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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hey everybody,
welcome to Saki Toomey.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Deliverbee, I guess.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, not true, but
hey everybody, welcome back to
Saki Toomey me, where we connectpeople to people, even if it
means taking three weeks offbecause we're on a fucking
vacation for everything.
We just had that episode.
I'm here with casey, hieveryone.
And we just had that episodewhere I was like, oh, everybody
posts those pictures and we goon vacation.
(00:40):
We can't get anybody here forthree weeks to record a new
episode for to save our lives,you know it's summer it's a
little tough we had some issuesand yeah I'm busy af.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Everybody's busy or
on vacation and you know it's
fallen.
It's not good, we'll be back atit people miss me oh, do they,
they did.
Why do you think that?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
why do you think that
?
Why do you think that I don'tknow?
You watched it happen, oh boy.
You watched it happen onvacation, oh oh man, oh man, oh
man.
If I had any kind of litmustest to tell you how amazing I
am all the time, really.
Which is incredible, oh my.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
God.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Because you know I
don't like to brag about myself.
You do, though no, you know Ido not like to do that.
Okay, I am not better thananyone else, I am just awesome,
right, and you literally watchedit I did witness it.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
It was kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
So casey and I yeah,
casey and I put the families
together, went on a vacationvacation.
We did yes, and that was thebiggest part.
We did record one episode onvacation.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, like the first
night or something.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I never got to edit
or put up, but I will.
I'll put it out there anyway,because I mean it's goofy but
whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
We were supposed to
record one every day.
Yeah, and we did not do that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But that's vacation.
It was a good goal.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It was a good goal,
but we failed.
Anyway, holy cow, I have saidto you, since we even dreamed of
starting this thing, that weshould just do this because
people are going to start sayingthings I say Tell me, I'm wrong
.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You have.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You're not wrong on
this.
I can't say that, so you're notwrong.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
And we get there, and
it's the very first day.
Now, mind you, we're with twoyoung ladies yep 13, almost 14
year old girls that utilizesnapchat, of course, to find
friends.
Yeah, right.
And what happened after theyfound friends?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
oh, the friends loved
you, I it's.
It was crazy.
I've never.
They wanted to hang out withyou.
Let's go play games, let's sitand do the puzzle together.
Apparently, they talked nonstopto their parents about you Can.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Dino raise the beach.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Can we go with him in
the car to the beach?
I don't get it.
So yeah, I didn't even realizeyou even interacted with them
that much, but they loved you.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I didn't.
That's the crazy part andthat's what I was trying to
explain to you.
I don't know how this happens.
I don't know why it happens,but it's great.
I do appreciate it, but I can'teven go on vacation and right
not have people knocking on ourdoor.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's crazy the
parents were actually pretty
cool.
I wish we had met them earlierin the week they were very cool
yeah I was glad to have met them.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'm not gonna use
their names on this, but, uh, if
you are, if you do happen tolisten to it, thanks for having
us over yeah it was a great time.
It's a pleasure meeting all ofyou and and Cool Beans man Maybe
we'll see you somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Maybe we'll see them
again.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
They seem to know a
lot of people, but man, I'm down
there packing on Friday nightbecause we've got to leave early
Saturday morning to come backhome and they're ringing the
doorbell.
Yep, and I didn't go out.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, you did not,
because you were wrapping stuff
up and we waited for a littlebit.
And then they felt, I think,that they were bothering us,
which wasn't true.
I just didn't really know theywere waiting for you, so I
didn't know what to say at thatpoint.
So they said their kids hadtalked about you the whole week,
so you were the star.
Apparently they had to comemeet you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's incredible.
Which is so funny.
It's like sakatumi's gettingout there.
Sakatumicom check it out we didhave a lot of uh time off we
did, but that week was hilarious.
And because you are nowbeginning to see what I've said
to you about the things I sayand the things I do, the manner
(04:40):
in which I deliver them nothingI have original.
I've ripped everything off fromother comics, all kinds of
other, and I just make it my ownMovies.
Yeah, it's like I improvise it,so I give everyone else credit.
If you said, oh, you got thisfrom that, I'd be like yes.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's become a game.
Yeah, where did it come from?
Where did he get that from?
That's exactly right.
It's become a game and that'swhat I use it as.
That's my shtick.
I'm using other people'smaterial for other.
It's like another language,right.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I speak two languages
English and movies.
Do you know what I?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
mean, right, I just
like, and you do know an obscene
amount of movie quotes Forwhatever I just like, and you do
know an obscene amount of moviequotes.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I, for whatever
reason, I am able to recite
movie quotes quite easily.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You can't remember
what you ate for breakfast today
, but you can remember the lines.
Remind me Everything.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Remind me of that in
a minute, because I will tell
you a story about that justtoday, oh boy, so anyway.
