March 18, 2025 • 24 mins
Ever had a retail experience so infuriating you wanted to call the Better Business Bureau? Detto and Casey launch into this episode with the saga of "Red Ginger" – a two-watch-wearing manager at Impossible Kicks who refused to help resolve a sneaker purchase gone wrong. The confrontation escalates to security being called, revealing the absurd theater of mall cop dynamics where three "miniature Paul Blarts" show up looking barely twenty years old.
From there, we spiral into a cathartic exploration of modern irritations and technological peculiarities. Why do staplers have two positions? What was the real purpose behind star-69 on telephones? And did keyboards include special symbols like @ and # just so they could eventually create the internet? The questions may sound random, but they tap into those small curiosities we've all wondered about but rarely discuss.
The most relatable moment comes when Detto presents his brilliant theory that "phone chargers are the new lighters" – both items mysteriously vanish when needed most, despite our best efforts to keep track of them. Anyone who's ever labeled a charger only to have it disappear anyway will find themselves nodding in vigorous agreement.
The conversation reaches its philosophical peak with a refreshingly honest critique of social media culture. Where are the pictures of court appearances, divorce proceedings, and overflowing toilets? Our digital personas present carefully curated highlight reels that bear little resemblance to our messy realities, and Detto's passionate call for authenticity might make you reconsider your own posting habits.
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Saki Tumi, saki Tumi.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hey everybody, it's Ditto, we're back.
Saki Tumi, a podcast thatconnects people to people.
You know till I explode.
Anyway, I'm here with Casey, mygirl.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hi everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And I am about to let loose again.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What a weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It was a weekend and you were part of it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You just happened to be here for it.
I was Holy shit balls.
We're going about Red Ginger.
Oh boy, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Ginger, ale either no , no, it's not, it's actually a
person.
It is at the mall.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What was the store's name?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Impossible Kicks.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, they suck.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah Well.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That fake manager.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The fake manager, because I still do not think
he's actually.
The manager was a pretty awfulperson.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
True or false?
He was wearing two watches.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
He was wearing two watches.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He had red hair.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And he was overweight .
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Dude.
What a douche.
All of the above, what adouchebag.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, he wasn't cool.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
He was not.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And they fucked up.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, you know your son did buy shoes.
He shouldn't have bought,that's right.
But it does seem like they mayhave kind of swapped them for
worn shoes and they refused totake them back.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That would be fine.
There's no way I'd ever be ableto prove that Right.
But I spoke with the associateon the phone and said do not
sell this child shoes.
Exactly.
And she did they shouldn't have.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
The craziest part was that everybody else in the
store seemed to be willing tohelp them, except for this one
manager red ginger adamant anduh apparently kicked the kids
out multiple times and then uhcalled security on us so I, I, I
couldn't go no, I could not gothere, not allowed to go because
(02:14):
I was going to slug that dudein the face no, yeah, we it was
not going to end well notbringing you with us so I sent
one of my friends and he wentwith you and he went with you.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yes, he did yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And he argued very calmly, though Not anything that
caused a scene, or there was nothreats made or anything.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's because he's a sincere human being.
He is, and that's why I askedhim to go with you.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I wanted to make sure you didn't get in trouble for
anything.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, and I'm not good at that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, and I'm not good at that stuff, Right but I
would have gotten in trouble100%.
That guy would have been deadon the floor.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, he kept disappearing into the back room
like he was hiding for littlebits of time.
It was very odd.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Probably eating candy .
Speaker 3 (02:55):
And then he called security, which may have been
the best part, because the threesecurity guards that showed up
looked like they may have been20, and they were all about five
feet tall Little kids.
It looked like kids standing infront of us.
It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So you got three miniature.
Paul Blarts, pretty much Mallcops.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, All right guy.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Know your role.
You're a glorified phonemonitor, anyway, red Ginger.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Dickhead and to go back a little bit, my son called
me he did and said can I buythese sneakers?
I said no long story short.
He called me the last time.
He's like they knocked themdown to 120 bucks.
I was like you mean, I'm onlyspending 60 for these things
because you have 60 and I and Ihave $60.
You want shoes?
He's like yeah, if that's thecase, go ahead and buy them.
(03:47):
I do not want to make my sonseem like he's right Because
he's not.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
He was not.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That little dick.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't think he realized it was going to show
how much he paid in cash.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
He had no idea.
No, no, he got surprised.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, he saw the receipt and realized oh crap
he's going to see that I paidthe full amount.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But he put the girl on the phone, the associate, and
like no, that's too much, Donot allow him to buy these shoes
.
And she sold them.
She sold them to him anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, they should have done that.
And then, when I called backand asked her why Red Ginger got
on the phone, yeah, they'reactually saying that Red Ginger
was actually the person thatsold the shoes to him.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I would believe that at this point, so, that dude was
a dickhead.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's the consensus among the kids.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I would not shop Impossible Kicks at all ever if
I were you.
No Bunch of dickheads, honestto God.
Now, the only reason I say thatis I don't like crushing
businesses either.
Right, every small businessneeds a hand.
