you justlove about him, or that you're
interested in him for what's?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
the point in reading this shit, but this is what we
get.
We're going to go through thewhole thing, but this is fucking
stupid.
I'm just saying they have lowpatience and they can get
irritated quickly.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Well, that could be a downer, that could be.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Why are they getting irritated?
Did you ever think about that?
Why?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
are they getting?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
irritated so quickly.
You are fucking irritating,right?
It's like this is also yourfault, which leads back to
number two.
You're not that intelligentlike you can't figure out.
It's you that's pissing themoff.
Yeah, correct, people are sofriggin dumb.
It drives me insane and that'swhy I'm so obnoxiously annoying
(07:42):
it.
It's on purpose, it's by designand it's literally to get under
your skin.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You do a good job at it, that's for sure I do it to
you all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Just because you are easy to get under the skin.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Ooh, look at me and you go off like a rocket, you do
, you go off like a rocket.
What are you doing to me?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I can't you do you do it all the time and I love
doing it to you, yeah.
And you fall into it all thetime.
Whatever, you literally fallinto it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I just sit there and laugh and laugh and laugh.
Look at her, she's going nuts.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh God, I hate that my significant other doesn't
close anything Like anythingDrawers, cupboards, trash bins,
closet front or back door garagedoor food containers bankers
zip lock bags, etc.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That is so funny.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
If it could be open.
They don't close it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You know exactly why I'm laughing too.
Yes, it so funny If it could beopen.
They don't close it.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You know exactly why I'm laughing too.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Because in whatever weird way I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I have the problem.
And I keep saying it to you tooI have a problem when I'm
cooking or when I'm puttingdishes away, I leave the cabinet
doors open.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You do not close cabinets.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
People call me out.
I'm like, oh crap, Now Closedcabinets.
People call me out.
I'm like, oh crap, Now I'venoticed you're doing it, which I
laugh at because I think it'sso fun.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's not funny, is it ?
No, it's not.
It's not funny.
It's to me, I don't know how,and maybe it's.
I'm not getting into that.
I'm not getting into that, butmaybe it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
As you're there or here I'm like look at what you
did and all I do is laugh.
I'm like, you're not me, you'redumb that is true.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh, here's the silent treatment oh, the silent
treatment.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I love doing that.
I used to do that all the timewhen I used to get mad.
You still do.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And I'm happy when you do Like we're not even
together, and I'm happy whenyou're pissed off and you're
just silent.
That's when I go out, that'swhen I'm at my best.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, then you just keep going at me.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Excuse me, t-bot, how come you have that resting
bitch face?
What are you doing?
You having fun over there, andI just start poking my finger in
the wound.
Yeah, here we go, motherfucker.
But silent treatment doesn't doanything.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It does, I think, to regroup yourself.
It does.
That's what it's for, that'swhat I do.
That's why I do it.
I need to regroup.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You just look at the other person and you say, listen
, I need five minutes.
Now I do it all the time.
I'm a big fan of the hang up.
Oh yeah, I hang up on everyone.
You start pissing me off.
Nope, I'm not doing this.
Nope, middle finger, because Iwill say something that I don't
necessarily mean.
That will be hurtful, okay, well, you'll push me too far right
(10:42):
and I will allow you to do that,and that's on me, that's all
right.
That's on me if I allow you topush me that far.
Yeah, that's on me, right.
I should know better.
So that's what I do know betterand that's when I hang up yeah
right because it says everything.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It's like the non uh visual middle finger yes, you
can't see it, but you know rightdid you just hang out with me?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
oh my god.
No, I think you just had afaulty connection oh I just ran.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Then people call back .
They're like did you hang up onme?
No, I'm going through a badarea.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You don't tell them I have done that.
Oh yeah, but you need thatthough.
If you're getting into thesituation where it's getting
heated, I need to step back andI will do the silent treatment.
I walk out or just not talk fora little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I need my own time, Of course everyone does, because
I need to reflect.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
That's the correct way to do it, though.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yes, but people don't see it like that.
Yeah, there are some peoplethat will just follow you into
every room and start asking aquestion, like just please leave
me alone for a few minutes.
I can't get my thoughtstogether, right, true?
Knock it off, you'll make itworse.
And then that's when I explode,yeah.
And they're like why are youacting like this?
You fucking retarded.
I've been asking you for 20minutes to leave me alone, right
(11:57):
, you just keep coming at me.
I explode.
You're like why are you actinglike this?
It's so true, you dude you.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
That's what falls into the.
