September 2, 2025 • 25 mins
What if marriage wasn't about romance at all, but simply a practical arrangement between friends? In this thought-provoking episode, we explore the surprising statistics behind marriage success rates and propose an unconventional approach that might make perfect sense in today's world.
Did you know lesbian marriages have the highest divorce rates, followed by heterosexual unions, while male-male marriages boast the lowest rates of dissolution? We dive into these fascinating patterns and unpack what they reveal about gender dynamics, relationship expectations, and society's impact on how we connect with each other. As one host bluntly puts it, "Men are just too lazy to file for divorce," sparking a heated but insightful debate about why approximately 75% of heterosexual divorces are initiated by women.
The conversation takes an unexpected turn when we contemplate the practical benefits of marrying your best friend—regardless of gender or romantic involvement. Tax advantages, health insurance, inheritance rights, social security benefits, shared property... With so many practical perks, why not form a marriage of convenience with someone you genuinely enjoy spending time with? "Why wouldn't you enjoy the benefits of being married to your honest-to-God best friend?" We envision a world where marriage partners support each other while maintaining separate romantic lives, challenging traditional notions of what matrimony must entail.
Whether you're questioning conventional relationship structures or simply curious about alternative approaches to partnership, this episode offers a refreshing perspective that might change how you think about marriage altogether. Subscribe to hear more unconventional conversations, and head over to someassembly.net, our sponsor, to check out their offerings!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
hey, everybody, welcome to sake to me hey
everybody's dental.
Welcome back to sake to me,where we connect people to
people, even if getting marriedmeans it sucks.
Question mark.
Anyway, we're here today.
I'm here with T-Bot, hey, hey,we're going to talk about
(00:32):
same-sex marriages.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm into it, okay, yep, nope, I want to marry my
best friend and just watchbaseball.
All the benefits I mean if youget married you don't have sex
anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, that's well, that is true, that's true.
So that doesn't happen all thetime, but, yes, most of the time
.
Yes, let's just nap on thecouch let's not make it weird
anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know, I'm saying oh geez, here we go it's crazy
because, uh, like same-sexmarriages, lesbians,
female-female marriages have thehighest rate of divorce.
Really, yes, I did not knowthat.
Oh, absolutely Whoa.
Second highest is heterosexualmarriages.
(01:19):
Well, that's a given.
The lowest Is males Is males.
Stop it.
Well, time out, Because they'rejust like dude, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's what I was just gonna say, because dudes
really don't give a shit andthey'll watch football, baseball
.
They'll just just meld togetherbetter than I think anybody
else.
But I don't.
I'm surprised.
Women marriages have are thehighest why are you?
Surprised I, I don't know.
I thought when you marrysomeone that you're equal to and
that kind of way, or somebodyyou're more compatible with like
(01:48):
I'm compatible with mygirlfriends, like that you would
.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Would you marry one of them?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Why not?
I'm just not like that.
Look, this isn't about sex itdoesn't have to be.
No, would you marry one of yourgirlfriends?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, I still wouldn't, because there's just things
about them that I like andthere's things about them that I
don't.
I'm sure they feel the same wayabout me and we get along
better when we're friends.
We don't see each other thatoften why don't you see each
other?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
no?
No, I mean because youliterally hate each other.
No, we that's what it is nowomen words into my mouth that
not true at all.
I didn't put words in yourmouth, I said that you did not.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Life has a way of leading you to do other things
so you lose connection.
I'm not saying I don't see them.
I see them maybe once a month,once every month.
We talk all the time, but whenyou're faced with someone that
(02:51):
you have have differences withthem, you're not really friends,
yes, you are.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Everyone has differences male female, male,
male female, female.
You can't tell me you have.
This is why your guy friends,come on, we're just too stupid.
This is exactly why women havethe highest divorce rate.
It's like two people wantingmore and it's not coming.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
God, but you're looking for more from each other
and it's not going to be there.
Okay, I don't that I.
So now there's two people in arelationship and that's why the
divorce rate of lesbian couples,lesbian married couples, is so
high.
It's like 75%.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, that's probably true in any relationship,
though.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
A guy, a male, female , no it's like 13 with dudes
guys are so lazy they don't wantto do it again.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're probably right .
You're damn right they won't doshit, they're just so lazy they
don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, yeah I'll just stick with them, fuck it yeah,
right, it's not worth it?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
it's not worth it I'll just roll over and watch tv
.
Who gives a shit.
That's it, though.
You know you're, you know what?
You're probably right, becauseguys just don't care right, it's
not that they don't care right,you'll misunderstand.
I'm saying to you, but correct,they just get lazy.
They just what.
They don't care what they'redoing.
Whatever the guy will fart onone side, this guy will fart on
the other and they don't evencare about it.
(04:03):
They're just like eh, whatever,they don't care.
That's probably why they dolast longer that way no, it's
because dudes are wireddifferent than women, well,
obviously normal.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's normal, whatever right, that's not and
that's exactly why, uh,heterosexual marriages are in
the middle yeah, no, now I seethat correct but if you look at
heterosexual marriages, it'slike 75% of them are initiated
by the woman.
Okay, 25% are initiated by theman.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Initiated, like to start dating or get married or
initiating.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
No to get divorced.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh, oh, oh oh.
Really, yes, I didn't reallythink it was that high 90% of
the time I take that back.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
That high 90% of the time I take that back.
