May 20, 2025 • 28 mins
We connect with our listeners in this unplanned, unfiltered episode that touches on everything from mysterious bridge collisions to podcast challenges and fast-food critiques.
• Discussion of the Brooklyn Bridge boat crash that killed two people and its strange timing coinciding with Diddy's legal troubles
• Comparison to the earlier Baltimore bridge collapse and questioning of the coincidental nature of these events
• Candid talk about balancing professional careers with podcast commitments
• Encouragement for all team members to take initiative when schedules don't align
• Debate about fast food biscuits, with passionate opinions about Popeyes versus McDonald's
• Nostalgia for discontinued menu items like McDonald's parfaits and chicken snack wraps
• Reflection on how unplanned, authentic episodes often resonate more with audiences than carefully structured content
• Embracing natural comedy and real-life observations as the podcast's greatest strength
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Saki Tumi, saki Tumi.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
Welcome back to Saki Tumi.
We connect people to people,Even if you crash into a fucking
bridge again.
Holy shit, we got a lot goingon today, a lot going on this
(00:34):
week.
We are in a I don't know.
It's crazy.
I didn't realize the summerswere going to be like this.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I took on two different roles and I'm failing
at this one right now.
I am.
I took on two different rolesand I'm failing at this one
right now.
I am.
I'm failing and you can see theslack.
We'll get back to it, butbesides that, we're going to
stay consistent.
We're going to keep going withthis podcast.
Yes, we're going to sit hereright now and talk about the
Brooklyn fucking bridge boat.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, that's sad in a way, actually, because two
people died.
I feel bad Because it wasn'treally supposed to happen.
It wasn't really supposed to gointo the bridge.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh yeah, Every boat crash is supposed to happen.
The Titanic was supposed tohappen.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
That's not what I meant oh, hi, everybody hey hey.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm here with T-Bop.
Hi Anyway, welcome back guys.
Guys, thanks for joining in.
This is a last minute throwntogether.
I can't get the schedulestraight, so we are lagging.
My okay, my actual career, yeah, has taken off again, it's okay
, and my podcasting has begun tosuffer for it, hey, and all I
(01:42):
really want to do is sit hereand podcast, I know.
So now here we are at the 11thhour Fucking literally D-time.
Trying to pull it together tothrow up for tomorrow.
Nobody has no idea what'scoming up, but you know what?
Maybe that sometimes, maybethose are the best things.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
They are the best things.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Let's just figure out what happens.
Oh, there's so much going on.
The boat hit the Brooklyn.
Bridge Correct, right, yep, Iremember seeing that and I was
like, oh my God, a boat just hitthe Brooklyn Bridge.
I find it funny that we had anepisode earlier on where a boat
hit a bridge in Baltimore thatwas a freighter when Diddy's
house was being invaded.
(02:21):
Right at the beginning of histrial, another boat hits a
bridge.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's ironic, okay.
It's ironic, we're going tojust go with that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, all right.
Look the whole thing about thispodcast.
Is you question everything, Iagree, question everything, I
agree.
So this boat crashes into theBrooklyn Bridge.
Correct why?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
and how Okay?
So supposedly I'm going to tellyou this is from articles I've
read there was a malfunction inthe engine room which caused the
engine.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
There's two malfunctions on two boats Right
Into two bridges.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, Let me Ironic again.
Okay, well, I mean time, meantime out, boats do break down.
So I'm not, it's not notunheard of, so anyway, let me
finish.
Boat breaks down and it wasvery windy that day, so
supposedly it kind of just wentinto the bridge.
It wasn't supposed to becausethere were, as you know from
(03:21):
pictures, there were people ontop of these masks.
It was supposed to be this showof something like that.
So there were people on top ofthese masks.
It was supposed to be this showof something like that, so
there were people on top.
So, come on, people weren'tgoing to be on that level of
where they were.
If they knew they were going togo to the bridge.
They weren't supposed to.
It was a circle of the bay orwhatever was supposed to happen.
So, yeah, I mean two peopledied.
I feel bad.
I don't think this was like anon purpose thing at all.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is it funny or less funny that the Brooklyn Bridge
didn't collapse as that boat hitit?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, but I don't know that wasn't a very I mean
heavy duty boat.
I mean it was big.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
We talked about the other boat hitting the bridge,
the barge in Baltimore.
Yeah, I thought it was a cargovessel, and how terribly that
bridge imploded.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It wasn't from the boat.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Okay, and again, maybe the bridge was having
issues of its own Bridges do getold and whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I just find that the circumstances around the whole
thing to be ironic.
It's weird.
Okay, there's no reason forthis.
When was the last time youheard of any boat hitting any
bridge.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Never besides these last two, honestly, unless they
never really were big enough tohurt or make damage or kill
anybody.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't know, within one year, yeah, I mean, yeah,
two boats hit a bridge.
Weird Are these captains sostupid that they can't pilot a
boat.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well, if your engine breaks down, supposedly you do
realize that I have my boatinglicense, right Really, and I can
pretty much.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, I can't drive the barge I don't have.
I'm not there with my boatinglicense, but I can drive the
other one.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Okay.
And it's like yeah, but if theboat breaks down, you've got no
control of the boat.
What do you do, as the wind istaking you into a section?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
of a bridge.
You never don't have control ofa boat.
How do?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
you figure what if everything breaks down?
How are you to control the boat?
You fucking paddle, paddle.
You think that boat had paddleson it that someone's going to
be able to reach the water.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Every boat does.
That's part of it, okay, butyes, there are systems in place
to stop that from happening.
Yes, there are.
Okay all right, Cut the wheelhard and turn it dude.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Okay, again there was wind involved, At least go in
sideways.
Okay, but it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Like you're skidding into hell.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Okay, again, I wasn't on, I'm just looking at
pictures and then you haveeverybody up there, that's my
point, if you knew you werelosing control.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Why didn't you tell those people to get the hell off
the masts?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well, maybe they were in the process of it and it
just lost.
I don't know, I wasn't there.
Looking at pictures, looking atarticles, no one knows really
what happens to people on theboard on the boat.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Actually, it's ironic .
