April 15, 2025 • 26 mins
Ever warned your kids about something only to watch them do it anyway and face the consequences? This episode dives into the perfect example of that parenting cycle when two teenagers attempt to return shoes at the mall despite warnings that it wouldn't go well.
After being refused by a store employee they colorfully nickname "Fat Ginger," the boys learn the hard way why their parents said no in the first place. Their father doesn't miss the opportunity to drive home an important life lesson: "We say no for a reason, not because we don't want you to do it, but because it's not the right thing." It's the parenting equivalent of "I told you so," delivered with just enough restraint to make the point without rubbing salt in the wound.
The conversation takes a fascinating turn when the discussion shifts to the Minecraft movie and the surprising phenomenon of audience participation that's erupted around it. The generational divide becomes starkly apparent as the teenagers enthusiastically defend screaming catchphrases and throwing popcorn as "not a movie, but an experience," while their father advocates for traditional theater etiquette and respect for other viewers.
This family dynamic reaches peak entertainment when they debate the evolution of video games, with Dad proudly claiming his gaming credentials by referencing classics like Pong, Pac-Man, and GoldenEye, only to be dismissed with the devastating teenage comeback: "You're just calling yourself old." The authentic family banter, complete with interruptions, playful insults, and genuine moments of connection, makes this episode relatable to anyone who's ever been a parent or a teenager navigating the sometimes frustrating, often funny territory of family relationships.
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Saki Tubi.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
I'm back here with Case thecreature and Ryan.
Hi hey Ryan, what's going on?
Bud, you can say something.
Creature.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh, now, all of a sudden, you want to shut up.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Wow, so exciting Lively punch.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The one person that can't stop talking gets on
behind the microphone and all ofa sudden, nothing.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, I just got yelled at, so.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
What'd you get yelled at for?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Talking Pretty obvious.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
All right.
What are we doing here, guys?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Talking about impossible kicks.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Why Experience?
What did you guys do?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We went to the mall we got kicked out like five
times.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We got kicked out.
We just walked around the malland it just kept happening.
But why'd you get kicked outTrying?
We just walked around the mall,it just kept happening.
But why did you get kicked outTrying to return shoes?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Were you wearing the shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Were you wearing the same pants that you were trying
to return?
What?
It's a Seinfeld reference, butgo ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Don't worry about it.
Let's get back to the shoes.
You were wearing the shoesaround the mall, weren't you?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, I was not.
Yes, weren't you?
No, it was not.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, you were no, it was not you were in the store
and that was it yep then he soldyou bum shoes oh yeah why would
he do that?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
because he's a fat ginger.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh boy, lard boy, exactly ryan's got it, that's my
name for him I want both youguys to tell me the story of
what he did from yourperspective.
Now, this is your.
This isn't necessarily thetruth.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
All right, the creature you go first.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
All right, so well, we went in the store.
He sold me the shoes.
We went in the store.
He sold me the shoes.
We walked out the mall.
I looked at them Well, not outthe mall, like out of the store.
And we looked at them and theywere like just not what I bought
and they were like just notwhat I bought and they were not
good, like they were beat andlike worn.
So we went back it was me andlike five other people we went
(02:11):
back and tried to get the returnon them.
He's like no, you can get out,I'm going to have to call
security and you're going to beescorted out of the mall.
And he's like like he just keptkicking us out and telling us
that if we didn't get out, he'sgoing to get.
He basically said the mallpolice is what he said.
He said I'm going to get themall police involved.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Mall police.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
They're a bunch of losers.
So, yeah, and then we went backin there.
I talked to one of the peoplethat helped me like pick out
shoes or whatever, and then shebrought them back and she was
like telling him that I wantedto return.
She was like saying that shewould do it and like stuff like
(02:54):
that.
And then she asked someone elseto say it.
And then he walked over,slammed the shoes down at my
feet and told us to get out,otherwise we were like banned
from the store, weren't allowedback, and like he was just going
to keep getting us kicked out.
So we kind of walked out andjust sat in front of the store
for a good 30 minutes andanybody that would walk by we'd
say something most of the time.
(03:15):
And then we went back in thereand he again kicked us out.
We weren't even talking to him.
Him, he literally just keptcoming up to us and like putting
his arms out and like whooshingus like to get out of the store
.
And then, um, he kind ofstopped and let his like his, um
(03:36):
, like the other people in thestore talk to us and like get us
out of the store and like it'sjust like not fun to be in there
.
And then when the adults came,um, he, we went in there.
It was a big like arguing thing.
I was talking to some of theworkers and they were like no,
no, no, we're cool with you.
Like we had we wanted to returnthe shoes.
He's like he wouldn't let usand they were all talking to me
(03:58):
and like all the other peoplethat were there and, um, he was
just like set and he was beinglike rude and obnoxious and like
just not being pleasant and um,yeah, so he called security and
got all of us kicked out thestore.
He's like they need to beescorted out of the mall and
like stuff like that.
And they just kicked us out ofthe store.
They didn't even kick us out,they just told us to leave, so
(04:20):
they didn't have to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
But yeah, how'd you feel about it, ray?
So when they called security hesaid he was the owner of the
mall.
But after that we did someresearch and it turns out it was
like his cousin or something.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, his cousin was the owner, or like his family
member was the owner, and hewasn't even like a manager or no
, he might have been a manager.
So fat ginger had reallynothing to do with it no he was
basically his nepotism he mighthave been a manager, but that
was about it.
He wasn't like a co-owner allright which is what he claimed
to be keep going right um, so wegot out the mall and then we
(05:02):
just kept talking about it.
Yeah, yeah, big topic ofconversation after that, right,
yep Like explain what youthought happened at the mall.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Just keep your face closer to the mic so it's louder
.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
So what I heard was RJ told me they gave him the
wrong shoes.