It's not 90% of the time, it'sabout 75% of the time.
Okay, the woman initiates thedivorce.
She wants out because it'sgoing to be better somewhere
else.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, okay, I mean, I can see it.
I think 75% is a little high,but you can't tell me the guy's
not doing it either.
Oh, my grass is greenersomewhere else.
Come on, no.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, hang on.
No, guys aren't looking at itlike that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
When guys want a divorce, which way are they
looking at it then they don'twant a divorce.
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's not true at all 25% of the time they want a
divorce.
Most of the time they don'twant a divorce.
They want to have their cakeand eat it too.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Oh, well, okay, bang, you hit it right in the head
there you go Correct, correctstatement.
So that's straight truth.
Straight truth.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, you're 100% right on that one, and we don't want
to go through the rigmaroleRight.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You just want to Of getting divorced.
Correct Yep, I will.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Women, for whatever reason, do want that, Because
even in a lesbian relationshipthey still want that and it's
weird.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, that's Never really thought about it like
that Really.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So women are the problem.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh, here we go.
Is this the direction we'regoing in right now?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No, it's not Okay.
Good it's not.
But if you read the numbers,and numbers alone, women are the
problem.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, numbers are just a statistic.
That doesn't mean it happens toeveryone.
Please come on.
Come on, jesus, let's not gothere but you.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's a glaring fact.
It is a glaring fact that thathappens, that women, women, want
the divorce Lesbian coupleshave the highest divorce rate of
anyone Followed byheterosexuals.
Okay, coming up from behind thetortoise men, okay, right, okay
, I mean, it's true, okay,that's literally what happens.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Men are just too lazy to file for divorce.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Okay, well, you really have to go some way as a
woman for a man to want todivorce you.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, I mean time out.
In any relationship you've gotto keep it exciting.
If you don't keep it exciting,yes, people like to wander.
They get you know they don'tlack of interest or whatever.
If a guy meets a girl, you arecorrect.
They probably do not want todivorce the wife.
If a guy meets a girl, you arecorrect, they probably do not
want to divorce the wife.
They would rather just stay andthen have their cake of the
year too.
Women may be the same way.
(07:10):
They want to stay with thehusband.
They have kids.
Maybe they met someone on theside, you don't know.
Women and women.
I'm still a little um confusedas to why they would be or have
the highest divorce rates asmarried couples.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't understand that why don't women like women?
Because women are very jealous,even exist.
Because they don't women hatewomen.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, no, no, yes, they do no, no.
That's why women hate men.
They hate women, but then theywouldn't be together if they
hated women.
It doesn't make any sense atall.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's why they get divorced so rapidly.
No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, that doesn't make any sense at all.
That's why they get divorced sorapidly.
No, you're not.
No, why does that make anysense?
No, they get divorced becausethey hate each other.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, women instinctively just do not like
other women.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I don't think that happens in all cases.
Yes, women are jealous, womenare catty.
Yes, yes, there are women thatdo hate women, but I I have a.
I have very close friends thatare I mean, I love them to death
.
I don't hate them would youmarry him?
We just talked about that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, because they're just not my no I would marry my
best friend okay, good for you Iwould to to uh, enjoy the tax
benefits, the health insurance,baseball.
Go do what you want to do, dude, I don't give a shit, I don't
give a flying F Right.
Go Come home.
(08:34):
What do you want?
You want some steaks.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh, this is too funny .
Dudes are just happy.
What are you talking about?
You're basically saying thatall married women couples are
unhappy.
That is not true.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm not saying all women couples are unhappy.
Okay, I'm saying women ingeneral are just unhappy.
I don't think so.
They can't, no, and it'ssociety that does it to them
what?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It's not even your fault, okay so why do you say
that though?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Because, like I love natalie portman yep, I find her
to be absolutely gorgeous.
You have said that you have tolook at her all the time in
magazines.
Now you have to live up to that.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That's un-fucking-fair well right but
you should, but in in asituation you shouldn't know you
already have a complex and you,you're three.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, I don't Do you know what I mean, but you have
to try and live up to NataliePortman.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
There's no way anyone could live to Natalie Portman.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I know, I know, yeah but then you know, but women,
for whatever reason, at least inthis country and I haven't been
out of the country, that oftenRight, canada, mexico, that's it
Right, At least in this country.
It is something absolutelystupid that you women have to
live up to.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't believe.
I don't think that's true atall.
Women has to be.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
How easy is it for you to buy a bathing suit?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well, it's not really , because everyone's been
critical of themselves Exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Thank you for proving my point.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That's the thing.
They make them all weird too.
They make them for models thatare like size zero.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Say that again, please.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
They make them for models that are size zero.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So you have to live up to that.
That's exactly what I'm talkingabout, I mean, I see your point
, yes, but not everyone's bodiesare the same.
T-bot, you're beautiful.
Oh, thank you, you arebeautiful, thank you, you're a
gorgeous woman, thank you, andyou shouldn't have to do that.
You're right, but I, Neithershould any other woman here
Correct, but because you do, youguys are catty and jealous
(10:33):
against each other, which sucks.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, it sucks.
You're right.
Society has done this to us.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Correct Society has done this to you, correct?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I didn't think of it that way.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And dudes are just like we're jeeps we're just for
getting around.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Jesus, here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh my God, it's like I would literally just rather
sit with my friend and watchfootball, baseball, basketball,
whatever Right, and enjoy allthe benefits of being married
it's like why wouldn't dudesjust get married?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
yeah, I, I don't know , I, I don't, I don't think.