But when you call and askspecifically, I actually didn't
call.
I was called but still askednot to do that.
(04:59):
And you do it anyway.
Well, guess what?
Red Ginger Fuck you.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Well then, refuse to exchange them, return them
anything at all.
It was insane.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And blame it on him.
Yep, take your commission andshove it up your ass.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, oh, he said he wore them around the mall, so
we're no longer taking them backbecause they're not allowed to
be worn.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Look, that's a part of the story where I'll be like
he probably did.
My son is lying.
He's probably lying.
I cannot believe every word hesays.
I get it Because he's trying tosave himself.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I did it when I was a kid.
A lot of people do.
If I'm going to sit here andbelieve my son over everyone
else, then I'm an idiot.
I am an idiot if I do that.
My son is lying.
He's like a credit card companyoh jeez, If the lips are moving
, he's lying, or a politician.
Either way, the fact of thematter is, I had a conversation
(05:56):
with a girl on the phone.
Now the only thing I can say isdo I really?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
know it was her no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I don't, I can't say it was on the phone.
But I don't, I don't, I can'tsay it was on the phone, but I
had a conversation with somebodywho sounded like an adult right
and had an intelligentconversation with me.
I said do not sell these shoesto this person.
And they did yep.
So fat, red ginger with twowatches.
Why do you need two watches?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I, I don't know one of them was fake too nah that
kid.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That kid, when he was younger, had two zeros in his
number.
Nobody wanted to call him.
Remember the rotary phone?
He had two zeros, nobody calledhim.
It was like I'll just see thatkid tomorrow at school.
Screw that, forget you.
And that's why he's so angry.
He probably had a tight fadetoo, with light ginger on the
(06:42):
top.
I don't even know, I'm justcalling this out, but I'm sure
he did possibly and it didn'tcome to fruition until you guys
got back to my house and the guyI asked to go with you said man
, I want to slug that guy rightin the mouth oh yeah and in fact
, filed a complaint with thebetter business bureau because
he was such a dick oh yeah, itreally became really just not
(07:05):
even about the shoes anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
It was just about getting back at this one person
that seemed so awful.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
He was awful.
Yeah, I knew it on the phone.
That's why I had to call youand say how tough are you?
Should you go do this?
Because I can't, I'm going tolose it.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, I'm not really that tough, unfortunately, but I
had reinforcements and,honestly, the kids were all
about fighting it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Of course they were.
They thought they were going towin because they think that's
how it works.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
All about it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
They think that's how it works and they're idiots.
Anyway, red Ginger, he had twozeros.
Do you remember?
Everybody?
Yes, you wouldn't call them,you wouldn't, and that's why the
guys like that?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Wait, you actually didn't call people if they had
too many zeros in their number.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I wouldn't call people if they had a nine in
their number, forget zero.
Oh my God, eight was pushing it.
Wow, seven, yeah, all right.
Even my number was 6-6.
So it's like, oh geez, even mynumber was 66.
So it's like, oh geez, that'stough, even that's tough.
You got to wait for that thingto come back.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You did have to wait for it to spin all the way back.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
To do it again.
Yeah, yeah, if your number was0100, like a binary code, you
were not getting called andyou're probably a dork today.
Oh geez, and it had nothing todo with you, it had to do with
your phone number as a kid phonenumber.
That's unfortunate that's how itwent one zero, zero, zero, one
(08:33):
one, whatever that song was, ohmy god.
Yeah, it's like oh god.
And I went off the other dayand I'm gonna go off again
because there's a staplersitting right in front of me
right now and this is a fuckingrandom thing.
Why did staplers have twopositions?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You know you said this.
I didn't know that was even athing.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Is it for books?
Was it for books?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
But for what purpose?
What did it do?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's a pamphlet.
I don't know.
I don't know what it did.
I never looked it up, I don'tknow, but it either bends the
legs in or bends them out.
It's like a cheerleader staple.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Oh my God, it's a cheerleader, a cheerleader.
Yes, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It can bend in many directions.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Or a gymnast let's go with gymnast instead of
cheerleader, because gymnastsare a little more, older, older.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well, unless you're a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, I
just equate cheerleaders withhigh school.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
How old do you think most gymnasts are?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
20.
24 out of high school, theyhave to be able to train every
day.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I think you'd be surprised.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You know what?
I don't even want to knowanymore.
I'm done.
Besides the zero, what's withthe star 69?
Like why was it star 69 thatwould redial?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Explain it to me.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't know, because they're backwards.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh, my God, Is that why Because?
It's reversed, it's becausethey're switched.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
What's the star?
Because that called them backright.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, If you didn't get a call in time, you could
just hit star 69.
It would call you back.
But why 69?
I?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
you know, as a kid I had no thought on that at all.
Now that you pointed out, Iguess I see why that would be a
thing, but I didn't know thenwhy did you ever use the pound
sign?
What is the pound sign?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's the reason the internet was created Seriously
just to use those symbols, justto use the symbols.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Just to use the symbols.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hashtag me too.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
We don't use these often enough.
We better put it on theinternet.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, you would look at a keyboard on a computer.