So we went back.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What you heard or what you saw.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He told me who did?
We saw him too, I saw him too.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
The creature.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yes, yeah.
So we went back, tried toreturn them.
He didn't let us.
Then we went to a few otherstores and see if they would
return them, and then one of thestores told us to avoid the
purses.
So he went back.
It's kind of like deleting thepurchase, like the history of
(05:52):
the purchase.
So he went back and said wewant to avoid the purchase.
And then that's where thekicked out thing started.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So Fat Ginger really was just a dick.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh yeah, and I also just want to specify we went to
the other stores to try toresell them.
It was a whole process, andthen Nordstrom's was the store
that was like you need to go,tell them to void the
transaction, Otherwise yourparents are going to come down,
it's going to be a huge problemand they're like I don't know
what a void is.
We don't know how to voidsomething.
So that was the problem.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Who said that?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
The Fat.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Ginger Fat Ginger owns a store and doesn't know
how to void something.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Right Super smart.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Wow, right, I might still go in there anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Sounds like an adventure for you guys.
I think I should go in therewearing the shoes You're not
going to go back.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I might go in there and try on every pair of shoes
he has, oh boy.
And I'll go in there every dayuntil I find him and say can I
have these in a size 9?
Oh, these don't fit.
How about an 11?
Oh, these are too big.
Oh hey, fat ginger, oh boy.
I just start calling him thatuntil he kicks me out.
I'm like listen, you don't knowhow to avoid a transaction.
Well, you're going to avoidthis shit.
(07:03):
That guy was a dick on thephone.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
He's not a very nice person.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's why and we went through this already,
because I had to call you and belike hey, how tough are you,
yep.
Keep going.
Is that the rest of the story?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Basically.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
What happened after mom and the singing chef got
there, or Casey and the singingchef got there, or Casey and the
singing chef.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
We went back to the store and then he called
security.
We just kept complaining.
He kept saying like we can'treturn it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
What did security do?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They just kicked us out of the store.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
No, they did nothing, not much, absolutely nothing.
They stood there.
Yeah no, also the fat gingerkept going in the back when
security was there.
He called his own security downand then he just wouldn't even
talk to them.
He would go in the back thewhole time.
And he came out with pizza atone point, like reheated pizza.
It was funny.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It was dinner time, helios, I had pizza at one point
Like reheated pizza.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It was funny.
It was dinner time, elio's.
He asked you.
One of the workers asked you ifyou wanted a piece.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, I know, he asked me if I wanted a slice of
pizza.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
That was awful nice.
Yeah, here you want a piece ofpizza with those shoes we sold
you that you can't return.
Oh no, Listen here Fat Gingerand Dumbass, who I said don't
sell his kids' shoes.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
The employees were nice.
It was just him.
All the employees said theywould do the return if it wasn't
for him.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So you're saying that they could have done the return
?
Yeah, it was just Fat GingerYep.
Yeah, well, I'm going therethen.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm going to put a pair of your old soccer cleats
in a box and say, return thesenow.
Return them now or else I'mgoing to punch you in the face.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Oh boy, that sounds like a great plan.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm not actually going to strike the guy.
I can't, that would be illegal.
Yes, it would and probably alot of trouble for me.
Yeah, but I can go in there andmake a scene.
I'm not going to do that.
I can make a scene and make himpull the Pull the rest of his
red hair out.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You should pour water on the floor and act like you
slip in his shoes too.
That's a solid idea.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Let's try it.
All right, what else you guysgot?
Now you got suckered.
Hey, how did you feel gettingsuckered?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Didn't get suckered really.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
No, we still have the shoes.
Yeah, are they the shoes youwant?
If they were the shoes youwanted, why'd you try and return
them?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
They were the shoes.
They were just beat up.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Why'd you try and return them?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Because they were beat up.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
So they're not the shoes you wanted, are they?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I mean they're the same design, same everything.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
They're the same type of shoes.
If you wanted them, why wouldyou try and return them?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Because they were worn.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So you didn't want them them.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
No, so you got suckered.
Sure, there you go.
That's what it is.
You got duped because we wentback to return them, because
they had a scuff.
It was scuffed and it had creedin it.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It was creased this turns out to be a learning
lesson for everyone.
This is exactly why parents ingeneral, especially mom and
myself, say no, no, it's notbecause we want to be jerks or
mean or anything like that.
It's because this happens andyou don't understand it yet and
you're going to get duped, andyou did.
(10:15):
It's like don't touch the stove.
If we tell you not to touch thestove, are you going to touch
the stove?
Yes yeah, exactly until whatuntil it burns me until it burns
you, and then you're gonna know.
That's why we said no, right,that's how you learn.
But we're not telling you nobecause we don't want you to do
something.
We're telling you no becauseit's not the right thing to do.
(10:37):
Do you understand?
Yeah, so after you touch thestove, you realize it.
Oh, that's why mom said no,right, there you go.
That's why we say it, notbecause we don't want you to do
it or that you can't do it, butyou're, it's not the right thing
to be doing.
And that's it because we areactually older than you, if you
haven't noticed by a couple ofyears just a few yeah we're both
(10:58):
29 a couple decades actuallywatch your mouth creature watch
your mouth, creature.
But we say no for a reason, notbecause we don't want you to do
it, but because it's not theright thing, and this was one of
the things.
This is like touching the stove.
I said no, you did it, you gotburned, right.
(11:18):
That's what it comes down toand okay, it's a life experience
.
Now you know Right, it's a lifeexperience.
Now you know Right.
Now you know, and you didn'thave to fall into it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Right?
Am I wrong there, big guy?
No, stop staring off into space, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
He under-instruments us because we're younger, so he
thinks he could get a good dealoff of us.
Very true.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh, absolutely that's what he did.
Yeah, yeah, he took you for aride and that's what you want to
avoid.