You're stupid, You're stupid,oh.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
God, yeah, it drives me nuts.
Yeah, the silent treatment isnot a weapon.
It should never be.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I don't think it's a weapon.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Because I personally go silent Right To make sure
that I'm right or wrong in whatI'm saying.
Correct, I'll sit there, I'llreflect.
It could take five minutes,right.
It could take five days, right,I don't know.
I have to think about the wholething, yep, and it depends upon
the severity of whatever thesituation is, of course.
So, and it's not like I'mavoiding you, but I don't want
(12:40):
to say anything to you until I'mready to say something to you.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Correct, which actually is a very nice or good
way to go about any kind ofsituation.
Right, because, like you said,you don't want to hurt the
person's feelings and you wantto figure out what happened,
what went wrong.
If it's me, her, both, whatever, guys, whatever, same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But in the meantime the other party is literally
steaming.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Lighting your phone up like a Christmas tree, yep.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's like let it go man.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's not helping the situation, just stop.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Dubs TF.
Take a hint here.
Have this chill pill, musclerelaxer, whatever's going to put
you to sleep.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Call me in a couple days.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Here have some allergy medication.
It may cause drowsiness.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh my God, Just sleep it off, just sleep it off.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Just take a hard quick nap.
Don't talk to me for the restof your life.
Oh my God.
Yeah, there are a lot of timesthat I do things wrong.
Yes, and I don't seem like that.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And an argument will start.
Sure, and I have to take fiveminutes at least.
Yeah, what the fuck did I dohere?
Right, I do it wrong.
Right was it me.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh it was me oh all right, I gotta apologize, right?
Of course, sometimes it's otherpeople too that just you know
get under the skin and you'retrying to figure out a nice way
to just like I need five.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You just drive me insane but when you, when I'm
doing that, you start coming inand coming at me yeah, yeah,
gotcha.
Well then I'm like all right,you know what bitch For me, you
know what bitch?
Yeah, now I'm not going to talkto you at all because you're
ruining it.
Because you're ruining it, youcan't even give me, you're
overstepping my boundaries.
So now I'm going to give youthe silent treatment, and you
(14:29):
deserve to know what the fuckI'm thinking Right Now.
You're going to sit there andstew, yeah, and you just
escalated everything where itdidn't need to go Right.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So for now it was five minutes.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not talking to you for fiveyears.
Bye.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
We're getting divorced yeah.
All right, and the next one isboy.
We're completely different.
Regarding physical affection,that's a true story.
I hate being touched.
I hate being touched okay, alot of the women yes, that I've
(15:01):
been, uh, lucky enough to be ina relationship with, have loved
it and they wanted it right.
I do not hold hands yes, Icannot stand that gross
sweatiness.
Okay it, it's just odd.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And I'm sorry that you see it in movies and
everybody thinks it's sweet.
It sucks, but that's okay.
So just taking a showertogether it sucks.
Everybody's like, oh, let'stake a shower together, it's hot
.
Ew, it's sexy.
No, get out of my way, I'mtrying to shower, fuck this.
And water is the worstlubricant on the planet here we
go.
Oh my god, sorry, tell you wowtell you that for free I hate it
(15:36):
, I yeah okay, yeah, I get thatsex on the beach.
Do you really want sand upthere?
No, no, you don't yeah, no, whydon't you just take a piece of
sandpaper, wipe your tush withit?
Oh my, jesus christ, it's sostupid yeah, but time out you.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
So time out just because those things you don't
like, you have other ways ofshowing people you care about
them.
So that's not like you don'tlike complete non-affection it's
not my fault.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I'm 12 inches long oh no, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
We're gonna beat that one right out that's funny,
because it's totally not true.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's not true, it's just funny you.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
This is why you're my second best audience Took me
right off that I wasn'texpecting that one.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I know.
That's why I said it.
God almighty, this is a familyprogram.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, we have to keep it clean here.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Like I said, you got to get rid of that one Physical
attraction, though, is physicalaffection, not attraction, is a
big thing.
It is.
I'm not necessarily, I do notlike PDA.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Unless it's, you know , on the front lawn while cars
are driving by.
Other than that, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Okay, no, that was another one.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You didn't know what I was going to say I was afraid
and I didn't say anything.
I'm like where's?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
she going with this.
But there there are a lot ofpeople that are like me.
Yeah, they don't want to betouched, they don't want to be
hugged and kissed.
That's fine, like all the time.
There are also some otherpeople that need it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Which I don't understand why you need it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Clingy.
It doesn't make sense, itdoesn't compute, they're
insecure and they need to besolidified in their relationship
, like, oh, please touch me.