Guys just don't want to do that.
I just don't.
They'd rather.
Well, there's a, there's stilla rhetoric about it, but well
correct, right it's nuts yes,it's nuts.
Women hate each other and dudesare just like well, screw them
you have to stop saying womenhate each other and dudes are
just like well, screw them.
You have to stop saying womenhate each other.
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I don't because they do, okay, they do hate each
other.
Oh my god okay it's innate atthis point and it's beaten into
you from birth.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That's not true if women hate each other, women
would not have any women friendsyou have women friends I do
have women friends.
I have guy friends too becauseyou have to learn about tampons
and stuff well, that's not fromyour mother, that's not from
your friend or a relative orsomeone.
How did you learn how tomasturbate?
Oh boy, from your mother,definitely not who have.
(11:54):
I really I can't reallyremember, honestly, what um now
I it, it could have been.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
That's why you need them.
That's why you need them, ohJesus.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Where is this going, holy shit?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Subject change Now it's just crazy.
Men and women instinctivelyflock to each other.
Correct as a group Correct,because you have common things
yes, right, agree To each other.
Correct as a group CorrectBecause you have common things
yes, right, agree.
But women as a group reallydon't get along that well.
Men beat the crap out of eachother and then they go get beers
(12:31):
, right.
Women give each other complexesthat they live with for the
rest of their lives.
No, I don't agree with that100%.
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You don't have to agree with lives.
No, I don't agree with that100%.
I really don't.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
You don't have to agree with it.
No, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, no, but it does happen.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
I just think there's definitelya good percentage of people
that really will compliment you,bring you up when you're down,
always be there for that personand be a sister figure or
whatever the case may be.
Like all my friends, I lovethem to death.
I think of them as my familyand I would do anything for them
and I wouldn't if they give me.
If they said, kath, what do youthink about this dress?
(13:05):
I'm like no, that's not for you.
It's not giving them a complex,I'm boosting them up to try to
find something better.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
True or false?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Okay, Men I don't.
Do I have to say true or false,or can I go 50-50?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No, true or false.
I'm going to go false.
Wow, all right.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Because it depends upon.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'm never going to help you out again.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I'm never helping you out again.
It's a lie right there.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm never going to tell you how great you are or
how awesome you sound on theshow, and all I say, nope, screw
that shit.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
It's over.
Sorry people, I guess you won'tbe hearing from me anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
You just blew it.
This is T-Bot's last show.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's not what I meant, but when you're with
girls more than you're withwomen, when with guys, girls do
tend to boost you up more.
You understand what if you'renot with a lot of guys?
No.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay, I feel like women will take you to their
level where men will boost you.
I feel like if you're in arelationship and somebody's kind
of jealous of your relationship, they'll try and knock it down
I agree with you on that Tobring you to their level.
(14:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Where a guy will be like no go fucking get it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, no, you're probably.
Yeah, you're right about thatone.
I will give you that, so I wasright.
It was true.
The answer was actually truewhen I asked you who?
Well circumstantial it's, Ican't you I can see that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I can see the circumstantial.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
But would you say that in your experiences, your
girlfriends have talked badlyabout your relationship to you
and told you to get out morethan they said no man, keep
going.
Oh, 100%, there you go 100%, no, 100%.
That's girls in a nutshell,that's women.
That's females.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
They're awful.
I don to throw something at youin about 5 seconds.
I threw that in there realquick.
You certainly did.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Women are not awful, they're not.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You better apologize to everyone.
Right now.
I'm not apologizing to anybody.
I said what I said and youheard it, but women are not
awful.
No, we are not awful.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, you better apologize to everyone.
Right now I'm not apologizingto anybody.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I said what I said and you heard it, but women are
not awful.
No, we are not awful.
I just want to throw a jab atyou real quick.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Of course you did, of course you did Wouldn't be a
show without it.
That's right, got that right.
But it's like.
This is why this is happening,and women today, in this day and
age, are like you're empowered,you have your own job right,
you make your own money, youlive your own life.
What the fuck, dude?
Join the rest of us.
Where the hell are you going,you weirdos?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
it's like I want to be gay, oh okay, no, no, you
don't it would just be easier towatch baseball with my buddy.
Oh gosh, you know what I mean,okay.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm not getting sex anyway, so oh Jesus, here we
freaking go.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh my God, Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I don't care, I got a better shot of getting laid.
If I'm gay, let's go get someshoes, maybe have some sex.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I can't with you Seriously, oh man.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's honest to God truth.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Straight truth.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh boy Jesus.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
It's just unreal.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh man, no well, I would never be marrying my
girlfriends.
I do like men, so I would neverbe gay.
Not with that, but that's justmy preference.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
There is nothing wrong with being gay.
No, there's nothing wrong.
I am not gay.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Nope, I have friends that are I don't care, that's
your, I just.
I personally am not.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I would seriously consider marrying one of my best
friends.
That's a dude.
Yeah For everything thatmarriage offers.
Correct, and then just live ourlives.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You know what I'm saying.
Get together on friendlypicnics or whatever.
Have the friends over.
Bye, catch you later.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I got a date tonight.
All right, buddy.
See you later.
Have a good time.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It's a real life girl .
We do Sunday dinner.
It's like, at this point intime, in this stage of life, why
wouldn't you?