Yeah, and that's why you alwayshave to say screw you, ginger,
fat, ginger, lard Boy,impossible, kick sucks, lard Boy
, yeah, lard Boy, whatever youwant to call it.
What else is happening?
You guys went and saw theMinecraft movie, right?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
A Minecraft movie?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yes, and everybody do you realize there's a big deal
coming out about that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, people are getting kicked out, they're
getting kicked out Police areescorting them out of the movie.
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Because they're screaming and yelling.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Like at Aubrey's Theater.
Someone took off their shirtand got kicked out.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, yeah, at my theater, everybody there's kids
behind me.
I mean I kind of can't talkbecause I was doing it too, but
they were throwing popcorn andstanding up yelling, screaming.
It's the Minecraft movie.
You've got to act like thatwhenever Steve says something.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, you do not.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, you do, no, you do not.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yes, you do.
You don't have to throw popcorn.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
You don't have to be a jerk.
No, you only throw popcorn atone part of the movie, chicken
jockey.
No, when they say water bucketrelease, you just gotta throw it
.
And when they say coming in hot, you gotta scream.
When they say chicken jockey,you gotta scream.
When they say the nether, yougotta scream.
When they say flint and steel,you gotta scream.
Every time he says something.
When he introduces Dennis, yougotta scream.
Anything, you just gotta screamat that movie.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You do not have to.
No, I just yelled the I amsteven chicken jock.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, no, my whole theater was like cheering and
screaming and yelling.
It was fun, ours was so boringthis is a real thing.
No joke, this is a real thingmy whole theater was cheering
and yelling and screaming it'scrazy howling, it was fun what's
happening with this movie?
Dude it's so fun to be in thosetheaters.
It's like it's not with thismovie, Dude.
It's so fun to be in thosetheaters.
It's not even a movie at thatpoint.
It's literally an experience.
(13:28):
I swear it's a whole different.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Was it like when I took you on the Transformers
ride and Megatron threw us offthe top of the building and you
got so scared you were just.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
That's probably why I don't like roller coasters.
I was like six years old.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
That, and you're French.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I was like six years old and I saw Megatron grin at
me with like this mischievousface and then throw us off of a
building.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
He did.
I mean it's 3D, it's a truestory, you didn't actually get
thrown off a building.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, I know, but I was six years old.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It literally felt like you did.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I've done it.
It's awesome.
Universal right yes, we didthat.
Remember the Jurassic Park one.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And then we jumped in the speed pass line, whatever
it is that they have to go down.
The Spider-Man one, and he'slike I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, we also did the Jurassic World one, not the
Velocicoaster, but the other one.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, he was probably talking about the Velocicoaster
.
We did the Velocicoaster lastyear.
It went like back slowly.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Although I gotta say the other people we were with
and then it boosted forward.
Sorry Say that again, bud.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
So it went backward for like a second, and then it
went, and then it like boostedforward extremely fast.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Ryan hated it but kind of loved it too.
Yeah, the people who we werewith we went into it and the
young lady we were with gotscared of the Shrek ride.
Oh, it doesn't even move, itjust vibrates.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, how?
Because we were like six andnine.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
It was not good, she was not.
No, oh no, she was not, I wasprobably four, not good, she was
not.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
No, oh no, she was not, I was probably four or five
, she was probably seven, it wasprobably five and eight.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
But either way, first ride we go on is a Shrek ride
and all of a sudden she'sbawling, oh jeez.
And her mother wouldn't eventake her out.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I had to, I had to.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I had to leave the ride.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh my goodness, did that?
That dinosaur ride scarred me.
It was so fun like going up itand then like going into the
thing.
It was cool and then just that.
That t-rex when it roared andthen the drop was just the worst
part about that entire ride Iremember that it was like 50.
It was like 50 60 foot drop andit was scary.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah.
So I thought it was like thisis boring, it's not even moving.
And then that part came up andI started screaming.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Let's go back to the Minecraft movie.
What makes it so good, first ofall?
And then I want to get into howmuch we spent on McDonald's
after you guys saw the movie.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
It's Minecraft.
That's what makes it soimportant.
Why do you have to scream thefunny voice lines, no, no no In
the movies, because when theysay something it's iconic, like
he'll go.
I am Steve and you're all justgoing why?
I don't know why.
It's just what you do.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It doesn't do it in the game.
Where did this come from?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
The movie.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Isn't this the movie now?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, it's all about the game, and they added voice
lines in the movie and that'swhy it's so good.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
How did you even know to do that?
Where'd you learn?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
We didn't, we didn it .
There's a lot of trailers.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, there's just a lot of trailers.
And one person screamed in ourtheater and then everybody
followed that, and so that'swhat we did.
After every one, we juststarted screaming, and then that
happened in every other theater, because I went on release day,
so Ooh.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Hey there, cool guy.
But all of a sudden it'spopping up everywhere where
police have to be called,They'll stop the movie halfway
through.
Yeah, I know and remove peoplefrom the theater.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Some guy threw like a blue slushie when they said
water bucket release, it's nuts.
When somebody said water bucketrelease, he threw a blue
slushie at somebody's face andgot kicked out and he screamed
it too Worth it.
Oh, my God, worth, it.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh, my God, worth, it .
Speaker 3 (17:28):
And one of the theaters I think it was in New
Jersey they completely trashedit when they said water bucket
release, guys took full bucketsof popcorn large ones and just
threw it.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
They're legit trashing the theater.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, and then simply .
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I believe they were considering taking it out of the
theater.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
And then simply, when they said big old red ones, my
theater went crazy, I don't knowwhy.
About that one, I mean, yeah,it's like a good line, obviously
it's a meme, but we all,obviously everybody screamed,
obviously everybody screamed.