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I just feel awful, it's ironic, I just feel awful.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's ironic Because we're talking about this boat
crushing into the BrooklynBridge.
I know as Diddy Stroud getsunderway.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Oh, screw Diddy, he's a loser.
Hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I'm sorry, just speaking to you.
Diddy's not a loser.
And, by the way, he's not aloser.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
First of all, Diddy is a loser.
Diddy's a loser.
You know who I'm starting tohave second thoughts about,
though.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Is Harvey Weinstein?
Stop talking, tbh.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm sorry.
Blake Lively's fucking shit up,so did Amber Heard.
And now I'm wondering like, ohmy god, was Harvey Weinstein
really that Predatory?
Did he really do all?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
that there's evidence against him.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm sure there is.
I'm not saying he isn't guilty.
I'm saying is he as guilty aswe want to believe he is?
Or are these other people justjumping on board to gain fame or
recognition of some sort?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Okay, I will give you .
Possibly that could behappening.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Now you start to question anything.
A woman says oh, don't even gothere.
We're not getting into this,I'm just saying that.
But this came back to Diddy,and this is the second time
something huge in Diddy's lifehas happened and a boat has hit
a bridge.
Why?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
All right, let me tell you something.
If it happens a third time, wewill really, really really start
researching it.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Is Diddy a semen?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Oh Ew, that was gross .
Hold on, let me vomit and I'llcome back in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Diddy's got to be a semen.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I don't even think so , that's so gross.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's just nuts, oh my gosh, I've never in my life
even Sully, who landed the planeon the Hudson Right.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That was incredible.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But that was once in a lifetime, correct.
I've only seen it one time.
I've only seen the Challengerexplode once in my lifetime.
And then these broads can go upinto space and eject and land
on land.
And then these broads can go upinto space and eject and land
on land, and then these old faceplants.
What is going on here?
What is going on?
Somebody's got to callquestions out on this somewhere
(08:14):
somehow, because there's justsomething that's not right?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Well, something more is going to come out with this
boat, and I'm sure, because itwas just a really big happening
I'm just waiting for all that tocome out.
Something's going to come outthat's going to be like, oh, I'm
just waiting.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Get ready for the tea party.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Because the Boston Tea Party's coming back Tariffs
taxes all of this stuff.
Yeah, people are going to startchucking shit into a river.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, don't blame them.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's why the boats are so prominent right now,
because we're going gonna goattack boats no, probably, and
just so.
Oh you, hey, china, you want tosend us these e-bikes right
into the river.
Take your e-bike and shove ityou bought one I know I love it
I love it.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
It is pretty cute.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It actually is pretty cool I needed another vehicle
yes, you did so I grabbed an eit was the cheapest option.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Let me tell you, people, right now I want to take
a picture of it and post thatsucker on our website.
And you see him walking,driving down the street about 35
miles an hour Hilarious.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You should.
I'm going to you should.
Honest to God.
I would love it if you guys didLike.
Here we are at the 11th hourtrying to get an episode up
because everything has become sobusy.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I'm back to work, listen, you know what.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Actual, real work on my ass.
Right and trying to podcastbecomes a lot harder.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Of course it does.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I can't get you guys together because God forbid I
should have some time?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No, my point is I should have some time.
Oh, here we go.
No, my point is I should havesome time, god forbid, I should
have some time, and then to beable to get you guys to line up
with it.
Right, so it got a lot harder.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Everyone has yes, it's true, everyone has
different stuff going on livesand everything.
You've gotten more busier, soyeah, and look, I gotta be
harder.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I gotta say I out how to do it.
Yeah, yeah, we'll get it.
I was really good at what I didbefore all of it.
I should have never gottenmarried.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Well, that was a fucking dumb ass decision to
make.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
We're not going down that road.
No, but I did it.
It's over and done with.
Here we are, and I was reallygood at what I did, really good
at it Right.
And then, once I got divorced,shit fell off, yeah, and then I
just made the decision like I'mgoing full bore, right back at
it.
Right, because what do you do?
You make a decision.
(10:35):
Now, here I am at my age and Ican be really good at what I was
already doing, or I can bereally good at something else,
right, right, like I alreadyachieved what I needed to
achieve in my profession, right,it's like why, right?
And so we started the podcast,right, right.
And now I want to be the bestat podcasting.
(10:55):
Will I get there?
I have no idea.
Probably not.
Let's just be honest witheverybody.
Probably fucking not.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's okay, it's fun doing it.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's fun doing it, though.
Exactly, it's really fun.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Right, but oh no.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But the fact that I'm not good at it drives me to be
right.
I get that because I want to bebetter at it right, yep, yep,
that's the normal.
So there's what happens.
So I got the drive to do thiswhere I can go back and just be
like right, I'm really good atit again.
Yay, here I am again.
(11:34):
So what I said to myself is I'mgonna be great at both of them.
Okay, and I'm trying to figureit out and I'm not enough time
of the day.
That's the problem when you,when you work your your first
job and then you're like, oh,I'm so tired and you come home,
you're like I just sit here andwatch seinfeld, I just don't
(11:54):
want to do anything good.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Good night.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Start snoring again.
Son of a bitch.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Oh no, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And so we just watched the Red Sox game.
We did, and they beat the Mets.
They did Three to one, woo-hoo,and I'm like I don't have an
episode for tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
You actually did say that You're like oh shit.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And I'm glad you were here tonight to do that.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Because I'm like fudge.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You should have screwed Fudge and by the way,
ted Lasso Whistle, so funny Fuck.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Let me tell you on a side note if you have never,
ever, ever watched Ted Lasso, Ihighly recommend it.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh you need to watch it.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
It is a fabulous series.
Funny, it will make you laugh.
It's heartwarming.
It's got just so much good feelabout it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It'll make you cry.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
It hits every heartstring Exactly.
It's a fucking wonderful show.
I love it, and if you're everfeeling down, you're ever
feeling down and you just wantto laugh or feel good about
anything.
Lasso put on any episodeseriously and there'll be a
lesson in there.
Somehow that show is amazing.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I love it.
We just plugged it.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I'll plug it all day yeah I know for free if
Speaker 4 (13:09):
anybody's listening for free, go check it out it's a
good series of course,everybody we're talking to
probably already watchingexactly this show's catching up,
like they're like what are youtalking about?
