Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast
Two Nerdy Idiots take fans and listeners on a fun and ridiculous ride to review every episode of the hit DC Comics television show Smallville. Theme Song: Save Me by Remy Zero Follow us on Twitter: @SomebodySave_Me Episodes also available on Youtube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Pandora and all other available streaming platforms. Contact: somebodysaveme1938@gmail.com DISCLAIMER: We do not own nor do we pretend to own any music or videos that are played during the episodes. We mean only to review and discuss these episodes fairly and provide quality entertainment. All trademarks and copyrights are the property of their respective owner(s).
Episodes
Roulette: The Chloe Sullivan Edition
It's Oliver's birthday, so why not go and place the most awful bets at the underground casino. After being roofied by the "owner" of the casino, Oliver's life becomes an insane and stupid test to prove he's still a hero inside. Lois tries to track down Oliver so she can play beer pong. Clark finds out more clues about the missing Kandorians. Oh, and have we mentioned Chl...
Smallville Presents: Fat Toy-Lover vs. Suicidal Billionaire
The infamous Winslow Schott, a.k.a. Toyman, returns this week and he's here for revenge against Oliver Queen. After Toyman's first bomb attempt against Queen Industries, Clark is gifted with the power of reading minds (thanks daddy Jor-El). Clark uses his new power to stop crime, but also to stand-up Lois on a "date" that he planned. Chloe continues to fume with jealousy of...
28 Days Later: The Smallville Edition
Seems like the writers were thin on story ideas this time around and brought us Thirst, Pt. II.
A random case of kryptonite rabies has hit Metropolis, but looks like instead of vampires we get horny zombies. Clark continues his hero work while working at the Daily Planet. Oliver is still moping for no reason, and manages to let Lois turn into a zombie. Tess infects almost half the city. Chloe, w...
John Corben: Former active duty military turns grotesque cyborg psycho.
Things get pretty gross this week when John Corben surgically receives a kryptonite heart after getting smashed by a truck (look both ways much?). As John starts to spiral, all he can think about is taking the The Blur down, a.k.a. Clark. Chloe is getting extremely jealous, and annoying, of Lois since Clark made her his new sidekick. Tess hired a new assist...
Smallville Presents: Kal-El and the Kryptonian Blokes
Who would've thought three weeks could change so much? Clark is finally completing his training from Jor-El, but gets stalled by Lois returning from the future with a female assassin, a.k.a. Future Babe. Zod is finally here, in the flesh, and he's been beating up Tess non-stop with his Kryptonian posse. Lois meets a new reporter. Oliver joined a jeans-only fight club. Chl...
Blood for Blood!
Time for another round of Film Friday, but this time we step away from the wushu and instead immerse ourselves into The Fog at Antonio Bay. Join us in the review of the remake of John Carpenter's The Fog (1980) starring Tom Welling, Maggie Grace and Selma Blair. Is the movie worth watching? No. Do we have fun? Also no. But hey, are we the Two Nerdy Idiots? YOU BET YOUR ASS!
Tom Welling stars as Nick Castle
Maggie ...
T.N.I. presents: The 8th Season's Final Breath
Almost done, but not before we give the most demanded episode of each season: The Award Show. Plenty of fan nominations, a few new and fun categories, and some nice veto streaks. Thank you to the fans for another crazy season and, as always, enjoy the eighth part of our hilarious tradition.
R.I.P. Henry James Olsen, the Jimmy that never mattered.
Doomsday is upon Clark, and apparently everyone in the future as well (shout out those losers in Legion). Clark wants to continue his BEST plan by splitting Davis/Doomsday, but Oliver and the Super Idiots keep telling Clark to murder Davis instead. Meanwhile, we are at the end of the Dark Chloe Saga but not before she takes Davis out on a date one last time. Lois looks to ...
The Injustice League, a.k.a. Tess Mercer's Groupies
After many episodes of recruiting, Tess finally gives her meteor freak team some time to shine: hunt down and kill Doomsday. "Chloe" reappears and tells Clark he needs to kill Davis, which Oliver also agrees with (typical). Clark comes up with the best plan to stop Davis/Doomsday but needs Oliver's help, which Ollie takes as "sexually harass Tess".
Jessi...
The Dark Chloe Saga continues...