But you know, there's a lot offun parts about that movie and
(18:06):
especially everybody like it wasnot quiet in there at one point
in the entire movie, whichusually there is, like there's
always silence in the movietheaters.
That's why this made, that'swhy it was like fun just to be
in that theater that's calledhaving respect when you're quiet
in the theater yeah, but wheneverybody's going along with it,
that just makes it fun.
It's actually part of theopening credits and stuff to be
quiet and turn your phone off.
(18:27):
Yeah, you're quiet until Stevesays something, and then your
whole theater runs.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That's actually what they call mob mentality.
Everybody else is doing it, soI should too.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yep, Well, no, actually I was the first one to
scream on like three of them.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Why, why Because?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
it's just what you do .
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You don't have to and you're doing the wrong thing.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
It's just what you do , simply no, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
You go to the movies.
You sit there quietly and watchthe movie.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Dude, you don't throw popcorn or a slushie or slap
the guy next to you in theforehead.
It's not a movie.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Unless it's Red Ginger.
And then you slapped a snot onhim.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, it's not a movie, though.
It's an experience.
I don't know how to explain itLike you have to go see it and
then you'll know.
You have to watch all the memes.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I don't have to see it to teach you respect.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's not about respect, it's about Exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
That's your.
There you go.
Thank you for saying it.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh boy, yeah, exactly , you don't have respect.
No, she's not.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You're ruining other people's time.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
mean Movies are not Dude.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, okay, if you're , we obviously watched the movie
.
But when you go there you knowall the memes, so you cheer
whenever he says it.
That's the whole point.
The movie's a whole meme.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes, but other people paid that much money to go sit
there quietly and watch themovie.
They didn't go there to screamand yell and you're ruining it
for them.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Everybody in our theater yelled.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
It doesn't matter, I'm talking to you, you don't
have to, okay, because youshould have respect for
everybody else in the theater.
Am I wrong?
Sure, I don't Just becauseeverybody else is doing, it
doesn't mean you need to.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Okay, I still don't care Like if I went back again.
I'll still do it again.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I can't believe.
You just said that on the air,which is going to be up and out
this Tuesday, which is tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
If I went to any other movie.
It's next Tuesday.
If I went to any other movie,yeah, I would have been quiet,
but it's the minecraft movie, sono, I'm gonna scream.
If it was like any other moviein the theaters, I wouldn't yell
, I wouldn't even talk I'mpretty sure you're losing
something.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
There's some punishment coming why, because
that's disrespectful.
All right, we need to move onfrom this you can't do that but
it it's not okay.
Anyway, what's next?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Can I ask Creature something.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
What do you rate the movie out of 10?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
10.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I rate it a 7 because literally every single trailer
they posted is exactly whathappens in the movie.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Couple of rookies.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
That's the Sorry.
Sorry guys.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
9.767345, you could have stopped at the first 7 wow
you can't give a solid scorelike a 7, it's gonna be a 7.1,
7.3, 7.2 7.
Negative 5 no that just doesn'tmake any sense 7.5.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
7.5 is a number.
What made it so good?
Everything, just the whole plotof the movie.
That just doesn't make anysense.
7.5.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
There you go 7.5 is the number.
What made it so?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
good.
Everything.
Just the whole plot of themovie, everything, all the memes
that have been around beforeeven the movie came out,
everything.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So you guys have been prepping for this movie.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Everyone has yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Everyone has.
Yes, it's that big.
Yes, I just heard about it whenyou went there.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You know, who hasn't been prepping Neither of us I
had no idea.
We don't plan on watching it.
You guys are like 50, 60, so Iunderstand.
Wow, we are not, that's old.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Does that mean we can't play video games?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
You don't play the games we play.
And if you do, yeah, you'reright because they're stupid
nowadays.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
But anyway I was there for the first ones, were
you.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
What Hell?
No, you weren't Exactly Pitfall.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Pong Pac-Man.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Mario Brothers, zelda GoldenEye Blitz NBA.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Jam Madden, any Madden that you still play now.
I played the first Madden firstNHL Dude, you got no idea.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
You got no idea, bro.
You're just calling yourselfold.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I am old.
I'm not calling myself old, Iam.
I have a child.
I'm old.
And now I'm gray because of you.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
All because of you.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I love you, though it's all your fault Richard.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Come on buddy.
Oh boy, what Nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
No, I'm saying You're right, I don't play the new
video games, but I played thegame.
If you guys play a shootinggame, especially Fortnite, all
that stems from GoldenEye.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
100% it does, and that's what I played so in
golden eye you can build, editand all that.
No, they added to it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
But the first player, the first person shooter, the
very first game that was firstperson shooter was either duck
hunt, I was gonna say I playedyou guys never played duck hunt
so I have or it was golden eye.
Golden eye revolutionized videogames so fortnite is third
person.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
But okay, oh, boy it is not third person I said
fortnite is third person.
You just said it's not thirdperson yes, it is how you're not
, you don't see out you, you seeyour whole character.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Alright, fair enough, but that's still first person.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
No, it's not, it's technically.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Third how is it?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
third it wouldn't be first I think the whole point is
that it's evolved.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
It's evolved.
It was because of 007.
It's the reason.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Fortnite exists at this point, it's because of
Goldeneye.
If it wasn't for Goldeneye, youwouldn't have that game.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I wish Fortnite didn't exist.
Oh, stop it, you've playedFortnite forever.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
You've probably spent probably about $1,000 on that
game, no it's not.
It's technically third.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
How is it?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
third it wouldn't be first, I think the whole point
is that it's evolved.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's evolved, it's changed.
It's what it is now.
It was because of 007.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It's the reason Fortnite exists at this point
it's because of Goldeneye.
If it wasn't for Goldeneye, youwouldn't have that game.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I wish Fortnite didn't exist.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Oh, stop it.
You've played Fortnite forever,Ryan you've probably spent
probably about $1,000 on thatgame.