It's been out forever.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
We've seen it nine times oh god, so good though it
is good uh, we are getting offtrack here now totally because
we were talking.
We really didn't have anythingto talk about didn't really,
except for the fact of what'sgoing on right now with the bull
in the bridge right my liferight, why we suck at podcasting
at this point right now.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
We don't suck at it.
No, we just kind of put it onthe back burner for a hot sec.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
The one thing we suck at the most about podcasting is
we're not interesting enough.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Well, don't speak for yourself.
I think I'm interesting enough.
I just don't think we have theright content.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You are interesting, casey's interesting and
Keebler's interesting, but I'mnot pulling enough out of you
guys.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Because I hold back.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And it's time for me to cut the shit and start being
a little bitch.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Here we go, god forbid.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Listen, I'm the Leo, I'm the leader.
Lord, help us all.
Roar Fucking, roar Shut up.
You know it's a good time, oh,woohoo, but I am the leader and
no one takes over at all.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
That's because I think we like that you have done
it and we yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I know and I want to change that.
You just do a good job at it.
I think we like that you havedone it and we yeah, I know and
I want to change that you justdo the job at it.
I want to change that.
Sometimes I'm not where I'msupposed to be and I need one of
the three to pick it up and gowith it.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh boy, that's why it's a team.
I know it's not just me, okay,it's not just me, okay.
Although there is a me in team,there's no, I, that doesn't
(15:01):
make any sense.
There's a me in team.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
There is.
There's an M and there's an E.
Okay, but it's the wrong way itdoesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
There's an M and E, it's an Eem, not a me.
There's an M, you are.
Oh my God, See.
This is why I can't rely onanybody to pick up and take off
from where I'm standing.
This is what you're going toget.
This is the kind of horse shitthat will fucking pop out of
this, oh man.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Oh my God, I can't believe.
You just said that.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
There's no I in team.
Well, there ain't no we either.
There's no.
There's a me, though.
In fact there's a meat, If youlike pork or veal or anything
Meatballs.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, well, we all.
I think we're all a littlenervous about taking it off on
ourselves and doing it.
I think, honestly, that's whatit is.
I don't know that I could sitin your place and run the show
with somebody else why not?
I don't know that I can do that.
I think you can Well, thank you, but I don't think I could.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I think all three of you can Well.
I think you're allself-conscious about it and
won't do it.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
That's what I just said to you.
I think we'll all have to justsit down and talk about it, but
my point is I think you can doit okay, well, thank you you're
welcome.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Thank you, you can.
Okay, and do you know how manypeople tune in just to hear you?
Oh, come on, which is weirdlike I'm such a sparkling
personality I'm such a leo, Iwanted to tune to hear me.
They're tuned to hear you youknow what?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
that hurts my feelings you're just not as cute
as me.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You can't see that on the radio, you know?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
But they know You're such a retard, but it hurts my
feelings if people aren't tunedto hear you guys, oh poor.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Zetto Me, me, all about me.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's always been that way.
But oh my goodness, there'scompetition.
Watch out.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
No, it's not what it's like at all.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I know it's not.
I like making a joke about it.
That's not the way it is.
It's totally not.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I'm only as good as the people around me.
That's right.
That's right, so f you.
But, like I was saying, youguys can do this and you should
take off.
If, if, for whatever reason,I'm busy at work and I can't
create an episode for the week,you and casey should do one, or
you and keebler should do one,or casey and keebler yeah,
whatever.
(17:32):
Sure, just something.
There's got to be a way wherepeople's schedules line up, I'm
sure, to where we can put oneout, no matter what.
Yeah, be consistent, stay there.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Well, didn't we just have that meeting?
We just had that meeting.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
We're going to get all together.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Well, we're going to have another one, right.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
In fact, people want to hear me so much that if I'm
not here, they're going to wantto listen to this show more.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Oh, my God, did you just really say that?
Oh, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I'm not editing that out, no.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Can I take a five minute reprieve?
I gotta run to the bathroom andthrow up.
Okay, stop.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Listen, I'm done with your purging.
Alright, your anorexia's gottastop.
I don't have anorexia, youidiot.
You're too old for this shit.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh, here we go.
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The last time my toilet saw a throw up was well,
yesterday, because I tried toswallow pills.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
No, no Anyway.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
That is, I didn't realize.
Oh my gosh, please don't saythat.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No, okay, but there was a time, like I, have a hard
time swallowing pills.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
You have said that, that you just can't do that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
My daughter had a hard time too when she was a
littler, but now she can do itno problem.
But I know you've said that youcan't do that at my gag reflex
and here it comes.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
My lord, it's awful.
And the other day I had like apopeye's chicken nugget meal and
those biscuits are so good.
Oh boy, I don't know whypopeye's biscuits are so fucking
good, I've never had them, so Idon't know.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
They're like basic, I'm not, but they they just
taste so good.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
the only biscuit I have had that was better is
McDonald's.
Oh Jesus, their biscuits areawesome.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
One fast food joint to another.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
What are you doing over there, gwailing on the?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
fucking headphones.
Sorry, I did not mean that.
I've got the dog, the mascot inmy lap.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Maz.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Maz.
I'm trying to get comfortable.
Biscuits, though it's likePopeyes are so delicious they're
salty and buttery, all theperfect proportion.
But, they're a little too small.
And then you get McDonald'swhich are a little puffier and
yet sometimes they're salty andbuttery right in the proportion,
(20:00):
or they're buttery and notsalty, or salty and not buttery.
I think I've gotten to thepoint where it's salty and
buttery right in the proportion,or there's they're buttery and
not salty, or salty and notbuttery I think I've gotten the
point where it's salty andbuttery versus buttery and salty
.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Okay, I don't like them.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
No, I don't think you did, but it's remind me of like
cardboard.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You know what?
Get the hell out of my house,just leave.
Don't ever come back.
Sorry, they just do cardboardyeah, they're not very tasteful.
Do you remember when McDonald'sused to have those yogurt
things, the fruit?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Parfaits.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Parfaits.
Yeah, those things were so good, they were really good.
