Sorry Never Seen It
3 opinionated morons Ashley Albert, Chloe Cole, and Katie Marovitch share their unqualified analysis of reality shows they’ve never seen…until now
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Happy New Year! The SNSI season four finale is finally here! We talked about RuPaul’s Drag Race U.K. S2E5 “The RuRuvision Song Contest” with our very special guest Chad Westbrook! Critics are calling this episode “very good” and “worth the listen” and that it “is a good way to pass the time if you’re stuck in traffic.”
Thank you for listening to our fourth season!
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The holidays are over, so get rid of your boring family and spend some time with this way more special family: THE DUGGARS! That's right, we watched 19 Kids and Counting S14: E13 "Jill's Wedding." We recommend the documentary Shiny Happy People to better understand the Duggars' beliefs. Make sure to braid your hair and cover your ankles as you listen!
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Happy holiday season to you and yours from all of us over at SNSI, Inc.! For this week’s extra special holiday-themed* episode, we got to watch six dysfunctional international romances** play out on S5E7 of 90 Day Fiancé!
*The episode is not actually holiday themed.
**It’s hard to say if any actual romance occurred.
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In honor of the dumpster fire media circus surrounding the show this past year, we finally watched VANDERPUMP RULES for this week's episode, specifically S5:E17 "Drag Battle." Our special guest, Ann Maddox, has a unique connection to the show, so she shared some Behind the Scenes info with us. You'll have to listen to hear it!
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Time to backflip back to 2013, when child exploitation was reality TV’s bread & butter. If your guess is that SNSI is finally covering DANCE MOMS, then congrats! You’re Abby Lee Miller’s #1 girl at the top of the pyramid! Who knows, maybe you’ll even be picked to do a SOLO at next week’s big competition, unless of course you screw it all up like a talentless crybaby! Win or lose, you can still tune in Thursday as we discuss S3E...
Pack your bags cuz we're taking you on the vacation from hell. Bon voyage, bitches! It's REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP! We watched the Season 3 finale "Phuket Me Not" to prepare for the Season 4 premiere on December 14th! You'll never look at Pepsi the same way after you see this episode…
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Welcome to the natural conclusion of a sick, desperately lonely, marriage-obsessed culture: MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT! Only 1 of the sweet, sweet idiots is married IRL, but that won't stop us from declaring ourselves experts on the many issues afoot in Season 17 Episode 5 of MAFS. And you know what? Actually, in a way, all 3 of us ARE married. To EACH OTHER. So, yeah, we DO know what we're talking about this time.
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HELLO EARTHLINGS! In the words of SNSI #1 fan, David Bowie, "Take your protein pills and put your helmet on," because this week's star-studded episode is going to take you out of this world. We watched S1E4 of Stars on Mars. Spoiler Alert: The stars weren't actually on Mars. They were just in Australia. We were disappointed too.
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Much like a septuagenarian with a heart of gold, bravely returning to the dating scene for one more chance at love, Your Three Clowns are BACK after months of dramatic self-reflection. American has a new sweetheart: GERRY! And we have a new season premiere ep: THE GOLDEN BACHELOR, S1E1!
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For their Season 3 finale, the three idiots welcome a very special guest Dan Perlman (@danjperlman on instagram) onto the podcast to discuss a reality show close to Dan's heart: TOO HOT TO HANDLE. They discuss whether anyone is really too hot to handle, and Dan decides which of the hosts have gotten hotter with age.
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This week, guest host Catherine McCafferty (@catherine_mccaff on Instagram) walks the three idiots through the *very* flirty Season 1, episode 5 of LOVE TRIP: PARIS, an episode entitled "Love the Way You Lie" and everyone turns into francophile freaks. Ooh-la-la!
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We take on the greatest reality TV dynasty known to humanity. Not only did we watch Season 8, Episode 1 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but we also watched Season 2, Episode 9 of The Kardashians. Did it cost us our sanity? Listen and find out!
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The three buffoons watch SISTER WIVES, a show about women who are neither sisters nor wives apparently. The special guest and resident plural marriage expert, Margaret Dubien, shares the tea on the Browns after the shitshow ending of their last season.
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Ashley, Chloe, and Katie venture into the incestuous fever dream that is MILF Manor with Episode 3 "Your MILF Don't Dance."
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The three puny wimps enjoy a classic reality show with SURVIVOR episode 9 of Season 37 titled "Breadth-First Search" featuring Mike White, the director and writer of WHITE LOTUS. The episode has incredible gameplay, and we break it down for you.
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Ashley, Chloe, and Katie welcome another special guest Alicia Tan to watch episode 3 from Season 2 of the South Korean dating show "Single's Inferno" where the singles are more horny for gourmet food than they are for each other.
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For our third season's second episode, the three silly gooses went with a listener's recommendation and watched WHODUNNIT, a reality show that's like if the board game Clue came to life. The episode was Season 1, Episode 2 "Fire Starter," and it sure got us fired up.
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On their season 3 premiere, the three numbskulls invite special guest Alec Khan (@khanalec on Instagram, ) to help them navigate the wild waters and beards of Louisiana as they watch DUCK DYNASTY Season 2, Episode 8 "Good Morning, West Monroe."
Please check out Alec's script about a horse festival that goes horribly awry a la Fyre Festival. It's very funny.
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In the season 2 finale, the three dummies welcome special guest, Paul Robalino (@paulrobalino in Twitter, @psrobalino on Instagram), to help them make sense of the end of LOVE IS BLIND Season 3.
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It was the yessed of times, it was the dressed of times. The three dummies revisit TLC's most iconic series: SAY YES TO THE DRESS Season 6, Episode 17.
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