Clark finds evidence that Davis is alive, so Chloe lies to Clark and tells him to go to Alaska. While Chloe continues to keep Davis in her basement, she goes to Dr. Emil Hamilton for some type of Doomsday cure. Jimmy has the nerve to ask Oliver for some "popping pills" money. We find out Davis has been sniffing Chloe's hair. Clark comes up with the best plan this season on how to get ri...
Stripperella: The Smallville Edition
Lois gets in a little over her head by becoming a made-up vigilante named "Stiletto" in order to write a front page story. Clark contemplates confiding in Lois as his superhero persona. Chloe chooses to keep Davis in the Talon basement as her murderous, alien, sex puppet. Jimmy finally returns, but this time as the new bartender at the Ace of Clubs in order to pay for his drug addiction...
Smallville Stories for Children: The Last Son of Veritas
The whispers of Veritas have returned as Tess finds the long lost diary of the late Lionel Luthor. Apparently, Davis also crashed down in 1989 with Clark, but as a piece of space poop that befriended Lex for five days. Everyone finally finds out Davis is a serial killer thanks to Jimmy. Tess attempts to kill him, Clark yells at Chloe for hours, and Davis just wants a good deat...
!SKCUS GNI***F EOLHC
Chloe is on the brink of divorce, so why not throw a last-minute birthday party and not invite your husband? Zatanna (O M G) shows up and grants Chloe one wish. Wishing for love back? Yeah right, Chloe wishes to be Lois! Now deemed "Chlois", she has to get help from Clark in order for Zatanna to reverse the spell. Too bad Clark accidentally wishes to not have any world-saving responsibilities and forgets abo...
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! (Tess included)
Jimmy, who is still in recovery mode, witnesses Davis committing a murder at the hospital. Davis claims he is hallucinating because Jimmy is secretly a drug addict. Chloe doesn't believe her own husband, which makes Jimmy take matters into his own hands. Tess invites Clark on a private jet so she can crash it on purpose, but not before she trauma dumps.
Hydro, Pt. II: Super Soaked
An INFAMOUS season six villain is back, and we're not talking about Linda Lake. Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse/The Wife, returns as our guest co-host...and gets us drunk.
Linda Lake returns to Metropolis to threaten Clark with exposing his true identity to the world. Clark decides to take control and have Lois leak the story first (he's high out of his mind), but things take a turn for the worse. Meanwh...
The Dark Lana Saga finally comes to an end... THANK GOD!
Everyone's "favorite" power couple is back after Lana got her super skin last week. While Clark just wants to have sex all day in his parents' old bed, Lana is only interested in "saving people", a.k.a. hunting down Lex. Toyman shows up and kills the entire board of directors at LuthorCorp. Oliver guilt trips Chloe into finding Lex in order to kill him. Lex reveals he's be...
Lana, where's my super [skin] suit?!
The Ultimate Dark Lana saga continues.
Lana decides that the world is much better off if she had super powers, so she hires Dr. Groll to burn her alive. Clark finds out Chloe also lies for her other friends (not just him). Tess bonds with Clark over B&E. Lana and Tess are somehow best friends now. Where the f*** are Jimmy and Lois?
Law & Order: Smallville Victims Unit
Detective John Jones makes his return only to get shot, while on duty, in the first five minutes. After Clark finds out it was an inside job he decides to go undercover as a cop named Joe Fordman (Top 10) in order to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Lana is still here, back as the lead terrorist, and now fighting with Tess about Lex and the famous art of Wushu.
Phil Morris returns for another spec...
31st Century's very own idiots!
The second half of season eight begins, so that means we tank the story right? A group of aliens come from the future to stroke Clark’s massive ego, and to prevent another Brainiac resurrection by killing Chloe. They also decide to tell Lana she’s historically important (forgot she’s still here). Clark just wants to beat up these futuristic idiots and get his best friend back to normal. Davis is strai...
Smallville Presents: The Bride of Doomsday
Wedding bells are ringing for Chloe and Jimmy. Davis is actually Doomsday and becomes a murderous wedding crasher. Clark and Lois experience a cute moment. Oliver ruins everything by teaming up with Lana, a.k.a. the devil. #RIPGayColin
Sam Witwer (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) makes his official appearance as DC Comics original character Doomsday.
Kristen Kreuk makes her temporary return as DC ...
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