Yeah, oh, I don't want to everuse that the at sign.
When would you have ever usedthat before?
Email?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Probably never before email, but now all the time.
I know the hashtag.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
But now, all the time I know the hashtag.
Don't even get me started withthe two backslashes.
H-t-t-p-s, I guess.
And why is the colon, the lastone on the right hand, the last
key?
There has to be something aboutthat.
It's got to be the internet.
It's got to be.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
That's all for the internet.
You can staple.
That's all for the internet.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You can staple that right oh my god seriously, but
which way would you stay?
I, I don't know 69, though.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh my god, there's so many things right now.
You just threw out so manythings oh, there's a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I have a lot to say, I have a lot.
This is one of those episodeswhere it's like we're not
connecting anybody to anybodyright now.
No, but we are, because Iguarantee you, people think or
have thought about this stuff.
Like why are all the signals,all the symbols, important
nowadays at the Hostetto Nowunderscore what, what I'm not?
(11:55):
That's like the zero on a phoneI'm not looking you up because
I got to hit the underscore.
Forget that, forget that.
I'm not looking you up becauseI gotta hit the underscore.
Forget that.
Forget that.
I'm not typing that in rightnow.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Seriously.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It's like having a zero on your phone, it's just
hitting a different button atthis point.
But it's way over there on theother side and I can't reach it.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh my, seriously, I don't think you type correctly
anyway, so I don't know that itmatters.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'm not a professional typer, in fact I
suck at it, but still theunderscore, and then you gotta
hit shift.
Forget this, I am too lazy todo this shit.
No, no, no, no Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But I swear to God, the internet was invented for
these symbols, so they didn'tfeel so useless.
They printed them on all thesekeys and never used them so they
didn't feel useless.
So they didn't feel useless.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
The best part of the reason they were put on the keys
to begin with Well wait.
Well, those were just forcomputers.
Oh, typewriters.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
They were on typewriters too.
They were on typewriters.
Wait, those were just forcomputers.
Oh, typewriters, they were ontypewriters too.
They were on typewriters, yes,but when did you use them?
I have no idea.
Most people didn't evencapitalize with a typewriter.
That's why it's autocorrect.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
They didn't want to hit shift.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
That's why there's autocorrect, so you don't have
to do it.
Well, it really reallyautocorrects.
All this autocorrect, it's likeself-checkout.
Who needs help at?
Self check out?
Everyone, everyone, everybodyneeds help at the self-check?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
do you know I?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
refuse.
My gift card didn't go through.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I won't even use the one at stop and shop, the first.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I buy scan every single time there's some sort of
issue.
I didn't put it down to theright spot or something.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
The person has to come over every single time.
I'm like I just want you to dothis for me, I know, because you
have to come over anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And now I have to wait for you to come over.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Then get in line.
Self-checkout is for whenyou're buying gummy bears,
except a lot of places now haveeliminated the cashiers, so at
certain times there are nocashiers.
Well, that's the thing you haveto go to self-checkout, that's
the thing Exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You have to go to self-checkout because they're
always open.
Yeah, but there's probably twocashiers there and there's four
people in line, two in each andwho the fuck wants to be fresh?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
There are certain places I regret every single
time.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Every time you go to self-checkout you need some help
or something.
It's like this ain'tself-checkout, no, this is like
hey, when you're done, come helpme.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Pretty much.
Just go and get mine.
It's so annoying.
I would rather go through theline than have them do it for me
half the time.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Don't call it self-checkout if you need help.
Hey, this pair of bra andpanties doesn't have a tag on it
.
Can you help me out?
Why are you buying bra andpanties, sir?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Mind your business, that's why I don't think that
happens.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Mind your business that's why.
All right, pull it together.
My new theory I just came upwith this the other day.
My new theory is that phonechargers are the new lighters.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Like cigarette lighters.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, cigarette lighters Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Because you can never find them.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You never, yeah, cigarette lighters, okay, hmm,
because you can never find them.
You never find it when you needone Okay.
And then you have to ask allyour friends do you have a
charger?
Do you have a charger?
Do you have a charger?
It's true.
It's like bro, what'd you dowith yours?
I don't know.
I gave it to somebody but nevergot it back.
They are the new lighters, they, they disappear out of nowhere.
It's true.
And you don't remember whereyou put it.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Where do they go?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I don't know.
I have yet to figure that out.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
They never seem to come back.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I have to yell at everybody Leave that lighter.
I mean, charge her alone.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I started labeling them Like they have names on
them.
It doesn't help.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
They started putting.
They started putting stickersand decals and everything like
that on lighters so you couldtell it was yours.
It still didn't stop it.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Label it all you want , Go ahead.
That thing is the minute youbuy that thing.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
it's gone.
But you're right, they justdisappear.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It's probably the person working self-cash out
Self-checkout.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Self-checkout is just pocketing it.
You don't even make it out ofthe store with it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No.
But it's like yeah, oh yeah,use my charger Right, excuse me,
here you go, have at it.
No, never comes back.
It's true, somebody's overthere smoking a bowl with it
around their neck, or something.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Back in the woods?