You stick one in with a biscuit.
It's like eating a strawberryshortcake in the morning.
It was so good, it was so good,it was so good.
Then they got rid of them.
I was like you, son of abitches.
Then they got rid of thechicken snack wraps.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Up yours McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I don't like you anymore, let's go Wendy's,
wendy's, except Wendy'sbreakfast sucks.
Wendy's breakfast sucks Cottagecheese.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
God, I can't right now.
We've gone from talking toboats running into bridges.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
We had nothing.
We just had to stick somethingup.
That was stupid.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Who knows, maybe this could quite possibly be the
best show we've ever done,because we're just like who
cares you?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
and I sitting here just shooting shit with two
microphones in front of us.
It's so true Maybe we need tostop planning our shows so
seriously and just do this.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
It's like sometimes the shows I think are going to
be great fall flat, it's true,and the ones I think are going
to suck just shoot into the moon.
It's like, holy shit, I didn'tsee that coming.
I got to rethink this wholefucking thing.
Maybe the most outrageousthings yeah, it's true, will
work, and maybe the most youknow down to earth.
(21:54):
Like I build houses, let's talkabout this.
Like this old house on PBSworks True to life stuff.
Those two people from Texas,chip and Joanna pbs works true
to life stuff.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
uh, those two people from texas, uh, joanna.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Oh yeah, it worked oh yeah, here I am talking about
it's like, but then I talk aboutsomething stupid like this and
it takes off.
So you know what?
Let's just be fucking funny.
We're going screw everything.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Hey, I'm with it.
That's the best medicine, man.
I'm sorry it is day and age man, what's going out of the world?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
laughter is the best medicine just talk about stuff
that's real, because we'retrying to connect people to
people here and that's how we'regoing about it.
Other than that, I don't knowwhat to do anymore.
I sit there and I I really wouldtry and oh, I know I would sit
and really, yes, get down andlike what's gonna be good,
what's not right?
(22:52):
Apparently I suck at trying tofigure that out, because
anything I did try to figure out, oh, we'll do this, we'll do
this, we can lead into this well, sometimes people also aren't
interested in certain in issuesand topics like that too.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Sometimes they just want comedy in their lives.
You know what I mean?
To listen to stuff.
Well, then, we need to be funny.
I listen to some other podcastsand sometimes it's just random
people just need to let me go.
Well, oh, good lord, please,please, if that's the case, just
make sure you're sitting downthere, there are all these
comedians.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I love stand-up comedy.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yes, I do too.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Chappelle is my favorite.
Seinfeld is my favorite Right.
I love Bill Burr.
Yep, I love Nikki Glaser beforeshe was Nikki Glaser.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
The Nikki Glaser.
She is now.
We did talk about that.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yep, yep, I sit there and I'm like Stephen Wright,
bill Hicks, george Carlin, allthese guys, chris Rock, right,
right, and these guys are allgreat, and I haven't named one
person.
That's obscure yet.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Like just Matt Rife, sebastian Monscalco See, I don't
think he's that funny.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I think he is hilarious.
It's okay.
I don't think he's unfunny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don'tthink he's unfunny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don'tthink he's that funny.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Well, all comedians have their ups and downs,
exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
So I, all comedians have their things Right.
And then there's a guy like methat I don't write any fucking
material.
No, I just go off the cuff witheverything in life and the way
I see it and that's it.
Yeah, that's my whole shtickright, and that's fine.
And if you think it's funny,it's funny.
(24:27):
If you don't, it's, you don'tright.
Right.
But I'm like like people justpiss me off.
Everything happens, like thewhole thing with mcdonald's
getting rid of the pair phase.
What the fuck you do that, forit was your best thing and you
blew it.
You blew it.
What are you doing?
What are you stupid?
come on, man tighten up, youknow and I just call it the way
(24:47):
I see it.
It's not like I wrote it, it'slike shit.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
That really fucking happened right, and that's it
right and I hope it's funny tosome people.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I'm sure it will be.
I hope it's funny to morepeople than not.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Well, it's like just real life stuff, which is what
people, I think, think want tohear.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
That's the other thing.
I have a way of being able totouch people with just talking
to them.
I mean, you've seen it, I couldsit there and just be like,
well, why do you think thathappened?
Right, that was kind of dumb,don't you think?
You know what I mean.
A weird way of being able totouch people.
you know, put put your finger inthe wound oh yeah and still get
(25:25):
something out of them wherethey talk to me honestly because
I care, right, because Ifucking care.
Yeah, I know, and that's whywhat I see is fucking funny.
It's like in the people thatfucking take, they go all the
way to the right hand side totake a left turn, or vice versa,
all the way to left to take aright turn.
Right, it's like's like dude,come on.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I realize you think there's only one lane here, but
come on, yeah, it's been 50years.
You're driving and then thefucking goddamn handicap signs
or a bus.
What's wrong with the handicap?
The big ass under the bus, it'slike an eclipse.
Don't just Now getting off on atangent.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Okay, getting off on a tangent.
I'm not sure what you'retalking about.
Let's save that for anotherepisode.
We will, we will.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I just had to get something up so we can stay
consistent.
This is one of those episodesthat's like.
This is probably one of theones that are going to be one of
the better ones, because wejust didn't care.
At this point it is we had nopoint.
We were just sitting here, wegot to get on the microphone
because we haven't done it inforever and I have nothing for
(26:28):
tomorrow.
So, with that being said, guys,hope you enjoy this episode.
Hopefully I get it up by 5o'clock in the morning, because
right now it's what?
10.33 pm on Monday night?
Oh yeah, and I have to havethis up by 5?
I still have to edit it.
Oh boy, oh, oh yeah, and I haveto have this up by five.
I still have to edit it.
Oh boy, oh god.
Anyway, guys, if you're stilllistening, oh, before we go, I
want to say everybody islistening the, uh, japan,
(26:51):
germany, uh, there are so manynew people that have begun
listening.
Oh, and I don't have it infront of me.
So stay tuned, I'll get you onthe next episode.
I'll give you guys a shout out.
Thanks for listening and toeverybody that keeps listening,
palm Bay, all you guys.