I don't like the term insecureon this one here.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, they want to be reassured, yes, but that could
be deemed insecure.
But no, I might be insecure fornot wanting it at all.
I'm not sure if I'm worthy ofit, so you really can't use
insecure here on either one.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I don't like it because people fucking annoy me.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I just hate them.
It's a true statement that is atrue statement.
I actually do like it from timeto time.
I don't need it 24-7.
But if I'm in the mood,whatever, I would appreciate it
sometimes.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I don't need it all the time.
My other thought on this If yougive somebody a hug every five
minutes, it loses its importance.
Its meaning Like if somebodywere to die and you gave them a
hug Right.
Well, you hug them every fiveminutes, so what does it mean?
Now I get a hug from you everyfive minutes.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's like if you do it too much, Well, its meaning I
get what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Too much of a good thing.
Well, yes, yes, I get that.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
So you want like flowers?
No, you're not getting anyflowers.
I mean, no one is.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Because they die in like three days.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay, I'll give you that I actually don't do flowers
much.
Why would you buy somebodyflowers?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
two flowers much.
Here's a bunch of rotten weedsthat you're going to throw out
in five days.
They're not rotten weeds,they're pretty.
It's the thought that counts.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
It is If I send my flowers to friends or whatever.
I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
They will die, but it's the thought that counts,
then let me send you a strippergram.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh, wow.
It's the thought that counts.
A stripper gram.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, okay, I'll send you one Big guy with a crank.
Look at me Singing a song andshit.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh my God, this has gone so sideways, such quick
time, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Can you watch TV with anyone?
I can not.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You talk a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I talk a lot when I don't want to watch it.
Tonight we were watchingReacher earlier.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah right.
And I love that show Me too.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I was in a different mood today, though.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
But I would have shut up and watched it because I
want to watch that show.
Yeah, if I want to watch theshow, I don't talk.
I agree If I've either seen ita thousand times or don't want
(19:39):
to watch it all.
Oh man, I'll just make fun.
Don't shut up.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
It's like mystery, science, theater 3000 god, just
sitting there painful commentingon it.
Oh, why would they do that?
That doesn't make sense.
I was wearing a pink shirt,it's so true, yeah, yeah, I
would like watching tv withpeople, though I do I don't, you
can't, it's impossible and Idon't know why people even it's
a setup for failure.
That's not true.
Why is it a setup for failure?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
to watch TV with somebody I can't.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's so ridiculous to say.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I can't watch TV with anybody because I just binge,
and I will stay up for 14 hoursstraight so Watching.
Tv People out there that dobinge If you don't.
I've already watched everyepisode.
We're done as far as I'mconcerned, and now you're pissed
because I watched every episode.
You can't.
Everybody has a different wayof going about watching.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
TV.
Okay, I'll give you that, but Istill think watching TV.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
You don't have to give it to me.
I'm right, you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
As usual, here we go.
That's your opinion.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I'm pretty ugly, I'm skinny, or fat I'm smart smrt.
Wow, oh god really.
And then every single person onthis planet is a is a terrible,
terrible listener.
Listening is like drivingnobody can do it, okay.
No, everybody on this planet isa bad listener Everyone on the
planet.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
The billions and billions of people on this world
are bad listeners.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I can prove it by this podcast alone, go.
All of us talk over each other,all of us.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Every single one of us.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We do.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Nobody stops and fucking listens.
I do.
I myself I'm guilty of this.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I'm not singling anybody out, but nobody listens.
As soon as you say something, athought pops in my head and I
got to get it out.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
That is yeah, but that's me yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
That's what I do, yep .
So we have a waiting and beingpatient.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, you know what?
I can go and guarantee you thatI have no patience at all for
anything anymore.
I just don't have patience foranything.
Patience is gone Out the door.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
The world feels the same.
Yeah, so everybody's a badlistener, and number nine is
sometimes.
They just won't stop talking.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Well, there you go, everybody it's Ditto.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I agree, but the difference between myself and
everyone else is, I admit it, Italk too much.
That's why we have a podcast.
It doesn't stop, it just keepscoming.
It does.
You could be sitting there justout of the shower, fresh out of
the shower.
I'm like you, fucking cleanenough.
I got something to say alwayssomething to say.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Always, always, always, always, always, sitting
just minding my own business.
You have something to sayalways I do.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yep, it's usually derogatory towards you, yeah,
but there's always something tosay, right?