No, but they still never comeback.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
True, it's nuts, you're right, because less
people smoke now and everybodyneeds a charger and it all comes
back to Red Ginger, because hesucks.
He's probably the one stealingit, and that's my last thing.
That pisses me off the most.
Okay, it just pisses me off.
I hate, okay, it just pisses meoff.
I hate being on social media.
I hate it.
(17:04):
I'm glad that I lost all myshit and I'm glad that I started
this for the podcast, forpromotional reason.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
But I can't stand looking at everybody else having
a fucking good time.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
You can't stand that.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
No, I can't.
Where's your pictures of court?
Where's your pictures ofdivorce?
Where's your pictures of yourtraffic violation?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
do you typically take pictures of bad times.
I mean, oh, look, you're crying, let's take a picture oh, let
me see your food, though.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Great, you made a meal for yourself, all right,
you're able to do somethingproperly.
Where is the shit that actuallyhappens?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, nobody Where's your toilet overflowing Bad
things.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Where's your kid puking?
You gotta clean it up.
Where's the dog having diarrheaon the floor Like where's this
stuff?
Where's the pictures of this?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
You really want to see those.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
No, that's why I don't want to see the pictures
of the other ones either.
Because it's only fair Ifyou're going to put up all this
good stuff that happens to you.
Put the bad shit up there too.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
True, but that's not how it goes.
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Stop it, because you're just pissing me off,
pulls my skirt up.
I'll tell you that, for free itdoes.
I can't take it.
I really can't.
It's like I am tired of lookingat you guys.
Pretend to be people.
You're not when I'm here.
We're all doing the same thing.
Let's be honest.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Pretty much.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, I'm trying to pretend I'm better than I am,
but I'm not.
I fuck up all the time.
Please admit it.
I've made so many mistakes.
I think people hate me indifferent states.
That's probably true, actually,exactly but I can admit it,
that's what it boils down to.
I can at least say, alright,fucked up, that was on me.
(18:56):
Look, I didn't mean to do that,but I did it.
It wasn't on purpose, even ifyou said it was for this, just
shut up with it.
It was for this reason, but Idid it.
Do you know what I mean?
It wasn't on purpose and then,even if you said you know it was
for this, just shut up with it.
It was for this reason.
You did it.
Leave it right there.
That's it.
Don't go any farther Right andpost those pictures.
(19:16):
And what people should do ispost pictures in court because,
let's face it, let's face it,let's face it, that stuff is
just funny.
Some of that is very funnybesides the dmv, or at least
anything equated with the state,there's nothing funnier no,
there are some pretty funnypeople in court it's a rock
concert.
(19:37):
You get stone walking in thedoor very true it just smells
like weed.
Not, I do not have a problemwith weed.
I like weed.
I don't smoke it, I don'tingest it, it's not for me.
It puts me.
So here I am talkingincessantly.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
If I smoked weed silence, really then, yeah, then
you start asking what's wrongwith me.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I'm like now, I'm paranoid oh geez that's how it
goes.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Marijuana is not for me, okay, but I seriously do not
think it does anything wrong,right?
I think it's a good thing, I'man advocate for it, okay, even
though I don't particularly useit, and whatever.
But you walk into thecourthouse, oh, it's holy shit,
balls, you're stoned yeah, it'slike you are fucking stoned
crazy, and then that's why theoutfits on all these people
(20:27):
become even more funny, becausethey're stoned.
You know you think they make thestate would clear the budget if
they just put vending machinesin there where you get food.
You know I mean.
Think about it.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
All these dudes got.
Does anybody need snacks?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
All these people got munchies.
Munchies yeah, I could use someFritos.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, and the outfits , the outfits.
There are.
The amount of jumpsuits, sointeresting.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
The amount of jumpsuits that are there alone,
it's like dude, come on.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You're not on a basketball team.
Just look, I'm going to courttoday.
That's the outfit.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I really want to impress the judge.
Let's wear this LA Laker gear.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yes, the LA Laker Head to toe, I'm sure he's a fan
Head to toe.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's like what are you doing, dumbass?
What if he hates the Lakersgear with bright white shoes?
All right, bro, come on Brightwhite shoes.
Basically say to me you're amoron.
(21:33):
If your shoes are that white,you've done something wrong.
Oh boy, go walk in the mud.
Fuck, get some dirt on thosepuppies.
You know what I mean.
Why are they so bright?
Why do I need sunglasses tolook at your freaking shoes?
I don't know.
Jesus Christ, I can't take it.
I can't, I won't.
(21:54):
Oh boy, I'll take that for free.
Yeah, getting aggravated justtalking about it.
Oh yeah, I needed an episode Ihaven't blown off in a while.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
You haven't.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
It's been a while.
It's been a while and there's alot building up.
There's probably a lot morethat I can't even think about
right now.
Yeah, but holy cow, it's nuts,but that star 69 stuff still
blows my mind.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's pretty funny.
Why the star?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Is it like?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
The brown star.
Oh God, why did they use that?
I don't know.
I'm done with this.
Oh boy, Don't get it.
But yeah, those symbols createdthe internet.