I mean, I've never even thoughtabout it at this point.
I I've been single for quitesome time.
Yeah, I would like to meetsomebody companionship wise,
whatever but I will never getmarried.
I will never, probably, evendate again.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'm at where I'm at right now and I just why
wouldn't you marry your bestfriend?
Just hang out with all of them?
I?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I hang out with them anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So enjoy the benefits of being married.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, I Do.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying toyou, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I don't.
I'm not saying have sex withthem or have a romantic
relationship with them.
Yeah, why wouldn't you want toenjoy the benefits of being
married to your honest, to Godbest friend?
Why Do you want to curl up andeat some Ben and Jerry's tonight
and watch?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
The Notebook, right, yeah, but I would not want to
get married again, even to havethat stamp on my back.
I would not want that wholething Strike me Exactly.
Thanks, idiot.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Hey, I did it once.
Yeah, I'm still waiting forball two.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh boy, oh boy, don't hold your breath on that one.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
No, I'm not, I'm not, but seriously, that was where
this whole show was going.
Yeah, I mean there's taxadvantages.
Of course, there is Inheritancerights.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yes, there's a whole slew of stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, there's social security, there's health
insurance, there's sharedproperty.
There's all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, but isn't there like a catch?
Isn't there some kind of catch?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
There can't be anymore.
If you're going to fucking putpronouns in this thing, there
cannot be any more catches.
Okay, if you could be a cat, Ican marry my best friend, oh God
.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Do you know what I mean?
I can marry my best friend.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh God Do you know what I mean.
Yeah, well, okay, if you wantto be a cat, I don't care, it's
up to you, right?
But if you can be a cat, I canmarry my best friend, and
there's no one in this countrythat can tell me I can not.
Yeah, right, and it feelsbetter because my best friend
might be a woman.
Who knows, true, could.
I don't know God, who knowswhat he's doing now, it them her
(19:24):
plus Minus.
I don't even know.
I don't either.
I don't even know.
It's so hard nowadays to evendiscuss that type of thing,
because there are so manypronouns and so many it's like
who?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
are you offending I?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
know which one of you people needs a participation
trophy right now?
Yeah, right.
It's like shut the fuck up, andI meant that in the nicest way,
because it's hard for everyoneelse.
Yeah, now, I know, I get it.
We understand it's hard for you.
Right, I get it Right, but, man, it's hard for me.
Mm-hmm, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, so if you want me tounderstand you Right, please
(20:05):
understand me.
Right, right, a hundred percent.
So I don't care what you do, mmcalled, I don't care who you
are.
Yeah, if you're a good person,I'll do whatever the hell you
want.
Agree, just do the same to me,right, that's it, right.
And it really starts to get alittle muddy because there's all
these letters.
You know, I know, oh, yeah,it's the lego plus.
(20:28):
It's the only thing I can say,because I can never remember
which order they're going.
I can't either.
I know it's lgbtq plus Ibelieve, that's what it is right
.
Yeah, and I, I stand up for yourcommunity.
I sure I get you.
It's your life right, live itwhatever we want.
But man, I can't remember allthose letters.
(20:49):
Yeah, so you're legos, that'sall I got.
Sorry, I am sorry, but man,you're legos.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Uh, plus, legos are fun legos are fun, right, love
legos, just don't step on them.
Nope, they hurt like a motherdon't go, step on.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
No, legos, don't hurt anyway.
What else you got for me?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
anything uh, no, I guess you pretty much uh covered
all of it I still got more, butwe're coming to the end.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
We got about two minutes left.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
What are we going to talk about?
Your underwear?
Oh my God, what?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Did I catch you off guard?
Yeah, did I?
Yeah, oh, you're not wearingany, are you Okay?
Time to go.
All right, see, that's how youget her to end it.
Oh my God, otherwise she wouldhave kept going all day.
She just talks, and talks, andtalks.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
People like to hear my voice.
No, that's definitely not me,definitely not me.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh, T-Bot, we do still have another minute before
we can hang up.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Jeez, Well, wait time out.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I want to know which best friend you'd marry.
Well, I'm not saying anybody'sname on the air, it wouldn't
matter no, I guess it wouldn'tmatter, because if, if it
happened, like if it wasbeneficial for everyone, no, I
totally get what you're sayingright.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I can.
You're right.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Could be male or female, correct anyone that's
not right, it's not even aromantic sexual relationship,
it's just like let's just dothis for tax purposes, right,
and you got a better job than Ido, so let's give me some health
benefits I do have a better jobthan you do.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
That is a true story.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
And then it's a whole different ballgame, because
then you get into all differentuh situations.
Oh, if you will, hey, thisgirl's coming over, yeah, oh,
hey, what's going on?
Yeah, hey, what are you doinghere tonight?
He's not home right now.
Uh, just handle her for me,like oh my god right, like just
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so many things are gonna happen.
It'd be so much.
It'd be like living bachelorlife, true, with all the
benefits of being married.
It's incredible.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
It is true now, and if anybody, there's got to be
people out there doing this.
I can't imagine there's notpeople doing it.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
There has got to be Right, because this is just too
good of an idea Right To not do.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
There's got to be some catch though.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Unfortunately for you , you're female, so you'll
probably end up divorced.
Jesus, that's just the numbers.
Share numbers.
That's it All right Sharenumbers.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Okay, you'll end up divorced and you'll be happy
because we'll be marrying yourbest friend.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Oh, you'll be over here With me and my buddy True,
I'm moving in.