Plus, I'll be down in thekitchen like making bagels and
I'll just be singing to myself I.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I have heard that.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I started a podcast literally because I need to hear
myself talk.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Oh, you start talking to somebody.
I'm like what the heck?
Is he talking to me?
Anybody in the room Himself?
What's going on right now?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I talk to myself, Just so I have.
It's like maybe I'mschizophrenic.
I don't know who am I talkingto.
I don't know.
Oh, it's Kevin this time.
Oh, I'm glad.
Oh, hi, I'm Fred.
What the fuck.
I'm always talking to him.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, you are always talking.
Shit has to come out of mymouth, or I'm not happy?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Seriously, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
That is a very true statement.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
And so it brings me back to the not listening.
Yeah, and I said none of us do,because we we are constantly
over talking everybody.
I know I do it, so I'm veryconscious about the other person
talking, so we're not overtalking each other and we put on
a an episode that's easy tolisten to, right, we fail a lot.
Well, yeah, we do, but andpeople still listen yeah, they
are, but a lot of it's my fault.
I'm not leading in a gooddirection because I can't stop
talking.
Let's take the blame here.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Indecisiveness.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh you, that's your biggest pet peeve.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, I've got to say that's probably one of your
biggest pet peeves you ask aquestion and they were like oh,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,what?
I don't ask a question.
I'm asking what's going tohappen for something, and I
don't know Because I don't plan.
I don't plan for anything, Ijust go with what's going on, I
couldn't care less.
And then, whatever it is, let'sshits and giggles.
(24:03):
This really happens.
You happens.
You and casey are usually herea lot right or recording
everything, and it's noon andone of you is like I'm hungry,
are we gonna eat?
I was like what do you feellike?
And both of you I don't knowwhat do you want?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
that's what I was trying to say.
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
and that drives me off a fucking wall.
Don't ask me a question if youdon't know your own answer yeah,
but then we'll answer.
We'll answer you and you'relike I don't know your own
answer.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, but then we'll answer.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
We'll answer you and you're like I don't want that,
so you do that anyway, the otherthing I find females doing and
this is not to knock females,but I find it more with females
than males we would be sittingthere watching TV and you two
just start gabbing in the middleof a show.
It's like, dude, wait for thecommercial.
Really You'll turn and ask Dude?
(24:53):
Or even worse, you know how yougot to watch Netflix and the ad
comes on for like 45 seconds.
You got to sit through it.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
And then here's this 45-second ad.
As soon as that ad is done, youturn and look at me like so
what do you think about this?
You couldn't ask me that duringthat 45 second ad, when we
could have talked.
What the fucking shit it's like?
Are you serious right now?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I don't remember doing that, but let me know if I
do that, because that wouldannoy the shit out of me too.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I'm still researching this because I want to see if
guys do it too, because I don'tthink they do, or not nearly as
much at least.
Okay, women will literally waituntil the commercial's over and
then start asking you questionswhat are we going to do next
week?
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Movie.
You can't be asked thatquestion anyway, because you
don't even know what the hellyou're doing five minutes from
there.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
That's besides the point.
The point is you had 45 fullseconds to ask me anything you
wanted.
You sat there on your phone andas soon as the thing was over,
you stop and you turn and you'relike ow, what are we going to
do?
What the fuck?
No, not now, motherfucker.
Wow, the show's back on.
(26:09):
What the hell?
Women in general are justindecisive.
They are they're indecisivewhen it's a stupid thing, like
if you were decorating a room ina house.
You know exactly what you want.
Yes, right, right when you wantlunch.
I don't know.
Whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
The fuck.
Well, I said before two secondsago, I'll say something, and
you're like no, I don't wantthat.
Well, you asked me what youwanted for lunch and then I
answer you and you say you don'twant it.
So it's like we're stuck with arock and a hard place.
No, yes, no, you've done thatbefore.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
No shit, everyone does.
My point is you asked me thequestion what's for lunch.
I said whatever you want, I'llfind something on the menu,
right, doesn't matter.
What do you want?
I don't know.
Whatever you want, oh, so now Igot to look up lunch.
Are you passing the torch?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
What the fuck is this shit?
Not one.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Here's one that I think is funny, but I don't
agree with it.
So it says here my wife tooksinging lessons as a kid.
She's certain that she has agreat voice, but she doesn't.
I don't care if you have agreat voice or not.
Fucking, sing that shit out,dude.
Everybody should sing.
Whether you're good or bad, itdoesn't matter, because it makes
you feel good.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I was going to say it's a feel good thing.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
If somebody gets pissed off at that, you're the
problem.