Remember that.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
All right, I'm going to remember that.
Trust me, it's true.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
So take your symbols and head over to Sakatubecom.
Like and subscribe.
Check out our store.
Buy some merch for crying outloud.
Yeah, put it up on the on yourpage so I don't have to look at
you in court.
You know what I mean.
Come on, man, help us out.
Anyway, guys, thanks forlistening.
Hope you enjoyed it and, uh,you know, as always, be good, be
(23:02):
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Speaker 1 (23:50):
Sake to me.
Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Saki Tumi, saki Tumi.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hey everybody, it's Ditto, we're back.
Saki Tumi, a podcast thatconnects people to people.
You know till I explode.
Anyway, I'm here with Casey, mygirl.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hi everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And I am about to let loose again.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What a weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It was a weekend and you were part of it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You just happened to be here for it.
I was Holy shit balls.
We're going about Red Ginger.
Oh boy, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Ginger, ale either no , no, it's not, it's actually a
person.
It is at the mall.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What was the store's name?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Impossible Kicks.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, they suck.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah Well.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That fake manager.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The fake manager, because I still do not think
he's actually.
The manager was a pretty awfulperson.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
True or false?
He was wearing two watches.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
He was wearing two watches.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He had red hair.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And he was overweight .
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Dude.
What a douche.
All of the above, what adouchebag.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, he wasn't cool.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
He was not.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And they fucked up.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, you know your son did buy shoes.
He shouldn't have bought,that's right.
But it does seem like they mayhave kind of swapped them for
worn shoes and they refused totake them back.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That would be fine.
There's no way I'd ever be ableto prove that Right.
But I spoke with the associateon the phone and said do not
sell this child shoes.
Exactly.
And she did they shouldn't have.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
The craziest part was that everybody else in the
store seemed to be willing tohelp them, except for this one
manager red ginger adamant anduh apparently kicked the kids
out multiple times and then uhcalled security on us so I, I, I
couldn't go no, I could not gothere, not allowed to go because
(02:14):
I was going to slug that dudein the face no, yeah, we it was
not going to end well notbringing you with us so I sent
one of my friends and he wentwith you and he went with you.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yes, he did yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And he argued very calmly, though Not anything that
caused a scene, or there was nothreats made or anything.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's because he's a sincere human being.
He is, and that's why I askedhim to go with you.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I wanted to make sure you didn't get in trouble for
anything.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, and I'm not good at that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, and I'm not good at that stuff, Right but I
would have gotten in trouble100%.
That guy would have been deadon the floor.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, he kept disappearing into the back room
like he was hiding for littlebits of time.
It was very odd.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Probably eating candy .
Speaker 3 (02:55):
And then he called security, which may have been
the best part, because the threesecurity guards that showed up
looked like they may have been20, and they were all about five
feet tall Little kids.
It looked like kids standing infront of us.
It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So you got three miniature.
Paul Blarts, pretty much Mallcops.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, All right guy.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Know your role.
You're a glorified phonemonitor, anyway, red Ginger.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Dickhead and to go back a little bit, my son called
me he did and said can I buythese sneakers?
I said no long story short.
He called me the last time.
He's like they knocked themdown to 120 bucks.
I was like you mean, I'm onlyspending 60 for these things
because you have 60 and I and Ihave $60.
You want shoes?
He's like yeah, if that's thecase, go ahead and buy them.
(03:47):
I do not want to make my sonseem like he's right Because
he's not.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
He was not.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That little dick.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't think he realized it was going to show
how much he paid in cash.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
He had no idea.
No, no, he got surprised.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, he saw the receipt and realized oh crap
he's going to see that I paidthe full amount.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But he put the girl on the phone, the associate, and
like no, that's too much, Donot allow him to buy these shoes
.
And she sold them.
She sold them to him anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, they should have done that.
And then, when I called backand asked her why Red Ginger got
on the phone, yeah, they'reactually saying that Red Ginger
was actually the person thatsold the shoes to him.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I would believe that at this point, so, that dude was
a dickhead.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's the consensus among the kids.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I would not shop Impossible Kicks at all ever if
I were you.
No Bunch of dickheads, honestto God.
Now, the only reason I say thatis I don't like crushing
businesses either.
Right, every small businessneeds a hand.
But when you call and askspecifically, I actually didn't
call.
I was called but still askednot to do that.
(04:59):
And you do it anyway.
Well, guess what?
Red Ginger Fuck you.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Well then, refuse to exchange them, return them
anything at all.
It was insane.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And blame it on him.
Yep, take your commission andshove it up your ass.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, oh, he said he wore them around the mall, so
we're no longer taking them backbecause they're not allowed to
be worn.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Look, that's a part of the story where I'll be like
he probably did.
My son is lying.
He's probably lying.
I cannot believe every word hesays.
I get it Because he's trying tosave himself.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I did it when I was a kid.
A lot of people do.
If I'm going to sit here andbelieve my son over everyone
else, then I'm an idiot.
I am an idiot if I do that.
My son is lying.
He's like a credit card companyoh jeez, If the lips are moving
, he's lying, or a politician.