Thank you, sammy J.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Sammy J.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, your buddy Keebler's not here.
He's not giving me any shoutouts, so I have to do it now.
I always relied on him.
But anyway, guys, thanks forlistening, thanks for checking
in and, as always, be good.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
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Speaker 1 (28:23):
Sake to me.
Thank you.
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Saki Tumi, saki Tumi.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
Welcome back to Saki Tumi.
We connect people to people,Even if you crash into a fucking
bridge again.
Holy shit, we got a lot goingon today, a lot going on this
(00:34):
week.
We are in a I don't know.
It's crazy.
I didn't realize the summerswere going to be like this.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I took on two different roles and I'm failing
at this one right now.
I am.
I took on two different rolesand I'm failing at this one
right now.
I am.
I'm failing and you can see theslack.
We'll get back to it, butbesides that, we're going to
stay consistent.
We're going to keep going withthis podcast.
Yes, we're going to sit hereright now and talk about the
Brooklyn fucking bridge boat.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, that's sad in a way, actually, because two
people died.
I feel bad Because it wasn'treally supposed to happen.
It wasn't really supposed to gointo the bridge.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh yeah, Every boat crash is supposed to happen.
The Titanic was supposed tohappen.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
That's not what I meant oh, hi, everybody hey hey.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm here with T-Bop.
Hi Anyway, welcome back guys.
Guys, thanks for joining in.
This is a last minute throwntogether.
I can't get the schedulestraight, so we are lagging.
My okay, my actual career, yeah, has taken off again, it's okay
, and my podcasting has begun tosuffer for it, hey, and all I
(01:42):
really want to do is sit hereand podcast, I know.
So now here we are at the 11thhour Fucking literally D-time.
Trying to pull it together tothrow up for tomorrow.
Nobody has no idea what'scoming up, but you know what?
Maybe that sometimes, maybethose are the best things.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
They are the best things.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Let's just figure out what happens.
Oh, there's so much going on.
The boat hit the Brooklyn.
Bridge Correct, right, yep, Iremember seeing that and I was
like, oh my God, a boat just hitthe Brooklyn Bridge.
I find it funny that we had anepisode earlier on where a boat
hit a bridge in Baltimore thatwas a freighter when Diddy's
house was being invaded.
(02:21):
Right at the beginning of histrial, another boat hits a
bridge.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's ironic, okay.
It's ironic, we're going tojust go with that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, all right.
Look the whole thing about thispodcast.
Is you question everything, Iagree, question everything, I
agree.
So this boat crashes into theBrooklyn Bridge.
Correct why?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
and how Okay?
So supposedly I'm going to tellyou this is from articles I've
read there was a malfunction inthe engine room which caused the
engine.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
There's two malfunctions on two boats Right
Into two bridges.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, Let me Ironic again.
Okay, well, I mean time, meantime out, boats do break down.
So I'm not, it's not notunheard of, so anyway, let me
finish.
Boat breaks down and it wasvery windy that day, so
supposedly it kind of just wentinto the bridge.
It wasn't supposed to becausethere were, as you know from
(03:21):
pictures, there were people ontop of these masks.
It was supposed to be this showof something like that.
So there were people on top ofthese masks.
It was supposed to be this showof something like that, so
there were people on top.
So, come on, people weren'tgoing to be on that level of
where they were.
If they knew they were going togo to the bridge.
They weren't supposed to.
It was a circle of the bay orwhatever was supposed to happen.
So, yeah, I mean two peopledied.
I feel bad.
I don't think this was like anon purpose thing at all.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is it funny or less funny that the Brooklyn Bridge
didn't collapse as that boat hitit?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, but I don't know that wasn't a very I mean
heavy duty boat.
I mean it was big.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
We talked about the other boat hitting the bridge,
the barge in Baltimore.
Yeah, I thought it was a cargovessel, and how terribly that
bridge imploded.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It wasn't from the boat.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Okay, and again, maybe the bridge was having
issues of its own Bridges do getold and whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I just find that the circumstances around the whole
thing to be ironic.
It's weird.
Okay, there's no reason forthis.
When was the last time youheard of any boat hitting any
bridge.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Never besides these last two, honestly, unless they
never really were big enough tohurt or make damage or kill
anybody.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't know, within one year, yeah, I mean, yeah,
two boats hit a bridge.
Weird Are these captains sostupid that they can't pilot a
boat.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well, if your engine breaks down, supposedly you do
realize that I have my boatinglicense, right Really, and I can
pretty much.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, I can't drive the barge I don't have.
I'm not there with my boatinglicense, but I can drive the
other one.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Okay.
And it's like yeah, but if theboat breaks down, you've got no
control of the boat.
What do you do, as the wind istaking you into a section?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
of a bridge.
You never don't have control ofa boat.
How do?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
you figure what if everything breaks down?
How are you to control the boat?
You fucking paddle, paddle.
You think that boat had paddleson it that someone's going to
be able to reach the water.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Every boat does.
That's part of it, okay, butyes, there are systems in place
to stop that from happening.
Yes, there are.
Okay all right, Cut the wheelhard and turn it dude.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Okay, again there was wind involved, At least go in
sideways.
Okay, but it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Like you're skidding into hell.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Okay, again, I wasn't on, I'm just looking at
pictures and then you haveeverybody up there, that's my
point, if you knew you werelosing control.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Why didn't you tell those people to get the hell off
the masts?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well, maybe they were in the process of it and it
just lost.
I don't know, I wasn't there.
Looking at pictures, looking atarticles, no one knows really
what happens to people on theboard on the boat.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Actually, it's ironic .
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I just feel awful, it's ironic, I just feel awful.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's ironic Because we're talking about this boat
crushing into the BrooklynBridge.
I know as Diddy Stroud getsunderway.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Oh, screw Diddy, he's a loser.
Hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I'm sorry, just speaking to you.
Diddy's not a loser.
And, by the way, he's not aloser.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
First of all, Diddy is a loser.
Diddy's a loser.
You know who I'm starting tohave second thoughts about,
though.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Is Harvey Weinstein?
Stop talking, tbh.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm sorry.
Blake Lively's fucking shit up,so did Amber Heard.