Oh, I don't see what the Idon't know.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Is it working now?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, can you hear me Yep, can you hear me now?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
No, yes.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, can you hear me now.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You guys don't even know what that is.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
But, Ryan, you probably spent upwards of like
$1,000 on that game.
I hope that is not true.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We're all set lost a fucking channel.
I don't know why.
I don't know what's going on.
I gotta go through all thesewires.
I don't know what the fuck ishappening.
Anyway, guys, thanks for comingin.
We're well over time anyway, soRye did you have fun.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Come back and do it again.
Do it again.
Same with you, buddy.
Yeah, okay, and stop being ajerk.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I would have rather shot myself than set this room.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
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Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Saki Tubi.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
I'm back here with Case thecreature and Ryan.
Hi hey Ryan, what's going on?
Bud, you can say something.
Creature.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh, now, all of a sudden, you want to shut up.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Wow, so exciting Lively punch.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The one person that can't stop talking gets on
behind the microphone and all ofa sudden, nothing.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, I just got yelled at, so.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
What'd you get yelled at for?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Talking Pretty obvious.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
All right.
What are we doing here, guys?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Talking about impossible kicks.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Why Experience?
What did you guys do?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We went to the mall we got kicked out like five
times.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We got kicked out.
We just walked around the malland it just kept happening.
But why'd you get kicked outTrying?
We just walked around the mall,it just kept happening.
But why did you get kicked outTrying to return shoes?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Were you wearing the shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Were you wearing the same pants that you were trying
to return?
What?
It's a Seinfeld reference, butgo ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Don't worry about it.
Let's get back to the shoes.
You were wearing the shoesaround the mall, weren't you?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, I was not.
Yes, weren't you?
No, it was not.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, you were no, it was not you were in the store
and that was it yep then he soldyou bum shoes oh yeah why would
he do that?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
because he's a fat ginger.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh boy, lard boy, exactly ryan's got it, that's my
name for him I want both youguys to tell me the story of
what he did from yourperspective.
Now, this is your.
This isn't necessarily thetruth.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
All right, the creature you go first.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
All right, so well, we went in the store.
He sold me the shoes.
We went in the store.
He sold me the shoes.
We walked out the mall.
I looked at them Well, not outthe mall, like out of the store.
And we looked at them and theywere like just not what I bought
and they were like just notwhat I bought and they were not
good, like they were beat andlike worn.
So we went back it was me andlike five other people we went
(02:11):
back and tried to get the returnon them.
He's like no, you can get out,I'm going to have to call
security and you're going to beescorted out of the mall.
And he's like like he just keptkicking us out and telling us
that if we didn't get out, he'sgoing to get.
He basically said the mallpolice is what he said.
He said I'm going to get themall police involved.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Mall police.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
They're a bunch of losers.
So, yeah, and then we went backin there.
I talked to one of the peoplethat helped me like pick out
shoes or whatever, and then shebrought them back and she was
like telling him that I wantedto return.
She was like saying that shewould do it and like stuff like
(02:54):
that.
And then she asked someone elseto say it.
And then he walked over,slammed the shoes down at my
feet and told us to get out,otherwise we were like banned
from the store, weren't allowedback, and like he was just going
to keep getting us kicked out.
So we kind of walked out andjust sat in front of the store
for a good 30 minutes andanybody that would walk by we'd
say something most of the time.
(03:15):
And then we went back in thereand he again kicked us out.
We weren't even talking to him.
Him, he literally just keptcoming up to us and like putting
his arms out and like whooshingus like to get out of the store
.
And then, um, he kind ofstopped and let his like his, um
(03:36):
, like the other people in thestore talk to us and like get us
out of the store and like it'sjust like not fun to be in there
.
And then when the adults came,um, he, we went in there.
It was a big like arguing thing.
I was talking to some of theworkers and they were like no,
no, no, we're cool with you.
Like we had we wanted to returnthe shoes.
He's like he wouldn't let usand they were all talking to me
(03:58):
and like all the other peoplethat were there and, um, he was
just like set and he was beinglike rude and obnoxious and like
just not being pleasant and um,yeah, so he called security and
got all of us kicked out thestore.
He's like they need to beescorted out of the mall and
like stuff like that.
And they just kicked us out ofthe store.
They didn't even kick us out,they just told us to leave, so
(04:20):
they didn't have to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
But yeah, how'd you feel about it, ray?
So when they called security hesaid he was the owner of the
mall.
But after that we did someresearch and it turns out it was
like his cousin or something.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, his cousin was the owner, or like his family
member was the owner, and hewasn't even like a manager or no
, he might have been a manager.
So fat ginger had reallynothing to do with it no he was
basically his nepotism he mighthave been a manager, but that
was about it.
He wasn't like a co-owner allright which is what he claimed
to be keep going right um, so wegot out the mall and then we
(05:02):
just kept talking about it.
Yeah, yeah, big topic ofconversation after that, right,
yep Like explain what youthought happened at the mall.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Just keep your face closer to the mic so it's louder
.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
So what I heard was RJ told me they gave him the
wrong shoes.
So we went back.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What you heard or what you saw.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He told me who did?
We saw him too, I saw him too.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
The creature.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yes, yeah.
So we went back, tried toreturn them.
He didn't let us.
Then we went to a few otherstores and see if they would
return them, and then one of thestores told us to avoid the
purses.
So he went back.
It's kind of like deleting thepurchase, like the history of
(05:52):
the purchase.
So he went back and said wewant to avoid the purchase.
And then that's where thekicked out thing started.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So Fat Ginger really was just a dick.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh yeah, and I also just want to specify we went to
the other stores to try toresell them.
It was a whole process, andthen Nordstrom's was the store
that was like you need to go,tell them to void the
transaction, Otherwise yourparents are going to come down,
it's going to be a huge problemand they're like I don't know
what a void is.