Either way, the fact of thematter is, I had a conversation
(05:56):
with a girl on the phone.
Now the only thing I can say isdo I really?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
know it was her no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I don't, I can't say it was on the phone.
But I don't, I don't, I can'tsay it was on the phone, but I
had a conversation with somebodywho sounded like an adult right
and had an intelligentconversation with me.
I said do not sell these shoesto this person.
And they did yep.
So fat, red ginger with twowatches.
Why do you need two watches?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I, I don't know one of them was fake too nah that
kid.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That kid, when he was younger, had two zeros in his
number.
Nobody wanted to call him.
Remember the rotary phone?
He had two zeros, nobody calledhim.
It was like I'll just see thatkid tomorrow at school.
Screw that, forget you.
And that's why he's so angry.
He probably had a tight fadetoo, with light ginger on the
(06:42):
top.
I don't even know, I'm justcalling this out, but I'm sure
he did possibly and it didn'tcome to fruition until you guys
got back to my house and the guyI asked to go with you said man
, I want to slug that guy rightin the mouth oh yeah and in fact
, filed a complaint with thebetter business bureau because
he was such a dick oh yeah, itreally became really just not
(07:05):
even about the shoes anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
It was just about getting back at this one person
that seemed so awful.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
He was awful.
Yeah, I knew it on the phone.
That's why I had to call youand say how tough are you?
Should you go do this?
Because I can't, I'm going tolose it.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, I'm not really that tough, unfortunately, but I
had reinforcements and,honestly, the kids were all
about fighting it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Of course they were.
They thought they were going towin because they think that's
how it works.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
All about it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
They think that's how it works and they're idiots.
Anyway, red Ginger, he had twozeros.
Do you remember?
Everybody?
Yes, you wouldn't call them,you wouldn't, and that's why the
guys like that?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Wait, you actually didn't call people if they had
too many zeros in their number.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I wouldn't call people if they had a nine in
their number, forget zero.
Oh my God, eight was pushing it.
Wow, seven, yeah, all right.
Even my number was 6-6.
So it's like, oh geez, even mynumber was 66.
So it's like, oh geez, that'stough, even that's tough.
You got to wait for that thingto come back.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You did have to wait for it to spin all the way back.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
To do it again.
Yeah, yeah, if your number was0100, like a binary code, you
were not getting called andyou're probably a dork today.
Oh geez, and it had nothing todo with you, it had to do with
your phone number as a kid phonenumber.
That's unfortunate that's how itwent one zero, zero, zero, one
(08:33):
one, whatever that song was, ohmy god.
Yeah, it's like oh god.
And I went off the other dayand I'm gonna go off again
because there's a staplersitting right in front of me
right now and this is a fuckingrandom thing.
Why did staplers have twopositions?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You know you said this.
I didn't know that was even athing.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Is it for books?
Was it for books?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
But for what purpose?
What did it do?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's a pamphlet.
I don't know.
I don't know what it did.
I never looked it up, I don'tknow, but it either bends the
legs in or bends them out.
It's like a cheerleader staple.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Oh my God, it's a cheerleader, a cheerleader.
Yes, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It can bend in many directions.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Or a gymnast let's go with gymnast instead of
cheerleader, because gymnastsare a little more, older, older.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well, unless you're a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, I
just equate cheerleaders withhigh school.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
How old do you think most gymnasts are?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
20.
24 out of high school, theyhave to be able to train every
day.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I think you'd be surprised.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You know what?
I don't even want to knowanymore.
I'm done.
Besides the zero, what's withthe star 69?
Like why was it star 69 thatwould redial?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Explain it to me.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't know, because they're backwards.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh, my God, Is that why Because?
It's reversed, it's becausethey're switched.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
What's the star?
Because that called them backright.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, If you didn't get a call in time, you could
just hit star 69.
It would call you back.
But why 69?
I?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
you know, as a kid I had no thought on that at all.
Now that you pointed out, Iguess I see why that would be a
thing, but I didn't know thenwhy did you ever use the pound
sign?
What is the pound sign?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's the reason the internet was created Seriously
just to use those symbols, justto use the symbols.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Just to use the symbols.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hashtag me too.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
We don't use these often enough.
We better put it on theinternet.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, you would look at a keyboard on a computer.
Yeah, oh, I don't want to everuse that the at sign.
When would you have ever usedthat before?
Email?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Probably never before email, but now all the time.
I know the hashtag.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
But now, all the time I know the hashtag.
Don't even get me started withthe two backslashes.
H-t-t-p-s, I guess.
And why is the colon, the lastone on the right hand, the last
key?
There has to be something aboutthat.
It's got to be the internet.
It's got to be.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
That's all for the internet.
You can staple.
That's all for the internet.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You can staple that right oh my god seriously, but
which way would you stay?
I, I don't know 69, though.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh my god, there's so many things right now.
You just threw out so manythings oh, there's a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I have a lot to say, I have a lot.
This is one of those episodeswhere it's like we're not
connecting anybody to anybodyright now.
No, but we are, because Iguarantee you, people think or
have thought about this stuff.