Me and my buddy True, I'mmoving in.
You guys got an extra room.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm a female and I got divorced.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I can't even cook.
Don't worry, my buddy can.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Lee so funny.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh God, we are at the end now.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Thank God.
This has been fun.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
All right, everybody.
Thanks for stopping by, thanksfor listening.
Go get married and, as always,be good.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
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Speaker 2 (25:00):
Sake to me.
hey, everybody, welcome to sake to me hey
everybody's dental.
Welcome back to sake to me,where we connect people to
people, even if getting marriedmeans it sucks.
Question mark.
Anyway, we're here today.
I'm here with T-Bot, hey, hey,we're going to talk about
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same-sex marriages.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm into it, okay, yep, nope, I want to marry my
best friend and just watchbaseball.
All the benefits I mean if youget married you don't have sex
anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, that's well, that is true, that's true.
So that doesn't happen all thetime, but, yes, most of the time
.
Yes, let's just nap on thecouch let's not make it weird
anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know, I'm saying oh geez, here we go it's crazy
because, uh, like same-sexmarriages, lesbians,
female-female marriages have thehighest rate of divorce.
Really, yes, I did not knowthat.
Oh, absolutely Whoa.
Second highest is heterosexualmarriages.
(01:19):
Well, that's a given.
The lowest Is males Is males.
Stop it.
Well, time out, Because they'rejust like dude, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's what I was just gonna say, because dudes
really don't give a shit andthey'll watch football, baseball
.
They'll just just meld togetherbetter than I think anybody
else.
But I don't.
I'm surprised.
Women marriages have are thehighest why are you?
Surprised I, I don't know.
I thought when you marrysomeone that you're equal to and
that kind of way, or somebodyyou're more compatible with like
(01:48):
I'm compatible with mygirlfriends, like that you would
.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Would you marry one of them?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Why not?
I'm just not like that.
Look, this isn't about sex itdoesn't have to be.
No, would you marry one of yourgirlfriends?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, I still wouldn't, because there's just things
about them that I like andthere's things about them that I
don't.
I'm sure they feel the same wayabout me and we get along
better when we're friends.
We don't see each other thatoften why don't you see each
other?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
no?
No, I mean because youliterally hate each other.
No, we that's what it is nowomen words into my mouth that
not true at all.
I didn't put words in yourmouth, I said that you did not.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Life has a way of leading you to do other things
so you lose connection.
I'm not saying I don't see them.
I see them maybe once a month,once every month.
We talk all the time, but whenyou're faced with someone that
(02:51):
you have have differences withthem, you're not really friends,
yes, you are.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Everyone has differences male female, male,
male female, female.
You can't tell me you have.
This is why your guy friends,come on, we're just too stupid.
This is exactly why women havethe highest divorce rate.
It's like two people wantingmore and it's not coming.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
God, but you're looking for more from each other
and it's not going to be there.
Okay, I don't that I.
So now there's two people in arelationship and that's why the
divorce rate of lesbian couples,lesbian married couples, is so
high.
It's like 75%.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, that's probably true in any relationship,
though.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
A guy, a male, female , no it's like 13 with dudes
guys are so lazy they don't wantto do it again.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're probably right .
You're damn right they won't doshit, they're just so lazy they
don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, yeah I'll just stick with them, fuck it yeah,
right, it's not worth it?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
it's not worth it I'll just roll over and watch tv
.
Who gives a shit.
That's it, though.
You know you're, you know what?
You're probably right, becauseguys just don't care right, it's
not that they don't care right,you'll misunderstand.
I'm saying to you, but correct,they just get lazy.
They just what.
They don't care what they'redoing.
Whatever the guy will fart onone side, this guy will fart on
the other and they don't evencare about it.
(04:03):
They're just like eh, whatever,they don't care.
That's probably why they dolast longer that way no, it's
because dudes are wireddifferent than women, well,
obviously normal.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's normal, whatever right, that's not and
that's exactly why, uh,heterosexual marriages are in
the middle yeah, no, now I seethat correct but if you look at
heterosexual marriages, it'slike 75% of them are initiated
by the woman.
Okay, 25% are initiated by theman.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Initiated, like to start dating or get married or
initiating.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
No to get divorced.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh, oh, oh oh.
Really, yes, I didn't reallythink it was that high 90% of
the time I take that back.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
That high 90% of the time I take that back.
It's not 90% of the time, it'sabout 75% of the time.
Okay, the woman initiates thedivorce.
She wants out because it'sgoing to be better somewhere
else.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, okay, I mean, I can see it.
I think 75% is a little high,but you can't tell me the guy's
not doing it either.
Oh, my grass is greenersomewhere else.
Come on, no.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, hang on.
No, guys aren't looking at itlike that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
When guys want a divorce, which way are they
looking at it then they don'twant a divorce.
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's not true at all 25% of the time they want a
divorce.
Most of the time they don'twant a divorce.
They want to have their cakeand eat it too.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Oh, well, okay, bang, you hit it right in the head
there you go Correct, correctstatement.
So that's straight truth.
Straight truth.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, you're 100% right on that one, and we don't want
to go through the rigmaroleRight.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You just want to Of getting divorced.
Correct Yep, I will.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Women, for whatever reason, do want that, Because
even in a lesbian relationshipthey still want that and it's
weird.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, that's Never really thought about it like
that Really.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So women are the problem.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh, here we go.