You're at number two whereyou're just stupid Refer to
number two.
Yeah, see, number two.
You're an idiot If you want tosing fucking sing.
I'm 100% okay with that.
I'm a bad singer.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I'll sing whatever the fuck I want, because it
makes me feel good, exactly,don't ever take that away from
somebody.
The fuck I want, because itmakes me feel good, exactly, oh
yeah, no, I think it's a great,so don't ever take that away
from somebody.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Nope, I agree.
What are you choking on?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I have no idea.
You're sneezing, you're choking.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
This room smells like you.
I got to get some airconditioning in here or
something.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You're going to edit that shit out right now.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I'm leaving that part .
Nope, that's funny, nope, oh, Ido this.
I drag my feet.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
When I do not want to do something, I drag it and it
makes things worse.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
And I often pay for it.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Big time.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Big time.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
And you would think, by now I would have learned no
Hell, no, hell, no.
So this puts me at number two.
I'm an idiot, stupid, yep,dumbass, but that's also not
really a reason to hate somebodyor not like them anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
No, I mean, I'd rather, I'm just, I don't
procrastinate, I have to get itdone.
Can you feel loved?
But?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
not wanted.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
You just cut me off.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I did because we're way over.
We're at 30 minutes now.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yes, wow, and we still have more to go.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Well, just pick out the important ones then.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
It's too late.
We're at the end.
Okay, I have to cut it down.
So, yes, I did talk over you.
Yes, I cut you off.
Yes, I said shut up.
You're at number two.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Harvard is not waiting for your letter.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I don't want to go to Harvard, they're not waiting
for it, don't worry.
I never wanted to.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
That's my favorite insult.
Yeah, harvard's not waiting foryou.
That means you're stupid.
Anyway, we are way over.
This is going to be a long one.
But, whatever it was fun.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
It was fun.
We didn't even finish it.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Well, give us one more.
All right, everything elseabout them is perfect, but I
could say something, and it justgoes quiet.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
What is that?
Everything else is perfect.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Everything else is great, right, but you say
something and that person dwellson it for days at a time.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Well then, it's not perfect, that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Refer to number two, please.
Here's another one Snoring.
Oh, I don't like sleeping withpeople.
It's becoming more and more.
Well, no, I like sleeping withpeople, but not in the same bed
to actually sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I need a different room.
First of all.
I need it for them and I needit for me.
I'm a snorer yes, you are andthen I get so aggravated that
the other person is snoring andeverybody f***ing snores.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh yes.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I don't care what you say, correct, I have yet to be
in a bedroom with another person.
That does not snore.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Everyone snores in some capacity.
Everybody does I do Right.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Just admit it.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You know you do, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Oh no, I can't hear it.
Yeah, no shit.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Well, because you're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, because you've become used to it.
But everybody snores, yeah, buteverybody snores yeah, and I
can't sometimes take it whensomeone else snores.
Yeah, oh, interesting, which isawful yeah that's awful,
because I saw wood.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You fall asleep on the couch football game.
You're out, I'm out.
The noises that come out ofyour mouth.
I think your kid chucked afreaking ball at you Just to
make you laugh.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Check his pulse.
Check his pulse.
Yes, yeah, I'm terrible at it,you are.
I snore, but and I also, it'sjust, it's I.
I shouldn't say I don't like it.
I do, but sometimes it's justToo much.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I don't know how to.
I don't know how to put it.
I get it Like I like spendingtime In the bed With my
significant other, but there aretimes where I just wish I could
get the hell out, and thatshould be all right.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It should be all right.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
There should be times where I could do it and times
where I don't feel that way, andvice versa by the way Right.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Of course, Vice versa .
Speaker 2 (31:41):
That you just go into another room, right.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Well, the other person gets butt hurt, then they
have a problem.
Well, we already know this.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
All right Refer to number two.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
We took a lot longer to do this than I thought we
were going to.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
It was a fun topic.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
That's because I'm always fun.
Oh boy Based on my overallpersonality, how awesome I am,
my intelligence and the factthat I'm a prophet.
This was fun, because this iswhat I knew was going to be fun.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Hey Ditto, refer to number two.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
No, that's on you now for even saying that You're
bridging intelligence.
I wouldn't say otherwise.
Anyway, we are at the end.
Okay, you're going away for aweek.
I am, thank God.
Wow, we're going away for aweek.
I am Thank God.
Wow, we're going to miss youwith every bullet.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yep, thanks a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Travel safe.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
When you get back, come up, catch up.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I will.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
All right, we will see you later.
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