Like why are all the signals,all the symbols, important
nowadays at the Hostetto Nowunderscore what, what I'm not?
(11:55):
That's like the zero on a phoneI'm not looking you up because
I got to hit the underscore.
Forget that, forget that.
I'm not looking you up becauseI gotta hit the underscore.
Forget that.
Forget that.
I'm not typing that in rightnow.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Seriously.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It's like having a zero on your phone, it's just
hitting a different button atthis point.
But it's way over there on theother side and I can't reach it.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh my, seriously, I don't think you type correctly
anyway, so I don't know that itmatters.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'm not a professional typer, in fact I
suck at it, but still theunderscore, and then you gotta
hit shift.
Forget this, I am too lazy todo this shit.
No, no, no, no Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But I swear to God, the internet was invented for
these symbols, so they didn'tfeel so useless.
They printed them on all thesekeys and never used them so they
didn't feel useless.
So they didn't feel useless.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
The best part of the reason they were put on the keys
to begin with Well wait.
Well, those were just forcomputers.
Oh, typewriters.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
They were on typewriters too.
They were on typewriters.
Wait, those were just forcomputers.
Oh, typewriters, they were ontypewriters too.
They were on typewriters, yes,but when did you use them?
I have no idea.
Most people didn't evencapitalize with a typewriter.
That's why it's autocorrect.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
They didn't want to hit shift.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
That's why there's autocorrect, so you don't have
to do it.
Well, it really reallyautocorrects.
All this autocorrect, it's likeself-checkout.
Who needs help at?
Self check out?
Everyone, everyone, everybodyneeds help at the self-check?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
do you know I?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
refuse.
My gift card didn't go through.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I won't even use the one at stop and shop, the first.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I buy scan every single time there's some sort of
issue.
I didn't put it down to theright spot or something.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
The person has to come over every single time.
I'm like I just want you to dothis for me, I know, because you
have to come over anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And now I have to wait for you to come over.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Then get in line.
Self-checkout is for whenyou're buying gummy bears,
except a lot of places now haveeliminated the cashiers, so at
certain times there are nocashiers.
Well, that's the thing you haveto go to self-checkout, that's
the thing Exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You have to go to self-checkout because they're
always open.
Yeah, but there's probably twocashiers there and there's four
people in line, two in each andwho the fuck wants to be fresh?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
There are certain places I regret every single
time.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Every time you go to self-checkout you need some help
or something.
It's like this ain'tself-checkout, no, this is like
hey, when you're done, come helpme.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Pretty much.
Just go and get mine.
It's so annoying.
I would rather go through theline than have them do it for me
half the time.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Don't call it self-checkout if you need help.
Hey, this pair of bra andpanties doesn't have a tag on it
.
Can you help me out?
Why are you buying bra andpanties, sir?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Mind your business, that's why I don't think that
happens.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Mind your business that's why.
All right, pull it together.
My new theory I just came upwith this the other day.
My new theory is that phonechargers are the new lighters.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Like cigarette lighters.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, cigarette lighters Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Because you can never find them.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You never, yeah, cigarette lighters, okay, hmm,
because you can never find them.
You never find it when you needone Okay.
And then you have to ask allyour friends do you have a
charger?
Do you have a charger?
Do you have a charger?
It's true.
It's like bro, what'd you dowith yours?
I don't know.
I gave it to somebody but nevergot it back.
They are the new lighters, they, they disappear out of nowhere.
It's true.
And you don't remember whereyou put it.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Where do they go?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I don't know.
I have yet to figure that out.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
They never seem to come back.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I have to yell at everybody Leave that lighter.
I mean, charge her alone.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I started labeling them Like they have names on
them.
It doesn't help.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
They started putting.
They started putting stickersand decals and everything like
that on lighters so you couldtell it was yours.
It still didn't stop it.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Label it all you want , Go ahead.
That thing is the minute youbuy that thing.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
it's gone.
But you're right, they justdisappear.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It's probably the person working self-cash out
Self-checkout.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Self-checkout is just pocketing it.
You don't even make it out ofthe store with it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No.
But it's like yeah, oh yeah,use my charger Right, excuse me,
here you go, have at it.
No, never comes back.
It's true, somebody's overthere smoking a bowl with it
around their neck, or something.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Back in the woods?
No, but they still never comeback.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
True, it's nuts, you're right, because less
people smoke now and everybodyneeds a charger and it all comes
back to Red Ginger, because hesucks.
He's probably the one stealingit, and that's my last thing.
That pisses me off the most.
Okay, it just pisses me off.
I hate, okay, it just pisses meoff.
I hate being on social media.
I hate it.
(17:04):
I'm glad that I lost all myshit and I'm glad that I started
this for the podcast, forpromotional reason.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
But I can't stand looking at everybody else having
a fucking good time.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
You can't stand that.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
No, I can't.
Where's your pictures of court?
Where's your pictures ofdivorce?
Where's your pictures of yourtraffic violation?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
do you typically take pictures of bad times.
I mean, oh, look, you're crying, let's take a picture oh, let
me see your food, though.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Great, you made a meal for yourself, all right,
you're able to do somethingproperly.