We don't know how to voidsomething.
So that was the problem.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Who said that?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
The Fat.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Ginger Fat Ginger owns a store and doesn't know
how to void something.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Right Super smart.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Wow, right, I might still go in there anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Sounds like an adventure for you guys.
I think I should go in therewearing the shoes You're not
going to go back.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I might go in there and try on every pair of shoes
he has, oh boy.
And I'll go in there every dayuntil I find him and say can I
have these in a size 9?
Oh, these don't fit.
How about an 11?
Oh, these are too big.
Oh hey, fat ginger, oh boy.
I just start calling him thatuntil he kicks me out.
I'm like listen, you don't knowhow to avoid a transaction.
Well, you're going to avoidthis shit.
(07:03):
That guy was a dick on thephone.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
He's not a very nice person.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's why and we went through this already,
because I had to call you and belike hey, how tough are you,
yep.
Keep going.
Is that the rest of the story?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Basically.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
What happened after mom and the singing chef got
there, or Casey and the singingchef got there, or Casey and the
singing chef.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
We went back to the store and then he called
security.
We just kept complaining.
He kept saying like we can'treturn it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
What did security do?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They just kicked us out of the store.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
No, they did nothing, not much, absolutely nothing.
They stood there.
Yeah no, also the fat gingerkept going in the back when
security was there.
He called his own security downand then he just wouldn't even
talk to them.
He would go in the back thewhole time.
And he came out with pizza atone point, like reheated pizza.
It was funny.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It was dinner time, helios, I had pizza at one point
Like reheated pizza.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It was funny.
It was dinner time, elio's.
He asked you.
One of the workers asked you ifyou wanted a piece.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, I know, he asked me if I wanted a slice of
pizza.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
That was awful nice.
Yeah, here you want a piece ofpizza with those shoes we sold
you that you can't return.
Oh no, Listen here Fat Gingerand Dumbass, who I said don't
sell his kids' shoes.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
The employees were nice.
It was just him.
All the employees said theywould do the return if it wasn't
for him.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So you're saying that they could have done the return
?
Yeah, it was just Fat GingerYep.
Yeah, well, I'm going therethen.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm going to put a pair of your old soccer cleats
in a box and say, return thesenow.
Return them now or else I'mgoing to punch you in the face.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Oh boy, that sounds like a great plan.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm not actually going to strike the guy.
I can't, that would be illegal.
Yes, it would and probably alot of trouble for me.
Yeah, but I can go in there andmake a scene.
I'm not going to do that.
I can make a scene and make himpull the Pull the rest of his
red hair out.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You should pour water on the floor and act like you
slip in his shoes too.
That's a solid idea.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Let's try it.
All right, what else you guysgot?
Now you got suckered.
Hey, how did you feel gettingsuckered?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Didn't get suckered really.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
No, we still have the shoes.
Yeah, are they the shoes youwant?
If they were the shoes youwanted, why'd you try and return
them?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
They were the shoes.
They were just beat up.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Why'd you try and return them?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Because they were beat up.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
So they're not the shoes you wanted, are they?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I mean they're the same design, same everything.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
They're the same type of shoes.
If you wanted them, why wouldyou try and return them?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Because they were worn.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So you didn't want them them.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
No, so you got suckered.
Sure, there you go.
That's what it is.
You got duped because we wentback to return them, because
they had a scuff.
It was scuffed and it had creedin it.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It was creased this turns out to be a learning
lesson for everyone.
This is exactly why parents ingeneral, especially mom and
myself, say no, no, it's notbecause we want to be jerks or
mean or anything like that.
It's because this happens andyou don't understand it yet and
you're going to get duped, andyou did.
(10:15):
It's like don't touch the stove.
If we tell you not to touch thestove, are you going to touch
the stove?
Yes yeah, exactly until whatuntil it burns me until it burns
you, and then you're gonna know.
That's why we said no, right,that's how you learn.
But we're not telling you nobecause we don't want you to do
something.
We're telling you no becauseit's not the right thing to do.
(10:37):
Do you understand?
Yeah, so after you touch thestove, you realize it.
Oh, that's why mom said no,right, there you go.
That's why we say it, notbecause we don't want you to do
it or that you can't do it, butyou're, it's not the right thing
to be doing.
And that's it because we areactually older than you, if you
haven't noticed by a couple ofyears just a few yeah we're both
(10:58):
29 a couple decades actuallywatch your mouth creature watch
your mouth, creature.
But we say no for a reason, notbecause we don't want you to do
it, but because it's not theright thing, and this was one of
the things.
This is like touching the stove.
I said no, you did it, you gotburned, right.
(11:18):
That's what it comes down toand okay, it's a life experience
.
Now you know Right, it's a lifeexperience.
Now you know Right.
Now you know, and you didn'thave to fall into it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Right?
Am I wrong there, big guy?
No, stop staring off into space, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
He under-instruments us because we're younger, so he
thinks he could get a good dealoff of us.
Very true.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh, absolutely that's what he did.
Yeah, yeah, he took you for aride and that's what you want to
avoid.
Yeah, and that's why you alwayshave to say screw you, ginger,
fat, ginger, lard Boy,impossible, kick sucks, lard Boy
, yeah, lard Boy, whatever youwant to call it.
What else is happening?
You guys went and saw theMinecraft movie, right?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
A Minecraft movie?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yes, and everybody do you realize there's a big deal
coming out about that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, people are getting kicked out, they're
getting kicked out Police areescorting them out of the movie.
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Because they're screaming and yelling.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Like at Aubrey's Theater.
Someone took off their shirtand got kicked out.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, yeah, at my theater, everybody there's kids
behind me.
I mean I kind of can't talkbecause I was doing it too, but
they were throwing popcorn andstanding up yelling, screaming.
