🛸 Stanley Starfrost’s Official Dispatch: The Party Decanter of Unknown Consequence™
Listen up, Wild Cards! I’m Commander Stanley Starfrost — veteran of the Battle of Three Black Holes, semi-retired galactic champion of bad ideas, and proud discoverer of the most dangerous alien relic this side of the Orion Arm:
The Party Decanter of Unknown Consequenceâ„¢!
You know those items that were clearly a bad idea to make?
Yeah. This is that — bottled chaos, pure and unfiltered, now available as a fully developed Savage Worlds rules supplement.
Full SWADE-compatible rules for the Party Decanter of Unknown Consequenceâ„¢
20+ chaotic random effects (healing, explosions, interdimensional travel, emotional instability — you name it)
Lore and adventure hooks to drop into Slipstream, Rifts: Savage Worlds, The Last Parsec, or your own gonzo sci-fi setting
Sentient Bottle Options — yes, it can talk back
Random Tables for maximum bad decision making
Crafting rules if your players are crazy enough to build a second one (don't)
This isn’t just a wacky item — it’s a portable campaign grenade. Drop it into any adventure and watch your players run for their lives... or drink twice.
Because Savage Worlds was never about being safe.
It's about doing something completely reckless and somehow pulling off a legendary success (or at least dying in hilarious, memorable fashion).
The Party Decanter is perfect for:
Sci-fi Savage Worlds campaigns
Space operas, weird science adventures, and pulp settings
GMs who love chaos
Players who say "I drink it" before asking what it does
Imagine your players arguing over who gets to drink from a cursed alien flask at a critical moment — and the bottle talking trash while they do it.
Now imagine the bottle wins.
Recovered from the shattered hull of the luxury cruiser Pleasure Star 9, the Party Decanter was floating freely through Sector VX-7, singing off-key and glowing like a dying star. No one knows who made it.
Theories include:
Alien college students on a dare
Failed gods trying to liven up their parties
Weaponized drunk science
Spoiler: All of those theories are correct.
🚀 What You Get:⚡ Why Add It To Your Game?🌌 The Glorious Lore
Get the full rules now at my official supply depot:
👉 https://stanleystarfrost.etsy.com/listing/4297485932/the-party-decanter-of-unknown
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