Is this the direction we'regoing in right now?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No, it's not Okay.
Good it's not.
But if you read the numbers,and numbers alone, women are the
problem.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, numbers are just a statistic.
That doesn't mean it happens toeveryone.
Please come on.
Come on, jesus, let's not gothere but you.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's a glaring fact.
It is a glaring fact that thathappens, that women, women, want
the divorce Lesbian coupleshave the highest divorce rate of
anyone Followed byheterosexuals.
Okay, coming up from behind thetortoise men, okay, right, okay
, I mean, it's true, okay,that's literally what happens.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Men are just too lazy to file for divorce.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Okay, well, you really have to go some way as a
woman for a man to want todivorce you.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, I mean time out.
In any relationship you've gotto keep it exciting.
If you don't keep it exciting,yes, people like to wander.
They get you know they don'tlack of interest or whatever.
If a guy meets a girl, you arecorrect.
They probably do not want todivorce the wife.
If a guy meets a girl, you arecorrect, they probably do not
want to divorce the wife.
They would rather just stay andthen have their cake of the
year too.
Women may be the same way.
(07:10):
They want to stay with thehusband.
They have kids.
Maybe they met someone on theside, you don't know.
Women and women.
I'm still a little um confusedas to why they would be or have
the highest divorce rates asmarried couples.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't understand that why don't women like women?
Because women are very jealous,even exist.
Because they don't women hatewomen.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, no, no, yes, they do no, no.
That's why women hate men.
They hate women, but then theywouldn't be together if they
hated women.
It doesn't make any sense atall.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's why they get divorced so rapidly.
No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, that doesn't make any sense at all.
That's why they get divorced sorapidly.
No, you're not.
No, why does that make anysense?
No, they get divorced becausethey hate each other.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, women instinctively just do not like
other women.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I don't think that happens in all cases.
Yes, women are jealous, womenare catty.
Yes, yes, there are women thatdo hate women, but I I have a.
I have very close friends thatare I mean, I love them to death
.
I don't hate them would youmarry him?
We just talked about that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, because they're just not my no I would marry my
best friend okay, good for you Iwould to to uh, enjoy the tax
benefits, the health insurance,baseball.
Go do what you want to do, dude, I don't give a shit, I don't
give a flying F Right.
Go Come home.
(08:34):
What do you want?
You want some steaks.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh, this is too funny .
Dudes are just happy.
What are you talking about?
You're basically saying thatall married women couples are
unhappy.
That is not true.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm not saying all women couples are unhappy.
Okay, I'm saying women ingeneral are just unhappy.
I don't think so.
They can't, no, and it'ssociety that does it to them
what?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It's not even your fault, okay so why do you say
that though?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Because, like I love natalie portman yep, I find her
to be absolutely gorgeous.
You have said that you have tolook at her all the time in
magazines.
Now you have to live up to that.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That's un-fucking-fair well right but
you should, but in in asituation you shouldn't know you
already have a complex and you,you're three.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, I don't Do you know what I mean, but you have
to try and live up to NataliePortman.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
There's no way anyone could live to Natalie Portman.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I know, I know, yeah but then you know, but women,
for whatever reason, at least inthis country and I haven't been
out of the country, that oftenRight, canada, mexico, that's it
Right, At least in this country.
It is something absolutelystupid that you women have to
live up to.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't believe.
I don't think that's true atall.
Women has to be.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
How easy is it for you to buy a bathing suit?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well, it's not really , because everyone's been
critical of themselves Exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Thank you for proving my point.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That's the thing.
They make them all weird too.
They make them for models thatare like size zero.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Say that again, please.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
They make them for models that are size zero.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So you have to live up to that.
That's exactly what I'm talkingabout, I mean, I see your point
, yes, but not everyone's bodiesare the same.
T-bot, you're beautiful.
Oh, thank you, you arebeautiful, thank you, you're a
gorgeous woman, thank you, andyou shouldn't have to do that.
You're right, but I, Neithershould any other woman here
Correct, but because you do, youguys are catty and jealous
(10:33):
against each other, which sucks.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, it sucks.
You're right.
Society has done this to us.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Correct Society has done this to you, correct?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I didn't think of it that way.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And dudes are just like we're jeeps we're just for
getting around.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Jesus, here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh my God, it's like I would literally just rather
sit with my friend and watchfootball, baseball, basketball,
whatever Right, and enjoy allthe benefits of being married
it's like why wouldn't dudesjust get married?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
yeah, I, I don't know , I, I don't, I don't think.
Guys just don't want to do that.
I just don't.
They'd rather.
Well, there's a, there's stilla rhetoric about it, but well
correct, right it's nuts yes,it's nuts.
Women hate each other and dudesare just like well, screw them
you have to stop saying womenhate each other and dudes are
just like well, screw them.
You have to stop saying womenhate each other.
I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I don't because they do, okay, they do hate each
other.
Oh my god okay it's innate atthis point and it's beaten into
you from birth.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That's not true if women hate each other, women
would not have any women friendsyou have women friends I do
have women friends.
I have guy friends too becauseyou have to learn about tampons
and stuff well, that's not fromyour mother, that's not from
your friend or a relative orsomeone.
How did you learn how tomasturbate?
Oh boy, from your mother,definitely not who have.
(11:54):
I really I can't reallyremember, honestly, what um now
I it, it could have been.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
That's why you need them.