It's the Minecraft movie.
You've got to act like thatwhenever Steve says something.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, you do not.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, you do, no, you do not.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yes, you do.
You don't have to throw popcorn.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
You don't have to be a jerk.
No, you only throw popcorn atone part of the movie, chicken
jockey.
No, when they say water bucketrelease, you just gotta throw it
.
And when they say coming in hot, you gotta scream.
When they say chicken jockey,you gotta scream.
When they say the nether, yougotta scream.
When they say flint and steel,you gotta scream.
Every time he says something.
When he introduces Dennis, yougotta scream.
Anything, you just gotta screamat that movie.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You do not have to.
No, I just yelled the I amsteven chicken jock.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, no, my whole theater was like cheering and
screaming and yelling.
It was fun, ours was so boringthis is a real thing.
No joke, this is a real thingmy whole theater was cheering
and yelling and screaming it'scrazy howling, it was fun what's
happening with this movie?
Dude it's so fun to be in thosetheaters.
It's like it's not with thismovie, Dude.
It's so fun to be in thosetheaters.
It's not even a movie at thatpoint.
It's literally an experience.
(13:28):
I swear it's a whole different.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Was it like when I took you on the Transformers
ride and Megatron threw us offthe top of the building and you
got so scared you were just.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
That's probably why I don't like roller coasters.
I was like six years old.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
That, and you're French.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I was like six years old and I saw Megatron grin at
me with like this mischievousface and then throw us off of a
building.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
He did.
I mean it's 3D, it's a truestory, you didn't actually get
thrown off a building.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, I know, but I was six years old.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It literally felt like you did.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I've done it.
It's awesome.
Universal right yes, we didthat.
Remember the Jurassic Park one.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And then we jumped in the speed pass line, whatever
it is that they have to go down.
The Spider-Man one, and he'slike I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, we also did the Jurassic World one, not the
Velocicoaster, but the other one.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, he was probably talking about the Velocicoaster
.
We did the Velocicoaster lastyear.
It went like back slowly.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Although I gotta say the other people we were with
and then it boosted forward.
Sorry Say that again, bud.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
So it went backward for like a second, and then it
went, and then it like boostedforward extremely fast.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Ryan hated it but kind of loved it too.
Yeah, the people who we werewith we went into it and the
young lady we were with gotscared of the Shrek ride.
Oh, it doesn't even move, itjust vibrates.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, how?
Because we were like six andnine.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
It was not good, she was not.
No, oh no, she was not, I wasprobably four, not good, she was
not.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
No, oh no, she was not, I was probably four or five
, she was probably seven, it wasprobably five and eight.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
But either way, first ride we go on is a Shrek ride
and all of a sudden she'sbawling, oh jeez.
And her mother wouldn't eventake her out.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I had to, I had to.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I had to leave the ride.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh my goodness, did that?
That dinosaur ride scarred me.
It was so fun like going up itand then like going into the
thing.
It was cool and then just that.
That t-rex when it roared andthen the drop was just the worst
part about that entire ride Iremember that it was like 50.
It was like 50 60 foot drop andit was scary.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah.
So I thought it was like thisis boring, it's not even moving.
And then that part came up andI started screaming.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Let's go back to the Minecraft movie.
What makes it so good, first ofall?
And then I want to get into howmuch we spent on McDonald's
after you guys saw the movie.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
It's Minecraft.
That's what makes it soimportant.
Why do you have to scream thefunny voice lines, no, no no In
the movies, because when theysay something it's iconic, like
he'll go.
I am Steve and you're all justgoing why?
I don't know why.
It's just what you do.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It doesn't do it in the game.
Where did this come from?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
The movie.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Isn't this the movie now?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, it's all about the game, and they added voice
lines in the movie and that'swhy it's so good.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
How did you even know to do that?
Where'd you learn?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
We didn't, we didn it .
There's a lot of trailers.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, there's just a lot of trailers.
And one person screamed in ourtheater and then everybody
followed that, and so that'swhat we did.
After every one, we juststarted screaming, and then that
happened in every other theater, because I went on release day,
so Ooh.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Hey there, cool guy.
But all of a sudden it'spopping up everywhere where
police have to be called,They'll stop the movie halfway
through.
Yeah, I know and remove peoplefrom the theater.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Some guy threw like a blue slushie when they said
water bucket release, it's nuts.
When somebody said water bucketrelease, he threw a blue
slushie at somebody's face andgot kicked out and he screamed
it too Worth it.
Oh, my God, worth, it.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh, my God, worth, it .
Speaker 3 (17:28):
And one of the theaters I think it was in New
Jersey they completely trashedit when they said water bucket
release, guys took full bucketsof popcorn large ones and just
threw it.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
They're legit trashing the theater.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, and then simply .
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I believe they were considering taking it out of the
theater.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
And then simply, when they said big old red ones, my
theater went crazy, I don't knowwhy.
About that one, I mean, yeah,it's like a good line, obviously
it's a meme, but we all,obviously everybody screamed,
obviously everybody screamed.
But you know, there's a lot offun parts about that movie and
(18:06):
especially everybody like it wasnot quiet in there at one point
in the entire movie, whichusually there is, like there's
always silence in the movietheaters.
That's why this made, that'swhy it was like fun just to be
in that theater that's calledhaving respect when you're quiet
in the theater yeah, but wheneverybody's going along with it,
that just makes it fun.
It's actually part of theopening credits and stuff to be
quiet and turn your phone off.
(18:27):
Yeah, you're quiet until Stevesays something, and then your
whole theater runs.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That's actually what they call mob mentality.
Everybody else is doing it, soI should too.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yep, Well, no, actually I was the first one to
scream on like three of them.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Why, why Because?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
it's just what you do .
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You don't have to and you're doing the wrong thing.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
It's just what you do , simply no, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
You go to the movies.