Yeah, 10, 15.
We have these adults, yeah, Kn.
Knocking on our door uh-huhwanted to meet us you, really
you.
They had to meet you, it's, Ijust happened to be there well,
they wouldn't have wanted tomeet me if it wasn't for you
(05:56):
also, so take some credit for itokay but yes, I'm the one I'm
the one their kids were.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You're the one that
the kids were obsessed with and
wanted to be your bestie.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I am awesome.
What do you want from me?
I don't know what else to tellyou.
It was pretty funny, but it wasincredible.
And finally, in some sort of Idon't want to use the term
grandiose, but in some sort ofway I was able to say to you see
, see, it's not like I don't seeit at other times.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
This was just insane
to watch happen.
This was Because they weren'teven adults.
They were these 14-year-oldkids.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No, no, no stop, they
were adults.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But they were kids
first of all.
Yeah, the kids first, and nowthey are the adults came also
Right.
Yeah, they're like we had tomeet this guy Exactly.
Why me?
I don't know what have I got.
I have two arms, two legs and ahead, just like everyone else.
Oh jeez, but it was great.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's flattering,
though, when people do that, it
really is flattering, and I feelbad because we left these
people high and dry for three orfour weeks now without a new
episode I know it's crazy,because we really fell off there
god forbid, we should have ourown lives I know right.
And look, we've said this before, we'll say it a thousand times
(07:22):
you've got your job, I've got myjob.
We do this for fun and we tryand put it out there every week,
so we're consistent, right, andit really does get difficult
because this really is a secondjob, right, and it's hard to
keep up with everything.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
And we have our own
lives right.
Life happens, kids happen,things get in the way and yeah
it's, it's a lot exactly so wewant to take a vacation.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
K Keebler and T-Bot
are on vacations themselves.
So what do you do, like?
How do you have a meeting, howdo you sit there, how do you
talk about what you're going totalk about?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You don't, and so I
just, I really just let it go
and I didn't really worry aboutit.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Because we put out a
product here on this, saki Timmy
, it's great, it's fantastic.
I'm sorry If you don't like it,that's your fault, but whatever
we're doing, we do it the waywe want to.
Yeah, and we want to stayconsistent and be there for
everybody all the time, but wealso have lives Right and we
(08:25):
can't be upset about not doingthis.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I think everybody we
can't be, you know, upset about
not doing this.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I think everybody
can't be a burden not a burden,
but a uh.
This can't be a burden on us,right?
We already have other ways ofmaking income.
This is just to do for funright.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, I think
everybody must take a vacation.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I mean tv shows,
everybody takes some sort of
break I have noticed that in theanalytics that it drops off
severely during the summer.
Oh, really Picks up right afterLabor Day there you go.
Where people start going backto work and they're like, oh, we
got to get this done for theweek.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
And all of a sudden
it jumps up a little bit, a
little bit, a little bit, okay,so All right.
Well, I do want to put on apodcast, though I want to start
turning this podcast.
Will you listen to it?
On the beach, Right?
Yeah, you know what I mean.
I want to be just sitting theretalking about stuff like oh,
the waves are crashing, you guysare all sitting on the beach.
(09:19):
I don't know what you're doing.
Like, there are people thatwill grill.
There are people that will dragall this food, yeah, to the
beach.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
There are people that
will just go with a beach chair
in a an umbrella.
I miss being the beach chairperson.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm not gonna lie,
that was way easier I want to be
the guy that you're listeningto on the beach, though yeah, so
I kind of I kind of want to getthere if you're like into talk
and stuff like that.
I really want to start, as wego ahead with this podcast.
I want to start getting into Iwouldn't say themes, but topics,
(09:54):
I guess.
So, because we do these once aweek and we put them out there.
I want it to be what's going onhere now and I want you to sit
on the beach and listen to one,and it's a beach theme or a
summery theme or something likegardening or picking tomatoes,
(10:15):
whatever the fuck you want.
Oh geez, but something you canactually sit on a beach.
And oh yeah, I said that, Isaid beach and it was sit on the
beach and listen to is what Iwas trying to say, right, so
people can hear my voice, kindof like kenny chesney oh my
goodness I want to be like kennychesney well, he's singing
songs I want to sing a song.
(10:36):
I want to.
I want a spoken word song.
I want a spoken word songspoken word song yeah, so we had
a good time on our vacation.
We did.
I hope all you guys had a goodtime on our vacation.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
We did.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I hope all you guys
had a good time on your vacation
.
Sorry, we missed you for threeweeks.
But let's get back to this andreally start kicking butt and
taking names.
We've got a lot coming up.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
A lot of good stuff
coming up and I don't know we
just it was tough.