That's why you need them, ohJesus.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Where is this going, holy shit?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Subject change Now it's just crazy.
Men and women instinctivelyflock to each other.
Correct as a group Correct,because you have common things
yes, right, agree To each other.
Correct as a group CorrectBecause you have common things
yes, right, agree.
But women as a group reallydon't get along that well.
Men beat the crap out of eachother and then they go get beers
(12:31):
, right.
Women give each other complexesthat they live with for the
rest of their lives.
No, I don't agree with that100%.
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You don't have to agree with lives.
No, I don't agree with that100%.
I really don't.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
You don't have to agree with it.
No, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, no, but it does happen.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
I just think there's definitelya good percentage of people
that really will compliment you,bring you up when you're down,
always be there for that personand be a sister figure or
whatever the case may be.
Like all my friends, I lovethem to death.
I think of them as my familyand I would do anything for them
and I wouldn't if they give me.
If they said, kath, what do youthink about this dress?
(13:05):
I'm like no, that's not for you.
It's not giving them a complex,I'm boosting them up to try to
find something better.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
True or false?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Okay, Men I don't.
Do I have to say true or false,or can I go 50-50?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No, true or false.
I'm going to go false.
Wow, all right.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Because it depends upon.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'm never going to help you out again.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I'm never helping you out again.
It's a lie right there.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm never going to tell you how great you are or
how awesome you sound on theshow, and all I say, nope, screw
that shit.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
It's over.
Sorry people, I guess you won'tbe hearing from me anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
You just blew it.
This is T-Bot's last show.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's not what I meant, but when you're with
girls more than you're withwomen, when with guys, girls do
tend to boost you up more.
You understand what if you'renot with a lot of guys?
No.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay, I feel like women will take you to their
level where men will boost you.
I feel like if you're in arelationship and somebody's kind
of jealous of your relationship, they'll try and knock it down
I agree with you on that Tobring you to their level.
(14:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Where a guy will be like no go fucking get it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, no, you're probably.
Yeah, you're right about thatone.
I will give you that, so I wasright.
It was true.
The answer was actually truewhen I asked you who?
Well circumstantial it's, Ican't you I can see that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I can see the circumstantial.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
But would you say that in your experiences, your
girlfriends have talked badlyabout your relationship to you
and told you to get out morethan they said no man, keep
going.
Oh, 100%, there you go 100%, no, 100%.
That's girls in a nutshell,that's women.
That's females.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
They're awful.
I don to throw something at youin about 5 seconds.
I threw that in there realquick.
You certainly did.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Women are not awful, they're not.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You better apologize to everyone.
Right now.
I'm not apologizing to anybody.
I said what I said and youheard it, but women are not
awful.
No, we are not awful.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, you better apologize to everyone.
Right now I'm not apologizingto anybody.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I said what I said and you heard it, but women are
not awful.
No, we are not awful.
I just want to throw a jab atyou real quick.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Of course you did, of course you did Wouldn't be a
show without it.
That's right, got that right.
But it's like.
This is why this is happening,and women today, in this day and
age, are like you're empowered,you have your own job right,
you make your own money, youlive your own life.
What the fuck, dude?
Join the rest of us.
Where the hell are you going,you weirdos?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
it's like I want to be gay, oh okay, no, no, you
don't it would just be easier towatch baseball with my buddy.
Oh gosh, you know what I mean,okay.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm not getting sex anyway, so oh Jesus, here we
freaking go.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh my God, Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I don't care, I got a better shot of getting laid.
If I'm gay, let's go get someshoes, maybe have some sex.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I can't with you Seriously, oh man.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's honest to God truth.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Straight truth.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh boy Jesus.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
It's just unreal.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh man, no well, I would never be marrying my
girlfriends.
I do like men, so I would neverbe gay.
Not with that, but that's justmy preference.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
There is nothing wrong with being gay.
No, there's nothing wrong.
I am not gay.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Nope, I have friends that are I don't care, that's
your, I just.
I personally am not.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I would seriously consider marrying one of my best
friends.
That's a dude.
Yeah For everything thatmarriage offers.
Correct, and then just live ourlives.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You know what I'm saying.
Get together on friendlypicnics or whatever.
Have the friends over.
Bye, catch you later.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I got a date tonight.
All right, buddy.
See you later.
Have a good time.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It's a real life girl .
We do Sunday dinner.
It's like, at this point intime, in this stage of life, why
wouldn't you?
I mean, I've never even thoughtabout it at this point.
I I've been single for quitesome time.
Yeah, I would like to meetsomebody companionship wise,
whatever but I will never getmarried.
I will never, probably, evendate again.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'm at where I'm at right now and I just why
wouldn't you marry your bestfriend?
Just hang out with all of them?
I?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I hang out with them anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So enjoy the benefits of being married.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, I Do.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying toyou, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I don't.
I'm not saying have sex withthem or have a romantic
relationship with them.
Yeah, why wouldn't you want toenjoy the benefits of being
married to your honest, to Godbest friend?
Why Do you want to curl up andeat some Ben and Jerry's tonight
and watch?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
The Notebook, right, yeah, but I would not want to
get married again, even to havethat stamp on my back.
I would not want that wholething Strike me Exactly.
Thanks, idiot.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Hey, I did it once.
Yeah, I'm still waiting forball two.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh boy, oh boy, don't hold your breath on that one.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
No, I'm not, I'm not, but seriously, that was where
this whole show was going.