And now I'm wondering like, ohmy god, was Harvey Weinstein
really that Predatory?
Did he really do all?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
that there's evidence against him.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm sure there is.
I'm not saying he isn't guilty.
I'm saying is he as guilty aswe want to believe he is?
Or are these other people justjumping on board to gain fame or
recognition of some sort?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Okay, I will give you .
Possibly that could behappening.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Now you start to question anything.
A woman says oh, don't even gothere.
We're not getting into this,I'm just saying that.
But this came back to Diddy,and this is the second time
something huge in Diddy's lifehas happened and a boat has hit
a bridge.
Why?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
All right, let me tell you something.
If it happens a third time, wewill really, really really start
researching it.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Is Diddy a semen?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Oh Ew, that was gross .
Hold on, let me vomit and I'llcome back in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Diddy's got to be a semen.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I don't even think so , that's so gross.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's just nuts, oh my gosh, I've never in my life
even Sully, who landed the planeon the Hudson Right.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That was incredible.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But that was once in a lifetime, correct.
I've only seen it one time.
I've only seen the Challengerexplode once in my lifetime.
And then these broads can go upinto space and eject and land
on land.
And then these broads can go upinto space and eject and land
on land, and then these old faceplants.
What is going on here?
What is going on?
Somebody's got to callquestions out on this somewhere
(08:14):
somehow, because there's justsomething that's not right?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Well, something more is going to come out with this
boat, and I'm sure, because itwas just a really big happening
I'm just waiting for all that tocome out.
Something's going to come outthat's going to be like, oh, I'm
just waiting.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Get ready for the tea party.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Because the Boston Tea Party's coming back Tariffs
taxes all of this stuff.
Yeah, people are going to startchucking shit into a river.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, don't blame them.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's why the boats are so prominent right now,
because we're going gonna goattack boats no, probably, and
just so.
Oh you, hey, china, you want tosend us these e-bikes right
into the river.
Take your e-bike and shove ityou bought one I know I love it
I love it.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
It is pretty cute.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It actually is pretty cool I needed another vehicle
yes, you did so I grabbed an eit was the cheapest option.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Let me tell you, people, right now I want to take
a picture of it and post thatsucker on our website.
And you see him walking,driving down the street about 35
miles an hour Hilarious.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You should.
I'm going to you should.
Honest to God.
I would love it if you guys didLike.
Here we are at the 11th hourtrying to get an episode up
because everything has become sobusy.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I'm back to work, listen, you know what.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Actual, real work on my ass.
Right and trying to podcastbecomes a lot harder.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Of course it does.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I can't get you guys together because God forbid I
should have some time?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No, my point is I should have some time.
Oh, here we go.
No, my point is I should havesome time, god forbid, I should
have some time, and then to beable to get you guys to line up
with it.
Right, so it got a lot harder.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Everyone has yes, it's true, everyone has
different stuff going on livesand everything.
You've gotten more busier, soyeah, and look, I gotta be
harder.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I gotta say I out how to do it.
Yeah, yeah, we'll get it.
I was really good at what I didbefore all of it.
I should have never gottenmarried.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Well, that was a fucking dumb ass decision to
make.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
We're not going down that road.
No, but I did it.
It's over and done with.
Here we are, and I was reallygood at what I did, really good
at it Right.
And then, once I got divorced,shit fell off, yeah, and then I
just made the decision like I'mgoing full bore, right back at
it.
Right, because what do you do?
You make a decision.
(10:35):
Now, here I am at my age and Ican be really good at what I was
already doing, or I can bereally good at something else,
right, right, like I alreadyachieved what I needed to
achieve in my profession, right,it's like why, right?
And so we started the podcast,right, right.
And now I want to be the bestat podcasting.
(10:55):
Will I get there?
I have no idea.
Probably not.
Let's just be honest witheverybody.
Probably fucking not.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's okay, it's fun doing it.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's fun doing it, though.
Exactly, it's really fun.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Right, but oh no.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But the fact that I'm not good at it drives me to be
right.
I get that because I want to bebetter at it right, yep, yep,
that's the normal.
So there's what happens.
So I got the drive to do thiswhere I can go back and just be
like right, I'm really good atit again.
Yay, here I am again.
(11:34):
So what I said to myself is I'mgonna be great at both of them.
Okay, and I'm trying to figureit out and I'm not enough time
of the day.
That's the problem when you,when you work your your first
job and then you're like, oh,I'm so tired and you come home,
you're like I just sit here andwatch seinfeld, I just don't
(11:54):
want to do anything good.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Good night.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Start snoring again.
Son of a bitch.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Oh no, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And so we just watched the Red Sox game.
We did, and they beat the Mets.
They did Three to one, woo-hoo,and I'm like I don't have an
episode for tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
You actually did say that You're like oh shit.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And I'm glad you were here tonight to do that.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Because I'm like fudge.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You should have screwed Fudge and by the way,
ted Lasso Whistle, so funny Fuck.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Let me tell you on a side note if you have never,
ever, ever watched Ted Lasso, Ihighly recommend it.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh you need to watch it.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
It is a fabulous series.
Funny, it will make you laugh.
It's heartwarming.
It's got just so much good feelabout it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It'll make you cry.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
It hits every heartstring Exactly.
It's a fucking wonderful show.
I love it, and if you're everfeeling down, you're ever
feeling down and you just wantto laugh or feel good about
anything.
Lasso put on any episodeseriously and there'll be a
lesson in there.
Somehow that show is amazing.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I love it.
We just plugged it.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I'll plug it all day yeah I know for free if
Speaker 4 (13:09):
anybody's listening for free, go check it out it's a
good series of course,everybody we're talking to
probably already watchingexactly this show's catching up,
like they're like what are youtalking about?
It's been out forever.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
We've seen it nine times oh god, so good though it
is good uh, we are getting offtrack here now totally because
we were talking.
We really didn't have anythingto talk about didn't really,
except for the fact of what'sgoing on right now with the bull
in the bridge right my liferight, why we suck at podcasting
at this point right now.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
We don't suck at it.
No, we just kind of put it onthe back burner for a hot sec.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
The one thing we suck at the most about podcasting is
we're not interesting enough.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Well, don't speak for yourself.