It was tough to keep everythingtogether and here we are now
putting it back together.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yes, we are, and the
worst part about vacation what's
?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
that is coming home
from it yeah I don't know about
you.
You have a job that you can doon vacation uh, yeah, I guess I
see what you mean.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You mean I don't have
to go somewhere to do it.
Is that what you're asking?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
yes, okay, I'm like I
don't have a job I can do on
vacation correct.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I guess I see what in
fact my job interferes with
vacation, correct, right?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
yes, that sucks, so I
does.
I envy you in a way.
And how many people in this onthis planet are able to go away
and still work like that's anamazing thing.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yes and no.
I mean there's supposed to be awork-life balance.
You can't just work all thetime.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
There is supposed to
be a work-life balance.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So taking a break
from it and, like I told you, my
company encourages you to notcheck emails.
I did check my email.
I did address a few things.
Just that's how my life worksand I'm built like that.
I don't know, I've just done itfor so long, but a lot of
companies encourage you to takethe time off because you need
that sort of break sometimes.
(12:17):
I know that yours is a littledifferent.
You work for yourself, so it'sdifferent but I envy you.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I envy you because
you can do that.
I would love to go on vacationand continue to work.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I would, but I have a
physical labor job Right, which
means I have to be thereCorrect.
There's a lot I still do andcan do on vacation.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But it doesn't get
the job done.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It's the stuff behind
the scenes like permits and
insurance.
Yeah, I hear you Stuff like thatOrdering?
I wish I could have a directaccess to my job, sit there in
the morning on a beach with mycomputer yeah, cup of coffee
whack out all my goals for theday, shut it down and hang out
(13:06):
with the family and the kids andjust have a good time.
Yeah, that to me would be avacation, my vacation.
I come home and it's a goddamnshit show.
Yeah, it's a shit show, and Ihave to spend the next three or
four days putting everythingback together.
Right, because I stop for aweek and I can't stand it, which
makes me resent vacation right,which is unfortunate.
(13:27):
It's not supposed to be likethat yeah, so I don't look
forward to going on vacation.
I certainly don't look forwardto coming home, because I know I
have all this now I have to godo all this right and it sucks.
It is what it is and it's mylife.
But that's why how do I saythis?
That's why I let go of thepodcast while I was on vacation.
(13:49):
It was work.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And here I am.
I sound like a hypocrite now,but I've never had this
opportunity and I didn't knowhow to handle it.
So I didn't know how to handlebeing able to do this podcast,
balance work and life and stilldeal with everything every call
I got from back home anyway,right, right.
So I was just like screw this,this is too much, this is
(14:14):
overwhelming.
I'm good.
So a good portion of this lapsein not putting out an episode
or whatnot was my fault, totallymy fault.
I Totally my fault.
I let it go.
And I let it go because I waslike screw this.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
There's me too.
Do you know what I mean?
There's me too.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I don't have to do
everything for everybody all the
time.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I want to and I try
to, but guess what?
You can't.
I ain't good at it.
You know what I mean?
I'm not good at just likenobody.
Nobody's good at it.
You can't make everybody happy,no all.
You can't make everybody happyall the time.
You can make everybody happy.
You make certain people happysometimes, other people happy
other times.
(14:57):
That's how it works.
You're never going to makeeveryone happy all the time, and
so at some point in time youjust got to make yourself happy
and I gave up.
For a little bit.
I was like peace, I'll be back.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I gotta recharge I
think it's fine, everybody will
forgive you oh, I hope so.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I hope they do,
because it wasn't on purpose and
it wasn't, you know, spitefulor just because I didn't want to
do anymore it's just you getburnt.
We started this podcast rightnow saying what happened.
People were coming looking forme.
I didn't.
I didn't even know these peoplenow I was away.
I'm like hiding.
That's what a vacation issupposed to be, and all the
(15:38):
entire time, dad out dad out, soannoying it's like holy cow and
they found me.
Somehow they did, which is asannoying as it sounds, and
sometimes is it when you sitback and think about it it's
(15:58):
amazing.
It's amazing that people lookat you like that.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
So it's a wonderful
thing where these people are
knocking on our door 10, 15 atnight, trying to meet me and see
me when I don't know who theyare.
It's not something I would wantmy entire life, but it does
kind of put things inperspective.
Sometimes it's like, ah, otherpeople want to know who I am.
(16:24):
This is it feels good, but it'slike, ah, other people want to
know who I am.
This is it feels good.
But it's like you get you, yousit here all day.
You're a mom.
You know what it's like mom,mom, mom, mama, mama, mama,
mommy, mommy, mama, mama, mama,mama.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Hi, they're not even
little anymore, it's still like
that, just different requests.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I do think that I get
it twice as much as you do oh
boy.
Okay, I do, I do.
I think that's a fair statement.
I think A as a dad, you get itfrom the kids and the wife, or
whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Right, I hear you.