You sit there quietly and watchthe movie.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Dude, you don't throw popcorn or a slushie or slap
the guy next to you in theforehead.
It's not a movie.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Unless it's Red Ginger.
And then you slapped a snot onhim.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, it's not a movie, though.
It's an experience.
I don't know how to explain itLike you have to go see it and
then you'll know.
You have to watch all the memes.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I don't have to see it to teach you respect.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's not about respect, it's about Exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
That's your.
There you go.
Thank you for saying it.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh boy, yeah, exactly , you don't have respect.
No, she's not.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You're ruining other people's time.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
mean Movies are not Dude.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, okay, if you're , we obviously watched the movie
.
But when you go there you knowall the memes, so you cheer
whenever he says it.
That's the whole point.
The movie's a whole meme.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes, but other people paid that much money to go sit
there quietly and watch themovie.
They didn't go there to screamand yell and you're ruining it
for them.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Everybody in our theater yelled.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
It doesn't matter, I'm talking to you, you don't
have to, okay, because youshould have respect for
everybody else in the theater.
Am I wrong?
Sure, I don't Just becauseeverybody else is doing, it
doesn't mean you need to.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Okay, I still don't care Like if I went back again.
I'll still do it again.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I can't believe.
You just said that on the air,which is going to be up and out
this Tuesday, which is tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
If I went to any other movie.
It's next Tuesday.
If I went to any other movie,yeah, I would have been quiet,
but it's the minecraft movie, sono, I'm gonna scream.
If it was like any other moviein the theaters, I wouldn't yell
, I wouldn't even talk I'mpretty sure you're losing
something.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
There's some punishment coming why, because
that's disrespectful.
All right, we need to move onfrom this you can't do that but
it it's not okay.
Anyway, what's next?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Can I ask Creature something.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
What do you rate the movie out of 10?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
10.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I rate it a 7 because literally every single trailer
they posted is exactly whathappens in the movie.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Couple of rookies.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
That's the Sorry.
Sorry guys.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
9.767345, you could have stopped at the first 7 wow
you can't give a solid scorelike a 7, it's gonna be a 7.1,
7.3, 7.2 7.
Negative 5 no that just doesn'tmake any sense 7.5.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
7.5 is a number.
What made it so good?
Everything, just the whole plotof the movie.
That just doesn't make anysense.
7.5.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
There you go 7.5 is the number.
What made it so?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
good.
Everything.
Just the whole plot of themovie, everything, all the memes
that have been around beforeeven the movie came out,
everything.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So you guys have been prepping for this movie.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Everyone has yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Everyone has.
Yes, it's that big.
Yes, I just heard about it whenyou went there.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You know, who hasn't been prepping Neither of us I
had no idea.
We don't plan on watching it.
You guys are like 50, 60, so Iunderstand.
Wow, we are not, that's old.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Does that mean we can't play video games?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
You don't play the games we play.
And if you do, yeah, you'reright because they're stupid
nowadays.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
But anyway I was there for the first ones, were
you.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
What Hell?
No, you weren't Exactly Pitfall.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Pong Pac-Man.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Mario Brothers, zelda GoldenEye Blitz NBA.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Jam Madden, any Madden that you still play now.
I played the first Madden firstNHL Dude, you got no idea.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
You got no idea, bro.
You're just calling yourselfold.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I am old.
I'm not calling myself old, Iam.
I have a child.
I'm old.
And now I'm gray because of you.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
All because of you.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I love you, though it's all your fault Richard.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Come on buddy.
Oh boy, what Nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
No, I'm saying You're right, I don't play the new
video games, but I played thegame.
If you guys play a shootinggame, especially Fortnite, all
that stems from GoldenEye.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
100% it does, and that's what I played so in
golden eye you can build, editand all that.
No, they added to it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
But the first player, the first person shooter, the
very first game that was firstperson shooter was either duck
hunt, I was gonna say I playedyou guys never played duck hunt
so I have or it was golden eye.
Golden eye revolutionized videogames so fortnite is third
person.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
But okay, oh, boy it is not third person I said
fortnite is third person.
You just said it's not thirdperson yes, it is how you're not
, you don't see out you, you seeyour whole character.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Alright, fair enough, but that's still first person.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
No, it's not, it's technically.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Third how is it?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
third it wouldn't be first I think the whole point is
that it's evolved.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
It's evolved.
It was because of 007.
It's the reason.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Fortnite exists at this point, it's because of
Goldeneye.
If it wasn't for Goldeneye, youwouldn't have that game.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I wish Fortnite didn't exist.
Oh, stop it, you've playedFortnite forever.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
You've probably spent probably about $1,000 on that
game, no it's not.
It's technically third.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
How is it?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
third it wouldn't be first, I think the whole point
is that it's evolved.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's evolved, it's changed.
It's what it is now.
It was because of 007.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It's the reason Fortnite exists at this point
it's because of Goldeneye.
If it wasn't for Goldeneye, youwouldn't have that game.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I wish Fortnite didn't exist.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Oh, stop it.
You've played Fortnite forever,Ryan you've probably spent
probably about $1,000 on thatgame.
Oh, I don't see what the Idon't know.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Is it working now?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, can you hear me Yep, can you hear me now?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
No, yes.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, can you hear me now.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You guys don't even know what that is.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
But, Ryan, you probably spent upwards of like
$1,000 on that game.
I hope that is not true.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We're all set lost a fucking channel.
I don't know why.
I don't know what's going on.
I gotta go through all thesewires.
I don't know what the fuck ishappening.
Anyway, guys, thanks for comingin.
We're well over time anyway, soRye did you have fun.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Come back and do it again.
Do it again.
Same with you, buddy.
Yeah, okay, and stop being ajerk.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I would have rather shot myself than set this room.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
All right guys, bye-bye, asalways, be good.
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