I think I'm interesting enough.
I just don't think we have theright content.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You are interesting, casey's interesting and
Keebler's interesting, but I'mnot pulling enough out of you
guys.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Because I hold back.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And it's time for me to cut the shit and start being
a little bitch.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Here we go, god forbid.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Listen, I'm the Leo, I'm the leader.
Lord, help us all.
Roar Fucking, roar Shut up.
You know it's a good time, oh,woohoo, but I am the leader and
no one takes over at all.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
That's because I think we like that you have done
it and we yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I know and I want to change that.
You just do a good job at it.
I think we like that you havedone it and we yeah, I know and
I want to change that you justdo the job at it.
I want to change that.
Sometimes I'm not where I'msupposed to be and I need one of
the three to pick it up and gowith it.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh boy, that's why it's a team.
I know it's not just me, okay,it's not just me, okay.
Although there is a me in team,there's no, I, that doesn't
(15:01):
make any sense.
There's a me in team.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
There is.
There's an M and there's an E.
Okay, but it's the wrong way itdoesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
There's an M and E, it's an Eem, not a me.
There's an M, you are.
Oh my God, See.
This is why I can't rely onanybody to pick up and take off
from where I'm standing.
This is what you're going toget.
This is the kind of horse shitthat will fucking pop out of
this, oh man.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Oh my God, I can't believe.
You just said that.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
There's no I in team.
Well, there ain't no we either.
There's no.
There's a me, though.
In fact there's a meat, If youlike pork or veal or anything
Meatballs.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, well, we all.
I think we're all a littlenervous about taking it off on
ourselves and doing it.
I think, honestly, that's whatit is.
I don't know that I could sitin your place and run the show
with somebody else why not?
I don't know that I can do that.
I think you can Well, thank you, but I don't think I could.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I think all three of you can Well.
I think you're allself-conscious about it and
won't do it.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
That's what I just said to you.
I think we'll all have to justsit down and talk about it, but
my point is I think you can doit okay, well, thank you you're
welcome.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Thank you, you can.
Okay, and do you know how manypeople tune in just to hear you?
Oh, come on, which is weirdlike I'm such a sparkling
personality I'm such a leo, Iwanted to tune to hear me.
They're tuned to hear you youknow what?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
that hurts my feelings you're just not as cute
as me.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You can't see that on the radio, you know?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
But they know You're such a retard, but it hurts my
feelings if people aren't tunedto hear you guys, oh poor.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Zetto Me, me, all about me.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's always been that way.
But oh my goodness, there'scompetition.
Watch out.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
No, it's not what it's like at all.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I know it's not.
I like making a joke about it.
That's not the way it is.
It's totally not.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I'm only as good as the people around me.
That's right.
That's right, so f you.
But, like I was saying, youguys can do this and you should
take off.
If, if, for whatever reason,I'm busy at work and I can't
create an episode for the week,you and casey should do one, or
you and keebler should do one,or casey and keebler yeah,
whatever.
(17:32):
Sure, just something.
There's got to be a way wherepeople's schedules line up, I'm
sure, to where we can put oneout, no matter what.
Yeah, be consistent, stay there.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Well, didn't we just have that meeting?
We just had that meeting.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
We're going to get all together.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Well, we're going to have another one, right.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
In fact, people want to hear me so much that if I'm
not here, they're going to wantto listen to this show more.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Oh, my God, did you just really say that?
Oh, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I'm not editing that out, no.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Can I take a five minute reprieve?
I gotta run to the bathroom andthrow up.
Okay, stop.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Listen, I'm done with your purging.
Alright, your anorexia's gottastop.
I don't have anorexia, youidiot.
You're too old for this shit.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh, here we go.
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The last time my toilet saw a throw up was well,
yesterday, because I tried toswallow pills.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
No, no Anyway.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
That is, I didn't realize.
Oh my gosh, please don't saythat.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No, okay, but there was a time, like I, have a hard
time swallowing pills.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
You have said that, that you just can't do that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
My daughter had a hard time too when she was a
littler, but now she can do itno problem.
But I know you've said that youcan't do that at my gag reflex
and here it comes.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
My lord, it's awful.
And the other day I had like apopeye's chicken nugget meal and
those biscuits are so good.
Oh boy, I don't know whypopeye's biscuits are so fucking
good, I've never had them, so Idon't know.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
They're like basic, I'm not, but they they just
taste so good.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
the only biscuit I have had that was better is
McDonald's.
Oh Jesus, their biscuits areawesome.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
One fast food joint to another.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
What are you doing over there, gwailing on the?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
fucking headphones.
Sorry, I did not mean that.
I've got the dog, the mascot inmy lap.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Maz.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Maz.
I'm trying to get comfortable.
Biscuits, though it's likePopeyes are so delicious they're
salty and buttery, all theperfect proportion.
But, they're a little too small.
And then you get McDonald'swhich are a little puffier and
yet sometimes they're salty andbuttery right in the proportion,
(20:00):
or they're buttery and notsalty, or salty and not buttery.
I think I've gotten to thepoint where it's salty and
buttery right in the proportion,or there's they're buttery and
not salty, or salty and notbuttery I think I've gotten the
point where it's salty andbuttery versus buttery and salty
.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Okay, I don't like them.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
No, I don't think you did, but it's remind me of like
cardboard.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You know what?
Get the hell out of my house,just leave.
Don't ever come back.
Sorry, they just do cardboardyeah, they're not very tasteful.
Do you remember when McDonald'sused to have those yogurt
things, the fruit?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Parfaits.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Parfaits.
Yeah, those things were so good, they were really good.
You stick one in with a biscuit.
It's like eating a strawberryshortcake in the morning.
It was so good, it was so good,it was so good.
Then they got rid of them.
I was like you, son of abitches.
Then they got rid of thechicken snack wraps.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Up yours McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I don't like you anymore, let's go Wendy's,
wendy's, except Wendy'sbreakfast sucks.
Wendy's breakfast sucks Cottagecheese.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
God, I can't right now.
We've gone from talking toboats running into bridges.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
We had nothing.
We just had to stick somethingup.