Yeah, I mean there's taxadvantages.
Of course, there is Inheritancerights.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yes, there's a whole slew of stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, there's social security, there's health
insurance, there's sharedproperty.
There's all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, but isn't there like a catch?
Isn't there some kind of catch?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
There can't be anymore.
If you're going to fucking putpronouns in this thing, there
cannot be any more catches.
Okay, if you could be a cat, Ican marry my best friend, oh God
.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Do you know what I mean?
I can marry my best friend.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh God Do you know what I mean.
Yeah, well, okay, if you wantto be a cat, I don't care, it's
up to you, right?
But if you can be a cat, I canmarry my best friend, and
there's no one in this countrythat can tell me I can not.
Yeah, right, and it feelsbetter because my best friend
might be a woman.
Who knows, true, could.
I don't know God, who knowswhat he's doing now, it them her
(19:24):
plus Minus.
I don't even know.
I don't either.
I don't even know.
It's so hard nowadays to evendiscuss that type of thing,
because there are so manypronouns and so many it's like
who?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
are you offending I?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
know which one of you people needs a participation
trophy right now?
Yeah, right.
It's like shut the fuck up, andI meant that in the nicest way,
because it's hard for everyoneelse.
Yeah, now, I know, I get it.
We understand it's hard for you.
Right, I get it Right, but, man, it's hard for me.
Mm-hmm, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, so if you want me tounderstand you Right, please
(20:05):
understand me.
Right, right, a hundred percent.
So I don't care what you do, mmcalled, I don't care who you
are.
Yeah, if you're a good person,I'll do whatever the hell you
want.
Agree, just do the same to me,right, that's it, right.
And it really starts to get alittle muddy because there's all
these letters.
You know, I know, oh, yeah,it's the lego plus.
(20:28):
It's the only thing I can say,because I can never remember
which order they're going.
I can't either.
I know it's lgbtq plus Ibelieve, that's what it is right
.
Yeah, and I, I stand up for yourcommunity.
I sure I get you.
It's your life right, live itwhatever we want.
But man, I can't remember allthose letters.
(20:49):
Yeah, so you're legos, that'sall I got.
Sorry, I am sorry, but man,you're legos.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Uh, plus, legos are fun legos are fun, right, love
legos, just don't step on them.
Nope, they hurt like a motherdon't go, step on.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
No, legos, don't hurt anyway.
What else you got for me?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
anything uh, no, I guess you pretty much uh covered
all of it I still got more, butwe're coming to the end.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
We got about two minutes left.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
What are we going to talk about?
Your underwear?
Oh my God, what?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Did I catch you off guard?
Yeah, did I?
Yeah, oh, you're not wearingany, are you Okay?
Time to go.
All right, see, that's how youget her to end it.
Oh my God, otherwise she wouldhave kept going all day.
She just talks, and talks, andtalks.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
People like to hear my voice.
No, that's definitely not me,definitely not me.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh, T-Bot, we do still have another minute before
we can hang up.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Jeez, Well, wait time out.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I want to know which best friend you'd marry.
Well, I'm not saying anybody'sname on the air, it wouldn't
matter no, I guess it wouldn'tmatter, because if, if it
happened, like if it wasbeneficial for everyone, no, I
totally get what you're sayingright.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I can.
You're right.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Could be male or female, correct anyone that's
not right, it's not even aromantic sexual relationship,
it's just like let's just dothis for tax purposes, right,
and you got a better job than Ido, so let's give me some health
benefits I do have a better jobthan you do.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
That is a true story.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
And then it's a whole different ballgame, because
then you get into all differentuh situations.
Oh, if you will, hey, thisgirl's coming over, yeah, oh,
hey, what's going on?
Yeah, hey, what are you doinghere tonight?
He's not home right now.
Uh, just handle her for me,like oh my god right, like just
(22:53):
so many things are gonna happen.
It'd be so much.
It'd be like living bachelorlife, true, with all the
benefits of being married.
It's incredible.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
It is true now, and if anybody, there's got to be
people out there doing this.
I can't imagine there's notpeople doing it.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
There has got to be Right, because this is just too
good of an idea Right To not do.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
There's got to be some catch though.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Unfortunately for you , you're female, so you'll
probably end up divorced.
Jesus, that's just the numbers.
Share numbers.
That's it All right Sharenumbers.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Okay, you'll end up divorced and you'll be happy
because we'll be marrying yourbest friend.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Oh, you'll be over here With me and my buddy True,
I'm moving in.
Me and my buddy True, I'mmoving in.
You guys got an extra room.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm a female and I got divorced.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I can't even cook.
Don't worry, my buddy can.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Lee so funny.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh God, we are at the end now.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Thank God.
This has been fun.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
All right, everybody.
Thanks for stopping by, thanksfor listening.
Go get married and, as always,be good.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
I want to give a shout out tomy buddy, larry over at
Legendary Graphics.
He designed our logo for us.
(24:23):
It came out fantastic.
He does wraps.
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If you get a chance, go tolegendarycom.
That's legendarycom.
Check it out for anything youneed.
All right, guys, thanks, begood.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
So keep to me.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
Thanks for checking out ourshow today.
Hope you enjoyed it.
If you did, subscribe to us, wecan hook up, interact.
You can tell us what you likeabout the show, talk about what
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Speaker 2 (25:00):
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