I feel like everybody'sconstantly calling my name and
asking for me I feel the sameway and then we went on vacation
and they were still doing it,which is what my point is here.
It's like holy cow.
We went on vacation, it stillhappened and it didn't happen to
you.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well, from the
strangers, everybody else in the
house.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well, I still get it
from everybody else in the house
, and you do, and then I get itfrom people outside the house.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
All right, I hear you
.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That's my point.
All of you have the win.
Is that really vacation?
How do you figure?
Oh my God, what?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I don't know the fame
of being you.
I don't know how you deal withit.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
There's only one type
of person that can handle it
Right it's a prophet.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Oh my God, here we go
with that again.
I forgot about that for alittle bit.
I'm a prophet, oh boy Okay.
I know what.
I'm a prophet, oh boy Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I know what I'm
talking about, I know what's
going on and I'm fantastic.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I'm so glad you think
so highly about yourself,
because it's really great tohave that positivity in your
life, because wow, oh, come on,it's funny.
It is funny.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I'm just glad to be
back.
I'm glad to be back behind themicrophones.
I'm glad to be back.
I'm glad to be back behind themicrophones.
I'm glad to be back heretalking about this stuff.
I'm glad we had a good time.
We did have a good time we did,we took our kids together for
the first time.
We took our kids together forthe first time away and it was
good.
We had fun.
It was a lot easier.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm still wearing a
wristband you apparently are
gonna let that rot off yourwrist always.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I never take them off
I, it's so weird it even stinks
that's gross smells gross.
Now I'm gonna leave it to awhile it's gotta wash off it's
not, it's supposed to wash offit.
It never expires.
I can go back there tomorrowand go you could mini golfing.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
They didn't mark off
all your stuff go back.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
If I watched it
enough, I could probably go
go-karting again.
Oh my God, go-karting.
We did that with all the kidsand this little fat four-eyed
fuck.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
How old?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
do you think this one
was?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I'm going to say 21.
Just so I don't get in troublefor calling him a fat four-eyed
fuck.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
So what happened he?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
spun me out, uh-huh,
because he didn't, because he
couldn't see the track.
Okay, his glasses obviouslycame flying off his head and
then we all get to the end he'sone of those kids I can't
believe didn't have a straparound the back to hold him on
it's so mean, do you know what Imean?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
okay, and we get to
the end and I went to all the
kids think you missed a lap.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
No, I didn't.
Yes, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
You went in before
the rest of us because you spun
out.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I was in first place.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
You were not in first
place.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
We all did an extra
lap.
I was so far in first placethat you couldn't even catch me.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No, because those
go-karts you couldn't pass
anyone.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
The only way you were
passing people for the most
part was if somebody spun out Ifyou know how to race, you could
easily pass people out.
I passed everyone out at leasttwice.
Not only that, at least twice.
I was like Bo Jackson on thatgo-kart Untrue.
Bo Jackson won two decathlonswithout even competing in the
final event Because he was sofar ahead.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
You know you were not
ahead.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I was way ahead.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
And you know that
they think you won only because
you spun out.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I was the first one
in.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
You were.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
That means, I win.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Do as many laps as
the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I did.
No, you did not, I did.
Do you have any evidence to saythat I didn't?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You agreed to it at
that day.
Do you have any evidence to saythat?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I didn't.
You agreed to it at that day.
You actually said it?
I most certainly did not, but Iknow what happened.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
You don't know what
happened.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I know where
everybody was on the track.
Here's what actually happenedin that event.
Okay, I was the first one intothe pit.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
You were.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I'm not denying that.
That means I win Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
That means, I win.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Okay, overdone,
pamptoon.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
We'll let you think
that way, because it obviously
matters more to you than therest of us.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Obviously it's
bothering you because you're
bringing it up.
It doesn't bother me because Iwon, Right?
You're like, what's his name inSeinfeld?
Oh God, I can't remember theguy's name.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I have no idea who
you're going to refer me to.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Jerry chooses not to
run Not Dylan Doesn't idea who
you're gonna refer me to andjerry chooses not to run uh, not
dylan.
Uh, doesn't matter, who cares.
We are coming to the end.
I'm coming to the end of thisone.
I'm gonna edit this now.
I'm gonna put it up for tuesday.
I'm gonna edit edit the one wedid last week while we were on
vacation, oh boy and put that upfor next thursday.
Okay, so there'll be two forthe next week, okay and I gotta
(21:43):
advertise it.
Yeah Okay, and I got toadvertise it.
Yeah yeah, I don't know how toadvertise.
Yeah, guys, if you're out therelistening and you hear this.
Give me ideas on how toadvertise better.
I could use it SakiTumicom andhit us up.
Hit us up with emails andwhatever Info questions, doesn't
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