That was stupid.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Who knows, maybe this could quite possibly be the
best show we've ever done,because we're just like who
cares you?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
and I sitting here just shooting shit with two
microphones in front of us.
It's so true Maybe we need tostop planning our shows so
seriously and just do this.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
It's like sometimes the shows I think are going to
be great fall flat, it's true,and the ones I think are going
to suck just shoot into the moon.
It's like, holy shit, I didn'tsee that coming.
I got to rethink this wholefucking thing.
Maybe the most outrageousthings yeah, it's true, will
work, and maybe the most youknow down to earth.
(21:54):
Like I build houses, let's talkabout this.
Like this old house on PBSworks True to life stuff.
Those two people from Texas,chip and Joanna pbs works true
to life stuff.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
uh, those two people from texas, uh, joanna.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Oh yeah, it worked oh yeah, here I am talking about
it's like, but then I talk aboutsomething stupid like this and
it takes off.
So you know what?
Let's just be fucking funny.
We're going screw everything.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Hey, I'm with it.
That's the best medicine, man.
I'm sorry it is day and age man, what's going out of the world?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
laughter is the best medicine just talk about stuff
that's real, because we'retrying to connect people to
people here and that's how we'regoing about it.
Other than that, I don't knowwhat to do anymore.
I sit there and I I really wouldtry and oh, I know I would sit
and really, yes, get down andlike what's gonna be good,
what's not right?
(22:52):
Apparently I suck at trying tofigure that out, because
anything I did try to figure out, oh, we'll do this, we'll do
this, we can lead into this well, sometimes people also aren't
interested in certain in issuesand topics like that too.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Sometimes they just want comedy in their lives.
You know what I mean?
To listen to stuff.
Well, then, we need to be funny.
I listen to some other podcastsand sometimes it's just random
people just need to let me go.
Well, oh, good lord, please,please, if that's the case, just
make sure you're sitting downthere, there are all these
comedians.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I love stand-up comedy.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yes, I do too.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Chappelle is my favorite.
Seinfeld is my favorite Right.
I love Bill Burr.
Yep, I love Nikki Glaser beforeshe was Nikki Glaser.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
The Nikki Glaser.
She is now.
We did talk about that.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yep, yep, I sit there and I'm like Stephen Wright,
bill Hicks, george Carlin, allthese guys, chris Rock, right,
right, and these guys are allgreat, and I haven't named one
person.
That's obscure yet.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Like just Matt Rife, sebastian Monscalco See, I don't
think he's that funny.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I think he is hilarious.
It's okay.
I don't think he's unfunny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don'tthink he's unfunny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don'tthink he's that funny.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Well, all comedians have their ups and downs,
exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
So I, all comedians have their things Right.
And then there's a guy like methat I don't write any fucking
material.
No, I just go off the cuff witheverything in life and the way
I see it and that's it.
Yeah, that's my whole shtickright, and that's fine.
And if you think it's funny,it's funny.
(24:27):
If you don't, it's, you don'tright.
Right.
But I'm like like people justpiss me off.
Everything happens, like thewhole thing with mcdonald's
getting rid of the pair phase.
What the fuck you do that, forit was your best thing and you
blew it.
You blew it.
What are you doing?
What are you stupid?
come on, man tighten up, youknow and I just call it the way
(24:47):
I see it.
It's not like I wrote it, it'slike shit.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
That really fucking happened right, and that's it
right and I hope it's funny tosome people.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I'm sure it will be.
I hope it's funny to morepeople than not.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Well, it's like just real life stuff, which is what
people, I think, think want tohear.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
That's the other thing.
I have a way of being able totouch people with just talking
to them.
I mean, you've seen it, I couldsit there and just be like,
well, why do you think thathappened?
Right, that was kind of dumb,don't you think?
You know what I mean.
A weird way of being able totouch people.
you know, put put your finger inthe wound oh yeah and still get
(25:25):
something out of them wherethey talk to me honestly because
I care, right, because Ifucking care.
Yeah, I know, and that's whywhat I see is fucking funny.
It's like in the people thatfucking take, they go all the
way to the right hand side totake a left turn, or vice versa,
all the way to left to take aright turn.
Right, it's like's like dude,come on.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I realize you think there's only one lane here, but
come on, yeah, it's been 50years.
You're driving and then thefucking goddamn handicap signs
or a bus.
What's wrong with the handicap?
The big ass under the bus, it'slike an eclipse.
Don't just Now getting off on atangent.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Okay, getting off on a tangent.
I'm not sure what you'retalking about.
Let's save that for anotherepisode.
We will, we will.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I just had to get something up so we can stay
consistent.
This is one of those episodesthat's like.
This is probably one of theones that are going to be one of
the better ones, because wejust didn't care.
At this point it is we had nopoint.
We were just sitting here, wegot to get on the microphone
because we haven't done it inforever and I have nothing for
(26:28):
tomorrow.
So, with that being said, guys,hope you enjoy this episode.
Hopefully I get it up by 5o'clock in the morning, because
right now it's what?
10.33 pm on Monday night?
Oh yeah, and I have to havethis up by 5?
I still have to edit it.
Oh boy, oh, oh yeah, and I haveto have this up by five.
I still have to edit it.
Oh boy, oh god.
Anyway, guys, if you're stilllistening, oh, before we go, I
want to say everybody islistening the, uh, japan,
(26:51):
germany, uh, there are so manynew people that have begun
listening.
Oh, and I don't have it infront of me.
So stay tuned, I'll get you onthe next episode.
I'll give you guys a shout out.
Thanks for listening and toeverybody that keeps listening,
palm Bay, all you guys.
Thank you, sammy J.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Sammy J.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, your buddy Keebler's not here.
He's not giving me any shoutouts, so I have to do it now.
I always relied on him.
But anyway, guys, thanks forlistening, thanks for checking
in and, as always, be good.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
(27:31):
I want to give a shout out tomy buddy Larry over at Legendary
Graphics.
He designed our logo for us.
It came out fantastic.
He does wraps, he does allkinds of customized stuff for
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Socky do me.
(27:54):
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Speaker 1 (28:23):
Sake to me.
Thank you.
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