Where is the shit that actuallyhappens?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, nobody Where's your toilet overflowing Bad
things.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Where's your kid puking?
You gotta clean it up.
Where's the dog having diarrheaon the floor Like where's this
stuff?
Where's the pictures of this?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
You really want to see those.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
No, that's why I don't want to see the pictures
of the other ones either.
Because it's only fair Ifyou're going to put up all this
good stuff that happens to you.
Put the bad shit up there too.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
True, but that's not how it goes.
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Stop it, because you're just pissing me off,
pulls my skirt up.
I'll tell you that, for free itdoes.
I can't take it.
I really can't.
It's like I am tired of lookingat you guys.
Pretend to be people.
You're not when I'm here.
We're all doing the same thing.
Let's be honest.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Pretty much.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, I'm trying to pretend I'm better than I am,
but I'm not.
I fuck up all the time.
Please admit it.
I've made so many mistakes.
I think people hate me indifferent states.
That's probably true, actually,exactly but I can admit it,
that's what it boils down to.
I can at least say, alright,fucked up, that was on me.
(18:56):
Look, I didn't mean to do that,but I did it.
It wasn't on purpose, even ifyou said it was for this, just
shut up with it.
It was for this reason, but Idid it.
Do you know what I mean?
It wasn't on purpose and then,even if you said you know it was
for this, just shut up with it.
It was for this reason.
You did it.
Leave it right there.
That's it.
Don't go any farther Right andpost those pictures.
(19:16):
And what people should do ispost pictures in court because,
let's face it, let's face it,let's face it, that stuff is
just funny.
Some of that is very funnybesides the dmv, or at least
anything equated with the state,there's nothing funnier no,
there are some pretty funnypeople in court it's a rock
concert.
(19:37):
You get stone walking in thedoor very true it just smells
like weed.
Not, I do not have a problemwith weed.
I like weed.
I don't smoke it, I don'tingest it, it's not for me.
It puts me.
So here I am talkingincessantly.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
If I smoked weed silence, really then, yeah, then
you start asking what's wrongwith me.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I'm like now, I'm paranoid oh geez that's how it
goes.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Marijuana is not for me, okay, but I seriously do not
think it does anything wrong,right?
I think it's a good thing, I'man advocate for it, okay, even
though I don't particularly useit, and whatever.
But you walk into thecourthouse, oh, it's holy shit,
balls, you're stoned yeah, it'slike you are fucking stoned
crazy, and then that's why theoutfits on all these people
(20:27):
become even more funny, becausethey're stoned.
You know you think they make thestate would clear the budget if
they just put vending machinesin there where you get food.
You know I mean.
Think about it.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
All these dudes got.
Does anybody need snacks?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
All these people got munchies.
Munchies yeah, I could use someFritos.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, and the outfits , the outfits.
There are.
The amount of jumpsuits, sointeresting.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
The amount of jumpsuits that are there alone,
it's like dude, come on.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You're not on a basketball team.
Just look, I'm going to courttoday.
That's the outfit.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I really want to impress the judge.
Let's wear this LA Laker gear.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yes, the LA Laker Head to toe, I'm sure he's a fan
Head to toe.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's like what are you doing, dumbass?
What if he hates the Lakersgear with bright white shoes?
All right, bro, come on Brightwhite shoes.
Basically say to me you're amoron.
(21:33):
If your shoes are that white,you've done something wrong.
Oh boy, go walk in the mud.
Fuck, get some dirt on thosepuppies.
You know what I mean.
Why are they so bright?
Why do I need sunglasses tolook at your freaking shoes?
I don't know.
Jesus Christ, I can't take it.
I can't, I won't.
(21:54):
Oh boy, I'll take that for free.
Yeah, getting aggravated justtalking about it.
Oh yeah, I needed an episode Ihaven't blown off in a while.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
You haven't.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
It's been a while.
It's been a while and there's alot building up.
There's probably a lot morethat I can't even think about
right now.
Yeah, but holy cow, it's nuts,but that star 69 stuff still
blows my mind.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's pretty funny.
Why the star?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Is it like?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
The brown star.
Oh God, why did they use that?
I don't know.
I'm done with this.
Oh boy, Don't get it.
But yeah, those symbols createdthe internet.
Remember that.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
All right, I'm going to remember that.
Trust me, it's true.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
So take your symbols and head over to Sakatubecom.
Like and subscribe.
Check out our store.
Buy some merch for crying outloud.
Yeah, put it up on the on yourpage so I don't have to look at
you in court.
You know what I mean.
Come on, man, help us out.
Anyway, guys, thanks forlistening.
Hope you enjoyed it and, uh,you know, as always, be good, be
(23:02):
good.
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
I want to give a shout out tomy buddy, larry over at
Legendary Graphics.
He designed our logo for us.
It came out fantastic.
He does wraps, he does allkinds of customized stuff for
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Speaker 1 (23:24):
Saki Dumi.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Hey everybody, it's Ditto.
Thanks for checking out ourshow today.
Hope you enjoyed it.
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You can tell us what you likeabout the show, talk about what
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